December 1, 2025 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marvin teams up with Hoyt for a song about Black Friday - then goes on a tangent about the name assigned to the day.. - Randy has some cautionary Cyber Monday advice to avoid getting scammed while you are shopping online today.. - Gary Busey makes his post Halloween entry into his diary.. - We’ll fill a request for a Playhouse.. - and we’ll wrap up with Cadbury’s Thanksgiving dinner with the Klumps!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, mog it's time to
button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey,
he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Got do the noo homing at them.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It is Monday, December, the first, Happy Monday, Happy sober Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You a cyborg good day.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's work Like I'm supposed to buy stuff online. That's
what you do of the rest in three hundred and
six or four days. When I'm looking at nowadays, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At your house.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Like a Black Friday, small business Saturday, Sunday, I think
we skipped, and then today, yeah, Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So usually what was Marvin talking about? Why I have
to have the white sale?
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yeah, he's never liked the idea of them calling it
a Black Friday and then having a white sale.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well we'll get tomorrow a little bit later then.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
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(02:25):
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on this day in nineteen ninety two, Amy Fisher will
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Speaker 8 (03:04):
All right, well.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
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a big show on the radio for your December the
first Monday morning.
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Speaker 4 (03:42):
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Speaker 2 (03:49):
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Speaker 4 (04:23):
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Speaker 8 (04:29):
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Speaker 2 (04:37):
Come on to Cody. Hey, how you doing, John boy Man,
We're all good.
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Welcome in here amongst.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Us, Cody.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
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Speaker 4 (05:04):
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years old.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
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Speaker 6 (05:10):
Got right?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
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Speaker 10 (05:17):
To go.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
At home, at a bar, and at a friend's house.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
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Speaker 4 (05:39):
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Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey all, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
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means to be kind Sesame Street. But they need our
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cutting you up on your.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
News, sneeze news news.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna work on my vowel pronunciations.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, listen big show.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
On the radio early Monday morning, our bumper music.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Strawberry alarm clock.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
How I proposed I never knew that I.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Prefer waking up to this tune on Monday morning for
my good buddy out of Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
As done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying a
bit sting.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say Sometimes on
my days are filled with Right as I traveled down
left Surba, things ain't going mind way because there's always.
Speaker 12 (07:36):
Someone swirming in my line.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You keep swimming in the line.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm a honking on my horror story.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Keep switching on my bride lines. That's just too dem till.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
When you're swerving all lives Pie way, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Never could love another, how else could I feed? But
nowen you run into me, I can't believe I could
not see her.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
A'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (08:41):
To keep swerming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 12 (08:52):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
I keep switching on my bridinglights, but you're just too dampton.
When you're swerving all lives hop back you're running suone
off the road, driving.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A big show. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
That's a big show on the radio for you, Monday,
December the first. Well, if you're looking for entertainment for
a holiday event this year, we can recommend several great
comedians and this is not.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
One of them.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's back like a bad check.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Lad's and gentlemen, Hello, joke nerd man, you can really
sell the thistle. Bro Listen. I just stopped by all
up in this mother to run some material past.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I got a sweet gig in a big dad confab.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're actually getting bookings.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
You know it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Home fries, you don't get it. This is my world now.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Well this and astronomy, well this astronomy and stamp collected
and model dinosaur building.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But Tammy is my life.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Let's not waste any more time. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your headliner. Joke nerd, what's up? You gotta start
with something they know. Welcome to all the dad's out there.
Gives the wife a chance to work on their tender profile.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
It's tater doing. Oh lord, we're doomed, clown. What do
you call an irishman in a bulletproof vest? Rick O'shay.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I went into a restaurant and asked the waitress, iff,
I can ask her a question about the menu.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
Please.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
She slapped me in the face and said, it's none
of your business about the men.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I please.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
That's more like a friend of mine was kidnapped by
a pack of mimes. They did unspeakable thanks to him. Yeah,
thank you, stick.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What fruit?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Have fun on the slide?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
A key we.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I got a basectomy last month, but my wife still
got pregnant. I guess all of us sect me really
does is changed the color of the baby, and that
one's for Jack. My wife said, you act too much
like a detective.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We have to split up.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
I said, good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.
That did not go as well as I thought it would.
My wife said, you haven't listened to a word I said.
I said, WHOA, what a weird way to start a conversation.
You can use that when you get.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Home, John boy.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I once dated a homeless woman. Things got serious and
she asked me to move out with her.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
AnyWho.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
The seven Dwarfs were all sitting in a hot tub.
Doc started feeling sleepy, so sleepy got out. I never
make fun of dwarves. They look up to me. That's
what I wanted, That's the laugh I wanted on the
puppy Child, Joh, I'll tell you what I know about dwarves,
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very little. I think I'll stop.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
The dwarf.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Accidentally took my cat's medicine last night. Don't ask me how.
My wife told me it was my turn to put
the baby down. I said, you're stupid, baby, you can't
do anything right, and the dumb one got it right away.
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How do you know Mike Tyson isn't religious. He punches
people in the faith. A blind guy walked into a bar,
then a chair, and then a table. It's okay to laugh.
I just found out I was color blind. It hit
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me right out of the purple thank you stick. My
wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read it. My doctor told me I
was going deaf. That was hard to hear. I didn't
ask for the editorial take. Just when you thought food
(13:52):
couldn't make a phone call, boom onion rings. I'll bet
you Jackie doesn't get it. Like the Chick fil A
thing with the cows, she just doesn't want to look stupid.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
They're getting worse.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I asked the German girl. Just you wait, I asked
the German girl for her phone number. I'm still waiting
for the rest of it. So far, all I've got
is nine. My wife is so fat?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How fat is she?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Thank you, John Man? My wife is so fast she
can only play seek. They used to call it a
jumpo lean until my wife got on it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, we got to wrap it up.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Hold on, hold on, I need to go out on
a winter this one, No, this one, No another dwarf joke, No,
here we go. Did you know that Miss Piggy can't
count to seventy? Every time she gets the sixty nine
she gets a frog in her throat?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I have to say, what a all these years
you have?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Really what developed into a brilliant comedian? Stay about to say, well,
back to the drawing board. Has Killer's got any of
that invasion of pull materials?
Speaker 15 (15:06):
Jo nerd out, Good morning, rolling to the Big Show
on the radio. Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're
listening to the pride of the Red States, John Boy
and Billy right here on the Big Show some enchanted money.
You may hear the big show. Where's my big bag?
(15:32):
Who can't be topical? Good morning, make.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Those hour brought to you by pulling on?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
What a meal? I'm gonna explode? Come here, kid, give
old uncle Ernie's finger a pool. Come on, give her
a pool.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Every holiday season thousands of nieces and nephews are needlessly
humiliated by insensitive uncles.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Here try the left hand. Come on, what are you try?
If this sounds like you or someone you know, call us.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
We're pulling on.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Well.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
First, I tried to cut back on home now, but
when you see one of those little naive faces staring
up at you, your finger just sort of.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Pops out in the torment you bring on yourself and
others joined pulling on Ernie did That's right?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
And I'd like to thank you, Canaiah, shake your hand, Ernie.
Come on, put her there?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, got you fighting.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Pulling? Please call We're reaching out to you.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning, make shows on the radio. Hang on for
a Black Friday song. Okay, yeah, here on Cyber Monday.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
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Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's a big old prize.
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Speaker 9 (17:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Look back to Black Friday. Man, I played this song
all year.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I love it, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Then ho it?
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Do it?
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yo?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh yo?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Don't hey?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Man?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I was at Mama's house with Thanksgiving the other day.
You know how it is. We ate turkey for about
two hours straight and everybody laid around in the den.
But the fall over Uncle Sad got so sleepy he
actually quit talking about how Kramer from Seinfeld needs a
good butt werfer, and needless to say, said don't think
much of Cramer's new material. And he even got mad
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at when the dude started apologizing. He said, this fool
don't know the first thing about black people talking about
Afro Americans, And what does Sam hell? He going on
to Jesse Jackson show for he think Jesse the president
of the Negro League or something. As I've told y'all before,
The only thing Uncle said hates morning racism is Jesse Jackson.
So anyway, we're all laying around. Mama goes Marvin. I
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hear you got the day off tomorrow. Would you come
take me and your aunt Dokie to Black Friday in
the morning? I said, Black Friday? Was it done? Cut
black history monk down to one day?
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Now?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
She said, now on first today after Thanksgiving one with
all the sale, they call it Black Friday. Well, so
you ain't marching, you shopping? She said, yeah, Well, what
time y'all want to leave? She said, we'll pick us
up about four point thirty. I'm like, oh, so thirty.
What you gonna do? Drop through the skylight on a rope?
I said no, They open up at five. I said, whoa, whoa,
(19:07):
You're going shopping at five o'clock in the morning. What
kind of crackhead schedule is this? Uncle Seed kind of
popped his head up and said, uh huh, must be
some white folks come up with that schedule if it
was really Black Friday. They do it so a man
could get up having some coffee, catch a little TV,
laying and roll on up to Jcpenny. About ten thirty eleven, o'clock.
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I said, Hey, Uncle Seed got a car and he
don't even work. How come he can't take you to
the mall? Said goes, shoot, I ain't about to get
in all that mess. Them people crazy knocking one another
in the head trying to get an xbox. That's just ignorant.
You couldn't low me in the ma all tomorrow. You
know what I'm doing for Black Friday? My asking me
right here on the couch washing it, saying for than summer. Okay,
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you know what they say. You mama brought you up.
You ain't supposed to tell her no. So I got
up and took her and Aunt Dokie to the mall
at five o'clock in the morning and check this out.
Aunt Dookie got a bad hip, right, so the doctor
give one of them handicap parking passes. This almost made
the trip worthwhile. I mean, I hate to sound like
an old fot, but the handicap parking pass got it
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going on. I felt just like Puffy up right next
to the door, pulled in one of them good spaces,
you know, the one right next to that employee of
the month spot that ain't never got no car in it.
What's up with that, by the way, man get employee
of the month. He ought to be the first car
in the lock. Anyway, I love me some handicap parking path. Well, listen, y'all,
don't need to feel too bad for old Randy. I mean,
(20:30):
I know he got hurting all, but he also got
the key to the city hanging off that year of
you mirror. But dude, see, John Boy, that's what you
need in your posset, A boy with a handicapped parking path.
We need to kick made a man and skill it
to the curb and get you a one eyed jack and.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A peg leg PieP.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm marther Man, I don a good man.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I love that alright there, Well, let's play John boyd
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Speaker 6 (21:12):
What is it if you show up flaunting your new
flamethrower license?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
How about that flamethrowerse like killer be like killer bees?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Set stuff on fire in the parking.
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Sorry I had to fire.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
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Speaker 7 (22:13):
It's John Boyd and now your cyber Monday host. His
mind is like an Internet browser. Thirty five open tabs,
seven are hung up, and he has no idea where
that music's coming from.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Things John Boyer.
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The Hey, the Dave and uh oh, let me try
this out of Pennsylvania in Charlie Arah, Charli Era, Charles.
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Ostio arts.
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Yeah, having trouble that would uh Dave? Where are you?
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Man?
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Man?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You're destroying that Joey Pennsylvania.
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Showle Roy Pennsylvania.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Usually I'll have Jackie come out and with for in
my ears. Oh and usually she's wrong exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Well, glad you didn't hear, Dave.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy.
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So here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Getting one of these has never been more popular. But
you might want to keep it under wraps during your
next job interview because nearly one third of employers say
they're less likely to hire you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We'll be looking for, Dave.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
I'm gonna have to go that would tell you to
leave me up because I got a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm gonna have to go with a tattoo.
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Tattoo. They're all very popular all over the place. One
third show us tattoo.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I hope you already got a job man, Yes, sir,
I gotta quick jaw kind of boy.
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Well, Dave, if you got a big old Lord Tiger's
prize back, buddy, we'll get it to you over at
the shaw Raia.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow, you destrayed it again and I get on here
all morning? What a many hours top of your news.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh lookie our time capsule on the other side of
this report the Marvin Webster.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export. A juggled burgledydd y d
I'm old and I hate women. Oh, in my day,
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we didn't have to deal with any bathroom hogging, non
stop nagging, PMS and pissing moaning, life shortening, misery magnets
called women. Oh, sure they were around, but in the
good old days, we knew how to deal with them.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
We were a lot smarter in those days.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
We kept them out back in cages like hamsters, and
only took them out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pull you
into town on a Saturday night to the swamp meet,
and you traded with your neighbor. And if you wanted
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to go hunting or fishing down to the local beer joint,
you didn't have to ask your woman. You're told her.
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case she had an accident. Oh and if
she missed the papers and duty down the floor, you
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had to teach her a lesson.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So you made her roll it up and smoke it.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
And she got proud lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight. Whooped dee doude, Look at me, I'm
the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil rattlesnake wrangler,
Oh happy day, and we liked it.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
We loved it.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
And of course she never thank you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful. She
was ungrateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Heart earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She
was a I'm grateful when you bought her some new
kitchen cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads
off the chickens anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 15 (27:09):
Hell to the no.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
That's what all your generosity and hard work got you,
dingle dangity do look at me. I'm wasting my life
on an uppery farm, halfer with feathers in a deal
and low. Then one day a bunch of candy ass
closet cases got together and said, hey, maybe we are
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to treat women better.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Better how.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clothes Before
you knew what everybody was doing it. All that kind
of jentler crap went to their heads. Soon they were
sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and going
to the doctor when they got sick. From there, things
(28:01):
went downhill faster than Sonny Bono, a fello from town.
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And learned to read.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Paid for working, paid for working.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get any worse, and we was wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy bloss muffins
on the world.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Then they started to need to be paid what a
man would make for the same.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Job, which was a crime, because everyone knows that women
were in theory of the man. But now you couldn't
say it because it was politically incorrect, and we might
make a mad and they'd abandon the porn industry and
destroy the Internet. And to add in such to injury
as the final indignation that pinch face, big legged, screeching bandsheet.
(29:27):
Hillary Clinton ran for presidents great googly Moogli, And here
we are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places. Head out of our faces,
flippery floppity flu Look at me. I'm a big, dumb,
(29:48):
nuted moron who threw away paradise on Earth.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So Oprah could tell me what a rotten as op
a hate women. John Boy and Billy turn My tann
in beds broke.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
There's a big show on the radio where we heard
the song Black Friday earlier featuring ho Marvin Webster. We
got Marv right now unplugged. Let's spend a few minutes
with Marven Webster.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Yah, what's up? Hey man? Went to Obama's house for Thanksgiving,
went back like it always does, and about eight until
we were about to pop, and it was twelve arguments
broke out. One kid always go home with blood stains
on his clothes, with somewhere, Uncle said, sat down in
the living room, undid his breeches. He was asleep five
minutes for the ball game ever started. I said, wake up, said,
(31:09):
your pants about to fall off. He said, huh, what
the score is? Must be all that Tucky at at
You know Tucky got all that trip tonight in it.
That stuff knock a man out and a loong. About
five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her and
her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that baby. Me and your aunt sure could
(31:30):
use a driver to run us through the mall first
thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pan. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap parking. But when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around for eight hours care in their bag.
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I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing but love for you,
but I just can't do it again this year. Why
you got to go on Friday anyway? You know what
it's gonna be like eighty thousand people in there fighting
over the same set of discount draws, and they got
the same zac stuff the next day too. Won't y'all
wait till sarurday. I'll take you over there. Then that's
when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
(32:12):
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
get all them special door busted deals. You can go
in see and get a twelve piece socket set for
a dime, se Lamark and afford to running mouth because
he ain't got no car. Uncle Sid pops up, Lamar,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet. So three
(32:34):
men and uncle said, we talked mom into wait until Sarah.
And you know how they called the day after Thanksgiving
black Friday, because that's when all the black people go shopping.
Well they need to start calling the next day fat
White Saturday, because it was some wide load white folks
up in them all that day. I think they was
there on Saturday because they stayed home on Friday to
finish off at honey bag Ham from Thursday. You ever know,
(32:56):
fat white people are different from fat black people, especially
the win you see a fat white girl. She always
looked just miserable.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Being big.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Ain't nothing to his sister. She don't walk around in
no flower sack looking dress neither. She always turned out
come up on a good looking brother, give him that look.
That's rag baby. You know you want some of these
and he probably does too, because you know a brother
Luckerwoman got some junk in the trunk, and I ain't
talking about the kind they sell it. Bed bath and
be done well. The fat white girl ain't got time
(33:25):
to look at no men in the mall. She's too
busy dragging around him two fat kids to her, trying
to remember where she left her fat husband at he
way down on the other end of the mall, halfway
piste off, all out of breath, even though he ain't
got but one bag in his Handway, I know what's
in that bag too, don't you. Mama face and get
a new fried daddy for christ Yeah, you can tell
the fat white people was out on Saturday. Longest line
(33:47):
in the whole place was at the food court, jarn wore.
Come get your cousins at the mall, y'all think about it, our.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Mother, Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 16 (34:03):
Hell yo, lilimdsay, premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lands, John
Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Will I
thought it was funny.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for your December
the first it is Rosa parks Day. Yes, the civil
rights activist sitting in front of the bus down Alabama.
So uh well, that's now miss a chance to call in,
Uncle b S.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Good morning, Uncle b S? Where were you? December nineteen
fifty five? December nineteen fifty five?
Speaker 11 (35:21):
City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rass letters staring whale, trying
to get a fourteen year old at turn Elvis down
so I could brigg out how many black people like
the squeeze on and still have room up front. By
the way, best looking woman in North America crawls on
my bus parkside hair, legs up to her high end
(35:42):
forty day cups, staring me right square in the eyes.
I'm hoping she'll sit in the third seat from the
front my eyebaulding seat. Look up in the rear view
mirror of the bus down a Rosa Parks ain't in
my haulding.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Ie sent here.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Look at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get
hurt to get up and give miss nude Alabama hearsy.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Rose.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I knows.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
I ain't had a dat in six months.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Text today that turned into US Civil rights charmer. Just
goes to show.
Speaker 11 (36:13):
Every time I see a good looking woman, somebody makes
up had her O case out of it.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I told you this Cyber Monday, we're gonna have a
scam alert and Randall and we are gonna do that. First,
I just want to say, hey, those special guests in
the studio. He didn't come back to get on the radio.
Just come by to say hey, ain't seen.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Him in a while.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Randy Poindexter from bow Jangles, Randy, good to see you, buddy.
Randy tried to retire yeah a few years ago. Wouldn't
let him and pulled up one of the biggest franchise
up in the mountains of North Carolina. Y'all still got
Randy's expertise in your local bow Jangles, and of course
(36:57):
he had the foresight to sponsor me and the Legends
Racing series.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, he was actually very much against. I had to
go over to the office and oh no, I was
youlling to heard what he was saying.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
How the John Boyd Billy Show responsible in part, according
to the way he feels about it, the bo Jangles
excelling outside.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Of the Carolinas when we went syndicated.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Is that true, Randick? That's absolutely true.
Speaker 17 (37:26):
You know, Bojangles was just known in the Carolinas, and
then when you guys started syndicating, the Bojangles name and
brand awareness extended outside the Carolinas. And so when Bojangles
started moving into some of the other states, you know,
the brand name was already known.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It was being asked for.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Absolutely, And over the years, I ain't enough chicken to
s hey, I'm fine with that, yeaht jigging the biscuits
bo Jangles. Randy Man, you have been a big part
of my life just back then. Have been proud to
know you, buddy, and man, thank you so much.
Speaker 17 (38:04):
I appreciate your saying. So it's great to get down
to the studio and see everyone.
Speaker 14 (38:10):
Jackie and this is just awesome.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
I just wanted to take the chance to come by
and say I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss listening
to you guys.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Thank you, Randy Poindox your gym. No buddy in the world.
The corporate bow Jangles. They won't let him retire. No,
they made me hang on five years. It was five
one year contracts, but didn't know it was.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
So we're ready. Was the more chicking the business jacket
we still got.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
All right, Rady, I'm about the scam here on Cyber Monday.
Speaker 14 (38:44):
This now, this is gonna transition horribly.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It's a citizen Raady.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Let's go straight to the scams out of bad dangles.
All right, So as you're going shopping for your cyber Monday,
there's something you gotta watch. And my wife was a
victim of this, so I know it can happen to
any even to smart people. But Johnny, take a look
at the board there. You see that website says Joe Anne.
(39:10):
Joeanne's fast, well known brand, been around for years and years. Well,
unfortunately they closed back in May or March.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
I no wonder it says sale eighty percent off. They
probably went broke, right, But see how real that looks.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
Oh yeah, well that is an AI clone website.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh I was trying to tell my wife and I
say it was a drone.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Now said, what in it's a clone?
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Well, okay, with bargains too good to be true, and
there you go, like a Singer sewing machine fifty four
dollars ninety percent off.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Well, there's a lot of these kind of sites.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
This is just one in particular. I'm picking only because
Joeann's is out of business now or actually their name
has been purchased by Michael's Craft Stores. But that is
nothing to do with Joeannes. Even though it has logo,
has all the links and if you scroll to the bottom,
which should be a giveaway, it even has how to
contact us, you know, reviews everything that looks legit because
(40:11):
it was legit. It was cloned in its entirety and
then put up on another website. This has a different URL.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
So do they send this stuff like to your phone
with the clone website to say here, here's a big
sale going on.
Speaker 7 (40:26):
They advertise a lot on place social media sites. They
advertise the fake sites to get you to go to them,
and then once you're there, you're putting things in your
cart that are never going.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
To be shipped to you.
Speaker 14 (40:40):
They ask for your credit card information, and now you're
down there.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I mean it looks as ay idea, we're going to
have to start dealing. Yes, yes, I mean it looks
exactly right, doesn't that?
Speaker 14 (40:52):
Yeah, it looks all the world for real.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
And that's not the site she was on, but it's
it's another name brand, and I don't want to give
the clone the opportunity to get it. But just be
very careful, Like if you really wanted to visit, I'll
just make up a URL a website rather for you.
Speaker 14 (41:07):
Let's say you wanted to visit pet mall.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Okay, all right, so a bad guy might look at
that name if it's very popular, and add an S
or a Z after pet, so it would look very
similar to your URL, or add an S at the
end pet mall, smalls or you know, you see, they
can do any variation of it. So just be very
careful when you type in your website to type it
(41:31):
in in its entirety. Petmall dot com doesn't exist, but
pet mall dot com instead of letting Google results direct you.
Because the bad guys are paying Google to promote those
fake sites as well. So the only way you're gonna
know is after you get your credit card statement, which
is another thing. Always if you're gonna use online shopping,
(41:55):
always use a credit card. It's the only way you'll
get your mind me back when you get had. Don't
ever use your ATM or debit card ever. Will all
be careful out there. I'm gonna watch football. He's some
boat jangle chicken and not even.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Look at my phone.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
All right, good, we got a plan.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
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big old blue EMU prize back. Oh here's a good
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(42:34):
other fine retailers, or go to pet Mall.
Speaker 14 (42:37):
I'm just kidding, all
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Right, Hang on with they beat the blonde next
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hangout, all right, listen to you, mog it's time to
button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to these
two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous. Hey,
he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Got do the noo homing at them.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
It is Monday, December, the first, Happy Monday, Happy sober Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
You a cyborg good day.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's work Like I'm supposed to buy stuff online. That's
what you do of the rest in three hundred and
six or four days. When I'm looking at nowadays, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
At your house.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Like a Black Friday, small business Saturday, Sunday, I think
we skipped, and then today, yeah, Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So usually what was Marvin talking about? Why I have
to have the white sale?
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yeah, he's never liked the idea of them calling it
a Black Friday and then having a white sale.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well we'll get tomorrow a little bit later then.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
All right, Well, hey, we're all excited about being here.
We're heading towards Christmas time. We got our first prize pack.
This morning. We'll get you ready to win it on
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on this day in nineteen ninety two, Amy Fisher will
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year there were three TV movies about that case.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
All right, well.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
There's our categories one eight hundred big shows you told
free Line. We play out Burst next, Good Morning. It's
(03:36):
a big show on the radio for your December the
first Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We've got our future drag from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Bid Box, tad Berry's Thanksgiving Dinner with the Clumps, the
word clumps Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You're the big box at the Big Show. Dot got
me right eyes, get.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
That one in again, upperst Let's play Upturst.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That's the game that anyone ken.
Speaker 9 (04:00):
Wi John boy Billy to give the prizes from the
Big Prize Beer.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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Speaker 2 (04:16):
Have a hurry up and gas time. You love the
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Speaker 4 (04:23):
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Speaker 8 (04:29):
We have shots.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Come on to Cody. Hey, how you doing, John boy Man,
We're all good.
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Welcome in here amongst.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Us, Cody.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
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Speaker 4 (05:04):
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years old.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, I'd wipe Ben Wednesday too, have you bet?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Got right?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
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Speaker 10 (05:17):
To go.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
At home, at a bar, and at a friend's house.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
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Speaker 1 (05:26):
Three reasons people go to prison, ready.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
To go, murder, larcenies, and tax evasion.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
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Speaker 4 (05:39):
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Speaker 2 (05:48):
Hey all, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You know who taught me my ABC's and what it
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Speaker 2 (06:10):
News, sneeze news news.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna work on my vowel pronunciations.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, listen big show.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
On the radio early Monday morning, our bumper music.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Strawberry alarm clock.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
How I proposed I never knew that I.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Prefer waking up to this tune on Monday morning for
my good buddy out of Texas.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Robert Earl Keane.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
As done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying a
bit sting.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 13 (07:17):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say Sometimes on
my days are filled with Right as I traveled down
left Surba, things ain't going mind way because there's always.
Speaker 12 (07:36):
Someone swirming in my line.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You keep swimming in the line.
Speaker 13 (07:44):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm a honking on my horror story.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I'm shooting you the fin.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Keep switching on my bride lines. That's just too dem till.
Speaker 13 (08:03):
When you're swerving all lives Pie way, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Never could love another, how else could I feed? But
nowen you run into me, I can't believe I could
not see her.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
A'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (08:41):
To keep swerming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 12 (08:52):
I'm shooting you the fight.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
I keep switching on my bridinglights, but you're just too dampton.
When you're swerving all lives hop back you're running suone
off the road, driving.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
A big show. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
That's a big show on the radio for you, Monday,
December the first. Well, if you're looking for entertainment for
a holiday event this year, we can recommend several great
comedians and this is not.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
One of them.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
He's back like a bad check.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Lad's and gentlemen, Hello, joke nerd man, you can really
sell the thistle. Bro Listen. I just stopped by all
up in this mother to run some material past.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I got a sweet gig in a big dad confab.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're actually getting bookings.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
You know it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Home fries, you don't get it. This is my world now.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Well this and astronomy, well this astronomy and stamp collected
and model dinosaur building.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But Tammy is my life.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Let's not waste any more time. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your headliner. Joke nerd, what's up? You gotta start
with something they know. Welcome to all the dad's out there.
Gives the wife a chance to work on their tender profile.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
It's tater doing. Oh lord, we're doomed, clown. What do
you call an irishman in a bulletproof vest? Rick O'shay.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I went into a restaurant and asked the waitress, iff,
I can ask her a question about the menu.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
Please.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
She slapped me in the face and said, it's none
of your business about the men.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
I please.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
That's more like a friend of mine was kidnapped by
a pack of mimes. They did unspeakable thanks to him. Yeah,
thank you, stick.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What fruit?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Have fun on the slide?
Speaker 6 (11:25):
A key we.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I got a basectomy last month, but my wife still
got pregnant. I guess all of us sect me really
does is changed the color of the baby, and that
one's for Jack. My wife said, you act too much
like a detective.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
We have to split up.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
I said, good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.
That did not go as well as I thought it would.
My wife said, you haven't listened to a word I said.
I said, WHOA, what a weird way to start a conversation.
You can use that when you get.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Home, John boy.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I once dated a homeless woman. Things got serious and
she asked me to move out with her.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
AnyWho.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
The seven Dwarfs were all sitting in a hot tub.
Doc started feeling sleepy, so sleepy got out. I never
make fun of dwarves. They look up to me. That's
what I wanted, That's the laugh I wanted on the
puppy Child, Joh, I'll tell you what I know about dwarves,
(12:37):
very little. I think I'll stop.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
The dwarf.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Accidentally took my cat's medicine last night. Don't ask me how.
My wife told me it was my turn to put
the baby down. I said, you're stupid, baby, you can't
do anything right, and the dumb one got it right away.
(13:07):
How do you know Mike Tyson isn't religious. He punches
people in the faith. A blind guy walked into a bar,
then a chair, and then a table. It's okay to laugh.
I just found out I was color blind. It hit
(13:29):
me right out of the purple thank you stick. My
wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read it. My doctor told me I
was going deaf. That was hard to hear. I didn't
ask for the editorial take. Just when you thought food
(13:52):
couldn't make a phone call, boom onion rings. I'll bet
you Jackie doesn't get it. Like the Chick fil A
thing with the cows, she just doesn't want to look stupid.
Speaker 14 (14:08):
They're getting worse.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I asked the German girl. Just you wait, I asked
the German girl for her phone number. I'm still waiting
for the rest of it. So far, all I've got
is nine. My wife is so fat?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
How fat is she?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Thank you, John Man? My wife is so fast she
can only play seek. They used to call it a
jumpo lean until my wife got on it.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
All right, we got to wrap it up.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Hold on, hold on, I need to go out on
a winter this one, No, this one, No another dwarf joke, No,
here we go. Did you know that Miss Piggy can't
count to seventy? Every time she gets the sixty nine
she gets a frog in her throat?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I have to say, what a all these years
you have?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Really what developed into a brilliant comedian? Stay about to say, well,
back to the drawing board. Has Killer's got any of
that invasion of pull materials?
Speaker 15 (15:06):
Jo nerd out, Good morning, rolling to the Big Show
on the radio. Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're
listening to the pride of the Red States, John Boy
and Billy right here on the Big Show some enchanted money.
You may hear the big show. Where's my big bag?
(15:32):
Who can't be topical? Good morning, make.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Those hour brought to you by pulling on?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
What a meal? I'm gonna explode? Come here, kid, give
old uncle Ernie's finger a pool. Come on, give her
a pool.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Every holiday season thousands of nieces and nephews are needlessly
humiliated by insensitive uncles.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Here try the left hand. Come on, what are you try?
If this sounds like you or someone you know, call us.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
We're pulling on.
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Well.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
First, I tried to cut back on home now, but
when you see one of those little naive faces staring
up at you, your finger just sort of.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Pops out in the torment you bring on yourself and
others joined pulling on Ernie did That's right?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
And I'd like to thank you, Canaiah, shake your hand, Ernie.
Come on, put her there?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, got you fighting.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Pulling? Please call We're reaching out to you.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning, make shows on the radio. Hang on for
a Black Friday song. Okay, yeah, here on Cyber Monday.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Let me tell you about what somebody's gonna win here
on John Boy Jeopardy in minutes.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's a big old prize.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Fact from Lord Tigers who got a hat, t shirt,
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Speaker 9 (17:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Look back to Black Friday. Man, I played this song
all year.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I love it, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Then ho it?
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Do it?
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yo?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh yo?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Don't hey?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Man?
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I was at Mama's house with Thanksgiving the other day.
You know how it is. We ate turkey for about
two hours straight and everybody laid around in the den.
But the fall over Uncle Sad got so sleepy he
actually quit talking about how Kramer from Seinfeld needs a
good butt werfer, and needless to say, said don't think
much of Cramer's new material. And he even got mad
(18:13):
at when the dude started apologizing. He said, this fool
don't know the first thing about black people talking about
Afro Americans, And what does Sam hell? He going on
to Jesse Jackson show for he think Jesse the president
of the Negro League or something. As I've told y'all before,
The only thing Uncle said hates morning racism is Jesse Jackson.
So anyway, we're all laying around. Mama goes Marvin. I
(18:36):
hear you got the day off tomorrow. Would you come
take me and your aunt Dokie to Black Friday in
the morning? I said, Black Friday? Was it done? Cut
black history monk down to one day?
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Now?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
She said, now on first today after Thanksgiving one with
all the sale, they call it Black Friday. Well, so
you ain't marching, you shopping? She said, yeah, Well, what
time y'all want to leave? She said, we'll pick us
up about four point thirty. I'm like, oh, so thirty.
What you gonna do? Drop through the skylight on a rope?
I said no, They open up at five. I said, whoa, whoa,
(19:07):
You're going shopping at five o'clock in the morning. What
kind of crackhead schedule is this? Uncle Seed kind of
popped his head up and said, uh huh, must be
some white folks come up with that schedule if it
was really Black Friday. They do it so a man
could get up having some coffee, catch a little TV,
laying and roll on up to Jcpenny. About ten thirty eleven, o'clock.
(19:27):
I said, Hey, Uncle Seed got a car and he
don't even work. How come he can't take you to
the mall? Said goes, shoot, I ain't about to get
in all that mess. Them people crazy knocking one another
in the head trying to get an xbox. That's just ignorant.
You couldn't low me in the ma all tomorrow. You
know what I'm doing for Black Friday? My asking me
right here on the couch washing it, saying for than summer. Okay,
(19:48):
you know what they say. You mama brought you up.
You ain't supposed to tell her no. So I got
up and took her and Aunt Dokie to the mall
at five o'clock in the morning and check this out.
Aunt Dookie got a bad hip, right, so the doctor
give one of them handicap parking passes. This almost made
the trip worthwhile. I mean, I hate to sound like
an old fot, but the handicap parking pass got it
(20:09):
going on. I felt just like Puffy up right next
to the door, pulled in one of them good spaces,
you know, the one right next to that employee of
the month spot that ain't never got no car in it.
What's up with that, by the way, man get employee
of the month. He ought to be the first car
in the lock. Anyway, I love me some handicap parking path. Well, listen, y'all,
don't need to feel too bad for old Randy. I mean,
(20:30):
I know he got hurting all, but he also got
the key to the city hanging off that year of
you mirror. But dude, see, John Boy, that's what you
need in your posset, A boy with a handicapped parking path.
We need to kick made a man and skill it
to the curb and get you a one eyed jack and.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
A peg leg PieP.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm marther Man, I don a good man.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I love that alright there, Well, let's play John boyd
Jebberdey for the big old loll Tiger's prize spot. Okay,
jump in here. Getting one of these has never been
more popular. But you might want to keep it under
wraps during your next job interview, because nearly one third
of employers say they are less likely to hire you.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
What is it if you show up flaunting your new
flamethrower license?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
How about that flamethrowerse like killer be like killer bees?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Set stuff on fire in the parking.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Sorry I had to fire.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
No watch, y'all got one eight hundred big show you
told Freeline. We play John Boyd jep Day next Monday morning,
(21:57):
Big shows on the radio, feeds your driving to make
show mid box Catbury his annual Thanksgiving dinner with the
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bigshow dot comy right now, let's play yeaeses live across America.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
It's John Boyd and now your cyber Monday host. His
mind is like an Internet browser. Thirty five open tabs,
seven are hung up, and he has no idea where
that music's coming from.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Things John Boyer.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
The Hey, the Dave and uh oh, let me try
this out of Pennsylvania in Charlie Arah, Charli Era, Charles.
Speaker 14 (22:43):
Ostio arts.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, having trouble that would uh Dave? Where are you?
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Man?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
You're destroying that Joey Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Showle Roy Pennsylvania.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Usually I'll have Jackie come out and with for in
my ears. Oh and usually she's wrong exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Well, glad you didn't hear, Dave.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You got first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So here we go.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Getting one of these has never been more popular. But
you might want to keep it under wraps during your
next job interview because nearly one third of employers say
they're less likely to hire you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
We'll be looking for, Dave.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
I'm gonna have to go that would tell you to
leave me up because I got a bunch of them.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm gonna have to go with a tattoo.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Tattoo. They're all very popular all over the place. One
third show us tattoo.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I hope you already got a job man, Yes, sir,
I gotta quick jaw kind of boy.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Well, Dave, if you got a big old Lord Tiger's
prize back, buddy, we'll get it to you over at
the shaw Raia.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow, you destrayed it again and I get on here
all morning? What a many hours top of your news.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh lookie our time capsule on the other side of
this report the Marvin Webster.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export. A juggled burgledydd y d
I'm old and I hate women. Oh, in my day,
(25:08):
we didn't have to deal with any bathroom hogging, non
stop nagging, PMS and pissing moaning, life shortening, misery magnets
called women. Oh, sure they were around, but in the
good old days, we knew how to deal with them.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
We were a lot smarter in those days.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
We kept them out back in cages like hamsters, and
only took them out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pull you
into town on a Saturday night to the swamp meet,
and you traded with your neighbor. And if you wanted
(25:49):
to go hunting or fishing down to the local beer joint,
you didn't have to ask your woman. You're told her.
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case she had an accident. Oh and if
she missed the papers and duty down the floor, you
(26:11):
had to teach her a lesson.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So you made her roll it up and smoke it.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
And she got proud lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight. Whooped dee doude, Look at me, I'm
the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil rattlesnake wrangler,
Oh happy day, and we liked it.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
We loved it.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
And of course she never thank you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful. She
was ungrateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Heart earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She
was a I'm grateful when you bought her some new
kitchen cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads
off the chickens anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 15 (27:09):
Hell to the no.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
That's what all your generosity and hard work got you,
dingle dangity do look at me. I'm wasting my life
on an uppery farm, halfer with feathers in a deal
and low. Then one day a bunch of candy ass
closet cases got together and said, hey, maybe we are
(27:33):
to treat women better.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Better how.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clothes Before
you knew what everybody was doing it. All that kind
of jentler crap went to their heads. Soon they were
sleeping indoors and learning to use the bathroom and going
to the doctor when they got sick. From there, things
(28:01):
went downhill faster than Sonny Bono, a fello from town.
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
And learned to read.
Speaker 10 (28:17):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Paid for working, paid for working.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get any worse, and we was wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy bloss muffins
on the world.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Then they started to need to be paid what a
man would make for the same.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
Job, which was a crime, because everyone knows that women
were in theory of the man. But now you couldn't
say it because it was politically incorrect, and we might
make a mad and they'd abandon the porn industry and
destroy the Internet. And to add in such to injury
as the final indignation that pinch face, big legged, screeching bandsheet.
(29:27):
Hillary Clinton ran for presidents great googly Moogli, And here
we are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places. Head out of our faces,
flippery floppity flu Look at me. I'm a big, dumb,
(29:48):
nuted moron who threw away paradise on Earth.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
So Oprah could tell me what a rotten as op
a hate women. John Boy and Billy turn My tann
in beds broke.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
There's a big show on the radio where we heard
the song Black Friday earlier featuring ho Marvin Webster. We
got Marv right now unplugged. Let's spend a few minutes
with Marven Webster.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Yah, what's up? Hey man? Went to Obama's house for Thanksgiving,
went back like it always does, and about eight until
we were about to pop, and it was twelve arguments
broke out. One kid always go home with blood stains
on his clothes, with somewhere, Uncle said, sat down in
the living room, undid his breeches. He was asleep five
minutes for the ball game ever started. I said, wake up, said,
(31:09):
your pants about to fall off. He said, huh, what
the score is? Must be all that Tucky at at
You know Tucky got all that trip tonight in it.
That stuff knock a man out and a loong. About
five o'clock, Mama started working me about taking her and
her sister to the mall in the morning. Oh no,
I hate that baby. Me and your aunt sure could
(31:30):
use a driver to run us through the mall first
thing in the morning. You know your aunt got that
handicap parking pan. It'll be just like last year. You
can wheel right up to the party like Kanye West.
And I do love me some handicap parking. But when
Kanye get to the party, he don't have to follow
two old women around for eight hours care in their bag.
(31:50):
I said, Mama, I ain't got nothing but love for you,
but I just can't do it again this year. Why
you got to go on Friday anyway? You know what
it's gonna be like eighty thousand people in there fighting
over the same set of discount draws, and they got
the same zac stuff the next day too. Won't y'all
wait till sarurday. I'll take you over there. Then that's
when my loud cousin Lamar always pops up. No, man,
(32:12):
you got to go on Black Friday so you can
get all them special door busted deals. You can go
in see and get a twelve piece socket set for
a dime, se Lamark and afford to running mouth because
he ain't got no car. Uncle Sid pops up, Lamar,
what the same hell you need with a twelve piece
socket set? Only time I see you with a tool
in your hand, you standing at the toilet. So three
(32:34):
men and uncle said, we talked mom into wait until Sarah.
And you know how they called the day after Thanksgiving
black Friday, because that's when all the black people go shopping.
Well they need to start calling the next day fat
White Saturday, because it was some wide load white folks
up in them all that day. I think they was
there on Saturday because they stayed home on Friday to
finish off at honey bag Ham from Thursday. You ever know,
(32:56):
fat white people are different from fat black people, especially
the win you see a fat white girl. She always
looked just miserable.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Being big.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Ain't nothing to his sister. She don't walk around in
no flower sack looking dress neither. She always turned out
come up on a good looking brother, give him that look.
That's rag baby. You know you want some of these
and he probably does too, because you know a brother
Luckerwoman got some junk in the trunk, and I ain't
talking about the kind they sell it. Bed bath and
be done well. The fat white girl ain't got time
(33:25):
to look at no men in the mall. She's too
busy dragging around him two fat kids to her, trying
to remember where she left her fat husband at he
way down on the other end of the mall, halfway
piste off, all out of breath, even though he ain't
got but one bag in his Handway, I know what's
in that bag too, don't you. Mama face and get
a new fried daddy for christ Yeah, you can tell
the fat white people was out on Saturday. Longest line
(33:47):
in the whole place was at the food court, jarn wore.
Come get your cousins at the mall, y'all think about it, our.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Mother, Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 16 (34:03):
Hell yo, lilimdsay, premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lands, John
Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Will I
thought it was funny.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for your December
the first it is Rosa parks Day. Yes, the civil
rights activist sitting in front of the bus down Alabama.
So uh well, that's now miss a chance to call in,
Uncle b S.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Good morning, Uncle b S? Where were you? December nineteen
fifty five? December nineteen fifty five?
Speaker 11 (35:21):
City bus driver, Montgomery, Alabama, rass letters staring whale, trying
to get a fourteen year old at turn Elvis down
so I could brigg out how many black people like
the squeeze on and still have room up front. By
the way, best looking woman in North America crawls on
my bus parkside hair, legs up to her high end
(35:42):
forty day cups, staring me right square in the eyes.
I'm hoping she'll sit in the third seat from the
front my eyebaulding seat. Look up in the rear view
mirror of the bus down a Rosa Parks ain't in
my haulding.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Ie sent here.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Look at Rosa for the next fifteen miles, or get
hurt to get up and give miss nude Alabama hearsy.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Rose.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I knows.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
I ain't had a dat in six months.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Text today that turned into US Civil rights charmer. Just
goes to show.
Speaker 11 (36:13):
Every time I see a good looking woman, somebody makes
up had her O case out of it.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I told you this Cyber Monday, we're gonna have a
scam alert and Randall and we are gonna do that. First,
I just want to say, hey, those special guests in
the studio. He didn't come back to get on the radio.
Just come by to say hey, ain't seen.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Him in a while.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Randy Poindexter from bow Jangles, Randy, good to see you, buddy.
Randy tried to retire yeah a few years ago. Wouldn't
let him and pulled up one of the biggest franchise
up in the mountains of North Carolina. Y'all still got
Randy's expertise in your local bow Jangles, and of course
(36:57):
he had the foresight to sponsor me and the Legends
Racing series.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, he was actually very much against. I had to
go over to the office and oh no, I was
youlling to heard what he was saying.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
How the John Boyd Billy Show responsible in part, according
to the way he feels about it, the bo Jangles
excelling outside.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Of the Carolinas when we went syndicated.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Is that true, Randick? That's absolutely true.
Speaker 17 (37:26):
You know, Bojangles was just known in the Carolinas, and
then when you guys started syndicating, the Bojangles name and
brand awareness extended outside the Carolinas. And so when Bojangles
started moving into some of the other states, you know,
the brand name was already known.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It was being asked for.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Absolutely, And over the years, I ain't enough chicken to
s hey, I'm fine with that, yeaht jigging the biscuits
bo Jangles. Randy Man, you have been a big part
of my life just back then. Have been proud to
know you, buddy, and man, thank you so much.
Speaker 17 (38:04):
I appreciate your saying. So it's great to get down
to the studio and see everyone.
Speaker 14 (38:10):
Jackie and this is just awesome.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
I just wanted to take the chance to come by
and say I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss listening
to you guys.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Thank you, Randy Poindox your gym. No buddy in the world.
The corporate bow Jangles. They won't let him retire. No,
they made me hang on five years. It was five
one year contracts, but didn't know it was.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
So we're ready. Was the more chicking the business jacket
we still got.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
All right, Rady, I'm about the scam here on Cyber Monday.
Speaker 14 (38:44):
This now, this is gonna transition horribly.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
It's a citizen Raady.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Let's go straight to the scams out of bad dangles.
All right, So as you're going shopping for your cyber Monday,
there's something you gotta watch. And my wife was a
victim of this, so I know it can happen to
any even to smart people. But Johnny, take a look
at the board there. You see that website says Joe Anne.
(39:10):
Joeanne's fast, well known brand, been around for years and years. Well,
unfortunately they closed back in May or March.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
I no wonder it says sale eighty percent off. They
probably went broke, right, But see how real that looks.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
Oh yeah, well that is an AI clone website.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh I was trying to tell my wife and I
say it was a drone.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Now said, what in it's a clone?
Speaker 7 (39:35):
Well, okay, with bargains too good to be true, and
there you go, like a Singer sewing machine fifty four
dollars ninety percent off.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Well, there's a lot of these kind of sites.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
This is just one in particular. I'm picking only because
Joeann's is out of business now or actually their name
has been purchased by Michael's Craft Stores. But that is
nothing to do with Joeannes. Even though it has logo,
has all the links and if you scroll to the bottom,
which should be a giveaway, it even has how to
contact us, you know, reviews everything that looks legit because
(40:11):
it was legit. It was cloned in its entirety and
then put up on another website. This has a different URL.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
So do they send this stuff like to your phone
with the clone website to say here, here's a big
sale going on.
Speaker 7 (40:26):
They advertise a lot on place social media sites. They
advertise the fake sites to get you to go to them,
and then once you're there, you're putting things in your
cart that are never going.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
To be shipped to you.
Speaker 14 (40:40):
They ask for your credit card information, and now you're
down there.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I mean it looks as ay idea, we're going to
have to start dealing. Yes, yes, I mean it looks
exactly right, doesn't that?
Speaker 14 (40:52):
Yeah, it looks all the world for real.
Speaker 7 (40:53):
And that's not the site she was on, but it's
it's another name brand, and I don't want to give
the clone the opportunity to get it. But just be
very careful, Like if you really wanted to visit, I'll
just make up a URL a website rather for you.
Speaker 14 (41:07):
Let's say you wanted to visit pet mall.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
Okay, all right, so a bad guy might look at
that name if it's very popular, and add an S
or a Z after pet, so it would look very
similar to your URL, or add an S at the
end pet mall, smalls or you know, you see, they
can do any variation of it. So just be very
careful when you type in your website to type it
(41:31):
in in its entirety. Petmall dot com doesn't exist, but
pet mall dot com instead of letting Google results direct you.
Because the bad guys are paying Google to promote those
fake sites as well. So the only way you're gonna
know is after you get your credit card statement, which
is another thing. Always if you're gonna use online shopping,
(41:55):
always use a credit card. It's the only way you'll
get your mind me back when you get had. Don't
ever use your ATM or debit card ever. Will all
be careful out there. I'm gonna watch football. He's some
boat jangle chicken and not even.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Look at my phone.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
All right, good, we got a plan.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
And right now we're gonna beat the blonde for the
big old blue EMU prize back. Oh here's a good
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(42:34):
other fine retailers, or go to pet Mall.
Speaker 14 (42:37):
I'm just kidding, all
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Right, Hang on with they beat the blonde next
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Are You A Charlotte?
In 1997, actress Kristin Davis’ life was forever changed when she took on the role of Charlotte York in Sex and the City. As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte navigate relationships in NYC, the show helped push once unacceptable conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative around women and sex. We all saw ourselves in them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex and friendships. Now, Kristin Davis wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together, with Kristin and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. "Are you a Charlotte?" is much more than just rewatching this beloved show, it brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor and of course some optimism.