September 25, 2025 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll meet Conner Stroud, Paralympic Wheelchair Tennis athlete.. - Rabbi Myron Bergsteen Reviews the new “Spinal Tap II - The End Continues”.. - On Track with Doug Rice fills us in on last weekend’s race at in New Hampshire and previews this weekend’s run to Kansas… - Marvin Webster explains “Family Planning Centers”.. - and we’ll wrap-up with the details on the big Back to School Sale at Tacky Jackie’s Clothes for Hoes…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a big show on the radio. Well, we're in
that space between the summer blockbusters and the big budget
holiday releases, but that doesn't mean there's nothing to see. Well,
here the big show. We're lucky enough to have our
very own resonent critic, a seasoned veteran of cinema viewing
that's always enthusiastic, ebullient, and effusive in his desire to
(00:46):
give you the best possible information so you don't make
any misteps on the way to the movies. And here
he is, our very own Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Show Hobie Hobies happening, Big show gang. Will you tell us?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hey, hey, wait a sec listen before we get started,
can I say something?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I just want to thank you for that wonderful introduction.
Usually it's like, you know, here's this guy, what did
you see get out? But today you took time to
show the love, and from the bottom of my heart,
I just want to thank you all of you for
being so kind. I just have one question, fire Away,
(01:33):
who wrote it for you?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Nobody wrote that for me. That came from my heart.
Shut up? He did not.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I got here early today and took a few minutes
to write up a nice introduction for you.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Wow, well then I'm touched. Hey what does ibuilian mean?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What did you see? I know it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, it's been pretty slim pickings lately, but I did
see one I thought your listeners might be interested in.
Now you remember, like forty years ago when that movie
about the rock group came out?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is Spinach Trap or something like that? Spinal tap? No,
but I had a kolonoscopy least year.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I guess you're talking about the sequel that's coming out.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeh, Spinach Trap too. We're not dead yet. There's something
like that. Seems like, after there's been a long break
in performing, the guys decide to do a farewell concert
and let's hope. So there's a lot of movies that
should have gotten a sequel. May I say this ain't
one of them?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ouch.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean maybe if they did it a couple decades ago,
But now, thede they look so old and that's coming
from me, so old that Mick Jagger looked at him
and said, damn faces. Their faces look like catches. MIT's
made out of beef. Jerky oh Man Howard a song
(03:06):
you call that singing. Mel Tormay that's a singer. Jerry Vale,
that's a singer. Neil Diamond, that's a singer. This this
is like karaoke night at the nursing home. When the
first one came out, My friends and I, Oh, we
loved it so much. We loved it so much we
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started our own band. What was it, Guns and Moses.
We sunned on that, but we also toyed around with
z z Dradel. I thought it was, you know, too jewish.
Well is it funny?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At least?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Much like my bladder? It's hid and miss But this
this too much of the time, it's like watching your
favorite uncle on life support.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's just sad. Is a cast in a good well.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
There's some cameo surprises. The guy that played Meatball in
the Charlie Bunkham Show was in there, and the Geezers
try oht Of all three of them, I think my
favorite is that that bass player, the little guy with
the big gray fu manshoe mustache, played by Harry Connock Jr.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Harry Shearer who you're thinking of, Harry Shearer.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I thought that was the banana guy who got famous
yelling Dao. That's Harry Belafonte. I thought that was the
guy that looked ninety since he was twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's Harry Dean Santon.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I thought that was the guy who could escape anything
but appendicitis.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's Harry Houdini.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I thought that was the cowboy actor named after Japanese suicide.
That's Harry Harry. I thought that was the guy who
needed a full body wax and moved in with that
nice family. That's Harry and the Hendersons. So who am
I thinking of? Harry Shearer? Did he ever make any
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other song than that damn day?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So what are you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I think he missed the boat, the Banana boat, But
I'm not following up with a song called Nito.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Know?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The movie?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, you know it's worth a look for nostalgia sake.
I give it a two and a half Yamuka's out
of five. It's not great, it's not terrible, but it's
kind of depressing. It's like watching Rick Flair try to dance.
It makes you uncomfortable, but you just can't look away.
(05:32):
But maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe you like
to watch old timers last gasp of greatness. But you
know what, at least they did something with their lives.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's easy to sit there and you have.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Fed, but playing the video game and waiting for your
ship to come in.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Guess what, you're bastard. You're waiting at the wrong dock.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Your ship has sailed, and now all you got is
watching old timers and running your mouth when you can't
even hold down a shift.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
At Burger klock by words. The clock is ticking, your
miserable pscka crack. You better get out there and do
something with your life, y'all, bastard.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Of course, there may be extenuating circumstances us to say
God bless and don't forget to see them at night.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Hi, this is Dolly Parton, and you're listening to the
two biggest boobs in morning radio, not mine, John Boy
and Billy on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
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Speaker 2 (07:13):
Down out of the ross Perot section here talking about
the bit box this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
We go yeah, hang for it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It was on this date September twenty fifth, nineteen ninety five,
ross Perot announced formation of the Independence Party.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So that was when he was running for president like that.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Remember I love the story. We were out at Texas
Motor Speedway. You ready to kick off the Kyle Petty
charity ride across America?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was up in Bruton Smith, up in Bruton's suite,
and Ross Parou was there. We got to meet Ross Parou,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Right and honor.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And said, right, you know what so said, We're here
was Kyle Petty's you know, charity ride across America. Uh,
kicking off right here, mister Parot. And he said on horses,
horses ready that no motorcycle?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wow? Okay, never mind.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
This time I was really excited to meet him because
I had been a big supporter. I still have my
ross Boro President button, that's right. And I walked up
and finally got my chance to say hello to him.
I said, mister Parol, and I stuck out my hand
and I said, it's an honor to meet you, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I voted for you, and he said you did, and
walk he's your man.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
What I'm past that. Past that, I'll move on.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh Dan, I wish you were there. You could do
that great impersonation of it.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Okay, that's how I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ah, well, hey, what the perfect bill of for this bit?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Stick it?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
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with another exclusive this presidential election year from one of
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Speaker 1 (09:11):
Go ahead, roll that tape, hottie.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
My name is ah Tross Parot.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I guess you know by now I'm running for the
presidency of the United States. But I'm no politician. No, sir,
ree Bob, I'm not gonna beg for you vote. I'm
a businessman and I got a business proposition, plain and simple,
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(09:38):
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Speaker 1 (09:59):
Coming up?
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Speaker 1 (10:12):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Every Thursday, about this time, we click on our man
Doug Rise. Keep us up to date. In the NASCAR
Playoffs twenty twenty five. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Good morning Johnny.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Just six races left to go to a week.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Call it quits for the twenty twenty five season. Broke
a trend had been Joe Gibbs Racing that won the
first three races in the playoffs and got through the
first round of the eliminations. Pinske comes back. Ryan Blaney
wins New Hampshire. Great run for him. His teammate Joelgano
finished fourth. So Blainey, now by virtue of that, automatically
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has the spot at the table for the final eight
drivers battling for the championship. Now he's already won a title,
so he's familiar with this and that takes the heat
off for the next two races for Kansas and for
the Roval the road course race at Charlotte. Doesn't matter
what he does. He'd love to get some more championship
stage points, but they're already in the round of eight.
(11:10):
That's a real cushy place to be.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know, Doug, And look at it, Ryan Blaney. This
is his fourth win and I was looking back at
the first Ford in a while of the since well,
he won the Daytona race to get into playoffs there,
so then and before that, the Ford that won was
way back. That was Ryan too in Nashville June the first.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
They've not been much this year. Josh Berry won a
race real early on in Vegas. Then he didn't come
close to winning again until this race at New Hampshire.
He ran a strong second place finished there, but he
was already out of the playoffs. They have not done well,
but Penske over the last three years has come alive
(11:54):
when the playoffs start. And there's some reasoning to this.
I think that teams watches what everyone else does and
what are they doing to their cars to make them faster,
and how did they improve, and it feels like they
wait till they get to the playoffs to start installing
all of this and making a way for them to
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go faster, because it doesn't really matter what you do
in the regular season as long as.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You qualify for the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
This is where it gets really serious now. And Joey
Logano and I know people were tearing what gnashing of
teeth and rendering of garments last year that he won
the championship because frankly, he was awful during the season.
He was seventeenth average of seventeenth place, finished, got hot
at the end, won a couple.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Of races, won the title. Guess what, he's back again.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
In the last three races, Joey Logano has two top
five and a fourth place finish.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So all of a sudden, you know, here's Dracula.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Coming up out of the crypt.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's ready to go again. For all the haters out there,
sorry to drop that on you.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Joey Logano is going to be in the mix of
this and will probably be one of the final four
drivers by the time we get to Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But that sounds like you've had a lot more time
to watch Netflix. It's got a lot of movie references,
it varies.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
And the amazing thing is there was no Star Trek
or Star Wars, and then that's really kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was disappointed, that really is.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
By the way, the latest Star Trek series was really
really good.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
We watched that.
Speaker 12 (13:25):
I watched every episode twice just for the records.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh right, sure you don't know you I will, Yes,
you will ran, yes, you will. All right?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Then, So Kansas this weekend and then the Roval road
course in it right here at our home track in Charlotte,
North Carolina. What do you see these next two?
Speaker 14 (13:49):
Duh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (13:51):
I think Kansas is the last chance they need to
click their heels together.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How's that?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
For twenty three eleve racing as Tyler Reddick and of
course Bubba Wallace, they race well there. Bubba has won there,
but the last couple of times they gone there, they've
not been that good.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
They about have to win or they're out.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Neither one of them will advance to the playoffs because
I don't think they're going to Charlotte and win the Roval.
So for those teams, in particular for Bubba Wallace and
for Tyler Redick.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's time.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
It's time to get on it. It's time to try
to get to the front and snag a victory if
you want to be around in the playoffs. And I
can about say the same thing for Austin, Sindrick and
Ross Chastain. Those four teams that are below the cut line.
They have got to go to Kansas and get some
points and if at all possible, get a win, or
they'll be they'll be out of the running too.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And then next week we'll see what happens in Kansas
and set up Charlotte and see what has to happen there.
Speaker 12 (14:50):
You know, the Roval's always fun. When it was broadcasting,
I thought it was one of the more enjoyable races
because it's a road course that you can see everything happening.
And I know we've talked a lot about playoffs. The
more I hear, the more likely it looks that NASCAR
will have some new wrinkle in the playoff system next year.
Don't know what it is, but it's starting to sound
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like it's almost a lock that we will not have
the final winner take all.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Race next good. Wow, Yeah, good, I'm all about that. Yes,
you are good, all right, Doud.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We'll keep now on that force too, buddy. We'll have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All righty guys, y'all take care of thanks.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
All right, My man has Doug. You can follow him
on Twitter on the X there Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
big show. You told free line. We'll get a contestant.
Play next.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Your Thursday, September twenty fifth, feature tried for a big show,
bed box taggy, Jaggie's clothes, my whole back to school
sell hey word, back to school.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
We hit the minute, bob half the big show. You
get a bit worse.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Thank you, all right, and do the boys and girl
time for beating the Blonde doesn't mean our contestant.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We got Tyler.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Out of Simpsonville, South Carolina. Good morning, Tyler, Good morning morning.
We're awesome man. Welcome. All right, Tyler, we'll ask you.
There's some questions you agree or disagree. Get too right
for too wrong, and you win one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Weren't that bull?
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Not year right?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Day Time Magazine analyzed web searches about our fears. Death
came in at number one. What came in at number two.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah, I believe they did web searches.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
That's very that's dangerous, you go down that slippery slope.
They searched and they found out that number two is
fear of love, fear of combitness.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Death number one love fear of love number two, Tyler,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I disagree with that. M oh love? Wow, explain that
to us, Marcy, to see John.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
There's a lot of folks out there that are scared
of putting themselves out there. They're worried about, you know,
getting hurt, a broken heart, broken heart.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yes, and getting over that.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So there's a fear of that, and I'm sure that
they probably search it to find kind of self help.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How can I Have you got that? Tyler? You remember that,
don't be scared of it. Put yourself out there.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
You'll heal you be okay?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All right? Well now God and listen. When can get
your bail here? Tyler Tater?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
You see John?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, thirty percent of people surveyed say they have avoided
having to talk to someone in person by faking that
they were doing. Maybe that should be what they were doing,
by faking what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, so let's review, please, I wrote it, I don't
know what you said.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Thirty percent of people surveyed. Thirty percent of people surveyed
say they have avoided having to talk to someone in
person by faking what they were doing. Okay, okay, so
what were they faking they were doing.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
That's a big percentage avoidance avoidance by faking needing to.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Use the restroom.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
They were faking by having to say to use the restroom.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, I can't talk to you right now. I'm on
a tarty Tyler. Do you agree or disagree faking?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Oh man, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and agree
with that one.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You are, wow. Talking on the phone. Talking on the
phone is what they sometimes show bluff to win, which.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Works until talking on the phone until it rings.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Tyler, Everybody, we're gonna make you happy with a wonderful
consolation prize.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Jackie is gonna take care of that for you. All right,
It's all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Bottom of the hour, Top of You News on the
other side, that's our remembering Rayford's segment for this morning,
and then says Alan Swa.
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Here we go with the big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
Just think him back to about nineteen seventy six, it
was anchoring news in Charleston, South Carolina. There was a
dentist who was running for governor. His campaign slogan was
get the government off our backs. In an interview with him,
I observed, with doctor Edwards, if government checks stopped coming
into South Carolina, especially here in the low country, Charleston
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would sink into the sea. Same was said years before
that to the venerable Congressman El Mendo Rivers tell us
at Mendel, you put another military basia in Charleston, it'll
sink into the sea, referring, of course, to the air base,
the naval base, and the marine base nearby. Yes, sir,
government checks coming into South Carolina a big boost. In
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a commentary titled is Government Really the Enemy? Tom Campbell
summed it up this way. American public has largely bought
into the theory that government is the problem, the reason
for all our ills. If we get government out of
the way, cut taxes, shrink government, and reduce regulations, happy
days will be here again. What we don't want government
(21:40):
out of the way when terrorists are attacking us. We
don't want law enforcement officers or jailers banished. When criminals
threatened our safety and well being. Most of us don't
want public schools abolished. We like it turning on the
tap to get clean water, driving on decent roads, And
since we don't produce our own food anymore, we want
to be sure basic sanitation and processing standards are maintained
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by those who furnish food to us. We like regulations
that protect us from unscrupulous business practices and environmental pollution.
Most of us want to help those who are unable
to help themselves, like the mentally ill, the poor, and
the elderly. All are functions of government. Yeah, there are
plenty of abuses in government. There's wasteful spending, too little accountability,
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and programs that have either outlived their usefulness or never
should have been started. Well, I've only add to that.
Before you cuss the government, just stop to think how
every day the government benefits you and me. Robert y Rafer,
John Boyn and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, it's always a unique honor when our next guest visits.
He is a true living legend of the Silver screen,
the one and only Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's right, Sidewinder your face to face with the Cheshi kid,
the fastest draw on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.
I know you done, shot my partner in the back.
You've got three seconds to make your peace with the
author of all things Swan.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Who it's me, mister Swan, don't shoot this John Boy,
John Boy, Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Never fair.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I was acting. That, of course, is from the Crimson
Badge of Justice.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I remember that a great movie. It was trash but
the check clips. What brings you to town today?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh? Another celebrity golf turtle.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years. One of the
few sports where the more I drink, the better I play.
In fact, I don't yell four I yelled more. After
the last tournament, I was stopped by the police. The
officer said, too drunk to drive. I said, drive, Constable,
I can barely pass.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Are you any good in a word?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Now? I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could improve
my game? He said, Sir Alan cheat A. Well, maybe
you just need the right teacher. Well, I've been taught
by the best. I was once trained by mash In Niblick.
We were at the driving range and using his instruction.
I hit an absolutely glorious drive, but it took left
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towards the interstate, hit a bus windshield and the bus
hurtled off the road and into a reservoir. The bus
disappeared beneath the seething massive bubbles. I screamed, dear God,
what am I going to do? As she said, loosen
your grip and keep your backstraight.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I begged to tiff of my ball cap young friend.
My fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer. It was
a beautiful autumn day. Have you got a minute? It
was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing at
the Wonderful course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I hit a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl, over the accommodating wife, held
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the greenhouse door open for me to play through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
her instantly.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two hours.
A few years later, I went back to that same
course with my new wife, Caprice.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the third hole.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
As luck would have it the ball landed in the
doorway to that same greenhouse. What are the arts, well
one hundred percent, as it turns out, And Caprice have
of the faithful wives, said, let me hold the door
for you, love, I said, God, Now, the.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Last time I tried that, I wound up with a
triple bogie. You can't win them all, or any of them,
as it turns out.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But it's all expenses paid. And the caddies are topless
girl caddies. Sadly, no but one thinks he is. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel senor Boombchelli
and I have a breakfast date with some cracker cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's the chat, all right, ladies and.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You know you may have not heard this before, but bye,
my movie star. It's a make show on the radio.
I can't be read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (26:58):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I.
Speaker 14 (27:18):
Feel so.
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Thank you very much news coming out of Dancing with
the Stars. Dancing with the Stars, Bill Belichick's twenty four
year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson is not going to be
competing on Dancing with the Stars, and there are conflicting reports.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
As to why it was either her choice or she
was too pushy. What you pay, put money down, We're
gonna do this.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
An anonymous source confirmed with US Weekly that Jordan had
been in negotiations with dancing producers and quote talks fell apart.
Jordan thought doing the show is going to be a
conflict of interest with her other projects, you know, because
Belichick's football team's season is being filmed for a docuseries
on Hulu, as well as HBO's Hard Knock series, and
she's got to be involved in that.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
People are Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Say talks fell apart because of Jordan's outrageous demands she
would join the competition only if she got to choose
her pro partner, skip weekend rehearsals, to attend North Carolina
football games, and have editorial control of storylines about her
seventy three year old boyfriend. But what truly move up
the deal, according to an insider, was that Jordan Hudson
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literally wanted to promise that she'd make the finals. This
insider says, no one in the show's history has ever
asked for that. Those top three demands were the deal breakers.
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Yeah, then she would have probably bet on herself and
got kept out of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
And then there's that wouldn't get the Disco Ball.
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Hey, super Bowl, let's already talk about that, even though
that's not until like February of next year. It's looking
like the NFL wants to hire Adele for the Super
Bowl halftime show.
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The New York.
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Post reports that she's been approached about playing the halftime
show and has not said yes or no to it,
because there's also rumors that Taylor Swift is going to
be asked, and a lot of people are bailing on it.
Of course, according to rumors, you know, this is all
rumors that if she does it, nobody else wants to
really put their name in the hat. But Adele said, nah, no,
I'm not into twenty seventeen. They asked her, and back
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then she said, first of all, I'm not down the
Super Bowl. I mean, that show's not about music. I
can't dance, saw anything like that. They were very calm
to ask me, boh, I did say, no.
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Wow, that's Whydale sounds. She doesn't mean.
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She's very elegant in her singing.
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And then when they talked.
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Then when she talks, she's like.
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I maybe not that bad, but new she found out
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figure out the dance is.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
A super Bowl sixty will take place in Santa Clair, California,
on February eighth. Let me see what else?
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Oh?
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This story.
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An animal handler in Oklahoma who was linked to the
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Uh huh was mald to death by a target tiger.
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Yep.
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He was a former associate of Joe Exotic and was
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a tiger that he'd raised since it was a cub
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Production on Spider Man Brand New Day, Is it a Standstill?
Tom Holland, the kid that plays Spider Man, suffered an
on set concussion and must pause filming for several days.
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He hit really hard ha again, hang on and Dawson's Creek.
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James Vanderbeek, he is a little sick to be able
to attend the reunion in New York. It's not because
of his cancer, although he is suffering from stage three
colon cancer. He just got hit twice with pneumonia and
the flute.
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So yeah, he had to not do it. So and
that's all I have for you, guys.
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Well wish us to.
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James absolutely well, thank you very much. Ike.
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were hourrah, here we go one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
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Of birdy word. That a worthy word.
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Let's meet our contestants, a loving couple from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
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Let's find out a couple of what I'm just getting.
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There's a lovely husband and wife, Alan and Jony.
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Hey, kids, welcome to the base of morning. All right, Hey,
let's do like we used.
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To do when we were kids, Boys against the girls. No,
that was for we boys hit that growing spurt and
the all girls dominated.
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Remember that our idea.
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We got random words, Alan and Joni, random words. All right,
let's see what me and Allen can do for the
first thirty seconds.
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Give y'all girl something to shoot out there. Alan, are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's for this.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, we're gonna start the clock. Now, that's a bad kid.
He has bad blank. He doesn't know how to blank.
Oh no, okay, okay, Oh god no? The word uh
uh yeah, questionable?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Questionable blank? Look at that. That's that guy. That's look.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
Questionable.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I can't I can't help but behavior. Go ahead, next one,
next one. Okay, Duke Power supplies this to your home.
Oh no, that's true, boy, I'm sorry, Alan stunk got up.
Anybody behavior, that's one of them. I just hit a wall.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
Anybody, jez man, I'm gonna getud again.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Have you been scoked before?
Speaker 13 (35:37):
Alan the past three times?
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Oh so you're Philly behaviors.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm fair.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Do you want to start over to different?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I mean that's a random word. I should have come
up with something better and I didn't. So well, let's
see what happens with Tater and Joany for your first
all right, Jony three?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And oh here, okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
All right, you might drink one of these drinks like
power or red Bull. Is a blank drink?
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Energy?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
When players get hurt, they're on the blank list. They've
suffered a blank to their knee, suffered a blank to
their shoulder.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Is when you're hurt. When you're hurt.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
The last part of the word is who the people
twelve men and women are in this and a judge
and blank?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Oh injury?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
All right, well injury at the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
So that is a two onto that one that I
gave Joni, So it is a three score.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Give a credit for understanding me.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
All right, Allan, let's see what we can do. Ready
to put behavior back up there?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Get that out of there, We go out and here
we go, buddy, all right, start the clock now one
blank under God.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
America.
Speaker 13 (37:08):
That was under God.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, no another word?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
One no, we are what it's in your pledge of legiance.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I pledge you got time to go through all that
things were helping. Okay when nation, yes, nation? All right?
The statue of what up in New York? The statue? Yeah,
uh huh? All right, what do we do?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
We came up one short. The game is over.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Wait to take up twelve of my second stater.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'm there with you.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's under under under all right, Allan, you're ohing four.
All right, I'm never playing again after. I'm gonna play
with Jonie. I'm playing with your wife. You get Alan,
You go ahead, buddy, look at Tater talking back and
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everything it is. Go ahead.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Alan.
Speaker 13 (38:15):
I'd like to give a shout out to Boots Cabinet
Shop and Sandy Daisy. We just lost their patriarch gym
in a shout out to Jimmy who carries on the
family history of fine custom cabinets.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well, all right, good deal, Alan, appreciating John.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Congratulations you you don't share your blue weemy with Allan?
Speaker 15 (38:37):
Now now.
Speaker 13 (38:40):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Mind your behavior.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Good morning, big shows on the radios. He'll behavior still
messing with me?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
What was that song? I need some time out for
bad behavior?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yes, okay, fine, all right, well let's keep going here.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Let's do our classic bit request of the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Here.
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Eric oakes out of Alliance, Ohio. Eric says, Family Planning Center.
All right, Eric, taytor found what you're talking about coming
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Good morning. That's a big showing the radio, just for
the heck of the tato.
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Where does the nation come in of the pleasure of
e one nation under God? Okay, okay, all right, I
promise I'm letting it go now, it's done, it's over.
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I can't wait till tomorrow worship no better than to
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A good job finding Eric's request. Eric oags from a Lions, Ohio.
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All right?
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Man?
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Have you seen those?
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You can't miss it. See, when I think about.
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On the wall, Bud.
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And give me this key with the engine block tied
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to the family planning center. Now call me old fashioned,
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helpful information. All the information I got from this family
planning center was insert three quarters in slot and turn handled.
Oh wait, I take that back. It also said earn
heart rules. I guess family planning ain't what it used
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It's a big show on the radio. Well, we're in
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holiday releases, but that doesn't mean there's nothing to see. Well,
here the big show. We're lucky enough to have our
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Speaker 1 (00:58):
Show Hobie Hobies happening, Big show gang. Will you tell us?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hey, hey, wait a sec listen before we get started,
can I say something?
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Sure?
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I just want to thank you for that wonderful introduction.
Usually it's like, you know, here's this guy, what did
you see get out? But today you took time to
show the love, and from the bottom of my heart,
I just want to thank you all of you for
being so kind. I just have one question, fire Away,
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who wrote it for you?
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Nobody wrote that for me. That came from my heart.
Shut up? He did not.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I got here early today and took a few minutes
to write up a nice introduction for you.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Wow, well then I'm touched. Hey what does ibuilian mean?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What did you see? I know it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, it's been pretty slim pickings lately, but I did
see one I thought your listeners might be interested in.
Now you remember, like forty years ago when that movie
about the rock group came out?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is Spinach Trap or something like that? Spinal tap? No,
but I had a kolonoscopy least year.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I guess you're talking about the sequel that's coming out.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeh, Spinach Trap too. We're not dead yet. There's something
like that. Seems like, after there's been a long break
in performing, the guys decide to do a farewell concert
and let's hope. So there's a lot of movies that
should have gotten a sequel. May I say this ain't
one of them?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Ouch.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean maybe if they did it a couple decades ago,
But now, thede they look so old and that's coming
from me, so old that Mick Jagger looked at him
and said, damn faces. Their faces look like catches. MIT's
made out of beef. Jerky oh Man Howard a song
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you call that singing. Mel Tormay that's a singer. Jerry Vale,
that's a singer. Neil Diamond, that's a singer. This this
is like karaoke night at the nursing home. When the
first one came out, My friends and I, Oh, we
loved it so much. We loved it so much we
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started our own band. What was it, Guns and Moses.
We sunned on that, but we also toyed around with
z z Dradel. I thought it was, you know, too jewish.
Well is it funny?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
At least?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Much like my bladder? It's hid and miss But this
this too much of the time, it's like watching your
favorite uncle on life support.
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It's just sad. Is a cast in a good well.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
There's some cameo surprises. The guy that played Meatball in
the Charlie Bunkham Show was in there, and the Geezers
try oht Of all three of them, I think my
favorite is that that bass player, the little guy with
the big gray fu manshoe mustache, played by Harry Connock Jr.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Harry Shearer who you're thinking of, Harry Shearer.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I thought that was the banana guy who got famous
yelling Dao. That's Harry Belafonte. I thought that was the
guy that looked ninety since he was twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's Harry Dean Santon.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I thought that was the guy who could escape anything
but appendicitis.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's Harry Houdini.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I thought that was the cowboy actor named after Japanese suicide.
That's Harry Harry. I thought that was the guy who
needed a full body wax and moved in with that
nice family. That's Harry and the Hendersons. So who am
I thinking of? Harry Shearer? Did he ever make any
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other song than that damn day?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So what are you?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I think he missed the boat, the Banana boat, But
I'm not following up with a song called Nito.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Know?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The movie?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, you know it's worth a look for nostalgia sake.
I give it a two and a half Yamuka's out
of five. It's not great, it's not terrible, but it's
kind of depressing. It's like watching Rick Flair try to dance.
It makes you uncomfortable, but you just can't look away.
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But maybe that's what turns you on. Maybe you like
to watch old timers last gasp of greatness. But you
know what, at least they did something with their lives.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's easy to sit there and you have.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Fed, but playing the video game and waiting for your
ship to come in.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Guess what, you're bastard. You're waiting at the wrong dock.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Your ship has sailed, and now all you got is
watching old timers and running your mouth when you can't
even hold down a shift.
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At Burger klock by words. The clock is ticking, your
miserable pscka crack. You better get out there and do
something with your life, y'all, bastard.
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Of course, there may be extenuating circumstances us to say
God bless and don't forget to see them at night.
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It's cheaper.
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Down out of the ross Perot section here talking about
the bit box this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
We go yeah, hang for it.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It was on this date September twenty fifth, nineteen ninety five,
ross Perot announced formation of the Independence Party.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
So that was when he was running for president like that.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Remember I love the story. We were out at Texas
Motor Speedway. You ready to kick off the Kyle Petty
charity ride across America?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was up in Bruton Smith, up in Bruton's suite,
and Ross Parou was there. We got to meet Ross Parou,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Right and honor.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And said, right, you know what so said, We're here
was Kyle Petty's you know, charity ride across America. Uh,
kicking off right here, mister Parot. And he said on horses,
horses ready that no motorcycle?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wow? Okay, never mind.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
This time I was really excited to meet him because
I had been a big supporter. I still have my
ross Boro President button, that's right. And I walked up
and finally got my chance to say hello to him.
I said, mister Parol, and I stuck out my hand
and I said, it's an honor to meet you, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I voted for you, and he said you did, and
walk he's your man.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
What I'm past that. Past that, I'll move on.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh Dan, I wish you were there. You could do
that great impersonation of it.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Okay, that's how I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Ah, well, hey, what the perfect bill of for this bit?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Stick it?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
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with another exclusive this presidential election year from one of
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Here's the commercial that ross Paro will be running. Reveals
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Speaker 1 (09:11):
Go ahead, roll that tape, hottie.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
My name is ah Tross Parot.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I guess you know by now I'm running for the
presidency of the United States. But I'm no politician. No, sir,
ree Bob, I'm not gonna beg for you vote. I'm
a businessman and I got a business proposition, plain and simple,
the way I figure it to win this election. I'm
prepared to pay each one of you one thousand, two
hundred and thirty three dollars cash if you vote for me. Now,
how's that stand up to the empty pie in the
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sky promises my opponents. So this fall, get yourself a
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Speaker 11 (09:48):
Right, missus Paro, do you have anything you'd like to add,
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Coming up?
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Speaker 1 (10:12):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Every Thursday, about this time, we click on our man
Doug Rise. Keep us up to date. In the NASCAR
Playoffs twenty twenty five. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
Good morning Johnny.
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Just six races left to go to a week.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Call it quits for the twenty twenty five season. Broke
a trend had been Joe Gibbs Racing that won the
first three races in the playoffs and got through the
first round of the eliminations. Pinske comes back. Ryan Blaney
wins New Hampshire. Great run for him. His teammate Joelgano
finished fourth. So Blainey, now by virtue of that, automatically
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has the spot at the table for the final eight
drivers battling for the championship. Now he's already won a title,
so he's familiar with this and that takes the heat
off for the next two races for Kansas and for
the Roval the road course race at Charlotte. Doesn't matter
what he does. He'd love to get some more championship
stage points, but they're already in the round of eight.
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That's a real cushy place to be.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know, Doug, And look at it, Ryan Blaney. This
is his fourth win and I was looking back at
the first Ford in a while of the since well,
he won the Daytona race to get into playoffs there,
so then and before that, the Ford that won was
way back. That was Ryan too in Nashville June the first.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
They've not been much this year. Josh Berry won a
race real early on in Vegas. Then he didn't come
close to winning again until this race at New Hampshire.
He ran a strong second place finished there, but he
was already out of the playoffs. They have not done well,
but Penske over the last three years has come alive
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when the playoffs start. And there's some reasoning to this.
I think that teams watches what everyone else does and
what are they doing to their cars to make them faster,
and how did they improve, and it feels like they
wait till they get to the playoffs to start installing
all of this and making a way for them to
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go faster, because it doesn't really matter what you do
in the regular season as long as.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You qualify for the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
This is where it gets really serious now. And Joey
Logano and I know people were tearing what gnashing of
teeth and rendering of garments last year that he won
the championship because frankly, he was awful during the season.
He was seventeenth average of seventeenth place, finished, got hot
at the end, won a couple.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Of races, won the title. Guess what, he's back again.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
In the last three races, Joey Logano has two top
five and a fourth place finish.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So all of a sudden, you know, here's Dracula.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Coming up out of the crypt.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's ready to go again. For all the haters out there,
sorry to drop that on you.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Joey Logano is going to be in the mix of
this and will probably be one of the final four
drivers by the time we get to Phoenix.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But that sounds like you've had a lot more time
to watch Netflix. It's got a lot of movie references,
it varies.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
And the amazing thing is there was no Star Trek
or Star Wars, and then that's really kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was disappointed, that really is.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
By the way, the latest Star Trek series was really
really good.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
We watched that.
Speaker 12 (13:25):
I watched every episode twice just for the records.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Oh right, sure you don't know you I will, Yes,
you will ran, yes, you will. All right?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Then, So Kansas this weekend and then the Roval road
course in it right here at our home track in Charlotte,
North Carolina. What do you see these next two?
Speaker 14 (13:49):
Duh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well?
Speaker 12 (13:51):
I think Kansas is the last chance they need to
click their heels together.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
How's that?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
For twenty three eleve racing as Tyler Reddick and of
course Bubba Wallace, they race well there. Bubba has won there,
but the last couple of times they gone there, they've
not been that good.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
They about have to win or they're out.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Neither one of them will advance to the playoffs because
I don't think they're going to Charlotte and win the Roval.
So for those teams, in particular for Bubba Wallace and
for Tyler Redick.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It's time.
Speaker 12 (14:23):
It's time to get on it. It's time to try
to get to the front and snag a victory if
you want to be around in the playoffs. And I
can about say the same thing for Austin, Sindrick and
Ross Chastain. Those four teams that are below the cut line.
They have got to go to Kansas and get some
points and if at all possible, get a win, or
they'll be they'll be out of the running too.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And then next week we'll see what happens in Kansas
and set up Charlotte and see what has to happen there.
Speaker 12 (14:50):
You know, the Roval's always fun. When it was broadcasting,
I thought it was one of the more enjoyable races
because it's a road course that you can see everything happening.
And I know we've talked a lot about playoffs. The
more I hear, the more likely it looks that NASCAR
will have some new wrinkle in the playoff system next year.
Don't know what it is, but it's starting to sound
(15:13):
like it's almost a lock that we will not have
the final winner take all.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Race next good. Wow, Yeah, good, I'm all about that. Yes,
you are good, all right, Doud.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
We'll keep now on that force too, buddy. We'll have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
All righty guys, y'all take care of thanks.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
All right, My man has Doug. You can follow him
on Twitter on the X there Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
big show. You told free line. We'll get a contestant.
Play next.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Your Thursday, September twenty fifth, feature tried for a big show,
bed box taggy, Jaggie's clothes, my whole back to school
sell hey word, back to school.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
We hit the minute, bob half the big show. You
get a bit worse.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Thank you, all right, and do the boys and girl
time for beating the Blonde doesn't mean our contestant.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
We got Tyler.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Out of Simpsonville, South Carolina. Good morning, Tyler, Good morning morning.
We're awesome man. Welcome. All right, Tyler, we'll ask you.
There's some questions you agree or disagree. Get too right
for too wrong, and you win one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Weren't that bull?
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Not year right?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Day Time Magazine analyzed web searches about our fears. Death
came in at number one. What came in at number two.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Yeah, I believe they did web searches.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
That's very that's dangerous, you go down that slippery slope.
They searched and they found out that number two is
fear of love, fear of combitness.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Death number one love fear of love number two, Tyler,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I disagree with that. M oh love? Wow, explain that
to us, Marcy, to see John.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
There's a lot of folks out there that are scared
of putting themselves out there. They're worried about, you know,
getting hurt, a broken heart, broken heart.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yes, and getting over that.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
So there's a fear of that, and I'm sure that
they probably search it to find kind of self help.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
How can I Have you got that? Tyler? You remember that,
don't be scared of it. Put yourself out there.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
You'll heal you be okay?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All right? Well now God and listen. When can get
your bail here? Tyler Tater?
Speaker 8 (18:05):
You see John?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, thirty percent of people surveyed say they have avoided
having to talk to someone in person by faking that
they were doing. Maybe that should be what they were doing,
by faking what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, so let's review, please, I wrote it, I don't
know what you said.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Thirty percent of people surveyed. Thirty percent of people surveyed
say they have avoided having to talk to someone in
person by faking what they were doing. Okay, okay, so
what were they faking they were doing.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
That's a big percentage avoidance avoidance by faking needing to.
Speaker 8 (18:54):
Use the restroom.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
They were faking by having to say to use the restroom.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Okay, I can't talk to you right now. I'm on
a tarty Tyler. Do you agree or disagree faking?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Oh man, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and agree
with that one.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You are, wow. Talking on the phone. Talking on the
phone is what they sometimes show bluff to win, which.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Works until talking on the phone until it rings.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Tyler, Everybody, we're gonna make you happy with a wonderful
consolation prize.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Jackie is gonna take care of that for you. All right,
It's all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Bottom of the hour, Top of You News on the
other side, that's our remembering Rayford's segment for this morning,
and then says Alan Swa.
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Here we go with the big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
Just think him back to about nineteen seventy six, it
was anchoring news in Charleston, South Carolina. There was a
dentist who was running for governor. His campaign slogan was
get the government off our backs. In an interview with him,
I observed, with doctor Edwards, if government checks stopped coming
into South Carolina, especially here in the low country, Charleston
(20:55):
would sink into the sea. Same was said years before
that to the venerable Congressman El Mendo Rivers tell us
at Mendel, you put another military basia in Charleston, it'll
sink into the sea, referring, of course, to the air base,
the naval base, and the marine base nearby. Yes, sir,
government checks coming into South Carolina a big boost. In
(21:17):
a commentary titled is Government Really the Enemy? Tom Campbell
summed it up this way. American public has largely bought
into the theory that government is the problem, the reason
for all our ills. If we get government out of
the way, cut taxes, shrink government, and reduce regulations, happy
days will be here again. What we don't want government
(21:40):
out of the way when terrorists are attacking us. We
don't want law enforcement officers or jailers banished. When criminals
threatened our safety and well being. Most of us don't
want public schools abolished. We like it turning on the
tap to get clean water, driving on decent roads, And
since we don't produce our own food anymore, we want
to be sure basic sanitation and processing standards are maintained
(22:03):
by those who furnish food to us. We like regulations
that protect us from unscrupulous business practices and environmental pollution.
Most of us want to help those who are unable
to help themselves, like the mentally ill, the poor, and
the elderly. All are functions of government. Yeah, there are
plenty of abuses in government. There's wasteful spending, too little accountability,
(22:27):
and programs that have either outlived their usefulness or never
should have been started. Well, I've only add to that.
Before you cuss the government, just stop to think how
every day the government benefits you and me. Robert y Rafer,
John Boyn and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, it's always a unique honor when our next guest visits.
He is a true living legend of the Silver screen,
the one and only Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's right, Sidewinder your face to face with the Cheshi kid,
the fastest draw on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.
I know you done, shot my partner in the back.
You've got three seconds to make your peace with the
author of all things Swan.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Who it's me, mister Swan, don't shoot this John Boy,
John Boy, Yes.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Never fair.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I was acting. That, of course, is from the Crimson
Badge of Justice.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I remember that a great movie. It was trash but
the check clips. What brings you to town today?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh? Another celebrity golf turtle.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years. One of the
few sports where the more I drink, the better I play.
In fact, I don't yell four I yelled more. After
the last tournament, I was stopped by the police. The
officer said, too drunk to drive. I said, drive, Constable,
I can barely pass.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Are you any good in a word?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Now? I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could improve
my game? He said, Sir Alan cheat A. Well, maybe
you just need the right teacher. Well, I've been taught
by the best. I was once trained by mash In Niblick.
We were at the driving range and using his instruction.
I hit an absolutely glorious drive, but it took left
(24:52):
towards the interstate, hit a bus windshield and the bus
hurtled off the road and into a reservoir. The bus
disappeared beneath the seething massive bubbles. I screamed, dear God,
what am I going to do? As she said, loosen
your grip and keep your backstraight.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I begged to tiff of my ball cap young friend.
My fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer. It was
a beautiful autumn day. Have you got a minute? It
was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing at
the Wonderful course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I hit a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl, over the accommodating wife, held
(25:33):
the greenhouse door open for me to play through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
her instantly.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two hours.
A few years later, I went back to that same
course with my new wife, Caprice.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
On the third hole.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
As luck would have it the ball landed in the
doorway to that same greenhouse. What are the arts, well
one hundred percent, as it turns out, And Caprice have
of the faithful wives, said, let me hold the door
for you, love, I said, God, Now, the.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Last time I tried that, I wound up with a
triple bogie. You can't win them all, or any of them,
as it turns out.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
But it's all expenses paid. And the caddies are topless
girl caddies. Sadly, no but one thinks he is. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel senor Boombchelli
and I have a breakfast date with some cracker cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's the chat, all right, ladies and.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You know you may have not heard this before, but bye,
my movie star. It's a make show on the radio.
I can't be read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
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the big show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
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So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad, I.
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Feel so.
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Speaker 5 (29:02):
Thank you very much news coming out of Dancing with
the Stars. Dancing with the Stars, Bill Belichick's twenty four
year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson is not going to be
competing on Dancing with the Stars, and there are conflicting reports.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
As to why it was either her choice or she
was too pushy. What you pay, put money down, We're
gonna do this.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
An anonymous source confirmed with US Weekly that Jordan had
been in negotiations with dancing producers and quote talks fell apart.
Jordan thought doing the show is going to be a
conflict of interest with her other projects, you know, because
Belichick's football team's season is being filmed for a docuseries
on Hulu, as well as HBO's Hard Knock series, and
she's got to be involved in that.
Speaker 8 (29:44):
People are Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Say talks fell apart because of Jordan's outrageous demands she
would join the competition only if she got to choose
her pro partner, skip weekend rehearsals, to attend North Carolina
football games, and have editorial control of storylines about her
seventy three year old boyfriend. But what truly move up
the deal, according to an insider, was that Jordan Hudson
(30:06):
literally wanted to promise that she'd make the finals. This
insider says, no one in the show's history has ever
asked for that. Those top three demands were the deal breakers.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, then she would have probably bet on herself and
got kept out of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
And then there's that wouldn't get the Disco Ball.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Hey, super Bowl, let's already talk about that, even though
that's not until like February of next year. It's looking
like the NFL wants to hire Adele for the Super
Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
The New York.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Post reports that she's been approached about playing the halftime
show and has not said yes or no to it,
because there's also rumors that Taylor Swift is going to
be asked, and a lot of people are bailing on it.
Of course, according to rumors, you know, this is all
rumors that if she does it, nobody else wants to
really put their name in the hat. But Adele said, nah, no,
I'm not into twenty seventeen. They asked her, and back
(31:02):
then she said, first of all, I'm not down the
Super Bowl. I mean, that show's not about music. I
can't dance, saw anything like that. They were very calm
to ask me, boh, I did say, no.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Wow, that's Whydale sounds. She doesn't mean.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
She's very elegant in her singing.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
And then when they talked.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Then when she talks, she's like.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
I maybe not that bad, but new she found out
you have to pay for everything yourself. Oh that might
be too Yeah, she's like, I'm not gonna try to
figure out the dance is.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
A super Bowl sixty will take place in Santa Clair, California,
on February eighth. Let me see what else?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
This story.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
An animal handler in Oklahoma who was linked to the
Tiger King star Joe Exotic.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Uh huh was mald to death by a target tiger.
Speaker 16 (31:46):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
He was a former associate of Joe Exotic and was
performing a demonstration at the Growler Pines Tiger Preserve with
a tiger that he'd raised since it was a cub
when the animal suddenly turned on him and mauled that ye.
Production on Spider Man Brand New Day, Is it a Standstill?
Tom Holland, the kid that plays Spider Man, suffered an
on set concussion and must pause filming for several days.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
He hit really hard ha again, hang on and Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
James Vanderbeek, he is a little sick to be able
to attend the reunion in New York. It's not because
of his cancer, although he is suffering from stage three
colon cancer. He just got hit twice with pneumonia and
the flute.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
So yeah, he had to not do it. So and
that's all I have for you, guys.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Well wish us to.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
James absolutely well, thank you very much. Ike.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play where he
were hourrah, here we go one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Thursday, September twenty fifth feature track from The Big Show bet.
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Closed for hose Back to School sale any words back
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Box at the Big Show dot Com while you're there
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about the bed a game.
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Let's meet our contestants, a loving couple from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Let's find out a couple of what I'm just getting.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
There's a lovely husband and wife, Alan and Jony.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Hey, kids, welcome to the base of morning. All right, Hey,
let's do like we used.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
To do when we were kids, Boys against the girls. No,
that was for we boys hit that growing spurt and
the all girls dominated.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Remember that our idea.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
We got random words, Alan and Joni, random words. All right,
let's see what me and Allen can do for the
first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Give y'all girl something to shoot out there. Alan, are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, Okay, here we go. Let's for this.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, we're gonna start the clock. Now, that's a bad kid.
He has bad blank. He doesn't know how to blank.
Oh no, okay, okay, Oh god no? The word uh
uh yeah, questionable?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Questionable blank? Look at that. That's that guy. That's look.
Speaker 13 (35:11):
Questionable.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I can't I can't help but behavior. Go ahead, next one,
next one. Okay, Duke Power supplies this to your home.
Oh no, that's true, boy, I'm sorry, Alan stunk got up.
Anybody behavior, that's one of them. I just hit a wall.
Speaker 13 (35:32):
Anybody, jez man, I'm gonna getud again.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Have you been scoked before?
Speaker 13 (35:37):
Alan the past three times?
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Oh so you're Philly behaviors.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm fair.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
Do you want to start over to different?
Speaker 6 (35:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I mean that's a random word. I should have come
up with something better and I didn't. So well, let's
see what happens with Tater and Joany for your first
all right, Jony three?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And oh here, okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
All right, you might drink one of these drinks like
power or red Bull. Is a blank drink?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Energy?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
When players get hurt, they're on the blank list. They've
suffered a blank to their knee, suffered a blank to
their shoulder.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Is when you're hurt. When you're hurt.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
The last part of the word is who the people
twelve men and women are in this and a judge
and blank?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Oh injury?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
All right, well injury at the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
So that is a two onto that one that I
gave Joni, So it is a three score.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Give a credit for understanding me.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
All right, Allan, let's see what we can do. Ready
to put behavior back up there?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Get that out of there, We go out and here
we go, buddy, all right, start the clock now one
blank under God.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
America.
Speaker 13 (37:08):
That was under God.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, no another word?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
One no, we are what it's in your pledge of legiance.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I pledge you got time to go through all that
things were helping. Okay when nation, yes, nation? All right?
The statue of what up in New York? The statue? Yeah,
uh huh? All right, what do we do?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
We came up one short. The game is over.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Wait to take up twelve of my second stater.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'm there with you.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's under under under all right, Allan, you're ohing four.
All right, I'm never playing again after. I'm gonna play
with Jonie. I'm playing with your wife. You get Alan,
You go ahead, buddy, look at Tater talking back and
(38:10):
everything it is. Go ahead.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Alan.
Speaker 13 (38:15):
I'd like to give a shout out to Boots Cabinet
Shop and Sandy Daisy. We just lost their patriarch gym
in a shout out to Jimmy who carries on the
family history of fine custom cabinets.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well, all right, good deal, Alan, appreciating John.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Congratulations you you don't share your blue weemy with Allan?
Speaker 15 (38:37):
Now now.
Speaker 13 (38:40):
I'm so.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Mind your behavior.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Good morning, big shows on the radios. He'll behavior still
messing with me?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
What was that song? I need some time out for
bad behavior?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Yes, okay, fine, all right, well let's keep going here.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Let's do our classic bit request of the morning.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Here.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Eric oakes out of Alliance, Ohio. Eric says, Family Planning Center.
All right, Eric, taytor found what you're talking about coming
up next?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Good morning. That's a big showing the radio, just for
the heck of the tato.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
Where does the nation come in of the pleasure of
e one nation under God? Okay, okay, all right, I
promise I'm letting it go now, it's done, it's over.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I can't wait till tomorrow worship no better than to
mock him when he's hurt. He had to give one up.
And you know that's only like a third time in
the history through true there you are boiling all.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
That's way y'all women do okay, you did.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
A good job finding Eric's request. Eric oags from a Lions, Ohio.
You were classic bid request. Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
All right?
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Man?
Speaker 10 (40:31):
Hey man, I was coming back from a trip the
other weekend. I stopped to go to bathroom at this
Amaico station. I'm standing there at the uinal right and
I look up on the wall and they had something
hanging up there, and he said only it said the
Family Planning Center.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Have you seen those?
Speaker 10 (40:48):
It must be something brand new. Look an awful lot
like a condom machine to me, I guess that shows
what I know about family planning. You know, I get
the feeling this particular family planning center exactly no United
Way Agency, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I
mean I can't see some woman calling her husband on
the phone and saying, Honey, good news. I made us
(41:08):
an appointment at the family Planning Center. Yeah, meet me
at Campbell's Amico exit twenty five today, a tutor. That's
exit twenty five. It's right there where it says food, phone, gas, lodging.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
You can't miss it. See, when I think about.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
The family Planning Center, I think of like a little
office with people walking around in lab coats and carrying
clipboards and stuff. You know, instead of walking here this
place has got some big sweat at Goma with grease
all over his shirt and leaning back in the chair,
going key's.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
On the wall, Bud.
Speaker 10 (41:41):
And give me this key with the engine block tied
to it with a big piece of string. You know
they do that so nobody is steal it. I guess
you can't have just anybody walking around with a key
to the family planning center. Now call me old fashioned,
but if I go to a family planning center, I'm
looking for somebody that's knowledgeable. It's gonna offer me some
(42:02):
helpful information. All the information I got from this family
planning center was insert three quarters in slot and turn handled.
Oh wait, I take that back. It also said earn
heart rules. I guess family planning ain't what it used
to be, y'all think about it. I'm by the website.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Your Mornana's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Jure Dragman to make show bed box keyword back to school,
Bring up Bess Tagger Jaggers.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Hello friend, your old pal Bert bird.
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Hits that time of year again when parents can breathe
a sigh of relief, get a little me time, and
push the care and feeding of their horrible offspring on
the state. That's right back to school, So ring the
bell and send them back to hell in style.
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To your nosy neighbors give you a sympathetic pat on
the back while handing you a gift certificate for planned parenthood?
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Is that the state of affairs in your household snookums? Well,
guess what.
Speaker 18 (43:41):
Despite your best attempts to dress your little darling as
a treasure, she's tarted up like total trash, and no
amount of complaining, tears and empty threats are going to
change it. She's dressing like a hoe, So go with
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