October 31, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all of our usual Friday favorites - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players have a brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “A Man Walks Into A Bar on Halloween”.. - We’ll talk with Franklin Graham from Samaritan's Purse about this year’s Operation Christmas Child shoebox collection.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for Cooking with Raiford.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and forecasts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news weather sport.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This was royal.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman empact. All
listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billy, are you old?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Big show?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
A rise A loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington,
A rise, water of ten, essence of marp, milk of vectisia,
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Coca lemananda.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It is Friday, October to thirty first, This Halloween. That's
very good.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't know what you did, but okay, I was awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You don't take money. Let's say, well, it is Halloween,
so let's see what other national days go along with this.
All Hallows Eve is National doorbell Day. Makes sense to
tie in there in doorbell your little goops and godblins,
it's his national is a goop this year National caramel
(02:01):
Apple Days. Yeah, it's National knock knock Joke Day. Get it,
knock on.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
The door ring doorman knocked?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah? Got any Halloween not knocks you think her?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Here let me give you the Internet.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
This National Magic Day as well. That's entire as well,
isn't it. Can you figure this one out? It's Girl
Scouts Founder Day, the founders and all the great things.
Scouting is done for girls since its inception. But they
got the conkies man Girl Scout conkies. You ever get those?
You think I mean Halloween?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh no, no, that's top shelf.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh no, you give you give out the coal slab before.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
You get to the I'm looking to find a full
size bar.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh right, well we homos had them all there. We
got thirty days in this are saved up. That'll get
the winning beginning. We are awake. Happy Halloween, Big Shows
on a radio. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Get our first prize. Pack out a hat, t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card. You ain't
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gonna give that treating tonight. This is from Lord Tiger's
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Just go to Lord Tigers dot com a click on
the banner when you hear the Big Show dot Com,
listen up here and win that cool swag. Three dates
in history where we're got our categories. This date in
nineteen eighty six, for the first time, Universal Studios in
(03:38):
Hollywood opened at night Halloween Horror. Night Horror featured Dracula,
The Mommy, King Kong, the Creature from the Black Lagoon,
the Wolfman, and Reck Knees.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
This co dot Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Man Old rickdes He was the old disc jockey. He
made it pretty good. North Carolina Border Okay. Nineteen ninety
one at their Halloween wedding Jane and Dale Peterson of Madison, Wisconsin,
where Mary dressed as Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein
and the reception, the champagne was chilled in a coffin.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Look if y'all aren't going to take this serious.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Move up to nineteen ninety two, Regina Johnson, Michael Green,
and Daniel south Sato displayed history's largest jack O'Lantern in
nut Tree, California. You're making this up, I'm not. It
was carved the day before from an eight hundred and
twenty seven pound pumpkin. Oh, the previous record was eight
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hundred and sixteen pounds. And we had them giant pumpkins
when I first started planting down in the garden spot.
When our boy Barry cleared everything off down there. We
did a giant pumpkin plant and it got about as
big as a basketball, and then it started deflating.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
There's some city, I've heard the story about it, but
they bring out their giant pumpkins in.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Hole at this lake.
Speaker 8 (05:14):
They carved them into the shape of a boat and
then race them.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's fun with pumpkins. Spies. There you go a lot
of work. All right, Well there's that category. So let's
open up the line. One ain't hundred Big Show told
for you across America. We play our bursts next.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Good Morning on.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The radio Friday.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
I know, but did it?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I wait your track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Carl Childers, it's the great Pumpkin Johnie Brown, he words
great punkin that the Big Box ten to make sure
dot com a run.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
Now have.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Outburst.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (06:21):
John Boys and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Being let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst. Have a lurry up and guest time you
let the best time level big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Let's say, hid the lady come down?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Laught hell, I say.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
We have shots.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Good morning, David, morning, Hey, hey Mony, how you doing
out of done lamp this morning?
Speaker 13 (07:03):
And we're doing pretty good here?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Good man, good Yeah, I had that same problem. My
bello had done lapped over my bridges.
Speaker 13 (07:13):
That's why I guess up out of the college. Don laugh,
But I think about everybody around here like that.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well, glad you made it, David. Let's get you do
these three categories and get you the big old lone
Talkers prize pack. You ready to go? All right in
five seconds? Give us three famous Halloween characters.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Ready go Franker, Stein, Rackler, wolf Man.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
All right now, three wedding themes.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
M ready to.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Go, Halloween, Christmas and gods get married on the golf golf,
he said, Goth.
Speaker 13 (08:00):
I want to work with it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You would, alright, David. Here you go for the wind.
Three uses of a pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Ready, go, eat, carve and go away.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm with you on the pumps. David, you got the hat,
t shirt, tumbler, twenty five dollars gas card for my
budget Lord Tigers. Congratulations, my man.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
I appreciate it. Can I give a shout out? You
go ahead, like shout out my beautiful wife, busy, and
my kids and grandkids and you guys, I ain't see
y'all leaving them leaving the airways.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, we appreciate you, David. You go to the big
show dot com when you miss us. Okay, thanks a
body right now. You hang on with Jacket. Find him
when the hour top of your news gonna call off.
Happy boys on the other side, and then went a
(09:00):
minute steps off with Mary Jane having us on Friday morning.
Speaker 14 (09:04):
I am.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Make sure it's on the radio. It is Friday tickle
treat not for the kids.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
A fun weekend here.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I hope it will all.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Meet here again Monday morning. Knowing if we were happy boys.
Speaker 15 (10:00):
Hmm, I was walking down the street on a sunny
day hubbub of feeling in my bones, says I have
my weed bubble hubble. Oh, I might have to be boy.
Ima have to be boy. Oh we did good when
things are going here, we hey, hey, my little box
bot got hit by a car. Ubb a hubble hubble
(10:21):
a hubber but his guns in the box and put
him in the drawer. Hubb Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Ima hap be boy?
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (10:30):
We did good.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
When things are going here?
Speaker 15 (10:32):
We hey, hey, oh for good? All about it for
a month and a half. Ubbub hubble. I looked through
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the drawer and started to laugh hubbub because I might
have to be boy Ima have me boy oh did good?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
When things are going here? We hey good?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Friday Morning Bank shows on the radio, and here we go.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You may looks like you're really old. Whatzup?
Speaker 16 (11:55):
Bro? Let's crack a lacking man, y'all?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Good?
Speaker 16 (12:05):
Well, I'm doing okay, y'all. Thanks for checking and appreciate
your care. I've just been sitting around the house, you know,
and thinking about stuff. Y'all want to hear something my bed? Yeah,
of course you do. Did you know that when you
clean out a vacuum cleaner, you actually become a vacuum cleaner?
(12:29):
And I don't know if you realize this, but even
if a bear wears socks and shoes, he still has
bear feet. If poison is past his expiration date, is
it more poisonous or less that it would take you longer?
(12:58):
What if my dog brings the ball back because he
thinks I like throwing it. Every time you clean something,
you make something else dirty, So I don't do it.
No y'all ever notice when you intentionally lose a game
(13:20):
of rock paper scissors, it's just as hard as trying
to win a game of rock paper scissors. How many
animals need glasses and no one knows it, poor babies.
(13:43):
If you rip a hole in a nut, there are
actually fewer holes in it than before thinking about stuff.
If you replace the W with a T in what
wearing with, you get the answer to each of them. Yeah,
(14:03):
I think on that.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Job there here, here, there.
Speaker 16 (14:11):
No, you got it wrong. If it comes that there
and win, then okay, one more and then like I
got to scoot. I have plans to become an influencer.
(14:37):
There are only two things you need to worry about,
either you're well or you're sick. If you're well, then dude,
there's nothing to worry about. But if you're sick, whoa,
There's two things to worry about. Either you'll get well
or like you'll die.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
Bro.
Speaker 16 (14:57):
If you get well, there's nothing to totally worry about.
But if you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you'll go to heaven, all right, you're gonna go
to Hell. And if you go to heaven, sweet, there's
nothing to worry about, right. But if you go to Hell, dude,
(15:18):
you'll be so dang busy shaking hands with friends like
you won't have any.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Time to worry.
Speaker 16 (15:24):
Yo, this girl doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Talk about one's at the high Port.
Speaker 16 (15:31):
Now. I'm a stay y'all your dudes keep rocking. I
keep thinking later, bro.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
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Speaker 2 (15:48):
Good more than everybody. You got a big showing the radio, right,
big showing the radio right. Ah, let's take.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
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Speaker 1 (16:00):
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How big is it? Bigger than my head?
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And that's big.
Speaker 18 (16:13):
There, yees o, b I read it and not pay
that taby a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. It's Halloway is Friday,
that Friday morning.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Song I.
Speaker 15 (17:01):
Expect ah, And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better
find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
That's when sure, don't fix your fistil. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 15 (17:16):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
Hit it.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I hate work. I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 19 (17:53):
Huday. We just.
Speaker 20 (18:08):
She's going, Yeah.
Speaker 13 (18:27):
What.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Work work? What work?
Speaker 13 (18:30):
Work?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Work?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Work?
Speaker 16 (18:31):
Man? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
Who does have a life?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun. We just we just work. Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
Right work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
Well.
Speaker 20 (18:46):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Giving me anything.
Speaker 21 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
You go looking for.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Happiness and end up punch over somewhere else's toilet. The
weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Pal it's a brave man can kick back party.
Speaker 22 (19:06):
Oh ideas will taste you as cool bus rob Pi.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Oh no I am not today.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I'm having tech page.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
Work what what?
Speaker 22 (20:08):
What?
Speaker 10 (20:08):
What? What's watch work?
Speaker 16 (20:14):
This?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Got the big show on the radio where we heard
Reverend Billy Ray's House from Hell about this year? What
about Big Owl and Big House Mosque from Hell. You
know a lot of terrorist supporters are over here having
huh what do you call them in the streets.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Don't give up a row.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I didn't write out my speech as I got a
server itself. Hang on for this first. Let me tell
you what you can win if you get happy uh
not happy herd? Yes, happy?
Speaker 10 (20:55):
Heard?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You can win that. But we're playing John Boy Jeffardy
and I'm way too away this morning. Have you heard
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Speaker 10 (21:22):
Things, true believers, I'm Big al Qaida and.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
I'm Big al Jazeira from the sort of the Prophet.
Blessed be his name Forever Independent Fundamentalist Islamic Community Center
just off Death to America Boulevard on the Frontage Road.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Finding you to come on down to this year's extra
terrifying addition of the Mask from Hell.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
See the terrifying consequences of today's so called modern lifestyles.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
With scenes of such blood gaggling.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Terror, you might just lose your mind.
Speaker 14 (21:49):
The jawsph simulated partition left by your horrifying hosts, the
American Infidel, and design this doccupier of Philistine.
Speaker 12 (21:56):
They'll lead you past spine jingling exhibits like the woman
who goes out with her face on veils. She's independent,
she wears makeup, she even has a job.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
Wo Next, it's the brain curdling spectacle of the evil
Zionist occupiers of Jerusalem. Watches they oppress the rightful residents
of occupied Palestine on behalf of their infidel American puppet
master since stepped.
Speaker 12 (22:19):
Into the chamber of horrors known as the Room with
a television broadcasting the anti Islamic output of the Jewish
controlled American media. Yes, it's Must Die TV with certified
brain puddlers like American idle worshipers Buffy the Palestinian Slayer
and Seinfeld.
Speaker 14 (22:35):
The Mask from Hell screech of Fining ten not seen
since the Crusader slaughtered millions of the Middle Ages. Adult
melic mission twenty teen hours. Male children under six just
fifteen hours. No women of girls allowed all.
Speaker 12 (22:47):
This week at the sort of the Prophet, Blessed be
his Name Forever, Independent Formamentalist Islamic Community Center just off
Death to America, Bulevard on the Frontage Road.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
This is big Al and big Al.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Reminding you it's time to turn so you on burning
the fleming pit.
Speaker 12 (23:01):
Result for non Muslim infident for all idynity, No now humor?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
How like that?
Speaker 16 (23:13):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Ali? Y'all, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy for the last
time this week at least, so we'll review yesterday's question.
We found out until last year it was legal for
teenagers as young as thirteen to do this in the
state of New Hampshire, as long as they had parental consents.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What is getting married?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Married thirteen? In the Beverly Hillbillies, el May was an
old maid. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey
among kids between the ages of eight and fourteen, Reese's
Peanut Buttercup is the number one candy they hope to
find in their Halloween hall This year. We are looking
(23:53):
for number two what.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Is pickle flavored gum?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Ugh, that's odd.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I'm not fourteen.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well I was just guessing. Say no, what y'all got one?
Eight hundred big show you told free long ago? Do
we get a winner? We play John boyd Jeopardy next,
(24:36):
Good Morning, and it's a big show on the radio
with your Friday Morning and our feature track with the
Big Show bed Box. Here on Halloween we got car
Childers telling the story of the Great Pumpkin. Charlie Brown,
he works Great Pumpkin and they had the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com. Right now, let's play
yess live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Host is always perfectly harmless.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Well, he only has the mentality of the child seven
years old. We always calmed him down by giving him
candy Cols candy eat him up.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Heez, John Boy, one of my favorites. Ain't for working
Uncle George in there. Let's say, hey, the j out
of Sylvester Georgia, Good morning, Jay geor j are you there?
That ain't Jay way Man? Jackie? Who you got me on?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Is that?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
Is that?
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Ben?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Ben? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
All right? So Jackie Jay. Okay, Well maybe the lines
are just mixed up, so I have I should have
Ben and Jay on these lines. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Well? You got me?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So who is me?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
That's Ben?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay? Ben from Tyler Town, Mississippi.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Do you know are you online two or for.
Speaker 16 (26:04):
That?
Speaker 15 (26:04):
But I'm the winning right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well that these I got both of you up, so
he will know where you are. So Ben, you go
first and tell us what you're thinking about John Boorjeopardy
the favorite candy between kids ages eight and fourteen, Reese's
peanut butter cup. We're looking for number two. What do
you got?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Originally I was thinking Snickers, but I changed my mind.
I'm gonna go with Eminem.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well let's see, is it em and M's.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (26:37):
It is?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So h yeah, all right, good my confusion. Ok yeah, man.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
I want to get a shout out to my wife
and my three daughters and my grandson, and a shout out.
Speaker 22 (27:00):
You guys, Ben, so get me through these mornings all
these years. Man.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
All right, we appreciate that boy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (27:07):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Hang on there, Jackie, sort them out, find the winner
the baby by the money hour on top of your
news on the other side, I remembering Rayford for this
Friday morning.
Speaker 21 (27:55):
Indeed still dark coming to work. Blame met on daylight
saving time. You don't save any daylight, you just transfer
it to some other time.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Robert D.
Speaker 21 (28:07):
Rayfert, kicking off a John Boy and Billy show. One
of the first things I turned to in the local
newspaper is the obituary column, just to check to make
sure my name isn't in it, to invoke that cliche
such as consider the alternative. Local newspaper obituaries are full
of cliches like passed away for diede and I'm wondering
why they didn't wave when they passed by me. And
(28:29):
if I may border on the blasphemous, there is the
one about one away to meet his maker, and I'm thinking,
is that the same place they were before they were conceived?
And I also wonder why people are so eager to
go meet their maker, go to paradise. Why they are
like the rest of us who do everything they can
to prolong that time. But enough blasphemy. I'm sure I'll
(28:50):
get all kinds of email accusing me of just that.
The New York Times obituaries tell about the real person,
warts and all one today. I like about Bobby Nudy,
purveyor of Glitter Dies. At ninety two, real name Helen Kahn,
she married a man named Nudy, helped him in his
(29:13):
life's submission, putting lots of rhinestones on country singers suits.
There's a picture of Bobby Nudy, fully clothed in a
long sleeved blouse and a long skirt with rhinestones on it,
posing with a shotgun in her hand.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Says here.
Speaker 21 (29:28):
The couple found celebrity by selling wildly embroidered, rhinestone studded
duds to cowboys, stars, country singers, and yes, even Elvis Presley.
A ten thousand dollars gold in May number made the
cover of Rolling Stone. The shop produced preposterously gaudy clothes
now museum pieces for Hank Williams, Senior, Buck Owens, Clint Eastwood,
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John Lennon, Roy Rogers, and Dale Evans. The story of
how she inspired the logo the company used on its
labels for more than twenty years sounds it's too good
to be true, but her granddaughter is sticking to it.
One evening in the early nineteen forty, she emerged from
the boudoir wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, boots, and holster,
(30:10):
coyly asked her husband, when are you going to make
the rest of the outfit. The result was what became
known as the Naked Cowgirl label. After mister Cohne converted
to Christianity around nineteen sixty three, the cowgirl was clothed,
making the old label garments collector's items. It's unclear which
one of the couples came up with the Nudi motto
(30:32):
it is better to be looked over than overlooked, good
motto for anybody in show business. Robert d Rayfer, John
boyn Billy Show, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's a big show on the radio. Playhouse time, y'all action,
Hello friends.
Speaker 18 (31:15):
Your old pal Burt Burn here with another jack O'Lantern
jangling edition of John Boy and Billy playoffs. Today's episode,
A man walks into a bar on Halloween. As our
story opens, a man walks into a bar on Halloween.
Welcome to the Global Waiter, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I'm Dottie.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
What can I get you? Well, Dottie, I'll have a
beer and my friend will have whatever's on tap. What friend? Oh, geez,
hold on, I almost forgot he's right here in my
shirt pocket. And there we go. That's either a three
inch tall man or the molly is kicking in. Oh
it's a three inch tall man, all right?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
And can he can he drink a whole draft beer? Kenny?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Just watch? I just drop him in the glens.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh yeah, do do do don't take the empty glass?
Why well, you know he's only three inches tall and
the bathroom is way over there. Oh got you got you,
got you got you?
Speaker 10 (32:17):
So?
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Can he walk to Kenny? Watch this roll a quarter
down the bar?
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Okay, here goes.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Eh see see.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Man, look at him go and he brought the quarter back.
Speaker 16 (32:30):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Oh you should see him chase the cat.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
It is hilarious. Huh I bet so? Can he talk?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Kenny talk, canny talk.
Speaker 23 (32:39):
Listen to this, hey, Dad, tell her about the time
he went to Africa and pissed off that witch doctor.
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And we hope you've enjoyed John bullyan Villie playhouse.
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You gotta cut him off now where he's gonna be
climb and then things like Mount Everest, and believe me,
he will undo those top two buttons.
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Tune in next time.
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When will hear the thin skinned, easily irritated African witch doctor.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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This will make showing the radio October the thirty first.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
I'm the gold Stay.
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but hang Franklin Graham, the man of Operation Christmas Child,
joins the Big Show. Next. Good morning, Big Shows on
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well first very special guest this morning. Look forward to
having Franklin Graham on The Big Show every every year
because this Operation Christmas Child time. And we got him
on the line right now. Good morning, mister Graham, actually,
doctor Franklin Graham. How you doing, frank I'm.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Doing great, guys. Hey, I miss hearing hearing you. Someone
told me this is your last year on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's true, that is that is true. We are retiring
at the end of the year.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
This is depressing the world. We are doing the morning yea, guys,
you got you gotta rethink this. My goodness, the world's
going to spin out of control without you guys holding
us down.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
We're going to figure out some way to keep in touch.
So yeah, the Big Show dot Com. We own that website,
so y'all go there after you can't find us on
the radio maybe we can find out. Well, Frankna, thanks
for those kind words. And you know, one thing has
tickled me over the last twenty years that allowed us
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to partner with you guys with our big show listeners
on Operation Christmas Child. And the one thing that I
really loved when classic rock and roll stations across this country,
I guess the most we were maybe one hundred and
twenty five maybe now we're about fifty, but able to
give the gospel of Jesus Christ over the airwaves and
(36:48):
that is just something that I know God has allowed
us to do through you guys, and I would like
to thank you for that so much.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Well, I just thank you for using your plat form
and making that available so that we can share what
God is doing, and especially the fact that He sent
his son at Christmas to come to this world to
save us from our sins. Jesus Christ came to save
God gave the first gifts and that was his son
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that so thank you for well, thank you for making
this available.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Well, in a sum of fact that we talked to
like this year, looking at over twelve million shoe boxes
to be packed, but one shoebox, one child, and we
get to talk to kids who actually received a shoebox
and in their country there never had a gift before,
and say, what is this about? And then you find
out what true love is about with the gospel of
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Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Absolutely when a child gets that gift, and for most
of most of these shows, they have never had a
gift in their life, and they open up and they
realize that the contents that for them. The children want
to know, how did this happen, why did they give
it to me, where did it come from? And it
gives us a great opportunity to share the fact that
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God made them and created them, and that they're very
special to God, and that he sent his son Jesus
Christ from heaven to this earth for their sins and
Christ died for our sins, was buried, but God raised
him to life and he can come into their hearts
if they're willing to invite him. And so it's a
great tool for evangelism. We see every year millions of
children accept Christ as their savior. And then you know,
(38:32):
we don't just stop there. We have a discipleship program.
So for every child that gets a box, we offer
to enroll them into a twelve lesson of Bible study
course and it's an incredible program and we've already had
over I think it's around twenty six million children that
have gone through that. Excuse twenty three million have been
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done that. Then they have made decisions for Christ. And
out of that, there's forty six million that have participated
the twelve listen discipleship program, but twenty three million half
of them have made decisions for Christ. But forty six
millions since two thousand and nine. And then, I mean,
it's just incredible God has done this, and we're just
so grateful that he's He's given us that opportunity. But
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you know, these opportunities come because of guys like you
who have got behind us and pushed it over these years.
And who knows how many tens of thousands, hundreds of
thousands of shoe boxes have come in because.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Of your radio program.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
It's it's just I don't know how you measure it,
but it's been huge.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Well, don't say that now, Franklin. I would like to
have a reward in heaven, So don't take it from
me right now.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
You'll get a reward, I'll probably.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Well, the National Collection Week is November the seventeenth, and
we had we had Jim on yesterday and talking about
and then Matt was talking about how to build a
shoe box online. So there, there's really all kind of ways.
If you can't even leave your house, if you've got
a computer for a smartphone, you can you can build
a shoe box right there.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
What a great idea.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
Yeah, we just want to make it easy for people.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And it is all right. We got the Big Show
dot Com. Click on the Operation Christmas Child banner. It'll
take you right to the website everything you need to know.
That's the place to start right there. Well, Franklin, thank
you so much for joining us. Merry Christmas. I hope
we can. We can still talk to you next year,
even though we won't be on the radio. They would
do it on the Big guys.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Hey, thank you, I love you, guys. God blessing, thank.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
You, thank you so much, love you man. That is
an honor. Sure wow, good stuff. All right, y'all, come
on be a part of it. Go to the Big
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I don't know what you did, but okay, I was awesome.
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Look if y'all aren't going to take this serious.
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Let's say, hid the lady come down?
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Good morning, David, morning, Hey, hey Mony, how you doing
out of done lamp this morning?
Speaker 13 (07:03):
And we're doing pretty good here?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Good man, good Yeah, I had that same problem. My
bello had done lapped over my bridges.
Speaker 13 (07:13):
That's why I guess up out of the college. Don laugh,
But I think about everybody around here like that.
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Ready go Franker, Stein, Rackler, wolf Man.
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M ready to.
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I want to work with it.
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You would, alright, David. Here you go for the wind.
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Ready, go, eat, carve and go away.
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I appreciate it. Can I give a shout out? You
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body right now. You hang on with Jacket. Find him
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Happy boys on the other side, and then went a
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It's gonna be.
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I hope it will all.
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Meet here again Monday morning. Knowing if we were happy boys.
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day hubbub of feeling in my bones, says I have
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Bro? Let's crack a lacking man, y'all?
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Bro.
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Yo, this girl doesn't want to.
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Got the big show on the radio where we heard
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See the terrifying consequences of today's so called modern lifestyles.
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Terror, you might just lose your mind.
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The Mask from Hell screech of Fining ten not seen
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Boy?
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Ali? Y'all, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy for the last
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We found out until last year it was legal for
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What is getting married?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Married thirteen? In the Beverly Hillbillies, el May was an
old maid. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey
among kids between the ages of eight and fourteen, Reese's
Peanut Buttercup is the number one candy they hope to
find in their Halloween hall This year. We are looking
(23:53):
for number two what.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Is pickle flavored gum?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Ugh, that's odd.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (24:01):
I'm not fourteen.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well I was just guessing. Say no, what y'all got one?
Eight hundred big show you told free long ago? Do
we get a winner? We play John boyd Jeopardy next,
(24:36):
Good Morning, and it's a big show on the radio
with your Friday Morning and our feature track with the
Big Show bed Box. Here on Halloween we got car
Childers telling the story of the Great Pumpkin. Charlie Brown,
he works Great Pumpkin and they had the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com. Right now, let's play
yess live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Host is always perfectly harmless.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Well, he only has the mentality of the child seven
years old. We always calmed him down by giving him
candy Cols candy eat him up.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Heez, John Boy, one of my favorites. Ain't for working
Uncle George in there. Let's say, hey, the j out
of Sylvester Georgia, Good morning, Jay geor j are you there?
That ain't Jay way Man? Jackie? Who you got me on?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Is that?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
Is that?
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Ben?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Ben? Y'all?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
All right? So Jackie Jay. Okay, Well maybe the lines
are just mixed up, so I have I should have
Ben and Jay on these lines. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Well? You got me?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So who is me?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
That's Ben?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay? Ben from Tyler Town, Mississippi.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Do you know are you online two or for.
Speaker 16 (26:04):
That?
Speaker 15 (26:04):
But I'm the winning right.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well that these I got both of you up, so
he will know where you are. So Ben, you go
first and tell us what you're thinking about John Boorjeopardy
the favorite candy between kids ages eight and fourteen, Reese's
peanut butter cup. We're looking for number two. What do
you got?
Speaker 13 (26:26):
Originally I was thinking Snickers, but I changed my mind.
I'm gonna go with Eminem.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well let's see, is it em and M's.
Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (26:37):
It is?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So h yeah, all right, good my confusion. Ok yeah, man.
Speaker 13 (26:53):
I want to get a shout out to my wife
and my three daughters and my grandson, and a shout out.
Speaker 22 (27:00):
You guys, Ben, so get me through these mornings all
these years. Man.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
All right, we appreciate that boy, Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (27:07):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Hang on there, Jackie, sort them out, find the winner
the baby by the money hour on top of your
news on the other side, I remembering Rayford for this
Friday morning.
Speaker 21 (27:55):
Indeed still dark coming to work. Blame met on daylight
saving time. You don't save any daylight, you just transfer
it to some other time.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Robert D.
Speaker 21 (28:07):
Rayfert, kicking off a John Boy and Billy show. One
of the first things I turned to in the local
newspaper is the obituary column, just to check to make
sure my name isn't in it, to invoke that cliche
such as consider the alternative. Local newspaper obituaries are full
of cliches like passed away for diede and I'm wondering
why they didn't wave when they passed by me. And
(28:29):
if I may border on the blasphemous, there is the
one about one away to meet his maker, and I'm thinking,
is that the same place they were before they were conceived?
And I also wonder why people are so eager to
go meet their maker, go to paradise. Why they are
like the rest of us who do everything they can
to prolong that time. But enough blasphemy. I'm sure I'll
(28:50):
get all kinds of email accusing me of just that.
The New York Times obituaries tell about the real person,
warts and all one today. I like about Bobby Nudy,
purveyor of Glitter Dies. At ninety two, real name Helen Kahn,
she married a man named Nudy, helped him in his
(29:13):
life's submission, putting lots of rhinestones on country singers suits.
There's a picture of Bobby Nudy, fully clothed in a
long sleeved blouse and a long skirt with rhinestones on it,
posing with a shotgun in her hand.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Says here.
Speaker 21 (29:28):
The couple found celebrity by selling wildly embroidered, rhinestone studded
duds to cowboys, stars, country singers, and yes, even Elvis Presley.
A ten thousand dollars gold in May number made the
cover of Rolling Stone. The shop produced preposterously gaudy clothes
now museum pieces for Hank Williams, Senior, Buck Owens, Clint Eastwood,
(29:50):
John Lennon, Roy Rogers, and Dale Evans. The story of
how she inspired the logo the company used on its
labels for more than twenty years sounds it's too good
to be true, but her granddaughter is sticking to it.
One evening in the early nineteen forty, she emerged from
the boudoir wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, boots, and holster,
(30:10):
coyly asked her husband, when are you going to make
the rest of the outfit. The result was what became
known as the Naked Cowgirl label. After mister Cohne converted
to Christianity around nineteen sixty three, the cowgirl was clothed,
making the old label garments collector's items. It's unclear which
one of the couples came up with the Nudi motto
(30:32):
it is better to be looked over than overlooked, good
motto for anybody in show business. Robert d Rayfer, John
boyn Billy Show, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's a big show on the radio. Playhouse time, y'all action,
Hello friends.
Speaker 18 (31:15):
Your old pal Burt Burn here with another jack O'Lantern
jangling edition of John Boy and Billy playoffs. Today's episode,
A man walks into a bar on Halloween. As our
story opens, a man walks into a bar on Halloween.
Welcome to the Global Waiter, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
I'm Dottie.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
What can I get you? Well, Dottie, I'll have a
beer and my friend will have whatever's on tap. What friend? Oh, geez,
hold on, I almost forgot he's right here in my
shirt pocket. And there we go. That's either a three
inch tall man or the molly is kicking in. Oh
it's a three inch tall man, all right?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
And can he can he drink a whole draft beer? Kenny?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Just watch? I just drop him in the glens.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh yeah, do do do don't take the empty glass?
Why well, you know he's only three inches tall and
the bathroom is way over there. Oh got you got you,
got you got you?
Speaker 10 (32:17):
So?
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Can he walk to Kenny? Watch this roll a quarter
down the bar?
Speaker 16 (32:22):
Okay, here goes.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Eh see see.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Man, look at him go and he brought the quarter back.
Speaker 16 (32:30):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Oh you should see him chase the cat.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
It is hilarious. Huh I bet so? Can he talk?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Kenny talk, canny talk.
Speaker 23 (32:39):
Listen to this, hey, Dad, tell her about the time
he went to Africa and pissed off that witch doctor.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
And we hope you've enjoyed John bullyan Villie playhouse.
Speaker 23 (32:58):
You gotta cut him off now where he's gonna be
climb and then things like Mount Everest, and believe me,
he will undo those top two buttons.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Tune in next time.
Speaker 18 (33:08):
When will hear the thin skinned, easily irritated African witch doctor.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Good morning, You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (33:23):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(33:45):
horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
This will make showing the radio October the thirty first.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
I'm the gold Stay.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Right, mcmaon, give us some candy.
Speaker 20 (34:35):
Works three years, no.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
One hour. You get you a pre trick or treat
treat a brand new black three ex rock one on
one polo shirt. Our very first aphiliate down Greenville's part
in work South Carolina. Here the John Bone Bitter Radio
Network back in nineteen ninety three. Remember like it was
day before Yesterday is your name of a hat and
(35:01):
we'll give it away in one hour. Then Sowrnson picks
every game in the NFL this weekend. Big Show rolls on,
but hang Franklin Graham, the man of Operation Christmas Child,
joins the Big Show. Next. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for
a big old blue EMU prize Pie Gang for that
(35:24):
well first very special guest this morning. Look forward to
having Franklin Graham on The Big Show every every year
because this Operation Christmas Child time. And we got him
on the line right now. Good morning, mister Graham, actually,
doctor Franklin Graham. How you doing, frank I'm.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Doing great, guys. Hey, I miss hearing hearing you. Someone
told me this is your last year on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's true, that is that is true. We are retiring
at the end of the year.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
This is depressing the world. We are doing the morning yea, guys,
you got you gotta rethink this. My goodness, the world's
going to spin out of control without you guys holding
us down.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
We're going to figure out some way to keep in touch.
So yeah, the Big Show dot Com. We own that website,
so y'all go there after you can't find us on
the radio maybe we can find out. Well, Frankna, thanks
for those kind words. And you know, one thing has
tickled me over the last twenty years that allowed us
(36:26):
to partner with you guys with our big show listeners
on Operation Christmas Child. And the one thing that I
really loved when classic rock and roll stations across this country,
I guess the most we were maybe one hundred and
twenty five maybe now we're about fifty, but able to
give the gospel of Jesus Christ over the airwaves and
(36:48):
that is just something that I know God has allowed
us to do through you guys, and I would like
to thank you for that so much.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Well, I just thank you for using your plat form
and making that available so that we can share what
God is doing, and especially the fact that He sent
his son at Christmas to come to this world to
save us from our sins. Jesus Christ came to save
God gave the first gifts and that was his son
(37:20):
that so thank you for well, thank you for making
this available.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Well, in a sum of fact that we talked to
like this year, looking at over twelve million shoe boxes
to be packed, but one shoebox, one child, and we
get to talk to kids who actually received a shoebox
and in their country there never had a gift before,
and say, what is this about? And then you find
out what true love is about with the gospel of
(37:47):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Absolutely when a child gets that gift, and for most
of most of these shows, they have never had a
gift in their life, and they open up and they
realize that the contents that for them. The children want
to know, how did this happen, why did they give
it to me, where did it come from? And it
gives us a great opportunity to share the fact that
(38:11):
God made them and created them, and that they're very
special to God, and that he sent his son Jesus
Christ from heaven to this earth for their sins and
Christ died for our sins, was buried, but God raised
him to life and he can come into their hearts
if they're willing to invite him. And so it's a
great tool for evangelism. We see every year millions of
children accept Christ as their savior. And then you know,
(38:32):
we don't just stop there. We have a discipleship program.
So for every child that gets a box, we offer
to enroll them into a twelve lesson of Bible study
course and it's an incredible program and we've already had
over I think it's around twenty six million children that
have gone through that. Excuse twenty three million have been
(38:56):
done that. Then they have made decisions for Christ. And
out of that, there's forty six million that have participated
the twelve listen discipleship program, but twenty three million half
of them have made decisions for Christ. But forty six
millions since two thousand and nine. And then, I mean,
it's just incredible God has done this, and we're just
so grateful that he's He's given us that opportunity. But
(39:18):
you know, these opportunities come because of guys like you
who have got behind us and pushed it over these years.
And who knows how many tens of thousands, hundreds of
thousands of shoe boxes have come in because.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Of your radio program.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
It's it's just I don't know how you measure it,
but it's been huge.
Speaker 6 (39:36):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Well, don't say that now, Franklin. I would like to
have a reward in heaven, So don't take it from
me right now.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
You'll get a reward, I'll probably.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Well, the National Collection Week is November the seventeenth, and
we had we had Jim on yesterday and talking about
and then Matt was talking about how to build a
shoe box online. So there, there's really all kind of ways.
If you can't even leave your house, if you've got
a computer for a smartphone, you can you can build
a shoe box right there.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
What a great idea.
Speaker 7 (40:08):
Yeah, we just want to make it easy for people.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And it is all right. We got the Big Show
dot Com. Click on the Operation Christmas Child banner. It'll
take you right to the website everything you need to know.
That's the place to start right there. Well, Franklin, thank
you so much for joining us. Merry Christmas. I hope
we can. We can still talk to you next year,
even though we won't be on the radio. They would
do it on the Big guys.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Hey, thank you, I love you, guys. God blessing, thank.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
You, thank you so much, love you man. That is
an honor. Sure wow, good stuff. All right, y'all, come
on be a part of it. Go to the Big
Show dot com, click on the Operation Christmas Child banner
right now. While you're ready to go, all right, then, well,
let's play our game. Beat the blonde, Come on Tate date.
Oh ses out unpacking shoes? Okay, one eight hundred big shows.
(40:56):
You told Free Line we'll get a contestant, get our blonde,
and play that h
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