September 15, 2025 • 37 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re celebrating the anniversary of the first Elvis Pressley Credit Card.. - First up, Mad Max has had it with bank fees.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform, “Credit Card Fraud”.. - Randy solves a mysterious charge on his American Express Card.. - and Morgan Freeman endorses Visa.. - Plus Mary Jane shares some of her newest deep thoughts.. - We fill a request for the time Granny Klump crashed John Boy’s birthday party.. - and we’ll wrap up with the pilot for “Mr. Raiford’s Neighborhood…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's the Big Show on the radio for your Monday morning,
September the fifteenth. John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one hundred
and fifty seven is up at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's a pretty cool little deal, man.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's a tutor and bronze shepherds watch sundial tendon. I
don't know this for a while, man, And he said
he's looking up. It's worth forty five dollars about having
a second thought. Nor once I put it up there,
it's up y'all's.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Self price regular retail seventy. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
All? You know you're supposed to like let us see
things before I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm sorry, man, all right, I already took picture of
it and everything gets yes old there somebody's gonna own
it here, so only get your name in the head
for a much wanted wonderful fan.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Looky speak for yourself, Tater, I got me two T shirts.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Whatever, that's right? Okay, let me see a letter.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm sill haling man. Here's a letter postmarks Baltimore, Maryland
in this address, Unit three hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
How did they know where we are?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Anyway? Called off? But this is a short wait we
haven't done it in a while. Let's let's do the
full treatment here.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
All right, you asked, oh we got letters, You get
your letters? Say, oh boy, all right, hey, John Boy
(02:19):
and Billy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I live at twenty thirteen Druid Park Drive, and football
is this week? It is today that it will be.
I live within two minutes from the light rail. Maybe
if you come this way, we could go to a game.
All we would have to do is take the light
rail to the game. I live about five minutes from
(02:40):
the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore and ten minutes from Green
Goods at thirty nine oh seven Falls Road in Baltimore, Maryland.
I live at twenty thirteen Druid Park Drive, Baltimore, Maryland.
Ok So all right, okay, he never told me his name,
(03:11):
So just going around Leves.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know where we're going.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Later to Baltimore Ravens Game. Get more of the big
shows on the radio. John Boyd and Billy here going
to the mail. Got letter from Maxine. Hey, handsome feller,
can you say this? You're opening somebody else's mail again.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
At Skunk set on a stump stump Funk, the skunk
stunk and the skunk thunk the stump stunk.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Hey, I did that pretty good? Do that again. Let's
kunk set on.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
A stump stump thunk skunk stunk, the skunk funk stump skunk. No,
you didn't know a skunk set on a stump stump thunk,
the skunk stunk, and the skunk funk the stump stunk.
Ah h Yeah, there was a young fella named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I'd hate to relate what that fellow named Tate and
his t Tita eight at eight eight?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
What go back to the stump stump set up stump.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Stump funk skunk snunck skunk funk stunk stumped.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How old are you?
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Forty one?
Speaker 10 (04:26):
I was going through my mail too, and it looks
like I'm gonna have to call American Express. There's some
charges on my card that don't belong to me. Has
that ever happened to you? Have some shopping on your
credit card it didn't belong to you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, I'd check into that probably. You know, the's a
lot of credit card theft going around here.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
This is apparently pretty sres. Somebody's using my card for travel.
M you know, American Express. Is your real detailed account
of what's going on here? Actually where it was charged from?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's amazing?
Speaker 10 (04:53):
Well, anyway, we got no way down. You can help
me figure this out. You're good at deducing things like that.
It's it's a flight to Wilmington, North Carolina, departing from Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't know anybody. Oh the date?
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You're gonna place that around Wilmington, don't you?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Johnny?
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Maybe it's still undercover and see if you can figure
out who.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
Well, maybe maybe next time I'm down there, you know
the date of departure June twenty seven. To wait a minute,
that's the same time that we went on vacation, So
I guess they thought I wouldn't notice. And oh, and
there's a return July eleventh, that's the same day that
we came back.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Weird, Johnny, whoever this is, he's traveling in your same circles, guy.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
And it even has passenger name.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh, john Man, we got to talk to Chrissy our
travel agents. Most must have been some sort of mix up.
She accidentally put that on your car.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Yeah, sounds like somebody's already been talking to her about
that accident.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So if John Boy.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Ever does one of the American Express TV commercials, so
you'll have him on there. I never leave home without it.
And then the picture come up with a card where
it type the name, and it'll type my name.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Was your fault? You introduce me to your travel agent.
That's the worst stake ever made.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Hey, Chrissy, here's some more business for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah, I must be my cards having more fun than
I am. Is any room service on there yet? I
mean any room service on there? O? Lord good? No, yeah,
because that would never like that.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Okay, A skunk and a stuff got charged to it?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
All right, Well, let's play beat the Blonde while we
hot with words and all big old blue em you
prize pack and a tube of P B C O
T C It's relief cream, now available without a prescription.
Look for both in stores and online at Walmart, Amazon,
other fine retailers. Hang on, I mean, go call now,
(06:59):
show we get a contestant, play next, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's a big show on the radio. We're gonna do your.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Monday, September fifteenth. Today is featured track from the Big
Show beat Box. Mister Raypherd's Neighborhood there's your keyword. Neighborhood.
Here the bedbox at the Bigshow dot Com. Right now,
let's play beat the blonde. We got a blot's get
our contestant, Nicki out of Scottsburg, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Good morning, Nikki, Good morning, John morning.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey, welcome in here. All right, you know we're gonna do.
Nikki will ask Taters some questions. She will answer you
agree or disagree. Get two bells for two buzzers and
you win.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, all right, go kill kill Well.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Marcy, if you're an average American, you spend four hours
a day doing something, what is it?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Spend four hours in the bathroom? Wait, I'm on, an
average American spends four hours a day watching TV.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Watch television the boob too, Nikki, and you should know.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wow, that was yes, watching television.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I resemble that remark.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, there we go, get one more bail and
you got it done.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What part of a cinnamon tree is used to make cinnamon?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, cinnamon?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
A little bit of cinnamon tastes good.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Lot of cinnamon is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Just I think they use that for this whole punkin spice.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Eg.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, But anyway, back to your question, cinnamon. What part
of the tree the nuts are used, John Boy, cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
The nuts from these cinnamon tree used to make cinnamon
Nikki agree or disagree. I don't even know if a
seamon tree has nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
It's the bark, yes, to make a cinnamon stick out
of them.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Across some cinnamon nuts, Nikky. Good job the big old
blue em you prize pack head up Scottsburgh for you.
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Thank you, John Boy, first time ca Wow Wow, WoT
about the hours top of your news.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
This is where we do our Monday member and rafer
right on on the side.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Here we're going with the big show on the radio,
Robert d Rayferd. Here the confession, they say is good
for the soul. So I confess for all my colleagues
and news nerds on the radio and TV, that we
get most most of our news from the newspapers unless
it is a breaking story when we have a man
or woman on the scene, and then the newspapers get
their stuff from us. The local television newspeople get their
(11:11):
lead stories from the scanners, those radios that are constantly
in touch with the police and fire and EMS services
which are reacting to tragedy or murder and mayhem. That's
why the first part of the local TV news is
always about murder and mayhem and car wrecks and fires.
From that point on, they get their stuff either from
the local newspaper or the various news services they have
(11:34):
access to. And gets their stuff from the newspapers as well,
I confess, except when I let a stream of consciousness
from the windmills of my mind take wing. I get
most of my stuff from the newspapers I find here
in my office at my door each morning. They are
four of them, different ones. So now you know the
rest of that inside story that I'll confess. But the
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other news nerds dare not to. John sometimes tells me
I'm too honest. But folks, when you get my age,
you too can be honest, speak your mind, because after all,
what can they do to you? Then they get that
what can they do to you? Think on that? I
guess that's why people tell me I remind me of
their father, a grandfather, people in their lives who reach
(12:18):
the point that they can say what they really think.
We've paid our dues. We don't have the millstones around
our necks and the shackles on our ankles like you do.
In debt up to your neck with a mortgage to
pay through the news, through the nose for the next
thirty years. Car payments you never own your vehicle, usually
saddling yourself in more than one payments on this, payments
(12:41):
on that, credit cards bulging from your wallets, and purses
that you use with impunity, never thinking that tomorrow that
bill will come do and crum crunches housemarkies to feed
and clothe for the next eighteen to twenty years.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Now.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
Freedom of speech is also freedom to tell you things
you don't want to hear. I think old George Orwell
said that I'm merely old. Robert d Rayford, John Boyd
and Billy show.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Let's see
if they off over temptation trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Man, Hello, it's hot all my life on a fine
about it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now right now?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Jab more?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Billy here, yeah, bag old shaggy looking scratching, give me
a cap wine right on.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That d that much? Man? How you doing? What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
May go park our here on the cow over here
at the empty Arms hotel.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Uh, what's what about that?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Dever's Daddy's still standing over there at the trailer with
you in Dever.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, him and that wife is officially calling it quit.
All that's left now for the lawyers to divvy up
the vast holdings of their worldwide empire, and that I'll
take about ten more minutes. They Meanwhile, we got another
phollao checked in here about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Another one.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, one of Delvert's buddies, boy by the name of
Keith Faggart, Uh huh, busted up with this old lady
last week.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
She got matched it like this ad he put in
the car trader.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And he put in the car trader.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah. See see they was fighting a lot, uh huh.
And he's trying to be non confrontational. Yeah, so he
bought him an ad in the miscellaneous for sale section
in the backyard. Yeah, it says for sail one Saturday
Encyclopedia Britannicers, excellent condition, not needed anymore. Damn wife already
(15:04):
knows everything well. She throwed him out when she found
out about that.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
So basically, you got a whole trader full of broken
hearts over huh.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
You got that all right. Less than six months, man,
Dewart's gone from being the odd couple to leading the
odd squad.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, well, how's Debert doing with that girl that he
met a couple of months ago.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well, now, since we're talking about Delbert, how you.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Think it's going, let me see, not too good.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Him and her busted up right after the Republicans swept
the election.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
They broke up after the Republicans swept the elections.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, and that's why they broke up.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Don't get me wrong. She was a sweet girl at all,
but she's also one of them people that bleaze everything
they say on TV. Uh huh, and got it in
her head the Publicans is gonna get in there and
just run America.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah yeah, and you.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Know Endeavor where s obs for the GOP from Waigar
and never got in this big argument when she found
out he voted a straight Republican ticket. Oh, she's hollering
at him. I can't believe you'd vote for the Publicans.
They're gonna bring the government to a stand still. They're
gonna kill health care of farm and cut social security.
(16:21):
Pretty soon everybody be walking around with assault rifle. Debord
looks at her says, well, it's a start.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Imagine kind of went out of the relationship right quick.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, and that wasn't exactly. David Copperfield and Claudia Schifferd
to start with. Here, Key's working third Sheff this week. Yeah,
see me home in a few minutes. I need to
get up off a count. Say he can go to bed. Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, I know what you mean.
Y'all came a certifier.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
Good morning. Thisious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's a big show on the radio for you Monday morning.
Look back on the Friday Show if you miss him. Man,
we had Larry the Cable Guy on talking about his
new stand up comedy special on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It dropped on Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's a gift to the titles Dad, because of all
this stuff doing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
If you go back, listen to the John Wonmilly.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Late Risers podcast right at the beginning of part two
for Friday. We always have it like part one and
two in the first two hours six eight a Eastern
eighty tenth. Wait at work, look at the big brain
on John Boy, I'll grasp it all man, right.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
L Laryer Good and Jakie said your masters, Yes, we
don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Lives an old show. She was, said Rodney Carrington on
her mind. First called him Rodney, when the then called
him a bastard boy hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
We were talking about Rodney Rockney, yes her defense.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, Rodney's on the road too, man. Matter of fact.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Here next month Evansville, Indiana starting rolling through the Big
Show cities and Fort Myers, Florida, Melbourne, Florida, and Ward, Ohio.
Rodneycarrington dot com and of course Larrythecable Guy dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Keep up with out buds of the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products up for
grabs for my our winner of wordy word in minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So let's do that. Let me see you in my head.
I didn't want to knock it out.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, we're talking about our credit card fun
with credit cards all morning long. We got some Winter
Olympics coming up, so we'll be looking forward to the
Morgan Freeman commercials as we as we did the last
the Summer Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We had that exclusive roll.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
That once again the world came together for the Olympic Games.
Not the good Olympics, the Winter Olympics, the ones with
downhill skiing, ice skating and a bunch of half ass events.
Nobody really gives two farts in a sleeping bag about
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like the biathlon. You ski down a mountain and shoot
a gun, a very useful combination if you're the bad
guy in a James Bond movie. Or the luge. Two
skinny little white boys and spandex twinned up like a
couple of newlyweds on a sled going down a great
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big track. Not so much a sport as a new
ride for Gay Days at Disney came and curling, a
bunch of pudgy crackers chasing a steam iron down a
frozen shuffleboard court with brooms. What the here? Not every
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sport can capture every imagination, but there's one company that
takes even the Winter Olympics very seriously. Visa. For twenty
five years, Visa has been a proud sponsor of the
US Olympic team. They'll tell you it's their way of
promoting American athleticism or fostering international cooperation, but we all
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know what it really is a great, big fat middle
finger to MasterCard and American Express. So when you're at
the Olympics, bring your Visa card because when you wheel
up to the concession stand by a hot dog or
whatever this particular country's ching chong equivalent of a hot
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dog is, if you pull out an American Express card,
you are going to walk away one sad, hungry son
of a gun. Visa has got the Olympics tied up
tighter than Charlie Sheen's date on prom Night. And that's
fine by me because they're at me a big fat
check to ramble on about the spirit of the Games
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and whatnot. It's landed me all kinds of big pay
in voiceover gigs like this new one I got with
Captain Morgan rum For the next two years, I'm gonna
be Captain Morgan Freeman. They've been sending a case over
to the House twice a week. I don't mind telling
you I like it. It ain't the most expensive. Hell,
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it ain't even the best. But when you need a
quick pop at eleven o'clock on a Tuesday morning because
you're getting ready to narrate another ninety minute documentary about penguins,
Captain Morgan needs smooth sailor. Now what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, Visa. It's everywhere you want to be, and
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a whole bunch of places you don't like Russia in February.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Right, all right, so this winter, try to keep up. Okay,
right now, let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big
Show you told Free Lune. We'll get a couple contestants
and play next Good Morning, that's the big show on
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the radio. Wrote it to your Monday morning. You gotta
hit the Big Show dot com. Check out my new
wonderful thing a Pewter and bronze Shepherd's watch Sundial Pendon.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's so cool, he say it.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Go.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm gonna do Monday the good Home with lots of
sunshine and cheap rot.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I believe you there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
At the Big Show dot com click got on their
contest wasn't while you're there.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You can't get through, Mike, call you litten up.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
I had everybody's head about the bed Don worry.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Where let's meet their contestants. We got Mike from Jopplin, Missouri.
Good morning, Mike, a's somebody welcome.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And we got Tom. Tom is down there in Mount Enterprise, Texas.
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Good morning, Dick Show, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
All right, boys, Texas versus Missouri. Okay, right, Tater and Tom.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Here go hello and Tom, John boyd Mike. All right then, boys,
we got random words, any words, we'll go this morning.
So Tom, you were like, see what me and Mike
can put on the board for our first thirty seconds?
All right, ready, Mike, yes, sir, okay, start the clock. Now,
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you ride on this a chew chew?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Uh huh. This is what runs blood through your body.
You're what? Yes? Uh huh? You sew with a needle
and thread. Uh huh. You have four of these rubber
things on your car.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You win? You get a blue what yesh? I'm not
in the blank for love, you gotta give me. Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You have a healthy blank about you. Hell, okay, that's
all right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Not a good clue.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
But you did good, Mike. Six on the board. All right,
Let's see what Tater and Tom can do with their
first thirty Tom, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 16 (25:57):
I am ready, and you already gave me the answer.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, tart the clock?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Uh? Chicken blanks buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah. You eat this in the morning with milk in
a bowl.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
This is a game that you play with with the
hat and the race car and the boot. If you're
if you're not poor, you are what the opposite? You
might use Scotch blank uses to wrap a press? Yep,
you I like chocolate?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
What blank? Do you like.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Flavor?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Whoa look at that man?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Flavor at the buzzer to put a seven on the
board to take the lead by one.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
He put the heat on. Nervous here.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
You jumped on.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
All right, Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready? It's not my eye itches? Okay, all right,
all right.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Alright, we're ready. Now, okay, start the clock. Now you
eat these in a ball game. They're salted?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What no? No? Another one? Blank? And cracker? Yes? Yes,
uh huh? All right. If you break your arm.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You got to put it in a no. Yes, this
is a what what you fish with? Night crawlers?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, the go throw a penny in the wishing well.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The month before July is.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I blank you. I don't like you. I blank you. Yes,
I got all love for you. Right now, Mike put
a six on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The whole time his first one was cast, he held
his arm, held his wrists right. Did you see that
he's like he's holding his arm, guys, picture it. Then
for the next next twenty seconds, he held his arm
up like it was holding a cast. It's a night
crowner cast.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No word, say you tie my hands on my back?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I couldn't say a word.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
All right, let's say twelve for Mike, So Tater and
Tom five.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Will tie, six, will win? Ready, you got it?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Go a cooler made out of styrow. Bone you, this
is a below your lips. This part of your bone
is your Yep. You might have to fill out several
triple kit blanks. Yep, you you have a you have
a sharp blank. It's a sharp brain. You have a
sharky You're not just my good friend, you're my blank friend.
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Do you put your money into a bank.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yep, for the wind. You did it. I have a family.
Tom could have just kept going all day. Man, he
didn't need me.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Mike, against the average player, you would have won.
Speaker 15 (29:00):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
We're gonna give you another shot down the road.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
We need to get us a factory. All right, buddy,
Thanks guys later, wait for Jo good deal Mike Jobla Missouri. Yeah,
make that happen again. He was good.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But Tom had amount enterprise Texas. All right, look at
you player, ain't going for your prize pot. Good morning,
make shows on the radio. Big request for John Boy.
Craig Lee from Anderson, South Carolina wants anything with Granny Clump.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Will take the done. Found you going here? Craig coming
up next. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
That's a big show on the radio and something you
would like to hear about this time only till Friday.
Hit us up on the John Boy mill of Facebook page.
It's the quick as way Craigly and Anderson, South Carolina
is his request right now?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Well, I remember my surprise birthday party like it was
just a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It was I was just a few days ago, So
it's perfect.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Yes, it seems like it was Saturday.
Speaker 11 (30:31):
Oh folks, man, I have your attention please, And now
how about a word from our guest of honor, ladies
and gentlemen, the birthday boy himself, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, I thank you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Have a bunch of sweeties.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
What a great surprise birthday party right here the Speedway Club.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You know, I'd like to start out by thanking every
one of you for coming.
Speaker 14 (30:56):
It all started in nineteen seventy four. It was a
fish fish, young rookie, not even dry behind.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
The Excuse me there, big guy.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
We've got one more very special surprise for you, okay,
boys rolling on in Cocha.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
Man, that's the biggest cake I've ever seen, and.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It has a very special filling inside. Really yeah, check
it out.
Speaker 16 (31:25):
Oh happy buck day, mister raising.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Man, old shopping.
Speaker 16 (31:35):
Clumb What are you doing here? Buckle up and hold
our sugar. We're fixing to go grain. You like racial
uh yeah, and you're gonna love me. I've been on
more laps of rich of pitt hang on, dolland I'm
fixing a put the headle to the metal. You like
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stickers or scuff, I don't know matter. I got both
of them.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
You know what they say?
Speaker 16 (32:05):
Rubbing is racing, So.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Prop the rag. Let's go.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
I ain't talking about no seventeen second fixed out, Nina.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
This is a long wrown out red flag that.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
You a't Oh, I'm a merried man.
Speaker 16 (32:19):
You know what else they say? If you ain't cheating,
you ain't rying. Trust me, baby, Once I get done
with you, you're gonna need new rubber all round.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh boy, you good looking.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Same.
Speaker 16 (32:34):
I like all them big squash in the blockheaded racing men,
Jimmy Spencer, Benny Possel, Buddy Bacon, all Buddy Bacon. He's
one of the only white men ever made me even more. Hey,
you might be nere. Hang on, baby, it's happy hour
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and I'm running wide open.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Who listen, be sure to remind me when we get
to work tomorrow. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Where you going, big red neck?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Morning? You right.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Up?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
There's Buddy Baker down on the track. Good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I want to say quick happy birthday to my raising
buddy you, my knowing actor Tommy Lee Jones, Colonel call
I'm lonesome dog. He is seventy nine years old today.
About that man's a good man, right Beard.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
With the first time I saw him was a coal
miner's daughter.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That good stuff. Ada.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Let's get to our featured track from the Big show Box.
If you would like this uh for your John Boy
and Billy album. Let me tell you the keyword neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Let's do it.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rafford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuck fest and helps straighten
out the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure Day
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in mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So far? It's really neat mister.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Well, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
You know, Tommy, I thought you were coming along on
the road to curmudgeon hood. You know, I was on
that cynical road back when you were just a drunken
glaze in your father's eye. It doesn't just happen. You
have to work at it. It's a twenty four hour
a day job. You can't just take an occasional stab
at it. You've got to make it your life I have.
You've got to decide are you going to be a
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good head or a butt head.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
People you can call a pal. Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir,
I'm your pal. Good boy.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
How about a nice big glass of call up.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Mmm, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Ah yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon.
Be Ah yeah, butt head. I got it, I got it.
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child. Well,
if your mother would quit her job and stay home
like all women should, the world wouldn't be so screwed up.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tell her, I said, give it up.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
She can't have it all tomorrow And mister Rayford's neighborhood
leaf flowers, modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to
annoy me personally till then get out of my yard,
stay indoors, and if your parents go out to eat,
pretend your sick, stay home and quit ruining my life
till then. This is mister Rayford saying, Tata way off.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah good, that'll.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Boxes here all your favorites from four decades of The
Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
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Buy them once, play them anywhere.
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Speaker 2 (37:15):
If you missed any of the Big Show this morning,
you can hear it all the John Bore Billy Late
Risers podcast up next. Wait Wherever you get your podcast,
make it easy. Subscribe to us with the free I
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Speaker 1 (37:28):
Love you Mean It
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's the Big Show on the radio for your Monday morning,
September the fifteenth. John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one hundred
and fifty seven is up at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's a pretty cool little deal, man.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's a tutor and bronze shepherds watch sundial tendon. I
don't know this for a while, man, And he said
he's looking up. It's worth forty five dollars about having
a second thought. Nor once I put it up there,
it's up y'all's.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Self price regular retail seventy. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
All? You know you're supposed to like let us see
things before I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm sorry, man, all right, I already took picture of
it and everything gets yes old there somebody's gonna own
it here, so only get your name in the head
for a much wanted wonderful fan.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Looky speak for yourself, Tater, I got me two T shirts.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Whatever, that's right? Okay, let me see a letter.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm sill haling man. Here's a letter postmarks Baltimore, Maryland
in this address, Unit three hundred.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
How did they know where we are?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Anyway? Called off? But this is a short wait we
haven't done it in a while. Let's let's do the
full treatment here.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
All right, you asked, oh we got letters, You get
your letters? Say, oh boy, all right, hey, John Boy
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and Billy.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I live at twenty thirteen Druid Park Drive, and football
is this week? It is today that it will be.
I live within two minutes from the light rail. Maybe
if you come this way, we could go to a game.
All we would have to do is take the light
rail to the game. I live about five minutes from
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the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore and ten minutes from Green
Goods at thirty nine oh seven Falls Road in Baltimore, Maryland.
I live at twenty thirteen Druid Park Drive, Baltimore, Maryland.
Ok So all right, okay, he never told me his name,
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So just going around Leves.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know where we're going.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Later to Baltimore Ravens Game. Get more of the big
shows on the radio. John Boyd and Billy here going
to the mail. Got letter from Maxine. Hey, handsome feller,
can you say this? You're opening somebody else's mail again.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
At Skunk set on a stump stump Funk, the skunk
stunk and the skunk thunk the stump stunk.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Hey, I did that pretty good? Do that again. Let's
kunk set on.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
A stump stump thunk skunk stunk, the skunk funk stump skunk. No,
you didn't know a skunk set on a stump stump thunk,
the skunk stunk, and the skunk funk the stump stunk.
Ah h Yeah, there was a young fella named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I'd hate to relate what that fellow named Tate and
his t Tita eight at eight eight?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
What go back to the stump stump set up stump.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Stump funk skunk snunck skunk funk stunk stumped.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
How old are you?
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Forty one?
Speaker 10 (04:26):
I was going through my mail too, and it looks
like I'm gonna have to call American Express. There's some
charges on my card that don't belong to me. Has
that ever happened to you? Have some shopping on your
credit card it didn't belong to you?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, I'd check into that probably. You know, the's a
lot of credit card theft going around here.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
This is apparently pretty sres. Somebody's using my card for travel.
M you know, American Express. Is your real detailed account
of what's going on here? Actually where it was charged from?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's amazing?
Speaker 10 (04:53):
Well, anyway, we got no way down. You can help
me figure this out. You're good at deducing things like that.
It's it's a flight to Wilmington, North Carolina, departing from Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't know anybody. Oh the date?
Speaker 8 (05:06):
You're gonna place that around Wilmington, don't you?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Johnny?
Speaker 11 (05:09):
Maybe it's still undercover and see if you can figure
out who.
Speaker 10 (05:11):
Well, maybe maybe next time I'm down there, you know
the date of departure June twenty seven. To wait a minute,
that's the same time that we went on vacation, So
I guess they thought I wouldn't notice. And oh, and
there's a return July eleventh, that's the same day that
we came back.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Weird, Johnny, whoever this is, he's traveling in your same circles, guy.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
And it even has passenger name.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh, john Man, we got to talk to Chrissy our
travel agents. Most must have been some sort of mix up.
She accidentally put that on your car.
Speaker 10 (05:47):
Yeah, sounds like somebody's already been talking to her about
that accident.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So if John Boy.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Ever does one of the American Express TV commercials, so
you'll have him on there. I never leave home without it.
And then the picture come up with a card where
it type the name, and it'll type my name.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Was your fault? You introduce me to your travel agent.
That's the worst stake ever made.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Hey, Chrissy, here's some more business for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Yeah, I must be my cards having more fun than
I am. Is any room service on there yet? I
mean any room service on there? O? Lord good? No, yeah,
because that would never like that.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Okay, A skunk and a stuff got charged to it?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
All right, Well, let's play beat the Blonde while we
hot with words and all big old blue em you
prize pack and a tube of P B C O
T C It's relief cream, now available without a prescription.
Look for both in stores and online at Walmart, Amazon,
other fine retailers. Hang on, I mean, go call now,
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show we get a contestant, play next, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's a big show on the radio. We're gonna do your.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Monday, September fifteenth. Today is featured track from the Big
Show beat Box. Mister Raypherd's Neighborhood there's your keyword. Neighborhood.
Here the bedbox at the Bigshow dot Com. Right now,
let's play beat the blonde. We got a blot's get
our contestant, Nicki out of Scottsburg, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Good morning, Nikki, Good morning, John morning.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey, welcome in here. All right, you know we're gonna do.
Nikki will ask Taters some questions. She will answer you
agree or disagree. Get two bells for two buzzers and
you win.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, all right, go kill kill Well.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Marcy, if you're an average American, you spend four hours
a day doing something, what is it?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Spend four hours in the bathroom? Wait, I'm on, an
average American spends four hours a day watching TV.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Watch television the boob too, Nikki, and you should know.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wow, that was yes, watching television.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I resemble that remark.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, there we go, get one more bail and
you got it done.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
What part of a cinnamon tree is used to make cinnamon?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You know, cinnamon?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
A little bit of cinnamon tastes good.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Lot of cinnamon is.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Just I think they use that for this whole punkin spice.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Eg.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, But anyway, back to your question, cinnamon. What part
of the tree the nuts are used, John Boy, cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
The nuts from these cinnamon tree used to make cinnamon
Nikki agree or disagree. I don't even know if a
seamon tree has nuts.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
It's the bark, yes, to make a cinnamon stick out
of them.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Across some cinnamon nuts, Nikky. Good job the big old
blue em you prize pack head up Scottsburgh for you.
Speaker 12 (09:57):
Thank you, John Boy, first time ca Wow Wow, WoT
about the hours top of your news.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
This is where we do our Monday member and rafer
right on on the side.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Here we're going with the big show on the radio,
Robert d Rayferd. Here the confession, they say is good
for the soul. So I confess for all my colleagues
and news nerds on the radio and TV, that we
get most most of our news from the newspapers unless
it is a breaking story when we have a man
or woman on the scene, and then the newspapers get
their stuff from us. The local television newspeople get their
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lead stories from the scanners, those radios that are constantly
in touch with the police and fire and EMS services
which are reacting to tragedy or murder and mayhem. That's
why the first part of the local TV news is
always about murder and mayhem and car wrecks and fires.
From that point on, they get their stuff either from
the local newspaper or the various news services they have
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access to. And gets their stuff from the newspapers as well,
I confess, except when I let a stream of consciousness
from the windmills of my mind take wing. I get
most of my stuff from the newspapers I find here
in my office at my door each morning. They are
four of them, different ones. So now you know the
rest of that inside story that I'll confess. But the
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other news nerds dare not to. John sometimes tells me
I'm too honest. But folks, when you get my age,
you too can be honest, speak your mind, because after all,
what can they do to you? Then they get that
what can they do to you? Think on that? I
guess that's why people tell me I remind me of
their father, a grandfather, people in their lives who reach
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the point that they can say what they really think.
We've paid our dues. We don't have the millstones around
our necks and the shackles on our ankles like you do.
In debt up to your neck with a mortgage to
pay through the news, through the nose for the next
thirty years. Car payments you never own your vehicle, usually
saddling yourself in more than one payments on this, payments
(12:41):
on that, credit cards bulging from your wallets, and purses
that you use with impunity, never thinking that tomorrow that
bill will come do and crum crunches housemarkies to feed
and clothe for the next eighteen to twenty years.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Now.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
Freedom of speech is also freedom to tell you things
you don't want to hear. I think old George Orwell
said that I'm merely old. Robert d Rayford, John Boyd
and Billy show.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Good Monday morning, Big shows on the radio. Let's see
if they off over temptation trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Man, Hello, it's hot all my life on a fine
about it.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Now right now?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Man?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Jab more?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Billy here, yeah, bag old shaggy looking scratching, give me
a cap wine right on.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That d that much? Man? How you doing? What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
May go park our here on the cow over here
at the empty Arms hotel.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Uh, what's what about that?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Dever's Daddy's still standing over there at the trailer with
you in Dever.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, him and that wife is officially calling it quit.
All that's left now for the lawyers to divvy up
the vast holdings of their worldwide empire, and that I'll
take about ten more minutes. They Meanwhile, we got another
phollao checked in here about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Another one.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah, one of Delvert's buddies, boy by the name of
Keith Faggart, Uh huh, busted up with this old lady
last week.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
She got matched it like this ad he put in
the car trader.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And he put in the car trader.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah. See see they was fighting a lot, uh huh.
And he's trying to be non confrontational. Yeah, so he
bought him an ad in the miscellaneous for sale section
in the backyard. Yeah, it says for sail one Saturday
Encyclopedia Britannicers, excellent condition, not needed anymore. Damn wife already
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knows everything well. She throwed him out when she found
out about that.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
So basically, you got a whole trader full of broken
hearts over huh.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
You got that all right. Less than six months, man,
Dewart's gone from being the odd couple to leading the
odd squad.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, well, how's Debert doing with that girl that he
met a couple of months ago.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well, now, since we're talking about Delbert, how you.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Think it's going, let me see, not too good.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Him and her busted up right after the Republicans swept
the election.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
They broke up after the Republicans swept the elections.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, and that's why they broke up.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Don't get me wrong. She was a sweet girl at all,
but she's also one of them people that bleaze everything
they say on TV. Uh huh, and got it in
her head the Publicans is gonna get in there and
just run America.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah yeah, and you.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Know Endeavor where s obs for the GOP from Waigar
and never got in this big argument when she found
out he voted a straight Republican ticket. Oh, she's hollering
at him. I can't believe you'd vote for the Publicans.
They're gonna bring the government to a stand still. They're
gonna kill health care of farm and cut social security.
(16:21):
Pretty soon everybody be walking around with assault rifle. Debord
looks at her says, well, it's a start.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Imagine kind of went out of the relationship right quick.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah, and that wasn't exactly. David Copperfield and Claudia Schifferd
to start with. Here, Key's working third Sheff this week. Yeah,
see me home in a few minutes. I need to
get up off a count. Say he can go to bed. Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, I know what you mean.
Y'all came a certifier.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
Good morning. Thisious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy trush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's a big show on the radio for you Monday morning.
Look back on the Friday Show if you miss him. Man,
we had Larry the Cable Guy on talking about his
new stand up comedy special on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
It dropped on Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's a gift to the titles Dad, because of all
this stuff doing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
If you go back, listen to the John Wonmilly.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Late Risers podcast right at the beginning of part two
for Friday. We always have it like part one and
two in the first two hours six eight a Eastern
eighty tenth. Wait at work, look at the big brain
on John Boy, I'll grasp it all man, right.
Speaker 14 (18:49):
L Laryer Good and Jakie said your masters, Yes, we
don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Lives an old show. She was, said Rodney Carrington on
her mind. First called him Rodney, when the then called
him a bastard boy hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
We were talking about Rodney Rockney, yes her defense.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, Rodney's on the road too, man. Matter of fact.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Here next month Evansville, Indiana starting rolling through the Big
Show cities and Fort Myers, Florida, Melbourne, Florida, and Ward, Ohio.
Rodneycarrington dot com and of course Larrythecable Guy dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Keep up with out buds of the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products up for
grabs for my our winner of wordy word in minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
So let's do that. Let me see you in my head.
I didn't want to knock it out.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, we're talking about our credit card fun
with credit cards all morning long. We got some Winter
Olympics coming up, so we'll be looking forward to the
Morgan Freeman commercials as we as we did the last
the Summer Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
We had that exclusive roll.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
That once again the world came together for the Olympic Games.
Not the good Olympics, the Winter Olympics, the ones with
downhill skiing, ice skating and a bunch of half ass events.
Nobody really gives two farts in a sleeping bag about
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like the biathlon. You ski down a mountain and shoot
a gun, a very useful combination if you're the bad
guy in a James Bond movie. Or the luge. Two
skinny little white boys and spandex twinned up like a
couple of newlyweds on a sled going down a great
(20:46):
big track. Not so much a sport as a new
ride for Gay Days at Disney came and curling, a
bunch of pudgy crackers chasing a steam iron down a
frozen shuffleboard court with brooms. What the here? Not every
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sport can capture every imagination, but there's one company that
takes even the Winter Olympics very seriously. Visa. For twenty
five years, Visa has been a proud sponsor of the
US Olympic team. They'll tell you it's their way of
promoting American athleticism or fostering international cooperation, but we all
(21:33):
know what it really is a great, big fat middle
finger to MasterCard and American Express. So when you're at
the Olympics, bring your Visa card because when you wheel
up to the concession stand by a hot dog or
whatever this particular country's ching chong equivalent of a hot
(21:54):
dog is, if you pull out an American Express card,
you are going to walk away one sad, hungry son
of a gun. Visa has got the Olympics tied up
tighter than Charlie Sheen's date on prom Night. And that's
fine by me because they're at me a big fat
check to ramble on about the spirit of the Games
(22:17):
and whatnot. It's landed me all kinds of big pay
in voiceover gigs like this new one I got with
Captain Morgan rum For the next two years, I'm gonna
be Captain Morgan Freeman. They've been sending a case over
to the House twice a week. I don't mind telling
you I like it. It ain't the most expensive. Hell,
(22:39):
it ain't even the best. But when you need a
quick pop at eleven o'clock on a Tuesday morning because
you're getting ready to narrate another ninety minute documentary about penguins,
Captain Morgan needs smooth sailor. Now what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, Visa. It's everywhere you want to be, and
(23:01):
a whole bunch of places you don't like Russia in February.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Right, all right, so this winter, try to keep up. Okay,
right now, let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big
Show you told Free Lune. We'll get a couple contestants
and play next Good Morning, that's the big show on
(23:44):
the radio. Wrote it to your Monday morning. You gotta
hit the Big Show dot com. Check out my new
wonderful thing a Pewter and bronze Shepherd's watch Sundial Pendon.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's so cool, he say it.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Go.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm gonna do Monday the good Home with lots of
sunshine and cheap rot.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I believe you there.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
At the Big Show dot com click got on their
contest wasn't while you're there.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
You can't get through, Mike, call you litten up.
Speaker 14 (24:17):
I had everybody's head about the bed Don worry.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Where let's meet their contestants. We got Mike from Jopplin, Missouri.
Good morning, Mike, a's somebody welcome.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And we got Tom. Tom is down there in Mount Enterprise, Texas.
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Good morning, Dick Show, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
All right, boys, Texas versus Missouri. Okay, right, Tater and Tom.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Here go hello and Tom, John boyd Mike. All right then, boys,
we got random words, any words, we'll go this morning.
So Tom, you were like, see what me and Mike
can put on the board for our first thirty seconds?
All right, ready, Mike, yes, sir, okay, start the clock. Now,
(25:10):
you ride on this a chew chew?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Uh huh. This is what runs blood through your body.
You're what? Yes? Uh huh? You sew with a needle
and thread. Uh huh. You have four of these rubber
things on your car.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You win? You get a blue what yesh? I'm not
in the blank for love, you gotta give me. Yes?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
You have a healthy blank about you. Hell, okay, that's
all right, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Not a good clue.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
But you did good, Mike. Six on the board. All right,
Let's see what Tater and Tom can do with their
first thirty Tom, are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 16 (25:57):
I am ready, and you already gave me the answer.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Okay, tart the clock?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Uh? Chicken blanks buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah. You eat this in the morning with milk in
a bowl.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
This is a game that you play with with the
hat and the race car and the boot. If you're
if you're not poor, you are what the opposite? You
might use Scotch blank uses to wrap a press? Yep,
you I like chocolate?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
What blank? Do you like.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Flavor?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Whoa look at that man?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Flavor at the buzzer to put a seven on the
board to take the lead by one.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
He put the heat on. Nervous here.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
You jumped on.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
All right, Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready? It's not my eye itches? Okay, all right,
all right.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Alright, we're ready. Now, okay, start the clock. Now you
eat these in a ball game. They're salted?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
What no? No? Another one? Blank? And cracker? Yes? Yes,
uh huh? All right. If you break your arm.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You got to put it in a no. Yes, this
is a what what you fish with? Night crawlers?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, the go throw a penny in the wishing well.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
The month before July is.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I blank you. I don't like you. I blank you. Yes,
I got all love for you. Right now, Mike put
a six on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
The whole time his first one was cast, he held
his arm, held his wrists right. Did you see that
he's like he's holding his arm, guys, picture it. Then
for the next next twenty seconds, he held his arm
up like it was holding a cast. It's a night
crowner cast.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No word, say you tie my hands on my back?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I couldn't say a word.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
All right, let's say twelve for Mike, So Tater and
Tom five.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Will tie, six, will win? Ready, you got it?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Go a cooler made out of styrow. Bone you, this
is a below your lips. This part of your bone
is your Yep. You might have to fill out several
triple kit blanks. Yep, you you have a you have
a sharp blank. It's a sharp brain. You have a
sharky You're not just my good friend, you're my blank friend.
(28:42):
Do you put your money into a bank.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yep, for the wind. You did it. I have a family.
Tom could have just kept going all day. Man, he
didn't need me.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Mike, against the average player, you would have won.
Speaker 15 (29:00):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
We're gonna give you another shot down the road.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
We need to get us a factory. All right, buddy,
Thanks guys later, wait for Jo good deal Mike Jobla Missouri. Yeah,
make that happen again. He was good.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But Tom had amount enterprise Texas. All right, look at
you player, ain't going for your prize pot. Good morning,
make shows on the radio. Big request for John Boy.
Craig Lee from Anderson, South Carolina wants anything with Granny Clump.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Will take the done. Found you going here? Craig coming
up next. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
That's a big show on the radio and something you
would like to hear about this time only till Friday.
Hit us up on the John Boy mill of Facebook page.
It's the quick as way Craigly and Anderson, South Carolina
is his request right now?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Well, I remember my surprise birthday party like it was
just a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It was I was just a few days ago, So
it's perfect.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Yes, it seems like it was Saturday.
Speaker 11 (30:31):
Oh folks, man, I have your attention please, And now
how about a word from our guest of honor, ladies
and gentlemen, the birthday boy himself, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, I thank you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Have a bunch of sweeties.
Speaker 14 (30:46):
What a great surprise birthday party right here the Speedway Club.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
You know, I'd like to start out by thanking every
one of you for coming.
Speaker 14 (30:56):
It all started in nineteen seventy four. It was a
fish fish, young rookie, not even dry behind.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
The Excuse me there, big guy.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
We've got one more very special surprise for you, okay,
boys rolling on in Cocha.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
Man, that's the biggest cake I've ever seen, and.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
It has a very special filling inside. Really yeah, check
it out.
Speaker 16 (31:25):
Oh happy buck day, mister raising.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Man, old shopping.
Speaker 16 (31:35):
Clumb What are you doing here? Buckle up and hold
our sugar. We're fixing to go grain. You like racial
uh yeah, and you're gonna love me. I've been on
more laps of rich of pitt hang on, dolland I'm
fixing a put the headle to the metal. You like
(31:57):
stickers or scuff, I don't know matter. I got both
of them.
Speaker 8 (32:04):
You know what they say?
Speaker 16 (32:05):
Rubbing is racing, So.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Prop the rag. Let's go.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
I ain't talking about no seventeen second fixed out, Nina.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
This is a long wrown out red flag that.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
You a't Oh, I'm a merried man.
Speaker 16 (32:19):
You know what else they say? If you ain't cheating,
you ain't rying. Trust me, baby, Once I get done
with you, you're gonna need new rubber all round.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh boy, you good looking.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Same.
Speaker 16 (32:34):
I like all them big squash in the blockheaded racing men,
Jimmy Spencer, Benny Possel, Buddy Bacon, all Buddy Bacon. He's
one of the only white men ever made me even more. Hey,
you might be nere. Hang on, baby, it's happy hour
(32:54):
and I'm running wide open.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Who listen, be sure to remind me when we get
to work tomorrow. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Where you going, big red neck?
Speaker 13 (33:05):
Morning? You right.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Up?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
There's Buddy Baker down on the track. Good morning. It's
(33:42):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I want to say quick happy birthday to my raising
buddy you, my knowing actor Tommy Lee Jones, Colonel call
I'm lonesome dog. He is seventy nine years old today.
About that man's a good man, right Beard.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
With the first time I saw him was a coal
miner's daughter.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That good stuff. Ada.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Let's get to our featured track from the Big show Box.
If you would like this uh for your John Boy
and Billy album. Let me tell you the keyword neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Let's do it.
Speaker 11 (34:28):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Won't you
move out? Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rafford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile redneck yuck fest and helps straighten
out the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's adventure Day
(34:51):
in mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughn. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So far? It's really neat mister.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Well, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
You know, Tommy, I thought you were coming along on
the road to curmudgeon hood. You know, I was on
that cynical road back when you were just a drunken
glaze in your father's eye. It doesn't just happen. You
have to work at it. It's a twenty four hour
a day job. You can't just take an occasional stab
at it. You've got to make it your life I have.
You've got to decide are you going to be a
(35:33):
good head or a butt head.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
People you can call a pal. Are you my pal, Tommy, Yes, sir,
I'm your pal. Good boy.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
How about a nice big glass of call up.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Mmm, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
I really got thirsty out there dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Ah yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap
of saying what you think people want to hear. Speak
your mind, damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon.
Be Ah yeah, butt head. I got it, I got it.
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child. Well,
if your mother would quit her job and stay home
like all women should, the world wouldn't be so screwed up.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tell her, I said, give it up.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
She can't have it all tomorrow And mister Rayford's neighborhood
leaf flowers, modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to
annoy me personally till then get out of my yard,
stay indoors, and if your parents go out to eat,
pretend your sick, stay home and quit ruining my life
till then. This is mister Rayford saying, Tata way off.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah good, that'll.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
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