December 1, 2025 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marvin teams up with Hoyt for a song about Black Friday - then goes on a tangent about the name assigned to the day.. - Randy has some cautionary Cyber Monday advice to avoid getting scammed while you are shopping online today.. - Gary Busey makes his post Halloween entry into his diary.. - We’ll fill a request for a Playhouse.. - and we’ll wrap up with Cadbury’s Thanksgiving dinner with the Klumps!
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for your Monday December.
The first our future track for the Big Show bet
Box cat Berry's Thanksgiving Dinner with the Clumps. I want
ahead win this year Clumps Thanksgiving keywords when.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They hit the bed box at the Bigshow dot.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Com and right now, let's play beat the Blonde. Let's
meet our contestant, Thomas out of cord in Kentucky. Good morning, Thomas, Hey,
good morning guys. Good ahead you, thank you, thank.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You forty bit and introduction.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I appreciate being a part of the comas.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
All right, well good Thomas. You know what we're gonna do.
Then we'll ask you some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong?
You win the big Old Blue EMU prizepot.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Got this, Thomas, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh yeah, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Get in.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Thomas. Sounds like a live water Oh yeah, dater.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
According to the movie Theater Concessions in the Street, the
ultimate goal of all theater operators is to entice every
ticketed customer. Three things. Something wet, something salty, and what.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Uh something savory?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Meating my right, Thomas, something meeting like hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Pizza, something something meaty. What do you think agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well that's the thing to do. Yeah, something sweet.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
There's candy too.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I like to use attack the meaty though.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, Thomas, get one more and you win. How many?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
How many permanent full time florists are on the presidential staff?
Now I got choices, all right? Permanent full time florist
on the presidential staff? A none, They use volunteers, B
three r C five full time flora Thomas, I'm asking,
(02:47):
I'm asking Marcy.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Don't don't push her.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I was gonna say, it's a big, big place, so
go with big, big number. So five, I agree with Thomas.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
A three three.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So Tomas, I guess you agree with five.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, I know it's three.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, all right, now I'm over. He disagrees. Oh, oh,
she was right.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
It was five.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh you are hollering five through the whole thank stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I know, I know it's warfare.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, you know she's trying to win for himself.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, we got a full count going into the
final questions. One of the earliest urban legends to go
viral on the Internet involved Alfred Hitchcock. The rumor was
he was suspiciously missing a certain body part.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
What was this suspiciously this old weird al Hitchcock he
was missing. He was nippless, John boy, he was suspiciously missing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He looked like a Kendall.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wow, Thomas, Albert Edgecock didn't have no nipples?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What Tater says?
Speaker 9 (04:12):
So what do you think?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Mmmm?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You know, you know what. I'm gonna go with that. Okay, Okay,
not I am not going with that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, not going with that. You're disagreeing with nippoless.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
And you know there.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Was suspiciously missing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There was a celebrity was missing nipples, all right, Lauren Green?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Was that right?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
They were off ben Alligator card?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Right, thanks for the side nipples store there, Randy, that's
all right. And Albert Hdgecock was missing his belly button.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's what the rumor was, is that he wasn't born,
that he was a colone wearing out of space alien.
But actually he lost it during surgery at a really
young age.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well Thomas, look at you winning a big old prize pack. Now, Jackie,
you got Thomas, get his address, send him his prize
up corner on Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Good work, buddy, Well, I thank you, thank you for
having me on here.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Thank you sir and ladies.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Quotom many hour top of your news and right on
the other side of this report, I remembering Rayford for
this Monday morning. Then twenty minutes our poet Lauriette, Good morning.
(06:20):
The big show is on the radio. Another chance to
join the winners is coming up at first ever. Wonder
why love makes people do crazy things? Rayford plays Cupid desiur.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Yeah, we see it all the times. That's to do
an election time, and politicians get caught. That's something they did,
and falling in love may mean many years and years ago.
Falling in love really can make you crazy. Italian scientists
found that people in love demonstrate the same biological and
emotional symptoms as people suffering from a psychiatric condition. Like
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people with obsessive compulsive disorder, the love sick have persistent
track thoughts. Investigators found that the two groups had similarly
low levels of seratonin. That's a brain chemical that affects mood.
It's often said that when you're in love, you're a
little crazy. That may be true. A member of the
research team theorizes that evolution programmed people for the insanity
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of love, because no rational person would bond for life
and have children. How about that? No rational person would
bond for life and have children. Well, think about it
a little bit. That's where people get in a lot
of trouble, don't they.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Robert E.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Rayford passion along for what it's worth and probably not
worth very much. Here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well we're looking enough to have our very own poet
Laureate here the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So one animation appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
There's a pretty good chance he's got another story to share.
So let's welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you,
Colonel h? Busted at the seams like a fart trapped
in spandex. John Boy, you are truly a wordsmith.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's a calling, a gift, and sometimes I just need
to unwrap it and share it with the world, or
at least y'all any time you ready have at it.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I want to tell you tale.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
It happened a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's called the Japanese Thanksgiving Go something like this. My nephew,
Ricky was a Marine Corps airman in Okinawa, Japan. He
went overseas a fresh faced kid and come home a
full grown man, and while overseas he fell in love
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with a sweet little Japanese gal. They was coming home
for Thanksgiving. I looked forward to seeing my pal. Her
name was Mioshi, but we called her Mimi because they
couldn't pronounce her real name. It was moo moo and
mushy and even mike. No two guesses were ever the same.
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She spoke good English and announced to the clan that
she'd be cooking the Thanksgiving meal.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The women folk bristled and give her the stinkeye. They
didn't sign on to this deal, but Ricky stepped in
like a good hubby should and said it was a
first class gourmet. They were all in for a real
special treat, but the family didn't see it that way.
The smells from the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day were unfamiliar
and some downright od. It was fishy and spicy and
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tangy and sour. They all kneeled and prayed to God
bell rung. The clad shuffled in, not knowing just what
lay in store. Before them lay a feast of Asian delights.
Things they'd never seen before. We're looking veggies and strange
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looking meats.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Fish with their heads still on. No green bean casserole,
no candied yams hell. Even the turkey was gone. We
got tons of rice, but where's the gravy? Old Granny
Semple said, where's the taters? Where's the pie? What's going on?
Where's the rolls? And where's the corn bread? To make
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it worse, there was no forks inside, just two sticks
beside each plate. Who wants to carve the Thanksgiving squid?
Things wasn't going too great, but good husband Ricky took
the lead. He dug in and started to eat. The
others followed suit, but they was none too pleased with
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a dinner that smelled like feet. And then little Mimi
walked in the room with a thing that would save
the day. Who liked some soaki? She quietly said. They
all shrugged and said okay. Before too long there were
five bottles in and getting their Japanese on, gnawing on
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fish heads and chewing on squid. They gobbled until it
was gone. But they weren't done yet, No, not by
a sight. They all staggered out into the yard. They
stripped of their shorts for the big sumo match. Lord,
they was playing it hard. Uncle Cleat ruled today, taking
everyone on. He survived with barely a scratch until the
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old Granny Simple stripped to her depens and poor Uncle
Cleat met his match. At the end of the day,
it all turned out right. Mimi kept her composure, that
is until the cops showed up and arrested them all
for indecent exposure. Ha ha ha you like ewe joboy?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Hell yeah yet morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
There's food everywhere, flying through the air, round bits and
bowls and hands, people eating with their fingers, their feet,
other people's feet.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
It's unbelievable. O.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
With the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken and
biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only
thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your shirt is for.
You faded right, cleaning bill over my head? You canna
eat that?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Good morning, It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
This last week was a work shortened week thanks to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're very thankful for that.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I got my wonderful Thing number one hundred and sixty
four still up their eyore to get your name in
for the brand new Camo trim waffle house ball cap,
one of my most popular wonderful things.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Very pumped a lot of action on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
If you have some down, he gus your name and
the head when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, got the Big show on the radio. We
getting ready to play our first round is a wordy
word for the week. But first we always got to
check in with thy man.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Beauty. I just got done
taking down the Halloween stuff. I did the usual tribute
to Silver Bullet again this year. I said Werewolf movie
I did in the eighties. This is probably the last
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year I'm gonna do it. See the way we set
it up was the kid would drive the souped up
wheelchair across the yard, chased by the werewolf. I'd come
out as Uncle Red and then I'd fight him mine
a way wolf Old, and then the kid would shoots
the werewolf of the Silver bullet boom, boom boom the end.
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We do that skit five or six times in a night.
Corey Haynes played the kid in the movie, and he
did it the Halloween Show with me a bunch of times.
But since he's gonna pass away, it's hard to find
a celebrity to play him. Last year I had Screech
from Saved by the Bell, but every time someone yelled
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trick or treat, he'd jump up, drop his drawers and
holler high about both. This year was any better. Danny
Bonaducci come in at the last minute to replace the
guy that played Bobby Brady. Danny got hammered and he
kept driving the wheelchair into the hedge. He'd crawl out,
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all covered and twigs and leaves and scream, where's Reuben Kincaid?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
And that fell as it did.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The werewolf costumes was on a cruise, so I had
to go over to Uncle Chip's costume atic it's so
dang close to Halloween. All they had left was a
ratty old Alf costume. Know what he gets scared of
being chased by Alf unless you're a cat. Then the
gun ran out of blanks and Danny had to throw
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the pistol at him, hit him in the head, knocked
him colder, and Ellen DeGeneres his panty drawer. Whoa still
waiting to see if the insurance is going to cover that.
Time to put that tradition to bed. Speaking of traditions,
here comes Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Since my divorces, I don't really do the family and
friends thing, mostly because I ain't got any. So I
decided to do a little something from my fellow man.
I'm gonna go on up to Pasadena and slap the
hopheads at Doctor Drew's rehab. He'llton I hope he lets
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me come back. I had a misfire a couple of
years ago. I abs in mind that they took a
big box of wine along. Before we even got to
the Cranberry sauce. We had dlisters swinging from the balcony
and big ass has been Battle Royal going on. Confidentially,
it was awesome. Amazon Brugitte Nielsen got hammered to the
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Jesus belt and started whooping the dog out of some
little no name rap star. It looked like a Honkey
Kong stomping on the villagers. Lord Diary. It took me
back the good old days. In Tulsa when Gaylord Sartaine
and I would get a snoop full of go down
to the art school and rumble with the nude models.
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It was a pretty even fired most times until their
boyfriend showed up and run us off. The Christmas is
right around the corner, boy. I volunteered to play santy
Claus for the big Jenny Craig shn Dig down at
the Convention Center. It's gonna be a full figured female
festival down there. I'm looking forward to giving my lap
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a workout. Chris Kringle is fixing the mingle. I've been
working on a few seasonally themed icebreaker to use on
the full figure gals. Hey move to the right, honey,
you're sitting on my candy cane. Or guess which pocket
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the elf is in? Or need directions to the north pole?
Wink wink, nudge, nudge. I'm still workshopping, but with any look,
old Gary is going to be holed up for the holidays.
Get it until next time, diarne Xes and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Alright, I'll hold us the next year. By all, let's
play wordy word one eight hundred big show. You told
free Line We'll get a couple contestants teem up and
play next.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Good Morning. That's a Big Show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Monday feature track on the Big Show bit Box, Catburries,
Thanksgiving Dinner with the Glumps.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You can get that out of Big Box.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yon do when you get to the Big Show dot
Com click out on their contest button you can't get through,
We'll call.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You somebody you want to play if we make that
happen to.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Like right now, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Burdy Bird, thettle Beirding, they're the breeding you will Before
we meet our contestant, I would like to tell you
every Olympic dream starts with the first glide through learn
to Skate USA.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Kids build competent, strength and joy on the ice. Learn
to Skate USA office programs for skaters of all ages
and abilities by the pro near you at learn to
Skate USA dot Com.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Information I could have used twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I could use it to.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Skating rank when I was roller skating there by. Had
this song serving Bird, I would have been high. Yeah
all right there, Well let's meet our contestants. We got
a husband and a wife out of Bristol for Tennessee.
Here on that side, we got Chris and Lisa. And
wait a minute, is this decrease Chris and Lisa that
(20:29):
I met at PNZ Arena in twenty seventeen and y'all
stayed with me and Jackie and Billy had to go.
All right, where we'll be? Well, how are y'all doing?
Chris and Lisa?
Speaker 11 (20:48):
I am just really sad that the show was going
to end.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh no, I appreciate that, buddy. I can't do the rest.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Of my life.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I don't know, but I might, Lord knows, I don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
He's making up his mind.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
All right, Well, let's play a game of wordy word,
y'all add to these memories.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That we've made over the years.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, it'll be John Boy and Chris Tater and Lisa
Boys against the girls. Hey, winter words, all right, Hey,
a new new word tablet, winter words, winter like the
season of winter. Okay, all right, well these say you
and tend to relax. Me and Chris will go for
the first thirty seconds. You ready, buddy, Chris, Yes, sir, Okay,
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all right, it's me and you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Here we go, starting the clock. Now, what do you
call the guy old Jack Blank?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Uh huh. Drinking this in a cup, but Nestlee's what.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Chocolate?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yes? Uh huh oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Put these on your feet, your rain, you're your snow.
Just regular cowboy, no toe cowboy. Yeah, boots all right,
Santa rides a yeah, uh huh, cover up in the
bed with a thick.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Like it had a boy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
All right, So I got too fancy on the feet
down at the boots. You put a five on it.
Good word, Chris. Let's see what Tater and Lisa can do. Lisa,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
You Susie had this? You put it on your lips, Susie, blank,
blink skip. This is what falls from the sky in
just one the no two are the same. A blank? What?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No play?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Birds do this in the winter. They go south, They
blank south, my gray. You might go on a mountain
and go blank. You'll blank down the mountain with Jean. Yep,
you put a log in the blank.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Furnace fireplace. All right.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, look at y'all, husband and wife matching each other
with a five and a five? All right, anybody's game?
So me and Chris five second thirty all right, Chris
are you ready.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I'm waiting on you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, So you've been listening a long time. Remember
Hoyt and Dubborn they had some problems during the winter weather.
I don't know if you remember that. Let's not talk
about that right now. Okay, all right, start the clock. Now,
this is what you drive to clear the roads after
a storm.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What kind of plow? That's it? Bullwinkle was a.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
No bullwinkle, Rocky he was a what In Canada they
have these big antlers? Yes, okay, a cup of Campbell's chicken. Yes,
uh huh, put on a heavy why to go outside?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yes, but he's on your hands? Go yeah, you give
me all right?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well that shu been six, right, Chris? Three fives in
a row? O tainer, Elisa. If you can break it
and get us six, you will win, ready, Lisa, Okay
and go.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Kids will do this down the hill. They get on
this and go blank play rod No, no, no, They
sit on it and go blank.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yes. Yes, this is Oh.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
This is when you roll it up and you throw
it at each other. You have one of these snowball
snowball what you throw it at each other? You throw
at each other boxing? This is okay, this is not snow,
but it comes down at the big chunk of ice.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's what.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Big chunk of ice.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
All got hung up on some hail over there.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Oh, hey, husband Chris West, tell the seven. I'm glad
y'all are gonna snuggle up with each other tonight and
share the big old prize pack and think back on
some more wonderful times you've had with the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Up, Hi, y'all, sweetest, hang on with jacket. Good morning,
got the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
On the radio? Bit request for John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Mike Barry out of winter Haven, Florida, says, good morning,
I'm Mike Barry. I'd love to hear John won't be
the playhouse. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thank you all for
the lapse of memories you'll help create over the last
thirty plus years.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Y'all have blessed day. But thank you so much. Mike.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Appreciate you being with us all these years. Oh y'all,
long time listeners, you made it possible. Appreciate you all right,
Well like it. Mike's request next, good morning, Big shows
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on the radio. Some of you'd like to hear about
this time after wordy word Monday through Friday, Hit us
up on the John Boy and Bill at Facebook. Pay
Mike Berry out of winter Haven, Florida is his request.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode. There
goes the neighborhood. As our story opens, Patrick Fitzgerald stops
by his old stomping grounds, Finnigan's Pub in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Of the morning, Mitchy, can anybody get a drink around here?
At just certain people?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Well, welcome to Finnigan's. Good sir, what will be your
pleasure today?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Why to Guinness and stick cross to me? Lassie. I
might send another one right after the first, so I
don't get lonely.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
What's a problem?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
No, this is still Finnigan's Bobby opened up by Michael
Finnigan back in nineteen and fifty seven.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Who's the very same Sure, And I spent.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Many a wild night in here, back in me younger days.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Oh indeed, you used to knock back so many pines.
I'm surprised you can remember any of it? Patrick, No
me named?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Do you have we met?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Are you weary?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
We have?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
You do?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Look at Tad familiar? Would you be missus Finnigan?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
No, tis miss Ah.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
He must be Mike's daughter. No, Now in blazes, did
you know me name? I ain't been in here for
over ten years.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Pet, Hello, it's me condor me?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Who me?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Who tis Mike Mike Finnigan.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Holder for a second, my eyes are up here. You're
Michael Finnigan. But you're a woman. Well, Pat, I've always
been a woman.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
A few years ago, I just had me outside read
on to match me inside you.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I wouldn't have showered when you fight, a.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Sweet mother of Pearl Bailey. You mean to tell me
you become one of them, ah, what you call paranormal transvestigators.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
And thanks to doctor William Poppendorfer Copenhagen, Denmark.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Ah of the Poppen' door for Clint, very familiar with it,
the very one.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Thanks to him, I am now me Bridget Finnegan Well.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Pierce me years and call me drafting. The Duke of
Dublin has turned herself into the.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Rose and I shut it down a ten years earlier.
I'm happier than I ever been in my whole life.
Should have done it ten years earlier, is right. It
would have been been in the shower when you hold on,
you certainly went for the deluxe up great, didn't you?
The low front porch and everything.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I see. The neighborhood ain't the only thing that's seen
a few changes over the years.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Well, it has gotten a little bit rougher around the edges.
And I mean the neighborhoods.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I mean to the past.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Of course, this part of town don't get much respect
since Madam Mini opened up her little private club across
the street.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
A cathouse for a neighbory, I reckon your bar. Crowds
a ted scruffier than it used to be.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
I sometimes, although we do see a few other towns
well known names taking a walk on the wild side too,
like the mayor and several members of the local council.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Kind of like the black calling the kettle pot, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
You don't say I And sometimes you'll see honor familiar
faces like that fella out.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
There right now. You don't look like an honor to me.
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
Will that be?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Oh? That's all the Reverend Brown from the Presbyterian Church.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
See you should have read ahead.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Reverend Brown gets me up, retired.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well with the bed and call me drippy. It is
Reverend Brown and heading straight into the den of iniquity.
Of course, that ain't no big surprise when it comes tomorrows.
Then prisbees are good at talking, the part where they
fallow tad shirts on the execution.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
I don't look now, but here comes another prominent peeler
of the community.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Look it's doctor McGhee.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh the Baptist church. I need another shot, says a lie.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Remember how that peeler old McGee's pound the pulpit and
say all must know that Catholics were headed straight to
Hades for our idolatry and unbiblical doctrines. And here he
is fixing to do the horiz after mambo with some
jazzed up Jezebel at eleven o'clock on a Tuesday morning.
That's a Baptist for you.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Well, now, it wouldn't be too hard on the Baptist.
See that dumpy little feller in the clerical collar wadding
up to Madam Mimi's door.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
He's the one next to the peeler holy hand grenade.
It's Father Michael o'donahue, the priest from our Lady of
Perpetual motion.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well, now so it is gay.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
What a shame. One of the poor working girls over
there must be sick.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Is he in love?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
June in again? Next time we we'll hear a crusty
old madam Mimi say, okay, are you in love?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Let me hold it on.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Good morning make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Feature track out of the bid Box went over ten
thousand tracks to juice from non nonsense eas you get
fifteen tracks just.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
None none to nine clumps.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Thanksgiving keywords of the bid Box, bring this visitor episode
of Cadberry.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
This is the place Cadburry. Let's go.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Why are we doing this again?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Sir well, I thought that by giving one of our
listeners the opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving dinner
would be good.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town then,
has nothing in the fridge? Banngo, go planza. At least
you don't have to cluk and thankfully neither do you.
That breakfast you prepared has left my innuds in a
two mult spicy pork brains and eggs are in a
quiet taste.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Ew and who are these people again? Let's see mister
and missus kletus clump.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Let's just do me a favorite don't cause any trouble,
at least until I finished eating.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Simple meal with an average American family. What could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Look at you, John Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You're adorable.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
I'm Cadberry, Madam bus Maddon seven, I'm John Boy. But
you're right, I am adorable and you must be missus Clump.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You could just call me.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Mama, parded me, Mama. Would you let go right cheek? Now,
come in, Come in, my precious angels. You know, just
in time.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing a dog bell.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
On Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clam white boys, get.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
The deck woman, it's a home invasion. Please we go
nine away. This is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These
boys are our guests, John Boy from the radio. Yes, sir,
the Howky's got a damn butler and he's got to
come by and move your.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Met off the working Man.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, let me get this straight.
You won, but they get to eat for free?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
What the hell.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Contest to say?
Speaker 9 (34:51):
You behave john boy is our guess.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Look why why can't you listen to one of them
skinning little fellows on the low end of the die.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Look at the size of these poor mules. Damn well, perhaps.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
We've come into bad time. Yeah, mama clump, maybe we
better go. No, now, don't you mind?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Clears?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
You boys sit down and I'll fix you a nice
big plate of hope, mate, thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
Well, if you're sure's no trouble.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Ooh, how could you ever be trouble?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Let me count the ways, madam am, I too late?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Or then clean us eat it all. Well, now we
got two tough old birds at the table. I'd like
to throw hot grease on you here, god, old fool,
I'm strapped.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
I got my rais on me. I'll cut you into
cat fifth bait.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You know what.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We'll just pick something up on the way home.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, certainly so. Some of those are petrol station sandwiches.
Should suffice nonsense? Here you go eat up now? Oh,
look at these too fine long, young man. Put me
in a mine, A couple of a lumberjack. You boy,
bring any wood this day? Just let them eat so
they can get the hell out of here, easy big
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and eat your cranberries.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
Yeah, fruit for fruity.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Now I'll see yea.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious? Who are you, Willie Walker?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's damn god woman, and there's the seal of approval?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Lead us some about to call my name?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, your name is a disgusting habit. You should be
more respectful of your families. Huh, he can't help it.
Cleat Us is so full of it. If he didn't
do that, he'd explode. Hey, he ain't looking here, mister nanny.
This is my house, and in my house is how
a real man says thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Really be cool?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I'm almost doing my poe, don't weareshn? I think I
understand our host.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time. You don't
mean you've been one son? Oh live a rotchet? How
do your people say thank you? I dare say, ain't
nothing as feebly as you? For example, Yeah that's good,
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but not as good as this brother Mosha. I should
never have held back. Wow, matter like somebody burnt the
common green? That right back at you, Mama. Mama helped
me open the windows. We're late for that abandoned ship.
(37:26):
Oh lord, I can't read talk about ladies. I'm thing
to go to kral Is. Open my dream? What about
your friend?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Bring it?
Speaker 11 (37:37):
I think it's too late.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
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Speaker 2 (38:01):
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Speaker 1 (38:03):
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I Love You mean It
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for your Monday December.
The first our future track for the Big Show bet
Box cat Berry's Thanksgiving Dinner with the Clumps. I want
ahead win this year Clumps Thanksgiving keywords when.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
They hit the bed box at the Bigshow dot.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Com and right now, let's play beat the Blonde. Let's
meet our contestant, Thomas out of cord in Kentucky. Good morning, Thomas, Hey,
good morning guys. Good ahead you, thank you, thank.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You forty bit and introduction.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I appreciate being a part of the comas.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
All right, well good Thomas. You know what we're gonna do.
Then we'll ask you some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong?
You win the big Old Blue EMU prizepot.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Got this, Thomas, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh yeah, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Get in.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Thomas. Sounds like a live water Oh yeah, dater.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
According to the movie Theater Concessions in the Street, the
ultimate goal of all theater operators is to entice every
ticketed customer. Three things. Something wet, something salty, and what.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Uh something savory?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Meating my right, Thomas, something meeting like hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Pizza, something something meaty. What do you think agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Well that's the thing to do. Yeah, something sweet.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
There's candy too.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I like to use attack the meaty though.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, Thomas, get one more and you win. How many?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
How many permanent full time florists are on the presidential staff?
Now I got choices, all right? Permanent full time florist
on the presidential staff? A none, They use volunteers, B
three r C five full time flora Thomas, I'm asking,
(02:47):
I'm asking Marcy.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Don't don't push her.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I was gonna say, it's a big, big place, so
go with big, big number. So five, I agree with Thomas.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
A three three.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So Tomas, I guess you agree with five.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, I know it's three.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, all right, now I'm over. He disagrees. Oh, oh,
she was right.
Speaker 8 (03:17):
It was five.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh you are hollering five through the whole thank stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I know, I know it's warfare.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, you know she's trying to win for himself.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, we got a full count going into the
final questions. One of the earliest urban legends to go
viral on the Internet involved Alfred Hitchcock. The rumor was
he was suspiciously missing a certain body part.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
What was this suspiciously this old weird al Hitchcock he
was missing. He was nippless, John boy, he was suspiciously missing.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He looked like a Kendall.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wow, Thomas, Albert Edgecock didn't have no nipples?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What Tater says?
Speaker 9 (04:12):
So what do you think?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Mmmm?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You know, you know what. I'm gonna go with that. Okay, Okay,
not I am not going with that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, not going with that. You're disagreeing with nippoless.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
And you know there.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
Was suspiciously missing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There was a celebrity was missing nipples, all right, Lauren Green?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Was that right?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
They were off ben Alligator card?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Right, thanks for the side nipples store there, Randy, that's
all right. And Albert Hdgecock was missing his belly button.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's what the rumor was, is that he wasn't born,
that he was a colone wearing out of space alien.
But actually he lost it during surgery at a really
young age.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well Thomas, look at you winning a big old prize pack. Now, Jackie,
you got Thomas, get his address, send him his prize
up corner on Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Good work, buddy, Well, I thank you, thank you for
having me on here.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Thank you sir and ladies.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Quotom many hour top of your news and right on
the other side of this report, I remembering Rayford for
this Monday morning. Then twenty minutes our poet Lauriette, Good morning.
(06:20):
The big show is on the radio. Another chance to
join the winners is coming up at first ever. Wonder
why love makes people do crazy things? Rayford plays Cupid desiur.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Yeah, we see it all the times. That's to do
an election time, and politicians get caught. That's something they did,
and falling in love may mean many years and years ago.
Falling in love really can make you crazy. Italian scientists
found that people in love demonstrate the same biological and
emotional symptoms as people suffering from a psychiatric condition. Like
(06:56):
people with obsessive compulsive disorder, the love sick have persistent
track thoughts. Investigators found that the two groups had similarly
low levels of seratonin. That's a brain chemical that affects mood.
It's often said that when you're in love, you're a
little crazy. That may be true. A member of the
research team theorizes that evolution programmed people for the insanity
(07:20):
of love, because no rational person would bond for life
and have children. How about that? No rational person would
bond for life and have children. Well, think about it
a little bit. That's where people get in a lot
of trouble, don't they.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
Robert E.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Rayford passion along for what it's worth and probably not
worth very much. Here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well we're looking enough to have our very own poet
Laureate here the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So one animation appearance.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
There's a pretty good chance he's got another story to share.
So let's welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How are you,
Colonel h? Busted at the seams like a fart trapped
in spandex. John Boy, you are truly a wordsmith.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's a calling, a gift, and sometimes I just need
to unwrap it and share it with the world, or
at least y'all any time you ready have at it.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I want to tell you tale.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
It happened a few years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's called the Japanese Thanksgiving Go something like this. My nephew,
Ricky was a Marine Corps airman in Okinawa, Japan. He
went overseas a fresh faced kid and come home a
full grown man, and while overseas he fell in love
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with a sweet little Japanese gal. They was coming home
for Thanksgiving. I looked forward to seeing my pal. Her
name was Mioshi, but we called her Mimi because they
couldn't pronounce her real name. It was moo moo and
mushy and even mike. No two guesses were ever the same.
(09:23):
She spoke good English and announced to the clan that
she'd be cooking the Thanksgiving meal.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
The women folk bristled and give her the stinkeye. They
didn't sign on to this deal, but Ricky stepped in
like a good hubby should and said it was a
first class gourmet. They were all in for a real
special treat, but the family didn't see it that way.
The smells from the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day were unfamiliar
and some downright od. It was fishy and spicy and
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tangy and sour. They all kneeled and prayed to God
bell rung. The clad shuffled in, not knowing just what
lay in store. Before them lay a feast of Asian delights.
Things they'd never seen before. We're looking veggies and strange
(10:15):
looking meats.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
Ooh.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Fish with their heads still on. No green bean casserole,
no candied yams hell. Even the turkey was gone. We
got tons of rice, but where's the gravy? Old Granny
Semple said, where's the taters? Where's the pie? What's going on?
Where's the rolls? And where's the corn bread? To make
(10:37):
it worse, there was no forks inside, just two sticks
beside each plate. Who wants to carve the Thanksgiving squid?
Things wasn't going too great, but good husband Ricky took
the lead. He dug in and started to eat. The
others followed suit, but they was none too pleased with
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a dinner that smelled like feet. And then little Mimi
walked in the room with a thing that would save
the day. Who liked some soaki? She quietly said. They
all shrugged and said okay. Before too long there were
five bottles in and getting their Japanese on, gnawing on
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fish heads and chewing on squid. They gobbled until it
was gone. But they weren't done yet, No, not by
a sight. They all staggered out into the yard. They
stripped of their shorts for the big sumo match. Lord,
they was playing it hard. Uncle Cleat ruled today, taking
everyone on. He survived with barely a scratch until the
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old Granny Simple stripped to her depens and poor Uncle
Cleat met his match. At the end of the day,
it all turned out right. Mimi kept her composure, that
is until the cops showed up and arrested them all
for indecent exposure. Ha ha ha you like ewe joboy?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Hell yeah yet morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
There's food everywhere, flying through the air, round bits and
bowls and hands, people eating with their fingers, their feet,
other people's feet.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
It's unbelievable. O.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
With the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken and
biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
That's what it's like at the Junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge. I'll tell you. The only
thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your shirt is for.
You faded right, cleaning bill over my head? You canna
eat that?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Good morning, It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
This last week was a work shortened week thanks to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We're very thankful for that.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I got my wonderful Thing number one hundred and sixty
four still up their eyore to get your name in
for the brand new Camo trim waffle house ball cap,
one of my most popular wonderful things.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Very pumped a lot of action on this one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
If you have some down, he gus your name and
the head when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, got the Big show on the radio. We
getting ready to play our first round is a wordy
word for the week. But first we always got to
check in with thy man.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Beauty. I just got done
taking down the Halloween stuff. I did the usual tribute
to Silver Bullet again this year. I said Werewolf movie
I did in the eighties. This is probably the last
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year I'm gonna do it. See the way we set
it up was the kid would drive the souped up
wheelchair across the yard, chased by the werewolf. I'd come
out as Uncle Red and then I'd fight him mine
a way wolf Old, and then the kid would shoots
the werewolf of the Silver bullet boom, boom boom the end.
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We do that skit five or six times in a night.
Corey Haynes played the kid in the movie, and he
did it the Halloween Show with me a bunch of times.
But since he's gonna pass away, it's hard to find
a celebrity to play him. Last year I had Screech
from Saved by the Bell, but every time someone yelled
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trick or treat, he'd jump up, drop his drawers and
holler high about both. This year was any better. Danny
Bonaducci come in at the last minute to replace the
guy that played Bobby Brady. Danny got hammered and he
kept driving the wheelchair into the hedge. He'd crawl out,
(15:24):
all covered and twigs and leaves and scream, where's Reuben Kincaid?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
And that fell as it did.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The werewolf costumes was on a cruise, so I had
to go over to Uncle Chip's costume atic it's so
dang close to Halloween. All they had left was a
ratty old Alf costume. Know what he gets scared of
being chased by Alf unless you're a cat. Then the
gun ran out of blanks and Danny had to throw
(15:53):
the pistol at him, hit him in the head, knocked
him colder, and Ellen DeGeneres his panty drawer. Whoa still
waiting to see if the insurance is going to cover that.
Time to put that tradition to bed. Speaking of traditions,
here comes Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Since my divorces, I don't really do the family and
friends thing, mostly because I ain't got any. So I
decided to do a little something from my fellow man.
I'm gonna go on up to Pasadena and slap the
hopheads at Doctor Drew's rehab. He'llton I hope he lets
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me come back. I had a misfire a couple of
years ago. I abs in mind that they took a
big box of wine along. Before we even got to
the Cranberry sauce. We had dlisters swinging from the balcony
and big ass has been Battle Royal going on. Confidentially,
it was awesome. Amazon Brugitte Nielsen got hammered to the
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Jesus belt and started whooping the dog out of some
little no name rap star. It looked like a Honkey
Kong stomping on the villagers. Lord Diary. It took me
back the good old days. In Tulsa when Gaylord Sartaine
and I would get a snoop full of go down
to the art school and rumble with the nude models.
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It was a pretty even fired most times until their
boyfriend showed up and run us off. The Christmas is
right around the corner, boy. I volunteered to play santy
Claus for the big Jenny Craig shn Dig down at
the Convention Center. It's gonna be a full figured female
festival down there. I'm looking forward to giving my lap
(17:47):
a workout. Chris Kringle is fixing the mingle. I've been
working on a few seasonally themed icebreaker to use on
the full figure gals. Hey move to the right, honey,
you're sitting on my candy cane. Or guess which pocket
(18:09):
the elf is in? Or need directions to the north pole?
Wink wink, nudge, nudge. I'm still workshopping, but with any look,
old Gary is going to be holed up for the holidays.
Get it until next time, diarne Xes and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Alright, I'll hold us the next year. By all, let's
play wordy word one eight hundred big show. You told
free Line We'll get a couple contestants teem up and
play next.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Good Morning. That's a Big Show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Monday feature track on the Big Show bit Box, Catburries,
Thanksgiving Dinner with the Glumps.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You can get that out of Big Box.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yon do when you get to the Big Show dot
Com click out on their contest button you can't get through,
We'll call.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You somebody you want to play if we make that
happen to.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Like right now, I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I buy the bed.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Burdy Bird, thettle Beirding, they're the breeding you will Before
we meet our contestant, I would like to tell you
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Speaker 6 (20:03):
Information I could have used twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I could use it to.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Skating rank when I was roller skating there by. Had
this song serving Bird, I would have been high. Yeah
all right there, Well let's meet our contestants. We got
a husband and a wife out of Bristol for Tennessee.
Here on that side, we got Chris and Lisa. And
wait a minute, is this decrease Chris and Lisa that
(20:29):
I met at PNZ Arena in twenty seventeen and y'all
stayed with me and Jackie and Billy had to go.
All right, where we'll be? Well, how are y'all doing?
Chris and Lisa?
Speaker 11 (20:48):
I am just really sad that the show was going
to end.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh no, I appreciate that, buddy. I can't do the rest.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Of my life.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I don't know, but I might, Lord knows, I don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
He's making up his mind.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
All right, Well, let's play a game of wordy word,
y'all add to these memories.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
That we've made over the years.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, it'll be John Boy and Chris Tater and Lisa
Boys against the girls. Hey, winter words, all right, Hey,
a new new word tablet, winter words, winter like the
season of winter. Okay, all right, well these say you
and tend to relax. Me and Chris will go for
the first thirty seconds. You ready, buddy, Chris, Yes, sir, Okay,
(21:38):
all right, it's me and you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Here we go, starting the clock. Now, what do you
call the guy old Jack Blank?
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Uh huh. Drinking this in a cup, but Nestlee's what.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Chocolate?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yes? Uh huh oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Put these on your feet, your rain, you're your snow.
Just regular cowboy, no toe cowboy. Yeah, boots all right,
Santa rides a yeah, uh huh, cover up in the
bed with a thick.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Like it had a boy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
All right, So I got too fancy on the feet
down at the boots. You put a five on it.
Good word, Chris. Let's see what Tater and Lisa can do. Lisa,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
You Susie had this? You put it on your lips, Susie, blank,
blink skip. This is what falls from the sky in
just one the no two are the same. A blank? What?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No play?
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Birds do this in the winter. They go south, They
blank south, my gray. You might go on a mountain
and go blank. You'll blank down the mountain with Jean. Yep,
you put a log in the blank.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Furnace fireplace. All right.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, look at y'all, husband and wife matching each other
with a five and a five? All right, anybody's game?
So me and Chris five second thirty all right, Chris
are you ready.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I'm waiting on you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
All right, So you've been listening a long time. Remember
Hoyt and Dubborn they had some problems during the winter weather.
I don't know if you remember that. Let's not talk
about that right now. Okay, all right, start the clock. Now,
this is what you drive to clear the roads after
a storm.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What kind of plow? That's it? Bullwinkle was a.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
No bullwinkle, Rocky he was a what In Canada they
have these big antlers? Yes, okay, a cup of Campbell's chicken. Yes,
uh huh, put on a heavy why to go outside?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yes, but he's on your hands? Go yeah, you give
me all right?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well that shu been six, right, Chris? Three fives in
a row? O tainer, Elisa. If you can break it
and get us six, you will win, ready, Lisa, Okay
and go.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Kids will do this down the hill. They get on
this and go blank play rod No, no, no, They
sit on it and go blank.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yes. Yes, this is Oh.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
This is when you roll it up and you throw
it at each other. You have one of these snowball
snowball what you throw it at each other? You throw
at each other boxing? This is okay, this is not snow,
but it comes down at the big chunk of ice.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's what.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Big chunk of ice.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
All got hung up on some hail over there.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Oh, hey, husband Chris West, tell the seven. I'm glad
y'all are gonna snuggle up with each other tonight and
share the big old prize pack and think back on
some more wonderful times you've had with the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Up, Hi, y'all, sweetest, hang on with jacket. Good morning,
got the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
On the radio? Bit request for John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Mike Barry out of winter Haven, Florida, says, good morning,
I'm Mike Barry. I'd love to hear John won't be
the playhouse. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thank you all for
the lapse of memories you'll help create over the last
thirty plus years.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Y'all have blessed day. But thank you so much. Mike.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Appreciate you being with us all these years. Oh y'all,
long time listeners, you made it possible. Appreciate you all right,
Well like it. Mike's request next, good morning, Big shows
(26:29):
on the radio. Some of you'd like to hear about
this time after wordy word Monday through Friday, Hit us
up on the John Boy and Bill at Facebook. Pay
Mike Berry out of winter Haven, Florida is his request.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode. There
goes the neighborhood. As our story opens, Patrick Fitzgerald stops
by his old stomping grounds, Finnigan's Pub in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Of the morning, Mitchy, can anybody get a drink around here?
At just certain people?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Well, welcome to Finnigan's. Good sir, what will be your
pleasure today?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Why to Guinness and stick cross to me? Lassie. I
might send another one right after the first, so I
don't get lonely.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
What's a problem?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
No, this is still Finnigan's Bobby opened up by Michael
Finnigan back in nineteen and fifty seven.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Who's the very same Sure, And I spent.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Many a wild night in here, back in me younger days.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Oh indeed, you used to knock back so many pines.
I'm surprised you can remember any of it? Patrick, No
me named?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Do you have we met?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Are you weary?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
We have?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
You do?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Look at Tad familiar? Would you be missus Finnigan?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
No, tis miss Ah.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
He must be Mike's daughter. No, Now in blazes, did
you know me name? I ain't been in here for
over ten years.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Pet, Hello, it's me condor me?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Who me?
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Who tis Mike Mike Finnigan.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Holder for a second, my eyes are up here. You're
Michael Finnigan. But you're a woman. Well, Pat, I've always
been a woman.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
A few years ago, I just had me outside read
on to match me inside you.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I wouldn't have showered when you fight, a.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Sweet mother of Pearl Bailey. You mean to tell me
you become one of them, ah, what you call paranormal transvestigators.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's right?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
And thanks to doctor William Poppendorfer Copenhagen, Denmark.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Ah of the Poppen' door for Clint, very familiar with it,
the very one.
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Thanks to him, I am now me Bridget Finnegan Well.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Pierce me years and call me drafting. The Duke of
Dublin has turned herself into the.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Rose and I shut it down a ten years earlier.
I'm happier than I ever been in my whole life.
Should have done it ten years earlier, is right. It
would have been been in the shower when you hold on,
you certainly went for the deluxe up great, didn't you?
The low front porch and everything.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I see. The neighborhood ain't the only thing that's seen
a few changes over the years.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Well, it has gotten a little bit rougher around the edges.
And I mean the neighborhoods.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
I mean to the past.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Of course, this part of town don't get much respect
since Madam Mini opened up her little private club across
the street.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
A cathouse for a neighbory, I reckon your bar. Crowds
a ted scruffier than it used to be.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
I sometimes, although we do see a few other towns
well known names taking a walk on the wild side too,
like the mayor and several members of the local council.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Kind of like the black calling the kettle pot, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (30:07):
You don't say I And sometimes you'll see honor familiar
faces like that fella out.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
There right now. You don't look like an honor to me.
Who is that?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
Will that be?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Oh? That's all the Reverend Brown from the Presbyterian Church.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
See you should have read ahead.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Reverend Brown gets me up, retired.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well with the bed and call me drippy. It is
Reverend Brown and heading straight into the den of iniquity.
Of course, that ain't no big surprise when it comes tomorrows.
Then prisbees are good at talking, the part where they
fallow tad shirts on the execution.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
I don't look now, but here comes another prominent peeler
of the community.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
Look it's doctor McGhee.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh the Baptist church. I need another shot, says a lie.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Remember how that peeler old McGee's pound the pulpit and
say all must know that Catholics were headed straight to
Hades for our idolatry and unbiblical doctrines. And here he
is fixing to do the horiz after mambo with some
jazzed up Jezebel at eleven o'clock on a Tuesday morning.
That's a Baptist for you.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Well, now, it wouldn't be too hard on the Baptist.
See that dumpy little feller in the clerical collar wadding
up to Madam Mimi's door.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
He's the one next to the peeler holy hand grenade.
It's Father Michael o'donahue, the priest from our Lady of
Perpetual motion.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well, now so it is gay.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
What a shame. One of the poor working girls over
there must be sick.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Is he in love?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
June in again? Next time we we'll hear a crusty
old madam Mimi say, okay, are you in love?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Let me hold it on.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Good morning make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Feature track out of the bid Box went over ten
thousand tracks to juice from non nonsense eas you get
fifteen tracks just.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
None none to nine clumps.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Thanksgiving keywords of the bid Box, bring this visitor episode
of Cadberry.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
This is the place Cadburry. Let's go.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Why are we doing this again?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Sir well, I thought that by giving one of our
listeners the opportunity to have me over for Thanksgiving dinner
would be good.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Pr I see, so your family is out of town then,
has nothing in the fridge? Banngo, go planza. At least
you don't have to cluk and thankfully neither do you.
That breakfast you prepared has left my innuds in a
two mult spicy pork brains and eggs are in a
quiet taste.
Speaker 11 (33:32):
Ew and who are these people again? Let's see mister
and missus kletus clump.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Let's just do me a favorite don't cause any trouble,
at least until I finished eating.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Simple meal with an average American family. What could go wrong?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Look at you, John Boy, John Boy, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You're adorable.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Look at those boyish apple cheeks.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
I'm Cadberry, Madam bus Maddon seven, I'm John Boy. But
you're right, I am adorable and you must be missus Clump.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You could just call me.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Mama, parded me, Mama. Would you let go right cheek? Now,
come in, Come in, my precious angels. You know, just
in time.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
We're just sitting down to eat.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Hey, who the hell comes ringing a dog bell.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
On Thanksgiving Day? Hey, mister clam white boys, get.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
The deck woman, it's a home invasion. Please we go
nine away. This is John Boy and Cad Barrett. These
boys are our guests, John Boy from the radio. Yes, sir,
the Howky's got a damn butler and he's got to
come by and move your.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Met off the working Man.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I ended a contest on the Big Show and I won,
so I got to have them over for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, let me get this straight.
You won, but they get to eat for free?
Speaker 5 (34:49):
What the hell.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Contest to say?
Speaker 9 (34:51):
You behave john boy is our guess.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Look why why can't you listen to one of them
skinning little fellows on the low end of the die.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Look at the size of these poor mules. Damn well, perhaps.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
We've come into bad time. Yeah, mama clump, maybe we
better go. No, now, don't you mind?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Clears?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
You boys sit down and I'll fix you a nice
big plate of hope, mate, thanksgiving deliciousness.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
Well, if you're sure's no trouble.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Ooh, how could you ever be trouble?
Speaker 11 (35:18):
Let me count the ways, madam am, I too late?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Or then clean us eat it all. Well, now we
got two tough old birds at the table. I'd like
to throw hot grease on you here, god, old fool,
I'm strapped.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
I got my rais on me. I'll cut you into
cat fifth bait.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You know what.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
We'll just pick something up on the way home.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, certainly so. Some of those are petrol station sandwiches.
Should suffice nonsense? Here you go eat up now? Oh,
look at these too fine long, young man. Put me
in a mine, A couple of a lumberjack. You boy,
bring any wood this day? Just let them eat so
they can get the hell out of here, easy big
(35:59):
and eat your cranberries.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
Yeah, fruit for fruity.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Now I'll see yea.
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Oh, how is everything just awesome?
Speaker 9 (36:07):
Positively scrumptious? Madam grumptious? Who are you, Willie Walker?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's damn god woman, and there's the seal of approval?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Lead us some about to call my name?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, your name is a disgusting habit. You should be
more respectful of your families. Huh, he can't help it.
Cleat Us is so full of it. If he didn't
do that, he'd explode. Hey, he ain't looking here, mister nanny.
This is my house, and in my house is how
a real man says thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Really be cool?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I'm almost doing my poe, don't weareshn? I think I
understand our host.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Now they suggest you take cover what your special breakfast
has kicked in at the most opportune time. You don't
mean you've been one son? Oh live a rotchet? How
do your people say thank you? I dare say, ain't
nothing as feebly as you? For example, Yeah that's good,
(37:02):
but not as good as this brother Mosha. I should
never have held back. Wow, matter like somebody burnt the
common green? That right back at you, Mama. Mama helped
me open the windows. We're late for that abandoned ship.
(37:26):
Oh lord, I can't read talk about ladies. I'm thing
to go to kral Is. Open my dream? What about
your friend?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Bring it?
Speaker 11 (37:37):
I think it's too late.
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