December 16, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new edition of “What to Watch”.. - We’ll continue trying to jam all of our Christmas parody songs in your ears.. - Cadbury begrudgingly appears in a Live Nativity Scene.. - We have more on the bizarre goings on in College Football with Mark Packer’s Southern Fried Football report.. - We have another one of Raiford’s classic reports from the tabloids.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Christmas edition of “Cooking with Raiford”…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, I got a Christmas song for all the
illegal immigrants listening to the big show this morning. Hopefully
your town chased down the bat On National Guard, so
of gang members and dopers and all hang around and
stamp people on the mass trasit meantime, let's enjoy this too.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
At last, my car, at least stop my car. The
police made me stop, walk a straight line and blowy
ba loading up. Police stop my car.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
At least stop my car.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
The police made me stop, walk the straight line and
blowe by loading up.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
They wanna wish me a soul over Christmas. That's why
they always for me over Christmas. They say they're just
making sure that there's no open battles in my car.
They wanna wish me a soul, but Christmas, that's why
they always for me over Christmas. They say they're just
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making sure that there's no water brus in my God
at least roady black, at least roady black, at least
roady black.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I guess they're done. Not says they smell my daddy Alice,
roddy black. At least roddy black, at least Roddy Black.
They've done not says they smell my brother.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
They want to wish me a soul.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But Christmaster, that's why they always pull me over.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Missus muster.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
They're gonna let me out on day this week Ristmas.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
From it bottom up there, heart, police love me up,
Police love me up. They police slug me up because
when nice people might do a point one.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Your morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Hang on for the an you wal playing just once
because I've heard it enough from y'all. Me the little
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Speaker 6 (03:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let's first gather round room rom y'all go prum prum?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
What is it? Pum? Okay, Well, you're supposed to be prumming.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Rom prom come.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
They told me, Rudy to to to to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You need to play your horn. Rudy to to to to.
Oh play your hard Rudy to to you'll go to
to never mind because it's not a drums trumpet to.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ye, he'll give a hood Rudy too to.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Rudy to too, Rudy to too.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
What I need?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's a flute, it goes.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Trumpet doesn't rhyme with with with two what about rumpet?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I need something to rhyme with trumpet rump it rump it.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
No, you don't want this crowd.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
I'm sorry, Rudy too, I'm getting We're ready now to
Rudy to to ro.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm gonna play for you.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
My trumpet, my trumpet, my trumpet.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Here I go.
Speaker 12 (05:23):
That's really the only note that I've been practicing all that's.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
The only note that I can play actually in key
with what.
Speaker 13 (05:39):
Boom.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I played my trumpet rumpet.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Rump and now tag.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
I will dump it my trump it.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Drop it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, Well I'm okay quick in it.
Speaker 14 (06:27):
The cattle are lowing and the baby.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
Just woke up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Once is enough for the Christmas season. All right, and
now Tay to get up on your stool. We playing
Beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show you toll
free line. We'll get a contestant. Play next. Good morning,
(07:07):
It's a big show on the radio for.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Your Tuesday Day.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Send it to sixteenth and our future track from the
Big Show bt Box Cooking with Rayford, the Christmas Special
Awesome classic keywords Cooking with Rayford.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Hit the bit box at the.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Big Show dot com here right down, let's play you
beat the blocks.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Look like we got Adam out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning Adam, Good.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Morning, John Boy. Hey body, welcome. Fight at them. You
know what we're gonna do. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You agree or disagree with her answer to right before
too wrong? You win big old prize pack.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 15 (07:49):
Know her barks right, gotcha, got you?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Got you?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Got you?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh inside joke about my old dog Pearl. Remember that
Pearl was outside of the old studios barking.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Or was she inside wanting to go out?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Wanting to go out?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Well I didn't know, but she was just inside bark.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So so I come out, there's a studio, say, Tater,
you gotta learn pearls barks.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So that's the kind of an inside thing in my head.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I was like, you let her out. I didn't bring.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I laid off of it. Alright, Well let's get do
it here? Ye all right?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well, Marcy, as of last count, which of these holiday
songs is officially the most recorded Christmas song of all time?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
You don't give me choices.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I do have choices for you, bless you. Most recorded
Christmas song of all time? Is it White Christmas, Silent
Night or jingle bells?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wow? Wow, wow, wow wow wow.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
I'm thinking I am thinking most.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that bar made I have no idea. That's exactly right.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Most recorded of all time is Silent Night, my friend.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Silent Night's what Tayter says, Adam, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I am going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He got it a silid night, But all three are
the top three. Silid Night, Number two is White Christmas.
Number three is jingle bell.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Tricky Truck.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Silent Night. Ah man, myrs he.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm sure you're familiar with the pop singer known as Pink.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Because I get asked you. I thought that was.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Her like a wardrobe deal where girls is wearing pink
on the little shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But no, you don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
That was all Victoria's secret.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah you're familiar with that pink.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, I look at it.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I wish I could wear those.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well you should know this one about the pop singer Pink.
What is Pink's favorite color?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Dude, dude, it's green?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wowl Telter, acting like she knows what she talked about. Adam,
She says green. It's Pink's favorite color. Do you agree
or disagree? I am gonna go out and say I disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Pink's favorite color is green. Why you think you know
more about paint and tater caw? She actually knows.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You take a good time because Jackie's gonna make you
happy before we hang up on you, all right, buddy,
we don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ah, hang on my man down Phoenix In.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
This is the award winning jug Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 16 (11:21):
She's got tattooo's on her backside and a car jacked
up out the front. My neighbor next door is an
on road horror and she's on phone a husband and
spends her days in the laundrom at Washington, drying two
top night, great old crazy about my old lady, But
(11:42):
I don't really think I'd swapping spinnight, sent a strip
joy in an exotic dance in a night a day,
pair of platform shoes and worn out spend the next pants.
Her kids still live with her mother and her stepbrother
who's on him Blowing drowsing Old Shark truth Pep too,
(12:03):
and sleeps with a dude named Blowing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And she's a.
Speaker 16 (12:07):
Trailer parker form and she's a the mole a home princess.
She's the queen of manufactured house. She's a trailer work woman.
She's a mole bahome princess and me the trailer parking.
(12:29):
She's got a bad reputation. She's the talk of the
neighbor him maybe her place Saint Graceland. But the furniture
syst as good often stir in her window when she's
getting dressed inside, but she don't mind. She looks up
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to me because I own the double why a concrete
blo foundation and it impresses her soul. She all, he's
gos a knocking no One, there's a tornadeo One's trailer
barn wall and she's all my home princess.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Everybody's guit manufactured.
Speaker 16 (13:13):
Hello, Jesus, trail born woman, She's a mome princess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Sam the.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Trailer Barnking, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Morning Radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I got a big show on the radio in about
twenty minutes, all things college football with a pac Man.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And there's some wilds.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Nothing happened Weekend's your Pick's gonna lead with that, and
then we'll look at the balls and the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And what we got coming up starting this weekend. And
right now, let's that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with another
Kloeca clattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode Hot Stuff. As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
E take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to
the top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub
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it down or.
Speaker 15 (14:48):
No, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing to
your breakfast at all. But what went wrong last night?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I slept like a baby. No before sh well, nothing
comes to mind, you know.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
After I'll come out of the bathroom in my longerie.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
is getting cold. Why don't you just ask me?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I was in the mood.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Why weren't you?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And there we have it.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
It's always about you, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well?
Speaker 15 (15:27):
I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Cherry picker.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
constantly pulled in different directions. Do we have enough pepperoni?
Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
Speaker 17 (15:49):
What time?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It never end? So if I have one off night
you will forgive me?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Well, that's just it.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
It ain't one off night.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Seems like all the time lately.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
By making a big d light of nothing, Ricky and.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
My not as hot as I used to be?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Oldest?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, you asked for it. Let's start with the hair,
shall we. Those one silky blonde locks have become the
straws sticking out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt,
that butt that once sent my heart flutter and it
made me weaken the knees is now a constant reminder
that I need to replace the mud flaps on the Runtmobile.
Your creamy alabaster complexion has become the popcorn ceiling in
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the guest crapper.
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Is there anything about me that's just as hot as
it used to be?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, your breasts they are just as hot today as
they were fifty years ago. Oh really, yep. One's hanging
in your coffee and the others in your grits.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
Hand.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 15 (17:11):
Well i'll show you. I'll do up these bottom two buttons.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the doctor ed
bug tussel boom jump and butt tuck clinic.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar good
more than everybody more big show to come? Hang where
you are?
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Yo?
Speaker 13 (17:33):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
This is Iike?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
And for all of five one one you need on
all things redneck.
Speaker 18 (17:42):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white Boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the candle.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Patrick never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's a big show on the radio, all right, coming
up in a few minutes, Tall things college sports with
a pac Man this bull season college football playoffs come
ince this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Pack, tell us all about it, what we need to
know looking forward to dead.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
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Speaker 1 (19:13):
Home with you.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And when they told me I'm sorry about free mail?
Cam a cow.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
At the Big Show dot Com. Good morning, Big Show's
on the radio. Coming up, we play wordy word for
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Speaker 1 (19:33):
Made in the USA. All right, I get too.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
In the second first list, see what's gonna happen this weekend?
College football ball season playoffs are here and our men covenant,
mister Mark Packer, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Pack, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 17 (19:48):
I hope you're doing well. You know, I tell you
this every week. I swear to God, you never know
what we're gonna talk about, right, I think you gotta
figure it out. You know. Over the weekend, we saw
the Army Navy game. I always says the one game
that cleansed the American soul when it comes to college football,
and God knows we need some of it. We saw
Fernando Mendoza at to Indiana when the Heisman Trophy. It's
(20:10):
now four consecutive years that a transfer has gone on
to win the Heisman Trophy. Course Indiana number one team
heading in the college Football Playoff. He's been a great story.
He was playing a cow in the Old ACC a
year ago. Transfers Indiana has a great year. But you
know what, something happened last week, John Boy, that was unbelievable.
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And I can now honestly say, despite their blue blood mentality,
the University of Michigan has got to be the dirtiest program,
John Boy, I have ever seen. I mean, goodness, Graces.
They had this guy, the head coach, Droon Moore. He
gets called third degree home invasion, stalking, breaking and entering,
and keeping by this guy's thirty nine years old, got
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a wife, got three kids, and he's out there messing
around with some staffer calls it whislon, and now he's
in jail, and the whole thing is a mess. And Michigan,
by the way, in the last two and a half years,
they've had six interim coaches that have to come in
to sit in who've either been suspended or again kicked
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to the curb because the head coaching situation is such
a mess. And Jim Harball, who's a great coach, won
the National Championship, but at what cost. He's now moved
on to the NFL. But that staff that he had,
they've had now eleven staff members either fired or detained
or kicked to the curb from that program. Eleven, John Burroll,
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is that crazy? How thirty can it get? That's just ridiculous.
So Michigan, great name, great brand, all that stuff. One
more games than anybody held, the victors one hundred and
ten thousand of the Big House. But what a mess
they've gotten, Ann Harbor. So that's going on. But again
the main storyline this week Cotege football playoffs get started
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Friday and Saturday. You got two kind of blowout games.
I told you last week, got Tulane's in there, James Madison.
They'll get a nice check and everybody be excited that
they're in the little underdog. They're gonna get their doors
blown off this week. That's the way it works. But
the two good games, and we got Bama Oklahoma. That's
a Norman. It is a repeat. We had the game
about a month ago and tuscaloosas Sooners won that game.
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We'll see what they do this time. And I think
the best game is gonna be Miami at Texas. A
and m should be outstanding. But you mentioned the bowls,
John boy, there is a ball game next week, and
I'm not making this up. The balls are in a
bit of it. They've got a bit of a problem
because everybody's put all the stock in this Codge football
playoff and now every you know, all the players are
(22:40):
opting out. Nobody's showing up for the ball games. But
there's a ball game next week, John Boy, the Bush.
I'm not making this up. Bush Boca Raton.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Bowl of Beans. Bowl of Beans.
Speaker 17 (22:56):
That's what that is the name of the game until
week from now. I'm not telling you ticket sales or
not lagging a little bit, but they just announced yesterday
that if you show up with a can of beans,
you get in for free.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
All right, I like the cheerleaders to you know, beans beans,
it means the gold.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Got it.
Speaker 17 (23:23):
So you got Louisville and Toledo next week. So if
you're in the neighborhood and he just happened and say,
I'm going through the stocking, you know what, honey, we
got four cans.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Of baked beans to the ball games.
Speaker 17 (23:33):
Sitting here waiting collecting dust for a decade.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
How about being the kids go in there, we go
to the ball game for free.
Speaker 17 (23:40):
I mean that is where we are right now on
the bull business. So college football playoffs, So get cranked
up this week. I'll give him something to talk about
next week and all that good stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But I want to get your take on this.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
A guy that played football for North Carolina State, and
when he left North Carolina to go out west, he
asked what will he miss about North Carolina besides barbecue
and the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I can't remember what else he said. I kind of
stopped reading there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
But his name is his name is Philip Rivers, And yeah,
that usually usually your grandfather takes you to the football game.
But this time you go to the football game to
watch him play. He's a grandfather. For what did you
think about that fact?
Speaker 17 (24:24):
That was unbelievable, right, I mean, you know, everybody talks
about Tom Brady. Of course, he's in great shape, looks
like a Hollywood star and all Philip Rivers. Man, he
looks like you know the rest of us. Right, He's
been jelly sandwiches, chasing kids around. He got junk all
over the front yard off and gets the phone call
and goes, oh yeah, I got down and let's still
play some football. You know what he actually did? Okay,
(24:45):
I mean really.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
They had a chance to win that game. And see
that was a great team.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's hope for your four years of college, Jellisibillity, Yeah right.
Speaker 17 (24:55):
I mean, you know, listen, he's a he had a
great career at NC State, a great career in Enna Fell.
But they're good for him, all right. I mean the
old band Rivers forty four years old, rocking and rolling
and you know, just a good old boy down there
now up bambit the farm, got all the kids, grandkids
and all that stuff. But uh, you know, when I
saw him walking through the tunnel, I looked at my wife.
I said, see there, honey, we all looked about to stay,
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all us former athlete.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So I kind of got them home.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
And she just rolled her eyes and was like, oh
my god, please give me a break. I'm just glad
they found a jersey to fit. But he played all right, man.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
He did.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
All right, that's awesome. I pack good stuff, Boddy, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
All right, we'll got jup, buddy boy, thank you so much.
That's the man, mog pack all.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Dad, Well, let's play our game a wordy word one
eight hundred, big show. You ain't never too old play
worthy word.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, come on, we'll get a couple of contestants playing next.
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Speaker 13 (26:38):
Right, I went to everybody's head about the bed word.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You were don't wordy you word.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We got Casey from Elizabethan, Tennessee. Good morning, Casey, Hey body,
you will me and you on a team. Casey, let's
see who you playing. We got Robbie out of Georgia.
Good morning, Robbie, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
John Boy, and by everybody's pig.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Sure of Anyboddy, Robbie, you got miss Taylor guiding you
through all these words and such this morning, right Tennessee
versus Georgia. Let us have a little letsay say show now, okay,
words dealing with the holidays. So I guess this is
Christmas only here this is holidays, has said, we.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Don't know, but we will all find out together, all.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Robbie, you and Taytor relax, me and Casey will go
for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
All right, you ready, Casey, Let's get it all right,
start the clock now. The silver stuff you hang on
Christmas trees? What do you call it? Looks looks like icicles?
And this is it's a name.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh kind of sounds like remember Blank and Gretel who
ate the gingerbread house. It kind of sounds like I
can't oh oh oh the blank man on the Wizard
of Oz. He had to oil him. That's the first
syllable of this word. Yes, tin Man, so put another sylla.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, we didn't do.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I believe me. I didn't have the joys.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's the way when Tater and Randy make these words out,
they always put the hardest one first, because they know
that I go first.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I'm sorry. It hurt'st my teammates more than it does me.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I got problems with you people.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Pretty sure we're going to have the airing of the
grievances and we're going to get to this crap.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
All right, let's see what Tater and Robbie can do.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Robbie begging up on our last one, had a lot
oft time to think about it.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Go.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, we would like throw it up there on the tree. Yes,
your mom might have made this chocolate blank. You had
to cook it real slow. And then yep, this is
his birthday. We're celebrating his birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Oh Jesus, yes, blank blank.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Roasting on an open floor.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh, this also goes on the tree.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Sometimes you make it out of popcorn and you string
it along and you wrap it around your tree.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh great, I didn't get that one, So I'm I'm
just looking ahead all right there, So thank you their chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, well, all right, Casey, let's see what we can do, buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, picking up home on that last one, Tatter said, well, well,
what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You throw it the tensil? Oh you wrap this all right? Okay,
starting the clock. Now, do you know what it is? Casey?
Will you wrap it around the tree?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Is? No?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
No, that was the last word we were trying to do,
and we really didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
So Robbie got that mantlepiece too, like just like a
string of like a cut evergreen.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What about hey, let's ride again.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
What about the cat, the most famous fat cat in
the comic strips?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Darlin darlw that's it, buddy, okay blank the snowman, the
famous snowman Talkey.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, all right, this ole eat it and lead it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well, we put a two on that board, the Robbie's lead.
But Robbie and Tater wins forty two.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
You'll have that.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Dog gone occasion.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We came up a little short there, buddy, but sure
appreciate you playing. Well.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You'll remember Tinsel and Garland. He got Garland.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Go, buddy, you have a great day, Casey man, Mary, Chris,
Robbie down in Eleville. Look at you winning one hundred
twenty dollars worth of bulls not headed down there for
you victory.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
All right, thank you, thank you, You got the buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, Randy just said I could have gone back to
the Wizard of Wise if you miss it.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
During a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I'm trying to get my boy Casey to say tensil
with glin with no no. First it was tensil with
a tin man. You know, I said the first syllable
ten with a dress and yeah, you could have went
back to the Wizard of was the star Judy Blank.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Her last name is Garland. Thanks a lot. Four minutes
after it happened, you're here still thinking quick learned to
keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, alright, Let's get to our classic request bit of
the morning. Joey Reynolds of the Fairmont, North Carolina. Could
y'all play Rafers Arthur Turnmore for me. It's a classic Joey.
We will coming up next. Good Morning Make Shows on
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the radio twice a bit this morning. Joey Reynolds out
of Fairmont, North Carolina, get your request, Buddy.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Ray for the shin with some gems from the weird
I got laughing at something in this story here that
I'd missed the guy's name. Oh boy, it floats sometime.
Speaker 17 (32:41):
You know.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
A week before last we told you about record holding
water treader Moon Huffstettler swimming fifty five miles on the
Catawba River to help commemorate my fifty five years in
broadcasting and practicing for his next big swim all the
way down the Mississippi River. Well, here's a man who
plans to swim the New York City sewer system. Dateline,
(33:04):
Weekly World News, New York City. A courageous garbage man
is demanding his right to swim the length of the
city's sewer system from one end to the other, just
to prove that the waste water festering onto the city
street is nowhere near as toxic as it's cracked up
to be. The man, Arthur Turdmore, told the Weekly World
(33:25):
News office, whining about pollution makes me sick. It's turd
Moore says. He says, I'm going to swim the sewer
to show the world and a man as healthy as
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he makes up his mind to be, it's Turdmoise. He
says he's learned that it may be easier to dog
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paddle through the sore than negotiate big Apple bureaucracy. They
got me loaded up with paperwork, running from one office
to another for permits, like I was some kind of
hamster in a maze. There would be Marathon's swimmer would
also like to obtain some financial sponsors. Says it's been
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difficult to attract attention from the press, who says that
mister turdboy, I'm being a Roberty Rafford and swimming against
the stream under John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
Ship in Betty's space. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
As a boy, Gary Ho Ho Hoy playing little Christmas tune?
Want that can geuitar here?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Go to Gary Hoy dot com. Get your name and
the hat you might want to Fender guitar. He gives
one away every Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Been doing that for years. Going to gold Garrett.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Fine the feature track with the Big Show bit Box,
gotta have this for you, John boy Milly Christmas album
Cooking with Rayford the Christmas special keywords Cooking with Rayford.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Give it at the bit Box.
Speaker 14 (35:52):
And now it's time once again for Cooking with Rayford
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Rayford, nooy contributing. How long I've been working here and
in all that time, and you never known me to contribute?
All right, I got your empty stocking right here?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 10 (36:10):
This is Rayford and time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Here's what you need. Be sure to get your ingredients here.
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of baking soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
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of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
the most important ingredient, all right Now, the first thing
you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
(36:53):
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Now, let's let's be sure to check out whiskey again.
Make sure it's sold the highest follow a good all right, First,
take a whiskey for one level. Cup of whiskey. Now drink.
(37:20):
I'm good let's repeat that one more time. All right, loning,
we in business now, nowt electric mixer, turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar
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and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey's all right. Yeah,
that'd be good, all right. Now, Now let's turn off
the mixer. All right, I'll break four legs and add
to the bowl. And then we want to chuck in
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a cup of dried fruit. Then you mix on the
turner again.
Speaker 17 (38:11):
And if the.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Fried drup gets struck in the beaters, you need to
fry loose with a juice griber and juice sure the
sample of whiskey and make sure it ain't going over.
Don't work all right? Now I want to sift two
cups or salt or something. Who cares. Just make sure
(38:35):
the whiskey is all right. And then we want to
sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 12 (38:41):
One sec.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
And strain your nuts. Then I add one table spoon
sugar or whatever you can find. Now you want to
a Greeesa oven and turn the cake three hundred and
fifty degrees, and don't forget to beat off the turner.
(39:09):
That's very important. All right, well, I'm sorry, we got
I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the most important part finished,
the whiskey, Turn off to light and go to bed.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
That's Graves.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Have your holiday, see me after the first.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Of the years.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
Cooking with Rayford was made possible in part by a
grant from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing
sour mash whiskey to Rayford's for over three to hurry.
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Speaker 17 (40:24):
Love you mean It
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, I got a Christmas song for all the
illegal immigrants listening to the big show this morning. Hopefully
your town chased down the bat On National Guard, so
of gang members and dopers and all hang around and
stamp people on the mass trasit meantime, let's enjoy this too.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
At last, my car, at least stop my car. The
police made me stop, walk a straight line and blowy
ba loading up. Police stop my car.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
At least stop my car.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
The police made me stop, walk the straight line and
blowe by loading up.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
They wanna wish me a soul over Christmas. That's why
they always for me over Christmas. They say they're just
making sure that there's no open battles in my car.
They wanna wish me a soul, but Christmas, that's why
they always for me over Christmas. They say they're just
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making sure that there's no water brus in my God
at least roady black, at least roady black, at least
roady black.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I guess they're done. Not says they smell my daddy Alice,
roddy black. At least roddy black, at least Roddy Black.
They've done not says they smell my brother.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
They want to wish me a soul.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But Christmaster, that's why they always pull me over.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Missus muster.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
They're gonna let me out on day this week Ristmas.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
From it bottom up there, heart, police love me up,
Police love me up. They police slug me up because
when nice people might do a point one.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Your morning, I got the Big Show on the radio.
Hang on for the an you wal playing just once
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Speaker 6 (03:19):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let's first gather round room rom y'all go prum prum?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
What is it? Pum? Okay, Well, you're supposed to be prumming.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Rom prom come.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
They told me, Rudy to to to to.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You need to play your horn. Rudy to to to to.
Oh play your hard Rudy to to you'll go to
to never mind because it's not a drums trumpet to.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ye, he'll give a hood Rudy too to.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Rudy to too, Rudy to too.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
What I need?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's a flute, it goes.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Trumpet doesn't rhyme with with with two what about rumpet?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I need something to rhyme with trumpet rump it rump it.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
No, you don't want this crowd.
Speaker 11 (04:42):
I'm sorry, Rudy too, I'm getting We're ready now to
Rudy to to ro.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm gonna play for you.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
My trumpet, my trumpet, my trumpet.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Here I go.
Speaker 12 (05:23):
That's really the only note that I've been practicing all that's.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
The only note that I can play actually in key
with what.
Speaker 13 (05:39):
Boom.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I played my trumpet rumpet.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Rump and now tag.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
I will dump it my trump it.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Drop it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, Well I'm okay quick in it.
Speaker 14 (06:27):
The cattle are lowing and the baby.
Speaker 13 (06:29):
Just woke up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Once is enough for the Christmas season. All right, and
now Tay to get up on your stool. We playing
Beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show you toll
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Speaker 1 (07:08):
Your Tuesday Day.
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Speaker 2 (07:21):
Big Show dot com here right down, let's play you
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Speaker 1 (07:26):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Look like we got Adam out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning Adam, Good.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Morning, John Boy. Hey body, welcome. Fight at them. You
know what we're gonna do. We're gonna ask Tatter some questions.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You agree or disagree with her answer to right before
too wrong? You win big old prize pack.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 15 (07:49):
Know her barks right, gotcha, got you?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Got you?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Got you?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh inside joke about my old dog Pearl. Remember that
Pearl was outside of the old studios barking.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Or was she inside wanting to go out?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Wanting to go out?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Well I didn't know, but she was just inside bark.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So so I come out, there's a studio, say, Tater,
you gotta learn pearls barks.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So that's the kind of an inside thing in my head.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I was like, you let her out. I didn't bring.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I laid off of it. Alright, Well let's get do
it here? Ye all right?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well, Marcy, as of last count, which of these holiday
songs is officially the most recorded Christmas song of all time?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
You don't give me choices.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I do have choices for you, bless you. Most recorded
Christmas song of all time? Is it White Christmas, Silent
Night or jingle bells?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Wow? Wow, wow, wow wow wow.
Speaker 15 (08:56):
I'm thinking I am thinking most.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that bar made I have no idea. That's exactly right.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Most recorded of all time is Silent Night, my friend.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Silent Night's what Tayter says, Adam, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (09:14):
I am going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He got it a silid night, But all three are
the top three. Silid Night, Number two is White Christmas.
Number three is jingle bell.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Tricky Truck.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Silent Night. Ah man, myrs he.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm sure you're familiar with the pop singer known as Pink.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Because I get asked you. I thought that was.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Her like a wardrobe deal where girls is wearing pink
on the little shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But no, you don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
That was all Victoria's secret.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah you're familiar with that pink.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, I look at it.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I wish I could wear those.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well you should know this one about the pop singer Pink.
What is Pink's favorite color?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Dude, dude, it's green?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wowl Telter, acting like she knows what she talked about. Adam,
She says green. It's Pink's favorite color. Do you agree
or disagree? I am gonna go out and say I disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Pink's favorite color is green. Why you think you know
more about paint and tater caw? She actually knows.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You take a good time because Jackie's gonna make you
happy before we hang up on you, all right, buddy,
we don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Ah, hang on my man down Phoenix In.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
This is the award winning jug Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 16 (11:21):
She's got tattooo's on her backside and a car jacked
up out the front. My neighbor next door is an
on road horror and she's on phone a husband and
spends her days in the laundrom at Washington, drying two
top night, great old crazy about my old lady, But
(11:42):
I don't really think I'd swapping spinnight, sent a strip
joy in an exotic dance in a night a day,
pair of platform shoes and worn out spend the next pants.
Her kids still live with her mother and her stepbrother
who's on him Blowing drowsing Old Shark truth Pep too,
(12:03):
and sleeps with a dude named Blowing.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And she's a.
Speaker 16 (12:07):
Trailer parker form and she's a the mole a home princess.
She's the queen of manufactured house. She's a trailer work woman.
She's a mole bahome princess and me the trailer parking.
(12:29):
She's got a bad reputation. She's the talk of the
neighbor him maybe her place Saint Graceland. But the furniture
syst as good often stir in her window when she's
getting dressed inside, but she don't mind. She looks up
(12:50):
to me because I own the double why a concrete
blo foundation and it impresses her soul. She all, he's
gos a knocking no One, there's a tornadeo One's trailer
barn wall and she's all my home princess.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Everybody's guit manufactured.
Speaker 16 (13:13):
Hello, Jesus, trail born woman, She's a mome princess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Sam the.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
Trailer Barnking, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Morning Radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I got a big show on the radio in about
twenty minutes, all things college football with a pac Man.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And there's some wilds.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Nothing happened Weekend's your Pick's gonna lead with that, and
then we'll look at the balls and the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And what we got coming up starting this weekend. And
right now, let's that.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with another
Kloeca clattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode Hot Stuff. As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
E take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to
the top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub
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it down or.
Speaker 15 (14:48):
No, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing to
your breakfast at all. But what went wrong last night?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I slept like a baby. No before sh well, nothing
comes to mind, you know.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
After I'll come out of the bathroom in my longerie.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
is getting cold. Why don't you just ask me?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I was in the mood.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Why weren't you?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And there we have it.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
It's always about you, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well?
Speaker 15 (15:27):
I was just gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Cherry picker.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
constantly pulled in different directions. Do we have enough pepperoni?
Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
Speaker 17 (15:49):
What time?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It never end? So if I have one off night
you will forgive me?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Well, that's just it.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
It ain't one off night.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Seems like all the time lately.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
By making a big d light of nothing, Ricky and.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
My not as hot as I used to be?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Oldest?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, you asked for it. Let's start with the hair,
shall we. Those one silky blonde locks have become the
straws sticking out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt,
that butt that once sent my heart flutter and it
made me weaken the knees is now a constant reminder
that I need to replace the mud flaps on the Runtmobile.
Your creamy alabaster complexion has become the popcorn ceiling in
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the guest crapper.
Speaker 15 (16:43):
Is there anything about me that's just as hot as
it used to be?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, your breasts they are just as hot today as
they were fifty years ago. Oh really, yep. One's hanging
in your coffee and the others in your grits.
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Shut up.
Speaker 10 (17:05):
Hand.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 15 (17:11):
Well i'll show you. I'll do up these bottom two buttons.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the doctor ed
bug tussel boom jump and butt tuck clinic.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar good
more than everybody more big show to come? Hang where
you are?
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Yo?
Speaker 13 (17:33):
What's up?
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This is Iike?
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And for all of five one one you need on
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Speaker 18 (17:42):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white Boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the candle.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Patrick never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's a big show on the radio, all right, coming
up in a few minutes, Tall things college sports with
a pac Man this bull season college football playoffs come
ince this weekend.
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Pack, tell us all about it, what we need to
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Pack, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 17 (19:48):
I hope you're doing well. You know, I tell you
this every week. I swear to God, you never know
what we're gonna talk about, right, I think you gotta
figure it out. You know. Over the weekend, we saw
the Army Navy game. I always says the one game
that cleansed the American soul when it comes to college football,
and God knows we need some of it. We saw
Fernando Mendoza at to Indiana when the Heisman Trophy. It's
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now four consecutive years that a transfer has gone on
to win the Heisman Trophy. Course Indiana number one team
heading in the college Football Playoff. He's been a great story.
He was playing a cow in the Old ACC a
year ago. Transfers Indiana has a great year. But you
know what, something happened last week, John Boy, that was unbelievable.
(20:30):
And I can now honestly say, despite their blue blood mentality,
the University of Michigan has got to be the dirtiest program,
John Boy, I have ever seen. I mean, goodness, Graces.
They had this guy, the head coach, Droon Moore. He
gets called third degree home invasion, stalking, breaking and entering,
and keeping by this guy's thirty nine years old, got
(20:53):
a wife, got three kids, and he's out there messing
around with some staffer calls it whislon, and now he's
in jail, and the whole thing is a mess. And Michigan,
by the way, in the last two and a half years,
they've had six interim coaches that have to come in
to sit in who've either been suspended or again kicked
(21:13):
to the curb because the head coaching situation is such
a mess. And Jim Harball, who's a great coach, won
the National Championship, but at what cost. He's now moved
on to the NFL. But that staff that he had,
they've had now eleven staff members either fired or detained
or kicked to the curb from that program. Eleven, John Burroll,
(21:35):
is that crazy? How thirty can it get? That's just ridiculous.
So Michigan, great name, great brand, all that stuff. One
more games than anybody held, the victors one hundred and
ten thousand of the Big House. But what a mess
they've gotten, Ann Harbor. So that's going on. But again
the main storyline this week Cotege football playoffs get started
(21:56):
Friday and Saturday. You got two kind of blowout games.
I told you last week, got Tulane's in there, James Madison.
They'll get a nice check and everybody be excited that
they're in the little underdog. They're gonna get their doors
blown off this week. That's the way it works. But
the two good games, and we got Bama Oklahoma. That's
a Norman. It is a repeat. We had the game
about a month ago and tuscaloosas Sooners won that game.
(22:18):
We'll see what they do this time. And I think
the best game is gonna be Miami at Texas. A
and m should be outstanding. But you mentioned the bowls,
John boy, there is a ball game next week, and
I'm not making this up. The balls are in a
bit of it. They've got a bit of a problem
because everybody's put all the stock in this Codge football
playoff and now every you know, all the players are
(22:40):
opting out. Nobody's showing up for the ball games. But
there's a ball game next week, John Boy, the Bush.
I'm not making this up. Bush Boca Raton.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Bowl of Beans. Bowl of Beans.
Speaker 17 (22:56):
That's what that is the name of the game until
week from now. I'm not telling you ticket sales or
not lagging a little bit, but they just announced yesterday
that if you show up with a can of beans,
you get in for free.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
All right, I like the cheerleaders to you know, beans beans,
it means the gold.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Got it.
Speaker 17 (23:23):
So you got Louisville and Toledo next week. So if
you're in the neighborhood and he just happened and say,
I'm going through the stocking, you know what, honey, we
got four cans.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Of baked beans to the ball games.
Speaker 17 (23:33):
Sitting here waiting collecting dust for a decade.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
How about being the kids go in there, we go
to the ball game for free.
Speaker 17 (23:40):
I mean that is where we are right now on
the bull business. So college football playoffs, So get cranked
up this week. I'll give him something to talk about
next week and all that good stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But I want to get your take on this.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
A guy that played football for North Carolina State, and
when he left North Carolina to go out west, he
asked what will he miss about North Carolina besides barbecue
and the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I can't remember what else he said. I kind of
stopped reading there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
But his name is his name is Philip Rivers, And yeah,
that usually usually your grandfather takes you to the football game.
But this time you go to the football game to
watch him play. He's a grandfather. For what did you
think about that fact?
Speaker 17 (24:24):
That was unbelievable, right, I mean, you know, everybody talks
about Tom Brady. Of course, he's in great shape, looks
like a Hollywood star and all Philip Rivers. Man, he
looks like you know the rest of us. Right, He's
been jelly sandwiches, chasing kids around. He got junk all
over the front yard off and gets the phone call
and goes, oh yeah, I got down and let's still
play some football. You know what he actually did? Okay,
(24:45):
I mean really.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
They had a chance to win that game. And see
that was a great team.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's hope for your four years of college, Jellisibillity, Yeah right.
Speaker 17 (24:55):
I mean, you know, listen, he's a he had a
great career at NC State, a great career in Enna Fell.
But they're good for him, all right. I mean the
old band Rivers forty four years old, rocking and rolling
and you know, just a good old boy down there
now up bambit the farm, got all the kids, grandkids
and all that stuff. But uh, you know, when I
saw him walking through the tunnel, I looked at my wife.
I said, see there, honey, we all looked about to stay,
(25:18):
all us former athlete.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So I kind of got them home.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
And she just rolled her eyes and was like, oh
my god, please give me a break. I'm just glad
they found a jersey to fit. But he played all right, man.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
He did.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
All right, that's awesome. I pack good stuff, Boddy, good stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
All right, we'll got jup, buddy boy, thank you so much.
That's the man, mog pack all.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Dad, Well, let's play our game a wordy word one
eight hundred, big show. You ain't never too old play
worthy word.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, come on, we'll get a couple of contestants playing next.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
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Speaker 13 (26:38):
Right, I went to everybody's head about the bed word.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You were don't wordy you word.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
We got Casey from Elizabethan, Tennessee. Good morning, Casey, Hey body,
you will me and you on a team. Casey, let's
see who you playing. We got Robbie out of Georgia.
Good morning, Robbie, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
John Boy, and by everybody's pig.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Sure of Anyboddy, Robbie, you got miss Taylor guiding you
through all these words and such this morning, right Tennessee
versus Georgia. Let us have a little letsay say show now, okay,
words dealing with the holidays. So I guess this is
Christmas only here this is holidays, has said, we.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Don't know, but we will all find out together, all.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Robbie, you and Taytor relax, me and Casey will go
for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
All right, you ready, Casey, Let's get it all right,
start the clock now. The silver stuff you hang on
Christmas trees? What do you call it? Looks looks like icicles?
And this is it's a name.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh kind of sounds like remember Blank and Gretel who
ate the gingerbread house. It kind of sounds like I
can't oh oh oh the blank man on the Wizard
of Oz. He had to oil him. That's the first
syllable of this word. Yes, tin Man, so put another sylla.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, we didn't do.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I believe me. I didn't have the joys.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's the way when Tater and Randy make these words out,
they always put the hardest one first, because they know
that I go first.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I'm sorry. It hurt'st my teammates more than it does me.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I got problems with you people.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Pretty sure we're going to have the airing of the
grievances and we're going to get to this crap.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
All right, let's see what Tater and Robbie can do.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Robbie begging up on our last one, had a lot
oft time to think about it.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Go.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, we would like throw it up there on the tree. Yes,
your mom might have made this chocolate blank. You had
to cook it real slow. And then yep, this is
his birthday. We're celebrating his birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Oh Jesus, yes, blank blank.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Roasting on an open floor.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh, this also goes on the tree.
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Sometimes you make it out of popcorn and you string
it along and you wrap it around your tree.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Oh great, I didn't get that one, So I'm I'm
just looking ahead all right there, So thank you their chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, well, all right, Casey, let's see what we can do, buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, picking up home on that last one, Tatter said, well, well,
what'd you say?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
You throw it the tensil? Oh you wrap this all right? Okay,
starting the clock. Now, do you know what it is? Casey?
Will you wrap it around the tree?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Is? No?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
No, that was the last word we were trying to do,
and we really didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
So Robbie got that mantlepiece too, like just like a
string of like a cut evergreen.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
What about hey, let's ride again.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
What about the cat, the most famous fat cat in
the comic strips?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Darlin darlw that's it, buddy, okay blank the snowman, the
famous snowman Talkey.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, all right, this ole eat it and lead it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well, we put a two on that board, the Robbie's lead.
But Robbie and Tater wins forty two.
Speaker 13 (30:28):
You'll have that.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Dog gone occasion.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We came up a little short there, buddy, but sure
appreciate you playing. Well.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
You'll remember Tinsel and Garland. He got Garland.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Go, buddy, you have a great day, Casey man, Mary, Chris,
Robbie down in Eleville. Look at you winning one hundred
twenty dollars worth of bulls not headed down there for
you victory.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
All right, thank you, thank you, You got the buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, Randy just said I could have gone back to
the Wizard of Wise if you miss it.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
During a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I'm trying to get my boy Casey to say tensil
with glin with no no. First it was tensil with
a tin man. You know, I said the first syllable
ten with a dress and yeah, you could have went
back to the Wizard of was the star Judy Blank.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Her last name is Garland. Thanks a lot. Four minutes
after it happened, you're here still thinking quick learned to
keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, alright, Let's get to our classic request bit of
the morning. Joey Reynolds of the Fairmont, North Carolina. Could
y'all play Rafers Arthur Turnmore for me. It's a classic Joey.
We will coming up next. Good Morning Make Shows on
(32:08):
the radio twice a bit this morning. Joey Reynolds out
of Fairmont, North Carolina, get your request, Buddy.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Ray for the shin with some gems from the weird
I got laughing at something in this story here that
I'd missed the guy's name. Oh boy, it floats sometime.
Speaker 17 (32:41):
You know.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
A week before last we told you about record holding
water treader Moon Huffstettler swimming fifty five miles on the
Catawba River to help commemorate my fifty five years in
broadcasting and practicing for his next big swim all the
way down the Mississippi River. Well, here's a man who
plans to swim the New York City sewer system. Dateline,
(33:04):
Weekly World News, New York City. A courageous garbage man
is demanding his right to swim the length of the
city's sewer system from one end to the other, just
to prove that the waste water festering onto the city
street is nowhere near as toxic as it's cracked up
to be. The man, Arthur Turdmore, told the Weekly World
(33:25):
News office, whining about pollution makes me sick. It's turd
Moore says. He says, I'm going to swim the sewer
to show the world and a man as healthy as
(33:48):
he makes up his mind to be, it's Turdmoise. He
says he's learned that it may be easier to dog
(34:08):
paddle through the sore than negotiate big Apple bureaucracy. They
got me loaded up with paperwork, running from one office
to another for permits, like I was some kind of
hamster in a maze. There would be Marathon's swimmer would
also like to obtain some financial sponsors. Says it's been
(34:36):
difficult to attract attention from the press, who says that
mister turdboy, I'm being a Roberty Rafford and swimming against
the stream under John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
Ship in Betty's space. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
As a boy, Gary Ho Ho Hoy playing little Christmas tune?
Want that can geuitar here?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Go to Gary Hoy dot com. Get your name and
the hat you might want to Fender guitar. He gives
one away every Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Been doing that for years. Going to gold Garrett.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Fine the feature track with the Big Show bit Box,
gotta have this for you, John boy Milly Christmas album
Cooking with Rayford the Christmas special keywords Cooking with Rayford.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Give it at the bit Box.
Speaker 14 (35:52):
And now it's time once again for Cooking with Rayford
with your host Robert D.
Speaker 10 (35:58):
Rayford, nooy contributing. How long I've been working here and
in all that time, and you never known me to contribute?
All right, I got your empty stocking right here?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 10 (36:10):
This is Rayford and time for my holiday fruitcake recipe.
Here's what you need. Be sure to get your ingredients here.
We need a cup of water, a cup of sugar,
four eggs, two cups of dried chopped fruit, a teaspoon
of baking soda, two and a half cups of flour,
a cup of brown sugar, one and a half teaspoons
(36:32):
of vanilla, a cup of chopped nuts, some lemon juice,
and of course a bottle of your favorite whiskey. That's
the most important ingredient, all right Now, the first thing
you need to do is sample the whiskey to make
sure that it is fresh and of all the finest quality. Yeah,
(36:53):
I think I'll do fine. All right, I'll say we
need a large bowl. Get your bowl right.
Speaker 11 (37:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Now, let's let's be sure to check out whiskey again.
Make sure it's sold the highest follow a good all right, First,
take a whiskey for one level. Cup of whiskey. Now drink.
(37:20):
I'm good let's repeat that one more time. All right, loning,
we in business now, nowt electric mixer, turn it on,
and then we want to beat one cup of butter
in the fluffy little bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar
(37:44):
and beat again. Let's make sure the whiskey's all right. Yeah,
that'd be good, all right. Now, Now let's turn off
the mixer. All right, I'll break four legs and add
to the bowl. And then we want to chuck in
(38:06):
a cup of dried fruit. Then you mix on the
turner again.
Speaker 17 (38:11):
And if the.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Fried drup gets struck in the beaters, you need to
fry loose with a juice griber and juice sure the
sample of whiskey and make sure it ain't going over.
Don't work all right? Now I want to sift two
cups or salt or something. Who cares. Just make sure
(38:35):
the whiskey is all right. And then we want to
sift the lemon juice.
Speaker 12 (38:41):
One sec.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
And strain your nuts. Then I add one table spoon
sugar or whatever you can find. Now you want to
a Greeesa oven and turn the cake three hundred and
fifty degrees, and don't forget to beat off the turner.
(39:09):
That's very important. All right, well, I'm sorry, we got
I'll clean this up tomorrow. Now the most important part finished,
the whiskey, Turn off to light and go to bed.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
That's Graves.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
Have your holiday, see me after the first.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Of the years.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
Cooking with Rayford was made possible in part by a
grant from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing
sour mash whiskey to Rayford's for over three to hurry.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
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