October 17, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all of our usual Friday favorites - plus we’ll talk to Bob Ibach about a new collector’s football offer.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players have a brand new script for the Playhouse - it’s “The Heavenly Clocks”.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for Count Dracula’s “Fangs for the Memories”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and forecasts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's my secret?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The truth is, I can't start my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy crush me.
They're a lot funnier than doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I can do the do up and I Tom up
and Adam like get Adam, like Adam. All right, I
have little conversations with myself to wake up in the mornings.
I find I'm on my same level. I'm not gonna
(01:28):
remember I used an interview myself. Yeah, that's where it
all charted. Well, we're here, so come to us. How
y'all doing?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Hey, thanks for asking.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm doing great. Oh my gosh, I had my coffee
and I'm so ready to go out.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Any now, this is a little breakfast maybe breakfast bar
being protein check.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I haven't decided really yet. I looked at the Okay, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
See why I preferred to talking to myself. Oh good, well,
I like what going on? It is Friday. We're tickled
about that. It's October the seventeenth. So when is Halloween?
What day? I think it's Friday, the thirty first Friday,
So one week from two weeks from today. There you go? Okay, good?
(02:16):
Are they ready? I don't know when we're gonna start
getting some candy around the house. Candy. I got a
feeling it stays hidden until after the events. Yeah, it
does get in the two weeks. It will never make
it all right? I like this, So, uh, what do
y'all give out?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Or Randy, do you do you do it?
Speaker 9 (02:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Do you go all out? Do you have that shoot
like during the COVID Now it's he had always like
a two story.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
My gosh, can and the kids loved it?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It look fun. Yeah, but no, we're not doing this
this year. We're doing an astronaut theme.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I have an astronaut outfit, and I've got space rocks.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
And you mean yourself in the mouse in your my.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Family, don't don't let them give them space rocks and
be told.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
About you know, these are like pipe rocks, but they're
space rocks.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh and you give those to the little trigger traders.
That and a number of other space for NASA related candies.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well that's not scary like you scared them before.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, But if they asked me to raise my mask,
you know the advisor that's on the helmet, it's a
skeleton head. I'm not scared the hell letting me down,
all right? Oh yes, Randy, is that guy in the
neighborhood that the kids kind of look forward to leave
until they leave us front yard?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
How many times you.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Zero? Nice? Oh yeah, Well, let's see what we're giving
out for a treat. Our first prize package will give
that out and get you ready to play out burst.
We are awake, Big Shows on the radio. Good morning,
Big Shows on the radios. Get that first pies pick out.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You've him a candy.
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my boys. Three days in history where we've got our categories.
(04:26):
Eighteen twenty four thinking about breakfast because boarding housekeepers in
New York, responding to the high cost of living this
is eighteen twenty four, voted to serve boarders only four
prunes each for breakfast. Well, four prunes, that's it. Lost.
Some living is way up there. You want to go
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to that modern hotel. We talked about one bathroom, place
in the basement, washbowls in every room.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Get that fifth prune.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Move up to twelve. Lance Armstrong lost a host of
endorsements in the wake of his doping scandal. We were
trading down his blood. Man, he has the oxygen and
that didn't he had cancer? Didn't he testicular? Yes? Okay,
they didn't have anything to do with it. I don't
think so.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I thought it was like a steroid or something.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
There's strong, strong speculation that steroids can mess up your.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, I don't know if that's it is, like they
exchanged blood. I mean it's real. Ye Oh, I know,
it's pretty weird. Yeah. That was twenty twelve, Okay. And
then finally last year, one year ago, teen smoking in
the US fell to its lowest level than twenty five
years decreasing by twenty percent in one year, from two
point eight million to two point twenty five million, including
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e cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
See I would have immediately thought, oh, it's because they've
started vaping, but even vaping is yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Good good kids.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right, Well there you go. There's some categories one
eight hundred Big Shows you told free line of Gross
America will play Outburst next. Good Morning, Big Show is
(06:29):
on the radio for a few more months, the radios.
You know it will cease to exist.
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Good morning, Wow, thank you Doctor Doomsday, your.
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Track bro, the Big Show bit box. Hey, that's ill
going to exist. Don't you lose The Big Show dot
com of Downboy brother Facebook page. Marvin Webster's neighborhood. White
people scary versus Black people scary every for this time
of the year, keyword scary.
Speaker 11 (07:01):
Right now, Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Prize being Let's go he contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
When you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love.
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A big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Of blue from Emma wat can I say we have shots?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You are Blue?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Man gun get him going on? Man, Hey you are Blue.
Welcome in here. Body has everything so far good?
Speaker 9 (07:58):
How are you doing?
Speaker 8 (07:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Man? Real good? But I Blue. We're gonna get you
through these three categories and get that lord Tiger's prize
pike on the way to you. Ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:08):
I'm ready to go?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Does dog give us three things served at breakfast? Ready?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say bacon, eggs, and sausage.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, like it's eighteen twenty four. You get four prunes,
all right? And Blue? Three sports that have sponsors, ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I'd have to say NASCAR, UFC, and fishing and Olympic sports.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Then you got four of them right then? And for
the wind, three things you can smoke? Ready go, I'm.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Gonna say cigarette, cigar and marijuana.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Cigs around all right? Blue, big old prize pack heading
over to Annawa. Four you ma, congratulations, Thank you brother?
Yeah boy? I was from uh an Andy Griffith Show
episode Blue that was a dog Barney was training really Blue.
(09:06):
There's a man out there with a gun. Get him.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Get it?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Blue?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Did work man? Gun?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Get him?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He called to a criminal at the end of the episode.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Oh no, I said, I haven't seen it. There's a
(10:00):
big Joe on the radio. AI, y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It is Operation Christmas Child Time. I bore ran the rental,
kicked it off on The Big Show yesterday our twentieth
year packing shoe boxes. Well, ohca see if you'll click
on the link, go to the Big Show dot com,
give you all you need to know, open that box.
(10:25):
Since nineteen ninety three, over two hundred and thirty two
million shoebox gives have been collected for children and over
one hundred and seventy countries and territories. Let it go
said the word A good word Christmas Time. Okay, I
could do this for a while, but I'll I don't
(10:47):
keep going here.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
We got good.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I'm trying to let it go.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I don't want to talk about the Let go y'all,
just wait till December.
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You see that.
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Oh I'm giving away my wonderful thing at one hundred
and sixty one later today. So that's a good reason
to go to the Big Show dot Com and get
your name in the het. Okay, now I'm rolling on,
I go, I'm going.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Good morning. It's to make you all already go coming
up bout twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Bob aye, Bob and I goes.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Board's got some of you Crimson Tide fans.
Speaker 10 (11:50):
It says you don't like it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
O Mama back on the winning ways. So hang on
for Bob. Yeah, right now it's time to axite Yo.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
What's up?
Speaker 13 (12:06):
Welcome to ax Heche. Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry.
Teddy got taking picture of their feet. He got a foot.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
Than going on.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You know what's gonna be bad When he starts taking
pictures of John Boy.
Speaker 13 (12:20):
He gets impulse of that Hamito, He's gonna think twice.
Welcome to axe Eche, the place to golf for all
the fall one one you need for all your what
you call intro persponal relations. Sure as he dig this,
dear Ike, I live in Mississippi, home to some of
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the most beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately, I'm
wider than Casper's enter thighs in the winter time. How
does someone like myself entice such beautiful women without getting
the Holy water thrown on me? Signed melanin lover in Carthage,
Damn mail. I have helped a lot of white boys
(13:02):
in my life. But Dee, you is white, Rice White,
snow white, Jeff Foxworthy white.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And you are interested in Nubian princesses.
Speaker 13 (13:15):
When I, first of all, see when you use big words,
I don't know. I take that as a sign of disrespect.
See I's been around, but not around the world. Well
not like that anyway, right, jackie wink wank. So I
had to look up that word, and since I didn't
know how to specificate it, it took some time. Allow
(13:35):
me to elucidrate nubian an inhabitant of Nubia. Then I
had to look up two bulwords, inhabitant and nubia. Well
there's two things that live in Nubia, people and goats.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I'm hoping to hell you asking me about feeble.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Because if you've got to thank for goats, gift bill
Engvalla call.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
But next time just saying I how do I get
a sister?
Speaker 13 (14:03):
That's gonna see it's both a lot of time, your
damn big word using cracker.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
So you wanna be a cocoaholic, You have come to
the right place. Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 13 (14:17):
Now, getting a sister is a tricky propter position, even
if you is a brother. First of all, you got
to uh decidify if you're looking for a grabbing grouse
situation or you looking for something long terminal. Now I
suggest on the one nights all right optionary see as
opposed to a steady thing see in a lot of ways,
sisters are just like white women crazy with one big
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differentiation femail. If you in a relationship and cheat on
a white girl, oh she gonna let the air out
of your ties, or say bad things about your dog,
or call and hang up on your new squeeze.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Now, if you cheat.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
On a sister, she will cut you. Let me repeat that.
She will cut you even if you don't see it.
She is strapified. Sometimes she got a switch play sometime
a straight raiser. Hell I knew one woman carry a
butter knife. She was the worst. She'd hurt you as
(15:15):
bad as the others.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It just took a long speciality. If she is cutting
off something, you might want to keep me.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
Now, if you want to score points or just playing score,
a good rualification of thumb is to take them to
the trough. All sstas like to eat a lot, a lot,
a lot, not just the big nlcotta types, but the
skinny little ray Dong Chong type two. Tell them you
got an unlimited gift card to the red blobster.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha, you
is next.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Whatever you do, don't ask if she's a vegetarian. If
she wanted vegetables, she'd date bugs Bunley. So if you
think strolling her to the salad is gonna get those
boots knocking, remember eight, he will cut you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
All sisters are beautiful.
Speaker 13 (16:09):
That chocklific complex in them, full lip, that booty.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Who somebody give me somebody's wanted to spill on my lap?
Speaker 13 (16:18):
And sisters love love love it. When you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But there is uh what you call worderating
signs to look for now. I ain't sure why it is,
but if she got them big fake giant eyelashes that
look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them last year,
(16:41):
so long you got cretits living in there. And when
she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them what you
call ain'tus fly traps gets too stepping. Personally, I think
ink stinks. Now, why would you put grafeitt lely on
a holy temple?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Baby?
Speaker 13 (16:57):
But this is life In the twenty first century, few
huge lots of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
No biggie.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
As long as she got butterflies or Chinese words, that's cool.
If she got a bunch of names, the dead people
she knows ease on out of their chances are she
is saving a spot for you. And finally, if she
got fingernails long as than four inches run, there's only
one reason why she got them things.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
She will cut you.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
The last thing I'll leave you with Mail is this.
Don't talk over her head. Don't try to guesstimate her
educational level. Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually
figure out if she's high Q or low Q.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
But if you go around using words like nubian, she
gonna cut you.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
So there you go, My brother, Mail a one way
ticket to sister Hell. You might find a winner or
make a duddy. Just wear something you don't mind getting bloody.
We're good running shoes. In case you gotta split. She
could scare you so bad you just might throw mud.
But no matter how wive she has treated with class
(18:09):
is if you put your boot in her booty, she
will cut your ass.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
If you own a axy like mail to ix like
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didn't see two eight two one nine or email anybody
but me at the Big Show dot com.
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Oh look at Patrick Round he saw Tom boys Hanito right.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Good morning.
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You got the Big Show on the radio.
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More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there.
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This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of eh OH,
head of the Big Show Science in History division. And
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be
history Don Boy and Biddy the Big Here.
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Yo.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
When I say that'll be, I didn't mean to a
pie and naked you.
Speaker 14 (19:07):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I need?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Let's make sure on the radio celebrate me. Friday morning
in October seventeen.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
We're all heavy bones.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble a feeling in my bone, says I have my
weed bubble hubbub. Imma have to be Boyama happen to
be boy.
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Oh, we did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey, my.
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Little box pot got hit by a car Ubble hub
hubbub A hubber.
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But his guns in the box and put him in
a drawer.
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Pubb hubb Oh. I'ma hap to be boy Ima happy boy. Oh,
and did good when things are going here?
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We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
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Ubba hubbubble. I looked at the drawer and started to
last hubble hubbubble because i'm'a have to beat boy. I
don't have beat boy.
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Oh.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Good things are going yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Hey, good morning.
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it's our man bob Ibock on the line, good morning, Bob, Hey.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Good morning John Boy and Billy. And if somebody ask
me the other day the word legacy, what does that mean?
Why I first thought of your show because your show
has been around for so many years, it's a legacy show.
But you know, we're talking about something a different kind
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put those two words together, you're thinking about Alabama football
and all our history. So I wanted to get this
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before on a football. They're only going to make twenty
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twenty five of these fully licensed, full sized footballs. Everything
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It's selling for just one hundred and twenty nine dollars
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idea or birthday idea coming up? And what makes it
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eighteen of the national championships by years with their season record,
as well as the scorer of the championship game, right
next to an Alabama helmet logo. Now you move down
to the second panel right underneath that, and we'll list
all thirty of the SEC championship years, their overall record
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conference records, and again have more Alabama logos there, and
then the last panel on there. Now, I know we've
put some of these of the Bryant Denny Stadium aerial
photographs before, but this one is special because that.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Never seen anything like this, Bob, I just want to
say that, buddy.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Oh, I'm telling you. You go left to right, you'll
see the whole stadium right there on that panel. But
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You know over the years that we've done so many
things with you guys. Uh, we've got some other products
on there that if you're looking for a holiday get.
They've got a couple special Georgia and Michigan footballs, and
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I know there's got to be a bunch of people
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You may you may have one or two of them
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from Michigan. But they have some really cool stuff there,
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Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, that's it. You can go to nikosports dot com.
You can call eight hundred and three four five twenty
eight sixty eight, click on the link at the Big
Show dot com. That's a good way to do it though,
go to the Nikosports dot com and do a little
browsing there. Yeah, awesome stuff, Bob, Thank you so much, buddy.
We'll talk to you again for Christmas time.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
All right, Hey, let's do that John Boy and Billy.
Maybe we'll come up with a John Boy and Billy
legacy football.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Hey, nice, I'll just swipe Randy's headphones and do something
wonderful on those. Man, you've got great pictures you take
care to Okay, all right, thank you very much. As
bye bye, Bob, and I go sports. Y'all Alabama fans, oh,
Georgia fans, and even a few Michigans hanging around there
and check out click on the link at the Big
Show dot com. All right, well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy.
(26:14):
Let's jump right in here and review yesterday's question. We
found out when Milton Bradley first introduced this game in
sixty six, it was banned for most retailers, so it
was inappropriate for children. Called it sex in a box?
What could it be?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
What is twister?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's right, we got to play.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
That again.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Help me up. All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. You've
probably heard the term rank and file used around your workplace,
But the phrase actually comes from this centuries old board
game what is cornhole? Everything one ain't underd Big Show,
(26:55):
you told free line across America. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next. Good morning. It's a big show on the
(27:26):
radio Worlding to you Friday morning. I feature tracks from
the Big Show, bid Box, Marvin Webster, White people scary
versus Black people, scary, keyword scary to the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com. And right now, let's
play dance live across America. It's John Boy Duffle and
(27:46):
now your host.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
The main difference between him and Superman is Superman has supervision.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He requires it.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Thank you. They heard a Terry out of Pinevale, North Carolina.
Good morning, Terry, Hey, good morning, John Boy, Hey buddy.
All right, Terry, you got first shout of John boyd
Jebardy this morning. Well, you probably heard the term rank
and file used around your workplace. Well, the phrase actually
comes from this centuries old board game What you got.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
Terry, John Boy? I believe it's gotta be chess?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You think, Well, that is a centuries old board game.
Let's see, is it chess?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
On a chessboard. The horizontal row of squares called ranks,
and the vertical rows are called files. There you go,
rank and file. Look at that and Terry for you, buddy,
Priz back head over to your path in Pinevale.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
Thank you, John Boy. Hey, can I give a quick shout?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Of course you can, Hey, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (28:57):
Listen y'all for years and we love you. At a
city Charlotte and I just want to say shout out
to my friends Tracy and Quincy, my coworker Mike, of course,
my son Ben and my wife Anna, and my friend
Brian Rogers. Thank you so much, you and Jackie Tator
and all of you. We really, we really love you.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Well darn that is awesome, buddy, Thank you so much.
We appreciate that.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Love you back, Oh lot man, All right, hang over
with Jackiets you don't tear some love over everybody? Hi body,
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Of your news on the other side.
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Remembering the raper for our Friday morning away, getting the
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New scrap, big shows on the radio. Yes again, Robert
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B telling you thrust. The women are thinking about where
have all the hunks gone? Here's one Kimberly Ann Strassel says,
the year I plan to conduct my own Academy Awards,
and in my newly created category, a best red blooded Meal,
I regret to say I can offer only one nominee,
and that's King Kong. Where have all the tough guys gone?
(30:35):
From its earliest days? Hollywood has had a glorious tradition
of punch throwing, gun toting, testosterone oozing leading men, and
the world has loved every one of them. James Cagney,
Humphrey Bogard, Gary Cooper, John Wayne Lee, Marvin Charles Bronson,
Steve McQueen, many many more. These were the men of
the movies, and today these marvelous males have given way
(30:59):
to a generation of Hollywood consumptives, metrosexuals, if you will,
The most solid thing about whom are the perky cheek
bones Jude Law, Johnny depp, Leo DiCaprio, Envy and Brody
Ashton Cutcher. If producers are wondering why box office sales
keep falling, they might consider that America wants something more
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from its men than potty lips and foot long eyelashes.
The new Hollywood man isn't noble or daring or silent
or even beefy. He emotes. He is fragile and flawed.
He's a forty year old virgin. He is a hobbit.
Some of the older toughies are still knocking around, and
it's getting to be a bit of a geriatric ward.
Where's the next generation of tough guys? They're out there.
(31:43):
They just happen to go by the names of Angelina
Joli about that. Where about the Haunk's gone? They become
honky women. Robert d Rayford, John boyn Billy Show.
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Good Friday morning. There's a big show on a radio
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Hello friends, you're all Palp Burnford here with.
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Another Epiglotti evacuating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Heavenly Clocks as our story opens and
angel is giving a newly arrived person the grand Tour
of Heaven.
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And this is the health spa. Oh that's huge. Yeah,
we have everything.
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Tennis courts, pickleball courts, weight room, Olympic sized swimming pool,
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It are What are all those logs for log tossing?
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The Scottish complained we didn't have enough stuff for them,
but they are after all, you know Scottish.
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Yeah, you get it.
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This is our cineplex, three thousand screens.
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Holy bait. And do you get all the latest releases?
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No, we only show movies made before the nineties, you know,
after that, everything's pretty much crap.
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Well you got that right. So what's that gigantic building
over there?
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Oh that is the Commissary. Foods from all over the globe,
prepared by the finest gourmetze. Anything you want, they can
make it. Wow, anything anything?
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Uh?
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How about chilled monkey brains like in that Indiana Jones movie?
Are you busy on Thursday? Christmas? This place has everything.
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Your home has state of the art everything, and the
beds are actual clouds.
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Oh sounds heavenly. I see what you did there. Hey,
what's that closet over there that says keep out? Oh
that that's the Hall of clocks.
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See, every person is assigned a clock when they're born,
and that clock represents their life.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Here just take a look. Wow, yeah copy that. Why
are some of the hands moving faster than the others.
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Good eye, good eye. See it means that the person
has committed some acts of stupidity, and in doing so,
the clock's hands move faster.
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Shortly in their existence. Uh, this place is full of surprises.
Do you have any celebrities clocks? You know, it would
just be fun to see one of those. Everybody has
a clock. Pick a name? Oh wow, okay, how about
Jimmy Kimmel. Oh sorry, yeah, that's not here. Oh well,
where is it.
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It's up in the office.
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We've been using it as a fan.
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Son of a.
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We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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Oh look, it's blown open my two top buttons.
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Tune in next time. Well we'll hear Jimmy Kimmel's near
do well. Guardian angels say, hey, big man, let me
hold a dollar.
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I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad name. I don't.
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Today She's got.
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Me back.
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To it.
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What work?
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Hey?
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Man? What are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We got to get out of here.
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Who does have a light?
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I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
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What do you do for fun?
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Oh no, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work, work,
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I realized my father makes a lot of money.
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Weekend Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
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Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party.
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All is will taste you is.
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What's what's work?
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I hate work?
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I hate work, I hate what.
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Listen this stud.
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I find I'm on my same level. I'm not gonna
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Hey, thanks for asking.
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I'm doing great. Oh my gosh, I had my coffee
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I like what going on? It is Friday. We're tickled
about that. It's October the seventeenth. So when is Halloween?
What day? I think it's Friday, the thirty first Friday,
So one week from two weeks from today. There you go? Okay, good?
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Are they ready? I don't know when we're gonna start
getting some candy around the house. Candy. I got a
feeling it stays hidden until after the events. Yeah, it
does get in the two weeks. It will never make
it all right? I like this, So, uh, what do
y'all give out?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
You know?
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Or Randy, do you do you do it?
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You know?
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Do you go all out? Do you have that shoot
like during the COVID Now it's he had always like
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My gosh, can and the kids loved it?
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Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It look fun. Yeah, but no, we're not doing this
this year. We're doing an astronaut theme.
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I have an astronaut outfit, and I've got space rocks.
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And you mean yourself in the mouse in your my.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Family, don't don't let them give them space rocks and
be told.
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About you know, these are like pipe rocks, but they're
space rocks.
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Oh and you give those to the little trigger traders.
That and a number of other space for NASA related candies.
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Well that's not scary like you scared them before.
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No, But if they asked me to raise my mask,
you know the advisor that's on the helmet, it's a
skeleton head. I'm not scared the hell letting me down,
all right? Oh yes, Randy, is that guy in the
neighborhood that the kids kind of look forward to leave
until they leave us front yard?
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How many times you.
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Zero? Nice? Oh yeah, Well, let's see what we're giving
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Eighteen twenty four thinking about breakfast because boarding housekeepers in
New York, responding to the high cost of living this
is eighteen twenty four, voted to serve boarders only four
prunes each for breakfast. Well, four prunes, that's it. Lost.
Some living is way up there. You want to go
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to that modern hotel. We talked about one bathroom, place
in the basement, washbowls in every room.
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Get that fifth prune.
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Move up to twelve. Lance Armstrong lost a host of
endorsements in the wake of his doping scandal. We were
trading down his blood. Man, he has the oxygen and
that didn't he had cancer? Didn't he testicular? Yes? Okay,
they didn't have anything to do with it. I don't
think so.
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I thought it was like a steroid or something.
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There's strong, strong speculation that steroids can mess up your.
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Yeah, I don't know if that's it is, like they
exchanged blood. I mean it's real. Ye Oh, I know,
it's pretty weird. Yeah. That was twenty twelve, Okay. And
then finally last year, one year ago, teen smoking in
the US fell to its lowest level than twenty five
years decreasing by twenty percent in one year, from two
point eight million to two point twenty five million, including
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e cigarettes.
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See I would have immediately thought, oh, it's because they've
started vaping, but even vaping is yeah.
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Good good kids.
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eight hundred Big Shows you told free line of Gross
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Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the big.
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Prize being Let's go he contested number one. This should
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When you're playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
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A big shots.
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Of blue from Emma wat can I say we have shots?
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You are Blue?
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Man gun get him going on? Man, Hey you are Blue.
Welcome in here. Body has everything so far good?
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How are you doing?
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All right?
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Man? Real good? But I Blue. We're gonna get you
through these three categories and get that lord Tiger's prize
pike on the way to you. Ready to go?
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I'm ready to go?
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Does dog give us three things served at breakfast? Ready?
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I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say bacon, eggs, and sausage.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, like it's eighteen twenty four. You get four prunes,
all right? And Blue? Three sports that have sponsors, ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I'd have to say NASCAR, UFC, and fishing and Olympic sports.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Then you got four of them right then? And for
the wind, three things you can smoke? Ready go, I'm.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Gonna say cigarette, cigar and marijuana.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Cigs around all right? Blue, big old prize pack heading
over to Annawa. Four you ma, congratulations, Thank you brother?
Yeah boy? I was from uh an Andy Griffith Show
episode Blue that was a dog Barney was training really Blue.
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There's a man out there with a gun. Get him.
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Get it?
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Blue?
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Did work man? Gun?
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Get him?
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He called to a criminal at the end of the episode.
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Oh no, I said, I haven't seen it. There's a
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big Joe on the radio. AI, y'all.
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It is Operation Christmas Child Time. I bore ran the rental,
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Since nineteen ninety three, over two hundred and thirty two
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I don't want to talk about the Let go y'all,
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Bob aye, Bob and I goes.
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Board's got some of you Crimson Tide fans.
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It says you don't like it.
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O Mama back on the winning ways. So hang on
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What's up?
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Welcome to ax Heche. Patrick, I'm sorry, Jack, I'm sorry.
Teddy got taking picture of their feet. He got a foot.
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Than going on.
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Now.
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You know what's gonna be bad When he starts taking
pictures of John Boy.
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He gets impulse of that Hamito, He's gonna think twice.
Welcome to axe Eche, the place to golf for all
the fall one one you need for all your what
you call intro persponal relations. Sure as he dig this,
dear Ike, I live in Mississippi, home to some of
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the most beautiful Nubian princesses in the world. Unfortunately, I'm
wider than Casper's enter thighs in the winter time. How
does someone like myself entice such beautiful women without getting
the Holy water thrown on me? Signed melanin lover in Carthage,
Damn mail. I have helped a lot of white boys
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in my life. But Dee, you is white, Rice White,
snow white, Jeff Foxworthy white.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
And you are interested in Nubian princesses.
Speaker 13 (13:15):
When I, first of all, see when you use big words,
I don't know. I take that as a sign of disrespect.
See I's been around, but not around the world. Well
not like that anyway, right, jackie wink wank. So I
had to look up that word, and since I didn't
know how to specificate it, it took some time. Allow
(13:35):
me to elucidrate nubian an inhabitant of Nubia. Then I
had to look up two bulwords, inhabitant and nubia. Well
there's two things that live in Nubia, people and goats.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I'm hoping to hell you asking me about feeble.
Speaker 13 (13:55):
Because if you've got to thank for goats, gift bill
Engvalla call.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
But next time just saying I how do I get
a sister?
Speaker 13 (14:03):
That's gonna see it's both a lot of time, your
damn big word using cracker.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
So you wanna be a cocoaholic, You have come to
the right place. Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 13 (14:17):
Now, getting a sister is a tricky propter position, even
if you is a brother. First of all, you got
to uh decidify if you're looking for a grabbing grouse
situation or you looking for something long terminal. Now I
suggest on the one nights all right optionary see as
opposed to a steady thing see in a lot of ways,
sisters are just like white women crazy with one big
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differentiation femail. If you in a relationship and cheat on
a white girl, oh she gonna let the air out
of your ties, or say bad things about your dog,
or call and hang up on your new squeeze.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Now, if you cheat.
Speaker 13 (14:54):
On a sister, she will cut you. Let me repeat that.
She will cut you even if you don't see it.
She is strapified. Sometimes she got a switch play sometime
a straight raiser. Hell I knew one woman carry a
butter knife. She was the worst. She'd hurt you as
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bad as the others.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It just took a long speciality. If she is cutting
off something, you might want to keep me.
Speaker 13 (15:26):
Now, if you want to score points or just playing score,
a good rualification of thumb is to take them to
the trough. All sstas like to eat a lot, a lot,
a lot, not just the big nlcotta types, but the
skinny little ray Dong Chong type two. Tell them you
got an unlimited gift card to the red blobster.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
And when she finally gets done eating, ha ha, you
is next.
Speaker 13 (15:49):
Whatever you do, don't ask if she's a vegetarian. If
she wanted vegetables, she'd date bugs Bunley. So if you
think strolling her to the salad is gonna get those
boots knocking, remember eight, he will cut you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
All sisters are beautiful.
Speaker 13 (16:09):
That chocklific complex in them, full lip, that booty.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Who somebody give me somebody's wanted to spill on my lap?
Speaker 13 (16:18):
And sisters love love love it. When you complimenterate their appearance.
You can't see it, but trust me, ha ha, they
is blushing. But there is uh what you call worderating
signs to look for now. I ain't sure why it is,
but if she got them big fake giant eyelashes that
look like kitchen curtains, she's got psychrolophical problems them last year,
(16:41):
so long you got cretits living in there. And when
she starts blinkerating, looks like one of them what you
call ain'tus fly traps gets too stepping. Personally, I think
ink stinks. Now, why would you put grafeitt lely on
a holy temple?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Baby?
Speaker 13 (16:57):
But this is life In the twenty first century, few
huge lots of sisters have tattooified their body.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
No biggie.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
As long as she got butterflies or Chinese words, that's cool.
If she got a bunch of names, the dead people
she knows ease on out of their chances are she
is saving a spot for you. And finally, if she
got fingernails long as than four inches run, there's only
one reason why she got them things.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
She will cut you.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
The last thing I'll leave you with Mail is this.
Don't talk over her head. Don't try to guesstimate her
educational level. Just use small, polite words and you'll eventually
figure out if she's high Q or low Q.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
But if you go around using words like nubian, she
gonna cut you.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
So there you go, My brother, Mail a one way
ticket to sister Hell. You might find a winner or
make a duddy. Just wear something you don't mind getting bloody.
We're good running shoes. In case you gotta split. She
could scare you so bad you just might throw mud.
But no matter how wive she has treated with class
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is if you put your boot in her booty, she
will cut your ass.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
This is ike peace out.
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Oh look at Patrick Round he saw Tom boys Hanito right.
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Good morning.
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You got the Big Show on the radio.
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This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of eh OH,
head of the Big Show Science in History division. And
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be
history Don Boy and Biddy the Big Here.
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Yo.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
When I say that'll be, I didn't mean to a
pie and naked you.
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I need?
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Good morning?
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Let's make sure on the radio celebrate me. Friday morning
in October seventeen.
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We're all heavy bones.
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I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble a feeling in my bone, says I have my
weed bubble hubbub. Imma have to be Boyama happen to
be boy.
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Oh, we did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey, my.
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Little box pot got hit by a car Ubble hub
hubbub A hubber.
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But his guns in the box and put him in
a drawer.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Pubb hubb Oh. I'ma hap to be boy Ima happy boy. Oh,
and did good when things are going here?
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We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Ubba hubbubble. I looked at the drawer and started to
last hubble hubbubble because i'm'a have to beat boy. I
don't have beat boy.
Speaker 13 (21:04):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Good things are going yeah.
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Hey, good morning.
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Big shows on the radio coming up.
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it's our man bob Ibock on the line, good morning, Bob, Hey.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Good morning John Boy and Billy. And if somebody ask
me the other day the word legacy, what does that mean?
Why I first thought of your show because your show
has been around for so many years, it's a legacy show.
But you know, we're talking about something a different kind
of legacy today. It's called Crimson legacy. And when you
(22:06):
put those two words together, you're thinking about Alabama football
and all our history. So I wanted to get this
out as an item that I think Bama fans will
really really appreciate. It's something that I've never seen them
before on a football. They're only going to make twenty
(22:26):
twenty five of these fully licensed, full sized footballs. Everything
will be embossed on the various panels of the ball.
It's selling for just one hundred and twenty nine dollars
and ninety five cents. Would make a great holiday gift
idea or birthday idea coming up? And what makes it
so special? On the top panel, we will list all
(22:49):
eighteen of the national championships by years with their season record,
as well as the scorer of the championship game, right
next to an Alabama helmet logo. Now you move down
to the second panel right underneath that, and we'll list
all thirty of the SEC championship years, their overall record
(23:11):
conference records, and again have more Alabama logos there, and
then the last panel on there. Now, I know we've
put some of these of the Bryant Denny Stadium aerial
photographs before, but this one is special because that.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Never seen anything like this, Bob, I just want to
say that, buddy.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Oh, I'm telling you. You go left to right, you'll
see the whole stadium right there on that panel. But
it's the only football that's ever been produced with the
Alabama band spelling that A in the middle of the field.
It is really something else. So if you're a Bama fan,
you're gonna want to get this. It is very historic.
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Only twenty twenty five will ever be made. This puppy
is going to sell out real real quick. And if
you want to get it again, it's only one hundred
and twenty nine dollars and ninety five cents. You'll get
a number certificate of authenticity. Don't miss out on this football.
You'll never have one produced just like this ever. Again,
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the toll free number to call to order these is
one eight hundred three four five two eight six eight.
That's one eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty
eight for this Crimson Legacy football full sized. You can
see it on the website. You can order it there
at nicosports dot com, nik coosports dot com. That's nik
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coosports dot com, or hit them up at eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight. And one other thought.
You know over the years that we've done so many
things with you guys. Uh, we've got some other products
on there that if you're looking for a holiday get.
They've got a couple special Georgia and Michigan footballs, and
(25:05):
I know there's got to be a bunch of people
in your audience love the Bulldogs and certainly Michigan as well.
You may you may have one or two of them
that you could pick off the line down there, you know,
from Michigan. But they have some really cool stuff there,
so check that out as well.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, that's it. You can go to nikosports dot com.
You can call eight hundred and three four five twenty
eight sixty eight, click on the link at the Big
Show dot com. That's a good way to do it though,
go to the Nikosports dot com and do a little
browsing there. Yeah, awesome stuff, Bob, Thank you so much, buddy.
We'll talk to you again for Christmas time.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
All right, Hey, let's do that John Boy and Billy.
Maybe we'll come up with a John Boy and Billy
legacy football.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Hey, nice, I'll just swipe Randy's headphones and do something
wonderful on those. Man, you've got great pictures you take
care to Okay, all right, thank you very much. As
bye bye, Bob, and I go sports. Y'all Alabama fans, oh,
Georgia fans, and even a few Michigans hanging around there
and check out click on the link at the Big
Show dot com. All right, well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy.
(26:14):
Let's jump right in here and review yesterday's question. We
found out when Milton Bradley first introduced this game in
sixty six, it was banned for most retailers, so it
was inappropriate for children. Called it sex in a box?
What could it be?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
What is twister?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's right, we got to play.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
That again.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Help me up. All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. You've
probably heard the term rank and file used around your workplace,
But the phrase actually comes from this centuries old board
game what is cornhole? Everything one ain't underd Big Show,
(26:55):
you told free line across America. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next. Good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio Worlding to you Friday morning. I feature tracks from
the Big Show, bid Box, Marvin Webster, White people scary
versus Black people, scary, keyword scary to the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com. And right now, let's
play dance live across America. It's John Boy Duffle and
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now your host.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
The main difference between him and Superman is Superman has supervision.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He requires it.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Thank you. They heard a Terry out of Pinevale, North Carolina.
Good morning, Terry, Hey, good morning, John Boy, Hey buddy.
All right, Terry, you got first shout of John boyd
Jebardy this morning. Well, you probably heard the term rank
and file used around your workplace. Well, the phrase actually
comes from this centuries old board game What you got.
Speaker 15 (28:22):
Terry, John Boy? I believe it's gotta be chess?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You think, Well, that is a centuries old board game.
Let's see, is it chess?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yes? It is.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
On a chessboard. The horizontal row of squares called ranks,
and the vertical rows are called files. There you go,
rank and file. Look at that and Terry for you, buddy,
Priz back head over to your path in Pinevale.
Speaker 15 (28:52):
Thank you, John Boy. Hey, can I give a quick shout?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Of course you can, Hey, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (28:57):
Listen y'all for years and we love you. At a
city Charlotte and I just want to say shout out
to my friends Tracy and Quincy, my coworker Mike, of course,
my son Ben and my wife Anna, and my friend
Brian Rogers. Thank you so much, you and Jackie Tator
and all of you. We really, we really love you.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Well darn that is awesome, buddy, Thank you so much.
We appreciate that.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Love you back, Oh lot man, All right, hang over
with Jackiets you don't tear some love over everybody? Hi body,
Mony hour and top.
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Of your news on the other side.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Remembering the raper for our Friday morning away, getting the
playhouse man.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
New scrap, big shows on the radio. Yes again, Robert
(30:14):
B telling you thrust. The women are thinking about where
have all the hunks gone? Here's one Kimberly Ann Strassel says,
the year I plan to conduct my own Academy Awards,
and in my newly created category, a best red blooded Meal,
I regret to say I can offer only one nominee,
and that's King Kong. Where have all the tough guys gone?
(30:35):
From its earliest days? Hollywood has had a glorious tradition
of punch throwing, gun toting, testosterone oozing leading men, and
the world has loved every one of them. James Cagney,
Humphrey Bogard, Gary Cooper, John Wayne Lee, Marvin Charles Bronson,
Steve McQueen, many many more. These were the men of
the movies, and today these marvelous males have given way
(30:59):
to a generation of Hollywood consumptives, metrosexuals, if you will,
The most solid thing about whom are the perky cheek
bones Jude Law, Johnny depp, Leo DiCaprio, Envy and Brody
Ashton Cutcher. If producers are wondering why box office sales
keep falling, they might consider that America wants something more
(31:20):
from its men than potty lips and foot long eyelashes.
The new Hollywood man isn't noble or daring or silent
or even beefy. He emotes. He is fragile and flawed.
He's a forty year old virgin. He is a hobbit.
Some of the older toughies are still knocking around, and
it's getting to be a bit of a geriatric ward.
Where's the next generation of tough guys? They're out there.
(31:43):
They just happen to go by the names of Angelina
Joli about that. Where about the Haunk's gone? They become
honky women. Robert d Rayford, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Good Friday morning. There's a big show on a radio
later this morning. Tom so ons and pigs every game
in the NFL. You ain't gonna be around. He can
catch us on the John wo millen Ley Rosers podcast
after the broadcast. Lunchtime already action.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Hello friends, you're all Palp Burnford here with.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
Another Epiglotti evacuating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Heavenly Clocks as our story opens and
angel is giving a newly arrived person the grand Tour
of Heaven.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
And this is the health spa. Oh that's huge. Yeah,
we have everything.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Tennis courts, pickleball courts, weight room, Olympic sized swimming pool,
you name.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
It are What are all those logs for log tossing?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
The Scottish complained we didn't have enough stuff for them,
but they are after all, you know Scottish.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, you get it.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
This is our cineplex, three thousand screens.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Holy bait. And do you get all the latest releases?
Speaker 5 (33:19):
No, we only show movies made before the nineties, you know,
after that, everything's pretty much crap.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Well you got that right. So what's that gigantic building
over there?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Oh that is the Commissary. Foods from all over the globe,
prepared by the finest gourmetze. Anything you want, they can
make it. Wow, anything anything?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:37):
How about chilled monkey brains like in that Indiana Jones movie?
Are you busy on Thursday? Christmas? This place has everything.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Your home has state of the art everything, and the
beds are actual clouds.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Oh sounds heavenly. I see what you did there. Hey,
what's that closet over there that says keep out? Oh
that that's the Hall of clocks.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
See, every person is assigned a clock when they're born,
and that clock represents their life.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Here just take a look. Wow, yeah copy that. Why
are some of the hands moving faster than the others.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Good eye, good eye. See it means that the person
has committed some acts of stupidity, and in doing so,
the clock's hands move faster.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Shortly in their existence. Uh, this place is full of surprises.
Do you have any celebrities clocks? You know, it would
just be fun to see one of those. Everybody has
a clock. Pick a name? Oh wow, okay, how about
Jimmy Kimmel. Oh sorry, yeah, that's not here. Oh well,
where is it.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
It's up in the office.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
We've been using it as a fan.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Son of a.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Oh look, it's blown open my two top buttons.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Tune in next time. Well we'll hear Jimmy Kimmel's near
do well. Guardian angels say, hey, big man, let me
hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
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over your local news weather sports.
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This is Royal.
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That is the king veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the Mongol, and aggravator of the Automania.
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All listening to my two royal jests, Those gap toothed
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H morning.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
There's a big show on the radio, and this is
your one hour Alert John Boys Wonderful Thing Giveaway number
one hundred and sixty one. Unless you have a magic
Genie appear, you gotta get your name in the hat. Well,
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magic Genie appear. It's that disc plaque featuring a laser
cut silhouette of the A J sixty military helicopter. I
wish I could see. I can't see the names.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Couple of well it was one husband, one wife. Okay,
they were married to each other when they said, I
can't remember the names. Now I can't here? Am I
doing COVI? I've only had a genie too.
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Never mind, I gotta move this.
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Oh lord, what are you sorry? I'm sorry? This is
your one hour learning But that's why it all started.
There you go hit the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
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Speaker 4 (37:46):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 8 (37:48):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
This when sure, don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and
we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
I hate work.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
I've been having a very bad name. I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:37):
It's good.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Today She's got.
Speaker 15 (38:52):
Me back.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
To it.
Speaker 15 (39:04):
Yeahday work work work?
Speaker 13 (39:13):
What work?
Speaker 7 (39:14):
What work? Work?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Man? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Man?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 7 (39:22):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 8 (39:23):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
We just we just work.
Speaker 16 (39:26):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Well.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
I realized my father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
But you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Weekend Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
The time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Cool?
Speaker 7 (39:54):
Bus off part.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Oh No, I am not today.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
I'm very text paid.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
Work work what what?
Speaker 12 (40:52):
What?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
What?
Speaker 7 (40:53):
What's what's work?
Speaker 15 (40:54):
I hate work?
Speaker 9 (40:54):
I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
Listen this stud.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
All right now, we're ready to play my game. Beat
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