November 6, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jimmy Dean hit the charts in 1961 with the song we all know the chorus to, “Big Bad John” - so we’ll ruin that for you by playing Pinkard and Bowden’s take on it, Bad Big John.. - Back in 2008, leaders from all over the world were sending congratulations to the then President-Elect, Barack Obama - so we’ll ruin that too! - with our “Lying Barack Obama “ song.. - We’ll talk with Sissy Graham for information on Operation Christmas Child - Remember, collection week will be here before you know it - so get to packing those shoeboxes!.. - With the NASCAR season officially over - and our show’s looming retirement, we’ll get our last On Track report from Doug Rice.. - and we’ll wrap things up with Oliver…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over his outfit, and
I like listen to John Boyd and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha haa not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out why John boy has a hard time
getting started the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Locking do to loving at them? Get up jagging?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Did I do that when I goot you?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Dagger's walking behind me under threats out that once.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I like to touch her when I get a chance,
but I can't let you take Paul my last name.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We knock over stuff at every single table, breakfast.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Lunch, at dinner. And this was not your fault.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I've seen a Curry hit more three pointers than
anybody in NBA history. It wasn't me. Sometimes it skips
a generation. It was she knocked off, don't you remember?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Down the drink?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Sek down Curry at the free throw line.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now see, sometimes you get off.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I went and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Cleaning up some eyes in a little a little early
morning drink there, all right, Yeah, let's see here, so alright,
see what national days we got? What the girls who
cleaning some stuff up? National cash back Day. That's very
popular among credit cards these day, isn't it? Okay? National
Men make Dinner Day. Let's try that National Nacho's Day,
(02:06):
all right, the nacho. It was the National Saxophone Day,
all right, and we're celebrating the paper tiewall in here
at the moment. Three days in er saved up. We'll
get our first prize back out, so we will be
ready to get the winning beginning.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We're awake.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
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big show on the radio is get our first prize
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ninety three. The world's largest peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
forty feet long, containing one hundred and fifty pounds of
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creamy peanut butter and fifty pounds of grape jelly, is
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all had the body that semich. I would hope it
all right. Two thousand and one, police in Germany pulled
a wheelchair driver off when he noticed his erratic driving.
I was gonna try to pronounce it town. What the heck?
(03:29):
What are they gonna do? Fire me? Mohen ching lot Bach,
moehen ching Lodbach, German? Ny okay, I didn't do in
the German anyway. So erratic driving got a wheelchair. Police
said the man was drunk. He was too drunk to walk,
so he had borrowed his dad's electric wheelchair to go
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for more alcohol. He was also too drunk to drive,
so police confiscated the wheelchair.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It's a vehicle.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Finally, on this day, no five you gas. I think
prices fell an average of twenty three cents per gallon
to pre Hurricane Katrina levels. The average price for gallon
the regular gas was two forty three, about twenty cents
lower than it had been a few days before the
August twenty ninth storm keeping track of gas prizes.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
For some reason that worked.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Think about a gas station. Then that'll do for our
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we play out Birds. Next, Good Morning, it's.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
A big showing the radio rolling through your Thursday and
our featured track from the Big Show bit Box olives
understanding gun politics.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He were guns. I got a big box at the
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Right now.
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Window Outburst.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
This should really be a lot of fun.
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When you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 11 (05:33):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
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Speaker 12 (05:44):
I love Mama, We love shots.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Good morning, Bruce, Good morning boy, hey man, welcome in here. Alright,
I appreciate it, Bruce. Well, let's get you through these
three categories and get you that prize. Pat on the
way down Alabama.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You ready, yes, sir?
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In five seconds, give us three things Sandwich ingredients. Three
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peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, because you were hungry.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Dukes may owns and good old Jeff creamy peanut butter.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Try.
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Oh, I.
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Think I might jelly is a little better.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
But all right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Bruce. Back to you there, buddy. Now we need three
things that have wheels, Ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
A car, motorcycle, wheel chap.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
All right, all right, let's pick it up a little bit, Bruce.
That was too close for comfort. Here we go for
the wind. Three things you see at a gas station,
ready to go.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
Gas bomps, restrooms, casting about that.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I'm on a b.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Under pressure winning I haven't heard prize fight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Bruce.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Glad you won, Buddy, appreciate you playing with us. Hang
on from joboard, my boy. All right, here we go
bottom of the hour and top of your news. I'm
capsuled right on the other side of this report by
Thursday morning.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Laugh heard it.
Speaker 16 (08:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
A fad, yeah, fad, that's a hula hoop.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we were
in a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost him.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Remember to a.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Joke about the pickle slicer.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 17 (09:20):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time,
was it? Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons motioned for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
All right?
Speaker 14 (09:45):
It's very tough for man the boys at the lab.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Hanger, Prince, you mean, let's get the chalk outline. Guy,
this shouldn't be good.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Somebody higer out.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Somebody called Tracy.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Ah, we know, he said, we don't have any fairies
about it. Right now. The woman found the suspected organ while.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Clean suspected organ.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, she was working noticed something. She knows, a court
size jar kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yah committed the symbol.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
The court size jar.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
But this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I look at that.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
They took the suspected organ to agree with Memorial Hospitality
was examined by a pathologist, who said, that's what appears
to me.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You know, you know what the thing is on the
North Carolina statutes. You know they advertising the paper for
a month, and if there's nobody that comes to claim it,
she gets to keep it.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Yes, this was a good part of that. Why does
everything remind me of any the shows?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
We all do?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
Ah, but you got a lot of guys coming to claim.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It, though pathologist was not able to estimate to win
or how long it had been in the jar. A
piece of paper which was secured on the object with
a rubber band.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
A suicide note he left the guys.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
See that shows you that it does think this guy,
this guy women sucks. I'm out here and it killed itself.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
The peanut butter coaching machine with a suicide note wrapped
around it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They can't take it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
So this guy's choice.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
The woman is killing me.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I'm living, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What did the notes say? Well, it had some type
of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Well, like I said, be a little hard to write.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 16 (12:18):
Right.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
You could type about fifteen words a minute. I will
train one. But it's the handwriting stole.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Well, I can't grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit.
Everybody's imagining it trying to write. Now there's something there,
Go home. Mine can write real well. Yeah, and the
snow doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I can take the snow doesn't get.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
We've linked them up. These are lego jokes.
Speaker 18 (13:03):
We just keep putting one on top of you.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Then the organ is in storage storage, it's what's.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
The police station refrigerator? Every time? Guy who run f
can you get it's down at the mark.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They have this little tiny drawing.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
You know, I'm told them when they built this Marga,
this will come in someday, be handy.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
I'm told them to what happened sooner or later?
Speaker 16 (13:44):
Yeah, John Boya and Billy stopid you're talking crazy?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 13 (13:54):
Dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a big shaw on the radio. Hi, boys, come on,
where's you mind?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Grind that rab that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's all right there, that's good morning now, John boy morning, Randy, Hey.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Hey, Jackiet and had all other people I see whenever
I visit here, the broadcast made ahead and tailorhead and
row Nut.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Y'all.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Sure you got some colorful nicknames. It's like if the
Justice League had like a double a farm club. Reverend
Earnestly says here hell like to invite whoever will to
join us Sunday morning at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church.
I want to thank Assistant Pastor Calvin brought us for
filling in for me lad this week while I was
on the road, I've done at the Burning Bush Baptist
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Temple in Lumberton, North Carolina, and down there to preach
to summer midweek revival.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
See Reeves last.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Week gave me the full VIP treatment, put me up
at the Red Roof in incidentals included. You know, it's
all I could do not to get all puffed up.
Whether I go out on the road, always send my
wife a pitch a postcard back to put in a
little scrap book that she keeps them out traveling. Now,
Luvington it's a wonderful place, but it ain't known for
its great selection of souvenir postcards. Just you can imagine,
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probably didn't find one with a pitcher old SpongeBob on.
I didn't see no mailbox in the area, so I
went over to cashier at the dairy queen. I said,
excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where the post
office is at? So she gave me some directions, and
since the ice was broken, I shifted seamlessly into soul
winning mode. I said, darling, I left you a nice
little tip down on the table, But right now I'd
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like to offer you something even more precious, that, of course,
is the key to eternal life.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
If you come on by the Burning.
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Bush Baptist Temple tonight about seven o'clock, I tell you
all about God's master plan to save your soul through
the sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ. He wants you
to spend a tourney in heaven with him. I'd love
to give you the full story. Can I carry on
you to be there? She said no, I probably won't
make it. I said, well you won or why not?
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Don't you mean tell you how to get to heaven?
She said, heaven? You don't even know how to get
to the post office. Listen, gentlemen, speaking of lungs from
the road to enlightenment.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
Here he is, Thank you very much, hid.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Why kay?
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Why there?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
You may pleasing?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
Though?
Speaker 18 (16:38):
I went camp in a couple of weeks ago up
in the mountains. Oh heart, never couldn't go. But the
buddy bold Head, you know bold Head, the ahm oh yeah,
wild West, setting round by the cap fire there it
was a dice, he the dusk was coming old.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I said, bold Head, I can't believe you don't believe
in God.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Why don't you believe in God?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
He said, Well, I ain't never heard him.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
I ain't never. I don't believe it. Nothing night her
to see, I.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
Said, boat had look at this beautiful sight, look at
the mountains, the trees, a beautiful sunset, the rivers.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Who made all that?
Speaker 18 (17:11):
He said, well, Mother nature made that and I said, well,
you ain't never seen to herd mother nature. He said,
it just don t feed. Last week she's meeting on
the hood of a car with a baseball bat. I'll
hand you such a boat head. I don't even talk
about no more. But sometime you go need God. I
just don't know who you think you're gonna call old
den Oh, he said, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I made her.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I said, I I want to.
Speaker 18 (17:33):
Joe went on bed next morning, I still a little hot.
I went up down down fishing boat's head and said
he gonna take a little high. Well, he hoked up
the mountain, showing that he slipped off a cliff. He
was grabbing those going down and grabbed on this little
bitty twig that was hanging off the side of the cliff.
He's down there, just daggling over. Oh yeah, so he's
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hagging there and his thinking. He looked up into heavens
that he said, is there anybody up there? Because I
sure cult use some help.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Now.
Speaker 18 (18:03):
All of a sudden, his voice come down, a booming
voice said, bold head, if you have faith, let go
of the twig, bold head, hug O there a mint
it look back up into heaven, said, is there anybody
else upon here?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, mog it's time
to button your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to
these two o clowns. John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Shaw it's big saying, ain't bigger than big
It's enormous. He's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio where
we get up with Eye Man, the preferyor of Southern
Fried football, every Tuesday morning. Un let's have to slide
it back onong because travel you know, he has retired.
I'd be Mark Packer. He joined us in this usual
time Tuesday morning. I wanted to get him go back
again early Thursday mornings because so much happened last weekend
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of college football as we had the end of this weekend. Okay,
that's pack How you doing.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I'm good, John boy Man? How can I be bad?
I mean, I got nothing to do other than talking
to you every Tuesday morning. Out of that, my wife's
ready to run me out of the house. But you know,
Johnny was a week ago that we were talking about
all the shenanigans going on in college football as well.
Always give you the Southern Pride Football Report. And I
was talking to you a bunch about LSU and the
nightmares they had going on down there. And I think
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I left last week telling you about Scott Woodard, their
after athletic director, who had basically, you know, hired all
these guys and giving them a huge buyouts. And well
it turns out they fired him too after you and I.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Spoke last week.
Speaker 15 (20:20):
The folks down there in Baton Rouge, they have just
had enough of everybody, and so the governor and his
committees and all that stuff, they just told him, hey,
we owe you six million, catch you letter, clean out
your desk. You and Brian Kelly hit the road jack
when they don't come back. So I mean, it's nuts.
So go ahead and spin the wheel again. I keep
telling you each and every week I get back and
there's no tell what we're going to talk about. Guess what.
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Auburn decided to fire their coach this weekend, this past weekend.
How about that? So that's now had the award amn eagle, right,
that's the poor SEC coaches now had been fired before.
We basically just get right after pass to Halloween. But
for Auburn, now this is their third head coach that
they have fired this decade. Gus Mondan started it then
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with Brian Harson and al Hugh Freeze. He doesn't even
make it three years. So now Auburn is added to
the thousands upon thousands upon thousands of folks. It seems
like looking for new head football coach. But the reason
he got fired John Boy, is because he lost to
Kentucky over the weekend. Nobody loses to Kentucky. Kentucky had
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lost ten consecutive games in the SEC until the coach
Stoops one day on there on the loveliest village of
the planes and took care of Auburn. Of course Stoops
is on the hot seat of Kentucky. Tarde believe he's outlasted.
Half these dudes have been fired already. But that wasn't
even the biggest streak that got snapped in the SEC.
Mississippi State, who had just just choked all over themselves
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losing the Texas in overtime, They come back, they rallied.
They knocked off Arkansas for the weekend, snapping their sixteen
game losing streak in the SEC. But John, I'm not
done talking about crazy streets. It wasn't exclusive to the
Southeastern Conference, where it just means more. Then happened in
the ACC too. Duke went down to Death Valley, my
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beloved Tigers, who all of a sudden dabbling the boys.
They can't beat anybody anymore. It doesn't seem like they
lose to Duke. Duke knocks off the Tigers controversial ending,
but the Blue Devils won in Death Valley for the
first time since nineteen eighty Jumboy, that's before you and
I you were doing Radio eight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I got it is when I got married.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Man.
Speaker 15 (22:44):
So the Blue Devils knocked off Dabbo. The Tigers, by
the way, scored forty five points that game. It's the
first time ever in Clemson football history that they scored
forty five points and lost the game. It's been that
kind of year for Dabo and the Tigers. But that
wasn't even close to the biggest upset. SMU knocked off
Miami and SMU, by the way, their first home win
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against an AP Top ten team since nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 14 (23:13):
Oh I graduated in high school.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's like this is your lives.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
I love it.
Speaker 15 (23:18):
Wow, that was like your eighth year as a senior in.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
High Georgia got out of it. That's crazy fact.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
Go figure.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And I'm not done.
Speaker 15 (23:27):
I'm not NTC State, the wolf Pack, Dave Dorn, We're
back nation. They've not been real happy with David, even
though he's a good dude. They knocked off Georgia Tech.
The Jackets were.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Eight and oh.
Speaker 15 (23:39):
It was the first time they got off to that
start since nineteen sixty six, which was your freshman year
in high school. N C State knocked off Georgia Techet's
the highest ranked opponent the wolf Pack in Turn of
the w since two thy and twelve, which means, John boy,
that Virginia. This how screwed up the league is in
college football. Virgin Virginia is in first place in the ACC.
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They're the only undefeated team.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Even though they lost to NC State in.
Speaker 15 (24:09):
The league, but it didn't count as a conference game.
That's how screwed up the world is right now. And
by the way, I'm not done. Snapping streak. Florida State
had lost ten straight ACC games. They knocked off Wake
Force through the week before it knocked off SMU snapping
the Mustang streak of conference win. I mean, it has
just been completely upside down in college football. I tell
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you this every single week. That's why we give you
the Southern Pride Football Report. You never know how any
of this stuff's going to have worked out, but I
do know this for a fact.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Two things.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Number One, Tonight we finally get the first college football
playoff poll. It's the only poll that matters. I keep
telling you, don't worry about the ap Tonight we find
out who is who, where they're ranked. I suspect Ohio
State will be number one. It's just the starting point
of the college football play off. And believe it or not,
the college basketball season is now officially underway, so get
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ready for that too. So all that's going on at
one time, John Boyd, and that's why we deliver it
to you every single Tuesday morning right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And nobody does it better. Nobody did it butter and
you're still doing a better pack.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Buddy, and I'm doing it for free.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I love the people you are the bad alright, pack,
I have a great week, buddy. We'll got you, guys.
He's a man Mark packer right there. Appreciate him so much.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jepardy always go. Do we get a winner?
Somebody's gonna get an LS tractor price packed cool swag,
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including a hat, stainless, stilled, insulated tumbler, doing a keychng
one other cool stuff. You go to Hells Tractor USA
dot com, find your local dealer, learn why customers start
blue and stay blue. We gotta sell it for you
right there at the Big Show dot com. Hang on,
play for it ten minutes. The first November sixth It
was nineteen sixty one, Big Bad John performed by Jimmy Dean,
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the Sausage King. Begin It's five weeks stay at number
one on the pop chart. Well, our boys, Pinker and Bowden,
can you improve on that? Well, let's find out.
Speaker 19 (26:31):
Little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
You ought to know Richard, Yeah, I learned it all
from us Landyo. Well, every morning at the mine, you
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could see him arrive. It's DoD six foot six. You
could see him arrive, kind of broad at the shoulder,
narrow at the hippn everybody knew he was narrow at
the helpn bad John. Nobody seemed to know where John
called home. He just drifted into town, never called home.
(27:17):
He didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
If he spoke at all, he didn't say much. He's
kind of quiet and shy.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Who.
Speaker 19 (27:39):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got
in a fighting down in New Orleans and a crashing
blow from his huge right hand killed a Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
Then came one day at thettom of the mine when
a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine. The
miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew that
their hearts was beaten fast. That John, Bad John, bad Job,
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bad big John.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Or less we raise it up, that's exciting it.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 19 (28:41):
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty shove,
and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 19 (28:48):
Twenty man scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John
with Jackson timbers they started by then came that rumble
as they started back down, and the smoking.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Gas belts out of that mine.
Speaker 19 (29:07):
Everybody knew it was smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 19 (29:23):
All right, sensitive boys, Well they never reopened that worthless pit.
They just placed a marble stand on that worthless pit.
These few words are written on that stand. At the
bottom of this mine was written on that stand.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Bad bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, no, they could not improve on that, but it
was fun the boys. AI, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out if you're in the average,
you'll drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you'll use sixty eight thousand gallons doing this brushing
your teeth. I'm brushing your teeth. Stand and aver the
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water running. Earn the falls at all Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
The first recorded human transplant of this body part was
in seven point fifty BC in India. The donated body
part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
What is her attitude?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You might be right?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
This gonna be to helping her?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Please?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What y'all got one eight hundred big show? You told
free line? We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next Good
(31:23):
Thursday morning, there's a Big show on the radio. Then
I featured track from the Big Show, Big Box, Oliver
understanding gun politics. We know most of you do. Turn
modey onto this keyword guns hit the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com are right now, let's.
Speaker 20 (31:43):
Play yes live across America. It's John Boy, Jebedy woy
and now the Internet's newest influencer. He asked me this morning, Hey,
how many times do you have to click I accept
cookies before they send you cookies?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Okay, jeez, John Boy still waiting head of Jay had
of Sylvester Georgia. Good morning, Jay, Hello buddy, welcome. All right,
Jay Bird, you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning. So let's think about this, okay. The
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first recorded human transplant of this body part way back
in seven point fifty BC in India. The donated body
part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
What you think? Nos? Nos?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, Jay jumping there with the snarls. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I like a thing back then?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well it's kind of a thing now.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Know all right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hey Jay, good word buddy, biggo L's tractor prize back.
Head down to Sylvester for you. Thank you, John Boy,
you got it, buddy, bottom of the hour. On top
of your news, open up the Obama Files. We got
a date in the history and we're gonna celebrate.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
And you dance up.
Speaker 14 (33:14):
Uh, good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's a big show on the radio. I don't know
why I was channeling Ernest Steve Bass. Everyone who's trying
to join the army. I'm gonna give me one of them.
Speaker 18 (33:57):
Uniform look at it and all these brass buttons all
over and you can't stop me.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (34:04):
Jon's great.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
She hours, Yeah, she loves it when you do the
white things. All right, Well, let's get back and talk
about Obama Files. It was on this date, November six,
two thousand and eight, world leaders sent congratulations to Barack
Obama and his presidential when, including the Iranian president Oma
(34:31):
Mood Albaha and Johd whatever his name is. The first
ever official message of goodwill that's been presented to an
American leader by Iran. That was a big deal. We
found out why later when he sent over a drug
with six billion dollars in cash to the Iran You
so that's why we're celebrating that he ain't in the
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White House. Now let's do this song. Any boys, Well.
Speaker 21 (35:02):
The Liberals went into the voting booth and they gave
us a guy who couldn't tell the truth.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I sniffed there and I said, who he?
Speaker 21 (35:11):
It smells like Baraca Obama. To me, it was a
two term, two face lie in Barack Obama. Two turn
two face lie in Barack Obama. Seemed like a phony
to me. Yeah, he stuck us with Obama care of
total scam. If you like your plan, well that's too bad, man.
(35:32):
When the tea party called him out on the mess,
it was a two turn two face lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Too turn two face.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 21 (35:45):
Two turn two face lie in Barack Obama. Budd he
didn't fool me. I said, hey, are Obama, buddy?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
What's your deal?
Speaker 21 (35:53):
You stretch the truth so far that you make it squeal,
You light a bupp the NSA, and then guys, e you.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Save all wait for Hillary.
Speaker 21 (36:02):
Well, bless my soul, but whole lie in Barack Obama,
no class jackass lie in Barack Obama. That would be
Barack Obama an awful presidency.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
We're in the press on his side.
Speaker 21 (36:16):
He got away with it all. He was telling his
lies and just having a ball. I said, you really
put the country's blood in.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
A swing your arma park.
Speaker 21 (36:25):
You're a kill well talking junk street punk lie in
Barack Obama, jug ear flat reard lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You do Barack Obama full of ballooney.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
He lies about Texas and about the dead Man. He
lies about jobs without breaking a sweat. The moral of
the story is easy. You bed win the stupid and
the dead vote. That's what you get.
Speaker 21 (36:53):
Way to go, Pinocchio, tell us another one. Watch out,
your pants are on fire. So what are you gonna
say for yourself?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Son?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's Mercy's Firm. Good morning, that's a big show on
(37:36):
the radio. Let's say when get Doe on this call?
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Is this horse all my life on a fine of right?
Speaker 8 (37:47):
I my milly here hoday.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
Hey, we say you they're gonna hang nose picking knuckle dragon,
butt stretching goblin and.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Here looking goat goblin.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I ain't real sure what that leaves myself.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
Well, how's it going over?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
In Temptation trailer? Huh Hey, what's up with Delburn his
new girlfriend?
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Well, there seems to be a couple of things keeping
them from having the perfect relationship.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
Number one is Delbert's part of it, and number two
she's got a chat. Uh oh, yeah, you know Deborn,
he don't like a cat. Can I tell you Old
Ginger worse far? Jay Reynolds. Yeah, she come by Taylor
other day. Want him a little pet carrier? Deal, says honey,
I got to run up to Winston Salem for a
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couple of days for this seminar. Can you take care
of mister Snuggles?
Speaker 14 (38:39):
FORMI walk down?
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Well, Denvil would rather take a butt whooping and spend
two days with a cat. He starts thinking about all
that hot, monkey loving Ginger has been laying on him,
all him free Winston Light coupon she's got in your
pocket book? He says, Okay, Honey, I'd be glad to
And how did go?
Speaker 16 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 10 (38:59):
Tell you son? As he opened up that box, old
mister Snuggles jumped out and latched right onto his lower lip. Yeah,
that's what he said. Turns out he didn't like Delbert
no better than Debord liked him. I mean that Durnk
cat warren him slap out at about three hours Paul
Devil was a bit up and scratched from one end
to the other. He finally grabbed him up by the
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back of the neck and told him in that little
cat box says enough is enough. I be right back.
Speaker 16 (39:26):
Well.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
About ten minutes later he comes back in the door,
all smiling and says, the mister Snuggles problem is fixed.
I said, Debk, you didn't take a cat down the
creek and drown him, did you. He said, no, of
course not. I just drove down the highway couple offs.
Thought him out by the side of the road. Somebody
find him to take care of the may I always do,
and then when Ginger gets back, I'll just tell her
he run off. It's about ten minutes later we sitting
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there watching TV. We hear this scratching sound at the door.
Debora walks over and opens it up. There's old mister Snuggles.
He goes to hissing, run straight up Dever's pant leg again.
We'll Devil pile him off. I reckon, I didn't take
him fair enough down the road. Be back directly. This time.
He's gone for about twenty minutes he comes back. Wasn't
five minutes later we heard that scratching again. Deborah says,
(40:11):
you don't reckon. I said, well, animals has got him
a keen sense of direction. We open up the door.
There he see it. Debor said, all right, hair a ball,
it's time I'm taking you on a ride. So fear
you ain't never gonna find you way back. He grabs
up that cat and they take off. So this time
he stays gone a real long time, and by ane
and a half goes by, and he still ain't come back.
(40:33):
Finally I hear something scratching at the door again. Sure
enough opened up as old mister Snuggles sitting there on
the porch just in the phone rings. It's Deborah, he says,
is the cat back ere? I say, yeah. He said,
Well put that little sob on the phone. I need
some direction. Yeah, like I was saying in Texas, all
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hat and no cattle. Hey, let's st there to run
here and men duntord. Yeah, well, well you tell him,
I said, I know what you mean. Y'all came stay
up right here.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio.
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Hello, this is Robert Goulay, and you're listening to the
pride of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here
on the Big Show.
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Some enchanted morning.
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You may hear, the Big Show.
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Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
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I'm working with mister Bill Cops over his outfit, and
I like listen to John Boyd and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha haa not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out why John boy has a hard time
getting started the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't gotten the gaze.
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Locking do to loving at them? Get up jagging?
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Did I do that when I goot you?
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Dagger's walking behind me under threats out that once.
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I like to touch her when I get a chance,
but I can't let you take Paul my last name.
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We knock over stuff at every single table, breakfast.
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Lunch, at dinner. And this was not your fault.
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Well, I've seen a Curry hit more three pointers than
anybody in NBA history. It wasn't me. Sometimes it skips
a generation. It was she knocked off, don't you remember?
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Down the drink?
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Sek down Curry at the free throw line.
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Now see, sometimes you get off.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It was good.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I went and.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Cleaning up some eyes in a little a little early
morning drink there, all right, Yeah, let's see here, so alright,
see what national days we got? What the girls who
cleaning some stuff up? National cash back Day. That's very
popular among credit cards these day, isn't it? Okay? National
Men make Dinner Day. Let's try that National Nacho's Day,
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all right, the nacho. It was the National Saxophone Day,
all right, and we're celebrating the paper tiewall in here
at the moment. Three days in er saved up. We'll
get our first prize back out, so we will be
ready to get the winning beginning.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We're awake.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Big shows on a radio, Gooch, good morning. Got the
big show on the radio is get our first prize
back out of this Thursday morning, this hunting season, boys,
and we got your big old Happy Herd prize pack.
Now if you want you some happy Herd, you win
it here in minutes, or you go to the Big
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off top checkout. All right, den well, let's get you
ready to win it. Three days in history where we
got our three out of gorge November six, It's nineteen
ninety three. The world's largest peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
forty feet long, containing one hundred and fifty pounds of
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creamy peanut butter and fifty pounds of grape jelly, is
made in Peanut Pennsylvania, population one hundred and fifty. They
all had the body that semich. I would hope it
all right. Two thousand and one, police in Germany pulled
a wheelchair driver off when he noticed his erratic driving.
I was gonna try to pronounce it town. What the heck?
(03:29):
What are they gonna do? Fire me? Mohen ching lot Bach,
moehen ching Lodbach, German? Ny okay, I didn't do in
the German anyway. So erratic driving got a wheelchair. Police
said the man was drunk. He was too drunk to walk,
so he had borrowed his dad's electric wheelchair to go
(03:50):
for more alcohol. He was also too drunk to drive,
so police confiscated the wheelchair.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It's a vehicle.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Finally, on this day, no five you gas. I think
prices fell an average of twenty three cents per gallon
to pre Hurricane Katrina levels. The average price for gallon
the regular gas was two forty three, about twenty cents
lower than it had been a few days before the
August twenty ninth storm keeping track of gas prizes.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
For some reason that worked.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Think about a gas station. Then that'll do for our
categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told free Line,
we play out Birds. Next, Good Morning, it's.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
A big showing the radio rolling through your Thursday and
our featured track from the Big Show bit Box olives
understanding gun politics.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
He were guns. I got a big box at the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Window Outburst.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
When you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 11 (05:33):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Let's say hide up Bruh from Madison.
Speaker 12 (05:44):
I love Mama, We love shots.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Good morning, Bruce, Good morning boy, hey man, welcome in here. Alright,
I appreciate it, Bruce. Well, let's get you through these
three categories and get you that prize. Pat on the
way down Alabama.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You ready, yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
In five seconds, give us three things Sandwich ingredients. Three
sandwich ingredients. Ready go, peanut butter, jelly, mayo. I eat
peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, because you were hungry.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Dukes may owns and good old Jeff creamy peanut butter.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Try.
Speaker 13 (06:40):
Oh, I.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Think I might jelly is a little better.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
But all right, well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Bruce. Back to you there, buddy. Now we need three
things that have wheels, Ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
A car, motorcycle, wheel chap.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
All right, all right, let's pick it up a little bit, Bruce.
That was too close for comfort. Here we go for
the wind. Three things you see at a gas station,
ready to go.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
Gas bomps, restrooms, casting about that.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I'm on a b.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Under pressure winning I haven't heard prize fight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Bruce.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Glad you won, Buddy, appreciate you playing with us. Hang
on from joboard, my boy. All right, here we go
bottom of the hour and top of your news. I'm
capsuled right on the other side of this report by
Thursday morning.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Laugh heard it.
Speaker 16 (08:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
A fad, yeah, fad, that's a hula hoop.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, she finds like a severed you know, we were
in a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost him.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Remember to a.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Joke about the pickle slicer.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 17 (09:20):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time,
was it? Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons motioned for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
All right?
Speaker 14 (09:45):
It's very tough for man the boys at the lab.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Hanger, Prince, you mean, let's get the chalk outline. Guy,
this shouldn't be good.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Somebody higer out.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Somebody called Tracy.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Ah, we know, he said, we don't have any fairies
about it. Right now. The woman found the suspected organ while.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Clean suspected organ.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yes, she was working noticed something. She knows, a court
size jar kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yah committed the symbol.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
The court size jar.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
But this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I look at that.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
They took the suspected organ to agree with Memorial Hospitality
was examined by a pathologist, who said, that's what appears
to me.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
You know, you know what the thing is on the
North Carolina statutes. You know they advertising the paper for
a month, and if there's nobody that comes to claim it,
she gets to keep it.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Yes, this was a good part of that. Why does
everything remind me of any the shows?
Speaker 10 (11:14):
We all do?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
Ah, but you got a lot of guys coming to claim.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It, though pathologist was not able to estimate to win
or how long it had been in the jar. A
piece of paper which was secured on the object with
a rubber band.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
A suicide note he left the guys.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
See that shows you that it does think this guy,
this guy women sucks. I'm out here and it killed itself.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
The peanut butter coaching machine with a suicide note wrapped
around it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
They can't take it.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
So this guy's choice.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
The woman is killing me.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
I'm living, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What did the notes say? Well, it had some type
of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Well, like I said, be a little hard to write.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 16 (12:18):
Right.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
You could type about fifteen words a minute. I will
train one. But it's the handwriting stole.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Well, I can't grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit.
Everybody's imagining it trying to write. Now there's something there,
Go home. Mine can write real well. Yeah, and the
snow doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I can take the snow doesn't get.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
We've linked them up. These are lego jokes.
Speaker 18 (13:03):
We just keep putting one on top of you.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Then the organ is in storage storage, it's what's.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
The police station refrigerator? Every time? Guy who run f
can you get it's down at the mark.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They have this little tiny drawing.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
You know, I'm told them when they built this Marga,
this will come in someday, be handy.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
I'm told them to what happened sooner or later?
Speaker 16 (13:44):
Yeah, John Boya and Billy stopid you're talking crazy?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Good morning radio?
Speaker 13 (13:54):
Dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a big shaw on the radio. Hi, boys, come on,
where's you mind?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Grind that rab that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's all right there, that's good morning now, John boy morning, Randy, Hey.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Hey, Jackiet and had all other people I see whenever
I visit here, the broadcast made ahead and tailorhead and
row Nut.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Y'all.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Sure you got some colorful nicknames. It's like if the
Justice League had like a double a farm club. Reverend
Earnestly says here hell like to invite whoever will to
join us Sunday morning at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church.
I want to thank Assistant Pastor Calvin brought us for
filling in for me lad this week while I was
on the road, I've done at the Burning Bush Baptist
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Temple in Lumberton, North Carolina, and down there to preach
to summer midweek revival.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
See Reeves last.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Week gave me the full VIP treatment, put me up
at the Red Roof in incidentals included. You know, it's
all I could do not to get all puffed up.
Whether I go out on the road, always send my
wife a pitch a postcard back to put in a
little scrap book that she keeps them out traveling. Now,
Luvington it's a wonderful place, but it ain't known for
its great selection of souvenir postcards. Just you can imagine,
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probably didn't find one with a pitcher old SpongeBob on.
I didn't see no mailbox in the area, so I
went over to cashier at the dairy queen. I said,
excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where the post
office is at? So she gave me some directions, and
since the ice was broken, I shifted seamlessly into soul
winning mode. I said, darling, I left you a nice
little tip down on the table, But right now I'd
(15:53):
like to offer you something even more precious, that, of course,
is the key to eternal life.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
If you come on by the Burning.
Speaker 11 (15:59):
Bush Baptist Temple tonight about seven o'clock, I tell you
all about God's master plan to save your soul through
the sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ. He wants you
to spend a tourney in heaven with him. I'd love
to give you the full story. Can I carry on
you to be there? She said no, I probably won't
make it. I said, well you won or why not?
(16:19):
Don't you mean tell you how to get to heaven?
She said, heaven? You don't even know how to get
to the post office. Listen, gentlemen, speaking of lungs from
the road to enlightenment.
Speaker 14 (16:30):
Here he is, Thank you very much, hid.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Why kay?
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Why there?
Speaker 8 (16:37):
You may pleasing?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
Though?
Speaker 18 (16:38):
I went camp in a couple of weeks ago up
in the mountains. Oh heart, never couldn't go. But the
buddy bold Head, you know bold Head, the ahm oh yeah,
wild West, setting round by the cap fire there it
was a dice, he the dusk was coming old.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I said, bold Head, I can't believe you don't believe
in God.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Why don't you believe in God?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
He said, Well, I ain't never heard him.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
I ain't never. I don't believe it. Nothing night her
to see, I.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
Said, boat had look at this beautiful sight, look at
the mountains, the trees, a beautiful sunset, the rivers.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Who made all that?
Speaker 18 (17:11):
He said, well, Mother nature made that and I said, well,
you ain't never seen to herd mother nature. He said,
it just don t feed. Last week she's meeting on
the hood of a car with a baseball bat. I'll
hand you such a boat head. I don't even talk
about no more. But sometime you go need God. I
just don't know who you think you're gonna call old
den Oh, he said, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I made her.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I said, I I want to.
Speaker 18 (17:33):
Joe went on bed next morning, I still a little hot.
I went up down down fishing boat's head and said
he gonna take a little high. Well, he hoked up
the mountain, showing that he slipped off a cliff. He
was grabbing those going down and grabbed on this little
bitty twig that was hanging off the side of the cliff.
He's down there, just daggling over. Oh yeah, so he's
(17:54):
hagging there and his thinking. He looked up into heavens
that he said, is there anybody up there? Because I
sure cult use some help.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
Now.
Speaker 18 (18:03):
All of a sudden, his voice come down, a booming
voice said, bold head, if you have faith, let go
of the twig, bold head, hug O there a mint
it look back up into heaven, said, is there anybody
else upon here?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 12 (18:30):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, mog it's time
to button your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to
these two o clowns. John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Shaw it's big saying, ain't bigger than big
It's enormous. He's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio where
we get up with Eye Man, the preferyor of Southern
Fried football, every Tuesday morning. Un let's have to slide
it back onong because travel you know, he has retired.
I'd be Mark Packer. He joined us in this usual
time Tuesday morning. I wanted to get him go back
again early Thursday mornings because so much happened last weekend
(19:38):
of college football as we had the end of this weekend. Okay,
that's pack How you doing.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I'm good, John boy Man? How can I be bad?
I mean, I got nothing to do other than talking
to you every Tuesday morning. Out of that, my wife's
ready to run me out of the house. But you know,
Johnny was a week ago that we were talking about
all the shenanigans going on in college football as well.
Always give you the Southern Pride Football Report. And I
was talking to you a bunch about LSU and the
nightmares they had going on down there. And I think
(20:06):
I left last week telling you about Scott Woodard, their
after athletic director, who had basically, you know, hired all
these guys and giving them a huge buyouts. And well
it turns out they fired him too after you and I.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Spoke last week.
Speaker 15 (20:20):
The folks down there in Baton Rouge, they have just
had enough of everybody, and so the governor and his
committees and all that stuff, they just told him, hey,
we owe you six million, catch you letter, clean out
your desk. You and Brian Kelly hit the road jack
when they don't come back. So I mean, it's nuts.
So go ahead and spin the wheel again. I keep
telling you each and every week I get back and
there's no tell what we're going to talk about. Guess what.
(20:42):
Auburn decided to fire their coach this weekend, this past weekend.
How about that? So that's now had the award amn eagle, right,
that's the poor SEC coaches now had been fired before.
We basically just get right after pass to Halloween. But
for Auburn, now this is their third head coach that
they have fired this decade. Gus Mondan started it then
(21:05):
with Brian Harson and al Hugh Freeze. He doesn't even
make it three years. So now Auburn is added to
the thousands upon thousands upon thousands of folks. It seems
like looking for new head football coach. But the reason
he got fired John Boy, is because he lost to
Kentucky over the weekend. Nobody loses to Kentucky. Kentucky had
(21:25):
lost ten consecutive games in the SEC until the coach
Stoops one day on there on the loveliest village of
the planes and took care of Auburn. Of course Stoops
is on the hot seat of Kentucky. Tarde believe he's outlasted.
Half these dudes have been fired already. But that wasn't
even the biggest streak that got snapped in the SEC.
Mississippi State, who had just just choked all over themselves
(21:49):
losing the Texas in overtime, They come back, they rallied.
They knocked off Arkansas for the weekend, snapping their sixteen
game losing streak in the SEC. But John, I'm not
done talking about crazy streets. It wasn't exclusive to the
Southeastern Conference, where it just means more. Then happened in
the ACC too. Duke went down to Death Valley, my
(22:12):
beloved Tigers, who all of a sudden dabbling the boys.
They can't beat anybody anymore. It doesn't seem like they
lose to Duke. Duke knocks off the Tigers controversial ending,
but the Blue Devils won in Death Valley for the
first time since nineteen eighty Jumboy, that's before you and
I you were doing Radio eight.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I got it is when I got married.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Man.
Speaker 15 (22:44):
So the Blue Devils knocked off Dabbo. The Tigers, by
the way, scored forty five points that game. It's the
first time ever in Clemson football history that they scored
forty five points and lost the game. It's been that
kind of year for Dabo and the Tigers. But that
wasn't even close to the biggest upset. SMU knocked off
Miami and SMU, by the way, their first home win
(23:07):
against an AP Top ten team since nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 14 (23:13):
Oh I graduated in high school.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's like this is your lives.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
I love it.
Speaker 15 (23:18):
Wow, that was like your eighth year as a senior in.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
High Georgia got out of it. That's crazy fact.
Speaker 10 (23:26):
Go figure.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And I'm not done.
Speaker 15 (23:27):
I'm not NTC State, the wolf Pack, Dave Dorn, We're
back nation. They've not been real happy with David, even
though he's a good dude. They knocked off Georgia Tech.
The Jackets were.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Eight and oh.
Speaker 15 (23:39):
It was the first time they got off to that
start since nineteen sixty six, which was your freshman year
in high school. N C State knocked off Georgia Techet's
the highest ranked opponent the wolf Pack in Turn of
the w since two thy and twelve, which means, John boy,
that Virginia. This how screwed up the league is in
college football. Virgin Virginia is in first place in the ACC.
(24:04):
They're the only undefeated team.
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Even though they lost to NC State in.
Speaker 15 (24:09):
The league, but it didn't count as a conference game.
That's how screwed up the world is right now. And
by the way, I'm not done. Snapping streak. Florida State
had lost ten straight ACC games. They knocked off Wake
Force through the week before it knocked off SMU snapping
the Mustang streak of conference win. I mean, it has
just been completely upside down in college football. I tell
(24:33):
you this every single week. That's why we give you
the Southern Pride Football Report. You never know how any
of this stuff's going to have worked out, but I
do know this for a fact.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Two things.
Speaker 15 (24:42):
Number One, Tonight we finally get the first college football
playoff poll. It's the only poll that matters. I keep
telling you, don't worry about the ap Tonight we find
out who is who, where they're ranked. I suspect Ohio
State will be number one. It's just the starting point
of the college football play off. And believe it or not,
the college basketball season is now officially underway, so get
(25:06):
ready for that too. So all that's going on at
one time, John Boyd, and that's why we deliver it
to you every single Tuesday morning right here on the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And nobody does it better. Nobody did it butter and
you're still doing a better pack.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Buddy, and I'm doing it for free.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I love the people you are the bad alright, pack,
I have a great week, buddy. We'll got you, guys.
He's a man Mark packer right there. Appreciate him so much.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John boyd Jepardy always go. Do we get a winner?
Somebody's gonna get an LS tractor price packed cool swag,
(25:44):
including a hat, stainless, stilled, insulated tumbler, doing a keychng
one other cool stuff. You go to Hells Tractor USA
dot com, find your local dealer, learn why customers start
blue and stay blue. We gotta sell it for you
right there at the Big Show dot com. Hang on,
play for it ten minutes. The first November sixth It
was nineteen sixty one, Big Bad John performed by Jimmy Dean,
(26:09):
the Sausage King. Begin It's five weeks stay at number
one on the pop chart. Well, our boys, Pinker and Bowden,
can you improve on that? Well, let's find out.
Speaker 19 (26:31):
Little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
You ought to know Richard, Yeah, I learned it all
from us Landyo. Well, every morning at the mine, you
(26:53):
could see him arrive. It's DoD six foot six. You
could see him arrive, kind of broad at the shoulder,
narrow at the hippn everybody knew he was narrow at
the helpn bad John. Nobody seemed to know where John
called home. He just drifted into town, never called home.
(27:17):
He didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
If he spoke at all, he didn't say much. He's
kind of quiet and shy.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John.
Speaker 10 (27:35):
Who.
Speaker 19 (27:39):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got
in a fighting down in New Orleans and a crashing
blow from his huge right hand killed a Louisiana.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Fellow with a huge right hand. Bad John.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
Then came one day at thettom of the mine when
a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine. The
miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew that
their hearts was beaten fast. That John, Bad John, bad Job,
(28:19):
bad big John.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Or less we raise it up, that's exciting it.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 19 (28:41):
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty shove,
and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 19 (28:48):
Twenty man scrambled from a would be grave. Now there's
only one, and that would be grave, and that's John
with Jackson timbers they started by then came that rumble
as they started back down, and the smoking.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Gas belts out of that mine.
Speaker 19 (29:07):
Everybody knew it was smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Bad job, bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 19 (29:23):
All right, sensitive boys, Well they never reopened that worthless pit.
They just placed a marble stand on that worthless pit.
These few words are written on that stand. At the
bottom of this mine was written on that stand.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Bad bad job, bad big job.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well, no, they could not improve on that, but it
was fun the boys. AI, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out if you're in the average,
you'll drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you'll use sixty eight thousand gallons doing this brushing
your teeth. I'm brushing your teeth. Stand and aver the
(30:24):
water running. Earn the falls at all Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
The first recorded human transplant of this body part was
in seven point fifty BC in India. The donated body
part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
What is her attitude?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You might be right?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
This gonna be to helping her?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Please?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What y'all got one eight hundred big show? You told
free line? We played John Boyd Jeopardy in next Good
(31:23):
Thursday morning, there's a Big show on the radio. Then
I featured track from the Big Show, Big Box, Oliver
understanding gun politics. We know most of you do. Turn
modey onto this keyword guns hit the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com are right now, let's.
Speaker 20 (31:43):
Play yes live across America. It's John Boy, Jebedy woy
and now the Internet's newest influencer. He asked me this morning, Hey,
how many times do you have to click I accept
cookies before they send you cookies?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Okay, jeez, John Boy still waiting head of Jay had
of Sylvester Georgia. Good morning, Jay, Hello buddy, welcome. All right,
Jay Bird, you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning. So let's think about this, okay. The
(32:21):
first recorded human transplant of this body part way back
in seven point fifty BC in India. The donated body
part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
What you think? Nos? Nos?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, Jay jumping there with the snarls. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I like a thing back then?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well it's kind of a thing now.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Know all right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Hey Jay, good word buddy, biggo L's tractor prize back.
Head down to Sylvester for you. Thank you, John Boy,
you got it, buddy, bottom of the hour. On top
of your news, open up the Obama Files. We got
a date in the history and we're gonna celebrate.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
And you dance up.
Speaker 14 (33:14):
Uh, good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's a big show on the radio. I don't know
why I was channeling Ernest Steve Bass. Everyone who's trying
to join the army. I'm gonna give me one of them.
Speaker 18 (33:57):
Uniform look at it and all these brass buttons all
over and you can't stop me.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (34:04):
Jon's great.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
She hours, Yeah, she loves it when you do the
white things. All right, Well, let's get back and talk
about Obama Files. It was on this date, November six,
two thousand and eight, world leaders sent congratulations to Barack
Obama and his presidential when, including the Iranian president Oma
(34:31):
Mood Albaha and Johd whatever his name is. The first
ever official message of goodwill that's been presented to an
American leader by Iran. That was a big deal. We
found out why later when he sent over a drug
with six billion dollars in cash to the Iran You
so that's why we're celebrating that he ain't in the
(34:53):
White House. Now let's do this song. Any boys, Well.
Speaker 21 (35:02):
The Liberals went into the voting booth and they gave
us a guy who couldn't tell the truth.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I sniffed there and I said, who he?
Speaker 21 (35:11):
It smells like Baraca Obama. To me, it was a
two term, two face lie in Barack Obama. Two turn
two face lie in Barack Obama. Seemed like a phony
to me. Yeah, he stuck us with Obama care of
total scam. If you like your plan, well that's too bad, man.
(35:32):
When the tea party called him out on the mess,
it was a two turn two face lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Too turn two face.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 21 (35:45):
Two turn two face lie in Barack Obama. Budd he
didn't fool me. I said, hey, are Obama, buddy?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
What's your deal?
Speaker 21 (35:53):
You stretch the truth so far that you make it squeal,
You light a bupp the NSA, and then guys, e you.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
Save all wait for Hillary.
Speaker 21 (36:02):
Well, bless my soul, but whole lie in Barack Obama,
no class jackass lie in Barack Obama. That would be
Barack Obama an awful presidency.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
We're in the press on his side.
Speaker 21 (36:16):
He got away with it all. He was telling his
lies and just having a ball. I said, you really
put the country's blood in.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
A swing your arma park.
Speaker 21 (36:25):
You're a kill well talking junk street punk lie in
Barack Obama, jug ear flat reard lie in Barack Obama.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You do Barack Obama full of ballooney.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
He lies about Texas and about the dead Man. He
lies about jobs without breaking a sweat. The moral of
the story is easy. You bed win the stupid and
the dead vote. That's what you get.
Speaker 21 (36:53):
Way to go, Pinocchio, tell us another one. Watch out,
your pants are on fire. So what are you gonna
say for yourself?
Speaker 19 (37:03):
Son?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's Mercy's Firm. Good morning, that's a big show on
(37:36):
the radio. Let's say when get Doe on this call?
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Is this horse all my life on a fine of right?
Speaker 8 (37:47):
I my milly here hoday.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
Hey, we say you they're gonna hang nose picking knuckle dragon,
butt stretching goblin and.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Here looking goat goblin.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I ain't real sure what that leaves myself.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Well, whatever it is, I don't like it.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
Well, how's it going over?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
In Temptation trailer? Huh Hey, what's up with Delburn his
new girlfriend?
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Well, there seems to be a couple of things keeping
them from having the perfect relationship.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
Number one is Delbert's part of it, and number two
she's got a chat. Uh oh, yeah, you know Deborn,
he don't like a cat. Can I tell you Old
Ginger worse far? Jay Reynolds. Yeah, she come by Taylor
other day. Want him a little pet carrier? Deal, says honey,
I got to run up to Winston Salem for a
(38:35):
couple of days for this seminar. Can you take care
of mister Snuggles?
Speaker 14 (38:39):
FORMI walk down?
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Well, Denvil would rather take a butt whooping and spend
two days with a cat. He starts thinking about all
that hot, monkey loving Ginger has been laying on him,
all him free Winston Light coupon she's got in your
pocket book? He says, Okay, Honey, I'd be glad to
And how did go?
Speaker 16 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 10 (38:59):
Tell you son? As he opened up that box, old
mister Snuggles jumped out and latched right onto his lower lip. Yeah,
that's what he said. Turns out he didn't like Delbert
no better than Debord liked him. I mean that Durnk
cat warren him slap out at about three hours Paul
Devil was a bit up and scratched from one end
to the other. He finally grabbed him up by the
(39:21):
back of the neck and told him in that little
cat box says enough is enough. I be right back.
Speaker 16 (39:26):
Well.
Speaker 10 (39:26):
About ten minutes later he comes back in the door,
all smiling and says, the mister Snuggles problem is fixed.
I said, Debk, you didn't take a cat down the
creek and drown him, did you. He said, no, of
course not. I just drove down the highway couple offs.
Thought him out by the side of the road. Somebody
find him to take care of the may I always do,
and then when Ginger gets back, I'll just tell her
he run off. It's about ten minutes later we sitting
(39:49):
there watching TV. We hear this scratching sound at the door.
Debora walks over and opens it up. There's old mister Snuggles.
He goes to hissing, run straight up Dever's pant leg again.
We'll Devil pile him off. I reckon, I didn't take
him fair enough down the road. Be back directly. This time.
He's gone for about twenty minutes he comes back. Wasn't
five minutes later we heard that scratching again. Deborah says,
(40:11):
you don't reckon. I said, well, animals has got him
a keen sense of direction. We open up the door.
There he see it. Debor said, all right, hair a ball,
it's time I'm taking you on a ride. So fear
you ain't never gonna find you way back. He grabs
up that cat and they take off. So this time
he stays gone a real long time, and by ane
and a half goes by, and he still ain't come back.
(40:33):
Finally I hear something scratching at the door again. Sure
enough opened up as old mister Snuggles sitting there on
the porch just in the phone rings. It's Deborah, he says,
is the cat back ere? I say, yeah. He said,
Well put that little sob on the phone. I need
some direction. Yeah, like I was saying in Texas, all
(40:56):
hat and no cattle. Hey, let's st there to run
here and men duntord. Yeah, well, well you tell him,
I said, I know what you mean. Y'all came stay
up right here.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
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