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Rover has not liked a movie in years. The three places JLR wants to see in New York City. Does Christa track Charlie's whereabouts? Bill Belichick. A fight on the football field led to cops pepper spraying players from the opposing team. 

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover in my manliness usually I almost put my pans
Charlie show Man.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, I'll be.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Streaming on Rover Radio dot com.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Good morning, what's happening? It is Friday, October tenth, twenty
twenty five. Good morning, gets Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover.
Dougie is here. Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi,
Bristol is here. Hello, Snitzer is here. Amen, and mister
Jeffriela Laroche is in the firebox. Yo, Yo, you were

(01:51):
with us as well. Eight six six yo, Rover is
the number eight six six ninety sixty seven six eighty
three seven. That's how you reach your sell Give us
call at that number. You get text to said that
number that comes into the studio in real time. But
the best way you give us call eight six six
nine sixty seven six eight three seven. I'll get to
your email here in just a moment. I'm loading it

(02:12):
up over here right now. Sorry I walked. I'm sitting
in my office. I didn't realize I had a time.
Just pass me by.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
What's going on to your voice?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh you have a cold?

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Are you sick? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Apparently she doesn't pay attention to you know that what
I say during the show, what and are you sick?
I have been sick, but because of my fearless dedication
the craft of doing a talk show, I am here
with bells on.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Are you getting worse? Are you getting worse.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
The sewer gas? Yeah, this is is definitely related to
sewer gas for sure. No, I don't think I'm getting worse.
I feel okay, but I guess my voice is going.
Is that what's happening here?

Speaker 5 (02:58):
It sounds more nasily than you normally.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
He's not dumber than you normally do so I'll be
perfect timing for today's game.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't know if the official title of the game
is are You Dumber than Dougie? But that is what
we can call it today. But he says, today's contest
is as excited as I've been for a show since
tax return season. He can't wait to see how stupid
douche turns out to be.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
I just got my taxes done. Crazy is that I
had an extension?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh? Your extension? Maybe even you might have had an
extra extension because because of the government shutdown, Right, they
can't process anything right now, so I don't know. So
later on the show, we're going to have some contestants
come in and face off against Dougie to see. These

(03:52):
are people who believe that they are smarter than douche,
who pull out their hair every time they hear Dougie
do the news, and they scream at their radio saying
this stupid, dumb broad And now they're going to be
here to prove that they are way more intelligence and
superior to do. Do you do anything last night to

(04:14):
prepare mental exercises? Oh no, I didn't didn't think of that.
I didn't even remember.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
The Probably what should I have done?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I would have just looked over current news? I guess doesn't.
Does Joe Rogan have any brain supplements or something? She
could have taken a brain two point zero take something?
You didn't do anything? Alobah, let's see here.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Let me read you some you're like bothered by that?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I got this bothered at all?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
What should I should do something? Now? What do I do?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh? No, no, I guess I guess. I think any
sort of smart person would do a little bit of exercise,
like brain exercises. I don't remember when we were doing
the Battle for Britain, Charlie and Crystal, they started researching
stuff on England because I would assume that Britain trivia
would come up. Huh, why paid off?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't think anything in Britain's gonna come up with me.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Okay, well this is going to be a fun game today.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Wait Brain Exercises for Seniors.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Jennifer from Saint Louis Rights, yo're over. Surely you've thought
of this, but with all the pushback that iHeart gives you,
instead of putting your time, energy and money into fixing
up that cubicle you guys work out of, why not
just finish the two years left under your contract, leave
our iHeart, build out your own studio to your exec
liking where it could be all custom, and have another

(05:47):
company pick you up. You have enough backing and following
to carry yourself away from MY Heart. You would actually
be able to have guests and artists, and you'd be
able to have fun challenges and games. Look at some
of the podcasts that are out there who have their
own studios. They make a ton of money. At this

(06:07):
stage in your career, you sell yourself short. Staying with
iHeart they don't value you like they should. I think
everyone on RMG would make more money being picked up
by another company. This seems like common sense. Why are
you not doing it? Well, we'll see, we'll see what

(06:29):
the future holds. I don't know. Maybe we'll just disappear
one day. You'll just never hear from just telling this
to somebody yesterday, actually somebody here it. I heard a
manager and I said, I might just disappear one day.
You guys will never hear from me again. And they
please don't, please, please don't rover. I don't know. Listen,

(06:51):
I you know I have nothing against iHeart. They put
a lot of red tape onto these things. I mean,
that's what really blows is once you put your mind
to something. You know, we've been talking about the studio
for years, like what is what's the problem here? Like
I would have just had it done if I were
in charge. You don't need to jump through all these hoops.

(07:13):
That is what is very frustrating to me is having
to answer to anybody. Now, can we make as much
money as we do for I don't know, I'm not
going to say that. Who knows. I don't know what
the economics are I see that some of these podcasts,
and I'm not even talking about gigantic ones. We mentioned
Joe Rogan earlier, you know, those that are making a fortune.

(07:35):
But you know something more towards what we're I mean,
we're they I see these these numbers from my heart
and they we are there number one radio podcast that
they have. So anyway, I don't know what the economics

(07:57):
of that are. Who knows the way that they tell
their investors, they go, oh, my god, the money is
flowing and digital revenue is up six trillion percent, and
oh things are so rosy. And then they tell us,
they go, you know, we're not making any money. We
gotta let this guy go. Yeah, exactly. So I don't

(08:21):
know who knows what the future holds. Howard Rides were over.
You need to get a second opinion on your shoulder.
Here's why my dad retired from Honda with thirty two years.
Last few years he had to have rotator surgery on
both shoulders. He had a guy, a doctor down in
Columbus do them. On the second shoulder, the MRI showed

(08:43):
two small tears. When the doctor opened them up, it
was one big tear, one small tear, and the bicep
muscle bicep muscle tore from the bone. During one of
the appointments, the doctor asked if he went to any
physical therapy on his shoulders since then said yes. They
made me and the doctor told them, most of the time,
physical therapy makes it worse, So go get a second

(09:03):
opinion before you do anything. This guy says, yeah, I've
been dealing with this shoulder thing, and now there's just
something in my gut that tells me that that's not
the right answer. Not even my gut, my arm. When
I was going to physical therapy, which I did diligently
for two months, it is making it worse. And now

(09:25):
that I've stopped physical therapy for approximately three or four weeks,
it's gotten slightly better. Now the range of motion hasn't
done anything, but the pain has decreased. Jesse, writes Rover,

(09:45):
one of the biggest official Aftermath movie recommendations A letdown
from Charlie and Sninzer was one battle after another. It
was cringe corny and filled with conveniences. Has a lib Hard.
I found this movie to be just playing bad. Now

(10:06):
I understand why Mary from Saint Louis loves it. Tries
too hard to make women look like badasses, which comes
off as very fake and cringey. A movie that really
makes women look badass without trying so hard, as Death
Proof Watch That instead. One battle after another uses the
word pussy a million times throughout the movie, which is
probably where Mary got her idea of saying pussy and

(10:29):
pussy can every time she calls any only good part
was Leonardo DiCaprio. He never disappoints. So please don't watch
this movie, Rover, you will hate it. You think I'll
hate that movie, Charlie, you gave it a ten out
of ten. Will you hate everything? I don't think there's
a single movie you like. Oh that's not true. No,

(10:50):
not in the last decade. I don't think you've named
I don't think you could name one movie in a
decade that you thought was great. Maybe that might be true. Yeah,
do you hate everything? So I don't know if you
like it, I hate it. I just I'm indifferent with
a lot of movies. I get done watching him and
I go, well, I'm saying so most things, the most
things you hate. There's no movie you love, So I

(11:11):
don't know. I mean ten out of ten, though, that
sounds like a pretty strong recommendation. Yeah, yeah, what is
it on Run Tomatoes now? Yeah, I know I thought
it was great. This person Snitz, what did you say?
That was really good? Yeah? I give an eight but
it's not a ten, but it was really good. Leo
was awesome. Yeah, he was great. It was awesome. Pen

(11:33):
was awesome. Sean Penn was really good. You hate him,
you like him? I don't know, and it's just not
like to me, doesn't know. It's not like Sean Penn character.
It's just a it's this old military guy m eighty
five percent audience score and ninety five percent critics score. Wow,
I bet Penn that's probably a fake news. Sean Penn smells.

(11:57):
It makes you think he's.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Just always smoke.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
He's always smoking. He was in that documentary for Charlie Sheen. Yeah,
can't even do an interview with out smoking like constantly.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, you know that Charlie Sheen documentary. The I think
there was two episodes. The first one I thought was
better this I kid, I don't know. I got done
with that and I was like it started out strong,
but I don't know. I thought I liked the first
episode better than the second I think, Nate writes, good morning, Rover,
I love the show. My girlfriend and I are headed

(12:32):
overseas to Germany, London, Paris of France. We're looking for
advice on things to do while we're in any of
those locations, especially Germany. We leave in a few weeks.
I'm a last minute planner, just like you. Thanks for
the help and any advice you can give. You and
Charlie are awesome. Well, Nate, my advice is do what

(12:52):
I do. Take mister Jeffrey Allen of Roque with you.
He's a real riot in Germany. In fact, if you
take Jeffrey and his wife, he could take them to
a strip club and watch Jeffrey. What did he do
in the script club? He did? Oh, what did that
stripper do to you?

Speaker 7 (13:13):
I think took a swig of my the beer or
whatever I always drinking, and dropped it into my mouth
or something like that, spit it from her mouth into
his mouth, and yeah and yeah, and that way wasn't
maryor Lizards was not too thrilled about that.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
I really people ask me for recommendations on stuff, and
maybe my brain is like doozies. It's shriveled. Up to
the size of a raisin. But they'll ask me. They'll go, oh,
I'm going to Miami. What should I do? I go?
I don't know. I think about it too. I think
about it. What would I recommend? I? I don't know. Hell,

(13:51):
I have a hard enough time when I place this
figuring out what to do? Does be too make the
plans as my wife does, so like we're going to
Vegas soon? Yeah, I don't. She just gives me a list. Okay,
you just go wherever. She No.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I would like a great planet, but as but there
is too much.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I have some some some people that I know, relatives
of mine and other people that I know, they do
too much. Like it's constant. Yeah, Like we went we
were in La We went to Paramount and I don't
know what time. We got there, at nine o'clock in
the morning or whatever. And we're there for five hours
or something. And then afterwards we just like I wasn't

(14:31):
feeling great. We go back to the hotel and I'm like,
I got to lay down. I'm not feeling so hot.
Like other people, they go, Okay, well we left here.
We sure we got here at nine am. Now it's
now it's one o'clock, we have to go to the
zoo now and we'll be there for four hours, followed
by play or whatever. I mean, it's just that's too much.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I mean, I've always wanted to My wife and I
we pitched this idea around if I had the money,
I wanted to visit New York City. And there's like,
there's like three principal places I want to see New
York City or well I would not want to see.
But does she wants to see one? She wants to
see the New York City Art Museum. I would like
to see the US as in the Trumpet. We both
like to see the nine eleven Memorial Museum. And hopefully

(15:17):
you have the opportunity to eat at the uh the
diner that's the all the restaurant scenes in the Seinfeld
take place, and visit the bar that they filmed the
video for the song jump around by House of Pain.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
So the three things that you want to do are
actually five.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Well, well, well three of the are something places I
want to see two or places that I want to
maybe eat at.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Ah, And you've never watched an episode of Seinfeld.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's not true, is it true?

Speaker 7 (15:46):
One episode?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
How do you. How does he How is that possible?
It is awesome. I don't know if it's possible. He's
also claimed he never heard of Jimmy Henry Song, so
I don't know about his reliability. Speaking of JLR, Ana
writes Yo Rover, I stopped to get a couple of
groceries at a local grocery store and I found this
has JLR branched out into wine making. Oh look at this.

(16:17):
Oh that's a purchase right there. Now this is uh
this is laroque cabernet franc How you say that, fronc France.
I don't know, uh c. The car car carcass, carcass

(16:39):
smells like a carcass, is what that translates to Jeffrey.
Now we know that you have an empire of Jeff's
jackshacks around the not only around the country, but around
the world. His secret source of wealth. Now he doesn't
fess up to this. Why because he's a tax evader.

(17:00):
He's like al Capone. He doesn't want to the government
to take his cash. So a lot of his jackshak's
deal in cash. She doesn't report that income. So I
understand why he's a little bit hesitant to tell us
that he owes. I believe you're up to two hundred
and fourteen locations of Jeff's Jackshack. Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
And plus that is not the correct spelling of my
last name.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, you don't want to have this exact same spelling
for tax reasons. You can't find you know. Yep, but
that's that's not my name. I mean, there are probably
other lyrics all over the world. I'm not related to
any of them. Probably succession with my dad and my grandfather.
You're not related to.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Dad?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Are you sure you related to your dad? I don't
know your brother.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Well, well, well my core family you like my dad,
my brother's my mom, Well, my mom's maiden name was Steiner,
but my dad's last name though.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Either way, your mother's maiden name was stein Er. What
was your first name?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Stop, Jeffrey, what street.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Whatever? Just asking curious in the future as a kid,
who why we couldn't mind the unclaimed funds. It's underneath
the other broke or somebody used Steiner and Fluffy or whatever.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
They used the European version of my first name, which
is Geo Jeoffrey.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
Anyhow, the c is missing out of that out of
that name so my name has a C in it.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
This one doesn't. Jeffrey did have his own collection of
wines back in the day. I don't know whatever happened
to that.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Some of that stuff I wonder I sometimes I wonder
that because we had it prominently displayed in the old
in the old studios.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
It might have gone an auction when we left our
old studio. A lot of that stuff off from the
old studio, my understanding. I'm sure we have a picture
of Those were great though, but he had a whole
vineyard that he had really crafted some fine wines from.
Let's see Scooter rites. Hey, Rover, Dougie mentioned you might

(19:13):
need to have your testosterone checked, but I bet you don't.
It's a fact that male pattern baldness is also related
to a high testosterone load. I had mind tested for
the hell of it. It came back at seven twenty,
which I guess is spot on, but eight hundred is perfect.
His hair is thinning, he says. I suspected my testosterone

(19:36):
was fine because I still want sex every other day,
and on the days I don't get it, I will
rub one out. Well, thank you for the info. Scooter.
Charlie obviously has super low tea because he said in
the past he only had sex about every ten days.
I feel sorry for his girlfriend, but maybe that's the
way that she prefers it. Anyway, have a good one.

(20:00):
The scooter says every ten days. I would say, now,
I'm not in Charlie's bedroom, but if I were a
betting man, I would say that every ten days is
way more frequently than Charlie's actually going at it. But hey,
what do I know Now? I don't know if he
has low tee. I don't know if that has anything

(20:21):
to do with it. But he's also on a I
don't know, one of those medications that I think that
sort of makes your sex drive go down. That's one
of the side effects. Kelly writes Rover. It's a short letter.

(20:47):
I know, well, I'm but well, I didn't get to
this email yesterday and I had Dougie must have been
messing around with the emails for some reason.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I did them before I did him early this morning.
So I'm not messing with anything.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Oh, yes, you're messing with something, because let me just
close this out. I had there was a specific Yeah,
they were in a specific order, but she must have
moved some of these out let's see here. Well, anyway,
hello Rover and team. Kelly says, I can tell you

(21:24):
why Jeffrey is slurping all the time.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Now.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
The reason I am reading it this way is because
I had an email previous to this one that would
have set up his slurping. Somebody was complaining about his slurping,
so it would have made sense to have the answer
to the slurping.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
But you didn't get to it, and it wasn't. Okay,
That's why I leave one slurping email in and not
the other. But regardless, UH got it, So thank you, dus.
Jeffrey has been slurping a lot. Have you guys noticed
that or you guys aware of this?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yes? Not stop Jeffrey. Are you aware of your slurping? Yeah?
You who you are? Well?

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah, no that regardless of like I said, I've been
brushing my There's one day this week I forgot to
brush my teeth, but the day this morning I did
brush my teeth. So you're not really hearing it now
as I'm talking. Why are you shaking your head, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
This is what he did. He was slurping, I don't know. Wednesday.
In the aftermath and then we're like, white, stop slurping.
He's like, I brushed my teeth today.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
And then they're like, okay, that's.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
A very strange thing to just say out of nowhere.
And then I went, did you brush your teeth? Then
he goes, no, I didn't brush my teeth today, but
I did brush my teeth yesterday. So I don't know
what he's linking for some reason, brushing his teeth and slurping.
It's contacts what he sounds like. Yeah, well, Kelly has
an answer for that. I can tell you why Jeffrey

(22:49):
is slurping all the time. It's because he's taking a
water pill and not drinking enough water. It makes his
saliva thick and he slurps it. He needs to drink
a full eight ounces of water with that pill in
the morning and then continue with at least twenty four
ounces more throughout the day. That's not a lot of water,
but week old coffee doesn't count it. Jeffrey has actually had,

(23:13):
Like Jeffrey will leave a coffee. I'm not a coffee drinker.
I've never had a cup of coffee in my entire life,
so I don't know exactly what it would be like
but Jeffrey will drink a cup of coffee that's been
left out for a week sometimes, like if he leaves
here on a Friday and then maybe we take a
full week off, and then when we come back, that

(23:33):
half drunk cup of coffee is there. He'll just pick
it up and start drinking it like nothing, and it
does not face him at all. Now it really grosses
you guys out as coffee drinkers. What would that be
if he drank week old coffee.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
It's disgusting, it's mud, it's starting to mold, it's nasty.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
Well, it's not refrigerated, it's just left out.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
It's not as bad as like a pepsi unless we'll
depends on what he has in his coffee. The coffee
is nothing in it, it's still pretty gross. But if
he have sugar or milk in it, sugar, oh, he definitely.
I think he does sugar.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
One cream, one sugar, so that only one little thing
of cream we called milk left.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I mean, that's what you're drinking. So it's the grossest
thing you could drink. That's nasty. Actually got actually that
got this cup this morning, Good Steve, you're on Rover's
Morning Glory. Good morning, Steve yellow Rover. How's it going.
What's happening? Hey, you guys were briefly talking about TV
shows and movies. I want to get your take on

(24:38):
the ed Gean Show, if you guys have watched it.
Let's see, I have not watched this on Netflix, right,
I have not. I always thought it was egg gain.
It's a game gain whatever game. How you say the
guest name, it is usually like a serial killer. I
guess the original serial killer? The original one? Well, I
know to coin the name serial killer after him, I believe. Well,

(25:01):
I have not seen that show, but it's pretty good.
If you like damer show. It's really long for no reason.
I will say that it's eight episodes of a guy
making skin suits, making making lamp shades out of skin.
You've sold Netflix eight episodes. You have to drag it out.
I just a lot of weird flashing backs of what's

(25:23):
going on, what's not going on. It's a little too
much of that m because you're like, is this happening
or is this not happen? Is this in his mind?
And I have one episode left, and I will say that,
really I fell asleep a Christal was watching and I
saw the last scene, the very last scene. This is
a straight up people are complaining that one battle left
or another one was the complain about it that it's

(25:43):
going to incite violence, LIMBRD violence. This is a straight
up tribute to a serial killer. At the end, they're going,
look at this he did. We wouldn't have Texas Chainsaw
massak or if we didn't have that gene. We wouldn't
have say Psycho, if we didn't have ed gene. And
then there's we wouldn't have Silence of the Lambs. Oh

(26:05):
look what a great what a because of him we
have this. The very last scene really blew my mind
that that's how they ended it. I don't know what
led up to that last scene. Maybe it's a little different,
but a little long, still interesting. But Charlie Hunam is
fabulous as Yeah, he's a great actor. I did because
it's the lead guy from Sons of Anarchy. I watched

(26:26):
two episodes I didn't realize was him. Chris writes, Charlie
was talking on the aftermath, which, by the way, if
you do not subscribe to RMG plus, you're missing out
on the aftermath. And today we all stick around for
the Friday Leftovers on RMG Plus. You can sign up
for RMG Plus on the website Roverradio dot com and

(26:47):
then you can watch or listen live there or with
the Rover Radio app on your phone, your tablet, or
your TV. But sign up for Plus there on the
website roverradio dot com and we'll join you over there.
After the main show today with the Friday Leftover, Charlie
was talking on the aftermath about how his girlfriend knows
when he left the house when he went to get
a haircut. Does his girlfriend have him on Life three

(27:09):
sixty or some other GPS app? If so, what a bitch.
I would never allow my girl to know where I
am at all times. I don't have anything to hide,
but I don't want anyone to track me. Sounds like
you do.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Sounds like he definitely do.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Rovert. Do you have B two on one of these apps? Ps?
He continues on, I do have my wife and kids
on Life three sixty. What a bit, And it's a
lot easier than calling them to ask there where they are.
But Charlie is a sid bitch. So anyway, so this
little bitch is using this app. He pays for this

(27:44):
little bitch app to follow his family. Wow tush. So
he does he follow his wife and kids, but he
does not allow them to track him. Is that I
guess what he's saying. And so I don't pay for
one of those apps. Not a little bitch sent little
bitch when I opened my door. It says door opened

(28:05):
and it goes off on her phone. So that's how
she knew that you left I so I don't. I
don't use it. I do share each other's location just
on Google Maps. I share my location with a lot
of people. I don't share my location with anyone other
than my wife. Well a little bitch, I have heard.
I know I am a bitch, and I tell you

(28:25):
why I do that. It's totally well yeah, because I say,
simp bitch. I it's it's so she knows where I am.
So her other gaggle of guys that can get done
running a train on her before I get home. She's like, okay, guys,
you got twenty minutes to finish up next. I don't
see any problem with it. Yeah, once it's easier for me.

(28:48):
That's why I do it. Is so that is so
I don't have she just if she wants to know
where I am. She just looks. She doesn't text me,
where are you? When are you going to be back?
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Talk?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah, it's just it's just easier on me. That's why
I do it. Charlie said that she knew that he
was leaving because the door said open. Whatever thendn't you
say goodbye? Choose at work in the meeting in the house?
Get his wave. She's in the office, which is which

(29:20):
is her living room? It's not, it's the bedroom. But
I guess I could. I guess I could walk in
in the middle of her zoom meeting and go bye,
I gotta go. I just want to look at my handcut.
It's weird. Do you go to your wife's work every
day and say I'm leaving? No? But I couldn't I
think good bye to her when she leaves. What if

(29:42):
she's in the middle of a meeting in the house.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
She's not, But if she if she was, all would
in a meeting and I'm working.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
A hand up sign, you know, like a wave. It's nonverbal,
nonverbal leaving the cam pointing towards the door where she's
at all right, so I'd have to poke my head
in the door. Everybody in the meeting will go, what's
that guy? What's going on? It would stop whatever meeting's
going on, because I've done it before. Where She's like,
why did you walk in the middle of my meeting
with no shirt on? About it? So I just She

(30:15):
also knew where I was going because she made the
appointment for my haircut, so oh, okay, well it's not
like I just escaped. And then she's like, where is he?
If I just left out of nowhere, it'd be weird.
She was surprised because I left. She made it the
appointment for five fifteen. The haircut place is downtown, so
I left at four thirty. She goes, why'd you leave
so early? And I go, it's oh, first of all,

(30:36):
I think it was the wild card game. Shit, you
should have said to meet my other bitch? What of it?
I'm not simp I'm not simple. I'm going to go
screw other women. I've got to take a break. Eight
six section Yo, Rover will be right back. Hang on.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like he's full of heartache, misery, failures, rovers, morning glory.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
This is bad in every since.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Go back to the show. Try not to kill yourself. Dougie,

(31:19):
how you feeling today? Are you feeling smart?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Huh? Ugi is going to go up against now, she's
gonna go up Are you dumber than Dougie? But I
really kind of had the idea that if people call
in and they think Dougie is so stupid, or they
hate Dougie and they want to prove how much smarter
they are than Dougie. But this could be said of
anyone on the show. Sometimes you will will say, Rover,

(31:51):
you're an idiot. You are an idiot, much smarter than you, Rover.
I'd love to see that challenge. I mean, I don't think,
I just think we'll do it for everyone on the show.
Event really, yes, why not?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
So we'll start with you. Oh, you set the bar
real low.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Do you think the people that are coming in studying, Like,
I'm really really bothered by Charlie.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Asking me earlier if I study, what do you study?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Oh? I don't. I don't think you have to study.
You have such a wealth of knowledge up there in
that huge cogent of yours.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I mean, anybody who's heard the shizziest comes they need
to be blown away by your smarts.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
It comes in and goes out really fast.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Let's see. Oh, I'm reading some text messages here, Kenny,
wait no, and now hold on stand by it now.
Dana says sound and video are out of sync on
r mg TV. I wonder if that if it just
needs to be, does our MGTV need to be? Maybe
we need to restart the streamer or something so we
can do that. Just have to probably have to do

(32:57):
that during the commercial break. Every now and then something
goes crazy with that. Let me see what people are
writing here. Yeah, audio and video out of sink. A
lot of people are saying that audio and video out
of sink. Okay, well we can fix that.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Feel bad, douche because a lot of people think I'm
the biggest dune on the show because I'm fact checked
all the time.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yes, so don't feel bad.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Okay, we're in this together. Maybe you can help me
be smart.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Two of us you can do because I remember you
saying that you're smarter than me, So I think you
got it.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Okay, thank you, I say, I didn't even remember that.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Let me load something up over here. Oh my goodness, yeah,
I guess I didn't know this until just right now.
Otherwise we would have been able to fix that. What
oh the yeah, but now I have to.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Keep going into here. I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
You keep going in your office and then you ask
for scissors? What's going on in there? And I need
my sister?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, I need to open a box.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Well, I need my scissors back.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Uh stories, Well you can't get you can't go into
my office get them because the questions for are you dumber?
The dews here and there? I want you cheating, which
I know you probably would. Charlie's probably in there right now.
I thought he was taking a dump. He's probably my
office reading all those questions. Yeah, because he's a cheater,
Charlie the cheater, And that way he can prove, Oh,

(34:21):
I'm so much smarter.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Than he's going to answer.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Well, you want to chime in on everything I see that.
You know, what is this like the worst look in
the world for this Bill Belichick guy, Like, we know
how weird it is that he has that young girlfriend
and that she basically controls his entire life. It's it's

(34:45):
really a bizarre set of circumstances. I've never seen anything
like that, and I get it. She's for him in
his what is he in his seventies and she's in
her twenties. Like for him, yeah, you're you get to
screw some hot chick. But how much screwing are you
doing in your seventies? He's seventy three years old. Are

(35:06):
you still doing a lot of screwing when you're seventy three?
You think you think your dad still gets it on? Jeffery,
how old is your dad? My dad is eighty seventy eight.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Prior to my mom's passing out of I'm I did
your guess is just because mine? If they still do
you think they were still screwing or what? I have
no idea because that's really none of my business.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
There's no way.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
You talked. I bet you talked to Snitzer's wife who
works in an old folks home. I'll bet you she'd
say there's a lot of screwing going on, a hanky panky,
a lot of it. So why they have STDs? Yeah,
you're swapping them. So anyway, So this Bill Belichick, I
see that they're talking about already getting him, already firing

(35:53):
him and getting rid of him. He's the coach there
in North Carolina and he he just started this season.
They have two wins, three losses. He has a twenty
million dollar buyout and out of his contract, but they
say that he's such a just his whole demeanor is

(36:15):
very strange and that he doesn't communicate with people. They
had a week off and nobody on his staff could
reach him, probably because he's screwing that young chick, and
that for whatever reason, they want to get rid of
him already, and they are discussing potential exit strategies on
the campus there the management. He also seems like he

(36:39):
would be willing to leave, and maybe he has a
buyout of his own where he could pay the I
think he could pay the university a million dollars to
get out of his contract or something. Hey, who would
do that? Well if he? If he was so unhappy there,
and then he could get a job at Fox Sports
or something like that. Really bad until they like, can

(37:02):
you and put you twenty million dollars? Yeah, I agree,
But they say that he's been weird and distant with
his staff. They couldn't get a hold of him. One
of his assistant coaches was suspended for giving extra benefits
to players, such as sideline passes to family members, and

(37:22):
I'm like man for things to get I know that
the NCAA has very specific rules about things, but so
what if you give sideline passes to family members of
players and that.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Just passes to go on the field too much during
the game.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Yeah, Now maybe they're turning around and selling them or something.
Maybe that's what the scandal. I don't know, but like
to me, Okay, if you have players there and you
have passes to get onto the side, you know, onto
the field field passes, why couldn't you give those to
the family of players who are playing for you? I

(37:57):
don't know, but they say that there are other potential
violations that could have occurred as well, and that they
have a very divided, disorganized, and disfunctional locker room under
Bill Belichick. And I think it all stems from that
weird chick that hees.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I don't think he was mister personality. Yeah beforehand the Patriots,
is that where he was.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah, so I think that that's just he's just a
crotchety old fart.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yeah, and just but what a deal? How do we
get this sort of how do we get this sort
of thing?

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Sucking at your job?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah? I mean, but I gave you that could we
How could I work this where I signed like a
ten year deal with iHeart or something, and then six
months in they go, we have to let you go
and pay you for ten years. How does this? How
does this work? How do these coaches get this?

Speaker 6 (38:56):
How did these executives say, CEOs, amazing, you're fired for this,
but here's thirty million dollars.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
How come we can't get that car?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Speaking of football, there was another story that happened in Masalin,
which is near here, and this was a high school
football game. And after the high school football game, there
was a scuffle on the field where players started fighting
with one another during the you know they do like

(39:29):
a postgame handshake after the game. They would make you
do that when you're young, saycod job job are you
spin in your hand? Oh yeah, yeah, we used to
do that in little league and stuff. It's so stupid.
Kids are so dumb. Anyway, so a fight broke out
and the cops came onto the field, mass Alon cops

(39:52):
and they started pepper spraying players. But they didn't pepper
spray their own team. They only pepper sprayed. According to reports,
the only pepper sprayed players from the opposing team, the
visiting team who had traveled some five hundred miles for

(40:13):
this football game. Five hundred miles, Charlie, do I have
video of this? And what is the video that I have?

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Is?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
This is this video? Seems they're all kind of crowded
around on the field there and then eventually, I mean
I didn't really see a big fight, but I was
skimming through it, all right. So here are the after
the game. The everybody is and this looks like probably

(40:42):
a video that's produced by someone at the school or
on the team or whatever. So I guess there are
they yelling? I don't know, I mean, are they angry yelling?
I don't know. I don't see any fights or anything.
I don't see anything going on it in this video.
It looks like the opposing teams are hugging, some of

(41:05):
the players are hugging, and at some point somebody here
comes a scuffle. So there's some sort of scuffle, and
the cops are already there on the field, and I
want to see them pepper spray, but they really pick
out the opposing team, and people are very upset that
the cops would pepper spray high schoolers. Let me see,

(41:27):
Hang on a second. They're yelling, go, this is not
much of a fight so far from what I've seen,
they seem pretty separated. Yeah, they're going some pepper spray.

(41:48):
Oh my goodness, all right, doesn't look like anybody's really fighting.
And they're pepper spraying only these opposing players. And they
tell I guess they were saying, go go to those
play and their pepper sprang those kids there on the
on the field. I mean, that's like that seems a
bit much.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Where are the parents? I would really stands the parents
storm we would be that is a little bit strange.
They might have jumped the gun on that. What happened?
What did we miss?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
There must have been something that we missed here? Why
did they pepper sprame? Because didn't I didn't see like
a minor scuffles occur after. We didn't see like a
big fight. Maybe we missed it though, Maybe that you know,
maybe there's something that is not captured in that video
that we didn't see. Like to me, like parents are

(42:44):
complaining like you don't pepper spray high schoolers? Why not?
You can if they're fighting and they don't disperse, you
can pepper spraym I don't have any issue with pepper
spray high schoolers. If they're fighting on the football field,
they refuse to leave. Now the video that I saw,
I don't really see a whole lot of that going on.
Maybe there's something that we missed. Maybe they there was

(43:07):
a scuffle or people grabbing face masks and stuff like
that by some other news video. Here we can check out.
Student athletes and coaches were buzz. I've never seen Sorry.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
She was like, we just got ma.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I'm like, what happened? That's what I wanted to know.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
So I contacted the police chief of the Masalon Police Department.
He shared with me this video showing another angle. The
chief says after multiple fights, pushing and shoving between both teams,
what officers were forced to intervene?

Speaker 4 (43:43):
He has one of the home team's.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
Players face masks was grabbed and he was then surrounded
and chased by Cardinal Ritter players over there.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Over there.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
In the last orders for Cardinal Rihtdter to leave the field,
he says, two officers deployed pepper spread even if it
wants ultiple orders for Cardinal, he says two officers deployed
pepper spread to the mass team.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
The local team here surrounds that one guy and then
they then that guy walks away, and then the pepper.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Sprang players face mask was grabbed and he was then
surrounded and chased by Cardinal Ritter players. After giving multiple
orders for Cardinal Ridder to leave the field, he says,
two officers deployed pepper spray.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
What is it with this guy? This newscaster and there
was one that we played just yesterday. It sounds like
they're having a.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Stroke cotton in their masts, like the game.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
What is going on?

Speaker 9 (44:41):
School district have shown any interest that seems pretty bit
agregious to pepper spray.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
We are working to follow ficial. I don't have if
there is an actual fight. I've seen some big ass
fights happen on on high school football fields and sporting
games and stuff. This this seemed pretty minor there. Somebody's
face was grab that happens in every scuffle. Yeah, I look.
I was fully prepared to say that the police were

(45:08):
completely justified in this, but it does seem like they
kind of jumped the gun here that things probably could
have things were going to be sort of tamed just
through normal channels here without deploying pepper spray. But I
don't have any issue if you do pepper spray kids.
If they're getting out out of control there, it's a
big fight on the field or whatever the win is

(45:31):
in the books, there is a fight up at the
top here. Yeah, they are really now, see they are
surrounding that that one guy number eight. I can't really
see who that is. It's like it's Eli Moore. Oh
my goodness. These are high school kuts. Yeah, very unfortunate situation. Oh,

(45:53):
you have no idea, Charlie. This is insane the way
that these high school football some of our small markets,
especially this team, had a whole documentary on didn't they. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
I was talking to my boyfriend over the weekend. We
were driving through this town and I go, there's Tigers
everywhere you look. He's like, yeah, they're like the number
one high school football team on ESPN.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
You're still they're really known for football and the Lions
players now, yeah, like some of our small radio stations
at the company owns, look, the band is on the
field and everything now. Ritter players seem to be going
into the Tigers. As the documentary. I love that the
band doesn't even move an inch. Also, nobody in the stands.

(46:40):
Is that the opposing side? Well, I would think if
if you travel five hundred miles, don't you have people
coming to see your game five hundred miles sparse? I
would have ran off the field too. All right, So Joe,
you're Ron Rovery's morning Glory, Good morning, Joe. What's a them?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
So I was at the game, and yes, Nassaline High School,
the Tigers, they are probably one of the most.

Speaker 11 (47:10):
Dominating teams in Ohio. They probably won most of the
championships in this area through this from the state. And
they were playing this team from Saint Louis, Missouri, which
was like a college preparatory school. And before that video started,

(47:31):
there was more fighting prior to that video starting, and
they just and it got so out of control. They
were just nobody would leave the field. They were trying
to get everybody off. Then the kids were going into
the stands. The visiting team was going into the visiting stands.

(47:51):
And that's why, yes, there was hardly anybody there because yes,
they're from Saint Louis, Missouri.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
They no, I was there just purely for entertainment. Oh,
for you were there? Working oh okay, because there are
some people that they go to high school football games
and like our small market stations they make they do
like whole broadcast rewarding for high school football. Because what
are you laughing at, Charlie Keith Kennedy, our big boss

(48:21):
high school football laughing a guy that does the play
by playing the radio or the guy that's up there
in the little booth announcing the game at I don't know.
I just know that somehow he is because it's involved
with the high school football stuff. He has to do,
he has to do community service. We make him do.
We make him do every job nobody else wants to do.

(48:41):
But they take this stuff serious. He's high school football.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
So they could not get these kids off but separated
and off the field. And the police just see how
they just pulled off pepper spray and it was it
was on. I was just like, holy nikes.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Would you would you say that the cops are justified
and pepper spraying them or did they react too soon?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Well?

Speaker 11 (49:06):
They may.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I think they were justified. It was so many there's
so many people involved in this and there was only
like three four policemen there. I think they they might
have jumped the gun, but I think they felt they
were probably outnumbered and felt that they needed to take

(49:30):
advantage of the situation from the.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Get go and take charge.

Speaker 11 (49:35):
And I mean, you act.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Like a dumb ass, You're gonna get treated like a dumbass,
you know.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
All right, Well, Joe, thank you, I appreciate it. I
do have to take a break. He didn't want to
say the cops were wrong. Yeah, he doesn't want to
be a small town there, doesn't He doesn't want to
be pulled over every time they said it was great
they pepper for everybody. Yeah, they should just go around

(50:02):
just pepper spraying people randomly for the hell of it. Ah, Dougie,
we do have the shuzy coming up. Then, people, we
are gathering people who have come here. We have a
few contestants. We want to prove that they are smarter
than you. I and a lot of people say, God,
I cannot stand listening to Doozie. She's so stupid. Well

(50:22):
put your money where your mouth is, because are you
dumber than Dougie? Will be played in just a short while.
But you have the shuzy coming up as well.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
What it's on the way, So something is happening during
the super Bowl halftime show. Turning point USA. You know
the organization charge, Arlie Kurri. Yes, they are going to
be doing something to rival the super Bowl halftime show,
like the puppy bole.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'll talk about it. Okay, we'll be right back on
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