November 3, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s a Mini Movie Monday - this time we’ve got our mini series named, “In the Hick of Time” - with an episode every hour!.. - Oliver tells about his Halloween adventures with the big girls horror house of zero calories.. - We fill a request for a sure fire solution for sugar crazed kids - the “Taser Tot”.. - and with election day coming up tomorrow, we have a political message from Count Dracula…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on the Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Coming up, we played beat the Blonde for big Old
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the Big Show dot Com hang on play four ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Up and Adham worshippers of the Dawn. You're old pal.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Brentford here with another ninny twisting excursion into the theater
of the mind, as we present episode three of The
Big Show Morning mini movie production of In the Hicck
of Time, brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs of
Plenty Dairy Barn ask about our milkshake shooters served in
mugs that looked like Hooters and aunt Tator's. Remember last
time our three heroes were trapped in time looking for
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a jumpstarts to get them home.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
How do we know that's really Ben Franklin.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, it's not as fantasy, isn't it. Picture duh?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The one hundred dollars bill adds twenty pounds. And you
ever been to glamour shots. We need that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Bold of lightning to shoot the youth back into our battery.
Let's go talk to it. I'll handle this.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I've got people skills. Hey, mister Franklin, have you got
a second?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow? Look at that John Boy and Ben Franklin.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a real meeting of the minds, all right, Least
it would be if he wasn't talking to John Boy. Hey,
coming back, and he's got the kite. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Here you go, astro nerd. How'd you pull that off?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
He's a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Did you tell him what you wanted the kite for?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I just asked if I could fly the kite for
a minute. I sweetened the deal by swapping him a
bottle of grilling sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're a genius. Hold it.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Where did you get a bottle of grillin sauce?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I carry it with me in case I forget my
driver's license.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm sure it fits in your pocket a lot
better than a Wallllet's.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, looks like the storm is right about over us.
What do we need to do? You just keep flying
the kite, got you. I'll operate the capacitor to make
sure the battery doesn't explode.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You hold the key in one hand and the battery
terminal in the other. Do what now we need a
branch from the current to the battery. You're it.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Why don't you use jumper cables? I don't have any.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You got a.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Farmer's almanac and grilling sauce, but no jumper cables.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Spanky, do it China.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I think my hair's on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, turn it loose. You're overloading here, system, riddle, We're
off that. Here you go, mister Franklin. Thanks, and Jory
of grilla sauce. Come on, John boy, good job, Spanky.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, I think my fillings melted.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Man, I am dress, but if the.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Chance of me catching my death of cold helps my
friends get home safely, it was all worth it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'd love to kick you in the past right now,
but my shoes have melted to the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wow, you're welcome. Okay, boy, next stop, hom I've.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Got to get out of these wet clothes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Upra peat shake.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's no rupe for that. Just wait till we get back.
I'm afraid i'll shave. I'm prone to schafing. Just let
me take my shirt off.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Steel. We're all there, town, Elbow. Is this an important button.
They're all important, but hold on, they're gonna be wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
John boyd leaned against the controls. We overshot our landing
by how much a lot?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
How much is a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
A lot of lock? The year? It's twenty eighteen, Crime
and Nitley. Our heroes are about to sit foot in
the future.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What to do? Find a Lonermann to.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Draw these clothes? Did I mention I chafe?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's why they call it science friction. Tune in next
time for the fourth and final chapter of In the
Hicck of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
is Spanky, and Marcy Moran as Boobarella, Queen of the
Sweater Puppies, Brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugs of
Plenty Dairy Barn. Try the s and m Sunday. It's
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at taters.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It must be what angels chase like. Until next time.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
This is your old pal Britfern saying so long.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Alright man, fourth and final episode coming up in about
an hour right now. One eight hundred Big shows A
toll free line of course America for beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
We're doing next.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Take out.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
He think that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
There's a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Monday morning, November third, Now feature track for the Make
Show Big Box.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
A political message from Count Dracula.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
All right, don't let not the blood sucker tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's getting better the words Count Dracula.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Gitting shorter the show dot com right now down to
play Meet the Blonde. Let's meet our contestants. We got
Mike got to Clarksburg, West Virginia. Good morning, Mike, Good morning,
Hey Brdy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know how we do it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
We'll ask tetor some questions. You agree or disagree. That's
on one that you think she's right or wrong. You
get to right and you win. Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
putting your head out window like a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, you're not sure if he's still there?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And then I'm gonna talk to Mike. All right, Are
you ready to go? Mike? If you listen up, alright,
there we go, Taner.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is the most popular amateur sport in the United States?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Beer pong?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Beer pong?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
We take ske.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Bowling, bowling the most popular amateur sport in the US.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Mike do you agree or disagree? I disagree?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Nos, he now that it's bowling. What were you thinking
it might be? Mike?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know, I'm dumbfounded. Now that's that you're still alive.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let's see what we're gonna do, tighter during what month
are you most likely to catch a cold?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
You as in me as and me, you as in
you acts everybody here in America?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Flu month? That would be a November.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
November like this month? Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I disagree again? Okay, well have.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
A thing to do with that, yes, Februarybruary February.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We got a full count. Heading into the final question.
Nearly seventy percent of the creatures living on Earth can
do something that you cannot, and that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is you tighter personally?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
No is me?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Sorry? Oh I can't say it.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
They can?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
They can?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
What are you thinking they can? They can smell food
from miles away.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Seventy percent of the creatures living on Earth can smell
food from miles away.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Right, Tater cannot so.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Away?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
That's about it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Last part? Throw you off about her smeller? I agree?
You agree? Wow?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You say it that you had to answer in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh no, man, just fly, fly fly man. Creatures on
Earth can fly. Yeah, a lot of birds, a lot
of insects, get out there and move around, dandy the hell.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I didn't know you were like counting the whole I
thought you, okay, fine.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's all right, Well, Mike, we're gonna make you happy
buddy before we hang up by and that is a
promise from us.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, big show, are you gonna do for me?
You're on your hang on, bro, that's more than sorry.
Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I was just like, seventy percent of the creatures on
Earth I can fly to that through. You thought it
was smell food from miles away, so did he. I'm
just like was because I I could see the answer.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I was thinking, I was thinking bears, I was thinking
I was thinking sharks.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
I was thinking everybody could smell it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah right, But but you're forgetting all the like trillions
of little insects and like animals.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Apparently, see this is a fun we all shot having
these discussions on the air.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
You know, I supposed to be rate her for getting it.
She could have been bluffing.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Let's go with the show, the big show, Lady, rayper
kicking it off here first thing this morning. Here's something
that affirms, reaffirms, certainly agrees with me. There was a
letter to The New York Times from a woman in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Joyce saddel Housman, who was responding to a story about
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people kissing other people on the cheek, says, at a
time and encountering potentially dangerous germs is a real threat.
I have stopped shaking hands with anyone. Even fake kissing
strangers is a bad idea, that's right. I noticed here
that people who come at you wanted to kiss you
(10:57):
on the cheek put you in sort of a quandery.
Someone female usually greets you, comes closer and closer, zero's
in to kiss you on the cheek or the air
near it. What happens if her aim is off or
your reaction to parry the thrust is shall we say
off center or maybe on center? You bump noses or
heads or maybe even an unintentional bus on the lips.
(11:21):
Happened to a lady lawyer in Massachusetts when she was
introduced to a more senior lawyer at a dinner party.
She says, I went for a peck on the right cheek,
but he was zooming in from the left and I
literally crashed into his teeth. Proof that the social kiss
is unpredictable. It's supposed to be a sign of affection,
but some people recoil when they see someone they don't
even know coming in to lick their cheeks. Be that
(11:44):
as it made. Despite the awkwardness, the cheek or social
kiss is displacing the handshake. Some say it may be
a growing Latin influence here we go again, or European manners,
the influx of women in the workplace. Yeah, here we
go again. Some advice to some advice to fend off
the kisser. Stick your hand out firmly, keeping the arms
(12:06):
straight to show that shaking hands is okay.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But no more.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
It is a kind of body language that fends off
the attacker. After all, you know. The reason for the
handshake was used was in the medieval days, when the
fully extended arm and paul was to show that neither
greeter was holding a knife. Yes, a medieval custom, So
how has it survived in these days of germ laden hands?
(12:30):
My goodness, I go by what the woman here says
from Knoxville, glad to see that more and more people
are thinking this way at a time, and encountering potentially
dangerous germs is a real threat. I've stopped shaking hands
with anyone. More and more people are saying that the
World Health Organization says that too, and I'm merely Robert
d Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Good morning, it's a make you on the radio twenty
minutes away. Even the fourth and final episode of our
morning mini movie.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
In the Hick of Time. Good right now, turn on the.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
Zoom and now Deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You're O, maj.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Looks like you're really old.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Whatzup?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Bro? Let's crack a lacking man, y'all? Good? Yeah, yeah,
well I'm doing okay here, y'all.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Thanks for checking in. Appreciate your care.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
I've just been sitting around the house, you know, and
thinking about stuff.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Y'all want to hear something out there? Yeah, of course
you do.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Did you know that when you clean out a vacuum cleaner,
you actually become a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
And I don't know if.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
You realize this, but even if a bear wears socks
and shoes, he still has bear feet. If poison is
past his expiration date, is it more poisonous or less?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
And that it would take you longer.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
What if my dog only brings the ball back because
he thinks I like throwing it. Every time you clean something,
you make something else dirty.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
So I don't do it.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
No y'all ever notice when you intentionally lose a game
of rock paper scissors, it's just as hard as trying
to win a game of rock paper scissors. How many
animals need glasses and no one knows it?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Poor babies.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
If you rip a hole in a nut, there are
actually fewer holes in it than before.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
Thinking about stuff.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
If you replace the W with a T in what where?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
And when you get the answer to each of them? Yeah,
I think on that, jontre.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
What here?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Here?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
There?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No, you got it wrong?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (16:01):
Good?
Speaker 9 (16:03):
If it comes back there and win, then.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Okay one more and then like I got to scoot,
I have plans to become an influencer. There are only
two things you need to worry about. Either you're well
or you're sick. If you're well, then do there's nothing
to worry about. But if you're sick, whoa, there's two
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things to worry about either you'll get well or like
you'll die. Brou If you get well, there's nothing to
totally worry about. But if you die, there are two
things to worry about. Either you'll go to heaven, all right,
you're gonna go to hell. And if you go to heaven, sweet,
(17:01):
there's nothing to worry about, right. But if you go
to hell, dude, you'll be so dang busy shaking hands
with friends like you won't have any.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Time to worry.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yo, this girl doesn't't.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Talk about one was at the high Port.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Now I'm a stay y'all. Your dudes keep rocking. I
keep thinking later, bro.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by hard grains potted meats.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Weather and sports. Home, I have no home, hunted, despised,
leaping like an animal. The youngle is my home.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh why should they are?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I am its master. I will create my own race
of people, a race of atomic superman that will conquer
the world. And here are the first two, John Boy
and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
H m hm.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
H m h m hm m h.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. Just a quick
a minder this Operation Christmas jib time. Last week they
talk to Jim halson Ector Uh see his operations. Franklin
Graham of course, son of Billy Graham, and the man
hit some Marini's purse and wonderful work does in Operation
Christmas Child.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Big Show listener like Frank's sad we return.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
It's very touchy.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, I'll be keeping up with us on the social
y'all turn now the Big Show dot com and John
won't go to Facebook page be able to find us
are when you turn it on, we ain't here.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What will be on?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
I don't think it's hit him yet.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't think it's it's hit again.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Operation Christmas Child. Click on the banner when you go
to The Big Show dot com. Everything you need to
know to pack a shoe box? What do you want
to do it online? Go to the store and get
it and uh have at it. Y'all, thank you so
much the twenty years we've been involved with the Operation
Christmas Child.
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The Big Show dot Com. Click on the banner.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Merry Christmas, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio coming up.
We wordy word as hunting season boys is Happy Herd
time as well. You know they make top quality of tractors,
minerals and feed for deer, bear and hogs. If you're
not using Happy Herd better hope your neighbors aren't.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
What a head. Christmas coming up, Buy them some, give
'em some. As long as you use it, they'll be
right there at you. Huh, you can't get along.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
He's a giver.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Click on the Happy Heard matter of the Big Show
Dot coment or Coach JBB. You'll get tempercent off of checkout.
Hang on, win you some in minutes, but first finish
up by movie This morning.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Up and out of Morning Glories. You're old Pal Britford
here with a colon, Justling. Fourth and final chapter of
The Big Show Morning mini movie production of In the
Hicck of Time, brought to you by ed Tator's Jugs
of Plenty Dairy Barn. We think our customers are swell,
but the lactose intolerant can go to hell at ant
Tator's stop. When we last left our time traveling trio,
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they'd been hurtled into the future and the unknown. Going
back this commission.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Don boy leaned against the controls. We overshot our landing
by how much a lot? How much is a lot?
A lot of block? The year it's twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
How's it looking.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know. We've probably got enough juth for one
more jump. This laugh detour really took the power down.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
You and your wit shirt. You nearly got us killed
you he'll billy halfwit.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm sorry, or you could say that again.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I mean it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I'm sorry. Seems like I always screw everything up. I
didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I can't help.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But if I'm clumsy and uncoordinated. It's been that way
since I was a kid. Everybody made fun of me.
That's why I got on the radio. I could hide
from everyone that picked on me, and maybe if I
was funny.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Then like me.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You guys still like me?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All your tops jb oh, yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thanks guys. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Except that beef jerky Ben Franklin gave me did not
agree with me.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
This would be a good time to open the door.
The future has got to smell better than this. What
the where are we Russia? Everything is so run down
and dilapidated.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And everything is too gray. It's like an art film.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And once when all these statues of Rkleaf.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That's not Rkle. The ears are too big. It's President Obama.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Oh, Emperor Obama. Look what's written on the plaque. Be
it known that in the year twenty fourteen, Barack Huthane
Obama appointed himself American Emperor for life.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And it says it was all set in motion by
a twenty twelve victory of only one vote.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Holy crap. In this reality, we're still trapped in time
and never got a chance to vote. Heath is all
our fault.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Now you can hear Tail Pillars wrote this.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It is a tad edgy. But never mind about that.
Now we gotta get back so we can vote.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
To the time machine. Almost there, I mean, I gotta
bab Could you just hold it.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
For a few more years?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Ah, home, sweet home, Take a deep breath, boys, that
sweet country air.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You're standing in a big pile of pearl pool.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Like I said, I'm darving.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, let's fire up the grill. Figure out how we're
gonna get anyone to believe us.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Fails.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Hey, I don't have a credibility issue like some people.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Failath What do you mean some people fail eth?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
What?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't think we're gonna have a problem getting people
to believe it. Look, it's a bottle of grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Big deal.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Look at the label great jumping horny toads. I don't
believe it. Ben Franklin's grilling sauce, and you swapped him
the bottle for the kite. He must have liked it
well enough to figure out the recipe. Boom roasted astro nerd.
Give me those keys. I got something to do. But
John boy, you don't know how to operate it. You'll
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be lost in time forever.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'll handle this.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Hey, genius, don't you think you ought to use the
little trade before you hit the road?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Good point? And I should probably grab a candy bar.
A slender, high spirited person needs a sugar pick.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Me up late in the day. Oh look at the
time my stories are on. Come on, guys, race back
to the farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
How did you do that?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
He's got the attention span of a hamster. Now get
rid of that thing.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
What should I do with it?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I don't know. Send it for one hundred million BC.
Send it to Obama.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Boy, you can shirt tell pillar thrown this. That concludes
this edition of the Big Showing Mini movie. Oh nice doggie,
nice doggie. Uh, don't bite the Emperor.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
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aplenty Dairy Barn. We've got such big scoops you'll almost poop.
Ye now serving soft syrups until next time.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
This is your old powder bird turn saying, so long.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You can tell pillers run down. I was never clumsy
and uncordated.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Oh right, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
And thank you Julie for that request. That was fun.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
We had the All's Fair movie last Monday today in
the hicck of time, I have to see what we
got in old bit box neighborhood for that baby.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
I'll dig in there.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You're the girl, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show. We'll
get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Good Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's a big shaw on the radio. In our future
track from the Big Show bid Box, a political message
from count dragging up.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Don't get vote tomorrow. He won't come dragging the hit
the bid box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
And right now I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 13 (27:21):
I bout the bad.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Blady where where they worried?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Mat Hey?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
That where all of a sudden I was worried about
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Let's be not contestants on this worthy word game. Adam
from Phoenix City, Alabama. Good morning, Adam, Good morning tom Boy.
Why by, my wife's name is Eve, so Adam will
be my teammate.
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Get it?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, let's say hey to Corey from Waynesville, Georgia. Go morning, Cory, Hey, Boddy.
So guys, it's gonna be Tater and Corey gonna be
John boyn Adam. All right, two rounds, thirty seconds each.
Good look to you, fellas de dealing with football? Or hey,
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y'all boys, you hear that words to do with football? Okay, Corey,
you and Taylor save up me and Adam for the
first thirty All right, Adam.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay, start the clock. Now you're on the play. You
either make a pass or a either pass the ball
or what hand it off?
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And what?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yes, yes, yes, this is where you write down the
things that you're gonna do, and the coach holds it
and says, study this, learn your two syllables, learn your
what do you read?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Adam? What do you play?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Book?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, six points when you score a catch? Now all right?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
All right, well we stole down the gate ended up
with a three. So let's see what Tater and Corey
does for their first thirty. All right, Cory struggling for
the phone. Are you ready, Corey?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
The Buffalo Bills are my favorite?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What football?
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Yes, it's the The blank is ten to seventeen. Yeah,
this guy throws the ball.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Quarterback.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What is the game.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Football?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
And it's what is it? It's a it's a it's
not a movie. It's a what. It's a athletes play?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Oh got sport?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
At the buzzer? Four or five?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
So channel Hanson, it's a what it's a what?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I'm what?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Five to three? All right, Adam? We need some points
right here, buddy, let's us pick it up. Are you ready?
I'm ready? Let's get it. Okay, starting the clock. Now,
what do you try to do to the guy with
the ball?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Yes, and a.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Punt kick it and you have a punt blank to
run it back a punt?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No, do you catch it?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And then you, like if you buy something and you
don't want it in a store, you blank it return?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, uh huh, all right, this is what you try
to get the ball in, get it into the yes,
uh huh. When you lose the ball, it's a.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Bumble.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, body had the boy, Adam, we picked up then
put a four out, three and seven sguirl.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We're still gonna lose.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
It.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Tighter and Corey, you only need two to tie and
three to win. Ready, Corey, I'm ready what I was
afraid of?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay? Oh good? Ready, go all right?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
The center does this. This is how he gives the
ball to the quarterback.
Speaker 9 (31:06):
It's called a what hike? No, that is true, but
it's a quick It's like a quick A word that
means like my quick.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Yes, nap oh, the big game. Everybody tries to get
into the.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Big boy tie up.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
This is when you throw the ball and.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
The other team catches it and they weren't supposed to.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Ah interception for the win last week, seven doll going
and Adam down the line. We'll give you another shot, buddy.
We came up a little short, but appreciate you playing with.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Me, Gay Adam appreciated John Boy.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
All right, Buddy, Bud and Corey. Look at you down Waynesville.
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Brentford here with another ninny twisting excursion into the theater
of the mind, as we present episode three of The
Big Show Morning mini movie production of In the Hicck
of Time, brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs of
Plenty Dairy Barn ask about our milkshake shooters served in
mugs that looked like Hooters and aunt Tator's. Remember last
time our three heroes were trapped in time looking for
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a jumpstarts to get them home.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
How do we know that's really Ben Franklin.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, it's not as fantasy, isn't it. Picture duh?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The one hundred dollars bill adds twenty pounds. And you
ever been to glamour shots. We need that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Bold of lightning to shoot the youth back into our battery.
Let's go talk to it. I'll handle this.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I've got people skills. Hey, mister Franklin, have you got
a second?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Wow? Look at that John Boy and Ben Franklin.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's a real meeting of the minds, all right, Least
it would be if he wasn't talking to John Boy. Hey,
coming back, and he's got the kite. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Here you go, astro nerd. How'd you pull that off?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
He's a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Did you tell him what you wanted the kite for?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I just asked if I could fly the kite for
a minute. I sweetened the deal by swapping him a
bottle of grilling sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're a genius. Hold it.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Where did you get a bottle of grillin sauce?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I carry it with me in case I forget my
driver's license.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm sure it fits in your pocket a lot
better than a Wallllet's.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, looks like the storm is right about over us.
What do we need to do? You just keep flying
the kite, got you. I'll operate the capacitor to make
sure the battery doesn't explode.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You hold the key in one hand and the battery
terminal in the other. Do what now we need a
branch from the current to the battery. You're it.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Why don't you use jumper cables? I don't have any.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You got a.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Farmer's almanac and grilling sauce, but no jumper cables.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Spanky, do it China.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I think my hair's on fire.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, turn it loose. You're overloading here, system, riddle, We're
off that. Here you go, mister Franklin. Thanks, and Jory
of grilla sauce. Come on, John boy, good job, Spanky.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, I think my fillings melted.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Man, I am dress, but if the.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Chance of me catching my death of cold helps my
friends get home safely, it was all worth it.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I'd love to kick you in the past right now,
but my shoes have melted to the floor.
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Wow, you're welcome. Okay, boy, next stop, hom I've.
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Got to get out of these wet clothes.
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Upra peat shake.
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There's no rupe for that. Just wait till we get back.
I'm afraid i'll shave. I'm prone to schafing. Just let
me take my shirt off.
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Steel. We're all there, town, Elbow. Is this an important button.
They're all important, but hold on, they're gonna be wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
John boyd leaned against the controls. We overshot our landing
by how much a lot?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
How much is a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
A lot of lock? The year? It's twenty eighteen, Crime
and Nitley. Our heroes are about to sit foot in
the future.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What to do? Find a Lonermann to.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Draw these clothes? Did I mention I chafe?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That's why they call it science friction. Tune in next
time for the fourth and final chapter of In the
Hicck of Time, starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
is Spanky, and Marcy Moran as Boobarella, Queen of the
Sweater Puppies, Brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugs of
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at taters.
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It must be what angels chase like. Until next time.
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This is your old pal Britfern saying so long.
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Alright man, fourth and final episode coming up in about
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We're doing next.
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Take out.
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He think that.
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There's a big Shaw on the radio.
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A political message from Count Dracula.
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Gitting shorter the show dot com right now down to
play Meet the Blonde. Let's meet our contestants. We got
Mike got to Clarksburg, West Virginia. Good morning, Mike, Good morning,
Hey Brdy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You know how we do it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
We'll ask tetor some questions. You agree or disagree. That's
on one that you think she's right or wrong. You
get to right and you win. Yeah, let's do it. Okay,
putting your head out window like a dog.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, you're not sure if he's still there?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And then I'm gonna talk to Mike. All right, Are
you ready to go? Mike? If you listen up, alright,
there we go, Taner.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is the most popular amateur sport in the United States?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Beer pong?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Beer pong?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
We take ske.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Bowling, bowling the most popular amateur sport in the US.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Mike do you agree or disagree? I disagree?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Nos, he now that it's bowling. What were you thinking
it might be? Mike?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know, I'm dumbfounded. Now that's that you're still alive.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Let's see what we're gonna do, tighter during what month
are you most likely to catch a cold?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
You as in me as and me, you as in
you acts everybody here in America?
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Flu month? That would be a November.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
November like this month? Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I disagree again? Okay, well have.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
A thing to do with that, yes, Februarybruary February.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We got a full count. Heading into the final question.
Nearly seventy percent of the creatures living on Earth can
do something that you cannot, and that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Is you tighter personally?
Speaker 7 (07:42):
No is me?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Sorry? Oh I can't say it.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
They can?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
They can?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
What are you thinking they can? They can smell food
from miles away.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Seventy percent of the creatures living on Earth can smell
food from miles away.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Right, Tater cannot so.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Away?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
That's about it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Last part? Throw you off about her smeller? I agree?
You agree? Wow?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You say it that you had to answer in front
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh no, man, just fly, fly fly man. Creatures on
Earth can fly. Yeah, a lot of birds, a lot
of insects, get out there and move around, dandy the hell.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
I didn't know you were like counting the whole I
thought you, okay, fine.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's all right, Well, Mike, we're gonna make you happy
buddy before we hang up by and that is a
promise from us.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
All right, big show, are you gonna do for me?
You're on your hang on, bro, that's more than sorry.
Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I was just like, seventy percent of the creatures on
Earth I can fly to that through. You thought it
was smell food from miles away, so did he. I'm
just like was because I I could see the answer.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
I was thinking, I was thinking bears, I was thinking
I was thinking sharks.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
I was thinking everybody could smell it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah right, But but you're forgetting all the like trillions
of little insects and like animals.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Apparently, see this is a fun we all shot having
these discussions on the air.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
You know, I supposed to be rate her for getting it.
She could have been bluffing.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Let's go with the show, the big show, Lady, rayper
kicking it off here first thing this morning. Here's something
that affirms, reaffirms, certainly agrees with me. There was a
letter to The New York Times from a woman in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Joyce saddel Housman, who was responding to a story about
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people kissing other people on the cheek, says, at a
time and encountering potentially dangerous germs is a real threat.
I have stopped shaking hands with anyone. Even fake kissing
strangers is a bad idea, that's right. I noticed here
that people who come at you wanted to kiss you
(10:57):
on the cheek put you in sort of a quandery.
Someone female usually greets you, comes closer and closer, zero's
in to kiss you on the cheek or the air
near it. What happens if her aim is off or
your reaction to parry the thrust is shall we say
off center or maybe on center? You bump noses or
heads or maybe even an unintentional bus on the lips.
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Happened to a lady lawyer in Massachusetts when she was
introduced to a more senior lawyer at a dinner party.
She says, I went for a peck on the right cheek,
but he was zooming in from the left and I
literally crashed into his teeth. Proof that the social kiss
is unpredictable. It's supposed to be a sign of affection,
but some people recoil when they see someone they don't
even know coming in to lick their cheeks. Be that
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as it made. Despite the awkwardness, the cheek or social
kiss is displacing the handshake. Some say it may be
a growing Latin influence here we go again, or European manners,
the influx of women in the workplace. Yeah, here we
go again. Some advice to some advice to fend off
the kisser. Stick your hand out firmly, keeping the arms
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straight to show that shaking hands is okay.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
But no more.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
It is a kind of body language that fends off
the attacker. After all, you know. The reason for the
handshake was used was in the medieval days, when the
fully extended arm and paul was to show that neither
greeter was holding a knife. Yes, a medieval custom, So
how has it survived in these days of germ laden hands?
(12:30):
My goodness, I go by what the woman here says
from Knoxville, glad to see that more and more people
are thinking this way at a time, and encountering potentially
dangerous germs is a real threat. I've stopped shaking hands
with anyone. More and more people are saying that the
World Health Organization says that too, and I'm merely Robert
d Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
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In the Hick of Time. Good right now, turn on the.
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Looks like you're really old.
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Whatzup?
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Bro? Let's crack a lacking man, y'all? Good? Yeah, yeah,
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Thanks for checking in. Appreciate your care.
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I've just been sitting around the house, you know, and
thinking about stuff.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Y'all want to hear something out there? Yeah, of course
you do.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Did you know that when you clean out a vacuum cleaner,
you actually become a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
And I don't know if.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
You realize this, but even if a bear wears socks
and shoes, he still has bear feet. If poison is
past his expiration date, is it more poisonous or less?
Speaker 8 (14:42):
And that it would take you longer.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
What if my dog only brings the ball back because
he thinks I like throwing it. Every time you clean something,
you make something else dirty.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
So I don't do it.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
No y'all ever notice when you intentionally lose a game
of rock paper scissors, it's just as hard as trying
to win a game of rock paper scissors. How many
animals need glasses and no one knows it?
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Poor babies.
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If you rip a hole in a nut, there are
actually fewer holes in it than before.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
Thinking about stuff.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
If you replace the W with a T in what where?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
And when you get the answer to each of them? Yeah,
I think on that, jontre.
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What here?
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Here?
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There?
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No, you got it wrong?
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Okay?
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Good?
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If it comes back there and win, then.
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Okay one more and then like I got to scoot,
I have plans to become an influencer. There are only
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to worry about. But if you're sick, whoa, there's two
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things to worry about either you'll get well or like
you'll die. Brou If you get well, there's nothing to
totally worry about. But if you die, there are two
things to worry about. Either you'll go to heaven, all right,
you're gonna go to hell. And if you go to heaven, sweet,
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there's nothing to worry about, right. But if you go
to hell, dude, you'll be so dang busy shaking hands
with friends like you won't have any.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Time to worry.
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Yo, this girl doesn't't.
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Talk about one was at the high Port.
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Now I'm a stay y'all. Your dudes keep rocking. I
keep thinking later, bro.
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Because it's four twenty somewhere.
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Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news.
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Weather and sports. Home, I have no home, hunted, despised,
leaping like an animal. The youngle is my home.
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Oh why should they are?
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I am its master. I will create my own race
of people, a race of atomic superman that will conquer
the world. And here are the first two, John Boy
and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
H m hm.
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H m h m hm m h.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. Just a quick
a minder this Operation Christmas jib time. Last week they
talk to Jim halson Ector Uh see his operations. Franklin
Graham of course, son of Billy Graham, and the man
hit some Marini's purse and wonderful work does in Operation
Christmas Child.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Big Show listener like Frank's sad we return.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
It's very touchy.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, I'll be keeping up with us on the social
y'all turn now the Big Show dot com and John
won't go to Facebook page be able to find us
are when you turn it on, we ain't here.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
What will be on?
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I don't think it's hit him yet.
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I don't think it's it's hit again.
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Operation Christmas Child. Click on the banner when you go
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Merry Christmas, Good morning, Big Show's on the radio coming up.
We wordy word as hunting season boys is Happy Herd
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What a head. Christmas coming up, Buy them some, give
'em some. As long as you use it, they'll be
right there at you. Huh, you can't get along.
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He's a giver.
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Hang on, win you some in minutes, but first finish
up by movie This morning.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Up and out of Morning Glories. You're old Pal Britford
here with a colon, Justling. Fourth and final chapter of
The Big Show Morning mini movie production of In the
Hicck of Time, brought to you by ed Tator's Jugs
of Plenty Dairy Barn. We think our customers are swell,
but the lactose intolerant can go to hell at ant
Tator's stop. When we last left our time traveling trio,
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they'd been hurtled into the future and the unknown. Going
back this commission.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Don boy leaned against the controls. We overshot our landing
by how much a lot? How much is a lot?
A lot of block? The year it's twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
How's it looking.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know. We've probably got enough juth for one
more jump. This laugh detour really took the power down.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
You and your wit shirt. You nearly got us killed
you he'll billy halfwit.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm sorry, or you could say that again.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I mean it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I'm sorry. Seems like I always screw everything up. I
didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
I can't help.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But if I'm clumsy and uncoordinated. It's been that way
since I was a kid. Everybody made fun of me.
That's why I got on the radio. I could hide
from everyone that picked on me, and maybe if I
was funny.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Then like me.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You guys still like me?
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All your tops jb oh, yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thanks guys. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Except that beef jerky Ben Franklin gave me did not
agree with me.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
This would be a good time to open the door.
The future has got to smell better than this. What
the where are we Russia? Everything is so run down
and dilapidated.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
And everything is too gray. It's like an art film.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
And once when all these statues of Rkleaf.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
That's not Rkle. The ears are too big. It's President Obama.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Oh, Emperor Obama. Look what's written on the plaque. Be
it known that in the year twenty fourteen, Barack Huthane
Obama appointed himself American Emperor for life.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
And it says it was all set in motion by
a twenty twelve victory of only one vote.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Holy crap. In this reality, we're still trapped in time
and never got a chance to vote. Heath is all
our fault.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Now you can hear Tail Pillars wrote this.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It is a tad edgy. But never mind about that.
Now we gotta get back so we can vote.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
To the time machine. Almost there, I mean, I gotta
bab Could you just hold it.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
For a few more years?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Ah, home, sweet home, Take a deep breath, boys, that
sweet country air.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
You're standing in a big pile of pearl pool.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Like I said, I'm darving.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Yeah, let's fire up the grill. Figure out how we're
gonna get anyone to believe us.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Fails.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Hey, I don't have a credibility issue like some people.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Failath What do you mean some people fail eth?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
What?
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't think we're gonna have a problem getting people
to believe it. Look, it's a bottle of grilling sauce.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Big deal.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Look at the label great jumping horny toads. I don't
believe it. Ben Franklin's grilling sauce, and you swapped him
the bottle for the kite. He must have liked it
well enough to figure out the recipe. Boom roasted astro nerd.
Give me those keys. I got something to do. But
John boy, you don't know how to operate it. You'll
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be lost in time forever.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'll handle this.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Hey, genius, don't you think you ought to use the
little trade before you hit the road?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Good point? And I should probably grab a candy bar.
A slender, high spirited person needs a sugar pick.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Me up late in the day. Oh look at the
time my stories are on. Come on, guys, race back
to the farmhouse.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
How did you do that?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
He's got the attention span of a hamster. Now get
rid of that thing.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
What should I do with it?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I don't know. Send it for one hundred million BC.
Send it to Obama.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Boy, you can shirt tell pillar thrown this. That concludes
this edition of the Big Showing Mini movie. Oh nice doggie,
nice doggie. Uh, don't bite the Emperor.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
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Speaker 3 (26:05):
This is your old powder bird turn saying, so long.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You can tell pillers run down. I was never clumsy
and uncordated.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Oh right, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
And thank you Julie for that request. That was fun.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
We had the All's Fair movie last Monday today in
the hicck of time, I have to see what we
got in old bit box neighborhood for that baby.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
I'll dig in there.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You're the girl, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show. We'll
get a couple of contestants team up and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Good Monday morning.
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It's a big shaw on the radio. In our future
track from the Big Show bid Box, a political message
from count dragging up.
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Don't get vote tomorrow. He won't come dragging the hit
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And right now I went to everybody's head.
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I bout the bad.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Blady where where they worried?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Mat Hey?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
That where all of a sudden I was worried about
what key I was in a little bit late Fanta.
Let's be not contestants on this worthy word game. Adam
from Phoenix City, Alabama. Good morning, Adam, Good morning tom Boy.
Why by, my wife's name is Eve, so Adam will
be my teammate.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, let's say hey to Corey from Waynesville, Georgia. Go morning, Cory, Hey, Boddy.
So guys, it's gonna be Tater and Corey gonna be
John boyn Adam. All right, two rounds, thirty seconds each.
Good look to you, fellas de dealing with football? Or hey,
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y'all boys, you hear that words to do with football? Okay, Corey,
you and Taylor save up me and Adam for the
first thirty All right, Adam.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay, start the clock. Now you're on the play. You
either make a pass or a either pass the ball
or what hand it off?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
And what?
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yes, yes, yes, this is where you write down the
things that you're gonna do, and the coach holds it
and says, study this, learn your two syllables, learn your
what do you read?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Adam? What do you play?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Book?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, six points when you score a catch? Now all right?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
All right, well we stole down the gate ended up
with a three. So let's see what Tater and Corey
does for their first thirty. All right, Cory struggling for
the phone. Are you ready, Corey?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
The Buffalo Bills are my favorite?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What football?
Speaker 9 (29:20):
Yes, it's the The blank is ten to seventeen. Yeah,
this guy throws the ball.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Quarterback.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What is the game.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Football?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
And it's what is it? It's a it's a it's
not a movie. It's a what. It's a athletes play?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Oh got sport?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
At the buzzer? Four or five?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:52):
So channel Hanson, it's a what it's a what?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
I'm what?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Five to three? All right, Adam? We need some points
right here, buddy, let's us pick it up. Are you ready?
I'm ready? Let's get it. Okay, starting the clock. Now,
what do you try to do to the guy with
the ball?
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Yes, and a.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Punt kick it and you have a punt blank to
run it back a punt?
Speaker 7 (30:15):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No, do you catch it?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And then you, like if you buy something and you
don't want it in a store, you blank it return?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, uh huh, all right, this is what you try
to get the ball in, get it into the yes,
uh huh. When you lose the ball, it's a.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Bumble.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, body had the boy, Adam, we picked up then
put a four out, three and seven sguirl.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We're still gonna lose.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
It.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Tighter and Corey, you only need two to tie and
three to win. Ready, Corey, I'm ready what I was
afraid of?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay? Oh good? Ready, go all right?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
The center does this. This is how he gives the
ball to the quarterback.
Speaker 9 (31:06):
It's called a what hike? No, that is true, but
it's a quick It's like a quick A word that
means like my quick.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Yes, nap oh, the big game. Everybody tries to get
into the.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Big boy tie up.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
This is when you throw the ball and.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
The other team catches it and they weren't supposed to.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Ah interception for the win last week, seven doll going
and Adam down the line. We'll give you another shot, buddy.
We came up a little short, but appreciate you playing with.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Me, Gay Adam appreciated John Boy.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
All right, Buddy, Bud and Corey. Look at you down Waynesville.
George A getting the prize pack you and tayter y'all
spike each other.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Good morning.
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He just won't shut up.
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