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A yeah, yeah, yeah, dreaming of a big shock, one
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I think it's the white guy. I go to compete
with the drifters.
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There's of all time.
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It's like a when I went to see the Temptations.
I'm saying that's not the original Temptations, but they were
all white. Yeah, old Christmas dune man. That reminds me
Clyde the Camelill get him out later.
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You know.
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It was on this date in twenty twenty one that
more than forty camels were disqualified from the King Abdulaziz
Camel Festival Beauty Content.
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Beauty content, Yes.
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For camels, this is a true deal. Forty were disqualified
after boatox injections and other cosmetic enhancements were discovered. Is
that your real humps?
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After the bowtox?
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They couldn't spit. They just drooled.
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Man camels.
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Wow, had some money right there.
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You can't hide it.
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And then one other date in history come on in
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So Bob Dillon got a Nobel Prize and he did
not attend.
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fief at least.
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Oh good deal.
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Gonna give you three dates in history where we'll get
our categories so you can win them. Good old Peanuts.
The summer tenth seventeen ninety two, America's first Life Insurance
Company offered the first life insurance policy in the US.
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Only six were old in the company's first five years.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
What are you trying to sell me?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
The doug Us wall to get stupid? My I guess
it does come in here, I got it.
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I think Benjamin Franklin was in on that. I know,
I'm pretty sure he was. I'd like to have that job.
You're selling this shore and you got sold six copies. Yeah,
let's move up to nineteen ninety five. A London survey
listened veteran Phil Collins as Britain's top earning rock star
thirty seven mill for the year. Elton John was number
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two with nineteen point four million, followed by Eric Claptonsting
and Annie Lennox that was in ninety five and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
How much did she.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Clear billion or so? Something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I hope she'll be all right. Well, the game Travis
Kelsey had last weekend. They couldn't cut a cold you
say that. I hope she consoled him. I hope she
come down. I'm ruined the brand MEC. That's the ball
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move up to nineteen ninety five. I know that was
where we were. Okay, yeah, one more, one more, I
got it. Nineteen sixty seven, singer Otis Redding passed away
at the age of twenty six.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He died in a plane crash near Madison, Wisconsin, killed
him and four members of his backup group, the Barcas.
Oddly enough, Reading recorded his most successful single, setting on
the Dock of the Bay, just three days before his death,
and became a number one hit in sixty eight.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
I've always said that is like the perfect song, no
matter what mood you're in.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It fits yea too, man, it was good? All right?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Did well?
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There's our categories one eight hundred big shows. You told
free Line, come on and play out birds next.
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It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
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From Goldsborough, North Carolina. Morton Connor, Gooke morning, John boyd Hello, money, welcome.
All right, well let's get you through these three categories
getting the bird tea kind of peanuts on their way
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to Goldsborough.
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You ready, all right, let's do it.
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Three things that you can ensure. Ready go, house, car
and life. Now Connor, three of Britain's give us three
British rock stars. Ready queue the Beatles, the Rolling Stones
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and Elton John byever and for the win three in
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Tampa Bay, Chesapeake Bay and Stamprancis your back.
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All right, we jump, I'll catch you up on your news.
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On the other side, we have our remembering rafers. Won't
you hang around for that?
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In twenty minutes, Bell Suver, Good morning ahead, Michelle's on
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the radio.
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Roberty's in his studio where he's wondering. What did we
do before the TV remote? He said, probably fought less
over what it clicks on.
Speaker 14 (09:18):
When the TV remote, which I call the clicker, first
came out, TV executives looked upon it as something evil,
the device with which the audience was armed to instantly
change what they didn't like on the TV set. It
started out in the nineteen fifties as an effort saving gadget,
it evolved into a necessity, a cultural magic wand that
has transformed the relationship of viewers to their televisions and
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the style and content of the programs on view. Zenith
unveiled the flash Mattic in nineteen fifty five. It looked
like a small raygun. By directing a beam of light
at four photo cells, one at each quarner of the screen,
the viewer could change channels up or down, and increase
and decrease the volume. Flash Matic a marvel of the
electronic age gives you remote control without.
Speaker 15 (10:05):
Wires, cables, or cords.
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As the advertisements today, American television viewers click away at
some three hundred thirty five million TV remotes, nearly three
per household. No longer a curiosity, the remote is as
much a part of the American home as the personal
computer or the cell phone. Ellen Goodman called it the
most reactionary implement currently used to undermine equality in modern marriage.
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I gripe about TV remotes. Each month is different. Why
can't they put all the buttons in the same place,
have some uniformity, and eliminate most of the buttons. The
same with cell phones. Just give me a prominent button
to turn it on and off, and some big buttons
with numbers. I can read one through zero amor Dy Rayfer,
John Boyn and Billy Show.
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In Hello, my glorious constituents. It is I, the Viscount
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hasn't come out of the closet. The top ten giveaways
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mad all the time.
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Take it away, okay?
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dark brown character. Number eight. Beg Farmer stops sending me
samples of viagra. Beg Burn can't don't this alone. Number
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seven great clips can't get it right. Number six. Since
becoming a millionaire, I don't want to pay my fast
share in taxes.
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Number five.
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Grandpa Harland never left me any of that big KFC
money in his will.
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Asander's used to stick together. Number four.
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I don't have a fourth home like all the other
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me I talk in an annoying stop start manner. And
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the number one reason I'm so mad all the time.
My first name is Bernaud.
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only special delay microphone. Let's steal the spirit of the season.
Shines through.
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Let's do it all right, Officer Donny Presley's holiday Christmas song.
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Are you ready Donnie?
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Yes, I am all right?
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Thought this will be take one.
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Ready, Ready, here we go.
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Wow, well that sounds good.
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I'm wondering. City side walks, business side walks.
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Dressed on all a lot of today's style in the air.
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There there's a feeling of Christmas sauces.
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Children are laughingme, tap up a assay meeting, smile.
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Laughter, smile on every corner. You're your here silver silvers.
It's Christmas to time, and in a sad ring on
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here they soon Baker's sissen Stu strings are straight light
season star lights link over of read and anger. And
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as the shoppers.
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Russ rush home all of the earth to treasures. Here's
the smooth snow cross city gizzards as rush.
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Silver of the bs.
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It's Christmas is time and in any city.
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Ring a ling ling ling, hear the ring, so wi
the baggy Christmasmas is today.
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City side walks, busy side walks, dressed.
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On all of the days to starve in there and
there there there's.
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A fifty healing of the Christmas Us children.
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Same people of a vasca.
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Meaning smilesters smile.
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And on every street corner you're you're here, Silver of
the horses, silver bars. It's Christmas time and in the
city rain a line. Here they are ringing sound head hoo.
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Will beget Christmas Day, Silver of the vast.
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Silver soon.
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Christmassus Day.
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I got the blisters. On my first.
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Tator Moran, thank you, thank you, Miley service in the news.
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Particle divorced and got engaged.
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Yeah, she's grown up and she is engaged again. And
Billy Ray Cyrus congratulated Myrie Miley.
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That's the big news because they've been estranged.
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They haven't had the closest of relationships since he divorced
her mom and then ran off with another woman who
then he left to go date Elizabeth Hurley. So Dad
has not been like in her good graces. But he
was on Instagram over the weekend and had photos of
Miley with her fiancee Max Morando, and had a vintage
picture with Dolly Parton.
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He's always got the Dolly partner in there, and.
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He wrote quote, so happy you and maxa gazillion found
each other.
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Congratulations, happy to see you.
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Both so happy.
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No wonder you've turned out so special.
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You have the greatest godmother in the world at Dolly
Parton love Dad.
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Dad making himself.
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Redvant been a little red flag when if your fifteen
year old daughter shows up some pictures that she was
doing back Dan, you know, well.
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I don't know.
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Move in Hollywood. The other love birds.
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Over the weekend, Katy Perry became Instagram official, because that's
the latest thing John Boys becoming Instagram official. So she
became official with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that
they are actually a thing. And it was six months
after their first.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Date according to TMZ. Yes, yes, rough in it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yes that was.
Speaker 20 (21:36):
Orlando Bloom says, good luck Trudeau. This Life of a
Show Girl returns number one on the Billboard two hundred
album chart for the eight non consecutive weeks. Swifties boosted
sales thanks to newly available signed CDs that were sold
on Black Friday. So Taylor Swift in the news always
and it seems to be.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Rumor has it?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Okay, didn't you from me?
Speaker 20 (22:01):
But they're supposedly exchanging vals next summer on June thirteenth.
See because Taylor has a reputation for sharing her secrets
on a schedule. You see, it's never really just like
an happenstance.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So you know she likes thirteen out here.
Speaker 20 (22:16):
Well, it's very significant. As the story goes, another bride
had placed a deposit on the Ocean House and Rhode
Island for June thirteenth. It's one of only fourteen resorts
in the world that earned five stars from Forbes, and
apparently Taylor wanted it.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
The rumor is she paid off that other bride enough.
Speaker 20 (22:34):
Money to move her wedding and then had her sign
a non disclosure agreement about it.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Don't think that's stuck.
Speaker 20 (22:41):
And then there's the whole numerology thing that Taylor's into,
and that plays a significant role in choosing June thirteenth.
Of course, Taylor's birthday is December thirteenth, and so it's
her favorite number.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well, I guess you find Travis Kelsey, her fiance, a
new number. That's sucker. Could catch a cold last week
and he needs some of my fingertat hold on.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
To the ball better gloves and gloves are worn. Yeah, yeah,
bless his heart. I bet she was there, but he
probably want nothing to do with her after that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I don't I wonder how she is behind closed doors.
He looked like he could use a good woman to.
Speaker 15 (23:18):
Go home to.
Speaker 19 (23:20):
I just like getting married and you fopple you just
a fine man, once told me somebody somewhere.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Oh sorry, Taylor, I know you don't sound like that.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Hey.
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Ryan Seacrest has assembled an impressive lineup for Dick Clark's
New Year's Rock and.
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Eve According to The Hollywood Reporter.
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Eight listens include a Chapel Rowan, no her, Nope, post Malone,
know him Nope? Heard of the Demi Levado, fifty cent,
Mariah Carey, Charlie Pooth, and Hunter are ex Hunter are
X hunter X.
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You know I thought that was one in prescription.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
It's Hunter X.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Oh my gosh, what oh my?
Speaker 20 (24:07):
Pop pop DJs are going to be killing me. That's
the whole that the Demon Hunters song. It's very popular.
Oh yeah, anyway, anyway, that's gonna be happening. They've expanded
it to ninety minutes starting at eight o'clock for all.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Those of you who stay in and watch this.
Speaker 20 (24:25):
R Ryan is going to be Dick Clark's New Year's
Rock and Eve with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
All right, what else do I got for you?
Speaker 20 (24:33):
Robert Pattinson returns as Batman in the fall of twenty
twenty seven. Killers calls him, you know, the androgynist, the
vampire for the Twilight series.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
So you got that to look forward to? What else?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Okay, I'm gonna end with this.
Speaker 20 (24:49):
So over Thanksgiving weekend, a raccoon dropped from the ceiling
into a Virginia ABC store broke into bottles of alcohol
and then staggered into the bathroom where he passed out
between the trash can and the turlet. There and officials
posted to their Facebook page after a few hours of
sleep and zero signs of injury other than maybe a hangover.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
In poor life Choices, the squirrel is safely released back
to the wild.
Speaker 20 (25:13):
Accord to the New York Post, Well Virginia Alcoholic Beverage
Control ABC has created three cocktails based on.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
That weird news.
Speaker 20 (25:22):
They've got Rye Rascal Sour trash Pan to Old Fashioned
and Midnight Gin Fizz.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
It was broken bottles.
Speaker 21 (25:29):
And oh.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Is that all that he broke them together?
Speaker 6 (25:34):
I thought, I don't know, I don't know. You can
go to their website to go to their website and
get your recipes.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Car Let's get us a winner. Let's play John BOYD
Jeopardy review yesterday's question, So we found out. Fearing that
viewers would be offended by the content, some network executives
considered canceling the debut of this Christmas special unless a
scene featuring the character reading from the Bible was removed.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
What is Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
That was Lina's reading out of the Book of Luca
the and so old chaw Shills did not cave and
it went off. Of course, this is history since nineteen
sixty five. Today's Jean Boy Jeopardy. When the world's first
Christmas card was issued in eighteen forty three, there was
a public outcry to ban it because it featured a
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depiction of people doing.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
This ooh, what's kissing?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Kissing? No, that'd be good.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
No, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Well, y'all got one eight hundred Big show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
Next good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
There's a big show on the radio. Hummadoojo Hum day
higher visure track from The Big Show, Big Box. Doctor
Elmo sings, John Boy got run over by reindeer. There's
a key words reindeer when you hit the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com there right now, let's
black Oh.
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Yes, live across America hits John boyd jumpitly and now
a man who was convinced his dryer was shrinking his clothes,
but it turns out it was another major appliance, his refrigerator.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
He jarn Boy and.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Let's say hey to Ollie out of Butler Georgia Good.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Morning Oli, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Hello buddy light Ali, you got first shot at it
this morning. When the world's first Christmas card was issued
in eighteen forty three, there was a public out cry
to ban it cause it featured the depiction of people doing.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
This, I'll say, making love, making love.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
First eighteen ninety three got people doing it.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
As old.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
We're not laughing at you, totally dag gone. Do we
appreciate you, buddy, Hope you have a great day and
thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Can I say something, yes, you sure can.
Speaker 13 (28:37):
So.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
I'm thirty two and I've been listening to the all
since i was a little boy, riding around with my dad,
and I just hate to see y'all retiring.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
But I know you're gonna be happy.
Speaker 20 (28:45):
Man.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well that we appreciate that. Man, all the dad's out
there that have had that. I mean, you know, with
us being on let me see one spot for forty
five syndicated ninety three unless I have a lot of
years ninety three, two thousand and three, thirteen, twenty twenty three,
thirty two years the same age that olly is. Well
there you guys have been syndicating. Man, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Wal.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I hope you dad still around and you tell him?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I said, duh huh, all right, I will thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
All right, buddy, thank you. Let's go to Josh. He's
up in Harlan, Kentucky. All right, good morning, Josh.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
How's everything in Harlan today?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
All that like U don't blink?
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Don't blink or you're missing.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I though a couple boys from Harling. Oh good people
all Josh, Well you got the shot. What were those
people doing on the first Christmas card that demanded a
public outcry? And we already heard making love? So that
wasn't it.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
What do you think I believe they was getting a
little tipsy by drinking alcohol.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
No, they weren't drinking. Yes they were, and maybe if
you turned it over, they were making love on the
other side. The big controversy, I don't ever know it
was implied.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
The big controversy on it was there was a kid
in the depiction and somebody was handing the kid a
glass of wine.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, good work on you, and buddy, we're
sending you the big old blue EMU package up to Harlan.
Speaker 17 (30:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
I appreciate it. I've been I've been listening for eighteen years.
And when I figured out that y'all was retiring, I said, well, said,
I got to try to get on there now.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I give them shout out, of course you can, buddy,
give a shout out.
Speaker 9 (30:40):
To my wife, Brittany, my two sons, Kobe and Hudson,
and all my family and friends, and give a shout
out to you all. I've listened to y'all this whole time,
and I don't know what I'm gonna listen to now.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Well, it won't be as good if y'all find something.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
All right, buddy, if you see I tell him, I said,
the hu, I don't.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Know what you're talk about.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It I got you, buddy, I go good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio for your Wednesday Deceit tenth. Well,
if you're looking for the perfect Christmas gift, let's listen
to Morgan Freeman.
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The holiday season is here, the year's biggest gift giving occasion.
The gift you give your wife at Christmas is the
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Her all year long.
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In these uncertain economic times, you may be searching for
a way to make it well less expensive, which is
exactly the wrong thing to do. When the chips are down,
The right gift makes even more of a difference.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
What do you have in mind?
Speaker 21 (32:22):
Is a gift this year clothing, shoes, gold, diamonds, No,
this Christmas? Give your wife a timeless gift, A gift
that shows her exactly how you feel, A gift that
own me. You can give her this year give her
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your money. I know, I know that might seem extreme
or maybe even a bit crazy, but consider this. Whether
you have hundreds, thousands, or even millions, chances are you
have that because of your wife.
Speaker 15 (33:04):
The woman who's been by.
Speaker 21 (33:06):
Your side every step of the way, telling you when
you're making another huge mistake. The woman who said, what
that's the stupidest waste of money I've ever heard of?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
You are an.
Speaker 21 (33:21):
Idiot, And you know she's right. You are an idiot,
especially when it comes to money.
Speaker 15 (33:32):
So wouldn't it be easier to just turn it over
to her?
Speaker 21 (33:36):
And we're not talking one hundred dollars or even one
thousand dollars, we mean fifty percent of your whole net worth.
That's right, half half of everything you own. After all,
she's earned it, half of everything you own. It's a
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gift that says, here, I'm done, take this and leave
me alone. And once you give it, you'll be free,
free to start all over again, free to reach out
and clawed desperately to that last feigning chance of happiness
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on the back nine of your life.
Speaker 15 (34:23):
Half of everything you own.
Speaker 21 (34:25):
Yes, it's an expensive gift, but she's going to get
it anyway. Would you rather continue doling it out one
moronic MasterCard purchase at a time, or all at once,
and just get it over?
Speaker 15 (34:45):
Half of everything you own? The gift that says fine?
Speaker 21 (34:50):
Here whatever, goodbye, This holiday message brought to you by
the law firms of Doos and Papra call Us.
Speaker 15 (35:02):
Before she does, because a divorce is forever.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. John
Boy's Wonderful Thing Keeping County in number one hundred and
sixty five. This is a size thirty eight men's braided
leather belt, handmade in Spain. And I got to get
around you at that little weight I lost. I'm going
to get in the first hole. Then I don't know
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as to deal with them Spaniards that the holes are
hard to get it when you have to pull it
so tight. But anyway, pretty cool. Randon says, it's very expensive.
It am probably the most expensive that I was giving away.
Think close, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
All right, we all check it out.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I hope you saw was thirty eighth. What is that
the women's you gave me? How I figured it out?
You have women's sizes?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
Get I think you subtract twenty one.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh guys, you all figured that out through the math.
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