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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then who got it? Was it Trump? I'll tell you next.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Hey,
if he can get he can get peace between Israel
and Hamas.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I agree, I say.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Give Donald, Give the Donald the Nobel Peace Prize. What
is the Nobel Peace Prize? By the way, who gives that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And why? Nobel bound anxiety?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I hope there's not a good question on the task
because I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Is We are also a lot of there's more than
just the peace price. There's a whole bunch of different
Isn't there something for science or something like that?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So I don't think we're in.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
The running for any of the unless they have one
for dumbass.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't think we're gonna win. Dougi. Are you ready
for these chouzy? Yeah? Here we go rovers morning glory.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
So it looks like the government shut down will extend
in the next week after the Senate again failed yesterday
to advance the stop gap spending bill between the Republicans
and the Democrats. So it doesn't look like we're going
to have any kind of resolution. Uh, it'll go into
next week. So that's not good for a lot of
(01:13):
different reasons, but we were hoping to get something done.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But they weren't able to get it fixed, so that no.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Bell He's prize was awarded today to Maria Cina Machada
voting Democratic Rights for the people of Venezuela.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I don't like it because they have the word democrat
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
This was obviously rated.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Why do they need that word and then it's democratic?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's a little okay, we need to know what North
Korea is a dictatorship and you're called the Democratic People's
Republic of Korea.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You think this is our gay?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Do you think this was a DEI award? Charlie Okay,
a woman and latinax woman.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, So congratulations to her. She's a leader of the
democracy movement in Venezuela, which has campaigned for free elections
and representative government. So I'm sure that was not going
to go over well with the President because I know
he really wants one.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Somebody nominated for him, I think, any I don't know
who who has to nominate you? But I saw an
article history there like I nominated President Trump.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And here's why I didn't read the article.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
But there have to be somebody, like I don't know
I don't know how that works, okay, Well, Health and
Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior claimed yesterday that
there may be a link between circumcision and autism really
because you distribute tailand also infants following the procedure. Oh
(02:53):
it's a little weird, maybe a little bit of a stretch.
But if you have a circumcision and then you need
to give the baby hand and all, maybe then that's
what causes the autism.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Quiet but somebody, so I saw this, and I know
somebody that works with a lot of autistic people, and
they said that most most of them, from what they've seen,
these are severely autistic people. They don't speak, Yeah, all uncut,
they said, almost all of them uncircumcised.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Really, so, then how does that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Charlie volunteered to run the science behind this. He's now
going to check the penises of every autistic may.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Christens all right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Today is World Mental Health Day, which raises awareness of
mental health issues around the globe. This year, the World
Health Organization is highlighting mental health issues created by crisis
is like natural disasters, war, and public health emergencies. The
agency estimates that one by people suffering from a crisis
experience a mental health condition. The National Stitute of Mental
(04:00):
Health is sharing five reminders to help us take care
of ourselves and to take care of others. We all
have mental health. It's not synonymous with mental illness. All
of us can go through hard times. We all have
the potential to cultivate mental wellness. No one is impenetrable
to mental health struggles.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You don't need a diagnosis to get help.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
And finally, mental health is not just an individual case.
All right, do you know who Sister Jane is.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Sister Jean, I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
She is the longtime Loyola Chicago basketball team chaplain.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
She's like.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Maybe double a Like, yeah, she's very well known to
people that get into that kind of stuff. Sister Jean Schmidt,
the Laura Schmidt longtime team chaplain.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And six years old.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, she died so very said that she passed away,
but a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She didn't look at Day over one hundred and five
saddened by that news. All right, So Turning Point USA.
That is the organization founded by Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
YEP, they are going to plan an All American halftime
show to run against the super Bowl halftime show with
bad money, bad but get a lot of bad press.
He didn't stand apparently during the national anthem.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did you see that? Now? At the Yankees games?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
That where he was at when he caught that fallball.
Now people are not happy with him performing at the
super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, I do think it is a weird choice, not
because I have any I mean, look, I honestly I
don't know any of his songs, but we played some
and they all appeared to be in Spanish. Maybe he collaborates,
I think you guys said, he collaborates with a lot
of other people.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So maybe the entire.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Halftime will be people coming in English and guests.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
But I hope it's not all in Spanish. It's going
to me in Spanish. You said on Centred Life. He said,
if you can't understand what I'm saying now, you have
four months to learn.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, why would they do that? That's just bring in
other people, Because to bring.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
In who Spanish Spanish speaking audience, other countries.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh, that's that's list. Yeah, we're gonna be as big
as soccer, right, that's what That's the entire point.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I don't understand why nobody understands that it's not. I
don't anything to do with it one hundred percent. Everybody
in America are hey, watches that Bad Bundy is the
biggest selling artist right now. I know we don't know
anything about it, but there's that's an easy way to
bring in a Spanish speaking audience that it's usually watching soccer.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
If I had to guess, that's not why they're doing it,
they're doing it more could be doesn't Jay Z's company
handle the halftime show?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So it's some sort.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Of lews pot somebody on his label on them.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't know. You think it's woke. I think it's woke.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I think it's a not pos thumb in the eye
of of what are going on in the United States
and anti immigration stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And here we'll show you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
We'll do the entire halftime show in Spanish. Even though
he's an American citizen. He's from Puerto Rico. That's it's
an American citizen. Yes, that's right. What if it was
a basketball what if the baseball had a halftime show
and it was all in Spanish because a lot of
baseball players are.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
From Latin countries. Right, we have an opinion.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Done does it be.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Different, probably and still won't like it. Damn it. That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
We live in the United States of America. English is
what we speak here in the US.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, Turning Point USA.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
They haven't announced any performers yet, but they have a
website up and they have a poll asking what kind.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Of music people want.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
The choices are Americana, classic rock, hip hop, country pop,
and anything in English.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
The super Bowl it doesn't matter what the music is.
Pleas give me anything in English.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
So they're going to have a competing show, kind of
like the Puppy Bowl does during the halftime show. Yeah,
you turn over and watch the Puppy Bowl on whatever
it is, Animal Planet or whatever channel. So Turning Point
USA is going to have their own I'm guessing country
music show or something like that English.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Which is kind of interesting because back in nineteen ninety
two Fox comedy Scotch Show in Living Color, they did
a live episode at the same time as this Super
Bowl halftime show, which was airing on CBS, and they
drew twenty million viewers, and it was the reason why
the NFL switched from goofy halftime shows with themes like
a salute to a big band era and World of
(08:57):
Children's Dreams to major recording artists, and they weren't messing around.
They started out in nineteen ninety three. Remember with Michael
Jackson Your Own Back.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I do remember that, yeah, because I've seen That's where
he comes up and he's just standing there for like,
isn't that the same one blowing out a minute? Yeah,
and he's just standing there for wait, he's just completely still.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You've never seen that?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Who Jackson to create like a intenen anticipation?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
What was there? Wind blowing stands there?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't remember with this weird like yeah, whatever, it
was great, dumb outfit that he had on or whatever
went crazy. Then he turned his head after so he
knew he wasn't a statue after about thirty seconds because
he turned his head. They stood looking that way for
another thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
A sequel to a Minecraft movie is underway, with Warner
Brothers setting a July twenty third, twenty twenty seven release date.
Director Jared hess Is expected did a return and co
write the film.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Casting remains unconfirmed.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
The original film gross nine hundred and fifty seven million
dollars worldwide and finally, one of my favorite animated movies
is Tangled. Cinderella is first and then Tangled, And I
never understood why they never did a Broadway show with Tangled,
like it's such a great movie. Now they're going to
(10:26):
do a live action movie. So Disney's live action remakes
have been eh, mixed bag, but they're going.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
To keep trying. This is Rapunzel, right, This is Rapunzel.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Okay, So one of the films in development is Tangled,
and they've got their eye on Scarlet Johansson. She wouldn't
play Rapunzel. Instead, she would play the evil mother Gothel.
So we'll see if this comes to light. Snow White
tanked because of that whole controversy with the character.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
The actress, Yeah, she was. I don't know what she
was up to. Why why was that one canceled? What
did she say? I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
She got a lot of people upset, but Lelo and
Stitch and then moved fast the Lion King that got
things sleep moving again.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
So Tangled, there you go. That's a shoosy and rosary.
There's a place where the range.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Content flows like water and the streets are paved with
skid mark?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is it heaven?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's better, it's range.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Plus sign up now at roverradio dot com. I should
have given you a heads up during the Chizzy that
we restarted the streaming because I guess the video and
audio we're out of think, so we restarted that. So
that would have kicked anybody off who was watching our MTTV.
It would have kicked you off. And when we have
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to do that usually every you know, every few months,
we seem to have to restart that. But I tried
to give you a heads up to let you know
what's going on, and I completely forgotten. I just hit
the button to restart that, and so sorry about that,
but I believe that has been resolved.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Dougie, how you feeling your confidence for a strong, powerful, yeah,
independent woman, very smart? You are going to be going
head to head versus some fans of the show, not
big Dougie fans, but fans of the show.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, they think you are stupid. Everyone wants to.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
They always email and call and rag on Dougie for
being so dumb. Well, I thought, why not let people,
just regular run of the mill rovers Morning Glory fans
come in and test their knowledge versus Dougie.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
How do you think you're gonna fare. I don't know what.
I don't know, like did they prepare? Are they smart?
Like if you're going to ask me what kind of questions? Math?
Not good at math? Science? What are you good? What
do you want?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
This is jeopardy and you got to pick the category?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
What category would you want there to be?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Mm?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I really don't think I'm good at any kind of category.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You have no knowledge, no bank of knowledge on anything.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
How to throw a party? What do you keep saying this?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What is?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
What is what?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You and thinking you're a great party thrower. I'm a
good decorator.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Oh my good, Like that's a skill. Yeah, and a
decorator too. We've we've been inside your house.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Well, I mean when I'm yeah, I don't want to
do categories, like.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
They don't want any categories. All right, Well, we're going
to bring people in. They're going to compete compete against you.
They're going to compete against you. And I think the
way that we're going to do this, well, I'll explain
it when we come back.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I think we're going to bring in people one at
a time.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Had the head, uh, I think we have three people here,
I believe, So we'll go head to head. That way,
it's always a one on one competition because I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Want the other player.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't want the players competing against each other, If
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
This is really you versus Dougie. Are we going to
write answers out? Is it multiple choice? We have a buzzer?
Oh damn it? What my hands? I think I have
Arthur Rice in my hands. I can't. You can use
your nose, you can just you can use your fist.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How about your big forehead?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I think Dougie might have some competition in the forehead department. No,
there's this Republican senator from Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Are we going to take a break? Well, you just
hit that, bro. We just got to.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Test what he's been bringing up the last couple of days. Wait,
he wants to get this big foreheaded person on.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Who is I think believe that her name is Alison Moody.
I think she's the Republican senator from Alabama. I've watched
a couple.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Of Congression heres.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
That's like and I said to myself, I saw the
size that forehead. I was like, dude, she's got some
competition in that department.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
That's Allison Moody.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I think I can't. The last name is Moody. That's
all I know. I mean, I'm not sure if it's
the all right.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I want to see her gigantic forehead. Do you have
a picture that you can pull up Ashley movie stand by,
let's see your senator, senator.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, US Republican senator from Alabama.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay, here we go. All right, are you ready to
drive space from the for the forehead? You think that's big?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, that one picture was that is a big forehead?
What's not? Are you maybe that's a big thing. That's
a big four even, that's almost a five head. Right,
she might actually be out due. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's about the same as do mean. All right, I've
got to take a break. We'll bring in the contestants
right after this.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Hang, well, you are kind of asking for it. You
are asking for it because you're.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Listening to Rover's Morning Glory Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right, We're gonna see if regular average Rover's Morning
Glory fans are smarter than Doogie, because all day long
we get Doogy's dumb. She's so stupid, she's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So we're gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Jonathan from Alabama sent me a text message. He hopes
Jeffrey is not competing against you, do because he would lose.
Tell Jeffreys stupid ass that Ashley Moody is from Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Not Alabama. Oh, there's my man. There's no way Jeffery
would lose against her though. Right, well, I just got
crack checks. So there you have the answer, right, dear Charles,
you wouldn't have Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know.
That would be a that would give you a run.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
For your money. There's no doubt about it. If you
just asked, ju what are the three branches of government?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Republican, Democrat, Independent.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
No, those are political parties. The three branch of the
United States government's executive branch, the legislative branch, and the
judicial branch each.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Have separate functions.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
But there's a system that was reading in the United
States Constitution of checks and balances to make sure that
neither branch has so much power.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Free would destroy Yeah, all right, what's the kind of questions?
Because we could just give up? Oh, we have all
sorts of different kinds of questions here. How's this going
to work?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yes, there's a there are two buzzers there, and yes
they were, you're going to hit a buzzer and uh,
all right, so we are going to play a game.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't even remember what the game is called. But
let's get started. That's Spincer's que Oh way to go start.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Play?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Are you and this show? Are you dumber than the show?
Dougie edition? We're gonna do this with everyone? Are you
dumber than Douge? Love it?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Let's bring in our first contestants.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She's coming in. I don't know where I ever in for.
Who's I think it's a woman. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Contestant number one coming into the studio.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I don't stand by.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
They're bringing the contestant one in. Come on in, Crystal,
there you go, bring in? Here we go? There is
Hi there? Hi, All right, this is Sarah. Come on
over here, Sarah. You are contestant number one? Hi?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Suely? Way too nice? I don't think you ate Dougie, don't.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I think she was the one that said that she
got all gone all of her news from Dougie.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
She gets all that's right yesterday since she gets Oliver.
So this could be a This might be the toughest
to match ye battle of news.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
She decided that if I leave the show, she can
do the news for you.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Good okay, I can already tell she's much more agreeable
than you are.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Sarah. All right, what do you do for a living?
Speaker 6 (19:28):
I am in nursery sales, so I sell plants.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh I thought you show babies nursery plant stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, plants to athletically built landscapers.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I see, by the way, I had no idea. When
you buy like a tree or something expensive, I can't
believe it's that expensive. She probably sells them for cheap
to the athletically built landscapers, who then nick up the
price of the times. Let's see here. Now you hear
Dougie do the news. You get some of your news
(20:03):
from her? You said yesterday when you called in, what
would you rate her intelligence on a scale of one
to ten?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I'm gonna go ahead and go with eight. Look at that, right, and.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Honest, what would you rate your intelligence?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm going eight point two five?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, see, because I would tell you if you think
Dougie is an eight, meet, that makes you a one. Okay,
So you think you're gonna beat her?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I do?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Okay, you've seen her. She thinks you're an eight on
the intelligence level.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I think she's being nice.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, now here's what we'll do. You'll get a if
you beat Dougie. We're gonna do best out of nine questions.
If you beat Dougie, you get a one hundred dollars
Amazon gift card compliments of Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
That's nice if I win.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
If you win, you get one free month of cell
phone service.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Pride. So if I beat the three contestants.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You get three free months, a full quarter of free
cell phone service from my daughter Gianna.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
All Right, are you there's a buzzer?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yes, you'll barely be able to hear those buzzers, I
think probably, but.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yes, yes, that would be yeah. Pick it up.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Pick up your buzzer, souh. Each buzzer is a different sound.
Which one was yours?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Is your?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay? All right? And she has the cops? Okay, all right?
This work? How many questions? What what are the topics?
Best of nine? There you go? So, how many questions
do you think you'd get? Nine? Okay? That's well? How
would you do? Best of ten? Oh? Tie breaker? Okay?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
There's a variety of of I have a question of okay, uh,
so they buzz in you get wrong? Did they lose
a point?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You don't make this up on the fly. You got
to know these things. That's wh I'm asking. I want
to I want to get this out there. Now. Do
you lose a point if you build in the point?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
But if the other person wants to steal after the fact,
we will let you answer it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And then you get two points. Now you just one? Right?
All right? Wait, I gotta get my notes. You don't
need notes. I want to keep score. We'll keep score
for you. Are you ready? Question? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
God, number keep track of how many questions? That's good, Charlie,
question number one? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You're ready? Sarah? Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Which American president was involved in the Watergate scandal?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
That was who's went off first?
Speaker 5 (23:01):
It's not one I thought you said when it buzzes,
the other one won't buy.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I thought so too, But I think she might have.
Did you unplug these or something? Okay, Sarah Nixon? That's correct?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yes, whatever one stupid point you're keeping scoring there, Charlie Crystals,
I'm okay. Great, it's on the it's on the screen too.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
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Speaker 2 (23:37):
All right, Question number two, what country has the largest
coastline the longest coastline?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
What country? Country? What country? What are you doing? Are
you cheating?
Speaker 5 (23:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
She has stuff written down on her shirt.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Designs swift lyrics even realized actually didn't think it was
a Taylor Swift Yeah, okay, did did anyone buzz in?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Okay? What I'm going? United States? United States? That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I would like to say, yes, Brazil, that is also incorrect.
The correct answer is Canada. Question does do you lose
a point for stealing and getting it wrong?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, so does want to make sure? I want to
make sure we're all.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
The only way, the only reason for buzzing in versus
you are able to get the point for sure if
you're the get it correct?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay? Uh? Question number three, Jim Henson is the creator
of what cast?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Are you able to tell who buzz is in?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
For?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I thought the whole point, the entire point of the
buzzers was one doesn't work, Yeah, it blocks the other?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
One eager Beaver.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Eager Beaver set up the buzzers the muppets.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
No, no, that I didn't give it her because I
thought I buzzed in first.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's impossible to tell. Can we put a mic over there?
That's on you if they hold up their buzzing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
No, you got to wait, that's not out.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Eagle Beaver told me that he fully tested these buzzers
and that you had to wait until it cleared before
then you could buzz one two, three.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, it doesn't happen. I don't know Beaver wherever? Yeah,
what happens when that's not involved something? Where is Eager
Beaver who knows gone? Doesn't get that? All right? You
didn't get that.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Next, it's not fair hold them, egre Beaver. What's going
on with the buzzers? I thought they're supposed to lock
they're supposed to lock it out.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
They're both going and it shows on that little screen thing.
Oh it shows on the screen. Well, the screen's over there. Now,
Oh I this when you hit that button, it says
it corresponds to you. So you're one, she's two. Oh,
So someone to keep an eye on that light and
you'll know.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Sure, okay on three, one two three, three, number two?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Okay, so's who's one? And who's two? Sarah's two, I'm
one's one, Susan's number one? Have you just seen her
and hold it for you? She can only do things
in a more confusing way. I just I don't even
know how it's possible. Okay. Question number what question that's
a good truth?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
What question are we on to here? Oh my god,
make sure we know who's two? We're one hundred percent
Sarah's two. That's going off?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Number two?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, And who's nonumber one? Well, you have to wait
till it clears out. Stand by dog hit your buzzer
is one? Sarah is to Rob, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Question number four, she shouldn't get that just saying who holds.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
The record for the most Olympic gold medals in history?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
That is Sarah Mary lou Retten. That is incorrect. Michael Phelps,
that's correct.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
One has one point, Sarah has two points.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
She shouldn't have gotten muppets.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Question number five, what are the last names of the
two father son duos who both served as the United
States presidents?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sarah, No, and it's two. It's two.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Well, it's two different they're two different five O the Sun,
duos Bush and.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh goodness, Mmmm, I know I know it, but I'm
drawing a blame. I want to I want to see.
I don't know this either. I want to see. Well,
hold on, don't answer yet, Jeffrey, but I want to
know if Jeffrey knows it? Do you are you going
to buzz in? I don't know it. Okay, Jeffrey, what's
the answer.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Johnny Addams who was our second US president, and John
Quincy Eddas was his son.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Know these questions? These answers? Right, dumb questions? Who wrote these?
Question number six?
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I thought this was news crap, right, yeah, ancient history. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Weighing around eight pounds, this is the human body's largest organ, Sarah, liver.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
That is incorrect. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I think I know the answer, skin, that's that would
have been the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Question number seven, I only have nine questions for each time.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It is best to nine.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
But there's almost nobody getting correct answer questions.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
They're too hard. Everybody here is dumb. Yeah, I mean, seriously, which.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Country hosted the first ever modern Olympic Games in eighteen
ninety six?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Seriously, dude, Sarah Greece. That's correct, Yes, Greek it was
the answer.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I think that Sarah has officially won at this point.
How many questions do we get to?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh, I was just writing. I think we're just ratting
down the ones got right. No, No, I need to
know the total number of questions or on the board.
You don't ask, right, there's four on the board. But
you guys have missed a bunch of questions. You got
Canada wrong. Yeah, there's no way that you can. Yeah,
because you gave her that one that you should have
got the Muppets had the Muppets. I'm just saying that
(30:06):
it's not fair because you.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Share.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I feel really bad, but I did see the number two.
Even what I said the mom.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
She did.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Flying okay, flying Share. I will give you one hundred
dollars Amazon gift card. Good job, Sarah. All right, let's
bring in contestant number uh two.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Contest good job stand for coming.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
In one hundred dollars Amazon gift card. That's right, thank you,
thank you. Jeffrey, how have you been feeling about this?
Have you known most of these? No, you haven't. You
just the one of the the one with the presidents
(31:00):
I knew the Canada one. I knew the skin one.
He didn't, though I did. What did you fan? Yeah?
I felt bad for Sarah CHRISTI was nice. I gave
heard that. Oh you you gave up? Yeah? Through it?
Through it? Who's next? John is contesting number two? Here?
(31:20):
John's hey?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
John?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
How are you buddy? How's it going?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Hey, have a seat.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
John.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You're gonna take your buzzer over there, hold that close
to your microphone?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
How old are you?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
John?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Thirty eight?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Thirty eight years old?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
You consider yourself an intelligent man, I'd say so.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, do you use your brain for work on a
daily basis? What do you do highway constructions? Okay, well
you gotta have quick reflexes for that, don't you.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
You Are you one of these.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Guys that's out there as their traffic is whizzing by?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, right up there on my pants?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
If you if if that were Because seriously, those cars
are so close to the construction workers as they're working
highways and stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't know how they how they do that? I
would not be able to do that all right?
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Now?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Why is it that there's only one of you working
and twenty guys standing around watching the guy work.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, everybody's got supervising, you know that. Okay, so you
have a lot of supervisors. Okay, so he was on
your shirt. Sorry, oh that's me. Why do you have
your picture of your face on your shirt? Oh? I
got drunk ones. He believes in himself because he's gonna win.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
You would absolutely wear a shirt of yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yes, but I also like the reason of why he's
wearing a shirt of himself is that he got drunk ones.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I've been drunk ones too. I'm drunk now, So what
does the shirt have to do with you being drunk ones? Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I got drunk and I was like, oh, hey, I
found this website, ordered shirts, stickers, magnets of your own head, yeah,
my own face.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
See.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, so you're.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Drunk, you upload a picture of yourself and they sent.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
You a bunch of merch of yourself. Can the camera
it's going to turn the left, uh to the left? Mouth? O? Yeah,
there you go. All right, See that's a good that's
a good shirt. Bring in any merch No I didn't,
I can send you some. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay, all right, So how you listen to the show
you've heard Dougie, you hear her do the news.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
On a scale of one to ten, what would you
rate her intelligence? Oh, let's go with h four. A four.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
So as far as people go, she's pretty stupid, is
what you would say. Yeah, all right, what would you
rate your own intelligence?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
I'll probably go with an eight? Okay? What's the besides
the shirt?
Speaker 5 (33:47):
One?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Besides the shirt? What's the dumbest thing you've ever done
in your life? What work? Highway can struction? Okay?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
But it pays?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Does it pay?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
And it pays? It pays great? Okay, all right, but.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's dangerous and it's hard work too. Okay, here we go.
Let's start out with some questions.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Here are you?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Are you guys both ready? Okay, Dougy, don't hit your
buzz now, we have to wait for that to clear.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Two seconds.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, stand by waiting for it to clear. Question number
make them easy. Last question number one? What is it
called when a bowler makes three strikes in a row?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
John Turkey, that's correct, That's that's right. You didn't know that.
I didn't know that right out of the gate. All right,
that's a stupid Quesquestion.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Number two, never heard that Nelson Mandela is from what country?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Was from what country? Smarty pants? You don't know that one.
Mister Nelson Mandela cook it leader of political icon Africa.
That is incorrect for a couple of reasons. Uh, we'll
(35:14):
go with something what's uh the United States?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
That is incorrect, both wrong South country. At least he
picks the country you picked the continent Africa? What the
country was from South Africa? Thank you, Jeffrey. Let's see,
I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Over it's hot the heat.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting the Mona Lisa hangs in
what museum?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
The Louverra that's correct? Neck and neck Dougie with one.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Casino. All right, let's see. Next question.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
The Triple Crown award is given to a horse that
wins what three races?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
John, Oh, the Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Derby? What three races?
You gotta calm down?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Five?
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Four?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
No answer from him? Doogie, would you like to steal?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't know the answer, Kentucky Derby. Think of any
horse races that you know? Triple Crown and I think
we give it to Jeffrey. Now, Jeffrey, can you answer
in the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That is that Jeffrey would be correct. Don't ever go
up against Jeffrey. Tell you this is blowing my mind.
How does he know so much but also so little
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
This really's on the area of trivia we're talking here. Yeah,
this is really hard Brover all right? Next question, what
is the How many questions have I asked? This is
number four? Okay?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The name of John Travolta's character in the nineteen seventy
seven film Saturday Night.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Fever is what.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
John Travolta's character. What's his name in Saturday Night Fever?
Famous movie Dougie? This would be right up your alley,
old movie.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
At Come on, old as hell. Wouldn't you think Dougie
would be soon? She danced this at the movie theater. Dan,
you know what. I can see the mother, I can
see the father. I can see him dancing and his undergree.
I mean you see the name Johnny. Don't touch the hair.
Don't touch mine. Don't touch the hair.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Eat a meatball, Tony Manero. All right, Next question, you
know that that's hard. This will be multiple choice. How
many calories does a teaspoon of semen have?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
Is it? These are the worst thirty six calories B
seventy six calories or C one hundred and ninety six calories.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
That's not something you want to go on. Hey, thirty
six per teaspoon. That is correct. Yes, you know that. John,
good time, You're welcome. All right? John is who wrote
these questions? Oh? Chan, ept, don't worry about it. So
so right now it stands John is two, DJ is one.
We're on question what five? That was question five? Yes?
(39:07):
Question said four? Wow, and she just said four. This
is question number six. Okay, here we go. Mm hmm.
Neither one of them are going to get this. Why
(39:28):
are you asking you? Do you even know the answer
if you didn't read it? No? Do you know all
these answers?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
No, No, I actually don't know. Well, then why would
you ask us I know this? When it comes to
the internet. What does U r L stand for?
Speaker 7 (39:45):
U r L?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
You've heard that term before, right, U r L.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
U r L.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
John and Dougie both bamboozle Jeffrey, do you know you
I've known all the other answers.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
What's a U r L?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
It's just something you do with something you like a website,
foundation or something I don't know, be honest with you.
I'm not a tech doork like you do.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Or no something with resolver someone uniform resource locator. I
did know that. I thought everyone would know that. Never
never even thought about what that nobody?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Nobody really?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Okay, can you throw that question out? All right?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Next question? So it's question seven, thank you? Where will
the twenty twenty eight Summer Olympics be held?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Uji? Yes, go ahead, Los Angeles. That is correct, Ty
two and two with two questions left. Two questions remain.
Do you have any news questions? Which is what you
kind of said. No, we never said it was the news.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Let's see, according to the Guinness Book of World Records,
this is the best selling book of all time.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
What is the best selling book of all time? Who
got it? Is number two? John? The Bible?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That is correct?
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
And last who you can only tie it here? Who?
She could only tie here?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
What creature has a sex organ that is twenty times
the length of its body?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Dolphin?
Speaker 2 (41:46):
That is incorrect, and that means that John is Yeah,
all right, John smarter than usion. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Arnacle what the barnacle what's a barnacle. It lives under
the seat, that's the barnacle. Yeah, different questions. It's a
really dumb question, John, you are a winner.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Your job on, hundred dollars Amazon gift card to you
as well. I'm going to take a break and come
up with our last contestant and just a ballman, Enthuji.
You can't go zero for three. You can't let the
third and final person beat you. That would be a
complete and utter embarrassment. We'll be right back on Rover's
morning glory. Hang on,