November 10, 2025 • 52 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the whole crew is on vacation this week - so we’ve got a treat for you! - This is an encore show from January 2005 featuring two of our Comedian buddies, Steve Mingolla and the late, great, James Gregory - Enjoy the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
No damn, have a beer and a ham Sands tubby.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning, Yeah, richill supporting each other on our diets.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And dealing with it through our humor.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Jackie keeps coming to me for permission to cheat, sir, No,
be strong.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
You're never gonna get your own jingle like Marty Jacky wacky.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
He's one big no, no, no, no, thirteen pounds anymore.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
It's really good.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And don't try to think of anything that rhymes with
Scooby doobies. Oh man, say, Tinter's on the diet and
she has had pretty well, don't hear her snapping?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Can I have a beer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let me have a beer?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I had a cookie, one cookie. I feel like I've
sponsored somebody for aa alright, listen.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Here you go. Everybody have a bac powder. All right?
I think we all could use one.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right now, because y'all are giving me a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
But this Friday, January to twenty first, all right, time
for the man, you know, the other.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Man, and now let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Well, well, well, here we go again. Another year gone
and another year spread out before us. Three hundred and
sixty five days of the same old crap, Happy New Year?
(02:07):
Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Again.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you again, and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Who hates you.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
And guess what Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You get to do it all over again.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
What to do? What to do? Cheer up?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other people.
Here are a few ideas you might try that'll help
(03:52):
you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
(04:15):
to do something, Say do you want fries?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
With that?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put DCAF in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for
(04:46):
sexual favors.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I've done that, nobody believed it, Randy, and.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Finish all your sentences in accordance with the prophecy as
often as possible. Skip instead of walk. Ask people what
sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify over
(05:28):
and over again that your drive through order is to
go sing along at the opera, go to a poetry recital,
and booze five days in advance. Tell your friends you
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can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the atma, scream I
won I won over dinner. Tell your children. Due to
the economy, We're going to have to let one of
you go run screaming from the pet store. The lobsters
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are loose, find a busy spot at the mall and
verbally rate passing women from one to ten. Insist on
doing your wedding vows in pig Latin. Tell your grandparents
that they're out of your will. I hope this inspires
(06:45):
you be creative, have fun, and don't let the sobs
get you down. But most importantly, live every day as
if it were your last, because someday you'll be for
(07:06):
sexual favor.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, hanging
out here having a big time with back James and
Steve coming back in here this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Man, did you hear this story that broke during the week?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Mister plastic fantastic Walter Kavanaugh holds a world record for
credit cards. He has one thousand, four hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I think I might have read about him in the
National inquir that had to big a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So really, but is so? This is true? And he's
doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Why he's got a one point seven million dollar line
of credit right the record? Oh, I'll say so It's
like he's doing it on purpose so he could get
the record.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh absolutely, think you woke up one day, man, man,
I not sure cards?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Holy cow, two or three hundred. You gotta catch her.
I better call somebody. This can't be right.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
He got a he had a special coat built so
you can charwuge credit cards, you know who. He opened
the coat and they're all just dangling in there. Really,
it weighs him like fifty to sixty pounds, doesn't it
his credit cards?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, well look at this.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It says he holds the record for the world's longest wallet,
which stretches two hundred and fifty feet, weighs about thirty
eight pounds, and can hold eight hundred cards.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Uh huh, so he reckon, he's got you. There's some
people who just don't have much to do. Here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get me a big wallet
fly for some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That must be a lot of work to keep to
keep them current.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I would have a lot of credit cards too, but
they just send them in the mail.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean, you got to open the letter. That's about it.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
But you every time I get a credit card after
I've had you do them much, you get these nasty
letters where they tell you cut it up, made it back.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Then they start wanting money.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah, how you how can you accumulate?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm supposed to occasionally send them a check.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Well, you know, if I had the check, I wouldn't
need to credit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Me.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Really, that's what it gives me. Sometimes sometimes they'll call
you creditors. You know, if you don't see eight hundred dollars,
we're gonna pick up your car, you know what I mean.
I said, Okay, I'll mail that tomorrow. Well, you got
a lot to them, I mean, really you do. But
I think what being too much behind is just always
better than three months by across three months behind his repossession.
(09:37):
You know. That's how I might have so many kinfolks
who have never taken the wheels off the trailer. You
can move quick, you know, but once you set it up,
put the concrete block around it. You know what I mean,
they can they can nab you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So you got three good months?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Oh at least?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, it's with you man, Yes, say, youre telling everybody
that cheat on their taxis.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Well, I can't be politically correct. I got to deal
in the real world. I will say this in my neighborhood.
You're about showing off, and I don't have to do that,
you know what I mean. I got a neighbor And
this is absolute truth because I've never seen this in
my whole life. You know, you see it, but you
never see it at a trailer like a mobile home.
(10:24):
It's the only mumble home I've seen in my life
with an eggy T security system. I'm thinking, what in
the hell's isn't that trailer? You know, maybe some hook
HOGI collection plates or something, but it must be something valuable,
you know. But it's a single wie. I'm only one
in my community with the double one. Hate your brank
I just say.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's money talking.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, every time James comes in. Of course, Jaggie season
talks about oh man, oh your relatives eating like that,
and it was talking about that, and you know that's
a lot of people's favorites.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
And but you know I've added a line to that
about these fat people.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah, especially the brains fell with them. You know,
here's what I need that dish back. That's that's my
mama's bowl, you know what I mean, Like that will
get the bowl back. You know. And sometimes it can
be it can be like one of these little glad
(11:23):
uh disposable that you know. Yeah, that quark bowl, that's
my bowl, you know, and they'll follow that damn bowl
to run all damn day. You know, I thought, I
told Sarah, that's my bowl. I said, shut the hell up. Hell, look,
get you a damn bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's your bowl. As long as they're still tater salad.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
If they want to do so, you won't think their selfish,
they'll claim it somebody else's boat.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It wouldn't It wouldn't matter to me.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
That's my mama's boat. And I feel like, Hella, you
just ate eight pounds of meat, So why did we
steal your bowl? You know? Now, I saw all those
people on the holidays, you ideas. I know, some people
open gifts on you Your's Eve night. We open gives
on Christmas morning. How about y'all Christmas Christmas morning? Okay?
(12:19):
And this is the truth. You know, how we sitting
there talking people cars start to drive. People drive up,
you know, and they start come in the living room.
They smell the food, the table set. You know, do
y'all want to open presents first or eat first? Okay,
every fat person says, eat first. I don't know what
it is I do, no matter what. Why kind of
(12:42):
president they expected? You know, they have like a new
Catillac with a ribbon on it. Now they eat first,
And me and my brother we all going to open
the presents first, you know what I mean, So we
find out what don't fit, you know. But the fact
was always the first one to the last one's up.
And my next, my next DVD. Here's the title of it.
(13:05):
Oh lord, I ate morning. I planned test. That's gonna
be the title, and the whole the whole tabe is
gonna be like just food and diet related, you know
what I mean, like these dits. I told you about it.
Remember years ago, remember the water dot. It was doctor
Denrel with the whole book about the warter dot. Uh,
(13:27):
you had fourteen glasses of water every twenty four hours.
I lost two pounds the first day. My blighter fell out.
So and then you you have people who say this
to this sen you know, I'm really not overweight. I
just retain a lot of water. And my dad used
to say, my aunt, what the hell you retaining lake Erie?
(13:50):
But you know, God love those people. You don't all
of them live a long time? I know we talking
about this day and age. Robe City is like an
epidemic and all the government's involved in what we eat.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Be to all?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
My fact? Can people live the long long time? None
of them died early. My aunt that still living is
eighty two. You know, why is the sight of a barn.
I'm going to diet tomorrow, always going to dot tomorrow. Yeah,
I'm okay until I smell something. Yeah, really like you know,
(14:23):
once I smell food, you know, I just gotta have it.
We are by food. That that end of my family.
If you were around them and got used to them,
you think they was talking about drugs. You know, Yeah,
it's okay. Once I tried cocaine. Once they got me going,
well see I got careful food that way. Oh I
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used to you would leave how little I used to be.
But once I discovered carrot cake, it's just like they
were addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But they are worst problems to have, Sir James's up, man.
Oh yeah, let's see what we got going on here.
We need to get this final hour coming out the
wordy word game. James is here to play with Taylor again.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
After oh, It was a close defeat yesterday with James
and Taytor.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But I'm sure you got to hang of it now James,
I did. Ah, y'all hang on Rayford's final letter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Next, good morning, A big show is on your radio.
(15:42):
Y'all doing all right this morning?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes, sir, all right, we're doing rabigh. Yes, look I
kept waiting on him.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, I swear you're turning into rapers?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What happen? Rayford? On final time? Let's go to Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Thank you, mister bores and odds and ends that come
into the mail room, some short and some sweet, and
some much too long. And I particularly do not care
to get those things that you send out to dozens
and dozens of other people to get this stuff on
the email. And you've got half of the pages taken
up with all the people you send this thing out to.
Please delete my name from that list, all right?
Speaker 8 (16:28):
He's short.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
One from Mary Bird in Warrenville, South Carolina. This morning,
as I took the kids to school, I heard a
comment by mister Rayford about the railroad issuing checks to
Graniteville residents. Just to let you know about a scam
going on here. People are running to the DMV changing
their address to a Graniteville address that was affected by
the wreck so they could get a check.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
How about that.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yes, this was the story about the railroad, But it
was the railroad putting something on the check that right
there where you endorse it, absolving them from any further
payment to anybody. After they cash that check, folks said, oh, well,
we didn't intend that to be that. Some fellows said, well,
why'd you put it on there anyway? But indeed i'd
heard about this. Folks changing their address to Graniteville and.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
So that they could get part of that.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
People always looking for something for nothing, right, here's one
from Who's this one? Sean Kennedy in Macon, Georgia. She's
get this a student and not a salesperson, but a
specialty associate. That pet's smart, specialty associate. I never heard
it called that anyway. Been listening to the John Boy
and Billy Show for years. Enjoy it while driving to school.
(17:35):
Always look forward to your commentary. I usually agree with
most you say, and try to use your commentaries to
help better myself, such as telling a doctor to wash
his hands in the room when they first walk in
so I can see that they do wash them. I've
done this already. Here's one from Tim Moffatt and Sparta, Tennessee,
(17:56):
who comes by and leaves something for me, But it
was on one of the.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Days we were off for the holiday.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
It's a Bible translated into modern English. Think you'd appreciate
the care that was taken by the translators to use
the proper words when translating, as well as the proper
grammar and punctuation. I hope you find this enjoyable to
read and a welcome edition to your home library. Always
enjoy your commentaries. If you accomplish nothing else, you give
us all things to think on. My wife and I
(18:22):
were privileged to be in the audience and meet you
several years ago when you did the question and answer
session at the Theater in Knoxville, Tennessee. You truly are
a gentleman at heart, even if your job allows you
to be rough around the edges. Keep on keeping on. Well,
you finally get it there. I don't say finally, but
you do get it. A lot of people don't get it.
(18:42):
This is a show. This is the John Boy and
Billy Show, and I am merely a part of it.
On the hour and a half hour on the Big.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Show Good Morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Hang on, y'all vers Hanngle Friday, jack you'll be in
touching you by the way to be able to read
stair you sell for a first hangle Friday. So to
Speaker's the Big Show dot Com. Just putting a pair
to Jackie and she'll work through them for y'all. Okay,
wordy word games, Yeah, I got it. I mean Jackie
got it again. One going on yesterday, so looking forward
(19:14):
to that game.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hey, James, you noticed one of my dates and histories
caught your attention today. I want you to share it
with Johnny.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Well, they several of them really, okay, but the one
I was. In nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs arrested
three men who were standing naked near a smoldering house
in Circy County, Arkansas. One of the men immitted burning
down the home, but referred all other questions to a
(19:41):
nearby chicken, which he claimed carried the spirit of his
late grandmother and had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know why, because she didn't get her bowl back.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
But I didn't. I the other ones I like to
the first one here. In eighteen thirteen, the pineapple was
introduced to Hawaii. See that makes say sound like you know,
it's like, Hello Hawaii. This is a pinp.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hello pineapple and say hey Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
You know did y'all read about the jelly doughnut? Listen
to this? This is because you have My mind works
here food, pineapple.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Chickens.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
In nineteen ninety three, workers from two bakeres and w
k l L Radio wherever that is, New York set
the world record in oh yeah, other Utica, New York.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
If there was only some in the room.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
By bacon, history's largest jelly doughnut three thousand, seven hundred
and thirty nine pounds, sixteen feet in diameter. Tell anybody
the listening that was educated in my study of Georgia.
That's wide, sixteenth feet wide.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
You ever had a dream like that?
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Oh? I told you. I've had the old Yeah, wake.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Up and your pillow missing.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Yeah, I dreamed about you know. I told Steve this,
I dreamed about food last night. Soup. I told him.
I got said all the way between here and Rocky Mount. Today,
truck stops got a saddle bar, we can get some soup.
I dreamed about soup dream. But here's one I should
mention too. Let's not forget this. One year ago today,
the John Bo and Billy Show broadcast line from the
(21:31):
White House for the second time.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Well we were to have broadcasts the second time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I wasn't doing on the sheet if you didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Well, sometimes I don't read my sheet either.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I was trying to irhea. Yeah, he couldn't go.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
He called in sin that's what he said about coming
to James Christmas party this yere. Yeah, it was the White.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
House, but there was an actual possible cavity search involved
in this.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
Well you said, die real, let me change this to
the waffle House. Well there, I was trying to suck
up to you guys, and it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's how I thought about it.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Well, how that turn out?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
And he actually made me listen to it. Man, Oh,
here Randy is about to have a fit. Yeah, it
was a dark time.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
To counsel the White House is the last year?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, yes, how do you call the White House and go?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You know, we can't make it?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, you know, well they're pretty good people, that's what
they about, having those Texans up there. You know, I
told you about it. I told you about the time
that I had talked to the present Bush. You remember
when we was initially attached at nine to eleven and
then begin them that year. It was when we were
bombing in Afghanistan, right, and that's.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
When I went over my that's when you were over right.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
Well, we could not find that Wasama bin lad remember
all those caves and tunnels. Well, anyway, here's why I
told the president this before we even said the first troop.
And I'm not I'm not bragging. I don't want you
to think the President called me. First, Lady Laura Bush
called me. She was trying to get my recipe for
but now to pudd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No want to anyway.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Before she hung up, she said, the President wants to
talk to you. I said, I had to hang on
a minute. Wrestling's up. Well, once he got about, here's
what I tell him about Osama have been Lawton. Here's
why they should have been in the beginning. They should
have just flown my cousin over there. I'm Controllie's oldest boy,
j W. And when he when he got off the
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plane to see one thirty, give him a shotgun, show
him a picture of Osama and say this is the
guy that stole you truck, and I think we would
have had him by that.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh all right, well Tanner's sitting there, you are, I'm
ready you read to team back up with James. You
remember yesterday's commentation?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know. That was a pretty
impressive first time. I Tater and Billy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I guess did about the best from respective teams got
talking up there.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So in the temperature, don't even better take it while
you can get it.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Yeah, thank you. I'm not too crazy about word games. Yeah,
I was talking about the lot of game shows, complicated
game shows on TV. I like shows like prices, right,
I bet that fisure that costs three hundred dollars. Just
guess the price of a seven times. I can't tell
(24:41):
you who won the Chess Championship of the World nineteen twelve,
but I tell you are the Western house side beside that.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, let's see how this goes.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Good Morning a Mags sh I was on the radio,
Oh gang here with you Friday morning, invites you to
tune us in for the Saturday edition Big Show. If
you hadn't got into that yet, man been doing it
for three years.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know you little support here. We ain't bitter about
it or not.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
No, just thinking, man. We got who got us a
good listenership. It works good for a lot of people
who can listen to the whole thing on Saturday. You
know you have the word, but use that moving around
people who radio land him any things?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
My friends, Well you don't get it all right? All right,
we're ready to come home.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Ready.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Let's play a few hundred dollars had a worthy word game.
Returning for the second straight day of action is Potato
and mister Gregory Man.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Our contestants A.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Doug is called nine out of Goldsboro, North Carolina, on
Mining Billies Team.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning, John Boy. I hope everything's
going all right for you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (26:11):
Doing good man. I'd like to say hi to the
whole Big Show game.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Y'all say, hey, honey, how you doing all right?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Y'all don't know how many times I have died one
eight hundred Big Show and I have finally got through.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well that's good man. This time you didn't even have
to die. That It helps me when you know Jackie says,
call me at this time. There you go. Don't let
him take nothing away from.
Speaker 12 (26:38):
A Doug oell you buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
All right, man, you're.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Gonna be playing Brad out of mule Stone, Texas. Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's mule Shoe.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I was gonna say, oh, oh, I'm sorry Jackie wrote
mule Stone, Last of the Yankee.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He should know what?
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Why? Why is that year? What town is that year?
S Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
All right down there on staves mules Shoe level land
level land. Yeah so man, So that's so what Robert
url Kean wrote the song about. Because I know you
Citchelon gave me the restaurant when the Robert url Kean
verse road goes on for every party never ends, right, I.
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Don't know anything about that. They just gave it to me.
I gave it to you and obviously didn't need anything.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So if he gave it to you, you didn't know
there was gonna be a quiz.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well, the things I wound up with it, Holy cow,
nobody's re entering the atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, hey, Brad, hold on, Jackie's gonna call you back. Okay, Okay,
don't hold on, She's gonna call you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't hold on, Yeah, hang up, all right, hang up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Are you hung up?
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I can't hear it. He's hung out. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Hey, well, Doug, I guess me, and you can go
ahead and start to saying huh yes.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Sir, John Boy would allowed to say before we get started.
I had the privilege of meeting you and Billy at
the UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill back in early December
when they had their.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Charity Oh man, thanks for coming out, man.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Yes, sir, I packed my I had a little boy,
little baby, I'll had some minor surgery done, and I
had the opportunities to meet you guys and got a
picture with both of you.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh cool. Well, I hope we weren't disappointing, sir. All right, good?
Everything okay with the baby.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Yes, sir, everything's going good. He's got a few issues,
but all in all, he's doing real good.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I remember you now, Doug. I sure do. Buddy, were
good man, Hey, we're fun to be with that. I
don't understand why you don't travel with us more of it. Oh,
I know exactly why. All right. Brad Mada mules Hue,
Texas back online. Hello Brad, Hello.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, buddy good, you're on time to relax. Take
it easy. We're gonna go first with Doug. All right, Doug,
me and you the first thirty second as many words
and phrases as possible.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, the feelers. You had to start o' clock.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's like a fruit and it's real small, and it's purple,
and you make Jim no blank jew so another purple blank?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Great?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay. These are on the trees.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And they fall in the fall, they are come off
the limbs. The things on trees on limbs. Yeah, okay,
is there is something the opposite of something is.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah? All right, Oh they stink. They got a white
stripe down their back.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Animals.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Yeah, that it's time to start with the next clue.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
You can do that, by the way, James, it's just
a little intricacy of the game. As long as a
buzzer is still buzzing, you know you can.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You can keep going.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Are you reminding me that I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, try to help you. Yeah, you can do it
now because.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
You know Johnny cheats and then he says, oh, but
it's okay if you do that too, And then if
you do it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's a pretty simple game. Really, I've got a competitive streak.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
You know.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Not many people can say this to your boss.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
All right, So, Doug, you and Biller, Remember I started
you on the last word.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, all right, okay, ready starting to.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Clock now, all right, we're looking guy that's saying tiptoe
through the tulips. Tulips.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
No, no, he was also a character in Charles Dickens
Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh my gosh, don't tell.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Me this is not he's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, man, real little that's not working right?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh did you say Charles Nelson?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well, man, y'all didn't do too good.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Y'all didn't get anyhow, Luckily we had four to build on.
All right, Doug, you got four, all right, But on
the lighter side, whoever starts off? But I think, oh,
Brad's probably gonna get this right off. Anyway, we're picking
up Brad, are you there?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right? We're picking up with that last one. Who's
going first? James?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah, I'll go first. I'll tell you about it than
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, all right, Brad, are you ready?
Speaker 12 (31:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, James, Brad ready go.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Tiptoe through the tulips? Who sang that he got married
on the Tonight show. His wife's saime was miss Vicky.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He's dead.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
Now come on now, I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (31:51):
All right. The first word is like. It's another's slang
for like real real small. I want real real small.
It will be what last name is? What this person? Tiny? Who? Man?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
London?
Speaker 14 (32:19):
I thought for sure Belly was gonna use Man's clue, kid,
the one with the bum leg.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just kid, that's why I was hounded, Lamp. That's my
clues are Lamp? Oh man? Well that was a tough
one for you boys, me Tim hung up. Bye, Let's see, it's.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
A tough one for you boys to remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I didn't know I had done it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, four to one? You did get one there, Brad.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
So it's well, hey man, all you gotta do is
get three to tie, and Taylor might be on a
roll here.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now it could happen. We're gonna have to put your mind, Brad.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Open your mind, alright, are you already ready dart the clock?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Now?
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Well, first off, if you're into sailing, this is the trophy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
This is a football team out of New York, the
blank Pot the other one. Okay, one more.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Uh uh.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
It's like an animal.
Speaker 15 (33:32):
Is the first word that roams the range Indians?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yes, oh, not a nickel, but this is ten cents.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
It's a yes.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh no, what happened? What's going on? That's the score?
They got four.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Tied up?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, we got Sunday, have action here. I really
don't worry. I'll handle this, right man. I never realized
this is gonna be so excited. We're known for it.
All right, all right, Doug, me and you, me and
you for thirty seconds, all right, as mean as we can.
(34:18):
IM starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Now it's another word for the Gerbilt like went up,
Richard what's his name?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
But oh my gosh, on a wheel.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's not what yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, she lost her sheet.
She was really no, no, no shit is it rhymes
with the with the sheet that she lost? She was
real tiny and uh Sher first name was like blank Jackson,
like the football player and baseball player jack. No, little
(34:53):
Janet Jackson has lost her sheet.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
You say, the first thing comes in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know, tiny tim your nursing rhymes.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And by the way, Richard Gear just calls it. Thanks
for bringing that story up.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I don't know what that was all about. Sometimes thinking Doug, wait,
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Sometimes think.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Man, we got one, all right, Okay, I picked James
to go, oh oh.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
With h Brad, this is gonna work me out.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
He's been sick. I got to do is getting to
the wind.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
I did get the hamster off my map.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
It's the clue.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It wasn't so much your mind. You want to keep
it out. And that, by the way I hear, is
not even true. No, it's not true.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Oh, somebody just made know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
How do you think the hamster films about it? All right?
All right, Brad and James. Brad and James.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Now we're starting off with you're starting off for the
last one.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Y'all had Oh yeah, the last one was trying to okay, oh.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, you got fresh meat online.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
It's like a little cartoon character clock now the first
one I got it. Hey, all right, it's like a
street you can't go but in one direction.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Uh you reset the alarm in the morning. That's called
but yeah, uh hard bread in the morning. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
In heaven they got wings that come down sometimes in heaven.
Oh yeah, good all you can eat? You can how
you can eat?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
What was that a clue? What do you see a
sign going? It was a sign from heaving all right,
so let me see they gave us one. That was
two and they got a total of four. Man, James
and Brad just my.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Graduation.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Sorry, Doug, I laid down on you on that not
improbably that's all.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
I drew a complete blake.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, man, Well you try again, plague in anytime.
We enjoyed having you.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, man, see laid Doug brand out Mules Shoot Texas.
You get the prize package. Man, that's great, thank you.
Good morning. To make sure it was on your radio. Man,
(38:00):
what is it?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
We just had Brad Winterer from Mules Shoot Texas.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
We're talking about Steve the nice guy Mengola from Love
of Texas.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
This says there Ris, brother in law having a birthday,
Tomar Yeah, the rich sent old Tycoon.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
The classic bed in the morning comes from David Murphy,
the number one fan out of Love of Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Wow, I check it out.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
This is bizarre.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Alight. Here you go, boy, Welcome to John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Touchdown Lsu. As our story opens,
Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into bed at the end
of a long day.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Hey, who's man? Is Levin Tarty? Turn that television off
a ConA bed?
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Yeah, I'm Lisbeth.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Hold up, hold up, shut that window, shut it my share.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
Listen that beautiless natural music coming from the outside.
Speaker 15 (38:59):
You ain't gone so beautifulness when you catch that west
now from all damnse Quito bull crawling into that hole
and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Hey, speaking of making some beautiless music, how about you
and music?
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
And the music in hilltil Night is gonna be you
doing a solo? Why that because of that big bowler
ko gumbo you can have for then over that t
jone Ca and chit kitchen. You know how that stuff
gives you the tooths?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
You mean like this, touchdown that less u said?
Speaker 11 (39:49):
What My uncle Yack used to say that up every
time he cracked off a gud and he tumbed his.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Head, say touchdown the less you. That dare's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
I know what a down here in your big dumb goober.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
That's what they call the extra point and that better
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
an sat Louisiana guarantee.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Could be, But I can showing up put some point
on the board.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
Oh look out, y'all, Boom boom boodoo is on the
march again.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Touchdown, LSU. So I see your uncle Jack ain't the
last idiotponent.
Speaker 11 (40:35):
The woe that woodoo boodro making some big tangs happening
out there in the night. They say he could be
the next walk to panton a tony doors set a
Josh Booty.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Oh yeah, well say I'm all like gas is klay
to me.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
That ain't gonna again, look like he going all the way.
It must be halftime.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Time.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
What that mean?
Speaker 6 (41:04):
That made?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Men?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
You gotta switch sides?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
We don't you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse June
in again. Next time when we'll hear a boodros crusty
old uncle Jack say hey, big man, let me hold
it dog.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Good morning, everybody, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Hi man found a few minutes here have open line
and second tell James James Steve headed toward Rocky Mount,
North Carolina. Check out the entire schedule and all James
stuff at funniest man dot com.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
All right, buddy, you the man. I tell you what
one of our favorites, James. I love being here with
your buddy Rascal.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
You know what today is national Come here and give
me a hug.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Deck, Get out of the way, really, martanding behind.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
They'll announce the most huggable people of the year later
today forget the hamster. And it's also a National Granola
Bar Day.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
A man.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Uh National Hot and Spicy Food Day. There would go,
and it's National Squirrel Appreciation Deck.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Squirrel.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Have you ever had a hot and spicy squirrel on
a granola bar?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
On a granola bar?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
But I give him went a hug.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Y'all hear Michael Moore?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You know the fair Knight nine one one guys, they
planning to do something to disrup but anyway, listen to this.
His bodyguard was arrested on an airport gun charge. His
bodyguard was carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York's JFK
Airport on wind to.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Night that no guns things good for Michael, but not
for his bodyguards.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He wants his bodyguard to have a.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
It's just like Barbara Strauss standing in Rosie O'Donnell see
all those that's celebrity there. Michael Moore Yeah, very anti uh,
he's very pro gun control.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Very h that was a whole bowling for column buying things.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
And they're all hypocrites in other words, like they don't
want us to have a gun for our protection, but
they want their bodyguards to have one for their protecting.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
And we have guns, we legally own gun. So he's
against that and his bodyguard has an unlicensed gun.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
He scared. Yeah, technically he didn't break any rules and.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
We want because he didn't have one, he'll probably say
he getting on the bodyguard head.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Yeah, those people get on my nerves, you know. And
I got a gun? I care youn't everybody should have
a gun?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah? I agree?
Speaker 8 (43:48):
I mean, I mean, how are you going to defend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
All the bad guys? Got them? Sure that we get
them a legal owner ship of a gun that's in there.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Man absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
The stock up on ammo, yeah you need and not
even rubber bullets.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
No, you mean back because I have a theory that
one of these days, Sylvia, they're going to repeal the
second amount. That's not going to happen, but one of
these days they'll do all these by the ammunition. And
what the liberals did to the tobacco companies about the cigarettes, Well,
let's put a tax on them, make it so expensive
the kids can't afford them, you know what I mean.
So let's tax the ammunition. Let's send these bullets so
(44:25):
expensive we can't buy the ammo. So I've got eight
thousand rounds already, So I got a garage full of bullets.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, you know, it's shelf life. I mean, you know
what they'll last, you know?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Oh absolutely. They don't have to be in perfect shape
to kill some.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah I hear. If one don't go off, you just
try again.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
Oh God, And I got a rock gun to you.
That's my back. You are the rock gun is that's
a shotgun with your pistol grip. Yeah, they them have
to aim. That's that's once they get inside your house.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
They say that's the best home protection. The weapon you
can buy. Is you know a shotgun?
Speaker 8 (45:07):
Absolutely because you just blast this point. Yeah, anybody within
a twelve foot circle. You know what I mean. I
ain't gonna have time to aim nothing. I go to
the gun range occasion. I have to go to the
gun range and practice. Yeah, and you can aim there.
It was the best. Knock it down your front door,
try and get to the TV. Yeah, you know, I
can't have them to see them my vas r and stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You figure you got town to point, you had.
Speaker 8 (45:31):
Time to point. Ain't got time to aim all that.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Home invasions is a happening.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It ever done, yep, and it's getting more and more
popular choice of crime.
Speaker 8 (45:38):
Yeah, I see something that's too that on a serious note.
See that's the difference between crime now and crime twenty
years ago. So used to home. But they even have
home invasions. They called it burglary then, and see now
because of the drug probably in our country, it's so pervasive.
What they're really doing when they break into your home,
they're looking for anything. They don't sell for drug money anything,
So they take a three hundred dollar out of twenty
(46:00):
bucks for it. They're happy and they're usually stoned in
theid of the mind when they break into your home.
That's why they kill people. Do you see these people
getting killed for you know? See? I think you need
to be prepared to defend yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Man, I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (46:13):
You know, if there was a precinct house at police
station at the end of my driveway that close to
my house, time I called them and they got there,
whoever's coming to my front door would have me already. Yeah,
there's the way the policeing o that quick. You know?
Have they some people who just need killing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Anybody, anybody come to mind, James.
Speaker 8 (46:36):
I won't name them on the air, but.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Thank you very much, James. I'd love to think about it, y'all.
Hang on here in just a second.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Me ask you this.
Speaker 10 (47:01):
A guy breaks into your house, but you don't have
a gun, how are you going to shoot him?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Thank you very Muchneeda Meyer, Cloude Meyer, what's his name?
Speaker 8 (47:17):
What is his name?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I can't I don't know. You knocked your right out
of my head. Gun to kill people? The government does?
What's just about guns being dangerous? Gun's been around for years.
Speaker 8 (47:31):
If they were dangerous, I just think someone would have
said something.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Oh man, wrapping up the big show here, This Morning
Money on once again, James Gregory and Steve man Gola
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Speaker 8 (48:01):
Oh that's why you've You've got it already, Just buy
some more.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Anyway, the stories hit on. Here's been happening. Burglar found stunck.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
In vent Uh huh sersday bright.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Stuck since two a m. Somebody picked him up when
they came to work Tuesday. Legs were dangling from the ceiling.
So he wasn't really hiding very good either.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Uh we like a dumb crook.
Speaker 8 (48:27):
Story wasn't why he was trying to steal? What kind
of story was that to you? So?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
No? What is the paramedics police arrived Philly Connection restaurant China.
Speaker 8 (48:41):
That's worth the risk.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
He was hunger.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
He laid back on the sandwich through and they make
If you ever find James stuck in a chimney Philly, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Know it's probably because he smelt it. I could do
any movies over there this weekend. You know, I'm billy.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
You know, it's been kind of slim pickings at the
movies lately. Yeah, there's this is a slow time of
year for the movies anyway.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
But see, I like I like movies. Whither the stage
coaches or police cars. I don't get it in the
same movie. It's believable to me, you know what I mean.
I don't like any family Julia Roberts does. I'm so
sick of that woman. Just I'm sicking here about her
husbands or twins and babies.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm just tired of the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Really, I am. You know, And we all know this
marriage is not going to last either. We all know that,
you know.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And what is it with Holly? Why why can't they
stay married?
Speaker 13 (49:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Because they can't find somebody that loves them as much
as they love them, So it must be you know.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I don't know, John Boys stayed married in awful long time.
I mean, you got enough, you's bread and around.
Speaker 8 (49:53):
I guess they can just afford divorce.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, they ain't worried about you know, who's gonna
get the.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
House or all right, they'll just go by another house.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah that just go show you y'all look at your
little actresses and all that.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
But I know that somebody is tired of it right
now nowhere somebody.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
Oh absolutely, it looks not just going to show that
looks are on everything, because if looks was the main
thing that you wouldn't have. Uh. This this guy now
that this Pickett the boy you know?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh yeah, so you love him? You love I like you.
Speaker 8 (50:31):
I never met you, but.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
I know you know they broke up because they say
one of the rivers I saw she didn't want to
have a baby, and he wants to start a family,
and she doesn't want to put her career on hold.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Basic I thought it was because of Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Well that was a factor too, to the rumor. Yeah,
so he won't have a baby, just not with her.
He wanted to have a baby basically with anybody, and Angelina.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
How hard? That's why I.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Look, it's a shame. Did you see somebody like Brad
Pitt whiny because he can't I want a baby?
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Don't you know how it works?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
I know old fat other guys that can get a baby. God,
that's who you How people do say around and talk.
You don't heard these guys who know their wife is
not very attractive, but the girlfriends not, you know, and
(51:40):
that's how they justified she might have been the girl
in the world. I'll see what thing. I ain't got
to worry about her leaving me? Well, do she gonna
leave nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh, man, James, we had a big time. Thanks for you.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Oh wait, is enjoy being?
Speaker 9 (52:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, Steve, thank you, buddy. You've been careful out here
for any good man.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Tell you Jack, Randy, I'll have a good weekend. Call
me if I need you. Billy hit it, let's go.
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Speaker 1 (52:38):
Alright, y'all, have a good weekend. Saturday.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's your Big Show tomorrow and then we'll see you
on Monday morning. Something you ain't gonna believe. Ladies and gentlemen.
Monday morning, the.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Premiere the myth I mentionine The land Slater.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
That is pretty much how I put it.
No damn, have a beer and a ham Sands tubby.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning, Yeah, richill supporting each other on our diets.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And dealing with it through our humor.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Jackie keeps coming to me for permission to cheat, sir, No,
be strong.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
You're never gonna get your own jingle like Marty Jacky wacky.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
He's one big no, no, no, no, thirteen pounds anymore.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
It's really good.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And don't try to think of anything that rhymes with
Scooby doobies. Oh man, say, Tinter's on the diet and
she has had pretty well, don't hear her snapping?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Can I have a beer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let me have a beer?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I had a cookie, one cookie. I feel like I've
sponsored somebody for aa alright, listen.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Here you go. Everybody have a bac powder. All right?
I think we all could use one.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Right now, because y'all are giving me a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Good morning, The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
But this Friday, January to twenty first, all right, time
for the man, you know, the other.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Man, and now let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
Well, well, well, here we go again. Another year gone
and another year spread out before us. Three hundred and
sixty five days of the same old crap, Happy New Year?
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Does this sound familiar? You wake up disappointed that the
grim reaper passed you by again. You try to keep
your eyes open long enough not to go to the
bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Again.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you again, and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Who hates you.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
And guess what Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You get to do it all over again.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
What to do? What to do? Cheer up?
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Your life doesn't have to be so boring. There are
lots of ways to keep things interesting and keep those
around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten how much
fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate other people.
Here are a few ideas you might try that'll help
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you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year. At lunch,
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't bother disguising your voice every time someone asks you
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to do something, Say do you want fries?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
With that?
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put DCAF in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks right for
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sexual favors.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I've done that, nobody believed it, Randy, and.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Finish all your sentences in accordance with the prophecy as
often as possible. Skip instead of walk. Ask people what
sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify over
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and over again that your drive through order is to
go sing along at the opera, go to a poetry recital,
and booze five days in advance. Tell your friends you
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can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the atma, scream I
won I won over dinner. Tell your children. Due to
the economy, We're going to have to let one of
you go run screaming from the pet store. The lobsters
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are loose, find a busy spot at the mall and
verbally rate passing women from one to ten. Insist on
doing your wedding vows in pig Latin. Tell your grandparents
that they're out of your will. I hope this inspires
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you be creative, have fun, and don't let the sobs
get you down. But most importantly, live every day as
if it were your last, because someday you'll be for
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sexual favor.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, hanging
out here having a big time with back James and
Steve coming back in here this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Man, did you hear this story that broke during the week?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Mister plastic fantastic Walter Kavanaugh holds a world record for
credit cards. He has one thousand, four hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I think I might have read about him in the
National inquir that had to big a picture of it.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So really, but is so? This is true? And he's
doing it?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Why he's got a one point seven million dollar line
of credit right the record? Oh, I'll say so It's
like he's doing it on purpose so he could get
the record.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh absolutely, think you woke up one day, man, man,
I not sure cards?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Holy cow, two or three hundred. You gotta catch her.
I better call somebody. This can't be right.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
He got a he had a special coat built so
you can charwuge credit cards, you know who. He opened
the coat and they're all just dangling in there. Really,
it weighs him like fifty to sixty pounds, doesn't it
his credit cards?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He said, well, well look at this.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It says he holds the record for the world's longest wallet,
which stretches two hundred and fifty feet, weighs about thirty
eight pounds, and can hold eight hundred cards.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Uh huh, so he reckon, he's got you. There's some
people who just don't have much to do. Here's what
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get me a big wallet
fly for some credit cards.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That must be a lot of work to keep to
keep them current.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I would have a lot of credit cards too, but
they just send them in the mail.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean, you got to open the letter. That's about it.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
But you every time I get a credit card after
I've had you do them much, you get these nasty
letters where they tell you cut it up, made it back.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Then they start wanting money.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yeah, how you how can you accumulate?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm supposed to occasionally send them a check.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
Well, you know, if I had the check, I wouldn't
need to credit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Me.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Really, that's what it gives me. Sometimes sometimes they'll call
you creditors. You know, if you don't see eight hundred dollars,
we're gonna pick up your car, you know what I mean.
I said, Okay, I'll mail that tomorrow. Well, you got
a lot to them, I mean, really you do. But
I think what being too much behind is just always
better than three months by across three months behind his repossession.
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You know. That's how I might have so many kinfolks
who have never taken the wheels off the trailer. You
can move quick, you know, but once you set it up,
put the concrete block around it. You know what I mean,
they can they can nab you.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So you got three good months?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Oh at least?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, it's with you man, Yes, say, youre telling everybody
that cheat on their taxis.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Well, I can't be politically correct. I got to deal
in the real world. I will say this in my neighborhood.
You're about showing off, and I don't have to do that,
you know what I mean. I got a neighbor And
this is absolute truth because I've never seen this in
my whole life. You know, you see it, but you
never see it at a trailer like a mobile home.
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It's the only mumble home I've seen in my life
with an eggy T security system. I'm thinking, what in
the hell's isn't that trailer? You know, maybe some hook
HOGI collection plates or something, but it must be something valuable,
you know. But it's a single wie. I'm only one
in my community with the double one. Hate your brank
I just say.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's money talking.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, every time James comes in. Of course, Jaggie season
talks about oh man, oh your relatives eating like that,
and it was talking about that, and you know that's
a lot of people's favorites.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
And but you know I've added a line to that
about these fat people.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah, especially the brains fell with them. You know,
here's what I need that dish back. That's that's my
mama's bowl, you know what I mean, Like that will
get the bowl back. You know. And sometimes it can
be it can be like one of these little glad
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uh disposable that you know. Yeah, that quark bowl, that's
my bowl, you know, and they'll follow that damn bowl
to run all damn day. You know, I thought, I
told Sarah, that's my bowl. I said, shut the hell up. Hell, look,
get you a damn bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It's your bowl. As long as they're still tater salad.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
If they want to do so, you won't think their selfish,
they'll claim it somebody else's boat.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It wouldn't It wouldn't matter to me.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
That's my mama's boat. And I feel like, Hella, you
just ate eight pounds of meat, So why did we
steal your bowl? You know? Now, I saw all those
people on the holidays, you ideas. I know, some people
open gifts on you Your's Eve night. We open gives
on Christmas morning. How about y'all Christmas Christmas morning? Okay?
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And this is the truth. You know, how we sitting
there talking people cars start to drive. People drive up,
you know, and they start come in the living room.
They smell the food, the table set. You know, do
y'all want to open presents first or eat first? Okay,
every fat person says, eat first. I don't know what
it is I do, no matter what. Why kind of
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president they expected? You know, they have like a new
Catillac with a ribbon on it. Now they eat first,
And me and my brother we all going to open
the presents first, you know what I mean, So we
find out what don't fit, you know. But the fact
was always the first one to the last one's up.
And my next, my next DVD. Here's the title of it.
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Oh lord, I ate morning. I planned test. That's gonna
be the title, and the whole the whole tabe is
gonna be like just food and diet related, you know
what I mean, like these dits. I told you about it.
Remember years ago, remember the water dot. It was doctor
Denrel with the whole book about the warter dot. Uh,
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you had fourteen glasses of water every twenty four hours.
I lost two pounds the first day. My blighter fell out.
So and then you you have people who say this
to this sen you know, I'm really not overweight. I
just retain a lot of water. And my dad used
to say, my aunt, what the hell you retaining lake Erie?
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But you know, God love those people. You don't all
of them live a long time? I know we talking
about this day and age. Robe City is like an
epidemic and all the government's involved in what we eat.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Be to all?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
My fact? Can people live the long long time? None
of them died early. My aunt that still living is
eighty two. You know, why is the sight of a barn.
I'm going to diet tomorrow, always going to dot tomorrow. Yeah,
I'm okay until I smell something. Yeah, really like you know,
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once I smell food, you know, I just gotta have it.
We are by food. That that end of my family.
If you were around them and got used to them,
you think they was talking about drugs. You know, Yeah,
it's okay. Once I tried cocaine. Once they got me going,
well see I got careful food that way. Oh I
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used to you would leave how little I used to be.
But once I discovered carrot cake, it's just like they
were addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But they are worst problems to have, Sir James's up, man.
Oh yeah, let's see what we got going on here.
We need to get this final hour coming out the
wordy word game. James is here to play with Taylor again.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
After oh, It was a close defeat yesterday with James
and Taytor.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
But I'm sure you got to hang of it now James,
I did. Ah, y'all hang on Rayford's final letter.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Next, good morning, A big show is on your radio.
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Y'all doing all right this morning?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes, sir, all right, we're doing rabigh. Yes, look I
kept waiting on him.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, I swear you're turning into rapers?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What happen? Rayford? On final time? Let's go to Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Thank you, mister bores and odds and ends that come
into the mail room, some short and some sweet, and
some much too long. And I particularly do not care
to get those things that you send out to dozens
and dozens of other people to get this stuff on
the email. And you've got half of the pages taken
up with all the people you send this thing out to.
Please delete my name from that list, all right?
Speaker 8 (16:28):
He's short.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
One from Mary Bird in Warrenville, South Carolina. This morning,
as I took the kids to school, I heard a
comment by mister Rayford about the railroad issuing checks to
Graniteville residents. Just to let you know about a scam
going on here. People are running to the DMV changing
their address to a Graniteville address that was affected by
the wreck so they could get a check.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
How about that.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Yes, this was the story about the railroad, But it
was the railroad putting something on the check that right
there where you endorse it, absolving them from any further
payment to anybody. After they cash that check, folks said, oh, well,
we didn't intend that to be that. Some fellows said, well,
why'd you put it on there anyway? But indeed i'd
heard about this. Folks changing their address to Graniteville and.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
So that they could get part of that.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
People always looking for something for nothing, right, here's one
from Who's this one? Sean Kennedy in Macon, Georgia. She's
get this a student and not a salesperson, but a
specialty associate. That pet's smart, specialty associate. I never heard
it called that anyway. Been listening to the John Boy
and Billy Show for years. Enjoy it while driving to school.
(17:35):
Always look forward to your commentary. I usually agree with
most you say, and try to use your commentaries to
help better myself, such as telling a doctor to wash
his hands in the room when they first walk in
so I can see that they do wash them. I've
done this already. Here's one from Tim Moffatt and Sparta, Tennessee,
(17:56):
who comes by and leaves something for me, But it
was on one of the.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
Days we were off for the holiday.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
It's a Bible translated into modern English. Think you'd appreciate
the care that was taken by the translators to use
the proper words when translating, as well as the proper
grammar and punctuation. I hope you find this enjoyable to
read and a welcome edition to your home library. Always
enjoy your commentaries. If you accomplish nothing else, you give
us all things to think on. My wife and I
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were privileged to be in the audience and meet you
several years ago when you did the question and answer
session at the Theater in Knoxville, Tennessee. You truly are
a gentleman at heart, even if your job allows you
to be rough around the edges. Keep on keeping on. Well,
you finally get it there. I don't say finally, but
you do get it. A lot of people don't get it.
(18:42):
This is a show. This is the John Boy and
Billy Show, and I am merely a part of it.
On the hour and a half hour on the Big.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Show Good Morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Hang on, y'all vers Hanngle Friday, jack you'll be in
touching you by the way to be able to read
stair you sell for a first hangle Friday. So to
Speaker's the Big Show dot Com. Just putting a pair
to Jackie and she'll work through them for y'all. Okay,
wordy word games, Yeah, I got it. I mean Jackie
got it again. One going on yesterday, so looking forward
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to that game.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Hey, James, you noticed one of my dates and histories
caught your attention today. I want you to share it
with Johnny.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Well, they several of them really, okay, but the one
I was. In nineteen ninety two, Sheriff Kent Griggs arrested
three men who were standing naked near a smoldering house
in Circy County, Arkansas. One of the men immitted burning
down the home, but referred all other questions to a
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nearby chicken, which he claimed carried the spirit of his
late grandmother and had told him to set the fire.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You know why, because she didn't get her bowl back.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
But I didn't. I the other ones I like to
the first one here. In eighteen thirteen, the pineapple was
introduced to Hawaii. See that makes say sound like you know,
it's like, Hello Hawaii. This is a pinp.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hello pineapple and say hey Hawaii.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
You know did y'all read about the jelly doughnut? Listen
to this? This is because you have My mind works
here food, pineapple.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Chickens.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
In nineteen ninety three, workers from two bakeres and w
k l L Radio wherever that is, New York set
the world record in oh yeah, other Utica, New York.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
If there was only some in the room.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
By bacon, history's largest jelly doughnut three thousand, seven hundred
and thirty nine pounds, sixteen feet in diameter. Tell anybody
the listening that was educated in my study of Georgia.
That's wide, sixteenth feet wide.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
You ever had a dream like that?
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Oh? I told you. I've had the old Yeah, wake.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Up and your pillow missing.
Speaker 8 (21:09):
Yeah, I dreamed about you know. I told Steve this,
I dreamed about food last night. Soup. I told him.
I got said all the way between here and Rocky Mount. Today,
truck stops got a saddle bar, we can get some soup.
I dreamed about soup dream. But here's one I should
mention too. Let's not forget this. One year ago today,
the John Bo and Billy Show broadcast line from the
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White House for the second time.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Well we were to have broadcasts the second time.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
I wasn't doing on the sheet if you didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Well, sometimes I don't read my sheet either.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I was trying to irhea. Yeah, he couldn't go.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
He called in sin that's what he said about coming
to James Christmas party this yere. Yeah, it was the White.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
House, but there was an actual possible cavity search involved
in this.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
Well you said, die real, let me change this to
the waffle House. Well there, I was trying to suck
up to you guys, and it didn't work.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's how I thought about it.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Well, how that turn out?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
And he actually made me listen to it. Man, Oh,
here Randy is about to have a fit. Yeah, it
was a dark time.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
To counsel the White House is the last year?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yes, yes, how do you call the White House and go?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You know, we can't make it?
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Well, you know, well they're pretty good people, that's what
they about, having those Texans up there. You know, I
told you about it. I told you about the time
that I had talked to the present Bush. You remember
when we was initially attached at nine to eleven and
then begin them that year. It was when we were
bombing in Afghanistan, right, and that's.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
When I went over my that's when you were over right.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
Well, we could not find that Wasama bin lad remember
all those caves and tunnels. Well, anyway, here's why I
told the president this before we even said the first troop.
And I'm not I'm not bragging. I don't want you
to think the President called me. First, Lady Laura Bush
called me. She was trying to get my recipe for
but now to pudd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
No want to anyway.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Before she hung up, she said, the President wants to
talk to you. I said, I had to hang on
a minute. Wrestling's up. Well, once he got about, here's
what I tell him about Osama have been Lawton. Here's
why they should have been in the beginning. They should
have just flown my cousin over there. I'm Controllie's oldest boy,
j W. And when he when he got off the
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plane to see one thirty, give him a shotgun, show
him a picture of Osama and say this is the
guy that stole you truck, and I think we would
have had him by that.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh all right, well Tanner's sitting there, you are, I'm
ready you read to team back up with James. You
remember yesterday's commentation?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, well I don't know. That was a pretty
impressive first time. I Tater and Billy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I guess did about the best from respective teams got
talking up there.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
So in the temperature, don't even better take it while
you can get it.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
Yeah, thank you. I'm not too crazy about word games. Yeah,
I was talking about the lot of game shows, complicated
game shows on TV. I like shows like prices, right,
I bet that fisure that costs three hundred dollars. Just
guess the price of a seven times. I can't tell
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you who won the Chess Championship of the World nineteen twelve,
but I tell you are the Western house side beside that.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, let's see how this goes.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Good Morning a Mags sh I was on the radio,
Oh gang here with you Friday morning, invites you to
tune us in for the Saturday edition Big Show. If
you hadn't got into that yet, man been doing it
for three years.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You know you little support here. We ain't bitter about
it or not.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
No, just thinking, man. We got who got us a
good listenership. It works good for a lot of people
who can listen to the whole thing on Saturday. You
know you have the word, but use that moving around
people who radio land him any things?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
My friends, Well you don't get it all right? All right,
we're ready to come home.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Ready.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
Yeah, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Let's play a few hundred dollars had a worthy word game.
Returning for the second straight day of action is Potato
and mister Gregory Man.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Our contestants A.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Doug is called nine out of Goldsboro, North Carolina, on
Mining Billies Team.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning, John Boy. I hope everything's
going all right for you, buddy.
Speaker 12 (26:11):
Doing good man. I'd like to say hi to the
whole Big Show game.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Y'all say, hey, honey, how you doing all right?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Y'all don't know how many times I have died one
eight hundred Big Show and I have finally got through.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well that's good man. This time you didn't even have
to die. That It helps me when you know Jackie says,
call me at this time. There you go. Don't let
him take nothing away from.
Speaker 12 (26:38):
A Doug oell you buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
All right, man, you're.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Gonna be playing Brad out of mule Stone, Texas. Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's mule Shoe.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I was gonna say, oh, oh, I'm sorry Jackie wrote
mule Stone, Last of the Yankee.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He should know what?
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Why? Why is that year? What town is that year?
S Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
All right down there on staves mules Shoe level land
level land. Yeah so man, So that's so what Robert
url Kean wrote the song about. Because I know you
Citchelon gave me the restaurant when the Robert url Kean
verse road goes on for every party never ends, right, I.
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Don't know anything about that. They just gave it to me.
I gave it to you and obviously didn't need anything.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
So if he gave it to you, you didn't know
there was gonna be a quiz.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well, the things I wound up with it, Holy cow,
nobody's re entering the atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, hey, Brad, hold on, Jackie's gonna call you back. Okay, Okay,
don't hold on, She's gonna call you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't hold on, Yeah, hang up, all right, hang up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Are you hung up?
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I can't hear it. He's hung out. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Hey, well, Doug, I guess me, and you can go
ahead and start to saying huh yes.
Speaker 12 (28:01):
Sir, John Boy would allowed to say before we get started.
I had the privilege of meeting you and Billy at
the UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill back in early December
when they had their.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Charity Oh man, thanks for coming out, man.
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Yes, sir, I packed my I had a little boy,
little baby, I'll had some minor surgery done, and I
had the opportunities to meet you guys and got a
picture with both of you.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh cool. Well, I hope we weren't disappointing, sir. All right, good?
Everything okay with the baby.
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Yes, sir, everything's going good. He's got a few issues,
but all in all, he's doing real good.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I remember you now, Doug. I sure do. Buddy, were
good man, Hey, we're fun to be with that. I
don't understand why you don't travel with us more of it. Oh,
I know exactly why. All right. Brad Mada mules Hue,
Texas back online. Hello Brad, Hello.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, buddy good, you're on time to relax. Take
it easy. We're gonna go first with Doug. All right, Doug,
me and you the first thirty second as many words
and phrases as possible.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
All right, the feelers. You had to start o' clock.
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's like a fruit and it's real small, and it's purple,
and you make Jim no blank jew so another purple blank?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Great?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay. These are on the trees.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
And they fall in the fall, they are come off
the limbs. The things on trees on limbs. Yeah, okay,
is there is something the opposite of something is.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah? All right, Oh they stink. They got a white
stripe down their back.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Animals.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
Yeah, that it's time to start with the next clue.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
You can do that, by the way, James, it's just
a little intricacy of the game. As long as a
buzzer is still buzzing, you know you can.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
You can keep going.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Are you reminding me that I screwed up?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yes, try to help you. Yeah, you can do it
now because.
Speaker 13 (30:04):
You know Johnny cheats and then he says, oh, but
it's okay if you do that too, And then if
you do it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
It's a pretty simple game. Really, I've got a competitive streak.
Speaker 8 (30:19):
You know.
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Not many people can say this to your boss.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
All right, So, Doug, you and Biller, Remember I started
you on the last word.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, all right, okay, ready starting to.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Clock now, all right, we're looking guy that's saying tiptoe
through the tulips. Tulips.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
No, no, he was also a character in Charles Dickens
Christmas Carol.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh my gosh, don't tell.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Me this is not he's.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh, man, real little that's not working right?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Oh did you say Charles Nelson?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Well, man, y'all didn't do too good.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Y'all didn't get anyhow, Luckily we had four to build on.
All right, Doug, you got four, all right, But on
the lighter side, whoever starts off? But I think, oh,
Brad's probably gonna get this right off. Anyway, we're picking
up Brad, are you there?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
All right? We're picking up with that last one. Who's
going first? James?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah, I'll go first. I'll tell you about it than
I did.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, all right, Brad, are you ready?
Speaker 12 (31:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, James, Brad ready go.
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Tiptoe through the tulips? Who sang that he got married
on the Tonight show. His wife's saime was miss Vicky.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He's dead.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
Now come on now, I have no idea.
Speaker 8 (31:51):
All right. The first word is like. It's another's slang
for like real real small. I want real real small.
It will be what last name is? What this person? Tiny? Who? Man?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
London?
Speaker 14 (32:19):
I thought for sure Belly was gonna use Man's clue, kid,
the one with the bum leg.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just kid, that's why I was hounded, Lamp. That's my
clues are Lamp? Oh man? Well that was a tough
one for you boys, me Tim hung up. Bye, Let's see, it's.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
A tough one for you boys to remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I didn't know I had done it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, four to one? You did get one there, Brad.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
So it's well, hey man, all you gotta do is
get three to tie, and Taylor might be on a
roll here.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now it could happen. We're gonna have to put your mind, Brad.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Open your mind, alright, are you already ready dart the clock?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Now?
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Well, first off, if you're into sailing, this is the trophy.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
This is a football team out of New York, the
blank Pot the other one. Okay, one more.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Uh uh.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
It's like an animal.
Speaker 15 (33:32):
Is the first word that roams the range Indians?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yes, oh, not a nickel, but this is ten cents.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
It's a yes.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh no, what happened? What's going on? That's the score?
They got four.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
Tied up?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, we got Sunday, have action here. I really
don't worry. I'll handle this, right man. I never realized
this is gonna be so excited. We're known for it.
All right, all right, Doug, me and you, me and
you for thirty seconds, all right, as mean as we can.
(34:18):
IM starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Now it's another word for the Gerbilt like went up,
Richard what's his name?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
But oh my gosh, on a wheel.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's not what yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, she lost her sheet.
She was really no, no, no shit is it rhymes
with the with the sheet that she lost? She was
real tiny and uh Sher first name was like blank Jackson,
like the football player and baseball player jack. No, little
(34:53):
Janet Jackson has lost her sheet.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
You say, the first thing comes in your head.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't know, tiny tim your nursing rhymes.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And by the way, Richard Gear just calls it. Thanks
for bringing that story up.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I don't know what that was all about. Sometimes thinking Doug, wait,
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Sometimes think.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Man, we got one, all right, Okay, I picked James
to go, oh oh.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
With h Brad, this is gonna work me out.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
He's been sick. I got to do is getting to
the wind.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
I did get the hamster off my map.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
It's the clue.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It wasn't so much your mind. You want to keep
it out. And that, by the way I hear, is
not even true. No, it's not true.
Speaker 8 (35:57):
Oh, somebody just made know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
How do you think the hamster films about it? All right?
All right, Brad and James. Brad and James.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Now we're starting off with you're starting off for the
last one.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Y'all had Oh yeah, the last one was trying to okay, oh.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, you got fresh meat online.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
It's like a little cartoon character clock now the first
one I got it. Hey, all right, it's like a
street you can't go but in one direction.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Uh you reset the alarm in the morning. That's called
but yeah, uh hard bread in the morning. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
In heaven they got wings that come down sometimes in heaven.
Oh yeah, good all you can eat? You can how
you can eat?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
What was that a clue? What do you see a
sign going? It was a sign from heaving all right,
so let me see they gave us one. That was
two and they got a total of four. Man, James
and Brad just my.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Graduation.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Sorry, Doug, I laid down on you on that not
improbably that's all.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
I drew a complete blake.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
All right, man, Well you try again, plague in anytime.
We enjoyed having you.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Okay, thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
All right, man, see laid Doug brand out Mules Shoot Texas.
You get the prize package. Man, that's great, thank you.
Good morning. To make sure it was on your radio. Man,
(38:00):
what is it?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
We just had Brad Winterer from Mules Shoot Texas.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
We're talking about Steve the nice guy Mengola from Love
of Texas.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
This says there Ris, brother in law having a birthday,
Tomar Yeah, the rich sent old Tycoon.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
The classic bed in the morning comes from David Murphy,
the number one fan out of Love of Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Wow, I check it out.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
Thanks man.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
This is bizarre.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Alight. Here you go, boy, Welcome to John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Touchdown Lsu. As our story opens,
Missus Woodrow Boudreau is settling into bed at the end
of a long day.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Hey, who's man? Is Levin Tarty? Turn that television off
a ConA bed?
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Yeah, I'm Lisbeth.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Hold up, hold up, shut that window, shut it my share.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
Listen that beautiless natural music coming from the outside.
Speaker 15 (38:59):
You ain't gone so beautifulness when you catch that west
now from all damnse Quito bull crawling into that hole
and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
Hey, speaking of making some beautiless music, how about you
and music?
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
And the music in hilltil Night is gonna be you
doing a solo? Why that because of that big bowler
ko gumbo you can have for then over that t
jone Ca and chit kitchen. You know how that stuff
gives you the tooths?
Speaker 5 (39:38):
You mean like this, touchdown that less u said?
Speaker 11 (39:49):
What My uncle Yack used to say that up every
time he cracked off a gud and he tumbed his.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Head, say touchdown the less you. That dare's a foodsball reference.
Speaker 6 (39:59):
I know what a down here in your big dumb goober.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
That's what they call the extra point and that better
call LSU seven George or nothing.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
an sat Louisiana guarantee.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Could be, But I can showing up put some point
on the board.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
Oh look out, y'all, Boom boom boodoo is on the
march again.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Touchdown, LSU. So I see your uncle Jack ain't the
last idiotponent.
Speaker 11 (40:35):
The woe that woodoo boodro making some big tangs happening
out there in the night. They say he could be
the next walk to panton a tony doors set a
Josh Booty.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Oh yeah, well say I'm all like gas is klay
to me.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
That ain't gonna again, look like he going all the way.
It must be halftime.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Time.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
What that mean?
Speaker 6 (41:04):
That made?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Men?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
You gotta switch sides?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
We don't you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse June
in again. Next time when we'll hear a boodros crusty
old uncle Jack say hey, big man, let me hold
it dog.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Good morning, everybody, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Hi man found a few minutes here have open line
and second tell James James Steve headed toward Rocky Mount,
North Carolina. Check out the entire schedule and all James
stuff at funniest man dot com.
Speaker 8 (41:51):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
All right, buddy, you the man. I tell you what
one of our favorites, James. I love being here with
your buddy Rascal.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
You know what today is national Come here and give
me a hug.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Deck, Get out of the way, really, martanding behind.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
They'll announce the most huggable people of the year later
today forget the hamster. And it's also a National Granola
Bar Day.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
A man.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Uh National Hot and Spicy Food Day. There would go,
and it's National Squirrel Appreciation Deck.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Squirrel.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Have you ever had a hot and spicy squirrel on
a granola bar?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
On a granola bar?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
But I give him went a hug.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Y'all hear Michael Moore?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
You know the fair Knight nine one one guys, they
planning to do something to disrup but anyway, listen to this.
His bodyguard was arrested on an airport gun charge. His
bodyguard was carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York's JFK
Airport on wind to.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Night that no guns things good for Michael, but not
for his bodyguards.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He wants his bodyguard to have a.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
It's just like Barbara Strauss standing in Rosie O'Donnell see
all those that's celebrity there. Michael Moore Yeah, very anti uh,
he's very pro gun control.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Very h that was a whole bowling for column buying things.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
And they're all hypocrites in other words, like they don't
want us to have a gun for our protection, but
they want their bodyguards to have one for their protecting.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
And we have guns, we legally own gun. So he's
against that and his bodyguard has an unlicensed gun.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
He scared. Yeah, technically he didn't break any rules and.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
We want because he didn't have one, he'll probably say
he getting on the bodyguard head.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
Yeah, those people get on my nerves, you know. And
I got a gun? I care youn't everybody should have
a gun?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah? I agree?
Speaker 8 (43:48):
I mean, I mean, how are you going to defend.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
All the bad guys? Got them? Sure that we get
them a legal owner ship of a gun that's in there.
Speaker 8 (43:56):
Man absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
The stock up on ammo, yeah you need and not
even rubber bullets.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
No, you mean back because I have a theory that
one of these days, Sylvia, they're going to repeal the
second amount. That's not going to happen, but one of
these days they'll do all these by the ammunition. And
what the liberals did to the tobacco companies about the cigarettes, Well,
let's put a tax on them, make it so expensive
the kids can't afford them, you know what I mean.
So let's tax the ammunition. Let's send these bullets so
(44:25):
expensive we can't buy the ammo. So I've got eight
thousand rounds already, So I got a garage full of bullets.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, you know, it's shelf life. I mean, you know
what they'll last, you know?
Speaker 8 (44:37):
Oh absolutely. They don't have to be in perfect shape
to kill some.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah I hear. If one don't go off, you just
try again.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
Oh God, And I got a rock gun to you.
That's my back. You are the rock gun is that's
a shotgun with your pistol grip. Yeah, they them have
to aim. That's that's once they get inside your house.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
They say that's the best home protection. The weapon you
can buy. Is you know a shotgun?
Speaker 8 (45:07):
Absolutely because you just blast this point. Yeah, anybody within
a twelve foot circle. You know what I mean. I
ain't gonna have time to aim nothing. I go to
the gun range occasion. I have to go to the
gun range and practice. Yeah, and you can aim there.
It was the best. Knock it down your front door,
try and get to the TV. Yeah, you know, I
can't have them to see them my vas r and stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
You figure you got town to point, you had.
Speaker 8 (45:31):
Time to point. Ain't got time to aim all that.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Home invasions is a happening.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
It ever done, yep, and it's getting more and more
popular choice of crime.
Speaker 8 (45:38):
Yeah, I see something that's too that on a serious note.
See that's the difference between crime now and crime twenty
years ago. So used to home. But they even have
home invasions. They called it burglary then, and see now
because of the drug probably in our country, it's so pervasive.
What they're really doing when they break into your home,
they're looking for anything. They don't sell for drug money anything,
So they take a three hundred dollar out of twenty
(46:00):
bucks for it. They're happy and they're usually stoned in
theid of the mind when they break into your home.
That's why they kill people. Do you see these people
getting killed for you know? See? I think you need
to be prepared to defend yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Man, I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (46:13):
You know, if there was a precinct house at police
station at the end of my driveway that close to
my house, time I called them and they got there,
whoever's coming to my front door would have me already. Yeah,
there's the way the policeing o that quick. You know?
Have they some people who just need killing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Anybody, anybody come to mind, James.
Speaker 8 (46:36):
I won't name them on the air, but.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Thank you very much, James. I'd love to think about it, y'all.
Hang on here in just a second.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Me ask you this.
Speaker 10 (47:01):
A guy breaks into your house, but you don't have
a gun, how are you going to shoot him?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Thank you very Muchneeda Meyer, Cloude Meyer, what's his name?
Speaker 8 (47:17):
What is his name?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
I can't I don't know. You knocked your right out
of my head. Gun to kill people? The government does?
What's just about guns being dangerous? Gun's been around for years.
Speaker 8 (47:31):
If they were dangerous, I just think someone would have
said something.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
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Speaker 8 (48:01):
Oh that's why you've You've got it already, Just buy
some more.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Anyway, the stories hit on. Here's been happening. Burglar found stunck.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
In vent Uh huh sersday bright.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Stuck since two a m. Somebody picked him up when
they came to work Tuesday. Legs were dangling from the ceiling.
So he wasn't really hiding very good either.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Uh we like a dumb crook.
Speaker 8 (48:27):
Story wasn't why he was trying to steal? What kind
of story was that to you? So?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
No? What is the paramedics police arrived Philly Connection restaurant China.
Speaker 8 (48:41):
That's worth the risk.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
He was hunger.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
He laid back on the sandwich through and they make
If you ever find James stuck in a chimney Philly, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Know it's probably because he smelt it. I could do
any movies over there this weekend. You know, I'm billy.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
You know, it's been kind of slim pickings at the
movies lately. Yeah, there's this is a slow time of
year for the movies anyway.
Speaker 8 (49:07):
But see, I like I like movies. Whither the stage
coaches or police cars. I don't get it in the
same movie. It's believable to me, you know what I mean.
I don't like any family Julia Roberts does. I'm so
sick of that woman. Just I'm sicking here about her
husbands or twins and babies.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
I'm just tired of the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (49:28):
Really, I am. You know, And we all know this
marriage is not going to last either. We all know that,
you know.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And what is it with Holly? Why why can't they
stay married?
Speaker 13 (49:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Because they can't find somebody that loves them as much
as they love them, So it must be you know.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I don't know, John Boys stayed married in awful long time.
I mean, you got enough, you's bread and around.
Speaker 8 (49:53):
I guess they can just afford divorce.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, they ain't worried about you know, who's gonna
get the.
Speaker 8 (49:59):
House or all right, they'll just go by another house.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah that just go show you y'all look at your
little actresses and all that.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
But I know that somebody is tired of it right
now nowhere somebody.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
Oh absolutely, it looks not just going to show that
looks are on everything, because if looks was the main
thing that you wouldn't have. Uh. This this guy now
that this Pickett the boy you know?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh yeah, so you love him? You love I like you.
Speaker 8 (50:31):
I never met you, but.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
I know you know they broke up because they say
one of the rivers I saw she didn't want to
have a baby, and he wants to start a family,
and she doesn't want to put her career on hold.
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Basic I thought it was because of Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Well that was a factor too, to the rumor. Yeah,
so he won't have a baby, just not with her.
He wanted to have a baby basically with anybody, and Angelina.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
How hard? That's why I.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Look, it's a shame. Did you see somebody like Brad
Pitt whiny because he can't I want a baby?
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Don't you know how it works?
Speaker 8 (51:18):
I know old fat other guys that can get a baby. God,
that's who you How people do say around and talk.
You don't heard these guys who know their wife is
not very attractive, but the girlfriends not, you know, and
(51:40):
that's how they justified she might have been the girl
in the world. I'll see what thing. I ain't got
to worry about her leaving me? Well, do she gonna
leave nobody?
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Oh, man, James, we had a big time. Thanks for you.
Speaker 8 (51:59):
Oh wait, is enjoy being?
Speaker 9 (52:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, Steve, thank you, buddy. You've been careful out here
for any good man.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Tell you Jack, Randy, I'll have a good weekend. Call
me if I need you. Billy hit it, let's go.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
You can dowload your favorite John Boy and Billy albums
instantly at the iTunes music store. Get more info at
the Big Show dot com. Thanks for Dualtne Music Group,
John moy and Billy's Grilling Sauce, Beef Jerky, Genuine Mountain
spring Water. Get them now at fine stores everywhere. Order
Big Show stuff by phone just call eight hundred and
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(52:36):
and parajeet dot net.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
Alright, y'all, have a good weekend. Saturday.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's your Big Show tomorrow and then we'll see you
on Monday morning. Something you ain't gonna believe. Ladies and gentlemen.
Monday morning, the.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Premiere the myth I mentionine The land Slater.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
That is pretty much how I put it.
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