December 5, 2025 • 46 mins
Kidnapped by the upperclassman. JLR's first interaction with a prostitute. Duji hadn't cleaned the seal to her washer for 15 years. Duji thought Rover was going to Antarctica for Christmas.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, goot on, that'll bick brawl.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey, Charlie, who wor your husband?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Man Jeffrey. Here are screening on Roverradio dot com. Rovers
Morning Glory starts now. Good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It is Friday, December fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning, It's Rovers Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Charlie is here. Hi,
Snitzer is here? Aymen, Crystal is here. Hello. I was
a chop that we just heard from Snitz. I don't
know if you caught that, damn.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Mister jeffre Ella Laroke is in the far box.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yo, Yo, you're with us as well.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Eight six six Yo're over eight six six nine sixty
seven six eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show.
Give us a call at that number. You can text
us at that number that comes into the studio in
real time, but the best way give us a call
eight six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven.
(01:43):
We will get to the email here in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I gotta open this up real quick. I know
that you are.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Hoping that today is a Golden Show, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
In fact, I just saw the.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Uh, giant bag woman bobblehead walking towards the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here she's she's on her way in. She I don't know,
she's the problem. The roads weren't bad at all, now
I know it was.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
When I came in, the studio was dark, and I go,
what is where is she at?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And you do get a little worried because you go,
do it? Did somebody? Did she drive off the road?
Did dog? What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And then I look at my phone and I see
a text message and it says something along remember today
is And that's all I see on the preview, and
I go, oh, yeah, it's something stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Show up to work late day.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's now it's some stupid thing with her kid an
elfa and the shelf kind of thing. Something stupid. I
don't even remember what she told me. Oh yeah, something
senior sleepover days, something.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Stupid like that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh here she comes, here she comes. Oh boy, she
got all of her I mean, this is this is
so ridiculous. If you just saw her, you got the
witness her carrying her crap in for the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And that's only half of the stuff there. The other
stuff's on a desk out.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, oh my god, you should see the disaster she's
taken over somebody's desk out there. I mean it's really,
I mean it's it's it's inexcusable.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But she doesn't need all this stuff. That's why it's
so mind boggling. None of it's ever looked at.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well, she doesn't ever like, oh I need that file,
let me go get out, and never been brought up.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And let's just say for instance that she she did
need it. Why wouldn't you just leave this year she's
carrying in pencils. I use it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
There's no word to keep it on a desk. I
have a big office because the office right there.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
On the desk of pens. No like right there.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You just keep people using my stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Nobody uses your stuff that you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Don't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, all right, good morning sir. This is now. What
is remind me of.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I see a text pressage that says, remember today, is
that I remember. I don't remember exactly what she told me,
but she had some excuse for being late.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She told me earlier in the week.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, I told you. I think on Monday. It was
underclassmen wake up today. So usually if you're in a sport.
In high school, they do wake ups. The upperclassmen do
wake ups and they bunt. Okay, yeah, I don't know
what you're I'm talking about it though. They bust in
and they wake up your kid. They make them dress
(04:37):
in weird things, and then they kidnap them and then
they go to usually one of the seniors houses, and
they have breakfast and then they take them as full.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Your kid was kidnapped this morning, This was the kidnapper.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, because she's underclassman, she's a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Juniors go she have to wait for her to get kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, they give a route, the the moms know, they
give her out. And then why is it ridiculous? It's
a team. You're ridiculous that you don't have kids and
you're judging.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Would you ever? Did you ever never have anything from Doue.
You have never heard of anything like that. I've never
heard anything like this either too with Charlie.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I've never heard of this either, because it never I
mean like never happened to me when I was in
high school or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Were you in any sports?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No, I wasn't involved in any sports.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
But still, even even if I was or wasn't they
didn't do stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like, yeah, I was, and I didn't have we didn't
have this. I never never heard of this before. No,
so she's just so. Everybody's talking to you or moms
the trickles down and they don't. Yeah, I mean, come on,
no idea. Yes of course she did. Dude, you probably
warned her.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No I didn't. I swear I didn't. I did not
warn her.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So do you unlock the door and wait for him?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, I had the undoor the door unlocked her. Her
big sister is.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Somebody that her big sister. She's a single chap.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She has sisters on each team. So like big little
so and cheer, they have big little Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
This is the language.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
This is getting like some stupid another.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Reality show here that were.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Anyway, So they dressed her up crazy. I don't have
any pictures to kick the door in, and no, I
text the moms and I said, the front door will
be unlocked, come on in whatever you need, just do
whatever you help. No, I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I just what do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I was sitting at the kitchen table and they walked in.
Just I know the kids, so they.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you're just sitting there laughing, and then.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, I was quiet because they bust in.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And they they don't bust in, they just open it rush.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
When they did cheer, I think they had silly putty
or spray is it like the spray stringy and uh,
and they like loud noise makers and and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I mean, I don't know what. I don't know what
kids are doing these days.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
But when I was this age, fifteen sixteen years old,
there was a pretty good, damn good chance that I
had gone to bed that night, usually at like super late,
because you know, kids are up, they're super super I
go to bed super late.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What do you do when you get into bed when
you're a fifteen year.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Old boy, Charlie, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, you take care
of business and then and then because you've gone to
bed at four o'clock in the morning, like a teenage
boy doesn't, then you have to wake up at six
o'clock to go to school or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Times. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, sometimes you fall asleep before you you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Know, you just put your hand on your yes, Oh
my god, do.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know how relaxed you are afterwards?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And you have every intention you have a box of
Kleenex or whatever you have there.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But do you just you just pass out? How what
is the I mean, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You do you pink in on your kid before they
I'm in so they you don't know, But how do
you know they're not in a compromising that's.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The fun of it. You don't And if you're.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You're So if she has no clothes on.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
She knows it's coming up at some point before like
next week or whatever. It's coming up in December because
they have games and she's performing at the game, so
she knows it's coming up. So you're not going to bed,
and she doesn't sleep. Her room is freezing. She doesn't
sleep naked anyway, I don't know what girls sleep naked
in high school, she has I don't know what, sweatpants
(08:43):
and a hoodie when she goes to bed.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, well.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was I'm actually I'm happy that she has these memories.
Unlike you who just criticizes. I think that all the
kids questions, just asking questions. Very lucky to have that
in their life. Really, Yeah, it's fun. It's part of tradition. Yeah,
(09:09):
so much fun.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I would love that if I was a teenager and
then my all the seniors came and they take young mads. Yeah,
we did a sleepover in the gym. You didn't wake ups.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, we didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You've never heard of this. Everybody knows about it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I didn't say. And if everybody knows about it, I
didn't say, everybody knows about it. Said, because you're criticizing
just because they didn't do it fifty years ago when
you went to high school and you didn't do any sports,
so of course you didn't do something like that kind
of sports.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
What sports did you do?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh okay, yeah we would.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
We just you know, get together after school and wrestle
around little single it's you know, sweaty.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We wouldn't wait until the morning to do that anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
So all right, that's why Dougie is late to work today.
It's because of that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I should have taken my time.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
At seven taking in the woods leaving there, Randy, right, Yo, rovery. Yesterday,
Jeffrey's shady pass with prostitutes was brought up, and I
had some questions I was hoping you can answer. In fact,
the only thing I want for Christmas is jail. Are
to answer these questions.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Number one and real quick. This guy you have to
do this because he emails all the time asking these.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Dunk Randy from Columbus.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We need you to just get it out.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Number one, how did Jeffrey know where to find the
prostitutes in the first place?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I didy know where they were. That was just raindom.
I just wasn't exactly searching them out. I'm just happy
to see what walking by, you know. Plus the area
down the area near downtown was probably a prominent area.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, so you kind of knew, Like how did you
know that area? I might find people walking in the corner.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I'm just like I said, if I didn't see anything,
which is random, you know, I just drove through the
ear to get out.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Now, you must have had an area where you were going,
Like what happened the first time?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean to if you don't believe me, I know
what happened the first dogs questions.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
So what happened the first time? How did you get
a prostitute the very first time? We know you did
it many many times until you were busting.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah, I was dating a girl that well business before
I was driving and I was dating girl that lived
in a not so good area.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't know why he's he's laming like he's upset
right now. But oh, I was trying to tell a story. Okay,
I'm trying to like trying to answer this douchebags questions.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Anyways, I was this is where you started driving because
I had twenty two And you wonder why, So yeah,
just I just I just I get out. I mean
I get on the bus and all of a sudden,
(12:09):
I just see this girl walking by.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She looks like me. I look at her.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I winded up getting off the bus. Wait a second,
so hold on, so you're on the bus correct now
it's getting ready to head home. It's the bus even,
all right? So you left your girlfriend's house. Well, I
wouldn't say it was. We weren't exactly intimate, if you will.
We were just kind of, like, you know, just getting
to know where and all that kind of stuff. Look car, right,
this is this is quite the move, all right. So
(12:33):
so you go over to your girlfriend's house. You are
getting to know her as you. Yeah, you then leave
her house and you get on the bus and has
the bus does the bus traveled to any other stops
or do you just you get on and then you
see somebody just walk right off.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It goes like maybe like two three blocks down the street.
All right.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
So as I'm heading towards home and the bus stops
at the red light, I look out the window and
then there's black girl walking, you know, walking along the street.
You know, I just didn't think anything you used just
they innocuous. She looks at me, smiles at me, like
what was she wearing? You remember, it was kind of
like it was like more autumn like jeans, like uh
(13:15):
low low, plunging yellow cut top.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
And you know thought that it was innocuous, as you
say so, but something tipped you off because you're sitting
on the bus looking out the window. A girl is
walking down the sidewalk looks at you. You make eye
contact with me. Yeah, like that's not okay. So then
you stand up, you get off the bus. You've traveled
a grand total of three blocks from your girlfriend's house
(13:39):
at this point. You get off the bus and the
girl is is she right there? At where you get offered?
You have to to like be you have to go hey, hey,
come over here, like how does it? I just get
off the bus. We start talking next thing. You know,
when you say, you start talking, what is the conversation?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just get into that. Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It was very short and then she brings elba and
then like, so I.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Hold on you. It's very short. And then she brings
up it.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Brings up money and I was like and then like
I said, I didn't have it. I I just had
enough extra cash is the case, you know, for me
to get home or that for that. Then we had payphones,
so if like, hey use a paper to have a
solo manner. Oh, I had a couple of dollars on me,
like less than five dollars, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
And.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So and then she walks one direction.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I go, I go wait for the next bus to come,
and I think one of the past as that. As
the next bus was approaching, I get on and uh,
a passenger that was sitting behind me says, that's a prostitute.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You want to be careful. Oh okay, so worry me
about it. Interesting, okay, all right, So you did her
asking for money didn't tip you off?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I was like, I was say, that was kind of
suspicious though when she asked me for money, a little suspicious.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
And then and it wasn't quite sure what was going
out exactly. Wait, so then you get on the bus.
You wait because you don't have enough money for this
hooker and you don't even know what's a hooker. So
you get on the bus, you sit down, and then
just knowing Jeffrey, I think he's leaving out the part
of the story because he goes, oh, somebody behind me
said that's a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They didn't just randomly offer that to him. He got on.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Jeffrey loves to talk, and he just starts talking to
the person on the bus.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I got offered this girl. Can you believe it?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
She asked me for moneygain that's when they offered. My
guess is that's when I'm like, well, to get that's
a guy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The guy kind of you know asked the guy.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Behind me, you know that was sitting behind me, asked me,
you know, I was talking to this girl and she
asked me to go yeah, and then yeah, and that's
when he warned me that's a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was like, Okay, that's what you just said.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I said, like, I said, yeah, okay, what's this next
douchebags question?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Are you calling him a douchebag? He just wants to know,
I'm curious questions.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Well wait a second, I'm still I'm still curious about this.
So then the other passenger told you that was a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Helped you figure that out?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
So then did you take note of where that was
and then you went back there some other time or
or what?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
No, because I think a little later on. I didn't
see her for a while. And then you have a car,
so I couldn't get over that area very often because.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The girl I was seeing, you know, lived in that area.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So and you know she you know, it's like I
just haven't no, I don't know to say, because she
was in that area.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Do you think she.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Was in that area? No?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
No, the girl that I was seeing I was trying to,
you know, get in her pants if you will, lived
in that neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Okay, but she never asked you for moment, no, okay,
all right, So so you kept your eyes peeled for
that same prostitute.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
I mean, if I I didn't really keep my ice
peeled bouts just being you know, mindful, because you know, yeah,
yet unmarked police cars were running through the area.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Well, okay, but at this point, you've never gotten a prostitute.
At this point in the story, you were approached by
a prostitute when you got off things.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I think it's like when I got my cars, when
that whole thing started.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
So you never had a prostitute until you got your car, correct,
I see? And then where was the first trip you
made when you got your license to that intersection?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
No, I used to go to this place downtown. It's
been out of business for many, many years. And I
would drive. I would drive through that neighborhood. See, you know,
if there was you know, if I see anything, I
just go straight home. But I saw a girl that
was walking the street caught my eye, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
But uh so that was the same neighborhood where this
girl used to that you were seeing lived, So you knew, okay,
prostitutes are in this area.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm going to drive down there and pick up a prostitute. Yeah,
it was. It wasn't constant.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
It was like maybe like every other month, okay, and
then up until November ninety.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Five one, and I got caught.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Now the first prostitute that you got, so that one
approached you outside the bus. You got off the bus
to talk to the hooker, and then she asked you
for money. You said, I only got five dollar she
she said that's not enough. I'm guessing something like that. Yeah,
well how much does she want at that time? I
think it was like ten? Okay, she wouldn't bargain. Give
(18:37):
you a half off for the first.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Times don't bargain, they don't okay.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So then so then you get your car.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You go back to that neighborhood and tell me about
the first hooker that you get.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
How do you see a girl? Do you talk to her?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Do you roll down the window, talk to her out
the window and tell me, I don't want to put
words in your mouth.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Basically, it's just you see this. You see this craping
movies all the time. You see a girl walking, you
roll down your window and say, hey, how you doing?
Blah blah blah, and she goes, what do you want
to do? You want to party? Or something like that.
At that type of talk, she gets into the car.
You know, does the d you give her whatever she wants?
Does the deed boom, and she's onto the next trick.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
And when you say she does the deed, so the
very nob Basically, okay, all right, So the very first
time she gets into the car, do you pull around
to like.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
To a side street or.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
All around westside street alley where you're not gonna be seen.
She you know, you give her ten dollars. She slaps
the dob and she's onto.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
The next trick. Okay, do she love that? Here's this guy?
This guy? Here is second question. She had three questions.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
The second one is what first inspired Jeffrey to go
hunting for prostitutes? One of his friends suggested to him,
or did he get the idea from an eighties movie? Well,
he's kind of answered that didn't he. I find it
extremely hard to believe that, jeff he had this idea
all on his own.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So you got the idea from movies. One of my.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Bosses at one of my old jobs says, because I
was having such a hard time with girls, uh huh,
and he goes, he goes. He just said something like
to the effect, you need to get yourself with Barry
and get your what did the slang for prostitute Barry
Berry or yeah, slang for prostitute.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's what he told me. This is what I'm just
going by way he told me.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, so and he goes, you know, get one to
you know, slab your knob, get your rocks off, that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
With the knobs of slab.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
But it was you think it was?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh god, imagine.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I've heard I've heard that phrase before him many times
on this show.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
And then he says, lastly, what was Jeffery's opening line
to these prostitutes. How did the initial conversation go? And
did Jeffrey make small talk during the act, such as
telling the prostitutes about Chuck Yeager or that his dad
sold cars for thirty five years.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
No, it's just like it's just like basically really no
small talk. You say, hey, how you doing, you know,
and no small talk she does the deed boom onto
the next thing.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No small talks you make, So you would would you
talk at all? Would you be like, oh yeah, yeah,
like what you saying it? Or were you silent? Did
you moan?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I mean it's like I hear because it felt good
and you know, get my rock off?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah? Okay, man, oh man. How many prostitutes do you
think he went to?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah? Oh god, I don't even know. I don't even
know that number.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, he just said once a month he would drive
through there. So if we did that, No, it's once
every other month.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Crystal. When did you get your driver's license? I got
it twenty two?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Well, very funny since.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Guys wondered why, I I'll talk on the show now. Okay,
what year were you born?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Nineteen seventy So in nineteen ninety two you got your
driver's license.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, okay, what month were you born? October? October?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Okay, so for essentially three years, almost exactly, you got
a hooker about every other month, every other month or
every month we shot every other month. Okay, So three
times twelve divided by two would be eighteen. So you
had eighteen different hookers throughout that period of time.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Sometimes it could be the same one, I understand. Okay,
so it's.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Not exactly that many, but it could be like the
same one or maybe different ones that they can seek.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I think they when technology they can you know, network.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
What technology they have back then?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, Chris, soophones are coming into vogue in the early nineties. Okay, okay,
all right, so they had the network together. Okay, Well, anyway, so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Or they just happened to know each other by word
of mouth.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, word probably got around about the various clients and
maybe you and they, you know, maybe to the other
what you like or something.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Well, yeah, I mean, and then I think after I
got arrest, it's like I knew I had to knock
that off because at some point I was gonna get
married and.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
If I ever got caught, it'd be held to pay.
And that was the way. The arrest was the wake
up call.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, well, I would hope so an undercover is so
the year your nineteenth, eighteenth or nineteenth time of going
to a prostitute is when you got busted by the
undercover cop?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah? Please, cars jump out, guns drawing, boom.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And did you ever get a prostitute after that? No,
I wasn't taking the risk. You paused for a very
long time. You could you could tell us if you did.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
No, I'm just saying I mean I didn't. That's what's
what the point. Don't you get don't you get rover?
You think you get rested once for that kind of thing,
even know you were single, and do you think you
want to take that risk again?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Come on, I asked you, and you took a long
time to answer whether you got a prostitute after that
or I I'm guessing he did. If I had to
see you. When did you meet Mary Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
How old were I met her?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
In night?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I didn't meet her until ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, so for three years you went without getting oppressed.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Yeah, I knew at some point I was gonna I'm
gonna want to, you know, find a girl and settle down.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And when I met Mary Elizabeth, I.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Knew I got I'm kind of I felt kind of
homeful because I'm finally getting the poon tang and I'm
getting I'm getting it, and I have to pay for it,
and I'm going to committed relationships.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What a deal?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, you know you're getting it and you don't have
to pay for a womb. All right, Well, all very
interesting stories, Randy and Columbus. I hope that answers all
of your questions. There, Rob, it says Rover. If you
have a Samsung washer dryer, it says download. You can
(25:05):
actually set the tonnel to a rock song if you want. Oh, okay,
so you can change the song. I guess I have
an LG. We played these the washer dryer song, and
I must have an LG. That's the one that I recognize.
I like that happy, happy song that they play when
they I don't know if it's the washer or the dryer,
don't know, or maybe both, but I like that song.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I will say, you know how my I had to
break down. I bought my house in two thousand and
eight or nine if you get and uh, maybe two
thousand and nine, and I my washer dryer had already
been on the front washer went out. I had to
break down and buy a new washer and dryer. I
went the cheap route, cheaper route. It was a mistake.
(25:49):
Why it sucks, it's it's yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, you just you didn't get it too long ago?
Return it? No, why not?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Because I don't need to. I'll be fine. I don't
need to spend the money.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
But what's wrong with it?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Uh, it doesn't wash as good as the other ones.
And I find when you put towels in, their little
lint balls come off, and it's just not a good rotating.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It's not as good as great. Blame that I'm I
think you said that I bought those for you or something.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Well, you were raised always buy the bass.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, and now you know why, Yes, your mouth is
right right, Yeah, So it's Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
She called me and she goes, it's just out of
the blue.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
She calls me up and she goes, do I have
a an electric or a gas dryer?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I go, how am I? How am I supposed to
know what you have?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
I could tell if the if a dryer, if the
dryer hass just like a regular plug, it's it's it's
a gas dryer because it has it runs off.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Your natural gas.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
See, wasn't you guys haven't been for years and years
and years.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah? Like how why?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I just the story.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
The best way you can tell, Dougie if you have
an actual electric dryer is if the dryer's plug is
it goes into a two twenty outlet?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, thank you? See you know what that looks like?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Actually I do, because I do.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Or what about if there's a gas line pipe that's
as I say, and the gas just have I have
actual gas line going to dry it's electric.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
By the way, I know you were curious.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
It was.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Now use you're washing machine front loading or top loading
top that's the best machine. And to me, I like
the top loading machine better because with those front loading
ones you have to keep that sealed moist so it
seals up so don't leak.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And they're a maintenance headache.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Can I admit something gross?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
You take that, keep that sealed moist in fact, if anything,
clean it out. No you want to leave the No,
yeah you do. You leave the door open afterwards, and
then it dries out.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You don't get the mold.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You don't want to leave it closed.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
But I right.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
So when Geo was young, she had nanny.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And was there until g was twelve, until.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
She was ten twenty twenty, and nanny would help with
laundry and stuff like that because she was amazing, and
she would clean out that seal. And since nanny left
in twenty ten, I never once that I'm gonna vomit.
That seal where hair and stuff collects inside. This is
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the front loader. And I never once clean that because
I couldn't. I often tried to bribe my daughter, I'll
pay you to clean it out, like I can't touch that.
That's so nasty, And it was all you know, your
wife has long hair. It's all our long hair. My
daughter's hair is like twice as thick as mine. Like
(28:52):
so I did not want to do a front loader.
I wanted to do a top.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Loader Brian's Rover.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
When did JLR upgrade his car and moved to Indiana?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He sent a picture. Let me see here. Oh yep,
this is it, somebody, this is it.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This is an actual evidence photo from when Jeffrey was
getting that prostitute. They took a picture of his plate
here to enter into evidence. Read that for me, Jeffrey,
I'd be fotten.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's right. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
I don't have I don't have that license point nor
that type of vehicle, So piss off.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
All right, I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory hanging. Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Who's pop culture in simity? And poop? Lots and lots
of poop. Charlie, you pay attention to the show, right?
(30:03):
What's you pay attention to the show?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Of course I do, except for right then when I
asked him.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Well, Jeffrey was in here. He likes to air drum
and it just just as this, Yeah, looks like he's
stroking it. Yeah, he just air drums in here. So
we're all in here air drums.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Where am I going to go during our December?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're going to.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
London to go to a play which is based on
a night out, or it's a series of comedy plays
and you want.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
To see the latest one, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, it's a it's a you saw a robbery gone
wrong or something.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Maybe it's gone wrong series. Okay, going there for sure?
Then you're going to Fallbard? In is that away Norway?
And I think you might have to land and I
don't know if you've told us or not, you might
have to land in Oslo, uh to get to Svalbard.
(31:10):
So you probably spent a day or two in Oslo
or maybe some other place on the way. I'd assume
you did this. You're gonna go London somewhere else for
a couple of days. It's Fallbard. That's my guess, all right.
Charlie's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Charlie has that Crystal was raising her hand back there
like she was a student because she wanted to chime in,
because she also knew the answer to that.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh, I'm guessing.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Context clues just based off of what you said yesterday.
At some point you'll probably go down to the condo
if you have time at some point too.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's else. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
So Dougi just asked me during the commercial break, she goes,
what airport are you flying into?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
She goes, well, I was talking to my friend and
she wants to know what airport you're flying into because
you can't fly there, and she wants to fly there.
And I said, it's like, what are you talking about?
She goes, well, you have to take a boat there.
I go, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I gave them more context than that.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
She goes, she goes, where you're going Antarctica?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
And I said, hmm, Antarctica? I said, uh, she goes
where what area? I go? I'm not going to Antarctica.
She goes, what, huh? Well, I don't want to go
to Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Is that a continent?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
And on your bucket list?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, I don't want to. I'm not going there. I'm
going to six or the seven continents that last one.
Screw it. But you can't stay it, and I don't think.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I don't think there's any way to stay in Antarctica
unless you're a scientist.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Right. Is there even a hotel of any kind?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
No, there's not. Can only kind of step on to
the No.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Seriously, yeah, I think it's Antarctica there they don't have
like ice hotels.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
No, it's all Antarctica is a frozen wasteland. The only
scientists go up to you to study weather patterns at in.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That part of the world will go down here.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
They We did show something where they had like super
high end expeditions and you set up like a camp
there and stuff. Oh, if you want to drop like
fifty or one hundred thousand dollars, I think you can stay.
Even that's really a hotel. It didn't see it's definitely
not a hotel. Somebody sets up a temporary base for you,
I guess. And then she goes my friend. My friend
(33:33):
said that she needs to get something from the doctor.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Doesn't she said that.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I go what She goes, No.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
You don't get motion sickness taking the boat over there,
because you're going on a boat, right, I go, what, I.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Go? Are you have you've been We've had this discussion.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
She's just, oh, this is interesting. No, it's we did.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's kind of what we were just talking about. What. Yeah,
we do know that nobody lives there this kind.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
No one has permanent residency in Antarctica, and you if
you want to work there it's usually like four to
six months.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
She said, her friend wants to go to Antarctica, but
didn't know where. You said you can't fly, So when
she heard that I was flying to Antarctica, she wants
to fly into the same airport because I find out
where to communicating in a different language.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
You have to have a very strict process to go
through to in order to do the four to six months.
So they have no doctors there. What did you get said?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Do you keep telling us the facts that we already
know about Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
The people who live and work at these stations are scientists.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
We take can we take a show vacation there? We
all step off and then we leave her behind.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Why you can't even fly over there?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh oh really you can't.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Actually you can, but if the plane is equipped with
skis to land on us.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Know eleven children have been born in Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Friend.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
When I saw my friend over the weekend, he went
to Svalbard. Oh yeah, in the summer, though, that's when summer's.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Supposed to go. Only idiots go. During the way, I said.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
My boss is gonna have a really bad time, right,
He's like, no, it's the coolest place I've ever been really.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
So, yes, all right, you're gonna go now, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No when he can't. He can't because then it would
appear as if he's following.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He's like fun travel stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I think I would rather go in the summer because
I was like, this is that gonna suck that it's
gonna be night you'ere I can see anything. He's like,
that will still be awesome. So he said, you're gonna
have a great time there, and the restaurants are also awesome.
Remember we're wondering like where. I was like, what are
you gonna eat?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
That?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like a hut?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
You're gonna eat like a dead fish, just like a
here's some fish cuts. He's like, no, it's really really,
really great. I told you you didn't believe me the winter.
He doesn't believe me. He's like douche. If he hears
it from me, he doesn't believe it. We know you,
but here's from a friend. Oh yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Friend went, this is you were telling me? Having not gone,
my friend went, he was there.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Charlie just said it. He makes bad decisions. You rover
make bad decisions. It's cold, it's dark.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Decision.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I had a decision you ever made. But it's cold.
Your wife hates cold. You hate cold. It's never light,
light of day? What you hate Christmas? Like, what's the
point of going?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I like being.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I'm going to be out in the middle of nowhere,
away from everybody, disconnected, off the grid, go to the.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Jungle where it's warmer at least.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Let's see here, Beth before I move on, Beth says,
I love you, guys.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
My boyfriend is fake.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
His family is all religious with Jesus rapture pictures on
their walls. Well, my boyfriend plays rap, smokes weed, and drinks,
but when he's around his family he acts like an angel,
just drinking a pop like he's perfect around me though
he's bad. This annoys me. I'm one way for my
(37:06):
family to kiss ass, but not around them. I'm an
aggravating person. Rover, do you have any advice?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I don't. I don't know exactly what to make of
all this. But break up with him.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
If you're annoyed with him like that, why would you
keep dating him?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah? How often is he around the family.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
If he's around all the time and he's acting like
an angel, he's around the family too much. If it's
once a year or something for Thanksgiving, act like an angel,
drink the pop oil here at Thanksgiving dinner, and then
go home and smoke your weed and screw.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
But he seems annoyed.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, it's weird that I would not want to live
my life that way, where you have to pretend to
be something that you're not around your family. I would
if my family didn't like what I was doing, I
go screw you, tough, that's your problem, not mine.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Wouldn't that be a miserable existence, having to try to
make yourself out to be your own family.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah? No, yeah, that's no. Go just be who you are.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Run somebody else's you go to your girlfriend's family, a
little bit of an aswer.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
You don't even do that. He never didn't even do that.
He just like he just grunts.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I remember the first time I met my father in law.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I was taking B two out on a trip to
go out of town, like the first we just met recently,
and so.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I drive over there.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
She was living with her parents and she's like, oh,
my my dad wants to meet you before we go
out of town.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So I walk.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I mean, this has really uncomfortable for me. I walk
in there, and you know, you know, me, I don't talk.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
So.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Sure, your father in law wasn't holding a shotgun polishing
it up, wondering, Hey, so we're you.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Gonna do somebody polishing something. But it wasn't wasn't a shotgun,
that's right anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
So and my father in law just can't stop talking,
and me, I don't talk at all. So it was
a little it was a little bit awkward. Although in
that first instance, the first meeting, he didn't really talk
that much other than he just kept repeating.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
What did he keep repeating?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
It was something weird, I don't know, something about look
after each other or something like, I like, we were going.
We were going, I believe, to Pittsburgh, I think. So
it's not like we were going to Afghanistan.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
And as if you're just nineteen or twenty going on
your first trip look after each other.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, he was. He was not thrilled about the idea anyway.
So so yeah, if you had to act that way
around your own family, and you had to I know
somebody who a woman who's probably if I were to guess,
(40:02):
she's in her late thirties, I guess, and her family
is very religious to the point where they're wearing these
these these get ups, the the long skirts, like the skirts, yes, yeah, whoa, yes.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wait, how do you know anybody like that?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I'm trying not to reveal they're like, all right, all right,
I understand. Uh, they're not far away, Charlie is so anyway,
you see the the you know this. I see this
woman from time to time and she's wearing short shorts
and you know, out there doing stuff, and and then
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the family comes over and she's now wearing looks like
an Amish woman.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Or like this in these things, And I go, do
you think.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Are they doing the same thing the other these family members?
Are they also putting on and everybody's lying to each other? Yeah,
that's what I think has to be going on, right,
Or you think they're wearing this get up every day?
I have to They just say, you gotta get over.
I'm gonna wear what I want.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
I just some people they won't though, they won't defy
their parents or defy their family.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
But you just go, I'm not gonna wear Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
If you live once, you don't have I mean, you
can't mess around with being either you deal with it
or if it's if it's a problem for you.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I mean, I'm not telling you you wear whatever you want.
I'm gonna wear what I want. I'm not gonna wear.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Look like a Yeah, I'm on eighteen kids in county
ors or whatever. Jackie and West Palm Beach. You're on
Rover this morning, Glory, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Jackie, day morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Hey, what's happening.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Rover?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I keep hearing you talk about Antarctica. Yes, I grew
up in South Chile. If you don't know, Chili owns
a piece of Antartica. A group of countries pretty much
have a slice, like a slice of pizza of Antarctica,
and they're all a lot of scientists that are goes
to the south the globe. I was merchant marine for
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a couple of years. My dad did it for many years.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
And to cross to Europe you have to go through
the bottom of South America, which is between the land
and Antarctica. Yes, growing up, when when I was doing
it with my dad, uh, we stopped at Antarctica a
couple of times to drop off stuff. It's the landing
port on the on the Chilean side. So if you
(42:30):
ever wanted to and I'm serious because I go down
there like every other year, not to Antartica, Chile, That's
where I'm from. I can get you on the on
the on the port into the base.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Drake, I go through Drake Passage. Dangerous water in the world. Yes,
we've played and she has never heard of this before.
I'm like, dude, we've played videos on this, like she's
so uh Okay, I would I have to pretend I'm
a Chilean merchant marine. Okay, all right, I thought maybe
(43:08):
I had to. Yeah, I wanted to. All right, Now,
is the Is the water very rough down there? You
said you did this quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Is it? Is it harrowing?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I've been I've been through there where the ship the
ship can only hit forty after forty five degrees, and
forty five degrees it can go down like straight down
because of the angle where you know, rocking back and forth.
I've seen it at forty four and put myself for
(43:47):
about four hours.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, I I I've seen some video.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
It's it looks and then sometimes people go and it's
just completely calm as can be if you can believe that.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And then sometimes.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Waves are like the I have a skyscraper.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I mean, it's it's I think there are cruises that
take you there, right, Well, they're they're not like a cruise,
like a carnival cruise.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, but uh, there's two crews. There's two cruises that
go down there, but they go to the wall. They
can't really go too far. But you see the snow,
the eyes and all that.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
But I gotta get in step foot on there.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I have to do that within the next two years,
I think, is my goal.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
The two years.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
That's that's just the goal that I've set to within
two years.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
I've also two years in our contract.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Also brought this up a bunch of my trying to
get to all seven continents. I'm at five, trying to
get to all seven by the.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
End of our contract.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
That's right, Yes, and then maybe I'll just stay there
on Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
The penguins are smarter than Jack. Thank you. I appreciate it.
I'll reach out.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
He'll call you, don't call him. She is, So what
would you do without me in two years in Antarctica?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Let's see what else do I have. I've got to
take a break here in just a second. Now, somebody says,
there's a reality show based in fall Bard. It's on Roku. Okay,
I'm gonna have to check that out. I have, I'm
all set up for Fallbard. I got my everything booked.
(45:37):
You got a better coat yet?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Snow pants?
Speaker 7 (45:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but I don't think they're gonna cut it.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I got the Dick Sporting goods and that's not gonna
cut it. I need I need some I need some gortex.
I was looking at my friend's pictures as she went,
and I don't know if you could do this in
the winter, but he when the summer, you can jump.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Into the water.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Ah, give be frozen. I think, Charlie, I know there's
got to be.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Some water around. It's available, per per there's got to be.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
I'm not saying no, it's not saying you jump into
the side of the ocean off of a rock or something,
saying there's a little you use the you know, there's
a little ladder to jump in real quick.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Like a polar bear, like a polar plunge.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
You got to do that while you're up there, if
it's available, and maybe they'll just dig.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Out a whole. I wouldn't be surprised at some place
to open up the door and walk out. It's the same.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Now you got you gotta drink cold, you gotta jump in,
all right, I've got to take a break. Do you
do have the schizzy, the award winning chizy? What's on
the way?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Oh my gosh, I know that you're gonna be so excited.
A wedding date for Taylor swat. Oh you want to
know details and the symbolical behind it.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I got the deats because I got my invitation on it.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
All right, let's go there, Let's do it for you next.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh, can't wait. We'll be right back on Rover this morning.
Glory hang
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, goot on, that'll bick brawl.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey, Charlie, who wor your husband?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Man Jeffrey. Here are screening on Roverradio dot com. Rovers
Morning Glory starts now. Good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It is Friday, December fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning, It's Rovers Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Charlie is here. Hi,
Snitzer is here? Aymen, Crystal is here. Hello. I was
a chop that we just heard from Snitz. I don't
know if you caught that, damn.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Mister jeffre Ella Laroke is in the far box.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yo, Yo, you're with us as well.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
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Give us a call at that number. You can text
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(01:43):
We will get to the email here in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I gotta open this up real quick. I know
that you are.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Hoping that today is a Golden Show, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
In fact, I just saw the.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Uh, giant bag woman bobblehead walking towards the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here she's she's on her way in. She I don't know,
she's the problem. The roads weren't bad at all, now
I know it was.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
When I came in, the studio was dark, and I go,
what is where is she at?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And you do get a little worried because you go,
do it? Did somebody? Did she drive off the road?
Did dog? What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And then I look at my phone and I see
a text message and it says something along remember today
is And that's all I see on the preview, and
I go, oh, yeah, it's something stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Show up to work late day.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's now it's some stupid thing with her kid an
elfa and the shelf kind of thing. Something stupid. I
don't even remember what she told me. Oh yeah, something
senior sleepover days, something.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Stupid like that. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh here she comes, here she comes. Oh boy, she
got all of her I mean, this is this is
so ridiculous. If you just saw her, you got the
witness her carrying her crap in for the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And that's only half of the stuff there. The other
stuff's on a desk out.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, oh my god, you should see the disaster she's
taken over somebody's desk out there. I mean it's really,
I mean it's it's it's inexcusable.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But she doesn't need all this stuff. That's why it's
so mind boggling. None of it's ever looked at.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Well, she doesn't ever like, oh I need that file,
let me go get out, and never been brought up.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And let's just say for instance that she she did
need it. Why wouldn't you just leave this year she's
carrying in pencils. I use it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
There's no word to keep it on a desk. I
have a big office because the office right there.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
On the desk of pens. No like right there.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You just keep people using my stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Nobody uses your stuff that you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Don't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, all right, good morning sir. This is now. What
is remind me of.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I see a text pressage that says, remember today, is
that I remember. I don't remember exactly what she told me,
but she had some excuse for being late.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She told me earlier in the week.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, I told you. I think on Monday. It was
underclassmen wake up today. So usually if you're in a sport.
In high school, they do wake ups. The upperclassmen do
wake ups and they bunt. Okay, yeah, I don't know
what you're I'm talking about it though. They bust in
and they wake up your kid. They make them dress
(04:37):
in weird things, and then they kidnap them and then
they go to usually one of the seniors houses, and
they have breakfast and then they take them as full.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Your kid was kidnapped this morning, This was the kidnapper.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, because she's underclassman, she's a sophomore.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Juniors go she have to wait for her to get kidnapped.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, they give a route, the the moms know, they
give her out. And then why is it ridiculous? It's
a team. You're ridiculous that you don't have kids and
you're judging.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Would you ever? Did you ever never have anything from Doue.
You have never heard of anything like that. I've never
heard anything like this either too with Charlie.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I've never heard of this either, because it never I
mean like never happened to me when I was in
high school or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Were you in any sports?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No, I wasn't involved in any sports.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
But still, even even if I was or wasn't they
didn't do stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Like, yeah, I was, and I didn't have we didn't
have this. I never never heard of this before. No,
so she's just so. Everybody's talking to you or moms
the trickles down and they don't. Yeah, I mean, come on,
no idea. Yes of course she did. Dude, you probably
warned her.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No I didn't. I swear I didn't. I did not
warn her.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So do you unlock the door and wait for him?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, I had the undoor the door unlocked her. Her
big sister is.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Somebody that her big sister. She's a single chap.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
She has sisters on each team. So like big little
so and cheer, they have big little Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
This is the language.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
This is getting like some stupid another.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Reality show here that were.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Anyway, So they dressed her up crazy. I don't have
any pictures to kick the door in, and no, I
text the moms and I said, the front door will
be unlocked, come on in whatever you need, just do
whatever you help. No, I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I just what do you do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I was sitting at the kitchen table and they walked in.
Just I know the kids, so they.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you're just sitting there laughing, and then.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, I was quiet because they bust in.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And they they don't bust in, they just open it rush.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
When they did cheer, I think they had silly putty
or spray is it like the spray stringy and uh,
and they like loud noise makers and and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I mean, I don't know what. I don't know what
kids are doing these days.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
But when I was this age, fifteen sixteen years old,
there was a pretty good, damn good chance that I
had gone to bed that night, usually at like super late,
because you know, kids are up, they're super super I
go to bed super late.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
What do you do when you get into bed when
you're a fifteen year.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Old boy, Charlie, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, you take care
of business and then and then because you've gone to
bed at four o'clock in the morning, like a teenage
boy doesn't, then you have to wake up at six
o'clock to go to school or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Times. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, sometimes you fall asleep before you you.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Know, you just put your hand on your yes, Oh
my god, do.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know how relaxed you are afterwards?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And you have every intention you have a box of
Kleenex or whatever you have there.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But do you just you just pass out? How what
is the I mean, how do you do?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
You do you pink in on your kid before they
I'm in so they you don't know, But how do
you know they're not in a compromising that's.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The fun of it. You don't And if you're.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
You're So if she has no clothes on.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
She knows it's coming up at some point before like
next week or whatever. It's coming up in December because
they have games and she's performing at the game, so
she knows it's coming up. So you're not going to bed,
and she doesn't sleep. Her room is freezing. She doesn't
sleep naked anyway, I don't know what girls sleep naked
in high school, she has I don't know what, sweatpants
(08:43):
and a hoodie when she goes to bed.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, well.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was I'm actually I'm happy that she has these memories.
Unlike you who just criticizes. I think that all the
kids questions, just asking questions. Very lucky to have that
in their life. Really, Yeah, it's fun. It's part of tradition. Yeah,
(09:09):
so much fun.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
I would love that if I was a teenager and
then my all the seniors came and they take young mads. Yeah,
we did a sleepover in the gym. You didn't wake ups.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, we didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You've never heard of this. Everybody knows about it.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I didn't say. And if everybody knows about it, I
didn't say, everybody knows about it. Said, because you're criticizing
just because they didn't do it fifty years ago when
you went to high school and you didn't do any sports,
so of course you didn't do something like that kind
of sports.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
What sports did you do?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh okay, yeah we would.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
We just you know, get together after school and wrestle
around little single it's you know, sweaty.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We wouldn't wait until the morning to do that anyway.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
So all right, that's why Dougie is late to work today.
It's because of that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I should have taken my time.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
At seven taking in the woods leaving there, Randy, right, Yo, rovery. Yesterday,
Jeffrey's shady pass with prostitutes was brought up, and I
had some questions I was hoping you can answer. In fact,
the only thing I want for Christmas is jail. Are
to answer these questions.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Number one and real quick. This guy you have to
do this because he emails all the time asking these.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Dunk Randy from Columbus.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We need you to just get it out.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Number one, how did Jeffrey know where to find the
prostitutes in the first place?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I didy know where they were. That was just raindom.
I just wasn't exactly searching them out. I'm just happy
to see what walking by, you know. Plus the area
down the area near downtown was probably a prominent area.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Okay, so you kind of knew, Like how did you
know that area? I might find people walking in the corner.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
I'm just like I said, if I didn't see anything,
which is random, you know, I just drove through the
ear to get out.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Now, you must have had an area where you were going,
Like what happened the first time?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I mean to if you don't believe me, I know
what happened the first dogs questions.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
So what happened the first time? How did you get
a prostitute the very first time? We know you did
it many many times until you were busting.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yeah, I was dating a girl that well business before
I was driving and I was dating girl that lived
in a not so good area.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't know why he's he's laming like he's upset
right now. But oh, I was trying to tell a story. Okay,
I'm trying to like trying to answer this douchebags questions.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Anyways, I was this is where you started driving because
I had twenty two And you wonder why, So yeah,
just I just I just I get out. I mean
I get on the bus and all of a sudden,
(12:09):
I just see this girl walking by.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She looks like me. I look at her.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I winded up getting off the bus. Wait a second,
so hold on, so you're on the bus correct now
it's getting ready to head home. It's the bus even,
all right? So you left your girlfriend's house. Well, I
wouldn't say it was. We weren't exactly intimate, if you will.
We were just kind of, like, you know, just getting
to know where and all that kind of stuff. Look car, right,
this is this is quite the move, all right. So
(12:33):
so you go over to your girlfriend's house. You are
getting to know her as you. Yeah, you then leave
her house and you get on the bus and has
the bus does the bus traveled to any other stops
or do you just you get on and then you
see somebody just walk right off.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It goes like maybe like two three blocks down the street.
All right.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
So as I'm heading towards home and the bus stops
at the red light, I look out the window and
then there's black girl walking, you know, walking along the street.
You know, I just didn't think anything you used just
they innocuous. She looks at me, smiles at me, like
what was she wearing? You remember, it was kind of
like it was like more autumn like jeans, like uh
(13:15):
low low, plunging yellow cut top.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
And you know thought that it was innocuous, as you
say so, but something tipped you off because you're sitting
on the bus looking out the window. A girl is
walking down the sidewalk looks at you. You make eye
contact with me. Yeah, like that's not okay. So then
you stand up, you get off the bus. You've traveled
a grand total of three blocks from your girlfriend's house
(13:39):
at this point. You get off the bus and the
girl is is she right there? At where you get offered?
You have to to like be you have to go hey, hey,
come over here, like how does it? I just get
off the bus. We start talking next thing. You know,
when you say, you start talking, what is the conversation?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Just get into that. Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It was very short and then she brings elba and
then like, so I.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Hold on you. It's very short. And then she brings
up it.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Brings up money and I was like and then like
I said, I didn't have it. I I just had
enough extra cash is the case, you know, for me
to get home or that for that. Then we had payphones,
so if like, hey use a paper to have a
solo manner. Oh, I had a couple of dollars on me,
like less than five dollars, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
And.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So and then she walks one direction.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I go, I go wait for the next bus to come,
and I think one of the past as that. As
the next bus was approaching, I get on and uh,
a passenger that was sitting behind me says, that's a prostitute.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
You want to be careful. Oh okay, so worry me
about it. Interesting, okay, all right, So you did her
asking for money didn't tip you off?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I was like, I was say, that was kind of
suspicious though when she asked me for money, a little suspicious.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
And then and it wasn't quite sure what was going
out exactly. Wait, so then you get on the bus.
You wait because you don't have enough money for this
hooker and you don't even know what's a hooker. So
you get on the bus, you sit down, and then
just knowing Jeffrey, I think he's leaving out the part
of the story because he goes, oh, somebody behind me
said that's a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They didn't just randomly offer that to him. He got on.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Jeffrey loves to talk, and he just starts talking to
the person on the bus.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, I got offered this girl. Can you believe it?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
She asked me for moneygain that's when they offered. My
guess is that's when I'm like, well, to get that's
a guy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The guy kind of you know asked the guy.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Behind me, you know that was sitting behind me, asked me,
you know, I was talking to this girl and she
asked me to go yeah, and then yeah, and that's
when he warned me that's a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I was like, Okay, that's what you just said.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I said, like, I said, yeah, okay, what's this next
douchebags question?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Are you calling him a douchebag? He just wants to know,
I'm curious questions.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Well wait a second, I'm still I'm still curious about this.
So then the other passenger told you that was a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Helped you figure that out?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
So then did you take note of where that was
and then you went back there some other time or
or what?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
No, because I think a little later on. I didn't
see her for a while. And then you have a car,
so I couldn't get over that area very often because.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The girl I was seeing, you know, lived in that area.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So and you know she you know, it's like I
just haven't no, I don't know to say, because she
was in that area.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Do you think she.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Was in that area? No?
Speaker 6 (16:48):
No, the girl that I was seeing I was trying to,
you know, get in her pants if you will, lived
in that neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Okay, but she never asked you for moment, no, okay,
all right, So so you kept your eyes peeled for
that same prostitute.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
I mean, if I I didn't really keep my ice
peeled bouts just being you know, mindful, because you know, yeah,
yet unmarked police cars were running through the area.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Well, okay, but at this point, you've never gotten a prostitute.
At this point in the story, you were approached by
a prostitute when you got off things.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
I think it's like when I got my cars, when
that whole thing started.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
So you never had a prostitute until you got your car, correct,
I see? And then where was the first trip you
made when you got your license to that intersection?
Speaker 6 (17:36):
No, I used to go to this place downtown. It's
been out of business for many, many years. And I
would drive. I would drive through that neighborhood. See, you know,
if there was you know, if I see anything, I
just go straight home. But I saw a girl that
was walking the street caught my eye, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
But uh so that was the same neighborhood where this
girl used to that you were seeing lived, So you knew, okay,
prostitutes are in this area.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm going to drive down there and pick up a prostitute. Yeah,
it was. It wasn't constant.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
It was like maybe like every other month, okay, and
then up until November ninety.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Five one, and I got caught.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Now the first prostitute that you got, so that one
approached you outside the bus. You got off the bus
to talk to the hooker, and then she asked you
for money. You said, I only got five dollar she
she said that's not enough. I'm guessing something like that. Yeah,
well how much does she want at that time? I
think it was like ten? Okay, she wouldn't bargain. Give
(18:37):
you a half off for the first.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
Times don't bargain, they don't okay.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
So then so then you get your car.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You go back to that neighborhood and tell me about
the first hooker that you get.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
How do you see a girl? Do you talk to her?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Do you roll down the window, talk to her out
the window and tell me, I don't want to put
words in your mouth.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Basically, it's just you see this. You see this craping
movies all the time. You see a girl walking, you
roll down your window and say, hey, how you doing?
Blah blah blah, and she goes, what do you want
to do? You want to party? Or something like that.
At that type of talk, she gets into the car.
You know, does the d you give her whatever she wants?
Does the deed boom, and she's onto the next trick.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
And when you say she does the deed, so the
very nob Basically, okay, all right, So the very first
time she gets into the car, do you pull around
to like.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
To a side street or.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
All around westside street alley where you're not gonna be seen.
She you know, you give her ten dollars. She slaps
the dob and she's onto.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
The next trick. Okay, do she love that? Here's this guy?
This guy? Here is second question. She had three questions.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
The second one is what first inspired Jeffrey to go
hunting for prostitutes? One of his friends suggested to him,
or did he get the idea from an eighties movie? Well,
he's kind of answered that didn't he. I find it
extremely hard to believe that, jeff he had this idea
all on his own.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So you got the idea from movies. One of my.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Bosses at one of my old jobs says, because I
was having such a hard time with girls, uh huh,
and he goes, he goes. He just said something like
to the effect, you need to get yourself with Barry
and get your what did the slang for prostitute Barry
Berry or yeah, slang for prostitute.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's what he told me. This is what I'm just
going by way he told me.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Okay, so and he goes, you know, get one to
you know, slab your knob, get your rocks off, that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
With the knobs of slab.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
But it was you think it was?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh god, imagine.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I've heard I've heard that phrase before him many times
on this show.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
And then he says, lastly, what was Jeffery's opening line
to these prostitutes. How did the initial conversation go? And
did Jeffrey make small talk during the act, such as
telling the prostitutes about Chuck Yeager or that his dad
sold cars for thirty five years.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
No, it's just like it's just like basically really no
small talk. You say, hey, how you doing, you know,
and no small talk she does the deed boom onto
the next thing.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No small talks you make, So you would would you
talk at all? Would you be like, oh yeah, yeah,
like what you saying it? Or were you silent? Did
you moan?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I mean it's like I hear because it felt good
and you know, get my rock off?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah? Okay, man, oh man. How many prostitutes do you
think he went to?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah? Oh god, I don't even know. I don't even
know that number.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, he just said once a month he would drive
through there. So if we did that, No, it's once
every other month.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Crystal. When did you get your driver's license? I got
it twenty two?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Well, very funny since.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Guys wondered why, I I'll talk on the show now. Okay,
what year were you born?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Nineteen seventy So in nineteen ninety two you got your
driver's license.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, okay, what month were you born? October? October?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Okay, so for essentially three years, almost exactly, you got
a hooker about every other month, every other month or
every month we shot every other month. Okay, So three
times twelve divided by two would be eighteen. So you
had eighteen different hookers throughout that period of time.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Sometimes it could be the same one, I understand. Okay,
so it's.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Not exactly that many, but it could be like the
same one or maybe different ones that they can seek.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I think they when technology they can you know, network.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
What technology they have back then?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well, Chris, soophones are coming into vogue in the early nineties. Okay, okay,
all right, so they had the network together. Okay, Well, anyway, so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Or they just happened to know each other by word
of mouth.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, word probably got around about the various clients and
maybe you and they, you know, maybe to the other
what you like or something.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Well, yeah, I mean, and then I think after I
got arrest, it's like I knew I had to knock
that off because at some point I was gonna get
married and.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
If I ever got caught, it'd be held to pay.
And that was the way. The arrest was the wake
up call.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah, well, I would hope so an undercover is so
the year your nineteenth, eighteenth or nineteenth time of going
to a prostitute is when you got busted by the
undercover cop?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah? Please, cars jump out, guns drawing, boom.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And did you ever get a prostitute after that? No,
I wasn't taking the risk. You paused for a very
long time. You could you could tell us if you did.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
No, I'm just saying I mean I didn't. That's what's
what the point. Don't you get don't you get rover?
You think you get rested once for that kind of thing,
even know you were single, and do you think you
want to take that risk again?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Come on, I asked you, and you took a long
time to answer whether you got a prostitute after that
or I I'm guessing he did. If I had to
see you. When did you meet Mary Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
How old were I met her?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
In night?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I didn't meet her until ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, so for three years you went without getting oppressed.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Yeah, I knew at some point I was gonna I'm
gonna want to, you know, find a girl and settle down.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And when I met Mary Elizabeth, I.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Knew I got I'm kind of I felt kind of
homeful because I'm finally getting the poon tang and I'm
getting I'm getting it, and I have to pay for it,
and I'm going to committed relationships.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What a deal?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, you know you're getting it and you don't have
to pay for a womb. All right, Well, all very
interesting stories, Randy and Columbus. I hope that answers all
of your questions. There, Rob, it says Rover. If you
have a Samsung washer dryer, it says download. You can
(25:05):
actually set the tonnel to a rock song if you want. Oh, okay,
so you can change the song. I guess I have
an LG. We played these the washer dryer song, and
I must have an LG. That's the one that I recognize.
I like that happy, happy song that they play when
they I don't know if it's the washer or the dryer,
don't know, or maybe both, but I like that song.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I will say, you know how my I had to
break down. I bought my house in two thousand and
eight or nine if you get and uh, maybe two
thousand and nine, and I my washer dryer had already
been on the front washer went out. I had to
break down and buy a new washer and dryer. I
went the cheap route, cheaper route. It was a mistake.
(25:49):
Why it sucks, it's it's yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, you just you didn't get it too long ago?
Return it? No, why not?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Because I don't need to. I'll be fine. I don't
need to spend the money.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
But what's wrong with it?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
It?
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Uh, it doesn't wash as good as the other ones.
And I find when you put towels in, their little
lint balls come off, and it's just not a good rotating.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
It's not as good as great. Blame that I'm I
think you said that I bought those for you or something.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Well, you were raised always buy the bass.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah, and now you know why, Yes, your mouth is
right right, Yeah, So it's Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
She called me and she goes, it's just out of
the blue.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
She calls me up and she goes, do I have
a an electric or a gas dryer?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I go, how am I? How am I supposed to
know what you have?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
I could tell if the if a dryer, if the
dryer hass just like a regular plug, it's it's it's
a gas dryer because it has it runs off.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Your natural gas.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
See, wasn't you guys haven't been for years and years
and years.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah? Like how why?
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I just the story.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
The best way you can tell, Dougie if you have
an actual electric dryer is if the dryer's plug is
it goes into a two twenty outlet?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, thank you? See you know what that looks like?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Actually I do, because I do.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Or what about if there's a gas line pipe that's
as I say, and the gas just have I have
actual gas line going to dry it's electric.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
By the way, I know you were curious.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
It was.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Now use you're washing machine front loading or top loading
top that's the best machine. And to me, I like
the top loading machine better because with those front loading
ones you have to keep that sealed moist so it
seals up so don't leak.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
And they're a maintenance headache.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Can I admit something gross?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
You take that, keep that sealed moist in fact, if anything,
clean it out. No you want to leave the No,
yeah you do. You leave the door open afterwards, and
then it dries out.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You don't get the mold.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You don't want to leave it closed.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
But I right.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
So when Geo was young, she had nanny.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
And was there until g was twelve, until.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
She was ten twenty twenty, and nanny would help with
laundry and stuff like that because she was amazing, and
she would clean out that seal. And since nanny left
in twenty ten, I never once that I'm gonna vomit.
That seal where hair and stuff collects inside. This is
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the front loader. And I never once clean that because
I couldn't. I often tried to bribe my daughter, I'll
pay you to clean it out, like I can't touch that.
That's so nasty, And it was all you know, your
wife has long hair. It's all our long hair. My
daughter's hair is like twice as thick as mine. Like
(28:52):
so I did not want to do a front loader.
I wanted to do a top.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Loader Brian's Rover.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
When did JLR upgrade his car and moved to Indiana?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
He sent a picture. Let me see here. Oh yep,
this is it, somebody, this is it.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This is an actual evidence photo from when Jeffrey was
getting that prostitute. They took a picture of his plate
here to enter into evidence. Read that for me, Jeffrey,
I'd be fotten.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's right. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
I don't have I don't have that license point nor
that type of vehicle, So piss off.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
All right, I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory hanging. Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Who's pop culture in simity? And poop? Lots and lots
of poop. Charlie, you pay attention to the show, right?
(30:03):
What's you pay attention to the show?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Of course I do, except for right then when I
asked him.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Well, Jeffrey was in here. He likes to air drum
and it just just as this, Yeah, looks like he's
stroking it. Yeah, he just air drums in here. So
we're all in here air drums.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Where am I going to go during our December?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're going to.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
London to go to a play which is based on
a night out, or it's a series of comedy plays
and you want.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
To see the latest one, Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, it's a it's a you saw a robbery gone
wrong or something.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Maybe it's gone wrong series. Okay, going there for sure?
Then you're going to Fallbard? In is that away Norway?
And I think you might have to land and I
don't know if you've told us or not, you might
have to land in Oslo, uh to get to Svalbard.
(31:10):
So you probably spent a day or two in Oslo
or maybe some other place on the way. I'd assume
you did this. You're gonna go London somewhere else for
a couple of days. It's Fallbard. That's my guess, all right.
Charlie's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Charlie has that Crystal was raising her hand back there
like she was a student because she wanted to chime in,
because she also knew the answer to that.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh, I'm guessing.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Context clues just based off of what you said yesterday.
At some point you'll probably go down to the condo
if you have time at some point too.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's else. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
So Dougi just asked me during the commercial break, she goes,
what airport are you flying into?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (31:57):
She goes, well, I was talking to my friend and
she wants to know what airport you're flying into because
you can't fly there, and she wants to fly there.
And I said, it's like, what are you talking about?
She goes, well, you have to take a boat there.
I go, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I gave them more context than that.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
She goes, she goes, where you're going Antarctica?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
And I said, hmm, Antarctica? I said, uh, she goes
where what area? I go? I'm not going to Antarctica.
She goes, what, huh? Well, I don't want to go
to Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Is that a continent?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
And on your bucket list?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, I don't want to. I'm not going there. I'm
going to six or the seven continents that last one.
Screw it. But you can't stay it, and I don't think.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
I don't think there's any way to stay in Antarctica
unless you're a scientist.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Right. Is there even a hotel of any kind?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
No, there's not. Can only kind of step on to
the No.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Seriously, yeah, I think it's Antarctica there they don't have
like ice hotels.
Speaker 6 (32:59):
No, it's all Antarctica is a frozen wasteland. The only
scientists go up to you to study weather patterns at in.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That part of the world will go down here.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
They We did show something where they had like super
high end expeditions and you set up like a camp
there and stuff. Oh, if you want to drop like
fifty or one hundred thousand dollars, I think you can stay.
Even that's really a hotel. It didn't see it's definitely
not a hotel. Somebody sets up a temporary base for you,
I guess. And then she goes my friend. My friend
(33:33):
said that she needs to get something from the doctor.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Doesn't she said that.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I go what She goes, No.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
You don't get motion sickness taking the boat over there,
because you're going on a boat, right, I go, what, I.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Go? Are you have you've been We've had this discussion.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
She's just, oh, this is interesting. No, it's we did.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's kind of what we were just talking about. What. Yeah,
we do know that nobody lives there this kind.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
No one has permanent residency in Antarctica, and you if
you want to work there it's usually like four to
six months.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
She said, her friend wants to go to Antarctica, but
didn't know where. You said you can't fly, So when
she heard that I was flying to Antarctica, she wants
to fly into the same airport because I find out
where to communicating in a different language.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
You have to have a very strict process to go
through to in order to do the four to six months.
So they have no doctors there. What did you get said?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Do you keep telling us the facts that we already
know about Antarctica.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
The people who live and work at these stations are scientists.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
We take can we take a show vacation there? We
all step off and then we leave her behind.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Why you can't even fly over there?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Oh oh really you can't.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Actually you can, but if the plane is equipped with
skis to land on us.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Know eleven children have been born in Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Friend.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
When I saw my friend over the weekend, he went
to Svalbard. Oh yeah, in the summer, though, that's when summer's.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Supposed to go. Only idiots go. During the way, I said.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
My boss is gonna have a really bad time, right,
He's like, no, it's the coolest place I've ever been really.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
So, yes, all right, you're gonna go now, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No when he can't. He can't because then it would
appear as if he's following.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He's like fun travel stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I think I would rather go in the summer because
I was like, this is that gonna suck that it's
gonna be night you'ere I can see anything. He's like,
that will still be awesome. So he said, you're gonna
have a great time there, and the restaurants are also awesome.
Remember we're wondering like where. I was like, what are
you gonna eat?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
That?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like a hut?
Speaker 5 (35:44):
You're gonna eat like a dead fish, just like a
here's some fish cuts. He's like, no, it's really really,
really great. I told you you didn't believe me the winter.
He doesn't believe me. He's like douche. If he hears
it from me, he doesn't believe it. We know you,
but here's from a friend. Oh yeah, my.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Friend went, this is you were telling me? Having not gone,
my friend went, he was there.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Charlie just said it. He makes bad decisions. You rover
make bad decisions. It's cold, it's dark.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Decision.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I had a decision you ever made. But it's cold.
Your wife hates cold. You hate cold. It's never light,
light of day? What you hate Christmas? Like, what's the
point of going?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I like being.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I'm going to be out in the middle of nowhere,
away from everybody, disconnected, off the grid, go to the.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Jungle where it's warmer at least.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Let's see here, Beth before I move on, Beth says,
I love you, guys.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
My boyfriend is fake.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
His family is all religious with Jesus rapture pictures on
their walls. Well, my boyfriend plays rap, smokes weed, and drinks,
but when he's around his family he acts like an angel,
just drinking a pop like he's perfect around me though
he's bad. This annoys me. I'm one way for my
(37:06):
family to kiss ass, but not around them. I'm an
aggravating person. Rover, do you have any advice?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I don't. I don't know exactly what to make of
all this. But break up with him.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
If you're annoyed with him like that, why would you
keep dating him?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah? How often is he around the family.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
If he's around all the time and he's acting like
an angel, he's around the family too much. If it's
once a year or something for Thanksgiving, act like an angel,
drink the pop oil here at Thanksgiving dinner, and then
go home and smoke your weed and screw.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
But he seems annoyed.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, it's weird that I would not want to live
my life that way, where you have to pretend to
be something that you're not around your family. I would
if my family didn't like what I was doing, I
go screw you, tough, that's your problem, not mine.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Wouldn't that be a miserable existence, having to try to
make yourself out to be your own family.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah? No, yeah, that's no. Go just be who you are.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Run somebody else's you go to your girlfriend's family, a
little bit of an aswer.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
You don't even do that. He never didn't even do that.
He just like he just grunts.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I remember the first time I met my father in law.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I was taking B two out on a trip to
go out of town, like the first we just met recently,
and so.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I drive over there.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
She was living with her parents and she's like, oh,
my my dad wants to meet you before we go
out of town.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
So I walk.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
I mean, this has really uncomfortable for me. I walk
in there, and you know, you know, me, I don't talk.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
So.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Sure, your father in law wasn't holding a shotgun polishing
it up, wondering, Hey, so we're you.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Gonna do somebody polishing something. But it wasn't wasn't a shotgun,
that's right anyway.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
So and my father in law just can't stop talking,
and me, I don't talk at all. So it was
a little it was a little bit awkward. Although in
that first instance, the first meeting, he didn't really talk
that much other than he just kept repeating.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
What did he keep repeating?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
It was something weird, I don't know, something about look
after each other or something like, I like, we were going.
We were going, I believe, to Pittsburgh, I think. So
it's not like we were going to Afghanistan.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
And as if you're just nineteen or twenty going on
your first trip look after each other.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yeah, he was. He was not thrilled about the idea anyway.
So so yeah, if you had to act that way
around your own family, and you had to I know
somebody who a woman who's probably if I were to guess,
(40:02):
she's in her late thirties, I guess, and her family
is very religious to the point where they're wearing these
these these get ups, the the long skirts, like the skirts, yes, yeah, whoa, yes.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wait, how do you know anybody like that?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I'm trying not to reveal they're like, all right, all right,
I understand. Uh, they're not far away, Charlie is so anyway,
you see the the you know this. I see this
woman from time to time and she's wearing short shorts
and you know, out there doing stuff, and and then
(40:42):
the family comes over and she's now wearing looks like
an Amish woman.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Or like this in these things, And I go, do
you think.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Are they doing the same thing the other these family members?
Are they also putting on and everybody's lying to each other? Yeah,
that's what I think has to be going on, right,
Or you think they're wearing this get up every day?
I have to They just say, you gotta get over.
I'm gonna wear what I want.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
I just some people they won't though, they won't defy
their parents or defy their family.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
But you just go, I'm not gonna wear Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
If you live once, you don't have I mean, you
can't mess around with being either you deal with it
or if it's if it's a problem for you.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I mean, I'm not telling you you wear whatever you want.
I'm gonna wear what I want. I'm not gonna wear.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Look like a Yeah, I'm on eighteen kids in county
ors or whatever. Jackie and West Palm Beach. You're on
Rover this morning, Glory, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Jackie, day morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Hey, what's happening.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Rover?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I keep hearing you talk about Antarctica. Yes, I grew
up in South Chile. If you don't know, Chili owns
a piece of Antartica. A group of countries pretty much
have a slice, like a slice of pizza of Antarctica,
and they're all a lot of scientists that are goes
to the south the globe. I was merchant marine for
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a couple of years. My dad did it for many years.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
And to cross to Europe you have to go through
the bottom of South America, which is between the land
and Antarctica. Yes, growing up, when when I was doing
it with my dad, uh, we stopped at Antarctica a
couple of times to drop off stuff. It's the landing
port on the on the Chilean side. So if you
(42:30):
ever wanted to and I'm serious because I go down
there like every other year, not to Antartica, Chile, That's
where I'm from. I can get you on the on
the on the port into the base.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Drake, I go through Drake Passage. Dangerous water in the world. Yes,
we've played and she has never heard of this before.
I'm like, dude, we've played videos on this, like she's
so uh Okay, I would I have to pretend I'm
a Chilean merchant marine. Okay, all right, I thought maybe
(43:08):
I had to. Yeah, I wanted to. All right, Now,
is the Is the water very rough down there? You
said you did this quite a bit.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Is it? Is it harrowing?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I've been I've been through there where the ship the
ship can only hit forty after forty five degrees, and
forty five degrees it can go down like straight down
because of the angle where you know, rocking back and forth.
I've seen it at forty four and put myself for
(43:47):
about four hours.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, I I I've seen some video.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
It's it looks and then sometimes people go and it's
just completely calm as can be if you can believe that.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And then sometimes.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
Waves are like the I have a skyscraper.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I mean, it's it's I think there are cruises that
take you there, right, Well, they're they're not like a cruise,
like a carnival cruise.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
No, but uh, there's two crews. There's two cruises that
go down there, but they go to the wall. They
can't really go too far. But you see the snow,
the eyes and all that.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
But I gotta get in step foot on there.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I have to do that within the next two years,
I think, is my goal.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
The two years.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
That's that's just the goal that I've set to within
two years.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
I've also two years in our contract.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Also brought this up a bunch of my trying to
get to all seven continents. I'm at five, trying to
get to all seven by the.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
End of our contract.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
That's right, Yes, and then maybe I'll just stay there
on Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
The penguins are smarter than Jack. Thank you. I appreciate it.
I'll reach out.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
He'll call you, don't call him. She is, So what
would you do without me in two years in Antarctica?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
Let's see what else do I have. I've got to
take a break here in just a second. Now, somebody says,
there's a reality show based in fall Bard. It's on Roku. Okay,
I'm gonna have to check that out. I have, I'm
all set up for Fallbard. I got my everything booked.
(45:37):
You got a better coat yet?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Snow pants?
Speaker 7 (45:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, but I don't think they're gonna cut it.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
I got the Dick Sporting goods and that's not gonna
cut it. I need I need some I need some gortex.
I was looking at my friend's pictures as she went,
and I don't know if you could do this in
the winter, but he when the summer, you can jump.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Into the water.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Ah, give be frozen. I think, Charlie, I know there's
got to be.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Some water around. It's available, per per there's got to be.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
I'm not saying no, it's not saying you jump into
the side of the ocean off of a rock or something,
saying there's a little you use the you know, there's
a little ladder to jump in real quick.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Like a polar bear, like a polar plunge.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
You got to do that while you're up there, if
it's available, and maybe they'll just dig.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Out a whole. I wouldn't be surprised at some place
to open up the door and walk out. It's the same.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Now you got you gotta drink cold, you gotta jump in,
all right, I've got to take a break. Do you
do have the schizzy, the award winning chizy? What's on
the way?
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Oh my gosh, I know that you're gonna be so excited.
A wedding date for Taylor swat. Oh you want to
know details and the symbolical behind it.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
I got the deats because I got my invitation on it.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
All right, let's go there, Let's do it for you next.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh, can't wait. We'll be right back on Rover this morning.
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