November 20, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll call Murray for an update on our Holiday bookings.. - John Boy’s centenarian neighbor, Nervel T. Wheeler tells how he pranked the pranksters on Halloween.. - We’ll hear a Holiday message from the folks at “Pull-a-Non”.. - Uncle Buddy delivers a cornucopia of Thanksgiving themed one-liners.. - Cadbury gets in on the last hour by request.. - and we lock up right after Ricky B. Sharp takes over our Karaoke booth for his “It’s a Bad Day for Thanksgiving” song…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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a holiday set from Uncle Buddy. First, let me tell
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
Right now, it's time for Huncle Bonny. How are Yeah?
What a crowd? What a crowd?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
One more person? This could be a jib Bush rally.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'll tell you that right now. And here he is, folks.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
One day he got hammered and chased a fire truck
for six blocks before he collapsed.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And yell fine, keep your damn ice cream forty shine bloom,
all right, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
What's going on? What's going on? Politics? Here's something. I
heard a statistic the other day that chilled me to
the bone. Did you know have you got a second?
Did you know that one in three Hillary Clinton supporters
is just as dumb as the other two? Wow? Hillary supporters,
there's a sheltered bunch. I'll tell you that right now.
What must it be like to live in that bizarro
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world where the truth is a lie and the liar
is the truth. You see these guys go to Hillary
rallies and ask them people, can you name just one
of Hillary Clint's accomplishments?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And he answers always the same. Oh, I was.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like Billy doing a Tasmanian devior. You gotta support a
candidate and know them. I can answer that question. You
what's your name with a ball cap?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Job?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Ball?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Ask me, ask me can you name one Hillary Clinton accomplished?
And ask me, can you name one Hillary Clinton accomplished?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Lying?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
See?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is that so tough? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right, let's get off Hillary said yoke. Oh all right, Well,
the holidays are rapidly approaching. Don't you just love it?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Me either, the holidays.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The holidays A bunch of people you see once a
year show up at your house, eat all the food,
take advantage of you overstate ill welcome, and then leave
without cleaning up after themselves. It's like being invaded by democrats.
I kid I'm a kidder. I'm a joke guy. You
know what My favorite part of the holiday is when
it's over. I can't have people over anymore for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I got a parrot scratch that I inherited a parent,
an old sailor friend of mine, Rick. He died and
he left me this parrot in his will. Brutus. That's
a great name for a bird. So this bird cusses
like rayfer than a leaf blower. I'm telling you that right.
He fires off exploitives like he's in a rap concept.
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I'll tell you that now. Last year, Sheila had enough.
Brutus was cussing out the mailman and she grabbed him
at he stuck you in a freezer for two minutes.
She opened the door and took him out, along with
the frozen turkey for dinner. She said, have you learned
your lesson? Brutus says, yeah, But what the hell did
the turkey do?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What the hell is up with pumpkin? Can somebody explain
this thing to me. I knew Billy would like this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Pumpkin. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
October starts pumpkin Mania, pumpkin everything, pumpkin coffee, pumpkin cheesecake,
pumpkin ice cream, punkin bread, pumpkin soup, pumpkin fudge. And
when that's all gone, pumpkin farts. She can't get away
from it. Pumpkins are meant to be carved, am I right?
You take a big old pumpkin, you scoop all the
insides out, and when it's empty, you put a candle
in it so you can see something behind the eyes,
and then you sit and stare at it and wonder
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why you're bothering. So basically, you go to all that trouble,
and you got Bernie Sanders sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
On your front course.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Thanksgiving is tough for some families. My pal Eddie in Dallas.
He calls his son Nathan in New York, three days
before Thanksgiving last year. I says, I'm sorry to tell you,
but your mother and I are getting a divorce. I
can't take it any more, with the moaning and the complaining.
We can't stand the sight of each other. I'm telling
you first Nathan, because you're the oldest. Please tell your sister.
Nathan calls his sister and he tells her what's going on,
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and he says, no way, this is happening. I'm gonna
see them for Thanksgiving. The sister calls her parents and
father and says, now, listen, no you don't. Don't you
do a thing. Nathan and I will be there tomorrow.
Don't you do a thing till we get that. Edie
puts down the phone, turns the way wife and says,
good news. The kids are coming after all, and they're
paying their own way. That's a big punch line for
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Jewish audience, says, I'll tell you that right now. A
woman is pacing the floor waiting for her husband to
get home from Thanksgiving after a long business trip. The
phone rings. She answers it it's a husband. He says, honey,
it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I
was hit by a car as I was leaving the conference.
I was lucky Paula brought me to the hospital. They've
done a lot of tests, taking some X rays. The
blow to my head was pretty severe. I got a concussion,
(04:53):
I got three broken ribs and some internal bleeding. I've
got a compound fracture on my right leg, and they
may have to amputate my left foot if it doesn't
heal quickly. I've had three transfusions, i got double vision.
It looks like I'm gonna be in the hospital for
a while. I've been Room four h six at Baptist East.
The wife says, who's Paula.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, that's it for me. Come on, buddy, Big Show
won turn into the web so long?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Everybody's four minutes gonna work? Hi, y'all, Let's play beat
the Blonde for the bird Tea County Peanuts Prize Bag
one eight under a Big Show, he told free Line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next. Good Morning, it's a
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big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Rolling through your Thursday Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Today's featured track for the Big Show bed Box Reggae
me sharp Singings.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's a bad day for Thanksgiving. Search for a keyword?
Bad day.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
There's a bed box at the magshow dot comy Right now,
let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
We got our blonde. Now let's get our contestants.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
They had a jack at a Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey Jack, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, we are somebody
welcome in here? Taya, John? Yeah, you get okay, Tya,
you agree. There's a great two belt to bo do
you know it?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, let's do it jumping right in here, Tata. So
back during early Thanksgiving celebrations, they also bent on sporting events.
Of course, it wasn't football. Back then they had to
toss around a real pig skin.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
On.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was still wearing it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So anyway, they've been on sporting events. What sport was it?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Oh, let's see, I am gonna believe and say archery, archery,
old bow and arrow.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Bill comes to get out there with the Indians. Hello,
arrow competition, gif Jack, do you agree or disagree? You know,
I think I'm gonna agree on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh dog going, No, it was shooting. Y'all heard me
have a turkey shoot?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, it wasn't that.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Okay, I said, I was impressed for half a second.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Don'g going, there's a buzzer. Let's say, when can get
a ball here? Jack? All right, tay there.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
According to the butter Ball Corporation, they recommend that you
thaw and unwrapped turkey in the refrigerator. How long per
four pounds of bird Man and code cooking.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I believe when I was included on the turkey dinner preparation,
it was one hour per four pounds, one hour per
four pound.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, there you go, Jack, what'd you say?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I think I'm gonna disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And that wasn't day to do? One day for four pounds.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I mean unless you're one day, unless your refrigerator is broken.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
A turkey sickle the lick. There's that bell. We got
a full count going into the final question. Dater.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sarah Hale, editor for a prestigious women's magazine, I know
you get them all.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, well.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
She led a persistent thirty six year campaign that eventually
resulted in an official national holiday.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What holiday is it?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Sarah Hale?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
She led the campaign for Memorial Day.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Memorial Day, So Jack, agree or disagree? All the holidays
to choose from day, says Sarah did Memorial Day?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I'm gonna disagree. I was hoping you we.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Actually the holiday.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We're coming up on Thanksgiving, Thanks, said Sarah Hall. It
was originally just he Ray, a regional celebration held in You, England,
but in eighteen sixty three her campaign finally succeeded in
no way, honest, Dave declared the National Hallway.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
See that was a trick question I worked out with Jack.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Congratulations Jack, big old prize back head down to Greenville for.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You appreciate Joe got it, buddy, Bottom of.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The hour and top of your news.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
On the other side, I remembering Rayford for this November
to twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There we go, fall back in that sight.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Probert Rayfert, first thing this morning, jump starting the John
Boyn Billy Show with some nonsense from around the world.
Items you'll hear only here on the John Boyn Billy Show.
I figure I can say that because the TV stations
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When they say you only see it here, that's because
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date line pizza. Italy police charge an evil father of
three with child abuse after he forced his teenage son
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when they saw the boy on his hands and knees
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The hottest news sport in Germany is wall banging, a
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bodies into a brick wall. There's a computer in the
wall that measures impact and gives each contestant a reading.
The game is won by the player who makes the
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have the anchor man you put himself in the stories
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of stuff like that, and I was a news anchor.
Remember the time I was thrown through a fake brick
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John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Good morning by Jone's on the radio. It's time to exite.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Patrick. Hey, fix me up one of them hot to tricks.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
You know what that is?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's energy, Fiz't prune juice that way. I get up
enough speeding energy to get to the bathroom all time.
Make a man say.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yoo, what's up?
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Welcome to xite the place to golf all the four
on one you need for all your uh uh, what
you call intro citational regul relationships. Dear, I you'll find
out this is not really a relationshrimp question, but it
does have to do with being a man.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Oh lord, I hope to say one of that.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think I'm a home old letter. I just turned
for him, and I know I have to start having
a certain doctor's exam. I'm not old. I'm not afraid
of having it done, but I'm nervous about going through
all that and then saying something stupid. I heard your
mama's so fat advice for that, dude, and I knew
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you were the go to guy for some help with
this embarrassing situation.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Barrassing situation all.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right, Signed Dean in winter Park, signed a name to it, man.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dead Dean Hoo. I admire you, brother.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I got to get all liquored up to go through
that one, and the doctor gotta be good looking too.
I don't care how drunk I is. I don't want
no ugly guy looking on my old address. H But
I regress. Look, brother, U, no matter how shy you is,
there is always a way to lighten the mood in
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these uh prostrotracheological matters.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And now a lot of men's leave the joke making
to the doctor, and some of them guess what good
material too?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
My doctor used to say, uh uh, if you want
a second opinion, I'll use two fingers nex time.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Or did you swallow a whole ham? He's good, man,
he's good.
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for a doctor, So be prepared to take charge of
that human situation. He's already saddled with a job or
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doctor McCoy, you're a boldly going where no man's gone before.
If you find a millia air hot tell her. I said, hey,
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Now?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
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awie there yet any sign of the trap minus chief.
I don't know why that took on me. You put
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your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
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Now I know how a muppet feels that was quick.
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Get right in there, get it and get out. If
the hand don't fit, you must quit legal humor. And
he is my favorite doc. Could you please write a
note to my wife's saying my head is not up
there you are write that one down, Joabo. There you go, Dean,
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my brother, They do get you through a few years.
And considering the deplicate nature of your letter, I leave
out the usual foot in assu he says.
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He peace out.
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Speaker 6 (19:32):
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Speaker 5 (20:09):
And then.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I was going to go on Tom Cruise.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Tom Cruise finally received his first Oscar.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What were the Oscars?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
No?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Hollywood history was made the other night. After more than
forty years of unforgettable performances and daring stunts, Tom Cruise
won an Oscar at the Governor's Awards. Say what So?
Cruise has been nominated twice for an Oscar, one for
the Board of the Fourth July and one for Jerry Maguire,
but winning one has been long been mission impossible for Tom.
(20:42):
But he finally took home an honorary honorary Oscar the
other night at the sixteenth Annual Academy Governor's Awards.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh that's worse than not. I never heard that one honorary.
I've never Here's when we stole.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Thank are receiving honorary oscars were Dolly Parton and a
choreographer by the name of Debbie Allen. You may owe her.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
She's very popular.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
It so post Malone's been confirmed that he will be
the halftime performer on Thanksgiving Day when the Cowboys host
the Kansas City Chiefs. Post will kick off the Salvation
Army's annual Red Kettle fundraiser. Little John will perform at
halftime when the Cincinnati Bengals play the Ravens in Baltimore,
and the Detroit Lions hired Eminem to consult for the
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next few years on their Thanksgiving Day halftime shows. Jack White,
formerly of the White Stripes, does the honors this year.
No doubt he'll lead the ford Field Crown in chanting
the opening cords to Seven Nation Army. If you're a
White Stripes fan, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That song stays door. Johnny's Cantonese alone.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
They always how with one request. This time next year,
Jumanji three will be in theaters, returning for the three quel,
r Dwayne the Rock, Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Caring, Gillian,
David de Vido, Danny Danny DeVito, and Nick Jonas, according
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to The Hollywood Reporter, So you got that going for
you next year. Last week, Sony Pictures finalized the screen
rights to La Booboo with the aim of launching a
film franchise. So yes, they're gonna make that little that
little thing that people have hanging off their hook facts
and their purses, We're gonna make that into something. I'm
sure it's all about merchandising. But Baboo Boo and the
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eighteen year old granddaughter of President Donald Trump entered her
first LPGA tournament.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I saw it to y'all.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
She finished in last place after two rounds at eighteen
strokes over par. But she's a senior in high school.
So she signed this month a letter of intent to
play golf for the University of Miami.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So go, little baby Trump. All right, Oh, how romantic?
How was Thank you very much for everything.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well, let's get us a winner, all right, let's play
worthy word one eight hundred, big show you told free live.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play
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back in the day.
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I get around there and boog it.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Cople scamp.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh, come on, y'all, let's play.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I went everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay bird you word that a wordy word. Let's meet
our contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Alright, we got Keith from Brandon, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Good morning, Keith Martin, John Moore, how's everybody? Man by?
Good right here? Let's meet who you playing?
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Whoa is?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
John from Floyd, Virginia, Good.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Morning, John, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Harry Morny, All right, Floyd, Virginia. That's for my boys,
little young kids. The brother's young and man mandolin playing
duos one all kind of award.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Everyone gotta love it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Good stuff. Man Floyd's Country Store. All right, Dan, boys,
we got words dealing.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
With Thanksgiving the sounds of the season this morning. Gentle
to me, Tater and John, John Boy and Keith. All right,
we'll do two rounds boys.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Good luck. John, you relax, Me and Keith.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Will go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, Keith,
I'm ready, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
This is a big sport you watch on Thanksgiving. Football, Yeah,
uh huh. This is what you pour gravy on, not dressing,
but the other words. Har mashed potato. Yeah, I said,
all right, drink a hot cup of this in the
morning to wake up Coco no coffee, yes, uh huh.
A glass of red blank with your meal or white.
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This made that a great one. Yes.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is the fall season. What do you call fall?
It's what autumn?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay, oh, we have precious blank? Ah okay, don o,
my bad ran out his time. Good word, Keith.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Put a five on the board. All right, Tater, and
on for your round one. You readA John, You know
I am.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Start talk now.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
When you think back to past Thanksgiving, you have great
what blanks memories you I eat this the next day
these this is what the bird walks on. It's a
blank blank the bird that we eat at Thanksgiving, And
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this is what he walks on.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Is what? You have?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Two of them?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You have two of them? You have you have to
oh gosh, thank you actually saying the word together. I guess. Okay,
all right, sore, So Keith leading by two. Let's go
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in the round.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You ready, Keith, I'm ready? All right, starting the clock. Now,
this is what you eat for dessert left over from Halloween.
You make it can No, there's a round thing.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You make it. You make it in the oven?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Cake?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Is it a spice season? What will you talk about?
What's what? What's the jack o' lantern made of?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Pumpkin pie?
Speaker 11 (27:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's okay, let's go to the theater and watch a Yes, okay,
I don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I have the day off. Yes, all right, rally a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean that vein stuck out in your head? What?
What was what?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I can't remember what was hung up on? Pumpkin pine,
pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie? All right, that's all. I can't
put a three on that.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Five It isn't eight. So Tater and John, all right,
five will time six, will win?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, John, go before you eat.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Someone will say though blank grace, yeah, another name for it, prayers.
It's over over the whole meal, say a blank. You
may you may not stay home. You may blank for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, you may go, you may.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You may take a trip. You take a trip? You
do what over the holiday?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
You?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The traffic is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
It's what kind of traffic the airport. It's got a
lot of.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Was travel. Keith wins.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Words, John up, Floyd, Buddy, we'll give you another shout
out it down the road.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Man, appreciate you, play it absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Man, I love you guys. You give a shout out anyway, yes, sir,
of course, yes, thank you guys for all that you
do and all the service that all our military has done.
And I really really need to give a shout out
to my GF and to my friends at Ground Resolutions
in Floyd.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Thank you, all right, buddy, Thank you, John, Pejad you
and yours and look at you. Keith down in Brandon
winning a big old lode Tiger's prize by a good game.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Buddy, appreciate it, John, appreciate it. Yeah, all right, wait, Manue, Jack,
let me go ahead, Keith.
Speaker 12 (29:23):
Oh, I'm gonna give a shout out to where I
retired from Robot coop in originally Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
All all right, Buddy, would appreciate you, Jaggie, what you say, baby.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
Randy, I was trying to get your attention. I wish
you could see how Johnny walk rocks back and forth
in the chair staring at Tat because they were going
to lose.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He is so excited he knew it.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
It's so funny.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I'm sorry, Marcy, but I had the lamp.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
He's like a chip like I got this one.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
I kept trying to get Randy to look at me
so I could point at him, look at this man.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Sorry, Taylor, that's exactly.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
What you were doing.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You don't think I can see him. I can see
him on the corner my eye. It's not distracted.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Good Morning Big Shows on the Radio. Requested it for Mongo.
Thomas ros I know out of Macon, Georgia, says, how
about some early Cadbury You got it, Thomas coming up next,
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Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah we are, says a diet Coca Cola for mister
William like Cadbury and sweets for the sweet a room temperature?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
You who for the yahoos?
Speaker 8 (31:08):
All right?
Speaker 9 (31:09):
You're the man Canster, Yes, sir, I suppose I am
well man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
How do you like Daytona?
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Well would be possible exceptions of the heat, the humidity,
the noise and you all's fans. Seems to be a
veritable garden spot.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I knew you love it.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Cadboo, don't worry there, spunk you you only got one
more hour left on this autograph signing and you're off
the clock.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Then I shall retire to my lodging at the Lovely
Adams Mack Hotel and finish reading Les misrab.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hello, Boying, I believe that's pronounced less Miserables.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
My mistakes, Boying.
Speaker 12 (31:44):
Indeed, excuse me there, mister book of the month. If
you and the penguin are done the last kind of
back in a sorry billy.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Dang pins dry Cadbury pin Now your shop is uh
thanks Cadbury. Here you got a little baby dop. Thanks
so your Cadbury. I heard about you on the Big Show.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Good evening, Madam.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You're kind of cute, Catberry looks like somebody sweet on you.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Can I have your autograph? Cadbury?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
Well, I'm only the butler, Madam.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm really not worthy of.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Signing a cat Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Please please, It's part of the game.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Just sign the autograph.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Were you working for me? Cadbury? You're in a spotlight.
It's part of being with a Big Show. Soak up
the love, ma'a.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Oh, well, I guess an autograph wouldn't hurt all right, madam,
I would be honored. Where shall I sign?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Either one is found the lanch ahead staring at you Cadbury?
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Umaa hummaa, hummada hummaa.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Hummadashir and right big, there's.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Plenty around, madam. Will you kindly free hoster your bosom?
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Would you rather sign my other end? I'm so drunk I'd.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Have signed neither your Daria nor your bust is substance.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Good evening, Madam, Catbary, Are you crazy? You might never
get that sort of chance again.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Come on, it's like a shot.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Just get it over with. I conscious there's an extra
hundred bucks in it for you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Oh it's not the money, sick, what is it?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I can't keep my head from shaking. Yeah, I remember
my first time too, madam.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Could you please stop jiggling you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Mean giggling that too? Here, drink this a little liquid curage.
That's a pretty big glass, Johnny.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
I wouldn't normally say this, but good idea, sir.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh I like where this is done? Oh yeah, alright
there thanks catberry not made not so fast. Let me
just ut this out. Hey, there's no iron, can't bury.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
There is no.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Come down.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I rather enjoyed signing breast.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
This is, sir.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And how about you, madam?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And you.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And you you, you madam.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Magging your pardon, mister smarty morty.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
Perhaps a tight fitting T shirt does nothing appropriate?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Well, ah see, it's all fun and games, jause somebody
gets hurt.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
We better get you out of here before something happens.
I man, I tell you what the hell.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
I want to know?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You're a foreigner the road on My girlfriends love pillows, Tula,
I am they were weep it small, so I had
to write lewercase reeling left out, sir. Here you go,
son of us to the clop. Who's next? You are whether?
Don't hurt him?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Come?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's all right, I've got this one coming, and it
was worthy.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Back to the countruck. I get out.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
I'm left out for.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Look at him.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
We're passing around like some redneck marsh pill.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
This is terrible. You're telling me who's gonna get me another?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Brandy?
Speaker 7 (35:33):
You?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Who the body?
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Madams?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That one was an accident. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday morning.
Our feature track for the day, Ricky B. Shark singing
keyword bad days.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Here we'll go. Damn it, woman, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
You burn the turkey? It's our only way. Your crack
head cousin stole my wrist, watched the cat use the
taters as as a letter box. Das ain't gonna be
no fun. Take a deep breath, Dan counter Ties. It's
(37:11):
a bad day for Thanksgiving. Put myself through hell again?
Holy crap? Is all your kin here? Keep them losers
(37:32):
out of my be I just wanna watch the football games.
That ruling penful even tame. I wish you kids would
gott see that.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Dam counter Tes.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
That's a bad day for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Leut myself through he again? Liucy, Lucy, can you do
something about your mother? Oh lord, what now she's hammer
pow hammer, She's patting a turkey and saying good kiddy. Uh,
here's some organ news.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
You're sitting at the kid's table.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
What I have doings most beloved fat food mascot and
the boy got hitd of this household.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You can't expect someone like me to sit at the
kids table. I know, but the new red Bubby needs
the hot chair.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
It's time to go home, y'all.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Why is your daddy in his underwear?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
And why is he sitting in my favorite chair? How
did it all goes so wrong? I should have just
said so long to bove my as to Hong Kong
to come take a steep breath and counter TEA guy
(39:14):
has a baday for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Put myself through count again.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
There's nothing left in the free My eyeballs starting to twin.
The other saddle lights gotta glitched.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I never should have got it. I'm a sorry son
of us. It's a bad day for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Go through.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It's a bad day four on Thanksgiving and I go
through hell again, Well the hell is everybody?
Speaker 12 (40:30):
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Speaker 2 (40:59):
I love you man this
Yeod morning, Big Show's on the radio. Stand by for
a holiday set from Uncle Buddy. First, let me tell
you what you can win if you can beat the blonde.
We got a big oldisworm of a small batch handcook
peanuts from birdt County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over
one hundred years. You can make Birte County Peanuts part
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for it in minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Right now, it's time for Huncle Bonny. How are Yeah?
What a crowd? What a crowd?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
One more person? This could be a jib Bush rally.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'll tell you that right now. And here he is, folks.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
One day he got hammered and chased a fire truck
for six blocks before he collapsed.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And yell fine, keep your damn ice cream forty shine bloom,
all right, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
What's going on? What's going on? Politics? Here's something. I
heard a statistic the other day that chilled me to
the bone. Did you know have you got a second?
Did you know that one in three Hillary Clinton supporters
is just as dumb as the other two? Wow? Hillary supporters,
there's a sheltered bunch. I'll tell you that right now.
What must it be like to live in that bizarro
(01:24):
world where the truth is a lie and the liar
is the truth. You see these guys go to Hillary
rallies and ask them people, can you name just one
of Hillary Clint's accomplishments?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And he answers always the same. Oh, I was.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Like Billy doing a Tasmanian devior. You gotta support a
candidate and know them. I can answer that question. You
what's your name with a ball cap?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Job?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Ball?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Ask me, ask me can you name one Hillary Clinton accomplished?
And ask me, can you name one Hillary Clinton accomplished?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Lying?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
See?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is that so tough? All right?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right, let's get off Hillary said yoke. Oh all right, Well,
the holidays are rapidly approaching. Don't you just love it?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Me either, the holidays.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The holidays A bunch of people you see once a
year show up at your house, eat all the food,
take advantage of you overstate ill welcome, and then leave
without cleaning up after themselves. It's like being invaded by democrats.
I kid I'm a kidder. I'm a joke guy. You
know what My favorite part of the holiday is when
it's over. I can't have people over anymore for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I got a parrot scratch that I inherited a parent,
an old sailor friend of mine, Rick. He died and
he left me this parrot in his will. Brutus. That's
a great name for a bird. So this bird cusses
like rayfer than a leaf blower. I'm telling you that right.
He fires off exploitives like he's in a rap concept.
(02:54):
I'll tell you that now. Last year, Sheila had enough.
Brutus was cussing out the mailman and she grabbed him
at he stuck you in a freezer for two minutes.
She opened the door and took him out, along with
the frozen turkey for dinner. She said, have you learned
your lesson? Brutus says, yeah, But what the hell did
the turkey do?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What the hell is up with pumpkin? Can somebody explain
this thing to me. I knew Billy would like this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Pumpkin. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
October starts pumpkin Mania, pumpkin everything, pumpkin coffee, pumpkin cheesecake,
pumpkin ice cream, punkin bread, pumpkin soup, pumpkin fudge. And
when that's all gone, pumpkin farts. She can't get away
from it. Pumpkins are meant to be carved, am I right?
You take a big old pumpkin, you scoop all the
insides out, and when it's empty, you put a candle
in it so you can see something behind the eyes,
and then you sit and stare at it and wonder
(03:43):
why you're bothering. So basically, you go to all that trouble,
and you got Bernie Sanders sitting.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
On your front course.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Thanksgiving is tough for some families. My pal Eddie in Dallas.
He calls his son Nathan in New York, three days
before Thanksgiving last year. I says, I'm sorry to tell you,
but your mother and I are getting a divorce. I
can't take it any more, with the moaning and the complaining.
We can't stand the sight of each other. I'm telling
you first Nathan, because you're the oldest. Please tell your sister.
Nathan calls his sister and he tells her what's going on,
(04:09):
and he says, no way, this is happening. I'm gonna
see them for Thanksgiving. The sister calls her parents and
father and says, now, listen, no you don't. Don't you
do a thing. Nathan and I will be there tomorrow.
Don't you do a thing till we get that. Edie
puts down the phone, turns the way wife and says,
good news. The kids are coming after all, and they're
paying their own way. That's a big punch line for
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Jewish audience, says, I'll tell you that right now. A
woman is pacing the floor waiting for her husband to
get home from Thanksgiving after a long business trip. The
phone rings. She answers it it's a husband. He says, honey,
it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I
was hit by a car as I was leaving the conference.
I was lucky Paula brought me to the hospital. They've
done a lot of tests, taking some X rays. The
blow to my head was pretty severe. I got a concussion,
(04:53):
I got three broken ribs and some internal bleeding. I've
got a compound fracture on my right leg, and they
may have to amputate my left foot if it doesn't
heal quickly. I've had three transfusions, i got double vision.
It looks like I'm gonna be in the hospital for
a while. I've been Room four h six at Baptist East.
The wife says, who's Paula.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, that's it for me. Come on, buddy, Big Show
won turn into the web so long?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Everybody's four minutes gonna work? Hi, y'all, Let's play beat
the Blonde for the bird Tea County Peanuts Prize Bag
one eight under a Big Show, he told free Line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next. Good Morning, it's a
(05:55):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Rolling through your Thursday Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Today's featured track for the Big Show bed Box Reggae
me sharp Singings.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's a bad day for Thanksgiving. Search for a keyword?
Bad day.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
There's a bed box at the magshow dot comy Right now,
let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
We got our blonde. Now let's get our contestants.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
They had a jack at a Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey Jack, Hey, how y'all doing. Hey, we are somebody
welcome in here? Taya, John? Yeah, you get okay, Tya,
you agree. There's a great two belt to bo do
you know it?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, let's do it jumping right in here, Tata. So
back during early Thanksgiving celebrations, they also bent on sporting events.
Of course, it wasn't football. Back then they had to
toss around a real pig skin.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
On.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was still wearing it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So anyway, they've been on sporting events. What sport was it?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Oh, let's see, I am gonna believe and say archery, archery,
old bow and arrow.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Bill comes to get out there with the Indians. Hello,
arrow competition, gif Jack, do you agree or disagree? You know,
I think I'm gonna agree on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh dog going, No, it was shooting. Y'all heard me
have a turkey shoot?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, it wasn't that.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Okay, I said, I was impressed for half a second.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Don'g going, there's a buzzer. Let's say, when can get
a ball here? Jack? All right, tay there.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
According to the butter Ball Corporation, they recommend that you
thaw and unwrapped turkey in the refrigerator. How long per
four pounds of bird Man and code cooking.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I believe when I was included on the turkey dinner preparation,
it was one hour per four pounds, one hour per
four pound.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, there you go, Jack, what'd you say?
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I think I'm gonna disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
And that wasn't day to do? One day for four pounds.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I mean unless you're one day, unless your refrigerator is broken.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
A turkey sickle the lick. There's that bell. We got
a full count going into the final question. Dater.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Sarah Hale, editor for a prestigious women's magazine, I know
you get them all.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, well.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
She led a persistent thirty six year campaign that eventually
resulted in an official national holiday.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
What holiday is it?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Sarah Hale?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
She led the campaign for Memorial Day.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Memorial Day, So Jack, agree or disagree? All the holidays
to choose from day, says Sarah did Memorial Day?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I'm gonna disagree. I was hoping you we.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Actually the holiday.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
We're coming up on Thanksgiving, Thanks, said Sarah Hall. It
was originally just he Ray, a regional celebration held in You, England,
but in eighteen sixty three her campaign finally succeeded in
no way, honest, Dave declared the National Hallway.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
See that was a trick question I worked out with Jack.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Congratulations Jack, big old prize back head down to Greenville for.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You appreciate Joe got it, buddy, Bottom of.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The hour and top of your news.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
On the other side, I remembering Rayford for this November
to twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
There we go, fall back in that sight.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Probert Rayfert, first thing this morning, jump starting the John
Boyn Billy Show with some nonsense from around the world.
Items you'll hear only here on the John Boyn Billy Show.
I figure I can say that because the TV stations
say that it's not that they have an exclusive news report.
When they say you only see it here, that's because
(10:52):
no other station has done it yet and probably doesn't
care to hear. A couple of stories the local news
lyrics could do, and but pictures too, like this one
date line pizza. Italy police charge an evil father of
three with child abuse after he forced his teenage son
to cut the lawn with his teeth. Angelo Franco forty
(11:14):
two was angry because his son, seventeen, had not mowed
the lawn for two weeks. Horrified neighbors called the coups
when they saw the boy on his hands and knees
biting out chunks of grass. And this one date line Hamburg, Germany.
The hottest news sport in Germany is wall banging, a
game in which contestants run full speed and slammed their
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bodies into a brick wall. There's a computer in the
wall that measures impact and gives each contestant a reading.
The game is won by the player who makes the
hardest hit. How else that would make memorable video? You'll
have the anchor man you put himself in the stories
they like to do. I used to do all sorts
(11:57):
of stuff like that, and I was a news anchor.
Remember the time I was thrown through a fake brick
wall on a movie set. Robert Lee Rayferd on the
John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Good morning by Jone's on the radio. It's time to exite.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Patrick. Hey, fix me up one of them hot to tricks.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
You know what that is?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's energy, Fiz't prune juice that way. I get up
enough speeding energy to get to the bathroom all time.
Make a man say.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yoo, what's up?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Welcome to xite the place to golf all the four
on one you need for all your uh uh, what
you call intro citational regul relationships. Dear, I you'll find
out this is not really a relationshrimp question, but it
does have to do with being a man.
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Oh lord, I hope to say one of that.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think I'm a home old letter. I just turned
for him, and I know I have to start having
a certain doctor's exam. I'm not old. I'm not afraid
of having it done, but I'm nervous about going through
all that and then saying something stupid. I heard your
mama's so fat advice for that, dude, and I knew
(13:40):
you were the go to guy for some help with
this embarrassing situation.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Barrassing situation all.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right, Signed Dean in winter Park, signed a name to it, man.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dead Dean Hoo. I admire you, brother.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
I got to get all liquored up to go through
that one, and the doctor gotta be good looking too.
I don't care how drunk I is. I don't want
no ugly guy looking on my old address. H But
I regress. Look, brother, U, no matter how shy you is,
there is always a way to lighten the mood in
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these uh prostrotracheological matters.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And now a lot of men's leave the joke making
to the doctor, and some of them guess what good
material too?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
My doctor used to say, uh uh, if you want
a second opinion, I'll use two fingers nex time.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Or did you swallow a whole ham? He's good, man,
he's good.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
But not everybody lucky enough to have cedric the proctologists
for a doctor, So be prepared to take charge of
that human situation. He's already saddled with a job or
reaching into your booty like some kind of pervertated magician.
Ain't no sense in him whatever thing. Maybe you will
find some of these clear equipitations. Help take it easy there,
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Biggest pre sales for PJ PJ for a PG film
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And then.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I was going to go on Tom Cruise.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Tom Cruise finally received his first Oscar.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What were the Oscars?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
No?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Hollywood history was made the other night. After more than
forty years of unforgettable performances and daring stunts, Tom Cruise
won an Oscar at the Governor's Awards. Say what So?
Cruise has been nominated twice for an Oscar, one for
the Board of the Fourth July and one for Jerry Maguire,
but winning one has been long been mission impossible for Tom.
(20:42):
But he finally took home an honorary honorary Oscar the
other night at the sixteenth Annual Academy Governor's Awards.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh that's worse than not. I never heard that one honorary.
I've never Here's when we stole.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Thank are receiving honorary oscars were Dolly Parton and a
choreographer by the name of Debbie Allen. You may owe her.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
She's very popular.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
It so post Malone's been confirmed that he will be
the halftime performer on Thanksgiving Day when the Cowboys host
the Kansas City Chiefs. Post will kick off the Salvation
Army's annual Red Kettle fundraiser. Little John will perform at
halftime when the Cincinnati Bengals play the Ravens in Baltimore,
and the Detroit Lions hired Eminem to consult for the
(21:29):
next few years on their Thanksgiving Day halftime shows. Jack White,
formerly of the White Stripes, does the honors this year.
No doubt he'll lead the ford Field Crown in chanting
the opening cords to Seven Nation Army. If you're a
White Stripes fan, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That song stays door. Johnny's Cantonese alone.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
They always how with one request. This time next year,
Jumanji three will be in theaters, returning for the three quel,
r Dwayne the Rock, Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Caring, Gillian,
David de Vido, Danny Danny DeVito, and Nick Jonas, according
(22:11):
to The Hollywood Reporter, So you got that going for
you next year. Last week, Sony Pictures finalized the screen
rights to La Booboo with the aim of launching a
film franchise. So yes, they're gonna make that little that
little thing that people have hanging off their hook facts
and their purses, We're gonna make that into something. I'm
sure it's all about merchandising. But Baboo Boo and the
(22:35):
eighteen year old granddaughter of President Donald Trump entered her
first LPGA tournament.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I saw it to y'all.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
She finished in last place after two rounds at eighteen
strokes over par. But she's a senior in high school.
So she signed this month a letter of intent to
play golf for the University of Miami.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So go, little baby Trump. All right, Oh, how romantic?
How was Thank you very much for everything.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well, let's get us a winner, all right, let's play
worthy word one eight hundred, big show you told free live.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play
next Thursday morning, Big shows on the radio. Every Olympic
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back in the day.
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Cople scamp.
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Speaker 3 (24:18):
I went everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Okay bird you word that a wordy word. Let's meet
our contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Alright, we got Keith from Brandon, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Good morning, Keith Martin, John Moore, how's everybody? Man by?
Good right here? Let's meet who you playing?
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Whoa is?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
John from Floyd, Virginia, Good.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Morning, John, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Harry Morny, All right, Floyd, Virginia. That's for my boys,
little young kids. The brother's young and man mandolin playing
duos one all kind of award.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Everyone gotta love it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Good stuff. Man Floyd's Country Store. All right, Dan, boys,
we got words dealing.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
With Thanksgiving the sounds of the season this morning. Gentle
to me, Tater and John, John Boy and Keith. All right,
we'll do two rounds boys.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Good luck. John, you relax, Me and Keith.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Will go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you ready, Keith,
I'm ready, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
This is a big sport you watch on Thanksgiving. Football, Yeah,
uh huh. This is what you pour gravy on, not dressing,
but the other words. Har mashed potato. Yeah, I said,
all right, drink a hot cup of this in the
morning to wake up Coco no coffee, yes, uh huh.
A glass of red blank with your meal or white.
(25:40):
This made that a great one. Yes.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This is the fall season. What do you call fall?
It's what autumn?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Okay, oh, we have precious blank? Ah okay, don o,
my bad ran out his time. Good word, Keith.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Put a five on the board. All right, Tater, and
on for your round one. You readA John, You know
I am.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Start talk now.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
When you think back to past Thanksgiving, you have great
what blanks memories you I eat this the next day
these this is what the bird walks on. It's a
blank blank the bird that we eat at Thanksgiving, And
(26:32):
this is what he walks on.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Is what? You have?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Two of them?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
You have two of them? You have you have to
oh gosh, thank you actually saying the word together. I guess. Okay,
all right, sore, So Keith leading by two. Let's go
(26:59):
in the round.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
You ready, Keith, I'm ready? All right, starting the clock. Now,
this is what you eat for dessert left over from Halloween.
You make it can No, there's a round thing.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You make it. You make it in the oven?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Cake?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Is it a spice season? What will you talk about?
What's what? What's the jack o' lantern made of?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Pumpkin pie?
Speaker 11 (27:24):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's okay, let's go to the theater and watch a Yes, okay,
I don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I have the day off. Yes, all right, rally a
little bit.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I mean that vein stuck out in your head? What?
What was what?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I can't remember what was hung up on? Pumpkin pine,
pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie? All right, that's all. I can't
put a three on that.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Five It isn't eight. So Tater and John, all right,
five will time six, will win?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, John, go before you eat.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Someone will say though blank grace, yeah, another name for it, prayers.
It's over over the whole meal, say a blank. You
may you may not stay home. You may blank for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, you may go, you may.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You may take a trip. You take a trip? You
do what over the holiday?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
You?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The traffic is so crazy.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
It's what kind of traffic the airport. It's got a
lot of.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Was travel. Keith wins.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Words, John up, Floyd, Buddy, we'll give you another shout
out it down the road.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Man, appreciate you, play it absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Man, I love you guys. You give a shout out anyway, yes, sir,
of course, yes, thank you guys for all that you
do and all the service that all our military has done.
And I really really need to give a shout out
to my GF and to my friends at Ground Resolutions
in Floyd.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Thank you, all right, buddy, Thank you, John, Pejad you
and yours and look at you. Keith down in Brandon
winning a big old lode Tiger's prize by a good game.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Buddy, appreciate it, John, appreciate it. Yeah, all right, wait, Manue, Jack,
let me go ahead, Keith.
Speaker 12 (29:23):
Oh, I'm gonna give a shout out to where I
retired from Robot coop in originally Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
All all right, Buddy, would appreciate you, Jaggie, what you say, baby.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
Randy, I was trying to get your attention. I wish
you could see how Johnny walk rocks back and forth
in the chair staring at Tat because they were going
to lose.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
He is so excited he knew it.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
It's so funny.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I'm sorry, Marcy, but I had the lamp.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
He's like a chip like I got this one.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
I kept trying to get Randy to look at me
so I could point at him, look at this man.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Sorry, Taylor, that's exactly.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
What you were doing.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
You don't think I can see him. I can see
him on the corner my eye. It's not distracted.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Good Morning Big Shows on the Radio. Requested it for Mongo.
Thomas ros I know out of Macon, Georgia, says, how
about some early Cadbury You got it, Thomas coming up next,
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his request here God Thomas.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah we are, says a diet Coca Cola for mister
William like Cadbury and sweets for the sweet a room temperature?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
You who for the yahoos?
Speaker 8 (31:08):
All right?
Speaker 9 (31:09):
You're the man Canster, Yes, sir, I suppose I am
well man.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
How do you like Daytona?
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Well would be possible exceptions of the heat, the humidity,
the noise and you all's fans. Seems to be a
veritable garden spot.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I knew you love it.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
Cadboo, don't worry there, spunk you you only got one
more hour left on this autograph signing and you're off
the clock.
Speaker 9 (31:30):
Then I shall retire to my lodging at the Lovely
Adams Mack Hotel and finish reading Les misrab.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hello, Boying, I believe that's pronounced less Miserables.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
My mistakes, Boying.
Speaker 12 (31:44):
Indeed, excuse me there, mister book of the month. If
you and the penguin are done the last kind of
back in a sorry billy.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Dang pins dry Cadbury pin Now your shop is uh
thanks Cadbury. Here you got a little baby dop. Thanks
so your Cadbury. I heard about you on the Big Show.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Good evening, Madam.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You're kind of cute, Catberry looks like somebody sweet on you.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Can I have your autograph? Cadbury?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
Well, I'm only the butler, Madam.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I'm really not worthy of.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Signing a cat Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Please please, It's part of the game.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Just sign the autograph.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Were you working for me? Cadbury? You're in a spotlight.
It's part of being with a Big Show. Soak up
the love, ma'a.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Oh, well, I guess an autograph wouldn't hurt all right, madam,
I would be honored. Where shall I sign?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Either one is found the lanch ahead staring at you Cadbury?
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Umaa hummaa, hummada hummaa.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Hummadashir and right big, there's.
Speaker 9 (32:54):
Plenty around, madam. Will you kindly free hoster your bosom?
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Would you rather sign my other end? I'm so drunk I'd.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Have signed neither your Daria nor your bust is substance.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Good evening, Madam, Catbary, Are you crazy? You might never
get that sort of chance again.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Come on, it's like a shot.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Just get it over with. I conscious there's an extra
hundred bucks in it for you.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Oh it's not the money, sick, what is it?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I can't keep my head from shaking. Yeah, I remember
my first time too, madam.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Could you please stop jiggling you.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Mean giggling that too? Here, drink this a little liquid curage.
That's a pretty big glass, Johnny.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
I wouldn't normally say this, but good idea, sir.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh I like where this is done? Oh yeah, alright
there thanks catberry not made not so fast. Let me
just ut this out. Hey, there's no iron, can't bury.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
There is no.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Come down.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I rather enjoyed signing breast.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
This is, sir.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And how about you, madam?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And you.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
And you you, you madam.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Magging your pardon, mister smarty morty.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
Perhaps a tight fitting T shirt does nothing appropriate?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Well, ah see, it's all fun and games, jause somebody
gets hurt.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
We better get you out of here before something happens.
I man, I tell you what the hell.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
I want to know?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You're a foreigner the road on My girlfriends love pillows, Tula,
I am they were weep it small, so I had
to write lewercase reeling left out, sir. Here you go,
son of us to the clop. Who's next? You are whether?
Don't hurt him?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Come?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's all right, I've got this one coming, and it
was worthy.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Back to the countruck. I get out.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
I'm left out for.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Look at him.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
We're passing around like some redneck marsh pill.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
This is terrible. You're telling me who's gonna get me another?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Who?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Brandy?
Speaker 7 (35:33):
You?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Who the body?
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Madams?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
That one was an accident. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It's a big show on the radio for your Thursday morning.
Our feature track for the day, Ricky B. Shark singing
keyword bad days.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Here we'll go. Damn it, woman, what have you done?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
You burn the turkey? It's our only way. Your crack
head cousin stole my wrist, watched the cat use the
taters as as a letter box. Das ain't gonna be
no fun. Take a deep breath, Dan counter Ties. It's
(37:11):
a bad day for Thanksgiving. Put myself through hell again?
Holy crap? Is all your kin here? Keep them losers
(37:32):
out of my be I just wanna watch the football games.
That ruling penful even tame. I wish you kids would
gott see that.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Dam counter Tes.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
That's a bad day for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Leut myself through he again? Liucy, Lucy, can you do
something about your mother? Oh lord, what now she's hammer
pow hammer, She's patting a turkey and saying good kiddy. Uh,
here's some organ news.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
You're sitting at the kid's table.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
What I have doings most beloved fat food mascot and
the boy got hitd of this household.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You can't expect someone like me to sit at the
kids table. I know, but the new red Bubby needs
the hot chair.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
It's time to go home, y'all.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Why is your daddy in his underwear?
Speaker 4 (38:51):
And why is he sitting in my favorite chair? How
did it all goes so wrong? I should have just
said so long to bove my as to Hong Kong
to come take a steep breath and counter TEA guy
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has a baday for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Put myself through count again.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
There's nothing left in the free My eyeballs starting to twin.
The other saddle lights gotta glitched.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I never should have got it. I'm a sorry son
of us. It's a bad day for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Go through.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
It's a bad day four on Thanksgiving and I go
through hell again, Well the hell is everybody?
Speaker 12 (40:30):
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