October 24, 2025 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover have some responsibility us.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll call.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Charlie. I got to talk to and Jeffrey. Let's see
I the youltiping.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Screaming on roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Now, good morning, what's happening. It is Friday, October twenty four,
(01:00):
twenty twenty five. Good morning, It's Roveray's Morning Glory. I'm
Roverduge is here.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Charlie is in the video room.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I him hitting the button here and it just doesn't
do anything. It just comes up with like a big
exclamation point, every one of these to hit the main
show open, boom, hit it exclamation point.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Do you want to go back there and I'll post
the show?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, I just commanded I will. I don't know what
because that's that's all I know how to do. Is
I hit that button and then it starts everything and
I don't know what to do from there. I get
it record No, no, there's nothing to record. Don't stand by.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean I could do this. No stand by. Oh
that's what interest. I don't think that's gonna do. What'd
you do? I just hit camera one to you? Oh, yeah,
but there's no I don't know if it's recorded, probably
not recording, or I don't know if it's sending out
to anybody. All right, go ahead's see here. It's not
sending out to anybody. Chris philis here. Hello, mister Jeffrey
(02:06):
Allen Larcu is in the fart box. Yeah, yop, you're
with us as well? Eight six six yore over eight
six six nine six seven sixty eight three seven I
will it's your email here in just a momment, Dougie,
do you want to take over? Since there has gone
our video director and boy sabotaged this? This is really
uh playing into his job security, isn't it. You know
(02:28):
he set it up so it's one. He did this
on purpose. There's one button a hit if you hit
the button, that doesn't do anything. What else am I
supposed to do? I could I could flip around boom, Dougie.
I could do that. He just set me up for
disastering the other way we want. It's not broadcasting anywhere.
I could hit broadcast. I could hit record.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
There's a record button, there's a send out button, but
I have to do it all manually.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But if he wants me to do that, So stand by.
I'll jump back there, Dougie. Yeah you, And now maybe
this could be a little bit of a preview. Oh yeah,
Well today on the Friday Leftovers instead of The Friday Leftovers,
we have mister Jeffrey al Laroque not operating as a
(03:11):
host because he said that that's not his dream operating
as a co host surrounded by nothing but women. So
the he'll be the only swinging d on the show.
And that's just the way that he likes it. Nobody else.
Me Charlie, I think we're holding him back.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That's right, because we're talking about him right now and
he can't even speak because we're holding him back, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's because I'm waiting for you guys to get all
your crazy jokes in and all that kind of stuff.
So he is going to be on the show, but again,
he's not hosting the show. Not his dream. Nope, his
dream is to just co host and be surrounded by women,
topless women. So we'll have to wait and see if
the ladies live up to that expectation. Well, Jeffrey has
(03:57):
to be topless first, were nude.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Raw for you, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm also wearing a nude bra today and I actually
thought about you, Rover when I was putting it on.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Color. I hate it, why you nude bras? Like like,
wouldn't you really have black? I'd rather have a different color, vieah.
But it's mostly the shape. I think that you can
get a bad nude colored bra, Like they don't make
hot news what you're saying. No, I think they can
make some hot they can make some okay ones, but
(04:29):
usually the shape is really weird and spandexy looking.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's exactly what I'm pretty much wearing today.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, the grossly Yeah, like when we.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Are at the store, like, why buy something that you
know is gross?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Is a turn off to you?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well, this came in a pack with multiple colors and
an assortment. There was a darker pink and then a
light pink, and then a nude so it varies.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, weren't those also not real flattering? Besides the color?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Then they're comfortable though, And my mother gave them today,
a couple of packages of bras and I was like,
all right, we don't care when you're wearing a white shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm wearing a white tank top today.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
If I wear a black broad or you see that
black bron trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Make with that. You have a problem with that?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That sounds kind of cool?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
All right? Are you going to go back there?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes? Yes, stand over there? Yeah, give me a second here,
hang on, I'm trying to hit the button in the gun. No,
it's not what's wrong. I should should restart this computer. No,
hang on, I'm gonna let me jump back there. All right?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I love this new positions for everyone.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
We can all just change spots today and do new jobs.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I love it. Wait what did you say? Hitd in here?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I said we can all change jobs today. We can
all just move positions rover. It can be in the
video room. Dog, stay there in the host chair. Let's
turn that down. It's a little loud for I liking.
I'll stay in this host chair. We can all just
trade around. I'm pretty Oh how was that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Wow? What was that? Is that a sound effect? Good job? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, it's a power down.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Oh I'm not going to power it down. Wait, where's
the sound effect thing? I'm excited today. Today is going
to be a fun day. We're going to do a
little Friday show and then afterwards for the Friday leftovers.
It's going to be a special girl gab with JLR.
You like that name of our show girl Gab.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I mean tell girls, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Angel JLR.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
And I'm going to wait to tell you who's going
to be.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
On the show because you're going to be surrounded with girls.
I'll let Rover tell the story.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
But it's going to be great because I have all
kinds of fun things for us today, and it's all
to make everybody happy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
How does that sound?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yep? Anything for the fans. Okay, you gotta be a
little more s Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I think I'm just saying, like I said, anything for
the fans, you know, I mean, come out.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
We got great radio.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here a little trick. It's like volleyball. If I hit the.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Ball up, I know, I hit it back usually. I'm
not stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I know I know how how volleyball is played, but
I've never played it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You've never played volleyball, not even in gym class. No.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
I played most league basketball in the gym class because
our gym in high school was it was.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A basketball court.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Ours was too, but they also offered volleyball, and I
think we played back.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
We I mean, yeah, the girls had a volleyball team.
But I've never played volleyball. I'm never played it on
the beach. I've watched it play, you know, like on TV,
like in the Olympics and whatnot. Butop Gun, Top Gun, Yeah, yes,
the top Yes, the volleyball scene in Top Gun, which
is the reason why Tony Scott put test scene in
there is to get the girls hot and bothered.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Who's Tony Tony Scott's the director of Top Gun, the
original Top Gun movie.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
So did you notice that in Maverick they did the
same scene, but it.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Was they did a different sort of a different Yeah, football,
this time on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The beach top soft.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, that was pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Did Cruise have his top off in that scene?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
He did, of course four actors did.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yeah, they look really good. Right, could you play? Could
you do anything with your top off? It's gonna be great.
It's going to be great.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
It's going to be not my body is not exactly
a panty dropper either, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Unfortunately, and I will say, Charlie, no.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Negativity, Friday, I'm not negative.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, No, I just said it's gonna.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Be good about positivity, supporting one another.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah, we're here to be uplifting and have some fun.
So any negativity, get.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
It out now, all right, I'm about.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, Rover fixed it. I don't know what was wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Did he press the same button?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah? First, that was the first step to make sure
I pressed the button right button. All right, are set
now we should be on our MGTV. You know, Snitzer
leaves for a day to go to Las Vegas. Charlie
steps in and and Snitzer. Snitzer's value really has come
into focus now, I believe. So. You know, usually you
(09:16):
think Charlie could step right in and take over Snitzer's job,
but nope, no, no, he's a very valuable member of
the of the show.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
On camera angle, I.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Don't know what I don't know what I'm doing, so yeah,
that's kind of proving the point. So don't know what
I'm doing. Let me get to your email. Let's see
Jessica Rights, Yo're over love the show. I live in Jacksonville,
Jacksonville Beach, Florida. I took a train to Tampa, Florida.
(09:50):
I was headed to take the bar exam and thought
I would get some extra study time on the train
and it would be better than driving a three and
a half four hour drive. Literally took eleven hours. Not
to mention, they stop at like three prisons on the
way to pick up released inmates who also joined the journey.
Never again, Crystal is crazy for wanting to go on
(10:13):
a train ride. Well, she thinks it's going to be
like this big romantic adventure or something. And no, no,
I think the novelty of taking a train wears off
real fast when you realize, oh, I I'm sitting on
this train. I'm going to be here on the way
to California for four or five days. I could have
just gotten there by going to the airport and been
(10:36):
there in four or five hours. Joel Rights, good morning.
Has anyone ever noticed how Dougie polls random comments off
the top of her head when someone cannot think of
the word without even thinking of what it means. For instance,
you guys were talking about Charlie selling off Jeffrey's car
parts yesterday and all the stuff that Charlie bought. Someone
(10:57):
mentioned as electric scooter, and Rover was trying to say,
what is it the death and Dougie blurts out death roll.
The word Rover was looking for was death wobble, but
Dougie must have heard the term death roll which is
what an alligator, a crocodile does to its price somewhere
along the line, and just thought it would fit.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
This isn't the only time she does this all the time.
Does anyone else catch this?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
The wheel was rolling, Well, we to go forward, so
we tuned Dougie out so we you know, over twenty
some years, we've just we've just it's gone to a
point where we can she speaks and it just goes
in one ear out the other.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
For us, it's called.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What it's called comedy. I'm funny.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm funny.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah, somebody laugh with the death roll comment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Chris, right, please keep me anonymous. I'm not quite sure
why she does this either, you know, because you can
just hit this edit button and you can take out
the person's name. Do you realize that then there's no
reading the person's name followed by the first line of
the email, which is please keep me anonymous.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
So I did do one that was edited because at
the very end his name was Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What about at the very beginning and in the subject,
you know, it also puts their name in the subject,
So the other anonymous person is Chris.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Is what you're saying, continue, it's probably the same. You
think three different Christmas could have wrote that email too.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, possibly co host a fan rights.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Summer of twenty twenty four, only a few months into
my relationship, after going to lunch with my boyfriend, we
made a home depot run for some gardening items. Within
a few minutes of being in the store, my stomach
started to turn. I let him know I needed to
use the restroom and walked off to locate it. Of course,
it wasn't in the same location as most home depots.
I wasn't far from. I wasn't far when I felt it,
(12:55):
my bowels let loose pure liquid into my leggings. Where
does it go at that point? Because you know how
tight those leggings are, the chicks war out. I was
mortified and stuff shuffled my feet all over the store,
with liquid poop running down my legs and onto my
white tennis shoes. Eventually I found the bathroom and stripped
(13:16):
my leggings off, completely, throwing away my underwear and spending
the next ten minutes cleaning myself up. Sitting there contemplating
how I was going to make it out of there.
I texted my boyfriend we have a problem, and asked
him to pay for whatever he was holding and meet
me at the car. I put back on my leggings,
placed my crossbody purse in the back, and walked to
(13:36):
the car, dodging everyone I could along the way, including
a service dog I know could smell me coming. Thank
god he has a sense of humor and leather seats
because the entire twenty plus minute ride home we had
to roll all four windows down.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Did she sit.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
On? What do you mean on the seat? What else
is she going to do?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The same boyfriend and I are still together. It turned
out I unknowingly had a terrible parasitic infection in my
intestinal tract, and sixteen months, three procedures and one surgery later,
I am still dealing with the after effect.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I wonder how she got it. I don't know, buy
like a tarp or something to sit on to go home?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well maybe after that happens to you, But I don't think.
Oh no, people, because guitars have the tarp, they're ready
to go. You throw them, hey, by tarp, Yeah, a
big roll of plastic or something, and I'll make a
mad dash. In fact, just pull the car onto the
back and I'll leave through the emergency exit. Yeah, I
(14:40):
here's someone who says hi rover. My wife and I
are part of a wedding party coming up, and my
wife was trying on the bride'smaid dress. She ordered two
sizes to compare and isn't happy with how either one
of them fits. We had a child just over a
year ago, and the reality is that she and I
have put on a few extra pounds since then. Nothing huge.
She put on maybe fifteen to twenty pounds, but now
(15:03):
she is even more self conscious about her body than
she was before. Her stomach area, according to her, is
more pudgy and roly, and after breastfeeding, her boobs shrunk
about seventy five percent. Wait wait a seconds, I didn't
I thought your boobs grow when you breastfeed.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
They body is different. Yeah, some lose their breasts and
some gain bress. Everyone's different. When she tried on both dresses,
she has from my.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Opinion, everybody's failu is shooting up today.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, Charlie, who hasn't played sound effects in nine months,
has now been supplanted by Jeffrey, who's in charge of
the sound effects machine, who just let you know what
it would sound like if you were at a Major
League baseball game and there was an organ player there
who was playing something. I think the death march that
(16:00):
sounded it's not here comes the bride.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, because she has no boobs left.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, that makes sense. Okay, we diod great, right? Why
would that huh? Because the wedding's over. Divorce her. Yeah,
no boobs, get out of here, divorce. When she tried
on both dresses, she asked for my opinion of which
one looked better, and I said they both looked amazing,
and to wear whichever one she feels comfortable in. In
my opinion, there wasn't a huge difference between the two.
But I'm also a guys, so do I know. Smaller
(16:26):
one was tighter around the boobs, which helped them push
up and fill out the top of the dress more.
But the mid section was tighter and the more form fitting.
And while the larger dress probably was a bit too close,
it was a bit too loose up top, but it's
looser around the mid section, which I know she would prefer.
My answer of saying both were great options wasn't good enough,
and she got mad that I didn't pick one over
(16:50):
the other. After about fifteen minutes of going back and forth,
she got angrier with me because I wouldn't pick one,
but also I didn't want to tell her to wear
the bigger one. I finally said, were the larger one.
I think he'll be more comfortable on that one. Well,
that started the waterworks, and she said that I think
she's ugly, I'm fat. Now. Should I have just said
to wear the smaller one to avoid this? It didn't
(17:12):
look bad at all, but her stomach was more apparent
in that dress than the larger one, so I thought
she'd be happier with the one that's a bit looser.
I like this guy who wants to be anonymous, but
it's very specific about exactly what the problem was.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I feel bad for the wife, Rover.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I know you'd probably just say something like you've gained weight.
We're the bigger ones your wife, because you're more callous.
But I'm wondering what Snitzer and the women on the
show thought or how they would handle this, because my
wife has never been more emotional than she is right now. PS.
I've been listening to the show since my freshman year
of high school.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's depressing.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, you know, My wife would probably not even ask
my opinion because she would know that I would just go,
happ whatever you want, so she wouldn't even waste her breath.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
She's never asked you how she looks on something.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, well, I don't not really, I don't think so.
If she is more responsive to I usually just keep
my mouth shut. If I see something, I say something,
kind of like in an airport, if somebody leaves behind
their luggage unattended. I see something, I say something.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You give me an example.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I see her in an outfit that doesn't look good,
and I tell you something I got that doesn't look
it doesn't look so great.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You're wearing that out tonight. That's awful.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Why is that awful?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Because if she's got an eye, she good in it. No,
she has actually told me I appreciate you can tell me.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I look at she She's told me, I appreciate this
that you tell me. If if if you don't like
what I'm wearing, how would you handle this, Charlie?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I think I just be honest. I don't think i'd
bring up the stomach part to go. I don't like
either of these dresses you.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Have to wear. You have to wear bridesmaid dress. Now
it's already been picked out by the bride. How about
oh that part? I don't know, whatever one looks better.
Just tell her that one looks better, you know, to
say it's because your stomach's hanging out. There's all on
how you say it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, how it tells more flattering?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yes, just say something like that. It's pretty pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
If this guy said, hey, your stomach sticking out and
you're just making it look like a hog, then yeah,
she's gonna start crying.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I don't think he said that. He said what did
he say? He said, were the larger one, you'd be
more comfortable on that one?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
That's what I said. That started her crying. Well, she
knew why he was saying it, but he's trying to
be nice about it. So deals it. So just lie
basically to.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Lie and say.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, just lie, just lie, don't lie. How about what
does she feel more comfortable? Then talk it through with her.
What does she if she feels uncomfortable? Is there's something
that we can do? Was the larger one too big?
But does it make you feel comfortable? There's something we
can alternate alter. What what you need to do is
you need to alter. That's that's back or forth.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
YEA like something you can do if you.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Like an alteration, that's what. That's a big thing. You
need an alteration, So you get the bigger one and
then let's uh, it's better around the stomach, and then
you bring it in around the boobs to make those
show show those off a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I want you to feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Lisa says, good morning. My husband was listening to embarrassing
moments this morning while working. He called me to let
me know how Crystal was talking about someone else's embarrassing moments.
She said something like a macho man trying to get
into a hammock and fell out face first into the sand. Huh.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I don't remember that. I don't either, neither do I,
and I know I smoke weed. But I think that
was Charlie that said that. Charlie had not say that
well in the past. He did say that fell out
of it a hammock.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That because I was moderating creaking, and his girlfriend was
very diplomatic, just like Charlie would if she was wearing
a dress that was not flattering. His girlfriend didn't say
you're too fat to be in a hammock anymore. She
set me up for a disaster. She's kept saying that
hammock's not going to break, knowing it would break, and
(21:11):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
And then she's like, everything's fine, get over it. And
then she watched me break the hammock in front of
the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I must say it sounds like how my husband, Jimmy,
and I we were on a cruise and on one
of the island stops he tried to get into a
hammock flipped over a face in the sand. It was
the funniest thing ever. We had a crowd laughing with us.
I wish it was on video somehow. Anyways, I was
just wondering where she was when that happened. It could
have possibly been Jimmy. Well, you know, your guest was
(21:39):
as good as mine. I don't know where. Maybe they
were listening to a different show. I don't know. Jac writes,
Do she please be careful when you remove the top
from your jeep. I was riding around town and to
my surprise, I arrive home and install the tops back on.
I was cleaning out my jeep when I reach under
the seat and I feel something slimy and nasty and
it was hang on this person is what They've included
(22:06):
a picture, but I'm guessing you don't have that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, I didn't send it to him. She doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It was I do today a you know how? Yeah, bat,
there is a bad bad bats. Do you know how
to take her top off on the jeep? Do you?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's quite easy though there's like these.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
She's going to take her top off on the Jenny
LR Show today on RMG. Plus. No, it's not girl.
She tried to pitch me on this name walking in
from the parking garage. Terrible. Okay, I agreed to it
because she mentioned it twice. Now, Oh no, I just
I didn't say anything because it was so bad. And
see this is how diplomatic I am.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's not your show.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I just go this is it's a stupid name. But
you know, she thinks it's great. Let me just go
with it. Eventually some but he's gonna tell her or
come up with something better. I don't have to say
anything because if I say it, Charlie, what happens?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hate it?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh, it'll be absolutely it's a no, right off the
bat without even hearing it. It'll be an immediate no,
And if I don't like it, it's only because it's me.
What's a good name if somebody else said it? If
Rachel and Sales says I don't like that name, oh
you're right, that's a stupid name.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Jeffrey, what would you like to call the show today
the Freddy Leftovers?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Honestly, I don't know, because, like I said, you're the
you know this is your dream. Well, what I'm saying
is that I thought girl Gab because it's gonna be
kind of like our girls. I'm the only guy I
thought that would be a pretty, you know, a good
fit and whatnot. Everyone's got their opinions. You may or
may not agree with them. So JLR and the Girls
is immediately better.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well you're not a part of it, okay, Hey.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, it's not the greatest. We can work on it.
I'm just saying, girl Gab doesn't make sense. There's Jeffreys
there with JLR. Girl Gab with JLR. She just didn't
make any sense because he's not a girl. It's a
bad name. Move on, come up with a better name.
Mike Rights. Crystal said she would do a Victoria's Secret
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ad if she had a few weeks to prep. Hypothetically,
would do she do a twelve page calendar shoot right
now in a two piece bikini bathing suit in exchange
for a brand new Jeep Rubicon any color of her choice,
no strings attached. Twelve month calendar, two piece bikini in
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each for each month, but you get a brand new car?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
How much did one of those rubicons cost? Five?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's expensive? So would you do that, Doug for a
new vehicle?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know how I hate you on my body?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And does it have to be a two piece?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I would do it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, yead her, I know that you don't believe you.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
That is because it's saving her seventy five thousand.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Money grubber, but she also wears potato shacks to cover
up her body.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I do.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
I will say if I could have my friend Steve,
who's done all of our calendars.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
What where's the sound effect where I didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Say his last name, Bacarella. I did not say that.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
But if Steve is Notrella's way to bad talk slots,
so we tried to googles that wouldn't even work.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
She's a talk slot co host Steve Bcherella Talk Slow.
I call him if I could have Steve shoot it,
I would do a talk slot.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I got it. I would do a bikini photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay, sure she would pay.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, I mean you could probably do you think you'd
sell enough to buy the rubicon?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't know how many people have to pay people
to take it off my hands. I got a guy
like that time that I ordered too many What did
I ordered's cookbook? Oh my god, I was inundata with cookbooks.
I had cookbooks coming out my ears for years because
I I ordered so many of his cookbooks. They kept
telling me I had an idea. I placed the initial
(26:11):
order and I go, you know what, here's how many
cookbooks are going to sell, probably, and I put in
that order and then they go, you know, for just
a little bit more, you can get double the number
of whatever, And I go, geez, oh, why stamped that? Unfortunately, no,
they didn't the way I'm hearing, the way you're just
(26:31):
reading it, and then they go and then and then
they go, oh, by the way, you could just double
that for like another fifty dollars. And at that point
you go, why that's another fifty bucks? Why not? Why
wouldn't I do that? Of course, and well, now I've
ended up with four or ten times the number of
cookbooks that I had originally wanted to order. And I
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I just, I mean, I could have been using those
as kindling in the fireplace for the next twenty years
because I was just, I was swamped with cookbooks. Eventually
we got rid of them all over over years. But
I learned my lesson, don't don't do that again. Rubicon
is a little cheaper than I thought. Rovers It's only
sixty four thousand.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, So I got a contact that could.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Hook you up, Tim writs yo Over. I believe Snitzer
is going to Vegas this weekend coming up. Depending on
how long he will be gone, he could plan a
layover in Colorado and see Flock of Seagulls at the
Stanley Hotel November first, A week without one liners from
Papa Snitz would be hard, but it should be a
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great show. So well, Flock of Seagulls one of the
bands from from Snitzer growing up?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I ran? I believe was that them? That was that
Flock of Seagulls? And I ran ran so far Flock
of Seagulls. Sure, I know we don't have Snitzer, another
one of Stinzer's bands, one of the guys passed away.
(28:06):
I'm sure will have that coming up in the Shizzy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But it is block of seagulls.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Mike writes, Rover, can you please conduct a dating game
for Dougie, something like a dial a date with your
show broadcast two different markets. There has to be three
or four guys from the listening area that would sign up.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So out of all the potential men listening to the
show right now, every mail that's listening, this guy suspects
we might be able to get three or four guys.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
We're lucky that might out there for me.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Call it a Thursday hook Up Dougie Edition. I'm okay, honey,
all right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight sixty six, yo over, eight sixty six nine
six seven six eight three seven. We're a little bit
late starting RMG TV today because Snitzer is not here.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The allegation was made that he sabotaged.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
When you saw me hit that button, You saw it, right,
it did button. I hit the button that I'm supposed
to hit. That's all I was told to do. You
start this program, hit this button, and you might have
loaded the program up too early. I think is just
for future reference.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
After you log into that computer, various things have to
load up. It takes a little while for the network drive,
get a while for the button thing to load up,
and then you load up order this button thing. Yeah
when if you look at the video mixer before that,
then it doesn't recognize that the buttons are attached. So right,
all right, we've got to take a break. It's our
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first test of Charlie with his buttons back there. Will
he know how to take r MT TV to break
or not? We'll find out and we will be right
back after this. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
We aren't saying his boys has to be registered as
a dead weapons, but.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
He has been known to kill the competition.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I'll be chilling, I'll be killing you.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Back to Rover this morning, Glory.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Jeffrey likes sitting back there in front of the sound
effects machine. Yeah, I'm trying to still getting the hang
of it. Yep. You excited for your RMG plus debut
show today with the ladies. Oh yeah, it would be
a very interesting, uh change up? What ladies are coming
in to be on the show with you? I know
I always because I know it's talking Crystal.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Oh okay, he doesn't know, okay, So honestly, beyond that,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I have some name ideas too.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
I would like to have a meeting with him to
see what he would like to name the show.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, what tricks does Jeffrey want to have on the show? Yea, Sophia,
Laura hen Who do you want? Realistically?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Realistic?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
If he gets you, get Sephie Shaper come, it'd be nice, okay.
Seffie Shafer sows not happening, not happening alright, I know, Yeah,
it would be nice to have her.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I mean, give her a take on touff You know,
we've had her twice and she was always very nice.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
You quiet? Is your mic? Tom, He's not, No, my
MIC's at now he's okay, okay, AnyWho. I would just
like girls. I just like to talk, Okay, So who
I drove Charlie.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't know. That's the whole point along.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's not the point we got to ask.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm asking because we're trying to get the people into
the show for you later.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
You're saying out of the people that he knows, yes,
who would be his dream cast exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I was like that, see if we can have our
frigualin sales.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Coming, oh okay, okaya or Amy from promotions.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Amy from promotions. Okay, what about that the new girl
in sales? I say new girl, but she's been here
for the one that just kept hitting on for yeah right,
oh yeah right right, was just hanging out by her
desk for like three months straight.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Curtis told me that he's never talked to Jeffrey so
much because on his way to go talk to Ashley,
he has to try to make it seem like he's
not walking directly to her, so he always stops by
curtis desk for about ten seconds to say.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Curtis smalls, Curtis balls and he says that and then
Ye immediately moves on.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So he asked to buddy, he does want to make
a b line straight to that woman. He wants to
go right by the guy before this woman worked here.
Jeffrey never said one word to Curtis the sales.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Guy, but I will, I will say so. Uh and
to his credit, he has had got me some good
appearances back in back, back in the day. Okay, I
give you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Credit for that. I always to make sure I want
Rachel and Amy. Who else if you can't kill them.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
I don't know if the new sales girl would want
to be with us. If she, if she does have merey,
you can to ask her. Let's see, she's not, you know,
busy with her own work. I don't want to be
a distraction to that.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
A J.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
And Rochester says, when is Dougie going to be receptive
to finding a man? If she's going to be married
one day, like she says she is, then there needs
to be something to start off that process. Dougie, when
are you going to be receptive to it?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I will find a man on my terms, not based
on Rover my ex fiance trying to get me ex lover,
ex lover trying to get me a date.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I'm good, Mike is how to go.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Out on a date with you? He says, I'll take
Dougie to dinner. She's cute, So what do you say?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm okay, Mike, I appreciate you, but thank you a J.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
In Rochester, Douche is completely non receptive to the idea.
What Bruno says, were over You're out of your mind.
I hate Dougie, and I would buy a calendar if
she's in a two piece bikini, everyone would buy it.
A lot of Dougie haters would like to buy that calendar,
And Disaster says a two piece bikini calendar shoot of
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Douche would be the same as opening the arc of
the Covenant Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Arc. So basically,
you open up this calendar, we all just look, we
turn itto skeletons or whatever. After he tells us and
Martin says, Flock of Seagulls and the Stanley Hotel in
Colorado is that it is the inspiration for the Overlook
(34:50):
Hotel in Stephen King's novel The Shining. Yeah, what does
it have to do with Flock of Seagulls though, so
they're playing there. As far as I know, Flock of
Seagulls doesn't have anything to do with The Shine, But
I don't know. I saw that there was a people
were complaining about this boss who was texting an employee
(35:11):
who was on vacation. So a guy went on vacation
and the boss sent some text messages to this person
while he was going through the airport. Now me, personally,
I'm just going to be upfront. I don't have any
issue with what this boss was saying. The boss said, Jake,
I know you were off today, but I really need
(35:32):
this sorted out before the meeting at one Where are
the raw files? Because the guy had there was a
presentation that the boss was doing that day, and then
he didn't have the files for this presentation. So this
guy's on vacation. He goes, hey, you know I'm on vacation.
The worker says, hey, sorry, I just got off the plane.
(35:55):
The link to the raw files should be in my
handover whatever that means. It's your handover? Is this something
like if you're going on vacation. Then the boss said that, yes,
there is a link to the photos that are in
the handover, but I am unsure of how to convert them.
Any chance you can quickly do this. See that's the
(36:16):
annoying part right there, Well done prior to well because well,
probably the employee should have done it before they left.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Or your stupid boss does know how to convert a
file or open a file. That's the annoying part is
if something's really hard to get Okay, but this guy
left everything and.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
The first person the first thing this guy does.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Instead of attempting to fix the problem, he just reaches
out to the employee. Instead of attempting, how can I
convert these? Let me ask somebody else around the office
see if they can do this. The first thing he
did was Texas guy who's on vacation.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, some people are so valuable to their organization, like Schnitzer,
our video guy. He leaves and rmg TV doesn't start. Charlie,
if we needed a start sound effect, then you weren't here.
We might have to call you on vacation. Where's that long,
juicy fart sound effect that we love so much?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
But I mean no, but you make the attempt. You
try before you reach out to boy.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No you didn't.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
It's clear that guy didn't try. He just immediately goes
where's these where are these files? And he goes, it's
in the link I sent you the link. Well, I
can't open it. I don't know, download a different program.
What am I supposed to I'm supposed to walk you
through this. He'll hold your hand. It's annoying, but look, I.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Don't this seems like something that's not a long us.
And that was a quick too.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
There that was Jeffrey farning.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
The uh you know the it sounds like the boss
did try to do that though, like, hey, I don't
know how to convert these. Try a little harder.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I hate when people put no effort into fixing their
own issues at all, zero effort.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Like doucheie with any sort of computer problem, and they
just immediately go, oh, I'm trying to do my taxes. Well,
I got to this one question. I'm done. I'll just
have to call somebody else. That is so annoying to me.
But you should try a little bit. Should just try
a little bit, put some effort into fixing your own problem.
That was a good fart sound effect. That was the long,
(38:07):
juicy one, good one, Jeffrey. See Jeffrey tried, he found
he didn't even ask for any help.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Let me get this, Yes, so Rover, you believe that
the employees should be getting stuffed done even making you.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Know is yes, it's in an emergency situation or a
big presentation or something like that. I'm not asking them
to do their regular duties. I'm not asking them to do,
you know, to be on call while they're on vacation.
I'm just saying, hey, you know, sometimes the boss, your company, whatever.
You go on vacation and something that you are positioned
(38:45):
to fix or have an answer to it comes up,
and they had a big meeting, a big presentation. I
don't I don't think it's out of line to ask
the employee.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I also don't expect an answer. Yeah, maybe I won't
answer you. And that's fine too. Well, that's what I
would do. That's that's what you do. Do you don't
answer because employee.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
The mistake is that this employee answered back. Now the
employee should have done what I do. If I get
a text or a call or something like that, I
just don't reply to it if I'm on vacation, and
then I have plausible deniability. I say, oh I didn't
see that. Oh I was was out of the country.
(39:25):
I didn't have cell service or something, you know, like
whatever the key.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I think you just got a message.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh that was I thought it was maybe somebody playing
with a spoon and like glasses, and it's text message gentification.
Some phones have different ones you can use. Uh huh, okay,
well he's trying back there now.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
You get emails and I get calls all the time.
Where is this spot Rover's not answering where is he like,
you don't do anything for the company when they ask you.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That true, I have any idea what I think I do?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
They put me on all the emails because you don't
respond to any of them. So I'm the one that
then has to nag you and text you and call you.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Because you don't do your stuff. But here you're saying
that it's up to the employee to get it done
for the company. You're such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm not a hypocrite. The employee shouldn't have answered. Once
he answered, all bets are off, and now he kind
of is obligated to help the boss. But if he
would have just ignored it and then been like, oh,
my cell phone was turned off because I was on
a plane and I didn't get this until whatever, you know,
that's that would have been the proper That would have
been the non confrontational way that I would have handled it.
(40:41):
But you know, look ridiculous. The fact of the matter is,
and I'm not saying you have to be at the
beck and call of your employer all the time, but
you know, people, sometimes it's not an everyday occurrence, but sometimes, yeah,
you might be on vacation, and sometimes somebody at the
office or your boss us might need something and you
(41:02):
want to try to accommodate that, because this is, after all,
the people who pay your bills and and and your
insurance and your livelihood and all of that.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
But you put your time in time and then you
take your time off, So leave me alone. Yeah, but
you say you put your time in.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
A lot of times people aren't really putting you know,
you're you're assuming then that this guy gets into work
at nine am and he works until five pm NonStop. No,
there's a lot of dicking around thought during the day.
So what my office time?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
You can.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Give a little bit back to the company if they
have an emergency giving me showing up.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
That's me and you pay me in exchange for that.
That's it. The end of our relationship. We're not friends.
We're not it's a company. You're not friends with the
company bosses.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
They call you all the time. You don't answer them. Yes,
you're not friends.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
You're not friends with the laws, have any Yeah, I'm
not friends because to help him out, I don't want to.
They would never help you out in a second. At
any point would they think what would Rover think? Can
out can we help him think the same way? Back
to them, I answer there, I mean I I took
calls yesterday from well, no, it does not benefit me
(42:20):
times yesterday and.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
He knows you're not answering no no.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I picked up and then I told him, I, God,
I don't know what you're talking about. And then he called,
there's a very weird situation. There's like this, uh, and
there's an AM radio station that is somewhere out west
and they are a conservative talk radio station. I'm talking,
(42:46):
I'm talking real conservative. They have Alex Jones on the
station and they have on the error. Yeah. Yeah, I
didn't know he was. I didn't know either. I think
there most radio companies aren't aren't airing him. I thought
he was just on the internet. But this is like,
this is a strange radio company and station, and so
Alex Jones is on. They do have a Jesus show
(43:07):
that's on there. They have all this you know, uh,
you name it, they have it. But it's it's very
very very very uh far right leaning. And they I
got an email from this radio station a few weeks
ago and they go, hey, we're interested. The owner wants
to put your show on in the morning. I just
didn't even no, I didn't even let's infiltrate. I just
(43:30):
didn't have I'm not I'm not going to even reply
to this. And so then Igor Beaver got a bunch
of phone calls and voicemails yesterday from this radio station.
They go, hey, uh, we're trying to get the show clock,
which means when we go on a commercial and that
kind of stuff, we're going that deep information. Well, it
(43:51):
got a step further. They called the satellite company that
there's a company that runs that that carries the show
a satellite to our affiliates, And they called the satellite
company and they somehow not quite sure how, they got
the satellite company to authorize their receiver to to to
(44:12):
turn on, you have to unlock it for a specific
radio stations receiver. They got the satellite company to unlock it.
So they're like now receiving the show, and they're like, oh,
we're gonna we're gonna do a dry run, like a
test with this tomorrow morning, Friday morning. I don't think
they were gonna put us on the air. And then
I think they were gonna try and put us on
the air Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Who okay, is it an iheartstation?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
No? No, it's just never had them. How could somebody
just be like, we're gonna take your show? They well,
they can't. That's that's what's so bizarre about the whole thing.
And so so Eager Beaver's like, what do you want
me to do with this? And he talked to them
and he's like, hey, you don't you know where do
you have an agreement in place, like with Rover's company?
And they're like no, and you won't call us back, right,
(44:55):
So I guess somehow they sweet talked to satellite company
into into unlocked it and they were just going to
put the show on, and Eagor Beaver no, they should
pay attention. Eagor Beaver was like, what do you want
me to do? Do you want me to call the
satellite company turn off their receiver? I said, no, Let's
see what happens. Let's ride this out. I would be
(45:18):
very interested to hear what would happen. People's brains would
explode when they hear Chocolate Charlie on on here and Snitzer,
the two lib tards as as they're known on the show,
No Offense Charlie. But could you imagine you on this guy,
if I remember correctly, really voted for the hell out
of Kamala Harris right, Well, their name's Kamala, not coming
(45:40):
you stay right? So uh did I you didn't? Well,
maybe I didn't vote for anybody. Maybe I didn't vote
for Kamala or or the Donalds. Mean, now's the times
start playing your Alex Jones drops. You have a bunch
of their just type his name in. So I don't
(46:00):
know if we would really fit in on that radio station. However,
I would be interested to see what happens. Let's start
on drift. Let's start the right wing grist.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Frog.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
So you think that we would infiltrate the right wing
and we would slowly take over. No, no, nev no, no,
let's change everything about ourselves. So so you're telling me
like to get that money. I keep hearing that, who
are the guys that took over for Rush Limbaugh's like
two guys. Is it Clay and bother or something? I
(46:34):
think that's their names. I don't know who they are,
Clay and the turd Gobbler. But one of the guys
keep saying, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave and it's it's
part of a contract negotiation. But so maybe we can
position ourselves to take over some of those stations, Charlie.
But you have to start coming in here. Here's what
I think you need to do, because this is a
(46:55):
big this is a big money making opportunity. You know,
this is a growing you have to have. I know, people,
if you read my email and text messages, you would
you love to see some of these texts and emails
that come in because you should see how the same topic,
the same subject, the same day. I will get people.
You stupid maga son of a bitch. I can't believe
(47:17):
you're a Donald Trump boot liquor, you pussy gez, followed
by thirty seconds later, you stupid lib trd. You don't
know what you're talking about. Your day is gonna come
and we're gonna take you out and blah blah blah. Seriously,
this is I mean, these are people listening to the
same thing, but they are so indoctrinated into the into
(47:38):
their belief now. So there. But what I was going
to say is we are sort of, you know, we
we kind of have a difference of opinions on the
show and we kind of cover a fairly wide range
of viewpoints. But that's not where the money is. The
big money is take out, stake out a claim. You're
far right or you're far not money in the far left.
(48:00):
There's no money in the far left. Those people you
don't know any of those names. Who's a far left person? Yeah,
because they're not singing all the supplements, the brain power pills.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
So we need to go far right then we can
get that money. Do you know many of those people
exist that just make so much money?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
How much? How many emergency meal packs, survival kits on
the RMS or whatever, mr I V M R E.
I love it so so, Charlie, what what I'm saying
is we could stay out of claim on the far
right and we could infiltrate their space. We could take
(48:38):
over some affiliate stations. But in order to do that,
you have to play the part. So starting on Monday,
you have to start showing up wearing a a bow
tie and a sport coat. From now on, well, I'm
just basically dress up. Kid Rock dressed when he went
to go visit the president. I remember, if you remember
that outfit, it is awesome.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
He looks like Evil Knieval basically Evil knievels sort of
jumpsuit every day with the flag I think will be
really good.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
But wait a second, So, but do the same people
criticize Lelenski how he showed up for a White House mating,
but Kid Rock can show up literally wiping his ass
with the American Well, that's what's amazing.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
The hypocrisy doesn't actually matter. Here is Kid Rock at
the White Let me how to where is this? I
lost my thing?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh? There is nineteen You see, this doesn't even where everybody.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
White and blue?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Right, it does look like Evil Knievel or something getting
ready to you know, like he's in some sort of
cartoon Fourth of July parade there. Okay, so that's that's
going to be your stick. Well, the bigger, you know,
the bigger the American flag, lapel pin or whatever it signifies,
the bigger patriots you are. So, uh, he's really taking
(49:54):
it to an extreme there, So I am no. I
think what they did to the kackerbarrel logo is on
American It was BS And I absolutely love that Trump
is taking wrecking ball to the side of the White House.
I think that's awesome. I love what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
I love these demolishing the entire left wing after telling
us he wasn't going to do it. And I also
love that the taxpayers are going to pay for Wait,
he's going to pay for it in Google and everybody.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I think that's awesome. I think that kicks ass. Sure
we're selling sponsorships for the White House. That's that's the
right love to do. Mark Zuckerbery will have a stake
in the White House. I think that's so cool and smart. Also,
cannot wait until we blow up some more venezuela and speedboats.
The only people were saving it every day by doing that, Rover,
two hundred and fifty million people a day were saving
(50:39):
because that ventoel will be on our streets. Does that
count as one of the wars ended? If not market
as a number nine tenth world? Okay, end of the
drug war? We've won. Okay, I've got to take a break.
We'll be right back with the shizzy the news on
the All American Patriot Front Rover Front. You don't want
to go Patriot Front. I think that is like a
(51:00):
white supremacist group, one of the Stormfront. I thought, No,
Patriot Front.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Is the guys that wear the white masks and blue polos.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
I think hold on, let me just make sure. I
don't think you want to be white nationalists organizations. Well,
we're a bunch of well you can, well you could
say various things, but then you then you deny it.
We're just boys, We're proud of our heritage. Here, we'll
be right back. Hey, guys,
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover have some responsibility us.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll call.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Charlie. I got to talk to and Jeffrey. Let's see
I the youltiping.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Screaming on roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Now, good morning, what's happening. It is Friday, October twenty four,
(01:00):
twenty twenty five. Good morning, It's Roveray's Morning Glory. I'm
Roverduge is here.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Charlie is in the video room.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I him hitting the button here and it just doesn't
do anything. It just comes up with like a big
exclamation point, every one of these to hit the main
show open, boom, hit it exclamation point.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Do you want to go back there and I'll post
the show?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, I just commanded I will. I don't know what
because that's that's all I know how to do. Is
I hit that button and then it starts everything and
I don't know what to do from there. I get
it record No, no, there's nothing to record. Don't stand by.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I mean I could do this. No stand by. Oh
that's what interest. I don't think that's gonna do. What'd
you do? I just hit camera one to you? Oh, yeah,
but there's no I don't know if it's recorded, probably
not recording, or I don't know if it's sending out
to anybody. All right, go ahead's see here. It's not
sending out to anybody. Chris philis here. Hello, mister Jeffrey
(02:06):
Allen Larcu is in the fart box. Yeah, yop, you're
with us as well? Eight six six yore over eight
six six nine six seven sixty eight three seven I
will it's your email here in just a momment, Dougie,
do you want to take over? Since there has gone
our video director and boy sabotaged this? This is really
uh playing into his job security, isn't it. You know
(02:28):
he set it up so it's one. He did this
on purpose. There's one button a hit if you hit
the button, that doesn't do anything. What else am I
supposed to do? I could I could flip around boom, Dougie.
I could do that. He just set me up for
disastering the other way we want. It's not broadcasting anywhere.
I could hit broadcast. I could hit record.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
There's a record button, there's a send out button, but
I have to do it all manually.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But if he wants me to do that, So stand by.
I'll jump back there, Dougie. Yeah you, And now maybe
this could be a little bit of a preview. Oh yeah,
Well today on the Friday Leftovers instead of The Friday Leftovers,
we have mister Jeffrey al Laroque not operating as a
(03:11):
host because he said that that's not his dream operating
as a co host surrounded by nothing but women. So
the he'll be the only swinging d on the show.
And that's just the way that he likes it. Nobody else.
Me Charlie, I think we're holding him back.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That's right, because we're talking about him right now and
he can't even speak because we're holding him back, you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's because I'm waiting for you guys to get all
your crazy jokes in and all that kind of stuff.
So he is going to be on the show, but again,
he's not hosting the show. Not his dream. Nope, his
dream is to just co host and be surrounded by women,
topless women. So we'll have to wait and see if
the ladies live up to that expectation. Well, Jeffrey has
(03:57):
to be topless first, were nude.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Raw for you, baby.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm also wearing a nude bra today and I actually
thought about you, Rover when I was putting it on.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Color. I hate it, why you nude bras? Like like,
wouldn't you really have black? I'd rather have a different color, vieah.
But it's mostly the shape. I think that you can
get a bad nude colored bra, Like they don't make
hot news what you're saying. No, I think they can
make some hot they can make some okay ones, but
(04:29):
usually the shape is really weird and spandexy looking.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's exactly what I'm pretty much wearing today.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, the grossly Yeah, like when we.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Are at the store, like, why buy something that you
know is gross?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Is a turn off to you?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Well, this came in a pack with multiple colors and
an assortment. There was a darker pink and then a
light pink, and then a nude so it varies.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, weren't those also not real flattering? Besides the color?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Then they're comfortable though, And my mother gave them today,
a couple of packages of bras and I was like,
all right, we don't care when you're wearing a white shirt.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm wearing a white tank top today.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
If I wear a black broad or you see that
black bron trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Make with that. You have a problem with that?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That sounds kind of cool?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
All right? Are you going to go back there?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes? Yes, stand over there? Yeah, give me a second here,
hang on, I'm trying to hit the button in the gun. No,
it's not what's wrong. I should should restart this computer. No,
hang on, I'm gonna let me jump back there. All right?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I love this new positions for everyone.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
We can all just change spots today and do new jobs.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I love it. Wait what did you say? Hitd in here?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I said we can all change jobs today. We can
all just move positions rover. It can be in the
video room. Dog, stay there in the host chair. Let's
turn that down. It's a little loud for I liking.
I'll stay in this host chair. We can all just
trade around. I'm pretty Oh how was that?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Wow? What was that? Is that a sound effect? Good job? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, it's a power down.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Oh I'm not going to power it down. Wait, where's
the sound effect thing? I'm excited today. Today is going
to be a fun day. We're going to do a
little Friday show and then afterwards for the Friday leftovers.
It's going to be a special girl gab with JLR.
You like that name of our show girl Gab.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I mean tell girls, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Angel JLR.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
And I'm going to wait to tell you who's going
to be.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
On the show because you're going to be surrounded with girls.
I'll let Rover tell the story.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
But it's going to be great because I have all
kinds of fun things for us today, and it's all
to make everybody happy.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
How does that sound?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yep? Anything for the fans. Okay, you gotta be a
little more s Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I think I'm just saying, like I said, anything for
the fans, you know, I mean, come out.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
We got great radio.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here a little trick. It's like volleyball. If I hit the.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Ball up, I know, I hit it back usually. I'm
not stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I know I know how how volleyball is played, but
I've never played it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You've never played volleyball, not even in gym class. No.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
I played most league basketball in the gym class because
our gym in high school was it was.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A basketball court.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Ours was too, but they also offered volleyball, and I
think we played back.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
We I mean, yeah, the girls had a volleyball team.
But I've never played volleyball. I'm never played it on
the beach. I've watched it play, you know, like on TV,
like in the Olympics and whatnot. Butop Gun, Top Gun, Yeah, yes,
the top Yes, the volleyball scene in Top Gun, which
is the reason why Tony Scott put test scene in
there is to get the girls hot and bothered.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Who's Tony Tony Scott's the director of Top Gun, the
original Top Gun movie.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
So did you notice that in Maverick they did the
same scene, but it.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Was they did a different sort of a different Yeah, football,
this time on.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The beach top soft.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, that was pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Did Cruise have his top off in that scene?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
He did, of course four actors did.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yeah, they look really good. Right, could you play? Could
you do anything with your top off? It's gonna be great.
It's going to be great.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
It's going to be not my body is not exactly
a panty dropper either, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Unfortunately, and I will say, Charlie, no.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Negativity, Friday, I'm not negative.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, No, I just said it's gonna.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Be good about positivity, supporting one another.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah, we're here to be uplifting and have some fun.
So any negativity, get.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
It out now, all right, I'm about.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, Rover fixed it. I don't know what was wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Did he press the same button?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah? First, that was the first step to make sure
I pressed the button right button. All right, are set
now we should be on our MGTV. You know, Snitzer
leaves for a day to go to Las Vegas. Charlie
steps in and and Snitzer. Snitzer's value really has come
into focus now, I believe. So. You know, usually you
(09:16):
think Charlie could step right in and take over Snitzer's job,
but nope, no, no, he's a very valuable member of
the of the show.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
On camera angle, I.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Don't know what I don't know what I'm doing, so yeah,
that's kind of proving the point. So don't know what
I'm doing. Let me get to your email. Let's see
Jessica Rights, Yo're over love the show. I live in Jacksonville,
Jacksonville Beach, Florida. I took a train to Tampa, Florida.
(09:50):
I was headed to take the bar exam and thought
I would get some extra study time on the train
and it would be better than driving a three and
a half four hour drive. Literally took eleven hours. Not
to mention, they stop at like three prisons on the
way to pick up released inmates who also joined the journey.
Never again, Crystal is crazy for wanting to go on
(10:13):
a train ride. Well, she thinks it's going to be
like this big romantic adventure or something. And no, no,
I think the novelty of taking a train wears off
real fast when you realize, oh, I I'm sitting on
this train. I'm going to be here on the way
to California for four or five days. I could have
just gotten there by going to the airport and been
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there in four or five hours. Joel Rights, good morning.
Has anyone ever noticed how Dougie polls random comments off
the top of her head when someone cannot think of
the word without even thinking of what it means. For instance,
you guys were talking about Charlie selling off Jeffrey's car
parts yesterday and all the stuff that Charlie bought. Someone
(10:57):
mentioned as electric scooter, and Rover was trying to say,
what is it the death and Dougie blurts out death roll.
The word Rover was looking for was death wobble, but
Dougie must have heard the term death roll which is
what an alligator, a crocodile does to its price somewhere
along the line, and just thought it would fit.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
This isn't the only time she does this all the time.
Does anyone else catch this?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
The wheel was rolling, Well, we to go forward, so
we tuned Dougie out so we you know, over twenty
some years, we've just we've just it's gone to a
point where we can she speaks and it just goes
in one ear out the other.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
For us, it's called.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
What it's called comedy. I'm funny.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh yeah, oh, I'm funny.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Yeah, somebody laugh with the death roll comment.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Chris, right, please keep me anonymous. I'm not quite sure
why she does this either, you know, because you can
just hit this edit button and you can take out
the person's name. Do you realize that then there's no
reading the person's name followed by the first line of
the email, which is please keep me anonymous.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
So I did do one that was edited because at
the very end his name was Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What about at the very beginning and in the subject,
you know, it also puts their name in the subject,
So the other anonymous person is Chris.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Is what you're saying, continue, it's probably the same. You
think three different Christmas could have wrote that email too.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, possibly co host a fan rights.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Summer of twenty twenty four, only a few months into
my relationship, after going to lunch with my boyfriend, we
made a home depot run for some gardening items. Within
a few minutes of being in the store, my stomach
started to turn. I let him know I needed to
use the restroom and walked off to locate it. Of course,
it wasn't in the same location as most home depots.
I wasn't far from. I wasn't far when I felt it,
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my bowels let loose pure liquid into my leggings. Where
does it go at that point? Because you know how
tight those leggings are, the chicks war out. I was
mortified and stuff shuffled my feet all over the store,
with liquid poop running down my legs and onto my
white tennis shoes. Eventually I found the bathroom and stripped
(13:16):
my leggings off, completely, throwing away my underwear and spending
the next ten minutes cleaning myself up. Sitting there contemplating
how I was going to make it out of there.
I texted my boyfriend we have a problem, and asked
him to pay for whatever he was holding and meet
me at the car. I put back on my leggings,
placed my crossbody purse in the back, and walked to
(13:36):
the car, dodging everyone I could along the way, including
a service dog I know could smell me coming. Thank
god he has a sense of humor and leather seats
because the entire twenty plus minute ride home we had
to roll all four windows down.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Did she sit.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
On? What do you mean on the seat? What else
is she going to do?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The same boyfriend and I are still together. It turned
out I unknowingly had a terrible parasitic infection in my
intestinal tract, and sixteen months, three procedures and one surgery later,
I am still dealing with the after effect.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I wonder how she got it. I don't know, buy
like a tarp or something to sit on to go home?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well maybe after that happens to you, But I don't think.
Oh no, people, because guitars have the tarp, they're ready
to go. You throw them, hey, by tarp, Yeah, a
big roll of plastic or something, and I'll make a
mad dash. In fact, just pull the car onto the
back and I'll leave through the emergency exit. Yeah, I
(14:40):
here's someone who says hi rover. My wife and I
are part of a wedding party coming up, and my
wife was trying on the bride'smaid dress. She ordered two
sizes to compare and isn't happy with how either one
of them fits. We had a child just over a
year ago, and the reality is that she and I
have put on a few extra pounds since then. Nothing huge.
She put on maybe fifteen to twenty pounds, but now
(15:03):
she is even more self conscious about her body than
she was before. Her stomach area, according to her, is
more pudgy and roly, and after breastfeeding, her boobs shrunk
about seventy five percent. Wait wait a seconds, I didn't
I thought your boobs grow when you breastfeed.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
They body is different. Yeah, some lose their breasts and
some gain bress. Everyone's different. When she tried on both dresses,
she has from my.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Opinion, everybody's failu is shooting up today.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, Charlie, who hasn't played sound effects in nine months,
has now been supplanted by Jeffrey, who's in charge of
the sound effects machine, who just let you know what
it would sound like if you were at a Major
League baseball game and there was an organ player there
who was playing something. I think the death march that
(16:00):
sounded it's not here comes the bride.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
No, because she has no boobs left.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, that makes sense. Okay, we diod great, right? Why
would that huh? Because the wedding's over. Divorce her. Yeah,
no boobs, get out of here, divorce. When she tried
on both dresses, she asked for my opinion of which
one looked better, and I said they both looked amazing,
and to wear whichever one she feels comfortable in. In
my opinion, there wasn't a huge difference between the two.
But I'm also a guys, so do I know. Smaller
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one was tighter around the boobs, which helped them push
up and fill out the top of the dress more.
But the mid section was tighter and the more form fitting.
And while the larger dress probably was a bit too close,
it was a bit too loose up top, but it's
looser around the mid section, which I know she would prefer.
My answer of saying both were great options wasn't good enough,
and she got mad that I didn't pick one over
(16:50):
the other. After about fifteen minutes of going back and forth,
she got angrier with me because I wouldn't pick one,
but also I didn't want to tell her to wear
the bigger one. I finally said, were the larger one.
I think he'll be more comfortable on that one. Well,
that started the waterworks, and she said that I think
she's ugly, I'm fat. Now. Should I have just said
to wear the smaller one to avoid this? It didn't
(17:12):
look bad at all, but her stomach was more apparent
in that dress than the larger one, so I thought
she'd be happier with the one that's a bit looser.
I like this guy who wants to be anonymous, but
it's very specific about exactly what the problem was.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I feel bad for the wife, Rover.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I know you'd probably just say something like you've gained weight.
We're the bigger ones your wife, because you're more callous.
But I'm wondering what Snitzer and the women on the
show thought or how they would handle this, because my
wife has never been more emotional than she is right now. PS.
I've been listening to the show since my freshman year
of high school.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's depressing.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, you know, My wife would probably not even ask
my opinion because she would know that I would just go,
happ whatever you want, so she wouldn't even waste her breath.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
She's never asked you how she looks on something.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
No, well, I don't not really, I don't think so.
If she is more responsive to I usually just keep
my mouth shut. If I see something, I say something,
kind of like in an airport, if somebody leaves behind
their luggage unattended. I see something, I say something.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You give me an example.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I see her in an outfit that doesn't look good,
and I tell you something I got that doesn't look
it doesn't look so great.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You're wearing that out tonight. That's awful.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Why is that awful?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Because if she's got an eye, she good in it. No,
she has actually told me I appreciate you can tell me.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I look at she She's told me, I appreciate this
that you tell me. If if if you don't like
what I'm wearing, how would you handle this, Charlie?
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I think I just be honest. I don't think i'd
bring up the stomach part to go. I don't like
either of these dresses you.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Have to wear. You have to wear bridesmaid dress. Now
it's already been picked out by the bride. How about
oh that part? I don't know, whatever one looks better.
Just tell her that one looks better, you know, to
say it's because your stomach's hanging out. There's all on
how you say it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, how it tells more flattering?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yes, just say something like that. It's pretty pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
If this guy said, hey, your stomach sticking out and
you're just making it look like a hog, then yeah,
she's gonna start crying.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I don't think he said that. He said what did
he say? He said, were the larger one, you'd be
more comfortable on that one?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
That's what I said. That started her crying. Well, she
knew why he was saying it, but he's trying to
be nice about it. So deals it. So just lie
basically to.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Lie and say.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, just lie, just lie, don't lie. How about what
does she feel more comfortable? Then talk it through with her.
What does she if she feels uncomfortable? Is there's something
that we can do? Was the larger one too big?
But does it make you feel comfortable? There's something we
can alternate alter. What what you need to do is
you need to alter. That's that's back or forth.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
YEA like something you can do if you.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Like an alteration, that's what. That's a big thing. You
need an alteration, So you get the bigger one and
then let's uh, it's better around the stomach, and then
you bring it in around the boobs to make those
show show those off a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I want you to feel comfortable.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Lisa says, good morning. My husband was listening to embarrassing
moments this morning while working. He called me to let
me know how Crystal was talking about someone else's embarrassing moments.
She said something like a macho man trying to get
into a hammock and fell out face first into the sand. Huh.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
I don't remember that. I don't either, neither do I,
and I know I smoke weed. But I think that
was Charlie that said that. Charlie had not say that
well in the past. He did say that fell out
of it a hammock.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That because I was moderating creaking, and his girlfriend was
very diplomatic, just like Charlie would if she was wearing
a dress that was not flattering. His girlfriend didn't say
you're too fat to be in a hammock anymore. She
set me up for a disaster. She's kept saying that
hammock's not going to break, knowing it would break, and
(21:11):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
And then she's like, everything's fine, get over it. And
then she watched me break the hammock in front of
the neighbors.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I must say it sounds like how my husband, Jimmy,
and I we were on a cruise and on one
of the island stops he tried to get into a
hammock flipped over a face in the sand. It was
the funniest thing ever. We had a crowd laughing with us.
I wish it was on video somehow. Anyways, I was
just wondering where she was when that happened. It could
have possibly been Jimmy. Well, you know, your guest was
(21:39):
as good as mine. I don't know where. Maybe they
were listening to a different show. I don't know. Jac writes,
Do she please be careful when you remove the top
from your jeep. I was riding around town and to
my surprise, I arrive home and install the tops back on.
I was cleaning out my jeep when I reach under
the seat and I feel something slimy and nasty and
it was hang on this person is what They've included
(22:06):
a picture, but I'm guessing you don't have that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, I didn't send it to him. She doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It was I do today a you know how? Yeah, bat,
there is a bad bad bats. Do you know how
to take her top off on the jeep? Do you?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's quite easy though there's like these.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
She's going to take her top off on the Jenny
LR Show today on RMG. Plus. No, it's not girl.
She tried to pitch me on this name walking in
from the parking garage. Terrible. Okay, I agreed to it
because she mentioned it twice. Now, Oh no, I just
I didn't say anything because it was so bad. And
see this is how diplomatic I am.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's not your show.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I just go this is it's a stupid name. But
you know, she thinks it's great. Let me just go
with it. Eventually some but he's gonna tell her or
come up with something better. I don't have to say
anything because if I say it, Charlie, what happens?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hate it?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh, it'll be absolutely it's a no, right off the
bat without even hearing it. It'll be an immediate no,
And if I don't like it, it's only because it's me.
What's a good name if somebody else said it? If
Rachel and Sales says I don't like that name, oh
you're right, that's a stupid name.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Jeffrey, what would you like to call the show today
the Freddy Leftovers?
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Honestly, I don't know, because, like I said, you're the
you know this is your dream. Well, what I'm saying
is that I thought girl Gab because it's gonna be
kind of like our girls. I'm the only guy I
thought that would be a pretty, you know, a good
fit and whatnot. Everyone's got their opinions. You may or
may not agree with them. So JLR and the Girls
is immediately better.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well you're not a part of it, okay, Hey.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, it's not the greatest. We can work on it.
I'm just saying, girl Gab doesn't make sense. There's Jeffreys
there with JLR. Girl Gab with JLR. She just didn't
make any sense because he's not a girl. It's a
bad name. Move on, come up with a better name.
Mike Rights. Crystal said she would do a Victoria's Secret
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ad if she had a few weeks to prep. Hypothetically,
would do she do a twelve page calendar shoot right
now in a two piece bikini bathing suit in exchange
for a brand new Jeep Rubicon any color of her choice,
no strings attached. Twelve month calendar, two piece bikini in
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each for each month, but you get a brand new car?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
How much did one of those rubicons cost? Five?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's expensive? So would you do that, Doug for a
new vehicle?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You know how I hate you on my body?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And does it have to be a two piece?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I would do it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, yead her, I know that you don't believe you.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
That is because it's saving her seventy five thousand.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Money grubber, but she also wears potato shacks to cover
up her body.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I do.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
I will say if I could have my friend Steve,
who's done all of our calendars.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
What where's the sound effect where I didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Say his last name, Bacarella. I did not say that.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
But if Steve is Notrella's way to bad talk slots,
so we tried to googles that wouldn't even work.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
She's a talk slot co host Steve Bcherella Talk Slow.
I call him if I could have Steve shoot it,
I would do a talk slot.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I got it. I would do a bikini photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay, sure she would pay.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Okay, I mean you could probably do you think you'd
sell enough to buy the rubicon?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I don't know how many people have to pay people
to take it off my hands. I got a guy
like that time that I ordered too many What did
I ordered's cookbook? Oh my god, I was inundata with cookbooks.
I had cookbooks coming out my ears for years because
I I ordered so many of his cookbooks. They kept
telling me I had an idea. I placed the initial
(26:11):
order and I go, you know what, here's how many
cookbooks are going to sell, probably, and I put in
that order and then they go, you know, for just
a little bit more, you can get double the number
of whatever, And I go, geez, oh, why stamped that? Unfortunately, no,
they didn't the way I'm hearing, the way you're just
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reading it, and then they go and then and then
they go, oh, by the way, you could just double
that for like another fifty dollars. And at that point
you go, why that's another fifty bucks? Why not? Why
wouldn't I do that? Of course, and well, now I've
ended up with four or ten times the number of
cookbooks that I had originally wanted to order. And I
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I just, I mean, I could have been using those
as kindling in the fireplace for the next twenty years
because I was just, I was swamped with cookbooks. Eventually
we got rid of them all over over years. But
I learned my lesson, don't don't do that again. Rubicon
is a little cheaper than I thought. Rovers It's only
sixty four thousand.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, So I got a contact that could.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Hook you up, Tim writs yo Over. I believe Snitzer
is going to Vegas this weekend coming up. Depending on
how long he will be gone, he could plan a
layover in Colorado and see Flock of Seagulls at the
Stanley Hotel November first, A week without one liners from
Papa Snitz would be hard, but it should be a
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great show. So well, Flock of Seagulls one of the
bands from from Snitzer growing up?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I ran? I believe was that them? That was that
Flock of Seagulls? And I ran ran so far Flock
of Seagulls. Sure, I know we don't have Snitzer, another
one of Stinzer's bands, one of the guys passed away.
(28:06):
I'm sure will have that coming up in the Shizzy.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
But it is block of seagulls.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Mike writes, Rover, can you please conduct a dating game
for Dougie, something like a dial a date with your
show broadcast two different markets. There has to be three
or four guys from the listening area that would sign up.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So out of all the potential men listening to the
show right now, every mail that's listening, this guy suspects
we might be able to get three or four guys.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
We're lucky that might out there for me.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Call it a Thursday hook Up Dougie Edition. I'm okay, honey,
all right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight sixty six, yo over, eight sixty six nine
six seven six eight three seven. We're a little bit
late starting RMG TV today because Snitzer is not here.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The allegation was made that he sabotaged.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
When you saw me hit that button, You saw it, right,
it did button. I hit the button that I'm supposed
to hit. That's all I was told to do. You
start this program, hit this button, and you might have
loaded the program up too early. I think is just
for future reference.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
After you log into that computer, various things have to
load up. It takes a little while for the network drive,
get a while for the button thing to load up,
and then you load up order this button thing. Yeah
when if you look at the video mixer before that,
then it doesn't recognize that the buttons are attached. So right,
all right, we've got to take a break. It's our
(29:44):
first test of Charlie with his buttons back there. Will
he know how to take r MT TV to break
or not? We'll find out and we will be right
back after this. Hang on.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
We aren't saying his boys has to be registered as
a dead weapons, but.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
He has been known to kill the competition.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I'll be chilling, I'll be killing you.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Back to Rover this morning, Glory.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Jeffrey likes sitting back there in front of the sound
effects machine. Yeah, I'm trying to still getting the hang
of it. Yep. You excited for your RMG plus debut
show today with the ladies. Oh yeah, it would be
a very interesting, uh change up? What ladies are coming
in to be on the show with you? I know
I always because I know it's talking Crystal.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Oh okay, he doesn't know, okay, So honestly, beyond that,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I have some name ideas too.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
I would like to have a meeting with him to
see what he would like to name the show.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, what tricks does Jeffrey want to have on the show? Yea, Sophia,
Laura hen Who do you want? Realistically?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Realistic?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
If he gets you, get Sephie Shaper come, it'd be nice, okay.
Seffie Shafer sows not happening, not happening alright, I know, Yeah,
it would be nice to have her.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I mean, give her a take on touff You know,
we've had her twice and she was always very nice.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
You quiet? Is your mic? Tom, He's not, No, my
MIC's at now he's okay, okay, AnyWho. I would just
like girls. I just like to talk, Okay, So who
I drove Charlie.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't know. That's the whole point along.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's not the point we got to ask.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm asking because we're trying to get the people into
the show for you later.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
You're saying out of the people that he knows, yes,
who would be his dream cast exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I was like that, see if we can have our
frigualin sales.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Coming, oh okay, okaya or Amy from promotions.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Amy from promotions. Okay, what about that the new girl
in sales? I say new girl, but she's been here
for the one that just kept hitting on for yeah right,
oh yeah right right, was just hanging out by her
desk for like three months straight.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Curtis told me that he's never talked to Jeffrey so
much because on his way to go talk to Ashley,
he has to try to make it seem like he's
not walking directly to her, so he always stops by
curtis desk for about ten seconds to say.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Curtis smalls, Curtis balls and he says that and then
Ye immediately moves on.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
So he asked to buddy, he does want to make
a b line straight to that woman. He wants to
go right by the guy before this woman worked here.
Jeffrey never said one word to Curtis the sales.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Guy, but I will, I will say so. Uh and
to his credit, he has had got me some good
appearances back in back, back in the day. Okay, I
give you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Credit for that. I always to make sure I want
Rachel and Amy. Who else if you can't kill them.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
I don't know if the new sales girl would want
to be with us. If she, if she does have merey,
you can to ask her. Let's see, she's not, you know,
busy with her own work. I don't want to be
a distraction to that.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
A J.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
And Rochester says, when is Dougie going to be receptive
to finding a man? If she's going to be married
one day, like she says she is, then there needs
to be something to start off that process. Dougie, when
are you going to be receptive to it?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I will find a man on my terms, not based
on Rover my ex fiance trying to get me ex lover,
ex lover trying to get me a date.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I'm good, Mike is how to go.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Out on a date with you? He says, I'll take
Dougie to dinner. She's cute, So what do you say?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm okay, Mike, I appreciate you, but thank you a J.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
In Rochester, Douche is completely non receptive to the idea.
What Bruno says, were over You're out of your mind.
I hate Dougie, and I would buy a calendar if
she's in a two piece bikini, everyone would buy it.
A lot of Dougie haters would like to buy that calendar,
And Disaster says a two piece bikini calendar shoot of
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Douche would be the same as opening the arc of
the Covenant Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Arc. So basically,
you open up this calendar, we all just look, we
turn itto skeletons or whatever. After he tells us and
Martin says, Flock of Seagulls and the Stanley Hotel in
Colorado is that it is the inspiration for the Overlook
(34:50):
Hotel in Stephen King's novel The Shining. Yeah, what does
it have to do with Flock of Seagulls though, so
they're playing there. As far as I know, Flock of
Seagulls doesn't have anything to do with The Shine, But
I don't know. I saw that there was a people
were complaining about this boss who was texting an employee
(35:11):
who was on vacation. So a guy went on vacation
and the boss sent some text messages to this person
while he was going through the airport. Now me, personally,
I'm just going to be upfront. I don't have any
issue with what this boss was saying. The boss said, Jake,
I know you were off today, but I really need
(35:32):
this sorted out before the meeting at one Where are
the raw files? Because the guy had there was a
presentation that the boss was doing that day, and then
he didn't have the files for this presentation. So this
guy's on vacation. He goes, hey, you know I'm on vacation.
The worker says, hey, sorry, I just got off the plane.
(35:55):
The link to the raw files should be in my
handover whatever that means. It's your handover? Is this something
like if you're going on vacation. Then the boss said that, yes,
there is a link to the photos that are in
the handover, but I am unsure of how to convert them.
Any chance you can quickly do this. See that's the
(36:16):
annoying part right there, Well done prior to well because well,
probably the employee should have done it before they left.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Or your stupid boss does know how to convert a
file or open a file. That's the annoying part is
if something's really hard to get Okay, but this guy
left everything and.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
The first person the first thing this guy does.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Instead of attempting to fix the problem, he just reaches
out to the employee. Instead of attempting, how can I
convert these? Let me ask somebody else around the office
see if they can do this. The first thing he
did was Texas guy who's on vacation.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, some people are so valuable to their organization, like Schnitzer,
our video guy. He leaves and rmg TV doesn't start. Charlie,
if we needed a start sound effect, then you weren't here.
We might have to call you on vacation. Where's that long,
juicy fart sound effect that we love so much?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
But I mean no, but you make the attempt. You
try before you reach out to boy.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No you didn't.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
It's clear that guy didn't try. He just immediately goes
where's these where are these files? And he goes, it's
in the link I sent you the link. Well, I
can't open it. I don't know, download a different program.
What am I supposed to I'm supposed to walk you
through this. He'll hold your hand. It's annoying, but look, I.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Don't this seems like something that's not a long us.
And that was a quick too.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
There that was Jeffrey farning.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
The uh you know the it sounds like the boss
did try to do that though, like, hey, I don't
know how to convert these. Try a little harder.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I hate when people put no effort into fixing their
own issues at all, zero effort.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Like doucheie with any sort of computer problem, and they
just immediately go, oh, I'm trying to do my taxes. Well,
I got to this one question. I'm done. I'll just
have to call somebody else. That is so annoying to me.
But you should try a little bit. Should just try
a little bit, put some effort into fixing your own problem.
That was a good fart sound effect. That was the long,
(38:07):
juicy one, good one, Jeffrey. See Jeffrey tried, he found
he didn't even ask for any help.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Let me get this, Yes, so Rover, you believe that
the employees should be getting stuffed done even making you.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Know is yes, it's in an emergency situation or a
big presentation or something like that. I'm not asking them
to do their regular duties. I'm not asking them to do,
you know, to be on call while they're on vacation.
I'm just saying, hey, you know, sometimes the boss, your company, whatever.
You go on vacation and something that you are positioned
(38:45):
to fix or have an answer to it comes up,
and they had a big meeting, a big presentation. I
don't I don't think it's out of line to ask
the employee.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I also don't expect an answer. Yeah, maybe I won't
answer you. And that's fine too. Well, that's what I
would do. That's that's what you do. Do you don't
answer because employee.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
The mistake is that this employee answered back. Now the
employee should have done what I do. If I get
a text or a call or something like that, I
just don't reply to it if I'm on vacation, and
then I have plausible deniability. I say, oh I didn't
see that. Oh I was was out of the country.
(39:25):
I didn't have cell service or something, you know, like
whatever the key.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I think you just got a message.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh that was I thought it was maybe somebody playing
with a spoon and like glasses, and it's text message gentification.
Some phones have different ones you can use. Uh huh, okay,
well he's trying back there now.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
You get emails and I get calls all the time.
Where is this spot Rover's not answering where is he like,
you don't do anything for the company when they ask you.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That true, I have any idea what I think I do?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
They put me on all the emails because you don't
respond to any of them. So I'm the one that
then has to nag you and text you and call you.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Because you don't do your stuff. But here you're saying
that it's up to the employee to get it done
for the company. You're such a hypocrite.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I'm not a hypocrite. The employee shouldn't have answered. Once
he answered, all bets are off, and now he kind
of is obligated to help the boss. But if he
would have just ignored it and then been like, oh,
my cell phone was turned off because I was on
a plane and I didn't get this until whatever, you know,
that's that would have been the proper That would have
been the non confrontational way that I would have handled it.
(40:41):
But you know, look ridiculous. The fact of the matter is,
and I'm not saying you have to be at the
beck and call of your employer all the time, but
you know, people, sometimes it's not an everyday occurrence, but sometimes, yeah,
you might be on vacation, and sometimes somebody at the
office or your boss us might need something and you
(41:02):
want to try to accommodate that, because this is, after all,
the people who pay your bills and and and your
insurance and your livelihood and all of that.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
But you put your time in time and then you
take your time off, So leave me alone. Yeah, but
you say you put your time in.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
A lot of times people aren't really putting you know,
you're you're assuming then that this guy gets into work
at nine am and he works until five pm NonStop. No,
there's a lot of dicking around thought during the day.
So what my office time?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
You can.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Give a little bit back to the company if they
have an emergency giving me showing up.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
That's me and you pay me in exchange for that.
That's it. The end of our relationship. We're not friends.
We're not it's a company. You're not friends with the
company bosses.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
They call you all the time. You don't answer them. Yes,
you're not friends.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
You're not friends with the laws, have any Yeah, I'm
not friends because to help him out, I don't want to.
They would never help you out in a second. At
any point would they think what would Rover think? Can
out can we help him think the same way? Back
to them, I answer there, I mean I I took
calls yesterday from well, no, it does not benefit me
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times yesterday and.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
He knows you're not answering no no.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I picked up and then I told him, I, God,
I don't know what you're talking about. And then he called,
there's a very weird situation. There's like this, uh, and
there's an AM radio station that is somewhere out west
and they are a conservative talk radio station. I'm talking,
(42:46):
I'm talking real conservative. They have Alex Jones on the
station and they have on the error. Yeah. Yeah, I
didn't know he was. I didn't know either. I think
there most radio companies aren't aren't airing him. I thought
he was just on the internet. But this is like,
this is a strange radio company and station, and so
Alex Jones is on. They do have a Jesus show
(43:07):
that's on there. They have all this you know, uh,
you name it, they have it. But it's it's very
very very very uh far right leaning. And they I
got an email from this radio station a few weeks
ago and they go, hey, we're interested. The owner wants
to put your show on in the morning. I just
didn't even no, I didn't even let's infiltrate. I just
(43:30):
didn't have I'm not I'm not going to even reply
to this. And so then Igor Beaver got a bunch
of phone calls and voicemails yesterday from this radio station.
They go, hey, uh, we're trying to get the show clock,
which means when we go on a commercial and that
kind of stuff, we're going that deep information. Well, it
(43:51):
got a step further. They called the satellite company that
there's a company that runs that that carries the show
a satellite to our affiliates, And they called the satellite
company and they somehow not quite sure how, they got
the satellite company to authorize their receiver to to to
(44:12):
turn on, you have to unlock it for a specific
radio stations receiver. They got the satellite company to unlock it.
So they're like now receiving the show, and they're like, oh,
we're gonna we're gonna do a dry run, like a
test with this tomorrow morning, Friday morning. I don't think
they were gonna put us on the air. And then
I think they were gonna try and put us on
the air Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
Who okay, is it an iheartstation?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
No? No, it's just never had them. How could somebody
just be like, we're gonna take your show? They well,
they can't. That's that's what's so bizarre about the whole thing.
And so so Eager Beaver's like, what do you want
me to do with this? And he talked to them
and he's like, hey, you don't you know where do
you have an agreement in place, like with Rover's company?
And they're like no, and you won't call us back, right,
(44:55):
So I guess somehow they sweet talked to satellite company
into into unlocked it and they were just going to
put the show on, and Eagor Beaver no, they should
pay attention. Eagor Beaver was like, what do you want
me to do? Do you want me to call the
satellite company turn off their receiver? I said, no, Let's
see what happens. Let's ride this out. I would be
(45:18):
very interested to hear what would happen. People's brains would
explode when they hear Chocolate Charlie on on here and Snitzer,
the two lib tards as as they're known on the show,
No Offense Charlie. But could you imagine you on this guy,
if I remember correctly, really voted for the hell out
of Kamala Harris right, Well, their name's Kamala, not coming
(45:40):
you stay right? So uh did I you didn't? Well,
maybe I didn't vote for anybody. Maybe I didn't vote
for Kamala or or the Donalds. Mean, now's the times
start playing your Alex Jones drops. You have a bunch
of their just type his name in. So I don't
(46:00):
know if we would really fit in on that radio station. However,
I would be interested to see what happens. Let's start
on drift. Let's start the right wing grist.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Frog.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
So you think that we would infiltrate the right wing
and we would slowly take over. No, no, nev no, no,
let's change everything about ourselves. So so you're telling me
like to get that money. I keep hearing that, who
are the guys that took over for Rush Limbaugh's like
two guys. Is it Clay and bother or something? I
(46:34):
think that's their names. I don't know who they are,
Clay and the turd Gobbler. But one of the guys
keep saying, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave and it's it's
part of a contract negotiation. But so maybe we can
position ourselves to take over some of those stations, Charlie.
But you have to start coming in here. Here's what
I think you need to do, because this is a
(46:55):
big this is a big money making opportunity. You know,
this is a growing you have to have. I know, people,
if you read my email and text messages, you would
you love to see some of these texts and emails
that come in because you should see how the same topic,
the same subject, the same day. I will get people.
You stupid maga son of a bitch. I can't believe
(47:17):
you're a Donald Trump boot liquor, you pussy gez, followed
by thirty seconds later, you stupid lib trd. You don't
know what you're talking about. Your day is gonna come
and we're gonna take you out and blah blah blah. Seriously,
this is I mean, these are people listening to the
same thing, but they are so indoctrinated into the into
(47:38):
their belief now. So there. But what I was going
to say is we are sort of, you know, we
we kind of have a difference of opinions on the
show and we kind of cover a fairly wide range
of viewpoints. But that's not where the money is. The
big money is take out, stake out a claim. You're
far right or you're far not money in the far left.
(48:00):
There's no money in the far left. Those people you
don't know any of those names. Who's a far left person? Yeah,
because they're not singing all the supplements, the brain power pills.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
So we need to go far right then we can
get that money. Do you know many of those people
exist that just make so much money?
Speaker 1 (48:15):
How much? How many emergency meal packs, survival kits on
the RMS or whatever, mr I V M R E.
I love it so so, Charlie, what what I'm saying
is we could stay out of claim on the far
right and we could infiltrate their space. We could take
(48:38):
over some affiliate stations. But in order to do that,
you have to play the part. So starting on Monday,
you have to start showing up wearing a a bow
tie and a sport coat. From now on, well, I'm
just basically dress up. Kid Rock dressed when he went
to go visit the president. I remember, if you remember
that outfit, it is awesome.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
He looks like Evil Knieval basically Evil knievels sort of
jumpsuit every day with the flag I think will be
really good.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
But wait a second, So, but do the same people
criticize Lelenski how he showed up for a White House mating,
but Kid Rock can show up literally wiping his ass
with the American Well, that's what's amazing.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
The hypocrisy doesn't actually matter. Here is Kid Rock at
the White Let me how to where is this? I
lost my thing?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh? There is nineteen You see, this doesn't even where everybody.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
White and blue?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Right, it does look like Evil Knievel or something getting
ready to you know, like he's in some sort of
cartoon Fourth of July parade there. Okay, so that's that's
going to be your stick. Well, the bigger, you know,
the bigger the American flag, lapel pin or whatever it signifies,
the bigger patriots you are. So, uh, he's really taking
(49:54):
it to an extreme there, So I am no. I
think what they did to the kackerbarrel logo is on
American It was BS And I absolutely love that Trump
is taking wrecking ball to the side of the White House.
I think that's awesome. I love what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
I love these demolishing the entire left wing after telling
us he wasn't going to do it. And I also
love that the taxpayers are going to pay for Wait,
he's going to pay for it in Google and everybody.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
I think that's awesome. I think that kicks ass. Sure
we're selling sponsorships for the White House. That's that's the
right love to do. Mark Zuckerbery will have a stake
in the White House. I think that's so cool and smart. Also,
cannot wait until we blow up some more venezuela and speedboats.
The only people were saving it every day by doing that, Rover,
two hundred and fifty million people a day were saving
(50:39):
because that ventoel will be on our streets. Does that
count as one of the wars ended? If not market
as a number nine tenth world? Okay, end of the
drug war? We've won. Okay, I've got to take a break.
We'll be right back with the shizzy the news on
the All American Patriot Front Rover Front. You don't want
to go Patriot Front. I think that is like a
(51:00):
white supremacist group, one of the Stormfront. I thought, No,
Patriot Front.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
Is the guys that wear the white masks and blue polos.
Speaker 1 (51:07):
I think hold on, let me just make sure. I
don't think you want to be white nationalists organizations. Well,
we're a bunch of well you can, well you could
say various things, but then you then you deny it.
We're just boys, We're proud of our heritage. Here, we'll
be right back. Hey, guys,
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