December 10, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll be sprinkling some of our classic Holiday Ha-Ha’s around.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - Hey married men! - We’ve got the details on the Ultimate Christmas Gift for your wife.. - Tim Wilson’s Uncle B.S. has the details on what he saw on December 24, 1 B.C… - The Chipmunks ruin the office Christmas Party.. - and we’ll wrap up with proof that we can make the #1 most annoying Christmas song even more annoying, with Dr. Elmo singing “John Boy Got Run Over By A Reindeer…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played Beating the Blonde is Fun with Tater for one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
beat Her and Cleaner.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm just work shopping some clean taer for two. All
right here, I'll go to bigshow dot com. Click on
that bull'snot matter for more info. Hang on play for
it in minutes. First, you heard my Christmas song yesterday.
You gotta watch the TV special.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get Ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John Boys chronic lyricosist Christmas Special, Hark the Hairy Angels.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Singing you better wash yuh, you better not rite, better
not pile.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm telling your wife. Santa Claus is going to.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Tell it's bacon and lips, chicken and Rice. Come to
find out he's naughty, all right, Santa Claus is going
to tame. It's these two when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And those when you're away.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
He knows if you're in bed for good, so be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a buttload of
holiday cheer. Police knock me down your favorite holiday classics.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Police knack me down as only John Boy would do.
The police knack me down, So get up. I'm going
to leave, sweetheart.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I'm gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left
through a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left through a merry
Christmas from Nevada on my part.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit. Mule tie never sounded like this,
Dare dolls with balls.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And Harley falling on a log, and under Dog te
seasonto big trolley falling on a log, and.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Underdog Don Rinaldo's gar a barrel loaded doll londing on
lobby dog roll the ancient low side barrel line.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
No no, no world.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Monies log ques.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Don't miss John Boys chronic Lyricosis Christmas Special.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We went through a merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
We went through a merry Chris must We went through
a merry Christmas, and I had me to beers. We
went through a merry Christmas. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Had made two beers. Good tidy, sweet dreams to you
and your kid. Get tidy for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
If you having two beers.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Park the Hairy Angels sink Christmas Eve at eight on
the only network this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well got problems year oud?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
All right, well, let's play Beata Blonde for the bulls
not cleaning products. Prize back one dollars worth. Come on
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line across America.
Get a contestant. Play next, Good morning, Big Show's on
(04:04):
the radio. We're running to your Wednesday, December the tenth
feature track from The Big Show bet Box, Doctor Elmo sings,
John Boy got run over by reindeer.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's so special keywords reindeer in the bed box at
the Bigshow dot com there right now, Let's play Beat
the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Adam Adam Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Adam, moryn John Boy.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
How's it going, buddy?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
First time calling?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Joe, I may welcome in here. Alright, Adam's first time tater?
You beat gentle nice him win?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, Adam, you just agree or disagree with her answer? Well,
you think she's rolling right on? Two bells for two buzzers.
That'll heaven all right, tay yo, you had a little
too much to drink at the office Christmas party.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Who could you talk to?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
People who were there every years? But she is a
fun drunk, she's not a mean one. Well anyway, so now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You've got to get home.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh yeah, So, statistically speaking, which of these choices is
most likely to get you killed?
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Is it walking home, driving home, or hitch hiking with strangers?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, you are drunk.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
I say that they can't find a car, and it
is most dangerous to walk home.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Most dangerous to walk home? Yes, Adam, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He was wrong, he's a professional. Mile for movie is
mile for mile?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You were eight times more likely to die while walking
home drunk than you are from driving. But doing that
will make you far more likely to kill someone else.
So the safest option is to be a passenger.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
So hitch hike.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Yeah, I'm not going to walk anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That boy said actually drive home, said a cab exactly?
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Yeah, that's by playing guy done yet?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah yeah, yes, yes, you're still alive. So you need
a bill right here.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So let's see a forty seven percent of Americans that
receive one as a holiday gift say they're more likely
to throw it away than regifted to someone else.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
It's amazing, it's still giving, But it is the fruitcake.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Boy, the fruit cake will throw it away, yeah, rather than.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
And regift it or put it in the attic.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What do you say, Adam Agreer, disagree with the fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
I agree with your.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Fruit fruitcake?
Speaker 10 (07:12):
See it?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, if you'll forget what'll we gifted to me? Show
you're on.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Oa bad about about us sowing?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It is a full count. We're going for the wind
or lost right here, Tater. The Food Channel took a survey.
They determined that the most popular pie being served at
Christmas dinner is what.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm a pie girl.
Speaker 13 (07:41):
I like a pie.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
I like a pie, and there's a lot on the
buffet table.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
The most popular, according to Food Channel, would be the
pecan pie.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Pecan pie or the most popular Christmas dinner.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
All right, that's been two for two.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
I'll agree with it's.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A double.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I take it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm pumpkin o.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
God, you should be talking about when you're pumpkin good?
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That's all right, that.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Because we're gonna make it happy before we hang up
on you. But that's the way we do.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
All right, I appreciate it, fellas just fine playing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thanks for having me all right when you hang on
right there for jacking dad, hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Bottom of the hour, top of you don't news?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
What a Christmas song from Shania Twain to me?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Good morning. That's a big show of the radio. Yeah,
back where snaw Twain was hot. I don't mean it's
just like looking hot. She's always been hot. I mean hot.
And the record is hanging out with overworking names. All right, Yeah,
I said, why you send me a Christmas song? Let's
back up, billy, let's hear it. Let's all listen. Fuck,
(09:45):
I get goose bumps, no over here help, I'll let
your regular skin. I'm all babies.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
In North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (10:06):
And John Boy, you knowing you're still wal you turn
me off. You are my favorite job. I like them
big and dumb. It's true to hide a band and mud.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
For your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
John having.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Food we have in Joe.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Christmas that you didn't know how much we've done.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Comment.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
I love mask her Andy Griffith too.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Hell that don't kid that you're fed?
Speaker 14 (11:17):
And by don't kim my startup?
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Quiet is she can't compare to my bear.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Madrick Mary crismas John.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Ever happen all we have to do this child.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
And sucks John.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Criss miracle.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
See each chime in your bloodshot up.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Each time.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh it doesn't need a trumpet solo right here, put
it down.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
What does she mean by turning lights down low and
hang on missile toe?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, no, I think it's paying the missile toe.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
You want to kiss me? It's coming true and mistess
up shine dog.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Wah.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Turn Merry Christmas, John Boy, br Christmas.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Now one of your losers got to say, huh, turn
the lights down low and hang on this old toe.
Speaker 15 (13:35):
Yes, my new favorite Christmas song for snai tway to
me come up, Good morning, makes Shaw's.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 16 (14:17):
It's Christmas once again, and as everyone within earshot knows,
it's John Boy's favorite time of the year. Every day
in the month of December, John Boy gets to work
earlier and earlier. Why sometimes he's even here by seven am.
(14:40):
With mannic fervor. He prances and jigs into the studio,
grinning and giggling like a schoolboy who's just given the
teacher a wormy apple.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Hap.
Speaker 16 (14:51):
The moving around goes into hyperdrive, the yin yauts reach
a fever pitch, and the ooh wa ua uah's echo
in the hallway. Yes, Christmas is coming, and John Boy
becomes a man possessed, possessed of the true spirit of Christmas.
(15:14):
Joy abounds, love is in the air, big uncomfortably friendly
hugs for anyone who gets within reach, and of course
the traditional spontaneous Christmas goosing. Oh, he doesn't mean anything
(15:35):
by it, it's just his goofy redneck way of saying
Merry Christmas. And on behalf of the rest of us
here at the Big Show, may we say to you,
John Boy, we wish you would just shut up. It's
truly a sad thing that one man's joy of the
(15:55):
holiday season would cause so many people to fear and
low the very mention of Christmas. I know it sounds
hard to believe, but to the rest of us here
at Big Show Central, you have become the gridiot that
stole Christmas. If you would only take a second out
(16:16):
of your uncontrolled reverie to look into our eyes, you'd
see true horror, abject and overwhelming horror. Have you ever
wondered why your co workers scamper out of your way
as you approach. Exactly, Billy, it's because they're terrified that
(16:47):
the Christmas spirit will cause you to wrap those long,
fuzzy apish arms around something unsuspecting passer by, like a
big love sick sasquatch, sinking of eggnog and mumbling the
wrong lyrics to some miserably overused holiday tune. Oh, if
(17:09):
only you could see the irreparable damage you've done.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
Indeed, everyone knows that Christmas is the time forgiving, a
time when people the world over give to those close
to them symbols of their love and devotion for one another.
But please, John Boy, stop asking everyone what they got
you for Christmas. For someone who claims he loves being
(17:35):
surprised on Christmas morning, you sure are nosy. More than
once You've been caught going through shopping bags in different offices.
Not only is it rude, but every time you try
on a sweater that's not intended for you in the
first place, you stretch it out. And here's another big surprise.
(18:00):
Once you open a box of candy and eat half
of it, it becomes worthless as a gift. And the
old excuse I was just checking out this candy because
I heard about some candy that got poisoned, and I'd
rather be the one to eat the poison candy than
someone you loved. I know, I'm expendable why that stupid
(18:29):
story works only once, not once a year, once period
now throughout the year, there are a lot of different
John Boys to contend with. The I'm the boss, John Boy,
the help Help, it's a bee John Boy. The I'm
(18:51):
tired of being the light of everyone's life John Boy,
the I hate you, No, I don't, I love your mama,
John Boy, and let's not forget the dreaded your mean
to me John Boy. But speaking for the rest of
the Big Show crew, the Christmas John Boy is one
(19:12):
version of you we can well do without flapping your
arms and dancing around like a big redneck screwge the
morning after the Ghost visited is a bit unseemly for
a big time radio superstar. The way you hop on
Randy's back and yell giddy up Rudolph, The way you
(19:33):
chase Jackie and Summer with those ridiculous looking missiletoe boxer shorts,
dragging poor Mario from all tomorrow, shoving past patiently waiting
children and accosting Santa after Santa just to quote unquote
headge your bets for the big day, and taping that
(19:53):
humbug sign on Rayford's back.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is played played play.
Speaker 16 (20:01):
Oh, and a special request from Billy, please stop toarsling
his hair and calling him the elfster. Of course, we
realize that we're wasting our breath. It will never change.
This Christmas will be like every other Christmas and all
the other Christmas is to come, because that's just you,
(20:23):
that's our John Boy. And just think, after Christmas is
over and John Boy has put his holiday alter ego
away for another eleven merciful months, it's only a few
short days till New Year's Eve, and that's a whole
different John Boy altogether. I guess we can thank our
(20:43):
lucky stars that the hey, look at me, I'm a
big naked New Year's Baby John Boy only happens once
a year.
Speaker 17 (21:02):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag who can't be topical.
(21:57):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Of course, special dates we always like to bring out
to Lady Great Tim Wilson, Uncle B S.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Uncle B S. Where were you? December twenty fourth, one
hour BC. Decembary twenty fourth, one hour BC. Working as
a part time night desk clerk, Bethlehem, Israel. Please call
the North Star Motor Lodge. Bucked up out their ear
in trying to get my Caesar since his form filled
(22:29):
out and stuck a coke machine all the same time,
huck to myce and caffeine freedt Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Some cartenter strolls.
Speaker 18 (22:39):
In with a pregnant wife, a tired mule, and a
bad attitude, trying to strong arm me into throwing two
Roman soldiers out of room one O seven. I told him,
Jesus christ Man, where in the people playing business?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's it? Good morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
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Got a cool hat, stainless steel, insulated tumblr key chain.
If you go to LS Tractor USA dot com you
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Speaker 2 (23:23):
All right, now detain Timm and Ewes, what too?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
There's Marzie Danger. Hello.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
We're gonna look at the box office from the weekend,
because that's what we do. Coming in first place was
the horror sequel Five Nights at Freddy two had a
pretty good weekend, made sixty three million for its debut weekend,
littered at number one. Zootopia two, the animated film, came
in second place.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Wicked for good third place. It's still in the top five.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Third place went no Excuse me, uh, anime release Jujitsu
Kaizen Execution.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Took fourth place.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
It's very popular, sounds I think yeah, so yeah, it
didn't do too shabby ten point two million, and fifth
place went to Now You See Me, Now You Don't,
or Now You See Me three, as some people have
labeled it. Coming out this weekend this Friday, Doctor SEUs says,
how the Grinch stole Christmas twenty fifth anniversary. You guys
(24:25):
can go and catch that in theaters nationwide. Also coming
out Silent Night, Deadly Night. So we had to have
a horror looking there for Christmas, and this movie follows
a child who is traumatized after seeing his folks killed
by a man dressed to Santa Claus. So years later,
when he grew up, he puts on the Santa suit
himself and goes for bloody revenge and mayhem ensues. Way
(24:48):
to Go Santa Clause and streaming. I saw this one
over the weekend on Amazon Prime. Hotel Casteria. It's an
action dramedy series. It kind of reminds me of a
Adam Pi but set in the Amalfi coast of Italy.
So this guy is a former marine working as a
fixer at a luxury hotel on the coast there. And
(25:10):
it's pretty good as episodes, and uh, it's intriguing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think you'll like it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
You like it.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's a beautiful view too of Italy.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
So again it is called Hotel Coosteria cos t I
E r A. I'm sure I'm saying it wrong from
all my Italian speaking friends, but Hotel Costeria and it's
on Amazon Prime Video. Anybody else do any binging over
the weekend.
Speaker 19 (25:35):
Yeah, we started a series called The Last Frontier. I
think you'd like it, Johnny's. It opens with a plane crash.
The plane is full of convicts. They were being transported,
and there's one convict that's like really high priority. He's
got on blackout goggles and ear muffs. And when the
plane crashes, a few of the prisoners die, but the
(25:57):
rest of them escape into the wilderness of Alaska, and
so the sheriff's apartment there has to take over a
search along with federal It's really good, very good.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Now you know what to watch?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right, good word baby, thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We'll let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word Alight,
here we go one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get
a couple of contestants team up and play next. Good morning,
(26:44):
Big Show's on already. Way you Wednesday, d send me
your tenth hour feature track. Win the Big Show.
Speaker 17 (26:49):
Bit Box.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Doctor reil Mode is in the studio with us, saying,
John Boy got run over by reindeer. I said gold murker,
keyword raindeer. Don't comb her up, Doctor Ilmo, he's got
(27:11):
enough problem a y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Come on, let's play.
Speaker 17 (27:14):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I bout the bad.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Okay, I'm birdy.
Speaker 17 (27:17):
Where that a birdie bird?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
They remind me I forgot. Y'all taught me right out
of doing there on the skate.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Why let's meet our contentions. We got Ethan Ala Beulah, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Good morning, Ethan, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh man, we're doing good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And we got Dakota is he had a beauty to
Jackie Beulah, Alabama as well? Wait man, oh, we got
this a daddy and a son. All right, Jackie's just
privying me to the info. So who's the daddy on
this deal?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
This is Dakota. Well, i'll take from the boy, all right,
get yeah t you got that all right?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Things having to do with Christmas, guys, think of Christmas words,
all right, Christmas words? Okay, So the cody you relax
and let's see what me and you boy can do.
For the first thirty seconds, I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
What are you looking for? Buddy? Finger stuff?
Speaker 18 (28:27):
You got?
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It was right?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Here's probably in the box of things over there that
Randon has been having problems with the word tablet. His
fingers are dry, so we're trying to wet them. Nobody
wants to do it personally.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
I couldn't read his lips doing fingertack. That did not
even look like something on my radar.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Al Right, where ilse sat on iron? Boys, Let's see
what we can do Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Words, gee, Christmas and me and Ethan for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
All right, all right, all right, we're ready hard. I'm
just trying not to say it right off the back. Okay,
all right, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Now, this is a Christmas carol, which is real quiet
blank blank, there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, Christmas is our favorite. What thanksgivings?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
One?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Christmas is one holiday?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yes, uh huh blanky blank blanky blank blingo bell there
you go.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
You on black Friday? You go blank to get eating? Yes? Blank? Claus?
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uh huh read the good blank.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
As they stumbled out that one, Lethan, But you did
a good job, buddy, put a five on the board.
All right, the cota, Let's see what you and Tator
can do for your round one. Now she's got up
out of her chair and running around behind and.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
She's coming.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
He needed help.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
He and the coach ready go it twas the Night
before Christmas was a blank.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
You read it?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
You read it was a story.
Speaker 10 (30:22):
Yeah, but you read it out of a what to
a kid? Yes? Uh, this is you've seen Christmas blanks?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Carol?
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yes, you receive a Christmas blank in the mail?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Uh Christmas card?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Yes, sir, the blank blank Christmas eve is the blank
blank Christmas.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Christmas?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Yes, yes, yes, he did.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Is okay, night before Christmas?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All four board guys, five to four, the over to Dad,
and here we go Ethan in round two. Alright, you ready,
all right, let's do this?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Ready go we say blank Christmas not harry? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Up on the blank blank click click click Santa claus
housetop No, yes, the opposite of hot is old. Uh
huh the blank blank of Christmas? Their count them countum?
How many?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The blank blank of Christmas? Yes? Twelve?
Speaker 8 (31:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yes? Uh? These little furry animals sing the Christmas song
pat here half yeah right, alright, A five on the five.
That's a ten for Ethan. Alright.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The coda and taters six will tie this game and
force over time.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
No problem with these Christmas words. You ready da coda,
Let's do it and go.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Uh these fly and drive his sleighinder. This is a
blank blank This is what he he played percussions for Jesus.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
A little drummer boy, you kiss.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Underneath this.
Speaker 12 (32:23):
You.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
This is Jesus is what we're celebrating.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
You.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
You you, you decorate one of these in your house
and you bring it. You go shopping at this big
place and this guy had a red nose.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
What's his name?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
What's this?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Brutal off for the wind?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Then you got me proud of you, old man under
pressure coming back there and beating the young brain on
the deal.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You got it from daddy.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Hey, we appreciate y'all. Boys, play and listen to it
down a Buda, Alabama man. Appreciate y'all. Hope y'all have
a mary.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
CRUs to hear your boy? Can we give a yeah, yes,
of course, take your time, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I'd like to give a shout out to my mom and.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
My little brother.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Hey guys, all right, all right, do they have names?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
They do?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Amber is my mom and uh Aidan is my little brother.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh right, A good deal, good deal, thank you? What
about you do?
Speaker 19 (33:34):
You got to take care of that man's dry finger.
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Work?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
By boys, We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Hang out, good morning. I got the big show on
the radio. Biyquest longo. We got Jenny Barker out of Wilmington,
North Carolina. They have been talking about the Chipmunks. How
about the Chipmunk's office party song. Yes, well we got
to that boy Jean coming up next.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's a big show on the radio, perfect time. It's
a peanut skating bed here for our Christmas bumper music.
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Speaker 1 (34:53):
Jenny Barker Wilmington. Get your request right. Here's a reminder,
y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
All right, cue chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
Up?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
What okay?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Squeaky okay? Taking are okay? Okay? Melvin Melvin melb a rap.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
I love this. It's squeaky ish wo.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Wise excuse me?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Ask you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
All right now.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
You know that's not how it goes boys, lamb man,
let it crawl in with the ad living and get
it one more try then for old personal good form.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You know you guys can all be used in shampoo testing.
Speaker 17 (36:21):
I'm telling him now, But I got a friend of
the research lab that would pay top dollar for a
gerbil like you.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
You do you a gar throwing out of your back
paw or something? You want me to let the can
in here? Short swim? You know I may want to
do it were jars?
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Mother don't.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Dad said, I'm gonna fire up the.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Barn, cure.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for you Wednesday,
dcim of the tenth making at John Won't Billy album.
We got doctor Elmos. You don't want Grandma got running
over by reindeer.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Do something new man plate, It's a new way to
be annoyed.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Absolutely check it out by the way keyword reindeer.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer man walking
home from our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You can say there's no such thing as scientis but
house for me and we believe.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
He'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
him not to go, but he forgot his medication and
he staggered out the door into the snow. When we
found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack,
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he had hoof prints on his forehead and in crimin
eighties and falls marks on his butt. John Boy got run.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Over by right there walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But
as for me and Billy, for the lady, now, we're
all so proud of Billy. He's been taking this so well.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
See him in they're watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin. Now he's on.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Christmas let out John Loyd.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
All the families dressed in black, and we just can't help.
But wonder should we open up his gifts or send
them back.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
And the back?
Speaker 8 (39:30):
John Boy got ent over by radio walking home from our.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
House Christmas Eve. You can say there's holds that's hang
a Santa.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
But as for me and Billy, we believe. Now the
goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely flows,
and the blue and silver candle that would just have
matched the hairs and John Boys, Nos, I've owned all
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my friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves. They
should never give a license to a man who drives
a sleigh in Fondles elves.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
John Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 20 (40:27):
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say
there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me
and Billy, we believe Grandma John.
Speaker 18 (40:41):
Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Walking over from our houses.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Just see.
Speaker 20 (40:49):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa by
the ha's.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
For me and Billy, we believe all right, Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
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Speaker 1 (41:24):
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Speaker 7 (41:35):
Love you mean It
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played Beating the Blonde is Fun with Tater for one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
beat Her and Cleaner.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm just work shopping some clean taer for two. All
right here, I'll go to bigshow dot com. Click on
that bull'snot matter for more info. Hang on play for
it in minutes. First, you heard my Christmas song yesterday.
You gotta watch the TV special.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get Ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John Boys chronic lyricosist Christmas Special, Hark the Hairy Angels.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Singing you better wash yuh, you better not rite, better
not pile.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm telling your wife. Santa Claus is going to.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Tell it's bacon and lips, chicken and Rice. Come to
find out he's naughty, all right, Santa Claus is going
to tame. It's these two when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And those when you're away.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
He knows if you're in bed for good, so be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a buttload of
holiday cheer. Police knock me down your favorite holiday classics.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Police knack me down as only John Boy would do.
The police knack me down, So get up. I'm going
to leave, sweetheart.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I'm gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left
through a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left through a merry
Christmas from Nevada on my part.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit. Mule tie never sounded like this,
Dare dolls with balls.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
And Harley falling on a log, and under Dog te
seasonto big trolley falling on a log, and.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Underdog Don Rinaldo's gar a barrel loaded doll londing on
lobby dog roll the ancient low side barrel line.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
No no, no world.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Monies log ques.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Don't miss John Boys chronic Lyricosis Christmas Special.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We went through a merry Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
We went through a merry Chris must We went through
a merry Christmas, and I had me to beers. We
went through a merry Christmas. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Had made two beers. Good tidy, sweet dreams to you
and your kid. Get tidy for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
If you having two beers.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Park the Hairy Angels sink Christmas Eve at eight on
the only network this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well got problems year oud?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
All right, well, let's play Beata Blonde for the bulls
not cleaning products. Prize back one dollars worth. Come on
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line across America.
Get a contestant. Play next, Good morning, Big Show's on
(04:04):
the radio. We're running to your Wednesday, December the tenth
feature track from The Big Show bet Box, Doctor Elmo sings,
John Boy got run over by reindeer.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's so special keywords reindeer in the bed box at
the Bigshow dot com there right now, Let's play Beat
the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Adam Adam Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Adam, moryn John Boy.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
How's it going, buddy?
Speaker 9 (04:32):
First time calling?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Joe, I may welcome in here. Alright, Adam's first time tater?
You beat gentle nice him win?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, Adam, you just agree or disagree with her answer? Well,
you think she's rolling right on? Two bells for two buzzers.
That'll heaven all right, tay yo, you had a little
too much to drink at the office Christmas party.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
Who could you talk to?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
People who were there every years? But she is a
fun drunk, she's not a mean one. Well anyway, so now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You've got to get home.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh yeah, So, statistically speaking, which of these choices is
most likely to get you killed?
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Is it walking home, driving home, or hitch hiking with strangers?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, you are drunk.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
I say that they can't find a car, and it
is most dangerous to walk home.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Most dangerous to walk home? Yes, Adam, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
He was wrong, he's a professional. Mile for movie is
mile for mile?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You were eight times more likely to die while walking
home drunk than you are from driving. But doing that
will make you far more likely to kill someone else.
So the safest option is to be a passenger.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
So hitch hike.
Speaker 11 (06:10):
Yeah, I'm not going to walk anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That boy said actually drive home, said a cab exactly?
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Yeah, that's by playing guy done yet?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah yeah, yes, yes, you're still alive. So you need
a bill right here.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So let's see a forty seven percent of Americans that
receive one as a holiday gift say they're more likely
to throw it away than regifted to someone else.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (06:50):
It's amazing, it's still giving, But it is the fruitcake.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Boy, the fruit cake will throw it away, yeah, rather than.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
And regift it or put it in the attic.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What do you say, Adam Agreer, disagree with the fruitcake?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
I agree with your.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Fruit fruitcake?
Speaker 10 (07:12):
See it?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, if you'll forget what'll we gifted to me? Show
you're on.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Oa bad about about us sowing?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It is a full count. We're going for the wind
or lost right here, Tater. The Food Channel took a survey.
They determined that the most popular pie being served at
Christmas dinner is what.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'm a pie girl.
Speaker 13 (07:41):
I like a pie.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
I like a pie, and there's a lot on the
buffet table.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
The most popular, according to Food Channel, would be the
pecan pie.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Pecan pie or the most popular Christmas dinner.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
All right, that's been two for two.
Speaker 9 (07:59):
I'll agree with it's.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A double.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I take it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm pumpkin o.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
God, you should be talking about when you're pumpkin good?
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That's all right, that.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Because we're gonna make it happy before we hang up
on you. But that's the way we do.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
All right, I appreciate it, fellas just fine playing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Thanks for having me all right when you hang on
right there for jacking dad, hang on.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Bottom of the hour, top of you don't news?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
What a Christmas song from Shania Twain to me?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Good morning. That's a big show of the radio. Yeah,
back where snaw Twain was hot. I don't mean it's
just like looking hot. She's always been hot. I mean hot.
And the record is hanging out with overworking names. All right, Yeah,
I said, why you send me a Christmas song? Let's
back up, billy, let's hear it. Let's all listen. Fuck,
(09:45):
I get goose bumps, no over here help, I'll let
your regular skin. I'm all babies.
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
In North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (10:06):
And John Boy, you knowing you're still wal you turn
me off. You are my favorite job. I like them
big and dumb. It's true to hide a band and mud.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
For your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
John having.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Food we have in Joe.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Christmas that you didn't know how much we've done.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
Comment.
Speaker 12 (11:07):
I love mask her Andy Griffith too.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Hell that don't kid that you're fed?
Speaker 14 (11:17):
And by don't kim my startup?
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Quiet is she can't compare to my bear.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Madrick Mary crismas John.
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Ever happen all we have to do this child.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
And sucks John.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Criss miracle.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
See each chime in your bloodshot up.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Each time.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh it doesn't need a trumpet solo right here, put
it down.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
What does she mean by turning lights down low and
hang on missile toe?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
No, no, I think it's paying the missile toe.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
You want to kiss me? It's coming true and mistess
up shine dog.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Wah.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
Turn Merry Christmas, John Boy, br Christmas.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Now one of your losers got to say, huh, turn
the lights down low and hang on this old toe.
Speaker 15 (13:35):
Yes, my new favorite Christmas song for snai tway to
me come up, Good morning, makes Shaw's.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 16 (14:17):
It's Christmas once again, and as everyone within earshot knows,
it's John Boy's favorite time of the year. Every day
in the month of December, John Boy gets to work
earlier and earlier. Why sometimes he's even here by seven am.
(14:40):
With mannic fervor. He prances and jigs into the studio,
grinning and giggling like a schoolboy who's just given the
teacher a wormy apple.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Hap.
Speaker 16 (14:51):
The moving around goes into hyperdrive, the yin yauts reach
a fever pitch, and the ooh wa ua uah's echo
in the hallway. Yes, Christmas is coming, and John Boy
becomes a man possessed, possessed of the true spirit of Christmas.
(15:14):
Joy abounds, love is in the air, big uncomfortably friendly
hugs for anyone who gets within reach, and of course
the traditional spontaneous Christmas goosing. Oh, he doesn't mean anything
(15:35):
by it, it's just his goofy redneck way of saying
Merry Christmas. And on behalf of the rest of us
here at the Big Show, may we say to you,
John Boy, we wish you would just shut up. It's
truly a sad thing that one man's joy of the
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holiday season would cause so many people to fear and
low the very mention of Christmas. I know it sounds
hard to believe, but to the rest of us here
at Big Show Central, you have become the gridiot that
stole Christmas. If you would only take a second out
(16:16):
of your uncontrolled reverie to look into our eyes, you'd
see true horror, abject and overwhelming horror. Have you ever
wondered why your co workers scamper out of your way
as you approach. Exactly, Billy, it's because they're terrified that
(16:47):
the Christmas spirit will cause you to wrap those long,
fuzzy apish arms around something unsuspecting passer by, like a
big love sick sasquatch, sinking of eggnog and mumbling the
wrong lyrics to some miserably overused holiday tune. Oh, if
(17:09):
only you could see the irreparable damage you've done.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
Indeed, everyone knows that Christmas is the time forgiving, a
time when people the world over give to those close
to them symbols of their love and devotion for one another.
But please, John Boy, stop asking everyone what they got
you for Christmas. For someone who claims he loves being
(17:35):
surprised on Christmas morning, you sure are nosy. More than
once You've been caught going through shopping bags in different offices.
Not only is it rude, but every time you try
on a sweater that's not intended for you in the
first place, you stretch it out. And here's another big surprise.
(18:00):
Once you open a box of candy and eat half
of it, it becomes worthless as a gift. And the
old excuse I was just checking out this candy because
I heard about some candy that got poisoned, and I'd
rather be the one to eat the poison candy than
someone you loved. I know, I'm expendable why that stupid
(18:29):
story works only once, not once a year, once period
now throughout the year, there are a lot of different
John Boys to contend with. The I'm the boss, John Boy,
the help Help, it's a bee John Boy. The I'm
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tired of being the light of everyone's life John Boy,
the I hate you, No, I don't, I love your mama,
John Boy, and let's not forget the dreaded your mean
to me John Boy. But speaking for the rest of
the Big Show crew, the Christmas John Boy is one
(19:12):
version of you we can well do without flapping your
arms and dancing around like a big redneck screwge the
morning after the Ghost visited is a bit unseemly for
a big time radio superstar. The way you hop on
Randy's back and yell giddy up Rudolph, The way you
(19:33):
chase Jackie and Summer with those ridiculous looking missiletoe boxer shorts,
dragging poor Mario from all tomorrow, shoving past patiently waiting
children and accosting Santa after Santa just to quote unquote
headge your bets for the big day, and taping that
(19:53):
humbug sign on Rayford's back.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is played played play.
Speaker 16 (20:01):
Oh, and a special request from Billy, please stop toarsling
his hair and calling him the elfster. Of course, we
realize that we're wasting our breath. It will never change.
This Christmas will be like every other Christmas and all
the other Christmas is to come, because that's just you,
(20:23):
that's our John Boy. And just think, after Christmas is
over and John Boy has put his holiday alter ego
away for another eleven merciful months, it's only a few
short days till New Year's Eve, and that's a whole
different John Boy altogether. I guess we can thank our
(20:43):
lucky stars that the hey, look at me, I'm a
big naked New Year's Baby John Boy only happens once
a year.
Speaker 17 (21:02):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag who can't be topical.
(21:57):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Of course, special dates we always like to bring out
to Lady Great Tim Wilson, Uncle B S.
Speaker 18 (22:09):
Uncle B S. Where were you? December twenty fourth, one
hour BC. Decembary twenty fourth, one hour BC. Working as
a part time night desk clerk, Bethlehem, Israel. Please call
the North Star Motor Lodge. Bucked up out their ear
in trying to get my Caesar since his form filled
(22:29):
out and stuck a coke machine all the same time,
huck to myce and caffeine freedt Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Some cartenter strolls.
Speaker 18 (22:39):
In with a pregnant wife, a tired mule, and a
bad attitude, trying to strong arm me into throwing two
Roman soldiers out of room one O seven. I told him,
Jesus christ Man, where in the people playing business?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's it? Good morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
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Speaker 2 (23:23):
All right, now detain Timm and Ewes, what too?
Speaker 8 (23:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
There's Marzie Danger. Hello.
Speaker 11 (23:32):
We're gonna look at the box office from the weekend,
because that's what we do. Coming in first place was
the horror sequel Five Nights at Freddy two had a
pretty good weekend, made sixty three million for its debut weekend,
littered at number one. Zootopia two, the animated film, came
in second place.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Wicked for good third place. It's still in the top five.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
Third place went no Excuse me, uh, anime release Jujitsu
Kaizen Execution.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Took fourth place.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
It's very popular, sounds I think yeah, so yeah, it
didn't do too shabby ten point two million, and fifth
place went to Now You See Me, Now You Don't,
or Now You See Me three, as some people have
labeled it. Coming out this weekend this Friday, Doctor SEUs says,
how the Grinch stole Christmas twenty fifth anniversary. You guys
(24:25):
can go and catch that in theaters nationwide. Also coming
out Silent Night, Deadly Night. So we had to have
a horror looking there for Christmas, and this movie follows
a child who is traumatized after seeing his folks killed
by a man dressed to Santa Claus. So years later,
when he grew up, he puts on the Santa suit
himself and goes for bloody revenge and mayhem ensues. Way
(24:48):
to Go Santa Clause and streaming. I saw this one
over the weekend on Amazon Prime. Hotel Casteria. It's an
action dramedy series. It kind of reminds me of a
Adam Pi but set in the Amalfi coast of Italy.
So this guy is a former marine working as a
fixer at a luxury hotel on the coast there. And
(25:10):
it's pretty good as episodes, and uh, it's intriguing.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think you'll like it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
You like it.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's a beautiful view too of Italy.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
So again it is called Hotel Coosteria cos t I
E r A. I'm sure I'm saying it wrong from
all my Italian speaking friends, but Hotel Costeria and it's
on Amazon Prime Video. Anybody else do any binging over
the weekend.
Speaker 19 (25:35):
Yeah, we started a series called The Last Frontier. I
think you'd like it, Johnny's. It opens with a plane crash.
The plane is full of convicts. They were being transported,
and there's one convict that's like really high priority. He's
got on blackout goggles and ear muffs. And when the
plane crashes, a few of the prisoners die, but the
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rest of them escape into the wilderness of Alaska, and
so the sheriff's apartment there has to take over a
search along with federal It's really good, very good.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Now you know what to watch?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right, good word baby, thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
We'll let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word Alight,
here we go one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get
a couple of contestants team up and play next. Good morning,
(26:44):
Big Show's on already. Way you Wednesday, d send me
your tenth hour feature track. Win the Big Show.
Speaker 17 (26:49):
Bit Box.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Doctor reil Mode is in the studio with us, saying,
John Boy got run over by reindeer. I said gold murker,
keyword raindeer. Don't comb her up, Doctor Ilmo, he's got
(27:11):
enough problem a y'all.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Come on, let's play.
Speaker 17 (27:14):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I bout the bad.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Okay, I'm birdy.
Speaker 17 (27:17):
Where that a birdie bird?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
They remind me I forgot. Y'all taught me right out
of doing there on the skate.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Why let's meet our contentions. We got Ethan Ala Beulah, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Good morning, Ethan, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh man, we're doing good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
And we got Dakota is he had a beauty to
Jackie Beulah, Alabama as well? Wait man, oh, we got
this a daddy and a son. All right, Jackie's just
privying me to the info. So who's the daddy on
this deal?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
This is Dakota. Well, i'll take from the boy, all right,
get yeah t you got that all right?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Things having to do with Christmas, guys, think of Christmas words,
all right, Christmas words? Okay, So the cody you relax
and let's see what me and you boy can do.
For the first thirty seconds, I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
What are you looking for? Buddy? Finger stuff?
Speaker 18 (28:27):
You got?
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It was right?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Here's probably in the box of things over there that
Randon has been having problems with the word tablet. His
fingers are dry, so we're trying to wet them. Nobody
wants to do it personally.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
I couldn't read his lips doing fingertack. That did not
even look like something on my radar.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Al Right, where ilse sat on iron? Boys, Let's see
what we can do Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Words, gee, Christmas and me and Ethan for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
All right, all right, all right, we're ready hard. I'm
just trying not to say it right off the back. Okay,
all right, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Now, this is a Christmas carol, which is real quiet
blank blank, there you go.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, Christmas is our favorite. What thanksgivings?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
One?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Christmas is one holiday?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yes, uh huh blanky blank blanky blank blingo bell there
you go.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
You on black Friday? You go blank to get eating? Yes? Blank? Claus?
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uh huh read the good blank.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
As they stumbled out that one, Lethan, But you did
a good job, buddy, put a five on the board.
All right, the cota, Let's see what you and Tator
can do for your round one. Now she's got up
out of her chair and running around behind and.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
She's coming.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
He needed help.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
He and the coach ready go it twas the Night
before Christmas was a blank.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
You read it?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
You read it was a story.
Speaker 10 (30:22):
Yeah, but you read it out of a what to
a kid? Yes? Uh, this is you've seen Christmas blanks?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Carol?
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yes, you receive a Christmas blank in the mail?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Uh Christmas card?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Yes, sir, the blank blank Christmas eve is the blank
blank Christmas.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Christmas?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Yes, yes, yes, he did.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Is okay, night before Christmas?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All four board guys, five to four, the over to Dad,
and here we go Ethan in round two. Alright, you ready,
all right, let's do this?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Ready go we say blank Christmas not harry? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Up on the blank blank click click click Santa claus
housetop No, yes, the opposite of hot is old. Uh
huh the blank blank of Christmas? Their count them countum?
How many?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The blank blank of Christmas? Yes? Twelve?
Speaker 8 (31:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yes? Uh? These little furry animals sing the Christmas song
pat here half yeah right, alright, A five on the five.
That's a ten for Ethan. Alright.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The coda and taters six will tie this game and
force over time.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
No problem with these Christmas words. You ready da coda,
Let's do it and go.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
Uh these fly and drive his sleighinder. This is a
blank blank This is what he he played percussions for Jesus.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
A little drummer boy, you kiss.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Underneath this.
Speaker 12 (32:23):
You.
Speaker 10 (32:23):
This is Jesus is what we're celebrating.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
You.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
You you, you decorate one of these in your house
and you bring it. You go shopping at this big
place and this guy had a red nose.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
What's his name?
Speaker 13 (32:39):
What's this?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Brutal off for the wind?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Then you got me proud of you, old man under
pressure coming back there and beating the young brain on
the deal.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
You got it from daddy.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Hey, we appreciate y'all. Boys, play and listen to it
down a Buda, Alabama man. Appreciate y'all. Hope y'all have
a mary.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
CRUs to hear your boy? Can we give a yeah, yes,
of course, take your time, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I'd like to give a shout out to my mom and.
Speaker 11 (33:17):
My little brother.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Hey guys, all right, all right, do they have names?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
They do?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Amber is my mom and uh Aidan is my little brother.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh right, A good deal, good deal, thank you? What
about you do?
Speaker 19 (33:34):
You got to take care of that man's dry finger.
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Work?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
By boys, We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Hang out, good morning. I got the big show on
the radio. Biyquest longo. We got Jenny Barker out of Wilmington,
North Carolina. They have been talking about the Chipmunks. How
about the Chipmunk's office party song. Yes, well we got
to that boy Jean coming up next.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's a big show on the radio, perfect time. It's
a peanut skating bed here for our Christmas bumper music.
I want to remind you every Olympic dream starts with
a first glide through Learn to Skate USA. Kids build competence,
strength and joy on the ice. Learn to Skate USA
offers programs for skaters, wall ages, and abilities.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Find a program near you. Learn to Skate USA dot com.
Ye back to.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Jenny Barker Wilmington. Get your request right. Here's a reminder,
y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
All right, cue chipmunks, ready to sing your new song?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
Up?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
What okay?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Squeaky okay? Taking are okay? Okay? Melvin Melvin melb a rap.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
I love this. It's squeaky ish wo.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Wise excuse me?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Ask you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
All right now.
Speaker 17 (36:05):
You know that's not how it goes boys, lamb man,
let it crawl in with the ad living and get
it one more try then for old personal good form.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You know you guys can all be used in shampoo testing.
Speaker 17 (36:21):
I'm telling him now, But I got a friend of
the research lab that would pay top dollar for a
gerbil like you.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
You do you a gar throwing out of your back
paw or something? You want me to let the can
in here? Short swim? You know I may want to
do it were jars?
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Mother don't.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Dad said, I'm gonna fire up the.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Barn, cure.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for you Wednesday,
dcim of the tenth making at John Won't Billy album.
We got doctor Elmos. You don't want Grandma got running
over by reindeer.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Do something new man plate, It's a new way to
be annoyed.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Absolutely check it out by the way keyword reindeer.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer man walking
home from our house Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You can say there's no such thing as scientis but
house for me and we believe.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
He'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
him not to go, but he forgot his medication and
he staggered out the door into the snow. When we
found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack,
(38:29):
he had hoof prints on his forehead and in crimin
eighties and falls marks on his butt. John Boy got run.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Over by right there walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But
as for me and Billy, for the lady, now, we're
all so proud of Billy. He's been taking this so well.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
See him in they're watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin. Now he's on.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Christmas let out John Loyd.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
All the families dressed in black, and we just can't help.
But wonder should we open up his gifts or send
them back.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
And the back?
Speaker 8 (39:30):
John Boy got ent over by radio walking home from our.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
House Christmas Eve. You can say there's holds that's hang
a Santa.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
But as for me and Billy, we believe. Now the
goose is on the table, and the eggnog freely flows,
and the blue and silver candle that would just have
matched the hairs and John Boys, Nos, I've owned all
(40:07):
my friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves. They
should never give a license to a man who drives
a sleigh in Fondles elves.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
John Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 20 (40:27):
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say
there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me
and Billy, we believe Grandma John.
Speaker 18 (40:41):
Boy got run over by a ranger.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Walking over from our houses.
Speaker 5 (40:47):
Just see.
Speaker 20 (40:49):
You can say there's no such thing as Santa by
the ha's.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
For me and Billy, we believe all right, Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
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