November 3, 2025 • 47 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s a Mini Movie Monday - this time we’ve got our mini series named, “In the Hick of Time” - with an episode every hour!.. - Oliver tells about his Halloween adventures with the big girls horror house of zero calories.. - We fill a request for a sure fire solution for sugar crazed kids - the “Taser Tot”.. - and with election day coming up tomorrow, we have a political message from Count Dracula…
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We get up to the microphone.
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joy every single day.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ready go, So we're gonna have fun today.
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that own.
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us at John won't build a Facebook page and y'all
getting there's just a thick stack of letters and emails
of man, thank you, so Brandy says, it's like attending
your own wake.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
It does feel like that. You know, I'm not dying.
I'm sorry to hear about your retirement.
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Julie Rona said, man, she hates to see us goes.
She loves all these years we can make her happy
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of time. And we got that last week and said
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You rounded them up.
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In the meantime, I have three days in history.
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so the dates nineteen fifty six. The classic MGM film
(03:22):
The Wizard of Oz was first seen on TV film
called CBS two hundred and fifty grand to show. The
movie was shown eighteen times between nineteen fifty six and
nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wow, y'all remember that as kids?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I remember it. I always come up.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
When was it a special time?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Was it around this time?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I want to say it was Sunday night? Right?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It was always Yeah, it was always in the fall,
and it was always on Sunday when football was on.
We didn't have forty TVs in every room.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
It was only one TV.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Never got the CV.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, come on, you were abused as a child.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
I am convinced of it.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm fine. Monkeys or traumatizing. Where's daddy wouldn't let me
watch it?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Let's move up to twenty nineteen. Olivia Newton John's black
leather outfit from the film Grease so for four hundred
and five grand at auction Beverly Hills.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Y'all remember that.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I know Barbara on the front desk, Baba Law. Yeah,
she liked that Grease. Her and her husband. Yeah, they
did the dance Grease dances and all that.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, she looks better doing it than Jim.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But I think that was their Halloween costume a couple
of times.
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Yeah, your sister in law.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I know, Yeah, that was my mistake, easy for you.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What due?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I knocked?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Barbara opened the door, and my dumb ass said, is
your sister home?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I've told them all these years, don't beat yourself up
like you had a shop.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Well, Barbara was pretty loose in all right.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
And finally, on this date in twenty twenty one, the
US began vaccinating children aged five to eleven with a
lower dose of the fires heir COVID nineteen vaccine. Y'all
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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you have the best time.
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You have a big shot.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
To Norm Colbert Virginia.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Norm.
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We didn't have to practice that. Hey, Norm, good morning, buddy.
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I'm away.
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Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ready go, Dorothy the Lion, the scarecrow, ma'am.
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Know him when.
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Jim this morning, go ahead, movie gonna stop knowing by
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We'll get it up to you, buddy, all right, can
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your crew for the last twenty eight twenty nine years.
Whatever it's being man it's been fantastic and we're gonna
miss you.
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We'll appreciate you being with us some us and know
him you hang on, Jack can hook you.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Up all right?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right, by the way, the hour and top of
your news.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Right on the other side, we kick off our Big
Show Monday Morning Mini Movie in the Hit of Time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Good morning is.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
A big Sean radio. Want I do, Honey email this
big old stack y'avin riding my yard?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Would love y'all h Julie mouna, Julie ride dear for
our Big Show Monday Morning Mini Movie.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Let's get to it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Top of the morning entertainment enthusiasts.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
You're old pal Burtfern here with another ear bleeding excursion
into the theater of the mind, as we once again
present the Big Show Morning Mini Movie, brought to you
by Aunt Tatter's Jugs, a plunny dairy barn. It's a
fact ice cream is better than drugs, so come get
high on Aunt Tater's Jugs and now sit back, relax
and enjoy episode one of in the Hick of Time.
(10:11):
It's a glorious dewey morning at the Booger Branch Ranch
when Spainky arrives.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Hey, Spanky, you're just in time.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
Whoops, see you later.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (10:24):
I've learned over the years that when you say you're
just in time, I'm about to get suckered into some
stupid deal.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
This is different. I got something is gonna make us rich.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
This time? Another great idea like your worm farm?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
How was out of noted? Wonder Affuh? We put them
out in the pastor no, man, this is better. I'd
interested suit yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'll just have to get somebody else to invest in
my time machine.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
There's no such thing as a time machine, you jackass.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Then, what's that coming down the driveway?
Speaker 12 (10:56):
Looks like that Geico lizard pushing a porta crapper.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So where do you want me to put the time machine?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
JB Right, there's fine, astro nerd.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
That was right?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did you get the bugs work out?
Speaker 12 (11:08):
You're talking about the time machine or his head?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
For your information, Spanky, I've perfected the formula that will
warp the faith time continuum and allow me to create
a synthetic wormhole, facilitating the traversing of the present future
paradigm in any direction or destination.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
So you've invented a time machine. But somehow you still
can't figure out how not to be boring.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's so cool. Have you tried it yet?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Nope? I figured you and I'd take it for a spin.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
I'll give you a break.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can Spanky go with us? Sure?
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Come on, Spanky, saddle up. Okay, I'll do this on
one condition. When this turns out to be a gigantic flop,
you have to promise me you'll never burden me with
his horse crap again.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, but what if it does work?
Speaker 12 (11:53):
If this works, you eat free at any of my
joints for life.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Your own can get you up.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
All right, let's get.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
This over with.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
All aboard, Shut up, everybody in.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
It's a little snug.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I like that cologne.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh la la.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
So where should we go?
Speaker 12 (12:24):
Soun'd like you to want to go to San Francisco?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
All right, get ready, we're going to one million b things.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I wonderful seeing guys from a comic shrip.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You're an idiot and the way we go.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One million vs.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Here we come, we're going out.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
You sniffing my cologne again?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't think that's cologne.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I'm sorry, motion thickness, yeh.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
Let me out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's go see what one million pc looks like.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We didn't go anywhere Bella, dang it astro nerd you stupid. Well,
let's go fix breakfast. Hey, where's a farmhouse?
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Well that's right over there.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What the bella?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And these trees look a lot different.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Where's a pond?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Fellas?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What people got company?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh huh oh.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Caliping catflies.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
It seems our heroes come nose this stout with prehistoric danger.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Tune in next time for episode two of In the
Hick of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
as Spanky, and Patrick the White Boy intern as ally
Oops the dyspeptic cave Man, presented by aunt Tator's jugsapunny
Dairy Barn. Our Sundays are as big as hun Days
and ant Tators Until next time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is your old pal Burn Fern saying so long.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Good Monday morning. BEG shows on the radio, and here
we go, Hello.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Friends, your old pal Burtburn here with another jack O'Lantern
jangling edition of John Boy and Billy playoffs. Today's episode,
a man walks into a bar on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
As our story opens, a man walks into a bar
on Halloween. Welcome to the global waiter.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Happy Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I'm Dottie. What can I get you? Well, Dottie, I'll
have a beer and my friend will have whatever's on tap.
What friend? Oh geez, hold on, I almost forgot. He's
right here in my shirt pocket.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And there we go.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That's either a three inch tall man or the molly
is kicking in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh it's a three inch tall man, all right? And
can he Can he drink a whole draft beer? Kenny?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Just watch I just drop him in the glass. That
is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh yeah, do do do?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Don't take the empty glass?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Why?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Well, you know he's only three inches tall and the
bathroom is over there. Oh got you got you? Got
you got you? So can he walk to Kenny? Watch
this roll a quarter down the bar. Okay, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Eh see see man, Look at him go and he
brought the quarter back.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's amazing. Oh you should see him chase the cat.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I bet so.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Can he talk? Kenny talk, Canny talk.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Listen to this, Hey Dad, tell her about the time
he went to Africa and pissed off that witch doctor.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And how.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bullyandvillie playhouse.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
You gotta cut him off now where he's gonna be
climbing them things like Mount Everest, and believe me, he
will undo those doctor buttons. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the thin skinned, easily irritated African witch doctor.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Say, hey, make man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
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little lot of my league. But I'll take a work
at it.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I mean, what could it hat?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. No,
you don't want to miss any episodes of our Big Show.
Monday Morning Mini Movie in the hick of time. You
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Deal, you win you bunch coming up in minutary on
John boyd Jeviny Bud right.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Now, wakey, wakey, eggs and baky it's your old Paldbert
Fern with another spleen sputtering edition of the Big Show
Morning mini movie production of In the Hicck of Time,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugsaplney dairy barn. There's
a double d dip in every trip to aunt Tator's fock.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Supstart.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
When we last left our intrepid time travelers, they were
about to be human sushi on the t rex buffet.
Speaker 15 (19:55):
Oh oh oh, oh, danger, danger, Quick back in the
time machine.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
I'll second act. Holy crap, this thing works.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
A real dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This is so cool.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
We'll see how cool it is when he's pooping what's
left of your two knit withs out of his scaly butt.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah. Why do you think they call him a tyranna thorath?
Speaker 12 (20:28):
I don't get it, astro Nerd, Get us out of here.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Here goes rest that with klous.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You said it?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Where are we?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Astronaud two hundred and fifty four b th According to
the latitude and longitude, they were smack in the middle
of ancient rounds.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Sound safe enough. Let's stretch our legs.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Boys.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Oh screw that, let's get home.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Come on, we gotta at least have a look around.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
All right, Let's make it quick.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey, I think they recognize me unless I miss my guests.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
This looks like the call of feeling the.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Colisee of all Right, come on, spiky, let's go get
a jeezburger.
Speaker 15 (21:33):
Yo, No strange traveler declare as, I'll handle this.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh oh, I'm John boy.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
And this one with a big head is spanky, Hi,
nice toga, and the smart looking one is astro nerd.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Want a bipropeller to put on your helmet?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Why do you hail roble traveler? I not this sounds crazy,
but we're from the future.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's you child, what sort of stress?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I love the chat? But where's the concession stand? And
do you have bathrooms? Or aren't we just going the street?
I'm going to either way.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
No play, mister ambassador stands.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Are you a Roman? Oh?
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Christian?
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Christian?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Whatever you do, don't thank Christian, Ashley. I'm Southern Baptist.
I got a few shirt tail relations who say they're Presbyterian.
I really don't claim them.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Christians released the lives, uh.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Head, don't you know anything about history?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
In Rome, Christians are lying food. We sure are running
into a lot of carnivores on this trip.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
That's gold boys out the double.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I still got a wee weed all it?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh, something's wrong.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
If we live through this, I'm gonna kill you, astro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's the battery.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
This thing run on batteries.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
What'd you think it ran on magic?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
What do we do?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I got an idea? Hand me that farmer's almanac.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
What are you doing with a farmer's almanac?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
What are you doing without?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
One?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Boom roast? Hurry up?
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Got it?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh that's it. We're officially out of juice.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I hope we're home.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Nope, but this will help get us there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh that figures well. We needed to rain, Yeah, we
need to rain.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
In twenty twelve noted.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Where are we Philadelphia? June fifteenth, seventeen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Hey, who's a fat guy flying a kite and rain?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
That gentleman is our ticket home?
Speaker 11 (24:06):
Great Caesar's goat stranded in time with an empty tank?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I still gotta pay and the rain ain't helping.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Tune in next time for part three of In the
Hick of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Astro
Nerd as Astro Nerd, and Terry Maurice Henson as Paul
pervire gey up, brought to you by Aunt Tator's.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Jugs of puny dairy barn.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
We bring in the freaks with our enormous twin peaks and.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Aunt Tatter's.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Until next time.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying, so long.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Man, Episode three about an hour right now, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. So let's just jump right in here.
Morgan Freeman, Groucho Marx, George Burns, James Garner, and Martin
Sheen have all played this character in the movies.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Are on TV. Who's little Chi?
Speaker 7 (25:05):
That's odd? That be fun?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, what y'all got?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
One hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The Big Show you told? Free line? We play John
boyd Jepideen.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Next Good Monday morning, November, the third Big Shows on
(25:43):
the radio. Yeah, no, Member Ford Election day to market.
I'm voting now, say ain't gonna vote right?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Staying home.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
He's a track from the Big Show, Big Box, a
political message from Count Dracula.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Maybe this will help when I said I'm fucking what,
I'm blood sucking by.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Never Okay, I'll there's some more workshopping. Don't do tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Maybe write something down.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
He worked I'm retiring man. Where were we count Dracula? Keywords?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Are we leaving the count alone?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I want today my sentence?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Let's play finally, Yes five across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is lost game of the slackers.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
There are no guineas, no Joe overs, no love of lines,
no hints.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
If it fail, I will tell a who we think
lighten up precious pees like it.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Let's they had Stephen out of Liberty, South Carolina. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning, Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy this morning for one hundred and twenty
dollars of that bulls night we've been hearing about. Gonna
hear more with Van the Owner coming up here just
a little bit. But let's see what you got, Stephen. So,
Morgan Freeman, Groucho Marx, George Burns, James Garner, Radford and
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Martin Sheen have all played this character in the movies.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Are on TV.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Figured it out? Stephen?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
God, you say, God, yes, sir, I remember Morgan Freeman. Yeah,
that's about that, Hey, work for you, Stephen. You got
the bullsnot congratulations body.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You got it. It's you aboud, catch you up one
you your news?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh good?
Speaker 13 (27:46):
Who got some time?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Catsule On the other side, get telling Mark November third,
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This is the.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
John Onoy, Milly Ya, Maxie, Hey man, I hear y'all
got these boys on the show.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
What was that lace?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Rob Becker got that Roadway show? Yeah, men, men, cavemen all.
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun, But
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal. Because if
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my whole life consists of how that I can better
get along with my wife, take a club and beat
me with it. Now, I'm gonna break it down for you,
women and me, and this is going to be a
service to you as well. I got twenty five things
women that we men want you to know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Learn these just twenty five things.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And you'll understand us. Everything will be all right. We
live happily ever after, okay, fright. Number one, learn to
work the toilet seat. If it's up, don't come tell.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Us about it. Cut it down yourself. Number two. Don't
cut your hair ever. Number three. Don't make us guess.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
We hate that.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Number four.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
If you ask a question, you don't want an answer
to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Number five. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must
learn to live with it.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Number six, we're never thinking about Quote the relationships.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any cats.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Period Number nine.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sunday equal sports.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Number ten.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Number twelve you have enough clothes. Number thirteen you have
too many shoes. Number fourteen. Crying is blackmail. Use it
if you must, but don't expect.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Us to like it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Number fifteen. Your brother is an idiot. Number sixteen, Ask what,
ask for what? Number sixteen This is for what?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You won't subtle.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know what
day it is.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
We never will mark anniversaries number eighteen, Share the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Number eighteen, Share the closet.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Number twenty Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Number twenty one.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
See a doctor. Number twenty two.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Number twenty three. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Number twenty four check your all and number twenty five.
Don't give us fifty rules when twenty five will do?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
John BOYD did that do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Bye, John boy Minnie, I have a nice day, John
boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
A woman fixing a car that's like a pig.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Try read Good Morning Radio? Done right?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah morning.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's a big show on the radio. We're about twenty
minutes away from episode three of In the Hick of Time,
our big show Monday Morning mini movie.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
He just a few minutes away from Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Listener the owner of Bullsnot Products above van.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well well, well, Halloween is over.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
Of course, the Big Girls decided to do another Haunted
House this year. They threw caution to the wind. With
typical gusto and much labored breathing. They created their best
work yet, the spine chilling, the sphincter puckering, the quadruple
chin trembling, the House of zero calories.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Ooh, let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
They spent a good part of September thinking about what
would be a truly terrifying haunted house, something that would
be uniquely different, yet enough to draw gasps from even
the most jaded spectator. Everyone has done monsters, or torture
chambers or demonic possession. So I asked them what terrified them.
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They looked at each other and all chortled, like three
pasty faced job of.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
The huss.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
Maybe a sack would help get them in the proper
frame of mind. Wife rolled into the pantry to discover
there was only one box of cookies left, and they
were sugar free. The high pitched screams of abject terra
set dogs owling blocks away, and in that moment they
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knew their theme. Everyone was trapped in a world where
people only ate healthy ooh. The opening night had their
husky friends lined up around the block. There were only
about thirty of them, but that's the same as nearly
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two hundred normal people.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Now.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
In the years before, they had a track laid out
through the house and into various rooms that were rascal accessible.
But this year, to make it even more horrific, the
pathway had to be traversed on foot, gasped.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
As you walked in the front room, you were in
complete darkness.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
The door locked behind you, and then suddenly the lights
flashed on and you are surrounded by vegetables.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Floor to ceiling. The vegetable gauntlet.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
As they walked, it narrowed and narrowed as you got
to the exit, until they almost had to touch them.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
And they no sooner escape that scenario.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
Only to wind up in their version of pure l
the home gym, skinny girls on treadmills and guys lifting
weights trying to tempt them like demonic devils to join in.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It was a battle of hormones versus laziness. Yeah, laziness won.
Speaker 11 (35:55):
When that horror was navigated, they wound up in the garage,
which was filled waist deep with popcorn about.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Four feet deep.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
While wading through each and everyone anxiously grabbed a handful
and stuffed it into their mouths, And that's when they
found out they'd wandered into.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
The unbuttered zone.
Speaker 11 (36:21):
Oh believe me, the tears flowed, and if they weren't
crying enough, what happened next would do the trick. A
room full of perky, optimistic, enthusiastic Jenny Craig reps, sign here,
sign here, you'd have thought they were face to face
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with Freddy Krueger. Their escape was in sight with a
sign that said, this way to the oasis. As they
squeezed through the portal, the aroma of chocolate.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Filled the air.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
They squealed, then grunted like hogs led a slaughter. And
before them was a majestic chocolate fountain, seven layers. It
gurgled and bubbled a frothy brown torrent. Guests were able
to grab available cups, scoop and drink deeply. And that's
when the treat turned into a trick. They were drinking
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double fudge slim fast. Once their educated palettes discovered that,
they spit it out all over the place. It looked
like the Green Bay packers had explosive diarrhea. Oh dear God.
They thought this has to be the end. And as
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they exited, they had to pass a man dressed as
an executioner. He was wielding a sledgehammer and he was
using it to destroy a deep fryer. We had several
and these fate. Luckily we had some emergency personnel on
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hand to resuscitate them by waving French fries under their noses.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
All in all, it was a great success.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
On closing night, I rewarded their hard work with a
big dish of their favorite hard candy. But I tricked
them with sugar free. They're letting me back in the
house on Thanksgiving because I have to cook. So you
got a spare room out there on the farm. Good morning,
(38:42):
everybody to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hangout.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I forgot it.
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the talk boy, Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
That's a big Shawn radio Holright Special guests all over
the place. And one of the best guess we could
have is the owner of bull Snot Man.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
We've been giving.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Away our bull Snot products while now best of in
the bizz druck drivers, I know, looking good bullsnot in
the back of it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well that's meet Van Brown, the man. The Lord's not.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Good morning man, Good morning John boy.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Well, we are totally awesome.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Van.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I told Jack, I say, get Van on the line.
Let me talk to that boy.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
I want to just thank you for being a proud
sponsor of the Big Show with your Bullsknot products. That's
just some of the best stuff I ever seen.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Van.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
I just wanted to get you on here and let's
talk to you a little bit about you bulls Not.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
How'd that come about for you? Buddy?
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh it's a lone story, but I'll make it short.
Bull Snot. It actually is a tire mount Lubertate. It
actually is a product. You've not seen it because it's
a OEM for some major car manufactier. But the name
of my company is Brown Ostinchers. That's when you get
the bull and you can think about it. If your
mountain tires, you can need something pretty small of your consistency.
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I just put bull and snout together and everybody need
me as the bull Snot guy, and I just went
with it.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I will tell you the first time a case of
this came in is before we started doing the giveaways.
Inventory came in. I said to the sales guy said,
I don't know what's in here, but I know I'm
never going to forget the name.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
Nobody today.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
That is a great marketing name.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Well.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
And of course on the price packages, we we got
another bull Snout price back one and twenty dollars worth
of bull Snout. We always say made the USA and
truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not make sure
they look good doing it. Truck drivers very special to you,
are they not VAM?
Speaker 9 (41:43):
They are very special because they actually helped develop everyone
to product because truck drivers they're the best customers on
the planet because they tell you exactly what they want
the product to do, right, So all you got to
do is make it do exactly what they request. And
if you do that, they don't care about the chemistry,
they don't care what's it. They just wanted to do
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a job. And as long as it does that job,
they're tickle to death. And they're the most loyal customers
you ever had. And we built this whole brand out
of word of mouth marketing from one truck driver to
another truck driver until I run into y'all, you know,
a couple of years ago now and now I go
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to truck shows I go to truck and traffic pools.
I go just got back from the truck and trackic
pool and the Monster truck events, and the first thing
everybody says, we heard about your product on John Boyn Billy,
and that's just awesome.
Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yea.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I been listening to y'all since y'all are on w
r o Q in Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So I mean it's been a minute, sure has well,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Wanta surely appreciate you team it up with us here
on this and I always talk about that. There's so
many products. I love the name the glass cleaner is
the best that I've ever used.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Visible you like that.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
You know, even the older eliminator. I can't smell a bull. No,
that would be right, So you did a good.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Job on the names. My help.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Dashable all right, for your dashboards Dashable hide a bull?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
What is hide a bull product?
Speaker 9 (43:27):
That's for leather?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
You know?
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Think?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, okay, good good waxable.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
We can we can figure that out. Yeah, allumabull for
polishing aluminum wheels.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Yeah, it's the fastest way you've ever polished metal. Where
it's stainless steel, aluminum or chrome. You just spray it,
give you five seconds, wipe it off. You can polish
metal as quick as you can.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
I have used it on my classic cars which have
aluminum wheels, and he's right, it is amazingly quick.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
What about greaseable?
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Graceable is where we need real grease, know what to
wash out so when you spread it like on your
fifth wheel or you hit isolators on the big trucks. Uh,
instead of having to reapply every week, you're going to
go six eight months. Will you apply the second coat?
I mean, it's just where we need real grace.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (44:23):
And that's been vast pro for Belos for good grace.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
You would be really surprised how many places this stuff
is available.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's awesome. Even curable hand bomb.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's perfectly in my car dish. It's perfect.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Van Brown body, I said, that's the curable. I developed
that because I hate hand crings, and that the hand
cring is going to be mind greasy and drying under
two minutes more fourteen hours.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
All right, So so Van, anything new coming out, any
in the new products we should look for with Bulls.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Not the one of the newest is actually freeable, and
that is a penetrating lead not only breaks loose anything trusted,
but it also smells good.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Smells like strawberries, which is a real quest because usually
they don't smell very good.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And what's the.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Pretty bad?
Speaker 5 (45:29):
So all right, So so Van, I'll know you're traveling
around singing the praises of bull's not be meeting our
listeners out and about.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Uh do you know where you're going.
Speaker 7 (45:37):
To be next?
Speaker 11 (45:39):
I do.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
It's going to not be this weekend, but the following
weekend I'll be Atlanto Motor Speedway at Star Strips White
Lines Truck Show. All the money from my truck show
goes to Reach Across America, which is my favorite charity.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (45:53):
Just if anybody's around Atlantomotor Speedway, come by, say hello,
I'm going happy shake your hand. And if you don't
know about Racecross America and all they do, I'll introduce
you to guys. And that's just one of my favorite charities.
And I've been quote a sponsor for years.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Awesome, buddy, okay man, Well, we know we need to
stay in touch. But even though the radio deals going
in this year.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
Hey, by the way, Van, I just saw your new
store that's up on Amazon and good representation of all
of the products, and all of them are available for
order through Amazon, even through Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
So bulls not in products Amazon.
Speaker 9 (46:31):
Okay, And I want to miss you guys on the
radio because I listened past twenty years. I'd listened to
you on well six point five, Chad Niga, y'all have
been such a huge part of my life. And I'm
fifty seven years old and I've been listening to y'all
more than half my life.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well, we appreciate you, Van, glad we could get up here.
Mike took a minute, but we got together there, buddy, And.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
That's no bull.
Speaker 11 (46:58):
Man.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
We'll talk to you again soon, Boddy. Thank you, Yeah,
thank you, all right man, good stuff aie y'all. Well,
let's go on and get ready to play Beat the
Blonde here, but we got to get back to our
Big Show morning mini movie in the hick of time,
next episode coming up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Big Show rolls on.
I'll wait here up my live, don't hunt ve HERDHD,
it's home.
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Pop honey is Noah, God, I'm coming up ding you No?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I know?
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Oh what.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
We get up to the microphone.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
I say, hey, on Monday morning, use your look fine,
not really running out of working money's man, so listen
joy every single day.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ready go, So we're gonna have fun today.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Thanks to a listener, I say, I think I kept
that own.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
So many of y'all are they righting in and emailing
us at John won't build a Facebook page and y'all
getting there's just a thick stack of letters and emails
of man, thank you, so Brandy says, it's like attending
your own wake.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
It does feel like that. You know, I'm not dying.
I'm sorry to hear about your retirement.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
No, no, no, uh well, Julie Moody, I'm out it anyway.
Julie Rona said, man, she hates to see us goes.
She loves all these years we can make her happy
if we would play the mini movie in the hicck
of time. And we got that last week and said
let's make it happen, and look at tatter.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You rounded them up.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
We got all four episodes and we'll get started with
the big show Monday Morning mini movie thanks to Julie.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, now it's okay.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Three days in this story. You got those saved up. Yeah,
let's concentrate on that. We'll get a three categories and
get that winning beginning for a whole week. Okay, we're
wag big shows on a radio. Good morning, big shows
on a radio. Get that first prize, Pike out, let's
get you ready for it. Pulled it up right there, Ranche.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
In the meantime, I have three days in history.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
No, don't get our three categories for you to win
this prize pack, which is it was a blue EMU package,
two jars of blue Emu non gracy relief whatever. Paint
it to a PBC OTC. It's relief cream, fast prescription strength.
It's really from insect bice boys and ivis somebody more
so the dates nineteen fifty six. The classic MGM film
(03:22):
The Wizard of Oz was first seen on TV film
called CBS two hundred and fifty grand to show. The
movie was shown eighteen times between nineteen fifty six and
nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wow, y'all remember that as kids?
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I remember it. I always come up.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
When was it a special time?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Was it around this time?
Speaker 7 (03:41):
I want to say it was Sunday night? Right?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It was always Yeah, it was always in the fall,
and it was always on Sunday when football was on.
We didn't have forty TVs in every room.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
It was only one TV.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Never got the CV.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, come on, you were abused as a child.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
I am convinced of it.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm fine. Monkeys or traumatizing. Where's daddy wouldn't let me
watch it?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
All right?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Let's move up to twenty nineteen. Olivia Newton John's black
leather outfit from the film Grease so for four hundred
and five grand at auction Beverly Hills.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Y'all remember that.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I know Barbara on the front desk, Baba Law. Yeah,
she liked that Grease. Her and her husband. Yeah, they
did the dance Grease dances and all that.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, she looks better doing it than Jim.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But I think that was their Halloween costume a couple
of times.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, your sister in law.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I know, Yeah, that was my mistake, easy for you.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What due?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I knocked?
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Barbara opened the door, and my dumb ass said, is
your sister home?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I've told them all these years, don't beat yourself up
like you had a shop.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Well, Barbara was pretty loose in all right.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
And finally, on this date in twenty twenty one, the
US began vaccinating children aged five to eleven with a
lower dose of the fires heir COVID nineteen vaccine. Y'all
quit that and therese our categories one eight hundred Big
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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Play an outburst, have a hurry up and guest time
you have the best time.
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You have a big shot.
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Speaker 1 (07:15):
We didn't have to practice that. Hey, Norm, good morning, buddy.
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Yeah, let's get through it. Then in five seconds, three
characters from the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Ready go, Dorothy the Lion, the scarecrow, ma'am.
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Now we're getting you away from that black leather outfit
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Speaker 1 (08:12):
Jim this morning, go ahead, movie gonna stop knowing by
gonna blue em you prize pack.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
We'll get it up to you, buddy, all right, can
give a shout out you go ahead.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Hey, I can give a shout out to you and
your crew for the last twenty eight twenty nine years.
Whatever it's being man it's been fantastic and we're gonna
miss you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We'll appreciate you being with us some us and know
him you hang on, Jack can hook you.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Up all right?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right, by the way, the hour and top of
your news.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Right on the other side, we kick off our Big
Show Monday Morning Mini Movie in the Hit of Time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Good morning is.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
A big Sean radio. Want I do, Honey email this
big old stack y'avin riding my yard?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Would love y'all h Julie mouna, Julie ride dear for
our Big Show Monday Morning Mini Movie.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Let's get to it.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Top of the morning entertainment enthusiasts.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
You're old pal Burtfern here with another ear bleeding excursion
into the theater of the mind, as we once again
present the Big Show Morning Mini Movie, brought to you
by Aunt Tatter's Jugs, a plunny dairy barn. It's a
fact ice cream is better than drugs, so come get
high on Aunt Tater's Jugs and now sit back, relax
and enjoy episode one of in the Hick of Time.
(10:11):
It's a glorious dewey morning at the Booger Branch Ranch
when Spainky arrives.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Hey, Spanky, you're just in time.
Speaker 12 (10:21):
Whoops, see you later.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (10:24):
I've learned over the years that when you say you're
just in time, I'm about to get suckered into some
stupid deal.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
This is different. I got something is gonna make us rich.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
What is it?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
This time? Another great idea like your worm farm?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
How was out of noted? Wonder Affuh? We put them
out in the pastor no, man, this is better. I'd
interested suit yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'll just have to get somebody else to invest in
my time machine.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
There's no such thing as a time machine, you jackass.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Then, what's that coming down the driveway?
Speaker 12 (10:56):
Looks like that Geico lizard pushing a porta crapper.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
So where do you want me to put the time machine?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
JB Right, there's fine, astro nerd.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
That was right?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did you get the bugs work out?
Speaker 12 (11:08):
You're talking about the time machine or his head?
Speaker 11 (11:10):
For your information, Spanky, I've perfected the formula that will
warp the faith time continuum and allow me to create
a synthetic wormhole, facilitating the traversing of the present future
paradigm in any direction or destination.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
So you've invented a time machine. But somehow you still
can't figure out how not to be boring.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's so cool. Have you tried it yet?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Nope? I figured you and I'd take it for a spin.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
I'll give you a break.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Can Spanky go with us? Sure?
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Come on, Spanky, saddle up. Okay, I'll do this on
one condition. When this turns out to be a gigantic flop,
you have to promise me you'll never burden me with
his horse crap again.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, but what if it does work?
Speaker 12 (11:53):
If this works, you eat free at any of my
joints for life.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Your own can get you up.
Speaker 12 (12:00):
All right, let's get.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
This over with.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
All aboard, Shut up, everybody in.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
It's a little snug.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I like that cologne.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh la la.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
So where should we go?
Speaker 12 (12:24):
Soun'd like you to want to go to San Francisco?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
All right, get ready, we're going to one million b things.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I wonderful seeing guys from a comic shrip.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
You're an idiot and the way we go.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
One million vs.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Here we come, we're going out.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
You sniffing my cologne again?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
I don't think that's cologne.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I'm sorry, motion thickness, yeh.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
Let me out of here.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's go see what one million pc looks like.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
We didn't go anywhere Bella, dang it astro nerd you stupid. Well,
let's go fix breakfast. Hey, where's a farmhouse?
Speaker 12 (13:30):
Well that's right over there.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
What the bella?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And these trees look a lot different.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Where's a pond?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Fellas?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What people got company?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh huh oh.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Caliping catflies.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
It seems our heroes come nose this stout with prehistoric danger.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Tune in next time for episode two of In the
Hick of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
as Spanky, and Patrick the White Boy intern as ally
Oops the dyspeptic cave Man, presented by aunt Tator's jugsapunny
Dairy Barn. Our Sundays are as big as hun Days
and ant Tators Until next time.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is your old pal Burn Fern saying so long.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Good Monday morning. BEG shows on the radio, and here
we go, Hello.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Friends, your old pal Burtburn here with another jack O'Lantern
jangling edition of John Boy and Billy playoffs. Today's episode,
a man walks into a bar on Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
As our story opens, a man walks into a bar
on Halloween. Welcome to the global waiter.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Happy Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I'm Dottie. What can I get you? Well, Dottie, I'll
have a beer and my friend will have whatever's on tap.
What friend? Oh geez, hold on, I almost forgot. He's
right here in my shirt pocket.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And there we go.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
That's either a three inch tall man or the molly
is kicking in.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh it's a three inch tall man, all right? And
can he Can he drink a whole draft beer? Kenny?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Just watch I just drop him in the glass. That
is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Oh yeah, do do do?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Don't take the empty glass?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Why?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Well, you know he's only three inches tall and the
bathroom is over there. Oh got you got you? Got
you got you? So can he walk to Kenny? Watch
this roll a quarter down the bar. Okay, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Eh see see man, Look at him go and he
brought the quarter back.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
That's amazing. Oh you should see him chase the cat.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It is hilarious.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I bet so.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Can he talk? Kenny talk, Canny talk.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Listen to this, Hey Dad, tell her about the time
he went to Africa and pissed off that witch doctor.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And how.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bullyandvillie playhouse.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
You gotta cut him off now where he's gonna be
climbing them things like Mount Everest, and believe me, he
will undo those doctor buttons. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the thin skinned, easily irritated African witch doctor.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Say, hey, make man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. And more
Big show right around the corner. Good morning, this is
Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland p Win.
Speaker 14 (17:15):
I fixed the Jackie Twins, randyeth Butt and Smarty Marty's
Massive man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy and
Billy Big Show, life over for John Boy, shin extensions
for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain transplanted a
(17:35):
little lot of my league. But I'll take a work
at it.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I mean, what could it hat?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. No,
you don't want to miss any episodes of our Big Show.
Monday Morning Mini Movie in the hick of time. You
don't have to a John Mooremilly Late Risers podcast will
be up later today. Hew do we shut down the broadcast?
Make it easy subscribe to us with a free iHeart
radio app. You would like that because we got episode
(18:37):
two coming up in minutes. A big show rolls on
Good morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John Boy Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull Snot cleaning products. Gotta spend some time
in our board van. The owner, inventor, the man of
bull Snot. What a Big Show listener all these years
(18:57):
loves you truck drivers.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
He's one of you.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
You can get one hundred twenty dollars worth just winning here.
But you need to go click on the banner at
the Big Show dot com and check out all the
apps they got.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
And you pulled up a website, Randy.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Actually go on Amazon and look for the bull Snot store.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Uh huheah.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
So just if you just search bull Snot, it'll bring
up one of the products. Then you can click on
visit the store and it's amazing, have a product, good.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Deal, you win you bunch coming up in minutary on
John boyd Jeviny Bud right.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Now, wakey, wakey, eggs and baky it's your old Paldbert
Fern with another spleen sputtering edition of the Big Show
Morning mini movie production of In the Hicck of Time,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugsaplney dairy barn. There's
a double d dip in every trip to aunt Tator's fock.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Supstart.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
When we last left our intrepid time travelers, they were
about to be human sushi on the t rex buffet.
Speaker 15 (19:55):
Oh oh oh, oh, danger, danger, Quick back in the
time machine.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
I'll second act. Holy crap, this thing works.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
A real dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
This is so cool.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
We'll see how cool it is when he's pooping what's
left of your two knit withs out of his scaly butt.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah. Why do you think they call him a tyranna thorath?
Speaker 12 (20:28):
I don't get it, astro Nerd, Get us out of here.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Here goes rest that with klous.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
You said it?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Where are we?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Astronaud two hundred and fifty four b th According to
the latitude and longitude, they were smack in the middle
of ancient rounds.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Sound safe enough. Let's stretch our legs.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Boys.
Speaker 12 (21:08):
Oh screw that, let's get home.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Come on, we gotta at least have a look around.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
All right, Let's make it quick.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey, I think they recognize me unless I miss my guests.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
This looks like the call of feeling the.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Colisee of all Right, come on, spiky, let's go get
a jeezburger.
Speaker 15 (21:33):
Yo, No strange traveler declare as, I'll handle this.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh oh, I'm John boy.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
And this one with a big head is spanky, Hi,
nice toga, and the smart looking one is astro nerd.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Want a bipropeller to put on your helmet?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Why do you hail roble traveler? I not this sounds crazy,
but we're from the future.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's you child, what sort of stress?
Speaker 5 (22:05):
I love the chat? But where's the concession stand? And
do you have bathrooms? Or aren't we just going the street?
I'm going to either way.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
No play, mister ambassador stands.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Are you a Roman? Oh?
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Christian?
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Christian?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Whatever you do, don't thank Christian, Ashley. I'm Southern Baptist.
I got a few shirt tail relations who say they're Presbyterian.
I really don't claim them.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Christians released the lives, uh.
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Head, don't you know anything about history?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:37):
In Rome, Christians are lying food. We sure are running
into a lot of carnivores on this trip.
Speaker 12 (22:44):
That's gold boys out the double.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I still got a wee weed all it?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh, something's wrong.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
If we live through this, I'm gonna kill you, astro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
It's the battery.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
This thing run on batteries.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
What'd you think it ran on magic?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
What do we do?
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I got an idea? Hand me that farmer's almanac.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
What are you doing with a farmer's almanac?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
What are you doing without?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
One?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Boom roast? Hurry up?
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Got it?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
Hang on?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh that's it. We're officially out of juice.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I hope we're home.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Nope, but this will help get us there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh that figures well. We needed to rain, Yeah, we
need to rain.
Speaker 12 (23:51):
In twenty twelve noted.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Where are we Philadelphia? June fifteenth, seventeen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Hey, who's a fat guy flying a kite and rain?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
That gentleman is our ticket home?
Speaker 11 (24:06):
Great Caesar's goat stranded in time with an empty tank?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
What to do? What to do?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I still gotta pay and the rain ain't helping.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Tune in next time for part three of In the
Hick of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Astro
Nerd as Astro Nerd, and Terry Maurice Henson as Paul
pervire gey up, brought to you by Aunt Tator's.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Jugs of puny dairy barn.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
We bring in the freaks with our enormous twin peaks and.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Aunt Tatter's.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Until next time.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying, so long.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Man, Episode three about an hour right now, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy. So let's just jump right in here.
Morgan Freeman, Groucho Marx, George Burns, James Garner, and Martin
Sheen have all played this character in the movies.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Are on TV. Who's little Chi?
Speaker 7 (25:05):
That's odd? That be fun?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, what y'all got?
Speaker 7 (25:11):
One hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
The Big Show you told? Free line? We play John
boyd Jepideen.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Next Good Monday morning, November, the third Big Shows on
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the radio. Yeah, no, Member Ford Election day to market.
I'm voting now, say ain't gonna vote right?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Staying home.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
He's a track from the Big Show, Big Box, a
political message from Count Dracula.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Maybe this will help when I said I'm fucking what,
I'm blood sucking by.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Never Okay, I'll there's some more workshopping. Don't do tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Maybe write something down.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
He worked I'm retiring man. Where were we count Dracula? Keywords?
Speaker 8 (26:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Are we leaving the count alone?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (26:19):
I want today my sentence?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Let's play finally, Yes five across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is lost game of the slackers.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
There are no guineas, no Joe overs, no love of lines,
no hints.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
If it fail, I will tell a who we think
lighten up precious pees like it.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Let's they had Stephen out of Liberty, South Carolina. Good morning, Stephen,
Good morning, Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy this morning for one hundred and twenty
dollars of that bulls night we've been hearing about. Gonna
hear more with Van the Owner coming up here just
a little bit. But let's see what you got, Stephen. So,
Morgan Freeman, Groucho Marx, George Burns, James Garner, Radford and
(27:11):
Martin Sheen have all played this character in the movies.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Are on TV.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Figured it out? Stephen?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
God, you say, God, yes, sir, I remember Morgan Freeman. Yeah,
that's about that, Hey, work for you, Stephen. You got
the bullsnot congratulations body.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You got it. It's you aboud, catch you up one
you your news?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh good?
Speaker 13 (27:46):
Who got some time?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Catsule On the other side, get telling Mark November third,
(28:20):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
John Onoy, Milly Ya, Maxie, Hey man, I hear y'all
got these boys on the show.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
What was that lace?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Rob Becker got that Roadway show? Yeah, men, men, cavemen all.
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun, But
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal. Because if
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my whole life consists of how that I can better
get along with my wife, take a club and beat
me with it. Now, I'm gonna break it down for you,
women and me, and this is going to be a
service to you as well. I got twenty five things
women that we men want you to know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Learn these just twenty five things.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And you'll understand us. Everything will be all right. We
live happily ever after, okay, fright. Number one, learn to
work the toilet seat. If it's up, don't come tell.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Us about it. Cut it down yourself. Number two. Don't
cut your hair ever. Number three. Don't make us guess.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
We hate that.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Number four.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
If you ask a question, you don't want an answer
to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Number five. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must
learn to live with it.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Number six, we're never thinking about Quote the relationships.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different,
it's just like every other cat. Number eight. Dogs are
better than any cats.
Speaker 8 (30:20):
Period Number nine.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sunday equal sports.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Number ten.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Number twelve you have enough clothes. Number thirteen you have
too many shoes. Number fourteen. Crying is blackmail. Use it
if you must, but don't expect.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Us to like it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Number fifteen. Your brother is an idiot. Number sixteen, Ask what,
ask for what? Number sixteen This is for what?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You won't subtle.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know what
day it is.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
We never will mark anniversaries number eighteen, Share the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Number eighteen, Share the closet.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Number twenty Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Number twenty one.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
See a doctor. Number twenty two.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Number twenty three. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Number twenty four check your all and number twenty five.
Don't give us fifty rules when twenty five will do?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
John BOYD did that do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Bye, John boy Minnie, I have a nice day, John
boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
A woman fixing a car that's like a pig.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Try read Good Morning Radio? Done right?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah morning.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's a big show on the radio. We're about twenty
minutes away from episode three of In the Hick of Time,
our big show Monday Morning mini movie.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
He just a few minutes away from Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Listener the owner of Bullsnot Products above van.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well well, well, Halloween is over.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
Of course, the Big Girls decided to do another Haunted
House this year. They threw caution to the wind. With
typical gusto and much labored breathing. They created their best
work yet, the spine chilling, the sphincter puckering, the quadruple
chin trembling, the House of zero calories.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Ooh, let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
They spent a good part of September thinking about what
would be a truly terrifying haunted house, something that would
be uniquely different, yet enough to draw gasps from even
the most jaded spectator. Everyone has done monsters, or torture
chambers or demonic possession. So I asked them what terrified them.
(33:51):
They looked at each other and all chortled, like three
pasty faced job of.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
The huss.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
Maybe a sack would help get them in the proper
frame of mind. Wife rolled into the pantry to discover
there was only one box of cookies left, and they
were sugar free. The high pitched screams of abject terra
set dogs owling blocks away, and in that moment they
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knew their theme. Everyone was trapped in a world where
people only ate healthy ooh. The opening night had their
husky friends lined up around the block. There were only
about thirty of them, but that's the same as nearly
(34:43):
two hundred normal people.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Now.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
In the years before, they had a track laid out
through the house and into various rooms that were rascal accessible.
But this year, to make it even more horrific, the
pathway had to be traversed on foot, gasped.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
As you walked in the front room, you were in
complete darkness.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
The door locked behind you, and then suddenly the lights
flashed on and you are surrounded by vegetables.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Floor to ceiling. The vegetable gauntlet.
Speaker 11 (35:21):
As they walked, it narrowed and narrowed as you got
to the exit, until they almost had to touch them.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
And they no sooner escape that scenario.
Speaker 11 (35:31):
Only to wind up in their version of pure l
the home gym, skinny girls on treadmills and guys lifting
weights trying to tempt them like demonic devils to join in.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
It was a battle of hormones versus laziness. Yeah, laziness won.
Speaker 11 (35:55):
When that horror was navigated, they wound up in the garage,
which was filled waist deep with popcorn about.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Four feet deep.
Speaker 11 (36:05):
While wading through each and everyone anxiously grabbed a handful
and stuffed it into their mouths, And that's when they
found out they'd wandered into.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
The unbuttered zone.
Speaker 11 (36:21):
Oh believe me, the tears flowed, and if they weren't
crying enough, what happened next would do the trick. A
room full of perky, optimistic, enthusiastic Jenny Craig reps, sign here,
sign here, you'd have thought they were face to face
(36:42):
with Freddy Krueger. Their escape was in sight with a
sign that said, this way to the oasis. As they
squeezed through the portal, the aroma of chocolate.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Filled the air.
Speaker 11 (36:59):
They squealed, then grunted like hogs led a slaughter. And
before them was a majestic chocolate fountain, seven layers. It
gurgled and bubbled a frothy brown torrent. Guests were able
to grab available cups, scoop and drink deeply. And that's
when the treat turned into a trick. They were drinking
(37:23):
double fudge slim fast. Once their educated palettes discovered that,
they spit it out all over the place. It looked
like the Green Bay packers had explosive diarrhea. Oh dear God.
They thought this has to be the end. And as
(37:43):
they exited, they had to pass a man dressed as
an executioner. He was wielding a sledgehammer and he was
using it to destroy a deep fryer. We had several
and these fate. Luckily we had some emergency personnel on
(38:05):
hand to resuscitate them by waving French fries under their noses.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
All in all, it was a great success.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
On closing night, I rewarded their hard work with a
big dish of their favorite hard candy. But I tricked
them with sugar free. They're letting me back in the
house on Thanksgiving because I have to cook. So you
got a spare room out there on the farm. Good morning,
(38:42):
everybody to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hangout.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in summer stuff. I forgot it.
Thank god I can write down old my bees. I'm
the talk boy, Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
That's a big Shawn radio Holright Special guests all over
the place. And one of the best guess we could
have is the owner of bull Snot Man.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
We've been giving.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Away our bull Snot products while now best of in
the bizz druck drivers, I know, looking good bullsnot in
the back of it.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Well that's meet Van Brown, the man. The Lord's not.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Good morning man, Good morning John boy.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
How you doing this morning?
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Man?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Well, we are totally awesome.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Van.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I told Jack, I say, get Van on the line.
Let me talk to that boy.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
I want to just thank you for being a proud
sponsor of the Big Show with your Bullsknot products. That's
just some of the best stuff I ever seen.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Van.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
I just wanted to get you on here and let's
talk to you a little bit about you bulls Not.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
How'd that come about for you? Buddy?
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Oh it's a lone story, but I'll make it short.
Bull Snot. It actually is a tire mount Lubertate. It
actually is a product. You've not seen it because it's
a OEM for some major car manufactier. But the name
of my company is Brown Ostinchers. That's when you get
the bull and you can think about it. If your
mountain tires, you can need something pretty small of your consistency.
(41:01):
I just put bull and snout together and everybody need
me as the bull Snot guy, and I just went
with it.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
I will tell you the first time a case of
this came in is before we started doing the giveaways.
Inventory came in. I said to the sales guy said,
I don't know what's in here, but I know I'm
never going to forget the name.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
Nobody today.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
That is a great marketing name.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Well.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
And of course on the price packages, we we got
another bull Snout price back one and twenty dollars worth
of bull Snout. We always say made the USA and
truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not make sure
they look good doing it. Truck drivers very special to you,
are they not VAM?
Speaker 9 (41:43):
They are very special because they actually helped develop everyone
to product because truck drivers they're the best customers on
the planet because they tell you exactly what they want
the product to do, right, So all you got to
do is make it do exactly what they request. And
if you do that, they don't care about the chemistry,
they don't care what's it. They just wanted to do
(42:04):
a job. And as long as it does that job,
they're tickle to death. And they're the most loyal customers
you ever had. And we built this whole brand out
of word of mouth marketing from one truck driver to
another truck driver until I run into y'all, you know,
a couple of years ago now and now I go
(42:24):
to truck shows I go to truck and traffic pools.
I go just got back from the truck and trackic
pool and the Monster truck events, and the first thing
everybody says, we heard about your product on John Boyn Billy,
and that's just awesome.
Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yea.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I been listening to y'all since y'all are on w
r o Q in Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
So I mean it's been a minute, sure has well,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Wanta surely appreciate you team it up with us here
on this and I always talk about that. There's so
many products. I love the name the glass cleaner is
the best that I've ever used.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Visible you like that.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
You know, even the older eliminator. I can't smell a bull. No,
that would be right, So you did a good.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Job on the names. My help.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Dashable all right, for your dashboards Dashable hide a bull?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
What is hide a bull product?
Speaker 9 (43:27):
That's for leather?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
You know?
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Think?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, okay, good good waxable.
Speaker 7 (43:35):
We can we can figure that out. Yeah, allumabull for
polishing aluminum wheels.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
Yeah, it's the fastest way you've ever polished metal. Where
it's stainless steel, aluminum or chrome. You just spray it,
give you five seconds, wipe it off. You can polish
metal as quick as you can.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
I have used it on my classic cars which have
aluminum wheels, and he's right, it is amazingly quick.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
What about greaseable?
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Graceable is where we need real grease, know what to
wash out so when you spread it like on your
fifth wheel or you hit isolators on the big trucks. Uh,
instead of having to reapply every week, you're going to
go six eight months. Will you apply the second coat?
I mean, it's just where we need real grace.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (44:23):
And that's been vast pro for Belos for good grace.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
You would be really surprised how many places this stuff
is available.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
That's awesome. Even curable hand bomb.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's perfectly in my car dish. It's perfect.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Van Brown body, I said, that's the curable. I developed
that because I hate hand crings, and that the hand
cring is going to be mind greasy and drying under
two minutes more fourteen hours.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
All right, So so Van, anything new coming out, any
in the new products we should look for with Bulls.
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Not the one of the newest is actually freeable, and
that is a penetrating lead not only breaks loose anything trusted,
but it also smells good.
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Smells like strawberries, which is a real quest because usually
they don't smell very good.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And what's the.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
Pretty bad?
Speaker 5 (45:29):
So all right, So so Van, I'll know you're traveling
around singing the praises of bull's not be meeting our
listeners out and about.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Uh do you know where you're going.
Speaker 7 (45:37):
To be next?
Speaker 11 (45:39):
I do.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
It's going to not be this weekend, but the following
weekend I'll be Atlanto Motor Speedway at Star Strips White
Lines Truck Show. All the money from my truck show
goes to Reach Across America, which is my favorite charity.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (45:53):
Just if anybody's around Atlantomotor Speedway, come by, say hello,
I'm going happy shake your hand. And if you don't
know about Racecross America and all they do, I'll introduce
you to guys. And that's just one of my favorite charities.
And I've been quote a sponsor for years.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Awesome, buddy, okay man, Well, we know we need to
stay in touch. But even though the radio deals going
in this year.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
Hey, by the way, Van, I just saw your new
store that's up on Amazon and good representation of all
of the products, and all of them are available for
order through Amazon, even through Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
So bulls not in products Amazon.
Speaker 9 (46:31):
Okay, And I want to miss you guys on the
radio because I listened past twenty years. I'd listened to
you on well six point five, Chad Niga, y'all have
been such a huge part of my life. And I'm
fifty seven years old and I've been listening to y'all
more than half my life.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well, we appreciate you, Van, glad we could get up here.
Mike took a minute, but we got together there, buddy, And.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
That's no bull.
Speaker 11 (46:58):
Man.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
We'll talk to you again soon, Boddy. Thank you, Yeah,
thank you, all right man, good stuff aie y'all. Well,
let's go on and get ready to play Beat the
Blonde here, but we got to get back to our
Big Show morning mini movie in the hick of time,
next episode coming up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Big Show rolls on.
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