September 26, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll load you up with all of our Friday favorites - plus a couple of Top 10 lists.. - The Playhouse deals with a down on her luck character and her plea to God.. - Terry Hanson checks in with a story about his days as a coach.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and consults the stars for the winners in this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, goobers, the mother ship is here to pick y'all up.
It's John boyn Billy on the pitch, show away without
your bustard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
H H.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Got to day.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Remain in this Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I feel I've been with the first four days. It's
work with No, I don't worry about me.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Are with?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Let's get up, mad man.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
We got our last weekend of September right around the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
We'll deal with that fall. When's that Monday? Last Monday?
Spring in the falls? Oh, the last Monday. Let's see
national days.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Let's see if any of these wake me up. National
Compliance Officer Day? Is that like an office officer or
like a compliance.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
Like a complan off someone to make sure you're following
the rules and a code of conduct.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
For we could have one here, National Shamoo the Whale Day,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Like old Shamoo.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
National National Pancake Day, National Dumpling Day, National Johnny Appleseed Day. Yeah,
National Brave.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Day, all right? This is honoring women who lift each
other up. Oh, good lord, another woman day, just what
we need.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
How about you get in the kitchen and make us
some pancakes?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Were you go? But I know my wife said the
doctor's appointments.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
So I'm cool, okay, good, look right, we got three
dates saved up in history where we get our categories.
We'll get the winning beginning on this Friday morning, All ride,
We got minutes to wake up. Big Shoe's on the radio.
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dates in history where the categories come from. Think about
eighteen ninety two the Diamond Match Company patented book Matches
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Well eighteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Eight screen legend Paul Newman passed away with cancer at
his home in Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
At age eighty three.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Yeah it was Paul.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We have here do what nothing I was doing like
Paul Newman, let's do it again.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
What do we have here?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Is a failure to you communicrate?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
How does the sell there? They like Paul do well?
That was because it wasn't Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Was cool hand loop?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah? That was a character in cool Head.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wasn't his character? I try to keep up.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It was like the.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Wharton Tim Wilson used to do the impersonation of him. Okay,
scatters smothers something smother Martin sometow Now it's gonna bug me.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Thanks a lot, daterer.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, Wow, it didn't take long time, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
And finally twenty twelve, Japanese Automaker suspended operations in China
because they're Japanese.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I wouldn't get in along, all right.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
So think about some JAP cars, Japanese cars, and some
pauls and the match, and all right, we're in one
eight hundred big show. We'll get a contestant. Play next.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I'm super close is John.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
And the game. Let's not.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Outburst.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
John Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
The prizes from the big prize being. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
When you're playing outburst, have a hurry up and guest
time you have the best time. You have a big shot.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Let's say, hey, a mom from Conover, North Carolina, we.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Have a shots.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
One of Bob morning.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Hey buddy, alright down, let's get that win and begin.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
And here, Bob, you ready to go? I'm ready five seconds.
Three reasons to use a match, Ready go.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Lot of candle, a lot of camp, buy a lot
of fire crackers.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Bam, bam, now Bob. Three famous pauls ready go, Paul.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Newman, Paul McCartney, Paul Ryan bam and by the way
to Struther Martin was the guy who played the warden
in Cool Hand.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Luke. All right, Bob for the win. Three Japanese auto
makers ready to go.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
So we go to the Mars Nissan and you were
ready to.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Win this hides my buddy, you got it.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Interestingly, that line is most menorable out out of a
list of one hundred most memorable lines from movies.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
He it's number eleven, number eleven. To what we have
here to communicate?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't care, Bob.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You hang on. Jackie gonna hook you up with your package. Ah, buddy,
all right, thank you all right, Mike, bottom.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Of the hour is the top of your news on
the other side, right then to stop dead this happening,
(08:09):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. You
having a birthday today, You're sharing one with actress Linda Hamilton.
She played Sarah Connor in the Terminator movies. So Linda
sixty nine years old today. Man, Linda, you were looking
back at the latest Terminator movie.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
We were all excited when it was.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Coming out of the kind of older Terminator and Sarah
Connor and it goes to our Bonus top ten list.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Well, director James Cameron is reuniting Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda
Hamilton the original T one thousand and Sarah Connor for
a new Terminator movie later this year. It ignores all
of the sucky sequels and basically picked up where Terminator
two left off. Well, of course it's twenty years later,
so Arnold's gonna need a fresher catchphrase than I'll be
(09:04):
back or Hostel Avista Baby. But can a seventy two
year old Terminator still pull off a snappy saying? Well,
Arnold's been working on it, but sources on the set
say things reportedly aren't going well, they maybe haven't picked
the right one yet. Here they are the top ten
rejected catchphrases from the next Terminator movie. Number ten, Welcome
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to flavor Town. Number nine, I know you are, but
what a mine? Number eight, one million dollars? Number seven,
don't mind?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Number six, Liberty.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Liberty, liberty?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Number five, cash me outside? Number four, and this one
time at band camp. Number three, it's my problem for
pelts of e Acuna Matata mas they do a musical
that way.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Number two beach please, And the number one rejected new
Terminator catchphrase, we are farmers bumping over.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Good Friday morning, Got a big show on the radio. Well,
we're in that space between the summer blockbusters and the
big budget holiday releases. But that doesn't mean there's nothing
to see. Well, here the big show. We're lucky enough
to have our very own resonent critic, a seasoned veteran
of cinema viewing that's always enthusiastic, ebuliant, and effusive in
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his desire to give you the best possible information so
you don't make any misteps on the way to the movies.
And here he is our very own Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome, back, Rabbi.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Show Homie, homies.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Big show gang? Will you tell us?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey? Eight, wait a sec listen before we get started,
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I just want to thank you for that wonderful introduction.
Usually it's like, you know, here's this guy, what did
you see? Get out? But today you took time to
show the love, and from the bottom of my heart,
I just want to thank you all of you.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
For being so kind.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I just have one question, fire Away, who wrote it
for you? Nobody wrote that for me? That came from
my heart? Shut up?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
He did not.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I got here early today and took a few minutes
to write up a nice introduction for you.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well then I'm touched. Hey what does ibulian mean?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
What did you say?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
I know it?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, it's been pretty slim pickings lately, but I did
see why I thought your listeners might be interested in.
Now you remember, like forty years ago when that movie
about the rock group came out?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
This is Spinach Trap or something like that? Spinal tap?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
No, but I had a kolonoscopy last year.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I guess you're talking about the sequel that's coming out.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeh, spinach trap too. We're not that yet.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There's something like that. Seems like after there's been a
lot long break and performing, the guys decide to do
a farewell concert and let's hope. So there's a lot
of movies that should have gotten a sequel. May I
say this ain't one of them. Ouch. I mean maybe
if they did it a couple decades ago, But now,
thede they look so old and that's coming from me,
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so old that Mick Jagger looked at him and said, damn,
their faces. Their faces look like catches. MIT's made out
of beef. Jerky oh Man, Howard a song? You call
that singing? Mel Tormay that's a singer. Jerry Vale, that's
a singer. Neil Diamond, that's a singer. This this is
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like karaoke night at the nursing home. When the first
one came out, My friends and I, Oh, we loved
it so much. We loved it so much we started
our own band.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Guns and Moses.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We suddled on that, but we also toyed around with
zz Dradel. I thought it was, you know, too jewish?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Is it funny?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
At least?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Much like my bladder it's hit and miss. But this
this too much of the time. It's like watching your
favorite uncle on life support.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It's just sad. Is a cast any good?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, there's some cameo surprises. The guy that played Meatball
and the Charlie Bunkam Show is in there, and the
Geezers try. Oh, of all three of them, I think
my favorite is that that bass player, the little guy
with the big gray fu manshoe mustache played by Harry
Connick Jr.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Harry Shearer. Who you're thinking of? Harry Shearer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I thought that was the banana guy who got famous
yelling day Oh. That's Harry Belafonte. I thought that was
the guy that looked ninety since he was twenty.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's Harry Dean Santon.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I thought that the guy who could escape anything but appendicitis.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
That's Harry Houdini.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I thought that was the cowboy actor named after Japanese suicide.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's Harry Harry.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I thought that was the guy who needed a full
body wax and moved in with that nice family. That's
Harry and the Hendersons. So who am I thinking? Harry Shearer?
Did he ever make any other song than that damn Dale?
So what are you advanced? I think he missed the boat,
the banana boat, But I'm not following up with a
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song called Nitho. Who can't be topical?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Know the movie?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, you know it's worth a look for nostalgia sake.
I give it two and a half Yamaka's out of five.
It's not great, it's not terrible, but it's kind of depressing.
It's like watching Rick Flair try to dance. It makes
you uncomfortable, but you just can't look away. But maybe
(16:01):
that's what turns you on. Maybe you like to watch
old timers last gasp of greatness, but you know what,
at least they did something with their lives. It's easy
to sit there and you have fed, but playing the
video game and waiting for your ship to come in.
Guess what, you're bastard. You're waiting at the wrong dock.
(16:21):
Your ship has sailed, and now all you got is
watching old timers and running your mouth when you can't
even hold down a shift and burger clowns not my words.
The clock is taking your miserable sack of crap. You
better get out there and do something with your life. Yeah, bastard,
of course there may be extenuating circumstances us to say
(16:44):
God bless and don't forget to see them at night.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
It's cheaper, safely praised. You're lifted.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated spite of your
teeth and a song and your heart as long as
you buy their bloody grillin sauce, John Boy and Billy
on the Big.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Show, Faith and Begore. Good morning, there's a big show
(17:44):
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
We're fun with the old Terminator here celebrating Linda Hamilton's
sixty ninth birthday.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
This dude bendy well.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
As you may have heard, there's a new Terminator movie
coming out next summer, and Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning.
Of course, Arnold's tad older than he was for the
first few movies. How are they gonna explain his altered
appearance is the big question right now. Nobody seems to
know for sure, but they'll probably figure something out. And
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there may be other differences you will notice about the
new Terminator since he's getting on in age, as they say,
for example, he may need a new catchphrase. And we're
here to help because you know, I'll be back and
hosta la vista baby might not be quite as intimidating
coming from an old guy. So here they are the
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top ten rejected new catchphrases for the next Terminator movie.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Number ten, You kids, get out of my yard. Number nine,
Pull up your Pancho hoodlum.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Number eight.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
On this music they listen to ease job nor.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Number seven. Now what did I come in here for?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Number six?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Who ate my last sneak of ice cream?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Bar?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Number five? Let's go to the cafeteria about four point thirty?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Number three gluten free? What the hell is gluten?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Number two? Look at this idiot? Hey, I'm not speeding up.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Go around, and the number one rejected new Terminator catchphrase.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'll be back. I have to pee again.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Good morning, got a big shoon the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of Ball's Not cleaning product made in the USA.
Drivers keep America moving the Bull's not make sure they
look good doing it. You find Bullsnout and truck stops
across America. Download that Bull's Not app. Click on the
link when you hit the Big Show dot Com hang on,
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win you some in minutes. Where's our Friday morning song
sing along.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work this one. Sure.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I hate work.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
I've been having a very fast day. Okay, here's.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Today.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Just do.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
She's gonna.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah, Okay, what work?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Work, work, work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 10 (21:46):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Just have a life.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I mean, do you do anything.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Here's here's our fun. Right work work work? What work?
What work?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
What?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Giving me any.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Pal It's a brave man. I can party all is
and taste you as.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Buzz.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm five.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Am today.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Check page.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What's works?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
All right? Man, hands righting the heart bad and we
are good to go. So let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
You need to review yesterday's question found out according to
a report from the f d A, it is currently
impossible to make a food product that is absolutely free
of this quote ingredientster insects. The ingredient insects. FDA allows
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a jar peanut butter, for example, to contain eight point
four insect fragments per ounce, So try tough to try
to eat around them too. Ever, since yesterday's question, I
tried that home. OK, Today's John boyjepardy. Well, it seemed
like a good idea at the time. Of the US
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homes that have one of these recreational items in them,
about seventy percent of them are never used.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
What are lawn darts?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Log darts in homes?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah, yeah, well you shouldn't do that anyway, But thanks
for the heads up.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told
free line we play do we go to the winter next?
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Good morning? Hell, it's a big show. The radio Worlding
to your Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Our feature track for The Big Show mid Box j
d's Fall hunting season super sales. There's pre key word fall.
I hit that big box at the Big Show dot
com and right now let's li yes live across America.
It's John Boyjemity and now a man who says it's true.
(25:39):
Life does move fast. One minute you're young and cool,
the next minute you're reading online reviews about bird seed.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Please John wy I've never read birds will oh duck feed.
Let's see, hey, Don out of Glade Hill, Virginia, how
you doing this morning?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Fantastic prap Alright Don, Well.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
You got the first shot at John Boydgeviony. We're saying
it seemed like a good idea of the time. Of
the US homes that have one of these recreational items
in them, about seventy percent of them are never used.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
What you think?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh table? Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
What Don says? Pool table? Pool table? Let's see.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
You got your by it.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
I know you have a pool table in your house.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
At your house, Uh, it's been a while since I
played too, but I do. Put my grandson up on it.
Let him throw the balls in the pocket. That's the best.
Don good work Barney, your bullsnot prize pack head up
the gladehill for you.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Fantastic thanks, thanks very much.
Speaker 12 (27:02):
Appreciate it all right, boy, ain't a jacket bottom of
the hour, top of.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You a new right on the other side. I remembering
Rayford for this Friday morning.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Here we go kicking off another John, Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Rayford again.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
We've been pretty lucky when it comes to people getting
the flu influenza. Other people get the flu shot, I
guess is a saving.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Pretty lucky.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
But we're still here talk about the bird flu coming
our way and spreading all across the world. A pandemic,
they call it. Well, when the avian flu comes. If
it comes, you do the elbow bump. To the pantheon
of social arbiters who came up with the firm hand shape,
the formal bow, and the air kiss. Get ready to
add a new fashion God, the World Health Organization chief
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advocate of the elbow bump. Experts say the only protection
most Americans will have is social distancing. But distancing also
encompasses less drastic measures like wearing face masks, staying out
of elevators, and the bump. Such stratagems, those experts say,
will rewrite the ways we interact, at least during the
(28:48):
weeks when the waves of influenza. Influenza are washing over us.
Influenza is more easily transmitted than AIDS, SARS, or even
bibonic plague, so the social revolution is likely to focus
on the most basic goal of all, keeping other people's
cooties at arm's length. The bump a simple touching of
elbows as a substitute for the filthy practice of shaking hands.
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Notice that's their word. Filthy practice in which a person
who has politely sneezed into a palm then passes a
virus to other hands, whose owners then put a finger
in an eye or a pen and a mouth. The
bump breaks that change. Only a chain. Only a contortionist
can sneeze on his elbow. But you've noticed a lot
of people out there. They cough and seize the make
(29:34):
a make a fist in their right hand and cough
and sneeze into it. Never could figure why people did that.
Then they put that hand out there for you to
put your bare hand into. Doctor Michael Bell, Associate Director
for Infection Control at the Federal Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention has done the bump a few times already.
When he bowler breaks out in Africa, he's usually on
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the team sent to fight it. I'll arrive on the tarmac,
stick out my hand to say hell hello, and someone
from the World Health Organization will say no, no, no, no,
we don't do that. We do the elbow bump. So
do the elbow bump, and perhaps other people can keep
their germs to themselves. Robert d Rayford, John Boy and
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Billy Show, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Fridays,
September twenty six. Alright, got scripts were in here, less act.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Hello friends, you're old Palt Bird Bird here with another
gullet grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode show Me the Money. As our story opens, a
desperate woman is calling on God for help.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
God, Oh please, God, I need you hear me.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I can hear you on another planet. I can't believe
I gave you that voice. You and friend Dresser, what
a mistake. Okay, So tut's what's the daily?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Finally, where have you been?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've been begging for help for months.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I made money, get.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A job next.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
I kept getting fired.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No, I'm in a tight spot.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Really, I've had to sell all my possessions just to
pay my bills.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So I prayed to you to.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Win the lottery. You ate a lot of paint chips
as you kids. Yet Zach zero, Well, you know, maybe
you're doing it wrong. Gimme, gimme, gimme doesn't really get it.
You know the side of the latter game. I beg
you let me win again. Say no, dice unempty just
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like your head. What was that? Nothing you go on?
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Good morning, mister Terry Hanson. How are you buddy?
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Hello there everyone?
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How are you very good?
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Terry's talking about h for your album Mater. You're gonna
go back and like help seniors out, give us some
guide us. Give a shout out to your album Mater.
I can't remember what it is right now.
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It's Ben Bennerdicton Bennedicton College and Atchison, Kansas.
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That's the boy.
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And I was talking about with Tayter. We were talking
about after knowing you for thirty six years. I pretty
much thought I heard at all, but UH got something
surprises me. And this might be something that you might
want to pass along to the senior. See that words.
Because you going to the pros out of coaching. It
wasn't as easy as I always thought, I don't know
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if you made me think it was like that. I
just what I thought, because you just cruised through, you know,
the way you do. You never talked about it, but
talking about you, you struggled. So I wanted to hear
about that.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Buddy.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Well, you remember I wrote all those letters of the
Cardinals over the years, and I wanted to work in
pro sports.
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Huh.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
And then when I wasn't drafted baseball, I decided, well,
you know, I'll just go up there and try to
work in sports.
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Uh.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
So I had. I got to Rochester, New York. The
job I always one of the pro sports I got there, Johnny,
and I had no idea what to do. I didn't
have a clue. I mean, I got my job, but
now what do I do? I had not any PR classes,
I had no marketing classes, And for about three or
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four days I was totally stressed out. I mean I
even thought about going back and see if I could
get my coaching job back. It was that severe. And
then I got a call from my major professor at
Southeast Missouri State. He was now a Trenton State College
in New Jersey, and he said to me, are you
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hiring any interns. You know what, the notion never even
crossed my mom. I said, I said, I do, but
I don't have any money. So he sent a guy
up to Rochester to see me named Jerry Epstein, and
I was kind of nervous even meeting him. And so,
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I mean, he's twenty two and I'm what are something
thirty something? And uh so we, uh we start talking
and I don't know what to telling and then suddenly
it hit me, Look, I'm a coach and he's the player.
I'm going to coach him like I coached players. And
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I took coaching jobs after that one year in Rochester,
two in DC, five in Atlanta, seven and POINLYMDRA, and
twenty nine in Charlotte. And I got some coaching awards
and Emmy ACE Award in a Hall of Fame. But
you know what, it's, uh, it's just something that I
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really really enjoyed, had great clients over the years. And
I tell you what, I feel like I've been doing though.
I feel like I've been on roller skates going down
a deep hill.
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This So why is that?
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Well? Oh, I mean, I I went into things and
I didn't know I was gonna turn.
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Out well, that's kind of been your whole life and career.
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I mean, you've basically stepped in a hole and ended up,
you know, being the lead man at just about every job.
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There's such a thing called the impostor syndrome. I don't know,
but yeah, listen, I've been blessed.
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Yeah, awesomebody.
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I know it's Morris, my dear, Love you, buddy. We'll
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I love your bag.
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All right, my boy. That has Mester Hanson and he's
Saint Louis. Well that's where he grew up. I think
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well let's play Beating the Blonde.
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You get on up one eight hundred big show. You
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Hey, goobers, the mother ship is here to pick y'all up.
It's John boyn Billy on the pitch, show away without
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Remain in this Friday.
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I feel I've been with the first four days. It's
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Are with?
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We got our last weekend of September right around the corner.
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We'll deal with that fall. When's that Monday? Last Monday?
Spring in the falls? Oh, the last Monday. Let's see
national days.
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Let's see if any of these wake me up. National
Compliance Officer Day? Is that like an office officer or
like a compliance.
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Like a complan off someone to make sure you're following
the rules and a code of conduct.
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For we could have one here, National Shamoo the Whale Day,
all right.
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Like old Shamoo.
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National National Pancake Day, National Dumpling Day, National Johnny Appleseed Day. Yeah,
National Brave.
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Day, all right? This is honoring women who lift each
other up. Oh, good lord, another woman day, just what
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Were you go? But I know my wife said the
doctor's appointments.
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Eight screen legend Paul Newman passed away with cancer at
his home in Connecticut.
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At age eighty three.
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Yeah it was Paul.
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We have here do what nothing I was doing like
Paul Newman, let's do it again.
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What do we have here?
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Is a failure to you communicrate?
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How does the sell there? They like Paul do well?
That was because it wasn't Yeah.
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Was cool hand loop?
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Yeah? That was a character in cool Head.
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Wasn't his character? I try to keep up.
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It was like the.
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Wharton Tim Wilson used to do the impersonation of him. Okay,
scatters smothers something smother Martin sometow Now it's gonna bug me.
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And finally twenty twelve, Japanese Automaker suspended operations in China
because they're Japanese.
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I wouldn't get in along, all right.
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So think about some JAP cars, Japanese cars, and some
pauls and the match, and all right, we're in one
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I'm super close is John.
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And the game. Let's not.
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Outburst.
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Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy give.
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The prizes from the big prize being. Let's go contested
number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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When you're playing outburst, have a hurry up and guest
time you have the best time. You have a big shot.
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Let's say, hey, a mom from Conover, North Carolina, we.
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Have a shots.
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One of Bob morning.
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Hey buddy, alright down, let's get that win and begin.
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And here, Bob, you ready to go? I'm ready five seconds.
Three reasons to use a match, Ready go.
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Lot of candle, a lot of camp, buy a lot
of fire crackers.
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Bam, bam, now Bob. Three famous pauls ready go, Paul.
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Newman, Paul McCartney, Paul Ryan bam and by the way
to Struther Martin was the guy who played the warden
in Cool Hand.
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Luke. All right, Bob for the win. Three Japanese auto
makers ready to go.
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So we go to the Mars Nissan and you were
ready to.
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Win this hides my buddy, you got it.
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Interestingly, that line is most menorable out out of a
list of one hundred most memorable lines from movies.
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He it's number eleven, number eleven. To what we have
here to communicate?
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I don't care, Bob.
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You hang on. Jackie gonna hook you up with your package. Ah, buddy,
all right, thank you all right, Mike, bottom.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Of the hour is the top of your news on
the other side, right then to stop dead this happening,
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. You
having a birthday today, You're sharing one with actress Linda Hamilton.
She played Sarah Connor in the Terminator movies. So Linda
sixty nine years old today. Man, Linda, you were looking
back at the latest Terminator movie.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
We were all excited when it was.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Coming out of the kind of older Terminator and Sarah
Connor and it goes to our Bonus top ten list.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Well, director James Cameron is reuniting Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda
Hamilton the original T one thousand and Sarah Connor for
a new Terminator movie later this year. It ignores all
of the sucky sequels and basically picked up where Terminator
two left off. Well, of course it's twenty years later,
so Arnold's gonna need a fresher catchphrase than I'll be
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back or Hostel Avista Baby. But can a seventy two
year old Terminator still pull off a snappy saying? Well,
Arnold's been working on it, but sources on the set
say things reportedly aren't going well, they maybe haven't picked
the right one yet. Here they are the top ten
rejected catchphrases from the next Terminator movie. Number ten, Welcome
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to flavor Town. Number nine, I know you are, but
what a mine? Number eight, one million dollars? Number seven,
don't mind?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Number six, Liberty.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Liberty, liberty?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Number five, cash me outside? Number four, and this one
time at band camp. Number three, it's my problem for
pelts of e Acuna Matata mas they do a musical
that way.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Number two beach please, And the number one rejected new
Terminator catchphrase, we are farmers bumping over.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Good Friday morning, Got a big show on the radio. Well,
we're in that space between the summer blockbusters and the
big budget holiday releases. But that doesn't mean there's nothing
to see. Well, here the big show. We're lucky enough
to have our very own resonent critic, a seasoned veteran
of cinema viewing that's always enthusiastic, ebuliant, and effusive in
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his desire to give you the best possible information so
you don't make any misteps on the way to the movies.
And here he is our very own Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome, back, Rabbi.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Show Homie, homies.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Big show gang? Will you tell us?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Hey? Eight, wait a sec listen before we get started,
Can I say something?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I just want to thank you for that wonderful introduction.
Usually it's like, you know, here's this guy, what did
you see? Get out? But today you took time to
show the love, and from the bottom of my heart,
I just want to thank you all of you.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
For being so kind.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I just have one question, fire Away, who wrote it
for you? Nobody wrote that for me? That came from
my heart? Shut up?
Speaker 8 (12:08):
He did not.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I got here early today and took a few minutes
to write up a nice introduction for you.
Speaker 11 (12:14):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well then I'm touched. Hey what does ibulian mean?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
What did you say?
Speaker 11 (12:22):
I know it?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Well, it's been pretty slim pickings lately, but I did
see why I thought your listeners might be interested in.
Now you remember, like forty years ago when that movie
about the rock group came out?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
This is Spinach Trap or something like that? Spinal tap?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
No, but I had a kolonoscopy last year.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I guess you're talking about the sequel that's coming out.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeh, spinach trap too. We're not that yet.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There's something like that. Seems like after there's been a
lot long break and performing, the guys decide to do
a farewell concert and let's hope. So there's a lot
of movies that should have gotten a sequel. May I
say this ain't one of them. Ouch. I mean maybe
if they did it a couple decades ago, But now,
thede they look so old and that's coming from me,
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so old that Mick Jagger looked at him and said, damn,
their faces. Their faces look like catches. MIT's made out
of beef. Jerky oh Man, Howard a song? You call
that singing? Mel Tormay that's a singer. Jerry Vale, that's
a singer. Neil Diamond, that's a singer. This this is
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like karaoke night at the nursing home. When the first
one came out, My friends and I, Oh, we loved
it so much. We loved it so much we started
our own band.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Guns and Moses.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We suddled on that, but we also toyed around with
zz Dradel. I thought it was, you know, too jewish?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Is it funny?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
At least?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Much like my bladder it's hit and miss. But this
this too much of the time. It's like watching your
favorite uncle on life support.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
It's just sad. Is a cast any good?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, there's some cameo surprises. The guy that played Meatball
and the Charlie Bunkam Show is in there, and the
Geezers try. Oh, of all three of them, I think
my favorite is that that bass player, the little guy
with the big gray fu manshoe mustache played by Harry
Connick Jr.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Harry Shearer. Who you're thinking of? Harry Shearer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I thought that was the banana guy who got famous
yelling day Oh. That's Harry Belafonte. I thought that was
the guy that looked ninety since he was twenty.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
That's Harry Dean Santon.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I thought that the guy who could escape anything but appendicitis.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
That's Harry Houdini.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I thought that was the cowboy actor named after Japanese suicide.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's Harry Harry.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I thought that was the guy who needed a full
body wax and moved in with that nice family. That's
Harry and the Hendersons. So who am I thinking? Harry Shearer?
Did he ever make any other song than that damn Dale?
So what are you advanced? I think he missed the boat,
the banana boat, But I'm not following up with a
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song called Nitho. Who can't be topical?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Know the movie?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, you know it's worth a look for nostalgia sake.
I give it two and a half Yamaka's out of five.
It's not great, it's not terrible, but it's kind of depressing.
It's like watching Rick Flair try to dance. It makes
you uncomfortable, but you just can't look away. But maybe
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that's what turns you on. Maybe you like to watch
old timers last gasp of greatness, but you know what,
at least they did something with their lives. It's easy
to sit there and you have fed, but playing the
video game and waiting for your ship to come in.
Guess what, you're bastard. You're waiting at the wrong dock.
(16:21):
Your ship has sailed, and now all you got is
watching old timers and running your mouth when you can't
even hold down a shift and burger clowns not my words.
The clock is taking your miserable sack of crap. You
better get out there and do something with your life. Yeah, bastard,
of course there may be extenuating circumstances us to say
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God bless and don't forget to see them at night.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
It's cheaper, safely praised. You're lifted.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated spite of your
teeth and a song and your heart as long as
you buy their bloody grillin sauce, John Boy and Billy
on the Big.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Show, Faith and Begore. Good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
We're fun with the old Terminator here celebrating Linda Hamilton's
sixty ninth birthday.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
This dude bendy well.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
As you may have heard, there's a new Terminator movie
coming out next summer, and Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning.
Of course, Arnold's tad older than he was for the
first few movies. How are they gonna explain his altered
appearance is the big question right now. Nobody seems to
know for sure, but they'll probably figure something out. And
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there may be other differences you will notice about the
new Terminator since he's getting on in age, as they say,
for example, he may need a new catchphrase. And we're
here to help because you know, I'll be back and
hosta la vista baby might not be quite as intimidating
coming from an old guy. So here they are the
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top ten rejected new catchphrases for the next Terminator movie.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Number ten, You kids, get out of my yard. Number nine,
Pull up your Pancho hoodlum.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Number eight.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
On this music they listen to ease job nor.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Number seven. Now what did I come in here for?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Number six?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Who ate my last sneak of ice cream?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Bar?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Number five? Let's go to the cafeteria about four point thirty?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Number three gluten free? What the hell is gluten?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Number two? Look at this idiot? Hey, I'm not speeding up.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Go around, and the number one rejected new Terminator catchphrase.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'll be back. I have to pee again.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
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win you some in minutes. Where's our Friday morning song
sing along.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work this one. Sure.
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Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
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I hate work.
Speaker 12 (20:48):
I've been having a very fast day. Okay, here's.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Today.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Just do.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
She's gonna.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yeah, Okay, what work?
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Work, work, work, work, work, work work?
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Man?
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What are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (21:48):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Just have a life.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I mean, do you do anything.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Here's here's our fun. Right work work work? What work?
What work?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
What?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Giving me any.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Pal It's a brave man. I can party all is
and taste you as.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Buzz.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I'm five.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Am today.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Check page.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
What's works?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
All right? Man, hands righting the heart bad and we
are good to go. So let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
You need to review yesterday's question found out according to
a report from the f d A, it is currently
impossible to make a food product that is absolutely free
of this quote ingredientster insects. The ingredient insects. FDA allows
(24:03):
a jar peanut butter, for example, to contain eight point
four insect fragments per ounce, So try tough to try
to eat around them too. Ever, since yesterday's question, I
tried that home. OK, Today's John boyjepardy. Well, it seemed
like a good idea at the time. Of the US
(24:24):
homes that have one of these recreational items in them,
about seventy percent of them are never used.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
What are lawn darts?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Log darts in homes?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah, yeah, well you shouldn't do that anyway, But thanks
for the heads up.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told
free line we play do we go to the winter next?
(25:14):
Good morning? Hell, it's a big show. The radio Worlding
to your Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Our feature track for The Big Show mid Box j
d's Fall hunting season super sales. There's pre key word fall.
I hit that big box at the Big Show dot
com and right now let's li yes live across America.
It's John Boyjemity and now a man who says it's true.
(25:39):
Life does move fast. One minute you're young and cool,
the next minute you're reading online reviews about bird seed.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Please John wy I've never read birds will oh duck feed.
Let's see, hey, Don out of Glade Hill, Virginia, how
you doing this morning?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Fantastic prap Alright Don, Well.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
You got the first shot at John Boydgeviony. We're saying
it seemed like a good idea of the time. Of
the US homes that have one of these recreational items
in them, about seventy percent of them are never used.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
What you think?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh table? Oh?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
What Don says? Pool table? Pool table? Let's see.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
You got your by it.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
I know you have a pool table in your house.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
At your house, Uh, it's been a while since I
played too, but I do. Put my grandson up on it.
Let him throw the balls in the pocket. That's the best.
Don good work Barney, your bullsnot prize pack head up
the gladehill for you.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Fantastic thanks, thanks very much.
Speaker 12 (27:02):
Appreciate it all right, boy, ain't a jacket bottom of
the hour, top of.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You a new right on the other side. I remembering
Rayford for this Friday morning.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
Here we go kicking off another John, Boy and Billy show.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Rayford again.
Speaker 8 (27:53):
We've been pretty lucky when it comes to people getting
the flu influenza. Other people get the flu shot, I
guess is a saving.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Pretty lucky.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
But we're still here talk about the bird flu coming
our way and spreading all across the world. A pandemic,
they call it. Well, when the avian flu comes. If
it comes, you do the elbow bump. To the pantheon
of social arbiters who came up with the firm hand shape,
the formal bow, and the air kiss. Get ready to
add a new fashion God, the World Health Organization chief
(28:26):
advocate of the elbow bump. Experts say the only protection
most Americans will have is social distancing. But distancing also
encompasses less drastic measures like wearing face masks, staying out
of elevators, and the bump. Such stratagems, those experts say,
will rewrite the ways we interact, at least during the
(28:48):
weeks when the waves of influenza. Influenza are washing over us.
Influenza is more easily transmitted than AIDS, SARS, or even
bibonic plague, so the social revolution is likely to focus
on the most basic goal of all, keeping other people's
cooties at arm's length. The bump a simple touching of
elbows as a substitute for the filthy practice of shaking hands.
(29:11):
Notice that's their word. Filthy practice in which a person
who has politely sneezed into a palm then passes a
virus to other hands, whose owners then put a finger
in an eye or a pen and a mouth. The
bump breaks that change. Only a chain. Only a contortionist
can sneeze on his elbow. But you've noticed a lot
of people out there. They cough and seize the make
(29:34):
a make a fist in their right hand and cough
and sneeze into it. Never could figure why people did that.
Then they put that hand out there for you to
put your bare hand into. Doctor Michael Bell, Associate Director
for Infection Control at the Federal Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention has done the bump a few times already.
When he bowler breaks out in Africa, he's usually on
(29:55):
the team sent to fight it. I'll arrive on the tarmac,
stick out my hand to say hell hello, and someone
from the World Health Organization will say no, no, no, no,
we don't do that. We do the elbow bump. So
do the elbow bump, and perhaps other people can keep
their germs to themselves. Robert d Rayford, John Boy and
(30:17):
Billy Show, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
It's a big show on the radio for you. Fridays,
September twenty six. Alright, got scripts were in here, less act.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Hello friends, you're old Palt Bird Bird here with another
gullet grumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode show Me the Money. As our story opens, a
desperate woman is calling on God for help.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
God, Oh please, God, I need you hear me.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I can hear you on another planet. I can't believe
I gave you that voice. You and friend Dresser, what
a mistake. Okay, So tut's what's the daily?
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Finally, where have you been?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I've been begging for help for months.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
I made money, get.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A job next.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
I kept getting fired.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No, I'm in a tight spot.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Really, I've had to sell all my possessions just to
pay my bills.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So I prayed to you to.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Win the lottery. You ate a lot of paint chips
as you kids. Yet Zach zero, Well, you know, maybe
you're doing it wrong. Gimme, gimme, gimme doesn't really get it.
You know the side of the latter game. I beg
you let me win again. Say no, dice unempty just
(32:06):
like your head. What was that? Nothing you go on?
This is fascinating.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
So that brings us to today.
Speaker 12 (32:12):
I'm love down the street.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
My family has zowed me, and I'm started.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
I went out.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hold on a second, I'm gonna call BS on that
last one. You look like a Mickey D's Value menu customer.
Speaker 11 (32:22):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
This is the end.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
I can't go any further. If you don't let me
win the lottery, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I'm gonna end it. All that sounds rational, but listen,
there's something you need to know. I have heard your please,
I have listened instantly to your prayers, Big Neil. So
what I'm still sitting here with podcasts? You kind of
gotta meet me half way. What does that need? Well, honey,
at least by a damn ticket set. And how we
(32:56):
hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse. Nobody owe
me that tune in next time when we'll hear God's
crusty old prayer sorder say.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Hi, guys, this is Papa Francisco here, passion, desire, barbecue ribs.
Speaker 12 (33:18):
It could only be the Big Show with John Boy
and Billy.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Hey, d.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Ao morning.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
It's a big show on the radio. Yeah, I gotta
one of our Friday song sing along.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
Here in a second, I mean while you.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Hug your dog, or I'm gonna shout out to our boys.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Jive Mother, Mary Sherman Pratt.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
The Big Show. Bratt plays base for the band. They're
gonna be hitting the road man. We took them to
death for our boys and support of zz Tops Elevation
Tour this October. Gonna be in Barcoe, North Carolina, October
the second. Next week boys opening up Athens, Georgia, October
(34:32):
the fifth, Knoxville, Tennessee, October the seventh.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
You can also catch.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Him with Leonard skinnerd and Rowing o'kravids, North Carolina, Friday,
October the third.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Follow them on.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Social media Jive mother Mary check, jive Moothermary dot comfer
tickets and tour dates.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
You go get them.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Bored told Sherm to learn this one. It's a happy
boys song.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble ubb feeling in my bones, says I have my weed.
Bubble hubbubb. I'ma have to be boy. Ima hap to
be boy. Oh, we did good when things are going here?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
We hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car. Ubble hub hubbub of hubble.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
But it's guts in a box and put him in
a drawer.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Pubble a hubb Oh, i'ma have to be boy. I'm
happy boy. Oh and did good when things are going here?
We hey, hey, oh forgot all about it for.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
A month and a half. Hubbub a hubbo. I looked
into the drawer and started to laugh. Hubble hubbub of
hubbo because I'm beat boy, beat boy. Oh, good things here.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
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Show dot com. Hang on play for it in minutes. Well,
we got hands and off the couch this morning, a
kind of a special better call hands and I wanted
to get you up by the way.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Good morning, mister Terry Hanson. How are you buddy?
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Hello there everyone?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
How are you very good?
Speaker 12 (36:47):
Very good?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Terry's talking about h for your album Mater. You're gonna
go back and like help seniors out, give us some
guide us. Give a shout out to your album Mater.
I can't remember what it is right now.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
It's Ben Bennerdicton Bennedicton College and Atchison, Kansas.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
That's the boy.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
And I was talking about with Tayter. We were talking
about after knowing you for thirty six years. I pretty
much thought I heard at all, but UH got something
surprises me. And this might be something that you might
want to pass along to the senior. See that words.
Because you going to the pros out of coaching. It
wasn't as easy as I always thought, I don't know
(37:26):
if you made me think it was like that. I
just what I thought, because you just cruised through, you know,
the way you do. You never talked about it, but
talking about you, you struggled. So I wanted to hear
about that.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Buddy.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Well, you remember I wrote all those letters of the
Cardinals over the years, and I wanted to work in
pro sports.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
And then when I wasn't drafted baseball, I decided, well,
you know, I'll just go up there and try to
work in sports.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
So I had. I got to Rochester, New York. The
job I always one of the pro sports I got there, Johnny,
and I had no idea what to do. I didn't
have a clue. I mean, I got my job, but
now what do I do? I had not any PR classes,
I had no marketing classes, And for about three or
(38:16):
four days I was totally stressed out. I mean I
even thought about going back and see if I could
get my coaching job back. It was that severe. And
then I got a call from my major professor at
Southeast Missouri State. He was now a Trenton State College
in New Jersey, and he said to me, are you
(38:38):
hiring any interns. You know what, the notion never even
crossed my mom. I said, I said, I do, but
I don't have any money. So he sent a guy
up to Rochester to see me named Jerry Epstein, and
I was kind of nervous even meeting him. And so,
(38:58):
I mean, he's twenty two and I'm what are something
thirty something? And uh so we, uh we start talking
and I don't know what to telling and then suddenly
it hit me, Look, I'm a coach and he's the player.
I'm going to coach him like I coached players. And
(39:20):
I took coaching jobs after that one year in Rochester,
two in DC, five in Atlanta, seven and POINLYMDRA, and
twenty nine in Charlotte. And I got some coaching awards
and Emmy ACE Award in a Hall of Fame. But
you know what, it's, uh, it's just something that I
(39:41):
really really enjoyed, had great clients over the years. And
I tell you what, I feel like I've been doing though.
I feel like I've been on roller skates going down
a deep hill.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
This So why is that?
Speaker 6 (39:59):
Well? Oh, I mean, I I went into things and
I didn't know I was gonna turn.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Out well, that's kind of been your whole life and career.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
I mean, you've basically stepped in a hole and ended up,
you know, being the lead man at just about every job.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
There's such a thing called the impostor syndrome. I don't know,
but yeah, listen, I've been blessed.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yeah, awesomebody.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yeah, man, don't say that, y'all. Pay attention to Maurice.
I know it's Morris, my dear, Love you, buddy. We'll
catch you up a little later again, all right, Bud.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
I love your bag.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
All right, my boy. That has Mester Hanson and he's
Saint Louis. Well that's where he grew up. I think
he's moved on the other side of the tracks. Now, okay, okay,
well let's play Beating the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, David, you stay right down your side.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
You get on up one eight hundred big show. You
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