October 29, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - Count Dracula relocated down south - but has some issues.. - Operation Christmas Child is encouraging us all to get to packing those shoeboxes - we’ll talk to Jim Harrelson from Samaritan’s Purse for an update.. - Dracula leaves a voicemail for Egor.. - We’ll fill a request for John Boy’s famous “push-up poot”.. - and we’ll wrap up with Big Al & Big Al’s Halloween Mosque from Hell!…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Foley. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the Big Show when I wake.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Up in a vein river.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Go on and laugh.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And leave the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Work a good little news s up and home while
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the bummer music and total church Ki please, hey, Bonny.
By Wednesday, October the twenty ninth, you got the big
show on the radio. Enjoy us please. It is Operation
Christmas Child time. Later this morning, talked to the Vice
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President for Operation Christmas Child, our old buddy, Jim Harrelson.
All right, oh damn wake him up. Gotta get damn
shoe boxes filled toward National Collection Week beginning November seventeenth.
All right, national days. Let's look at these stupid days
right quickly, we do National Cat Day. Har got a cat.
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I'm not ready for another cat. I've been missing my
famed cat Angelo. Well, go right ahead, Minnie Pearl would
eat one. That's what's kind of holding me back here. Yeah,
National oat Meal Day, alright, have a little old meal
this morning, this National Hermit Day, share one with the hermits.
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Go he probably won't like it. That's why their hermits. Okay,
let me go back to Hermit Day. Why is that
the day to take some time to spend the loan? Okay,
you don't actually go out and find.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
A hermit and try to you know, there's they're kind
of hard to find on purpose.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, we got three days in this are saved up.
We'll use those for our category and get the winning
beginning without bursts. Hey, hunter's got a happy hurt prize back.
We're gonna play four wake up big shows on a radio.
Good morning big shows on a radio. Said it is
hunting season. Man spent a couple of days dunk hunting
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had something like the season comes in for two days
like last weekend. As we had to get on out
to the hide out. Say hell old everybody the new
Burn our radio station on the New Bern, North Carolina WSFL.
Then y'all own the allerd banks. So I got to
listen to you Saturday morning, Tator. Good job broke all right?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Then?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So where was I was talking about? Three days in here?
So Oh, the hunting season. Yeah, yeah, because our first
prize bag is this Happy Herd pack. Get you some
happy herd to make top quality attract unte minerals and
feed for deer, bear and hogs. Bear season looks like
seeing around here the eighth of the tenth in our county.
So remind me about that. If y'all click on the
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Happy Herd banner, I gotta love y'all to do.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Don't you want to click on the.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Banner of the Big Show dot com and listen up?
You can win you some three days in history where
we got our categories. It was nineteen forty seven. Ge
is the first to successfully produce rain by seeding cumulus
clouds with dry ice in Concord, New Hampshire. All right,
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ninety five of t ran Court. That's t ran Iran.
I guess you pronounced it Tyron.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Anyway, they sent us a thirty one year old Iranian
man to twenty lashes after he dressed like a woman
and rode in the segregated women's section of a bus.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
How bad did he need the ride?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, women had already beaten him up during the ride. Yeah, really,
he said he did it to win a thirty three
dollar bet with his father. Okay, so women beat him
up and he got twenty lashes. You dad, hey, oh,
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y'all celebrating the tears that iran waving flags. Going over
there for a little bit and spend some time with him.
I love him so much, all right. And finally six
Dan Smith finally caught the big one in Texas Trinity
River at Fort Worth. It was a forty pound blue catfish.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
He phoned his brother and asked him to drive over
his fishing scale and camera. So forty pounds, forty two
inches long, twenty seven inch girth. Send the brothers through
the big one back right, I belave you. Oh, there
you go. There's the categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line, come on, play out bursts next,
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Good morning. It is to make show on the radio.
Run it through your Tuesday October twenty feature track when
it makes your big box. I brought on call he
what you got now? We had marmon yesterday. There Anny,
wake up, it's a brand new day. It's the middle
of the week. There today, look at Clyde the camel
all right, but today, thank you very much, Clive. Could
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he use that little Early Raid. It's confused, Big Alan,
Big Owls, Halloween Mosque from Hell is I feature track
card that's worth away? Key words Halloween now and right now.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Being let's go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
This should it be a lot of fun in your
playing Upburst.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Have all up and.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
At this time big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
From shurfside.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Music, id ain't baxtairs at you, buddy?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Hey you got me?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
John Boyd?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
How you doing my man right?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
We're working good, beautiful buddy had a beautiful surf side
peach all ride Baxter. Yeah, you know I'm looking at
the beach places fissing retirement. You gotta pull over there.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I was living a living a
golf course community and uh semi retired. But I hadn't
quite haven't. I hadn't quite given up having fun in
the courtroom yet.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know, well in the courtroom, what do you do
in there? Baxter?
Speaker 10 (07:47):
I'm up.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
I'm a criminal defense wall. You got to do a
lot of tu out defense work, a lot of traffic
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Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wow. If one of our listeners ever get is in trouble,
don't call right, I got Baxter. Awesome. But that's right,
good honor. Have you listened here, buddy? Let's get you
through these three categories. Let's let's consider this a test
you thinking quick on your feet? Okay, okay, okay, five.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Such a good I'm not too good a test taking,
but I'll give it a whirl.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay. So, in honor of ge seating clouds, we need
three kinds of weather ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
How about rain, coronadoes and sleep?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, lights are off to a got start. Now
we need three pieces of women's clothing that you may wear. No,
just just three pieces of women's clothing that me take
me my wife go?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Okay about a thong, a push up, a push up
broth an amazing sweet ah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Your wife's wow, why do you want to hang around
the house. I do want to come.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
He's on the That's why I'm sitting all retired.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Al I'm a baxter for the wind to give us
three fish caught in a river, ready to.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Go about, a trout, a bath and a brim.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There you go and work. Didn't even have to go
to the catfish.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
And you got it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
All right back there. You got a big old prize
back Bunny. Proud to have you listening, man, Glad you won.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Anytime you come through the PD, when you ride over
the PD River Bridge, throw out a corner for my dad.
He's uh, he's got a bridge named after the David
Walker Harwell Bridge. I always tell my Fridge to just talk,
Just talk your corner over the bridge.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Hang on with jacket.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Water many hour and tobe you news on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I remember in Rayferns segment for It's Wednesday Morning and
in twenty minutes latest entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
Let's go with the big show. Let's kick it off.
I'll tell you one thing. People are always surveying something,
polling people. Here's a survey I can't believe. Among driving distraction,
cell phone uses at the bottom of the numbers one
point five percent at last survey, less than eating and
drinking one point seven percent, adjusting climate controls two point
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eight percent, other occupants in the car ten point nine percent.
That's especially true in there when the young people, especially teenagers,
have a whole car full of them in there. They're
bopping and carrying along, adjusting the radio. That's eleven point
four percent of distractions, topping the list of driving distractions
outside objects, that is taking your eyes off the road
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to look at something. This is when I say all
car drivers should ride a motorcycle for a month. You
take your eyes off the road for an instant and
you can be in trouble. And another survey proves what
I have thought all along. Sleepy drivers are as apt
to chrish than drunk drivers. And the person who saw
those facts says he believes he'd be safer in a
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car with a person who's drunk because drunk drivers often
relinquish their keys. Sleepy people don't know they can be
dangerous on the road. I don't buy that argument that
a your unc will hand over his keys to someone else.
He'll usually be very macho, saying something like, hell, you're
a drunken than I am. Here's another thing we know
about drunk drivers. They leave a trail, bottles in the car,
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smell of alcohol in the car and on the person,
and of course how much alcohol is in the blood.
But no way to tell if that driver who ran
off the road was sleepy. But I'd wager that most
every time you see a story about a driver who
just ran off the road, hid a tree or something
and maybe plowed into the car up ahead, or ran
across the median, the driver fell asleep. It only takes
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an instant. And about motorcycle crashes, people always say, oh, well,
you got to watch the cars. They'll run into you.
You check the stories about motorcycle incidents, wrecks and crashes,
and you'll notice that most of them are when the
motorcycle runs off the road. That's right, usually because they're
going too fast around curves or something like that. Anyway,
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when they're going to survey that, I don't know, we
already surveyed the death, says Robert d Ray for John
Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Good Wednesday Morning Bakes Jon's on the Radio twenty minutes
away from Taylor Tayment News and John Boyd Geminy Bud
Right now and now an entry into the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say,
Diary is hot digging that ding dang dog. It's my
favorite time of year, Halloween.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
This Sason of the.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
Witch, when the dead rise from the grave. Goobers and
goblins and ass grabbing gargoyles invade the lives of.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Normal people in human monsters.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Suck the life out of god fearing people just trying
to get a handful of outsized snickers. The time of
year when the world is brought to its knees by
the supernatural evil that folks fear most. But since his
Hollywood is just cold Friday.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Thrill, a chillaw kill, a time scarier than a needy mime.
It's a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlin Jennera.
It's hollerweeny wee weed, you got a pretty mouth. Welcome
to the South of Los Angles. Dake Well Diary is time.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
Once again to put up the world famous you see
House of Holy Weird Horrors. The hardest part of all
of it is being bigger, better, and bigger mannier than
last year. But crazy Frankie and I were up to
the challenge. First thing, we moved the location. Last year
we had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
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but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded high pots. To be honest, Diary, most of
that button mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers
in the store was out of order. Hey, at least
we throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this
year we got a sweet deal on a closed big
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chain drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside.
So Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Plead as a whistled. They
even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
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good old scare. But duty at home. That's playing fair
Sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy picklebuckets. Stink pickle that he is sit a spell.
Take your drawers off, y'all use the bidet now you
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hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
and hats will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
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have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
stritting his fuzzy wolfwhanger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only thing
bolted on what and the bride of Frankenstein, She's got stitches.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Everywhere, ev re where.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Yeehaw?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Is it midnight or is it noon? I'm naked with
the creature from the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy or
drunk again? He's got a crotch like Barbie's. Can don't
be nasty or a mean? He stopped making fun of
my big green weenie. Oh creature the scales tickle yah.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Oh, he gets better ladies and germs. Folks that want
to go through for gratis gotta go in the raw
birthday suit, swinging free out there and loving ever made
it of it. Now that might sound hot, but remember
this is hollyweird. It's always the ones you don't want
to see in the raw. That's just gotta trot that
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mess out in public. So the math works like this
for everyone. Charlie's Throne look alike. There's about one hundred
girls that look like James Cordon.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You probably have.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
But thepside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people as part of the nightmare experience, shiver me timbers
and pooping your pants.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
That's not some fat guy, it's the blob doing a dance.
That skinny old skeleton. Ain't some zombie girl.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
It's Tina, the meth head given barrass a world that
ain't zits. That's her baby, a minus cup that is.
Don't hate the playoffs, hate the shame eyaw.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Well diary. I got Stiski daddle. I'm having lunch with
Cher trying to talk her into playing Medusa. I can
feel myself turning to stone.
Speaker 13 (18:55):
Already until next time X's and O's Gary boom.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
See still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sello letting somebody better
tamm it than me, tell you than me all right
time by to the big show.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That stuff picking me up at you, it's you Marcel,
What am I doing well? When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat Boy and trying to cure beds of
her terminal blondness, I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John Boyant Billy and The Big Show.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Oh, Marcel, just stop.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
You get a word out. The Big Show retired from
the radio at the end of this year, robbing us
some nice letters bub whether it's at the John Wonebilly
Facebook page, no one here. I just found out that
John Bonebilly will be going off the air after the
new year. Please let the whole crew know how much
they have meant to me over the past years. I
was a police officer for a long time. Retired in
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twenty fourteen. I saw so many horrible things. Listening to
the show always brought a smile to my face, no
matter how badly things were going. I finally got a
car a cell phone combination allowed me to listen to
them while driving to my new job. Listen again, God
bless You're all a huge fan. Thank you, Franklin, Frankly,
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Damn Man entertained a lot of police officers first responders
over the years. See good morning. I just heard the
news the Big Show was retiring. I wanted to reach
out to express my gratitude and love for all of y'all.
Tell you as a fan for thirty six years, y'all
have brought me so much joy listen to the show.
I spent my mornings going to school listening, laughing the
whole way. As you know, I got my first opportunity
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last year to play the wordy word gaming again this
year when my baby was born, who played Jeopardy Milestones.
It was such an honorary part of the show and
my Big Show Baby, Mister Colby will hear tails of everyone.
Shuanan again, Zello Waal, please keep in touch. If you'll
want to reach out for fan farewell be glad to
do so. There's Chris Rader rowing oat Virginia.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Telling back in my day.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah a little quick when I preread this, it just
is a bunch coming in is I'd hate to see
you guys go. But if this really is a last year,
I'll hear from the Big Show. I really love if
you could play all parts of the mini movie in
the hick of Time. If you could do this for me,
I'll be very happy. Thanks for all the laugh. Let's
have us another. We had one this past Monday as
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fair so well, yeah, let's get that I forgot about in.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
The Hic of Times saving time travel from Monday. Yeah,
absolut any movie Monday. Many movie Monday coming up. That
will be this November the third, all right, this coming Monday.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, just like that, Julie Maldy, you got it. Julie,
Thank you, and y'all hit us up at the John
Boy and Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Coming up.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
We play John boyd Jepardy.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We always go to we get a winner, and that
means somebody been some cool swag from Lord Tiger's a hat,
T shirt, tumbler, even a twenty five dollars gas car
to Phillip your motorcycle, Lord Tiger's motorcycle. Lawyers who ride
with Lord Tigers, you never ride alone. Chick on the
battery the Big Show dot Com hang out, play for
it ten minutes right now, it's cyber Taytor Jamon News.
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Here's our girl, Marcy.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
The Bureau of Prisons online records indicate that the projected
prison release date for Sean P. Diddy Combs has been
set for May eighth, twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Twenty eight, about two and a half.
Speaker 14 (23:18):
Years, and afterward he faces sixty months sixty months of
supervised probation, including drug and alcohol treatments.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the job I want. So yeah, well, so what
are they saying about that? Not that's not big enough.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, no, that's a lot.
Speaker 15 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
There was a lot of speculation, and he was trying
to get it cut back, and he was trying to
get pardoned and all.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Those October twenty five megures up May twenty eight, Yeah,
okay for two years months, Okay, then then then.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
He starts, then he starts his probation.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, that's just probation supervised.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
So he's got to have a roll probably, well, yes,
go in.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
For meetings, Yes, to meet with a with a parole officer.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And that ankle mondra some new bling, Hello, saw some
new new jewel.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah, they already had a celebrity on Dancing with the
Stars wearing an ankles.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Give that.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
The Life of a show Girl tops the Billboard Album
Chart for the third week in a row, and that's
by some chick named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Hey, Taylor Kelsey.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
She is one of twelve, along with Pink and LLL Coolja,
to be nominated for the Songwriters Hall of Fame, According
to USA Today, There's also been a tabloid rumor that
Tata is writing a movie script based on her romance
with Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
A using him.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Unnamed sources have said it will be a quote modern
take on Romeo and Juliet end quote only with a
happy Hollywood ending.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, so then not go boys.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Yes, they're not gonna go all the w not yet.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Kim Kardashian revealed in the season premiere of The Kardashians
They're in like season seven something like that, that she's
been diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Now, they're relatively common,
according to neurosurgeons, and one in fifty has an unruptured
brain anneurism. However, bursts of the brain blood vessel can
lead to strokes. So right now she's just watching it
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and she blames that blames the anneurysm on the stress
caused by her ex husband Kanye.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh yeah, well, he's about caused it for me.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
Ah, I've been pinching, pinching my nose. Ah. And I
don't know if you know this or that you watch this,
but Friday's finale of Miss the Miss USA pageant raised
some eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh man, I didn't know what that was all.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, a lot of people didn't.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
It was streamed. Oh got no sponsor and it was
live streamed. It raised icebrow eyebrows because the reigning queen
from twenty twenty four refused to crown the new winnery really,
just hours before the finale Miss USA twenty twenty four,
Alma Cooper apparently had time to post to social media
that she would skip the traditional passing of the Tierra
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to the new Miss USA. So Miss Universe became a
last minute replacement to crown Miss Nebraska. Audrey Eckert is
the new Miss USA.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Why didn't last years want to do it? I figured
you'd ask me that.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
Well, there was a scandal that plagued the pageant for
eighteen months. The former pageant CEO created a toxic work
environment that forced Miss teen USA twenty twenty four and
Miss USA twenty twenty four to relinquish their titles. So
Alma was the runner up and she had to step
in to the shoes of the queen Miss USA and
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apparently she's team Miss USA twenty twenty four, so that
was her taking a stance. She didn't like the way
that they had to be relinquished their titles.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're beautiful yet they're standing up in a dirty when you.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
All start talking, and Miss Nebraska has that that I
can't remember the name of the disease where.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
She can't her hair fell out, so she was wearing
a wig.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Alopecia.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
That's it, alopecia.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Does she win Miss Nebraska?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Yes, Miss Maraska one, Miss us A yeah, and it's
I missed it. I was like, wow, this USA has
fallen so far off the radar that, like I said,
the pageant didn't have a TV sponsor and was live streamed,
and apparently TikTok and Instagram influencers are the new pageant,
you know, the new pageant queens.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I didn't think they were still doing pageants, but they are.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
So just for Mad Max. So they still have the
bathing suit competition. You get naked.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
You're doing this all wrong.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
That's not what.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Collar ship World, Peace and stuff man, come on Height
and Trump because they trunk. Oh I don't know what
happened about that.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
But anyway, all right, this is Miss USA, not Miss America,
so they're too different.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh, will Miss America be on TV? All right as well?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
All right, thank you very much, great report.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, well let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found out the screaming.
Nobody can hear you scream in space? Remember that. Well,
without gravity, this bodily function in space is impossible. It
is a burp. You were right there from the beginning. Okay,
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today's John Boy Jeopardy. All of the competitors in this
sport are required to observe their birthday on New Year's Day.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
What is pickleball?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It seems like lower and easier.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Well, folks, a lot of old folks getting injured doing.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It, so y'all be careful out there, and no pickleball.
What we got for the sport one eight hundred big
show you toll free line. We play next, Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Roll into your
hump Day.
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October twenty ninth, Our future track with a big show,
big box, big Alan Big Als Halloween mosque from hell
Ordrick Gee words Halloween now and hit the mid box
at the Big Show dot com. And right now let's.
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Play Yeah live across America.
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It's John Boy Jeffardy and now a man who's truly
is generous to a fault.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
I mean he even gave Jackie her breast implants.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Of course he did have a squeaker put in the
right one.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
But he is John yet. That's say, Hey, a Willie
at a woodroof, South Carolina. Good morning, Willie, Good morning,
gown boy, Hello buddy, welcome Willy. You got the first
shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning. Let's see if you
know it. All of the competitors in this sport are
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required to observe their birthday on New Year's Day? Say
what could that be?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
What you think, Willie?
Speaker 9 (30:40):
God?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You think it's horse racing.
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Well, let's say you that's the deal.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's a three year old, two you old, that's the
way you do it, all right, Hey and Willy, look
at you getting a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack.
We'll get it to woodruf for you want a many
hour top of your news Our time capsules on the
on the side.
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Did that one mark in October.
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Twenty nine, Cracking open for a liar.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one exports.
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There's a lingerie sale at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap.
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When I dress up in drag, I look like Meryl Street.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh I'm a wonderful.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Oh oh, I'm a fabulous game. But I've got a
real funny feeling.
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I way more than Delta Berkeway's.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Chimney Christmas one verse that I'm winding. I'm sweating like
Tony Field's in a three legged race. There's nothing like
a Tony Field's reference. And tell everyone just how old
you are? Hello, Bab's my angel? Oh your eyes are red?
Have you been crying or drinking?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Crying?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Raypergh's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Uh huh oh her mother passed away. I'm so sorry.
It's worth. How could it possibly be worse? She got
a call from her sister and her mother passed away too.
Oh when it rains, it pours, but doesn't it Huh?
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, there she goes off and away.
Speaker 16 (33:54):
Doudu lou, skip to my lou dooby dooby doo, and she's.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Gone, Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left
out the blueberries, John Boyd, but the big show, Phil speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical
day here in Hayseed Heavens. I'm just writing up some
cards for weirdy word. No, no, I meant weirdy word.
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Have you heard handsome play?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Then?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Thanking the toilet is called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat a volcano called what
I can't. I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea that not normal.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like coughter eyes. If you're bleeding and you put
some hot metal in the wood.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
It's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Oh, I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old same and speak of the devil.
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're
what working on? Working on punching up the humor in
your segments. Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now, but.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What do you call a big Irish spider.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Patty long legs?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
That is? That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back
to I don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The newly web game?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
You you're good?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
You you are good?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the arachnid joke?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Maybe, you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones here you go. Oh, here's
a pen. Write these downs. What's the difference between a
liberal and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before
you jump on the trampoline. What's the difference between a
dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures will eat the skunk.
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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Irrelevant? They still don't know they're in the dark. Did
you hear?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full of
left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't the TSA catching
any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on Air Force one?
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the burg but it may have just
been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I gotta run.
I'll be home soon and Marcel dot all right, Angel
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you ready to roll? Your eyes are still red?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What is wrong?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job subscription,
he said, you have an electro complex? What's that?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
You're you're in love with your father? Well that's not
all bad. You'll have no chance with a married man. Wow,
where's my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this time.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
To the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Carry on straight, people, John Boy.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
And billy jobs are funny. There are no hard fast
rolls on making it to the top, but a pretty
good roll of thumb is. If you make at age
thirty five and your job still involves wearing a name tank,
you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Where somewhere along the line, good.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
Morning radio, done right, your morning big shows on the radio, Horad,
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Let's welcome our special guests.
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Greeting, I am Condracula.
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All.
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In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the villagers peeing their berlin.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
But that was centuries ago. Today, not so much.
Speaker 8 (39:01):
I am the king of the undeaddammit. Not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter. I've worked lifetimes
for the respect.
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That is do me. Oh, how this world has changed.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
There's no manners, No one appreciates Oh I am. No
one understands history, what I've done, what I'm.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Going to do, and I'll tell you what. It chaps
my ass.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
So I left the Red Race, forced to live in seclusion.
So I chose the quiet state of North Carolina, the
American South.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
How's that going?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
No gold, I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when
someone tries to kill you with a stake and.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
They bring a ribbi not to bribe. So here from
the whole.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Office, in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains and such,
next door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches, comes today's
top ten list. The top ten things that really pisses
me off about leaving in the South. Number ten when
the damn Baptist keep knocking on the castle door. Number nine,
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when punk kids, yo, you suck? Number eight, people asking
me to say blah blee bly ah. Number seven, you
don't like the cross ha, what is you mouslam?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I can't do the exit?
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Number six, nice kate homeo.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Number five, Hey can I have your autograph?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Cage?
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Number four when the girls say that's the first time
I Hicky ever bled?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Are you sure we are related? Tastes like Marlborough lights
and Budweiser?
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Number three, all those calls about my horse's extended warranty.
Number two, for the last time, I don't drink shine,
And the number one thing that really pisses me off
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when I turn into a wolf and they throw a
ball and say get it.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Am I a clown to you do? I amuse you?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Good morning, you got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances fore the win coming up after your news
weathers mart. Hey, yeah, this is your old pals, you
stein La Black.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his is on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool
wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there.
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Big show Woe.
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There's funny I Guary on Pete
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
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Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Foley. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
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I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the Big Show when I wake.
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Up in a vein river.
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Go on and laugh.
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And leave the radio.
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Work a good little news s up and home while
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the bummer music and total church Ki please, hey, Bonny.
By Wednesday, October the twenty ninth, you got the big
show on the radio. Enjoy us please. It is Operation
Christmas Child time. Later this morning, talked to the Vice
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President for Operation Christmas Child, our old buddy, Jim Harrelson.
All right, oh damn wake him up. Gotta get damn
shoe boxes filled toward National Collection Week beginning November seventeenth.
All right, national days. Let's look at these stupid days
right quickly, we do National Cat Day. Har got a cat.
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I'm not ready for another cat. I've been missing my
famed cat Angelo. Well, go right ahead, Minnie Pearl would
eat one. That's what's kind of holding me back here. Yeah,
National oat Meal Day, alright, have a little old meal
this morning, this National Hermit Day, share one with the hermits.
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Go he probably won't like it. That's why their hermits. Okay,
let me go back to Hermit Day. Why is that
the day to take some time to spend the loan? Okay,
you don't actually go out and find.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
A hermit and try to you know, there's they're kind
of hard to find on purpose.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I guess you're right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
All right, we got three days in this are saved up.
We'll use those for our category and get the winning
beginning without bursts. Hey, hunter's got a happy hurt prize back.
We're gonna play four wake up big shows on a radio.
Good morning big shows on a radio. Said it is
hunting season. Man spent a couple of days dunk hunting
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had something like the season comes in for two days
like last weekend. As we had to get on out
to the hide out. Say hell old everybody the new
Burn our radio station on the New Bern, North Carolina WSFL.
Then y'all own the allerd banks. So I got to
listen to you Saturday morning, Tator. Good job broke all right?
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Then?
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So where was I was talking about? Three days in here?
So Oh, the hunting season. Yeah, yeah, because our first
prize bag is this Happy Herd pack. Get you some
happy herd to make top quality attract unte minerals and
feed for deer, bear and hogs. Bear season looks like
seeing around here the eighth of the tenth in our county.
So remind me about that. If y'all click on the
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Banner of the Big Show dot com and listen up?
You can win you some three days in history where
we got our categories. It was nineteen forty seven. Ge
is the first to successfully produce rain by seeding cumulus
clouds with dry ice in Concord, New Hampshire. All right,
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ninety five of t ran Court. That's t ran Iran.
I guess you pronounced it Tyron.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Anyway, they sent us a thirty one year old Iranian
man to twenty lashes after he dressed like a woman
and rode in the segregated women's section of a bus.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
How bad did he need the ride?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, women had already beaten him up during the ride. Yeah, really,
he said he did it to win a thirty three
dollar bet with his father. Okay, so women beat him
up and he got twenty lashes. You dad, hey, oh,
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y'all celebrating the tears that iran waving flags. Going over
there for a little bit and spend some time with him.
I love him so much, all right. And finally six
Dan Smith finally caught the big one in Texas Trinity
River at Fort Worth. It was a forty pound blue catfish.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
He phoned his brother and asked him to drive over
his fishing scale and camera. So forty pounds, forty two
inches long, twenty seven inch girth. Send the brothers through
the big one back right, I belave you. Oh, there
you go. There's the categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line, come on, play out bursts next,
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Good morning. It is to make show on the radio.
Run it through your Tuesday October twenty feature track when
it makes your big box. I brought on call he
what you got now? We had marmon yesterday. There Anny,
wake up, it's a brand new day. It's the middle
of the week. There today, look at Clyde the camel
all right, but today, thank you very much, Clive. Could
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he use that little Early Raid. It's confused, Big Alan,
Big Owls, Halloween Mosque from Hell is I feature track
card that's worth away? Key words Halloween now and right now.
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Upburst.
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Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the big prize.
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Being let's go contested number one.
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This should it be a lot of fun in your
playing Upburst.
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Have all up and.
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At this time big shots.
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From shurfside.
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Music, id ain't baxtairs at you, buddy?
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Hey you got me?
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John Boyd?
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How you doing my man right?
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We're working good, beautiful buddy had a beautiful surf side
peach all ride Baxter. Yeah, you know I'm looking at
the beach places fissing retirement. You gotta pull over there.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I was living a living a
golf course community and uh semi retired. But I hadn't
quite haven't. I hadn't quite given up having fun in
the courtroom yet.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know, well in the courtroom, what do you do
in there? Baxter?
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I'm up.
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I'm a criminal defense wall. You got to do a
lot of tu out defense work, a lot of traffic
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Wow. If one of our listeners ever get is in trouble,
don't call right, I got Baxter. Awesome. But that's right,
good honor. Have you listened here, buddy? Let's get you
through these three categories. Let's let's consider this a test
you thinking quick on your feet? Okay, okay, okay, five.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Such a good I'm not too good a test taking,
but I'll give it a whirl.
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Okay. So, in honor of ge seating clouds, we need
three kinds of weather ready to go?
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How about rain, coronadoes and sleep?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, lights are off to a got start. Now
we need three pieces of women's clothing that you may wear. No,
just just three pieces of women's clothing that me take
me my wife go?
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Okay about a thong, a push up, a push up
broth an amazing sweet ah.
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Your wife's wow, why do you want to hang around
the house. I do want to come.
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He's on the That's why I'm sitting all retired.
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Al I'm a baxter for the wind to give us
three fish caught in a river, ready to.
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Go about, a trout, a bath and a brim.
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There you go and work. Didn't even have to go
to the catfish.
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And you got it.
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All right back there. You got a big old prize
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Thank you very much.
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Anytime you come through the PD, when you ride over
the PD River Bridge, throw out a corner for my dad.
He's uh, he's got a bridge named after the David
Walker Harwell Bridge. I always tell my Fridge to just talk,
Just talk your corner over the bridge.
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Hang on with jacket.
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Water many hour and tobe you news on the other side.
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I remember in Rayferns segment for It's Wednesday Morning and
in twenty minutes latest entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
Let's go with the big show. Let's kick it off.
I'll tell you one thing. People are always surveying something,
polling people. Here's a survey I can't believe. Among driving distraction,
cell phone uses at the bottom of the numbers one
point five percent at last survey, less than eating and
drinking one point seven percent, adjusting climate controls two point
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eight percent, other occupants in the car ten point nine percent.
That's especially true in there when the young people, especially teenagers,
have a whole car full of them in there. They're
bopping and carrying along, adjusting the radio. That's eleven point
four percent of distractions, topping the list of driving distractions
outside objects, that is taking your eyes off the road
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to look at something. This is when I say all
car drivers should ride a motorcycle for a month. You
take your eyes off the road for an instant and
you can be in trouble. And another survey proves what
I have thought all along. Sleepy drivers are as apt
to chrish than drunk drivers. And the person who saw
those facts says he believes he'd be safer in a
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car with a person who's drunk because drunk drivers often
relinquish their keys. Sleepy people don't know they can be
dangerous on the road. I don't buy that argument that
a your unc will hand over his keys to someone else.
He'll usually be very macho, saying something like, hell, you're
a drunken than I am. Here's another thing we know
about drunk drivers. They leave a trail, bottles in the car,
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smell of alcohol in the car and on the person,
and of course how much alcohol is in the blood.
But no way to tell if that driver who ran
off the road was sleepy. But I'd wager that most
every time you see a story about a driver who
just ran off the road, hid a tree or something
and maybe plowed into the car up ahead, or ran
across the median, the driver fell asleep. It only takes
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an instant. And about motorcycle crashes, people always say, oh, well,
you got to watch the cars. They'll run into you.
You check the stories about motorcycle incidents, wrecks and crashes,
and you'll notice that most of them are when the
motorcycle runs off the road. That's right, usually because they're
going too fast around curves or something like that. Anyway,
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when they're going to survey that, I don't know, we
already surveyed the death, says Robert d Ray for John
Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Good Wednesday Morning Bakes Jon's on the Radio twenty minutes
away from Taylor Tayment News and John Boyd Geminy Bud
Right now and now an entry into the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say,
Diary is hot digging that ding dang dog. It's my
favorite time of year, Halloween.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
This Sason of the.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
Witch, when the dead rise from the grave. Goobers and
goblins and ass grabbing gargoyles invade the lives of.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Normal people in human monsters.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Suck the life out of god fearing people just trying
to get a handful of outsized snickers. The time of
year when the world is brought to its knees by
the supernatural evil that folks fear most. But since his
Hollywood is just cold Friday.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Thrill, a chillaw kill, a time scarier than a needy mime.
It's a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlin Jennera.
It's hollerweeny wee weed, you got a pretty mouth. Welcome
to the South of Los Angles. Dake Well Diary is time.
Speaker 12 (14:58):
Once again to put up the world famous you see
House of Holy Weird Horrors. The hardest part of all
of it is being bigger, better, and bigger mannier than
last year. But crazy Frankie and I were up to
the challenge. First thing, we moved the location. Last year
we had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
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but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded high pots. To be honest, Diary, most of
that button mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers
in the store was out of order. Hey, at least
we throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this
year we got a sweet deal on a closed big
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chain drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside.
So Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Plead as a whistled. They
even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
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good old scare. But duty at home. That's playing fair
Sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy picklebuckets. Stink pickle that he is sit a spell.
Take your drawers off, y'all use the bidet now you
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hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
and hats will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
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have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
stritting his fuzzy wolfwhanger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only thing
bolted on what and the bride of Frankenstein, She's got stitches.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Everywhere, ev re where.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Yeehaw?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Is it midnight or is it noon? I'm naked with
the creature from the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy or
drunk again? He's got a crotch like Barbie's. Can don't
be nasty or a mean? He stopped making fun of
my big green weenie. Oh creature the scales tickle yah.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
Oh, he gets better ladies and germs. Folks that want
to go through for gratis gotta go in the raw
birthday suit, swinging free out there and loving ever made
it of it. Now that might sound hot, but remember
this is hollyweird. It's always the ones you don't want
to see in the raw. That's just gotta trot that
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mess out in public. So the math works like this
for everyone. Charlie's Throne look alike. There's about one hundred
girls that look like James Cordon.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You probably have.
Speaker 12 (18:11):
But thepside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people as part of the nightmare experience, shiver me timbers
and pooping your pants.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
That's not some fat guy, it's the blob doing a dance.
That skinny old skeleton. Ain't some zombie girl.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
It's Tina, the meth head given barrass a world that
ain't zits. That's her baby, a minus cup that is.
Don't hate the playoffs, hate the shame eyaw.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Well diary. I got Stiski daddle. I'm having lunch with
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What am I doing well? When I'm not hanging up
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Oh, Marcel, just stop.
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No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
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It's a big show on the radio.
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You get a word out. The Big Show retired from
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John Bonebilly will be going off the air after the
new year. Please let the whole crew know how much
they have meant to me over the past years. I
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car a cell phone combination allowed me to listen to
them while driving to my new job. Listen again, God
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Damn Man entertained a lot of police officers first responders
over the years. See good morning. I just heard the
news the Big Show was retiring. I wanted to reach
out to express my gratitude and love for all of y'all.
Tell you as a fan for thirty six years, y'all
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I spent my mornings going to school listening, laughing the
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last year to play the wordy word gaming again this
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It was such an honorary part of the show and
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Telling back in my day.
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Yeah a little quick when I preread this, it just
is a bunch coming in is I'd hate to see
you guys go. But if this really is a last year,
I'll hear from the Big Show. I really love if
you could play all parts of the mini movie in
the hick of Time. If you could do this for me,
I'll be very happy. Thanks for all the laugh. Let's
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fair so well, yeah, let's get that I forgot about in.
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I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
The Bureau of Prisons online records indicate that the projected
prison release date for Sean P. Diddy Combs has been
set for May eighth, twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Twenty eight, about two and a half.
Speaker 14 (23:18):
Years, and afterward he faces sixty months sixty months of
supervised probation, including drug and alcohol treatments.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's the job I want. So yeah, well, so what
are they saying about that? Not that's not big enough.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Yeah, no, that's a lot.
Speaker 15 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:39):
There was a lot of speculation, and he was trying
to get it cut back, and he was trying to
get pardoned and all.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Those October twenty five megures up May twenty eight, Yeah,
okay for two years months, Okay, then then then.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
He starts, then he starts his probation.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
No, that's just probation supervised.
Speaker 14 (23:56):
So he's got to have a roll probably, well, yes,
go in.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
For meetings, Yes, to meet with a with a parole officer.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
And that ankle mondra some new bling, Hello, saw some
new new jewel.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah, they already had a celebrity on Dancing with the
Stars wearing an ankles.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Give that.
Speaker 14 (24:19):
The Life of a show Girl tops the Billboard Album
Chart for the third week in a row, and that's
by some chick named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Hey, Taylor Kelsey.
Speaker 8 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:27):
She is one of twelve, along with Pink and LLL Coolja,
to be nominated for the Songwriters Hall of Fame, According
to USA Today, There's also been a tabloid rumor that
Tata is writing a movie script based on her romance
with Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
A using him.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Unnamed sources have said it will be a quote modern
take on Romeo and Juliet end quote only with a
happy Hollywood ending.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, so then not go boys.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Yes, they're not gonna go all the w not yet.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Kim Kardashian revealed in the season premiere of The Kardashians
They're in like season seven something like that, that she's
been diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Now, they're relatively common,
according to neurosurgeons, and one in fifty has an unruptured
brain anneurism. However, bursts of the brain blood vessel can
lead to strokes. So right now she's just watching it
(25:24):
and she blames that blames the anneurysm on the stress
caused by her ex husband Kanye.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh yeah, well, he's about caused it for me.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
Ah, I've been pinching, pinching my nose. Ah. And I
don't know if you know this or that you watch this,
but Friday's finale of Miss the Miss USA pageant raised
some eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh man, I didn't know what that was all.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, a lot of people didn't.
Speaker 14 (25:48):
It was streamed. Oh got no sponsor and it was
live streamed. It raised icebrow eyebrows because the reigning queen
from twenty twenty four refused to crown the new winnery really,
just hours before the finale Miss USA twenty twenty four,
Alma Cooper apparently had time to post to social media
that she would skip the traditional passing of the Tierra
(26:10):
to the new Miss USA. So Miss Universe became a
last minute replacement to crown Miss Nebraska. Audrey Eckert is
the new Miss USA.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Why didn't last years want to do it? I figured
you'd ask me that.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
Well, there was a scandal that plagued the pageant for
eighteen months. The former pageant CEO created a toxic work
environment that forced Miss teen USA twenty twenty four and
Miss USA twenty twenty four to relinquish their titles. So
Alma was the runner up and she had to step
in to the shoes of the queen Miss USA and
(26:46):
apparently she's team Miss USA twenty twenty four, so that
was her taking a stance. She didn't like the way
that they had to be relinquished their titles.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You're beautiful yet they're standing up in a dirty when you.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
All start talking, and Miss Nebraska has that that I
can't remember the name of the disease where.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
She can't her hair fell out, so she was wearing
a wig.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Alopecia.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
That's it, alopecia.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Does she win Miss Nebraska?
Speaker 14 (27:19):
Yes, Miss Maraska one, Miss us A yeah, and it's
I missed it. I was like, wow, this USA has
fallen so far off the radar that, like I said,
the pageant didn't have a TV sponsor and was live streamed,
and apparently TikTok and Instagram influencers are the new pageant,
you know, the new pageant queens.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I didn't think they were still doing pageants, but they are.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
So just for Mad Max. So they still have the
bathing suit competition. You get naked.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
You're doing this all wrong.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
That's not what.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Collar ship World, Peace and stuff man, come on Height
and Trump because they trunk. Oh I don't know what
happened about that.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
But anyway, all right, this is Miss USA, not Miss America,
so they're too different.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Oh, will Miss America be on TV? All right as well?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
All right, thank you very much, great report.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, well let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question. We found out the screaming.
Nobody can hear you scream in space? Remember that. Well,
without gravity, this bodily function in space is impossible. It
is a burp. You were right there from the beginning. Okay,
(28:40):
today's John Boy Jeopardy. All of the competitors in this
sport are required to observe their birthday on New Year's Day.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
What is pickleball?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
It seems like lower and easier.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Well, folks, a lot of old folks getting injured doing.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It, so y'all be careful out there, and no pickleball.
What we got for the sport one eight hundred big
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That's a big show on the radio. Roll into your
hump Day.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
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Speaker 15 (29:53):
Play Yeah live across America.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
It's John Boy Jeffardy and now a man who's truly
is generous to a fault.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
I mean he even gave Jackie her breast implants.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Of course he did have a squeaker put in the
right one.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
But he is John yet. That's say, Hey, a Willie
at a woodroof, South Carolina. Good morning, Willie, Good morning,
gown boy, Hello buddy, welcome Willy. You got the first
shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning. Let's see if you
know it. All of the competitors in this sport are
(30:31):
required to observe their birthday on New Year's Day? Say
what could that be?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
What you think, Willie?
Speaker 9 (30:40):
God?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You think it's horse racing.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
Well, let's say you that's the deal.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's a three year old, two you old, that's the
way you do it, all right, Hey and Willy, look
at you getting a big old Lord Tiger's prize pack.
We'll get it to woodruf for you want a many
hour top of your news Our time capsules on the
on the side.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Did that one mark in October.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Twenty nine, Cracking open for a liar.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
There's a lingerie sale at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
When I dress up in drag, I look like Meryl Street.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh I'm a wonderful.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Oh oh, I'm a fabulous game. But I've got a
real funny feeling.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I way more than Delta Berkeway's.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Chimney Christmas one verse that I'm winding. I'm sweating like
Tony Field's in a three legged race. There's nothing like
a Tony Field's reference. And tell everyone just how old
you are? Hello, Bab's my angel? Oh your eyes are red?
Have you been crying or drinking?
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Crying?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Raypergh's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
So what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Your your blonde friend Tiffany.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Uh huh oh her mother passed away. I'm so sorry.
It's worth. How could it possibly be worse? She got
a call from her sister and her mother passed away too.
Oh when it rains, it pours, but doesn't it Huh?
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, there she goes off and away.
Speaker 16 (33:54):
Doudu lou, skip to my lou dooby dooby doo, and she's.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Gone, Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left
out the blueberries, John Boyd, but the big show, Phil speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical
day here in Hayseed Heavens. I'm just writing up some
cards for weirdy word. No, no, I meant weirdy word.
(34:24):
Have you heard handsome play?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Then?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Thanking the toilet is called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat a volcano called what
I can't. I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea that not normal.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like coughter eyes. If you're bleeding and you put
some hot metal in the wood.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
It's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Oh, I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old same and speak of the devil.
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're
what working on? Working on punching up the humor in
your segments. Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now, but.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What do you call a big Irish spider.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Patty long legs?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (35:29):
That is? That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back
to I don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The newly web game?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
You you're good?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
You you are good?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the arachnid joke?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Maybe, you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones here you go. Oh, here's
a pen. Write these downs. What's the difference between a
liberal and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before
you jump on the trampoline. What's the difference between a
dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures will eat the skunk.
(36:17):
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Irrelevant? They still don't know they're in the dark. Did
you hear?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full of
left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't the TSA catching
any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on Air Force one?
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the burg but it may have just
been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I gotta run.
I'll be home soon and Marcel dot all right, Angel
(37:03):
you ready to roll? Your eyes are still red?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
What is wrong?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job subscription,
he said, you have an electro complex? What's that?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
You're you're in love with your father? Well that's not
all bad. You'll have no chance with a married man. Wow,
where's my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this time.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
To the Mini Cooper.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Carry on straight, people, John Boy.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
And billy jobs are funny. There are no hard fast
rolls on making it to the top, but a pretty
good roll of thumb is. If you make at age
thirty five and your job still involves wearing a name tank,
you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Where somewhere along the line, good.
Speaker 10 (37:51):
Morning radio, done right, your morning big shows on the radio, Horad,
(38:22):
Let's welcome our special guests.
Speaker 8 (38:26):
Greeting, I am Condracula.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
All.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
In the good old days, that simple phrase would have
the villagers peeing their berlin.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I was heared, respected, obeyed.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Humans lived in constant dread that they would be the
next victim to slake my unholy thirst.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
But that was centuries ago. Today, not so much.
Speaker 8 (39:01):
I am the king of the undeaddammit. Not some jabbroni
from the visiting world of Harry Potter. I've worked lifetimes
for the respect.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
That is do me. Oh, how this world has changed.
Speaker 8 (39:17):
There's no manners, No one appreciates Oh I am. No
one understands history, what I've done, what I'm.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Going to do, and I'll tell you what. It chaps
my ass.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
So I left the Red Race, forced to live in seclusion.
So I chose the quiet state of North Carolina, the
American South.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
How's that going?
Speaker 8 (39:46):
No gold, I'm not saying they're all stupid, but when
someone tries to kill you with a stake and.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
They bring a ribbi not to bribe. So here from
the whole.
Speaker 8 (40:00):
Office, in the supply closet of Abby Normal's brains and such,
next door to Frankenstein's firebad battery powered torches, comes today's
top ten list. The top ten things that really pisses
me off about leaving in the South. Number ten when
the damn Baptist keep knocking on the castle door. Number nine,
(40:25):
when punk kids, yo, you suck? Number eight, people asking
me to say blah blee bly ah. Number seven, you
don't like the cross ha, what is you mouslam?
Speaker 4 (40:47):
I can't do the exit?
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Number six, nice kate homeo.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Number five, Hey can I have your autograph?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Cage?
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Number four when the girls say that's the first time
I Hicky ever bled?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Are you sure we are related? Tastes like Marlborough lights
and Budweiser?
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Number three, all those calls about my horse's extended warranty.
Number two, for the last time, I don't drink shine,
And the number one thing that really pisses me off
(41:40):
when I turn into a wolf and they throw a
ball and say get it.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Am I a clown to you do? I amuse you?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Good morning, you got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances fore the win coming up after your news
weathers mart. Hey, yeah, this is your old pals, you
stein La Black.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and his is on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool
wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Big show Woe.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
There's funny I Guary on Pete
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