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Charlie was visited by tax division officers at his house. Rover will marry B3 if B2 were to die. Steve-O joins the show and talks about sobriety and being a sex addict. Jeffrey's wife calls 911 because baby food and cheese was left at his front door. Dumb was offered money for "I slept with a prostitute" tattoo. Melissa Miss Morning Glory 2018 talks about growing up Amish. Email from a wife that says sex hurts too much. The show takes a morbid curiosity test.

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I had my clies everywhere, Charlie, you wanted to read
to take swallowing on Jeffrey I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
A sexual racket up.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Screening on roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory dies.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Now alright, Charlie, you uh, someone called and they wanted
an update. Yes, he said that some sort of tax issue. Now,
Charlie never Charlie paid his taxes?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well you didn't. Well you you filed.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Your tax filed, gave my bank account infoe right, and
they refused to take Now, this is the federal government
refuses to take the money out right the state.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
How much are we talking? Thousands of dollars? It's a
significant amount of money. And that's for twenty nineteen texts. Okay,
I've not done my twenty twenty taxes.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yet it's still a year more than yeah, probably about
a year since you file those taxes and they have
not taken the money out, refused to and you've called.
Have you called the actual FEDS about this or have
you only called your tech?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
They're coming to me now, they're making house calls.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
So yesterday I'm doing the aftermath and I get a
text from my girlfriend that just said the Ohio Department
of Taxation just came looking for you. Two guys knocked
on the door and showed me badges and gave me
a business card, said they had a couple questions for you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So this freaks me out. Boy, that's not good. And
I'm like, she's like on a You're on a fugitive list.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
I'm like, well, what could this be about, because I
don't they would have sent like a letter right first,
like hey, where are your taxes? Got nothing like this
or now They just a phone call or phone call anything.
They just show up and then Chris tells us what
were they wearing? She said hoodies and I said, well,
this seems sketchy. And the business card she opened the

(02:07):
door he had they had the badges up and then
the business card the it's agent Smith. No, I swear
to god, John Well, I said, I'm not gonna say
the first name, but even Smith.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
And I'm like, okay, this seems like a cimy wearing
a shut the F Up and blank yourself t shirt.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
So I'm like, well, this is It's really scary if
it's two dudes trying to rob me or something or
rob my house that scary. If it's a tax people,
that's also the criminal division of the tax. So I'm
now a tax criminal tax criminal, not just like I
didn't pay taxes or whatever. I'm a tax criminal criminal.

(02:47):
So this is freaking me out. I try to call,
so they leave a business card to keep trying to call.
I call Agent Smith five times, no answer. I'm like, okay,
this is scary.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Then I called it just ring or is it like
an actual ring goes to a voicemail huh? I believe
a cell phone, uh huh.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
So then I look up the tax website and I
find their number and called. I said, you know, I'm
gonna just call them directly and then they will be
able to tell me what's up. So I call them,
so I'll hold it for twenty minutes, still freaking out,
don't know what this is about. And they tell me
Agent Smith is a real person. He was at my house.

(03:22):
He was looking for me. So now I'm scared because now, okay,
at least it's not a home invader that was coming
in my house now, but now the.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's almost worse. I've got the fence on me, I
got the GM in on you. He actually would want
it to be a home invader, come a think rather
that at that point, who's ever had them come to
your house?

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Ever I've had a letter like you know, makes sense?

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Yeah, but you haven't done anything wrong?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
And I get paid? Are you talking about d or
was there some sort of Well then I'm filing error?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Is there?

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Are they going after the guy that charged me in
my peace of Mind? Maybe she's been embezzling my funds
and they have questions for me.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's a million different things.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Did your peace of Mind money actually make it to
your piece of Mind account?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Or did he just absconde? Does that works on the beach?

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Money's in your account though he never.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Well, yeah, that money then's supposed to pay in my account,
but who knows? Maybe he, you know, cooks the books
and now did the books are cooked?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Got rich off peace of Mind? All right, it's possible.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
It's all possible.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
And so then I asked the lady and thought, I said,
all right, well, agent Smith's real what is this about?
And she goes, I can't say. I said, oh, my
under investigation. She goes, I can't tell you, And I'm like, oh,
this is scary. This is even worse now that like,
now there's secret meetings about me and stuff you wrapped
up in the Epstein Maxwell, what is going on here?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
So then I agent Smith finally calls me back and
he says, and again I'm freaking. I goes, do you
on a squirrel table business? And I said yeah. He's like,
do you know you're supposed to pay sales tax? And
I said yeah, and he goes, well you're not. And
I said, well, haven't done my taxes yet. I'm gonna
pay that and he goes, no, no, you have to do
it monthly. So he said somebody I didn't know this,

(05:16):
and he was actually totally cool and said somebody called
and complained And I said, who who would call him?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
He's like, I don't know. They think they must think.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
I was very surprised when I went to your website
and I found you sell one item, a squirrel table,
And this is usually I'm investigating million dollar companies and stuff.
He said, somebody is out to get you and there
they ratted you out to me and I was like, well,
that's nuts. So all he basically said was I have
to set up a vendor's license and that's it.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I'm up set. So someone has a someone an anonymous
as a tip off or or or perhaps an informant
has a mole with a bole. Uh, someone has perhaps
even ordered merchandise from you and then turned around and

(06:06):
not squirreled you out, ratted you out.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yes, it could be a competing squirrel table business. I
don't know what I've gotten myself into. I dove in pretty,
I dove in head first of the biz. I didn't
know that the you know, the different families involved, and
I've uh the five different families of squirrel tables because
they're all over I mean, I'm not the only person
selling these. These are not even my invention. These are
things that everybody makes or did and if the market's

(06:31):
pretty saturated. I got to be honest, and I jumped in,
and I'm doing okay making these little squirrel picking tables out.
I would, yes, and now other there's been other people.
I'm not the first one in the game. Yeah, but
I'm not doing too bad. So that's it. So all
he said was because I thought I could just I'm
an idiot. I'm not how to set up a bit.
I wasn't expecting to even start a business The way

(06:53):
my business started was I made Dougie one y and
then somebody said could I have one? Nextly, I know
I've got a business going. I was not expecting it
all to ever have.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Me, but they have now. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I know when through my company, I get a form
at the end of the year and it says, I
don't know what the form is called, but in order
to purchase something online, you have to use a credit card,
and so you have a company that handles that for you,
and they send you a form, and if you don't

(07:28):
report that on your taxes, that would be a red
flash and they would say, well, how come this you
you processed?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, I'm just making up a number. A million dollars.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
You processed that your credit card processor says that you
received a million dollars.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Oh, and they send it to the tax company that
goes that.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Goes to the irs or to whoever or whatever. And
then if you don't report that, but.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
He hasn't done his taxes, See.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
That's what and I but that's different. What you're saying
is different. So that's when I was living under the assumption.
I was like, when I go do my taxes, I'm gonna.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Go show them the stuff I've sold and they'll.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Figure it out. Apparently, that's not you're supposed to do it.
You're supposed to pay. And he's like, you know, you're
supposed to be charging sales tax. And he's like, yeah,
I'm collecting it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
It doesn't stay on the website like sales tax. But
I'll just take off, you know whatever percentage back and
I'll give it to you. That's not Yeah, He's like,
that's not you do that. And I was like, I
don't know. He's like, you have to charge it up front.
I said, oh, I thought I could just take all
you know, take it and just look at my look
at my total of the file. It'll be like, you're

(08:38):
seven percent of this. So no, I'm supposed to do
it monthly. Guy's actually super cool. He's I have to
set up a vendor's license. I have to set up
an actual bit.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now are you on? Is he like your probation officer?
Now do you have to check in with You do
have to check in with him? Once I cande I'm
not gonna mess with with this guy. You're gonna mess
with Agent Smith.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
The Criminal Division of the how taxation department.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
I'm not thinking that risk. Did you bring up the
money that you owned from last year? This is a
totally different because this is stay all defense coming later.
Ask him for the squirrel table cut.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
It's like trying to get to put like a turnstile
at his house for all the tax authorities coming in
to collect.

Speaker 10 (09:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
I was just I guess I was just doing it wrong.
I thought he could wait till I was doing my
taxes and do it. And he's like, now you have
to pay money. You have to pay your sales tax monthly.
And I had no idea how to do that, so
he's cool. He just said I had to set up
a vendor's license. I guess now I have to get
a legit well, a bookkeeper or an accountant or something.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Is that what I need? How do I?

Speaker 9 (09:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I don't want to do any of this. I don't
know how to start ready that because that's expensive. Because
I at the end of the year, I get a
bill from my accountant and I go, oh my god,
it's expensive.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
But you don't have to worry about tax people with
badgers showing up to your house.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
And it's a piece of lot, so I'm paying for
peace of mind. They're not actually showing up.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
It was scary driving home. I was like, they might
be Are they tailing me? Are they tailing me? Are
they waiting for me to come home? And they're going
to jump out of a bush and arrest me? Like
I was very soon to be on the news as
a tax chief. I'm like, I don't even know what
they're doing. So uh again, he was really cool. I
just have to set up a vendor's license or something
and so and then repay whatever I owe, which is

(10:28):
fine I was prepared to do anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I just know, I'm do you know how much that
you owe? Total?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Like what I mean do they know? Do they go
back in time or it start today? I backtime it
and I got to open your book. The book it's all.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
I mean, it's all run through a website, so yes,
I mean there's detailed I think you know, order you
a thing yet, Like did you get the form?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Like they send you a form that says and they
actually do break it down by mine the credit card
processing company, So they'll they'll send you a thing and
it will say January February March April Now that's different
than your sales tax. That's a totally different different. Yeah,
tax all over the place. But they do send you
a thing. Did they send that to you yet or

(11:16):
you should have gotten one of those?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't think so. Just beyond that website, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
I was just playing when I print out my W two,
I was going to print out that website and hand
it to my tax guy and say, figure this out.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
You're not going to the same tax guy, are you
the peace of mind.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, not my peace of mind guy. Yeah. The uh
sales tax is a pain in the ass because you
have to.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Forget exactly how it works. They think you have to calculate.
I think it's where you're based. But then it's not
where you're based, it's where you're shipping to.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think I don't remember. I don't know. It's a
pain in the nutstuff everything, you know what. I have
come to the conclusion on small businesses, We're going to
be honest. No, no, running a small business is a
huge hasshole. People don't realize this.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
I mean it's it's a lot of there's a lot
of red tape, there's a lot of regulation. I think
most of the time you're okay and then you step
a fall of something and you don't even know that
you're doing it half the time.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's what I did.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
And the guy was actually, because he's good, he must
be dealing with en run sort of stuff most of
the time, you know, some sort of other level. He's like, oh,
that's all you do and I was like yeah, and
he said, oh, well, here's how you fix that and
do that, and then he just said, I actually.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Don't have to check it with all the time.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
I just have to call him once and say I'm
set up, and then he'll look at it and care
of and then he'll be fine. And he said, I'm
here to tell you how to make sure you don't
run a follow and he said if you have any questions,
just call me. So he wasn't like no, it's scary
first and then no, he's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
So they just show up in hoodies. That's how they
address at the tax department. I mean that doesn't sound
very official.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Undercover. Oh it's under people.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
He's pretending to be a jog and then he just
turns my house there.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
That's that's quite the story. You're you're now under investigation.
And uh, your girlfriend is perhaps now is this actually
a ploy by your girlfriend to get you to propose,
because if you're married, she can't be compelled to testify
against you.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
So is she doing this on.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Purpose in order to try to get to take on
this liability of you know, she's been involved in the business.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
No, I was just thinking about all of the you
know what happens is one thing. I'm just thinking about this,
like a week ago, how one thing turns into another.
And once you do this, Charlie, it's going to turn
into something like, Okay, now you have.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
The tax thing, but now you're going to have Now
you've got to have workers, comp insurance. You goes, well,
I don't even have any workers. Doesn't matter. Like it's
one thing after another. And I was just thinking about
a week ago, I said, I have to scale back
and and it's it's too consolidate the businesses. It's too
it's corporate much.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
It's too uh like the bus the bus company, there's
a separate company that runs rolling Glory one. And the
amount of paperwork and hassle and you look up contesting
and and all of this stuff. Pay too much. She
does do it all. It's too much. It's too much.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
She's an assistant. Your wife's an assistant to her. Now
my assistant needs an assistant exactly. So what do you
I mean, what do you think I should I was
going to pay.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
I was saying, should I try to do this all
on my own and navigate this on my own?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Or should I get some sort of person it's all
on a site like say like an Etsy type of deal. Yeah,
it's taking care of it for you. They file it
for you. Ses. Do you do income tax not not
sales tax? Yeah? I do? I need to incorporate myself,
that's always. Do I need to be an ll S?
I think you can do an LLC? I think no.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I think you can sign up for that unlimited liability.
I think you can sign up for that online.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
And then I just need somebody else to do this
because playing monthly I will screw up.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
You can figure you can.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Figure out like the LLC stuff or whatever. I don't
have an LLC actually I think one of them is
an LLC. Bit But all these corporations and all that's
not difficult.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What what then is?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Again?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Then, like you have various things, you have to file
every year like these I don't.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Even know what these always getting an email and this
is due and that's doue and this is ass due.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
And then like with the bus company, Oh you haven't
done if the tag said now.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
You're past due, and and that's a lot to keep
my hat and I'm I know I'm lazy about some
stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
And then I'll end up someone to do it, go
into prison. I will screw up and go to prison.
Those guys will show up and be like I also
received to my house. I mean my home where my
family is. I I don't mean a kid that.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Prison. No, I mean I think you have to be
was there.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
I would have been a purple walk.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You think they had the news right in there, like
just in an unmarked van shooting video recoll men even
know what that.

Speaker 11 (16:25):
Means, Charlie, just to make fun of me for keeping
track of my check book, well.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Your check book by hand, it's weird, Yeah, double check,
make sure nothing to do if he doesn't keep her septs.

Speaker 11 (16:36):
How are you gonna how are you gonna do an
LLC and claim all this up at the end of
the year.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
If you don't disclaiming him claiming anything. I'm not suggesting
for that reason. Well, your materials that you that you
want to write that all does in its French fries
and he's writing it down his check book talking about
my business. Yeah, sure, it's not a business meal or something.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Okay, well you know I'm not gonna no like if
I bought a tool, if I bought a saw.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yes, I'm a I've been keeping those receipts. Okay, Matt,
you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning Matt.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
Hey, So, Charlie, you should look into setting up an
LLC that'll protect you in case if one of your
squirrel tables malfunction it hurts someone, you could have someone
come after you and sue you. As your setup right
now as a sole proprietorship.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I told this to Charlie, and I don't know if
you took my advice because people are stupid, and I
told him, if someone you don't think this, but if
someone injures themselves.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
It's the splinter leads to an infection staff In fact.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, no, here's what happens.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
And I'm just you guys are going to think I'm crazy,
But you have to have product liability insurance and things
like that.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
And I'll tell you, but listen to me. I mean,
you think, oh, this is ridiculous, open up a newspaper.
I guess no one opens up a newspaper anymore. But
look online, find a story. Here's what.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
And this is the example that I gave Charlie a
long time ago. He came to me talking about this stuff,
and I said, you're gonna have an issue when someone
they go to reach something that they're they're trying to
reach something on a shelf and they stand on your
squirrel table and then the then collapses and then they break.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Their ankle and the bone protrudes through the skin, and
they'll make it his phone.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Why wasn't sturdy enough? Yes, they'll say it wasn't engineered properly.
There was not a warning, there was no.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Have you ever anything knowledge on the top.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
No more than three acorns, no more than one squirrel
the time, anything over.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
Four pounds.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
But don't you agree with me? I mean, this is
the all possible. And what will happen is someone will
sue you and then they will be able to put
a lean on your home. I need to put it
all in the LLC.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Then what can they take my squirrel ten and all
they can take is your stupid business, right works, That's
exactly the point of doing that.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
But you have to get someone today. I would do
I would.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I would get in touch with someone to do it
the right way. I don't know enough about it, and
I've had I have someone who does it for me.
I would do that because you want to make sure
it's done the right way, and so I don't know
that's what I would recommend. But wow, Charlie is running

(19:32):
a foul of First of all, he hasn't paid his
federal taxes for twenty nineteen. Yep, he's I mean he's
way behind on that day taxes. They're actually seeking him out.
It's only a matter of time until the Secretary of
the Treasury.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It shows up at Charlie's house.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
I would call that company that did your taxes for
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
And I put it at the top of my list, like, seriously,
is making sure I'm legit? Yeah? Tax criminal guy with
the badge that shows up to my house.

Speaker 12 (20:03):
Yes, But also I don't know, It's just I would
be scared.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I just can't believe that people show up at your
house wearing a hoodie and that's it, like.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Because it is.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
There's the very first thing I said. I said, I
cannot believe that the state of Ohio has people out
canvassing for something like this. I just found that to be.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
If it's automated, then then I can I totally see that,
especially because you know, like like when we do our taxes,
they keep track of that. They keep track of all
those online sales and just tell me.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
What I owe you write a check. Well there.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
I think that states are trying to collect as much
revenue now because they've paid out so much in unemployment
over the past year because of coronavirus that they're in
the pockets. Charlie here had come aster come after you
for that coronavirus cash.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Now you've got to think about the cryptoga.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
I haven't done my taxes. I had to print.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Out sold gains. I think that's capital gains tax or
something that's good.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
No, that is because you know that's an added I
have a friend or husband that's on the report that too.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
If I don't sell it to I know I haven't
sold anything, I don't think, so.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I'll be a page.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'll print it.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Out and give it to the tax guy too, that's
the guy. That's a good question. I don't know if
you have to do that, like I know, with I
don't know. I don't know the answer to that. Like stocks,
when I don't own very many stocks, I own up
three stocks, and when I do my taxes, they send
me a form you're broker, and that shows you all

(21:51):
the stuff, and it's like one hundred pages long, even
though you only have three stocks, and you just have
to file that with your taxes, even if you haven't
sold anything. Now, with crypto, I don't know if you
have to fight or I bet you probably only have
to do it when you sell your crypto and you
have a and you have a profit.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
A profit a game. Yeah, I have one too, Ben.
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Ben.

Speaker 10 (22:20):
Hey, I bet you the tax guys working from Hope, so.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
There probably isn't no dress code because the virus.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yeah, they could be. I could see that, said I
was also, still, it doesn't seem like it. Just like
if someone shows up at your house and they're like, hey,
I'm with the whoever and they're just wearing regular street clothes.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I go, no, this is not so fan I agree,
but I also think that they're trying to peek out
his yard. Maybe walk there, walk down the street. Nobody,
you know, his girlfriend probably didn't notice them the first
time because it's just a couple guys wearing hoodies walking
down the street. But they're eyeball in this property. Does
he have a woodshot back there? Is there a pile
of wood back there? They're probably doing that before they're

(23:00):
knocking on the door where they're you know, the case
and the joint. Stilly.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
You think they'd be wearing a suit, right, they're less, Uh,
they're more indiscriminate.

Speaker 13 (23:09):
Down you can't write discrete. Sorry, you can't run in
a suit, roll work if the chase is criminal down
you need this.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
I see that on TV though, Like, and I see
those Secret Service guys. They're wearing a suit, and I
always think it seems like it seems like the least efficient,
like or the least it's restrictive.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah to running that, you're right, you want to hoodie like.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
I've seen like sometimes those guys, those Secret Service guys
are wearing a suit and you can tell, like their
shoes are those not suit shoes, they're like weird shoes.
But if you look at when President Reagan was shot,
and you look at those Secret Service guys, they're wearing
dress shoes like loafers and stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
You ever try to running those, It's impossible. You slip.
It's like running on ice, like running in place. Yes,
like a cartoon is So how could you be protecting
the president of the United States wearing loafers? All right,
to take a break, We'll be right back on Rover
this Morning Glory, Hang on.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Radio transmissions, leave the Earth and travel forever, eventually a
distant alien civilization.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Well here the immortal words.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
Doug, I had a diary reaction.

Speaker 14 (24:17):
We're back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
You guys want to hear something crazy?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
So yesterday my wife and I we go on a
walk and she has to drop something off at her parents' house,
so she leaves it on the doorstep, and then she's
walking up to the she's walking up to the front door,
I see a dove sitting on top of their house,
you know, on the very top of the roof. And
as she's walking up, I'm watching her go up to

(24:49):
the front door, and I see something like about where
she's gonna walk, and I go, oh, man, what is
that on the on the ground there looks like a
dead animal. And then she looks up at the window
on the second floor and she's like, a bird flew
into the window, and it all made sense.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I go oh.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
And then she sees this dead bird right next to
where she's standing.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
That freaks her out. Of course. Anyhow, a bird flew
right into this big window that her parents have at
the house and just drop dead right there. And it
was a dove.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
So then the other dove is like sitting up on
top of the roof and I so then she comes
back and I'm like, I'm like, oh, that's so sad.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's like what And I'm like, well, these doves they
stay together, don't They stay together and forever justsk for life.
Doves mate for life. Yeah, so they stay together forever.
And so this poor dove flies into the window and
drops dead, and the other one is just sitting up
there by himself. And so I said, I said, this

(25:58):
is why nothing can can happen to you. She said,
don't don't drop dead on me, because they're like a dove.
So we're walking and she goes, she goes, you have
to promise me something, and I go, what's that? She goes, well,
if anything happens to me, you need someone to take

(26:21):
care of the of you and the cat. And I go,
I go, well, I go, I'm going to be very upset.
You know that if you dropped it. She goes, Now,
you'll get over it right away. She always says stuff
like that. I don't know why she thinks that. Within
two weeks, I'm back on the market, back in the
dating scene. She's hitting up bars, she's rowing chicks. We'll

(26:43):
know you.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
I'm crying over the thing.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
She goes, up, you need to get laid so h
So she goes, she goes, if something happens to me,
marry my sister. I go, watch, we can't do. Just

(27:09):
marry my sister. She would be perfect.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
She'll cook, she'll clean, she'll take care of the cat,
she'll do everything you need.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
She'll just step in. As B two's right, I go,
you want me to marry your sister? If you drop that?
She says, yes, it would be the best thing for you,
the best thing for her. B two point zero B
three But I agree. I talked to her for to
be three O my okay, So that's uh my wife's sister.

(27:41):
She's been three before. I mean, it's just let everybody
know she wasn't b three before. Yeah, had joke, I
wish I could hit the buzzers. Yeah broken wow. Uh.
I talked to her at the Saint Patty's Day crawl
that we did for my sister in law. Yeah, and
she's very engaging. She's you could tell she's smart. She's uh,

(28:04):
she's attractive. She very outgoing, very outgoing like I was.
Actually did not realize how outgoing she was because in
the pay enjoys like doing things, unlike my wife and mesite. Yeah,
Like she's out every day. She's like running two different
marathons a week. And then she'll like she'll just go

(28:25):
out if there.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Is some self she'll go hang out. Yeah, like people.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
I remember there was a UFC fight and she's like,
I'm gonna go watch the fight at this bar and
you know, like they're on at like midnight here or whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm gonna go to this bar. I go, who are
you going with? I'm just going by myself. That's a
good chick. She's still she's super easy to talk to
her was because the only really interaction I had with her.
Were at Roverfest, and we're just working. Everybody's got nosed
down grind mode, so there's really no chit chat.

Speaker 15 (28:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I was shocked at what a nice conversation that I
had with her. She was really nice. Were you laughing
in there? We're laughing at it.

Speaker 16 (28:59):
Did a breathe.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
So is that strange that my wife says, marry my sister?
I said, I could make a reality show out of this.
I married my dead wife's sister tonight at eight.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I think it's like a compliment. Maybe you're like laying
down really good pipe or something.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
I am.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
We all know that. I mean, really you think you
think my wife and her sister are talking about how
how well I pound out my wife? I think that's
a topic of discussion. You could be due for a
birthday treat or something.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I don't know. Well, you have a sister, dugie, have
you ever had a conversation about how great Rover was?
Did you ever tell your.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Sister who cares what happens to him?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Do you girls do that? Girls actually talk about getting
pounded out by guys. I don't think so. I don't
think that actually happens that. No, I don't think they
talk about how great it is.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
I think they normally talk about if a guy's really
bad about that.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
They don't want the other girl to know how good
the guy was, because then maybe she'll go after him
to Caddy. That makes sense. What kind of scandal would that?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Are you thinking about it? My wife's and like Dad, I.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Know, but would you even consider that?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (30:14):
Come on?

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Look, you're a ground.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
That would be so easy to just transition right from
one sister to the other.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
You know, my sister in law lives across the street.
You move right in.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's right. Just box up your clothes.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
You're a gruwn man.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
You're turning forty five years old. You can take care
of yourself, and you know how to take care of
a cat. You don't need somebody to wipe your ass,
cook your food. What are you gonna have her? Start
exercising your legs out so your muscles don't atrophy?

Speaker 8 (30:46):
I mean, you are you know what to do?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
She's so jealous, jealousy. She's like, he's like this line,
if you.

Speaker 13 (30:56):
Die, go back to DOUI yes, god, yeah, you couldn't pay.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Me to get Probably the motivation from my wife is
probably like if I die, just anyone other than take
my sister.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
She knows.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
And uh, it's probably what The motivation for my wife
is older or younger, younger? So perfect right, that makes sense?
I guys, yeah, get like trading in for a newer
model of wife. I'm older, my new wife is younger.
It would be pretty athletic. I mean, how's that gonna
work with you? She'd start training me. Snitch should become

(31:36):
my personal trainer in addition to my wife. Opposite attract
What the problem is if they kind of look similar.
So if you're ever out and you get to introduce her,
people are gonna be like, wait, is this your wife?
They don't look similar at all.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (31:53):
Older sisters know they don't like a lot of that
doesn't know you. Well, he'd make a change your name.
What's that he'd make her change name to Brittany.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, I think people might mistake or Brittany. You know, No,
they don't look a lot alike.

Speaker 12 (32:07):
Can I tell you that I am concerned if God
forbid something happened to me and my will it says
that Rover takes my child. I am concerned and have
been for quite some time as you start to reveal
more and more of this unhealthy relationship that you're currently
in with your wife. My concern is that my daughter
would end up like B two and how that.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Hurts respect woman.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
No, that's not respectable. That's just Luke.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Doesn't hate everyone. Who doesn't argue with everyone.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
My child doesn't.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
He doesn't turn every little thing into a huge fight
like you do.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Live in the world.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
He doesn't thrive off of conflict like you.

Speaker 12 (32:48):
By yourself and be your own person. You don't ever
wait on a man. That's bs Kristin and Dayton. You're
on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Kristin, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
How are you hey?

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Which I'm okay.

Speaker 17 (33:01):
I gotta kind of talk fast because I got to
go to.

Speaker 18 (33:03):
One to work. But no, I was just listing this
morning and I thought i'd call in. And I actually
knew somebody who did this, who his wife passed away
and they married her sister. This was probably about twenty
years ago, and it was a neighbor of ours, and
sadly his wife had cancer, she passed away. They had
two small boys, and for whatever reason, years later, we

(33:25):
you know, came back in contact with him, and he
had actually married his wife's sister really and she was
raising yeah, raising the boys with him, and was it.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
They got along. But did everyone go wow, that's weird.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
I'm probably I would, I would hope.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
So, I mean, that is really weird, but it is weird.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
For whatever reason, it worked for them.

Speaker 18 (33:46):
And I feel like he maybe felt like that was
the closest thing he was going to have to.

Speaker 19 (33:51):
Her for his kids, you know, didn't well, this would
be great because I wouldn't have a whole You don't
have to meet a whole new set of in laws
and go through that whole awkward period of introdug chams
and being on your best behavior.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I mean, this is just boom boom. You step right
into it, hit the ground right, It's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
Christen Biden's son did the same thing. I was trying
to think, who did this? Didn't he divorce his wife
and then married the sister hunter Biden?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Or did his wife wait wait, hold on, thanks up?
Did she die or does some kind of sister involved?
Let me look it up. Yes, okay, no, no, I
think what happened. I think I think the one Biden's
son died and then and then the other son started
banging the life. Yes, is that it? That's what I think, right.

(34:42):
I don't know if they got married. I think they
broke up Bo Biden's widow. He hooked up with Bo
Biden's widow. I'm not sure if they're married actually though,
But yeah, Bo Biden is the one who died from
cancer Hunter Hunter hooked up with I think I can't
remember your name. I just saw it, but I don't
have a computer in front of me.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
That happened. That's weird, is it? Yes?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
What does does? Does b One have a sister? Dumb
a very young one?

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, h how old? I don't know, like ten or eleven?
And I take that back. Maybe she's twelve, Maybe she's twelve.
How is your fiance twenty eight? Why the big gap?
Is it the same parents? Her b One's mom got
remarried and they had kids when one was like nine
or something like that.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Well, then you have it.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Probably by the time you eventually marry b One, I'm
sure you'll be happy for a couple of years. Then
you'll get a divorce. Knowing you, and then that one
will be eighteen or nineteen.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
At that point, I've been reading about twenty It's perfect
Rick in Allentown, Pennsylvania. You're on rollvers morning Glory, Good morning, Rick,
Good morning Rover.

Speaker 20 (35:49):
Hey, Hey, just real quick about the Dubs thing. I
just I thought it was interesting that you automatically said
that he was standing up on top of the roof
looking down at his girlfriend that hit the window. And
I just wondered, how how you assumed that she was
the dumb one that flew into the windows?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Toxic masculine. I was thinking the same, Yeah, because I'm
so misogynistic.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
True.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Well, Rick, have you ever been on the highway? You
ever seen people driving? Okay, so that's I don't know
if that extends the birds flying, but I just I
made the leap. I suppose, thank you, Rick. I don't
know if it was a I gave it an exam.
I saw a little bird, Vagina.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
That's so sad.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I didn't check to see if the bird was stunned,
because I have seen that where a bird has flown
into my window and I go, I.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Thought that it dropped dead, but then it was just stunned.
This one had to fly on it. I think it
was pretty much dead.

Speaker 12 (36:48):
Will you go there today and see if the dove
is still there waiting for the dead partner.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Oh, I'm sure it will be.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Oh how long is it going to stay there?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Someone my my wife has a twin sister. If anything
happened to my wife, I would definitely. Oh no, I
would never go after her sister. I thought he said
I would definitely, I would never.

Speaker 10 (37:10):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Seriously? Why not? I don't know twins? They look the same,
But why why wouldn't you? What would the.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Maybe the family will look down upon that. I think
be two's parents want to be like, what the hell
is this guy doing?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
They might My.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Wife seemed to think that everyone would be okay with it,
you know, like, uh, my sister in law, I don't
think she's dating anyone.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
She lives with her parents. She has to be single
two for this to work. If she is, I'm saying,
but when this does happen.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Well, at that point, I think my probably if she
ever got married, my wife would probably say, okay, let's
let's uh retract that statement that I made earlier about Mary.
I don't think she'd want me to swoop in and
try to steal.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Herselfunds like it. Try I don't think divorce. What does
sister say about this?

Speaker 7 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:59):
Does she she just giving up her sister? Does she
have any choice in this man?

Speaker 21 (38:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Zero. It's like an arranged marriage pretty much. Dustin and
Rochester you around rovers morning, glory, good morning, Dustin.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Hey, hey, what's happening? So that the little sister thing.
But my first thoughts that would be you should tell
your wife, Hey, you know, I would like a little
test run.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Before I.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Stop it, So before I promised my wife and she's like,
just promise me. And she was serious and she says,
she's like, just promise me, and uh maybe, So then
I should say to my wife today, I should say, listen,
before I fully commit to this, I have to have
a few go rounds with side by side comparison.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Yeah, test drive a car before you buy it.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
That's right, Okay, driving a car? Yeah, all right, use
that idea, Dustin, you bought a car online without test driving.
You can't use that anymore. You lost that one. Yeah,
I don't. I would just would recommend that to people.
I wouldn't want to jump into a pool without you know,
dipping my toe in.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
For these people will get married without ever having sex
with them Ham saving it.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Man, is that a bad idea? I can't think of
a worse idea. How do you know you're not going
to be incompatible?

Speaker 22 (39:17):
Rights?

Speaker 8 (39:18):
Actually incompatible?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
And she thinks, I mean, man, she's been there, have
I here's somebody. If something happens to my wife, I
would go to my sister in law that night, that night,
that night. Don't you have to wait a little.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
Bit, my sister.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
And to this day, my sister think she's divorced. But
she always said Keith would have totally dumped me for you,
like she thinks that her actually two of her ex
husbands were in love with me.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Yeah, And I'd hate to see your sister JOm in Rochester.
You're on Rover's glory the morning John morn Yep.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
So, my brother died not too long ago. He had
been married for about, I don't know, sat on over
ten years. I'd known both of them obviously for a
long time, my brother, but her and I were great
friends with each other. She died unexpectedly, and within a
week of his death, I was just kind of hanging
out with the family to be with them. She came

(40:25):
on to me and I kind of paused it. Right
then and there, and then later on the night she
then came on to me, and her and I hooked
up kind of spent a few months kind of in
a joyful, new, playful relationship, but it had to be
secret and nonshoant because we can't let anybody know about this,
especially immediately here. I tried to pump brakes. She wasn't

(40:49):
too great and fond with that. I think, obviously dealing
with the grief of the whole situation as it is,
and they didn't have the healthiest of relationships. And I
load it down.

Speaker 22 (41:01):
She didn't like that it was slowed down too much.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It doesn't like shot me. It was still talk here
and there, but it kind of.

Speaker 22 (41:07):
Just hit it stand still.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
In stockscause I didn't know what to do. I wasn't
comfortable entirely moving forward because of the whole family.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Aspect and everything that's happened. How would your family say
if they knew about this?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
John truthfu, I couldn't even tell you my dad, especially,
I mean, oh man, he's he would I don't even
know if I can't tell you whether or not he'd
be like, oh awesome. But I don't see how he
could be I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 22 (41:33):
He'd be like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
How would you.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Possibly do this your widow? Right? So? So, I mean.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I mean, geez, one week after your brother dies, you're
poorking his wife.

Speaker 22 (41:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
So what? Wow? And I mean was she like she
a hot piece of ass where you just couldn't resist?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
No, I mean she's not ugly, she is attractive. I
never really looked at her in an attractive matter because
it was my brother's wife. I mean it just I
wouldn't santasize about her because that would just be awkward.
It wasn't anything that was ever practical or real. I mean,
every man's fantasized by every woman in general, just you know, aspects.
But besides that, it wasn't never anything I longed for.

(42:22):
But then for her to, you know, as I'm starting
to pump the brakes, you know, four or five months in,
she tells me how she's madly in love with me.
He's always been in.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Love with me.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
She doesn't care if my dad finds out.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
We have to just tell people.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
And I'm like, wow, oh my god, this isn't just
an easy situation to roll through.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Now, the only way you would be able to pull
that off is if you you just have to move,
you'd have to leave Rochester. You'd have to move to
California or something where no one knows that this was
your dad.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Yeah, start fresh right, Yeah, yeah, you'd have to. Now
your family obviously would figure things out. Oh sure, you'd
have to let them in on this. But that that
is that's a crazy story, John, That is something else.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Do you ever worry about your.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Brother looking year of my life?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Do you ever worry about your.

Speaker 13 (43:08):
Your brother looking down, if you're a religious person, looking
down and watching you bang his wife within a week,
you know what?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I trusted man. I thought about that a lot, especially
within a week of his dying.

Speaker 22 (43:18):
Yeah, definitely thought about it.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah. So did you have any guilt with that? He said?
He thought about it a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I still do.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That was a lot of the pump break pumping.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Was it was a very uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (43:35):
He pumped her first, then he pumped the brake.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
U the first night I didn't pump her. She wanted
me to, and I said, I'm not going to put
the d n D P.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Made her way, Okay, slowed it down a bit.

Speaker 12 (43:49):
I understand real quick, Rover, Before you asked Peter this question.
When my brother died two years ago, I took a
plant from the funeral and I've been able to to
keep it alive. And then it starts to die, and
I am mortified because my brother is watching me. I
killed his plant. I think about this is okay. So

(44:11):
let me ask you guys. You're both religious, obviously, so Dieter,
you believe that John's thank you for the question over,
But you believe that that when someone dies, they sit
up in heaven and they look down on you like
this guy's looking at his breath.

Speaker 13 (44:25):
I don't know, but say that they could over what
that goes through your mind.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I don't know if they can. I'm just saying I
thought in heaven everything is perfect. It is okay. In heaven,
that's perfect, So wouldn't that upset you? Then if you're
in heaven and you see your brother banging your your widow, wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
That upset the guy guiding? So why why would God
have you look down upon that?

Speaker 13 (44:51):
That's why you probably can't. I'm saying there's a small
chance that you can. Would you worry about that? And
you're banging the wife?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
And these are the things that Deeter wonders about. I mean,
that's so ridiculo us. So I remember where my grandma died.

Speaker 13 (45:04):
I was masturbating later that day, and I was just like,
can she see me right now?

Speaker 10 (45:08):
This?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Does this change everything?

Speaker 9 (45:10):
That she can just watch me and see how much
I masturbate every day?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Man, you're thinking about your grandma When you do, I
popped in my head. I'm like, cause you see me
right now?

Speaker 13 (45:17):
And I try to like kind of cover you know,
from the sky, which doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Do you think your grandmother never masturbated?

Speaker 8 (45:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Come on, there's no way, stupid, no way.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
There's a different time, right, woman never touched themselves prior
to when nineteen eighty nine is that when it all seventies?

Speaker 9 (45:39):
The power flower changed everything?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
This is all Catholic guilt. I wasn't even I was
borderline raised barely Catholic because my mom was like a
lapsed Catholic. But I heard it all the time. So
this is just in your head. If you're raised this way,
you can't help but think this way. I would always
think about what my past relatives would think of me.
I mean, it pops in my head, But they didn't

(46:02):
they didn't do the same things. They didn't masturbate. You're
dead relatives more about bad life choices than than your
dead relatives. Why don't you care about what we all
think of you in the whole world. Uh, but but
I thought that in heaven everyone's supposed to everything's perfect.

(46:24):
Right when you get to heaven, it's perfect, I guess
I'm so why would you then be allowed to viewed
and see something that's if that's part of your perfection?
Some people like Dougy want to be upset. She would
like she would be bored in heaven if she were
just happy all the time, if she died.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
Drama, drama there.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Everybody's version of perfection could be different in heaven. Mine
could be just blowing lines all day every day or
something you and are blowing lines. Yeah, that's just my
version of perfection.

Speaker 23 (47:00):
And I.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Silly. I'm just saying. Matitudes would be, you know, mixing
and scratching all day long. This is going it's just
so everybody's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (47:10):
It could be way worse, though, Like imagine if you
were up there and she's got to get laid no
matter what, wouldn't you rather have your brother pounding around
than maybe your boss who was a total dick to
you all the time and now he's just like laying.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
It on her.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No, yes, I guess yeah I would. Yeah, dumb if
if you died, Yes, who would you want to mount
b one and take over? Somebody really rich that could
take better care of her than I knew. That's honestly
who I would bet. But I think here I am.
I think helloss, she tried. I just got there first.

(47:47):
You missed out, buddy. Sorry, I do have to take
a break. We'll be right back. Hang on.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
You can't pretend you're on that brillionaire alpha male grind
set if you're not starting your day with already.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Dude, brove, Dude, real Winners, doctor David Steel, cut oats
and the money and goat rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Let's bring in stuntman slash comedian slash legend Steve O.

Speaker 21 (48:23):
Seven.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
My man, how you doing? Look at this jacket? I
like that? That's what velvet? That's that's nice?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (48:30):
I don't know what it is? First shot, that's that's
I like that?

Speaker 12 (48:34):
Ten?

Speaker 7 (48:35):
My man?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
How are you? You're looking good today? I don't know
what's that?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Did you didn't get like botox or fillers. I'm just
saying it. So he looks young.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
That's it. Thanks, man, he looks so god.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
He's like, uh, I wanted to say something too, but
I want to come off weird like Steve O. You
look really good because that means like, hey man, I
appreciate it bad before, and I don't think he did.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
But he just looks good. Benjamin Button did diversing in age.
What's happened?

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Well, I don't know. I guess I've just been taking
extra good care of myself, most recently because I'm two
weeks away from taping a new comedy special.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh are you?

Speaker 7 (49:10):
I want to look great?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Where are you gonna tape that?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Denver?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
In Denver, Colorado? And you started stand up later? Right?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Like my understanding, I could be wrong about this, but
you did all of the stuff with Jackass and all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
You didn't start doing stand up comedy until later. Correct.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Well, the first time I tried it was two thousand
and six. Uh huh, and uh I really dove into
it twenty ten, So I've been going for like seven years.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Was it harder than you thought?

Speaker 7 (49:39):
It was scary at first? Like really scary, and then
I kind of found my way with it. I guess
probably the most uphill thing is just people, you know,
not wanting to kind of wrap their head around STEVEO
doing stand up, right, But my whole approach has just
been to be just kind of reckless and shameless and

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an attention horror.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Do you have to are people uh expecting you when
you're doing your stand up, like to staple your nuts
to your forehead or something like that?

Speaker 24 (50:12):
They?

Speaker 7 (50:13):
I mean, not too much, but but I I with
my new this new project, I really marry my worlds.
It's a sort of part Jackass movie, part comedy special.
I got the whole gang together for the first time
in seven years, like a real Jackass reunion. Yeah, and
they ductate me to the side of a truck, hit
baseballs at me, and then uh and I rode on

(50:35):
the truck to the theater in Denver.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So is this the thing?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
I saw one thing that you were I think you
were filming something and you made jet fuel angels.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
This was this was for the same comedy special.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
First of all, do you finance your own stuff? Because
I can't imagine any company like paying Steve O to
do something and he comes back with our So I'm
gonna put jet fuel all over myself and make fire
angels or whatever you did, right, and then go sure,
that's that's that's.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
The thing is that I have done it all on
my own, this new thing. And there's no way you
make a great point, there's no way that anything I
did for this maybe.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
The no there's nothing, no, no, no one. All these
corporations they don't want to take on.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Right. The safest new bit I did was to have
chrispon I want to say this carefuly. Chris Ponnie is
complete himself into a condom at my house.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
And uh, what you do with the well.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
He came out, he handed it to me in front
of my dad. So we filled my dad's reaction when
I put it in my mouth. You think you're disappointed
in me?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
God, why do you do that?

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Because my dad's have been notoriously kind of homophobic, and
that that sort of area of our of our repertoire,
has been the most which.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Is a lot, because they think of all the things
that people are always naked or putting their ass on
each other's faces, or ball.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Sex or whatever. And so your dad, your Dad was like, okay,
we actually handled it pretty well.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
He was just staying at my house. He took it
pretty well until the next day. And you know, like
I said, a healthier guy lately. He came right out
in less than twenty four hours. So oh, the next
day I came running up the stairs to show it
to him again. And at that point it was too much.

Speaker 25 (52:30):
That was too much story from the first Jackass where
Ryan Dunn actually inserted a toy car and Stevo backed
out of it because he was ashamed of disappointing his father,
and then you really ramped it up in the years since,
right right.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
That that one I remember telling Dad and the way
the Dad said, oh no, I could just hear it
in his voice, the shame and disappointment. Right, Yeah, that
was too much. But yeah, there was one one I
did for this new one. There's like a lot of
new kind of bits and I build it into the
stand up and I was thinking that, you know, I'm

(53:07):
pretty sure women can paint their boobs and post pictures
with them on Instagram, so I figured I should be
able to paint my wiener and do whatever I want.
And I put together this great like like cyclist suit
with the ten speed bike and the helmet and the
spandex shirt and just painted on the shorts, just like
just painting. I went around crashing, crashing this bike, and

(53:31):
you know, in front of people, and some I'm sprawled out.
They're like, O, are you okay? They put their hand
to help me up. Here's here's my wiener, you know.
And it really is one of the funniest things ever.
But but doing it was just so uncomfortable and I'm
just like, this is this is completely illegal?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And do you do you ever think to yourself, almost
like your father's mindset, like here you are, I don't
know how old you are for three. Do you ever
think to yourself like, as you're laying there naked with
your wien or painted as bike shorts, thinking I'm a
forty three year old Ryan?

Speaker 7 (54:09):
I do, And uh, maybe not at the moment when
I'm doing that, I think I'm just sort of thinking
like I'm going to jail, you know.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Do you think long term plans?

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Do you think, uh, you know, because you probably can't
be sixty three doing stuff like that twenty years from now,
or maybe you can't.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
I don't know, who knows you know, I like the
idea of being sort of the Joan rivers of nutshots,
you know. But but but it's good with the you know,
the stand up, and there's been uh, you know, some
other stuff that kind of you know, worked my way
into kind of things that have more longevity.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (54:45):
I don't know that. I'm too worried about it. Uh,
let's see what happens. My big plan is to buy
land and open up an animal sanctuary.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
An animal sanction animal Where would you buy this land?
And what kind of animals? Okay, what kind of land
animals you want to ask?

Speaker 7 (55:00):
There's forty three species of farming animals that are really
good for human interaction. I've linked up with the president
of the National Wildlife Land Trust.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Okay, right, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
But I mean I know that it's kind of a
non secretur but but this is just something that I
just said. I don't want to have kids, so I'm
getting a visectomy soon. This is gonna be the first
bit for my third comedy special, where I go to
a urologist and in the clinic I get the procedure,
the prosectomy, and then I have an obstacle course set
up in the hallway so right out of the procedure

(55:37):
with my gown and I go running through the tires
and diving, you know, over stuff, and then a big
looped up male stripper puts a balloon on my lap,
you know, when I sit in a chair. He jumps
on the lap and pops the balloon.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Oh my god, because it's very painful to get a
I heard a joke.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
When I was a kid. They said, what's the definition
of macho? To jog home from your own And that
was where I got the idea. And so then I
figure after that, there's a period until you're supposed to
supposed to wait and then make sure everything works okay,
to complete yourself. So I figured for at that point,
I'll go up into an airplane naked with the skydive

(56:17):
instructored tandem strapped on my back, and I'll have like
a little laptop watching some sillacious porno, and right at
the point of no return, I'll throw the laptop out
of the airplane and jump out and finish myself up.
I call that skyjacket. So I'll have this guy strapped

(56:38):
to my back, and then you know, my fluid will
be flying everywhere and I'll be skydiving for the first time.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
How do you come up with these ideas?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Skyjacking is something I came up with a long time ago,
and I just as a jug. I was just over
in England this past month hosting a big show for
British TV, and and I mentioned it to someone there
that is, oh, that's great, you got to do it.
I thought, well, that's so perfect, I can do it.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
Right after that sounds like you're sober now, right, ten
years sounds like something that you're just bombed out of
your mind with a couple of buddies, and like one
thing leads to another and you keep adding on, adding on,
adding on, right, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
Know, even in sobriety, terrible ideas just flows through my head.
So it's been ten years, since almost ten years. Yeah,
March tenth is my sobriety.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
That is quite the accomplishment. Was it hard? Is it hard?
Is it still hard?

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Now? I don't think too much about drugs and alcohol
per se, but life itself can can get difficult, you know.
The you know, I've got an active mind, and I
can it can be a dangerous place. But I'm fairly
active in all the kind of sobriety community activity.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
So you're going to get an animal sanctuary in San Diego?
Do you love animals?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
I do love animals, man, And rather than have kids
and be stuck with a kid who's dad Steve O,
which I think is kind of would be kind of
a bummer for a kid. Yeah, I just want to
pour myself into helping animals and people.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You went to the top, didn't you climb the top
of something?

Speaker 5 (58:12):
For she I'm still on probation still to the stand
still to this day, I'm on probation for that, which
makes it, uh particularly reckless that I went around showing
people my waiter and uh and violation of your right
and I was I rode for hundreds of miles duc
taped to the side of a truck. Yeah, I was

(58:32):
really asking for it, and I somehow got away with it.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Now, Uh, you have been you know you want to
have no kids?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Right on?

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Kids. I've got a girlfriend and she doesn't want to
have kids either.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Really, Yeah, you've you've how long have you been together
with this girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (58:47):
We're actually three days away from the one year anniversary
of when we met. Really, and I've never been in
a relationship for a full year before this is excited.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
So you have to make it through the next three days. Well,
that was the day that we met.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
We didn't actually we didn't actually really start.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
To remember when you met her. How do you remember
the exact day? Did you meet at a function.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Or it was I was doing a job for Pepsi
and it was some campaign because they had the Pepsi
Super Bowl halftime show and I got a gig to
promote it, and then we filmed this whole thing, and
she worked in the art department. Okay, and Pepsi determined
that what we filmed was too violent, so it never

(59:30):
came out, which is funny because they shelved mine, like
maybe a couple of weeks before they ran Kendall Jenner's.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Which caused a lot of you know, like she's promoting
world peace with a Pepsi and she brace relations and
police brutality by handing a cop a Pepsi.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Right, I thought that was pretty funny. But it was
great because uh, you know, I mean whatever, Like it
was a Papa John's pizza slash Pepsi thing, and it's
these are the last things I wanted to promote.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
So would they pay? So yeah, it was.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
It was a good amount of money. There's a good
amount of money. And I got paid all the money
and I met you know, what's really proven to be
the love of my life. And I didn't have to
promote Pepsi or Papa John.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
So how long was it before you started dating?

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
After we got down to the physical business of it
right away, now, February fifth, man very slow and conventional.
We went on dates and then after Tom Brady won
that miraculous super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Over the edge, right, So it's going on a year now.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
It's going on a year. I'm looking at you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Know, when you met her on the set or wherever
that you met her, did you did you know this
you like this chick or I mean, you want to
bang this chick, But did you know it would last?

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
I mean, how could you ever know? But she was
wearing a ring on her wedding finger or whatever, the
marriage finger. Yeah, so I figured she was off limits.
But it turned out that that ring was just I
don't know, right, gotcha, it was a creeping yeah. So
so yeah, she she slid into my d m oh okay,

(01:01:08):
all right, right, and we just went on a handful
of dates and then and and it's it's really remarkable man,
how we we've like never yelled at any one another,
like we uh that just resolve conflict in a very mature.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Way, healthy way, which is a first for you.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
It is. Yeah, my relationship before that we couldn't go
for Before that, it was cat BONDI.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, the tattoo artists correct.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Yeah, and we were not able to ever go I
think two days without some blowout?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Do you think it was just a combination of the
two of you. Do you think Cat Vonde could date
someone else, me, dater whoever, and like have a normal
relationship where you're not having blow ups every two days.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I would like to.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
I would wish I would wish for her to half
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Because didn't you date her twice like I did recently, years.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
A long long time ago? And then and then about
whatever did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
You fall prey to this? Here's what happens sometimes, because
I've I've fallen victim times. You break up with a
girl and you know, because she's crazy, and then you
see the same girl five six years later and you go, oh, man,
she's hot. Why did I Why did I break up
with her? Strike up a conversation you're like, God, I
was such an idiot to break up with her. You
get back together, and then about two weeks later you go,

(01:02:34):
this nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Right, It wasn't the case that I had broken up
with her. It was, you know, the first time around
two thousand and seven, I was in such terrible shape
and so much trouble with drugs and alcohol that she
just had to cut me loose. And then over the
course of the following so many years, we both got sober,
we both became big into animal rights and and vegan

(01:03:00):
and you know, and you know whatever, you know, sort
of minor celebrity that we both have, and there was
a lot of compatibility, and so it seemed like it
made sense. And then it was like sort of like
you said, oh, yeah, right, right, but you know, I
mean whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
But it is an amazing how different things like, I'm engaged.
I've been engaged. I don't know how many years. A
couple of years now, I mean, I don't know, but
I think it's about four years that I've been together
with her, and we've never fought.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Great.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
It's just it's a very I tell people, I go, look,
people call into the show all the time and oh,
I'm fighting with my girlfriends. She did this, she's crazy
and she threw my clothes out onto the front. I go,
you don't need to put up with this nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
People. It's amazing what people will put up with in relationships.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Right well, I mean a lot of people thrive on
the drama of the conflict and all that, and and
I'm so grateful that that's not part of my story.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Right yeah, So you sounds like you're happy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
I'm like, yeah, really pretty happy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Would you ever get married? Well, you've been married.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
I have never been married.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I thought you've been married twice. I got a I
had a bad wikipedia or something that I got Yeah,
I got engaged.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You know, there were such false alarms. I don't even
really consider them. That was kind of out of my mind.
But you know, I never got.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Married, never got married. So would you get married to
this new girl you think?

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
I certainly, I'm thinking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Thinking about it. You're yeah, you're ready, but no kids,
you're kids? You would do it? Tell me about this
jet fuel uh firing?

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Well, when you take rocket engine like model rockets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Okay, and then the like the hard powdery kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Right right, you hollow out the engine and it's this
like super volatile kind of gunpowder looking stuff. And there's
just a bunch of stunts that I did with like
different explosions and and this is I wanted to be
able to do a big grand finale blowing up my
living room, and uh, I just kept getting away with
every stunt, and I thought, well, you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Know, Figer and better, let's just keep going.

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
I gotta get kind of hurt, right, So the plan
was we sort of sprinkled this like really wait too much,
just so much for this rocket engine fuel all over
the living room carpet, and I laid in it and
did the snow angel as my buddies blew it up,
and I just right away I knew.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
You knew him instantly.

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
Before the fire was even out. Someone skin was missing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
What is what? What does this feel like? Just incredible?

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
I mean I've before yeah, and uh yeah, it's just
like wow, Okay, I just got burned.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
And I've touched a stove and it's like an incredible
like right, just just finger.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
I ended up having h skin grafted on to fifteen
percent of my body. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
What does it look like today? Is it? Is it
like crazy?

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
It's generally pretty heeled up. There's a lot of tattoos
that are a bit faded, you know, none that are
completely gone, but but some are quite faded. And I
went to Yeah, I mean it happened July third. It
was like a couple of days, and I went to
Denver to do shows, and each day the pain hurt

(01:06:12):
more and more. I ended up having to cancel shows
because I was in surgery, and that's why I chose
Denver to go back and kind of pick up. That's
why I'm just doing the special. And I was in
the burn unit in Denver, and then the next week
I was in the burn unit in Phoenix because that
shows there, and I heard I heard so many times,
Oh yeah, everybody who gets shot and stabbed, they'll tell

(01:06:33):
you the burns are the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Yeah, it's would rather be shot or stabbed than go
through it. And there's no question, hands down by far,
that that burn episode was the most pain I've ever
been in. And what's crazy is that it gets it
gets worse and worse. I didn't know that because I'd
never had like really serious third degree burns, you know,

(01:06:56):
in my all my experience. It hurt really bad, and
I healed in this case, it hurt really bad, and
then the next day it hurt worse, and then worse
and then worse. And when I finally showed up at
the hospital in Denver, just begging for become a sober guy,
and I'm like, do you guys have any numbing cream,
anything I can smear all over myself that'll take the
pain away? And they said, yeah, you know, we got

(01:07:17):
something like that, but let's check you in and get
you looked at. And the doctors looked at me. They
just freaked out. They're like, where that What the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Have you been doing for five days?

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
Like this isn't it Not only is it not healing,
it's getting like dramatically worse.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
You could get it infection and staff.

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
Infection, all that. And what's more is that the damage
actually spreads when you have these burns, and I don't
know how I made it, you know, forty three years
and never learned. Yes, but the damage deepens and it spreads,
and the pain just gets crazier and crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
And you tell them I don't want pain killers. Right,
Normally they would just drug someone up immediately, right, I told.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Them I didn't want pain killers. But ultimately, when they asked,
when's the last time I ate? And I had just eaten.
They were like, oh, we have to wait for eight hours.
And I was like, that's when I asked for paink
I'm still in in all my sobriety, I've never filled
out a prescription for painkillers. But I have had pain

(01:08:16):
killers given, like in the hospital through an ivy for
various things.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
When that happens, are you and you get this in
the ivy? Does that worry you that you're going to
because I had one time I went into the hospital,
I had an intestinal block. I didn't know. I mean
it just I felt fine at night. I woke up
and went in did the radio show, and about half
an hour, what about half an hour into the show theater,

(01:08:41):
I'm like, I have a stomach ache. And about fifteen
minutes after that, I'm bent over and I cannot move.
I have an ambulance come to take me, and they
gave me dilauded or something that's what it's called in
the hospital.

Speaker 7 (01:08:52):
And sure that was a big drug in the drugstore
Cowboy movie.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
I've never had any pain killers or anything and other
than like a tile and all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
And I asked you a nurse. I go, how long
is this? I'm an intense pain. I go, how long
is this going to take to kick in? Like thirty
forty five minutes? She goes, oh no, she puts that
in and it's like wow. And I immediately I'm like,
what are you doing tonight? Baby? It's instantaneous. Are you
worried that when you read something like that that that
it triggers a well, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
It's like you open the cage, the whole gorilla is
coming in, right. And so there's a major concern about that.
And that's why I've been so careful not to take painkillers.
But in this case, it just hurts so bad that
I just didn't even care. I mean, the pain was
so it was the worst pain I had ever been in.
And sorry, I was just begging them for pain killers
at that point. And my arms were so burnt the

(01:09:42):
ivy had to go in my neck.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
This is one of my jokes for my new special.
It's a you know what it's like to be a
sober addict shooting up all these great drugs right into
your neck. It's like being a pedophile and chuck e cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
This is very dangerous.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
You know it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Now, if you had to it, would burning be the
if you had to pick the way that you were
going to go, would you say burning alive would be
the last way you would want to go because you've
been close to death probably twenty times.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
What's so funny is they like for the like, uh,
you know this, this, this, and I keep going back
to this new comedy special. But there's a lot of arrests,
you know, like I'm playing with you know, I'm basically
breaking the wall left and right, which which makes it
so fun like nothing I did for it? Could you ensure?
Which is my favorite because it actually takes it a

(01:10:38):
step beyond how crazy Jackass was. And and so it
kind of turns into a little bit of a journey
through my criminal record. And I'm trying to find, like
dig up all my mug shots, you know, so I
could have like a montage like I'll look a little
bit like d m M, you know, just like Lindsay Lohands.
I have a lot of mugshots out there, and I'm
trying to collect them together. And one of them I

(01:10:59):
was reaching out to my reach out to my buddy
who I got arrested with and I was like, yeah,
I'm trying to get her mugshots. He goes, dude, I'll
never forget that night. The cops were had their guns
pulled out, the guns pointed at me, saying let me,
you know, put your hands up them to see your hands.
And I continued to try to shove my beer into
the back of my book because I was underage. I
was only nineteen, yeah, And I hear him trying like,

(01:11:20):
I don't want, like I'm not supposed to have my
beer because I'm underage, right, And I'm just trying to
stick it in my I'm drunk out of my mind
and I'm trying to like stick jam this beer into
my pants, and the cops have their guns to me,
They're like, let me shoo your hands, and I keep
doing that, like that might actually be one of the
craziest stunt you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Know, you would have. And that's exactly what my buddy said.

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
He texted me. He said, it's a good thing you're white.
You went.

Speaker 14 (01:11:47):
When the bombs drop and there's nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Left but a faint radio signal, the only voice remaining will.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Be rovers morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
After this, Hizzy, I think I have this nine call.
This will be the first time that Mary Elizabeth's ever
been heard on the show. Oh boy, Jeffrey's really happy.
But is that why he's shower out there? He's just Jeffrey.
When he's shower, he sits in his little chair out
there in the hallway. It's not good, and he just
stares at his phone like he just pretends like he

(01:12:23):
doesn't even hear the show.

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
He's just half the time he's just staring at you.
It looks like he's staring at his phone. Jeff playing
cards on my phone. Folly, Wow, that's good on the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
So you just sit out there playing solitaire or so much.

Speaker 9 (01:12:39):
I didn't know my wife is in pie. Well, thank god,
my wife's asleep right now. It's so. But she doesn't
she really doesn't want her voice heard on the ear.
So that's well now. But now when one calls public domain,
unfortunately he.

Speaker 12 (01:12:50):
Saw I remember when I called nine one one, I
didn't want my story out there, and they pulled that tape.

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
Unfortunately it was public access my kids.

Speaker 9 (01:12:59):
Unfortunately he saw. Now I got and now I have
to listen to her yell at me for the rest
of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Get no sleep. So she's gonna punch you in the balls.
Only knows what.

Speaker 9 (01:13:08):
Shot them down my throat. Like I said, God knows
what tubes out sleep by the door for you to
come home and sell your crotch.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
All right, thank you, Joe.

Speaker 9 (01:13:16):
Oh more like punch my lights out and probably break
my nose. Who knows you might be approval.

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
I wish I were married.

Speaker 9 (01:13:23):
She she has a temper.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Maybe she'll rip that sweatshirt right off of you. This
wants she wants to.

Speaker 8 (01:13:31):
I don't think that's going anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
Yeah, he has no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
He doesn't want her to get her hands on it.
So he sleeps and the thing hasn't taken off in
the pens.

Speaker 12 (01:13:40):
To and you know people that kind of mold into
the recliners.

Speaker 21 (01:13:45):
It's seeping into his chest.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
He's become one with that arm Jesus.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
But no, I'm not one with I'm never one with
a piece of clothing.

Speaker 23 (01:13:58):
The game.

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
I still want you only way in. Burnie brought my
little gruel lightery and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Just Scott, you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Scotty. Hey,
I'm no good. What's up? Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
I was kind of confused because yesterday Jeffery said his
wife didn't call nine one one, she called the local
number because it wasn't an emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Yeah, it's just what did she call? Rob? Did they
tell you she called the local number?

Speaker 15 (01:14:30):
But luckily for us, the city of Lakewood records all
phone calls in so they were able to find the
local phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Wow, wow, all right? Thank you? Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
I mean?

Speaker 16 (01:14:40):
Because now I'm just gonna play this again. This is
the news, local news for this, right, Jeffrey, he's got
to talk all over it.

Speaker 12 (01:14:51):
And oh you ud like to see his reaction, get
him in.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Yeah, it's what. It's very funny because when we called.

Speaker 15 (01:14:57):
The police department yesterday, we said we're searching for a
nine one and we gave the address and the time,
and the officer listened to the Night one one tape
and called back and he goes, so you're a member
of the media, And we go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Yeah, and he goes, must be a slow news day.

Speaker 15 (01:15:09):
If you want this night on one tape, and we go,
you don't understand, we really need.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
This tape because you know, it's not like someone help
someone's breaking in, you know, it's it's like it's someone
so to check this up what did they leave? Someone?
Apparently somebody left a jar baby food, some shredded cheese,
and some kittie litter on Jeffrey's front doorstep or somewhere
around his house. I do have to say that that

(01:15:35):
that's that is kind of crossing the line. I think
you know that when someone's leaving stuff on your front porch,
you call nine one one over it. No, no, I
mean you dispose of it.

Speaker 26 (01:15:48):
He is odd, But I wouldn't call the cops over
I don't think, but you know, it is kind of
I certainly don't encourage anyone to do that to poor Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
To say it is I mean, come wow, man, that
kids got to eat? Yeah, all right, let me let
me play this day period is this is Jeffrey's wife
Mary Elizabeth calling the police.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Forget him in there yesterday. Get in there.

Speaker 27 (01:16:15):
Conversation recorded on November twenty ninth, two thousand eleven, at
twelve thirteenth on Channel twelve.

Speaker 28 (01:16:27):
Paper please I go.

Speaker 22 (01:16:32):
First March.

Speaker 28 (01:16:35):
Day afternue Do you need the police to come out
to one? What's the problem?

Speaker 29 (01:16:40):
Yes, because I thought I got a march out derby
sird on my front porch with teeth.

Speaker 28 (01:16:46):
Around it with one around it.

Speaker 29 (01:16:49):
There's cheek, just very breach o propery foot chout with
cheeth around it on my front porch.

Speaker 30 (01:16:55):
Okay, could you imagine the car the pause for a second, right,
she's like, wait, a second jar of baby food with
water mafted you say anthrax?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
No cheese, She's wrapped around. And the best part is
she never says somebody dropped it off. She's just saying,
in my front yard, I asked the jar baby food cheese.
It's like she didn't explain that anybody dropped it off.

Speaker 29 (01:17:23):
Okay, yes, yes, okay, I'm just something else.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
I think wait, I think she laughed. Go back, tell
us a laugh right there from the dispatch. We got
to go back about ten seconds because this lady does that.
I mean, the nine one opera doesn't say anything. She goes, yeah, goes, yeah,
that's it, the property.

Speaker 28 (01:17:54):
With teeth around it.

Speaker 29 (01:17:57):
Okay, yes, yes, okay, I'm just just something else. No, no,
just chee your cheek around it. I don't I don't
think around here. You know, it's just a singer prints.

Speaker 22 (01:18:14):
I don't know what they do at all.

Speaker 28 (01:18:17):
I don't think they're West finger prints. But what's your name.

Speaker 9 (01:18:23):
That's for finger, prince read cheese.

Speaker 31 (01:18:32):
Oh my gosh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Jeffrey, Oh my god, that's
not that's not entertaining at all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Jeffrey's gotta put it, You've gotta put us. Well, give
him some time.

Speaker 9 (01:18:57):
I don't find it entertaining at all. And plus I'm
trying to keep myself from going postal, and its best
to have the wall separate me and Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
Why what.

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
To do with anything?

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
What does Robin to do with anything?

Speaker 9 (01:19:11):
No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying we had was
what happened yesterday, and you apologies. And I just figured
this is the best thing for me, just to have
the wall separate in the two of us, so I
don't do anything stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Okay, let me there's another thirty seconds left here it all.

Speaker 28 (01:19:29):
I don't think you're a bus. But what's your name? Okay?
My name is Marie Elizabeth? That your last name?

Speaker 20 (01:19:41):
No?

Speaker 28 (01:19:46):
And again, why did you guys do phone?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Would you have a different last name than you?

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
Did say, yeah, it's a different last name. We want
we don't want to reveal all over info.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
But what is that? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
Wait, it's not.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
This is the last three letters of her maiden last name.
It's a hyphenated name.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
What do you mean by that? I'm trying to understand this, well,
her maiden.

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
I really don't want to give out her too much
information either, But let's just say Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
No, that's not three letters, it's it's Smith. Let's just
let's just pretend it's Smith. So does she go by
Mary Elizabeth Smith Laroxe something like that?

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Well, the Smith isn't actually exactly her real maiden name,
but you're using it as an example. But that's the
example of a hyphenated name.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Are you guys? But but does she say all right, hey,
let me let me listen to this.

Speaker 28 (01:20:44):
Your phone number?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Wait, Lily, all right? So does she go by Smith
Laroke or Laroque Smith?

Speaker 32 (01:20:51):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:20:51):
Smith Laroke didn't say it. But but well, I'm Charlie.
I'm using it as and using Smith as an example.
I'm not giving out her real maiden No.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
But what he's saying is that loc wasn't mentioned at all.

Speaker 9 (01:21:04):
I think it was.

Speaker 15 (01:21:04):
I don't know if they probably bleeped it out. Now
then I can actually get you the unbleep version. If
he's okay with her last n because I.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
Think this, this person that put the stuff on my
front porch really actually crossed the line.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Well, okay, is she embarrassed.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
By the name of lo.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
How she is?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Why would she use your name? Isn't that her last name?

Speaker 15 (01:21:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah, but that's just how she is to Why wouldn't
she use what's the hyphenated name? If the hyphen if
let's say she's a Smith Jones, Mary Elizabeth Smith Jones,
But wouldn't it How come Loarc isn't in there at all?

Speaker 7 (01:21:46):
You're not married? Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I am Mary?

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Did you see this?

Speaker 28 (01:21:49):
I have?

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
I mean I have a marriage license on file at
the Kylehuger County Courthouse.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
All right, huh, let me listen to them.

Speaker 28 (01:22:00):
Okay, okay, we're busy, right, number, We're.

Speaker 9 (01:22:11):
Real busy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Recording, We're real all week.

Speaker 13 (01:22:16):
We're busy, lady, just throw it out the garbage. Yeah,
I don't get that last name thing. I don't understand
that either.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
It never will. That's why you guys will never understand me.

Speaker 8 (01:22:27):
She must not have taken your last name.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
She took my last name. And I guess you have
enough time to say it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
So I'm taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
She spelled it, she didn't, shouldn't include the part I
think she's embarrassed to be a lot roque. Yeah, yeah,
this is very This is odd to me. I mean
the whole thing is odd, but that that's a little
tidbit of you know, oddness. Well there's some.

Speaker 15 (01:22:48):
It gets weirder because I decided, after hearing this last name,
I decided that I would do some investigative work.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Oh actually free if I could find a marriage certificate.

Speaker 21 (01:22:59):
Anything you want to say, Jeffrey before I am married.

Speaker 9 (01:23:01):
I don't care what Rob's gotta say. I mean, Rob,
just play.

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
That's he's doing his job.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Well, Rob, I am married. Okay, okay, okay. Well when
did you guys get married?

Speaker 9 (01:23:12):
De Summer eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
Well that's weird because the according to the Cuyahoga County's
Marriage Office, it says that their marriage certificate expired on
August fourth of nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
Was but still we have the actual license, but.

Speaker 15 (01:23:30):
It expired, so they might not legally be married if
the marriage certificate or the marriage license expires and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Then you get married.

Speaker 9 (01:23:37):
I never hear of a marriage license ever expiring.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Doys it right here.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
That's for an.

Speaker 9 (01:23:40):
Application for marriage license. So it's not he never, he never.
Actually there's no marriage license, just an application to get married.

Speaker 13 (01:23:47):
Wait did they felt the application thinking it was the license?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
And then are you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Are you? Are you possibly not legally married? I'm legally married.

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
I don't care. I'll I don't give her rants ask
what a little investigation, Rob, does I feel it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Let me finish?

Speaker 9 (01:24:04):
Hey, so let him finish the Just why I don't
talk much on you because I because I start talking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
To don't right? Yeah, yeah, we all know how little
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
What you fill out the application? We got we got
legally married in the little village Millennial because I was
when then when their mayor was aving able to actually
legally marry us, he signed to the certificate, and then
then we got married in the church. Do you know
that Lindale literally has a population of yeah, the smallest church,
smallest town in the whole state of Ohio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Seventy that's what their population is, seventy May seventy seventy people. Jeffrey,
I think you forgot to get married. You've you've filled
out the application to get married, but then you never
actually got married.

Speaker 9 (01:24:44):
Whenever you say, Charlie, but I know I'm legally married.
Did you wear a tux and she wore a dress?

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
That doesn't mean they're married.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
No, But did you get all dressed up and go
to this place?

Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
No, we just got I just got dressed in. We
just got dressed in the matching clothes, tan pants, red shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
She was, Yeah, well you were the target. It's romantic.
I liked that. So the two of you wore magic clothes.
She hadn't freemont?

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Yeah? Who and no?

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
We and then we had the ceremony in the church
on the summer nineteen ninety nine, and we have the
video of it, but I'm not gonna review.

Speaker 21 (01:25:24):
You got that in?

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Come on, Jeffrey, bring that in?

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
Please?

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
What you no?

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Yeah, and we'll shake shake shake on it. Not bring
that in?

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
So you guys, who was all there at the wedding?
Your family?

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
And it was when my mom's mom, when both my
grandmas were still living when we got married. Yeah, my parents,
her cousins, people in her family, people in my family,
my brother, my both my brothers, my brother Clip, my
older brother is my best man. They're married.

Speaker 12 (01:25:50):
You guys, well, I think that they fill out the application,
but they didn't get.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
The I mean legally binding marriage.

Speaker 9 (01:25:59):
Yeah, it was a we have a legally binding marriage
license that could probably go to the county courthouse and
see I did that.

Speaker 12 (01:26:05):
Yeah, I mean that's that's exactly what you're saying that.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
You could do. Rob already did that. So what last
name is is for your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
My last kid My kids had my last name.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Not and so she doesn't go, don't say that, don't say.

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
Come on, but that's the that's the actual maiden name.
So but what's on her driver's license just don't have
a driver's license. And it's a hyphenated name on her
state ID. It is with a little roque on there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
I don't care. Who was the maid of honor in
the wedding PMI honor was her one cousin, Doya. Yeah.
Was it the nice ceremony and everything nice? Little How
long did it take?

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
It was a standard wedding ceremony. It was almost like
a mass because we were both raised Catholic. Yeah, I
had I had, well I didn't. I had something similar
to a double rest suit for my wedding.

Speaker 24 (01:26:57):
You said you had a red shirt and no, no, no, no,
that was when we legally married in the city hall
to make it legal. And then when we got married
in church. We got all dressed up. She had the
wedding dress, I had the taxil. We got married in
the church.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Yeah, I was confused. I thought you were in the
church the target outfit.

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
No, we didn't wear the target outfits in the church.
We did that just to have to get to make
it legal at the city hall, and then then you
have to have the wedding within six months. So like
in December, we had our actual wedding ceremony in the
church where we got all dressed up and went the
whole nine yards.

Speaker 12 (01:27:28):
And that's so I didn't know when you got married
you actually have two ceremonies.

Speaker 9 (01:27:32):
What was I thinking, Well, I didn't know that first
is illegal is the legal one to make it legal
everybody else in the eyes of the law. And then
you then you go before the priest and the eyes
of the church. That's the way to do it to
can people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Some people don't. I mean most people don't have to
go in front of the judge. You just go and
we just we we just followed whatever the protocol was there.

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
And then I had.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
And then for my wedding outfit was black.

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
Was was like a talk too, but with a double
Breakford jacket with a little pin anywhere the bow tie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
You should bring in some of your wedding photos.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
We didn't have it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:08):
We didn't take we even have a We did not
have a lot of money to work with for a
for a full blown out wedding. We didn'tven have money
for a photographer. We had to use a a little
boombox for we had to have the syrup. We had
to have a reception at my parents' house. It was
an open house reception. Everyone's coming in and out and saying,
you're boombox instead of.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Like a DJ.

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
We need to go to Vegas and have him and
Mary Elizabeth get formally married.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Oh yeah, justin, you're on a roll reg bord of
gloryod morning, justin.

Speaker 10 (01:28:33):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Hey man, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
I don't think he's actually married.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I just got married last month. And the certificate they
give you when you first sign up, that's so that
you can get like the priests and everybody to sign it,
and then you have to mail it back in by a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Certain time in order to be legit.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
So the one they give you when you go sign
up originally isn't the actual thing.

Speaker 9 (01:28:51):
It's just like a certificate for you to have and
it expires.

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
It's like a job application and you have to turn
it in eventually, and you just never turned it in.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Looks like as got a feel and everything, because you
got to like fill out the two parts at the
bottom and then tear it off and turn it back
into Did.

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
You do that, Jeffrey, We we didever whatever was required
at the time, because if we got married in ninety nine,
he just got married and what last week? So they've
changed things, you said, I'm thinking, but on file says
you're not married.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Yeah, well final, I'll find out for myself. All right,
what a way of ringing my anniversary of the show? No,
the anniversary of the show today.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
He's been working on the show for one year, to know,
he's been talking about this for the past three months.
December first, right, Yeah, today's man for Jeffrey Litrowe made
it one years.

Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
It going for you so far?

Speaker 9 (01:29:46):
Well, at least I need to slam my car into
a utility, Paul, at least killing you know in the process.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Yep, one year anniversary.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
More awkward than when your barber brush is junk up
against your arm.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Hey yeah, come on, man, he's Rover's Morning Glory, Mandy.
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Mandy.

Speaker 7 (01:30:10):
Morning.

Speaker 33 (01:30:12):
I've been following, much like the Iranian crisis, I guess
this would be the Instagram crisis of twenty twenty. And
I'll start, you know, with Charlie's post, you know, sending
it over to Dumb and dumb, you know, flipping out
and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Well, just to refresh people's memory, someone posted someone was
in a grocery store and posted a photo of Dumb,
a surreptitious photo of Dumb and his fiance shopping in
a grocery store. Now, I don't find this strange at all,
because this kind of stuff happens to me NonStop. But Dumb,
apparently is this is just off limits to Dom.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
He's completely riled up, flips out over this, posts this
weird Instagram rant on how we the people are that
took this photo of him and posted it? And then
Charlie posted a very funny spoof photo of him and
his girlfriend in a grocery store with a cart full

(01:31:16):
of things like depends, things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:20):
Adult I don't know what. I just was grabbing stuff
from the aisles and just loading the cart. I think
they're pads. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
No, poise, I believe are like adult diapers on there too.
I thought poise are just ones for women.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Oh okay, I think I'm not you know what, to
be honest, I'm just grabbing stuff anyhow, Yes, go on, Mandy.

Speaker 33 (01:31:43):
Anyway. I did notice that, Captain Klint.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
You're right the first time, Yes, And.

Speaker 33 (01:31:52):
I was wondering if Charlie saw it, because usually, you know,
post a big, lengthy explanation of why he's posting something. Well,
this one didn't have nearly.

Speaker 28 (01:32:02):
You know, the page long con you know, caption with it.

Speaker 17 (01:32:05):
It's just a picture of two face.

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
So is that Dumb's rebuttal?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
No, it is dumb post.

Speaker 21 (01:32:11):
I did.

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
I did see Dumb's posts of just two face from
Batman because he thinks he says, I'm a two face.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
This is directed at you, Charlie. Yeah, and why are
you two face? You'd have to ask dumb that dumb?
Why is Charlie two face? I already explained this yesterday,
explained this yesterday explain it again. Okay, I'm slower. I'm
not saying that you are. This person is a slow period.

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
A lot of emails.

Speaker 10 (01:32:39):
Just go on, go on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
No, I got it. It's I'm I'm a loser. I'm
the worst Charlie. So funny. I got it. He's a
two face. That's what it is. Is he's the one
who I only know about this whole post because he
said it to me, telling me. But it's really weird
that this happened, that these people are doing this and
saying all this stuff, and then when I mentioned it,
he then turned it to me being the crazy person. Yeah,

(01:33:04):
he's a two face in that sense that he wants
to you know, I got your back instigating things. Well,
he's either a well it's one of the okay, he's uh,
he tells you I don't know what I don't know
what you want friend.

Speaker 12 (01:33:19):
No, did he tell he just had your back by
saying this is out there?

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
Did he tell you to make that ranting post.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
No, he didn't tell me to do anything.

Speaker 15 (01:33:29):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
My suggestion was was something different. Actually it was my suggestion.
But okay, go ahead, what well, supermarket sweep thing, load everything,
hold on the thing that was my idea.

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
Okay, well you went a different route. Okay, I don't
remember who. Maybe you did, and I said that would
be funny if you you're next. You did an Instagram
live going through the grocery store just loading your car. Yeah,
just like because everybody's saying, I can't believe Dumb's shopping
at the grocery store getting because and I thought that
was ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (01:33:58):
I really did.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
I thought that was ridiculous that anybody would call him
out for buying groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
I still do think that three days it took him
to say that. That's what I'm saying. He's a phony.
He he says one thing to you, then comes on
the air and tries to be cool and jump on
handwagon with you. Three that's the whole point. But then
off the air, he's like he has your bag. He's like, oh,
that's crazy that people are folks that look at how
cool I am. Guys, I'm I'm piling on.

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
I'm piling on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Look how cool I am?

Speaker 7 (01:34:23):
I see?

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
So he So anyways, I when he said he's going
to go to the grocery store and just do supermarket
sweep kind just like grabbing things from the cart. And
I was like, that'd be very funny because you're gonna
just be trolling them, beatrolling the people that are making
fun of you. Instead, you took a different route and
you wrote a lengthy post that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
It's a tyrate. Remember it's a tyrate, it's a tyrant
ty right, Yes, Yes, So then I went, I was walking.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
The grocery store and that was the day we talked
about it, and I was like, oh, you know'd be fine.
I'm with my girlfriend. I said, you don't be fine
if we posted, if we made a similar picture. Yes,
And it took like a minute. I just grabbed a
couple of items, put him in the cart, took the photo.
I went, Chris had to go ask the guy that
works there, like just a guy that that's stuck in
the shelves, can you take this picture?

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Yes, he took the picture. I know dumb would actually
find it funny. I actually didn't know this would upset
him so much because it was when you sent it
to me it was funny. But then when you then
subsequently posted it and used my verbiage and basically, just
so he's making fun of you, he's not making fun
of the making. He's the biggest pony, and he's proud

(01:35:32):
to be like, Oh, I have your back. I'm phony,
I do have. The person who posted that Instagram photo
originally emailed me. Oh god, she sent a long email
in to me the other day. Here's the photo.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
If you're watching RMG TV, it's just it's just a
photo of Dumb and his fiance shopping in a grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
I don't find this weird at all.

Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
This is a common thing when you see someone out
the chair nervous about approaching. Tiffany rights Dumb, can you
I'd like Dumb to hear this as well.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
I don't know where dumb went. You can hear he's
been yelling from the office all day. So and what's
he yelling about. I've been yelling from the office all day,
at least for the last hour.

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
Wow, this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Okay, I'm commenting in the back back there on what
they're saying. I'm yelling. I can hear you up here. Okay, Tiffany,
do something on the show for once. Mattitude. Hi everyone,
So I am.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
The person who posted the picture of Dumb and b
one on Facebook. I think some things need to be
cleared up. Yes, I saw John dumb a giant eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
That's a grocery store here. Yes, I walked past, then
walked past again to verify it was him. Then we
went on to our shopping business. I had to go
pick something else while my guy was in line. As
I walked past, I saw them again third time. I
was going to ask for a picture, but I was
a little nervous, so I took a picture instead.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Also, I know what a dick he can be on
the show and wasn't sure if I could approach him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
It wasn't to catch him in the act of anything.

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
When I posted the photo on Facebook, all I said was, quote, Luke,
who I saw a giant eagle today?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Yes, I was in Ninja with the camera unquote.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
Then the comments blew up, saying why are they shopping
there if they're so broke, talked about b One's amazing
ass and how they think b One is too hot
for him. No, I was not stalking. I will say
I've heard that. Rover claimed that Dom and b One
argue all the time. What I saw at the store

(01:37:48):
wasn't fighting. They were laughing and seemed to be enjoying
their time.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Together. I posted it because I thought that it was awesome.
I saw them out and about I was excited. I
had no idea it would blow up like this. Then
Dumb said he and b One are just normal people.
What he fails to realize is he's not. He's on
the number one radio show. He's a celebrity, So stuff

(01:38:13):
like this will happen when you're out in public. Dumb
wanted his jump back so badly, but apparently he can't
handle what it entails. So no, Dumb, don't flatter yourself
thinking we were trying to make you into something else.
We weren't stalking you. And thank you Rover for understanding
that some people are just too shy to come up

(01:38:34):
to someone who they consider to be a local celebrity.
She did walk past three times though. Rover, by the way,
dumb cheating on his wife for the prostitute in Nevada.
She says, so dumb, what do you have to say?
It sounds to me it's just like what I said.
Her post wasn't malicious. She just said, look how I
saw the grocery store today. That was her post. Yes,

(01:38:54):
all the listeners are very good at regurgitating exactly what
you say. They're very good at parroting every word you say.
Great at that. And I never accused them of stalking me,
so you no, Nope, I use the word skulking because
they were skulking around. They weren't stalking. The stalkers are.
I wouldn't even have brought this up if I felt
that they were stalkers. I telled, I said, the only

(01:39:14):
thing that happened at one point, The only stalker ish
thing was when the guy made Britney feel uncomfortable because
it was the third time that he passed her.

Speaker 20 (01:39:24):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
So and again, this had nothing to do with inappropriateness.
This was you're posting a picture with there's nothing there.
You're trying to create just you being out is that's there.
I'm not a celebrity, I mean, behind the scenes, low
level producer. Well I know I know that. Okay, Well

(01:39:46):
this is what everybody else you know at them, I'm
other people are somewhat impressed. I don't know why. Every
day what a piece of garbage loser I am. Yes,
you do, and good listeners do. Everybody reminds me how
terrible for all of us and all you do too.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
I guess I don't play the woe.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
You couldn't even. I was in my back office. I
was catching a little bit of the aftermath yesterday, just
for about I don't know, maybe two minutes. I flipped
it on, and I believe that Charlie I missed it,
but I think Charlie had just commented a dumb shirt
and said something like that's a nice shirt that said
stop into a front and was after, oh, okay, listen,

(01:40:27):
you can't even.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
You can't even tell dog, you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Can't say, oh, that's a nice shirt. But was there
a build up before that? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:40:33):
We were discussing this issue, which I actually I didn't think.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
He worked him trying to save face after crapping on
me for a half hour. Oh by the way, a
couple of text musts just say you look good in
your new shirt. Wow, thank you you saved face? Great?
What is that supposed to be?

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
He talked bad about you for thirty minutes on the
aftermath and.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Just ran his mouth and I told him, now I
felt about it, that's it. I didn't know the picture
was gonna that I took was gonna upset him so much.
I really didn't and he seemed mad at me all
day yesterday or just not really talking to me much.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
I don't know if he's mad. And then we started
the aftermath. I could tell like he he just looked
upset with me, and I just really didn't think. We
hadn't discussed the picture at all, and I was like, who,
And then he brought it up and he said, you know,
you took that picture mocking me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
And I was surprised he.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
Was upset because when I took the picture first, the
first person I sent it to was Dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
You were the second.

Speaker 9 (01:41:26):
Thus I sent it to Dumb, almost going like I
just sent it to him, and he wrote back lol.
When he wrote that, I thought, clear, it's a post
on Instagram book.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
I didn't know I was upsetting him at all, because
I had almost showed it to him, like here, what
do you think of this? This is a thing I'm
thinking of posting. And all I got back was l ol.
I didn't say that, but I got lol, And you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
I want to be clear, you didn't warn him that
you were post No, I did not, But I don't
know why that would make him angry anyways, But and
so I said it angry. I don't. Here's the deal.
It's funny for every other person except the butt of
the joke. This is what you don't get. There's no
joke there. Who's the butt of the joke? This is
this is my point. There's no joke. There was just
someone who He calls it satire. Satire is a satirical.

(01:42:12):
It's a joke about something you're satiring. It's about the
stalkers at the grocery store. Conversation's over, Charlie's got He's
my best. It was a paradise because, like I said,
it was a paradiy. Nothing else to say.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Then.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Time was almost like weird, l like I was. I
love his version of the picture so much I want
to retreade it myself and just homage perfect word Rover.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
I wanted to bring him to new levels, and I
really didn't. That's why I swear to God. Though I
didn't think he'd be upset, I wouldn't have done it
because I said it to him. I said it to
him right off the bat, as soon as they took
and I said here. I just said it to him
and he wrote loll and I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
He liked it. I guess I think other people would
like the picture too.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
I didn't know that if I really wouldn't have done this,
if I knew's gonna be this mad about it because
it's not worth it. And then he said I was
being an a hole as an a hole. Well, I
called you a two face and an ahole. There's an
a hole in there. Two face a hole, two face
a hole. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
I don't I could say. During the last going into break,
I think Peter was in here as well. I said
to her, I go, Dumb's not really mad at this?
Is he really that mad?

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
He's mad?

Speaker 8 (01:43:16):
He never goes. I don't think so. But with Dom,
you never know. I actually I am quite surprised that
you're that mad about Charlie's post.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
You guys are surprised about everything I do. This is
what I'm honest like, Why is it so abnormal?

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
I'm just so abnormal that I'm the butt of a
joke and I reject to it. How you guys are
living in a world where Dom is just supposed to
walk around with his butthole open.

Speaker 22 (01:43:39):
Just geez, I.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Love this is great. Hey, take some pictures so everybody
can laugh about.

Speaker 28 (01:43:50):
It at me.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
That's what you guys want. No, do you want to
make fun of me? Great, I will not ever like it.
I don't think anything was making fun of me. The
original poto was just I am happy. I'm what a
treat that I got to see Dumb from my favorite
idea originally.

Speaker 6 (01:44:07):
Show this to dumb because I did think it was
ridiculous to what people were saying. I thought it was
out of control. They're like, louis this people money? None
of that came up, and you're when it came up
on the.

Speaker 9 (01:44:17):
Air, I don't think you're gonna get this mad. I
never if I really would have never shown this.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
My whole point is you were telling me one thing
off the air and then went on the air. I
was joking on the air. I really I've been the
whole time. Okay, cool, Dumb. I do have before we
get into the hizzy, I do have a suggest or
maybe we'll skip the shizzy. I don't know, get off
social media, right, that's just a big suggestion. No, no, no,

(01:44:43):
this is a suggestion from someone. Although that is true,
it seems that most of your angst is triggered by
social media. No, I have plenty of angs. Otherwise, I'm
just the reactionary person. You make fun of me, I'm
going to react to it. That's the way it works.
You say something nice to me, I'll react to that too,
But it only gets pointed out if it's crappy. That's it. Compliment.

(01:45:06):
We did react to my shirt compliment that gave you
negative way. God, you're such a nice guy to say
somebody kick him in the teeth for an hour and
say your bat teeth Actually, didn't they look great back there?
I didn't get to those those bat teeth look great? People?
All right, you look good today too, thanks Charlie. He's
wearing it.

Speaker 8 (01:45:26):
That very nice color you hair.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
I honestly, God, don't care what one of you thinks.

Speaker 8 (01:45:31):
Hair looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Don't care. I don't care what very so thank you.
I'm yes dressing for success. That's why I do it.
I want to, in fact, kind of pig right. Guys,
someone saw you out and about in public today. They
have no idea that you once had a heroin addict.
Take a dump on your chest. That's not that's not
good you look you're not my ex wife with a

(01:45:53):
prostitute of that that let's go through. Listen that x
Y was your wife at the time. At the time,
that's sorry, Well I have to say that's why because
my current one the only reason this gets brought up
is because my current one gets mad about it. So
she's not your wife, is she yance? Whatever? All right, well,
speaking of that dumb this guy has an incredible suggestion.

(01:46:13):
I don't know whether you would take.

Speaker 7 (01:46:16):
This or not.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Wow, I should be wonderful. Can't wait? He says everything
he wants me. To ensure that everything is legitimate. He
would like to start a gofund me called help Them
Get out of Debt with a goal of twenty five
thousand dollars. Would that? Would that get you out of
all of your debt? Twenty five thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
Not really, but close enough there you're more than twenty
five thousand dollars in day? Sure, I mean how much
you're talking about the dollars and cents of it? Just
wouldn't she want if if the goal I mean, if
you were thirty five thousand, then you just set the
goal for thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Five thousand dollars. Okay, all right, sure, so whatever the
amount is. But but but order to get that cash
you have to get a tattoo of dumb cheated on
his wife with a prostitute in Nevada.

Speaker 5 (01:47:06):
The logo of that from the t shirt on your back.
You can't have it removed or covered with a new tattoo.
He says, were over. You could set a minimum size.
You could have him tattooed live on the air. This
will get him back from private content to captain content.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
That what is private about me?

Speaker 28 (01:47:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
No, I think it is private about one bit of
my life. I would live on private content. You don't
know every single intimate detail of my what not private.

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
Talk.

Speaker 8 (01:47:41):
It is a double You don't get to shush me
if you're freaking out for zero.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
It does have a double mining.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
The person who sent it in originally said it's because
he's captain content. He's been demoted, but also because all
he should put his his uh stuff on social media
in private so that no one can see.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Wow probability, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
So the person who suggested private content instead of captain content,
he said it has a double meaning good, Okay, I
got it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
I understand that I got it. That was why I
was annoyed by it, because I'm not private at all. Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:48:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
He says.

Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
It would also be funny to see how long it
would take dumb to get right back into the same
predicament that he's currently in with his finances.

Speaker 13 (01:48:23):
Twenty five thousand takes a while, I think to get
back into that debt.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Yeah, I don't think he could beat to put the
money up.

Speaker 5 (01:48:30):
No, no, no, he wants to start to go find
me and everyone would donate a little bit of cash,
since I could probably donate a little bit like you did, Jefferies,
go fund me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Oh yeah, would you do that?

Speaker 26 (01:48:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
What for for thirty five thousand dollars? He wouldn't be
holding to all of you for this? No, what do
you mean behold all of you? And the listeners be
able to.

Speaker 9 (01:48:53):
Say linked that's predominant, no thinking what would happen?

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
But the but the end result would be a benefit
to you that you have thirty five thousand dollars and
you're out of debt. Yeah, nope, No, it's not gonna happen.
And I'm not going to put that on my back
so my kids have to see it. No, No, we'll
just wear air, just work for it, wear a shirt.
For the rest of you, we would have to a
beach with my children. Okay, don't go swimming with them

(01:49:18):
ever again.

Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
You swimming with.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
You just always always always has to be facing them
when you're in the ocean.

Speaker 8 (01:49:27):
Some celebrity just was in the ocean with their shirt
on swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Yeah, and we've always talked about how weird. Yes, let's
normalize everywhere thing I have to do after that, why
don't you do it for thirty five? Thirty five? Well,
you could say Gianna's College. Right now, you got that
on your back. What kind of person would turn down
a free college for Gianna?

Speaker 8 (01:49:49):
I would do that for thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
Five huge tattoo on your back. We're talking huge on
me on my back. You're gonna put that on your back?

Speaker 8 (01:50:06):
But the money thousand dollars? Yes, yeah, you have of
Deeter's Ato fraternity.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
So that for free for the radio program?

Speaker 12 (01:50:16):
Yes, and somebody is saying, we'll give you thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
There is a difference in the.

Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
There's a difference in the tattoo I wanted cheated on
my wife with a prostitute. Who wants that tattooed on
their back? I mean that's he wants the at O
tattoo that's a good one. Yeah, he wanted to join at.
I also lost a wheel spinning and that's why I
have that. We were did a wheel of tattoos. Yeah, yeah,
So I don't think she would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
In fact, that's what's going you're talking about the group,
what like rover, like one shoulder blade? What can I
put like a like a Hallmark card there?

Speaker 7 (01:50:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
I mean it would be great if it covered the
whole back like, but she wouldn't do that. That's much.
I take shoulder blades, yeah, okay, a shoulder a shoulder blade,
shoulder blade. Oh yeah, I think that's great. Thirty five
grand you would do that? Five thousand you were tanked up.

Speaker 8 (01:51:05):
I don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
I'll tell you right now. I wouldn't do it for
thirty five Would you do it for thirty five thousand dollars?
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (01:51:11):
But no, the difference is dumbs, you're not in financial
diary straits like dump needs the money.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
Your rest warn't out for it for him because of this.
So so what I'm saying is you're not in the
same situation. That's why you wouldn't take the thirty five
thousand dollars him. That would be very tempting. I would think, yeah,
it is tempting, but no step up. It would just
give them the day. And we have somebody who's willing
to do it for the show.

Speaker 10 (01:51:38):
So this is so.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
If you guys want to raise the thirty five grand
to get Doozie to get a tattoo of don't so
you wouldn't over whatever you want, you wouldn't do it
because you feel that the audience will have sad about
it in the first place. I feel bad that I
did it. I've been living with this the whole time.
You guys think I just walk around wearing it like
some sort of badge of honor, like because I tattooed,

(01:52:02):
And then I actually feel bad about it. I know
it's my kids are going to learn more and more
about it, and as it goes along, I feel bad
about the things I've done and the thid way I've
treated people in the past. You guys seem to think
I deserve some sort of ongoing public shaming for it
for the rest of my life, while I deal with
it at home every day and in my brain every day.

(01:52:24):
I don't like the way I treated people. I'm trying
to be a better person. I just owe people money now,
so that's it. Well, do you think about this, just
consider that. I'm not even considering it. You can just
wrap up this break. I'm not just consider this one last,
but not even considering it. Thirty five thousand dollars gets
you out of debt. A million if you give me one,
thirty five thousand dollars gets you out of debt.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
You put the tattoo on your back. You then immediately
take that thirty five thousand dollars to the casino, put.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
It on roulette. You have seventy thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:52:54):
I'm black.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
Let's just make bring up. You're on Rover's Morning Glory,
Good morning, Dave.

Speaker 10 (01:53:02):
Hey Rover did not do she get phil Simms from
the roulette wheel of Patoo's tattooed on her leg.

Speaker 12 (01:53:09):
My hippone, my left hip bone has a red number eleven,
fairly large size number eleven on it because I.

Speaker 8 (01:53:16):
Lost the game.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
You didn't get that removed yet? Oh no, you still
have that.

Speaker 15 (01:53:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:53:21):
My daughter is like, you have an eleven. That's radio
for you. I have on my one, uh my.

Speaker 22 (01:53:26):
Beak, closest show ever get to a ten.

Speaker 8 (01:53:31):
It's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (01:53:37):
Hang on, how is listening to RNG better than sex? Well,
it lasts for four hours, they said, a four minutes.
You can do it on the bus and you never
have to sit in the wet spot.

Speaker 34 (01:53:50):
Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 5 (01:53:55):
All right, Miss Morning Glory is going to come into
the studio. Oh, she was just crowned Miss Morning Glory
a few days ago at Roverfest X. Let's bring her in.
Let's sit here on the couch of Tears. We'll talk
to her. I don't know anything about her. I haven't
met her, but we'll learn all about her in just

(01:54:16):
a moment. Melissa is here, the Miss Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
Good morning, Melissa. How are you ya?

Speaker 8 (01:54:22):
I'm great?

Speaker 15 (01:54:22):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
I'm doing all right.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
So you were crowned Miss Morning Gloria a week and
a half ago. It was Did you think you were
going to win?

Speaker 21 (01:54:29):
I tried to hold my confidence. I was just going
in having fun with it. A lot of the other
girls they were amazing, but yeah, I just tried to
have a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
I thought you had a pretty good shot at it.

Speaker 8 (01:54:41):
I have done some MPC shows.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
So on an MPC show, Hold on, don't tell me
that must be what is it building? Oh damn it?

Speaker 8 (01:54:51):
Yes, yes, and I do the bikini love of it?

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
Uh huh.

Speaker 21 (01:54:55):
And I think with that I was a little bit
more uncomfortable with it and being on stage and a
smaller bikini.

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Yeah. Yeah, so you were. But you've never been out
in front of twenty thousand people.

Speaker 30 (01:55:08):
No, I have not.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Was it nerve wrecking or were you okay? I?

Speaker 21 (01:55:13):
After I heard the response of the crowd, I was
really excited.

Speaker 8 (01:55:16):
It made me feel good. So it's everyone was really
really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
You did have a good response. Did you stack the
deck with all friends and family or something?

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:55:26):
No, I didn't people.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
I don't know what she was doing out there. Yeah,
she had quite the response. So how did you How
did you get signed up for this? Did someone tell
you about this?

Speaker 21 (01:55:38):
Or My husband is a huge fan of the show,
and he would come home from work and just tell
me all these stories, you know, of what he listened
to on the radio.

Speaker 18 (01:55:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:55:48):
So through that I felt like I was, you know,
getting to know you guys were But yeah, as soon
as you announced the bikini show and obviously I've done.

Speaker 24 (01:55:57):
It like you do.

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
Yeah, definitely. And so he signed you up or told
you to sign up, and you got there, you did it.
She won five thousand dollars. How much money she got?

Speaker 29 (01:56:10):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
How old are you? I'm twenty four, twenty four? She
has long, dark hair, very long. It's probably down to
like your ass crack. I'm guessing if.

Speaker 8 (01:56:17):
It's straight, it's pretty long.

Speaker 12 (01:56:19):
Color.

Speaker 7 (01:56:20):
What color?

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
Eyes? Brown eyes or brown eyes? Brown eyes? And what
do you do for a living?

Speaker 8 (01:56:24):
I do cleaning?

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
You cleanah, like houses or businesses?

Speaker 8 (01:56:28):
Mostly commercial?

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:56:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
And you've been married for how long?

Speaker 8 (01:56:33):
A year and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Still everything's going good after a year and a half.

Speaker 8 (01:56:37):
You know what, it's better. It's better that you know.

Speaker 21 (01:56:40):
I think it's just as simple as him being comfortable
and confident enough. Do you know, let me stop on stage,
you know, in front of twenty thousand people, you know,
not all some of.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
These guys get jealous. Yeah, some of these guys, especially
once they win, or throwing the calendar right right, Well,
we're not doing a calendar this time.

Speaker 5 (01:56:57):
In the past, these guys, the girls will get into
the calendar and then the boyfriends would flip out for
some reason, show up at the shoots.

Speaker 8 (01:57:04):
It's five thousand dollars too, you know. It's like, I mean, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:57:07):
Right, And I would be proud if my girlfriend were
in a calendar or on stage like that or something
that should make you proud. Not I guess you guys
probably have low self esteem. They think some dude's gonna
swoop in and steal their woman or something. I guess
I don't know. But so you've been married a year
and a half. Yes, how did you meet your husband?

Speaker 21 (01:57:26):
We actually met at the gym. It was about this Christmas.
That'll be three years.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
He hit on you, or you hit on him.

Speaker 8 (01:57:35):
Well, at first it was really creepy because he's staring
me down. I was like, don't look at me like that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:39):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 21 (01:57:39):
Of course I've had my past relationships they weren't that great.
So I was like, I'm sure this guy's, you know,
got a girlfriend or is married. I was like, don't
look at.

Speaker 10 (01:57:47):
Me like that.

Speaker 21 (01:57:47):
I can feel it, yeah, kind of rushing him off
for like a good while, and hung around the gym
for about an hour an hour and a half and
he was still there staring at you. Yes, and by
the end of my work. I was just so focusing
into it or wasn't really the.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Thing happens when I yeah, yeah, you know, right, yeah,
so it's almost like I'm there by myself, you know,
in the zone there.

Speaker 7 (01:58:10):
I did that.

Speaker 21 (01:58:10):
I mean, I get I put my head set on
and I just kind of like buzz everyone out. But yeah,
he caught me stepping off the stair climber.

Speaker 8 (01:58:18):
I was all, sweaty, No, make.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Sure, are you done with it? Can I use the machine?

Speaker 18 (01:58:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
What was line?

Speaker 21 (01:58:24):
He came out to me and he asked me if
I had a boyfriend, and right at it, no, I
think I was a little bit more comfortable with that,
just kind of knowing that he wouldn't like overstep, you know,
my you know, if I was in a relationship, you
would to restep that.

Speaker 3 (01:58:40):
You know.

Speaker 21 (01:58:41):
I could tell that he already respected that, and I
thought I was a little bit more comfortable already, so
I was more.

Speaker 8 (01:58:46):
Open to talking.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
You tell me say no, I don't have a boyfriend,
and then you guys strike up a conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:58:50):
And yeah, he asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
The whole time, like.

Speaker 8 (01:58:59):
Bobby doesn't have to try too hard.

Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
So I know I'm the same way, Charlie, Charlie really
sometimes Charlie, I will just go we'll oil each other up,
you know, before we go out to pick up chicks, right, yeah,
oil up.

Speaker 7 (01:59:15):
Each other.

Speaker 1 (01:59:18):
All right? So, uh, Dougie told me that you have
an interesting life story. Yes, what is this?

Speaker 2 (01:59:26):
You? You?

Speaker 5 (01:59:26):
You grew up not as a normal person as what
I will I don't know find out theater.

Speaker 1 (01:59:33):
What does this? What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (01:59:35):
I grew up amished?

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
You were amish? Yes, oh, this is what they're hiding
in those dresses bonnets and.

Speaker 8 (01:59:42):
My grandbirds would be so proud.

Speaker 1 (01:59:44):
So you uh like the horse and buggy all that
kind of Yes, all right, so you're born into this,
you're amish. What do you guys live on a farm?
You have a barn and all of that.

Speaker 8 (01:59:54):
When I was.

Speaker 21 (01:59:55):
Younger, up until I was about maybe six or seven,
we did have a farm. We had like fifty cow
We did the whole page and everything. Yeah, definitely, I
mean we were milking our cows every I mean, we
weren't necessarily turning better.

Speaker 8 (02:00:08):
I mean by that time my mom is buying our
own but yeah, like milking.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
The cows and so you would do this as a
kid and I look at these Amish people, or there's
also likes Amish and Mennonite. I think that's different or something.
I don't know, but and I go, what a miserable existence?

Speaker 28 (02:00:27):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
Was it miserable to you or did you just not
know any better?

Speaker 21 (02:00:30):
It was it was so normal to us, and we
were so shut out from the rest of the world
that those.

Speaker 8 (02:00:37):
Just are normal. So it really was not a tough lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
All right. So you're wearing your like, making your own
clothes and all are your mom's making your clothes and
all that you're wearing the whole the get up and everything. Yeah,
and what happens? How do you get out of the Amish?

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:00:53):
Did you escape? Is it like a reality show or something?

Speaker 8 (02:00:56):
I didn't literally have to run away?

Speaker 21 (02:00:57):
Or do you do any of that?

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
Luckily natural? There must be so many hot chicks, just
like on farms and stuff.

Speaker 28 (02:01:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
Okay, So how did you get out of this?

Speaker 21 (02:01:10):
I was lucky enough. My parents are very flexible. They've
always been very open with us and you know, made
us feel very comfortable. And they I have older siblings
and by the time that they got out of the lifestyle,
and by the time I was making that choice of
not being Amish anymore. They slowly transitioned into leading what

(02:01:33):
we would say English.

Speaker 8 (02:01:34):
English is like the normal lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
Because they speak some weird language or something. Right, they
speak Dutch. Yeah, it's so bizarre. And so you speak
Dutch then that was probably your first language that you love.

Speaker 8 (02:01:47):
So you guys will have to forgive me.

Speaker 21 (02:01:50):
I might sound a little funny or say something backwards
and no either, I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
I don't notice anything. I'm not picking up on it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
And so they got they got out of the whole
Amish thing or what your parents did. So, so your
older siblings they left, they got out of it, you said,
or they.

Speaker 21 (02:02:08):
Did all of my siblings, my parents, and I have
a few cousins that left the license.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
Don't they don't? I saw some show it's like on
MTV or something. I forget breaking Amish. Don't they go
and you leave for like a year or something? What
is it called springer?

Speaker 7 (02:02:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02:26):
Is that? Okay? So explain that to me.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
That's actually that usually comes up the age of sixteen.

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
Okay.

Speaker 21 (02:02:33):
Oftentimes the parents give the kids the flexibility to wear
normal clothes, go out and make friends, and you know,
drive a car do A lot of those who.

Speaker 1 (02:02:42):
Would ever do all that stuff and then go I
want to go back to churning my own puppy. I
would go to parties and how crazy.

Speaker 25 (02:02:47):
Yeah, I'd go to parties in high school and there'd
be a bunch of nineteen year olds just pounding beers,
Amish kids.

Speaker 6 (02:02:52):
Yeah on Springer, Yeah, I mean yeah, you have to
because then you don't go back because they'll shun you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
You're not allowed back to your family, lose your family,
and I like cell phones and cars. You do, everybody's
going to everyone's gonna be like, wow, this takes ass.

Speaker 9 (02:03:09):
Horses smell a crap.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
I don't have to deal with that's this rule. I
don't want to live in a barn anymore.

Speaker 9 (02:03:13):
But then, like your family won't even speak to you,
there's gone, I don't care see them.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
You have to make a decision between the family. I
got to be honest. I don't know how your family is.
I pick technology over my family end the day of
the week. But you see your older siblings, they they
chose technology. Now did your family then shun your older
siblings when they got out?

Speaker 2 (02:03:34):
No?

Speaker 21 (02:03:35):
My luckily, like I said, my parents are very open
and accepted.

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
What about like your grandparents where they like they're out
where are my dad's side?

Speaker 21 (02:03:45):
Just because they're a lot more strict and more into
the whole lifestyle, that's they've become more flexible and more open.

Speaker 1 (02:03:54):
You know a nice thing about this. You can speak
openly about this because they can't even listen to the radio.
I bet right now there's no radio. There's nothing, so
you can say whatever you want.

Speaker 25 (02:04:03):
I got recognized by an Amish guy you did at
the zoo, and he made it really quiet because there's
if you don't know, if you've ever been to the
zoo around here tons of Amish.

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
I have been to the zoo once, like years ago,
and I noticed that it was with the zoo. I
don't know that's like directly a one time thing. No,
I've seen that too. So those big groups, it's like
they always go there. I was once made.

Speaker 6 (02:04:22):
I was wearing my cool ass Djenko jeans, which were
popular at the time, and I was standing there looking
at like a cool ass TIGERI Yeah, the big, the
big ones and all the homage people got in a
group and started pointing and laughing at me, and it's
like your hurt cut you idiots stupid ass clothes and they.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
Were put they look that's how ridiculous you look, you know,
because he must have looked stupid and Jinko jeans with
a giant ass legs hang them up at for that,
I couldn't work my guy.

Speaker 25 (02:04:51):
This amage guy at the zoo. There's a whole whole
group of them. And then I walk by and I say,
what's not mats. You had to make it really quiet
because I don't think he.

Speaker 1 (02:04:59):
Would have been They probably would have picked Tim right
out of the lifestyle whatever the hell they call it,
and it sounds more like swingers the lifestyle. All right,
So so your siblings leave you. How old were you
when you guys when you left?

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Then?

Speaker 21 (02:05:16):
I was right at sixteen, sixteen years old. That's kind
of upset. So I was like, why'd you guys wait
until I was like old enough, you know to go
out and kind of explore and do my own thing.
And then they made that choice. I'm like, oh, you
guys were just joining me.

Speaker 8 (02:05:29):
That's fun.

Speaker 5 (02:05:30):
So how do you then when you're sixteen years old
and you've lived this sheltered life. I would assume yes,
and then did they put you, like in a normal
like a school or anything.

Speaker 21 (02:05:41):
Or no they didn't, And I'm still sad about that.
I just I never got to have those you know,
the experience of going through high.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
School or middle school, you know, not even middle did
you go to school at all?

Speaker 8 (02:05:54):
Or I went to sixth grade?

Speaker 1 (02:05:56):
It get out of here.

Speaker 21 (02:05:58):
I haven't been in school since I was eleven years old.

Speaker 5 (02:06:01):
It's lucky you are so hot, because if you weren't hot,
you would I mean, where would you get in lives?

Speaker 1 (02:06:06):
Right? No, that's a great education. But I'm telling you,
the hotter you are, the less education you need, Like
you don't need any education.

Speaker 5 (02:06:13):
Now, she could have quit in kindergarten and she still
would find a way to make success, right Yeah, yeah, contest.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
You just know she could walk into a place they go,
we have a job opening for a scientist. Oh you
went to sixth grade. She's super hot. You're high, so
so you didn't go to a normal school. But did
you hang out then? After you when you're sixteen, do
you start hanging out with like normal non Amish kids
and doing that kind of stuff like drinking beer and

(02:06:42):
doing whatever you're doing.

Speaker 8 (02:06:44):
It took me a.

Speaker 21 (02:06:44):
While to transition and kind of let my Amish friends go.
Not even that I necessarily wanted to, but it was
just kind of moving on the thing. When I was sixteen, yeah,
I still had a lot of my Amish friends and
I wanted to do like the whole partying.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
Thing, and like, yeah, oh you were the influence.

Speaker 8 (02:07:01):
I was definitely was.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
So you did a lot of partying when you were sixteen? Yeah,
started When did you start drinking? I mean I assume
the Amy start drinking at like eight. When did you
start drinking?

Speaker 28 (02:07:13):
Now?

Speaker 8 (02:07:13):
I probably have my first beer or my first buzz
when I was.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
Like fifteen, fifteen years Yeah, all right, so you get
out you're sixteen, and you start hanging your bad influence
on all the other Amish kids. So the parents are
probably like, you can't hang out with her anymore, right, Yeah,
now you have to go on get like normal person friends.
Uh and did you fit in or were they like,
well you're hummish luckily secret Now.

Speaker 21 (02:07:42):
The time where I grew up in there were it
was super small town. So I mean everybody kind of
knows everybody, even the kids, you know, the normal kids,
I would say English, They all kind of knew who
I was, and I was cool enough to hang out,
you know, so they invited me, you know, to high
school parties and this and that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
So when you get your first boyfriend when I was
sixteen sixteen? Yeah, and uh your parents were okay with that?

Speaker 21 (02:08:07):
Or like they were, surprisingly you would think not, And
I kind of wish they would have been a little
bit harder.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Why is that because the guy's a jerk in the
long run?

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
Er? What?

Speaker 29 (02:08:16):
No, not like that.

Speaker 21 (02:08:17):
It's just me, you know, growing up and you know,
wanting to have kids on my own someday, and.

Speaker 8 (02:08:22):
I think I'll be a little bit stricter about that.

Speaker 21 (02:08:25):
Yeah, so I'll be like, no, not until you're like
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Yeah. Wow, what an amazing story, Deeter.

Speaker 9 (02:08:32):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 18 (02:08:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
Miss Morn?

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
We never had that do a photo shoot with her
and the whole get up with their the butter like
but with that little bonnet thing they wear. Yeah, just that,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:46):
And knee high socks. Oh my gosh. Do the Amish
wear knee high socks? I should's hot, man?

Speaker 19 (02:08:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:08:53):
Most of them the long socks.

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
Yeah, so yeah. Uh so do you still talk to
anyone the Amish? People are not.

Speaker 21 (02:09:00):
Oh yeah, I have a lot of family, you know,
Christmases and you run into them and they're okay, Yeah,
they don't.

Speaker 1 (02:09:06):
They don't treat you like a like the devil or
anything like that.

Speaker 8 (02:09:10):
No, they're all very sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
Because I heard now I don't know if this is true,
but I've heard that the Amish like it's a very
Oh I don't know. Uh, I don't know if abusive.

Speaker 5 (02:09:22):
Might not be the rice direct, but but like the
there's a lot of domestic violence towards women in the
Amish community. Uh, there's you know, I don't know this
is am I right about this.

Speaker 21 (02:09:36):
I don't know about being like hands on. I mean,
I don't know what goes on, you know, behind closed doors.
I do know that a lot of the Amish women
like they have no room to speak, like that women
have no voices within that community.

Speaker 1 (02:09:53):
Yeah, well I.

Speaker 21 (02:09:54):
Feel like that's why, like even now, like I try
to stand on my own two feet so firmly, do
you speak out? Just because my mom my, grandma, like,
they never had a voice. They don't they don't know
how to stand up for themselves. It's always been like
the man, you know, the man of the house and
this is that.

Speaker 8 (02:10:11):
But there's there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Wrong with you know, a woman and you went to
sixth grade, So you got up through sixth grade? Do
you go through like is this a normal school or
an Amish school that.

Speaker 8 (02:10:19):
She went to that was actually a normal school.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
So that was a school?

Speaker 18 (02:10:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:10:22):
Okay, wow, so you never decided. I mean at this point, like,
what are you gonna do? You can't go back to
like seventh grade or something, you know that would make
a good reality show. Right, she's twenty four and she
goes back to seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Oh man, be sweet? Oh the kids in the class
is staring at her. Yep, getting boners all day.

Speaker 8 (02:10:42):
I feel like that Adam Sandler maybe what's that called
Billy Man?

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:10:49):
But so you must you must have some regret or
some sort of I mean, you don't like that, I'm guessing, right,
what with the only go through sixth grade?

Speaker 3 (02:11:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (02:11:00):
I think a lot of times where I lack confidence.
It like that's where it stems from.

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
That's I just because there are things I hated school.
School sucks.

Speaker 5 (02:11:12):
But I'm like, no, you do have you have a
certain base of knowledge that when people are talking about
things or whatever. If you didn't go to junior high
and high school and learn some of these things that
you learn in those areas, you don't have that base
of knowledge. It doesn't mean that you're stupid. It just
means that you I don't know, I don't explain you

(02:11:34):
know what I'm talking And I'm still.

Speaker 8 (02:11:35):
Doing that with my husband.

Speaker 21 (02:11:36):
I am always asking him questions. I'm like, you know,
always digging into you know what. I didn't learn that
in school.

Speaker 8 (02:11:43):
So what does this mean?

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
He's a bodybuilder though he's probably a dullard. I'm just sad.
I don't know him personally, but I'm.

Speaker 8 (02:11:51):
He's a really smart guy. He really is. And I'm
not just saying that because he's my husband, but.

Speaker 1 (02:11:55):
Well, he married you, he's got to be smart, right.
I mean he snatched that up real quick, didn't he go?
It stalked him for an hour and a half. You
have a boyfriend, and he was.

Speaker 21 (02:12:06):
Already done working out by the time that he see
me in the gym, So he was like hanging out
at the gym for the next hour and a half.

Speaker 8 (02:12:14):
Because I was what was he doing?

Speaker 9 (02:12:15):
You're in the StairMaster? Was he in the corner like
sitting eating, drinking a shake.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
What was he doing?

Speaker 8 (02:12:21):
He was on the treadmill.

Speaker 9 (02:12:22):
Ok.

Speaker 8 (02:12:22):
He's like this big guy and he's.

Speaker 1 (02:12:24):
Just like an Right, he's probably sweating bullets. Was the
longer he waits probably more nervous?

Speaker 7 (02:12:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (02:12:36):
Yeah, well plus the creepier you look. It's been three
hours at this point, first summer, right, right. That's a
lot of guys though. I feel like a lot of
guys are like that.

Speaker 8 (02:12:46):
It's so weird. There was just that that they do,
like the whole creep like girl in the gym kind
of thing, and I feel like creep Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12:57):
Am I dressing with my eyes expect? Do you think, uh,
what about your sex life? Do you think that growing
up Amish does this make you wilder in the bedroom
or does it make you more conservative? Would you say?

Speaker 21 (02:13:14):
Man, I am definitely on the wilder side. I would
like to do more. Yeah, yeah, definitely on the on
the wilder side. But I don't think my background really
that just tells me who I am as a person.

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
Doesn't really mean were you sixteen when you lost your
virginity when you're doing all your crazy partying and drinking
and all of that. Sixteen? Yeah to a normal dude
or an homige dudeish?

Speaker 8 (02:13:41):
Oh my god, yup?

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
Do the Amish girls I've had this question brought up
to me before. Right where you're going, do they shave
their bushes? Wait for great question.

Speaker 21 (02:13:51):
I don't think a lot of the girls within that
like style, no enough to shave down there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:57):
Or even yeah, they would they would know. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 (02:14:01):
I mean I hope that they know.

Speaker 1 (02:14:03):
Yeah, tell them.

Speaker 25 (02:14:04):
We need to give them a message somehow and a
carrier pigeon and show them pictures of porn.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Did you like the When was the first time you're
exposed to like the Internet?

Speaker 8 (02:14:17):
I mean there were cell phones rounds probably when I was.
I mean there was a lot between that, like fifteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (02:14:25):
Yeah, right around that.

Speaker 7 (02:14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
Was it just like information overload?

Speaker 5 (02:14:29):
Because like now, if you look at Douchie's kid, who's eight,
like that kid has grown up with an iPhone and
an iPad and YouTube and like they just from the
time they were born, right you you discover this when
you're fifteen sixteen years old?

Speaker 1 (02:14:44):
Was it hard to take in all that stuff?

Speaker 7 (02:14:48):
Or did it?

Speaker 21 (02:14:49):
Luckily it wasn't that closed off from it. I had
cousins that weren't leading that lifestyle anymore. So they had
a lot of like the cool gadgets and things. So
when I go over to their house or I was
babysitting them, I would try and get on like these devices,
you know.

Speaker 8 (02:15:04):
I learned how to use them.

Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
What about internet porn? When was the first time you
saw that?

Speaker 7 (02:15:08):
How long?

Speaker 21 (02:15:10):
So I think like I was just thinking about that.
I thought some of these hard questions would come up.
I was probably like thirteen when my cousin, No, they
had a laptop and my cousin like pulled.

Speaker 8 (02:15:21):
It up and was like, look at this.

Speaker 3 (02:15:24):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:15:24):
The first thing you saw. Do you remember the scene?

Speaker 8 (02:15:26):
It was yeah, just Penis, just Penis, Yes, yeah, yeah
it was and you.

Speaker 1 (02:15:33):
Were like, whoa, look at this.

Speaker 9 (02:15:35):
And I remember the first magazine, the first penhouse. Yeah,
the girl Dark too.

Speaker 1 (02:15:40):
I remember the first thing that I saw, or the
first like even like the polls, like she was oh
I still had the magazine. Yeah. It's like you keep
it all like a shrine all this. So you speak Dutch,
I do speak, did you Let's see what could you
ever say in Dutch? Theater? I want to churn your
but I want to hear that.

Speaker 21 (02:16:04):
That's going to sound more just because the language is
so broken down, and it'll pretty much sound normal.

Speaker 8 (02:16:10):
I can see something else.

Speaker 9 (02:16:12):
Do a PSA for other Amish women, letting them know
that they need to shave their bush.

Speaker 5 (02:16:15):
Okay, perfect? Wow, all right, so this is great. If
there are any Amish women, you tell them in Dutch.

Speaker 1 (02:16:24):
Listen. I want to I want to tell you about something.

Speaker 5 (02:16:27):
Your your father, your mother hasn't told you about this,
but you have a full on bush.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
It's it's grown wild as hell. You don't know any
better because you don't have access to the internet and
porn and all of that.

Speaker 5 (02:16:39):
But let me tell you, ladies. You need to sneak out.
You need to shave, that, you need to wax, that
you need to whatever. And if you're driving through Amased
country right now, blast your radio.

Speaker 1 (02:16:53):
We can hear it. All right, put the windows down,
pull up next to the horse and buggy, and listen
to this public service announcement from this morning Glory twenty eighteen,
twenty nineteen. Melissa, go ahead, Melissa, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:17:06):
Met the dense cat.

Speaker 21 (02:17:08):
If any why hen show my host, I'll give it
through ones Shieffa.

Speaker 1 (02:17:16):
All right, Wow, I have no idea. I heard cat
in there. Did you take cat?

Speaker 7 (02:17:22):
That's what you do for it?

Speaker 2 (02:17:27):
Step aside.

Speaker 1 (02:17:29):
The big guns have arrived.

Speaker 9 (02:17:32):
We're back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:17:36):
Let me read you an email here. This is a
well guy talks about what the show has done for him.
Then he has a question. He wants some advice from
all of us. He writes. I won't tell you his
names in case he doesn't want it out there.

Speaker 5 (02:17:50):
He says, I just wanted to write in and tell
you how much your show is done for me and
where I have taken you. I started listening in two
thousand and six when I was in high school. I
then took you to Bowling Green for four years of college.
I took you to Georgia for army training, followed by Kuwait, Cutter, Germany,

(02:18:13):
North Carolina, Mexico, the Bahamas, Texas, and now my current
duty station in Kansas. I don't know where I would
I don't know what I would do without you, even Dougie,
please don't go off the air in the near future.
I don't know what I would do without you, Adam
says oh.

Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
I said, I wasn't gonna say his name. You go, well, sorry,
I just blew it, didn't I. Oops? All right, well,
Adam continues, I might as well. It's cats out of
the bag. Adam, I hope here. Sorry, he writes, I
also need some sex advice. I'm getting married to the
woman of my dreams, but the sex life is not ideal.

(02:18:57):
I'm looking for your advice on how to make it
better her. I know your initial advice is going to
be get rid of her, but that's not an option
in my life. She doesn't seem to like sex and
always says how much it hurts after not even thirty seconds.
She literally does everything else perfectly, which is why I

(02:19:19):
am marrying her. But I don't know how much more
I can go without good sex. The key is getting
her to care about it. She will give a she'll
get on her knees until the sun comes up, which
is my favorite. But I need some variety. Please help.
I love the show.

Speaker 7 (02:19:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:19:39):
All right.

Speaker 5 (02:19:40):
Here's what I would say. I wouldn't say just get
rid of her, break up with her. I would try
to solve the problem. If you can't solve the problem,
I will tell you that it's going to be a
burden on you for the rest of your life, You're
never going to be happy. You have to have a
good sex life in order to be happy with someone

(02:20:04):
that you're marrying. You have to because you'll you'll end
up cheating, right, absolutely, if you're not getting good sex,
and you will end up resenting the person because she
never wants to have sex with you.

Speaker 1 (02:20:19):
Now, there are medical conditions that women can have where
it hurts dirring sex. I would have that looked into.

Speaker 8 (02:20:26):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
I don't know what the cure for it is. But
isn't that a condition a medical condition?

Speaker 12 (02:20:32):
Yes, there are a few different conditions that can be
a part of that, so I think she should.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
You can just be saying that.

Speaker 5 (02:20:39):
Yeah, let's say, without getting too personal, hair doochey doogie
would always oh doggy style it hearts.

Speaker 1 (02:20:48):
That position hurts.

Speaker 8 (02:20:49):
I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (02:20:49):
I I hear that too.

Speaker 1 (02:20:51):
I don't like, well, you're you have an eighteen inch penis.
Charlie never doesn't right, Yeah, I'm not, I'm not eighteen
interest like, No, I always get complaints about that.

Speaker 8 (02:21:03):
I say that position is you have more control or
power and it the.

Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
Mandas the guy.

Speaker 8 (02:21:09):
Yeah, yeah, you can go.

Speaker 1 (02:21:11):
Can I say hurt farther? Well, Okay, Well, I don't
know if that's true. You think I want to I
want to say another word, but don't. I don't think
you can go the position is I want to say
the D word. I know what you're trying to say.
You're burying the hatchet different thing. But I don't think

(02:21:35):
that you're getting any I don't think you're burying anything
any further. As you say theater, I think it would
be less. I think there's the way there's but cheeks
in the way it would be like buffer. Yeah, it's
just got to be hitting something different. I think hitting
something different. And a lot of times the legs are
closer together, they're not, say spread, like if she's on

(02:21:57):
her back or on top. Well, come, let's talk about this.

Speaker 8 (02:22:01):
Well it hurts just hearing those words.

Speaker 1 (02:22:03):
But that's so weird. I just he might be jumping
into the pool too soon. Maybe he has to do
a lot oiler with so he's jumping into the pool
before any water is added. Absolutely, he's got to go
deep sea diving for a while. I see getting up. Yeah,
dip a toe in to the water, so to speak. First,

(02:22:25):
you guys are good, I mean, start to her. A
lot of that a lot of that. The girl will
go crazy and just crave it all the time. Loosen
things up well, So I would try that. That would
be my first approach, Adam. I would see if there
is a medical condition, should go to a doctor. I mean,
if sex hurts but not normal? How does he bring

(02:22:47):
that up?

Speaker 9 (02:22:47):
Here's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
You complete transparency and honesty. Yes, you tell her, you say, look,
did he say that he's getting here? He says, so,
he must be engaged already. He says he's getting married
to the woman of his dreams. He say, hey, listen, honey,
I love you, I want to marry you. There's one
small issue, well one big issue. It's a big issue

(02:23:09):
for me, and we have to solve this issue sex life.
She's gonna be hurt, she's gonna be upset, but don't
put any blame on her. Just tell her that it
shouldn't it's not normal to hurt. She should get this
checked out, because you don't want to put the two
of you in a position where a year from now,

(02:23:31):
two years from now, five years from now, ten years
from now, you're gonna be dying for it. Dude, You're
gonna you know, you're gonna trust me, You're gonna go
out to a bar. Some ugly ass broad is gonna
be in there.

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
She's gonna look at you, she'll smile, and before you
know it, you're taking that check home because you haven't
gotten laid a good lay from your wife in three years.

Speaker 1 (02:23:54):
So you have to solve this problem. It won't work
without solving this problem. If she's not okay with it,
if she doesn't want to go to the doctor, I
don't know why you wouldn't want to go to the doctor.

Speaker 8 (02:24:07):
Maybe she has We don't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
Maybe she's just using this as an excuse. Maybe it's
not even of but maybe it doesn't really hurt. Maybe
she just doesn't like sex.

Speaker 12 (02:24:14):
So you think that two people can't just love each
other so much that that's not that important.

Speaker 1 (02:24:19):
Sure you can, well, no, there's no sex. That's just
if you love each other that much. Do you think
that that kind of love exists?

Speaker 8 (02:24:28):
She's doing sexual things?

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
Just answered?

Speaker 8 (02:24:31):
What's the question that.

Speaker 5 (02:24:32):
Kind of love exists, that he can love her even
though she doesn't put out he wants sex? He wants sex, Okay,
So if that kind of love exists, she should love
him enough to say you know what, you can have
sex with other people if I'm not satisfying you in
that department, because we love each other so much.

Speaker 8 (02:24:47):
But that hurts. But but but what emotionally and physically it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:51):
Hurts her to him? Emotionally and physically?

Speaker 12 (02:24:54):
How does Christa love her boyfriend Charlie like she does?

Speaker 9 (02:24:58):
They don't have sex a lot. We're not doing it
twice a week or any three or five days a
week or anything. I don't you still have sex twice
a month? Yeah, twice a month.

Speaker 8 (02:25:07):
I mean that's fine, right.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
But I don't think this chick's putting out twice a month.
This this this woman, she's tried drinking too. Drinking helps,
but if it hurts, it hurts. You know, you got
to solve that problem.

Speaker 9 (02:25:20):
So it is a problem.

Speaker 1 (02:25:21):
Don't have they determined?

Speaker 24 (02:25:22):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:25:23):
Is it hurting? Or is she just using that as
an excuse? Anonymous? You're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning, Anonymous.

Speaker 23 (02:25:32):
Hi, At first, I.

Speaker 34 (02:25:33):
Want to say one thing. Do you know what kills
a woman's sex drive one hundred percent? What's that wedding cake?

Speaker 1 (02:25:40):
Okay, yeah, I believe what she's wedding cake? Well, once
you marry a woman that sex drive, they don't want
to have sex anymore. So, well, they're not married yet,
the guy's not married to her yet.

Speaker 34 (02:25:51):
Yeah, but it's just kind of a joke. However, you know,
is it hurt because she's an experienced I mean, you know,
what is the detail of her reationship? Maybe she's never
had another partner and that's why you really loved her.
But I don't know why couples are afraid to explore
a lot of times women are so judgmental. Get a porn,
lots of porn together, you know, that excite a woman,

(02:26:14):
believe it or not.

Speaker 12 (02:26:15):
And then if the.

Speaker 34 (02:26:15):
Woman is open to you know, she's not that jealous freak,
you know what I mean. There's there's all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
What about this anonymous Let's say that it hurts.

Speaker 5 (02:26:24):
If it does indeed hurt, should the guy ask for
back door action instead?

Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
Okay?

Speaker 20 (02:26:33):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (02:26:35):
See, I agree with you, that's gonna feel better. Well,
I don't know, it's two different parts, Stater. If there's
something wrong with the front door and that hurts for
whatever reason, then maybe the back door is an alternative.

Speaker 34 (02:26:53):
So he has a loose problem. Maybe she needs to
just get.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Some you know, be could be that k y jelly
out the that could be You're right, yes, theater, What
were you going to say? Oh, you were saying go
to the back door instead of the front door. But
that back door is like a doggy door rover. It's
it's so tiny in this house. I think it's gonna

(02:27:18):
cause even more problem. But with a little, with a
little practice, I think theater. You know eventually that that
that I don't know how to. You know, you can
practice makes perfect, Practice makes perfect. That's right. It's like, well,
I don't know, I'm out of analysis now I can't anymore.

(02:27:41):
He's gonna focus on the front, the front door, instead
of even worrying about going What if you were dating
a chicken the same thing and she said front door hurts,
back door you can go for would that be a
viable alternative? Would you be able to go for that?
For if if you knew you could never get front
door action from the girl, would you be okay with

(02:28:03):
only back door and getting on her knees for you
that combination?

Speaker 33 (02:28:08):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (02:28:08):
Man, No, I don't think so. Because my favorite thing
is is the is the front. So I would definitely
want that. I mean, that's almost just like a quick fix.

Speaker 1 (02:28:20):
The back and the goodding on her knees and that
you know, for a little bit, that's gonna be good
by I'm gonna want to go back to that my
favorite thing.

Speaker 5 (02:28:27):
Look, So this guy was like, oh, I'm sure you're
gonna say the guy who emailed, I'm sure you're gonna say,
just get rid of her.

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
I'm not gonna say that.

Speaker 8 (02:28:33):
You would have had he called out no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:28:36):
No, I would have said if he if this is
really the woman of his dreams, he says that she's
perfect in every other.

Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
Way other than the sex life. Try to solve this problem.
You got to sit her down. You have to have
a serious conversation because I'm telling you it will not work.
You will end up cheating on her. It will cause
a strain in the relationship. It will just it will
be bad. Josh, you're on rovers Morning Glory in the Morning, Josh, Yeah.

Speaker 22 (02:29:03):
Hey, I just had a quick comment.

Speaker 3 (02:29:04):
About this Adam guy.

Speaker 22 (02:29:07):
So basically, I've been in this situation myself, and the
only question I have for him is was it like
this when you first started dating? That's the big question.

Speaker 10 (02:29:17):
Was it painful for her?

Speaker 22 (02:29:18):
When you first started dating, because after a while it
sucks to say it, but you know.

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
You start to lose that spark.

Speaker 22 (02:29:27):
And if she was to date another guy, which you
had the same issue with him.

Speaker 9 (02:29:30):
I mean, it's just stuff to think about.

Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
So you're right, has anything changed? Has a gone downhill?

Speaker 11 (02:29:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (02:29:38):
And if it has, I'm sorry it has gotten worse.
You have to find a way to really, you know,
and it sounds cliche, but you have to find a
way to get that spark back.

Speaker 1 (02:29:48):
You have to you have to give her the.

Speaker 22 (02:29:50):
You have to give her the attention she needs or desires,
and in return, you know, she might put out whether
that's more money, and you know.

Speaker 28 (02:29:57):
How it goes.

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
I know I know how go. Thank you Josh Anonymous,
you're on Rover's Warning Glory Another anonymous warning Anonymous. Hi, Hi,
what's happened?

Speaker 21 (02:30:07):
Huh oh?

Speaker 17 (02:30:08):
I just had a comment. I don't think that it's
very uncommon for girls to have some pain during sex,
and it could be one or two things. He could
just be going to force ball, not really listening to
what she likes, and myself, I personally had some issues
with that being painful. But he just needs to compliment her,
compliment her body, tell her how beautiful she is, go slow,

(02:30:30):
and they need to increase how much they're having sex,
and it'll get better.

Speaker 1 (02:30:33):
So you basically what you're telling me is you had
the same issue, and you have to go slow and
you have to have more sex. You have to break
it in like a catcher's mint or a baseball.

Speaker 17 (02:30:43):
Exactly exactly once they're having more sex, and it'll just
get better and better.

Speaker 1 (02:30:48):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 17 (02:30:50):
Yes, I don't think that he should talk to her
about it first, and that he just needs to try
to compliment her, tell her beautiful she is, and go
from there, because sex gets awkward once.

Speaker 28 (02:30:59):
It's about.

Speaker 1 (02:31:02):
Marriage will get awkward. If you're not.

Speaker 12 (02:31:06):
You can't have this kind of a conversation with somebody
anonymous and you're going to spend the rest of your
life with them.

Speaker 8 (02:31:11):
I mean, should you really?

Speaker 12 (02:31:13):
If you can't handle awkward situations, then we shouldn't be
getting married type situations too.

Speaker 13 (02:31:17):
I agree with you as well, but just broaching this subject,
how do you the first way to the first time
to bring it up?

Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
What's the first thing you say? The first line? Hey,
we got to talk about sex.

Speaker 12 (02:31:28):
I think when you try to make the move and
he says it I don't want to do it. Then
that's when you say, let's have a heart to heart,
like what's really you? Okay, No, well she's not going
to do you anyway.

Speaker 8 (02:31:39):
Just be like, let's talk about this. Is there anything
I can do?

Speaker 1 (02:31:43):
I think you don't do it in the bedroom. I
think you do this at the kitchen table at dinner.

Speaker 12 (02:31:47):
It's not a business meeting at jackass. It's an intimate moment.
I would prefer wait. I think it makes it more awkward.
If you're like, let's do it, you get denied, You
roll over on your back, and you're like.

Speaker 8 (02:32:01):
You don't be mad about it. No, you don't do it.

Speaker 5 (02:32:04):
Like just bring it up when at dinner and just say, honey,
there's a something we have to talk about that's abnormal.

Speaker 8 (02:32:10):
If I abnormal, yes, yes, that's very thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:32:14):
Bedroom is going to be uncomfortable.

Speaker 13 (02:32:15):
She's grabbing on your junk and you're like, hold on, honey,
I got talking about not grabbing it.

Speaker 1 (02:32:20):
He's going to try and she's going to deny him.
And then right there you go, let's talk about it.
What's going on here?

Speaker 12 (02:32:26):
Is everything? How can I met you? How can I
make you happy? Is there anything I can do? She says,
it hurts? Well, do you think you should get checked
out by the doctor? Do you want me to go slow?

Speaker 20 (02:32:37):
Like?

Speaker 8 (02:32:38):
Just kind of talk.

Speaker 1 (02:32:40):
Talk's not going to solve this action action to solve.
But on a scale of one to tend. When you
say doggy style hurts, give it to me one.

Speaker 21 (02:32:55):
Yes, and.

Speaker 12 (02:32:58):
I would give birth every day for the rest of
my life versus hev a wait, wait, wait, I've never had.

Speaker 8 (02:33:09):
Anal I tried. It didn't work.

Speaker 1 (02:33:11):
You have the loosest wiles. How does it not work? No,
she's Do you think she's confused? Like jeff thought doggy
style was back?

Speaker 13 (02:33:20):
I think a lot of people think that I have
doggy with regular sex. Course people don't they were They think.

Speaker 1 (02:33:26):
He doesn't know that theater besides you, Jeffrey doesn't know that.

Speaker 9 (02:33:31):
She doesn't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:33:32):
A lot of people second.

Speaker 9 (02:33:35):
How to word just so it doesn't get done. But
I already know what back toor action that's worthy is
where you put the poop shoot?

Speaker 1 (02:33:44):
The one.

Speaker 9 (02:33:46):
Where you go is.

Speaker 2 (02:33:49):
So?

Speaker 9 (02:33:49):
I okay, I guess you don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:33:51):
You didn't know?

Speaker 9 (02:33:52):
That's that was the hard year I had. I can
defend you, but you know you no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:34:00):
You lie. You told us when you first started working
here that doggie style was the same as backdoor action.
You believe that, Admit it?

Speaker 9 (02:34:08):
Yeah, because here's the thing, because you're behind the girl exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:34:12):
Okay, doggie styles. Okay, Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 9 (02:34:16):
Okay, you guys know the sex code is better than
I do than you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:34:21):
All right? You know, have you ever do you guys
ever get into like you're watching a porno? Like sometimes
I have a particular mood if I if I want
to watch a porno, I want to see front door
action or back door action. What you wake up and
you're like, this is a back door day?

Speaker 7 (02:34:42):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:34:43):
I just you never have any different moods of different
moods of course, but it never goes to back door
for that reason.

Speaker 1 (02:34:50):
Come on, please, that's that's but uh, sometimes if you're
watching a porno and you're in the mood for a
particular let's say back door, sometimes the angle that they're at,
you go, man, is that front door or is that
backdoor action? And you have to wait untill they get
really close and zoomed in and they Okay, yeah, that's

(02:35:10):
backdoor action. I can't tell. Dear, am I strange? Do
you ever you don't watch backdoor action port? I'll watch it,
but I don't search it out. I always going for
this regular I do you think you're weird for doing anything?

Speaker 9 (02:35:23):
It's just I just don't.

Speaker 25 (02:35:25):
It comes up sometimes like I was like, they'll start
doing that. I'm like, oh, that's where we're going. Hum
Maybe I'm just do you like it when there's multiple
dudes in it?

Speaker 21 (02:35:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:35:35):
Yeah, I don't like gang bang stuff. Yeah, I don't
like that. They even yep.

Speaker 13 (02:35:40):
I can't watch it if a second dude enters the room, say,
guys banging a girl and then a second dude, Bobby
comes in and he's like, hey, let me help you
out and turn it off.

Speaker 5 (02:35:48):
Or it's like the husband coming home the pool guys, right,
you and the wife, the husband comes home.

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
What are you doing? What are you stupid? Slat?

Speaker 32 (02:35:56):
And yeah, Charlie, just so you know, you cut me
in line. He's like, no, I didn't. If there's this scab,
well you look for me right in the eyes, he
will pick it. And then you got right in front
of me in line I pick. I'm not trying to fight.

Speaker 1 (02:36:12):
You just know that you cut me in line. You
get the idea, and now you're just acting like you didn't.

Speaker 9 (02:36:17):
Thanks, we're picking rovers morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:36:21):
What is your level of morbid curiosity?

Speaker 14 (02:36:24):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:36:25):
I ask you this because I was reading about a
quiz that can sort of rate your morbid curiosity. I
would say Theater is probably pretty high.

Speaker 5 (02:36:39):
Yes, it's probably off the chart because he loves watching
death videos every day of his life, at least Monday
through Friday. Theater spends a couple hours watching people die
every day, every single day, or.

Speaker 1 (02:36:53):
It comes up anytime it comes up on the show.
I can resort back to this library I have. It
comes up every day you say, oh, somebody died in
what you I go here, I have a video? Do
you want to see it? And it helps out with
the show? Does it not? But that's not why you're
doing it. I don't believe you're doing He'll be watching
it if you're doing this job. Okay, Yeah for her?

Speaker 8 (02:37:12):
How long has he been working on the show?

Speaker 1 (02:37:14):
Twenty years?

Speaker 8 (02:37:15):
Known him?

Speaker 7 (02:37:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:37:16):
In college I started watching the first one, the pizza guy.
We played on the Friday leftovers, the collar guy, the
pizza bomb gun, the guy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
Walking across the street. It's only a pizza. Oh my god,
that is the dumbest thing. That's the first one I've
ever seen though, and believe that that was a real
guy getting hit. It was a dummy. No, it isn't.

Speaker 9 (02:37:34):
If we can play it Rover, don't forget. This is
back in nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 13 (02:37:37):
Okay, here in college and I see this, I'm like,
oh my, Everybody in the library went crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:42):
It was mind blowing. It's not like today you can
just look up a death video.

Speaker 13 (02:37:45):
In ninety eight, this was a big deal, and I go, wow,
the reaction of the library, all these hot chicks, you know,
they're puking.

Speaker 1 (02:37:53):
Here's a guy walking across the store. Whoa you see that?
You go, holy crap. I didn't know these exist.

Speaker 9 (02:38:01):
I will agree.

Speaker 6 (02:38:02):
When I was in high school when we first found
I remember what site consult Junction, Yeah, that was one
of them. Bombs wasn't hard enough news filter dot Org
that was one. Yeah, And you'd go to it and
then I'd say, after I saw, like, I don't enough.

Speaker 1 (02:38:17):
You get the idea. I don't don't want to see
gross things anymore the rotten dot com.

Speaker 6 (02:38:23):
And you're like, oh, I could see death, and then
you see it and it's gross and it bums me
out and I don't want to see it anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:38:29):
Like Deeterer watches this literally every single day every day.
You do too, but you obsess about like, uh, mass casualties.
I dobs. Yeah, that's a major, more than me major
morbid curiosity. Similar to Peter. You're just not getting as

(02:38:49):
graphic terrorist attacks are. Yes, sad that that saddens me.

Speaker 5 (02:38:57):
Wait, hold on, so you have no problems ending hours
every day, every day of your life watching people die
horrible deaths.

Speaker 1 (02:39:06):
Yeah, like I get hit by But if there's a
terrorist attack, the fact that I take interest in it,
that that's the way worse.

Speaker 18 (02:39:13):
You go.

Speaker 1 (02:39:13):
You you want to Columbine, You're taking pictures out front
and all that. I don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (02:39:17):
I went to Columbine, went to Bataclan and Paris weird,
went to the.

Speaker 18 (02:39:23):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
It's I don't think that's a terrorist attack. Necessarily death
you love, I don't get you want to posing in
a picture for all these places where people died, the
place in Nice, France where the guy drove the truck
I was there. Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:39:36):
I went to a church where a guy was beheaded
while I was in Nice. Do you just happen to
be watching you go out of your way to my
way to go to the church. I go, I go this, Well,
I know this is going to sound crazy, but if
when I travel, I go.

Speaker 8 (02:39:56):
What happened here?

Speaker 5 (02:39:57):
I wonder what terrorist attacks happened here? And then I go, oh, yeah,
I remember that one. It was four blocks from here.
Let's go check that out. That's sick, wife, It's not.

Speaker 1 (02:40:06):
She's not. You're like smiling talking about it because I'm
I'm laughing at how my wife just has to put
up with this, Like she's just she's like, what we're
gonna go where she's never heard of it. There's a
church like four blocks from here where guy was beheaded
just six months ago. And uh, and then we go
we check it out.

Speaker 18 (02:40:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (02:40:27):
You go, oh, this is probably where the head was.
Do you point it like walking around or just trying
to recreate it in your mind? No, I will you
look at a video of maybe?

Speaker 21 (02:40:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:40:37):
Yeah, I will try to uh before you get in
photo match basically like here's a picture of the terrorist attack,
and here I am right here and don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:40:48):
What next to the actual item. Jeter's watching people die,
but he's never going visit sad.

Speaker 7 (02:40:54):
Never.

Speaker 13 (02:40:56):
It's ten seconds, is over with and I go, okay,
I can learn something from that, maybe like that got crossed.

Speaker 1 (02:41:00):
He went to the museum. He went to DK jealous.

Speaker 6 (02:41:05):
He's a big no, that's totally JFK and nine to
eleven museum are way different than going to a random
church where there was a beheading.

Speaker 1 (02:41:13):
Not if you say terrorism makes you sad, I mean
that's in that.

Speaker 6 (02:41:18):
No, Theeter was he wasn't like choking or anything when
we're at nine to eleven to get in. He didn't
cheap out on that part. But I'm not saying he
wasn't actually got choked up in that place. He took
that serious. When I was listening to the phone calls.

Speaker 13 (02:41:30):
You could pick up a landline phone and hear the
calls of people calling their last calls. I'll tell you
right now, I got choked up. I'm not joking around
in there. But you're way worse than I am. Rover,
for sure.

Speaker 8 (02:41:43):
I actually think your worst Teter did was talked about.

Speaker 1 (02:41:48):
Dieter actually sees. I don't it out. I want to
see the.

Speaker 5 (02:41:53):
I like to see the location and see like how
things played sold and you know, life were in this situation,
where would I have gone? What would I have done?
That kind of stuff. Theater just likes to watch people
being burnt alive in a car crash in Russia.

Speaker 1 (02:42:10):
Or whatever and horrible one of all time. Yeah, you're
on Rovers Morning, Glory, Good morning, Steve, you good morning.

Speaker 35 (02:42:17):
I just wanted to agree with Peter, but also say,
I mean, I agree with you guys too. It's definitely
if there is a more mature curiosity there, but it's
just like sometimes it's too much. So I was, I
was actually at Vegas when the shooting happened. We weren't
at the concert. We were at a strip club. Okay,
But I've just kind of become a little obsessed with

(02:42:39):
this whole story about it, you know, watching the documentaries
that have come out. But I donated to the fund,
so I just, I mean, I agree it's a more
ma curiosity about it. I just you know, would argue
not to take it too far.

Speaker 1 (02:42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (02:42:53):
I thought you you know, you obsess about it, and
that's all you think about, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:42:56):
Yeah, I I maybe that is something weird that I
have that everywhere that I go go because my wife
will even go so when we travel, will end up
in a city and she'll go, all right, give it
to me, I go wat she goes A terrorist attacks
have taken place. You're like, well, okay, let's see back
in two thousand and three, I remember blah blah blah happened.

Speaker 28 (02:43:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:43:17):
It's depressing that or the two hours every day that
you watch if people die.

Speaker 9 (02:43:22):
You're forcing your wife to go to these things. You're
actually bringing somebody else in.

Speaker 1 (02:43:26):
I'm not for it. This is just me my own time.

Speaker 9 (02:43:28):
You're actually forcing your wife to go to these events.
It's pretty depressing.

Speaker 1 (02:43:32):
All right? Do you want to take a quiz to
morbid curiosity?

Speaker 29 (02:43:38):
How long?

Speaker 18 (02:43:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:43:38):
You want to do it?

Speaker 7 (02:43:39):
Now?

Speaker 8 (02:43:40):
How can we?

Speaker 7 (02:43:41):
What do we need?

Speaker 1 (02:43:42):
You need a piece of paper?

Speaker 21 (02:43:43):
I suppose?

Speaker 5 (02:43:44):
And who do you think has the You have to
be honest, who do you think has the most morbid curiosity?

Speaker 1 (02:43:50):
On the show? Why guys that are so? Who do
you think Teter has the songestnger than me?

Speaker 28 (02:44:01):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:44:01):
Yeah, for sure, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:44:02):
Then Rover then maybe then dumb than me.

Speaker 12 (02:44:07):
It'll be and Charlie, Peter, Charlie then Rover what yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:44:12):
Charlie just kissing curiosity. No, I mean when I was
growing up.

Speaker 6 (02:44:16):
Yeah, when I first got the Internet, I could see
you can see whatever you look at it.

Speaker 5 (02:44:21):
And then I remember that first beheading video of al
Kaeda or Isis or whoever whoever you can put the
guy in the orange jumpsuit and you Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:44:33):
It made me watch that.

Speaker 9 (02:44:34):
I remember committed before the show starts, you gotta watch this,
and it made me.

Speaker 13 (02:44:40):
So you're the second one and then the air Yeah, okay, yes,
Rover than Snits then dumb than me.

Speaker 1 (02:44:48):
But you haven't. So I watched you know I watched it.
But now if there's a new beheading video, you seek
it out. You want to know. You don't are awful, No,
I'm not just terror stuff? Isis?

Speaker 2 (02:44:59):
You will?

Speaker 1 (02:45:00):
Which watched it?

Speaker 2 (02:45:00):
I don't?

Speaker 1 (02:45:04):
All right? You ready for this? Here we go?

Speaker 5 (02:45:05):
All right, So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna
go on a one to six scale. One point is
you strongly disagree, Two points disagree, three points somewhat disagree.
Four points is when you start to agree, somewhat agree.
Five you agree and six you strongly agree? So one
through six scale, all right, you write down your your uh,

(02:45:30):
your number, and then we'll calculate what your morbid curiosity
scale is. All right, and they have it in different
categories here. There's quite a few questions and we'll go
through them as quickly as possible. We'll start out with
body violation category. If a head transplant was possible, would
I want to watch the procedure?

Speaker 23 (02:45:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:45:51):
One?

Speaker 9 (02:45:51):
Does you agree?

Speaker 1 (02:45:53):
Strong strongly disagree? Is one?

Speaker 2 (02:45:55):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (02:45:55):
Strongly disagree is one? So you know one is disagree?
Six is agree?

Speaker 9 (02:46:00):
Agree?

Speaker 18 (02:46:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:46:01):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:46:01):
So if a head transplant was possible, I would want
to watch the procedure, I guess I guess they're talking
about watching it in person.

Speaker 1 (02:46:09):
Yes, I cut somebody's head and put it on someone
else's body. I don't like watching operation videos or whatever.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna, I mean, i'd be curious.

Speaker 9 (02:46:17):
Maybe I'm saying six of that I had trans you
couldn't get a transplantical procedure, Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:46:24):
Watching some guy in an alley do it?

Speaker 5 (02:46:25):
No, see me personally, I'll go somewhat disagree because I
don't I don't know it's okay, all right, I would
be curious to see how an autopsy is performed.

Speaker 1 (02:46:35):
This is the next question. I've seen documentaries and that
kind of stuff. I suppose, so I put number I
put four for somewhat agree. I would somewhat agree me too.
It's not my action.

Speaker 5 (02:46:51):
Question number three. I'm interested in seeing how limb amputation works.

Speaker 1 (02:46:55):
Oh, it's like a chainsaw on arm off. I'll do six.

Speaker 5 (02:47:01):
Really, see, I'm not into that three for that. I
would like to see number I would like. This is
a question number four. I would like to see how
bodies are prepared for funerals. Again, I'm kind of there's
a little bit of curiosity, but not.

Speaker 1 (02:47:16):
A whole lot. Like I wouldn't seek that out necessarily.
I'm doing one. Disagree they want to see it.

Speaker 5 (02:47:20):
I like the I think the preservation of bodies, like
in taxidermy or mummification is interesting.

Speaker 8 (02:47:27):
I just went to that body exhibit and I was fascinating.

Speaker 6 (02:47:29):
That's interesting. No, that's an exhibit. That's I'd say, it's
a lot different than just a mummy.

Speaker 7 (02:47:36):
Isn't that what that is?

Speaker 9 (02:47:38):
Yeah, yeah, that is a preservation of a body. Certainly,
it's in a cool way. You're sicker than I am. Dude,
you think all these I'm doing one for that, all right?

Speaker 18 (02:47:48):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:47:49):
And uh number six, I am curious what the deadliest
toxin in the world would do to the body.

Speaker 1 (02:47:55):
Oh, yeah, six, I don't want to see that. Yeahs.
I was obsessed with the.

Speaker 9 (02:48:02):
Guy that swallows the poison, the guy that did the shot,
the guy that got poisoned but he lived.

Speaker 1 (02:48:09):
They put it on like his parents underwear, they said,
And he put his underwear on and we're into his body.

Speaker 6 (02:48:16):
No, I'm taking the guy that was like in their
version of Congress or whatever, and he says something and
then does the shot of poison. You're thinking on a purpose,
which one was that he's standing in front and he's
this big guy and he goes says something and then
he just does like a he just drinks something, and
then everybody runs at him because they realize he's poisoning himself.

Speaker 1 (02:48:33):
I thought that was a guy who was on trial
for something or whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:48:36):
That's the official room. All right, here we go. Next category.
There's a different category now right in each category, I think, okay,
give or take violence is the next category?

Speaker 7 (02:48:49):
Six?

Speaker 1 (02:48:49):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:48:51):
If I lived in medieval Europe, I would be interested
in attending a public execution.

Speaker 1 (02:48:58):
It's a criminal, it's a Robert, it's a rapist. Six.

Speaker 13 (02:49:02):
I think I would be pretty Back in the day
that was their biggest form of entertainment was they go.
It was packed packed house. People wanted to see this,
all right.

Speaker 5 (02:49:11):
If you lived in ancient Rome, you would be interested
in attending a gladiatorial fight. Gladiatorial fights, well, gladiators fighting.

Speaker 1 (02:49:21):
Yeah, I was Gladiator. Such a big movie. People love
that stuff, all right.

Speaker 5 (02:49:25):
Next question, I prefer violent movies and TV shows to
be uncensored.

Speaker 1 (02:49:30):
Oh yes, yes, okay, there six is for all of us.

Speaker 7 (02:49:35):
So far.

Speaker 5 (02:49:35):
I believe if I saw a street fight breakout and
knew I could not intervene, I would try to watch it.

Speaker 1 (02:49:42):
Oh god, watch it yep, yeah, of course. And then
I answered with my wife over that because I'm like,
check this out, and she's like, we gotta go get shot.
I sent the fights in the air. I'm very closer
to it, all right.

Speaker 5 (02:49:56):
I would be curious enough to watch a duel if
I had lived in the mild West like Hamilton.

Speaker 7 (02:50:02):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (02:50:03):
No, here's here's the only reason I would be But
here's the only reason I wouldn't want to do that,
because I am a worst case scenario kind of guy,
and I go, okay, So they take their paces, they
turn around, they quick draw, they shoot if they happen to,
you know, shoot before they get their gun pulled out
and around. I'm gonna end up getting shot as a bystander.
I know that's happened before. I guarantee you that's happened before.

Speaker 1 (02:50:25):
I don't want to put myself at risk, so I'm
gonna say that is a four, just because there could
be some danger to myself, all right. And I am
curious what a battle looked like in the Middle Ages. Yeah,
of course, I mean I've seen movies and stuff, so
I don't know. I guess I would put that at
a I don't know, a five at the very highest,

(02:50:46):
all right.

Speaker 12 (02:50:47):
So wait, the first category was more of like a
medical category, and then this was just straight out violence, right.

Speaker 1 (02:50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:50:53):
The first category was body violation, second category was violence,
and now we're onto the third category, which is motives
of dangerous people to determine our level of morbid curiosity.

Speaker 1 (02:51:07):
So last two categories here, all right, I.

Speaker 5 (02:51:09):
Am curious about crime and enjoy reading detailed news accounts
about murders and other violent crimes.

Speaker 1 (02:51:16):
Six.

Speaker 15 (02:51:16):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:51:17):
You guys like that.

Speaker 8 (02:51:18):
I'm safe.

Speaker 1 (02:51:19):
Peter doesn't like to read. Yes, I have read. You
disagree with that. You don't like that. You don't want
to hear a new video warial killers or something? Oh no,
maybe a documentary, but I want to read about it.

Speaker 8 (02:51:32):
I actually do enjoy reading about it.

Speaker 1 (02:51:34):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:51:35):
I would be interested in watching a documentary on motives
behind real murders.

Speaker 1 (02:51:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'd say six for that.

Speaker 5 (02:51:43):
My favorite part of a crime show is learning about
why the killer did what he did.

Speaker 1 (02:51:48):
I like when they catch the person. Is that the
best part? Yeah, I'm the The motives are not.

Speaker 8 (02:51:53):
Like how is he raised? How was Jeffrey Dahmer raised?

Speaker 20 (02:51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:51:58):
That's boy.

Speaker 5 (02:51:58):
But I mean that's not my main If I'm going
to watch a documentary like that, his motive is not
as much of an interest to me as the actual
crime themselves.

Speaker 8 (02:52:09):
What would you do?

Speaker 1 (02:52:09):
How do I do it? Let's see number four.

Speaker 5 (02:52:13):
I would be interested in watching an interview with an
imprisoned serial killer talking.

Speaker 1 (02:52:18):
About his crimes. Yeah, oh you like that? I find
that very boring.

Speaker 13 (02:52:22):
Two Once they're already caught, and they're like, well, datelines,
there're a two hour interview with this guy who killed
ten people. He's already in jail. I don't care about that.
The guy's sick. What do I want to hear him
talk for? That's a one, all right.

Speaker 5 (02:52:34):
Next one, being a criminal profiler who studies the personality
of murderers would be an interesting job.

Speaker 1 (02:52:45):
I mean, I think he somewhat interested. But I'm not like, no,
but I think you are somewhat interested. Okay. And the
final question in this category is I am curious about
the minds of violent people? Four? Very slightly interested, I
would say, all right. Last category is paranormal danger. All right.

Speaker 5 (02:53:13):
I think the supernatural is an interesting topic. I would
this ghosts supernatural. I don't know how this gets lumped
in with morbid curiosity. Maybe because it's people associate that
stuff with death. I would say, I find it to
be I disagree. I'm gonna say two. I'm not really

(02:53:34):
into giost but I mean I'll watch occasionally, I'll watch
something on it, but I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (02:53:42):
You're right, I.

Speaker 5 (02:53:43):
Would be interested in attending or watching a video of
an exorcism, for free because I go, you know, it
could be interesting just to see what kookiness is going on.

Speaker 15 (02:53:53):
But I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:53:56):
Somewhat disagree because I go, I don't believe in any
of that talking in tongues and stuff. I would like
to see the craziness of it.

Speaker 8 (02:54:03):
So you put a six or you put a put a.

Speaker 6 (02:54:06):
Five, because I'd be interested in just seeing the insanity
of it, but I don't believe it. Yeah, I believe
there's a demon in somebody. I find the occult interesting.

Speaker 8 (02:54:16):
No, it's scary.

Speaker 1 (02:54:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:54:18):
I've I've watched some documentaries on like devil Worshiper murders.

Speaker 1 (02:54:22):
Yeah, but I'm not like super interested in that. But okay,
so I'm gonna say, for slight interest, a documentary on
voodoo would interest me.

Speaker 8 (02:54:32):
Nope, nope, no interest in that.

Speaker 6 (02:54:36):
I guess just to find out what it is, like
a little past because I know nothing about it, but
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (02:54:42):
Yeah, they're stabbing dolls with needles. Might watch that. I'm
curious how a Wiji board works as a kid. No,
that's question twenty three. It's question five five in this category,
I guess, Yeah, it is twenty three. Yes, all right,
I would say, no, I have zero interest. It's not

(02:55:02):
because I'm afraid. It's just it's a board game that
has there's no mystical powers.

Speaker 13 (02:55:07):
It as a kid man, and it answered the questions yes,
and we all swore we weren't moving it that that
can freak you out.

Speaker 8 (02:55:13):
Yes, you don't.

Speaker 7 (02:55:14):
You don't.

Speaker 12 (02:55:14):
That's an open gateway to spirits. You don't master board. Yes,
you don't, called on anyone.

Speaker 1 (02:55:22):
Let's see here.

Speaker 5 (02:55:22):
And the last question, I think witchcraft would be an
interesting topic to learn about.

Speaker 1 (02:55:31):
Uh yeah, I would. I would say two. Maybe, Like
I'm pretty disinterested in that, but you know, every now
I like to expand my horizons, I suppose, but those
don't draw me. Any of that paranormal stuff does not
really draw me in at all. Let's see here. Okay,
so I guess now what we do is we add okay,

(02:55:54):
total up your score for each section. Oh crap, hold on,
wait a second, divided by section? No, I know it's
every I don't total up your score for each section
and divide it by six to figure out your average?
Oh okay, wait a second, what oh average? Okay? Oh
so okay, so you have your total.

Speaker 8 (02:56:15):
Score and then you I see it, divide that by six.

Speaker 5 (02:56:18):
Well, add up each section, Okay, divide it by six.
That's your average for that section, and then you can do.

Speaker 1 (02:56:24):
The whole one.

Speaker 8 (02:56:25):
I'm doing the whole one.

Speaker 1 (02:56:26):
Yeah. I didn't divide mine up by section, so I
have my whole I have my number.

Speaker 8 (02:56:29):
Okay, Wait, and what am I dividing it by, Charlie?

Speaker 1 (02:56:32):
If you didn't divide it by section, you just go
every six answers six six six six.

Speaker 10 (02:56:37):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (02:56:37):
What do he wants to do?

Speaker 2 (02:56:39):
This is?

Speaker 1 (02:56:39):
This is a way too complicated, isn't it?

Speaker 13 (02:56:42):
You know why we should you just give out our
numbers for each section to see who got the highest.

Speaker 1 (02:56:47):
Yeah? Yeah, let's see. So are you just giving my
total number?

Speaker 10 (02:56:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:56:51):
I have a total number as well, right.

Speaker 1 (02:56:52):
And I divided that by six. All right, you guys
give your total number while I add mine up. Mine
is eighty three.

Speaker 13 (02:57:02):
WHOA, I had ninety eight boo, and the section two
I had a clean sweep at thirty six points. I
did six on all those answers sixty sixty six six
six eight ninety eight.

Speaker 8 (02:57:16):
What did you have, Charlie?

Speaker 1 (02:57:17):
Eighty three? Well, I did the second section. I didn't
have a clean sweep. I had six six six, six,
four five, but I totaled up to one hundred. You're six.
You are a number you under at six, I know.

(02:57:37):
But but you go against theater for being so morbid,
but actually you are. You're the free over how sick
you are?

Speaker 7 (02:57:45):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:57:45):
I think the paranormal stuff throws it. I have a
little more curiosity just about things in general. Theater is
just naturally more curious. No, theater's just just theater's not curious.
He has to read or like his brain has work,
it gets hired.

Speaker 13 (02:58:01):
I didn't care about that. Section three and four really
had no interest. Section one with the autopsy really no interest.

Speaker 8 (02:58:07):
Snits, what are you?

Speaker 1 (02:58:08):
It's just sick?

Speaker 9 (02:58:10):
Eight fifty five what fifty five?

Speaker 1 (02:58:15):
Oh stop, that's impossible. Fifty five. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:58:18):
The highest score was in the body violent, like the
medical stuff. The body stuff, I'm fascinated by that. But
everything else was like mine. I was all in the
mind of the killer, the killer mine too. That's why
I had clean sweep there.

Speaker 1 (02:58:31):
But I actually I feel like I could have gotten
a six on every one of these because I'm just
a curious person. I want to experience everything. Kind of
once almost, you know, and I want to see everything
just don't know. I'm just curious. It doesn't mean I
want to see it more than once, but the curiosity
is that, yeah, I'd like to just see it and
then that's and then judge from there. So to me,

(02:58:52):
curiosity is like, you just want to see it, period.
What did you forget? I gave them a pen and pain?
Oh come on, do it live medieval hanging one or
whatever like that. You don't see that one? I saw
that guy now wiggle and I'm good. It's gross, but
need to be interested in going to see it? Just

(02:59:13):
the ones, just the one? Yeah, yes, Jeffrey, what do
you have for us?

Speaker 9 (02:59:17):
Fifty?

Speaker 1 (02:59:20):
Fifty?

Speaker 9 (02:59:20):
No, fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:59:21):
I've tried to divide it by six, but it came
out kind of what is it?

Speaker 29 (02:59:24):
Was?

Speaker 13 (02:59:24):
Fifty divided by six? Won't don't don't look at the calculator.

Speaker 1 (02:59:27):
Don't cheat. Oh that is cheaping wrong?

Speaker 9 (02:59:32):
Whatever? Dude, Well what.

Speaker 1 (02:59:33):
Does this mean?

Speaker 23 (02:59:34):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (02:59:35):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 18 (02:59:36):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (02:59:36):
What are the numbers mean? It means I'm morbidly curious. Yeah,
he's morbidly obese. That's pretty good