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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The environmentalists whackos have tried to control every aspect of
our lives for seemingly ever. They don't want you to
buy s u v s, don't want you to drink
big soft drinks, don't like plastic straws. Now, they want
to control how you die. Some woman named Nora Menkin,
director of the People's Memorial Association, sounds like something from
communist China. Anyway, this bunches in Seattle. What's the difference? Says?
(00:24):
Hundreds of thousands of tons of CEO two could be
saved if you would just choose an environmentally friendlier way
to dispose of your body. She suggests something called aquamation.
Aquamation is the process that uses heat, pressure, water, and
lie deal with the stench to dissolve you the client. Now.
(00:45):
She brags that aquamation creates only one tenth the carbon
footprint as conventional cremation, and she says the liquid by
products can be used as fertilizer. It's a win win
for the earth folks. At some point, hormbal people are
going to have had enough with all of this. They're
sick and tired of people telling them how to live,
(01:06):
now telling them how to die. They're sick and tired
of these people being obsessed with death anyway, We've been
able to deal with death and post death for millennial
without any meddling from these control freaks. If they're obsessed
with death, maybe they should look to their own and
leave us out of it.