December 15, 2025 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s all about Marci - sort of… - We’ve got some of her greatest Karaoke Hits cued up and ready to go! - Including “Marci’s Chest” - “The Marci Song” and “Delusional Girl”.. - Cadbury begrudgingly appears in a Live Nativity Scene.. - Raiford sings, “My Favorite Things”.. - The Bolder Brothers dust off their “Christmas Balls”.. - and Donnie Pressley performs, “Silver B-B-Bells”…
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I thought it was funny.
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And over?
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Man.
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That lives in it.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right. That's that, Trevor,
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Someone swarming in my life.
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You keep swerving in my life and it's causing lots
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To him to.
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When you're swerving all lives pie By, you're running someone off.
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The ride.
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The day Jove, why I thought I.
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Never never could love another?
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How else could I feed?
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But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank.
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Up, the one's at the waiting.
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You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
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I'm cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fine.
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you're running someone off the ride.
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Sharp and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
Take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to the
top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
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Oh no, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing
to your breakfast at all. But what went wrong last night?
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Nothing?
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I slept like a baby. No before that, sh well,
nothing come to mind, you know.
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After I'll come out of the bathroom in my loongerie.
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Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
is getting cold.
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Why don't you just ask me? I was in the mood.
Why weren't you?
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Ah?
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And there we have it.
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It's always about you, ain't it.
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Well?
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I was just gonna say that.
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Cherry picker.
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See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
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Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
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What?
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Time?
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It never end?
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So if I have one off night you will forgive me?
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Well, that's just it. It a'ate one off night seems like
all the.
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Time by making a big dall ot of nothing.
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Ricky and my not as hot as I used to be?
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Do you want me to be nice or honest? U?
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Honest?
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Okay, you asked for it.
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Let's start with the hair, shall we.
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Those one silky blonde locks have become the straw sticking
out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt, that butt
that once sent my heart flutter and it made me
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guest crapper?
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Is there anything about me that's just as hot as.
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It used to be? Will? Yeah?
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Your breasts they are just as hot today as they
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Right now, sing is one day date, Good.
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John Boys day own No Ray.
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Fed in the bathrooms and got.
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Him make a boom boom.
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Jackie yack in on the phone, Handsome Serpent, Midget porn
time in the studio, Why b of Peter?
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She's so dumb, but I don't care.
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I love for laughing. I like her hair.
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But there's two things I like best.
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You'll find them at the Fig Show. Right there on Larcy's.
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Chest, Marcy's chess.
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What's next?
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Can't tell damn it?
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Marcy learned to spell? Try to ride it on the wall,
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Look at her left.
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I love at her right?
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Spell how you walk?
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I love her laughing.
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I like her hair.
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Marcy's chas yow. I can't help but drew in.
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I can't believe that rock can't take the stress.
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She so dumb, but.
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I don't care.
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I love her laugh and I like her hair.
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But there's two things that I like best.
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You'll find them.
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Let the big show right there on Marcy's.
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Chest, Marcy's chest, Marcy's chest, Marsi's chest.
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If you like fruit, you're gonna love this pair.
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So dumb, but I don't care.
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Chest, Yeah, chest, thank you?
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All right, we can let Jackie had the first request
this morning. Well, Randy, pick one here after you pick
your favorite Christmas song in less than an hour, get
to hear it. Yes, all right, Well let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here. We was sure
the turkeys have totally taken over Thanksgiving, but it wasn't
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too long ago that well to do folks were serving
up these birds for their traditional Christmas dinner.
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They had a coal out of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Morning Coal,
Good morning to John Boy on the gord. Hey man,
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So alright, all right, so uh cold. The turkeys have
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totally taken over Thanksgiving. But it wasn't too long ago
that well to do folks were serving up these birds
for their traditional Christmas dinner.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
What you think, huh?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well, you know, it don't quite look like a turkey,
but you know it's kind of close if you sweat
far enough away. I'm gonna go with a peacock, peacock.
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You're saying, well, let's say yes, it is all so
so your theory on winning this was the well to
do folks if they squint hard, if they just find
something that looks like a turkey and then eat it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
So yeah, you know, if it's close to it, they
might just you know, they might have to.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Just well, well, you know called the peacock is a well,
the turkeys have pretty tails toew, but peacocks they really
outdo the turkeys on the on the tail feathers, you know,
sah yeah. Plus they're a lipper of the bird face.
Plus they used to pokey from the mountains. He had
a bunch of peacocks. As far they're great watch dogs.
That's true. Yeah, man, the peacocks. They don't let you
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know it's a stranger.
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I was going to ask you if it tastes like chickens.
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Yeah, you cook you right? O?
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Blind it might if you color blind, you might not
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I don't know.
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When you let go of the squinting deal, we're not
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I listened to John Boy Jeffardy every morning on my
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really appreciate y'all.
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My boy's name is Greed.
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for the seals hem ever got there. And that so
called holy Man was always mouth and all about how
America so corrupt and sinful. It's from a guy who
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was sucking back two cases of Petsy the week, had
pot plants growing in his backyard, five run to the
bathroom seat, and two hundred porn movies on his computer.
So apparently he'd make his little YouTube videos about how
all of us infidels are sex crazy. And it took
back with a double feature a Dibbi does Damascus and
(29:49):
ghost back Mountains. So anyway, I was in a pretty
good mood for about three days and who came along
and messed it it up? Now hands the Nati boy baracular.
It was John Boy's people who as right juggles. I'm
(30:09):
talking about the American Indians and their little hissy fit
about the word Geronimo. Them's the lifties in the Native
American community got their panties in the ward because Seal
Team six picked Geronimo as their code name for Ben Lawden.
And before a goat boy even got to the bottom
(30:30):
of the ocean, He's goobs were on the news crying
about it. When we associate a historical hero like Geronimo
with someone like Osama bin Laden, it's stereotypes. All our
people is savage and uncivilized. The president should apologize on
National TV. Let me say this about that, my big
(30:52):
hook while you lifties that smoked a doobie on the
way to school and slipped through history. Geronimo was the
American Indian warrior that avoided being captured for thirty years
while he's fighting against the United States back in the
eighteen hundreds. So it ain't like they pulled his name
(31:13):
out of a hat. They picked Geronimo because, believe it
or not, somebody in the American government actually knows a
little bit about American history. Now, we could get a
few of them to crack open a textbook on basic
economics with life, still have time to keep the country
from going down here call it. Look, I'm not an idot.
(31:34):
I know the Indian's got a raw deal, but do
you really think now's the time for a history lesson.
America's trying to feel good about ourselves for a few minutes.
Here y'all come beating us over the head about stuff
that happened one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are
you my wife?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
You wanty Achivists didn't have a problem with the eighty
second Airborn Yilla and Geronimo when they were jumping out
of planes to fire the Nazis in World War Two?
How about all them a patching helicopters and Tomahawk missiles
we used to keep the Islambo nuts from blowing you
up while you waiting in line at Starbucks. Can't you cry, babies?
(32:14):
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory. John boyd Worm,
get your cousins off the table. Don't worry. Oh there's
an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
(32:35):
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn in, Sit down,
Shut up, I mean quit wearing in my life, John
Boy and Billy, y'all have a nice day, John.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Boy and Billy.
Speaker 18 (32:49):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Clarity is the path to enter peace. Look, just give
me some interpeace, or I'm up to the floor with
you this morning.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Readia, oh dumb right.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Good morning. Big show is on your radio Monday morning,
December to fifteenth, Aurrah, see who's on a desk over
in Red Hot Talent.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
Hello, Red Hot Talent Incorporated. God rest emailed, gentlemen, Sorry,
I bit the inside of my mouth out God res
g Mary Gentlement. Let nothing you dismay. It's Jim Borne
Bobby our special off that day. They're smaller Folx and
(33:58):
Cox run joke and then they'll go away your party.
They'll be a big surprise, big sall prize Jim those
two rednecks.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
God, that's pretty fastive myself. Listen, I'm sorry about that
biting inside of your mouth.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Very hurt.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
You're so sweet. I'd like to bite the inside of
your mouth. Listen, seal is Maria in hold.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
On, I'll ask him. Okay, you may have to hold
on a second. He's doing his Santa.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Claus impression, making the list, checking it twice.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
No, he's laying a finger beside of his nose.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
It's inside of this yeah, okay, got jump out, all right?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Love you mean you're right?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
He got his book for anything this week?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
There?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Look ye Nope, No, what's the problem.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Now, Jimbo. You should know by now this is a
slow time of view for you guys.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's Christmas water be books solid all the way through
New Year's.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Look, Babe, I've told you this over and over again
this time of year when folks want to book a
jolly fat guy in.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
His little taper.
Speaker 12 (35:11):
You're just not the first talk.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 12 (35:15):
I still love that.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
You you must, you tell it every year.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a minute, We're entering
into another three weeks of you playing Christmas carols from
l on the trumpet, o behind beating an idea in.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The Yeah yeah, anything else happening i'd see here?
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Oh remember I tell you the Jimo and Bobby National
Fan Club was going to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, we're really excited about that.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Bad news they had to drop out. Why well, one
guy died, the other one couldn't get off work. Hey,
I finally bought my new Lexus. You gotta see this thing. Sleek, styling,
butter soft leather interior and the coolest stereo you ever
saw in your life.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Oh yeah, well, what's so cool about It's got a.
Speaker 12 (35:54):
State of the art radio that has no buttons.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
No buttons, Well, how do you tune it?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
It's got a voice recognition computer chip built in. You
control it just by talking to it.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
It's great.
Speaker 12 (36:05):
You just tell it what kind of music you want
to hear and it finds it automatically.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I don't believe that, man.
Speaker 12 (36:11):
I didn't believe it either, but the salesman showed me
how it works. When we went for the test drive.
He said country and the radio turns on a Garth
Brook song started playing.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
Then he said easy listening, and Neil Diamond song came
on the radio. Wow, he said rock and Pink Floyd
came on the radio. Man, And just then a guy
put it in front of us and almost ran us
off the road. I slam on the brakes and said,
you stupid, no driving idiot, and then the Jimbo and
Bobby stare. I love you, so listen, babe, I gotta run. Hey,
(36:43):
how'd you like to have a relaxing three or four
martini lunch at the most expensive place in town and
it won't cost you at dome?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
You kidnot love it?
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Me too? Hey? Saving sweet talks and petty cash out
of that network operations gap at the own machine called
my machine. Love you mother, It's I Jimbo. When I
think of you, I'm reminded of that classic lines from
the end of side two of the Beatles Abbey Road Out.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh I mean I know this one. The love you
take is equal to the love you make.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
No, no, no, boy, You're gonna carry that weight, carry
that way a long time, Billy Him and Jimbo.
Speaker 17 (37:21):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming up, John Boy,
Big big show.
Speaker 20 (37:25):
Picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time
to call. Well, listen to the radio. We're right in
the middle of a new dedron you boobe No no not,
you're racing fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs
and shut down nothing. I gotta go make coffee for
the boys so they can go on making that audio.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Magic known and John Boy, Benny.
Speaker 21 (37:47):
Big Show, carry on, strake peepa.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, December the fifteenth. Alrighty, well, let's let's turn earlier.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
This morning.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I gave all of the gang a Christmas assignment. Find
your best Christmas song, your favorite Christmas song, and bring
it in. That last one did not count against anybody's.
We're gonna start off with Tater Tatter has found her
favorite Christmas song and I don't recognize this one by
the title.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Where did this come from?
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Old Tate family tradition arrived in the mail really tightly secured.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Just last Friday, we decorated the tree playing in the background,
hot chocolate and everything. Oh memories, Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well, good, well, let's say show. That's what it's all
about here, Christmas memories from The Big Show Gang. So
here it is, Marsy. You see the Morans sitting around
the tree. Oh yeah, that's what you see?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Ye is here it is Marcy's favorite Christmas song. So
we kick off Christmas season hero the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Hey, it's dom.
Speaker 22 (39:36):
Entire Christmas donkey.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Marshy, would you like to sing along? It grows on you,
hold on, it grows. This's got a little friend of his.
Speaker 22 (39:51):
Name, Miss Dominico, cuteously little donkey. You'll never see him kick?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
What's that?
Speaker 22 (39:58):
It's his pisons with dom and they killed thee because
the rainy can I climb the hills of it?
Speaker 9 (40:04):
The lea?
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Hey, King it Jing? It's not my name of the
donkey King?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
It Jing shy a time with Christmas.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Donkey la.
Speaker 22 (40:17):
Everybody jingle bouts around the speak and presidents on the slept.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Hey, look at the maze.
Speaker 22 (40:30):
There'll be on top of the Dominic's head a pair
of shoes BLOUI.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
And the dress for Josephene.
Speaker 22 (40:37):
The label on the inside says the maid and Brooke Kale.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It's down name Yeah, the Italian Christmas dun.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
King La la la.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
La la la.
Speaker 22 (41:01):
Donkey you can sing and hands and Dominic starts to tense.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
They talk at tagged into the mandy.
Speaker 22 (41:08):
Even understand Buba buba just doing I'm down one something.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
The goal that comes to town and brings you too, chatty, Hey.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
King of the gingk you king of the jing.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Go on, dominate talk Dominic the Christmas donkey favorite Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's what it's like to spend Christmas with a bunch
of morons.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I mean, he rants.
Speaker 21 (41:55):
Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Good morning. There's a big showl radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Helly you lindsay premise here. When I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
The big show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Who will?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Leman Adams say, Hey, Monday, December the fifteenth, ten days
weaving Christmas time? How about that? How many days that
leave us? You just said it days said, well, you
said we didn't work Christmas.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Left for the show, our last show where I meant
for my life.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, no for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It's the twenty thirty is our last day, last day
as a group. Hey, miss y'all, I make it. They're racking,
all right, that's all right. I'm gonna wake up and
be happy here in a minute because we'll get the
winning beginning. All right, that's a plan. And by the way,
(01:48):
we're celebrating Tater. Okay, yeah, Tater today, Randy all right,
because Tater's Bench Show Hangover podcast is premiering January thirteenth.
The trailers up first episode January thirteenth. Plenty of time
to find and follow before then, As we say, keep
(02:10):
checking back to see how it's working, cause you know
it's Tater. Yeah, I'm I'm in charge. Follow at Tator
hangover All right, I did. We'll get the winning beginning
here in a second where wake Big Shows on a radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. First prize pack
(02:30):
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You find your local dealer, learn why customers start blue
and stay blue. He will go setting you up with
three days in history. We're working at Cinegories. December fifteenth.
There was nineteen fifty the tallest cut Christmas tree on
(02:50):
record was hoisted at the Northgate Shopping Center in Seattle.
The Douglas Fir topped out an amazing two hundred and
twenty one feet. I was worried about doodles falling off
the ladder at our Christmas tree.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Ran it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I like to see her scale that she says, you
don't have no problem upon ladder. It's carried on up there.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Nineteen seventy eight Vincent Pilkington of ky Van, Ireland. It
does what they do, killed and plucked one hundred turkeys
in seven hours thirty two minutes, fastest turkey plucking in history. Well,
well the plug and I said that, but killed and
plucked one hundred turkeys. I doubt they had to go
(03:36):
call up. If you call him up, they're probably just
already in the pin. Look you say, you know it's
a grand slam holder of all four species of the
North American turkey. I know what it takes.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
You just can't gather them all up like that.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Thanks to try. Finally, nineteen ninety three, two robbery suspects
done through a police station wall and held the taxi.
Say Apolo Brazil, Say o, Paulo. Have every pronounce that
cab driver moonlighting on his day off was one of
their jailers. I know you we'll see us over there.
(04:14):
You go, there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows
you told free line, Come on play out vers next.
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Good morning Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Monday Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I feature track from the Big Show. Big Box Officer
Donnie Presley sing silver Belles. He words down the things
when you hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com Uppist. Let's play uppist. It's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
John Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the big
Prize being.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Let's go ma contested number one.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing
upst Haven.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Hurry up and guess time you love the best time
you love a big shots.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Let's say had a Mitchell from Lumberton, North Carolina.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
We shots.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
More than Mitchell?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
No more?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hey, Mody right man said a thank lumber to North Carolina.
Home the beautiful majestic lumber River. I love brother. I
pull off of seventy four just to look at it
when I cross over. All right, Mitchell, let's get you
do the three categories. Get you out the LS tractor
package you ready, yes, sir, Let's tell you give me
(06:06):
three places you can get a Christmas tree? Ready? Go?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (06:11):
A form a Christmas tree light in the hardware store.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man, ma'am, where do you think you're gonna put a
tree that big?
Speaker 11 (06:20):
And over?
Speaker 12 (06:21):
And I'll show you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's Randy over there, Mitchell. All right now, I'm now
give us three things you pluck ready to go? Turkey
chicken and eyebrows nice for the wind. Three ways to
get a ride ready go.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
Uh cam Uber Uber all right.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Here you going makes them getting your prize pipe money. Congratulations,
John Boyman, I hate to bear y'all farewell, man.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
I'm really gonna miss I'll be listening to you for
thirty years.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Man, Well, we should appreciate that. That's why we're taking
this one to remind you all about Tater's big show
hangover podcasts, and that's that's the way. That's the way
to keep it up there. Figure that out. Get your
kid to show you how to do it. You would
do it.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I can figure it out. You can figure it out.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, buddy, John Boy and Jackie, Randy Taylor Peelers all
the rest of the game.
Speaker 10 (07:30):
I'm really gonna miss all. I'll try to tune in
that that podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
That a good deal.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Mass We appreciate you. Buddy listen over to yet give
it can give a shout out to my buddy yard Dog,
yard Dog.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, he listens every day.
Speaker 10 (07:44):
He's a die hard fan too.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Awesome man a yard dog. All right, yard Dog, Misson.
We appreciate y'all boys, Mitchell. If you hang on, Jackie's
gonna hook you up all.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Right, Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
I appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
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of the Hour and top of your news. Robert Earl
playing town Friday night.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
We got on.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Monday morning Swerving, so he said he'd be listening some name.
(09:14):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Where's
Robert Earl Keene played? Over the weekend. They've been listening
this morning. Those we play a swerving song every Monday morning.
By the way, he's on this Christmas tour. Check out
Robert Earl Keene dot com. Find out when it's gonna
be near you.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Man.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's a cool little Christmas show you got going on.
And he don't mind if Jackie sings along with him.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That lives in it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane is being lying in
the bencho.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right. That's that, Trevor,
So bad things ain't going mid way because there's always.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
You keep swerving in my life and it's causing lots
of banger. I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting
you the fling. Keep switching on my bride lives.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
To him to.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
When you're swerving all lives pie By, you're running someone off.
Speaker 14 (10:40):
The ride.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
The day Jove, why I thought I.
Speaker 13 (10:47):
Never never could love another?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 13 (10:58):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Up, the one's at the waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:12):
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bad.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 13 (11:27):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights, how by,
you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Driving a big show, Good morning, that's a big show
(12:17):
on the radio. When a not ready for drive time
players action, Hello friends, your.
Speaker 15 (12:24):
Old pal bird Here with another Kloeca clattering edition of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode hot Stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
As our story opens, Ricky b.
Speaker 15 (12:35):
Sharp and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
Take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to the
top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
Speaker 16 (12:46):
Oh no, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing
to your breakfast at all. But what went wrong last night?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I slept like a baby. No before that, sh well,
nothing come to mind, you know.
Speaker 16 (13:02):
After I'll come out of the bathroom in my loongerie.
Speaker 15 (13:07):
Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
is getting cold.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Why don't you just ask me? I was in the mood.
Why weren't you?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And there we have it.
Speaker 15 (13:21):
It's always about you, ain't it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well?
Speaker 16 (13:24):
I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Cherry picker.
Speaker 15 (13:30):
See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
constantly pulled in different directions. Do we have enough pepperoni?
Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
Speaker 9 (13:47):
What?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Time?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
It never end?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
So if I have one off night you will forgive me?
Speaker 16 (13:54):
Well, that's just it. It a'ate one off night seems like
all the.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Time by making a big dall ot of nothing.
Speaker 16 (14:02):
Ricky and my not as hot as I used to be?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Do you want me to be nice or honest? U?
Speaker 16 (14:13):
Honest?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Okay, you asked for it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Let's start with the hair, shall we.
Speaker 15 (14:19):
Those one silky blonde locks have become the straw sticking
out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt, that butt
that once sent my heart flutter and it made me
weaken the knees is now a constant reminder that I
need to replace the mud flaps on the runtmobile. Your
creamy alabaster complexion has become the popcorn ceiling in the
guest crapper?
Speaker 16 (14:40):
Is there anything about me that's just as hot as.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
It used to be? Will? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (14:47):
Your breasts they are just as hot today as they
were fifty years ago.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh really, yep? One's hanging in your coffee and the
others in your grits.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Hand.
Speaker 15 (15:03):
Oh we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 16 (15:08):
Well I'll show you. I'll do up these bottom two buttons.
Speaker 15 (15:17):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the doctor and
bug tussle Boom job and butt Tuck CLINICX.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Say hey, meg Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Good morning, A mag show is on your radio.
Speaker 17 (15:30):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The suns belly up. There's full diverywhere flying
through the air, round pikes and bulls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh with the spreads.
Speaker 17 (15:42):
You can't imagine ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole
pigs on a great big stick.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
That's what it's like at the jun Boy of Bully
Pig Show.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It's a buffet from start to finish.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 17 (15:52):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you fainted like cleaning bill. Oh my head,
you gonna eat that.
Speaker 14 (16:03):
Ome on man, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Frozie the Snowman. They get warmer.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Snow Man tall. We'll get back on that later.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Old man.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And then Tatter's Big shall hang out. That's what we're
doing there.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
We got our first Tater song coming up in minutes.
Tater Big Show, hangover, search it wherever you get your podcast.
You can follow at Tator Hangover Trayler's Up. First episode
hits January thirteen. I'm about oh, y'a always you appreciate
you saying, Hey, you gonna miss this when we're tieing
the radio, and we're gonna miss y'all too. But Taytor's
(17:22):
gonna keep it going a little bit and this will
be the perfect way to do it. I'll tell you
to go ahead and check out John will Billy Facebook page.
Stick been following me around. Yeah, I got some stuff.
Saw me and Maddie with our TSO deal. We got
some stuff coming up over the holidays. But I girl, Tater, Yeah,
so proud of you, baby you.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
We're just gonna, you know, reminisce, tell some stories, keep
it you know, keep it clean.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
So yeah, bring Andy out from behind the glass.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
I can.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
I have other people come and visit.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
So awesome too.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Yeah, it'll be familiar. I just wanted a familiar landing
place for everybody. And also I need to do something
with my time.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Well, there it is, search Tater Big Show, Hangover, Good Morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. Jackie's favorite TAT
song coming up in minutes. First, let me tell you
what you can win on John Board. Jeffdy, you are
to do it, baby, one hundred dollars worth of Bull's
Not cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep
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hang on play for it in minutes.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Right now, sing is one day date, Good.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Morning on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
John Boys day own No Ray.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Fed in the bathrooms and got.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Him make a boom boom.
Speaker 18 (18:55):
Jackie yack in on the phone, Handsome Serpent, Midget porn
time in the studio, Why b of Peter?
Speaker 9 (19:01):
She's so dumb, but I don't care.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
I love for laughing. I like her hair.
Speaker 18 (19:08):
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
You'll find them at the Fig Show. Right there on Larcy's.
Speaker 19 (19:15):
Chest, Marcy's chess.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Can't tell damn it?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Marcy learned to spell? Try to ride it on the wall,
boom Isy, race it off.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Look at her left.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I love at her right?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Spell how you walk?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Just as long as I've sweared it's tight.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
She's so dumb, but I don't care.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
I love her laughing.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
I like her hair.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
You'll find them at the big show. Right there on
Larcy's chest book.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Marcy's chas yow. I can't help but drew in.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm checking out a wreck. I almost faint when she
does jump. And Jack's one points north and one points west.
Speaker 18 (20:16):
I can't believe that rock can't take the stress.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
She so dumb, but.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
I don't care.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
I love her laugh and I like her hair.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
But there's two things that I like best.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
You'll find them.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Let the big show right there on Marcy's.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Chest, Marcy's chest, Marcy's chest, Marsi's chest.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
If you like fruit, you're gonna love this pair.
Speaker 19 (21:03):
When she undo that Toppa, just to give them some air,
that cleavage is white. The convicts, all right, turn down
the air conditioning, see them hide the head nice, Massy's chest.
Speaker 18 (21:25):
Marcie's chest, down on both knees, worshiping them. Double beef,
no droop, no sag, Welcome like a speed the girls player,
I hate turned Barnie Frank straight, Gimmy something smoking hot, Gimmy,
Gimmy tatter, cosmic.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
So dumb, but I don't care.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I love to laugh, and I like her hair.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
You'll find them that The figs show right there on
Marcy's chest, Marcie's chest, Barci's.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Chest, Yeah, chest, thank you?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
All right, we can let Jackie had the first request
this morning. Well, Randy, pick one here after you pick
your favorite Christmas song in less than an hour, get
to hear it. Yes, all right, Well let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here. We was sure
the turkeys have totally taken over Thanksgiving, but it wasn't
(22:34):
too long ago that well to do folks were serving
up these birds for their traditional Christmas dinner.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
What are flamingo?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Flamingo? The pink one said, no, what y'all got one?
Eight hundred bigs? You'd pick your teeth with that? Play
and go? Do we get a winner? John Boyd, Jebeney. Next,
(23:19):
good Monday Morning Big shows on the radio. We want
to thank Lou and Daniel at Loso Tavern, Lower South End, Charlotte,
North Carolina, feeding the crew. It's been a pleasure all
these years. Boys, you appreciate y'all, y'all check out Loso
Indian chart of North Carolina. May be coming, say the
Panthers Clinchley NFC South Division. Well get some good deed.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Well, come on, it's time yes live across America. It's
John Boy Javelin and now your host, his buddy Joe Butler,
got a new iPhone. First thing, he was asked Siri,
why am I still single?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
And Siri turned on his selfie camera. Well he's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You leave Jersey alone.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
They had a coal out of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Morning Coal,
Good morning to John Boy on the gord. Hey man,
couldn't be any better coal. And you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh, let's
see what you're gonna do with your opportunities, shall we?
So alright, all right, so uh cold. The turkeys have
(24:36):
totally taken over Thanksgiving. But it wasn't too long ago
that well to do folks were serving up these birds
for their traditional Christmas dinner.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
What you think, huh?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Well, you know, it don't quite look like a turkey,
but you know it's kind of close if you sweat
far enough away. I'm gonna go with a peacock, peacock.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
You're saying, well, let's say yes, it is all so
so your theory on winning this was the well to
do folks if they squint hard, if they just find
something that looks like a turkey and then eat it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
So yeah, you know, if it's close to it, they
might just you know, they might have to.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Just well, well, you know called the peacock is a well,
the turkeys have pretty tails toew, but peacocks they really
outdo the turkeys on the on the tail feathers, you know,
sah yeah. Plus they're a lipper of the bird face.
Plus they used to pokey from the mountains. He had
a bunch of peacocks. As far they're great watch dogs.
That's true. Yeah, man, the peacocks. They don't let you
(25:45):
know it's a stranger.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I was going to ask you if it tastes like chickens.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, you cook you right? O?
Speaker 10 (25:51):
Blind it might if you color blind, you might not
tell a difference.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
When you let go of the squinting deal, we're not
mind it. I gotta look like her. Well, hey you
got it anyway, buddy, You got one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls. Nod Yes, yes, Cole.
Speaker 10 (26:10):
Hey, I just want to let you know, man, I'm
a first time caller. Man, I'm twenty eight. I've been
listening to since.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I was a little boy. With my dad.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
I listened to John Boy Jeffardy every morning on my
way to school, and I still now. I take my
son to school and he listens to John Boy Jeopardy
with me. And Man, I'm gonna miss y'all so much,
and I really hope y'all deserve that well, deserve retirement. Man, y'all,
y'all deserves the world. Man, y'all are great, and I
(26:39):
really appreciate y'all.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Man, that's awesome, Cole, that's all. We sure appreciate that.
What's your boy's name?
Speaker 10 (26:46):
My boy's name is Greed.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Hey, hey, Reed, We love you, buddy. He gets cold.
Learn something your dad has got to going on. We
appreciate y'all. Hang on, Oh call from Spartanburg. I forgot
to move you. Here you go more read right, that's
(27:11):
a third generation. Listen to the Big Show on the way.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
There's your news time capsule onely on the side.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big show.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
The South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
John Boyd Bell of your.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Mad magiree, how's it going?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Take a wild Yes, I say you're mad.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You don'g got two and I'm mad. I'm madder And
Kevin harviick Heaven Thanksgiving the Kyle bushes out.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Oh that's mad.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
I'm boys, believe it or not. I had three or
four relatively good days in a row a couple of
weeks ago. It was right around the time Osa have
Ben Ldden finally took a bullet in the burkup. I
tell you one thing. Seal Team six knows how to
take care of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots,
loaded them on a helicopter, dropped his saw ice in
(28:41):
the middle of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess
that means he's steal surrounded by seals. Oh, Thomas. Whole
story kind of fell apart there the n didn't it.
They kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a
cave way up in the mountains. Turns out is living
around the corner from the circle k and down can
(29:01):
Pakistan spent five years hold up in a crappy split
level with three wives and twenty eight children. How preevile
does that now, I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet
for the seals hem ever got there. And that so
called holy Man was always mouth and all about how
America so corrupt and sinful. It's from a guy who
(29:25):
was sucking back two cases of Petsy the week, had
pot plants growing in his backyard, five run to the
bathroom seat, and two hundred porn movies on his computer.
So apparently he'd make his little YouTube videos about how
all of us infidels are sex crazy. And it took
back with a double feature a Dibbi does Damascus and
(29:49):
ghost back Mountains. So anyway, I was in a pretty
good mood for about three days and who came along
and messed it it up? Now hands the Nati boy baracular.
It was John Boy's people who as right juggles. I'm
(30:09):
talking about the American Indians and their little hissy fit
about the word Geronimo. Them's the lifties in the Native
American community got their panties in the ward because Seal
Team six picked Geronimo as their code name for Ben Lawden.
And before a goat boy even got to the bottom
(30:30):
of the ocean, He's goobs were on the news crying
about it. When we associate a historical hero like Geronimo
with someone like Osama bin Laden, it's stereotypes. All our
people is savage and uncivilized. The president should apologize on
National TV. Let me say this about that, my big
(30:52):
hook while you lifties that smoked a doobie on the
way to school and slipped through history. Geronimo was the
American Indian warrior that avoided being captured for thirty years
while he's fighting against the United States back in the
eighteen hundreds. So it ain't like they pulled his name
(31:13):
out of a hat. They picked Geronimo because, believe it
or not, somebody in the American government actually knows a
little bit about American history. Now, we could get a
few of them to crack open a textbook on basic
economics with life, still have time to keep the country
from going down here call it. Look, I'm not an idot.
(31:34):
I know the Indian's got a raw deal, but do
you really think now's the time for a history lesson.
America's trying to feel good about ourselves for a few minutes.
Here y'all come beating us over the head about stuff
that happened one hundred and fifty years ago. Who are
you my wife?
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
You wanty Achivists didn't have a problem with the eighty
second Airborn Yilla and Geronimo when they were jumping out
of planes to fire the Nazis in World War Two?
How about all them a patching helicopters and Tomahawk missiles
we used to keep the Islambo nuts from blowing you
up while you waiting in line at Starbucks. Can't you cry, babies?
(32:14):
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory. John boyd Worm,
get your cousins off the table. Don't worry. Oh there's
an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
(32:35):
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn in, Sit down,
Shut up, I mean quit wearing in my life, John
Boy and Billy, y'all have a nice day, John.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Boy and Billy.
Speaker 18 (32:49):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Clarity is the path to enter peace. Look, just give
me some interpeace, or I'm up to the floor with
you this morning.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Readia, oh dumb right.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Good morning. Big show is on your radio Monday morning,
December to fifteenth, Aurrah, see who's on a desk over
in Red Hot Talent.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
Hello, Red Hot Talent Incorporated. God rest emailed, gentlemen, Sorry,
I bit the inside of my mouth out God res
g Mary Gentlement. Let nothing you dismay. It's Jim Borne
Bobby our special off that day. They're smaller Folx and
(33:58):
Cox run joke and then they'll go away your party.
They'll be a big surprise, big sall prize Jim those
two rednecks.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
God, that's pretty fastive myself. Listen, I'm sorry about that
biting inside of your mouth.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Very hurt.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
You're so sweet. I'd like to bite the inside of
your mouth. Listen, seal is Maria in hold.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
On, I'll ask him. Okay, you may have to hold
on a second. He's doing his Santa.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Claus impression, making the list, checking it twice.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
No, he's laying a finger beside of his nose.
Speaker 12 (34:40):
It's inside of this yeah, okay, got jump out, all right?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Love you mean you're right?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
He got his book for anything this week?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
There?
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Look ye Nope, No, what's the problem.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Now, Jimbo. You should know by now this is a
slow time of view for you guys.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's Christmas water be books solid all the way through
New Year's.
Speaker 12 (35:03):
Look, Babe, I've told you this over and over again
this time of year when folks want to book a
jolly fat guy in.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
His little taper.
Speaker 12 (35:11):
You're just not the first talk.
Speaker 11 (35:13):
Yeah, I tell you.
Speaker 12 (35:15):
I still love that.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
You you must, you tell it every year.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a minute, We're entering
into another three weeks of you playing Christmas carols from
l on the trumpet, o behind beating an idea in.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The Yeah yeah, anything else happening i'd see here?
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Oh remember I tell you the Jimo and Bobby National
Fan Club was going to march in the Rose Bowl Parade.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, we're really excited about that.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
Bad news they had to drop out. Why well, one
guy died, the other one couldn't get off work. Hey,
I finally bought my new Lexus. You gotta see this thing. Sleek, styling,
butter soft leather interior and the coolest stereo you ever
saw in your life.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Oh yeah, well, what's so cool about It's got a.
Speaker 12 (35:54):
State of the art radio that has no buttons.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
No buttons, Well, how do you tune it?
Speaker 12 (36:00):
It's got a voice recognition computer chip built in. You
control it just by talking to it.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
It's great.
Speaker 12 (36:05):
You just tell it what kind of music you want
to hear and it finds it automatically.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I don't believe that, man.
Speaker 12 (36:11):
I didn't believe it either, but the salesman showed me
how it works. When we went for the test drive.
He said country and the radio turns on a Garth
Brook song started playing.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (36:20):
Then he said easy listening, and Neil Diamond song came
on the radio. Wow, he said rock and Pink Floyd
came on the radio. Man, And just then a guy
put it in front of us and almost ran us
off the road. I slam on the brakes and said,
you stupid, no driving idiot, and then the Jimbo and
Bobby stare. I love you, so listen, babe, I gotta run. Hey,
(36:43):
how'd you like to have a relaxing three or four
martini lunch at the most expensive place in town and
it won't cost you at dome?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
You kidnot love it?
Speaker 12 (36:51):
Me too? Hey? Saving sweet talks and petty cash out
of that network operations gap at the own machine called
my machine. Love you mother, It's I Jimbo. When I
think of you, I'm reminded of that classic lines from
the end of side two of the Beatles Abbey Road Out.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Oh I mean I know this one. The love you
take is equal to the love you make.
Speaker 12 (37:10):
No, no, no, boy, You're gonna carry that weight, carry
that way a long time, Billy Him and Jimbo.
Speaker 17 (37:21):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming up, John Boy,
Big big show.
Speaker 20 (37:25):
Picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time
to call. Well, listen to the radio. We're right in
the middle of a new dedron you boobe No no not,
you're racing fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs
and shut down nothing. I gotta go make coffee for
the boys so they can go on making that audio.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Magic known and John Boy, Benny.
Speaker 21 (37:47):
Big Show, carry on, strake peepa.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, December the fifteenth. Alrighty, well, let's let's turn earlier.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
This morning.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I gave all of the gang a Christmas assignment. Find
your best Christmas song, your favorite Christmas song, and bring
it in. That last one did not count against anybody's.
We're gonna start off with Tater Tatter has found her
favorite Christmas song and I don't recognize this one by
the title.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Where did this come from?
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Old Tate family tradition arrived in the mail really tightly secured.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Just last Friday, we decorated the tree playing in the background,
hot chocolate and everything. Oh memories, Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well, good, well, let's say show. That's what it's all
about here, Christmas memories from The Big Show Gang. So
here it is, Marsy. You see the Morans sitting around
the tree. Oh yeah, that's what you see?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Ye is here it is Marcy's favorite Christmas song. So
we kick off Christmas season hero the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Hey, it's dom.
Speaker 22 (39:36):
Entire Christmas donkey.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Marshy, would you like to sing along? It grows on you,
hold on, it grows. This's got a little friend of his.
Speaker 22 (39:51):
Name, Miss Dominico, cuteously little donkey. You'll never see him kick?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
What's that?
Speaker 22 (39:58):
It's his pisons with dom and they killed thee because
the rainy can I climb the hills of it?
Speaker 9 (40:04):
The lea?
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Hey, King it Jing? It's not my name of the
donkey King?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
It Jing shy a time with Christmas.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Donkey la.
Speaker 22 (40:17):
Everybody jingle bouts around the speak and presidents on the slept.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Hey, look at the maze.
Speaker 22 (40:30):
There'll be on top of the Dominic's head a pair
of shoes BLOUI.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
And the dress for Josephene.
Speaker 22 (40:37):
The label on the inside says the maid and Brooke Kale.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It's down name Yeah, the Italian Christmas dun.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
King La la la.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
La la la.
Speaker 22 (41:01):
Donkey you can sing and hands and Dominic starts to tense.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
They talk at tagged into the mandy.
Speaker 22 (41:08):
Even understand Buba buba just doing I'm down one something.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
The goal that comes to town and brings you too, chatty, Hey.
Speaker 4 (41:18):
King of the gingk you king of the jing.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Go on, dominate talk Dominic the Christmas donkey favorite Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's what it's like to spend Christmas with a bunch
of morons.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
I mean, he rants.
Speaker 21 (41:55):
Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
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