December 5, 2025 • 34 mins
Who is crazier the women removing their ribs or the woman who staged an attack on herself? The top 3 sexual fetishes of 2025. Show us your armpits.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It continues now, so I'm started.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We got a little sidetracked there, but I said, who
is crazier? And I was giving you two options A
or B. A are these women who are removing ribs?
I still have not one hundred percent convinced this is real,
but they are telling you, these news outlets are saying
that it is. I don't recommend rib surgery to anyone.
(00:36):
One of these people says in an interview one year
after they got the elective surgery. They had six ribs
removed three I guess, three from each side.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
How many do we have? Total? Twelve? All right, each side?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Are in totality six on each side.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's a good question. Oh, it says here. Let me
read this. This will me make sure I'm getting this straight.
Where did this go? Yeah? Twelve pairs, twelve pairs of
twenty four okay, having a total of six ribs taken
out of her body, three from each side. Anyways, I
(01:15):
don't recommend rib removal surgery to anyone. There are no
longer ribs protecting my liver and kidneys, which could be
a problem if I'm ever in a bad accident or
experience an extreme impact. The recovery process took about seven months.
It was intense and incredibly painful. Coughing felt like someone
(01:37):
was murdering me. So that's crazy, isn't it. Yes, Oh,
we do remember stories mayorly Manson remove his ribs so
he could suck his own. Yeah, everybody knows that, right, Yeah,
that's a fact. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Did Darry Parton remove one of.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Her ribs so she could do? What?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Make her chest? No sucking of anything, just make her
chest look bigger? Should I ask? Google?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Know about?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All I know about Dolly Parties that she did have
a breast reduction because her breasts were naturally large, and
I think it was putting stress on her the weight,
their weight was putting stress on her back.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She had a breast reduction.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That's what I read. I could be wrong, but that's
what I've read.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's the that's the reason why, because you can't remember
Dolly Parton's almost eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Years old, all right now. So that's your option A.
Women who are removing their ribs so that they can
have thinner waistlines. I'll give you two other options. Option
B is the woman who is searching I need a
loan and also Louis Vauton bags.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm not buying a Louis Vauton bag.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Why are you looking it up?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I always look it up to see if they ever
have sales, because that's a dream of mine.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, now clear sale greydas only they did you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And look researching loans like the place that I was
looking up.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I guess they do college loans.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, so that's all. You haven't been putting money away
college fund.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
She has money put aside, but still, I was just
researching how that works, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
So anyways, so that's Option A is the people removing
the women removing their ribs so they can be, you know,
have a thinner waistline. Option B is this woman, Natalie Green.
She's twenty six years old. She was a New Jersey
I think aid to maybe a congressman or something like that.
(03:41):
I don't know, but her name is Natalie Green, twenty
six years old. She's I don't know if sense if
you have like a regular photo of her, she is.
She's really really good looking. I mean, look at this picture.
Isn't that very cute? Man? She's very good looking, dark haired,
our eyes. Of course, I'm a little biased. I guess
(04:03):
there she is in a red sparkly dressed holding a
Louis Vauton. Person is that I can't see that?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, gucci.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Anyway, so she might be who's crazier, the people removing
their ribs or her? Because here's what she was up to.
For some reason, she decided that she wanted to well,
let me just let me start over. She was found
in the middle of the woods, bound with zip ties,
(04:36):
hog tied, face down, all slashed up, I mean her face,
her body. Here's a picture of her from the body camp.
She has no shirt on.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh that's her head.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is head is up down at the well up at
the top of the photo. She's face down in the
mud out there. And she was carved up with just
all sorts of you know, somebody took a knife and
carved all these things into her skin all over the place.
They also took a marker and wrote Trump whore across
(05:17):
her stomach because she is a Republican. You see that
there the Let me see if you have do you
have any of all of her slat? Do you have
the one of a hospital? Okay, yeah, here you go,
that's uh, that is one. Do you see hospital one photo?
Do you have that snenz.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's that's blood, that's slash Mark's bloody.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, okay, let me almost looks like a standby hanging.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Let me this one right here? H stand by this?
Come on, I want this?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Frozen?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, oh my god? What happened here? Now? My screens
are What did I do? I did something? Do you
see this? And that's what is happening? How do I
get out of here? Look at this? I know what
you're doing. I don't know. I can't get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Hey do you?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
How do you get out of there?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
There? Oh no, look I've made the whole screen? How
do you zoom out? What happened here?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know? How do I what?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I dumbness?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I don't know. My computer is my computer. The screens
are so zoomed in now that I can scroll on
my desktop. I've never seen this before anyway, son of
a bitch?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Is it the sense resolution of the monitor? You didn't
change that? I did not? Oh my god, I have
no idea what I'm doing? Is there a mouse button
that was actually accidentally clicked? Sometimes those weird mouse buttons,
the side ones or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is a full restart. How do you get out
of this?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
You might restart it and it be the same size.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You don't know. Oh my god, this is a disaster,
total disaster. Maybe are you magnified? No, it's a scale.
This is something that happens to like an old lady.
You know what I'm saying. Did you hit like the
that little thing that if you have.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Like an eye problem or something, or you can't hear
it'll it'll read it to you, or.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
The magnified magnifying glass will pop up. Where is that?
I didn't see it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It's like there's a shortcut, keyboard, shortcut that gets to it,
but I'm not sure. Oh my god, accessibility?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that the exactly something?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
My mom would call me and say her computer zoomed in,
and I would I wouldn't believe her. I would go, no,
it's not and I'd get to her house and I'd
see that she's done this.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I have no idea how to fix it.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
A button up top that goes back down? Is it
you're the desktop? It's it's I think you're magnifier. I
think it's successful.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh here we go. Hold on, stand by, standing by
there we God, magnify, that's right. You accidentally hit the
U the shortcut to accessibility.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Anyways, let's see where was I see, Let's get back
to this. So here's yeah, here's the hospital.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Oh no, I can't find it. Now what are.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
We looking at a picture of that? This is all
because Snitcher just wouldn't show that image.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's not in the article. Yeah, all because Schnitzer, because
the thing that's in our all right table system is
not there. Here is here's hospital photo one. Here she
is in the hospital. This is a girl the gopaid.
She's found in the woods, hog tidede, zip tied. Look
(09:17):
at this, She's been all slashed up. She had trump
hoorror scrawled across her stomach. There. Can you believe the
heinous attack label? He was twenty six years old. So
the police they come out. You saw it still from
the body camera, and they go, oh my god, what happened?
They got a nine to one one call from her
(09:38):
friend and her friend it's like, oh, we were held
up at gunpoint and they attacked us. They kidnapped her
and help help, and they found her in the woods,
all slashed up, and the police, of course launched an investigation.
There's obviously some sort of anti Trump lunatic out there.
And then the police go, wait a second, her story
(10:01):
isn't quite matching up with her friend's story. You called
nine one one. There seemed to be a few inconsistencies,
so they investigate and Schnitt's that photo that you put
up where she's kind of standing up and she has
these slash marks on her.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Get you know why I said that at the bottom?
What did it say about the body modification artist photo?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, so, two or three days before the attack, she
traveled to I think it was It might have been Indiana.
I'm not sure where she went. She went to a
body modification person and paid them five hundred dollars to
slash her up like this. Can you believe that? Yeah,
this woman staged the phony.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Attack, made the entire thing up. Wower likes.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I don't know why she did it to the police. Yes,
she had a friend.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
She got her friend to call nine one one for her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
He was in on it. I guess I think they
did this because they wanted It's almost like the Jussie
Smolllette thing. They want I guess, sympathy.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They want to attention, money, sure opportunity.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They want to make the quote unquote other side look crazy,
and oh look what they'll stoop to. Not a great
plan here, though, when you pay somebody five hundred dollars
to slash you up like this, and then it becomes
a news story that some girl was all slashed up,
And so they have now charged her and they have
put they they've they are requiring that she get mental
(11:35):
health help. Yeah, obviously who bound her. I'm guessing the
friend who called nine to one one. She couldn't do
it herself.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So she is getting charged as well aiding in a bedding.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh yeah, she's charged with uh, I don't know whatever.
Who knows being crazy? I guess? But that picture of
her in the red dress? How could somebody that hot
be that crazy? Look at this? She's beautiful? What is
what is? Ugly?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
People are okay to be crazy? She can't.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You can't be crazy when you're this hot. You can
be a little bit crazy, but not this really really crazy. Yeah,
I mean slashing yourself all up, that's real crazy.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So she was seeking attention.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You tell me who's crazier. The women getting their ribs
removed to have a smaller waistline, or this chick who
faked an attack has to go out in the woods
zip tied, face down, all slashed up with Trump horror
across her stomach and everything.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Who's crazier my opinion, I think the Trump horror model.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You think so, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Because you're seeking something. I mean, if I'm doing the
rib removal, yeah, that's I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
That's also crazy. But that's also crazy. I admit it.
That's crazy. You know, it's hard.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I want to feel good about myself, and I think
that's the path I'm going to take. This girl's path
of trying to feel good about herself for getting sympathy
or attention through all of this so many different layers.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I think that's worse.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, and she got the police involved. That's what makes
it really crazy. So you go, they're going to do
an investigation into this. They're going to find out obviously
that you didn't do this. They she worked for a guy,
a representative, Jeff Van Drew. They also had the friends
(13:27):
scroll Van Drew is a racist on her bar on
her body as part of this bogus ambush. So they're
trying to make it look like somebody you know some
libtard did this or something, But oh my god, what
did she and she was a she was a law
school student. What is wrong with this chick?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Has anyone come out in her circle? Maybe an ex boyfriend,
family members. She's been struggling, she's been depressed.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know. But they found these zip ties in
her maserati that she drives, So it's not like she's
hard up for cash. I don't know what her history
is or anything like that. She faces up to ten
years in prison.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You said, who is she?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, she was an aid to that congressman. She's making
that much money. Probably came from a rich family, would
be my guess. She went to law school or she
went to some fancy law school and everything too sod.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You bang her.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Pretty good looking?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Knowing that she did this, Say you're a single.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Man, Oh she's pretty good looking.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Would you date her?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I would have to have Oh yeah, yes, but I
would have to notify like I'd have to I'd have
to text Charlie where I'm going in advance, kind of
like chicks have to do it. I met this guy
and I'm going out with him to wherever, Like I'd
have to tell Charlie, Hey here, I'm going over to
meet this girl. If you don't hear from me in
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the next three hours, call nine one one and film
the entire thing, because yeah, who knows what what kind
of crazy claim she's going to have after the fact
of what you were doing to her and you raped
her and everything else. I mean, that is that is
next level craziness. Yes, I'll give it to you. She
is indeed crazier than the people removing their ribs. Jeffrey,
you said you were up for something, and I don't know,
(15:16):
we'll see if anybody else is up for a little
something something here on the show. I read something else
and I thought, that is strange. Not as crazy as
these two stories that I just told you, but it's
a little it's a little it's a little bit strange.
And you're willing to participate, Jeffrey, So I like that
he's always willing to step Updugie, you probably are too,
(15:36):
because yesterday you just yesterday you were coming over here.
You wanted to color my mustache with something. You go
come on to have fun from once. I'm not having something,
so Dougie, I think that maybe you should do it,
just have some fun for once. I thought, because it's no,
(15:56):
because it's so hypocritical.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
You're hypocritical. You are, You're the biggest hypocrite out there. No, yeah,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Tell you right now, I have a doctor's notes.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So rotten, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I just got botox. I can't do anything, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So Jeffery, you're in. Maybe we'll find somebody else that
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(17:17):
We will be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang
on your hand. If not, then raise your standard. Now
back to the show, all right. Jeffrey said that he
is willing to participate in somebody. We'll see who else
is going to join him. I'll get to that in
(17:41):
just a minute. But it sort of ties in with
something that I'm reading here. There is a new sexual
fetish that is becoming mainstream, and I I'm not quite
share what the make of this. I'll explain it to
(18:02):
you in just a minute, but it comes in as
the fourth ranked top fetish of the year.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Fourth ranked. What do you think number one is? Yes,
according to the porn sites, it's sister. It's screwing your
sister stepsister.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, yeah, yeah, because you know sister would be illegal. No, stepsister,
totally different. Now they don't have it. It says that
this particular thing ranks fourth behind these other three. And
then I don't know which one is one, which one
is number two? Which one is number three, but the
other ones are feet foot fetish water sports. You know
(18:49):
what that is?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Jeffrey Unfortunately, No, not in that context.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What do you think? Just take a guess when it
comes to a sexual fetish, what think water sports is?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Maybe I'm banging in a shower while the shower's going
well close.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
No, it's actually like golden shower stuff, peeing on on
people or getting peed on or whatever. The feet content
foot fetish stuff. You kind of have a little bit
of a foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's only for like if I'm watching your girl with
the pedal thing, pedal pumping, so he.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Likes to watch either barefoot or in high heels, or
the first slippers flip flops. He likes to watch them
push the accelerator pedal of a car. Went there like
spread eagle. Okay, sure, but okay. And the other one
is pegging, so those are the top. Do you know
(19:46):
what pegging is? Jeffrey unfortunately know. I don't tag. I
guess pegging. How has this got something to do with
taking off your artificial leg and going out something like that?
I don't know what do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think it's I don't know, doing something sexual with
a with a prosthetic leg.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
That's all I said.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You know, I'm telling you what you don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You're kind of close, Jeffrey, it is prosthetic.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I actually have no idea that this is the first
time I've heard of this.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So pegging would be I guess a woman putting on
a strap on.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Who would ever watch this? And then and then giving
it to God?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I don't know. Can you do? Can you peg? Can
pegging be female? A female or is that a different
name for that?
Speaker 9 (20:46):
It'd be a different name pegging, I think to me,
and if you mentioned pegging me, that's a specific the
girl doing that.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
To a guy. Okay, so those are the top three fetishes.
So you say, who would ever want that? I don't
know if it's number one, number two, or number three,
but it's in the top three fetishes. I don't know
if I've ever watched that.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I think I've seen it just about everything I'm saying,
even in passing. I don't know if I've ever seen
a pegging even thumbnail.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Ever. I mean I've seen every kind of porn. I mean,
there's no doubt that you've seen that. It's you've come
up across it, no pun intended at sometime and sometime
in your life. So what do you think the fourth
If you were to guess, what do you think the
fourth ranked fetishes? This is the one that's new. It's
just becoming popular now, it's growing in popularity. The fourth
(21:44):
ranked fetish would be what? So we have feet pegging
and peeplay? What's number four? Making beautiful love? I don't
know things it's trans girls? Oh yeah, that's probably high up. Yeah, okay,
that's a good guess. That's wrong. What do you think
it is, Jeffrey? What what other fetish can you think
(22:06):
of that might be the fourth most popular? Only other
one I can think of is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Tfing t s Okay, that's that's the first thing.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It pops in my head is probably T f ing is.
I don't know where that is, but that's gotta be
somewhere up there on the list. There's no doubt about that.
What'd you say? This?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Boob finished with russ? I don't think that's new though.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
No, it's not the fourth right, what do you think
it is, Charlie? You have any idea? I'm thinking pumps
or something, maybe just full on pumping tea pumping pep
oh yeah, okay, I didn't know if you were talking
pumped some what's he talking about? So you're talking about putting?
Like are you talking like is this where they put
(22:55):
like a vacuum pump over the oh wait, over the
guy or over the girl some of the pumping in general?
I think both because I've seen this, because I don't
know if I've ever seen it.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
With a guy doing that.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Yes, girls really plumping, pump plumping.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's insane. I don't know exactly what is to me.
That's not I don't know, it's not super appealing. But
it's where they put like a vacuum thing over the
badge area and then they's full.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Of blood, isn't it? Oh my god, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Looks affected.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
It looks like a like a baboo's ass who get
lip injections and they're too much, you know, those big
fat lip injections.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Can you give me a picture of baboon ass, Charlie, like,
you know that big red baboon looking ass.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's kind of like what this looks like.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I guess some people are aroused by that, but that's
not it. It's not the fourth top fetish for Joe
boss As requested.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This is what it looks like. You take the tail
off obviously, but that's what it looks like. Yeah. Why
is there ass so red? Why is a bad boos.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Ass red just steering?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do you think it hurts? Is it inflamed? Is it
that's so attracted meat?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's yeah the color hmm. Now, the fourth most popular
fetish for the year is armpit fetishes. So armpit licking
and tickling is the fourth most popular fetish. It's shot
up the charts for whatever reason, it's becoming more mainstream.
(24:44):
I don't know exactly why. They say that there are
some various reasons people could be into armpit fetishes. That
the if if you're getting, if you are the one
getting let's say tickled, for instance, or even licked like
they may, your dominant partner may hold you down and
(25:05):
tickle or lick your armpits, and you are submitting to that,
you are losing control. They also say that part of
it is that your armpits are sensitive, and that there
are people who can actually orgasm from having their armpits licked.
(25:28):
On top of that, the actual odor from the armpit
is a turn on because of pheromones and actual just
straight up body odor. Apparently a combination of those turns
people on. I don't know, man zero interest in an armpitt.
(25:50):
I don't have an interest in an armpit either, And
the only feeling I ever have from one is could
be discussed like that's grossness. It's steaks, right, armpits. Maybe
just because I'm a guy, maybe chick. Maybe girls armpits
don't stink as bad, but they can.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
But I'm saying it's either just something totally neutral on it,
or it's gross.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, there's no, it's not hot. I've never looked at
an arm pillant that's a good arm I guess.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
That this has been around because I worked at an
adult shop and I had gotten some sex dice once
and one of the sides said armpit on it, and
I was like what because the other options on the
other dice was licks, you know, yiss yeah, And I
was like, why would anybody want to be But I
(26:37):
guess it's very warm, and it's probably soft skin if you,
you know, for a guy, not for a lady or
a guy.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
In addition, people are humping armpits as well, so now, Jeffrey,
I ask you all of this because you said you
were willing to participate in something today, So maybe we
could run a little experiment. First of all, do you
think or have you ever been you like the pedal
(27:07):
pumping videos? Have you ever been aroused by an armpit?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't think I could see myself being aroused by
an armpit. I'm being flat out on us here, not bsing.
I don't think it could be aroused by an armpit.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do you think you could arouse a woman through her armpit?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't know because I never tried it. But you're
willing to try it. I mean, let me just give
the old college trying.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Okay, all right, well there's two women on this show.
Who else would be willing to try this? Tuci, you
haven't had any action in fourteen years? What do you say?
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I'm not asking something like Jeffrey's armpit?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I actually have an allergy to saliva.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Oh what kept me from being intimate with anyone?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Then there there was a girl. What was the story.
I'm trying to remember if it was somebody that I
ran across or somebody that was it? Somebody Jeffrey, was it?
I don't remember. There was a girl, and I have
a seaman allergy. I'm allergic to seamen. You can't.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Oh you can't. I where was that? I don't recall
there was somebody in our Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What was I anyway? Uh?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
So you're not allergic to being tickled though? They said tickling?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
They Yeah, so, Jeffrey, would you like to.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I am not allowed to be tackling nickling.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I made that up.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
I cannot be touched. I have an allergic reaction.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What a hippocrite, total hypocrite?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Will you tickled Jeffrey?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Why not touch him? I will not lick him. I
will not hump him.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, it leaves it up to well, I guess we
have two other people. I guess Charlie can Troy.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I mean it's nothing that says I'm married, nothing that
says you can't. I'm sorry. That's cheating me too. You
can't do that, Crystal. Have you ever you know you
you rolled this dice or you had this dice at
the adult story that you worked at.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Did that.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Sort of peak your interest? And did you ever try
anything with the armpit into armpit? Blay?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
No, No, never would it ever peak my at all.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Have you ever been tickled in the armpit in a
flirtatious or sexual manner? Well, of course yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
I with my spouse, we would tickle or you know,
and be I laugh and have fun. I think that
to me, the tickling opens up when a woman's laughing
and having fun and relaxed. Now you might actually be
able to kind of get in there and slide in
in more of an intimate way once you get her comfortable,
(30:16):
and by getting her comfortable laughing and stuff, then maybe
you could proceed to first base, second base.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So I could see.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
How that could open up the doorway to her being
turned on, But not as the initial Hey I'm gonna
turn you on. I'm gonna start tickling you. I wouldn't
go into it in that way now.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Zombie Joe says that he has this a huge armpit fetish.
He loves railing a chick while licking her pits. He says,
whoa what if your boyfriend came to you, Crystal and said,
or what if he doesn't say anything, What if he
just did this, He's going to town. You're on your back,
(30:56):
he's railing you. He has your arms up, he's holding
your arms above your head and then.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Just just licks your armpit.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
I mean, I would still play along if we're in
the middle of it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I don't want to derail arm.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, what are you doing? Gross?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I definitely wouldn't want to make him feel uncomfortable. Later,
I might be like, what was that in the middle
of you know, and bringing up in a different like that,
and I would ask like, are you into that?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Is it something you want?
Speaker 8 (31:26):
And I would at least be open to exploring that
idea verbally or physically.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You might let him lick your armpit then if he
really was number yeah, yeah, of course would what if
he said I want you to lick my armpit?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
That I would be a little more reluctant, but I
probably would try it at least once for the sake
of trying it for him. I do like to poke
him in his armpit a lot, whenever his arm is up.
I just want to poke him in the armpit or
in that area for some reason, just because I know
he's vulnerable and it's just fun for me to like
(32:01):
annoy him.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
More than anything.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
I don't think I've ever wanted to shove my face
in there though.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
All right, Jeffery, I'm gonna give you a few minutes
to think about if you'd like to make a move
on one of these ladies. And what if, doush, What
if I gave you the opportunity, he could look at
your armpit or you could look his No, not doing that,
tickle his arm?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
No, I'm not tickling. I'm not touching. Where's that?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Don't be such a stick and got it fun?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Have some fun hair over, get the wheel out.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The hair. Oh that's what she thought I was going
to pull out because she already said that the any
commercial port. I'm not doing anything with that hair. I'm
not putting hair.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Come on fun Friday.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Thank god. Crystal is around a lot of fun. Yes, yes,
that's great. In fact, here's some Doogi's sexy panties who
this person goes by says that Crystal is peg. The
guy ask her, please, have you ever pegn the guy
at Crystal.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
No, I've never even had a digit near that area
on a gentleman digited No, And the guys I've been with,
nobody's ever asked for that, And so I have never
ventured down that area.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
All right, I've got to take a break. Jeffrey, what
are you thinking? Is this turning you on a little bit?
Thinking about these pits?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It would help, do you know, try to turn Dougie
on a little bit. Maybe she might lighten up, light up, Yeah, yeah,
maybe you know. I mean not because she hadn't had
any I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I'm trying to you.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
We had any action for almost show you, Jeffrey, if
you were to choose whose pit would you like to lick?
Think about that and then you can answer. When we
were turn We'll be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Hang on,
Previously on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It continues now, so I'm started.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We got a little sidetracked there, but I said, who
is crazier? And I was giving you two options A
or B. A are these women who are removing ribs?
I still have not one hundred percent convinced this is real,
but they are telling you, these news outlets are saying
that it is. I don't recommend rib surgery to anyone.
(00:36):
One of these people says in an interview one year
after they got the elective surgery. They had six ribs
removed three I guess, three from each side.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
How many do we have? Total? Twelve? All right, each side?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Are in totality six on each side.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
That's a good question. Oh, it says here. Let me
read this. This will me make sure I'm getting this straight.
Where did this go? Yeah? Twelve pairs, twelve pairs of
twenty four okay, having a total of six ribs taken
out of her body, three from each side. Anyways, I
(01:15):
don't recommend rib removal surgery to anyone. There are no
longer ribs protecting my liver and kidneys, which could be
a problem if I'm ever in a bad accident or
experience an extreme impact. The recovery process took about seven months.
It was intense and incredibly painful. Coughing felt like someone
(01:37):
was murdering me. So that's crazy, isn't it. Yes, Oh,
we do remember stories mayorly Manson remove his ribs so
he could suck his own. Yeah, everybody knows that, right, Yeah,
that's a fact. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Did Darry Parton remove one of.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Her ribs so she could do? What?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Make her chest? No sucking of anything, just make her
chest look bigger? Should I ask? Google?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Know about?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
All I know about Dolly Parties that she did have
a breast reduction because her breasts were naturally large, and
I think it was putting stress on her the weight,
their weight was putting stress on her back.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
She had a breast reduction.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
That's what I read. I could be wrong, but that's
what I've read.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's the that's the reason why, because you can't remember
Dolly Parton's almost eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Years old, all right now. So that's your option A.
Women who are removing their ribs so that they can
have thinner waistlines. I'll give you two other options. Option
B is the woman who is searching I need a
loan and also Louis Vauton bags.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I'm not buying a Louis Vauton bag.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Why are you looking it up?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I always look it up to see if they ever
have sales, because that's a dream of mine.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, now clear sale greydas only they did you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And look researching loans like the place that I was
looking up.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I guess they do college loans.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, so that's all. You haven't been putting money away
college fund.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
She has money put aside, but still, I was just
researching how that works, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
So anyways, so that's Option A is the people removing
the women removing their ribs so they can be, you know,
have a thinner waistline. Option B is this woman, Natalie Green.
She's twenty six years old. She was a New Jersey
I think aid to maybe a congressman or something like that.
(03:41):
I don't know, but her name is Natalie Green, twenty
six years old. She's I don't know if sense if
you have like a regular photo of her, she is.
She's really really good looking. I mean, look at this picture.
Isn't that very cute? Man? She's very good looking, dark haired,
our eyes. Of course, I'm a little biased. I guess
(04:03):
there she is in a red sparkly dressed holding a
Louis Vauton. Person is that I can't see that?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, gucci.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Anyway, so she might be who's crazier, the people removing
their ribs or her? Because here's what she was up to.
For some reason, she decided that she wanted to well,
let me just let me start over. She was found
in the middle of the woods, bound with zip ties,
(04:36):
hog tied, face down, all slashed up, I mean her face,
her body. Here's a picture of her from the body camp.
She has no shirt on.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Oh that's her head.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is head is up down at the well up at
the top of the photo. She's face down in the
mud out there. And she was carved up with just
all sorts of you know, somebody took a knife and
carved all these things into her skin all over the place.
They also took a marker and wrote Trump whore across
(05:17):
her stomach because she is a Republican. You see that
there the Let me see if you have do you
have any of all of her slat? Do you have
the one of a hospital? Okay, yeah, here you go,
that's uh, that is one. Do you see hospital one photo?
Do you have that snenz.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That's that's blood, that's slash Mark's bloody.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, okay, let me almost looks like a standby hanging.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Let me this one right here? H stand by this?
Come on, I want this?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Frozen?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh, oh my god? What happened here? Now? My screens
are What did I do? I did something? Do you
see this? And that's what is happening? How do I
get out of here? Look at this? I know what
you're doing. I don't know. I can't get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Hey do you?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
How do you get out of there?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
There? Oh no, look I've made the whole screen? How
do you zoom out? What happened here?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know? How do I what?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I dumbness?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I don't know. My computer is my computer. The screens
are so zoomed in now that I can scroll on
my desktop. I've never seen this before anyway, son of
a bitch?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Is it the sense resolution of the monitor? You didn't
change that? I did not? Oh my god, I have
no idea what I'm doing? Is there a mouse button
that was actually accidentally clicked? Sometimes those weird mouse buttons,
the side ones or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is a full restart. How do you get out
of this?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
You might restart it and it be the same size.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You don't know. Oh my god, this is a disaster,
total disaster. Maybe are you magnified? No, it's a scale.
This is something that happens to like an old lady.
You know what I'm saying. Did you hit like the
that little thing that if you have.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Like an eye problem or something, or you can't hear
it'll it'll read it to you, or.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
The magnified magnifying glass will pop up. Where is that?
I didn't see it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It's like there's a shortcut, keyboard, shortcut that gets to it,
but I'm not sure. Oh my god, accessibility?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that the exactly something?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
My mom would call me and say her computer zoomed in,
and I would I wouldn't believe her. I would go, no,
it's not and I'd get to her house and I'd
see that she's done this.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I have no idea how to fix it.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
A button up top that goes back down? Is it
you're the desktop? It's it's I think you're magnifier. I
think it's successful.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Oh here we go. Hold on, stand by, standing by
there we God, magnify, that's right. You accidentally hit the
U the shortcut to accessibility.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Anyways, let's see where was I see, Let's get back
to this. So here's yeah, here's the hospital.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Oh no, I can't find it. Now what are.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
We looking at a picture of that? This is all
because Snitcher just wouldn't show that image.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
It's not in the article. Yeah, all because Schnitzer, because
the thing that's in our all right table system is
not there. Here is here's hospital photo one. Here she
is in the hospital. This is a girl the gopaid.
She's found in the woods, hog tidede, zip tied. Look
(09:17):
at this, She's been all slashed up. She had trump
hoorror scrawled across her stomach. There. Can you believe the
heinous attack label? He was twenty six years old. So
the police they come out. You saw it still from
the body camera, and they go, oh my god, what happened?
They got a nine to one one call from her
(09:38):
friend and her friend it's like, oh, we were held
up at gunpoint and they attacked us. They kidnapped her
and help help, and they found her in the woods,
all slashed up, and the police, of course launched an investigation.
There's obviously some sort of anti Trump lunatic out there.
And then the police go, wait a second, her story
(10:01):
isn't quite matching up with her friend's story. You called
nine one one. There seemed to be a few inconsistencies,
so they investigate and Schnitt's that photo that you put
up where she's kind of standing up and she has
these slash marks on her.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Get you know why I said that at the bottom?
What did it say about the body modification artist photo?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, so, two or three days before the attack, she
traveled to I think it was It might have been Indiana.
I'm not sure where she went. She went to a
body modification person and paid them five hundred dollars to
slash her up like this. Can you believe that? Yeah,
this woman staged the phony.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Attack, made the entire thing up. Wower likes.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I don't know why she did it to the police. Yes,
she had a friend.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
She got her friend to call nine one one for her.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
He was in on it. I guess I think they
did this because they wanted It's almost like the Jussie
Smolllette thing. They want I guess, sympathy.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They want to attention, money, sure opportunity.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They want to make the quote unquote other side look crazy,
and oh look what they'll stoop to. Not a great
plan here, though, when you pay somebody five hundred dollars
to slash you up like this, and then it becomes
a news story that some girl was all slashed up,
And so they have now charged her and they have
put they they've they are requiring that she get mental
(11:35):
health help. Yeah, obviously who bound her. I'm guessing the
friend who called nine to one one. She couldn't do
it herself.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So she is getting charged as well aiding in a bedding.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh yeah, she's charged with uh, I don't know whatever.
Who knows being crazy? I guess? But that picture of
her in the red dress? How could somebody that hot
be that crazy? Look at this? She's beautiful? What is
what is? Ugly?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
People are okay to be crazy? She can't.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
You can't be crazy when you're this hot. You can
be a little bit crazy, but not this really really crazy. Yeah,
I mean slashing yourself all up, that's real crazy.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So she was seeking attention.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You tell me who's crazier. The women getting their ribs
removed to have a smaller waistline, or this chick who
faked an attack has to go out in the woods
zip tied, face down, all slashed up with Trump horror
across her stomach and everything.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Who's crazier my opinion, I think the Trump horror model.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You think so, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Because you're seeking something. I mean, if I'm doing the
rib removal, yeah, that's I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
That's also crazy. But that's also crazy. I admit it.
That's crazy. You know, it's hard.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
I want to feel good about myself, and I think
that's the path I'm going to take. This girl's path
of trying to feel good about herself for getting sympathy
or attention through all of this so many different layers.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I think that's worse.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, and she got the police involved. That's what makes
it really crazy. So you go, they're going to do
an investigation into this. They're going to find out obviously
that you didn't do this. They she worked for a guy,
a representative, Jeff Van Drew. They also had the friends
(13:27):
scroll Van Drew is a racist on her bar on
her body as part of this bogus ambush. So they're
trying to make it look like somebody you know some
libtard did this or something, But oh my god, what
did she and she was a she was a law
school student. What is wrong with this chick?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Has anyone come out in her circle? Maybe an ex boyfriend,
family members. She's been struggling, she's been depressed.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know. But they found these zip ties in
her maserati that she drives, So it's not like she's
hard up for cash. I don't know what her history
is or anything like that. She faces up to ten
years in prison.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You said, who is she?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, she was an aid to that congressman. She's making
that much money. Probably came from a rich family, would
be my guess. She went to law school or she
went to some fancy law school and everything too sod.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You bang her.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Pretty good looking?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Knowing that she did this, Say you're a single.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Man, Oh she's pretty good looking.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Would you date her?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I would have to have Oh yeah, yes, but I
would have to notify like I'd have to I'd have
to text Charlie where I'm going in advance, kind of
like chicks have to do it. I met this guy
and I'm going out with him to wherever, Like I'd
have to tell Charlie, Hey here, I'm going over to
meet this girl. If you don't hear from me in
(14:53):
the next three hours, call nine one one and film
the entire thing, because yeah, who knows what what kind
of crazy claim she's going to have after the fact
of what you were doing to her and you raped
her and everything else. I mean, that is that is
next level craziness. Yes, I'll give it to you. She
is indeed crazier than the people removing their ribs. Jeffrey,
you said you were up for something, and I don't know,
(15:16):
we'll see if anybody else is up for a little
something something here on the show. I read something else
and I thought, that is strange. Not as crazy as
these two stories that I just told you, but it's
a little it's a little it's a little bit strange.
And you're willing to participate, Jeffrey, So I like that
he's always willing to step Updugie, you probably are too,
(15:36):
because yesterday you just yesterday you were coming over here.
You wanted to color my mustache with something. You go
come on to have fun from once. I'm not having something,
so Dougie, I think that maybe you should do it,
just have some fun for once. I thought, because it's no,
(15:56):
because it's so hypocritical.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
You're hypocritical. You are, You're the biggest hypocrite out there. No, yeah,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Tell you right now, I have a doctor's notes.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So rotten, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I just got botox. I can't do anything, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So Jeffery, you're in. Maybe we'll find somebody else that
will be in with you, stand by forever. Then I
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(17:17):
We will be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang
on your hand. If not, then raise your standard. Now
back to the show, all right. Jeffrey said that he
is willing to participate in somebody. We'll see who else
is going to join him. I'll get to that in
(17:41):
just a minute. But it sort of ties in with
something that I'm reading here. There is a new sexual
fetish that is becoming mainstream, and I I'm not quite
share what the make of this. I'll explain it to
(18:02):
you in just a minute, but it comes in as
the fourth ranked top fetish of the year.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Fourth ranked. What do you think number one is? Yes,
according to the porn sites, it's sister. It's screwing your
sister stepsister.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, yeah, yeah, because you know sister would be illegal. No, stepsister,
totally different. Now they don't have it. It says that
this particular thing ranks fourth behind these other three. And
then I don't know which one is one, which one
is number two? Which one is number three, but the
other ones are feet foot fetish water sports. You know
(18:49):
what that is?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Jeffrey Unfortunately, No, not in that context.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
What do you think? Just take a guess when it
comes to a sexual fetish, what think water sports is?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Maybe I'm banging in a shower while the shower's going
well close.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
No, it's actually like golden shower stuff, peeing on on
people or getting peed on or whatever. The feet content
foot fetish stuff. You kind of have a little bit
of a foot fetish.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's only for like if I'm watching your girl with
the pedal thing, pedal pumping, so he.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Likes to watch either barefoot or in high heels, or
the first slippers flip flops. He likes to watch them
push the accelerator pedal of a car. Went there like
spread eagle. Okay, sure, but okay. And the other one
is pegging, so those are the top. Do you know
(19:46):
what pegging is? Jeffrey unfortunately know. I don't tag. I
guess pegging. How has this got something to do with
taking off your artificial leg and going out something like that?
I don't know what do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think it's I don't know, doing something sexual with
a with a prosthetic leg.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
That's all I said.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You know, I'm telling you what you don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You're kind of close, Jeffrey, it is prosthetic.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I actually have no idea that this is the first
time I've heard of this.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
So pegging would be I guess a woman putting on
a strap on.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Who would ever watch this? And then and then giving
it to God?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I don't know. Can you do? Can you peg? Can
pegging be female? A female or is that a different
name for that?
Speaker 9 (20:46):
It'd be a different name pegging, I think to me,
and if you mentioned pegging me, that's a specific the
girl doing that.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
To a guy. Okay, so those are the top three fetishes.
So you say, who would ever want that? I don't
know if it's number one, number two, or number three,
but it's in the top three fetishes. I don't know
if I've ever watched that.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I think I've seen it just about everything I'm saying,
even in passing. I don't know if I've ever seen
a pegging even thumbnail.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Ever. I mean I've seen every kind of porn. I mean,
there's no doubt that you've seen that. It's you've come
up across it, no pun intended at sometime and sometime
in your life. So what do you think the fourth
If you were to guess, what do you think the
fourth ranked fetishes? This is the one that's new. It's
just becoming popular now, it's growing in popularity. The fourth
(21:44):
ranked fetish would be what? So we have feet pegging
and peeplay? What's number four? Making beautiful love? I don't
know things it's trans girls? Oh yeah, that's probably high up. Yeah, okay,
that's a good guess. That's wrong. What do you think
it is, Jeffrey? What what other fetish can you think
(22:06):
of that might be the fourth most popular? Only other
one I can think of is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Tfing t s Okay, that's that's the first thing.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It pops in my head is probably T f ing is.
I don't know where that is, but that's gotta be
somewhere up there on the list. There's no doubt about that.
What'd you say? This?
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Boob finished with russ? I don't think that's new though.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
No, it's not the fourth right, what do you think
it is, Charlie? You have any idea? I'm thinking pumps
or something, maybe just full on pumping tea pumping pep
oh yeah, okay, I didn't know if you were talking
pumped some what's he talking about? So you're talking about putting?
Like are you talking like is this where they put
(22:55):
like a vacuum pump over the oh wait, over the
guy or over the girl some of the pumping in general?
I think both because I've seen this, because I don't
know if I've ever seen it.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
With a guy doing that.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Yes, girls really plumping, pump plumping.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
It's insane. I don't know exactly what is to me.
That's not I don't know, it's not super appealing. But
it's where they put like a vacuum thing over the
badge area and then they's full.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Of blood, isn't it? Oh my god, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Looks affected.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
It looks like a like a baboo's ass who get
lip injections and they're too much, you know, those big
fat lip injections.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Can you give me a picture of baboon ass, Charlie, like,
you know that big red baboon looking ass.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
It's kind of like what this looks like.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I guess some people are aroused by that, but that's
not it. It's not the fourth top fetish for Joe
boss As requested.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This is what it looks like. You take the tail
off obviously, but that's what it looks like. Yeah. Why
is there ass so red? Why is a bad boos.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Ass red just steering?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do you think it hurts? Is it inflamed? Is it
that's so attracted meat?
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's yeah the color hmm. Now, the fourth most popular
fetish for the year is armpit fetishes. So armpit licking
and tickling is the fourth most popular fetish. It's shot
up the charts for whatever reason, it's becoming more mainstream.
(24:44):
I don't know exactly why. They say that there are
some various reasons people could be into armpit fetishes. That
the if if you're getting, if you are the one
getting let's say tickled, for instance, or even licked like
they may, your dominant partner may hold you down and
(25:05):
tickle or lick your armpits, and you are submitting to that,
you are losing control. They also say that part of
it is that your armpits are sensitive, and that there
are people who can actually orgasm from having their armpits licked.
(25:28):
On top of that, the actual odor from the armpit
is a turn on because of pheromones and actual just
straight up body odor. Apparently a combination of those turns
people on. I don't know, man zero interest in an armpitt.
(25:50):
I don't have an interest in an armpit either, And
the only feeling I ever have from one is could
be discussed like that's grossness. It's steaks, right, armpits. Maybe
just because I'm a guy, maybe chick. Maybe girls armpits
don't stink as bad, but they can.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
But I'm saying it's either just something totally neutral on it,
or it's gross.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, there's no, it's not hot. I've never looked at
an arm pillant that's a good arm I guess.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
That this has been around because I worked at an
adult shop and I had gotten some sex dice once
and one of the sides said armpit on it, and
I was like what because the other options on the
other dice was licks, you know, yiss yeah, And I
was like, why would anybody want to be But I
(26:37):
guess it's very warm, and it's probably soft skin if you,
you know, for a guy, not for a lady or
a guy.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
In addition, people are humping armpits as well, so now, Jeffrey,
I ask you all of this because you said you
were willing to participate in something today, So maybe we
could run a little experiment. First of all, do you
think or have you ever been you like the pedal
(27:07):
pumping videos? Have you ever been aroused by an armpit?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't think I could see myself being aroused by
an armpit. I'm being flat out on us here, not bsing.
I don't think it could be aroused by an armpit.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Do you think you could arouse a woman through her armpit?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't know because I never tried it. But you're
willing to try it. I mean, let me just give
the old college trying.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Okay, all right, well there's two women on this show.
Who else would be willing to try this? Tuci, you
haven't had any action in fourteen years? What do you say?
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I'm not asking something like Jeffrey's armpit?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I actually have an allergy to saliva.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Oh what kept me from being intimate with anyone?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Then there there was a girl. What was the story.
I'm trying to remember if it was somebody that I
ran across or somebody that was it? Somebody Jeffrey, was it?
I don't remember. There was a girl, and I have
a seaman allergy. I'm allergic to seamen. You can't.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Oh you can't. I where was that? I don't recall
there was somebody in our Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
What was I anyway? Uh?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
So you're not allergic to being tickled though? They said tickling?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
They Yeah, so, Jeffrey, would you like to.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I am not allowed to be tackling nickling.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I made that up.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
I cannot be touched. I have an allergic reaction.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
What a hippocrite, total hypocrite?
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Will you tickled Jeffrey?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Why not touch him? I will not lick him. I
will not hump him.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, it leaves it up to well, I guess we
have two other people. I guess Charlie can Troy.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I mean it's nothing that says I'm married, nothing that
says you can't. I'm sorry. That's cheating me too. You
can't do that, Crystal. Have you ever you know you
you rolled this dice or you had this dice at
the adult story that you worked at.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Did that.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Sort of peak your interest? And did you ever try
anything with the armpit into armpit? Blay?
Speaker 8 (29:37):
No, No, never would it ever peak my at all.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Have you ever been tickled in the armpit in a
flirtatious or sexual manner? Well, of course yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
I with my spouse, we would tickle or you know,
and be I laugh and have fun. I think that
to me, the tickling opens up when a woman's laughing
and having fun and relaxed. Now you might actually be
able to kind of get in there and slide in
in more of an intimate way once you get her comfortable,
(30:16):
and by getting her comfortable laughing and stuff, then maybe
you could proceed to first base, second base.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
So I could see.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
How that could open up the doorway to her being
turned on, But not as the initial Hey I'm gonna
turn you on. I'm gonna start tickling you. I wouldn't
go into it in that way now.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Zombie Joe says that he has this a huge armpit fetish.
He loves railing a chick while licking her pits. He says,
whoa what if your boyfriend came to you, Crystal and said,
or what if he doesn't say anything, What if he
just did this, He's going to town. You're on your back,
(30:56):
he's railing you. He has your arms up, he's holding
your arms above your head and then.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Just just licks your armpit.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
What do you do?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
I mean, I would still play along if we're in
the middle of it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
I don't want to derail arm.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, what are you doing? Gross?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I definitely wouldn't want to make him feel uncomfortable. Later,
I might be like, what was that in the middle
of you know, and bringing up in a different like that,
and I would ask like, are you into that?
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Is it something you want?
Speaker 8 (31:26):
And I would at least be open to exploring that
idea verbally or physically.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You might let him lick your armpit then if he
really was number yeah, yeah, of course would what if
he said I want you to lick my armpit?
Speaker 8 (31:40):
That I would be a little more reluctant, but I
probably would try it at least once for the sake
of trying it for him. I do like to poke
him in his armpit a lot, whenever his arm is up.
I just want to poke him in the armpit or
in that area for some reason, just because I know
he's vulnerable and it's just fun for me to like
(32:01):
annoy him.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
More than anything.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
I don't think I've ever wanted to shove my face
in there though.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
All right, Jeffery, I'm gonna give you a few minutes
to think about if you'd like to make a move
on one of these ladies. And what if, doush, What
if I gave you the opportunity, he could look at
your armpit or you could look his No, not doing that,
tickle his arm?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
No, I'm not tickling. I'm not touching. Where's that?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Don't be such a stick and got it fun?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Have some fun hair over, get the wheel out.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The hair. Oh that's what she thought I was going
to pull out because she already said that the any
commercial port. I'm not doing anything with that hair. I'm
not putting hair.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Come on fun Friday.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Thank god. Crystal is around a lot of fun. Yes, yes,
that's great. In fact, here's some Doogi's sexy panties who
this person goes by says that Crystal is peg. The
guy ask her, please, have you ever pegn the guy
at Crystal.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
No, I've never even had a digit near that area
on a gentleman digited No, And the guys I've been with,
nobody's ever asked for that, And so I have never
ventured down that area.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
All right, I've got to take a break. Jeffrey, what
are you thinking? Is this turning you on a little bit?
Thinking about these pits?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It would help, do you know, try to turn Dougie
on a little bit. Maybe she might lighten up, light up, Yeah, yeah,
maybe you know. I mean not because she hadn't had
any I guess you know.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I'm trying to you.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
We had any action for almost show you, Jeffrey, if
you were to choose whose pit would you like to lick?
Think about that and then you can answer. When we
were turn We'll be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Hang on,
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