October 1, 2025 • 39 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest updates of the weirdos in Hollywood with Tatertainment News report.. - The Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes to the pulpit to condemn people claiming to find the image of Jesus on various objects… - The Grumpy Old Man expands on his list of reasons for hating Pumpkin Spice.. - Mad Max says the ultimate insult to pumpkins is the Dude Wipes Pumpkin Spice.. - and will wrap things up with Sherman Pratt on The Kids Menu…
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as long as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce,
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Speaker 4 (01:00):
Can do the news, loving Adam, get up, Get up
in the stand.
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Before the sun comes up. Wear some old clothes.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Don't put any of that high karate on after you
if you shave this morning. Wow, Yeah about that. I'm
not gonna say what season's in where we are, because
on seasons have different times depending on the geography, even
in your your whole state. Usually I know when i's
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we got like three zones.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
You're gonna say it anyway, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All right there?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So I can tell you what national days that were
kicking off here on this October the first it's National
Jiffy Mix Day. Jeffy I think of peanut butter mix.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like trail mix. Jeff is peanut butter, not jiff I
know it's a Jeffy Mix day? Is it Jiffy Pop?
I don't know. I'm asking you. It is corn.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
It's corn bread. You two, if you cook, you know
what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But all we ever heard ever since COVID but you
taken Oh well, Dalen Ramsey's course, what's his name? The
cook cheff, Chef Ramsey cors are.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
All about cooking. So same way to go, jagged corn bread,
a bragg.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
And a little bit of oil.
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I put a tiny bit of sugar in it and
put a little grease in your pan and in the oven.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's so good.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's like he said, a box to cheat, cheat.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was a mix.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Nobody looked at me and said, hey, Martha store.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's awesome. All right, good that want some corn bread?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I will make you some.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
John boy, well, uh, it is National Pumpkin Seed Day,
and of course it is National Pumpkin Spice Day.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They have their old day.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Besides they're on season. Boy, that has been forced on
us for a while here, and that is the legs
of the Big Show this morning on National Pumpkin Spice
Day with Mad Max, Grumpy old Man and surprises. As
we keep going, all right, awesome, we're awake. Big shows
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on a radio, Good morning, Big shows on a radio
talking about hunting season getting in stand.
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George down on the coast Man. You know he knows
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he ain't never seen nothing like happy herd pictures.
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Never The bear tore the feeder down trying to get
to it.
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That was it.
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Wow, all right, good deal, All right, well let's get
you ready to win it when our three dates in history,
we're going to categories. Twenty nineteen, a law allowing teachers
to carry guns and schools came into effect in the
state of Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
There you go. I don't know why they don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
More trained, you know, No, not everybody will be comfortable,
you know, arming themselves like that. But there are there
are a lot that are I know, the best shots
I know Richard Richard Tyson math teacher.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right to go, go, Richie. Training is key.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So twenty nineteen as well, Prince Harry the Duke of
Suckett and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. Yeah, sue British newspaper
The Mail on Sunday, claiming that publish Meghan's private letters.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
EU.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So you remember what that was about taxon. I don't
know the private letter.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
It was salacious, I bet it was, but she said
a lot of things about the royals right.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Twenty twenty one, rock singer David Lee Roth announced his retirement.
It will follow a five concert residency in Las Vegas
in January twenty twenty two. All right, there you go.
He's a little old thing too. We were we were
a little sweet with him and telling.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Me the records.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I mean, dog was hanging out the sweet How you doing?
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Had didn't tight pants? He were dancing all around.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Wow, he's doing high kicks and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Johnny wandered into the wrong room. He was trying to
build a fire for him.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh well, there's the categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line, come on, play out bursts next.
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All morning.
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I know.
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It was a math teacher.
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Uh huh, old Jerry, all right there with God.
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Let's play.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John boy, and give the prizes from the big prize.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun playing out. Have them marry up and
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big shots.
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Say ha, a gym from Gasburn, Virginia.
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We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Good morning, Jim, what's going on going on?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Hey man, you are welcome in here. Jim, how's everything
so far?
Speaker 11 (07:35):
I can't complain.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
I made it, made it through another day of school.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Some buddy, Well, Jim, let's uh, let's get you going.
We're here with some teachers in the classroom talking about school.
Give us three things that teachers have in the classroom. Ready,
computer computers, bulletin boards in the desk.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bam. All right, now we need three things you keep private. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Passwords, financial records, family secrets, and pictures of my.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Life the bonus. All right, I got out of curiosity.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Let's talk boring.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Right, Well, let's get you through here. Give us three
singers that have retired. Ready go, David Lee Ross, members
of the Beatles, and Elton John.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, I learned something tighter. You looked up? Did you
know that John retired?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I knew he was on that my final tour for
like three years, so I imagine he's already returned.
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Did you hear he got new kneecaps and he had
his biological new old knee caps. He had them plated
and made into jewelry.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Not kidding you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So he he wore out an right, I'm not gonna
touch it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm not I want to touch that one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You try, doctor, all right? Yeah, well that's that's what
he said. So all right, jam you hang on, buddy Jack,
your hook up with a happy herd, it's gold.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm not gonna touch that one.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Is he still with we're talking about Elton retiring with
new kneecaps?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do you still got to stay married?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Be married to s Mary?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah? We go again.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
Robert Y on The John Boyne Billy Show, darting things
off here with things that people send me. Person in
Mary in North Carolina likes philosophy.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
JW.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Sends me a paperback book Schopenhauer in ninety minutes says
he reminds said that Schopenhauer reminds him of me. Old
Schopenhauer was a croshety old old German guy lived seventeen
eighty eight eighteen sixty, so croshety that he was known
as the philosopher philosopher of pessimism. Most of these old
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philosophers spoke in gibberish, but once in a while a
pithy statement will come through, like my favorite from Schopenhauer
that you can determine a person's intelligence and inverse proportion
to his tolerance of noise. In other words, if you
can tolerate noise, you must be a blockhead. I was
telling my Greek philosopher Gus Katsanos about Schopenhauer. He says
(10:58):
he thought a lot like chop hour than I laid
some more Schopenhauer on him and the book by the
way the man sent me, which Gus still has. Here's
one money is human happiness. In theory, anyone who is
no longer capable of actual happiness, longs for money. Think
on that and this one. If you want to know
your true feelings towards someone, note the immediate impression made
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on you by the arrival of an unexpected letter from
him or her. Think on that. Gus and I got
in deep thought on it. How you get this unexpected letter?
Name and return address on the outside says it's from
Jim Jones. And you look at it, and you remember
Jim Jones, the person you hadn't seen in a long time,
and you wonder what Jim Jones wants.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
See.
Speaker 13 (11:41):
People are always wanting something when they send you a letter,
Maybe not some material thing. Maybe it's love they want,
or a confession or hey, I got a deal for you.
To see what goes through our mind when you get
an unexpected letter about when one comes from the internal
Revenue Service, your true feelings toward them will come out
real quick. Chaupenhauer regards the world in our life in
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It as a bad joke, which makes as much sense
as what the preachers try to tell us it is.
Chaupenhauer didn't think much of women, apparently, wasn't queered, and
a lot of horror and around he says only a
male intellect clouded by sexual desire could call the stunted,
narrow shouldered, broad hipped, and short legged sex the fair sex.
(12:24):
After a long philosophical discussion of Schopenhauer, Gus and I
decided another of CHOP's contemporaries, Ludwig Litzenstein, put it best
when he said, about which we cannot speak, we must
remain silent. Well, then, why were all these philosophers speaking
so much? Even makes me wonder?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Robert D.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Rayford, Philosopher at large, on the John, Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Good morning, it's a big shon the radio about twenty
minutes away from Tayertainment News. We're gonna find out all
about Elton John's kneecap jewelry. You can't hide money.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
Oh, usually it's after you've already passed.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The jewelry's made out of you.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Let's see if you can hide funny. Well, I had
something else for the slot, but astro Nerd, I mean joke,
Nerd call me in a panic. Apparently he's got some
big gig and he really needs to workshop some material.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So Nerd, what's the story?
Speaker 14 (13:50):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
JB.
Speaker 14 (13:51):
Well, I got a call from some woman about performing
for their big diet conference. It's called Mission slim Possible.
That sounds like a pretty big d oh. They got
a bunch of sponsors, no way, Jose Vegan, Mexican Restaurant,
the Gladdy Eaters, big Gals, Gym and Fitness and fit
happens home workouts.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's kind of a big deal. How'd you get this gig?
They dumped Bill Burr? They dumped Bill Burr why They
saw his act and they replaced Bill Burr with you.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
I believe the phrase is and how out? So now
I got to come up with some new material. Have
you got a minute?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why not? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your headliner joke.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Nerd whack a whack a whacka Are you gonna open
with that? My other choice was suck bitches? Oh yeah,
go with that, thanks job suck bitches. Evening, Ladies, So
you are all on a diet?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
You know?
Speaker 14 (14:52):
I used to have a weight problem. Then she left me.
Drum guys new Yeah, my ex wife. She was sweetish,
sugar and twice as lumpy. Did I mention my drum
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guys knew Over the years she more than kept her
girlish figure. She doubled it. This lady knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
So I tried to tell her.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
I said, honey, if you cheat on your diet, you
gain it in the end, the rear end, that is.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I knew that was a winner.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
She said, how am I supposed to lose weight?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I said, try skipping?
Speaker 14 (15:43):
She said really, I said, yeah, lunch, dinner and in
between male snacks.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
He's picking it up.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
She's not a great cook, for one thing, but her
TV dinner's melt in your mouth. I wish she'd defrost
them once in a while.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Heio.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
She was looking in the mirror one day. I think
I need to lose weight. I said, go to the
paint store. I hear you can get thinner there. Paint thinner,
that is, in case there's no d I wise out there.
I've learned to let the room settle. I came home
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one night. She said, I made you an eight coarse meal.
It was a seven layer cake and coffee. Hey, that's
not on the diet. Roasted these days, going on a diet, really,
isn't that difficult. Just eat what you can afford. I'll
have the tap water special. Thank you, mic Drop. You
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know what diet stands for don't you did I eat that?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Man?
Speaker 14 (17:04):
This guy's reading my mind. I told my wife, just
eat three meals a day. She said, okay, but how
many at night? She doesn't get it. One day she
burned three thousand calories. She fell asleep while the brownies
were in the oven. Face, But she does try. She
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doesn't crunches twice a day. Captain in the morning and
Nestle and my.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
They kind of rocked themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I told her, you need to adopt a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
So she parked the car and went inside to get
the donuts instead of using the drive through.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It's not working.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Hold on a second, Joe Ner. Now, these women are
all on a weight loss journey.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Correct that lot of good it'll do them.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
I just came up with that, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I think this material is a little insensitive. Now I
think you need to go in another direction.
Speaker 14 (18:10):
Oh come on, JB yet, now you tell me why
didn't you stop me sooner?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I was on the phone a guy called me about
my sending car. Warrnty stealing.
Speaker 14 (18:22):
Back to the drawing board. But this is a good start.
So when's a good in an hour? I guess I'll
have to wing it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
They're gonna eat you alive.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Oh that's it, cannibal joke.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Jb You are a liftab Later.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
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Speaker 9 (21:06):
All right, this was a spinning around the studio. I
thought I would give you more in depth information about
Elton John and his bamn knees.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right, el John and his knees. Okay.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Elton shared how he turned his knee caps into wearable
fashion in his new documentary titled Touched by Gold.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
The short out documentary was released by World Gold Council,
and it features the singer, seventy eight years old, discussing
how his life has been you know, touched to unique
and fascinating ways by the valuable metal gold. Okay, So John,
who underwent a double knee replacement in twenty four, was
joined by jewelry designer Theophano, who detailed the process of
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turning John's joints into jewelry.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, you know Snoop Dogg going to.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Driving, So John John said, when I had my day
capes removed about Australian and left one was first, then
the right, and I asked my surgeon and if I
could keep the knee caps, which he was rather startled about,
and then I called you talking to the jeweler, and
then he's the jeweler respotted.
Speaker 16 (22:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
We had to bake them to dry them out. Then
they get raw like palmice stone.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
They're very porous, and so we had to paint them
with acetate and then just polish them up.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
All right, knee caps. And the jewelry is like.
Speaker 17 (22:23):
Earrings and necklace, a brooch inlace could be a brooch.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't know, that's kind of weird. It is very
I mean, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Who do you give it to? I love you. Here's
my knee cap.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I mean.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
The only thing funny about it is is in the
headline Elton John wore out his knee caps.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Now, now I will share.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
I will share that my my dad had gold caps
back when they did gold caps instead of the.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
No no, no, I'm sorry. I'm talking about teeth.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Teeth, so gold teeth, and so they had to remove
him to put the new and improved.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Caps on, and he asked for them and he had
them made into a nugget.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
And my mom wored around her neck.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Now, well, that's pretty good. You don't want to away?
I was going, right, yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
All right, I thought that was weird, but y'all thought
it was great.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
So cool, look at look at Mark's teeth on month's neck.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Probably not the first of you do you doing?
Speaker 9 (23:29):
Super Bowl sixty half time performer has been announced.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It is going to be Puerto Rican singer Bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I was wonder, yeah, who was sitting on the gold
post when they announced it during the during the ball game.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Bad Bunny.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
It's very popular with the kids.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
He has released six albums for them have topped the
Billboard charts, including this year's I Can't, I Don't I
Should Have Taken More Photos as the title of it
in Spanish. This summer, he played a thirty d eight
residency in Puerto Rico. Let's see, he appeared in two
films this summer, Happy Gilmour Too and I've Lost You guys.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
But all right, so bad Bunny is going to be
your halftime.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
So he was on a commercial with Snoop Dogg a
couple of years ago already, so he's been popular for
a while.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Yeah, and he was on a couple a couple of
Saturay night live skits.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
He was very funny.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So let's see how he scenes.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
How he does his well, what is it like twenty
seven minutes or if that seventeen minutes.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
And Taylor Swift. Today marks the show Girl's Week. The
Life of a show Girl arrives after midnight on the
morning of Friday, October.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Third to your movie Theaters. Movie theaters are screening the
official release party of a show Girl throughout the weekend,
and box office revenue is predicted to reach forty five
million on its opening day. And she receives I think
it said fifty of the ticket.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, So it's basically a concert that was filmed and
now it's gonna be yes in the movie with.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Other like behind the scenes stuff.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
But yeah, a lot of artists as a do that
now instead of doing videos and concerts, they'll just do
a movie. Miley Cyrus did one like that too. Just
go see me in the theater that you can.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hang out with a bunch of swifties in the movie
theater and eat popcorn.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I bet they'll be merchandise. I bet they'll be merchandise.
Very genius.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
All right, damn well, let me know how it goes
in there, call me there, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy your review yesterday's question. We
found out the average American almost always has at least
one of these metal objects near by, even though I
hadn't use it for well over a year.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Many cases have no idea. What is ford?
Speaker 6 (25:37):
What are keys?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah? This go keys? All right? Well?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy? Despite having a very limited
and very specific purpose. The average American woman will have
accumulated three of these by the time she turns thirty five?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
What are Loser?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Boyfriends?
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Little Load?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred? Big show you told
free line? We go to together? Whether we play John
Boy jepardary next.
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Play Chills live across America.
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It's John Boy, Jeminy and now a man who wonders
is it just him or do other people get up
in the morning, look in the mirror and think, well,
that can't be right.
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He's John boyd.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
As they had a Robert out of Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Good morning, Robert.
Speaker 18 (27:15):
Morning, this evening, bless your yard, graveyard and third shifting
what you're doing there, Robert, your name is jail here here?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh yeah, I will tell you what man?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right, Robert, John you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Okay, okay, later trying to keep up, trying,
uh so, Robert. Despite having a very limited and very
specific purpose, the average American woman will have accumulated three
of these by the time she turns thirty five.
Speaker 18 (27:59):
Bible dress.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Those are too many husbands.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Talk about bridal dresses. Too many husbands. Let's all right,
going out there in the survey. Yeahs enough, man, like
there are bridal dresses, brides maids, dresses, brides maids.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yes, how many of you? Wait? When were Robert?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I'm gonna get your account A minute, man, A five, Yeah,
I've been married.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I stayed the hell way from that.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
They throw the fat bouquet at me and I'm running
out the door.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, you know, the guys are not supposed to catch
the bouquet. You probably shouldn't have been horning in on
the bride's maids. That's that's usually a girl, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Maybe he was at a funeral.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I will get hit.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I might throw pie from.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
All right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Well, hi, Robert, you got your prize back. Head over
to Greensboro Jackie. He's all yours.
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Thank you, By the many hours.
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Oboo news on the other.
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Side of time, capsule mark October the first.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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You remember that story.
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I told him boys play a little league and uh,
I had had gas, So I'm afraid I was going
to go to the bathroom.
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Uh huh.
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So I wasn't swing at the ball, so luckily I
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So they walked me. So my trotting down first Baysline.
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I made it all right, got mare once I gotten
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Enough, and then he scored.
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The little sick k at the hospital said, not only
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I had a little kid in the little league that
I coached years. He was nine, and he used to
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then his pantsy get dirty. It hadn't rained a week,
and this kid had a much fire in front.
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Of his pants every every game. And today that man
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on the radio.
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Wednesday morning, October the Thursday would go, good morning Meg.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Yo, Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all are beloved friends. I turn radio land as
there's a reverend. Billy Ray Collins from his Sword and
Josh were independent poll gospel Finnicostial Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the front Drod Friends I've been
having some trouble with my car lately, so I've seen
(32:05):
quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic down at
the Buick place the other day. That went in there,
and he says, oh, preacher, I told my brother down
in Georgia about you. He sent you something out of
the newspaper down there. He handed it to me. I'm
looking at the headline was sacred name seen in Avery
Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go
(32:28):
started reading the boy down in Noonlan Georgia was taking
him a shower one morning and had a religious revelation
right there in his bathroom. Says here. He looked down
and the swirling pattern in his stone shower tiel appeared
to spell out the name Jesus. Well now, says Nick,
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called his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Says here. He was raised the Presbyterian, and he says
he had to think real hard before he told anybody
else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterian
book anyway. Nick says, for now the tie will remain
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in the shower stall, but the time may come when
he decides to put it in a place where it
could be viewed by the public. It's something special, he says.
If we decide it could benefit other people, we might
do it. Oh, onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says,
what you hug about that, preacher? I said, well, I
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think it's a bunch of holy fied horse market. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all them
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's ruins.
This here ain't nothing but a pigment of this fella's imagination.
Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering with Jesus,
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I perceive he ain't real active in his church. And
the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't even
look like it's spelled out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the J
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap
scum prayers. I about had it with all this religious
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relic nonsense. Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says
they found a peanut. It looks like the Virgin marrier.
They got a door ding in the pickup truck in
shape just like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some
kind of sanctified game of Where's walder? Have you ever
noticed with these so called miracles, it seems like the
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tension always goes to the shar tile or the door
ding instead of the Lord. Oh, but you can show
enough to all crowd with that mess. All kind of
folks will turn out to see Saint Peter's face on
the side of a puff tart, you know who, because
they ain't got to worry about a puff tart. Tell
them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you
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get all the thrills of religion when nobody he calls
you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why folks
watch on him so called religious drammers on television, Hollywood
holiness like you know, Highway to Heaven and Touched by
Angel and what now? Tell you what? Where a bunch
of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood showed us
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love to talk about heaven, don't they now? Friends, Don't
get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the power
to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too. I
just don't think the shower stall in some Georgia Presbyterians
bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
You know, I was just reading a real good book
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on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended Holly. You
might've heard of it. It's called the Bible, and the
Bible says a wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign.
Oh does that sound like anybody you know? Friends? Lord
does want to reveal itself to you, anybody. He ain't
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burnt into the side of some English muffin that's up
for sale on the e day. Come let it tell
you how to find a bill this Sunday morning at
eleven o'clock a m at the Sword of Joshua Independent
for Gospel of Pennycostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three. Oh,
it's here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
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time to turn so you don't burn all right, you're on, boy,
and Billy, Yes, y'all keep them straight up.
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Before the sun comes up. Wear some old clothes.
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Don't put any of that high karate on after you
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on seasons have different times depending on the geography, even
in your your whole state. Usually I know when i's
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we got like three zones.
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You're gonna say it anyway, aren't you?
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All right there?
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So I can tell you what national days that were
kicking off here on this October the first it's National
Jiffy Mix Day. Jeffy I think of peanut butter mix.
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Like trail mix. Jeff is peanut butter, not jiff I
know it's a Jeffy Mix day? Is it Jiffy Pop?
I don't know. I'm asking you. It is corn.
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It's corn bread. You two, if you cook, you know
what it is.
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But all we ever heard ever since COVID but you
taken Oh well, Dalen Ramsey's course, what's his name? The
cook cheff, Chef Ramsey cors are.
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All about cooking. So same way to go, jagged corn bread,
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And a little bit of oil.
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I put a tiny bit of sugar in it and
put a little grease in your pan and in the oven.
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It's so good.
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It's like he said, a box to cheat, cheat.
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It was a mix.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Nobody looked at me and said, hey, Martha store.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's awesome. All right, good that want some corn bread?
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I will make you some.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
John boy, well, uh, it is National Pumpkin Seed Day,
and of course it is National Pumpkin Spice Day.
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They have their old day.
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Besides they're on season. Boy, that has been forced on
us for a while here, and that is the legs
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Day with Mad Max, Grumpy old Man and surprises. As
we keep going, all right, awesome, we're awake. Big shows
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on a radio, Good morning, Big shows on a radio
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Never The bear tore the feeder down trying to get
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Wow, all right, good deal, All right, well let's get
you ready to win it when our three dates in history,
we're going to categories. Twenty nineteen, a law allowing teachers
to carry guns and schools came into effect in the
state of Florida.
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There you go. I don't know why they don't do that.
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More trained, you know, No, not everybody will be comfortable,
you know, arming themselves like that. But there are there
are a lot that are I know, the best shots
I know Richard Richard Tyson math teacher.
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All right to go, go, Richie. Training is key.
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So twenty nineteen as well, Prince Harry the Duke of
Suckett and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. Yeah, sue British newspaper
The Mail on Sunday, claiming that publish Meghan's private letters.
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EU.
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So you remember what that was about taxon. I don't
know the private letter.
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It was salacious, I bet it was, but she said
a lot of things about the royals right.
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Twenty twenty one, rock singer David Lee Roth announced his retirement.
It will follow a five concert residency in Las Vegas
in January twenty twenty two. All right, there you go.
He's a little old thing too. We were we were
a little sweet with him and telling.
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Me the records.
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I mean, dog was hanging out the sweet How you doing?
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Had didn't tight pants? He were dancing all around.
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Wow, he's doing high kicks and everything.
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Johnny wandered into the wrong room. He was trying to
build a fire for him.
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Oh well, there's the categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line, come on, play out bursts next.
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I know.
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It was a math teacher.
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Uh huh, old Jerry, all right there with God.
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Let's play.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John boy, and give the prizes from the big prize.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun playing out. Have them marry up and
guess time you love the best time you have a
big shots.
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Say ha, a gym from Gasburn, Virginia.
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We shot.
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Good morning, Jim, what's going on going on?
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Guys?
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Hey man, you are welcome in here. Jim, how's everything
so far?
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I can't complain.
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I made it, made it through another day of school.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Some buddy, Well, Jim, let's uh, let's get you going.
We're here with some teachers in the classroom talking about school.
Give us three things that teachers have in the classroom. Ready,
computer computers, bulletin boards in the desk.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Bam. All right, now we need three things you keep private. Ready, go.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Passwords, financial records, family secrets, and pictures of my.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Life the bonus. All right, I got out of curiosity.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Let's talk boring.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Right, Well, let's get you through here. Give us three
singers that have retired. Ready go, David Lee Ross, members
of the Beatles, and Elton John.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, I learned something tighter. You looked up? Did you
know that John retired?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Pretty cool?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:36):
I knew he was on that my final tour for
like three years, so I imagine he's already returned.
Speaker 12 (08:42):
Did you hear he got new kneecaps and he had
his biological new old knee caps. He had them plated
and made into jewelry.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Not kidding you.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So he he wore out an right, I'm not gonna
touch it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm not I want to touch that one.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You try, doctor, all right? Yeah, well that's that's what
he said. So all right, jam you hang on, buddy Jack,
your hook up with a happy herd, it's gold.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm not gonna touch that one.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Is he still with we're talking about Elton retiring with
new kneecaps?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do you still got to stay married?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Be married to s Mary?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah? We go again.
Speaker 13 (10:05):
Robert Y on The John Boyne Billy Show, darting things
off here with things that people send me. Person in
Mary in North Carolina likes philosophy.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
JW.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
Sends me a paperback book Schopenhauer in ninety minutes says
he reminds said that Schopenhauer reminds him of me. Old
Schopenhauer was a croshety old old German guy lived seventeen
eighty eight eighteen sixty, so croshety that he was known
as the philosopher philosopher of pessimism. Most of these old
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philosophers spoke in gibberish, but once in a while a
pithy statement will come through, like my favorite from Schopenhauer
that you can determine a person's intelligence and inverse proportion
to his tolerance of noise. In other words, if you
can tolerate noise, you must be a blockhead. I was
telling my Greek philosopher Gus Katsanos about Schopenhauer. He says
(10:58):
he thought a lot like chop hour than I laid
some more Schopenhauer on him and the book by the
way the man sent me, which Gus still has. Here's
one money is human happiness. In theory, anyone who is
no longer capable of actual happiness, longs for money. Think
on that and this one. If you want to know
your true feelings towards someone, note the immediate impression made
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on you by the arrival of an unexpected letter from
him or her. Think on that. Gus and I got
in deep thought on it. How you get this unexpected letter?
Name and return address on the outside says it's from
Jim Jones. And you look at it, and you remember
Jim Jones, the person you hadn't seen in a long time,
and you wonder what Jim Jones wants.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
See.
Speaker 13 (11:41):
People are always wanting something when they send you a letter,
Maybe not some material thing. Maybe it's love they want,
or a confession or hey, I got a deal for you.
To see what goes through our mind when you get
an unexpected letter about when one comes from the internal
Revenue Service, your true feelings toward them will come out
real quick. Chaupenhauer regards the world in our life in
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It as a bad joke, which makes as much sense
as what the preachers try to tell us it is.
Chaupenhauer didn't think much of women, apparently, wasn't queered, and
a lot of horror and around he says only a
male intellect clouded by sexual desire could call the stunted,
narrow shouldered, broad hipped, and short legged sex the fair sex.
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After a long philosophical discussion of Schopenhauer, Gus and I
decided another of CHOP's contemporaries, Ludwig Litzenstein, put it best
when he said, about which we cannot speak, we must
remain silent. Well, then, why were all these philosophers speaking
so much? Even makes me wonder?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Robert D.
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Rayford, Philosopher at large, on the John, Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Good morning, it's a big shon the radio about twenty
minutes away from Tayertainment News. We're gonna find out all
about Elton John's kneecap jewelry. You can't hide money.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
Oh, usually it's after you've already passed.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
The jewelry's made out of you.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Let's see if you can hide funny. Well, I had
something else for the slot, but astro Nerd, I mean joke,
Nerd call me in a panic. Apparently he's got some
big gig and he really needs to workshop some material.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So Nerd, what's the story?
Speaker 14 (13:50):
Thanks?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
JB.
Speaker 14 (13:51):
Well, I got a call from some woman about performing
for their big diet conference. It's called Mission slim Possible.
That sounds like a pretty big d oh. They got
a bunch of sponsors, no way, Jose Vegan, Mexican Restaurant,
the Gladdy Eaters, big Gals, Gym and Fitness and fit
happens home workouts.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's kind of a big deal. How'd you get this gig?
They dumped Bill Burr? They dumped Bill Burr why They
saw his act and they replaced Bill Burr with you.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
I believe the phrase is and how out? So now
I got to come up with some new material. Have
you got a minute?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why not? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your headliner joke.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Nerd whack a whack a whacka Are you gonna open
with that? My other choice was suck bitches? Oh yeah,
go with that, thanks job suck bitches. Evening, Ladies, So
you are all on a diet?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (14:52):
You know?
Speaker 14 (14:52):
I used to have a weight problem. Then she left me.
Drum guys new Yeah, my ex wife. She was sweetish,
sugar and twice as lumpy. Did I mention my drum
(15:13):
guys knew Over the years she more than kept her
girlish figure. She doubled it. This lady knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
So I tried to tell her.
Speaker 14 (15:27):
I said, honey, if you cheat on your diet, you
gain it in the end, the rear end, that is.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I knew that was a winner.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
She said, how am I supposed to lose weight?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I said, try skipping?
Speaker 14 (15:43):
She said really, I said, yeah, lunch, dinner and in
between male snacks.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
He's picking it up.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
She's not a great cook, for one thing, but her
TV dinner's melt in your mouth. I wish she'd defrost
them once in a while.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Heio.
Speaker 14 (16:06):
She was looking in the mirror one day. I think
I need to lose weight. I said, go to the
paint store. I hear you can get thinner there. Paint thinner,
that is, in case there's no d I wise out there.
I've learned to let the room settle. I came home
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one night. She said, I made you an eight coarse meal.
It was a seven layer cake and coffee. Hey, that's
not on the diet. Roasted these days, going on a diet, really,
isn't that difficult. Just eat what you can afford. I'll
have the tap water special. Thank you, mic Drop. You
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know what diet stands for don't you did I eat that?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Man?
Speaker 14 (17:04):
This guy's reading my mind. I told my wife, just
eat three meals a day. She said, okay, but how
many at night? She doesn't get it. One day she
burned three thousand calories. She fell asleep while the brownies
were in the oven. Face, But she does try. She
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doesn't crunches twice a day. Captain in the morning and
Nestle and my.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
They kind of rocked themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I told her, you need to adopt a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
So she parked the car and went inside to get
the donuts instead of using the drive through.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It's not working.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Hold on a second, Joe Ner. Now, these women are
all on a weight loss journey.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Correct that lot of good it'll do them.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
I just came up with that, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I think this material is a little insensitive. Now I
think you need to go in another direction.
Speaker 14 (18:10):
Oh come on, JB yet, now you tell me why
didn't you stop me sooner?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I was on the phone a guy called me about
my sending car. Warrnty stealing.
Speaker 14 (18:22):
Back to the drawing board. But this is a good start.
So when's a good in an hour? I guess I'll
have to wing it.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
They're gonna eat you alive.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Oh that's it, cannibal joke.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Jb You are a liftab Later.
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John her House, This makes show on the radio, John
Bop Been and tender Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening,
Hi a pal.
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On Sunday in Athens, Georgia, and in Knoxville, Tennessee next Tuesday,
October seventh, also catching with Leonard Skinner and Rowingo grab
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Go huh. Next Shoe rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows
on the radio. Coming up.
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We played John Boy Jepardy. Somebody will win a hat,
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Just click the banner when he hit the Big Show
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It's time for Taylor of News and the Weird world
of Hollywood. Here's that girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
All right, this was a spinning around the studio. I
thought I would give you more in depth information about
Elton John and his bamn knees.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right, el John and his knees. Okay.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Elton shared how he turned his knee caps into wearable
fashion in his new documentary titled Touched by Gold.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
The short out documentary was released by World Gold Council,
and it features the singer, seventy eight years old, discussing
how his life has been you know, touched to unique
and fascinating ways by the valuable metal gold. Okay, So John,
who underwent a double knee replacement in twenty four, was
joined by jewelry designer Theophano, who detailed the process of
(21:45):
turning John's joints into jewelry.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, you know Snoop Dogg going to.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Driving, So John John said, when I had my day
capes removed about Australian and left one was first, then
the right, and I asked my surgeon and if I
could keep the knee caps, which he was rather startled about,
and then I called you talking to the jeweler, and
then he's the jeweler respotted.
Speaker 16 (22:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
We had to bake them to dry them out. Then
they get raw like palmice stone.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
They're very porous, and so we had to paint them
with acetate and then just polish them up.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
All right, knee caps. And the jewelry is like.
Speaker 17 (22:23):
Earrings and necklace, a brooch inlace could be a brooch.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't know, that's kind of weird. It is very
I mean, you know.
Speaker 6 (22:37):
Who do you give it to? I love you. Here's
my knee cap.
Speaker 10 (22:40):
I mean.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
The only thing funny about it is is in the
headline Elton John wore out his knee caps.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Now, now I will share.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
I will share that my my dad had gold caps
back when they did gold caps instead of the.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
No no, no, I'm sorry. I'm talking about teeth.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Teeth, so gold teeth, and so they had to remove
him to put the new and improved.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Caps on, and he asked for them and he had
them made into a nugget.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
And my mom wored around her neck.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Now, well, that's pretty good. You don't want to away?
I was going, right, yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
All right, I thought that was weird, but y'all thought
it was great.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
So cool, look at look at Mark's teeth on month's neck.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Probably not the first of you do you doing?
Speaker 9 (23:29):
Super Bowl sixty half time performer has been announced.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It is going to be Puerto Rican singer Bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
I was wonder, yeah, who was sitting on the gold
post when they announced it during the during the ball game.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Bad Bunny.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
It's very popular with the kids.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
He has released six albums for them have topped the
Billboard charts, including this year's I Can't, I Don't I
Should Have Taken More Photos as the title of it
in Spanish. This summer, he played a thirty d eight
residency in Puerto Rico. Let's see, he appeared in two
films this summer, Happy Gilmour Too and I've Lost You guys.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
But all right, so bad Bunny is going to be
your halftime.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
So he was on a commercial with Snoop Dogg a
couple of years ago already, so he's been popular for
a while.
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Yeah, and he was on a couple a couple of
Saturay night live skits.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
He was very funny.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So let's see how he scenes.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
How he does his well, what is it like twenty
seven minutes or if that seventeen minutes.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
And Taylor Swift. Today marks the show Girl's Week. The
Life of a show Girl arrives after midnight on the
morning of Friday, October.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Third to your movie Theaters. Movie theaters are screening the
official release party of a show Girl throughout the weekend,
and box office revenue is predicted to reach forty five
million on its opening day. And she receives I think
it said fifty of the ticket.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Okay, So it's basically a concert that was filmed and
now it's gonna be yes in the movie with.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Other like behind the scenes stuff.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
But yeah, a lot of artists as a do that
now instead of doing videos and concerts, they'll just do
a movie. Miley Cyrus did one like that too. Just
go see me in the theater that you can.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hang out with a bunch of swifties in the movie
theater and eat popcorn.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I bet they'll be merchandise. I bet they'll be merchandise.
Very genius.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
All right, damn well, let me know how it goes
in there, call me there, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy your review yesterday's question. We
found out the average American almost always has at least
one of these metal objects near by, even though I
hadn't use it for well over a year.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Many cases have no idea. What is ford?
Speaker 6 (25:37):
What are keys?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah? This go keys? All right? Well?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy? Despite having a very limited
and very specific purpose. The average American woman will have
accumulated three of these by the time she turns thirty five?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
What are Loser?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Boyfriends?
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Little Load?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred? Big show you told
free line? We go to together? Whether we play John
Boy jepardary next.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Good morning, that's a big show on already humming to
your Wednesday Home Day, October the Verse I feature track
with the Big Show bid Box talking about Sherman.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Pratt, kids men, you he words, kids men, you hit.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
The bid box at the Big Show dot com and
right now let's.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Play Chills live across America.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
It's John Boy, Jeminy and now a man who wonders
is it just him or do other people get up
in the morning, look in the mirror and think, well,
that can't be right.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
He's John boyd.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
As they had a Robert out of Greensboro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Good morning, Robert.
Speaker 18 (27:15):
Morning, this evening, bless your yard, graveyard and third shifting
what you're doing there, Robert, your name is jail here here?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh yeah, I will tell you what man?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right, Robert, John you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Okay, okay, later trying to keep up, trying,
uh so, Robert. Despite having a very limited and very
specific purpose, the average American woman will have accumulated three
of these by the time she turns thirty five.
Speaker 18 (27:59):
Bible dress.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Those are too many husbands.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Talk about bridal dresses. Too many husbands. Let's all right,
going out there in the survey. Yeahs enough, man, like
there are bridal dresses, brides maids, dresses, brides maids.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yes, how many of you? Wait? When were Robert?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I'm gonna get your account A minute, man, A five, Yeah,
I've been married.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I stayed the hell way from that.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
They throw the fat bouquet at me and I'm running
out the door.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, you know, the guys are not supposed to catch
the bouquet. You probably shouldn't have been horning in on
the bride's maids. That's that's usually a girl, you know.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Maybe he was at a funeral.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I will get hit.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I might throw pie from.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
All right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Well, hi, Robert, you got your prize back. Head over
to Greensboro Jackie. He's all yours.
Speaker 15 (29:03):
Thank you, By the many hours.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Oboo news on the other.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Side of time, capsule mark October the first.
Speaker 19 (29:49):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
You remember that story.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
I told him boys play a little league and uh,
I had had gas, So I'm afraid I was going
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
So I wasn't swing at the ball, so luckily I
got walked.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
So they walked me. So my trotting down first Baysline.
Every step it was some poot. People were open fence
were laughing about.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
I made it all right, got mare once I gotten
the gas out of my system.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Enough, and then he scored.
Speaker 14 (30:38):
The little sick k at the hospital said, not only
did he not hit a home run, he embarrassed me.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
I had a little kid in the little league that
I coached years. He was nine, and he used to
wet his pants. He get so excited, then he get
then his pantsy get dirty. It hadn't rained a week,
and this kid had a much fire in front.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Of his pants every every game. And today that man
is Pete rose Asley. He's an undertaker.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
Now okay, over said, I'll get nervous.
Speaker 14 (31:05):
Comes in John Boy and Billy you kidd' tackle bed.
Speaker 19 (31:10):
Good morning radio dumb right, hey, it's a big show
(31:39):
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Wednesday morning, October the Thursday would go, good morning Meg.
Speaker 8 (31:45):
Yo, Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning all are beloved friends. I turn radio land as
there's a reverend. Billy Ray Collins from his Sword and
Josh were independent poll gospel Finnicostial Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the front Drod Friends I've been
having some trouble with my car lately, so I've seen
(32:05):
quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic down at
the Buick place the other day. That went in there,
and he says, oh, preacher, I told my brother down
in Georgia about you. He sent you something out of
the newspaper down there. He handed it to me. I'm
looking at the headline was sacred name seen in Avery
Park family's shower tile. I said, oh, here we go
(32:28):
started reading the boy down in Noonlan Georgia was taking
him a shower one morning and had a religious revelation
right there in his bathroom. Says here. He looked down
and the swirling pattern in his stone shower tiel appeared
to spell out the name Jesus. Well now, says Nick,
(32:49):
called his wife and said, look, honey, I'm showering with Jesus.
Says here. He was raised the Presbyterian, and he says
he had to think real hard before he told anybody
else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds like a Presbyterian
book anyway. Nick says, for now the tie will remain
(33:11):
in the shower stall, but the time may come when
he decides to put it in a place where it
could be viewed by the public. It's something special, he says.
If we decide it could benefit other people, we might
do it. Oh, onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says,
what you hug about that, preacher? I said, well, I
(33:31):
think it's a bunch of holy fied horse market. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all them
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's ruins.
This here ain't nothing but a pigment of this fella's imagination.
Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering with Jesus,
(33:52):
I perceive he ain't real active in his church. And
the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't even
look like it's spelled out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the J
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap
scum prayers. I about had it with all this religious
(34:13):
relic nonsense. Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says
they found a peanut. It looks like the Virgin marrier.
They got a door ding in the pickup truck in
shape just like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some
kind of sanctified game of Where's walder? Have you ever
noticed with these so called miracles, it seems like the
(34:36):
tension always goes to the shar tile or the door
ding instead of the Lord. Oh, but you can show
enough to all crowd with that mess. All kind of
folks will turn out to see Saint Peter's face on
the side of a puff tart, you know who, because
they ain't got to worry about a puff tart. Tell
them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey, you
(34:57):
get all the thrills of religion when nobody he calls
you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why folks
watch on him so called religious drammers on television, Hollywood
holiness like you know, Highway to Heaven and Touched by
Angel and what now? Tell you what? Where a bunch
of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood showed us
(35:19):
love to talk about heaven, don't they now? Friends, Don't
get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the power
to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too. I
just don't think the shower stall in some Georgia Presbyterians
bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
You know, I was just reading a real good book
(35:40):
on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended Holly. You
might've heard of it. It's called the Bible, and the
Bible says a wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign.
Oh does that sound like anybody you know? Friends? Lord
does want to reveal itself to you, anybody. He ain't
(36:00):
burnt into the side of some English muffin that's up
for sale on the e day. Come let it tell
you how to find a bill this Sunday morning at
eleven o'clock a m at the Sword of Joshua Independent
for Gospel of Pennycostial Assembly, just off State Road twenty three. Oh,
it's here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
(36:22):
time to turn so you don't burn all right, you're on, boy,
and Billy, Yes, y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Ye more than everybody. The big yell is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 17 (36:34):
Hey, hey, listener, my name is Man Foley.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Am thirty five years old.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
I am right divorce in every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show when I
wake up in a vay Man river and lay up
at leave.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
The radio work.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Good one man, that's a big show on the radio.
You can win John Boys wonderful thing number one hundred
and fifty nine collectible Carolina Panthers Mooster created for permanent
seat license holders in twenty sixteen. Back when we made
it to the Super Bowl, I was sure if it
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was that year.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Now I lost interest. Bugzin the Cam Newton.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
There you got, Charles Johnson, Thomas Davis, Luke Keighley, Greg Olsen,
Ryan Khalil.
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Is that Taylor Swift in the background, Old Swift years ago?
Stuff the box?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
All right, get your name in the hat at the
Big Show dot com. We'll give it away on Friday
and for Tom Sore and some picks every NFL game
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
All right? Then, who we got there? What to watch here?
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Coming up in one hour and five minutes. That's your alert,
take tech.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
I needed that heads up.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Thank you, Big Joe Rose on.
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