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Love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey a Jeff, not a Chattanooga ten.
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I say we.
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Shot.
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Don't run the other way, Jeff, come on up here,
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Good morning. How you fell in through it? I think
we all right?
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Buddy, all right, Jeff, let's see if you get this
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Pack you ready to go? I'm ready fuck up?
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All right in five seconds. Three things you hear on
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He's music can commercial?
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Bam.
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Ready go.
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Mosquitos, roaches and ants.
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I was gonna do a ugly uncle jokes, but I
edited myself, all right, Jeff. Three things you do on
a Saturday night, ready to go?
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Watch the movie, watch a movie, eat dinner, and.
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Read a book.
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Oh you read a book on a Saturday night? Well,
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I read a book on time I had my wife
here is at me.
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You got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
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All right?
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Can I do a shout out?
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You go ahead.
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I'd like to say hello to my beautiful wife, my
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Well all right, jankies, and my brothers.
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And sisters in the Marine Corps.
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Well right, well, Jeff, thank you for your service and
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A stick with a big rusty nail in it, and
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Before New Years.
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And we liked it.
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Cindy Balcom from Knee Deep in Bluegrass joins us. In
minutes she wrote a brand new book. We got some
dog lovers here and this is for just like a
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I want to get to our very special guest this morning.
I'll heard us talk about miss Cindy Balcom for years now.
She was host of Knee Deep in Bluegrass under the
John Boy and Billy Network umbrella. Her husband Terry Balcom,
played many times on The Big Show. One of the
best banjo players in the world. Terry tragically lost his life.
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I don't even know how long it's been now, you.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Know it's almost two years now.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Wow, Wow, that is something.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And the Louie Body Dementia Association, well, let me say
that I'm going all over the place.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
We've been talking with Cindy.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So first of all, let's give you the backstory about
about your husband, Terry and how he tragically as away
way too early soon.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Well, he had a full time career in music for
more than five decades, worked with some great folks like
Friend of the Big Show, Jerry Douglas, Ricky Skagg's, Vince Gill,
founding member of Dulas and in Quicksilver, Third Time Out,
lou Reid, Terry Bakam and Carolina and so many more.
And he got a diagnosis of Louis body dementia in
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March of twenty twenty three. And I might have heard
the term two times in my life Louis body dementia
and wound up learning way more about it than I
ever dreamed I would need to. But Terry was so
gracious navigating the journey, and Louis body dementia is not
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something that puts you on a steady decline. It's very
much a roller coaster, a lot of physical symptoms that
mimick Parkinson's hallucinations paranoia. But there would be times where
he would come back and be himself, and so I
never knew from one hour to the next which guy
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I was getting and his neurologist told me early, if
he's not in your world, you can go to his,
which was probably some of the best advice I ever got,
because if he would be seeing things, I would have
him describe them. I would take care of them so
he didn't have to worry about it. And even when
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he was diagnosed and well into his illness, he was
still playing banjo and fiddles so well. And that's something
else than neurologist told me, would stay with him for
a very long time. That part of the brain hangs
on to that creative part. Anyone that has been an
artist of any kind, they can really hang on to
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that musical aspect to help them through the illness. And
he did and actually played on stage with his band
up until six months before he passed, and it was
it was quite quite a journey. But in everything, you
can look back ways to be grateful. I think of
folks that Lou's loved one suddenly I knew what was coming,
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had time to say everything, spend time with him, and
there's a lot to be grateful for. And I'm happy
for our twenty three years and all the music we
produced together and the travel we got to do together.
But I really saw early on I needed to focus
my grief into something positive. So that's where the book
came along.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
There it is, and was talking about that the first time.
I've never heard of that until Terry, you know, came
down with this and trying to understand it like that.
That's the best description I've had and was going to
bother you have you.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Heard of that before? Randonwada?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
And even since then, people have approached me and said, oh,
my father has this, or my mother's just been diagnosed,
and now people will approach me to talk about it.
So I thought, with a lighthearted children's book told from
his dog's perspective, it might help families be able to
navigate it a little more easily.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
That is, that's great, and we have the book Solomon
Simon dog man Jack goes, so, tell us about this dog,
this inspiration.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
For you book.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Well, he is the most loving, little nurturing fella, and
he was always at Terry's side, regardless of what he
was called as Terry's disease progressed. In fact, there's a
portion of the book that said, when Terry wanted to
call me, his words got lost. He started calling me
so it didn't matter. When he heard Terry's voice, he
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would go to him and he is just now. He
is my comfort and strength. But he was exactly what
Terry needed and we adopted him. He is a rescue
and so Terry said, one day, I think it's time
we get another dog. We'd always had dogs throughout our
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twenty three years together, but our last one had passed
away about a year and a half earlier, and we
were ready to get another one. Started visiting the shelters
and when we met this guy, we knew that he
was the one. A little nine pound terrier mix, and
he can jump from the floor up to my shoulder.
I mean, he's quite a jumper. That's how his name
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Jack came in there. One of Terry's friends said he
must have some Jack Russell in him, and Terry said
Jack would be a good name for him, even though
he had a lot of names already. But you know,
and just to take the first couple of pages of
the book, it's told from the dog's perspective and starts.
My good friend Terry was a musical man who traveled
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the world playing in bands, but he had to stay home.
This world class musician when his doctors revealed he had
a condition, his memory faded. He needed something new. I
was waiting at the shelter. I needed him too. So
I hope that families will realize the importance of the
shelter dogs that need their forever home and how much
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help they can be in times of distress with an illness,
whether it's dementia, Alzheimer's or anything. Really, if you've got
a loved one suffering, that animal can bring so much support.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Absolutely, that's awesome sending. And these illustrations are awesome too.
I just am so happy.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Grace van Hoff is a banjo player, and she'd been
around Terry so much and studied his work. I felt
like she could capture his personality really well, and she
did so. My mission with the book is threefold, keeping
Terry's musical legacy alive and his memory intact, and also
raising money and awareness for Louis Body dementia and animal
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shelter adoption.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Solomon Simon dog Man Jack, written by Cindy Balcom, illustrated
by Grays van Hoff, forward by Ricky Skaggs. In all
proceeds all prophets go to the Louis Body Dementia Association.
That's LBDA dot org if you all would like to
look it up. And what's this Bonaparte Retreat dog rescue.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Emmy lou Harris founded Bonaparte's Retreat. She traveled with her
dog Bonaparte on the road for more than a decade,
and when Bonaparte passed, to pay tribute to Bonaparte, she
started a dog rescue in Nashville called Bonaparte's Retreat. And
so that is where half of the prophets are going.
In the other half to the Louis Body Dementia Association. So,
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you know, if I can help rescue some dogs and
bring awareness to Louis body dementia that Terry suffered with,
and keep his musical legacy alive, my heart will be happy.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Turning grief into good.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You know, we talk about that, we're lucky enough to
meet a lot of people have done that in Sindy,
and you're part of our family doing that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Oh, thank you Johnny.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
So great to see everybody.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
I've missed seeing you all and it's really good to
be here. And I appreciate the opportunity to talk about
the book.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Absolutely, baby, Thank you so y'all. What's the best way
for our listeners to get a copy?
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Well, I think that Jackie is going to put a
link on your website or social media. Nice and at
Knee Deep and Bluegrass dot com, there's an easy link
as well.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
All right, Well, let's go ahead. Put that up on
the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. Take tat all right,
and the Big Show dot com as well. Do that
so I know a lot of y'all listen would like
to have this book. Is a great kids book for
great causes.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Way to go, Sindy.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Love you so much, Johnny, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
All right, all right, y'all. Well, let's play our John
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except for James Madison, James K. Polk, James Buchanan and
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Every US president Courtney has had at least one of these,
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except for James Madison, James K. Polk out of Pinebo,
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What is a child?
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Head over to Rayford for you.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
All right, thank you so very much.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
I appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, so I'm gonna move cartony and give a
shout out to the little album A little Adam the
captain of the chicken ship from the House of Rayfer.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Did you follow that? Yeah, all right, now we're good,
Captain Lettle Adam. That's a raven chicken ship. It was
a load on the Ocean Air Force. All right, Courtney,
I go baby.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
By them of the hourds, top of your knew all right,
call to our agent. Hurry on the other side in
twenty minutes, own Nerve, Good morning, makes shows on the radio,
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and say who's on the desk over in red Hot
this morning?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Hello, red Hot, turn to cook. Merry Christmas, Happy Honikah,
happy holidays, and for our atheist friends, so you're going
to hell your call?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I seal jamumbella here excuse me while I boogloo.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
They having good holidays?
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Do you care? Or are you just being plite.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I'm just being fly there.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
See how much time that's that.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Good work can wait?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Out to Murray even me, hold on, I'll paging toy
you Murray, h boy.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
Bobby on, Joe.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Beg It'll be right with you.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Thank you, jump out.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeahm Murray just checking in to say we got any
gigs lined up for the holidays.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Well, let me check. Uh, nope, you're totally open.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Really, Christmas nothing.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
That showbiz, babe. Hey, this time of year when people
want a jolly, fat guy with a tiny little popper,
you're just not their first choice.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, there's that holiday Joe, guys waiting for.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Doesn't seem like Christmas without it?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
So what are you working on?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
Were brainstorming the next Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
So what does that mean?
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Well, you know about Black Friday to day after Thanksgiving
and Cyber Monday, the only day of the year anybody
uses the word cyber. We're trying to come up with
themes for other holidays, shopping promotions, ah, such as Sabado Myron.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Who's that.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
It's not a who, it's a what. Sabadoo Myron is
Spanish for brown Saturday. It's a day especially for Hispanic shoppers.
Spanish speaking employees help non English speakers buy gifts for
the people on their list or least i, as they
call it.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
W is Brown Saturday racist Kimbo?
Speaker 9 (33:38):
If we like their race? How could that be race?
We're also working on an evening promotion where we bring
in a Mexican improv team and they do bad comedy
sketches that don't really have an ending. It's called Sabado
Night Live. Else, Yes, there's Yellow Sunday.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let me get Today's just for Asian people.
Speaker 9 (34:02):
No, a day when all products that are yellow are
an extra twenty percent off. And by the way, now,
who sounds rape? We also have Pink Tuesday, ah, just
for gay guys. No, it's a Susan G. Coleman promotion.
You are just eat up with bigotry.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
You't giving me much to go on here.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
Hey, I've also got a promotion for convenience stores where
they bring in people who are fluent in English, but
their pronunciation makes it hard to figure out what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Now, what's that one called regular business album?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Okay, that one may be a bad race. Well, oh oh,
I do have a client that might want to book
you for a Valentine's Day promotion. Oh yeah, yeah, two questions,
have you ever shot a bow and arrow? And what
size adult diaper do you wear?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
What I'll be doing that?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Shoot yourself, mister Olivier, Hold, I'm a bigger name.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
On the other line, Hell, tell Porsche, I'll call her Porsche. Wow.
Is that the Porscha that's married to Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
No, this is a Porsche that sells cars. I'm trying
to book an appointment for an oil chain lunch later.
How do you a machine? Call my machine and give
my luck to Bobby that's barely him too? And Jimbo?
Why call me?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Well, our oldest listeners made a run to the big
city and as usual stop buy for some coffee.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Let's hear what is up to normal?
Speaker 9 (35:51):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Hey, you know old had back covers.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I hadn't seen you, says before Halloween? Did you have
a big time at farm this year?
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Old?
Speaker 14 (36:01):
By the every same every year? You know, kids showing
up in the craziest get ups I ever did see.
Now and I was a young and you got no
sheet went out as a ghost or maybe tye kerchief
on a stick and goes a hobo. I had one
kid this year showed up looking like some kind of robot.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
He says he's a transformer.
Speaker 14 (36:19):
Said he can turn into the car, and sure enough
he got down on the ground there and folded himself
up into a little red hot rod.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That is the danged this thing I ever did see.
They go all out, don't they.
Speaker 14 (36:30):
I'll say, some of them go crazy with the makeup.
This one little gal getting toward the end of the night,
she come in dressed as the ugliest little witch I
ever did see. I said, oh lord, you are but ugly.
Who did your makeup?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Good?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Huh No, she wasn't wearing no makeup. They had to
give her five candy bars get her stop crying.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Well, mistakes bound to happen like that, So you gave
out treats any tricks. Well, the first time in a
long time. Some of the local youngins got that tpe fever.
That's not a very neighborly way to treat a senior citizen.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Did you get it cleaned up?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (37:07):
Yeah, it took a while, though. Putting all that back
on that little cardboard roll took nearly all day.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
You saved it.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
John boy, not all of us is rolling in that
big radio mane and way I look at it, I
figured I gotten up to last till late spring twenty
twenty seventies.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
U what did the kids ever apologized to you?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
No?
Speaker 14 (37:26):
But I did leave them a note on the gate,
a stern warning. Oh hell no, I just let him
know face planning on coming back. I was running low
on paper towel. So you didn't try to get them
back or anything? Well, come on, now you can tell me.
Oh hell, I guess it don't matter nothing. Now I
got this friend Pete Simmons who raises them, them big
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dogs with the square heads. Right wilder, sound right?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Nerve you didn't seek the dogs on them, did you?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Well?
Speaker 14 (37:54):
I thought about it, but I had a better idea,
you know, And them dogs have a pretty impressive how
am I gonna say this on the radio, A pretty
good sized bio movement.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So you dug a big pit trap and filled it
with dog duty for him to fall in. Look you
want to keep guessing or would you like me just so?
I'm just getting into the story. Please go on.
Speaker 14 (38:17):
Well, I went over to pizza and the big old
grocery sack ahead and I got a dozen or so
of the most impressive ones, and then I stopped at
the store for a few things and stuck them turns
in the fridge so they'd stiffen up. Of mine melted
down some of them chocolate bars. Stuck some peanuts on
them things and layered on the melted chocolate. Then I
took some Baby Ruth bars, carefully opened the rappers, tuck
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the candy out, put the turns in, stuck them in
a dish by the gate, and said.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Take one only please. Well that is both cruel and cool.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
I didn't put it out there until after the little
ones had made their run.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Did it work? Well, I guess so.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Unfortunately it had come back kind of bait me in
behind end. How so, well, I'm gonna have to come
out of pocket for paper town. Now you're gonna leave
a bad taste in their mouths.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Well not for long. I throw some breath mints in
that bucket too, I ain't no months. Well that's a
great story anyway. Well, not got to get the mosey
in now. So whatever happened to those Baby Ruth candy bars? Oh, hell,
I know you was gonna ask.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
I got him right here.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
For you, jack pot.
Speaker 14 (39:19):
Well, I'm gonna snag me another coffee. I'm a way
out the door. Keep you saddle oil, then your gun greased,
and holler if you need me.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
You got the big show on the radio, more chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Oh, I didn't see you there. This is Professor moving
handed day, head of eh ah oh, ahead of the
big show science in History division. And you're listening to
two boys who are destined to be history, John Boy
and Biddy on the Big Show.
Speaker 14 (39:54):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
When I say they'll be history, I didn't need to
buy a naked give.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I simply meant that they.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
What did I need?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
M Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(40:38):
A holiday message.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
What a meal? I'm going to explode. Come here, kid,
give old uncle Ernie's finger a pool. Come on, give
her a pool.
Speaker 15 (40:48):
Okay, every holiday season thousands of nieces and nephews are
needlessly humiliated by insensitive uncles.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Here, try the left hand. Come on, what are you try?
Speaker 12 (41:02):
If this sounds like you or someone you know, call
us we're pulling on.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
Well, first, I tried to cut back on my home now.
But when you see one of those little naive faces
staring up at you, your finger just sort of.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Pops out in the torment. Do you bring on yourself?
Speaker 12 (41:20):
And others joined pulling on?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Ernie did?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
That's right?
Speaker 13 (41:23):
And I like to thank you.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Can I shake your hand?
Speaker 7 (41:27):
Ernie?
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Put her there? Okay, got you.
Speaker 12 (41:32):
Pulling on? Please call. We're reaching out to you.