October 1, 2025 • 38 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest updates of the weirdos in Hollywood with Tatertainment News report.. - The Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes to the pulpit to condemn people claiming to find the image of Jesus on various objects… - The Grumpy Old Man expands on his list of reasons for hating Pumpkin Spice.. - Mad Max says the ultimate insult to pumpkins is the Dude Wipes Pumpkin Spice.. - and will wrap things up with Sherman Pratt on The Kids Menu…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the grumpy old man. I flimmity flu.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm old, and I hate punkin Spice. In my day,
we didn't have no taste, buod, torturing, palette, punishing, postmenopausal, pleasing,
gay tasting, too much spice and not enough punkin holiday,
ruining gobbledegook. All this time, I thought punkin Spice was
that fat English girl singer with a Donald Trump spray.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Tan punkin Spice, punkin Spice.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Before the first leaf turns brown, all the losers start
to do with the little peepee dance for the damn
punkin spice. The same little wavefaced jackasses who turn up
their little yuppie pig noses when Aunt Maple spends twelve
hours in a hell hot kitchen to create the perfect
homemade punkin pie. They do naked cotwheels at the chance
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to spend twenty dollars for a hot, frothing cup of
puke colored coffee, spiced coffee, punkin spice, ice cream, punkin spice,
air fresh, and punkin spice everything. It's a culinary orgy
for the stupid. They even dared the sacrilege of making
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punkin spice spam. What a waste of perfectly good punk byproduct.
I wish they'd make punkin spice repositories so they could
stick it up their bumble.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They do.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm a college educated dimwit gobblin anything punk until my
yogurt pants explode and the world sees my dimply butt
and my fots smell like Thanksgiving Dad Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I purpoise punkin, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All these spoiled, rotten, slop drilling turd whistles, they don't
know what it's like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
To be without punkin.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
When I was a boy, punkins were scarce as pretty
girls in an Alabama football game. People didn't break into
your house to steal your money, because nobody had any.
They was looking for the seasonal coin of the realm punkins.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was the year of the Great punkin Famine.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ninety nine percent of the punkin crop was wiped out
by a plague of Yugoslavian punkin weavils. The only place
that had punkins was at Ferlinger's General Store, and they
cost more than most folks made in a year. Me
and my gimpy cousin Herman decided to break in and
steal one. Punkin fever makes you do crazy things. We
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run after my granny's kitchen with our prize, and pretty
soon the glorious smell of punkin was everywhere. It was paradise.
But our joy wouldn't last. Everyone in the house wanted
that punkin for themselves. The knives came out, and pretty
soon the punkin wasn't the only thing getting carved. Neighbors
started beating our door down. It was a blood bath.
(02:56):
Entire generations wiped out. The survivors. Our heads put a
candle in our mouth and stuck us on the porch.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like a jacky landing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Then they ate punkin using our seven hands as forks. Hunkery, donkyrie,
pickled spit. Look at me, I'm a dairy punkin sneak thief,
murdered by my own insane kinfolk for a spoonful of
orange dew. Now I'm a grotesque Halloween decoration. Be sure
to blow in my ear to put the candle out.
It's an age of miracles, and we like it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
We loved it. Punkins weren't always hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was nineteen thirty eight and we had a bumper
crop of the most beautiful punkins you ever did see.
Entire fields were bright orange. It was gonna be a
great year for the punkin farmers. And that's when it happened.
A big tanker truck full of nuclear waste tipped over
out on Root.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Three, and thousands of gallons.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of glowing green ooze poured out over old Man Twilligers
Punkin Patch, bubbling and plippity plopping on all those beautiful punkins.
Then one of them freak thunderstorms rolled in lightning struck
that Punkin patch. That's when them punkins come to life,
like something out of one of them space movies. They
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pulled their vines out of the earth and started walking around,
eating anyone they'd got within reach.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now instead of us.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Eating the punkins, the punkins.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Was eating nuts.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The people that only got bit turned into some sort
of freakish punkin monsters.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They had to napole. The entire state, all of us.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Was burnt to a crisp in a great, big, radioactive
punkin pie, and it won first prize at the County
Fairy Apple de d Pappily, dude, look at me, I'm
an in red Hill billy ware punkin. My mother is
biohazard and my pappy is lightning. My cook guts in
a pie shell won a Blue ribbon Ate Science wonderful
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and we like it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We loved it. Liberty flu.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
All right, then we'll say goes mad Max up next
on the Pumpkin Spice Dockhead. All right, well, let's play
Beat the Blonde. Ready one eight hundred Big show you
told free Lite. We get a contestant and play next.
(05:44):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. I
featured Dragman, The Big Show, bit Box German Pratt, the
Big Show Brat on the kids menu, go sherm key
words Kids Menu. Did the bid said the Big Show
dot com. All right, there, it's time to play Beat
(06:05):
the Blind unless we meet our contestant, Kurt from Irwin,
North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how are you sir? Hey buddy,
we're awesome, welcome in here amongst us. So uh Kurt,
We'll ask Tager some questions. No pressure, you disagree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong, and you got the
(06:25):
price pack.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Here we go there.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Tighter studies show people are more patient when they can
see their own reflection. That's why architects commonly use shiny
reflective services in and around areas where people have to
wait for this.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What is it, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Man, who doesn't like checking out their outfit at at
an elevator? Wait, not an elevator? Song is the elevators?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Elevators? Kurt? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's a tough one, man. I'll have to agree with that.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, it does sound right, because it is all right,
I get worked there there's a bell. Even with the reflections,
it says the average person will start fidgeting at about
forty seconds and will consider taking the stairs after another minute,
but ninety two percent of them won't.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, I'm in there.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah right, people paid for that study.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's all right, Kirk.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's get one more, Tyler. So far, John Quincy Adams
and Dwight D. Eisenhower have been the only US presidents
a certain physical characteristic is common.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, what was it?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What was it? These two presidents had a physical characteristic?
Is what you're saying. I think they're both short.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
They were both sure, Yeah that's John Quincy Adams, Dwight
you guys.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Like under five to five. I think they were short.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, Kurt, do you agree or disagree was short?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh wait, man, that's just one. Okay, they were both bald.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You know he got to go right. Yeah, he agreed
with me on elevators.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So okay, So.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
What you couldn't I mean, you can't buy the expressions
on mine and Tainler's face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Just now, what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I lost interes I'm sorry. Yeah, man, all right, Kurt,
good work man.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Alright, it took a village, but we got you that
prize bag.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Hang on for Jackie, he said, did I win?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Thank you, sir?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
All right?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That needs a big pumpkin spice Lotte.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Now we're gonna.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Turn Mad Max Loues on National Pumpkin Spice Day. Good morning,
(09:49):
it's a big show on the radio, and it is
National Pumpkin Spice Day.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And then, man, let me take this call. Good morning, Big.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Joe, John Morn, Billy, Mad Maxie.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How's it going? By way?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Let's see, I'm sixty seven years old, I'm forty pounds overweight,
and my cholesterol's hired in my four oh one?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
K So how you think it's going? Not too good?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Will do me a favorite call hoyd next time put
wasting my time?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I got to go.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Here boy, go ahead, all right, here we go our
top story for today. Starbucks has already started punkin Spice
season again.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
It's still officially summertime, first day of falling till the
end of September, but they're already selling the limited edition
punkin Spice Lotte. Well if you're thinking, gee, can they
do that, well they just did. For some reason, Starbucks
get to the side when punkin Spice season starts, you know,
(10:50):
kind of like McDonald's got to the side. Breakfast ends
at ten thirty. And it ain't just Starbucks. Everybody's selling
some kind of punkin Spice craft, punkin Spice coffee, punkin
Spice creamers, punkins, crashed muffins, punkin Spice muffins.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Hord them back on truck.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Get up in the morning, have a bowl of punkin
Spice cherryos, or swing by aha, get a stack of
punkin Spice pancakes. May I just say my big old
punkin shaped butt speaking of witch y'all might not believe this,
but you can actually buy punkin Spice butt wipes. Yes,
(11:37):
the makers of a personal hygiene product called Dude Wipes
are rolling out a new limited edition called Dumpkin Spice White.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Yeah got them.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
On Amazon, says here Dumpkin Spice plushable wife, keep your
butt cozy with a punkin Spice inspired mix of clove,
nut and other false sense, gentle on your skin and
more refreshing than toilet paper. Well, you wondering who thinks
(12:09):
of stuff like this? I did five years ago, and
since I hang on to my notes, I'm gonna prove
it with a quick quote from a punkin Spice rave
of October fourth, twenty eighteen. Quote here's my idea, punkin
Spice preparation eight now in fun sized wipes. I can
(12:31):
hear the ad. Now this Halloween punkin Spice goes where
it's never gone before.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
End quote.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's right, friends and neighbors. Once again, Mad Max is
way ahead of the curves. In fact, I'm so far
ahead I might have a trademark.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Lawsuit on my hands.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well, hopefully it won't be on my hands because I'll
be using whites anyway. Yes, punkin Spice is backed. Yes,
it's way too early. If you don't lie, get you
can stick it where my sun don't shine. And apparently
they've already got a team working on that. Well, I said,
for now, I gotta go call a trademark attorney until
(13:10):
next time.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
This is mad mic saying.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Sat down, shut up, and quit trying to make my
rare end smell like nutmes.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
God boy, belly, y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Good morning. That's a big shawl the radio and here
we go. Hello.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I'm Marvin Webster. A quick look at online privacy on
this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the cable
company I worked for called me to fill in for
somebody in the telephone tech support line who is outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I do mean very concerned.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
To make a long story short, the caller says he
is tired of his iPad spying on him. He wants
me to make it stop telling the government all of
his personal stuff. Now, needless to say, any conversation that
starts out my iPad is spying on me, it's going
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to have a lot of twists and turns to it.
So I'll give you the reader's digest version of what
I told it. Despite what you may hear from the
conspiracy enthusiasts of the world. The United States government is
not reading your emails or listening to your phone calls,
much less doing it through your iPad. How do I know, Well,
(15:03):
let's take a quick look at some ballpark numbers. There
are three hundred and thirty million people in America. About
two million of those people work for the federal government.
If every single one of them spend all day tapping
your phone and reading your emails, each and every one
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of them would have to spy on one hundred and
sixty five people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five.
If you think a government employee can get that much
work done in one day, you need to visit a
little place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government
does not have time to spy on three hundred and
(15:46):
thirty million people.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's the good news.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
The bad news is they don't need to spy on
all the people because they have a secret weapon they
can use to get all the info on you they
could ever want or need. It is called social media,
as in Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter. In other words,
(16:09):
the secret weapon against.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You is you.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
See, the government doesn't need two million spies to find
out what you've been up to. They can hit up
your Instagram or check your twitter feed, or follow your
own Facebook.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's all right there.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Your name, they got that, your address, got it, phone number?
Check pictures of what the FBI would call all your
known associates. You not only took the picture, you tagged
all the people in it with their names. The government
wants to know any of that stuff there it is
and who put it there?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
You did so.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you eat a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy a weed from, you are adding to your very
(17:10):
own customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal
privacy online is you. If you don't want to lose
that privacy, what you need to do is quit giving
it away. Oh you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that.
My whole life is on there. Yeah, I know, I
(17:31):
think that might be part of your problem. Look, I
work in the technology field.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We all like to stay in touch and believe it
or not, Every modern computer and smartphone ever made has
a special feature that can help you stay up to
date and in touch on what your friends and family
are up to without telling the whole world about it.
It is called the off switch, and that's a wrap.
(18:00):
But it's edition of tech Talk until next time. I'm
Margot Webster's.
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Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor. Maria Sir.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the movie theaters.
Shall we the coming In first place was One Battle
after Another starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It was It Yeah, debut
at number one, did pretty good, twenty two point four million.
I wouldn't It's not bad to sneeze at there, so
marked the career best for the director, Paul Thomas Anderson.
(21:08):
So good on him. You got some good actors for him.
In number two spot was Gabby's Dollhouse the movie.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Some commercials for that. What is the show?
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It is animated kind of like a cat adventure comedy. Yeah, yeah,
the Gabby And it's about Gabby and her grandma going
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The kids A world wild.
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Oh right, damon, yeah, I came.
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In third place. The Strangers Chapter two debut in fourth place,
and rounding out the top five was the football drama
Him I told you about the Guy with one year
of college eligibility left. So coming out this weekend, Bone Lake.
It's about a lovey, dovey couple who schedule a vacation
at one of those like secluded a quick swim, Yeah,
(22:20):
little Airbnb type of deals. It's like an estate. Uh
and and it's overbooked, so now they're forced to share
with a mysterious couple and uh and yeah, you guys
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Also out The Smashing Machine. This stars Dwayne the Rock
(22:43):
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Are and Sinclair owning their ABC channels, Jimmy Kimmel will
(23:03):
be back on those channels.
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I know.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
They said they would end their preempting of his show
after a quote thoughtful feedback from viewers, advertisers, and community
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Speaker 1 (23:21):
Entertaining.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One gossip guru guru named Robert Shooters reported that Disney
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right to broadcast ABC's rating bohemoth Monday Night Football.
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You know how it feels about half of the populations.
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I know, he had a surge like the first two
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I'm here to entertain I'm not here to The Kelly
Clarkson Show returns this week for its seventh season, and
Snoop Dogg will return to the Olympics as a correspondent
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Let's play wordy word while we're hot. All ride one
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couple of contestants and play next.
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Let's play.
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I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
A word.
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Let's meet her contestants.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
We got Tristan from Laurence, South care a line of
good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Tristan, good morning, how you got doing awesome?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Welcome in here. Hey, we got Brian out of Church Hill, Tennessee.
Good morning, Brian, Good morning, y'allay. Alright, boys, welcome. So
he's gonna be John Boyd Tristan. It'll be Tater and Brian. Okay, boys,
we got it. Arrange random words, random words. Guys, O'Brien,
(26:28):
you relax, Me and Tristan gonna go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Ay you ready about it? Yes, sir, start the clock now.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
You don't turn on the air condition in the winter,
you turn on the key.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yes. Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Planes fly out of the airport.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Abe. Lincoln was raised in a log cabin.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
A old guy megaladon guy lived in a watt back
in bear lives in one of these in the mountain.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Hollowed out the bat blank batman went to the bab Yes, okay,
you ate this after your meal? A dessert, Yeah, all right,
the dessert away, God, after buds my good word.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Chosen four on the board. Four on the board. Power
was that dessert away? Alright? Brian, you and tayl for
thirty you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Okay, and go after winter comes?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
What?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yes? Uh? This guy is married to the queen. Yes,
rhymes with it. If you hurt your arm, you might
put it in a nope. It rhymes with yes.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Rhymes with it. In Adam's family, this was the hand
they called him.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Rhymes with it. Back porch blank, kids will also, yes,
rhyme with it.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
The doorbell goes.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Bring.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, well there was a buzzer, so wall right, you
got a five to take the lead by one.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, five to.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Four, Tristan. Let's see what we can do for round two.
All right, right now we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
The doorbell goes blank Dawn, Yes, uh huh, all right
now rhymes with it. A b will blank you. Yeah,
this is a golf club. Rhymes with it. No, it's
the make of a golf club. Famous golf club. A
blank pong blank pong ping, Yes, rhymes with it. Don't
(28:45):
take come here blank blank it to me? Yes, yeah,
all right, A blank of peanut butter. All right, you
were good with what I could utter out for you there, Tristing,
another four on that four and eight score O Tater
(29:06):
and Brian three well tie four will win you ready, Brian,
That's what I'm afraid of.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Ready to go.
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Don't get caught with your hand in the cookie. Yes
rhyme's no, it doesn't. This is the basketball goes through
the what the hoop and the nothing nothing but yeah,
uh oh, can you I've lost my dog? Can you
can you blank him? Can you can you?
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Nope?
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It's like describing him like if you saw him in
a lineup? Could you blank him?
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Could you be?
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Yeah, but say the whole word identification.
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Oh wow.
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If you would have said identify, it would have tied.
But but identified.
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Oh wow. Man O'Brien, Well that was so close. Jackie.
Need to give him a shot down the road again.
All right, I blame Jader. All right, appreciade y'all. High
hang on both of you right there. Got you. Good
job drissing. You got the big old prize bag. Buddy.
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Thank y'all very much.
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Good game, Good.
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Morning, Big shows on the radio by question Jumboy Lawn Hudson, Abilene,
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Touchdown lsu.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into
bed at the end of a long day.
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Turn that television off a coner bed.
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that west now from damn Quito boll crawling in that
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That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
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beautiless music, how about.
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You and me?
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then over that t dogs ca and chit kitchen. You
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You mean, like.
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This touchdown the less you.
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Said what My uncle y'aq used to say that up
every time he cracked off a good and he trub.
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His head say touchdown the les you that dare's a
foodsball reference.
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I know what a touchdown he is, your big dumb goober.
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Hold up, well, maybe you recognize this. That's what they.
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Call the extra point and that macus called Lsu seven
George or nothing.
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You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
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But I can showing up put some point on the board.
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Touchdown Lsu.
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So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiotponent
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That woodroo boodro making some big tangs happening out there
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They say he could be the next walk to paton
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I can't believe it. That ain't gonnagain. It look like
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What that means? It may mean you gotta switch side.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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What kid doesn't like?
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To dodge another plate, off creatively disguised leftovers and tag
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You get seated, and then comes the bill of fare,
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Your heads the nerve of some people.
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Then you look down and see some crumby drawing of
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It's time for the grumpy old man. I flimmity flu.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm old, and I hate punkin Spice. In my day,
we didn't have no taste, buod, torturing, palette, punishing, postmenopausal, pleasing,
gay tasting, too much spice and not enough punkin holiday,
ruining gobbledegook. All this time, I thought punkin Spice was
that fat English girl singer with a Donald Trump spray.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Tan punkin Spice, punkin Spice.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Before the first leaf turns brown, all the losers start
to do with the little peepee dance for the damn
punkin spice. The same little wavefaced jackasses who turn up
their little yuppie pig noses when Aunt Maple spends twelve
hours in a hell hot kitchen to create the perfect
homemade punkin pie. They do naked cotwheels at the chance
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to spend twenty dollars for a hot, frothing cup of
puke colored coffee, spiced coffee, punkin spice, ice cream, punkin spice,
air fresh, and punkin spice everything. It's a culinary orgy
for the stupid. They even dared the sacrilege of making
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punkin spice spam. What a waste of perfectly good punk byproduct.
I wish they'd make punkin spice repositories so they could
stick it up their bumble.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They do.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Look at me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm a college educated dimwit gobblin anything punk until my
yogurt pants explode and the world sees my dimply butt
and my fots smell like Thanksgiving Dad Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I purpoise punkin, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
All these spoiled, rotten, slop drilling turd whistles, they don't
know what it's like.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
To be without punkin.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
When I was a boy, punkins were scarce as pretty
girls in an Alabama football game. People didn't break into
your house to steal your money, because nobody had any.
They was looking for the seasonal coin of the realm punkins.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was the year of the Great punkin Famine.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Ninety nine percent of the punkin crop was wiped out
by a plague of Yugoslavian punkin weavils. The only place
that had punkins was at Ferlinger's General Store, and they
cost more than most folks made in a year. Me
and my gimpy cousin Herman decided to break in and
steal one. Punkin fever makes you do crazy things. We
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run after my granny's kitchen with our prize, and pretty
soon the glorious smell of punkin was everywhere. It was paradise.
But our joy wouldn't last. Everyone in the house wanted
that punkin for themselves. The knives came out, and pretty
soon the punkin wasn't the only thing getting carved. Neighbors
started beating our door down. It was a blood bath.
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Entire generations wiped out. The survivors. Our heads put a
candle in our mouth and stuck us on the porch.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like a jacky landing.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Then they ate punkin using our seven hands as forks. Hunkery, donkyrie,
pickled spit. Look at me, I'm a dairy punkin sneak thief,
murdered by my own insane kinfolk for a spoonful of
orange dew. Now I'm a grotesque Halloween decoration. Be sure
to blow in my ear to put the candle out.
It's an age of miracles, and we like it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
We loved it. Punkins weren't always hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was nineteen thirty eight and we had a bumper
crop of the most beautiful punkins you ever did see.
Entire fields were bright orange. It was gonna be a
great year for the punkin farmers. And that's when it happened.
A big tanker truck full of nuclear waste tipped over
out on Root.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Three, and thousands of gallons.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Of glowing green ooze poured out over old Man Twilligers
Punkin Patch, bubbling and plippity plopping on all those beautiful punkins.
Then one of them freak thunderstorms rolled in lightning struck
that Punkin patch. That's when them punkins come to life,
like something out of one of them space movies. They
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pulled their vines out of the earth and started walking around,
eating anyone they'd got within reach.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now instead of us.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Eating the punkins, the punkins.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Was eating nuts.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The people that only got bit turned into some sort
of freakish punkin monsters.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They had to napole. The entire state, all of us.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Was burnt to a crisp in a great, big, radioactive
punkin pie, and it won first prize at the County
Fairy Apple de d Pappily, dude, look at me, I'm
an in red Hill billy ware punkin. My mother is
biohazard and my pappy is lightning. My cook guts in
a pie shell won a Blue ribbon Ate Science wonderful
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and we like it.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We loved it. Liberty flu.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
All right, then we'll say goes mad Max up next
on the Pumpkin Spice Dockhead. All right, well, let's play
Beat the Blonde. Ready one eight hundred Big show you
told free Lite. We get a contestant and play next.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. I
featured Dragman, The Big Show, bit Box German Pratt, the
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dot com. All right, there, it's time to play Beat
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the Blind unless we meet our contestant, Kurt from Irwin,
North Carolina. Good morning, Kurt, how are you sir? Hey buddy,
we're awesome, welcome in here amongst us. So uh Kurt,
We'll ask Tager some questions. No pressure, you disagree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong, and you got the
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price pack.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Here we go there.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Tighter studies show people are more patient when they can
see their own reflection. That's why architects commonly use shiny
reflective services in and around areas where people have to
wait for this.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What is it, oh.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Man, who doesn't like checking out their outfit at at
an elevator? Wait, not an elevator? Song is the elevators?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Elevators? Kurt? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's a tough one, man. I'll have to agree with that.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, it does sound right, because it is all right,
I get worked there there's a bell. Even with the reflections,
it says the average person will start fidgeting at about
forty seconds and will consider taking the stairs after another minute,
but ninety two percent of them won't.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, I'm in there.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah right, people paid for that study.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That's all right, Kirk.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Let's get one more, Tyler. So far, John Quincy Adams
and Dwight D. Eisenhower have been the only US presidents
a certain physical characteristic is common.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, what was it?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What was it? These two presidents had a physical characteristic?
Is what you're saying. I think they're both short.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
They were both sure, Yeah that's John Quincy Adams, Dwight
you guys.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Like under five to five. I think they were short.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, Kurt, do you agree or disagree was short?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh wait, man, that's just one. Okay, they were both bald.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You know he got to go right. Yeah, he agreed
with me on elevators.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
So okay, So.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
What you couldn't I mean, you can't buy the expressions
on mine and Tainler's face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Just now, what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I lost interes I'm sorry. Yeah, man, all right, Kurt,
good work man.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Alright, it took a village, but we got you that
prize bag.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Hang on for Jackie, he said, did I win?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Thank you, sir?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
All right?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That needs a big pumpkin spice Lotte.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Now we're gonna.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Turn Mad Max Loues on National Pumpkin Spice Day. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio, and it is
National Pumpkin Spice Day.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And then, man, let me take this call. Good morning, Big.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Joe, John Morn, Billy, Mad Maxie.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How's it going? By way?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Let's see, I'm sixty seven years old, I'm forty pounds overweight,
and my cholesterol's hired in my four oh one?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
K So how you think it's going? Not too good?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Will do me a favorite call hoyd next time put
wasting my time?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I got to go.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Here boy, go ahead, all right, here we go our
top story for today. Starbucks has already started punkin Spice
season again.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
It's still officially summertime, first day of falling till the
end of September, but they're already selling the limited edition
punkin Spice Lotte. Well if you're thinking, gee, can they
do that, well they just did. For some reason, Starbucks
get to the side when punkin Spice season starts, you know,
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kind of like McDonald's got to the side. Breakfast ends
at ten thirty. And it ain't just Starbucks. Everybody's selling
some kind of punkin Spice craft, punkin Spice coffee, punkin
Spice creamers, punkins, crashed muffins, punkin Spice muffins.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Hord them back on truck.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Get up in the morning, have a bowl of punkin
Spice cherryos, or swing by aha, get a stack of
punkin Spice pancakes. May I just say my big old
punkin shaped butt speaking of witch y'all might not believe this,
but you can actually buy punkin Spice butt wipes. Yes,
(11:37):
the makers of a personal hygiene product called Dude Wipes
are rolling out a new limited edition called Dumpkin Spice White.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Yeah got them.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
On Amazon, says here Dumpkin Spice plushable wife, keep your
butt cozy with a punkin Spice inspired mix of clove,
nut and other false sense, gentle on your skin and
more refreshing than toilet paper. Well, you wondering who thinks
(12:09):
of stuff like this? I did five years ago, and
since I hang on to my notes, I'm gonna prove
it with a quick quote from a punkin Spice rave
of October fourth, twenty eighteen. Quote here's my idea, punkin
Spice preparation eight now in fun sized wipes. I can
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hear the ad. Now this Halloween punkin Spice goes where
it's never gone before.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
End quote.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's right, friends and neighbors. Once again, Mad Max is
way ahead of the curves. In fact, I'm so far
ahead I might have a trademark.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Lawsuit on my hands.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well, hopefully it won't be on my hands because I'll
be using whites anyway. Yes, punkin Spice is backed. Yes,
it's way too early. If you don't lie, get you
can stick it where my sun don't shine. And apparently
they've already got a team working on that. Well, I said,
for now, I gotta go call a trademark attorney until
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next time.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
This is mad mic saying.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Sat down, shut up, and quit trying to make my
rare end smell like nutmes.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
God boy, belly, y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Good morning. That's a big shawl the radio and here
we go. Hello.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I'm Marvin Webster. A quick look at online privacy on
this edition of tech Talk. The other day, the cable
company I worked for called me to fill in for
somebody in the telephone tech support line who is outsick.
I took a call from a customer who was very
concerned about the modern problem of personal privacy and security online.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I do mean very concerned.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
To make a long story short, the caller says he
is tired of his iPad spying on him. He wants
me to make it stop telling the government all of
his personal stuff. Now, needless to say, any conversation that
starts out my iPad is spying on me, it's going
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to have a lot of twists and turns to it.
So I'll give you the reader's digest version of what
I told it. Despite what you may hear from the
conspiracy enthusiasts of the world. The United States government is
not reading your emails or listening to your phone calls,
much less doing it through your iPad. How do I know, Well,
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let's take a quick look at some ballpark numbers. There
are three hundred and thirty million people in America. About
two million of those people work for the federal government.
If every single one of them spend all day tapping
your phone and reading your emails, each and every one
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of them would have to spy on one hundred and
sixty five people a day twenty four seven, three sixty five.
If you think a government employee can get that much
work done in one day, you need to visit a
little place called the Department of Motive Vehicles. The government
does not have time to spy on three hundred and
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thirty million people.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's the good news.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
The bad news is they don't need to spy on
all the people because they have a secret weapon they
can use to get all the info on you they
could ever want or need. It is called social media,
as in Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter. In other words,
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the secret weapon against.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You is you.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
See, the government doesn't need two million spies to find
out what you've been up to. They can hit up
your Instagram or check your twitter feed, or follow your
own Facebook.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's all right there.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Your name, they got that, your address, got it, phone number?
Check pictures of what the FBI would call all your
known associates. You not only took the picture, you tagged
all the people in it with their names. The government
wants to know any of that stuff there it is
and who put it there?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
You did so.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yes, personal privacy is under attack in America, but the
attack is not coming from the NSA or the Russians
or even Facebook. Every time you eat a selfie with
your new car, or who you had lunch with, or
who you got drunk with last night, or who you
buy a weed from, you are adding to your very
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own customized activity report. The biggest threat to your personal
privacy online is you. If you don't want to lose
that privacy, what you need to do is quit giving
it away. Oh you mean quit Facebook. I can't do that.
My whole life is on there. Yeah, I know, I
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think that might be part of your problem. Look, I
work in the technology field.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
We all like to stay in touch and believe it
or not, Every modern computer and smartphone ever made has
a special feature that can help you stay up to
date and in touch on what your friends and family
are up to without telling the whole world about it.
It is called the off switch, and that's a wrap.
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But it's edition of tech Talk until next time. I'm
Margot Webster's.
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Speaker 1 (20:42):
Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor. Maria Sir.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the movie theaters.
Shall we the coming In first place was One Battle
after Another starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It was It Yeah, debut
at number one, did pretty good, twenty two point four million.
I wouldn't It's not bad to sneeze at there, so
marked the career best for the director, Paul Thomas Anderson.
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So good on him. You got some good actors for him.
In number two spot was Gabby's Dollhouse the movie.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Some commercials for that. What is the show?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
It is animated kind of like a cat adventure comedy. Yeah, yeah,
the Gabby And it's about Gabby and her grandma going
a road trip and her dollhouse shows up somewhere and
there's Gabby's cats and I don't know, Oh no, go ahead, no,
it's it's like Kristen Wiggs in it.
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That's about what.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
The kids A world wild.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I don't know if it's spin off from like a
TV show. I you know, I didn't further. Third place
went to Demon Slayer Infinity Castle.
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Oh right, damon, yeah, I came.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
In third place. The Strangers Chapter two debut in fourth place,
and rounding out the top five was the football drama
Him I told you about the Guy with one year
of college eligibility left. So coming out this weekend, Bone Lake.
It's about a lovey, dovey couple who schedule a vacation
at one of those like secluded a quick swim, Yeah,
(22:20):
little Airbnb type of deals. It's like an estate. Uh
and and it's overbooked, so now they're forced to share
with a mysterious couple and uh and yeah, you guys
were kind of onto something that their dream getaway is
ruined with sexualize and manipulation. Yeah, really that was funny.
Also out The Smashing Machine. This stars Dwayne the Rock
(22:43):
Johnson and it's about it's the story of mixed Martial
Arts and UFC champ Mark Kerr. And he really looks
like him too. He doesn't look like the Rock, which
is amazing because he looks like the Rock and everything
else is the rock. For those folks who have next
Are and Sinclair owning their ABC channels, Jimmy Kimmel will
(23:03):
be back on those channels.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
I know.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
They said they would end their preempting of his show
after a quote thoughtful feedback from viewers, advertisers, and community
leaders representing a wide range of perspectives and from the Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Entertaining.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
One gossip guru guru named Robert Shooters reported that Disney
was actually the one that lit the fire. They threatened
Sinclair next next start with the nuclear option. If they
continued to pre up Kimmel, those stations would lose the
right to broadcast ABC's rating bohemoth Monday Night Football.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You know how it feels about half of the populations.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
I know, he had a surge like the first two
nights and.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Then all of a sudden when, of course Johnny Carson
was on, you know, with all this stuff out there
getting political on Late nine, and he said, nobody could
tell how Johnny Carson folded the entire time he was
on the Tonight Show, and it was just great entertained.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I saw that interview wher. He's just like, why would
I talk about politics? That's it's an entertainment killer. Why
I'm here to entertain I'm not here to The Kelly
Clarkson Show returns this week for its seventh season, and
Snoop Dogg will return to the Olympics as a correspondent
for NBC at the Winter Games in Italy this coming February.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Snoop, well, he's fun to be waiting to Hollywood.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Recorder, he is everywhere as a rapper.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
What the bet?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
It's thank you very much. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word while we're hot. All ride one
eight hundred, Big show, he told Freeline. We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Feature
driving a bit.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Boy Sherman Pratt, Big Show, Pratt, Keyword, kids menu, Gord
Sherman out of him, playing based with boys, jib Mother Mary,
there's you gonna raised in Southern rock, keeping it going.
They're gonna be hitting the road supporting zz Tops Elevation
Tour Barcow, North Carolina, Tomorrow night Athens, Georgia. Sunday Knoxville, Tennessee,
(25:36):
next Tuesday. Also Leonard Skinnyard rowing o' crap as North
Carolina this Friday.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Go boys, check them out.
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Job Mothermary dot com for tickets and tour day.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Let's play.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
A word.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Let's meet her contestants.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
We got Tristan from Laurence, South care a line of
good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Tristan, good morning, how you got doing awesome?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Welcome in here. Hey, we got Brian out of Church Hill, Tennessee.
Good morning, Brian, Good morning, y'allay. Alright, boys, welcome. So
he's gonna be John Boyd Tristan. It'll be Tater and Brian. Okay, boys,
we got it. Arrange random words, random words. Guys, O'Brien,
(26:28):
you relax, Me and Tristan gonna go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Ay you ready about it? Yes, sir, start the clock now.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
You don't turn on the air condition in the winter,
you turn on the key.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yes. Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Planes fly out of the airport.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Abe. Lincoln was raised in a log cabin.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
A old guy megaladon guy lived in a watt back
in bear lives in one of these in the mountain.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Hollowed out the bat blank batman went to the bab Yes, okay,
you ate this after your meal? A dessert, Yeah, all right,
the dessert away, God, after buds my good word.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Chosen four on the board. Four on the board. Power
was that dessert away? Alright? Brian, you and tayl for
thirty you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Okay, and go after winter comes?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
What?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Yes? Uh? This guy is married to the queen. Yes,
rhymes with it. If you hurt your arm, you might
put it in a nope. It rhymes with yes.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Rhymes with it. In Adam's family, this was the hand
they called him.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Rhymes with it. Back porch blank, kids will also, yes,
rhyme with it.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
The doorbell goes.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Bring.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, well there was a buzzer, so wall right, you
got a five to take the lead by one.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, five to.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Four, Tristan. Let's see what we can do for round two.
All right, right now we're picking up on that last one.
Start the clock.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
The doorbell goes blank Dawn, Yes, uh huh, all right
now rhymes with it. A b will blank you. Yeah,
this is a golf club. Rhymes with it. No, it's
the make of a golf club. Famous golf club. A
blank pong blank pong ping, Yes, rhymes with it. Don't
(28:45):
take come here blank blank it to me? Yes, yeah,
all right, A blank of peanut butter. All right, you
were good with what I could utter out for you there, Tristing,
another four on that four and eight score O Tater
(29:06):
and Brian three well tie four will win you ready, Brian,
That's what I'm afraid of.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Ready to go.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Don't get caught with your hand in the cookie. Yes
rhyme's no, it doesn't. This is the basketball goes through
the what the hoop and the nothing nothing but yeah,
uh oh, can you I've lost my dog? Can you
can you blank him? Can you can you?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Nope?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
It's like describing him like if you saw him in
a lineup? Could you blank him?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Could you be?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah, but say the whole word identification.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
If you would have said identify, it would have tied.
But but identified.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Oh wow. Man O'Brien, Well that was so close. Jackie.
Need to give him a shot down the road again.
All right, I blame Jader. All right, appreciade y'all. High
hang on both of you right there. Got you. Good
job drissing. You got the big old prize bag. Buddy.
Speaker 11 (30:23):
Thank y'all very much.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Good game, Good.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Morning, Big shows on the radio by question Jumboy Lawn Hudson, Abilene,
Texas says it's time for touchdown. L you got a
lot and you are right coming up next. Good morning,
(31:10):
there's a big show on the radio some of you
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on the John Boye Millan Facebook page line hunts.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is Abilene, Abilene, Abilene, Texas. It's George right now.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Touchdown lsu.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into
bed at the end of a long day.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
Hey, who's ben is Levin Tarty?
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Turn that television off a coner bed.
Speaker 7 (31:47):
H'm listener, hold up, hold up, shut that.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Windows, shut it my share listen all that beautifus natural
music coming from the outside.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Well, you ain't gonna feels so beautifulness when you catch
that west now from damn Quito boll crawling in that
hole and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen. Hey, speaking of making some
beautiless music, how about.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
You and me?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Oh no, you better got that out of here, right
out of your head. And the music in Hilltilnight is
gonna be you doing a solo? Why that because of
that big bowler Kong gumbo you can have for a
then over that t dogs ca and chit kitchen. You
know how that stuff gives you the tooths?
Speaker 5 (32:35):
You mean, like.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
This touchdown the less you.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Said what My uncle y'aq used to say that up
every time he cracked off a good and he trub.
Speaker 9 (32:52):
His head say touchdown the les you that dare's a
foodsball reference.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
I know what a touchdown he is, your big dumb goober.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Hold up, well, maybe you recognize this. That's what they.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Call the extra point and that macus called Lsu seven
George or nothing.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
all the sat Louisiana guarantee could be.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
But I can showing up put some point on the board.
Oh look out, y'all. Boom boom boodoo is on the
march again.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Touchdown Lsu.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiotponent
the b whoa wee.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That woodroo boodro making some big tangs happening out there
in the night.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
They say he could be the next walk to paton
a tony door set of Josh Booty.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Oh yeah, well say I'm all like gas is klay
to me.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I can't believe it. That ain't gonnagain. It look like
he going all the way. It must be halftime half time.
What that means? It may mean you gotta switch side.
(34:12):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
June in again next time when we'll hear Boodros crusty
old Uncle Jacques say.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Hey, big man, let me hold it down. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Make shoe's on the radio. If you like this, out
of the Big Bob, go to the Big Show dot com.
Hit the bid box key words kids menu.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
Hello, fellow members of the Junior Diners club Sherman Brett
the Big Show Bright here with today's topic, kids menus.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
What kid doesn't like?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
To dodge another plate, off creatively disguised leftovers and tag
along with the folks to a nice meal out. It's
never any place fancy. They're probably afraid that you'll break something.
You get seated, and then comes the bill of fare,
the menu. Your adrenaline pumps as your mind spends it
(35:38):
the grease dripping treats that lay within its fakers. Your
hands starts to shake, and just as you reach to
get it, the hostess jerks it away and slides the
kitty menu in front of you. And to add insult
to injury, she either pinches your cheek or pats.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Your heads the nerve of some people.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Then you look down and see some crumby drawing of
some stupid animal or clown, or the dopey restaurant mascot
staring up at you, usually holding some off color cut
of meat yum yo. You know this sort of thing
is okay if you're three or four, But the day
you hit eight years old, this kind of thing sends
(36:20):
any normal kid over the edge. Just when you start
thinking of yourself as being at least a little grown up,
along comes some cartoon bear hawking you to color in
his balloons, please please, And what self respecting kid would
order anything with such stupid names. It's embarrassing. Rudy fruity Petuti,
(36:46):
big bad wolf, liver and onions, Humpty dumpty eggs salad.
If you just try to tell them what you want,
the whitress tries to be cute and announces the stupid
thing at the top of her lungs. Everyone in the
place will be laughing, and they're not laughing with you.
If you protest, your folks give you the old skunk
(37:08):
guy and threaten never to take you out again. So
the next time you go out with you folks come
down with the little laryngitis hand the menu to your
old man and get him to order. Doesn't matter what
it is. Just want to the stupidest sounding thing on
the menu. See if you don't get the adult menu
then until next time, This is Shrimman Bart reminding you
(37:32):
it's a kid's.
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World ruling.
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Big boxes.
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