November 21, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, excuse me, Dougie, Jory Lens of abortions all the.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Time, and Jeffrey. My last babble was a foot long
streaming on Roverradio dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory Stars Now.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
It is Friday, November twenty first, twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good morning, gets Rover's Morning Glory. I'm or over. Doogie
is here?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Good morning, Sir.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Charlie is here. Hi Snitzer is here.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Amen, And mister Jeffrey Allen Lark is in the fire bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
What did I skip? Crystal?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sorry, Crystal is here, and mister Jeffrey al LaRoe is
in the firebox. Yo, Yo, you were with us as well?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Eight six six you're over eight six six nine six
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But the best way give us a call eight sixty
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Speaker 1 (01:45):
We'll get to your email here in.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Just a moment. We have a lot to discuss this morning.
It's Friday. Oh what are you gonna do this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doush. You got any big, big plans party?
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yeah, I'm oh yeah, I'm partying with Santa tomorrow, partying
with yeah, Crocker Park Christmas tree lighting.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
It's like the best day of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Sorry, what was that. She's a she's a talk sluds.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'll be there tomorrow too.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
My family they decided they all want to go, so
we'll be there for their tree lighting.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
So the tree lighting. Oh, you get to hang out
at the donut trus.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Awesome. It's the best day, so much fun.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sure too. She would to help work.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Actually, I was having some donuts. I please, I'm all staffed.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're all staffed. You can't use an extra pair of
hands to.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Have back up too. It's a busy.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It's busy there, Gordon, right, you guys saying someone got
someone else sick is stupid. It takes ten days to
two weeks for a virus to be noticed. You don't
feel it right away. I don't know if that's true.
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
In fact, I would say definitely not now.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Maybe for certain diseases, a certain things, but every illness
it takes two weeks for a virus to be noticed,
that's just nonsense.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
So what Charlie couldn't have gotten sick.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
From this case, claiming where does this game? I'm not
sure doctor.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Research, scientist, bio whateverist Justin says, I have been addicted
to affron for six years. Charlie put it down. Rebound
congestion is no joke. I now have to use it
every two hours to keep from feeling like my nose
is sealed shut with cement. So are you still using
(03:38):
the affron? I'm off today for the first time, and
how do you feel fine? I actually just used I
didn't use it all this feather in the morning. I
now keep one on me, one in the car, one
at home because I once woke up at a chick's
house around three o'clock in the morning needing a hit,
to only find my affron empty. I got dressed, ran
out in a panic like a crackhead, and sped.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Home just to get my back up.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Rebound congestion gets so bad they have support groups for
affron addicts. It's like nasal aa. I did read somebody recently.
I saw something in the news where somebody it is
exactly the same thing, and they they were on this
for years affron. They could not breathe without the affron.
And the only way that I think that I think
(04:26):
you have to I think you have to suffer through.
I think you have to stop justin Why don't you
just stop? And you have to breathe through your mouth
for a couple of weeks or something. And I think
that's the only way that you can actually get through that.
And I don't know how long it takes or maybe
it's permanent damage. I don't know, but you can't keep
you can't keep doing an affro in your whole life.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Did you know it's feel okay, Charlie?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Is that nice? I feel fine? I mean, other that
I'm sick.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I mean, but if the affron don't feel like an
affron addict, he's what every time I'm sick. I didn't
quit any time, wor It's great. Just don't overdo it.
I guess I know. I am never use it more
than three four days. That's how long you're sick for him? Yeah, Catherine, Right,
(05:15):
Good morning, Rover. Did Keith Hodgkiss and Rachel the Fan
break up? Not to be confused with Rachel in sales? Recently,
you've read a few messages from a Rachel that mentions
her ex boyfriend, she never says anything flattering about him.
On Wednesday Show, when discussing billionaire influencers, you read a
(05:36):
message from Rachel that said her ex had faked his
financial status. Did I just crack an RMG easter egg?
Love the show? Please stay hydrated? Are you turning into
Taylor Swift?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
What do you mean a lot? I mean my understanding
is that they I think they did break up. I
don't know if you're confirming that it was No. No,
I just no no, I no, no, no, I'm not
confirming that. There's a lot of people named Rachel that
text into the show, just like there's a lot of
(06:09):
people named Jim that text into the show.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
So, however, that would be great if it was, but
we have how would Keith Hods fake as financial status exactly?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What is he?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
It's not like you're like, hey, I'm a crypto billionaire. Like, no,
he runs a radio station. What kind of status is that?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Like, oh cool, Yeah, it's huge, though, what is running
a radio station?
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Maybe thirty years ago today he runs iHeartRadio.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
That's a lot of swag. He makes a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Are you kidding. If you go, I'm at a bar.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Okay, So I'm at a bar and he's like, oh,
I'm the president of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
First of all, people are going to go of what.
Never heard of it?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Never heard of iHeart Radio?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, oh oh my.
Speaker 11 (06:59):
Got iHeart Media.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Who heard of iHeartRadio?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So I'm not reason I did not walk it off.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
The only reason why you've heard of it is because
you work for the company.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
It is not crap. No, I'm the president. Okay, I'm
the president of.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Most people.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
If I go out on the street and I go
to a bar and I bring up iHeart Radio to somebody,
you think most people are gonna go.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know that.
Speaker 12 (07:29):
Really that's hard to say because I mean, obviously I
know what it is, so it's really hard to say.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think they have. You're going to have like sixty percent.
People will know twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Fifteen Oh, I don't think they might not know exactly
what it is.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
They'll think it's an app. They won't I don't know
if they'll know, oh, it's the radio stations. I don't
know if they'll know that that, oh, that's the company
that owns the radio stations.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I love heard of it?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh what's that? Ohrms?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Anybody listening right now, you're not You're not an indicator
because you are listening to the show and agreed that's
not a represented representation of the entire population.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So yeah, you may know, but I.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Think I don't know if they'll know exactly what it is,
but I think they'll at least heard of it and go,
what is that again?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
And you're the president of it, and that you make
good money?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my god, I'm so out of touch. I am
not out of touch. You are out of touch.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
You're out of touch if you fell for that when
you're hooking up with a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm the president of iHeart Radio Cleveland. Yeah, okay, And.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I'm on Dale USA today right now. And Ed just
popped up for Efron. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Why is that crazy? We just mentioned it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, but I'm guessing that Charlie probably googled Effron or
something from here yesterday or what.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
My USA today.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's all coming from the same IP address. It's saying
we're a different network, aren't we, boss, Yeah we are.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
It's listening to us.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I don't know what network she connects to. Who knows? Oh,
I don't even think she knows.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Cares. I think is how you say this person's name?
Ka R I s is that keros?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well? Chris writes, you're over yesterday?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Do she said she might have arthritis for Parkinson's, which
is why she's wearing those ridiculous compression gloves.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Maybe Michael J. Fox could be cured with they did?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
We say that with a compression steah, Maybe every person
that has an acre or two in their fingers can
avoid arthritis just put on some compression gloves. What an idiot?
Speaking of aches and pains? How is the frozen shoulder?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I went to a second opinion yesterday for frozen shoulder?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh you did?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So this is a totally different doctor, totally different doctor.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
And the guy is manipulating my arm and he goes,
you got frozen shoulder.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Pal Oh he's on you, buddy, boy, suck it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He goes, listen, you've had this a long time.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, he goes, we want to operate on this. So
he wants to operate on my shoulder, moves the arm. Yeah.
Could I would cut out some weight of mine?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'd lose What do you think a couple of pounds
up out an arm off.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
It takes about two years to go away. For me,
it did because I didn't do physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I did physical therapy and if anything, it made it worse.
Dougie years is totally gone. Now totally raise your right
arm over your head. Raise your left arm over your head.
I'll look at these ridiculous gloves she has on. It's
so silly.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, totally. I could never have done this. I couldn't
wet my ass for two years.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well was it your right arm or your left arm? Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Man, that would be see that would be really bad.
This is my left arm. That thing's just hanging around
like dead weight right now.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
But what is surgery do?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Then they said that they they they put you under,
you know, and then and then they stick a camera
in the front and something in the back back and
they cut all around it. They cut the the the
tissue all around your shoulder, the capsule something or other.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
There's no way to work through that, there's no way
to get in.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And what they do is they cut it and then
they move your arm around while you're out. Then you
wake up, you probably go ah. And then they said,
you have to immediately start stretching and go to yeah. Yeah,
and so they want to They left me a voicemailer
(11:34):
yesterday after I went there, they go get you in
on Wednesday, I.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Go, So I got to talk to them today. I
don't know about that. That's that's pretty quick to talk
to my mom.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
She's a nurse. Your dad the doctor asked.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Them, what are they going to know about this? So
I don't think this is their area of expertise?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Did you research this?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
The why I need to? They didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm very busy messing with my robot leaf blower and
all that kind of stuff. You know, I have important
things to do. Bean Rights, you're over. I only caught
a few minutes of the father allegedly killing his daughter
over winning the Queen of Hearts game, so I re
(12:21):
listened to it so I can get the whole story.
And you had mentioned how you'd never heard of this game.
I'm fifty years old. Well, neither had I until you
guys mentioned it, and Dougie said, it's always in the news,
and the only place I get my news from for
the last seven years has been Dougie.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What the hell left them.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Don't do that. I can't be responsible for your knowledge
in the world.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Come on, Ryan says yo. I have a question for
Jeffrey because he always mentions the Taco Bell Luxbox being
his go to launch. Is that right, Jeffrey, Yeah, okay.
I just paid fourteen dollars for the Luxe box at
a location in a regular town, not a big city.
(13:08):
I decided to try the new chicken nacho fries, which
were delicious, delicious you ever tried those?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've caf sampled those pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That cost me another five dollars and fifty cents, he says,
All said.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
My bill came to twenty two dollars.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
It consists of one small drink, one regular hard shell taco,
one Dourto's Loco taco, one rolled caesadilla, and chips with
nacho cheese. I was flabbergasted when she gave me the
total at the window, but I was starving, so I
didn't bother saying anything. Are these the prices that Jeffrey
is paying? Or did I get ripped off? There's a
Chili's three hundred feet up the road. I could have
(13:46):
gotten a better deal at half the price, but I
was working and I didn't call ahead. All right, Jeffrey,
what are you normally eat this luxe box that you get?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I get the Supreme lux box, which is usually about
seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, how did this person's How was this person's I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just going by what I personally paid when I get
this particular item. It consists of a five layer of burrito,
Chiloopa Supreme heart shell taco, and nachos and cheese. Now,
if I were to modify, which I usually do, is
on the burrito, I go no beans, extra beef, easy nacho, cheese. Okay,
(14:26):
I get the I get the ground, I get the
beef Chiloopa Supreme, and I get the regular heartshell taco
and I get the nachos. Now, because the an extra
portion of beef is like maybe maybe like twenty or
thirty cents, and I get a large drink, it would
come to about eight dollars all together, because an extra
(14:48):
portion of beef is ninety cents.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
This guy's paying too much. It looks like it's five
seven nine everywhere I look. So how did this guy
pay fourteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I to them or add to the box. So you
got other items that don't come in the box, because
now when I go there, every item, if you bought
it individually, is between like around four or five bucks.
So if I get two or three items, I'm at
fifteen dollars for I mean, what used to be remember
dollar tacos?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's no longer a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Nicholas writes, all right, I usually don't agree with Charlie
on TV shows and movies, but I just watched a
House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What a horrible ending.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I was totally invested in the movie and it just
ends zero conclusion to the whole damn movie. Everyone else
needs to watch this garbage and give their thoughts. Already
been done, and in fact, we already gave you the ending.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's what's so amazing that you actually watch this. Who
does this? Why torture yourself? Charlie literally gave the ending
to this movie.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
We talked about this ad nausea, and I did this
to save everybody the time. Yeah, exactly how it ends,
we said, even if you have captions on, we gave
the whole thing. Charlie gave spoiler alerts, somebody killing themselves, whatever,
all of it, and he still watched and then he goes, oh,
(16:17):
it sucks, just like you said.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
Well, but I think you wanted to check for you
didn't trust you, Snitcher saying the opposite.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I liked it a lot, and it does have an ending,
but that's fine. But it doesn't. It kind of does.
But the book is open. You know he's going to do.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
The explosions go off during the credits. You know what happens.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't know what. Did these explosions go off?
Speaker 13 (16:40):
You just listen, listen to the whole three or four
different explosions.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I always have the subtitles on. I watch everyone. But
it did not say anything. I didn't see it anyway,
and he didn't make for the credits.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
He immediately turned his TV off through the remote control down.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
I was on until it until it's said, did you
like that? It came up with that thumbs up thumbs
down thing, and then I was.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Long credits and it was like three or four times
they happened. I did not hear it. I just assumed
that was that.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
And if it did do that, did not say it
on the subtitles. Wasn't watching the credit. I wasn't sitting
there watching it.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
They said I thought to people who said it does
say that on the subtitle.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Wh did you talk to people that are liars? I didn't.
I watched I heard it. You could listen to me.
The watched it, and Stanfer have watched it. I'm just
telling me what people wrote. They said they they said
they had subtimes.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Depends on your subtitles, because there's, you know, multiple different
types of subtitles you could do.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Alex here on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
You're warning Alex, uh listen, I think the tiny penis
contest is one of the worst ideas you.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Could ever have. Yeah, he wants the big.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Uh huh, we know this stuff happening. You are going
to gather the amount of the largest amount of killers
in your show, put them in a room and have
him compete. You're really asking for k.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh, you're telling me, because all right, so Hitler, it
was just determined. They researched his DNA, they have a
blood sample of Hitler's and they go, this guy had
some syndrome that gave him micro penis.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
There were always rumors that he had a teeny tiny
pinky pecker, but that was true. And then there was
the Golden State Killer also had incredible micro penis. Just
I mean, they said it was the circumference of a
dime and the length of the last little bit of
(18:52):
your pinky finger, So like that last little joint we're talking,
I mean, on me, this is probably about I don't know,
half an inch from the little last bend of my
pinky to the end of my pinky. Maybe three quarters
of an inch tops. That was the Golden State Killer.
On top of that, I just saw what else was it? Oh,
Jeffrey Epstein. Somebody said that he had a deformed, tiny
(19:17):
penis that looked like a lemon, a lemon.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, so maybe Alex is right.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Do you really want a collection of micro penis people
coming in here, who then could potentially be wackos?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Charlie, Uh, yeah, some time. I think he's got a point.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
But I think it's better to meet these people face
to face, so we know, start tracking them, get get
eyes on them, and and uh.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Unless you've got some type of deal with the FBI.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Or something, maybe this was a stale operation. Maybe this
is all.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
When you tell people they wanted a lot of Hey,
show up at this building. We're going to give you
your price. And then they lock him up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, we got a warrant out for a your arrest.
You fell for it.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Yep, that's what we're dealing with, all the micro penis people.
All right, Alex, thank you pumping iron. Matt says, while
we're on the autism spectrum, there's a new Netflix documentary
out about a kid who allegedly kills his grandfather, mother,
and then himself he had autism. I just watched it,
(20:22):
and his mannerisms alone or remind me way too much
of someone we know, and how agitated that person gets sometimes.
It really made me think a lot about a bunch
of what ifs. It's kind of scary to think about
worst case scenarios.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I don't know who he's. Who's he referring to.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Mannerisms alone remind me too much of someone we know?
All could be me. I supposedly have what's the documentary spectrum?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
He didn't say, which I wish you would have said, Well, is.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
This Netflix documentary about a kid who allegedly kills his grandfather, mother,
and then him. I think that this is one because
I saw a preview somewhere on the East Coast where
a I think like a family of a well to
do family, and then the I think the kid is
(21:15):
accused maybe I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know. I think he kills off the I
think he's trying to get the inheritance or something.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
The Carmen family deaths. Don't know, could be who knows.
Where As it said, is that on the East coast
somewhere Rhode Island. Yeah, maybe that's what he Maybe that's
what he was seeing, sterlings. I had a really crappy
day on Thursday, so I'm gonna take it out on
(21:43):
one of the emails you got. Christmas mainly overlaps with
pagan festivals. The idea of it being some Jewish guy's
birthday was invented and decided in the fourth century. The
Hebrew calendar follows a lunar solar cycle, which is why
Jewish holidays are different days every year.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Of the Gregorian calendar.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I fully support you having a Christmas tree is I'm
a Jew and I usually partake in Christmas festivities as
I'm invited by.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
My friends to them.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
It's a cultural holiday, not a religious one.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I think Christmas is a religious holiday. Like, yeah, I
don't celebrate Ramadan. That's a religious holiday right and nobody's doing.
Oh it's a Ramadan time. Let's all celebrate now. Anyways, Anyway,
I hope I'm happy that you're back on Spat Spat Spotify.
You guys disappeared for a while. Still enjoying the show.
(22:39):
Love how you all reference Tomash going to Texas as
being trafficked to Texas. Also, for one listener who works
with the Amish and can't listen to your show, the
person needs a bluetooth hearing a device in a doctor's note,
stating they medically need them.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's smart. Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Then proceed to link the hearing aid and play music. Okay,
there you go. You medically need a bluetooth hearing aid
and then you just play the show through it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, good idea, Nick says.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Rover said he's never watched Everybody Loves Raymond beyond an
episode or two. I used to watch that show on
TV as a kid because we only had basic TV,
so it was the only thing that was on.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
From what I remember of the show.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
If I'm not mistaken, Raymond's in laws live right across
the street from Raymond and his wife, and the show
mirror's actual Rover's life. Rover is the Raymond of the
real world. Maybe I need to pay a little bit
more attention to that show.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I heard that that show is having a cast reunion
with all the Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Everybody loves Raymond? Where'd you hear that? News? Weird?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
See what happens when you listen to this dizzy you turn.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Into Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Everything I'll heard on a radio summer. I've got to
take a quick break. We will be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Hang on, shower and this is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I got a letter under my door. We don't get
old school mail too often, right, what's.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
The dick from Dayton still writes us letters?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah? Oh, I don't get that. But this is from Carl,
who says Rover.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
I was listening to the show last week and heard
about Jeffrey's trip through New York on his way home.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
He may not have.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Stopped at Niagara Falls. That's right, he was literally I
believe we saw the intersection that he was at. He
was what about one hundred and fifty feet from Niagara Falls,
and he just decided, I'm not going to view Niagara Falls. Yes, sure,
my kids have never seen Niagara Falls, but forget it.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
He's all right. He saw it, and that's what matters.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
He may not have stopped at Niagara Falls, but he
did stop in a small town called Westfield to see
the statue of Abraham Lincoln. Is that true, Jeffrey, that's correct.
Since he didn't take any photos of his Abe visit,
I thought I would send a photo of Abe and
the plaque with the explanation for the statue. He goes
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to the Westfield area several times an a month, passes
the statue on a regular basis. So, Jeffrey, I want
you to have he'd sent a picture, an actual print
of a photo. You can perhaps frame this up on
maybe take the I know you have some frames up
on the wall with the like the Walmart filler picture
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in there, just the stock photo that they give you
when you sell a frame. So maybe you could put
Abe Lincoln and the little girl in there, and then
the explanation. Maybe you could do like a two up
it's the Lincoln Bedell Statue Park and it explains why
did you read this plaque?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, that twelve year old girl was like a news.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Reporter and and I think she gave Lincoln a couple
of grooming tips for his appearance, and I think her
and Lincoln became of friends.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Okay, well there you go. So there you have a
couple of pictures.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'll give these.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I had no idea that President Lincoln was six feet
seven inches tall either six six seven Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Okay, you didn't hear that on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I didn't hear that one. Yes, I do see, I
heard that one.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm just saying that that was I did not realize
how that link Abraham Lee was that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How tall was how tall? Was it sixty seven inches?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Or how much you wade?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Guys got Google? You guys can google Google app. Let's see.
Here's a I'm I don't know why I'm skeptical about this.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I mean, it seems like a legit story, but I'm
a little bit skeptical about this. This I'm not even
sure where did this. Excuse me, let me see where
this happened. This is in uh swayin County, North Carolina,
and they have a news story here that will explain
and it has some pictures. You can always fire up
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RMGTV at roverradio dot com or with the Rover Radio app.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
But I saw this news story yesterday.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The first thing that hit me about this news story
is I was watching on my computer. I go, oh, man,
this chick. Why didn't they tell her when she's on
the news to the anchor, she got a huge lipstick smear, Like,
what is?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I thought it was a mole? It is?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
I thought it was lipstick smear. Well it's something I
don't know. You got to see this. Just show the
still frame here. It's like dripping off of her.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I go, oh, I see. I saw this on my
computer and I go, oh man, she really what happened?
Did a blind person put on her lipstick? And then
I think in reality, I believe that she has like
a big womp on her lip or something like a the.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Two of them. Yeah, I don't know what do you
think that is?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
And if you had that and you worked in TV,
I get it if you perhaps work at the DMV.
But if you work on television, don't she go to
the doctor and you say, hey, listen, what can we
do about this thing on my lip?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And you put extra lipstick on that little part little party?
Oh she did because it's the same color. Yeah, she
might be confusing because when she talked, you can see
it move.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Better here, let's see it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But the story well here listen. Listen to this story
and tell me if you're buying this. Oh wait, I'm
getting no audio stand by here here it is.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Listen and a shocking situation really happening on the highway
in the Mountains. Highway Patrol says a bird dropped a
cat through the windshield of a car. We have a
photo for you. Take a look at the damage. North
Carolina Highway Patrol, sharing this photo with US officials, say
this happened in Swayin County along Highway seventy four just
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after eight this morning. Troopers say a bald eagle dropped
the dead cat onto the car, shattering the windshield like
you see right there in that picture. Unfortunately, Highway Patrol
says the driver in this case.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Was not hurt.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
So an eagle, a bald eagle, it's a big bird,
picks up a kitty cat. He's going to eat the
kitty cat, I think, but besides instead to drop it
and drop it right on the.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Windshield of this car that's driving on the highway.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
It decides to I think it accidentally drops it.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
It doesn't decide too.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Yeah, they dropped, I.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Know, like a fish, but maybe it's not dead.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I thought that happened by your father in law or
by your fish. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
But maybe it was a cat and it was trying
to get out. I was like, ah, and then it dropped.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
Maybe I don't know, but my girlfriend just had a
pumpkin almost laid on her head.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
These animals, these birds out here, don't forget us.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, now I guess what I'm looking at is I mean,
this goes all the way through the windshield. Now I
get it. The car is driving, and maybe it's going
sixty miles an hour, so that certainly, But I don't
know a cat is So what do you think? Fairly
like a cat is kind of soft, you know, like
in the Grand Scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Take me through.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It happened she threw cat through her windshield and then
came up with this cover story.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm not sure what she did.
Speaker 12 (31:05):
I just she threw a bowling ball through the windshield
and then placed a cat in there.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I'm not sure what she did. Perhaps she maybe she
maybe she had a small crack kind of like I did.
Gravel comes up cracks her windshield, and then it grows
insurance Maybe she has no insurance covering it, and she
realizes this is going to cost a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know. Maybe I don't know what kills the cat?
Kill the cat? That's right?
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Throws it through a windshield?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I don't know where was the dead cat? Was it
in the car? Where did this share? Wouldn't the sheriff
say there was no cat scene?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Well, no, no, I assume it was either in the
car or it it bounces off and is on the
side of the road and they find it later after
this chick pulls over. But I mean, doesn't that seem
to you, guys to really be a lot of damage
for dropping a cat? Really skeleton, it's a bad but
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the bones are teeny tiny like a cat bones. But
from that high up? How heavy is a cat? Twenty pounds?
No cat?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Eight pounds?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Eight nine pounds, Okay, it's still heavy six seven pounds.
What broke your woodshield?
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Well, a pebble, but it didn't go through the windshield.
How much is a pebble?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Way?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, but it didn't go through the windshield. And it's
also a pebble is harder than a cat.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Yeah, but the same side the way, is the weight
of a cat coming down from higher up than a pebble, Well, the.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Weight of the cat it comes Yeah, it's but I
also it's you're going. If it's from high up, you're
kind of probably flipping around.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It's not like a missile coming down.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
It's kind of like bowling balls are ten pounds sometimes
that would just hurt to drop on your foot.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
A bowling ball is hard.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
If you if you told me a bald eagle dropped
the bowling ball from that high up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Okay, perhaps.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I'm just saying a cat, a cat's body is soft.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
But somebody, you know, eagle drops a cat on you
from a skyscraper height, it's gonna hurt or kill you.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What about on the moon? All right? But I don't know.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I guess maybe the part that I find weird about
the story is the lady's like, it's a bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
How do you know? How would you see it?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
You saw a bald eagle flying with a cat like,
that's strange, and then it drops it on you.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And then when you run right into it, what more
more likely.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
Happens you're driving a cat explodes on you, and you go,
what the hell's going on?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Pull off the side. By the time you pull off,
look up, there's nobody. There's nothing right. I don't know
who's found out. It's a bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Pirds are huge, man. Check out the wingspan.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Six feet Oh what is it? What's the wing span
of that eagle there? Jeffrey, that weird.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Bus six feet six feet point six seven inches six
point sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Now what does it say there on the chart? I
can't I'm trying to make it out, but can't read it.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, here we go, Yeah, six feet seven inches, say
six to seven guys seven?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
It is funny.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Actually, the wingspan is the same height as who as Abraham?
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What do you Todd? You're on Rovery's Morning Glory, Good morning, Todd,
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Were over?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hey, what's happening? You know what?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
The next time that Tomas are breaks the car window,
Jeffrey's gonna say a cat or something.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
To this guy.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Legal, Yeah, no kidding, And maybe that's what happened with
this woman. Maybe your son smashed through the windshield after
the car alarm went off and it wasn't turned off
quickly enough, so he just smashes the windshield. She then
is embarrassed by that she has to get in and
drive the car onto the highway.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
And then go, oh, look at this. I don't know
where she gets the dead cat from.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
But I think I think that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
A bird dropped a cat.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's a weird, weird story.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Jeffrey, I need I might need you to do some
investigate investigative, investigat investigatory.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
I might need you to do an investigation for me
this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Can you do you think you're up to it?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Uh, it depends what's if I know what it is? Yes,
I see I might be up to investigatory task.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Jeffrey has already been on the case before you even
mentioned it over, Jeffrey, I need you to determine who's
parked in my parking spot.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh no, he already knows how kind of car it is.
Oh yeah, what is it? It's a Kiak five Kia
k five. Back then to.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Wait, wait, there's your parking spot in the spot next
to it. Both cars are back in. Interesting and I'm trying
to and I'm saying to myself, and I'm bewildered I'm like,
how because the way the garage is laid out, it's
only designed to go one way.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, but you can back into that.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You got to remember the parking spots are angled.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Are angled, k right, But it would be annoying to
leave for that person because they're going to have to
take it a very.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Very well turn around. Well, they're backed in for a reason.
Why so you can't see their see their license.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Plate and they obviously have no No, they have something.
They have a warrant out for their arrest, or their
registration is expired or something on the report list. That
car is not leaving for a while. Then oh, we'll
get that car towed. As it says right there on
my parking spot, violators will be toad at their own
expense violation. Did you already go to the authorities inside
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the parking parking garage authorities?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I didn't. No, No, I'm just I say, we just
get him told ourselves.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Can can he get a hold of that guy that's
the the refo guy for the tow truck guy?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
What is that Jeffery? Who's that guy? That little bay
he was by the name one Underscore even he's.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
This black guy and he has his own tow truck
comedy and this is what he does. He's all over
Instagram and Facebook. He just goes into repost cards. He
takes his device, he scans the VIN number. If he
gets a hit, he just I'm giving him a hit.
You don't even need It's a scam. It's a hit.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Toe toe, let's go. That's what he does. He's just hen.
He said his fastest one was he got a stat
the car in fourteen socking.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
How fast can he do it out of a parking
garage on a ramp going up to the second floor.
How fast do you think he could do that? Could
we set a new record?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't know, because the way that garage is, the
way that garage is laid out in the range, it
might be kind of hard to pull a car.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
For a towchart to get in and pull that car
around the corner. What if we get does he have
the little dollies? Could we get like him and his
cohort there? Could he put that car up on a
dolly and just put that son of a baker right out?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I use those. Let's do it. Let's let's let's get
this done.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Well, you had to park elsewhere I did.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He really annoyed me. I'm not in a weird mood.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I said, who would park right here in this spot
right there with the sign on there that says do
not park here because backed it?
Speaker 12 (38:30):
Maybe they didn't see the sign because they back then,
you would see the sign when you pull into the.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Especially all the newer cars have backup camera first of all.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And then what else I witnessed As I'm parking, I
see a car come into the garage and they park
right in one of the two spots down from me.
And it's just a guy that lives here. I see
this guy. He has figured out that he just parks
in the iHeart spots. Yeah, and uh, and he just
doesn't care. So we'll have him towd as well.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Nobody cares that the guy from his own home. That's right.
Speaker 13 (39:06):
Yes, yeah, he's got a specific parking spot, Yes he does.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Why are there reserved spots? If we could just park
wherever we want? They just park wherever I want.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
He parks here because it's it's on a lower floor
and he can just walk right in. So yes, he
needs to be towed as well. Charlie, we're sticklers here. Well,
see because I'm not a stickler, because I was never
given a pass to park in the garage. You're supposed
everbody's supposed to get one. That says no one puts
it out, Well, they never even gave me one. They
stop doing that. However, iHeart is not defending their parking
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spots here.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
And what's going to happen. It's gonna be overrun.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
They're gonna be overrun by people who don't work here
parking in these spots.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And then what are we gonna do.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
We're gonna come into work, and is what's gonna happen
today is gonna happen every day for everyone.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Those spots are going to be filled up. So we
have to.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Put our foot down and we got to start towing
some mother efforts to hear they at their own expense, right, Jeffrey, that's.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
What they say if you're parked illegally, yes, or could
they say your vehicle's total owner's expense?
Speaker 8 (40:08):
And from what I've heard is that they just consider
us a Monday through Friday nine to five business.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
That's not true.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
We're twenty four somebody's somebody's usually here, but they don't
consider us to be a full time business.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
So people in the evening park there. I see people
get in their vehicles in the morning.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
To go to their jobs, so they're just parking overnight
in those same spots.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
So, yeah, those sticks chaos of what's going on here.
And then they've seen them stickers.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
It was like neon, like greenish yellow stickers or orange stickers.
They put them on people's windows who are parked in
a spot that they shouldn't be, and they're they're.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Impossible to get off.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey, I need you to put one of
those stickers on this vehicle for me place, will you.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Well, I just get the I just get the car's
license plate number. We can find out who owns the car.
Oh really, Okay, go get that license some detective. Let's
do it. Lets you don't know why, Let's go leave.
They're giving that license plate number, we're gonna do a
background check.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
No, I don't know who it is. But just leave
them alone. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
If they want to break the law or they're trying
to hide from the law, that means that there's something
going on.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
You're talking on the radio, then they're going to come
after you. They're all the time? Do she police all
the time?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
I'm gonna call the police on.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
You for what? Remember that time she didn't she see somebody?
What were they doing? And she called Weed and woke
Weed and she called nine one one one in the car?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
And so so now you're telling me not to mess
with people.
Speaker 12 (41:37):
Uh huh. There could be we don't know. I could
be an animal trapped in the car. We don't know, right,
an animal, We don't know what's in the car. Could
be a kid locked in there. Yea what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yep. Uh.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Anyway, so I I'll we'll have to figure this out,
get to the bottom of it. They want us to
start parking. They want me to start parking in some
underground garage.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
We're not allowed to. Only one person, does it.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
No, when you say we're not allowed to, you're absolutely wrong.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
They sent him your key card. We all were supposed
to park there.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
They sent an email and said everyone needs all of
you warning people need to start parking down there now.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
And I did just ignored it. Well, no, I tried it.
It didn't work. Remember I was late.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Yes, Mark Nolan.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
They said, don't mention this and I was late to
work that day because I went to the park garage.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It doesn't let me end.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Yeah, the am guy down the hall. The only one
that's allowed is the am guy. He gets in, but
everybody else when we try, we can't get in.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
I'm good, I'm fine. It smells bad down there. It
smells like garbage, really awful. Oh that's where the garbage.
I think that's where the dumpster is or something. Bob says, Jeff,
he's not a uniform. Doesn't he have that parking enforcement outfit?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You got him? That's right, I got him a security
guard outfit. It didn't make It's not with us anymore. Else.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Think why what happened to it after the bed bug
incidents to go? I think we decided to get rid
of because it could have been affected.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Dean and Roger, Chester, New York. Here for over this morning, glory,
Good morning, Dean.
Speaker 15 (43:09):
Hey, good morning. I'm not an animal expert, but he
did see mutual of Omaha a couple of times when
I was six or seven. Both large birds drop their
prey to kill him and then go back to pick
it up. So the eagle probably flew back to the
car to retrieved that cat. You know, Jeffrey drops food
on the ground, he doesn't leave it, He'll go back
and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Interesting. I guess I didn't know this, I did.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
I do remember Mutual of Omaha, that show they had
the old guy on there. Yeah, yeah, what was the
guy's name on that?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't remember. What was his name?
Speaker 9 (43:40):
No, comedian David Edinburgh. That's strictly BBC guys guys name.
Oh my god, I'd remember it if I heard it.
Wild Jack Hannah love Jackie actually Mark Hannah, the Alligator Hunter.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Marlon Perkins, thank you. Look at that. Look at that.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
That came right out of my brain, right on my memory.
Marlon Perkins, Frinday, sid Disney Night. I don't know, but
I do remember that. Dean, thank you for the heads.
Oh you got somebody on the case, Rover, someone on
the case?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What do you mean? Seven line seven?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Oh? Okay, okay, he hung up, that was out there
on the case to stop.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
What did he say?
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Six to seven? No?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, you just did.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Uh. Investigator Laroque is on his way back. He is
sending an email to Snitcher right now.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, so why did he call? That's what he called
to tell us I just walked the twenty feet back here.
I mean calling the email. Let's telling you.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Guys to email you. Okay, I've got to take a break.
We will be right back on Rover this morning.
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This is Rover's Morning Glory.
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Just a moment. We have a lot to discuss this morning.
It's Friday. Oh what are you gonna do this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Doush. You got any big, big plans party?
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yeah, I'm oh yeah, I'm partying with Santa tomorrow, partying
with yeah, Crocker Park Christmas tree lighting.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
It's like the best day of the year.
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Sorry, what was that. She's a she's a talk sluds.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
I'm excited.
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I'll be there tomorrow too.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
My family they decided they all want to go, so
we'll be there for their tree lighting.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
So the tree lighting. Oh, you get to hang out
at the donut trus.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Awesome. It's the best day, so much fun.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm sure too. She would to help work.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Actually, I was having some donuts. I please, I'm all staffed.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're all staffed. You can't use an extra pair of
hands to.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Have back up too. It's a busy.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
It's busy there, Gordon, right, you guys saying someone got
someone else sick is stupid. It takes ten days to
two weeks for a virus to be noticed. You don't
feel it right away. I don't know if that's true.
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
In fact, I would say definitely not now.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Maybe for certain diseases, a certain things, but every illness
it takes two weeks for a virus to be noticed,
that's just nonsense.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
So what Charlie couldn't have gotten sick.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
From this case, claiming where does this game? I'm not
sure doctor.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Research, scientist, bio whateverist Justin says, I have been addicted
to affron for six years. Charlie put it down. Rebound
congestion is no joke. I now have to use it
every two hours to keep from feeling like my nose
is sealed shut with cement. So are you still using
(03:38):
the affron? I'm off today for the first time, and
how do you feel fine? I actually just used I
didn't use it all this feather in the morning. I
now keep one on me, one in the car, one
at home because I once woke up at a chick's
house around three o'clock in the morning needing a hit,
to only find my affron empty. I got dressed, ran
out in a panic like a crackhead, and sped.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Home just to get my back up.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Rebound congestion gets so bad they have support groups for
affron addicts. It's like nasal aa. I did read somebody recently.
I saw something in the news where somebody it is
exactly the same thing, and they they were on this
for years affron. They could not breathe without the affron.
And the only way that I think that I think
(04:26):
you have to I think you have to suffer through.
I think you have to stop justin Why don't you
just stop? And you have to breathe through your mouth
for a couple of weeks or something. And I think
that's the only way that you can actually get through that.
And I don't know how long it takes or maybe
it's permanent damage. I don't know, but you can't keep
you can't keep doing an affro in your whole life.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Did you know it's feel okay, Charlie?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Is that nice? I feel fine? I mean, other that
I'm sick.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I mean, but if the affron don't feel like an
affron addict, he's what every time I'm sick. I didn't
quit any time, wor It's great. Just don't overdo it.
I guess I know. I am never use it more
than three four days. That's how long you're sick for him? Yeah, Catherine, Right,
(05:15):
Good morning, Rover. Did Keith Hodgkiss and Rachel the Fan
break up? Not to be confused with Rachel in sales? Recently,
you've read a few messages from a Rachel that mentions
her ex boyfriend, she never says anything flattering about him.
On Wednesday Show, when discussing billionaire influencers, you read a
(05:36):
message from Rachel that said her ex had faked his
financial status. Did I just crack an RMG easter egg?
Love the show? Please stay hydrated? Are you turning into
Taylor Swift?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
What do you mean a lot? I mean my understanding
is that they I think they did break up. I
don't know if you're confirming that it was No. No,
I just no no, I no, no, no, I'm not
confirming that. There's a lot of people named Rachel that
text into the show, just like there's a lot of
(06:09):
people named Jim that text into the show.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
So, however, that would be great if it was, but
we have how would Keith Hods fake as financial status exactly?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What is he?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
It's not like you're like, hey, I'm a crypto billionaire. Like, no,
he runs a radio station. What kind of status is that?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Like, oh cool, Yeah, it's huge, though, what is running
a radio station?
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Maybe thirty years ago today he runs iHeartRadio.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
That's a lot of swag. He makes a lot of money.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Are you kidding. If you go, I'm at a bar.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Okay, So I'm at a bar and he's like, oh,
I'm the president of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
First of all, people are going to go of what.
Never heard of it?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Never heard of iHeart Radio?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yes, oh oh my.
Speaker 11 (06:59):
Got iHeart Media.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Who heard of iHeartRadio?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
So I'm not reason I did not walk it off.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
The only reason why you've heard of it is because
you work for the company.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
It is not crap. No, I'm the president. Okay, I'm
the president of.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Most people.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
If I go out on the street and I go
to a bar and I bring up iHeart Radio to somebody,
you think most people are gonna go.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know that.
Speaker 12 (07:29):
Really that's hard to say because I mean, obviously I
know what it is, so it's really hard to say.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think they have. You're going to have like sixty percent.
People will know twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Fifteen Oh, I don't think they might not know exactly
what it is.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
They'll think it's an app. They won't I don't know
if they'll know, oh, it's the radio stations. I don't
know if they'll know that that, oh, that's the company
that owns the radio stations.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
But I love heard of it?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Oh what's that? Ohrms?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Anybody listening right now, you're not You're not an indicator
because you are listening to the show and agreed that's
not a represented representation of the entire population.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
So yeah, you may know, but I.
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Think I don't know if they'll know exactly what it is,
but I think they'll at least heard of it and go,
what is that again?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
And you're the president of it, and that you make
good money?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my god, I'm so out of touch. I am
not out of touch. You are out of touch.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
You're out of touch if you fell for that when
you're hooking up with a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'm the president of iHeart Radio Cleveland. Yeah, okay, And.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I'm on Dale USA today right now. And Ed just
popped up for Efron. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Why is that crazy? We just mentioned it?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, but I'm guessing that Charlie probably googled Effron or
something from here yesterday or what.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
My USA today.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's all coming from the same IP address. It's saying
we're a different network, aren't we, boss, Yeah we are.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
It's listening to us.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
I don't know what network she connects to. Who knows? Oh,
I don't even think she knows.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Cares. I think is how you say this person's name?
Ka R I s is that keros?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well? Chris writes, you're over yesterday?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Do she said she might have arthritis for Parkinson's, which
is why she's wearing those ridiculous compression gloves.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Maybe Michael J. Fox could be cured with they did?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
We say that with a compression steah, Maybe every person
that has an acre or two in their fingers can
avoid arthritis just put on some compression gloves. What an idiot?
Speaking of aches and pains? How is the frozen shoulder?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I went to a second opinion yesterday for frozen shoulder?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh you did?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So this is a totally different doctor, totally different doctor.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
And the guy is manipulating my arm and he goes,
you got frozen shoulder.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Pal Oh he's on you, buddy, boy, suck it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He goes, listen, you've had this a long time.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, he goes, we want to operate on this. So
he wants to operate on my shoulder, moves the arm. Yeah.
Could I would cut out some weight of mine?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I'd lose What do you think a couple of pounds
up out an arm off.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
It takes about two years to go away. For me,
it did because I didn't do physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I did physical therapy and if anything, it made it worse.
Dougie years is totally gone. Now totally raise your right
arm over your head. Raise your left arm over your head.
I'll look at these ridiculous gloves she has on. It's
so silly.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, totally. I could never have done this. I couldn't
wet my ass for two years.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well was it your right arm or your left arm? Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Man, that would be see that would be really bad.
This is my left arm. That thing's just hanging around
like dead weight right now.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
But what is surgery do?
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Then they said that they they they put you under,
you know, and then and then they stick a camera
in the front and something in the back back and
they cut all around it. They cut the the the
tissue all around your shoulder, the capsule something or other.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
There's no way to work through that, there's no way
to get in.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And what they do is they cut it and then
they move your arm around while you're out. Then you
wake up, you probably go ah. And then they said,
you have to immediately start stretching and go to yeah. Yeah,
and so they want to They left me a voicemailer
(11:34):
yesterday after I went there, they go get you in
on Wednesday, I.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Go, So I got to talk to them today. I
don't know about that. That's that's pretty quick to talk
to my mom.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
She's a nurse. Your dad the doctor asked.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Them, what are they going to know about this? So
I don't think this is their area of expertise?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Did you research this?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
The why I need to? They didn't have time.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I'm very busy messing with my robot leaf blower and
all that kind of stuff. You know, I have important
things to do. Bean Rights, you're over. I only caught
a few minutes of the father allegedly killing his daughter
over winning the Queen of Hearts game, so I re
(12:21):
listened to it so I can get the whole story.
And you had mentioned how you'd never heard of this game.
I'm fifty years old. Well, neither had I until you
guys mentioned it, and Dougie said, it's always in the news,
and the only place I get my news from for
the last seven years has been Dougie.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What the hell left them.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Don't do that. I can't be responsible for your knowledge
in the world.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Come on, Ryan says yo. I have a question for
Jeffrey because he always mentions the Taco Bell Luxbox being
his go to launch. Is that right, Jeffrey, Yeah, okay.
I just paid fourteen dollars for the Luxe box at
a location in a regular town, not a big city.
(13:08):
I decided to try the new chicken nacho fries, which
were delicious, delicious you ever tried those?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've caf sampled those pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
That cost me another five dollars and fifty cents, he says,
All said.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
My bill came to twenty two dollars.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
It consists of one small drink, one regular hard shell taco,
one Dourto's Loco taco, one rolled caesadilla, and chips with
nacho cheese. I was flabbergasted when she gave me the
total at the window, but I was starving, so I
didn't bother saying anything. Are these the prices that Jeffrey
is paying? Or did I get ripped off? There's a
Chili's three hundred feet up the road. I could have
(13:46):
gotten a better deal at half the price, but I
was working and I didn't call ahead. All right, Jeffrey,
what are you normally eat this luxe box that you get?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I get the Supreme lux box, which is usually about
seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, how did this person's How was this person's I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just going by what I personally paid when I get
this particular item. It consists of a five layer of burrito,
Chiloopa Supreme heart shell taco, and nachos and cheese. Now,
if I were to modify, which I usually do, is
on the burrito, I go no beans, extra beef, easy nacho, cheese. Okay,
(14:26):
I get the I get the ground, I get the
beef Chiloopa Supreme, and I get the regular heartshell taco
and I get the nachos. Now, because the an extra
portion of beef is like maybe maybe like twenty or
thirty cents, and I get a large drink, it would
come to about eight dollars all together, because an extra
(14:48):
portion of beef is ninety cents.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
This guy's paying too much. It looks like it's five
seven nine everywhere I look. So how did this guy
pay fourteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I to them or add to the box. So you
got other items that don't come in the box, because
now when I go there, every item, if you bought
it individually, is between like around four or five bucks.
So if I get two or three items, I'm at
fifteen dollars for I mean, what used to be remember
dollar tacos?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's no longer a thing.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Nicholas writes, all right, I usually don't agree with Charlie
on TV shows and movies, but I just watched a
House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
What a horrible ending.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I was totally invested in the movie and it just
ends zero conclusion to the whole damn movie. Everyone else
needs to watch this garbage and give their thoughts. Already
been done, and in fact, we already gave you the ending.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's what's so amazing that you actually watch this. Who
does this? Why torture yourself? Charlie literally gave the ending
to this movie.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
We talked about this ad nausea, and I did this
to save everybody the time. Yeah, exactly how it ends,
we said, even if you have captions on, we gave
the whole thing. Charlie gave spoiler alerts, somebody killing themselves, whatever,
all of it, and he still watched and then he goes, oh,
(16:17):
it sucks, just like you said.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It sucks.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
Well, but I think you wanted to check for you
didn't trust you, Snitcher saying the opposite.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I liked it a lot, and it does have an ending,
but that's fine. But it doesn't. It kind of does.
But the book is open. You know he's going to do.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
The explosions go off during the credits. You know what happens.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't know what. Did these explosions go off?
Speaker 13 (16:40):
You just listen, listen to the whole three or four
different explosions.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I always have the subtitles on. I watch everyone. But
it did not say anything. I didn't see it anyway,
and he didn't make for the credits.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
He immediately turned his TV off through the remote control down.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
I was on until it until it's said, did you
like that? It came up with that thumbs up thumbs
down thing, and then I was.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Long credits and it was like three or four times
they happened. I did not hear it. I just assumed
that was that.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
And if it did do that, did not say it
on the subtitles. Wasn't watching the credit. I wasn't sitting
there watching it.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
They said I thought to people who said it does
say that on the subtitle.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Wh did you talk to people that are liars? I didn't.
I watched I heard it. You could listen to me.
The watched it, and Stanfer have watched it. I'm just
telling me what people wrote. They said they they said
they had subtimes.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
Depends on your subtitles, because there's, you know, multiple different
types of subtitles you could do.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Alex here on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
You're warning Alex, uh listen, I think the tiny penis
contest is one of the worst ideas you.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Could ever have. Yeah, he wants the big.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Man.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Uh huh, we know this stuff happening. You are going
to gather the amount of the largest amount of killers
in your show, put them in a room and have
him compete. You're really asking for k.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh, you're telling me, because all right, so Hitler, it
was just determined. They researched his DNA, they have a
blood sample of Hitler's and they go, this guy had
some syndrome that gave him micro penis.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
There were always rumors that he had a teeny tiny
pinky pecker, but that was true. And then there was
the Golden State Killer also had incredible micro penis. Just
I mean, they said it was the circumference of a
dime and the length of the last little bit of
(18:52):
your pinky finger, So like that last little joint we're talking,
I mean, on me, this is probably about I don't know,
half an inch from the little last bend of my
pinky to the end of my pinky. Maybe three quarters
of an inch tops. That was the Golden State Killer.
On top of that, I just saw what else was it? Oh,
Jeffrey Epstein. Somebody said that he had a deformed, tiny
(19:17):
penis that looked like a lemon, a lemon.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, so maybe Alex is right.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Do you really want a collection of micro penis people
coming in here, who then could potentially be wackos?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Charlie, Uh, yeah, some time. I think he's got a point.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
But I think it's better to meet these people face
to face, so we know, start tracking them, get get
eyes on them, and and uh.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Unless you've got some type of deal with the FBI.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Or something, maybe this was a stale operation. Maybe this
is all.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
When you tell people they wanted a lot of Hey,
show up at this building. We're going to give you
your price. And then they lock him up.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, we got a warrant out for a your arrest.
You fell for it.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
Yep, that's what we're dealing with, all the micro penis people.
All right, Alex, thank you pumping iron. Matt says, while
we're on the autism spectrum, there's a new Netflix documentary
out about a kid who allegedly kills his grandfather, mother,
and then himself he had autism. I just watched it,
(20:22):
and his mannerisms alone or remind me way too much
of someone we know, and how agitated that person gets sometimes.
It really made me think a lot about a bunch
of what ifs. It's kind of scary to think about
worst case scenarios.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I don't know who he's. Who's he referring to.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Mannerisms alone remind me too much of someone we know?
All could be me. I supposedly have what's the documentary spectrum?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
He didn't say, which I wish you would have said, Well, is.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
This Netflix documentary about a kid who allegedly kills his grandfather, mother,
and then him. I think that this is one because
I saw a preview somewhere on the East Coast where
a I think like a family of a well to
do family, and then the I think the kid is
(21:15):
accused maybe I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't know. I think he kills off the I
think he's trying to get the inheritance or something.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
The Carmen family deaths. Don't know, could be who knows.
Where As it said, is that on the East coast
somewhere Rhode Island. Yeah, maybe that's what he Maybe that's
what he was seeing, sterlings. I had a really crappy
day on Thursday, so I'm gonna take it out on
(21:43):
one of the emails you got. Christmas mainly overlaps with
pagan festivals. The idea of it being some Jewish guy's
birthday was invented and decided in the fourth century. The
Hebrew calendar follows a lunar solar cycle, which is why
Jewish holidays are different days every year.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Of the Gregorian calendar.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
I fully support you having a Christmas tree is I'm
a Jew and I usually partake in Christmas festivities as
I'm invited by.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
My friends to them.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
It's a cultural holiday, not a religious one.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I think Christmas is a religious holiday. Like, yeah, I
don't celebrate Ramadan. That's a religious holiday right and nobody's doing.
Oh it's a Ramadan time. Let's all celebrate now. Anyways, Anyway,
I hope I'm happy that you're back on Spat Spat Spotify.
You guys disappeared for a while. Still enjoying the show.
(22:39):
Love how you all reference Tomash going to Texas as
being trafficked to Texas. Also, for one listener who works
with the Amish and can't listen to your show, the
person needs a bluetooth hearing a device in a doctor's note,
stating they medically need them.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's smart. Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Then proceed to link the hearing aid and play music. Okay,
there you go. You medically need a bluetooth hearing aid
and then you just play the show through it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Okay, good idea, Nick says.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Rover said he's never watched Everybody Loves Raymond beyond an
episode or two. I used to watch that show on
TV as a kid because we only had basic TV,
so it was the only thing that was on.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
From what I remember of the show.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
If I'm not mistaken, Raymond's in laws live right across
the street from Raymond and his wife, and the show
mirror's actual Rover's life. Rover is the Raymond of the
real world. Maybe I need to pay a little bit
more attention to that show.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I heard that that show is having a cast reunion
with all the Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Everybody loves Raymond? Where'd you hear that? News? Weird?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
See what happens when you listen to this dizzy you turn.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Into Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Everything I'll heard on a radio summer. I've got to
take a quick break. We will be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Hang on, shower and this is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I got a letter under my door. We don't get
old school mail too often, right, what's.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
The dick from Dayton still writes us letters?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah? Oh, I don't get that. But this is from Carl,
who says Rover.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
I was listening to the show last week and heard
about Jeffrey's trip through New York on his way home.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
He may not have.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Stopped at Niagara Falls. That's right, he was literally I
believe we saw the intersection that he was at. He
was what about one hundred and fifty feet from Niagara Falls,
and he just decided, I'm not going to view Niagara Falls. Yes, sure,
my kids have never seen Niagara Falls, but forget it.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
He's all right. He saw it, and that's what matters.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
He may not have stopped at Niagara Falls, but he
did stop in a small town called Westfield to see
the statue of Abraham Lincoln. Is that true, Jeffrey, that's correct.
Since he didn't take any photos of his Abe visit,
I thought I would send a photo of Abe and
the plaque with the explanation for the statue. He goes
(25:46):
to the Westfield area several times an a month, passes
the statue on a regular basis. So, Jeffrey, I want
you to have he'd sent a picture, an actual print
of a photo. You can perhaps frame this up on
maybe take the I know you have some frames up
on the wall with the like the Walmart filler picture
(26:09):
in there, just the stock photo that they give you
when you sell a frame. So maybe you could put
Abe Lincoln and the little girl in there, and then
the explanation. Maybe you could do like a two up
it's the Lincoln Bedell Statue Park and it explains why
did you read this plaque?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, that twelve year old girl was like a news.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Reporter and and I think she gave Lincoln a couple
of grooming tips for his appearance, and I think her
and Lincoln became of friends.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Okay, well there you go. So there you have a
couple of pictures.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I'll give these.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I had no idea that President Lincoln was six feet
seven inches tall either six six seven Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Okay, you didn't hear that on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I didn't hear that one. Yes, I do see, I
heard that one.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I'm just saying that that was I did not realize
how that link Abraham Lee was that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How tall was how tall? Was it sixty seven inches?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Or how much you wade?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Guys got Google? You guys can google Google app. Let's see.
Here's a I'm I don't know why I'm skeptical about this.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I mean, it seems like a legit story, but I'm
a little bit skeptical about this. This I'm not even
sure where did this. Excuse me, let me see where
this happened. This is in uh swayin County, North Carolina,
and they have a news story here that will explain
and it has some pictures. You can always fire up
(27:44):
RMGTV at roverradio dot com or with the Rover Radio app.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
But I saw this news story yesterday.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The first thing that hit me about this news story
is I was watching on my computer. I go, oh, man,
this chick. Why didn't they tell her when she's on
the news to the anchor, she got a huge lipstick smear, Like,
what is?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I thought it was a mole? It is?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
I thought it was lipstick smear. Well it's something I
don't know. You got to see this. Just show the
still frame here. It's like dripping off of her.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I go, oh, I see. I saw this on my
computer and I go, oh man, she really what happened?
Did a blind person put on her lipstick? And then
I think in reality, I believe that she has like
a big womp on her lip or something like a the.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Two of them. Yeah, I don't know what do you
think that is?
Speaker 5 (28:38):
And if you had that and you worked in TV,
I get it if you perhaps work at the DMV.
But if you work on television, don't she go to
the doctor and you say, hey, listen, what can we
do about this thing on my lip?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And you put extra lipstick on that little part little party?
Oh she did because it's the same color. Yeah, she
might be confusing because when she talked, you can see
it move.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Better here, let's see it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But the story well here listen. Listen to this story
and tell me if you're buying this. Oh wait, I'm
getting no audio stand by here here it is.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Listen and a shocking situation really happening on the highway
in the Mountains. Highway Patrol says a bird dropped a
cat through the windshield of a car. We have a
photo for you. Take a look at the damage. North
Carolina Highway Patrol, sharing this photo with US officials, say
this happened in Swayin County along Highway seventy four just
(29:35):
after eight this morning. Troopers say a bald eagle dropped
the dead cat onto the car, shattering the windshield like
you see right there in that picture. Unfortunately, Highway Patrol
says the driver in this case.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Was not hurt.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
So an eagle, a bald eagle, it's a big bird,
picks up a kitty cat. He's going to eat the
kitty cat, I think, but besides instead to drop it
and drop it right on the.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Windshield of this car that's driving on the highway.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
It decides to I think it accidentally drops it.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
It doesn't decide too.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Yeah, they dropped, I.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
Know, like a fish, but maybe it's not dead.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I thought that happened by your father in law or
by your fish. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
But maybe it was a cat and it was trying
to get out. I was like, ah, and then it dropped.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
Maybe I don't know, but my girlfriend just had a
pumpkin almost laid on her head.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
These animals, these birds out here, don't forget us.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, now I guess what I'm looking at is I mean,
this goes all the way through the windshield. Now I
get it. The car is driving, and maybe it's going
sixty miles an hour, so that certainly, But I don't
know a cat is So what do you think? Fairly
like a cat is kind of soft, you know, like
in the Grand Scheme of things.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Take me through.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It happened she threw cat through her windshield and then
came up with this cover story.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm not sure what she did.
Speaker 12 (31:05):
I just she threw a bowling ball through the windshield
and then placed a cat in there.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I'm not sure what she did. Perhaps she maybe she
maybe she had a small crack kind of like I did.
Gravel comes up cracks her windshield, and then it grows
insurance Maybe she has no insurance covering it, and she
realizes this is going to cost a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know. Maybe I don't know what kills the cat?
Kill the cat? That's right?
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Throws it through a windshield?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
I don't know where was the dead cat? Was it
in the car? Where did this share? Wouldn't the sheriff
say there was no cat scene?
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Well, no, no, I assume it was either in the
car or it it bounces off and is on the
side of the road and they find it later after
this chick pulls over. But I mean, doesn't that seem
to you, guys to really be a lot of damage
for dropping a cat? Really skeleton, it's a bad but
(32:04):
the bones are teeny tiny like a cat bones. But
from that high up? How heavy is a cat? Twenty pounds?
No cat?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Eight pounds?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Eight nine pounds, Okay, it's still heavy six seven pounds.
What broke your woodshield?
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Well, a pebble, but it didn't go through the windshield.
How much is a pebble?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Way?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah, but it didn't go through the windshield. And it's
also a pebble is harder than a cat.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Yeah, but the same side the way, is the weight
of a cat coming down from higher up than a pebble, Well, the.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Weight of the cat it comes Yeah, it's but I
also it's you're going. If it's from high up, you're
kind of probably flipping around.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It's not like a missile coming down.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
It's kind of like bowling balls are ten pounds sometimes
that would just hurt to drop on your foot.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
A bowling ball is hard.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
If you if you told me a bald eagle dropped
the bowling ball from that high up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Okay, perhaps.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I'm just saying a cat, a cat's body is soft.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
But somebody, you know, eagle drops a cat on you
from a skyscraper height, it's gonna hurt or kill you.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
What about on the moon? All right? But I don't know.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I guess maybe the part that I find weird about
the story is the lady's like, it's a bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
How do you know? How would you see it?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
You saw a bald eagle flying with a cat like,
that's strange, and then it drops it on you.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And then when you run right into it, what more
more likely.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
Happens you're driving a cat explodes on you, and you go,
what the hell's going on?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
Pull off the side. By the time you pull off,
look up, there's nobody. There's nothing right. I don't know
who's found out. It's a bald eagle.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Pirds are huge, man. Check out the wingspan.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Six feet Oh what is it? What's the wing span
of that eagle there? Jeffrey, that weird.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Bus six feet six feet point six seven inches six
point sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Now what does it say there on the chart? I
can't I'm trying to make it out, but can't read it.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, here we go, Yeah, six feet seven inches, say
six to seven guys seven?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
It is funny.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Actually, the wingspan is the same height as who as Abraham?
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
What do you Todd? You're on Rovery's Morning Glory, Good morning, Todd,
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Were over?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hey, what's happening? You know what?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
The next time that Tomas are breaks the car window,
Jeffrey's gonna say a cat or something.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
To this guy.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Legal, Yeah, no kidding, And maybe that's what happened with
this woman. Maybe your son smashed through the windshield after
the car alarm went off and it wasn't turned off
quickly enough, so he just smashes the windshield. She then
is embarrassed by that she has to get in and
drive the car onto the highway.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
And then go, oh, look at this. I don't know
where she gets the dead cat from.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
But I think I think that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
A bird dropped a cat.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's a weird, weird story.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Jeffrey, I need I might need you to do some
investigate investigative, investigat investigatory.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
I might need you to do an investigation for me
this morning.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Can you do you think you're up to it?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Uh, it depends what's if I know what it is? Yes,
I see I might be up to investigatory task.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Jeffrey has already been on the case before you even
mentioned it over, Jeffrey, I need you to determine who's
parked in my parking spot.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh no, he already knows how kind of car it is.
Oh yeah, what is it? It's a Kiak five Kia
k five. Back then to.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Wait, wait, there's your parking spot in the spot next
to it. Both cars are back in. Interesting and I'm trying
to and I'm saying to myself, and I'm bewildered I'm like,
how because the way the garage is laid out, it's
only designed to go one way.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, but you can back into that.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You got to remember the parking spots are angled.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Are angled, k right, But it would be annoying to
leave for that person because they're going to have to
take it a very.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Very well turn around. Well, they're backed in for a reason.
Why so you can't see their see their license.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Plate and they obviously have no No, they have something.
They have a warrant out for their arrest, or their
registration is expired or something on the report list. That
car is not leaving for a while. Then oh, we'll
get that car towed. As it says right there on
my parking spot, violators will be toad at their own
expense violation. Did you already go to the authorities inside
(37:00):
the parking parking garage authorities?
Speaker 10 (37:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
I didn't. No, No, I'm just I say, we just
get him told ourselves.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Can can he get a hold of that guy that's
the the refo guy for the tow truck guy?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
What is that Jeffery? Who's that guy? That little bay
he was by the name one Underscore even he's.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
This black guy and he has his own tow truck
comedy and this is what he does. He's all over
Instagram and Facebook. He just goes into repost cards. He
takes his device, he scans the VIN number. If he
gets a hit, he just I'm giving him a hit.
You don't even need It's a scam. It's a hit.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Toe toe, let's go. That's what he does. He's just hen.
He said his fastest one was he got a stat
the car in fourteen socking.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
How fast can he do it out of a parking
garage on a ramp going up to the second floor.
How fast do you think he could do that? Could
we set a new record?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I don't know, because the way that garage is, the
way that garage is laid out in the range, it
might be kind of hard to pull a car.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
For a towchart to get in and pull that car
around the corner. What if we get does he have
the little dollies? Could we get like him and his
cohort there? Could he put that car up on a
dolly and just put that son of a baker right out?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
I use those. Let's do it. Let's let's let's get
this done.
Speaker 6 (38:16):
Well, you had to park elsewhere I did.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He really annoyed me. I'm not in a weird mood.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
I said, who would park right here in this spot
right there with the sign on there that says do
not park here because backed it?
Speaker 12 (38:30):
Maybe they didn't see the sign because they back then,
you would see the sign when you pull into the.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Especially all the newer cars have backup camera first of all.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
And then what else I witnessed As I'm parking, I
see a car come into the garage and they park
right in one of the two spots down from me.
And it's just a guy that lives here. I see
this guy. He has figured out that he just parks
in the iHeart spots. Yeah, and uh, and he just
doesn't care. So we'll have him towd as well.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Nobody cares that the guy from his own home. That's right.
Speaker 13 (39:06):
Yes, yeah, he's got a specific parking spot, Yes he does.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Why are there reserved spots? If we could just park
wherever we want? They just park wherever I want.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
He parks here because it's it's on a lower floor
and he can just walk right in. So yes, he
needs to be towed as well. Charlie, we're sticklers here. Well,
see because I'm not a stickler, because I was never
given a pass to park in the garage. You're supposed
everbody's supposed to get one. That says no one puts
it out, Well, they never even gave me one. They
stop doing that. However, iHeart is not defending their parking
(39:37):
spots here.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
And what's going to happen. It's gonna be overrun.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
They're gonna be overrun by people who don't work here
parking in these spots.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And then what are we gonna do.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
We're gonna come into work, and is what's gonna happen
today is gonna happen every day for everyone.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Those spots are going to be filled up. So we
have to.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Put our foot down and we got to start towing
some mother efforts to hear they at their own expense, right, Jeffrey, that's.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
What they say if you're parked illegally, yes, or could
they say your vehicle's total owner's expense?
Speaker 8 (40:08):
And from what I've heard is that they just consider
us a Monday through Friday nine to five business.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
That's not true.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
We're twenty four somebody's somebody's usually here, but they don't
consider us to be a full time business.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
So people in the evening park there. I see people
get in their vehicles in the morning.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
To go to their jobs, so they're just parking overnight
in those same spots.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
So, yeah, those sticks chaos of what's going on here.
And then they've seen them stickers.
Speaker 8 (40:38):
It was like neon, like greenish yellow stickers or orange stickers.
They put them on people's windows who are parked in
a spot that they shouldn't be, and they're they're.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Impossible to get off.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey, I need you to put one of
those stickers on this vehicle for me place, will you.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Well, I just get the I just get the car's
license plate number. We can find out who owns the car.
Oh really, Okay, go get that license some detective. Let's
do it. Lets you don't know why, Let's go leave.
They're giving that license plate number, we're gonna do a
background check.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
No, I don't know who it is. But just leave
them alone. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
If they want to break the law or they're trying
to hide from the law, that means that there's something
going on.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
You're talking on the radio, then they're going to come
after you. They're all the time? Do she police all
the time?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
I'm gonna call the police on.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
You for what? Remember that time she didn't she see somebody?
What were they doing? And she called Weed and woke
Weed and she called nine one one one in the car?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
And so so now you're telling me not to mess
with people.
Speaker 12 (41:37):
Uh huh. There could be we don't know. I could
be an animal trapped in the car. We don't know, right,
an animal, We don't know what's in the car. Could
be a kid locked in there. Yea what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yep. Uh.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Anyway, so I I'll we'll have to figure this out,
get to the bottom of it. They want us to
start parking. They want me to start parking in some
underground garage.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (42:00):
We're not allowed to. Only one person, does it.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
No, when you say we're not allowed to, you're absolutely wrong.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
They sent him your key card. We all were supposed
to park there.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
They sent an email and said everyone needs all of
you warning people need to start parking down there now.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
And I did just ignored it. Well, no, I tried it.
It didn't work. Remember I was late.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Yes, Mark Nolan.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
They said, don't mention this and I was late to
work that day because I went to the park garage.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
It doesn't let me end.
Speaker 7 (42:26):
Yeah, the am guy down the hall. The only one
that's allowed is the am guy. He gets in, but
everybody else when we try, we can't get in.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
I'm good, I'm fine. It smells bad down there. It
smells like garbage, really awful. Oh that's where the garbage.
I think that's where the dumpster is or something. Bob says, Jeff,
he's not a uniform. Doesn't he have that parking enforcement outfit?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You got him? That's right, I got him a security
guard outfit. It didn't make It's not with us anymore. Else.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Think why what happened to it after the bed bug
incidents to go? I think we decided to get rid
of because it could have been affected.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Dean and Roger, Chester, New York. Here for over this morning, glory,
Good morning, Dean.
Speaker 15 (43:09):
Hey, good morning. I'm not an animal expert, but he
did see mutual of Omaha a couple of times when
I was six or seven. Both large birds drop their
prey to kill him and then go back to pick
it up. So the eagle probably flew back to the
car to retrieved that cat. You know, Jeffrey drops food
on the ground, he doesn't leave it, He'll go back
and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Interesting. I guess I didn't know this, I did.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
I do remember Mutual of Omaha, that show they had
the old guy on there. Yeah, yeah, what was the
guy's name on that?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't remember. What was his name?
Speaker 9 (43:40):
No, comedian David Edinburgh. That's strictly BBC guys guys name.
Oh my god, I'd remember it if I heard it.
Wild Jack Hannah love Jackie actually Mark Hannah, the Alligator Hunter.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Marlon Perkins, thank you. Look at that. Look at that.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
That came right out of my brain, right on my memory.
Marlon Perkins, Frinday, sid Disney Night. I don't know, but
I do remember that. Dean, thank you for the heads.
Oh you got somebody on the case, Rover, someone on
the case?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
What do you mean? Seven line seven?
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Oh? Okay, okay, he hung up, that was out there
on the case to stop.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
What did he say?
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Six to seven? No?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
No, you just did.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Uh. Investigator Laroque is on his way back. He is
sending an email to Snitcher right now.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, so why did he call? That's what he called
to tell us I just walked the twenty feet back here.
I mean calling the email. Let's telling you.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
Guys to email you. Okay, I've got to take a break.
We will be right back on Rover this morning.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Glorie, hang on.
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