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she's busty. Eats one of those things. Weigh sixty five pounds. Yes,
she's busty.
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That giant wreck really isn't good luck when each.
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Her babies will have to drink mel through a straw
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Speaker 1 (04:00):
See, good morning, Rod.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
I get more than guys there we go on.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Honey, awesome man, welcome in here. So we'll last you. Yeah, absolutely, body,
So you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We'll ask tell her some questions, you agree or disagree,
get too right for too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, so let's jump in here, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Zader, you went to the following crimes carries a life
sentence in China? China, China? Is it a shoplifting, B
drinking and driving or see adultery China?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They don't play over there.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
It is B drinking and driving.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Drinking and driving? Rod, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I know some Chinese, so I would have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, Well that's the thing to do. So what do
you think it is from the Chinese that you know?
Speaker 9 (04:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think it's see you think it's adultery? Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Townese you know, matter of fact, that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Is is adultery. See they do not play. You were
right about that.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
That's why they're all moving to the US.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
A ride there we go. One ble tier.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
The ancient Greek served partially with meals because they thought
it had a certain benefit.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So I'm gonna give you what was it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Was it A to improve digestion, B to help clear
the palette between courses, or c to prevent them from
getting drunk.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Greeks do have some good food. B, sir, clear the palate. B.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Eat the parsley and clear the palate. Right, how many
Greeks you know?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
I don't know many greed You don't eat often.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So you agree with the old clearly. Oh no, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
To prevent them from getting drunk. And they were wrong, wrong.
They have nice brown.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Get drunk and eating the parsley. Yeah, a bell and
a mouser. We got a full count. Heading into the
final question that evolutionists predict that the next body part
humans will lose will.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Be what either way that they think they know everything? Yeah,
fo party part will they lose?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
We lose next time.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
I heard a long time ago that we're going to
lose our little too.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We we all the week home to we we Rod
agree or disagree with the little toe.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
I have to agree on this one.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's the wisdom teeth, the wisdom teeth. Yeah, man, I
broke my little toe. You know, won't messle that we
do a little.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You don't need it. Just let it, just let it
go off all over.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
The main purpose of the little toe is let you
know your wife has moved the furniture.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Soundly right well, Rod, you hang on, buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We're gonna make you happy. My man appreciates you playing
this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Thank you guys, Love you guys. You gotta do an
awesome job.
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H can we.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Hello the couple.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Hey, this is mister Petto.
Speaker 14 (08:54):
I want to find about it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
John Boy, Billy Here? How's it going? Sweetie?
Speaker 13 (08:59):
And Max?
Speaker 9 (09:00):
How do you think it's going?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
In the words of Hoyt, not too good.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
In the words of my grandma to the FW bingo.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, I won't try to drag it out of you.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is Murray in Yeah, I think he's in the booth.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What booth?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
The voiceover booth?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
When did you guys get a voiceover booth.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
About seventeen years ago?
Speaker 14 (09:20):
Do what money?
Speaker 9 (09:22):
Had it built for stable of voice actors could come
in the office and record auditions for TV commercials and stuff.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Now, wait a minute, sil we've been with you guys
for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
How come we've never been in the booth?
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Whoa wait, let me guess Murray, thanks for a couple
of hillbilly radio gooves again, voice actor our way out
of a paper bag?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Dude, Dude, if you're gonna ask a question before you
jump the conclusions, how about you give me a chance
to answer.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Now.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
The reason you've never been in the booth is Murray
thinks you're a couple of hillbilly radio hits.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
You can't voice act your out.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Isn't that what I just said?
Speaker 11 (10:00):
You said?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Goobs?
Speaker 9 (10:01):
Murray says he.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
So what was he doing in the booth?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Ask him yourself. Hold on, I'll put you through.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Murray, Jim Boon, Bobby on two heads up. They just
found out we had a booth.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Thank you, Hello, Lobia mean it. Hey, mab gradual called
Red Hot Talent is on the verge of something really big.
You guys have seen the homeless voiceover guy on YouTube right?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (10:28):
You mean a weird looking guy with a cardboard sign
and a great cent of pipes.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
That's him. He's what we and the biz call a
viral video sensation. The clip goes up Monday, three million hits. Tuesday,
He's on every newscast in the country. By the end
of the week, he's done entertainment to night Jimmy Kimmel
national TV spots, got hired by the Cleveland Cavaliers, falling
off the wagon, been on Doctor Phil and checked into
rehab and he's still got the weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Okay, so he.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
Had a hot weak Why are you so interested in
a homeless voiceover guy?
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Because Red Hot Talent has a brand new client.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
Dumpster Dick.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Dumpster Dick.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Ah you heard of it, No, Kimbo, I don't want
to brag, but I've been in this business a long time.
I know how to spot a hot trend. Dumpster Dick
is about to become the king of homeless voiceover guys.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Now, let me get this straight. Homeless voiceover guys is
a hot new trend.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
It will be when I get this demo tape finished.
That's why I'm in the booth. He came in yesterday
for a recording session. You know, he was only here
for an hour, but he left quite an impression behind,
which reminds me Stale put a large bottle of for
breeze on the shopping list.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So what's Dumpster Dick sound live?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Well, hold on just a second, I'll play you a
couple of the rough clips. Hey, check this one out?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Whoa maude? You need some for your house? They got this.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
The blades.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
Well, twenty years in a cardboard box has kind of
unhooked the filter between Dumpster Dick's brain and his mouth. Wait,
here's a.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
Good one, Crab macaroni and cheese. Need a quick mule
for the family, Well, then drag your fat a bump
the cash, go buy something? What though, is wrong?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It sounds like he's wild kind of dye.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
We'll see.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
That's why I'm working with him. Oh, you'll really like
this one. Check this out The Big.
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Show with John Board Billy, the two Craziest Bonner and Today.
If you ain't listening, then you what?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Sorry day? If we can get the language problem. Let
this guy is going to.
Speaker 14 (12:35):
Be big, you know, Murray.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
If you want a guy with a decent voice, a
bad liver and a messed up brain, why don't you
just use Rayford?
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You know, Jambo.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
I'm not used to talking this way to a client,
but that is a brilliant idea. Tell you what get
right for to me at the end of the Davidson
Street bridge at four o'clock, I'll bring a cardboard box
and a bottle of old Fitzgerald. We'll have him in
fighting shape in no time. You're the best thing, that
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and give my love to Bobby.
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That's Billy and kill and Jimbo.
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Jangling edition of John Boy and Billy playouts today's episode,
A man walks into a bar on Halloween.
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As our story opens, a man walks into a bar
on Halloween.
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Welcome to the Global Waiter, Happy Halloween, Dottie what can
I get you?
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Well, Dottie, I'll have a beer and my friend will
have whatever's on tap.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
What friend?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Oh geez, hold on, I almost forgot. He's right here
in my shirt pocket. And there we go.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
That's either a three inch tall man or the molly
is kicking in.
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Oh it's a three inch tall man, all right?
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And can he can he drink a whole draft beer?
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Kenny? Just watch I just drop him in the glass.
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Oh yeah, don't don't take the empty glass.
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Why well, you know he's only three inches tall and
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Oh got you got you?
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Got you got you?
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So can he walk to Kenny? Watch this roll a
quarter down the bar?
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Okay it goes?
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Eh see see look at him go and he brought
the quarterback.
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That's amazing.
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Oh you should see him chase the cat. It is hilarious.
I bet so. Can he talk? Canny talk? Can he talk?
Listen to this?
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Hey, Dad, tell her about the time you went to
Africa and pissed off that witch doctor.
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And how we hope you've enjoyed John billion Vilie playhouse.
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You's gotta cut him off now where he's gonna be
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will undo those doctor buttons. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the thin skinned, easily irritated African witch doctor.
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
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Your mornings make sean al Radio Tuesday morning, no femer
the fourth and here's election day, not a presidential election,
was very inconsequential without and that's your vote.
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Remember what happened a few years ago?
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Obama won There, I died, I was sick, didn't love sick,
complete responsibility.
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Later, I didn't get a chance of yodel.
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Result is a song that we did here on the
Big Show about that very election victory.
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Like to hear it, he goes all right, fellas in
the White House. Now neighborhood of Sea. I know a
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fella bout the name of her rock everything he says,
he is a crock. He sold the food on all
his change and oh he ran his campaign to the center,
but they forgot about his Communist mentors know the constitutions
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really on the roads. He's in the White House. Now
he's in the White House. Now, I done told you
once or twice. These Marxist boys, they don't play nice.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
He's in the White House. Now take a.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Jump where.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Obama.
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He likes that welfare cap and true aid and healthcare
and now he's gonna screw us with the bad But
y'all ought to know where The fact is, only half
the country pays these taxes. The other half is voting Democrats.
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He's in the White House. Now he's in the White House. Now,
I done told you from the start. This guy worth
of popcorn for He's in the White House.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
Now, order.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
Yority, unity, community.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
He's put us in hock for trillions, and it's creeping
towards the zillions.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
He'll give the bill to all us work in slow.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
But the people are realizing that community organizing don't really
qualify him for the job. He's in the White House.
Now he's in the White House. Now we're fed up
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where there's lies. I think it's time to impeach this
guy out of the White House now O John barnituit Yodity.
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you so much, buddy.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'm good, John boy Man? How can I be bad?
I mean, I got nothing to do other than talking
to you every Tuesday morning. Out of that, my wife's
ready to run me out of the house. But you know, Johnny,
was a week ago that we were talking about all
the shenanigans going on and college football, as we always
give you the Southern Pride Football Report, and I was
talking to you a bunch about LSU and the nightmares
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that had going on down there. And I think I
left last week telling you about Scott Woodard, their after
athletic director, who would basically, you know, hired all these
guys and giving them a huge buyouts. And well it
turns out they fired him too after you and I
spoke last week. The fucks down there in Baton Rouge.
They have just had enough of everybody, and so the
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governor and his committees and all that stuff, they just
told him, hey, we owe you six million, catch a letter,
clean out your desk. You and Brian Kelly hit the
road jack when they don't come back. So I mean,
it's nut. So go ahead and spin the wheel again.
I keep telling you each and every week I get
back and there's no tell what we're going to talk about.
Guess what. Auburn decided to fire their coach this weekend,
this past weekend. How about that that's now had the
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award Amn eagle, right, that's the poor SEC coaches now
had been fired before. We basically just get right out
after pass to Halloween. But for Auburn, now this is
their third head coach that they have fired this decade.
Gus Monzaan started it then with Brian Harson and al
Hugh Freeze. He doesn't even make it three years. So
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now Auburn is added to the thousands upon thousands upon
thousands of folks it seems like looking for new head
football coach. But the reason he got fired, John Boy,
is because he lost to Kentucky over the weekend. Nobody
loses to Kentucky. Kentucky had lost ten consecutive games in
the SEC until the coach Stoops one day down there
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on the loveliest village of the planes and took care
of Auburn. Of course Stoops is on the hot seat
of Kentucky. Tarde believes he's outlasted half these dudes have
been fired already. But that wasn't even the biggest streak
that got snapped in the SEC. Mississippi State, who had
just just choked all over themselves losing the Texas in overtime,
they come back, they rallied, they knocked off Arkansas for
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the weekend, snapping the sixteen game losing streak in the SEC.
But John boy, I'm not done talking about crazy streaks.
It wasn't exclusive to the Southeastern Conference, where it just
means more. It happened to the ACC too. Duke went
down to Death Valley, my beloved Tigers, who all of
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a sudden Dabbo in the boys. They can't beat anybody anymore.
It doesn't seem like they lose to Duke. Duke knocks
off the Tigers controversial ending, but the Blue Devils won
in Death Valley for the first time since nineteen eighty
John Boy, that's before you and I you were doing
Radio eight.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I got it is when I got married.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Man. The Blue Devils knocked off Dabbo. The Tigers, by
the way, scored forty five point night game. It's the
first time ever in Clemson football history that they scored
forty five points and lost the game. It's been that
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kind of year for Devo and Attigers. But that wasn't
even close to the biggest upset. SMU knocked off Miami
and SMU, by the way, their first home win against
an AP Top ten team since nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh, I graduated high school. I I was like, this
is your life.
Speaker 14 (25:21):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Wow, that was like your eighth year as a senior
in high school.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
I got out of there.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Fa go figure, and I'm not done. I'm like nt
C State, the wolf Pack, Dave Dorn, We're back nation.
They've not been real happy with David, even though he's
a good dude. They knocked off Georgia Tech. The Jackets
were eight and oh. It was the first time they
got off to that start since nineteen sixty six, which
was your freshman year in high school. N C State
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knocked off Georgia Techet's the highest ranked opponent the wolf
Pack in Turn of the w since two thy and twelve,
which means, John boy, that Virginia. This how screwed up
the league is in college football. Virginia is in first
place in the ACC. They're their only undefeated team, even
though they lost to NC State in the league, but
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it didn't count as a conference game. That's how screwed
up the world is right now. And by the way,
I'm not done snapping streak. Florida State had lost ten
straight ACC games. They knocked off Wake Force. Through the
week before it knocked off SMU, snapping the mustang streak
of conference win. I mean, it has just been completely
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upside down in college football. I tell you this every
single week. That's why we give you the Southern Five
Football Report. You never know how any of this stuff's
going to work out. But I do know this for
a fact. Two things. Number One, Tonight we finally get
the first college football playoff poll. It's the only poll
that matters. I keep telling you, don't worry about the ap.
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Tonight we find out who is who, where they're ranked.
Suspect Ohio State will be number one. It's just the
starting point of the Calls Football Playoff. And believe it
or not, the college basketball season is now officially underway
to get ready for that too. So all that's going
on at one time, John Boyd, and that's why we
delivered to you every single Tuesday morning right here on
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the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
And nobody does it better. Nobody did it better, and
you're still doing it better.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Pack. We appreciate you about.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
It, and I'm doing it for free, and I love
the people.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
You are a mad Hi Pack. I have a great week, buddy.
Speaker 14 (27:33):
We'll got you guys.
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That is a man Mark Packer right there. Appreciate him
so much.
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I dam well, let's play our worthy word Game one
eight hundred Big Show you told free Line, got a
couple of contestants and play next.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Tuesday Morning.
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Featured track from The Big Show bit box mister Rubarb,
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And the keywords beer politics should hit the Big Show
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Hey all right, Buddy is from Tennessee. How y'all know
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Tell us we've been best friends for fifteen years. He's
my brother and I can't I can't wait to kick
kick his butt.
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So what we'll do here, It'll be John Boy and
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goes guys.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
So me and Ran Dad for the first thirty seconds.
Sorry you ready, Randy?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I hope, I am so yeah. This is a timed event.
So all right, thirty seconds we have so start the clock.
Now you drive your car and then you have to
find a.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Place to or yeah. Uh huh. You cook your meals
in this room.
Speaker 8 (30:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Your Adam's apple is in your so the opposite of
the top is bottom. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I blank. I won't break my blank. I tell the truth.
I blank you that I blank to love hunter and cherish.
What's that word when you say I'm going to do
it for sure?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Okay, Well we were on the roll there for a minute.
Rand you put a four on the board.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I blame the way you said blank.
Speaker 10 (30:38):
I go.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
So, so Taylor, let's say what you and David can
do for round one? You ready, David? I am my friend, Okay,
and go.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I pinky swear.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I just made A what.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
A promise, Yes, sir, A B will do this in
A B will blank you.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
B B B B.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Hey, this is what's on the beach. It's the beach
is actually made of this. There's dunes made of not
a smile, but the opposite of a smile, a frown.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
And all right, well look at the David tyme ran
therefore four.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right, Well they've been best friends long ago, laid back.
I got the same vibe. All right, Randy, let's see
what we can do for round two? Are you ready? Randy?
Bring it all right?
Speaker 11 (31:42):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Start the clock. Now when you use the commode, don't
forget to uh huh a blank tie around your neck,
not a long one.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, uh huh. The uh the weather is not hot,
it's not cold. It's real nice. Our grilling sauce is
hot and spicy or sweet and come on, there's a word. Ah,
come on.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
The weather is nice in the spring. It's what our
grilling sauce is not hot, it's what.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's not. It's not all right what we do that?
I put a two on the four of six. All right,
tayl and David ready go.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Salsa comes hot hot or medium salsa, not the spicy one.
The next one down.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
It's called what medium?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
It's or or okay uh uh Buffalo wings, buffalo wings,
no buffalo wings.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
This is a person stands in front of the class.
It's your what you learn from her?
Speaker 8 (32:57):
A Velosie sat.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Balan ictorian.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
In front of the class.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
We would have said, taacher, it would have tied. But
Randy wins by one six the.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
FD them standing in front of the class.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, boy, alright boys.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Y'all continue to fight. We appreciate y'all. Man Randy David
grad your boys, Randy, good morning, makes y'all all radio.
I couldn't get all our grilling sauce for the sweet
and mild. But you you took salsa that it did
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any change your chicken wings. I'm just jumped the food
until they hit a mile another mile. It was yeah,
I should have the hot and mild.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
You got that right.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I was hot and spicy sweet, all right. I'm vinegar based,
vanegar based.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Well, you're what you provide you with opportunities to talk
about your song.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Good word, baby, I did b requests for John Boy.
Barry Jones says, I loved when John Boy interviewed himself.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
We'll let us hear me get inside my head, Barry.
We'll do it next. Good morning, it's a big showing
(34:43):
the radio. You'd like to hear about this time Mona
through Friday.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Hit us up on the John Boy Mill the Facebook page,
Barry Jones, you get your request right now.
Speaker 14 (34:53):
Good morning. I'd like to thank calling me for showing
up today. I see I brought my camera.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Hay.
Speaker 14 (34:59):
I a brief statement, then I'll take some of my questions.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
On Tuesday, October twelfth, I made a very difficult personal
decision to retire from my career as a driver in
the Legend series. I believe most of them was here
when I made the announcement. Hey, I see me over
there with the camera. Hi, good to see me, ladies
and gentlemen. The Legends racing sport is an incredibly demanding sport,
and with all my other commitments, I just wasn't having
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enough time to spend with my family. I missed nine
whole days of my kids growing up, and I just
decided that, well, it just wasn't worth it. Then I
got that twenty five dollars check for my fifth place
finish in the last race.
Speaker 14 (35:35):
I believe I was there that well, ladies and gentlemen,
that was then. This is now.
Speaker 11 (35:41):
After conferring with myself, I've reached a unanimous decision. Please please,
could I hold my applause for a moment. I'm pleased
to announce I will be driving the bow Jangles Legends
car in the Legends events at Charlotte Motor Speedway.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I am back.
Speaker 14 (35:57):
Please, please, if.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
I could hold my plause until the end, I know
I've got questions. Before I do that, I'd just like
to say I have had a love hate relationship with
the guys in the medium.
Speaker 14 (36:07):
Okay, with the guy in the media.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
I appreciate me giving myself a little space during my retirement,
thank me very much. But now I feel I owe
it to the fans to give them one more look
at me. You know, my good friend Buddy Baker told
me that when you retire, every time you hear those
engines roar up, your right foot just starts going, just
starts going up and down. And now I know what
he was talking about, because every time I heard those
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Legends start rumbling, my right hand just went up and
just started waving.
Speaker 14 (36:34):
So that's pretty much it. I'll be in the car
shott this weekend.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Now.
Speaker 14 (36:37):
If I have any brief questions, I'll take them now, Yes,
right down front here, Hi, John boy Bench.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Did I know all along that I was not going
to retire, that I.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
Was gonna drive again?
Speaker 8 (36:48):
No?
Speaker 14 (36:48):
Next question?
Speaker 11 (36:49):
Yeah, Jay Boyd first shirt racing times. Wasn't this just
a stunt to get some coverage in the press.
Speaker 14 (36:55):
No, not at all. Anyone else Yeah, yeah, Jim Ball,
red Hot, TALIVI car Bratty. Here's my question. Just how
stupid do I think I am?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
What do I mean?
Speaker 14 (37:05):
I don't darn well what I mean? What kind of
crap am I trying to pull here?
Speaker 11 (37:09):
I've obviously just used this retirement story to promote myself,
and I'm for one and time of superstar athletes like
me jerking my own chain.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Hey, I don't have to take this crap from me.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
Look, nobody's forcing me to follow myself around, and I
wouldn't do it if I didn't know that my name sells. Hey,
if I want to have a serious conversation, fined otherwise,
just don't waste my time. I just think I ought
to shoot straight with myself. I owe me that, Hey, bell,
where'd I get my journalism degree?
Speaker 14 (37:35):
Sears?
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Mine?
Speaker 14 (37:37):
I'm mine too, Hey.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I feel froggy.
Speaker 14 (37:40):
Why want some of me? Maybe I'd like to step outside.
Speaker 16 (37:43):
Screw me, screw me?
Speaker 14 (37:45):
No, no, no, no, no, screw me. I'm afraid of me.
I'll kick my butt. Yeah me and what army? That's
real mature?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I know I am, But what am I?
Speaker 14 (37:54):
I'm an idiot? I am rubber. I am glue.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Whenever I say, bounces off me and sticks to me
here next time. I want some media attention as you.
Just talk to myself. Who cares?
Speaker 14 (38:05):
Let me go, don't try to stop me.
Speaker 11 (38:07):
Just go. I do not come back either. I would
like to apologize to the rest of me. I'm sorry
I had to hear that.
Speaker 14 (38:13):
Thanks for coming. I'll see you this weekend.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Good morning, besos on the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
You like is visit with mister Rubarb for yourself keywords beer.
Speaker 16 (38:47):
Politics, Thank you, You welcome me to beat. Hello Americans,
Welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Mister.
Speaker 16 (38:58):
Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions that changed
the history of mankind. Today, we're going to talk about
the number one most important invention of all time.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's called beer. Wow, really, really, I wouldn't take up
all this time nonsense.
Speaker 16 (39:19):
No, No one knows who brewed the first beer, but
it happened thousands of years ago.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It was a pretty big hit right away.
Speaker 16 (39:29):
In fact, throughout history, beer is the reason that almost
everything else in the world got invented. For example, in
the early days of beer, there were no cans or
bottles to put it in. Humans realized that to have
a steady supply of beer they needed to stay fairly
close to a brewery.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Brewery.
Speaker 16 (39:51):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
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the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
and hairstyling. Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the liberal.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Nice to hear from the peanut section malice.
Speaker 16 (40:30):
Liberals weren't nearly as clever as real men, but they
too came up with many important ideas, like the domestication
of cats, group therapy, group hugs, and the first government.
Liberals invented government so they could be in charge of
dividing up all the food and beer that the real
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men went out and produced, or, as liberals call it,
spreading the wealth around. Today, real men have jobs like lumberjacks,
construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers, pretty much anyone who actually
works for a living. Their political symbol is the elephant,
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because it's the biggest and most powerful land animal in
the world. Meanwhile, liberals work as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers,
personal injury attorneys, and basically anyone who makes a living
sponging off what real men do for a living.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Their political symbol is the jackass, because that's who most
of them vote for them.
Speaker 16 (41:40):
But despite their differences, even today, real men and liberals
still enjoy beer. Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores.
Liberals get their beer the same place they get most
of their bad ideas, from Europe.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
And that's our salute to beer, the invention that.
Speaker 16 (42:01):
Invented the rest of the world. This has been mister
Rubarb's history minute. This is mister Rhubarb, and I am History.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
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