November 25, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her weekly roundup of What to Watch.. - Col. Brewster stops by and drops his latest work of poetry on us.. - Carl Childers gets a work release from the nervous hospital and shares his version of the story of the first Thanksgiving.. - We venture deep into the cellar of our massive archives and resurface a copy of one of our earliest Playhouse performances, entitled “The First Thanksgiving”.. - We fill a request for Ike Turner’s Cadillac and wrap up with Oliver’s recap of his Thanksgiving Dinner with his in-laws…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday, no. May twenty five. Today's feature track for
the Make Show bit.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Box Oliver Thanksgiving, within laws, A few words in laws.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You hit the bit box, said the.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Big Show dot Commy right now, let's play beat the Blonde.
Let's mean our contestant say hey to Joe Kim from
Mold Tree, Georgia. Good morning, Joe Kim, Good morning, buddy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right, you know what we'll do last day. There's
some questions. You agree or disagree, you're too right for
too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, I got that first. I got to ask a
question if is the bond? Is she natural or bottle?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I can't. I've been trying to tell for years, but
I cannot.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm as natural as Dolly Parton.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Now, now keep in mind that that Dolly has said,
when asked how long does it take to style your hair?
She said, I don't know. I'm never there. Yeah, I
love Tator to take you choose one.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Let's jump in here, all right, there we go, Tatter.
The word turkey is said to come from the Hebrew
word turkey, which means a big bird, b wild bird,
or r c. Scavenger bird.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know I'm a linguist, John boy, you are. Tucky
bird means a big bird.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Big bird, tucky big bird. Why do you say, Joe
Cam agree or disagree with big bird? I agree, big bird?
All right, good one. There's a mail all right that
would throw them? Okay? According to the TSA with day,
(02:31):
I mean what day?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh that changes?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What day is consistently the single busiest day for air travel?
Is it A the day after Christmas? B the Sunday
after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
R C.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
New Year's Day?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Consistently busiest day? I mean traveled lately, Uncle George, you
actually had choices. That is Sunday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The Sunday after thing Thanksgiving? And what is say, Joe
Kim agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I would agree?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And that represents a new trend. It has been traditionally
always the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Right, and I saw something like the Sunday and the Monday,
Monday will be just as big travel as Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This year. They're saying it's.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Probably all the people that got delayed and couldn't make
it on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And they say traveling is up like a whole bunch
this year from last year.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Travels up or traffic.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, fuel pressures are down? Yeah, all right, well are
playing travels of what I'm saying to the airports growls
that they have fuel in them too. And then tomorrow
we might be having a storm. I know were guys
are weather coming here, but this is a storm like
coming through. It is messing everything.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Y'all be careful out there. Joe Kim, that's your heart.
You just hang on for Jackie. You got you a
big old present coming here. Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, I want to tell everybody happy Thanksgiving and if
they need something neat then most of Georgia come on
down to Joe Kim's Market.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Joe Kim's Market, Montree, Georgia, give the business that's boy,
proud to have you listen and winning Joe Kim, hang
on all right, it's the bottom of the hour. It
comes on top of your news.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
On the other side of time cats Ole for this
November twenty the Nervel team Wheeler getting the cover of car.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
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the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's time to axe Hike.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Patrick.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
What are you what you got? Boy? It ain't then
stand the.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Cup made a man trick you in the cannon's water
can again, son of them?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yo what's up?
Speaker 11 (05:45):
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Speaker 6 (05:53):
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Speaker 12 (06:01):
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Speaker 1 (06:14):
The end.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Told you, yo Ike, Well it's finally happened. My marriage
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has collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator, say what,
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Speaker 6 (06:38):
White guy that's been to college.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
Apparently, yeah, like having Randy bag, but I regress. She
has got a real shock For a lawyer. I've never
been through anything like this, and I want to make
sure I adequately shield my gloodyess maximum he getting on
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(07:01):
and hanging. I know you've been through a divorce the
divorce mill a time or two. I need the benefit
of your experience. What do I look for in a
good lawyer? Signed royally screwed in royal oak, Dear rookie
one time, iqually admit the first divorce is the worstest.
(07:23):
It's devastation, baby, and it don't get no easy on
my brother. Every time some old hole sends you packing
is like Hurricane Katrina. Go through your bank account and
the quote unquote victims spending about the same way too,
casey yeagermeister, and tickets to see Usher. Not that that
(07:45):
that that now being the man, you automatically the bad
guy and you are gonna get taken to the cleaning.
I don't care if you got videotape or her playing
slapping tackle with the whole damn neighborhood. You going down,
so you might as well play dirty, And that means
having the right law dog to drop the hammer on
that No good skanke Banada yours what showed.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
You the dog, But you better do your homework.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
The wrong lawyer can make your situation even worse than
it already is.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Believe that holds killing, so he.
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Has top ten ways to tell if you need to
look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your wife's lawyer
sees who your lawyer is and high fires the other guy.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Number nine your lawyer keeps actually in the court.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Reporter if she wants to see his legal briefs.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack number seven. Every couple of minutes he yells,
I called Jack Daniels. The witness stand. Number six. During
(09:04):
the trial, you catch him playing his game boy Number five,
asked every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Number four.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs yourself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason, y'all name him.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Number three.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
He picks the jury by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Number two.
Speaker 10 (09:46):
He frequently flips jury number four of the finger and
the number one way you can tell you need a
new lawyer. He is halfway through the trial. He puts
a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with one of these balloon heads,
and you old you old lady gonna clean you out
like brother stripping down a caddy an alley.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
You'll be fought to give up the high life. And
that means no more vienias.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
If I was you, you best be breaking off all
contact with every one of them. Matlock wanna bees along
with a toe yr shoe and the crack of the
ass sponser by Jeorgia Boot. I'm gonna get something by
this gig. Hell, my brother, you might be better off
(10:37):
defending your own self. That way, you wind up paying
your own self and going through a divorce. You gonna
use it extra money.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
This is ike.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Peace out if.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
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Speaker 1 (10:55):
Charlotte didn't see two eight two four.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
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Speaker 13 (11:02):
Jean Boy and Billy.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Gotta flow that card out, go credit. There's a neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
There's ain't no residential district.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Good morning rad yell done right, Good.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well our oldest listeners made a run to the big
city and as usual stop buy for some coffee.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Let's hear what is up to Narvil? How are you? Oh? Hell?
You know Old had back covers that I hadn't seen
you since before Halloween? Did you have a big time
at the farm this year?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Old?
Speaker 14 (12:00):
By the every same every year? You know, kids showing
up in the craziest get ups. Iver did see now
and I was a young and you got no sheet
went out as a ghost, maybe tye kerchief on a
stick and goes a hobo. I had one kid this
year showed up looking like some kind of robot. He
says he's a transformer. Said he can turn into the car,
and sure enough he got down on the ground there
(12:22):
and folded himself up into a little red hot rod.
That is the danged this thing I ever did see.
They go all out, don't they. I'll say some of
them go crazy with the makeup. Had this one little
gal getting toward the end of the night, she come
in dressed as the ugliest little witch I ever did see.
I said, oh lord, you are but ugly. Who did
(12:43):
your makeup?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Good?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Huh No, she wasn't wearing no makeup.
Speaker 14 (12:47):
They had to give her five candy bars get her
stop crying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, mistakes bound to happen like that. So you gave
out treats any tricks?
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, the first time in a long time. Some of
the local young it's got that tpe fever.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's not a very neighborly way to treat a senior citizen.
Did you get it cleaned up?
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Yeah, it took a while though, putting all that back
on that little cardboard roll took nearly all day.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You saved it, John boy.
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Not all of us is rolling in that big radio
mane and way I look at it, I figured I
gotten up to last till late spring twenty twenty seventies.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What did the kids ever apologize to you? No?
Speaker 14 (13:26):
But I did leave them a note on the gate,
a stern warning. Oh hell no, I just let him
know face planning on coming back. I was running low
on paper towel.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So you didn't try to get them back or anything? Well,
come on, now you can tell me. Oh hell, I
guess it don't matter nothing. Now I got this friend
Pete Simmons, who raises them, them big dogs with the
square heads, right willer, sound right? Nerve you didn't seek
the dogs on them, did you?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well?
Speaker 14 (13:54):
I thought about it, but I had a better idea,
you know, and them dogs have a pretty impressive how
am I gonna say this on the radio?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
A pretty good sized bio movement.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Ah, So you dug a big pent trap and filled
it with dog duty for him to fall in.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Look you want to keep guessing or would you like
me just so?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm just getting into the story. Please go on.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Well, I went over to pizza and the big old
grocery sack ahead, and I got a dozen or so
of the most impressive ones. And then I stopped at
the store for a few things and stuck them turns
in the fridge so they stiffen up for my melted
down some of them chocolate bars. Stuck some peanuts on
them things and layer it on the melted chocolate. Then
I took some Baby Ruth bars, carefully opened the wrappers,
(14:40):
tuck the candy out, put the turns in, stuck them
in a dish by the gate, and said take one
only please.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well that is both cruel and cool.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I didn't put it out there until after the little
ones had made their run. Did it work, well, I
guess so. Unfortunately it come back kind of bait me
in a hind end. So well, I'm gonna have to
come out of pocket for paper towel. Now, Su're gonna
leave a bad taste in their mouths.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well not for long.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I thought. Some breath mints in that bucket too. I
ain't no monster.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well that's a great story anyway.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Well, now I got to get the mosey in now.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So whatever happened to those Baby Ruth candy bars?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Oh, hell, I know you was gonna ask.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
I got him right here for you, jackpot, Well, I'm
gonna snag you in another coffee.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I'm away out the door. Keep you saddle oiled and
your gon grease and haul head, and you need me.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That money, y'all. Big shows on your radio.
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Speaker 1 (19:24):
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
We're going way back in the Big Show bit box,
uh for the first Thanksgiving playhouse where was still in
the first studios ever with the Big Show in uptown Charlet.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Let's see how that went. We managed to hang on
to this good stuff. We lost, No, it is pretty cool. Well,
all right, hang on for that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I want to tell if you tuning in for all
things college Football with a pac Man, Packer will be
joining us tomorrow. He is traveling today, so we're working
it out. Actually tomorrow we're gonna have pack in the
eight o'clock Eastern eight o'clock hour doing all things college football,
getting what you're ready Thanksgiving weekend and Sorenson will pick
(20:07):
every game beginning with our Thanksgiving, and he will be
here tomorrow as well.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So the third hour of the.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Big Show, he got pac Man College Ball, a final
hour of the Big Show, Sorensen. Instead of Friday on
Wednesday this week, all right, got it got a little late.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hope you got all that time because you got to
keep up with it all right then, but right.
Speaker 17 (20:29):
Now, Welcome to John Boy and Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode,
the first Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh, by the way, I'm playing get on with it,
flat Flint, laugh on my life, Flint ho that last
day refugee.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
We can practice our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land,
cabin boy, which you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 17 (21:12):
You know, I've been thinking, art thou sure it was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
H don't be ridiculous. How are there, Captain dab Yo,
pull over next to that big rock that looks like
a plymouth.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Ay ay, sir.
Speaker 17 (21:42):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
What thankst thou, mister standish.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
Well, it's a rather barren landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
It, sir? The leader of the native people have come
to speak with thee.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
My god, my good man.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
What is thou name?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Squanto? Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take a
chill pill chief.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
That's my name, Squanto.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Hownwsa. What does it mean?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Well, you see, mad people have a tradition when a
child is born, the father walks out of his tent
and names the child after the first thing he sees.
If he sees a rushing river, he names the kid
rushing river. If he sees a deer running, he names
the child running deer.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So what is Squanto?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the ten unfortunate but true. I have
brought my son with me. He will he's help you
set up a camp. Two dogs humping come over here?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Help? Are no friends with their belongings. The hospitality overwhelms.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
May I know?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
It just rolls off the tun buys. At least that's
what my dad said. Listen, you will need food if
you are surveying this land. Come on, We're gonna prepare
a meal of corn and beans. That's what that smell
is that we won't help you build a shelter against
the coming winter.
Speaker 17 (23:22):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You know?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who was even worse than the weather?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Being cooped up in a small space with a bunch
of people that eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Pilgrims, Hello again, swanto, See how'd you hold up over
the winter there?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Starving and disease have wiped out half of our paper
where thousands of miles from our homeland, and we still
have no clue house tooseill survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 17 (24:03):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Banquet, great bread, he Captain dub Yeah, who's that little
girl in the beat?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's kirt over there? That's daughter smailing fawn.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You know if I about ten years younger, I might
have to take us out after her.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
But without the.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
General rossity of Squanteau and his people, he would never
have sub buy.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
What should have we do to repay the debt we
owe to them?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Sy?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I know?
Speaker 17 (24:42):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Excellent idea. Let's take the week in off and just
started on that first thing Monday morning. Captain Dubb could
thou pass the stuffing?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
We hope you've.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse much better.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Tune out again next time.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
When we'll hear Captain Dubsy squad tous quatus, squat seat
squat No heyt two dogs humping go overre and get
you daddy all the good memories right there.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
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play wordy word next.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Good Tuesday Morning, Big Show's on the radio feature Dragging
the Big Show Ben Box Oliver Thanksgiving with the Laws.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
All could go wrong.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
With Ollie getting along with I'm sure he had fun.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well check it out here then, but right now I went.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Okay, my bird, are you word about the words?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Word?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Philip from Sarnas, Tennessee.
Good morning, Philip, Good morning, John ware.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Body, welcome man. We got John from Floyd, Virginia, Good morning,
John Man.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Wear you again?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You'd be here, boy, so it's gonna be titter and John,
John Boy and Philo. Okay, guys, words dealing with Thanksgiving?
You should be the top of your mind this morning.
Words dealing with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, all right, John, you relax, me and Philip
go for the first thirty You ready, Philip, I'm ready,
all right, starting to clock. Now after you eat, gonna
lay down on this and take a nap. Okay, Yeah,
uh huh. I am your blank of the party like
(27:42):
I Yes, uh huh, Peter Blank, you put it in
a frying what Yeah, uh huh. American Indians you call
them this, they're blank American? Yeah, uh huh uh. This
is where you give a girl a hickey on her
on her neck. Yeah. Bow Jangles makes these.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Chicken a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, all right, way to go, Philip with.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
So glad you spent fifteen extra seconds saying that these
were words dealing with Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, Harold, Well y'all, don't y'all don't give hickey's on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
I get.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
I've been going to the wrong party, man.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Mistletoe, mistletoe, get it out early.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Oh my, I get this word.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, Leslie West dear John, she's stallid a little bit.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Six on the board for Philip, Tater and John ready
go all right?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Is the I guess the organs, the inside things of
the turkey. You might fry them up, you make gravy
out of them. Another name, keep going. It's in the
same art were lower lower, like the intestines, all of them,
all of them is called this the whole. It's called
the they're the what they're Oh did you eat all blanks? Oh?
Speaker 17 (29:11):
Man, I'm not doing very well me neither.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
It's a Southern thing. I didn't eat them at my house.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh yeah, that's true. Wow, all right, well did not
work on that one? Will fill up?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Here we go, buddy, round two. We're picking up on
that last one. Let me ready, ready go all right?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeahs of them? All right? How many people will be
blanked from this from this order?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Like like you can eat, can eat like like you
blank them the meal? How many dinner? Oh you you announced? No, yeah, yeah,
dinner is yeah, she said, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Ready, Okay, this is a country.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We live in, America, United States of America.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
America. Uh huh, all right, this is like a blank
wh bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Oh sure, leave it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
That was a good one. I just couldn't pick out
which one I wanted to name. Okay, let's look back here.
Three on that six. Good work, Philip got a nine
on the boarder and John, y'all have fun with it.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I couldn't get.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
And I didn't know what organ it was?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Ready go oh uh sweet potato blank, green bee blank?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
You?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Oh you have uh this part of the turkey? You
have white and dark? What anyway? He got a ready?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Hey, this is.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Noodles, noodles.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
The kids love this. Noodles and yellow stuff. Noodles and
yellt yellow stuff.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
It's called what noodles and yellow?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Craft makes it craft. Yes, you drink this hot. It's
made from a fruit and it's a ferment.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
It's apple.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
All right, y'all could have done pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah from a four on there still lost nine to four,
But y'all feel better about it.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You know what, you know what we did.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
John.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
We appreciate you player there, buddy, you have a happy
Thanksgiving man.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And hey man, the shout out to all of you
for being who you are.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I really really love you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Thank you, John. We appreciate you, buddy, Thank you so much.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
I'm sorry, Taylor, I couldn't get my brand right again.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We are a pair.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
We're up here.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Ah well, Philip over at Sordes, Tennessee. You got the
big old birteen County Peanuts prize pack. Congratulations, man, you're good.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Please?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Do?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I want to shout out to you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I'm really going to miss I've been listening for like
twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Awesome, buddy, Thank you Philip. We appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Man.
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This is we said, good morning, been shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
My Warner.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Play this around Thanksgiving table when you're in laws. Yeah,
I don't know key words in laws at the mid box,
at the Big Show dot com. It's this visit with Oliver.
Here is Oliver?
Speaker 10 (35:24):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again, when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the
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heavenly smells of the holiday season.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Oh and if your name is.
Speaker 10 (35:53):
Norman rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological, picture
perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Poor slobs.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
It's just our turn to roll out the good trough
and slap that mooching pack of lowlives otherwise known as
your wife's family and friends. First in are your in laws.
Knowing the enemy is half the battle, so you lock
(36:24):
the liquor cabinets. The last thing you need is your
wife's old man getting hammered, stripping down to his threadbare
boxes and challenging you to wrestle. You keep your mother
in law busy for hours simply by asking her how
she's feeling. When you've heard enough, trot out that box
(36:50):
of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers. With any luck, you
won't hear from her till next season. And speaking of horse,
that's not the thunder of mighty hooves, it's your sister
in law coming up the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
No doubt she'll arrive via.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Ups, seeing as it's cheaper than three or four airline seats.
As you gaze at her broad shoulders, you'll thank Heaven
you have double doors as she barrels breathlessly past you,
shaking your homes very foundation. Her arrival also signals the
moment you've dreaded most of all, your wife, her sister,
(37:33):
and their mother together the reunification of the unholy trinity.
What should be a simple group hug looks more like
unlawful assembly. To top it off, here comes sister in
law's ex husband. As you look at his rail thin frame,
(37:54):
far set apart eyes, and triangular head, you no longer
doubt that aliens are among them. You don't worry if
you'll have enough food. You know that he'll chain smoke
his dinner. Not far behind him is the rotten fruit
of his tattooed loins.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
The twins.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like
a freakish genetic cross between Opie the flying monkey from
Wizard of Oz and that deliverance kid, complete with matching
lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door.
(38:35):
The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the
freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned
any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just
throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way.
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of Wild Kingdom. You think this crew
(38:59):
had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The
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sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets, it begins to snow.
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.
(39:49):
You also realize that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone epetite.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
Box Oliver Thanksgiving, within laws, A few words in laws.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You hit the bit box, said the.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Big Show dot Commy right now, let's play beat the Blonde.
Let's mean our contestant say hey to Joe Kim from
Mold Tree, Georgia. Good morning, Joe Kim, Good morning, buddy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right, you know what we'll do last day. There's
some questions. You agree or disagree, you're too right for
too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, I got that first. I got to ask a
question if is the bond? Is she natural or bottle?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I can't. I've been trying to tell for years, but
I cannot.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm as natural as Dolly Parton.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
You.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Now, now keep in mind that that Dolly has said,
when asked how long does it take to style your hair?
She said, I don't know. I'm never there. Yeah, I
love Tator to take you choose one.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Let's jump in here, all right, there we go, Tatter.
The word turkey is said to come from the Hebrew
word turkey, which means a big bird, b wild bird,
or r c. Scavenger bird.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know I'm a linguist, John boy, you are. Tucky
bird means a big bird.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Big bird, tucky big bird. Why do you say, Joe
Cam agree or disagree with big bird? I agree, big bird?
All right, good one. There's a mail all right that
would throw them? Okay? According to the TSA with day,
(02:31):
I mean what day?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh that changes?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What day is consistently the single busiest day for air travel?
Is it A the day after Christmas? B the Sunday
after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
R C.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
New Year's Day?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Consistently busiest day? I mean traveled lately, Uncle George, you
actually had choices. That is Sunday after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The Sunday after thing Thanksgiving? And what is say, Joe
Kim agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I would agree?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And that represents a new trend. It has been traditionally
always the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Right, and I saw something like the Sunday and the Monday,
Monday will be just as big travel as Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
This year. They're saying it's.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Probably all the people that got delayed and couldn't make
it on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And they say traveling is up like a whole bunch
this year from last year.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Travels up or traffic.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, fuel pressures are down? Yeah, all right, well are
playing travels of what I'm saying to the airports growls
that they have fuel in them too. And then tomorrow
we might be having a storm. I know were guys
are weather coming here, but this is a storm like
coming through. It is messing everything.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Y'all be careful out there. Joe Kim, that's your heart.
You just hang on for Jackie. You got you a
big old present coming here. Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, I want to tell everybody happy Thanksgiving and if
they need something neat then most of Georgia come on
down to Joe Kim's Market.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Joe Kim's Market, Montree, Georgia, give the business that's boy,
proud to have you listen and winning Joe Kim, hang
on all right, it's the bottom of the hour. It
comes on top of your news.
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It's time to axe Hike.
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Speaker 10 (05:33):
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that that now being the man, you automatically the bad
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Speaker 11 (08:09):
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Speaker 6 (08:33):
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Speaker 11 (08:42):
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(09:04):
the trial, you catch him playing his game boy Number five,
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Speaker 10 (09:20):
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(10:37):
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There's ain't no residential district.
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Morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well our oldest listeners made a run to the big
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Speaker 1 (11:48):
Let's hear what is up to Narvil? How are you? Oh? Hell?
You know Old had back covers that I hadn't seen
you since before Halloween? Did you have a big time
at the farm this year?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Old?
Speaker 14 (12:00):
By the every same every year? You know, kids showing
up in the craziest get ups. Iver did see now
and I was a young and you got no sheet
went out as a ghost, maybe tye kerchief on a
stick and goes a hobo. I had one kid this
year showed up looking like some kind of robot. He
says he's a transformer. Said he can turn into the car,
and sure enough he got down on the ground there
(12:22):
and folded himself up into a little red hot rod.
That is the danged this thing I ever did see.
They go all out, don't they. I'll say some of
them go crazy with the makeup. Had this one little
gal getting toward the end of the night, she come
in dressed as the ugliest little witch I ever did see.
I said, oh lord, you are but ugly. Who did
(12:43):
your makeup?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Good?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Huh No, she wasn't wearing no makeup.
Speaker 14 (12:47):
They had to give her five candy bars get her
stop crying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, mistakes bound to happen like that. So you gave
out treats any tricks?
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, the first time in a long time. Some of
the local young it's got that tpe fever.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's not a very neighborly way to treat a senior citizen.
Did you get it cleaned up?
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Yeah, it took a while though, putting all that back
on that little cardboard roll took nearly all day.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You saved it, John boy.
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Not all of us is rolling in that big radio
mane and way I look at it, I figured I
gotten up to last till late spring twenty twenty seventies.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What did the kids ever apologize to you? No?
Speaker 14 (13:26):
But I did leave them a note on the gate,
a stern warning. Oh hell no, I just let him
know face planning on coming back. I was running low
on paper towel.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
So you didn't try to get them back or anything? Well,
come on, now you can tell me. Oh hell, I
guess it don't matter nothing. Now I got this friend
Pete Simmons, who raises them, them big dogs with the
square heads, right willer, sound right? Nerve you didn't seek
the dogs on them, did you?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well?
Speaker 14 (13:54):
I thought about it, but I had a better idea,
you know, and them dogs have a pretty impressive how
am I gonna say this on the radio?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
A pretty good sized bio movement.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Ah, So you dug a big pent trap and filled
it with dog duty for him to fall in.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Look you want to keep guessing or would you like
me just so?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I'm just getting into the story. Please go on.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Well, I went over to pizza and the big old
grocery sack ahead, and I got a dozen or so
of the most impressive ones. And then I stopped at
the store for a few things and stuck them turns
in the fridge so they stiffen up for my melted
down some of them chocolate bars. Stuck some peanuts on
them things and layer it on the melted chocolate. Then
I took some Baby Ruth bars, carefully opened the wrappers,
(14:40):
tuck the candy out, put the turns in, stuck them
in a dish by the gate, and said take one
only please.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well that is both cruel and cool.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
I didn't put it out there until after the little
ones had made their run. Did it work, well, I
guess so. Unfortunately it come back kind of bait me
in a hind end. So well, I'm gonna have to
come out of pocket for paper towel. Now, Su're gonna
leave a bad taste in their mouths.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well not for long.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
I thought. Some breath mints in that bucket too. I
ain't no monster.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well that's a great story anyway.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Well, now I got to get the mosey in now.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
So whatever happened to those Baby Ruth candy bars?
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Oh, hell, I know you was gonna ask.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
I got him right here for you, jackpot, Well, I'm
gonna snag you in another coffee.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
I'm away out the door. Keep you saddle oiled and
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Speaker 1 (19:24):
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
We're going way back in the Big Show bit box,
uh for the first Thanksgiving playhouse where was still in
the first studios ever with the Big Show in uptown Charlet.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Let's see how that went. We managed to hang on
to this good stuff. We lost, No, it is pretty cool. Well,
all right, hang on for that.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I want to tell if you tuning in for all
things college Football with a pac Man, Packer will be
joining us tomorrow. He is traveling today, so we're working
it out. Actually tomorrow we're gonna have pack in the
eight o'clock Eastern eight o'clock hour doing all things college football,
getting what you're ready Thanksgiving weekend and Sorenson will pick
(20:07):
every game beginning with our Thanksgiving, and he will be
here tomorrow as well.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So the third hour of the.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Big Show, he got pac Man College Ball, a final
hour of the Big Show, Sorensen. Instead of Friday on
Wednesday this week, all right, got it got a little late.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Hope you got all that time because you got to
keep up with it all right then, but right.
Speaker 17 (20:29):
Now, Welcome to John Boy and Bill a Playhouse. Today's episode,
the first Thanksgiving. Our story opens in November of sixteen twenty.
After a grueling two month journey through treacherous seas, the
Mayflower is approaching the shores of the New World.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh, by the way, I'm playing get on with it,
flat Flint, laugh on my life, Flint ho that last
day refugee.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
We can practice our religion with our fear of prosecution.
Let's go ashore and get the lay of the land,
cabin boy, which you please hand me my big black
hat and the shiny buckle on it.
Speaker 17 (21:12):
You know, I've been thinking, art thou sure it was
our religious beliefs we were being persecuted for. Of course,
why I was thinking it might be something else, like
what like the fact that we wear big black hats
with shiny buckles on them.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
H don't be ridiculous. How are there, Captain dab Yo,
pull over next to that big rock that looks like
a plymouth.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Ay ay, sir.
Speaker 17 (21:42):
The colonists go ashore and survey the terrain.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
What thankst thou, mister standish.
Speaker 17 (21:49):
Well, it's a rather barren landscape with poor soil and
harsh winters, and it would appear to offer very little
chance of survival.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, it's perfect, isn't.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
It, sir? The leader of the native people have come
to speak with thee.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
My god, my good man.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
What is thou name?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Squanto? Oh yeah, well same to you, buddy, Take a
chill pill chief.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
That's my name, Squanto.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Hownwsa. What does it mean?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Well, you see, mad people have a tradition when a
child is born, the father walks out of his tent
and names the child after the first thing he sees.
If he sees a rushing river, he names the kid
rushing river. If he sees a deer running, he names
the child running deer.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
So what is Squanto?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Well, that is what my father stepped in when he
walked out of the ten unfortunate but true. I have
brought my son with me. He will he's help you
set up a camp. Two dogs humping come over here?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Help? Are no friends with their belongings. The hospitality overwhelms.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
May I know?
Speaker 10 (23:04):
It just rolls off the tun buys. At least that's
what my dad said. Listen, you will need food if
you are surveying this land. Come on, We're gonna prepare
a meal of corn and beans. That's what that smell
is that we won't help you build a shelter against
the coming winter.
Speaker 17 (23:22):
The colonists endure a harsh and punishing winter in the
New World.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Man, what a harsh and punishing winter?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
You know?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Who was even worse than the weather?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Being cooped up in a small space with a bunch
of people that eat a lot of corn and beans.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Pilgrims, Hello again, swanto, See how'd you hold up over
the winter there?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Starving and disease have wiped out half of our paper
where thousands of miles from our homeland, and we still
have no clue house tooseill survive in this hostile environment.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
This calls for a celebration.
Speaker 17 (24:03):
The colonists and their Native American neighbors prepare a huge.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Banquet, great bread, he Captain dub Yeah, who's that little
girl in the beat?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's kirt over there? That's daughter smailing fawn.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You know if I about ten years younger, I might
have to take us out after her.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Well, gentlemen, you have endured a terrible ordeal at great costs.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
But without the.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
General rossity of Squanteau and his people, he would never
have sub buy.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
What should have we do to repay the debt we
owe to them?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Sy?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I know?
Speaker 17 (24:42):
Why don't we take that land away and wipe out
all traces of that culture?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Excellent idea. Let's take the week in off and just
started on that first thing Monday morning. Captain Dubb could
thou pass the stuffing?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
We hope you've.
Speaker 17 (25:01):
Enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse much better.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Tune out again next time.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
When we'll hear Captain Dubsy squad tous quatus, squat seat
squat No heyt two dogs humping go overre and get
you daddy all the good memories right there.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
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Speaker 2 (26:23):
Good Tuesday Morning, Big Show's on the radio feature Dragging
the Big Show Ben Box Oliver Thanksgiving with the Laws.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
All could go wrong.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
With Ollie getting along with I'm sure he had fun.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well check it out here then, but right now I went.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Okay, my bird, are you word about the words?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Word?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Philip from Sarnas, Tennessee.
Good morning, Philip, Good morning, John ware.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Body, welcome man. We got John from Floyd, Virginia, Good morning,
John Man.
Speaker 10 (26:59):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Wear you again?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
You'd be here, boy, so it's gonna be titter and John,
John Boy and Philo. Okay, guys, words dealing with Thanksgiving?
You should be the top of your mind this morning.
Words dealing with Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, all right, John, you relax, me and Philip
go for the first thirty You ready, Philip, I'm ready,
all right, starting to clock. Now after you eat, gonna
lay down on this and take a nap. Okay, Yeah,
uh huh. I am your blank of the party like
(27:42):
I Yes, uh huh, Peter Blank, you put it in
a frying what Yeah, uh huh. American Indians you call
them this, they're blank American? Yeah, uh huh uh. This
is where you give a girl a hickey on her
on her neck. Yeah. Bow Jangles makes these.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Chicken a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, all right, way to go, Philip with.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
So glad you spent fifteen extra seconds saying that these
were words dealing with Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well, Harold, Well y'all, don't y'all don't give hickey's on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
I get.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
I've been going to the wrong party, man.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Mistletoe, mistletoe, get it out early.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Oh my, I get this word.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, Leslie West dear John, she's stallid a little bit.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Six on the board for Philip, Tater and John ready
go all right?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Is the I guess the organs, the inside things of
the turkey. You might fry them up, you make gravy
out of them. Another name, keep going. It's in the
same art were lower lower, like the intestines, all of them,
all of them is called this the whole. It's called
the they're the what they're Oh did you eat all blanks? Oh?
Speaker 17 (29:11):
Man, I'm not doing very well me neither.
Speaker 7 (29:15):
It's a Southern thing. I didn't eat them at my house.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh yeah, that's true. Wow, all right, well did not
work on that one? Will fill up?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Here we go, buddy, round two. We're picking up on
that last one. Let me ready, ready go all right?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeahs of them? All right? How many people will be
blanked from this from this order?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Like like you can eat, can eat like like you
blank them the meal? How many dinner? Oh you you announced? No, yeah, yeah,
dinner is yeah, she said, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Ready, Okay, this is a country.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
We live in, America, United States of America.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
America. Uh huh, all right, this is like a blank
wh bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Oh sure, leave it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
That was a good one. I just couldn't pick out
which one I wanted to name. Okay, let's look back here.
Three on that six. Good work, Philip got a nine
on the boarder and John, y'all have fun with it.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
I couldn't get.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
And I didn't know what organ it was?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Ready go oh uh sweet potato blank, green bee blank?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
You?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Oh you have uh this part of the turkey? You
have white and dark? What anyway? He got a ready?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Hey, this is.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Noodles, noodles.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
The kids love this. Noodles and yellow stuff. Noodles and
yellt yellow stuff.
Speaker 8 (30:49):
It's called what noodles and yellow?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Craft makes it craft. Yes, you drink this hot. It's
made from a fruit and it's a ferment.
Speaker 10 (31:00):
It's apple.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
All right, y'all could have done pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah from a four on there still lost nine to four,
But y'all feel better about it.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
You know what, you know what we did.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
John.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
We appreciate you player there, buddy, you have a happy
Thanksgiving man.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And hey man, the shout out to all of you
for being who you are.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I really really love you guys.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Thank you, John. We appreciate you, buddy, Thank you so much.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
I'm sorry, Taylor, I couldn't get my brand right again.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
We are a pair.
Speaker 14 (31:34):
We're up here.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Ah well, Philip over at Sordes, Tennessee. You got the
big old birteen County Peanuts prize pack. Congratulations, man, you're good.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Please?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Do?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I want to shout out to you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I'm really going to miss I've been listening for like
twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Awesome, buddy, Thank you Philip. We appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I won't tell you know, keep up with us every
once in a while and you think about it when
you miss us. Hit said the Big Show dot com
or the John Won't be the Facebook page see what
we're up to. All right? All right, all right, buddy,
hang on with Jacket Giblets.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
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or something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Just hit us up on that John Bone
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Speaker 1 (32:53):
Good Tuesday morning, Big shows on the radio. Quin's a
bit this morning, Elli's White gets his ego. Wellens, yo,
what's up.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Looking for a good deal on a new sled? Come
on down to the.
Speaker 18 (33:08):
Grand opening the ice trying to Cadillac bro ham Well,
we whooped high prices like they was our mouth there
who she is getting too big for her bridges The
two thousand and three Vehicus.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
I'm moving on in here like a hot new housekeeper
and just like in love the new stuff coming in
mean the old stuff getting kicked to the curve. What
would it take to get all up on the fine
frame of a d Vila El Dorado.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
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(34:03):
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Speaker 1 (34:10):
Mister payment.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Now we got the problem. You're gonna foot right in
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Speaker 1 (34:33):
This is we said, good morning, been shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
My Warner.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Play this around Thanksgiving table when you're in laws. Yeah,
I don't know key words in laws at the mid box,
at the Big Show dot com. It's this visit with Oliver.
Here is Oliver?
Speaker 10 (35:24):
Well, well, well, it's that time of year again, when
we rejoice in the opportunity to gather our loved ones together,
when we join thankful hands around a common table, feast
on nature's bounty, and count the Lord's many blessings, to
bask in the glorious sights, the jubilant sounds, and the
(35:48):
heavenly smells of the holiday season.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Oh and if your name is.
Speaker 10 (35:53):
Norman rockwell, that is exactly the kind of mythological, picture
perfect fantasy you can expect for the rest of us.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Poor slobs.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
It's just our turn to roll out the good trough
and slap that mooching pack of lowlives otherwise known as
your wife's family and friends. First in are your in laws.
Knowing the enemy is half the battle, so you lock
(36:24):
the liquor cabinets. The last thing you need is your
wife's old man getting hammered, stripping down to his threadbare
boxes and challenging you to wrestle. You keep your mother
in law busy for hours simply by asking her how
she's feeling. When you've heard enough, trot out that box
(36:50):
of bonbonds stuffed with horse tranquilizers. With any luck, you
won't hear from her till next season. And speaking of horse,
that's not the thunder of mighty hooves, it's your sister
in law coming up the sidewalk.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
No doubt she'll arrive via.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Ups, seeing as it's cheaper than three or four airline seats.
As you gaze at her broad shoulders, you'll thank Heaven
you have double doors as she barrels breathlessly past you,
shaking your homes very foundation. Her arrival also signals the
moment you've dreaded most of all, your wife, her sister,
(37:33):
and their mother together the reunification of the unholy trinity.
What should be a simple group hug looks more like
unlawful assembly. To top it off, here comes sister in
law's ex husband. As you look at his rail thin frame,
(37:54):
far set apart eyes, and triangular head, you no longer
doubt that aliens are among them. You don't worry if
you'll have enough food. You know that he'll chain smoke
his dinner. Not far behind him is the rotten fruit
of his tattooed loins.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
The twins.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Identical twins that look nothing like the parents, more like
a freakish genetic cross between Opie the flying monkey from
Wizard of Oz and that deliverance kid, complete with matching
lazy eyes. Instinct tells you to frisk them at the door.
(38:35):
The only thing worse than these kids is picturing the
freakish union that created them. At this point, you've abandoned
any attempt at a festive holiday table setting. You just
throw open the kitchen door and get out of the way.
The snapping of bones and the rending of flesh is
something right out of Wild Kingdom. You think this crew
(38:59):
had never seen food before, and by the time they're done,
the kitchen looks like the first three rows of a
Gallagher concert. After you've hosed down the sight of the massacre,
you stumble through your home looking for a place to rest,
but to no avail. The women folk have taken all
available beds as they sleep off their feeding frenzy. The
(39:21):
sound of their snoring is like elephant's seal mating season.
You stagger out of the house and into the woods,
praying for a rabbit animal to put you out of
your misery. But as the sun sets, it begins to snow.
The cold flakes land softly on your face, melting on
your cheeks like an angel's kiss, waking you to the
true spirit of the holidays, forgiveness, understanding, and unconditional love.
(39:49):
You also realize that with this kind of weather, no
one will be going home, so you immediately join your
pets in the heavy traffic. Happy holidays and bone epetite.
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