Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results

Sexier Than A Squirrel: Dog Training That Gets Real Life Results

In Sexier Than a Squirrel, the Official AbsoluteDogs Podcast, join us here at Absolute Dogs as we talk training your dog, transforming your dog training struggles and getting real-life results through GAMES!

Episodes

May 13, 2025 28 mins

Send us a text

Have you ever felt the humiliation of being dragged down the street by your large dog? Or wondered if you'd made a terrible mistake adopting a powerful breed that outweighs you? You're not alone.

This eye-opening conversation with Alice reveals her journey with 40kg Mastiff mix Bonnie – from painful incidents where she was pulled over to confidently walking together as a team. What's remarkable...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Tired of your dog jumping all over you and your guests? You're not alone. In this dynamic episode, dog training experts Lauren Langman and Dave tackle one of the most common yet frustrating canine behaviors - jumping up.

We explore why jumping becomes problematic and why it's worth addressing beyond just keeping your clothes clean. Lauren shares a poignant personal story about her father's batt...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

The parasite prevention revolution is here, and it's changing how we think about protecting our dogs from fleas, ticks, worms, and other unwanted visitors. Did you know that approximately 15% of dogs carry Giardia? With roughly 25 million dogs and cats in the UK, that's a staggering 3.75 million potential carriers spreading these parasites throughout our environment.

For decades, we've trusted ...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

What makes the difference between a failed rescue adoption and a success story? Alice joins us to share her journey with Bonnie, a 40-kilo German Shepherd-Cane Corso-Mastiff mix with a troubled past involving another dog's death. This powerful conversation reveals how games-based training transformed their relationship and could save countless rescue dogs from becoming part of the heartbreaking 50% failure statis...

Mark as Played
April 15, 2025 36 mins

Send us a text

When the unthinkable happens and your dog is attacked, how do you respond? This question drove Amanda to develop practical defense strategies after her young spaniel Harley was cornered and attacked by two off-leash dogs on what should have been a routine walk. The trauma affected both of them deeply, but their journey of recovery offers powerful lessons for all dog owners.

Amanda and Lauren dive into a surpr...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Dog owners, we've all been there – the dreaded "poonami" that strikes without warning, often in the middle of the night. That's exactly what prompted this candid conversation about canine digestive health after Lauren's co-host Linda spent a night up every 90 minutes with her tiny puppy Bobble.

This practical guide walks you through what to do when digestive disaster strikes. We share...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Ever been told your dog is a lost cause? Meet Alice and Bonnie—a story that proves second chances can lead to extraordinary transformations.

When Alice adopted Bonnie, a powerful brindle mastiff mix with a history of aggression that had resulted in another dog's death, she had no idea what she was getting into. That first walk when Bonnie dragged Alice across a field in a reactive frenzy made one thing c...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Pulling on lead – it's the frustration that can transform a peaceful dog walk into an arm-wrenching ordeal. Whether you're dealing with a 7-kilo terrier or a 40-kilo German Shepherd, pulling creates a disconnection that leaves both ends of the leash frustrated and stressed.

In this revealing conversation, Lauren Langman and Dave tackle one of the most common dog walking complaints head-on. Drawing f...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Resource guarding can transform even the sweetest dog into a possessive, growling guardian overnight. This revealing conversation with Karen, owner of Rupert—a lovable yet challenging cockapoo—takes you behind the scenes of living with a resource guarding dog who has actually bitten.

Karen doesn't sugarcoat the reality: some days it's scary, frustrating, and filled with self-doubt. Yet she shares th...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

This episode dives into why dogs steal and offers practical solutions for dog owners struggling with this common behaviour. With insights on environmental management, training strategies, and understanding canine instincts, listeners can gain valuable knowledge to curb stealing.

• Exploration of the instinctual reasons behind stealing
• The importance of calm reactions instead of confrontation
• Tips ...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Are you ready to experience the rush of participating in one of the world’s most prestigious dog agility competitions? Join us as we delve into the journey of Teri and her beloved dog, Jasper, who is stepping into the limelight at Crufts for the very first time. This episode captures the excitement, nerves, and valuable insights that come with preparing for such a significant event in the dog agility scene.

T...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Ever felt the pangs of guilt from a noise complaint because your dog couldn't bear to be alone? Join us as Alice shares her deeply personal journey with her rescue dog, Bonnie, a German Shepherd and Cane Corso mix. After an unexpected noise complaint, Alice navigated the tricky world of separation anxiety, balancing the need to mend neighbourhood relations with the well-being of her gentle giant. Her story of fle...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

This episode emphasizes the joy of participation, the thrill of goal setting, and the empowerment found in staying true to one's passion.

Ever wondered why some of us feel the thrill of competition more fiercely than others? Join us as we unravel the psychology behind competitive motivation in dog training. Discover how personality traits like agreeableness and neuroticism influence our competitive insti...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

This episode explores the transformative power of online dog training, highlighting how Pro Dog Trainer Club and live Power Hours create accessible, engaging, and fun environments for both dogs and their owners. Owners learn to harness play-based techniques, overcome the stress of traditional training sessions, and connect with a supportive community of fellow dog lovers. 

• PDT Club is a source of endless tr...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Episode Title: Unleashing Success: How to Become Your Dog’s Top Priority

Host: Lauren Langman
Guest: Sam Askew
Duration: 31 minutes, 46 seconds

Description:
In this episode of Absolute Dogs, Lauren Langman and guest, AbsoluteDogs Instructor and Pro Dog Trainer, Sam, shares expert insights into how you can become your dog’s top priority using game-based training. Whether you’re dealing with a reacti...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Welcome to this episode of the Sexier than a Squirrel podcast, the podcast that brings you real-life dog training results, and sometimes human training ones too!

In this episode, Lauren is joined by Pro Dog Trainer, Competitive Obedience Champion, and experienced Naughty But Nice dog owner, Linda, to explore the world of reactivity and what it means to own, train and live with a reactive dog, sharing personal...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Welcome to this episode of the Sexier than a Squirrel podcast, the podcast that brings you real-life dog training results, and sometimes human training ones too!

In this exciting episode, Lauren is joined by super fellow dog trainer, competitor, and Agility Champion, Selena Bray, to explore what makes a successful trainer and what it takes to be a successful competitor too! Together, they share decades of exp...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Welcome to this episode of the Sexier than a Squirrel podcast, the podcast that brings you real-life dog training results, and sometimes human training ones too!

In this episode, Lauren is joined by wonderful Gamechanger, Pro Dog Trainer, and new puppy parent, Natalie, to dive into the joys, challenges, and surprises of life with a new puppy AND introducing them into a multi-dog household.


Join us fo...

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Welcome to this episode of the Sexier than a Squirrel podcast, the podcast that brings you real-life dog training results, and sometimes human training ones too!

In this episode, Lauren is joined by Pro Dog Trainer, Naughty But Nice training expert, rescue dog advocate – and mum of three – Jamie, to chat about the rewarding yet sometimes challenging dynamics of creating a harmonious life with kids and dogs.

Mark as Played

Send us a text

Welcome to this episode of the Sexier than a Squirrel podcast, the podcast that brings you real-life dog training results, and sometimes human training ones too!

In this insightful and empowering episode, Lauren is joined by amazing long-time friend, fellow agility lover and super Pro Dog Trainer, Kelly, to explore the powerful role your mindset plays in dog sports, training and beyond!


Join us for ...

Mark as Played

Popular Podcasts

    The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

    Therapy Gecko

    An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

    The Joe Rogan Experience

    The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.

    The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

    The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.

    Dateline NBC

    Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Advertise With Us
Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.