December 5, 2025 • 44 mins
Will Duji let JLR lick her armpit? Roger Borkum, a former World Trade Center worker, was beaten to death by three teenagers. DraftKings bets.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This morning, glorious turn us on.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We promised always return the failure.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Now back to the show, we learned that the fourth
most popular fetish over the past year has been armpit
fetish stuff on porn huts.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I mean, I've heard of this before.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I had no idea it was this big and becoming
this main stream.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Like having sex with it right, not the leak, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean I think it all. It's all encompassing. Anything
to do with the armpit would be considered an armpit fetish.
So you could hump the armpit. That also doesn't quite
really do it for me, but a guy will hump
almost anything, you know, the back of a knee. An
armpit was offered yet, I mean, I'm not gonna take yet.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let my weight out now for an arm.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
They go armpit or nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You go, okay, armpit? I guess yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
The tickling and licking of armpits also in there. That's all,
like I said, all encompassing. Jeffery's been thinking about who
he would like to lick the pit up if they
were your choice, and they were both either one of
them said they were willing to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Jeffrey, would you lick I don't know about the licking
pipe up, maybe the tickling part. I'm more comfortable with
hi tickling. I mean, I mean, I'll come. I'm gonna help.
Do you here to see if I can? Oh yeah,
at least tickle you?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You tickle? What do you know doing pit with Jeffrey?
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Come on, I'm gonna say this. If the roles were
reversed and I refuse to do.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It, you do refuse that, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
She'd go, why are you even here?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Go home?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Bah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Trying to turn that around a little bit here.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know, I'm not doing it already told you.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Not having him touch me, you know, would be crazy
if anyone had a thumb twiddling fetish because somebody said,
there's somebody. Cynthia's on the line. She says that Jeffery's
thumbs were twiddling a mile a minute when he was
thinking about Crystal. Is that accurate? He was just really
like it wanted to overdrive Cynthia.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. He was sitting next to Crystal
and Crystal's like turning them on and his fingers were.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Going to mile a minute. And then when you asked.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Him, do he mentioned doogie like loosening up. I'm sure
he was loosening. He was loosening up doing all that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh yeah, he's getting those fingers anything, ready to go anything, Crystal.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I think, I think what I think the reason why
I do my thumbing twiddle my thumbs a lot. It's
like it's kind of like it's like a way like
helps me think, you know at times, or helps me call.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
No, it's because you were ready to go, Bro, you
were righty and.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Just jo he gotta keep his respectfully, I respectfully have to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Disagree with you, my dear. I just hel keep me
call now.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I don't do anything stupid or say anything I would
regret that would cost me my job here. So yeah,
I mean it's a habit. But I mean, like I
remember when Charlie had the fit, when Charlie Nan had
the fidget spinners and it would really pissed eater off,
and I was like, what fidget?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Don't remember the fidget spinners? We used to did a
bit on the show with that fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dud you remember that cam?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're on rovers Morning Glory, Good morning Cam.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Good morning, Hey, what's happening? So I want to ask
JL wedding rings at Uh. Oh, my wedding ring is
in my destroyer at home. Oh, why don't you worry
which death stoy the destroyer I have in my bedroom?
Speaker 9 (03:51):
Figure it up.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Hey, Cam you're in probably has the keys at his house.
He's maybe he's one of these guys that stole jeff
his car last weekend and took it for a joy ride.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So why don't you wear your wedding ring, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
One of the reasons why is I think I may
gain weight, My fear may have fattened up, but it
may have to have it resized.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, you're skinny.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Dougie hater Dave seventy two boy giving him a lot
of material this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, Dougie hater Dave seventy two, good morning. We're over
a Uh.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
It's obviously that obvious that Dougie's not going to participate
in this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But uh, maybe the reason.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Is that her armpits are so hairy. She don't want
anybody to see him. But can she show us her
armpits to see off?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Harry?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
They are right now? That's it? All right? Yeah, nobody's question. Yeah,
nobody's touching. You can show us that armpit.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Maybe take a watch out because you may get like
super turned on by this. Now this armpit fetish.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Where's he going? Probably going to wait, I don't know where.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
He's ready, he's going ready.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's the same under just the thought of you showing
your going.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hold on his long under its like a long underwear
shirt on and had all that off as well, you
number three. Now he has a wife beating around under
that and these pits.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nobody nobody asked you we're.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Talking about pits.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But no, I just wanted to see if.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Maybe I can.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, your crystal hers, every.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Crystal show hers. I showed mine some kind of like
monkey see monkey.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do basically yours. He wants to see yours. That was
why he did it. Hear you want to see are
we doing?
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Arm pit?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hair? I can only lift one arm, my right arm.
I can lift up here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
With your nipples. Do you shaven a mold? Yes? That's it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You have this checked.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Deflecting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's see that pit, doue. Come on, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You have a hockey jersey on. It's jersey. I'm a
Christmas fan, Charlie.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Let's see that pit. Let's see those pits. You see
that pit. We're putting the pressure on there. She's got
if everyone shows their pit off, she's got to show her.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A picture of it. I'm gonna take because I don't
have any clothes on. What do you mean you don't
have any clothes off? I don't have any clothes on.
What do you have on under that hockey my body?
You're just trying to get me naked.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm not even there. I won't keep my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Nice. Oh, there's Charlie's pit very long.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Charlie actually grows more hair under.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
His pit than he does on his face. To only
put that in my pub.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So all that hair growth, whatever it is, it goes
down into the pubes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's just leave the face. Here we go. Oh, jerseys
coming off. She is wearing a shirt underneath that gens.
How many layers do you have on? Less than Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
She's trying to cover her body as well as she's
taking this hockey jersey off. And now she's come on
body positivity, dog, This is.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was around normal people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You should feel positivity. Yeah, yeah, so Crystal, you're always
willing to participate, do it?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't. Let's not go.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Let's not go.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Crazy excited? Yeah, down a little bit. What is you have? Okay?
Do you have a broader as an a bandage? All right,
Trevor Ted is like the least all right?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
She does not have.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Any hair in her armpit there? Okay, it's laser hair removal.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's perfect for that tongue there, Jeffrey. So maybe all right, Crystal,
you're up. Let's see what do you got to do?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The same thing as Dougey. I have to kind of
hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You have to cover up if you gotten modest all of.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
A sudden, you're ever modest.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Stand by, here she comes, She's take it, covering up
with a blanket. Anyone who has an armpit fed as
you better fire up r mg TV.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I guess this is the fourth most popular fo right now.
It's freaking hard. Why is she acting like this? She
never acts like this. She's always showing her body.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh that's she has no hair under there either, So
that's all right. Now, hold on, don't get those Let's
not start putting pits back.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Jeffrey getting all riled up back there? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I don't want you saw these pits? Which one turned
you on? The most dogs are crystals?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I would say. I had to say, because he's clean shaven,
I'm not saving the mine.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, I don't carry that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You want to bury that tongue.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And you're not touching me. You're not licking me a feather,
no feathering me.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do you think if and you said crystal as stubble,
do you think if you licked her arm pit it
would be like a tongue scraper that you could get
all the gunk off your tongue on that stubble.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, I don't have any gunk on my tongue.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Did you hear?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
How excited he said? I want to put my face
in there. Oh he can't do's armpit his face.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Right to help you out here, dude, Judy says Rover.
Stop pressuring Dougie.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Why don't you have Jeffrey lick your armpits?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, Collins arm pits.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He'll try something for once.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Will you come in here, Clay Roun armpits?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
What a rotten as dude?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I mean, said JERIFO. You wouldn't even let me touch it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He just said, come on in.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No thanks, I would rather like Sophia Lorans are Joan
Collins's arm pits. Thank you very much here right now?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes, I know that, but I'm just saying that's why
I would rather do. Okay, I'm not looking at another guy's
arm pits.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, all right, let me see here, Brook, you're on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good morning, Brook, Good morning. That was fast. Guys. How's everybody?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's having I'll make I'll make this quick.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
So miss Doogie takes all this injectable stuff to make
her skinny and pretty and all that. What's the point
of taking all that? She's still so insecure she can't
even show you her own kit. I mean, and just
I'm just curious about that.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I have leggings on in a bra, and I didn't
want you to see my sides, my body.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I just don't want you to see. I'm wearing skin
tight clothing right now. But you should. You're not. I'm
comfortable in your own skin.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Every you're not a fan, you should be comfortable in
your own skin. What's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you got this, Yeah, we got this?
Speaker 9 (11:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
All right?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Cupcake?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
See Rover, look you want to look, look look at you.
I did not want to I did not know yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
She's basically throwing yourself at me.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It wasn't she really uncordiate?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Well, it still lets me to the point I'm I
think Doug is still obsessed with you.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, I know, I know that. Want to admit it,
all right, let me see.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, But.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
To flip the flip of the point, Doug thinks you
are obsessed with her still do you guys think you
are obsessed with each other in your own unique ways.
And that's the way I've been reading this whole thing
for the last fifteen years I've been on this show,
and all the arguments you guys have had.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
All Right, here's what I'll here's here's what I'm willing
to do. I don't want Christmal's boyfriend. You know, Christmal's
boyfriend would get mad. You know, Oh, Jeffrey, lick your armpit?
If I just said, hey, lick Chrystal's armpit, right, and
then he'd probably yell at.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Her or whatever. How could you let him look your arm?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But if what if we we could bring this wheel
back in, we spin the wheel and then I don't
think he'd have a leg to stand on, right, Because
it's a random thing correct, we're all putting ourselves out there.
It could land on Charlie and he might have to
lick your arm pit.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Charlie, I have to.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Get my armpit looked by Jeffrey because Dougie won't do anything.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
She could do something. No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm having the hold he put her.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We'll just hold her.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Down and she'll get Jeffrey will have to lick her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Arm pro No.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Sorry, would your boyfriend be mad if if if he
licked if if Jeffrey licked your armpit?
Speaker 10 (13:22):
Oh, I'm sure, yes, why, I'm sure why. I mean
he was mad about the motor boating. I'm sure he's boobs. That's,
like I said, an armpit, though I know he wouldn't
like it. Really another just another man touching me, really
other thing.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
And that the only other solution we could have is
with okay, with with Crystal. We don't have to bring
her boyfriend in here, let him do that to her,
so that that it would be well, it's those two
and he won't be upset.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
No, No, I think what we would have to do
is you like her armpit and then Skinny comes in
on Monday and licks your.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I said, are you going to have my arm pits
looked by another guy?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I would rather have either.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Joan Collinsler in boat Eric or Heather Thomas like myron pits.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
All right here, I'll make it. I'll do a deal here.
Since Charlie and Dougee don't seem to be too willing,
Jeffery and Crystal, maybe she'll agree to this. And again,
I don't think her boyfriend could be too upset if
I let Jeffrey lick my armpit, which is really disgusting,
(14:38):
like I said, Rover, then you could lick her armpit.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No, like I said, I, I'm not even asking you
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Crystal?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
At that point, what could he say? He's licking my
armpit looking your armpit?
Speaker 10 (14:55):
We'll see in my mind and the way I think
is very different than him. I would love to see
Jeffrey in his face in your armpit, licking it.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
High finish the idea, I know, I guess said, I mean,
I'm old on Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Now we're so we're starting to wheel a deal here.
It sounds like Crystal would probably be willing to do this.
Screw what, skinny things. Screw him, writing's two sensitive. We
already have we gathered Dad. He's a big cry baby, right, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, so now it's down to you. I know you
want to bury your face and Crystal's armpit.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's the fourth most popular fetish this year, armpit fetish.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You've had a good lick.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But in order to do that, you have to go
through my armpit first.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, I I did.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I did it once before. I'm not I did it one.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I did a bit similar to this with me and
morting boring a bunch of fatties, you know, Carter?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, thanks, Wow, what a second?
Speaker 12 (16:02):
What you There was five fat dudes who came in anymore, My.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Fatties came in here. One put baby food on their stomach,
the last guy. And then I had to do that
just so I could be allowed to motor boat cageling, Carter,
if I remember, I'm not doing that again.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, you got a motor boat a porn star, right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a porn star.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
This is a co worker kind of have a little
bit different situation here. No, I'm sorry over No, I won't,
I will, I.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Will look to it.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I'm not gonna look at armpit of another guy just.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To look at the armpit of a co worker. Worker,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
But you're tagging of this female co worker, like behind
her back, you're taking pictures of her ass, so you.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Have crank material later, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Iver.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
But the thing is, I never got the picture, and
it's not even in my phone and anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I never got the picture because I got red picture.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
What do you mean you never got I tell you
I never I never was able to take it because
I was caught red handed about to take it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ben red handed where you hit.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
The shutter button on your phone. She turned around and goes,
what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, it wasn't I never got to take the picture.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was attempting to, but it didn't happen. That's the
whole point.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Chris says, what if Crystal Endougie lick each other's our picks?
Now that's something we've both about. Skinny get mad.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
At that.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm I like that idea doing that. No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I've got to take a break eight six six yo're
over eight six six nine six before I want to.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Be I want to make sure we get this in
as our drafting picks. Oh, God, we didn't do one
last week because of the howday we got to try
to make sure we get our DraftKings picks in.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is this it?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Is this the last Draft Kings pick of twenty twenty five.
I don't know regular season. I'm trying to think, what
is the regular seat.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know. Do we go all the way to
I think we only I think the last year we did.
I think we only did it all the way to
the playoffs? Right, So when did the playoffs start?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Let's look, Oh so this is this is it? This
could be for all the marbles. Got a lot to
think about here. Wait, first playoff game January tenth. Okay,
NFL seas let me see. Yeah, so this is it? Well, no,
there could be. Well we are back.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, let me see what's week eight? Week eight, January fourth. Nope, nope, nope.
This is it for all the marble. This is for
all the marbles today. Let me see the chart. I
got to look at that chart.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
All right, all right, let me let me look at
you show us the chart quickly so we could take
a break and really start figuring things out.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
There's only a.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Couple of people that are in the running Charlie is
eighty three dollars, Jeffrey has sixty two dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I have sixty one dollars, and then it drops off
a cliff after that, usually with twenty six crystal with
thirteen at Snitzer with nine dollars and twenty six cents
in last place?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Who's going to make a move? Do you play it safe? Does?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Does Charlie play it safe? Thinking that Jeffrey and I
are going to make a big move in order to
try to have to we throg him. It's kind of
like Final Jeopardy? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Do you bet zero or bet one dollar? What do
you do? Almost?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I mean, I want to speak for you guys, but
you have nothing to lose to try.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And then you should play it smart and don't do
I mean really have nothing to lose? Right? Yes, my
my position, I do. Well, what happens if you're in second?
I mean the first first?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
First place gets six hundred dollars like you said, yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Yes, that have a day you put it one hundred dollars. Second,
no is all from you. Second place, if I remember,
second place gets nothing all the way down. So the
only way you don't lose my second place to get
in first the name starts with an R. They get
five hundred dollars. I remember that, I said, yeah, I
said that, No I did.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I said that My legal name is Ranthony. Yes, name
got rancid in there, So maybe this is not the
way to play it.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Okay, and then I can change my name's referee referel
Okay is a rough.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Referee a little road. I'm like that, Yeah, what a
great name. That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
All right, I've got to take it. So we'll get
to that.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Maybe you let Jeffrey lick your armpit, you get a
twenty dollars credit in your draftking's account.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Maybe you get an extra twenty dollars to place in
the bed. That would bump me up to write even
with Maybe you get approximately let me see this chart again.
I mean, let's see here. You get twenty four dollars
dollars if Jeffrey licks your armpit. So hmm, okay, let's
something to think about. We'll be right back on Rover's
(21:09):
Morning Glory. Hang on, Jeffrey laroquecol differences.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Master of the English Language. I'm missing something here?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
One more time, you're quincoluble differences.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Now back to rovers morning glory.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Mister Mojoe says, looks like everyone loses on DraftKings. The
house always wins. I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Seasons out all. We're in the We're in the middle.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Of this, and I could have cast out a long time.
I would have had doubled my money.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
M M all right, we'll get to those pics in
just a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
People are very upset with dou Why why aren't getting
mad at me?
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Robert?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You're squashing Jeffrey's dream of planting his face in your armpit.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Let them come in here and do it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, you want them to come in and plant their
face in your arm pit?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Will you do that? There's a.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Did you see this story last week? The headliner got me.
I really read this because I go, oh man, this
is this is terrible. What a way for somebody to
go like they've survived. Like if you heard these stories
where somebody survives like a mass shooting and then and
then and a year later they get killed by a
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drunk driver or something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know you got cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well, here is a story about Roger Borkham, sixty four
years old, narrowly escaped the September eleventh terrorist attacks at
the World Trade Center in New York City, just narrowly
escaped with his life, and then last month in Jacksonville, Florida,
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he was found severely beaten at around midnight after three
teens were seen kicking and stomping him. Found with blood
pooled around his head. He had a blood trail that
was extending down the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He was killed.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
The three teenagers were seen rubbaging through his backpack, and
then twenty minutes later they returned to finish him off.
They kicked him multiple times, stopped him, and it led
to his death. He died four days after this vicious,
brutal attack. So imagine that after you narrowly escape with
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your life on September eleventh, the September eleventh attacks, you go,
oh my god, what are the odds of that you
were so lucky to survive September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And narrowly escaped, according to his obituary.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
So then I read further down at the very I go,
I can't believe this is poor guy. You know that
sucks after something like that and then to just senselessly
be beaten up by three teenagers who were robbing you
or whatever. I said, how did he scroll down? I go,
I want to see what did he do? How did
he narrowly escape?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did he.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Did he get out before the building collapsed? Did he
did the building collabse? And he was one of the
last few out of that stairway. There was a stairwell
that kind of survived for like a story or two,
and people, a couple of survivors were found on there.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What was going on?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Well, he worked on the seventy seventh floor of Tower
one as a consultant and he was fired in July
of two thousand and one, meaning, according to his obituary,
he narrowly escaped death.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He went back through that September eleventh to ask for
his job back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
He had an interview next to an interview.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Nope, according to his obituary, he just narrowly escaped death.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Because I saw the story everywhere and I didn't look
into it at all. I just went, that's awful. Yeah,
so he.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Was fired two months before. It's still get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And also I don't want to blame this guy because
he's not the one thing, you know, you were saying
it after going oh my god, he almost died in
September eleventh.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, did you expect that he was running away from
the building with like things falling on him or whatever.
He's like the dust covered lady.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All. No, No, he wasn't even there.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
He got fired two months before.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I think this might be a Curber Enthusiasm episode.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I really think this might have happened in where he
said he escaped nine to eleven and he was in
New York or no, A guy's character died at nine
to eleven, and it turns out he was hit by
a car uptown somewhere completely different at and that was the.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, he lost his wife, she passed on a humanitarian
trip to Africa, and he himself, I'm reading his obituary
narrowly escaped death when a consulting job ended in late two.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
The job was on the seventy seventh floor of Tower
one of the World Trade Center. His coworkers parish on
September eleventh, so he missed it by that much two months.
But anyways, it is still it is still he was homeless.
I wonder if, like after that happened, Are you not?
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That even makes it worse?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
No, I have a homeless question. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I wonder if he kind of like after after his
wife died on a humanitarian trip to Africa. So she's
over there doing something good, trying to do good for
the world. I don't know what happened to her.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
She dies.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
All his coworkers ended up dying on September eleventh. I
wonder if that's what put him into like a mental
spiral and then he goes homeless.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What is your question about homeless people, dude?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
No, I came in a couple of minutes late this
morning because my daughter had wake up something that she
did from schools, and so I came a little bit late.
And when I walked through the garage door from the
parking garage, I literally almost crap my pants because I
saw a homeless person stuff or somebody's stuff right there
at the door, like they were camped out right there.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah. I was scared. Scared.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I'm like, here's she somebody's here, So where is he?
He's here somewhere in the stairwell. It's a bag of sheet.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Like he's sleeping right there.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Most shampoo and everything. Because I looked in the bag
because I was like, I felt, it's really cold out, so.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I totally missed that. How did I miss that? Is
on the first floor or the second.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Floor, second stairway right when you walk it, you opened
the door. Do you even have to open the door
to get opened the door to the stairwell to go
down the.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Stairs right right like behind the behind the must open
the door.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm completely oblivious. It's completely spread out. I took over
the entire landing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
I wasn't sure if it was that or somebody robbed,
took that bag from somebody and decided to go through it,
or if your old lady kicked you out, because there's
a bag of toiletry stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
But the sheet is what threw it off, that bed sheet. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I didn't see this, but I have observed many times
in the parking garage things that have obviously been stolen
purses primarily, and then they're rifled through and they're just
throwing on the ground. Yeah, I've seen that probably a
half dozen times.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Since we've been working here. At least, I.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
Bet that bag will still be there when we leave,
because anytime I see a hoodie or sometime does he
close in that stairwell and I think that somebody's taken
their laundry maybe and they dropped a hoodie. It's usually
still there when I leave work.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
This is so are you sure this was a homeless
encampment or did he just break into somebody's car?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, the bag had shampoo and stuff, is right.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
But what I'm saying is he grabs the bag out
of the car because he's gonna, oh, here's a backpack,
let me or whatever and let me steal this. I
don't know, and then he goes, oh, shampoo, who needs
that and just throws it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Possible maybe, yuh.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I hope it's still not there that they would go
and realize something's up.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
The people from the building, all right, let me.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Let me think about it. Our draft kings saying replace
the bat, got the bat? You know, there's a lot
to think of. I got much Charlie's betton before I
placed my bat.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, I think I'm gonna win it all. Why is that?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Well, I had to I made the mistake of doing
a two pick parlay.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
No, no, you can't do that. I had three pick parlay.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I had already placed the money, and then I had
to refund myself and lose like three bucks and then
go back and do a three pick parlay.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
So I'm already out three bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well, you can download the Draft King Sportsbook app. Use
the code r MG when you sign up to get
all of the bonuses. That's code r MG as in
Rovers Morning Glory. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app today.
All right, let's see the chart. Who's in last place?
Is it Snitzer? I think with nine dollars is in
last place? Yeah, we went that's a different folder. Huh,
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But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I don't know if you wanted the chart, Okay, I
thought you wanted just the things I just want to say, Okay, sos.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Snitzer has nine dollars, Crystal has thirteen dollars, Doug has
twenty six dollars, rover Me has sixty one dollars, Jeffrey
has sixty two dollars, and Charlie has eighty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now there's some cents.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I didn't go into all of that, Like Charlie has
eighty three dollars and ninety three cents. Okay, Snitzer, what
what are your picks on the final DraftKings three pick
parlay of the season for us. All right, I'm picking
the Buccaneers over the Saints, Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Readers are the worst, aren't they? I think they're bad?
Ye yeah, yeah, and in the Rams over the Cardinals. Okay,
now this is this is you know, safe safe bet.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, safe numbers here, huh bet at all? Twenty six
dollars and twenty six cents gonna get you seventeen dollars
and thirty five cents, so you'd end up with seventeen dollars. Now,
this could be absolutely ahead of last. I believe it's
well last. Everybody is probably, you know, thinking should I
bet at all? What should I do? So this a
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conservative bet might be the way to go.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
If everyone loses it and he.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Wins, Charlie, Charlie's going a real conservative. He's playing this
music for snincer. You should be playing this for him
because I don't think he's got more than fifty cents
in the past month. All right, let's see, Crystal, what
are your picks for Draft Kings.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
I went back to touchdown scores. Okay, I have Jonathan
Taylor anytime score. Davante Adams anytime and RJ. Harvey and
I put down thirteen dollars. I believe I have thirteen,
twenty five and twenty five cents. I wanted to leave
twenty five cents in the can, just in case you're
striking the money.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
OK Now I lose all my money, i'd still be ahead,
isn't it.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah maybe Snitzers out right.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh they'd have the last laugh on him.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
So if I won, I would get fifty six sixty
two back.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right, Dougie, what are your picks?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I don't know if this is fair because you you
haven't picked.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've picked. All right, give it to me, snips. I
need some music.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
The Bengals over the bills, the Stains over the books,
and the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Over this is almost like Broncos.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Aren't you shut up?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I wagered everything twenty four dollars and twenty nine cents
for a total payout one thousand, three dollars and seventy
six c Wow.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
That is an interesting big baby oove here.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Now you would need a couple of miracle Yeah, a
lot of miracles.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Anything can happen in the UNIFL.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's right, anything, Yes, exciting.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yes it does. All right, Let's look at my picks here.
I have what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think sixty one dollars and thirty seven cents that
I have available to bet. So I have the Ravens
over the Steelers, the Buccaneers over the Saints, and the
Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay, not bad? Was that?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Ls?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Broncos Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What'd you bet? How much?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Sixty dollars and sixty cents?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So not quite all left a little in the bank.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
If I lose, I'll end up with sixty nine cents.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And I just knew that because I knew Sinzer was
something like that. How much do you watch it?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I will win one hundred and twenty seven dollars and
sixty cents will be my total payout one twenty seven sixty.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I wish he would have done six to seven.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh that's good, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Let's see your picks.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Okay. I got the Bills over the Bengals. I got
the Rams over the Cardinals. I got the Ravens over
the Steelers.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I put down.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Wow, and my total payout would be fifty six dollars.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
In ninety one size.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
All right, So in the middle of the road, Betty
didn't bet at all, even though all the barbles.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
This is for all the barbles. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
He didn't want to go all in. He's he's anticipating
some people are gonna make some bets lose. Maybe they're
not gonna lose, you know, and he could end up
in the lead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
All right.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Now it gets down to our leader, Chocolate Charlie, this
is stressful.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Isn't that crazy that you just said our leader? Yeah,
cord Iron.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Clear?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
What is.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Heay is of the.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Let's drafted side?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Win on God?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
This award in the record, hold it right now?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Uh time is it time for you to lose?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I want that clock.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
It's time to win money. He has a clock that
says r MG presents DraftKings, grid Iron God a war.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
He is a clock.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Now, whoever wins has to wear this around their neck.
A listener made this for me. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Not for you necessarily No, it's it says the grit
Iron God.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm the grid Iron God. The winner is the winner.
That's right. Whoever wins, I'm I could win it all. Baby,
Let's see your bets.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Let's see chocolate Charlie's picks. Can't he keep the trend going,
the streak alive even though he shaved off his facial hair.
Is that his kryptonized?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So did you? We'll find out. He stressed, what made
tough decisions? Made tough choices. Okay, first, we're.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Going with the Ravens over the Saints, the Buccaneers over.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
The bronc Wait the box.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh sorry, I've reading this wrong.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Ravens over the Steelers, the Buccaneers over the Saints?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
What and the am I not reading this right? Wrong's
reading right?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And the Broncos over the Raiders fortyns a second?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Eighty four? Wait a second, hold on what's wrong? Let
me see the scroll up?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Why does that look funny?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Because that's how Oh they's changed change the format just
it depends on what you're fun Wait wait, wait, do.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You have the Ravens over the Steelers? Can you put
mine up? Snitch? The Bucks and the Broncos. This is
what my slip looks like too. It looks like, oh,
that's the same as rovers. Wait a second, this guy,
how much did you bet?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Guy? This guys? No, there's some sort of cheating and vine?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
What did it? What did he bet? I mean, I
bet some of those. I mean, it's not really what
did Charlie bett? You just bet? That's so like, what's
the money?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Forty dollars? So I'll add forty four dollars. I'll add
forty four dollars to my total. So let me see,
So what would you end up with? He waited until
after he heard what I bet? He heard what I bet?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
What cheat?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I want to see the timestamp of when this.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Was since I could say, I don't say that looks
like that.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
It looks like it's like just on the you might
have to be this qualified.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He might have to be this qualified. So what is
the matter?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So I'm going to add forty four dollars and twenty
two cents to mind?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Can he put up the sheet? Bros? The place bad things?
Not even I didn't place it exactly? Yeah, I never do.
Isn't this what mine looks like? Since the one I
said to heal, Yeah, of course looks just like this.
So forty four dollars, twenty two cents? What do you
want happen?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Slip? Looks want he wants to see the chart, so
he would end up with.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
If Rover wayns Rover would beat you, You've done crap?
You would?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yes, he would end up with one hundred and twenty
eight dollars and fifteen cents.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Right, yeah, what would you get?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I would end up at one hundred and twenty seven
dollars and eighty cents or something like that.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
That'd be so close, so close, you want to sheet what.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Jeff lose?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It so close it's just between you and rower Jeffreys
out of it. We didn't get enough to have an impact. No,
but if he's no, he did.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
If we lose, if he and he win, we lose.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
But am I not a contender? I could win fourteen
hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, but I want to know.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I want money one more time, just.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
So we know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Jeffrey has twenty five dollars bet. Wait, so he's.
Speaker 12 (40:28):
Starting out at sixty two point yeah, sixty two.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Point two three?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
How much will he add? So twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Bet he would add fifty six dollars and ninety one cents?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Is that true? No?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
No, when he stand up, what's ninety four dollars and
fourteen cents?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
So he could if yeah, he could win, if.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
We lose, yep, because we made the same which I
hope we know.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
At this point.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I hope we lose because it hardly doesn't win. Yeah,
because he's such a cheater. He waited until he can
find out my bet this is good so that.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
He could try. He had to bet you know, fifty,
it's more than that's pretty cool. What time is it?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Maybe you're gonna lose my dollar?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Did you calculate the Oh? I did math. There's a
lot of maths going on here. That's great. That's winning.
It's a game we will see.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
No, I won't because I I'm actually rooting for us
to lose.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Now that's that.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
L If I don't win, I would love him to
be able to win. The only person that really wants
to lose is Rover.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We've all discussed, right, yeah, each other, I mean that conversation.
Then I hope he.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I hope Jeffrey loses as well, and I hope that Dougie,
who we all hate, actually she wins on all of you. Actually,
I hope you win, I win, Jeffrey wins. I hope
everyone wins. And then Dougie gets a fourteen hundred dollars payout.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's what I hope what is actually bet against a
couple of our teams? Oh yeah, no, obviously, god man.
Just follow along.
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
We promised always return the failure.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Now back to the show, we learned that the fourth
most popular fetish over the past year has been armpit
fetish stuff on porn huts.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I mean, I've heard of this before.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I had no idea it was this big and becoming
this main stream.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Like having sex with it right, not the leak, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean I think it all. It's all encompassing. Anything
to do with the armpit would be considered an armpit fetish.
So you could hump the armpit. That also doesn't quite
really do it for me, but a guy will hump
almost anything, you know, the back of a knee. An
armpit was offered yet, I mean, I'm not gonna take yet.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let my weight out now for an arm.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
They go armpit or nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You go, okay, armpit? I guess yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
The tickling and licking of armpits also in there. That's all,
like I said, all encompassing. Jeffery's been thinking about who
he would like to lick the pit up if they
were your choice, and they were both either one of
them said they were willing to do it.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Jeffrey, would you lick I don't know about the licking
pipe up, maybe the tickling part. I'm more comfortable with
hi tickling. I mean, I mean, I'll come. I'm gonna help.
Do you here to see if I can? Oh yeah,
at least tickle you?
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You tickle? What do you know doing pit with Jeffrey?
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Come on, I'm gonna say this. If the roles were
reversed and I refuse to do.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It, you do refuse that, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
She'd go, why are you even here?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Go home?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Bah?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Trying to turn that around a little bit here.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know, I'm not doing it already told you.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Not having him touch me, you know, would be crazy
if anyone had a thumb twiddling fetish because somebody said,
there's somebody. Cynthia's on the line. She says that Jeffery's
thumbs were twiddling a mile a minute when he was
thinking about Crystal. Is that accurate? He was just really
like it wanted to overdrive Cynthia.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. He was sitting next to Crystal
and Crystal's like turning them on and his fingers were.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Going to mile a minute. And then when you asked.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Him, do he mentioned doogie like loosening up. I'm sure
he was loosening. He was loosening up doing all that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh yeah, he's getting those fingers anything, ready to go anything, Crystal.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I think, I think what I think the reason why
I do my thumbing twiddle my thumbs a lot. It's
like it's kind of like it's like a way like
helps me think, you know at times, or helps me call.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
No, it's because you were ready to go, Bro, you
were righty and.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Just jo he gotta keep his respectfully, I respectfully have to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Disagree with you, my dear. I just hel keep me
call now.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I don't do anything stupid or say anything I would
regret that would cost me my job here. So yeah,
I mean it's a habit. But I mean, like I
remember when Charlie had the fit, when Charlie Nan had
the fidget spinners and it would really pissed eater off,
and I was like, what fidget?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Don't remember the fidget spinners? We used to did a
bit on the show with that fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dud you remember that cam?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You're on rovers Morning Glory, Good morning Cam.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Good morning, Hey, what's happening? So I want to ask
JL wedding rings at Uh. Oh, my wedding ring is
in my destroyer at home. Oh, why don't you worry
which death stoy the destroyer I have in my bedroom?
Speaker 9 (03:51):
Figure it up.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Hey, Cam you're in probably has the keys at his house.
He's maybe he's one of these guys that stole jeff
his car last weekend and took it for a joy ride.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
So why don't you wear your wedding ring, Jeffrey.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
One of the reasons why is I think I may
gain weight, My fear may have fattened up, but it
may have to have it resized.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, you're skinny.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Dougie hater Dave seventy two boy giving him a lot
of material this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, Dougie hater Dave seventy two, good morning. We're over
a Uh.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
It's obviously that obvious that Dougie's not going to participate
in this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But uh, maybe the reason.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Is that her armpits are so hairy. She don't want
anybody to see him. But can she show us her
armpits to see off?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Harry?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
They are right now? That's it? All right? Yeah, nobody's question. Yeah,
nobody's touching. You can show us that armpit.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Maybe take a watch out because you may get like
super turned on by this. Now this armpit fetish.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Where's he going? Probably going to wait, I don't know where.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
He's ready, he's going ready.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's the same under just the thought of you showing
your going.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hold on his long under its like a long underwear
shirt on and had all that off as well, you
number three. Now he has a wife beating around under
that and these pits.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nobody nobody asked you we're.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Talking about pits.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But no, I just wanted to see if.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Maybe I can.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, your crystal hers, every.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Crystal show hers. I showed mine some kind of like
monkey see monkey.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do basically yours. He wants to see yours. That was
why he did it. Hear you want to see are
we doing?
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Arm pit?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hair? I can only lift one arm, my right arm.
I can lift up here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
With your nipples. Do you shaven a mold? Yes? That's it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You have this checked.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Deflecting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's see that pit, doue. Come on, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You have a hockey jersey on. It's jersey. I'm a
Christmas fan, Charlie.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Let's see that pit. Let's see those pits. You see
that pit. We're putting the pressure on there. She's got
if everyone shows their pit off, she's got to show her.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A picture of it. I'm gonna take because I don't
have any clothes on. What do you mean you don't
have any clothes off? I don't have any clothes on.
What do you have on under that hockey my body?
You're just trying to get me naked.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm not even there. I won't keep my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Nice. Oh, there's Charlie's pit very long.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Charlie actually grows more hair under.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
His pit than he does on his face. To only
put that in my pub.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So all that hair growth, whatever it is, it goes
down into the pubes.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's just leave the face. Here we go. Oh, jerseys
coming off. She is wearing a shirt underneath that gens.
How many layers do you have on? Less than Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
She's trying to cover her body as well as she's
taking this hockey jersey off. And now she's come on
body positivity, dog, This is.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was around normal people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You should feel positivity. Yeah, yeah, so Crystal, you're always
willing to participate, do it?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't. Let's not go.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Let's not go.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Crazy excited? Yeah, down a little bit. What is you have? Okay?
Do you have a broader as an a bandage? All right,
Trevor Ted is like the least all right?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
She does not have.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Any hair in her armpit there? Okay, it's laser hair removal.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's perfect for that tongue there, Jeffrey. So maybe all right, Crystal,
you're up. Let's see what do you got to do?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
The same thing as Dougey. I have to kind of
hold on.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You have to cover up if you gotten modest all of.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
A sudden, you're ever modest.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Stand by, here she comes, She's take it, covering up
with a blanket. Anyone who has an armpit fed as
you better fire up r mg TV.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I guess this is the fourth most popular fo right now.
It's freaking hard. Why is she acting like this? She
never acts like this. She's always showing her body.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh that's she has no hair under there either, So
that's all right. Now, hold on, don't get those Let's
not start putting pits back.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Jeffrey getting all riled up back there? All right?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I don't want you saw these pits? Which one turned
you on? The most dogs are crystals?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I would say. I had to say, because he's clean shaven,
I'm not saving the mine.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
No, I don't carry that.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You want to bury that tongue.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
And you're not touching me. You're not licking me a feather,
no feathering me.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do you think if and you said crystal as stubble,
do you think if you licked her arm pit it
would be like a tongue scraper that you could get
all the gunk off your tongue on that stubble.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, I don't have any gunk on my tongue.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No you don't.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Did you hear?
Speaker 10 (09:50):
How excited he said? I want to put my face
in there. Oh he can't do's armpit his face.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Right to help you out here, dude, Judy says Rover.
Stop pressuring Dougie.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Why don't you have Jeffrey lick your armpits?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, Collins arm pits.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He'll try something for once.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Will you come in here, Clay Roun armpits?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
What a rotten as dude?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I mean, said JERIFO. You wouldn't even let me touch it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He just said, come on in.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
No thanks, I would rather like Sophia Lorans are Joan
Collins's arm pits. Thank you very much here right now?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yes, I know that, but I'm just saying that's why
I would rather do. Okay, I'm not looking at another guy's
arm pits.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, all right, let me see here, Brook, you're on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good morning, Brook, Good morning. That was fast. Guys. How's everybody?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's having I'll make I'll make this quick.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
So miss Doogie takes all this injectable stuff to make
her skinny and pretty and all that. What's the point
of taking all that? She's still so insecure she can't
even show you her own kit. I mean, and just
I'm just curious about that.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I have leggings on in a bra, and I didn't
want you to see my sides, my body.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I just don't want you to see. I'm wearing skin
tight clothing right now. But you should. You're not. I'm
comfortable in your own skin.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Every you're not a fan, you should be comfortable in
your own skin. What's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you got this, Yeah, we got this?
Speaker 9 (11:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
All right?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Cupcake?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
See Rover, look you want to look, look look at you.
I did not want to I did not know yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
She's basically throwing yourself at me.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It wasn't she really uncordiate?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Well, it still lets me to the point I'm I
think Doug is still obsessed with you.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, I know, I know that. Want to admit it,
all right, let me see.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, But.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
To flip the flip of the point, Doug thinks you
are obsessed with her still do you guys think you
are obsessed with each other in your own unique ways.
And that's the way I've been reading this whole thing
for the last fifteen years I've been on this show,
and all the arguments you guys have had.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
All Right, here's what I'll here's here's what I'm willing
to do. I don't want Christmal's boyfriend. You know, Christmal's
boyfriend would get mad. You know, Oh, Jeffrey, lick your armpit?
If I just said, hey, lick Chrystal's armpit, right, and
then he'd probably yell at.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Her or whatever. How could you let him look your arm?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But if what if we we could bring this wheel
back in, we spin the wheel and then I don't
think he'd have a leg to stand on, right, Because
it's a random thing correct, we're all putting ourselves out there.
It could land on Charlie and he might have to
lick your arm pit.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Charlie, I have to.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Get my armpit looked by Jeffrey because Dougie won't do anything.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
She could do something. No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm having the hold he put her.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We'll just hold her.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Down and she'll get Jeffrey will have to lick her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Arm pro No.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Sorry, would your boyfriend be mad if if if he
licked if if Jeffrey licked your armpit?
Speaker 10 (13:22):
Oh, I'm sure, yes, why, I'm sure why. I mean
he was mad about the motor boating. I'm sure he's boobs. That's,
like I said, an armpit, though I know he wouldn't
like it. Really another just another man touching me, really
other thing.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
And that the only other solution we could have is
with okay, with with Crystal. We don't have to bring
her boyfriend in here, let him do that to her,
so that that it would be well, it's those two
and he won't be upset.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
No, No, I think what we would have to do
is you like her armpit and then Skinny comes in
on Monday and licks your.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I said, are you going to have my arm pits
looked by another guy?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I would rather have either.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Joan Collinsler in boat Eric or Heather Thomas like myron pits.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
All right here, I'll make it. I'll do a deal here.
Since Charlie and Dougee don't seem to be too willing,
Jeffery and Crystal, maybe she'll agree to this. And again,
I don't think her boyfriend could be too upset if
I let Jeffrey lick my armpit, which is really disgusting,
(14:38):
like I said, Rover, then you could lick her armpit.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No, like I said, I, I'm not even asking you
what do you think?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Crystal?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
At that point, what could he say? He's licking my
armpit looking your armpit?
Speaker 10 (14:55):
We'll see in my mind and the way I think
is very different than him. I would love to see
Jeffrey in his face in your armpit, licking it.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
High finish the idea, I know, I guess said, I mean,
I'm old on Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Now we're so we're starting to wheel a deal here.
It sounds like Crystal would probably be willing to do this.
Screw what, skinny things. Screw him, writing's two sensitive. We
already have we gathered Dad. He's a big cry baby, right, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, so now it's down to you. I know you
want to bury your face and Crystal's armpit.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's the fourth most popular fetish this year, armpit fetish.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You've had a good lick.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But in order to do that, you have to go
through my armpit first.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, I I did.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I did it once before. I'm not I did it one.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I did a bit similar to this with me and
morting boring a bunch of fatties, you know, Carter?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No, thanks, Wow, what a second?
Speaker 12 (16:02):
What you There was five fat dudes who came in anymore, My.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Fatties came in here. One put baby food on their stomach,
the last guy. And then I had to do that
just so I could be allowed to motor boat cageling, Carter,
if I remember, I'm not doing that again.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, you got a motor boat a porn star, right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's a porn star.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
This is a co worker kind of have a little
bit different situation here. No, I'm sorry over No, I won't,
I will, I.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Will look to it.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I'm not gonna look at armpit of another guy just.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
To look at the armpit of a co worker. Worker,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
But you're tagging of this female co worker, like behind
her back, you're taking pictures of her ass, so you.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Have crank material later, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Iver.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
But the thing is, I never got the picture, and
it's not even in my phone and anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I never got the picture because I got red picture.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
What do you mean you never got I tell you
I never I never was able to take it because
I was caught red handed about to take it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ben red handed where you hit.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
The shutter button on your phone. She turned around and goes,
what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, it wasn't I never got to take the picture.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was attempting to, but it didn't happen. That's the
whole point.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Chris says, what if Crystal Endougie lick each other's our picks?
Now that's something we've both about. Skinny get mad.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
At that.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm I like that idea doing that. No, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I've got to take a break eight six six yo're
over eight six six nine six before I want to.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Be I want to make sure we get this in
as our drafting picks. Oh, God, we didn't do one
last week because of the howday we got to try
to make sure we get our DraftKings picks in.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is this it?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Is this the last Draft Kings pick of twenty twenty five.
I don't know regular season. I'm trying to think, what
is the regular seat.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know. Do we go all the way to
I think we only I think the last year we did.
I think we only did it all the way to
the playoffs? Right, So when did the playoffs start?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Let's look, Oh so this is this is it? This
could be for all the marbles. Got a lot to
think about here. Wait, first playoff game January tenth. Okay,
NFL seas let me see. Yeah, so this is it? Well, no,
there could be. Well we are back.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, let me see what's week eight? Week eight, January fourth. Nope, nope, nope.
This is it for all the marble. This is for
all the marbles today. Let me see the chart. I
got to look at that chart.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
All right, all right, let me let me look at
you show us the chart quickly so we could take
a break and really start figuring things out.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
There's only a.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Couple of people that are in the running Charlie is
eighty three dollars, Jeffrey has sixty two dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I have sixty one dollars, and then it drops off
a cliff after that, usually with twenty six crystal with
thirteen at Snitzer with nine dollars and twenty six cents
in last place?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Who's going to make a move? Do you play it safe? Does?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Does Charlie play it safe? Thinking that Jeffrey and I
are going to make a big move in order to
try to have to we throg him. It's kind of
like Final Jeopardy? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Do you bet zero or bet one dollar? What do
you do? Almost?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I mean, I want to speak for you guys, but
you have nothing to lose to try.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And then you should play it smart and don't do
I mean really have nothing to lose? Right? Yes, my
my position, I do. Well, what happens if you're in second?
I mean the first first?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
First place gets six hundred dollars like you said, yeah.
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Yes, that have a day you put it one hundred dollars. Second,
no is all from you. Second place, if I remember,
second place gets nothing all the way down. So the
only way you don't lose my second place to get
in first the name starts with an R. They get
five hundred dollars. I remember that, I said, yeah, I
said that, No I did.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I said that My legal name is Ranthony. Yes, name
got rancid in there, So maybe this is not the
way to play it.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Okay, and then I can change my name's referee referel
Okay is a rough.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Referee a little road. I'm like that, Yeah, what a
great name. That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
All right, I've got to take it. So we'll get
to that.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Maybe you let Jeffrey lick your armpit, you get a
twenty dollars credit in your draftking's account.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Maybe you get an extra twenty dollars to place in
the bed. That would bump me up to write even
with Maybe you get approximately let me see this chart again.
I mean, let's see here. You get twenty four dollars
dollars if Jeffrey licks your armpit. So hmm, okay, let's
something to think about. We'll be right back on Rover's
(21:09):
Morning Glory. Hang on, Jeffrey laroquecol differences.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Master of the English Language. I'm missing something here?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
One more time, you're quincoluble differences.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Now back to rovers morning glory.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Mister Mojoe says, looks like everyone loses on DraftKings. The
house always wins. I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Seasons out all. We're in the We're in the middle.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Of this, and I could have cast out a long time.
I would have had doubled my money.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
M M all right, we'll get to those pics in
just a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
People are very upset with dou Why why aren't getting
mad at me?
Speaker 9 (22:18):
Robert?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
What did I do?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You're squashing Jeffrey's dream of planting his face in your armpit.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Let them come in here and do it.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Okay, you want them to come in and plant their
face in your arm pit?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Will you do that? There's a.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Did you see this story last week? The headliner got me.
I really read this because I go, oh man, this
is this is terrible. What a way for somebody to
go like they've survived. Like if you heard these stories
where somebody survives like a mass shooting and then and
then and a year later they get killed by a
(23:02):
drunk driver or something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know you got cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Well, here is a story about Roger Borkham, sixty four
years old, narrowly escaped the September eleventh terrorist attacks at
the World Trade Center in New York City, just narrowly
escaped with his life, and then last month in Jacksonville, Florida,
(23:29):
he was found severely beaten at around midnight after three
teens were seen kicking and stomping him. Found with blood
pooled around his head. He had a blood trail that
was extending down the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He was killed.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
The three teenagers were seen rubbaging through his backpack, and
then twenty minutes later they returned to finish him off.
They kicked him multiple times, stopped him, and it led
to his death. He died four days after this vicious,
brutal attack. So imagine that after you narrowly escape with
(24:14):
your life on September eleventh, the September eleventh attacks, you go,
oh my god, what are the odds of that you
were so lucky to survive September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And narrowly escaped, according to his obituary.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
So then I read further down at the very I go,
I can't believe this is poor guy. You know that
sucks after something like that and then to just senselessly
be beaten up by three teenagers who were robbing you
or whatever. I said, how did he scroll down? I go,
I want to see what did he do? How did
he narrowly escape?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did he.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Did he get out before the building collapsed? Did he
did the building collabse? And he was one of the
last few out of that stairway. There was a stairwell
that kind of survived for like a story or two,
and people, a couple of survivors were found on there.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What was going on?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Well, he worked on the seventy seventh floor of Tower
one as a consultant and he was fired in July
of two thousand and one, meaning, according to his obituary,
he narrowly escaped death.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He went back through that September eleventh to ask for
his job back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
He had an interview next to an interview.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Nope, according to his obituary, he just narrowly escaped death.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Because I saw the story everywhere and I didn't look
into it at all. I just went, that's awful. Yeah,
so he.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Was fired two months before. It's still get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And also I don't want to blame this guy because
he's not the one thing, you know, you were saying
it after going oh my god, he almost died in
September eleventh.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, did you expect that he was running away from
the building with like things falling on him or whatever.
He's like the dust covered lady.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
All. No, No, he wasn't even there.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
He got fired two months before.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I think this might be a Curber Enthusiasm episode.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I really think this might have happened in where he
said he escaped nine to eleven and he was in
New York or no, A guy's character died at nine
to eleven, and it turns out he was hit by
a car uptown somewhere completely different at and that was the.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, he lost his wife, she passed on a humanitarian
trip to Africa, and he himself, I'm reading his obituary
narrowly escaped death when a consulting job ended in late two.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Thousand and one.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
The job was on the seventy seventh floor of Tower
one of the World Trade Center. His coworkers parish on
September eleventh, so he missed it by that much two months.
But anyways, it is still it is still he was homeless.
I wonder if, like after that happened, Are you not?
(27:07):
That even makes it worse?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
No, I have a homeless question. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I wonder if he kind of like after after his
wife died on a humanitarian trip to Africa. So she's
over there doing something good, trying to do good for
the world. I don't know what happened to her.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
She dies.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
All his coworkers ended up dying on September eleventh. I
wonder if that's what put him into like a mental
spiral and then he goes homeless.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What is your question about homeless people, dude?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
No, I came in a couple of minutes late this
morning because my daughter had wake up something that she
did from schools, and so I came a little bit late.
And when I walked through the garage door from the
parking garage, I literally almost crap my pants because I
saw a homeless person stuff or somebody's stuff right there
at the door, like they were camped out right there.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah. I was scared. Scared.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I'm like, here's she somebody's here, So where is he?
He's here somewhere in the stairwell. It's a bag of sheet.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Like he's sleeping right there.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Most shampoo and everything. Because I looked in the bag
because I was like, I felt, it's really cold out, so.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You didn't see it.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
I totally missed that. How did I miss that? Is
on the first floor or the second.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Floor, second stairway right when you walk it, you opened
the door. Do you even have to open the door
to get opened the door to the stairwell to go
down the.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Stairs right right like behind the behind the must open
the door.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'm completely oblivious. It's completely spread out. I took over
the entire landing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
I wasn't sure if it was that or somebody robbed,
took that bag from somebody and decided to go through it,
or if your old lady kicked you out, because there's
a bag of toiletry stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
But the sheet is what threw it off, that bed sheet. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I didn't see this, but I have observed many times
in the parking garage things that have obviously been stolen
purses primarily, and then they're rifled through and they're just
throwing on the ground. Yeah, I've seen that probably a
half dozen times.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Since we've been working here. At least, I.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
Bet that bag will still be there when we leave,
because anytime I see a hoodie or sometime does he
close in that stairwell and I think that somebody's taken
their laundry maybe and they dropped a hoodie. It's usually
still there when I leave work.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
This is so are you sure this was a homeless
encampment or did he just break into somebody's car?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, the bag had shampoo and stuff, is right.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
But what I'm saying is he grabs the bag out
of the car because he's gonna, oh, here's a backpack,
let me or whatever and let me steal this. I
don't know, and then he goes, oh, shampoo, who needs
that and just throws it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Possible maybe, yuh.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I hope it's still not there that they would go
and realize something's up.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
The people from the building, all right, let me.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Let me think about it. Our draft kings saying replace
the bat, got the bat? You know, there's a lot
to think of. I got much Charlie's betton before I
placed my bat.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, I think I'm gonna win it all. Why is that?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Well, I had to I made the mistake of doing
a two pick parlay.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
No, no, you can't do that. I had three pick parlay.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I had already placed the money, and then I had
to refund myself and lose like three bucks and then
go back and do a three pick parlay.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
So I'm already out three bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Well, you can download the Draft King Sportsbook app. Use
the code r MG when you sign up to get
all of the bonuses. That's code r MG as in
Rovers Morning Glory. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app today.
All right, let's see the chart. Who's in last place?
Is it Snitzer? I think with nine dollars is in
last place? Yeah, we went that's a different folder. Huh,
(30:54):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I don't know if you wanted the chart, Okay, I
thought you wanted just the things I just want to say, Okay, sos.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Snitzer has nine dollars, Crystal has thirteen dollars, Doug has
twenty six dollars, rover Me has sixty one dollars, Jeffrey
has sixty two dollars, and Charlie has eighty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now there's some cents.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I didn't go into all of that, Like Charlie has
eighty three dollars and ninety three cents. Okay, Snitzer, what
what are your picks on the final DraftKings three pick
parlay of the season for us. All right, I'm picking
the Buccaneers over the Saints, Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Readers are the worst, aren't they? I think they're bad?
Ye yeah, yeah, and in the Rams over the Cardinals. Okay,
now this is this is you know, safe safe bet.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, safe numbers here, huh bet at all? Twenty six
dollars and twenty six cents gonna get you seventeen dollars
and thirty five cents, so you'd end up with seventeen dollars. Now,
this could be absolutely ahead of last. I believe it's
well last. Everybody is probably, you know, thinking should I
bet at all? What should I do? So this a
(32:14):
conservative bet might be the way to go.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
If everyone loses it and he.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Wins, Charlie, Charlie's going a real conservative. He's playing this
music for snincer. You should be playing this for him
because I don't think he's got more than fifty cents
in the past month. All right, let's see, Crystal, what
are your picks for Draft Kings.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
I went back to touchdown scores. Okay, I have Jonathan
Taylor anytime score. Davante Adams anytime and RJ. Harvey and
I put down thirteen dollars. I believe I have thirteen,
twenty five and twenty five cents. I wanted to leave
twenty five cents in the can, just in case you're
striking the money.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
OK Now I lose all my money, i'd still be ahead,
isn't it.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah maybe Snitzers out right.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh they'd have the last laugh on him.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
So if I won, I would get fifty six sixty
two back.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right, Dougie, what are your picks?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I don't know if this is fair because you you
haven't picked.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I've picked. All right, give it to me, snips. I
need some music.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
The Bengals over the bills, the Stains over the books,
and the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Over this is almost like Broncos.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Aren't you shut up?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I wagered everything twenty four dollars and twenty nine cents
for a total payout one thousand, three dollars and seventy
six c Wow.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
That is an interesting big baby oove here.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Now you would need a couple of miracle Yeah, a
lot of miracles.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Anything can happen in the UNIFL.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's right, anything, Yes, exciting.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yes it does. All right, Let's look at my picks here.
I have what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think sixty one dollars and thirty seven cents that
I have available to bet. So I have the Ravens
over the Steelers, the Buccaneers over the Saints, and the
Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay, not bad? Was that?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Ls?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Broncos Broncos over the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What'd you bet? How much?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Sixty dollars and sixty cents?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So not quite all left a little in the bank.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
If I lose, I'll end up with sixty nine cents.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And I just knew that because I knew Sinzer was
something like that. How much do you watch it?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I will win one hundred and twenty seven dollars and
sixty cents will be my total payout one twenty seven sixty.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
I wish he would have done six to seven.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Oh that's good, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Let's see your picks.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Okay. I got the Bills over the Bengals. I got
the Rams over the Cardinals. I got the Ravens over
the Steelers.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I put down.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Wow, and my total payout would be fifty six dollars.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
In ninety one size.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
All right, So in the middle of the road, Betty
didn't bet at all, even though all the barbles.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
This is for all the barbles. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
He didn't want to go all in. He's he's anticipating
some people are gonna make some bets lose. Maybe they're
not gonna lose, you know, and he could end up
in the lead.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
All right.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Now it gets down to our leader, Chocolate Charlie, this
is stressful.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Isn't that crazy that you just said our leader? Yeah,
cord Iron.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Clear?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
What is.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Heay is of the.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Let's drafted side?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Win on God?
Speaker 3 (36:16):
This award in the record, hold it right now?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Uh time is it time for you to lose?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I want that clock.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
It's time to win money. He has a clock that
says r MG presents DraftKings, grid Iron God a war.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
He is a clock.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
Now.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Now, whoever wins has to wear this around their neck.
A listener made this for me. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Not for you necessarily No, it's it says the grit
Iron God.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm the grid Iron God. The winner is the winner.
That's right. Whoever wins, I'm I could win it all. Baby,
Let's see your bets.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Let's see chocolate Charlie's picks. Can't he keep the trend going,
the streak alive even though he shaved off his facial hair.
Is that his kryptonized?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
So did you? We'll find out. He stressed, what made
tough decisions? Made tough choices. Okay, first, we're.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Going with the Ravens over the Saints, the Buccaneers over.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
The bronc Wait the box.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh sorry, I've reading this wrong.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Ravens over the Steelers, the Buccaneers over the Saints?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
What and the am I not reading this right? Wrong's
reading right?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
And the Broncos over the Raiders fortyns a second?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Eighty four? Wait a second, hold on what's wrong? Let
me see the scroll up?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Why does that look funny?
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Because that's how Oh they's changed change the format just
it depends on what you're fun Wait wait, wait, do.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
You have the Ravens over the Steelers? Can you put
mine up? Snitch? The Bucks and the Broncos. This is
what my slip looks like too. It looks like, oh,
that's the same as rovers. Wait a second, this guy,
how much did you bet?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Guy? This guys? No, there's some sort of cheating and vine?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
What did it? What did he bet? I mean, I
bet some of those. I mean, it's not really what
did Charlie bett? You just bet? That's so like, what's
the money?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Forty dollars? So I'll add forty four dollars. I'll add
forty four dollars to my total. So let me see,
So what would you end up with? He waited until
after he heard what I bet? He heard what I bet?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
What cheat?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I want to see the timestamp of when this.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Was since I could say, I don't say that looks
like that.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
It looks like it's like just on the you might
have to be this qualified.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He might have to be this qualified. So what is
the matter?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So I'm going to add forty four dollars and twenty
two cents to mind?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Can he put up the sheet? Bros? The place bad things?
Not even I didn't place it exactly? Yeah, I never do.
Isn't this what mine looks like? Since the one I
said to heal, Yeah, of course looks just like this.
So forty four dollars, twenty two cents? What do you
want happen?
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Slip? Looks want he wants to see the chart, so
he would end up with.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
If Rover wayns Rover would beat you, You've done crap?
You would?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yes, he would end up with one hundred and twenty
eight dollars and fifteen cents.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Right, yeah, what would you get?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I would end up at one hundred and twenty seven
dollars and eighty cents or something like that.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
That'd be so close, so close, you want to sheet what.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Jeff lose?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It so close it's just between you and rower Jeffreys
out of it. We didn't get enough to have an impact. No,
but if he's no, he did.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
If we lose, if he and he win, we lose.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
But am I not a contender? I could win fourteen
hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, but I want to know.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I want money one more time, just.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
So we know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Jeffrey has twenty five dollars bet. Wait, so he's.
Speaker 12 (40:28):
Starting out at sixty two point yeah, sixty two.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Point two three?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
How much will he add? So twenty five dollars?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Bet he would add fifty six dollars and ninety one cents?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Is that true? No?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
No, when he stand up, what's ninety four dollars and
fourteen cents?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
So he could if yeah, he could win, if.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
We lose, yep, because we made the same which I
hope we know.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
At this point.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
I hope we lose because it hardly doesn't win. Yeah,
because he's such a cheater. He waited until he can
find out my bet this is good so that.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
He could try. He had to bet you know, fifty,
it's more than that's pretty cool. What time is it?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Maybe you're gonna lose my dollar?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Did you calculate the Oh? I did math. There's a
lot of maths going on here. That's great. That's winning.
It's a game we will see.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
No, I won't because I I'm actually rooting for us
to lose.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Now that's that.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
L If I don't win, I would love him to
be able to win. The only person that really wants
to lose is Rover.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We've all discussed, right, yeah, each other, I mean that conversation.
Then I hope he.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
I hope Jeffrey loses as well, and I hope that Dougie,
who we all hate, actually she wins on all of you. Actually,
I hope you win, I win, Jeffrey wins. I hope
everyone wins. And then Dougie gets a fourteen hundred dollars payout.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's what I hope what is actually bet against a
couple of our teams? Oh yeah, no, obviously, god man.
Just follow along.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
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RMG to sign up and you can play along. Get
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Get over to roverradio dot com as well. I don't
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(42:28):
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(42:49):
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