MON FULL SHOW: Rover is out of underwear, two men take JLR's car, and a man makes a desperate plea to his ex-girlfriend

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, you need a father figure.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Drink toilet water, Charley, I'm not sure to please u
U man Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
God screaming on Rover radio dot com. Rovers Morning Glory
starts now. Good morning, what's happening? It is Monday, December one,

(01:22):
twenty twenty five. Good morning, aginst Rover's borning Glory. I'm Rover,
Duge is here. Good morning, sir.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Charlie is here, Hi Snitzer is here, a Crystal is here. Hello,
and mister Jeffrey al Laroche is in the firebox.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Just has to I love the way just fifteen years
he's been. I believe today might be his fifteenth anniversary.
No way of working full working on the show as
a paid employee. No, I think I could be wrong
about that because he gives us like every year, he
gives us a different date for his anniversary date. But

(02:01):
after fifteen years, here's how he handles the microphone.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know what if it is, I mean, you think, like,
what's your figure this out by now?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
No, if it is his anniversary, you just completely stole
his thunder.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh my god, I can't believe you just did that.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Uh no, you didn't, because I'm very happy that you
actually acknowledged this is the first time, first day that
I actually my first day on the show fifteen years
ago as being dated by the company.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
When was the what's the anniversary date for ever appearing
on the show?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What date was that? That? I believe was early February.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I in turned throughout most of twenty ten up until
Roverfest that year, and I was off the air.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I think I graduated from the school. I think maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
August, and I was off the air, and then eventually
you talked the company to hiring me, and then that
date was said, it's December first.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Nice, did you graduate? Graduated from broadcasting?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What are you? I thought that was he's on their
wall of fame.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh, I thought there was somebody that started as an
intern and then quit broadcasting school.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I thought that was him. He just owes the broadcasting
school money, that's right.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
So they're holding on to his diploma actually until he
pays money.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
They're holding it hostage. What do you own now? With
interesting all?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
He ohs one hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars to
the broadcast School.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Funny, and he is on the wall, but Charlie is not.
And that makes me laugh when I go there.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Really, so, yeah, I'm on the wall.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Jeffrey's on the wall. Other people we know who have
worked here, but Charlie is not.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
What do they do when you get on the wall
at the broadcast school? Do they make ceremony? Do they
put like a like a bust of you up there,
like you're in the NFL Hall of Fame or something.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Well, originally it was just a photo of you, and
now there's a little article, a little thing written up
about you as well.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Next to you're a couple of pictures of you, and pictures.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
That not that I approved that they just took off
of your Facebook or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
It wasn't say, boy, Jeffrey. What's the blurb? I don't remember.
It is a lot.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I mean, it's not just a few words. There's a
couple of paragraphs on there. I took a picture, I
think of it and send it to Charlie at the time,
like you're not here, but we all are. They must,
I mean, think about the recruiting tool that this is.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
They come, they bring people in, they show a picture
of Jeffrey Laroque and they go, look, if this guy
can make it, if this guy can graduate from this school,
you can too.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Billy or whatever the kid's name is. They should give
you a cut of every every every admission that they
have there. Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Anyway, Well, it's hard for it's hard for broadcasting school
when they don't.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Now there's no there's no broadcasting.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
There's no broadcasting, there's no internships. And do you need
to go to broadcasting school. Everybody has a studio in
their home now or on their phone basically is a
complete studio. I don't know if you need anything else
besides a little bit of ambition.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
But hey, what do I know. They'll I'm sure they
teach you something.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Maybe one day you'll make it.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I never went to broadcast school, so maybe I could.
They gotta be like one of those guys that I see,
these losers that go back to college at age eighty.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Two or something.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I go, God, don't call an eighty two year.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Old, Oh what's the point. Why are you going to
a college at age eighty two? You're gonna drop dead
in a year.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Never stop learning, And it probably gives them some a purpose,
something to do. Keeps your mind active, don't.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Worry about learning, just keep breathing. That's what you need
to be focused on at that age, right God. And
they always write an article about it. It's a little
decrepit old man, always sitting next to all these like
babes in college, you know, And I, well, maybe that'll
be me. Go back to that broadcast school. I'm gonna
take a few courses.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
And don't those people live longer if they say the
moment you stop doing everything, that those people die and
the people who continue on being active and keeping their
mind going, that they live longer.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hmm, well, I don't know. Maybe sa yes, go slow.
I almost died. Okay, all right, here comes miss rama queen.
I almost died. We need to build a throne for DOUSI.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I'm saying. There's an exit ramp when you're going downtown.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I call it the Bill Lewis exit ramp because somebody
we know went off it and they have to be
named Bill Lewis. Oh okay, blood all over his.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Face and because somebody we know. I called the Bill
Lewis ramp because somebody we know. His name was Fred.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
But no, because he went off this in a car accident.
Bad roads, and today I was pumping the brakes like, okay,
here's I'm going out. My ass is going to go
off that ramp.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's really slippery.

Speaker 9 (07:26):
It was really slippery because I was right behind Dougie,
so I got to see this, yeah, shaking.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
She got out of the car. She was kind of
crying and shaking. Why crying.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I went to run the same thing, and I admit
it was very slippery, and there was nobody in front
of me, so I had no fore warning. So I'm
going around the curve and then I you know, i'd
start to fish tail a little bit, but I immediately recover.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I didn't.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
And because he drive like an idiot, you know, I
don't know what she was doing, because I did the
same thing. You have to break like, oh, this is
pretty slippery. I should go slow and then go around it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
But I had I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I didn't think much else of it. But I guess
she cried from that point all the way to the park.
First of all, she probably wasn't paying attention to.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Already. Here she's scrolling on her phone while she drives.
Who knows what?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah, okay, because I'm a scroller on my phone.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I mean, Charlie, are you are you going to be okay?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
I was really.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
If you have to take maybe to compose yourself, let
you can feel your tires, let go a little bit.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I did think somebody's gonna get hurt, right, Yeah, somebody
is going to get hurt at that off ram.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So if there's a car coming what was that? Huh
what kind of notification my ring doorbell?

Speaker 8 (08:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well, if there's a car coming up, if there's a
car on the road that you're merging onto, well, you know,
when you come around that curve, there's a lane that
is to the to your left. If if there's a
car there, you could slide right into them that will
be the issue, or just slide off into the grass.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
That slippery at that point. It wasn't slippery until the
bottom for me. No slipper throughout the whole thing. Somebody's
going to fall off that today. But I mean it's
not really that big of a hill. It was kind
of getting up in the grass. I don't think it's
Bill Lewis.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
He came in. I'll bloody well, yeah, you're going faster,
going to get hurt.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
But I'm saying, so I'm just gonna slip off that
today if they're not paying attention. And that is the
what ramp is said, that is the East nine. Oh
maybe I was on a different one than you guys. Yeah,
we're going from ninety east East ninth exit. Oh okay,
so I was going seventy seven north to east ninth

(09:53):
that accent, so that would be a different one.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Correct.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
So it's this exit right there, this one right there
East night or ninety east east nights. It's bad and
Doug was slipping and sliding the whole way down. I
didn't look, where's a hold on stand by seventy seven?

(10:18):
So maybe it really is the you're seventy seven over here?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't know where.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, I don't know what exit you get off here?
That one right there? Yeah right there? Yeah, okay, yeah,
so same thing on that one, but it was slippery
at the bottom, so be careful. I guess it really
didn't snow. But by me, I know people in Florida
must be laughing at what idiots we are listening right now.

(10:42):
It's seventy seven degrees there. But you checked out every morning?
Do you have that in your phone.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, how do you know what the temperature is?

Speaker 10 (10:50):
The note?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Every day when you look outside and you see the snow,
do you look at your phone? Go, what's what's Miami
right now?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't know what it is at the moment. I
looked at the weather over the week because I watched Miami.
I watched a soccer game and it was very windy,
and I mean things were blowing on the soccer field,
like bags and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I go, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So I pull up the weather on my phone and
they were having thirty mile per hour wind gusts and
it was seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Maybe seventy right now, high of eighty one two, mostly clear, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Whatever anyway, So it didn't snow. I got the snowblower going,
I got the yardbow snowblower. It barely snowed. It snowed
like a half an inch. I go, I got to
run this soccer, just make sure everything.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I think it snowed like a foot by me.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
It was.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh, it barely snowed, barely barely snowed a couple of
nights ago, and it didn't snow at all last night.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't think so speaking of robots.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes, I know you got to go to the email,
but there was I was at Walmart and there was
a robot in they're cleaning the floors. Oh have you
seen that.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I have not seen that because I don't go to
the stores.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
But I.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Speaking of Miami at the airport there, you know how
they I don't know how many.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
If you go out in public, you do not see
this many handy capable people out in public. If you
go to an airport, two out of five people are
in a wheelchair. So they have robot wheelchairs there that
just you know, normally, like if you go to the
airport here, they have an army of people who look

(12:36):
if you just watch them pushing these wheelchairs, they just
look like they're like I just smoked half a pound
of weed and I hate my life. I do not
want to be here pushing this old bat.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
But in Miami they have these robotic wheelchairs and they
just they must program them in. I guess like they
put the old bat in the wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You're really elderly, and then they go, well it's it's
because I'm in denial. I'm getting stuff hated.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, so they put the old bat in the wheelchair,
and then they must program D forty two or whatever,
and it just goes just starts going to the gate.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's weird. And then because you'll see.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Them oftentimes they're empty going you know, wheeling through the
airport and they have a little sign on there that
says do not sit. Because I'm sure people, I mean,
you see the behavior people in airports.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, it's like animals.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's another thing you don't I don't know where all
of the people, the handicapped people come from.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I also don't know where all of the.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Animalistic terrible behavior comes from either, because it's it's you'll
see the worst in airports. Anyway, where was I let's
get to some email here stand by.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Slub border x rights Yo.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I hope everyone had a relaxing Thanksgiving weekend, and I
would like to congratulate you on the consulting work you
did for Wednesday nights episode of South Park. Between the Saudi's,
the Turkey Trot and the fact that Dougie said stay
high rated had me in stitches. If you haven't seen it,
it is a must watch. Your show deserves royalties from
that episode. Well, I have not seen that episode, but

(14:25):
I'll have to we get it. It's on Paramount Plus, right.
I don't get any of those whatever the hell it's
called these days. No, that's a service.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
No, I know, but I don't get I don't have Hulu.
I don't have any of that stuff. And there I
just saw a special. You have Cable right, Yeah, but
I don't Comedy Central.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I don't. Eyes are going back and forth. I don't know.
Very confused.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
You have a lot of specials. There's like something that's
two ninety nine a month for maybe HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, I don't think you're going to get on an
HBO Max.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
See.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
The services don't have everything. They only have their stuff.
Do you have everything?

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Do I have everything?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Do you have all that?

Speaker 10 (15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I have. I got rid of I got rid of
Disney and Hulu.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Because I didn't like the Jimmy Kimmel thing, and I said,
you know what, I'm going to cancel your service.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
And I have not re upped that.

Speaker 11 (15:24):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, I don't know if i'll stay. I mean, it's
been months.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
But I also don't watch it a whole lot either,
so it's probably a good idea that I cancel that. Uh,
And let's see, I guess I don't pay for Peacock,
but I do have Paramount plus, HBO Max.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't know what else?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Oh, Netflix, Apple TV Plus, Yeah, I know, let's see.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Do you watch it? Did anyone watch this? South Park? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't know. Yes. They talked about the turkey trot.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
Was didn't have enough money to go on, so the
local turkey trot, so Saudi Turkey trot. The Saudi Arabia
used to invested into the turkey trot. Okay, sport washing,
all right, and most of it was about that and
Pete Hagseth versus Christy Nomes to see who can get

(16:25):
the most content on Twitter?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
What about stay hydrated? Was that that? I did not
have the mitch right?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Why didn't Snitzer tell us he was coming to the
local Seattle brownsbackers bar for the game this weekend?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Pictures are attached out there. Look at this guy.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Traveling all the way to the West coast wearing his
Brown's gear with a big Cleveland cap on that beard.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yep, do look a little bit like sinc or doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Let's see and a PS, Charlie, please play the aftermath
call from JLR's boss lady on the main show. It's
one of the best call in moments and very accurate.
He should have to listen to it every morning before
work starts. I don't know what that's referring too, but Jeffrey,

(17:28):
what is it. I having a clue. Some lady had
called in and just gave Jeffrey the business to teedge
to shape up gay paper ship out and Jeffrey said,
you're not my boss, and she said, I pay for
the aftermath, so I am your boss, and Jeffrey kind
of admitted, yes, you are my boss, kind of like
people who have a run in with the cops and
they're like, I pay your salar exactly okay. James writes,

(17:55):
Hello Rover, Our family recently went to dinner and my
husband finally tried an apparel express.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
He loved it, and you can and can see why
you like it so much.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
We ordered We ordered your RMG hoodie and hoped to
drink apparol and wear the hoodies together and get the
full Rover experience. Our daughter was also clearly excited. I
think they might have meant to send a picture, but
I don't think they did. Craig rites I.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Like the subject of this one. Dougie is so stupid
is the subject line of this email. Good morning ro Over.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I hope Dougie gives this to you. I finally realized
how stupid she is. First of all, I can believe
either you are her. Never heard I'm stupid. I think
he means either you or her, but he says you
are her. Never heard about Alice's Restaurant being played on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's usually played.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
By one of the city's classic rock stations at twelve.
In fact, two stations here in Philly play it that.
I realized you two listen to gay top forty music.
A few days before, doug said if high school football
went to flag football, people would still go that was stupid.
Then you guys started talking about Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie. First,

(19:06):
she said, I think about the Adam Sandler holiday song.
I thought she was going to say his Thanksgiving song,
but she said the Honikah song. What does they have
to do with Thanksgiving? Then when the lady sent the
message in saying she hooked up with Arlo Guthrie's grandson,
she said, who is that?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
How stupid is she?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
You don't have all day. Cut the list, and here's
here's one that I don't know what this is going
to be, but this also, this really annoys me.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Do she do better? David writes, that's the subject.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Anybody who says do better, just piss off, go hang yourself.
I get that, Alli, just do better because you're doing
so great, you can pontificate about how what everyone has
to do because you're so great at life.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Do better?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Ah, shut your ass a question now.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
No, It just really irritates me that that people don't
comment on every little thing, like if there's a video
or of anything that do better to a celebrity or
to just anybody who has like a moment, do better.
And it's like these people aren't They just aren't self
aware that they walked around being an a hole. Oftentimes too,

(20:21):
it's just not their their worst moments just weren't captured
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Do better? Shut up?

Speaker 12 (20:28):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
No?

Speaker 8 (20:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I couldn't sleep last night, but so you're just tight?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, David writes, in reference to the w NBA conversation
and how they would fare against eighth grade boys, I
think you should bring an eighth grade boy in to
read the news do better.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Well, he's right about that. That case, that's so good.
I've tried to tell Dougie to do better.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Wait, you just said you hate say that years ago.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
When it comes to the news too better.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I hate when people say that.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
And she just is just. Robin says, I don't have
a I poop my pants every day.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I don't poop my pants every day, punk once, But
I can't say that you have a new Weekly DraftKings
follower in this Gridiron King. I've listened to your show
enough pregnant that listening now camps my baby boy, Jace.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
That's a cool name.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Earth Side at two am, earth Side am, earth Side.
Not sure what that means?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
You've gained a tiny new friend. Love the show, PS,
stay high rated. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh, he's wearing like regular clothes, like I would wear
this outfit. This is a baby, that is This baby's
got to be like an hour old or something. It's
so teeny tiny. Looks like a cabbage patch kid, doesn't it. Yeah,
but he has like his regular pants on and regular.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Dan Yell writes, Hi, Rover, I was trying to find
the a I K Pop video of you guys, dancing.
I die laughing every time I see it. My six
year old loves that song. I wanted to show him.
How is it not a highlight clip? I this is
a video that my daughter made of us.

Speaker 13 (22:43):
Know lessen that I like the way that Jeffrey dancers
there and me. Also, I just ordered the.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
New hoodie for my boyfriend around up up and give
to him for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Thanks for everything, love the show. Well, thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I hope I didn't ruin his Christmas present by reading
that out loud. You can order the brand new twenty
twenty six RMG hoodie at Roverradio dot com. There's a
picture of it if you're watching RMGTV.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I we ordered I think well. I thought enough, and.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I realized that one of the sizes, the four x, well,
it might already be gone. I looked last night and
those were running very low. Good stock on everything else
should last through the week. But you should get one
right now, because I don't know how long it will
be available.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Maybe for a while, maybe not, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
We tried to kind of balance it out and have
just the right amount to satisfy demand. Sometimes we overshoot,
sometimes we undershoot.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
But you can grab it at roverradio dot com. Carrie writes,
I'm a longtime.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Listener twenty ten calendar girl, huge Fandogy's a saint, beautiful
and the kindest thank you. Also, I love Rover, I
missed the eater and nads. To my point, is Rover
officially not above using a model with prosthetic leg to
make everyone feel like they are included and sell more hoodies?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
How has this not been brought up? Or maybe it has.
I'm back in school, I'm working full time as a nurse,
but I listen every morning while getting ready, and I
know Rover has repeatedly expressed feeling these big clothing campaign's
use of disabled models was manipulative, manipulative, And yet here

(24:54):
he is seemingly not even.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Noticing the hot chick modeling his hood He is, in
fact showing her prosthetic limb off.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I didn't see that. I didn't. I didn't even notice.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
It looks so cool. I love the beanie hat. Beanie
hats look really really good.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
They did. Actually, yeah, I agree?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
And that green pops off the black.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I love that out there? Yeah, sort of a min
is it? Yeah, it's supposed to be. It will be
when you get it at home. You don't know what
green we're gonna know. I didn't notice this though with her.
I don't see that her leg. She's kind of leaning
up against the wall like she's a kickstand or something here,
and uh.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
So many awful things.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's not awful. She's leaning up against there like she
got the way the whole shoe, isn't it. But personally
I hadn't noticed that. And the Jennifer writes.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I know how much you love a d E DEI
ad campaign c l y Jenny Wrights.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
What does she have here?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
This is she must be searching for cavaliers gear, Cleveland
Cavaliers stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Here's a guy in a hoodie. This is crazy. I
saw this yesterday and screen grabbed it to show you
she did it first. Here's a guy in a wheelchair.
The other guy had no arm. Well yeah, because you
had a had a fake arm in one. But now
he just has his. Uh you know, I took the
same photos yesterday. This is wild. Butt into your phone.

(26:30):
Look I have I don't want to show everything, but
look there's the same photo.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Why are you looking up calvstar not just an ad.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
See, here's the thing I have no problem with.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
You want to use somebody in a wheelchair or whatever
in there in your ad O, great, not yourself out.
But the reason why they're doing it, I can assure you,
I promise you with ten million percent certainty, they're not
doing that because they're like, you know what, let's be
really inspirational and let's get a guy with no arm

(27:10):
or a guy in a wheelchair to model our stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
They do this because your eye is immediately drawn to that.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
It just is.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
You can't help it. And that's why they do it,
to get your extra tenth of a second of attention
to see this and you go, what the heck is
this and hope you buy that product. They're not being
And yes, the the Roversborn and Glory hoodie.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I had even more pictures available and my wife goes,
you can't put that up there. I go, why because
there was a girl in a wheelchair. I go, oh,
I'll put this girl in a wheelchair up there. You know,
sort of like you have to goof on the girl
in the wheelchair. It's just sort of an inside joke
for people who listen to the show.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
You know, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
It's I don't care if it's inside.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Miss uptight now fun. There's a difference.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
We're making fun of somebody, I'm not making fun of anybody.
I'm the inside joke is more.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
How I've mentioned this and brought this up a thousand
times on the show, these ads, and people send them
in to me all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
But my wife goes, you can't put that picture up there?
Go why not just a girl on a wheelchair because
she looks a little, you know, special needs?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
And I go, oh, I didn't. I didn't even notice.
See that's how blind I am to it. Yeah, what's
wrong with that? Or one of our average listeners.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Or employees? Quite just trying to appeal to everyone. All right,
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six, yo,
Rover is our number. We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Hang where they draw the line. Oh man, this is
Rover's morning glory. Hey make that a longer one.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Jimmy says, I have nothing important to say, only that
I'm so glad that you're back.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Well, thank you, Kim. I'm glad that we're back too.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I miss seeing all of your faces over the Thanksgiving break.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah a few days. Boy, did that go by fast?
I mean, I don't. I don't know what we normally
take the entire week off. I think, yeah, do we?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I don't think so. You guys they were trying do.
She was begging to take the week off. I said, no,
we have an obligation to fans of the show. I
wanted to actually work on Thanksgiving. Be the soundtrack to
your Thanksgiving cooking preparations, and then right at the end

(30:14):
of our show, we could have played Alice's.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Diner or what else restaurant, which we did play. I
believe our radio station did play good. Yeah good. I
listened to it three times that day. But oh yeah god.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I was vetoed on working on Thanksgiving. So instead we'll
be working on Christmas, New Year's Day and every holiday
in twenty twenty six. Well, let's see here, let's see.

(30:52):
Shane says, how do you not notice that girl's prosthetic
leg she is flaunting it and neck tattoo.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Jody says, BS, you didn't notice? You purposely did that? Rover.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
I think you chose a girl with the beanie hat.
I think you really attracted I didn't. What come on, Jody, Joe,
do you know better Jody.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Come on, you got Jody did tattoo her neck, so
you know, maybe maybe she wasn't thinking right.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I don't know, but.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Read between the lines Jody. Bob says, I actually know
that girl in the photo.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Really this girl with the this picture. He says, her
name is Eileen. Do better. It's hard to do bead.
Bob did pretty good, good good good to one Bob.
And let's see here. Jeffrey loves men right Maga Rover

(32:01):
hates anyone not normal in his eyes, disgusting. Oh yeah,
I just hate people and I am super maga. Although
Donnie says Dougie is sensitive, but you canceled Disney Plus
because of Jimmy Kimmel clown hypocrite, typical me, are you?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
So?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's me?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
So in one I'm ultra maga in one comment, and
then the next I'm a crying libtard.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
So you know how you get it? Either way? Well,
you know who wants people to do better is Ariana Grande.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
She is upset with people, and she posted a She
reposted a clip from an interview that she did last year,
and she says that.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Resharing this from last year as a loving reminder to
all and I'll play you the clip, but it's it's
her saying that you shouldn't body shame people and you know,
do better, basically is what she's telling you. But and

(33:15):
you know, I agree.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You don't want to be you know, you don't want
to be cruel to people or whatever. And people online
can be extremely cruel.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
We all know that.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
And even somebody who's a celebrity, can you know, they
can take that to heart and they can hurt their
feelings or whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
It is part of being in the public spotlight. You
realize I'm opening myself up to criticism.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
But the fact of the matter is, I gotta be
honest with you. I don't think that's body shaming. I
think that's like, dude, something's wrong here with this chick.
She is a skeleton that.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Is commenting on somebody's appearance.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
And who are you to do that?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Like, why do you feel it necessary to say she's
too skinny?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Who am I to do that?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, I, just like any other member of society, has
a right to be able to do that, especially because
young girls are influenced by this and they see this,
and they not only see this with Ariana Grande, they
see this with stuff on TikTok and Instagram and things
like that, and I think it's okay to say, hey,

(34:28):
this is this, this doesn't look healthy, this, this is
not right, because nobody in the right mind you have
to be totally insane to take one look at Ariana
Grande and go, oh, yeah, she's totally healthy, but.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Maybe she's going through something. So you just kind of
exasper what. You kind of pour fuel on the fire.
And that's not working for anyone.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
So all of the cast of that movie Wicked are
going through the same thing. Because I'd never seen this
picture until Stenzer this up or Charlie put.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It up, I could not believe this photo of the
cast of Wicket. I go, what in the world? It
was a before and after of the girls that are
in this movie and how they looked normal just a
few years ago.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
And now I'm not kidding you, they look absolutely like skeletons.
If you watch a documentary from the eighties when the
AIDS epidemic hit and everybody's dropping dead of.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
AIDS, this is what they look like.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
See that's unnecessary for you to say that, well, what
do you mean It's okay, take a look at this.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Look at This is on RMG TV.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
But Ariana Grande here looks like at a gram at
the Grammys or something.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Looks thin, right, thinner than most people. They're on the
left and then on the right her bones like, I
mean just literally her bones are showing and the same.
I don't know who this chick is. This I can
check here. She's in the movie she plays a wik
witch and she looks normal a couple of years ago,

(36:08):
and now look at her chest the same thing.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
And uh.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
And then the third lady, well, whoever, that is same.
I mean they're shrinking. It's like they stopped eating or something.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I don't know what's going on, but anyway, she posted
this and she wants she wants me to feel bad.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Here is an interview she did last year.

Speaker 14 (36:32):
You know, I've been kind of doing this in front
of the public and kind of you know, a specimen and.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
A Petri dish.

Speaker 14 (36:42):
Really since I was sixteen or seventeen, you know, so
I have heard it all. I've heard every version of
it of what's wrong with me? And then you fix it,
and then it's wrong for different reasons and then but
that's everything from you know, even just the simple thing
you your appearance.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
You know that you're young and you're hearing all kinds
of things.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
It's hard to protect yourself from that noise.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And I think.

Speaker 14 (37:08):
It's something that is uncomfortable no matter what scale you're
experiencing it on. Even if you go to Thanksgiving dinner
and someone's granny says, oh.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
My god, you look skinnier, what happened? Or you look heavier,
what happened?

Speaker 14 (37:18):
It's like that is something that is uncomfortable and horrible,
no matter where it's happening, no matter the scale that's
happening on. And I think in today's society there's a
comfortability that we shouldn't have at all commenting on others' looks, appearance,

(37:39):
what they think is going on.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Remember there's a woman who commented that she hates the
United States of America.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
At yah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Do you remember that didn't she look a donut or
somebody licked a donut? What did they think that was her?
This is why I hate the United States.

Speaker 14 (37:57):
Just remember I think is going on behind the scenes
or health or how they present themselves. They you know,
from what you're wearing, to your body, to your face,
to your everything, there's a comfortability, that.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
People have comfortability? Is that even a word? Comfortability? Now comfortability,
she's just missing a little letter comfort for.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
You to comment on how she speaks God first, her ability.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
To be comfortable.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I mean, I've heard of comfortable ness, whatever word she's saying,
I guess I've never heard this before. We judge you anyways,
And I like the chick that she her coastar has
to hold her hand through this interview.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Just give her the strength, very close power through. No,
she's they're very supportive of one another.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Unlike people on this show, right, actually they like each other.
They're you talk, You're stupid, you're ugly, you're fat.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Now wait a second, now that you mentioned this, I
do hold on. This is interesting that you are pointing
this out and you say people shouldn't do this.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Tousy.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
No, you used and used in comment on how skinny
she looks and she looks sickly and she looks.

Speaker 15 (39:18):
This and that holds just hit me because you have
called me a fat ass, and you have called me
a fat ass. Uh wow dooe. She's staying a lot
of weight. You've you have called made fun of my
weight for years. So I called you a fat ass,
call me a fan.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh my god once, Oh my god, she's such. You
are just like that guy texted in earlier. Total hypocrite.
Total hypocrite, not hypocrite.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
And by the way, yeah, you have told me when
you see pictures of yourself or old r m GTV episodes,
you go, oh god, I can't believe I got that big.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I will never let that happen again. Right, So that's
me calling myself. You can say about yourself.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't say that.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I went through some things that I couldn't believe how
bad it was. It was.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
It started at it started at COVID, and it went
up for four years. It was a struggle.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
So all that entire time you would come here and
you would talk about body positivity and all this kind
of stuff. Inside I was crying. But that's me feeling
that I don't need.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
You do that.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
That all that body positivity stuff was complete hogwash. It's hot,
it's not hogsh.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
You do what you need to do to put your
clothes on and feel good about yourself, to carry on
every day.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Lying to yourself. But you're talking.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
No, no, it's not lying.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
They were making everybody feel because all these body positivity
uh warriors were out there. Tryal oh, it's all body positive.
They themselves didn't like themselves.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
So they're telling you you have to love your body
and love the way you are, and everyone's perfect and
being plus sized and this, that and the other.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's what they were telling you for years. And then
and then what changed?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
They lost weight?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh, zempic and then what think? Guess what? They threw
their body positivity right out the window as soon as
it wasn't hard work to stop eating and exercise, that
whole body positivity and loving themselves and being happy with themselves,
be comfortable in their own skin. Voided that sure change
real fast, super fast. Lizo Megan Megan Trainer.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, she had the songs about the ass and all
about that bass and all that and how big her
ass was and so you need some cushion for the
pushing and all that.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Now she's skinny as a rail adele.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I mean, the list goes on and on and on.
The latest is Amy Schumer. Oh my god, I couldn't
I couldn't believe this was Amy Schumer.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
I've been watching the transformation as it's been happening. I
think you just saw the recent picture you must be
talking about.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I haven't seen any transformation.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
When I think of Amy Schumer, I think of, you know,
pretty big, pretty large woman. She That's what I think
of when I think of Amy Schumer. Yeah, is this
photo that we have up on r MG TV, which
is her like in a big I don't know, Dan,
I'm looking dress or something, and I don't know. I mean,

(42:56):
I'm not great at guessing weights or whatever. I can't
tell you what she weighs, but that's how I envision her.
Here's what she looks like. Now look at this, My goodness,
she has lost her Can you believe that? I wouldn't
even guess that's her.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I know, you almost look at the face.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Her face is in his round but she still has
that same long kind of face or whatever.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
But now that you say it's her, I can see it.
But right to show me that picture, I don't know,
some random woman would have no idea who that is really? Yeah,
and that's I guess that's her kid there, But I
mean she's wearing like this short dress.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
She's lost. I can't even tell you what do you
think she's lost one hundred pounds? I mean she lost
a ton of weight. I don't know, but she's looking
pretty good, looks great, she's looking better. I saw this
picture last night. Is when I saw this. She's looking
better than the steps that she's sitting on. So she
posted this picture and this is in the this is
in the Daily Mail. I'm like, why would you post

(43:55):
this picture?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You vacuum a little bit. Yeah, she's on like these
carp did steps, a little bit of gross, and she's
got all this like chunk and cl on these steps
and the molding. He says, it's in her Manhattan town home.
And I go, Jesus Christ, what kind of big sight
is she live in? Not not that i'm comment because
I have to do better, but.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
God, snit's all right, we get it. It's jury, and
that's so tacky.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Imagine if you're Amy Schumi, you're like, she's for years
everyone just looked at my fats, and now they're like
looking at my steps and saying, I need to back.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
If I cannot win, I go back to being fat. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Wow, that's terrible that you guys are making fun of
her fundliness.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I don't know, maybe this is like in a basement
or something. I don't know what that is, but they
can't be like it says the Because I read the article,
I go, where is this? Maybe she took this as
like a homeless shelter where she was passing out Thanksgiving
turkeys or something like a normal house. That's what that's saying.
Says it was in her Manhattan town home, and I'm like, geese,
it's probably like a ten million dollar home or something. Anyway, Dougie,

(45:08):
we do have the shizzy coming up in just a moment.
What do you have on the way.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
There was a mass shooting that happened over the weekend
out in California. I'm going to give you all the
details regarding that coming up next.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
All right, our number is eight six six yo Rover.
Oh my god, what's wrong? Somebody just sent me this picture?
Here they go body positivity and this is a screen grab.
I mean, this is a dramatic difference here. This is
this is a picture of Dougie. Can you believe this?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
You know last week before we left on break? Look, gross,
I look like my sister.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
That's so weird that picture right there.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
I see your sister was.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Super skinny, I mean super skinny. Yeah, but's picture on
r MGTV is Stugi ballowoned up.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, there was a during the break, you were looking
at a picture of me in my heavy days and
you're like, god, you are really fat. I'm during the break,
Yeah you did, and now you bring up this picture.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So I didn't bring it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Up somebody, but you didn't have to complimenting your weight loss.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yes, it is. What do you mean, what do you
think it is?

Speaker 5 (46:23):
It's you having the opportunity to put a picture of
me is like a whale.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
We have years of it, opportunity. Every day people, well,
you look.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Like a whale.

Speaker 16 (46:34):
Thank you opportunity. You're an ass, Kath says, Dougie does
this all the time. What Kath body shapes. She talks
about your wife and says that your wife is too
skinny and needs to eat a cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Oh, Dougie, you're the one that's.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Like, she's eighty three pounds.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Eighty Oh, she must have eat free. She was always
now eighty nine to ninety two pounds. That's not how sanity.
But you don't see her. You don't see her bones
like that like in Ariana Grande and those other chicks.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
You don't see she's always wearing black to cover her bones.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Okay, what you said.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Well, Ariana Grande, even in this interview like the one
that I showed you, she is she's wearing.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
She's wearing like this. This she wears.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I've noticed this because I've seen her a few times
in person. She's tired since I met her years ago,
and she was wearing like a regular outfit you know
that a pop star would wear. Now she wears, uh,
kind of like those potatoes exititutes.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
She wearing the famous picture.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Quee, the potato picture. Let's go sit.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That's what Ariana Grande wears now.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And I've seen her a couple of times, and she
wears these huge clothes so that you can't see how
any she is for whatever.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
So good to be back very Monday.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And her potatoes.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
And my eyebrows, man, my mom just never took care
of me.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I should have have my eyebrows plased. No, I just
noticed that spot on the wall'st on the left there.
It's at all right, Okay, I gotta go pee. All right,
I've got to take a break. We will be right
back on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 10 (48:23):
Hang uh, ladies, when you're getting down and dirty with
your man, the Rover keeps creeping into your thoughts, keep going,
It's okay, your man's probably thinking about the show too.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Really finished, He's Slover's Morning Glory. Sheizy is coming up
in just a moment, the nouns what are you have?

Speaker 5 (48:48):
On the Wayana Bell announces performers for the Super Bowl pregame,
and I will give you what's going to be happening
that day. Also, there was a mass shooting that happened
over the weekend. And finally, Oxford University Press they chose
their word slash phrase of the year. I'll tell you
what it is next, something that I think I'm pretty

(49:08):
good at.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
M all right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Jake in Pennsylvania, you're Ron Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Your morning, Jake, Good morning Rover. Hey, Hey, I just
wanted to ask Dougie, why is it so awful that
Rover says that uh Ariana Grande's that she's looking sickly.

Speaker 10 (49:32):
You know, the little girls look up to her.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Why is that such a problem?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Because who is Rover to analyze what other people are
going through?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Maybe she's going through some kind of hoo Are you
to tell who are you to say his wife is
at an unhealthy Wait, who people don't look up to?

Speaker 11 (49:46):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
People look up to Rover's wife. They have statues on
nobody knows my lover the world.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yes, yes, she is very important to be a society.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
I got to works for you.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Do better than I appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Cemeterian X wanted me to he was the one that
sent in that picture of you, and he wanted specifically
for me to tell you that it was him that
sent it in.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
And he sent in another photo of you.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
No, you're laughing. Okay, let's go.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Let's have it.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Hold on, let's give all the fat photos of bring.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
It well this one.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I saw this, Charlie. No, I'm not looking to be saved.
I'm looking at I saw this picture and I go,
did he use this?

Speaker 8 (50:40):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Might have used AI or something too. I'm serious, I go,
he might have used AI to make this look worse.
I sent the picture to Snitzer. Can't wait, hold on,
it takes a while to download because it's so big.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Oh no, uh, douge, is that for real? That can't
be for real? Is that real?

Speaker 15 (51:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Or is that AI?

Speaker 5 (51:04):
No? That's me?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I was.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
So makes it look like I have no neck and
a hundred chins.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yes, that's me. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I guess it's like, you know, like when you see
if you have a puppy and you see that puppy
every day and it grows into a dog, you don't
realize how big the dog is getting. If somebody they
see your puppy and then two months later they come back,
they go, whoa, we really grew.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
And he said a child. I wouldn't have instantly went
to dog. Well, a female dog, A bitch. Oh okay,
if you want to get specific about it, snitch. That's
what was in my mind.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Do you know how men listeners when they meet me, Now,
that's something they say to me, you're much smaller than
I thought you would be in real life.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh yeah, and I'm like height or.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
The thickness that I really and know most of the
time i'd be like, I don't mean it like that.
You know, they back up.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
I don't think they're they're trying to offend me by
any means, but I've had many people say that to me.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
A lot smaller than you know.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
The camera adds exactly right. In my case, at least
thirty five pounds. Uh, here is something before we get
to the news. Oh, it took me a minute to

(52:42):
even figure out what I was looking at with this,
And I believe I'm not entirely sure, but I believe
that this picture from the back is a pig. At
first I thought it was a naked person, but this
is too. Are our boss, the main boss here? What's

(53:03):
his name, Jeffrey?

Speaker 11 (53:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well we have well you mean the big boss.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, Keith, Keith Hotchkiss. Now you may not know this,
but his legal name is not actually Keith, but.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
He has here. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
This is just perplexing. Sorry, give me a minute to
soak this all in. But he's a sucker for I
think this is what happened. He must have bought something online,
some clothing he buys he scrolls through Instagram or whatever,
and you know how like Instagram is just filled with uh,
clothing ads.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Like they're like, oh, look at these stretches.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
They look like cargo pants, but they stretch out three feet,
you know, Like there's always.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Like I'm this close to buying those pants, by the way,
cargo pants. They're like these are sweatpants jeans that he
does that she goes, look at.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
These are so good stretchy cargo bands. How's are going
to make me look fifteen years younger? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
So he gets here is a catalog that was sent
to our main boss here and it says it's for
the master bathroom of one Keith Hodgkiss.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And here's the back cover of this. It's it's a
what is this? It's two people as a man and
a woman.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
The woman is like in lingerie underwear or whatever, and
the guy is in like velure boxer briefs or something
with a pigs ass. They're bent over just like the pig.
And then you see a pig's ass. Now isn't that bizarre?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah? Okay, Well so then I go, okay, well what
is this? And then the cover of it is this,
and it's a.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
It's a woman wearing underwear with chaps on and you're
looking right through her legs.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
That's a girl or guy. That's a girl.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And then that is a guy standing on top of
a horse in the background in his underwear.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
I go, so what is this?

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Start flipping through?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, let me get to this one particular. Here you go,
there might have been a shirt tank here it is magazine.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Know that the brand.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Here's this one here, This is a guy sitting on
the toilet taking a dump with a Playboy magazine, and
it says Grandpa was wrong. You can have a soft
taint and be a cowboy. So that's what my grandpa

(55:50):
always told me. It's impossibly you couldn't do both. You
pick one or the other. But they're saying that's the opposite.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You can.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yes, you no longer have to choose between being a
manly cowboy and having a soft taint. Now this brand,
I actually I own a pair of their boxers. Really,
why do you say this shynesty.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
Is nay, it's their whole gimmick where the first I
saw them was ball hammock.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
They have ball hammock. Yeah, thanks, says there.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
It's just thanks to luxuriously soft ball hammock pouch underwear.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
It's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
It's a there's just a pouch that separates your balls
from your taint, and it's I don't.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Know why you need it.

Speaker 9 (56:34):
I thought I bought it going this maybe maybe this
is what I've been missing in my life. And then
instead your balls are just kind of slowly strangled all
day they don't understand. I don't understand why that's a
good thing. Tav your balls separate. I just bought some
uh underwear that has a pouch.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah, kind of like that. It's I think the brand
is what is it beneath? But it's spell in a
weird way or something. And I did this because I
kept my underwear drawer kept going down and down and down.
I got down to two pair of underwear and just

(57:14):
two pair of underwear because they kept I've had these
these I have these boxer briefs for I'm sure years,
three four years. The seams every time I go to
like put them on, it just rips the seam a
little bit. And so like this, they're just literally coming apart.
Or I'm just getting so fat that I'm literally bursting up.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
And uh. So I go and my wife will yell
at me, you don't need any other I'm down to
two pair of underwear. I need underwear. She does laundry,
but she goes, you know, you don't need more than
two pairs. I got what I know, it's insanity. So
I bought. I bought twelve pair of underwear, six for

(57:58):
here and six for Miami. So I can have six
pair of underwear. You're low on undies, guys. So is
she doing laundry every day? Well, she used to do
it every day, and then I made a comment. She
says that I.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yelled at her. I didn't yell at her. Well, like she,
she doesn't say I yelled at her. I'd never yell
at her. She said that I told her not to
do that, and I said, I didn't tell you not
to do that. So now she does not.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
She used to do laundry every day, but she doesn't
do it anymore.

Speaker 9 (58:26):
Well, I don't unerstand your underwear situation, because you also
shower more than anybody I've ever ever ever met.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Twice a day, sometimes three, usually twice. Okay, that's two.
Well he doesn't wear a clothes at home.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Well, you wake up nude, right, yes, and then you
put on a pair of underwears start the day, correct,
Then you take a shower when I get home. Yet
when you get home, yeah, and then another pair of underwear,
I assume, correct, And then you take another shower, and
then at night I take that underwear off, I take
another shower, and I get into bed.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Oh, so there's no third na. Two day two pair
of day. That's fine, So I swear togain. I don't
put on my underwear drawer sometimes and it would be empty.
I go, you can't have they can't have that. What
if there was an accident, I want to you. Yeah,
it's the underwae. Yes, that is how I lost one
pair of my underwear.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I used to have three, and then I crap my
pants in the garage and now I'm down to two.
I feel like you should. Everybody should have fourteen pairs
of underwear a lot.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Yeah, I'm with you on that.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
I'm a girl, so I have a whole entire drawer
of an assortment of styles and colors and everything.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
What if she went out of town.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Yeah, because she's doing the laundry every day, so you're
having the luxury of those undeasy war in the morning,
are being washed in the afternoon, and they're back in
the drawer by the evening time, so there's always probably
a freshness.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
She went out of town, I would be able. That
is one thing she's asked me. She goes, would you
know how to run the washing machine?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I go, I would know that, I know how to do.
I don't want to do that every day. No, of
course not. So that's why you can just too unnailure.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Well, I would if she went out of town and
she was gone for a week, that would be my
first first thing I'd get on Amazon by unwor I
have it sent same day delivery or something.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
Here's my here's the underwear that you're holding that magazine for.
Just to show you the ball pouch can I don't
understand why I bought one pair of going there must
be a good reason for this, and it's dumb as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Oh that's different than what I have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
So you know that's not that's ball hammock, it's not
even that doesn't even look like a pouch. No, but
you you flop everything over this, Oh, I have an
actual pouch. Uh over right here, right over this area.
You flop everything right right in there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I will say. It puts a contourd it presents nice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yes, So when you're walking around and you're just wearing that,
it's kind of pushing everything forward so it looks it
looks better like you have more than you do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
But other than that, I don't understand the purpose. It
slowly just sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Now here is also Hotchkis will be able to choose
what sucks he wants. Here is a pair of these
nuts socks, and he will be able to get him.
He's like a fifty year old dude. But okay, all right,
I do love this. So there's one good thing about
that type of underwear.

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
I don't need.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I just wear ordinary boxer brief underwear. I don't need
any kind of thing to hold my family, jewels.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Think very much. Underwear everything, have a fresh pair on you. Yeah,
he is the one guy that only needs two pair
of underwear because he wears one a week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
And when Hodgkins comes in, maybe you can ask him.
I'll bet he has his shyness the underwear on right now.
Maybe you could have him model this for us. I know, thanks,
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I don't want to lose the fact I've been here
fifteen years to that type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Huh, Mike, he keeps a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Pair of underwear in the console of his truck, just
a case of emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
That is very small.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
Sounds silly, but one day he's going to need that
and it's going to be the greatest day of his life.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, here's someone that says, am I the only guy
that when it comes to the amount underwear have, It's
almost like a chick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I have about twenty five fair well. I only bought
six because I knew I would get yelled at if
I would have probably bought twelve to have at home,
but she would have yelled at me. You don't need
that much underwear. Why don't you tell her?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
I want that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Leave me alone? I know I should have told her
I'm the boss, like they do. Sometimes it's your dougi.
But can you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Here?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
We go kit on Rover's Morning Glory Louis mangeone? Is
it Mangioni?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I don't know. I heard both. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
He's the guy that's accused of killing United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson. Luigi is due in court today for pre
trial hearings involving key evidence. Defense attorneys say that they're
trying to get evidence thrown out of the trial related
to his arrest in Pennsylvania last Deceummer. His defense team
says that law enforcement violated his Fifth Amendment rights and

(01:02:58):
illegally searched his property. They want the gun and manifesto
evidence found in his backpack tossed from the case. Mangioni
has pleaded not guilty to a federal and state murder
charges related to the killing of Thompson nearly one year
ago on a midtown Manhattan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I mean, it's very obvious. This is one case where
you go, Okay, the guy did it. You evedn't need
the trial. It's very obvious that this guy is guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
But all right, go on.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Four people, including three children, were killed over the weekend
and at least eleven others wounded in a mass shooting
at a child's birthday party. Deputies from the country, yeah,
from the county sheriff's office responded. It was about six
o'clock at night to reports of gunfire. It was at
a banquet hall, and the victims killed were ages eight, nine, fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
In trial line, I can't. Yeah, So they are asking
the public for help. Oh, they don't even have the
people yet.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
A gunfire erupted inside the banquet hall and the shooting
left eleven others injured. And they are offering a reward
of twenty five thousand dollars for information leading to the
arrest of the suspected shooter or shooters. So Oxford University
Press has named their word slash phrase of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
It is rage bait. Rage bait is discribed social media.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Is described as manipulative tactics used to drive engagement online,
with usage of its increasing threefold in the last twelve months.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah, so that is theirs.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
The NFL has dropped the lineup for the Super Bowl
pregame performances. Brandy Carlisle will sing America the Beautiful, Charlie
Poos will tackle the national anthem, and Coco Jones will
perform Lift every Voice and sing That's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
All ahead of the Baby Black national Anthem.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
By the way, Yeah, bad Bunny was already announced as
the Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Super Bowl takes
place in Santa Clara, California, at Levi Stadium, and that,
of course is Sunday, February eighth.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
That is the shizzy. Where's morning Glory?

Speaker 17 (01:05:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
There is something I was alerted to just last night,
as a matter of fact, and I have all sorts
of questions about this. It's very very.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Very strange, very strange scenario, and I'm going to need
an explanation. By the way, how is everyone said Thanksgiving?
You have a good Thanksgiving? Dug, Yeah I did. I
didn't do much. We stayed at home and did our thing.
Didn't even what'd you have for dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Did you go over? Hurky? No, we had the turkey
delivered to us at home.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
You are so wrong on so many levels.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Market We we go across the street. We have a tradition.
We just hang out, just the two of us.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
She didn't go see her family on Thanksgiving across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
They probably hate you. Why do they hate me? What
do you guy? That's their daughter.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
They're very weird and strange and very tight knit family.
And the fact that she didn't even walk the twenty
steps to their house to celebrate a major holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
She didn't want to go. She wanted to be there
with her husband, who she adores.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Wait did she sneak over before you woke up? Because
I know she's done that before.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
She usually does that on Christmas.

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
Do you guys hang out or are you down doing
stuff like whatever you're involved in and she's doing her own.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Thing on your computer?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
We hang out? Yeah, we were hanging out. No, I
don't think I was really doing too much on Thanksgiving Day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
You sit in the family room like we lay around
and they had the fireplace on. It's just the three
of us meet her and the cat just like around
TV on Yeah. No, yeah, no, no, we turned the
TV on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I forgot. I ruined Thanksgiving this year.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
AS supposed to record the Thanksgiving Day parade and she
likes to watch that, and I forgot to record it
on YouTube TV, and so we only caught the last
twenty minutes of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
It, And so I turned it on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
In the morning. I'm guessing you aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Yeah, we ain't get out of bed until about ten eleven.
We didn't even turn on the TV until we went
to eat at about four o'clock or three thirty or
four thirty, whatever time it was.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
But who delivers a cooked turkey on Thanksgiving Day?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
True? Yeah, that's correct. Her dad actually, oh came up
and delivered it right to the front door. Not a
whole cook turkey. They cooked the turkey and then they
slice off.

Speaker 11 (01:08:54):
They'd do some plates. Yeah, the big big thing at
turkey basically. Yeah, and you didn't invite him in. He
just leaves it, seem I did not see him on
the port. I was probably on the toilet or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I don't know where I was. He's just leave it
on the ground or give it No, no, he probably
gave it to her. You can't leave that on the ground,
bugs or whatever. Anyways, if you think that's weird, wait
till you see what another staff member was up to
over the Thanksgiving break. We'll be right back on Rover's
Morning Glory.

Speaker 17 (01:09:28):
Hang on a shoe so filthy you'll think somebody would diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Mouth is whispering in your ears. I know how to
brush my goddamn teeth, he sees rovers Morning Glory, Snanzer.
What did you do for Thanksgiving? I just had the
family over. My son drove in from DC. It was

(01:09:54):
you know, that's a m you guys cook a turkey?

Speaker 18 (01:09:58):
No, no, we had we went to a restaurant, had
or we bought it at a restaurant, had a cater
They had a Thanksgiving thing for you know, a few
hundred dollars whatever the hell it was. So you you're
saying you brought it to your house? Hey, yeah, and
then heated it up. Crystal, Want I buy you? What
do you do for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
I went to my mom's house and we all make
a few dishes to contribute, and then had to drive
home in that huge snowstorm.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
It took us two hours to get home.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
Thank gosh, Skinny is an amazing I was driving since
it's my mom's house, I'll drive the link there. And
he's the best co pilot I could have ever asked for.
Because we were going so slow and hundreds of cars
on the road, everybody's slipping and sliding everywhere. There were
points that I was riding with my hazards onto no visibility.

(01:10:51):
I'm off on the shoulder. I'm just I am zigzag
and we are doing the.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Best we can to make it home.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
You're the one driving, Yeah, that blows my mind.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
He was so cool, calm and collected the whole I
would do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I get a car with my wife driving through a snowstorm.
I'd be like, you got to pull over on me.
Drive the time we got home.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Because I did ask him at one point, are you nervous?
And he says, you're Everything is okay, You're doing good,
and we got home.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
He goes, yeah, I was hell and nervous the whole
entire time.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Hooking up hotels, I guess on where could we get
off and just stay somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Because you do that, it off. It was that risk.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Yeah, But other than that, we just stayed at home
and chilled out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Charlie, what about you? What were you big Thanksgiving? Just
to cook a bunch of food, and then brought over
to my mom's. It's really it. Who's over there?

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
The mom, mom, dad, uncle, Ron, Mike, Uncle Mike was there.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Uh you smoke the turkey spatchcock that brinded. Oh man
smashed this thing done. He said, oh, you're gonna break
its bones. Yeah, and then I even cut out the
breastbone this time.

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
So we're supposed to just cut out the backbone up
further cut out the breastplate, basically making the middle completely boneless.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
So you had like a turkey steak that you could
essentially in the middle, you could just cut it a
lot easier. You can just cut it and uh basically
did that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Here it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Here's here's the bird and an extra and an extra breast,
a low salt breast, unbrined, low salt for somebody need.

Speaker 9 (01:12:28):
Some people need low salt. We're getting these special diets now,
different people. I'm sure somebody, uh get a gluten allergy soon,
so stuffing or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
But yeah, somebody has too much sodium or high so
all right, so now you have to go with a
low salt. I felt I tasted that awful and made
it for him, and I'm like, oh this now, was
he uh? Was he complaining or was he like, oh
this is good? Or did he did he cheating? Go

(01:13:00):
give me a piece of the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Uh no, he didn't know. No, he did not have.
I just kept first of all, that one did not
cook right. It was dry as hell, his specific breast, unflavored,
dry turkey. But that's what he that's what he can have. Jeffrey,
what did you do for Thanksgiving? Seresday?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
We went over to my daughter's boyfriend's uncle house, his
house in Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
For Thanksgiving Friday, we visited my dad. Oh all right house,
he there, he's doing. He's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
We went through a bunch of old pictures. We saw
pictures of you know, my grandfather and his sister's on
his old boat that he had way back when. And
who else was over there?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Just you know, you know it is me. It was me,
my wife and my son. Okay. And on Saturday I
was invited out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I was invited out with a few to buy a
few friends to watch the House State Michigan game. Oh yeah,
A little bar out in East like my friend Maria,
her her and her husband invited me out because they
were out with their kids.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
And how do you know Maria iched a friend of
mine Facebook friend listener.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
We'll just say I was just a friend of mine
on the gramser.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
That means listener.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Well, yeah, most people.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I was hanging out with her, her husband with her
husband was there, their kids, and they invited me to
have a good time to watch a host State game.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yes. Craig says he saw Jeffrey at a bar called
Crowley's in East.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Smashburger in Ohio. I tried one. Yeah, and I'm telling
you I mean yeah. I mean she was a video
I Holly make them and there's sauce that he put
on it. It's got a zing to it. It was
really good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
I think this might actually be Jeffrey. I don't know
about a smash Burger, but he smashed himself.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Here is a picture of Jeffrey. No not this, Uh
was this sent? This is your sins? Or him sitting
in the bar?

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I sent there?

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Is that a pair of underwhere you have on your head?

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Actually it's a t shirt. It's a Captain Morgan T shirt.
He's he's uh, I guess he's kind of wrapped it
around my head like a bandano. Okay, a turbine.

Speaker 11 (01:15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
I don't know what's going on, but I have an
email that says that you looked wasted.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I wasn't wasted. I was just watching the game and
I was like trying to carry on a conversation right there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
I was like, that was like, my little You're not wasted.
That's your normal life. This is just your normal going
out every day. Look, no, no, seriously, I would not
was If I was wasted, I'd be out like a light.
Here's somebody this says he was with a big group
of people. That's correct. I did notice Jeffrey seemed loaded

(01:16:08):
exclamation point.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
No I wasn't loaded. Nice try dude, you weren't loaded. No,
it's just sometimes it's something special expressions I make. But
I wasn't come out. I mean I had how much
did you have to drink? I had two beers, two
very mild shots.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
And mild shots. Okay, what were the shots?

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
Water?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
No one was I think it was a lemon drop
and other I can't remember what the other one, lemon
drop is pure vodka, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
It is, very mild. Yeah, well, either way that I
can't remember what the other one was. You were loaded.
You don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Scott, buddy, I don't remember what I he ever told
me what it was. But either way, I was not low.
I was allown't have driven home? Oh so you drove
all the way home after this? Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
But there are four drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Wow, it's that like I had all it all at once,
sitting and you know you did? Did you have multiple sittings?
I had, like I said, two beers, two shots, that was,
but you said I did have one right after the other. Okay,
I was actually I was also I also and watch game.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
This next thing is going to require an explanation. Somebody
else said, here, let me see what I can find
this anonymous right, it's Rover. I wanted to email in
since Jeffrey was seen out and about at a bar
in East Lake. I've included a picture and videos. Why

(01:17:31):
were two guys in his car? Well, here is a video.
I'm going to play this on r MG TV.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
This is going to require some sort of explanation because
Jeffrey is not in the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Car, and this is his car and they're driving an No,
they're taking it. Well, here watch.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
This second helping.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Whose car is it? You sure?

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
They're getting a wash. They're adding car wash? Who I
don't know who these guys are what?

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
And it's it's just like these guys and it says, uh,
getting Jeffrey a car wash, followed by look at how
dirty this bitch is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I'm assuming it's the car, not this guy. But they
showed the backstat real quick. Yeah, well, Oliver, it looks
oh and they're in the car wash right now, you
can tell. So there's just two guys and it's two
random guys in a car wash in Jeffrey's car. You're
sure it's his car?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that it's his car. I would
know this radio radio is specific to Jeffrey. I mean,
head to they're gonna leave the windows open. Right, Let's
see here. Where is the radio?

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
There?

Speaker 8 (01:18:55):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Oh, that looks like a five hundred dollars radio. That
is nice.

Speaker 13 (01:19:01):
What So.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
This does require some sort of explanation. Go okay, best.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Explanation I can give you is because I have my
keys right here. I think one of them probably distracted me,
another one trying to fund a way to get my keys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Somebody stole your car?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Would let me explain because you're interrupted, We're telling you
my best explanation is. And then I guess and then oh,
you dropped your keys on on the on the ground,
And I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I remember where I parked my car. I parked my
car in a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Specific spot, and when I came out and it was
in a different spot. It was back in a different spot,
and I thought maybe someone I'd be like, I want
did you think either somebody saw that my car was
was you know, was probably gonna get towed and wanted
to move it to a regular parkts because every spot
when I got there was all taken.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
How would they do that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Okay, so somebody goes, oh they're going to tow this car,
let me move it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
How would someone that was my first I had no
idea what these two knuckleheads did.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Wait, what day was this?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
This is Saturday? Well he's drinking. They steal his car,
so but he didn't a way to get my keys
off my waist? Did you know that? When? Did you
when did you figure out that somebody had taken your car.
I think what I saw my car was in a
different parking spot than the one I originated. That might
be a little bit of a tip off. Did you
have any idea that they went through the car washed

(01:20:32):
with it? No, I had no idea until you saw
this video. I thought my car was stolen, except it
was in a different spile. And I looked over my
love and said, oh to the different spot. Take god,
it wasn't stolen, nor was it was stolen. Actually you
know stolen. It was turned. It was stolen, it was borrowed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I think the best thing to do now from now
on I'm ever in that environment, put my keys in
either my pocket or right on the front belt by
my hanging.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
From my closet loaded, don't hang out with people would
steal your car. I had no ideas what these nunclehads
were gonna get it. Took it from your waist because
you were wasted, funny snitch.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Wait, how did you go to the car not knowing
where your key was? Or you had no idea the
key was stolen from you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I had no idea because I don't know how the
hell they did it. But see what I think, what
I believe they did was they found a way. They
found a way to distract me. So what they did,
but they took the keys off the.

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
Hook, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I mean, that's just some sort of direction that seems
pretty easy. It's hanging from my belt loop. I had
no idea my keys were gone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Your keys were gone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
So wait when you go, when you go out to
your car, you know they actually actually he said, oh yeah, Jeffy,
your keys are.

Speaker 8 (01:21:41):
On the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
And I was like what I thought no until he
was gonna leave.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
They stole the keys, stole the car, radioed them driving
his car.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
And then threw the keys on the ground. When they
return and go, Jeffrey dropped your keys.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
And then he leaves. He sees his cars in a
different parking spot. And that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
You don't think about it all week, and I would.
I'd be thinking about it. Did you go back in
and go? Did somebody move my car? I asked? But
they all denied it and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
So you asked, hold on, hold that way. Wait, wait, okay,
so you went out, Okay, so explain the process. So
somebody says, hey, your keys are on the floor. They
hand you back your keys.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
I had I thought maybe the thing came undone. I
don't know what the cause was. I don't know what
was going on, understand. And then at some point you
leave and you leave.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
The bar, right yeah, And then like I was, like,
you go to where your you your car, let's just
say hypothetically is to the right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
You look, it's not there. You look around, and then
you see it's over here to the left. I asked,
did did somebody move my car? Who did you ask?
He went, it was anybody that was in the group.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
But they all like no, so okay, so did you
go back inside or did.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Everyone back inside? And they asked, and you know, and
somebody was at that point. I don't though, what the
hell happened.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
That's the best explanation I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Can give only thing, only only thankfully thing was my
car wasn't damage in an accident.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Freet wrong. I mean, this is so bizarre.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I mean, I call the police, I would be I mean,
I don't know what I would gives me the identity
of the two of the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Do you remember this?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
These people are I remember talking these two knuckleheads.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Were they in your group or they just grew up
and they were like the next table over? But they
were people that listened to the show obviously. Yeah, they
knew who you were. I mean, this is the balls
on these guys and the very balls.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Yeah, oh my god, you get in Jeffrey's cars?

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Are they vacuum?

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
It is the question too, because if you're gonna get
your nice usually go and use the hose too, Right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Is the inside? Is the inside nice cleaner? I have
no idea. I mean, you have no idea. You don't look.
I think they just drow it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
It sounds like individally just drove through the car wash
and he meets sounds like in the video, like this
normal thing.

Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
The person that emailed Rover, did they say I stole
jeffreys car?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
They did?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
They say they want to say anonymous because they want
to protect their asses.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I don't think they're anonymous. It is from anonymous, but
it's somebody. Oh so they sent it in the video
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
So I think they must have sent it in as anonymous. Okay,
I know, maybe they posted and somebody else saw it
and said what is it?

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Well, they definitely said it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Car here. I might have to give you this one. Yeah,
this one all right?

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
I sent it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:50):
Hold on to no no.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Uh, I sent it to.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
No normal. I sent that to Snitz.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
You gotta send the video.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
I did not see.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
It's wow. How do you feel, Jeffery? Your car was stolen?
You're not care off right now? You can't do anything
because taking in a lot better than I thought you
would be. You were more upset. Remember when your son
pretended to steal your car. You were more upset with that.

(01:25:26):
But these actual strangers fully cleaned. Like if somebody breaks
into your house as honestly vacuum, Okay, that's fine to
trade off whatever, how do you do the let's see?
How do oh is it?

Speaker 8 (01:25:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Send to Charlie. There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
I just sent this to you, Charlie because I guess
there's a second video. Oh okay, it's gotta be the
actual perpetrators to send this in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
I mean, how long were they joy riding?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
An hour?

Speaker 7 (01:25:55):
An hour at least, right fifteen minutes to the car wash,
fifteen minutes back whatever they're doing one in between?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
How did know he was going to leave?

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
If they're watching the game, If you're the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Rolls, my mind, that's crazy. And you had no idea
until you saw this video. You had no idea that
the idea what I thought. I thought he was going
to have an explanation. I thought he knew or I
thought he let these guys take his car.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
I'd call the police, like, that's not funny. You can't steal.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
I gotta have their name. I gotta have their names,
and which I didn't get. You know, they it probably
gave me a false name or something, So I don't know.
I don't know what the police would have been able
to do because they had my keys, that's the problem.
And the police would assume, oh, yeah, I gave them permission,
which I didn't do.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
But that's why would the police assume that. I don't know.
I'm just using normal rationale here. That is normal that
he takes your keys. I'm still stealing, yes, because when
you said swoop to prove it. That's the point. There's
probably a video of it inside the bar, or video

(01:27:05):
that the people sent in of them. You can send that.
You can send that to the I will do it.
We'll take care of it. Anything else you want us
to do it for you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
If you want to go groacery shopping, you want me
to watch your car again?

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
Where's his lawyer friend? She'll message him and she'll take
it to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Oh my god. What would you do if somebody stole
your car?

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
The Well, I would first be a little suspicious knowing
that the car was moved.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Yeah, I like, wait, I wouldn't leave that bar until
I determined what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Yes, But Jeffery's like, oh, I thought maybe somebody moved
the car like it because it was going to get towed.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Well, how would they move your car without your knowledge?
How would they do that? Find a way to just
track me, get my keys and boom? So you think
so your car was going to be towed. Your Your
theory was that your car.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Was going to do Yeah, and you thought that instead
of coming in and telling you, hey, your car is
about to be towed, go out there myself. Instead, they
came in, they distracted you, stole your keys, moved the
car for you, then came back.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
In and gave you your keys back. That was your
why your period lot?

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Wow, I would never think my cars.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Because it's like I had to make my own parking
spot in the parking lot, Oh my god, because every
spot was taken.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
But you can't just make your own spot job, It's
just it's just parks wherever. Yeah, I love it. Wow,
this is crazy. I mean, this is this is like
the Jeffrey of old.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
He's back to his old way and God blessed was
Maria or whatever, Maria, thank you for taking Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
As we talk about this, something's not adding up. I
bet it wasn't stolen. I bet for some reason, these
guys asked Jeffrey for his keys, got his keys. He didn't.
They went out and got him a car washed for
some reason other than that stealing some stealing some of
the car. There's a whole other level. And then filming it.

(01:29:03):
And then it's just sending it, then sending it. Did
they fill you up with? Guess?

Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
I have no idea, And you're taking it a lot
better than I thought you would, just hearing, oh my
car was stolen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
If I if I saw this and go what the
Oh my god, I just don't avoid the I just
know to avoid these two a holes. Now you don't
know them. How would you ever? Oh my god, they're
right there in the video, but it never got your names.
But so you're hanging out with them all night? You
didn't Okay, well you know the girl's name.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Something something's off about this I think is aware of
the I was never aware of this until I saw
this video.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Did the girl that you went to hang out with
she knows them?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
I don't know if she knows them or not. You
didn't ask her who these guys are.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
No, they were just they just seemed like they just
they seemed like just like people that listen to the show.
And he saw me walk in and they said, hi,
blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
I had to make small talks that want to make
you have a good interaction with our listeners. Well, you
don't have to give them your car. That's the point, Charlie.
Here's the here's this the rest of the video. All right,
Jeffrey jeff Oh my god, I don't even want to

(01:30:27):
move it back. Getting Jeffrey car wash? That is crazy?
This second help? All right? Oh god, that's good. Okay,

(01:30:48):
Well they got him a car wash. Could they get
the windshield fix?

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
What if they committed a crime besides stealing the car
while driving that car? What if they hit and run
rob a bank? I guess banks are closed that day,
but you know maybe, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the galleys would have been. I
think we're more shocked and upset than he is. Like upset,

(01:31:18):
he does not care. It's weird, like he gets so upset.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
He just stormed out of the studio like a week
or two ago, last week or whatever, over god, God
knows what he was getting. He's more upset that you
asked him make questions while he was telling that story,
like you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Were interrupting him. Then he is that two guys took
his car for a joy ride. They stroll his car.
He doesn't care. He does not care. If your housekey's
on there, yeah, in my house then't know where I lives.
So that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Maybe they maybe they maybe they made a maybe they
made a copy of your house key. Maybe they can
come in and rearrange your furniture as a practical joke.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Makes the bed. Yeah, yeah, whatever that every day? Oh
my god, Oh wow, are I think that's a new
low for How long were you there at? Just how
long were you at this park?

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
What times you arrive? I got there right in the
middle of the first quarter. What time was there? The
game started at noon?

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
Noon?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
He was there till the two minute warning when it
was obvious that there the house they was gonna win.
So what is that twelve to three?

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Well, you can see here when this person, Oh was
there a time? Well you can see when they got
this off of this is at one forty five off
of snapchat or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Wow, that is that is correct.

Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
So they took them early pretty much right after he
got there, they were already plotting and planning.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Well, no, because it's half way through. If he got
there at noon, right, No, he got there in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
He got there probably about twelve, and he did walk
back in and go, why is my car move?

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I don't but I don't tiny not definitely said on himself.
Did you go back in and go why was my
car move?

Speaker 15 (01:33:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I waked in mask and I asked her, Hey, why
was my car moved?

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
What did anybody say? Nobody? Was that anything? You just
announced it into the middle of the restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:33:13):
Should you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Guy should have got on the PA said, hey, who'd
asked moved my car?

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
That's what I should have done.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Who When he went in, I was talking to Marie,
her husband, and I'll say, hey, anybody move my car?
And they all like out you walk out, you see
your car Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
I had no idea, I because don't you get well,
now we're trying to get we're trying to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Because if Charlie, if I was sitting in a bar
and Charlie left and Charlie came back into the bar
and he goes, did you move my car?

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
I would go no. When he goes, somebody moved my car,
I would then get up and go I would go
out there with him and go, I want to show
you the car was over here and now it's over there.
Or I might take your keys away and go she's
a little too much to drink, Charlie. That's a good point,
Like they don't say anything. They just they don't say anything.

(01:34:04):
I mean, needs to tease two knuckleheads? Well, ah, so
you asked those two guys. I just I just wasn't
really in the mood to press the man. Wait, I
asked you. So you asked those two guys. These are
the same guys that gave you your keys back? Right, yeah,
I go, because and then and then how long after
that did you leave? After they give you your keys,

(01:34:26):
they go, hey, your keys were on the floor. How
long after that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
I stayed a little bit like I said, I stayed
until about the two minute warning, then.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
Then we all left the Yeah, but I don't know
what time they gave you your keys, So it was
that I don't know. I don't know either. Was it
half an hour and how roughly? But it wasn't like
a minute or two it was it was I wasn't
paying attention. I wasn't really paying attention to what was
going on, so I couldn't really tell you. Did they
buy you a drink? One of them got me a shot?

(01:34:54):
Did they want shots?

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
They roofing me. If I was rufe, i'd be like this.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
So the guys that stole his car, got him drunk,
took his keys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Oh man, this is something else.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
One guy goes in hugs Jeffrey Roll, starts shaking him,
hugging him, while the other guy's taking the keys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Right, Okay, okay, how would you Okay, let me come
in here a second, Let me see, let me I
want to see. I got to see this just like
so you were sitting at the bar, or at a table.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
From this picture it looks like a table, you said, table,
And they were at the table next to him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
High top table or was it was it. Okay, so
sit over here on that on that chair. That's a
high top chair. Okay, you got your keys on on
that belt loop? Okay, all right, I'm going to try
and steal your keys. Let me see here, let's see wait, yeah,

(01:35:57):
all right, So well how does it look? Are they
sticking out? It looks just like they're on a carab bean?
Or is that how you say that?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
They're dangling off of his belt loop?

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Turn to the uh which you can't turn to turn
to that camera, So here you go.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
Because they're on the back belt loop, they're not in
the front.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
You see his keys right there? Well yeah, okay, so
if he's on a stool, yeah, they're on the side, yeah,
right to his left side. So somebody must have been
talking to him. I guess how could I mean this is?
Do you feel that at all? I'm now, you'd have
to use two hands to do this, By the way, Jeffer,
do you feel it and he'd.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Be distracted with the game?

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
You don't feel it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:40):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
Do you feel it and he's paying attention right now?

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
You feel Did you feel that? When I didn't feel
because I was too distracted talking to the other person?
So then I then then at some point, when I
got my keys back, I moved him here to your front. Yeah,
to my front.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
You need to bring the fannie pack back. You can't
hear me. He needs to get that fanny packs going,
get it to me from the rear. Last did that
do to please you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Get to give it to you in the rear today?
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
I'm glad you're mad at us, but not at the
two guys that saw.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Your car stool guy walk.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Yes, wow, okay, he's more upset at that than the
guy's stealing his car.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
All right, Well, it's uh, it's an interesting, wow, interesting
maneuver there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
All right, I'm gonna take away.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Our number is eight sixty six yo rover eight sixty
six nine sixty seven six eight three seven. Jim says
a bit that they looked at Jeffrey's car registration, which
has his address on it. Then they went to home depot,
made a copy of his house key, and they're gonna
pay him a visit later.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
I would change my key, my lock. I would change
the lock of my house.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Do you think I have to get my lanylord's permission
for that? I don't think you do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
Uh, I give him an extra key to say, someone
stole my keys. The listener stole my keys. Here you go,
here's the key to the apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
He'll never do that. I don't think he've made a
copy of his key comar, although who would think that
somebody's gonna steal your car?

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
Are you all right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back
on Rover's Morning Glory. The twenty twenty six r MG
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Speaker 17 (01:38:39):
Due to the stupidity of the following program, listener discretion
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Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
Stupid. So now back to Rover's Morning Glory. Shusy is
coming on in just a moment. What do you have
on the way, dog? I have some good holiday stories
for you. How was Black Friday? Did we do well
for the economy?

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Also, I have an update to a story that we
talked about before the break, the missing Virginia football coach.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
All the high school coach. The high school coach that
went missing. I will give you an update on that
story next. All right, we'll get to that in just
a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Rob says, so Jeffery only gets upset when someone interrupts
him on the show, but not when his sun gets
lowered to Texas or when someone steals this car takes
it for a joy ride.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
I know it's this was our, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
Has your son talked to that guy that kidnapped him
allegedly in Texas? Have they talked lately.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
As far as I know?

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
You can you say, as far as you know, have
you asked?

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Or uh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
He talks a lot of other people. How do you
who who does he talk to?

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
I mean I'll hear him talking to other people on
his phone now you know it's other people.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
The voice, the difference in voices and that kind of stuff.
He talks on speakerphones with these people.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Or sometimes they'll trade voice messages or the role play
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I don't know, they'll role play, like give me an example.
I mean, don't look at Charlie screen. Just give me
an example.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
I mean, like, yeah, they'll just act like they're acting
or something, you know, just something he does for fun,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
So he tunes him out when he's home, doesn't really
know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Let's pretend we're in a gay porno thing funny. Well,
what are they? What are they?

Speaker 13 (01:40:47):
What do you like?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Movie lines or something you know, like their favorite Yeah,
like what like, give me one what are they are?

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Like the Blues Brothers?

Speaker 8 (01:40:54):
Or he's not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
I don't think he's doing thing like really harmful or
anything of that nature.

Speaker 6 (01:41:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Wait, so you're telling me that you're your story is
that your son does exactly what.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
You do, which is repeat movie lines with people. You
tell me you overhear him doing the same thing with
random people.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Could be anything, anything, random, you know, anything, just random stuff.
Mm hmm. I mean he's an adult, you know. Okay,
So in other words, you have no idea who he's
talking to or if he's talking to that guy. Why
do you keep looking at what Charlie's doing over there, because.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
He's got he's got something pulled up on the speed
of him doing my son doing to Charleston. It's a
type of dance that he likes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
He just likes to do. He just likes to be fun.

Speaker 11 (01:41:42):
So what is it?

Speaker 9 (01:41:45):
Okay, I'm looking to see if the weird guy is
still talking to him, because I could see before that
he was clearly still talking to him. I don't know,
I don't know if Jeffers Sun's responding, but the weird
guy was still in his comments.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
They're probably still in communication, you know, I don't know
for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
But and Jeffrey wasn't too angry about that his son
being being coerced to come down to Texas for a
month by a guy, a random dude off the internet.

Speaker 9 (01:42:14):
A listener of our show. I mean, it's right, yeah,
book some guy that found him. But they still talked
to him three days ago, got still there talking.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Not worried about that, and then uh, not worried about
people stealing his car. But man, if you ask a
question in the middle of his story, really gets him
riled up. All right, Dougie, are you ready for the shoesy?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yeah, here we go rovers morning glory.

Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
People are really riled up about the President's MRI results,
and they want the MRI I results to be released.
So the President said, yesterday he released my video of that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
If you want. Oh, okay, well some stuff went down,
did you see. Well remember Trump said that these were
the best The doctor said, these are the best MRI
results I've ever seen in all of my years as
a doctor.

Speaker 9 (01:43:09):
The reason yes, and the reason why people are saying, hey,
can you release them? Is because what he had to
say about Governor Tim Walls. Did you see what he
tweeted out? Not just once I did see this. Yes,
I told you you could start saying it. Yes, you
said you said you couldn't start saying it. So I'm
just going to repeat what the president said. I'm not
allowed to repeat it to the president.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
You can read what the president read tweets, Yes, truths
or whatever he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Find it. He's just tweeting that out.

Speaker 9 (01:43:39):
Hoold on, all right, the seriously retarded governor of Minnesota,
Tim Walls does nothing. Sorry, that's what he That's what
our president said about the governor.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Remember how unpresidential it was when Obama wore a tan talk.

Speaker 9 (01:44:00):
It's me mad that anyways, tweeted out that the governor
of Minnesota is seriously retarded.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Uh huh and.

Speaker 8 (01:44:11):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
Then Tim Wallas came out and said, well, let's see
that those MRI results I believe.

Speaker 8 (01:44:15):
So now people are.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Asking this, what's the MRI I going to reveal? Like
I think he's saying, Trump might might be it might be.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Large. Yes, Okay, So this is them on the plane
talking coast and they asked about my Mr Right temper
very get over walla.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
With governor Wolves, you mean the incompetent governor Walls. So
if they want to release it, it's okay with me
to release it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
It's perfect. It's my phone call. Well, I got it beached.
It's absolutely perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
So if you want to hear about it, or if
you want to release it, do you want to have
it released?

Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
News station?

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Failing? Failing news station?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
News station is do what allows you, by the way,
But if you want to have it released or release.

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
It for releasing, what part of your body was the
MRI looking?

Speaker 4 (01:45:08):
I have no idea what you said about, right, what
part of the body? It wasn't the rain because I
took a cognitive test and I ate it. I got
a perfect mark, which you would be incapable of by everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
You too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Why thank him after that?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
I mean, I mean, these these these sicko fans, thank you,
mister president, thank you for what you just called me
an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
I think sometimes if they don't, then they just won't
be allowed to talk to them all over again. I
would be like, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Ridiculous that he doesn't know what the MRI. He knows
what the MRI I was was for. And I don't know.
I you know, I keep hearing stuff. I think it's
wishful thinking on the part of some of these liberals
and they they I keep seeing headlines about Trump's mental
decline and this and that. I go, I mean, I'm

(01:46:01):
not really seeing I'm not seeing anything today that I
wasn't seeing ten years ago with Donald Trump. I mean,
Joe Biden, that was a that was a decline. But
he's getting more agitated, like he's gone, you know, report
of stupid. Yeah, okay, so yeah, do not more that?

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
But then I also saw somebody there like, oh my god,
look at him. He can barely walk his leg. And
I watched a video of this and I go, what,
He's just walking like a normal person with some little
kid down the uh, but down the at the White House.
I didn't notice he's not dragging his leg like they
were claiming in this video. So I don't know why

(01:46:45):
they gave him an MRI. But it obviously was not routine.
This was something that they were looking at because they
tried to make it seem they go, oh, he's going
in for his routine physical when he visits whatever Walter
Reed Medical Center to visit with the troops.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
He's going for his hand physical.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
Interesting because he just went for his annual physical six
months ago. Annual means once a year, so they they
were doing something obviously, and if you wanted it released.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
He could release it. Go ahead, release it. Maybe it's
probably nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:47:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
You had an MRI on your shoulder for your cold
frozen shoulder, yeap.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
How did you go into the machine?

Speaker 6 (01:47:25):
Was it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
Head first? Chest first?

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
At first?

Speaker 13 (01:47:29):
First?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
At first? I think you always go on head for
Actually I don't know. Okay, maybe pretty much the whole
body goes in there. But no, they're going to ask you.
Maybe he doesn't know stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:42):
When I went in for my MRI, they say, I mean,
they verify, They go, okay, so we're doing an MRI. Uh,
you're on your shoulder, that's right, which left shoulder or
right left shoulder?

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
So I find it a little doubtful that he has
no idea what he want for an MRI.

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
Four go On Virginia high school football coach who went
missing back on November twentieth, is now wanted on charges
related to child's sexual abuse.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Material.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
Travis Turner, who was forty six years old, was last
seen walking into the woods with a gun near his
home in Virginia. His family's lawyers said no warrants had
been issued when he disappeared, but Virginia State Police later
got ten warrants issued for Turner that included five counts
of possessing child pornography and five counts of using the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
The contact a minor. I mean, we knew something weird
was going to go on with this guy because he disappeared.
This high school coach.

Speaker 5 (01:48:36):
Yeah, Turner's a gym teacher and head football coach at
Union High School. His wife reported him missing when he
didn't come home, but was told she had to wait twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Four hours to file the report.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
Police have been searching for him using drones, dogs, and
search teams, and Turner is now considered a fugitive.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
She just deleted all of hers Oh yeah, social.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Well they claim, and I don't know, maybe he did
or I don't know. They go, oh, he was last
seen going into the woods with a gun. Well, that's
also what somebody wants to disappear, is gonna you know,
Oh yeah, I mean wilderness with a gun. You know, like,
maybe he did go back. Maybe he went into the
wilderness and shot himself. Perhaps I don't know why you'd

(01:49:18):
have to go that far, but he could also be
on the run, hoping that people will just assume that
he committed suicide.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
But all right, go on.

Speaker 5 (01:49:28):
The third winter storm in the last seven days, we'll
blanket parts of Midwest and northeast. We have light snow
falling in parts of Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, and it is
heading towards Chicago and Ohio and New York, and it's
gonna be interesting winters. Storm watches for tomorrow have been
posted in parts of the northeast from northeast Pennsylvania to Maine.

(01:49:50):
Winter Weather we'll stay west of the ninety five corridor.
I was just talking to Rover and showing him we've
got a nice storm system.

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
Coming against really obsesses over weather. Oh my god, she's
going hour by hour the next two days.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
I am, I am. We had a lot of wind
over the weekends, we had some snow something like that much.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
I'm looking at the thing. It says it's gonna snow,
light snow tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:50:13):
It's overnight.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Yeah, light snow.

Speaker 11 (01:50:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50:16):
I'm seeing like none by where I live, and I
only lived thirty minutes from light snow overnight, and then
I know, I.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Noticed that a little bit snow fell last night where
I live. It's supposed to be bad, though, is what
you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:50:30):
I saw a snowstorm. Yeah, okay, then.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
What I'm saying or light it's a light snowstorm. Okay,
it'll be light snowstorm.

Speaker 5 (01:50:40):
How about that? Shoppers spent a record eleven point eight
billion dollars online during Black Friday, which was nine point
one percent more than last year, So what's soft economy?
People also spent six point four billion online on Thanksgiving Day.
The busiest online shopping hours were between ten am and
two pm, when shoppers spent twelve and a half million

(01:51:03):
dollars every minute.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Jeeves, that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
I just heard this thing they were doing the news
was doing something at like a visa processing center, like
the credit card processing thing they I mean it is
you don't think about it, but they were processing one
hundred and twenty one thousand transactions per second, per second, Just.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
Imagine that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
Anyways, And people want to complain about people. Oh, that's
why we need cryptos. We can buy stuff your credit
card is so it just works. It always works, and
if there's a problem, you have a phone number to call.

Speaker 5 (01:51:49):
But I don't know, well, today is Cyber Monday, so
lots of people I.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Give the stories that all of the deals, the quote
unquote deal are all scams that essentially they don't give
you any discounts, or they just jack up the price
a week before Cyber Monday and Black Friday so that
then they can go look forty percent off, well, technically

(01:52:15):
it was forty percent off of what you had at
for a week, or they'll even just have the price
that way for like half a day.

Speaker 9 (01:52:21):
I was watching the woman at Michael's because she buys
like the same item. I know, it's some certain item, yeah,
and she's always there buying it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
And then she goes in on Black Friday and she's like, oh,
she knows the exact price six forty nine, and then
it says, well, now it's twelve fifty for the day,
but it's half off, so she's like, it's the same,
it's just the same price. She knows.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
Yeah, I think they all do that. I went I
went out on Black Friday. By the way, I don't
think that's the thing anymore. I went to Walmart. It
was just like totally normal day. It's just normal day.

Speaker 5 (01:52:52):
So I was out at two am on Black Friday
and I was working and there was no one there.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
At two am.

Speaker 5 (01:53:04):
Yeah, there were people in line already.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
So you thought, oh, if I sell to these people.

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
That are in likit, they didn't want to leave the line.
I was there till noon, so I got there. Well,
I was selling at two am, so I got there.
I got up at twelve fifteen. It took like a
two and a half hour nap, and then it got
later dark, it got busier later and where was this
this is that where in Cavella's. So we had like

(01:53:33):
three hundred people in line. They spent the night like
Thursday night because they had like this huge deal that
they were doing. So people were there when the store
opened at five, but it got slammed around ten am.
So Charlie's right, like the whole going out early. I
don't know people do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
I don't know who in that right mind would do that.
What's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:53:55):
I know that cold.

Speaker 9 (01:53:59):
I was going for shopping. I was just going to
good stuff, and I was like, oh no, it's Black Friday.
That's going to be brutal. And then I parked and
I was like, there's parking lot teams. I'm just like
chop online. Yeah, there's nobody in there who would enjoy it.
You go for fun, that's not fun. It's got opposite
of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:54:16):
Yeah, they got slammed later, like from ten o'clock on
they were slammed, but early morning stuff. In speaking of
shopping in the holidays, it is December first, so some
things that we look forward to in the month of December.
Of course, you have college football. The bowl games kick
off December thirteenth. You still have any NFL and NHL
action all month long. Your soccer, right, Major League Soccer

(01:54:40):
Cup Final goes down this Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Is there Miami in it?

Speaker 5 (01:54:44):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
How exciting is that?

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
Mighty?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
I get to go.

Speaker 8 (01:54:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:47):
I've been debating this, but I have no place to
stay because bankruptcy Box isn't done.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
And I go, let me look at the hotel I
normally stay at, and I go, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (01:54:58):
Expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Why is it so expensive?

Speaker 8 (01:55:01):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
They have this stupid, uh, this big art thing that
they do down there.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
D Yeah, and let's not forget the the Big Ten
Championshiptinia House stating in number two Indiana in Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:55:14):
I'm not going to that, but no, but I'm just
saying things.

Speaker 5 (01:55:18):
It's way mad that he's interrupting you, God, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
So that's why I'll talk a little bit of over
goes a long way funny. I was just making it up.
I was making it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
He wasn't done with his story. So it's now he's mad.
I was gonna go interrupted his interruption.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Talking. I know you're mad about it. My my father
and I were watching and my wife, we were watching
the game on Saturday. They had to win this game
to be in the final this week. So they won,
and I go, we should go, we should go down there. Yeah,
and my father and all like, yeah, let's go. And

(01:56:02):
now I look and I this would require two hotels obviously,
and I go, oh my god. Hold on. The cheapest
room is one thousand dollars a night because.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
Of that art festival.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
Yeah, yeah, you could just share a room.

Speaker 5 (01:56:14):
Can't you just stay in your condo and just get
like blow up beds. Do you have running water, Yeah,
there's running water.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
I just stay there, get sleeping yeah, you have a
bed in their wife. I tried to already tell this
to my wife. Yes, she goes. My dad can't. He's
almost seventy years old. He can't. He can't do that.
Do what sleep on a blow up bed?

Speaker 5 (01:56:38):
Or oh, you guys have money, you can buy a
nice blow up bed. They're really comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Anyway. Let him You're right, you do have a bed
down there. Let him sleep on the bed and you
and your wife sleep on a blow up bed. Anyways.
So I don't know if I'm going to go to that.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Okay, So movies coming out in December. The big one
this month is Avatar, Fire and Ash that opens December nineteenth,
The SpongeBob movies, Search for k Where Pants lands the
same day, You have Five Nights at Freddy's, and both
kill Bill movies that's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Timothy Shallow Maze movie.

Speaker 5 (01:57:09):
He plays a professional ping ponger in Marty's Supreme that's
on December twenty fifth. That's a weird Christmas Day movie.
And then Jack Black and Paul Rudstar and Anaconda that's
also on Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
That looks so dull.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Yeah, Christmas commercials for this Anaconda thing. That's it's so
what they've they've made You remember the movie Anaconda?

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:57:31):
Yeah, good, Okay, Well now they've decided that they're going
to make a movie where.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
The premise is who's in this Jack Black and Paul.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
Ra Yeah, where they are going to reboot the movie Anaconda.
But they they they they need to go they don't
have enough money to This is what the movie's about.

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
That's right, they exactly. They don't have a terrible job
describing it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:59):
The movie is they're gonna reboot Anacond. That's their dream
to reboot Anaconda. Are they playing themselves?

Speaker 6 (01:58:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
I don't think so, and that they are going to
but they don't have enough money. So they have to
go to the Amazon in order to get a snake
that can be in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
And then what do you think happens? Well, there's a
giant snake that then comes run after them. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:58:23):
I don't know why in the world this movie. How
the comedy, yeah, okay, how whatever? It looks incredibly stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Maybe it's funny, I don't know, but I just I
don't know what the appeal was quick on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
The Rockefeller Christmas Tree lighting is going to be Wednesday
on NBC. The docu series Taylor Swift, The End of
an Era hits Disney plus the twelveth, and then Stranger
Things season five kicks off Christmas Day and.

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
The finale lands the thirty first.

Speaker 5 (01:58:48):
I know a bunch of the kids got together and
they watched it on Thanksgiving the night before, and they
said the first part was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:58:56):
And then of course Christmas is the twenty fifth, Hanukkah
is the fourteenth, and Kwanza the twenty six. That's this
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Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Now at robradio dot com. Dan, I thought you re it.
He must have been switching gears or something. I don't
know what he was doing. It sounds like he just
let out a huge fart for the cows. Uh, Dean,
what's happening about. I'm very concerned for Jeffrey and his wife,

(01:59:46):
he might.

Speaker 8 (01:59:46):
Needs to change that lock.

Speaker 1 (01:59:48):
Well, it is the Christmas time of year, and isn't
Jeffrey worried about the guys that stole his key?

Speaker 8 (01:59:54):
Flicking in and charl dick and his wife you know
this that tin of year he needs to change.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
Those I see, all right? Did Charles Dickens reference there?

Speaker 5 (02:00:04):
A very good one?

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
I really trying to shoehorn that one in there, didn't
he It was awful.

Speaker 5 (02:00:11):
Jeff didn't even understand it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
Yikes, all right, thank you dude. No, I'm not. I
wouldn't be worried about those kids. Those guys didn't make
it a copy of his house key. I don't think
it is weird that somebody his car. I did this,
not still.

Speaker 9 (02:00:34):
I made a copy of my friend's key in high school,
and I would move his car around when he was
at work, so he'd come out look for his card,
be across the parking lot. And then I think it
had really emotionally scarred him because I wouldn't admit to it.
I just but I'd be sitting in my car hiding
and watching, just watching him wander around, start getting underneath

(02:00:55):
his car, looking there a bomb underneath my car? And
it really that's gaslighting. It was because then he'd got
called like, co me move the car again? And I'm like, well,
that's that's odd. And I'd be on the cell phone
watching him for his car and how long did you
keep this up for? And how often would you do it?

Speaker 17 (02:01:15):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (02:01:16):
Not that often, it's real sporadical looks every other week
or something. Yeah, and just go to work, go to
his work, move his car. It was fun and he
had no idea.

Speaker 3 (02:01:24):
I mean, I mean, that's that's what this number one
assumption was was one of his friends moved his car,
but he couldn't figure out how anybody had his keys,
and he forgot that.

Speaker 9 (02:01:33):
He let me use his keys. Once we're in high school.
I said, I need to get somebody in your car.
Can you give me your keys? Gave me his keys.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
I went to the locksmith immediately got the copy made,
and then I had it for a while. I didn't
do this immediately. I waited, yes, and then I had
a copy of his car key for a long time.
She thinks they might have made a copy of Jeffrey's
house key, and who knows what they'll go in there
and do. Oh no, I don't know. I don't want
to scare drive. I don't think. I don't think they
meant they're going to do that. I think they just

(02:02:02):
they're probably drunk and tole his car. If they're it'd
be funny, right, that's a freak.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
I have no idea, but I think I might have
to look into the purchasing of a shotgun. Oh, oh
my god, let's good weapon. Jeffrey is his car was
stolen and we found out. I thought he knew about this.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
I thought he let two random guys take his car
and drive his car. And so I play this video.
I go, what are these two guys taking your car
to the They're going through the car wash? What are
they doing? And Jeffrey had no idea. He had not
seen this video.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
And it turns out Jeffrey was at a bar and
these two guys just took his car on a joy ride.

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
And was it you farting over there? No, it's the
cord hitting the stool because she was farting early. Did
you guys hear this?

Speaker 6 (02:02:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:02:50):
I walked out of the studiost break.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
She opens up the door and she just and then
I closed the door to lock it all in. For him,
so so discussed. It's so funny because you get so upsessed.
So nass. Yeah, you're feeding none of this.

Speaker 2 (02:03:11):
YouTube party. At the same time, the vapors has come
up and shake hands. I've got to take a break.
Eight sixty six. Your rover is our number will be
right back.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Hang on. You only have one kid though, you're pushing that.
Now back to rovers morning Glory. So, no one really traveled.

(02:03:45):
I didn't travel over thanks you think you guys didn't
travel either. No one went anywhere, no flying or anything.

Speaker 8 (02:03:54):
No not.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
I did see that. I know whether delayed Evil's planes,
and I saw that the Secretary of transportation, this guy,
I think his name is Sean Duffy. He wanted people
to be more civil, all right, when he's sick and
tired of people not behaving when they're at the airport

(02:04:19):
around planes, which I agree with. But he alsoid wants
you to dress up when you're going to fly. He says, quote,
whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt.
We have video of him. No, I have video of
two different just like a one off statement he made.
He said this multiple times. He's going around. This is

(02:04:41):
what's the problem. With America is we're not dressed. We're
not dressed right. We had to dress for success and
we're not doing it here. He is listen to this.
We have to think about how do we do a
better job. How do we you know, maintain maybe some
of that.

Speaker 19 (02:04:56):
Frustration we have as we travel this Thanksgiving season. Maybe
we should say please and thank you to our pilots
and to our to our flight attendants. I think again,
I call this, uh, just maybe dressing.

Speaker 1 (02:05:09):
With some respect.

Speaker 19 (02:05:11):
Uh, you know, whether it's a pair of jeans and
a and a and a decent shirt. I would encourage
people to maybe dress a little better, which encourage us,
encourages us to maybe behave.

Speaker 1 (02:05:20):
All a little better.

Speaker 19 (02:05:22):
Let's try not to wear slippers and in pajamas as
we come to the airport.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
I think that's positive if we can help some Uh. Okay,
So he.

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
Does not like the way people are dressing at the airport,
I will say, you're going on a plane, it's it's
an uncomfortable experience, and I think you had to be
dressed for this uncomfortable experience. In sweatpants or whatever is
the most comfortable thing for you, because that must be
what you wear.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
Because you're joining that.

Speaker 5 (02:05:52):
Slippers.

Speaker 3 (02:05:53):
No, I don't wear slippers. That's gross. But uh, you
know they I saw people in the news Fox News.
They're like, look how people used to dress when they
would fly. Okay, well you also used to look at
look at how seats used to be on planes. You
weren't crammed in there like cattle either man. They would
bring you like a full turkey out or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Okay, So it's a little bit different, I think, And
I don't have any issue with people trying to be
comfortable here, he is on Fox Business Channel. I guess
people dress up.

Speaker 20 (02:06:29):
Like they're going to bed when they fly, you know,
I see I see people getting on their planes.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
They're having a hard time taking.

Speaker 20 (02:06:36):
Their luggage and getting in in the oversize or the
above bend. Help people out, be nice, be courteous, and
so we want to push people as we come into
a really bad busy travel season. Help people out be
in a good mood, dress up, bring civility back to travel,
and I think everyone's experience is going to be that
much better.

Speaker 3 (02:06:55):
Dress up when you travel. Who wants to dress up
when you travel? Nobody wants to do with that. He's
saying just wear jeans, though, and I agree with them.
People are dressing like slobs all the time now what
they want to be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
I don't like it. No, this is I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:09):
I don't like when when you go to anywhere and
everybody's just wearing their pajamas out all the time.

Speaker 7 (02:07:14):
We were just talking about stretchy pants earlier. I mean
and J and Rover all four stretchy pants me as well.

Speaker 5 (02:07:20):
I mean it comfort.

Speaker 1 (02:07:21):
They make stretchy jeans out that you could still my
jeans are stretchy comfortable, but they're not as comfortable. They're
very comfortable at least instead of wearing pajamas out people
are wearing. So you're telling me your jeans are just
as comfortable as a pair of sweatpants. It's eighty five percent.
It's eighty five percent. It's definitely not sweatpants, of course.

(02:07:44):
But also you're out in public, we're wearing pajamas.

Speaker 8 (02:07:47):
Just don't worry.

Speaker 1 (02:07:48):
I don't understand it. Everybody just wears pajamas all the time.
You're wearing pajamas right now, like they're not even are
they wearing pajamas? Sweatpants? These were people wear to Bed're
fifty years old. Nobody wears the US to bed, Charlie,
the wear sweatpants are bed. I mean, I'm not like
lots of people do.

Speaker 8 (02:08:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:08:06):
I don't. Uh, I just I don't get it. I don't.
I don't know if it's gonna fix America or anything.
I agree with. No, that's not the problem. People wearing
sweatpants to go to get on a plane not the problem.
People are just ass wipes. That's that's one of the problems.
People have lost any sort of respect for one another.
It has nothing to do with baby. It starts with
how you dress.

Speaker 3 (02:08:27):
No, I don't so you you put one of these
a holes that I see in videos from planes or airports,
you put them in a suit, and they're not going
to be an a hole anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
I don't think so. Clothes don't make the person. It's
the person that makes the person.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
The fact of the matter is.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Is like when I fly, when I used to we
used to fly, I try to dress appropriately for the occasion.
If I have happened to have a nice sweatsuit on, No,
I'm not, I mean, at least uncomfortable. I'm not wearing
you anything time it's wearing something loose and it's comfortable.
Because when you say that, those little region plans, yeah,
I see, they're a little uncomfortable, but try to be
comfortable and at the same time, it's a balance of

(02:09:05):
comfort and dressing appropriately. I don't wear pajama jants pajama pants. Uh,
even Jeffer Gas wear pajama pants.

Speaker 5 (02:09:13):
I just said.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
I I've only worn them once into the show.

Speaker 5 (02:09:17):
Oh my god, you can't.

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
On the show.

Speaker 5 (02:09:26):
Never change them.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
It's once in the show.

Speaker 2 (02:09:29):
Ones camouflage and my my daily night or my ones
I usually wear at night, and pajamas sometimes. Yeah, sometimes
I'm just going to take the garbage up. But yeah,
sometimes I wear them, and but it's not it's not
anything occurrence here, so you sleep in them and wear
them here.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
I just think people should wear Gane is so comfortable
now compared to how they used to be. They used
to be terrible. They'd be stiff, they'd be scratchy. They're
all stretching out and they're like sweatpants. But they're still
not as comfortable as sweatpants. They're just not I would
take sweatpants over over jeans any day. For comfort, you

(02:10:10):
have to wear a belt.

Speaker 3 (02:10:11):
When you have jeans, and people don't respect the guy
in a sweatpants, just letting enough they don't respect them.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
I don't need their respect. I care. That's part of
the civility that's out there. You see something in sweatpants,
are going this guy's a slob. I don't care about
what I don't have to. Are you just gonna talk
to him? What about you're gonna get You're going to
get better service everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:10:28):
What about if you saw me in discount drug Mart
on Thanksgiving Day after we had our Thanksgiving dinner? I said,
uh oh, how about some ice cream? She goes, well,
I asked you. My wife goes, I asked you if
you want to dessert? And you said no, And I said,
I changed my mind. This is five thirty discount drug

(02:10:48):
March closes at six. I go, We've got to go
to We've got to get some ice cream. She goes,
all right, it was snowing. She goes, well, I can't dry.
I don't want to drive in the snow. I said,
I'll drive and I'll come in there with you. You know,
can I wear my I had pajama pants on them?
I go, can I go and pajama pants. She goes,
what do I care? I go, Okay, So I went

(02:11:09):
to discount of drug Mart wearing my pajamas.

Speaker 1 (02:11:12):
Yeah, and I'm sure you looked at people wearing also
pajamas and you're judging too.

Speaker 3 (02:11:17):
I know you're very judging. No, you know, out of
the most judging people I've ever met in my life.
And I know you judge people walk around in pajamas,
but you're on the holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:11:26):
I go, oh, that person has a day off. They're
just relaxing. I wanted to my out of Walmart once
because everybody was, what are you on drugs?

Speaker 3 (02:11:34):
They were all on drugs, on pajamas too. They were
all on drugs like maniacs. And I encourage anybody. I
forget what Walmart that was in Miami, but I would
encourage anybody who travels to Florida. If you're listening to
us in Florida right now, you go to this Walmart.
I don't even remember which one it was. You go

(02:11:55):
there and every goddamn person is on drugs. Every single
person was on drugs. And it was the world's busiest Walmart.
I've never seen a Walmart this busy, white tile. It
was complete insanity. Anyway, the thing that I was worried about,
and I guess I don't realize it at home, but
it became really apparent because my garage.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
I've a heated garage at home. So I get into
the car, I drive, and then when I get out
at Discount of drug Mart and I take the ten
steps to go in, I go ooh, man, it's cold
out here because I wear in my pajama pants. I
have no wonderwear on.

Speaker 5 (02:12:33):
Eh, you're walking around drug Mark flopping that thing all around.

Speaker 1 (02:12:40):
Well, that that was the problem.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
I don't think about it at home, but then once
I got out in public, I go, oh my god,
I got to make sure like this, you know, because
you have that that little flap, that little like that
little opening there.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
Yeah, your little nuts are going to fall out and you're.

Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Going to be arrested for no.

Speaker 1 (02:12:56):
This might be this might be illegal.

Speaker 7 (02:12:58):
What I'm doing right now, I'm not gonna say anything.
I go out without a brown and then I have
a hoodie on on top. I'm like, nobody can tell
it's fine and all along.

Speaker 1 (02:13:08):
Topless once top. Oh yeah, so she doesn't. Yeah, it's
no big deal. That's good. Looking people do that, you know,
get away with that? Not good?

Speaker 5 (02:13:21):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:13:22):
Chris? Here on rovers morning, Glory, Your morning, Chris, Good
morning man.

Speaker 8 (02:13:27):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (02:13:27):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
What's happening?

Speaker 20 (02:13:30):
Man?

Speaker 8 (02:13:30):
I need a prayer for Anyboddy ay a prayer?

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
You need a prayer?

Speaker 8 (02:13:33):
I don't know. Yeah, I need. I need like a
little miracle America.

Speaker 1 (02:13:37):
What do you want to win power ball or something
or what?

Speaker 5 (02:13:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:13:40):
I had.

Speaker 12 (02:13:41):
I had the lotto, dude, and I let it go accidentally.
What a girl out there listens to you every day?
I don't like to say your name, Nicole b. It's like,
I don't know how you do it.

Speaker 8 (02:13:55):
Works, But I love her. I miss her. I shouldn't
let her go dealing with a bunch of multra problems.

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:14:06):
I don't know how to. I know you hear sta.

Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
No, she doesn't want to hear this. No, this is
the worst plan of all time. Listen, no, no, no,
let me hold on. Let's just let's rewind.

Speaker 3 (02:14:22):
I'm going to walk you through this, Okay, Okay, you
just I'm gonna play as you you answer the phone
as we're overs born in glory.

Speaker 1 (02:14:30):
Okay, you how can I help you? Hey, it's uh, Chris, Uh, hey,
I just wanted to tell you, are you talking about Thanksgiving?
I had a crazy Thanksgiving. I went out and I
met these three gorgeous women and they were all into me.
I took them home. I had a wild threesome. I

(02:14:53):
couldn't believe it. And now I'm trying to figure out
which one I want to date, because they all want
to date me.

Speaker 3 (02:15:00):
You don't think Colin in anything. I lost the love
of my life. I didn't know she had emotional problems.

Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
See Chris. Then then that chick Nicole would have heard
that and been like, oh, Chris, was like moved on,
and maybe I gave up like all these hot chicks,
what did you do?

Speaker 8 (02:15:17):
I don't I don't know what did you do? I
didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. She said.

Speaker 12 (02:15:21):
I took her for granted, that was it, and I
loved her living with me in the house. I loved
your son. I took care of both of them.

Speaker 1 (02:15:28):
And did she bring up you? Did you break up
with her?

Speaker 5 (02:15:32):
Sounds like she did it was it must have been
like I never broke up with her.

Speaker 1 (02:15:37):
That means she broke up with was.

Speaker 12 (02:15:40):
No, it was like she just moved out because of
because of what was going on her life right now.
And I don't want to discuss that part, you know.
I just I just hope she can. And she's not
entering your phone calls.

Speaker 8 (02:15:53):
Noah, not in two weeks, bro, not in two weeks.
And we we were ended on we ended on good terms. Man,
we didn't end up terms.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
And I don't know her stuff. And she moved out,
she got all her stuff and left, and.

Speaker 12 (02:16:08):
Yeah, but I helped her. I had to help her
move out because no one helped her, bro, Like you
know what I'm saying. Like, I moved her out and
I told her I didn't want her to leave, but
she had in her head because that morning, that Monday morning,
I took her phone just to see what was going on,
and she kind of she got really upset.

Speaker 1 (02:16:25):
You took her phone, Oh man, this is this is desperate.
Took it away from her. You took it to look
through it.

Speaker 8 (02:16:34):
I took it.

Speaker 12 (02:16:35):
I took it to see if she was just getting
some text message from somebody that's all.

Speaker 8 (02:16:40):
Yeah, well she was.

Speaker 1 (02:16:41):
That was bad.

Speaker 8 (02:16:43):
I have no idea. I know she said, she said,
she said, she didn't say nothing. She didn't say nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:16:48):
Like like we had.

Speaker 12 (02:16:50):
I thought we had a good relationship up until that
weekend of her birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:16:55):
Until those I gave her every sentence I know, I know,
waiting her.

Speaker 8 (02:17:05):
I have no idea, Man, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
You took her phone, he went through, and what did
you say? What'd you find?

Speaker 5 (02:17:10):
No?

Speaker 12 (02:17:10):
I didn't go through. I didn't go through. I couldn't
get into it. I just wanted to be honest with me.
You know, it was like it was just I just
wanted to prove her honesty toward me.

Speaker 8 (02:17:19):
And it didn't. It didn't backfired.

Speaker 1 (02:17:21):
Oh no, it was backfired. This bagfired big time.

Speaker 8 (02:17:24):
And uh it did it?

Speaker 1 (02:17:26):
Did?

Speaker 8 (02:17:26):
I did?

Speaker 12 (02:17:26):
I just I loved I loved living with her. I
wanted her family. We talked about her family, and I
don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
She just got this I've never heard of family. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
What?

Speaker 8 (02:17:38):
What are you thinking? And that's what I wanted. She
wanted it to it went.

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
No, she didn't. She just moved out. She took all
her stuff and while return to car, I don't think
she wants that family. You gotta give up on this idea.
This ain't happening, because if it did it would have been, Oh,
my guy would about where he would out of a kid. Here.
Do you know where she is?

Speaker 8 (02:17:59):
Oh, of course I do completely.

Speaker 1 (02:18:02):
I don't know if she's completely gone, like no, no, no,
I I know.

Speaker 8 (02:18:06):
I used to pick her up from her house and stuff.
I know where she lived.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
She just moved back into her own house where she
used to live.

Speaker 8 (02:18:14):
She moved, she moved back in with her parents.

Speaker 1 (02:18:16):
Oh all right, all right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:18:19):
No, no, it's not nothing. It's not nothing like that.
It's just like I just wanted to.

Speaker 12 (02:18:23):
Have you guys, just tell her you know, I miss her,
I love her, and just second chancey.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
I'm gonna like you guys. You got thirty seconds. Tell
her the cold wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (02:18:34):
Be?

Speaker 1 (02:18:35):
All right? You got it? This is your all right?
Go ahead, n.

Speaker 8 (02:18:43):
Kobe, n Kobe.

Speaker 12 (02:18:44):
I love you so much. I made a mistake of
taking you for granted. While you're in the house living
with me, I loved you and your son in there.
I love making breakfast, I love making you dinners. I
love being part of it.

Speaker 8 (02:18:56):
That's all I wanted. And then I don't know what happened.
Just uh, you started hanging out with some people and
I just wanted you to be home once in.

Speaker 12 (02:19:05):
A while, and uh, I just want you back. I
want you back, to give me a second chance. Talk
to me, Just talk to me. I know you love
me because of what happened on the weekend your birthday,
and you can get through your little emotional troubles. I'll
help you, and I pray you're listening.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
Man oh Man Man Douji or Crystal. Does this come
off as how does this come off like crab pathetic?
This is desperate? That yeah? Like I can think like
when I would go into a bar and you go, man,

(02:19:44):
I'm horny. I haven't been laid in a while. You
go into that bar. The women they smell that desperation.
You can't get late to save your life. They somehow know,
even if you're playing a cold they just go, I
can tell this guy's desperate. Now you have a girlfriend
and you're not with there. You walk in to a bar.
Every chit in there. Why it's a piece of you.

Speaker 12 (02:20:03):
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
They just there's something they can sense it. This, this,
this reeks of desperation. I don't think this one's gonna work.

Speaker 1 (02:20:12):
What are these It was a long shot. It was
a long shot, What are these emotional?

Speaker 12 (02:20:19):
She just heard her dad passed away a few years
ago in October, and it's just they really hurt her.
And I took care of her in October and I
tried to, you know, get her through it, and I
didn't do enough, I guess.

Speaker 1 (02:20:29):
So that's all.

Speaker 8 (02:20:31):
But we do. We're so good together. And I know
she was happy and.

Speaker 6 (02:20:35):
Not that.

Speaker 8 (02:20:37):
Like, no, I can't.

Speaker 12 (02:20:38):
I pushed the issue with her. You know, it's like
whatever she was doing, you know, there's some other stuff
and they're lying. I want to talk about that, but oh,
that's not.

Speaker 5 (02:20:50):
She was just.

Speaker 8 (02:20:53):
Hanging out with new people that I didn't approve of.
I guess, the wrong crowd.

Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
Well what do you mean the people.

Speaker 8 (02:21:01):
Just just different people, just different people that you know,
I'm not accustomed to.

Speaker 1 (02:21:06):
So like, what what aren't you like used to Jews?

Speaker 5 (02:21:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:21:12):
Like for everything these days?

Speaker 5 (02:21:18):
Stop it?

Speaker 1 (02:21:18):
Do people drink? Do they do drugs?

Speaker 14 (02:21:21):
Like?

Speaker 5 (02:21:21):
Was it potty?

Speaker 12 (02:21:23):
There's there was some there was some substances used, and
you know there's some substances.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
So I thought, like you said, I don't want you
got to cut your losses, man, you got to cut
your losses.

Speaker 3 (02:21:34):
She's with some dudes shooting up heroine getting deep down
for drugs or whatever she's up to these days.

Speaker 12 (02:21:41):
I don't know, but that's that's that's not her, bro,
that's not her. That's not hers. She's a great mom,
she's strong willed, she's hard working. I just I just
wanted a little, you know, just to let her know
that I was thinking of her. That So that's all
I wanted you guys to do. I didn't want to
get too deep into it, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
Well, I wish you a look. I don't know if
it's all going to work. Will you give me a callback.

Speaker 3 (02:22:02):
If she does hear this and respond, I'm curious what
her respond actually, Nicole, b Oh, just give me a
call and I can be the go between between you
and Chris and we can get to the bottom of
all of this and see if you and Chris have
a future. I have my opinions on this, but he
loves making breakfast for you and all of that, spending

(02:22:25):
time with you. Just wanted you at home and give
me a call. Eight sixty six. Yo're over all right, Chris.
I wish you luck. Let us know how it turns out.
Thank you all right? Bye bye? Yeah, he's got to
move on. Thought, this ain't working out.

Speaker 1 (02:22:40):
By the way, if if I'm dating somebody and.

Speaker 3 (02:22:46):
She starts hanging out with the wrong crowd, as he says,
which is code for she's dealing with drugs right, hanging.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
Out with drug deal whatever she's doing, why would I want.

Speaker 3 (02:22:59):
To associate You gotta, you gotta, you gotta cut that
person loose. You're not gonna go in there and help
that person and you're gonna figure get them all back
on the right track and all that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
That's that's what you see in movies. In reality, it's
gonna bring you nothing, but absolutely.

Speaker 12 (02:23:20):
So.

Speaker 5 (02:23:20):
You gotta you can't just ditch people because you know
it's easy for you to ditch people, but you gotta
if you love them, you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
Gotta say the home make it very easy for you
to ditch that.

Speaker 5 (02:23:31):
Yeah, some people can't let go casts they're losers. But
if he wants to try, he'll figure it out. I
feel like she's seeing somebody else. If she's not having
any contact with him, she's already moved on to the
next guy. Don't you think the girls usually drag things out,
But when we have a new guy, then we're talking

(02:23:53):
we're just talking to no.

Speaker 14 (02:23:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:23:54):
This reminds me of like young Like every guy has
gone through this at some point in your life where
you like some girl and you keep thinking you read
you like you make it. You twist up things in
your own mind where you're like no, no, because he's like, oh,
I know she loves me.

Speaker 1 (02:24:11):
You twist things in your mind. But if you look
at everything she moved out, she's texting other people, whatever's
going on. If she really loved you, she would have
she would have done that, right, Yeah, she wouldn't have
so U and time to move on, Chris, I've got
to take a break. We'll be right back on Rover's

(02:24:34):
Morning Glory eight sixty six. Yo, Rover, we know what
Chris could do, huh if he wants to really show.

Speaker 3 (02:24:40):
His love for her by the brand new twenty twenty
six RMG Hoodie. It's available at roverradio dot com right now.
You say, Nicole, Nicole, b I made you breakfast and
I got you a present. You need to come on
over and then gift her that RMG hoodie boy that
could really save that relationship. You can pick it up

(02:25:03):
right now at roverradio dot com. We will be right
back hang out.

Speaker 17 (02:25:07):
The romantic version of the story Rover proposed at the
Eiffel Tower. The real version of the story Rover proposed
and Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 1 (02:25:20):
We're back to Rover's morning glory. Jason says, Rover, you're right,
that guy sounds as pathetic as me. I'm going through
the same thing with a girl I have pregnant. We
plan on babies. I even announced it on your show,

(02:25:44):
and then she.

Speaker 3 (02:25:44):
Moved out and was talking to other people as she's
pregnant with my baby, and I keep thinking she loves me,
but she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
She was used to using me.

Speaker 3 (02:25:56):
If she really loved me, she'd be here and I
wouldn't have to sound authentical like that guy that just
called in. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
Now I look back at like twenty year old me,
and that's the kind of stuff you do with dude
when you're twenty or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:26:12):
You know, you think, I don't know, you think that
the girl actually likes You're trying to convince yourself that
she does. Actions speak louder than words. Ian says, please shave.

(02:26:33):
You have two gray hairs that keep waving at the camera.

Speaker 1 (02:26:39):
He looks terrible. I know, I do I hate this? Well,
we were ready to shave. Now that no Shave November
is over, it is December first, and well, sir, we
are you can't shave right the second.

Speaker 3 (02:27:02):
I was getting out a sheet of paper, I thought
you were going to a razor out and we're ready
to Oh I'm ready though, all right, so we have to.
I think we're gonna do this on Wednesday on the
what is it December third? I guess because this morning
I go, wait a second, how are we gonna Who's
gonna shave our beards?

Speaker 1 (02:27:20):
Do we get somebody?

Speaker 3 (02:27:21):
I guess we need to find somebody that could come
in and maybe like a professional.

Speaker 1 (02:27:26):
I know they have beard. I've never been into one
of these places, like these beard shops.

Speaker 3 (02:27:33):
They look very manly, okay, And I'm like, maybe I
should grow my beard out and go into one of
these things where they shape up your beard and they
make it look because I can never do this. I'll
grow my beard out and then I'll try to do
something with it and it will never works out.

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
Doesn't doesn't look like all those cool online ads that
I get at these dudes with these thick, luscious beards. Anyway,
So i guess we could. I mean, I don't know
if we need a professional to do.

Speaker 6 (02:28:07):
This, but.

Speaker 1 (02:28:09):
You got a guy, so what the guy suggested? I
don't have a guy. Maybe you know a guy. I
don't know somebody. If you know, maybe you are the guy.
If you are.

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
Well, then you can call me eight six six year Rover.
But I think we have about eight or ten different
things that we're going to put on a wheel. I'm
going to spin this wheel and we will whatever it
lands on.

Speaker 1 (02:28:37):
That's how you have to shave this beer that the
beard that we've been growing out for a month, so
I don't know, maybe it will be is a monkey
tail on there, the infinous monkey tail like that.

Speaker 9 (02:28:46):
We already did the monkey tales, so I didn't want
to add that, but I mean we could add it.
This is my list's and I came up with the
list on the aftermath of potential ones. Number one Chester
A Arthur, which is something Jeffery's always mentioned.

Speaker 1 (02:28:59):
He wants it's to shave to look like. Let me
find a picture of him. He's always mentioned it. I've
actually have tried dead Look. Uh, I don't remember doing it,
but here's your Chester A Arthur. It's very large mutton
chops and must to mustache. It connects, all right, that's

(02:29:20):
an option. Just a classic flu man chew, uh, you know,
and then just a classic goatee. I don't really see
many people with those as much anymore.

Speaker 9 (02:29:29):
It's kind Yes, it's a stepdad haircut an Amish beard, which,
of course is that. Well, let me pull up a
picture there a second. It's nothing you'd want, I'll be honest.
You don't want.

Speaker 21 (02:29:42):
It's a odd it's a full beard with no must mustache.
Oh huh, I've rocked out too.

Speaker 5 (02:29:54):
I don't remember seeing you Van.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
Dyke, which is a must ash and kind of more
of a pointy I think pointy goatee chin area the
early two thousands. Nobody does this anymore. A full chin strap,
you know, the thin chin strap be what I have
this written? I don't remember what this says, reverse chin strap,

(02:30:19):
goate Do you remember what that is? Snitzer? Reverse chip
stra reverse? Would that be reverse chin?

Speaker 8 (02:30:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:30:29):
Okay, a reverse Hitler? What's a reverse Hitler mustache? But
nothing in the middle, just on the ends. Justify how
much you hate if you have a fake mustache, you
formed the perfect Okay, the John Waters. Now that's where

(02:30:52):
he needs somebody to come in to do something.

Speaker 3 (02:30:54):
If somebody gets the John Waters that a little pencil
like thin no Waters, Yeah, it's really actually disturbing. Look
it's a perf.

Speaker 1 (02:31:05):
Yeah, you don't want to have. Yes, it's like it's
drawn on. He's up to no good. Yes that's not real. Yeah, yeah,
probably died, but it's definitely hair. That's when that Jeffrey
came up with nothing but neck, everything shaved. It might

(02:31:27):
be the worst except your net Rachel and sales crazy
because she came in here. You haven't shaved yet. It
looks so bad. And since stop body shaving me. And
then I think since and I think she glues all
of our hair onto her. Yes, I think that's there'll
be plenty of it. There'll be plenty after everybody gets shaved.

(02:31:49):
We glue it on the dougie like hairs that none of.

Speaker 3 (02:31:54):
Them okay, so none of them are as crazy as
I I mean you want. I mean, it's just throw
a couple of crazy ones in there. Yeah, something crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:32:03):
I guess zebra striping or something. Yeah, you could do
you could do riff raff. Yeah, I think you got
to put a couple of crazy, really crazy. I don't
know what else there is, because I did look at
a lot of them. We can't grow most of them,
you know. We're not thick enough. And if it was

(02:32:24):
the land on me, it's I don't know if I
just reroll it because there's certain things I just can't.
If I get the chest ray art there, I'm be
able to do it.

Speaker 6 (02:32:30):
Well.

Speaker 3 (02:32:30):
She was talking about like if you do a uh,
you know, stripes or whatever, you could, I guess they
could trim you down before they do that, right.

Speaker 5 (02:32:43):
They're going to do something to make it look give
that illusion.

Speaker 1 (02:32:47):
Yes, we have a professional do this. Here's the riff raff.
It's kind of a chin scrap out Jesus, but it's
also got some wild lines in it like that. Yes,
if you do, Oh my god, you add yeah, because
I this would be my worst nightmare to walk around
with this douchebag anywhere. That is true, thank God. But

(02:33:08):
you got to at least one you got to come
to work. You got to what do you have by
the bathroom torture? If we go, you have to go
all of December with this, because then we'll be on
vacation and you have to walk around with.

Speaker 5 (02:33:21):
This thing, I say, half a face. You only do
the right side or the left side?

Speaker 1 (02:33:28):
Idea? Okay, I like that one as well.

Speaker 5 (02:33:33):
Why don't you have to display it at least until
the Christmas party which is next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (02:33:39):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm fine with that till next Wednesday.
Here is I just sent a snitzer a picture. A
guy just sent in the reverse chin strap, which I'll
show you in just a second.

Speaker 1 (02:33:54):
Oh yeah, that was here. It is. This is just ridiculous.
I love that makes her mouth look like a target though,
Like it's what it looks like an eight almost. That's
I do have that one run down that is reverse

(02:34:15):
chin strap goate so it's everything shaved.

Speaker 2 (02:34:19):
No, just the chin strap area is shaved, right, he's
the reverse okay of the Christmas price. I don't think
I'll be going to that because I probably might get
stuck at.

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
Work next week.

Speaker 8 (02:34:29):
So I'm out.

Speaker 1 (02:34:31):
What times you're r VP right now? What time is
the Christmas? Yeah? But I will make I will. I
I gotta get home shower, Yeah, never do that. I
didn't go last year.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
You've made a point ever since one time you walked
into a picture with Roaldo he's had a sour taste
in his mouth. Heroaldo was taking taking pictures with some women.

Speaker 1 (02:34:56):
Jeffrey walked into the camera and said, hello, Heroldo, can
I take a picture?

Speaker 9 (02:35:00):
And it all goes I'm in the middle of doing that.
Sure we can in just a second. Ever since that time,
he refuses to go to Christmas parties. Is that true, Jeffrey,
Does this stick in your mind?

Speaker 1 (02:35:11):
Yeah? It sticks out.

Speaker 2 (02:35:12):
And plus sometimes I feel like a social pariah, So
I just take myself out of a sol you know,
social situation that all possibly.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
Or in a social situation on Saturday, hanging out with
people and then they stole your I uh, go ahead
people that you wan go ahead for mind people that
you what.

Speaker 1 (02:35:31):
You like that or whatever? Yeah, well, well to the
people at least the people that inviting me out there,
So what about them? What at least? What at least
they didn't steal your car. That's one of the reasons
why I will not be at this cho's Christmas party.

(02:35:52):
You got to go to Christmas party. Your car is
not going to be stolen at the Christmas party. Yeah, right,
but you gotta go to the Christmas party. Jeffrey is
the Christmas part.

Speaker 7 (02:36:00):
Remember the one year though, Keith Kennedy said something to
him and after that he left the Christmas party pretty
much immediately because of whatever Keith Kennedy said.

Speaker 1 (02:36:10):
I don't remember that, Oh I do. He said.

Speaker 2 (02:36:12):
It was like when I was still battling to watch
McCall its Yeah, and and you know, I guess I said, Okay,
I said, I said to Tuesday a bucket, chuck it?

Speaker 5 (02:36:25):
What do you say?

Speaker 8 (02:36:26):
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (02:36:26):
I can't remember what he said. He just didn't want
me sitting next to him before. He's like you, I
don't know what, Jifer. Here's what you have to do.

Speaker 3 (02:36:33):
You have to you have to go to the Christmas
party because I think I'm not sure I might be
unable to attend. What so you have to go in
my place as a representative of Rover. Okay, yeah, right
when you're my emissary.

Speaker 1 (02:36:50):
Why can't you go?

Speaker 3 (02:36:52):
I think I'm unavailable at that time. I'm not positive,
but I'll let you know. I think I might have
a conflict.

Speaker 1 (02:36:59):
And I have a very busy social calendar, you know,
hanging out with all my friends, and sometimes I just
you know, I love to make plants in advance you
have not one, so.

Speaker 18 (02:37:08):
This do beard is gonna really help out, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:37:14):
Anyways, So I guess if if we'll try and find
somebody professional who can do this, what would you call
what is it? Is it a barber who would be
a professional. Is it a barber or is it like
is there more of a specialized beard person.

Speaker 9 (02:37:29):
There are beard specific beard barbers, but I think any
barber also kind of dabbles and beards, and any beard
guy can cut hair.

Speaker 1 (02:37:37):
I think for the most part, there might be some.
I've never seen a solo beard person. It's always barbers.

Speaker 5 (02:37:43):
You want me to do it, I can do it.
I can shape it and make it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:47):
I don't know. We've been to places like on the
bus will pass by, like beard places. I remember in Texas.

Speaker 3 (02:37:54):
I think they were all these beard places right on
the street and and uh so maybe they're doing haircuts
in there as well. I don't know, but it really
seemed like beard specific at these places.

Speaker 5 (02:38:06):
But you know what I mean to do it?

Speaker 3 (02:38:09):
Uh well, maybe it's the last resort. Becky, you're on
Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Becky, Good morning, Aye. What's happening?

Speaker 6 (02:38:19):
So our friend owns an exterior painting company in Buffalo.
So we went out to help him and he was,
you know, reaching up to paint the sofets, and I
was working near him and I see something peering out
of his top of his pants on his butt cheek.
Looks like hair. Keep working, you know, kind of looking
see more of it. So after work, I say to

(02:38:42):
my fiance, I said, I think John has a guy
tattooed on his butchet.

Speaker 1 (02:38:47):
He doesn't know why we have that a guy tattooed
on his butchet.

Speaker 6 (02:38:52):
Yes, So the next day we go to work and
he sees it.

Speaker 5 (02:38:55):
So we call him out and.

Speaker 6 (02:38:58):
He says, yeah, I have Deeter tattooed on my butt cheek.
It's the best portrait tattoo I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (02:39:04):
A guy from Rochester.

Speaker 3 (02:39:06):
No, that was a I thought that was Charlie's face
that was tattooed on a guy's button.

Speaker 1 (02:39:11):
Never that guy again, I know that.

Speaker 3 (02:39:15):
Oh, so yeah, it's probably me, because I've noted somebody
have Peter's face tattooed on their on their ass.

Speaker 1 (02:39:21):
I don't recall because I thought it was so strange.

Speaker 6 (02:39:25):
We told him he needs to change it into like
David Bowling and put at overside or something.

Speaker 5 (02:39:31):
No, you leave Peter.

Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
If it's Peter or Charlie, leave them, I know.

Speaker 6 (02:39:34):
And he also got his girlfriend. He was doing drywall
in her house and uh, she said to her friends,
I think he has a guy tattooed on his butt cheek,
and so she asked him and that's how they started talking.
And they've done together, and.

Speaker 1 (02:39:48):
That's how they started. Wow, you're bringing people together because
the guy said, I want to get he's I think
he was doing it to shame me someone.

Speaker 3 (02:39:55):
I was like, you guys, dare me to get Charlie's
face tattooed on my butt. Wouldn't that make him gay?
I'm like, go for it, dude, And then he went
got tattooed and we watched it. It was in the
middle of a concert in Rochester, right yeah, and then
got the tattoo. Never heard from him again, Well you
heard from him one single time. I think he realized

(02:40:17):
that was really stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:40:18):
No idea why he did it. And I was wondering,
because if he's.

Speaker 3 (02:40:22):
Gonna tattoo your face on his ass, at least have
Charlie with like his tongue out like in the tattoo
to like trying to put his tongue up your ass.

Speaker 1 (02:40:30):
And be like, look at Charlie. Nice but no, it's
just it's just like a school photo of Charlie was
like cool, you got it? And then I've been wondering
what he's been doing with my face ever since. Backy,
hold on, let me see. Can you find that picture Charlie.

Speaker 6 (02:40:47):
And let me see if this is the same I
asked him if he could send me a picture. I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (02:40:54):
Okay, maybe it's could be. I mean maybe somebody else did.

Speaker 3 (02:40:57):
All right, Becky, let me see here because I might
have have a you I might have a picture if
you fire up our m G t V at Rover
Radio dot com and I can put a picture up
and see put on, hold, hang.

Speaker 1 (02:41:09):
On all right, put on hold there, Tom, you're on
Rovers Morning Glory in the Morning. Tom.

Speaker 12 (02:41:20):
Okay, y, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (02:41:24):
I think Jeffrey should should be going to.

Speaker 8 (02:41:27):
The Christmas party because there's where people have a future
in stirring the fishings go down and boom, you get
lucky with one of your coworkers.

Speaker 1 (02:41:35):
Yeah, Ashley, girl is gonna be and you know how
Christmas parties go, Jeffrey, people they have a few drinks
on the company tab a little bitter, Jeffrey, what do
you think? But it only goes until six, so that's
not gonna give me. That's when you go come back

(02:42:00):
to my place or after the party. It's the after party,
after the after party, it's the hotel Lobby's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:42:09):
It's the same for the aftermath when we close out
the aftermaths though.

Speaker 9 (02:42:14):
I don't think of this, okay, but anyways, Yeah, it
ends at Sicks officially, but then that's where you keep going.

Speaker 5 (02:42:21):
People stick around. It's not like everyone disperses.

Speaker 1 (02:42:24):
Yeah, this is your time to shine with these ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:42:27):
Get them out of the corporate office space and in
a in an area where they're more likely to relax.

Speaker 1 (02:42:35):
And be open to your advances. What do you think?

Speaker 5 (02:42:38):
Love it?

Speaker 1 (02:42:39):
Yeah? And then it becomes a sexual.

Speaker 2 (02:42:41):
Harassment situation the very next day, you know, because remember
you're going as my ambassador, right, So if they blame.

Speaker 1 (02:42:50):
If you do anything, you just say that's Rover's fault. No,
it's just they're gonna blame me, not at you. So
I'll think I'll over that.

Speaker 3 (02:43:02):
Let me see here, if somebody says they do remember, uh,
somebody getting a deater tattoo on their ass.

Speaker 1 (02:43:13):
It's very possible. Here's the tattoo I have it the
guy got in Rochester. Here it's huge, so young, he's huge.
Oh my, okay, now, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:43:26):
I don't know do you have a computer or your
phone or something you can you can watch on r
m G TV.

Speaker 1 (02:43:31):
Okay, all right, just go to Rover radio dot com
and and uh watch that.

Speaker 3 (02:43:39):
I'm gonna put you back on hold and just watch
the I hope it will play if she's on the phone.
I don't know how it works, but uh, you.

Speaker 1 (02:43:47):
Just play r mg TV right there on the homepage
and sit through the commercial and then watch this and
then snis you just have to I'll let you do
this right now. I'll put you on hold back in
human and then snis you just have to leave that
picture up while we talk. Now, I guess, because we
know how long it's going to take Becky to that
thing is massive too.

Speaker 3 (02:44:07):
And this is not see this, this really leads me
to believe this is the tattoo because the placement of
this is not on the ass cheek.

Speaker 9 (02:44:18):
Your neck is on his started a little too high.
You should have started at the leg and I would
be full but cheek. But if this guy bends over
wrong my eyes.

Speaker 6 (02:44:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:44:31):
The way she described her is that this guy's on
a ladder and you could see like the top of
something coming up over his pants.

Speaker 1 (02:44:37):
Well, your your hairline is all this guy's belt. Yes,
it's got to be this tattoo. And we've never heard
of this guy before he went underground. I guess I
wouldn't too if I put this. That's one place that
I personally would never put a tattoo. Period. Nobody want

(02:45:01):
to put a tattoo there. Whatever, I'm just.

Speaker 5 (02:45:05):
Oh my god, you need an attitude adjustment.

Speaker 2 (02:45:08):
No, I'm just I'm just responding to what's just said.
I mean, I kind of agree with him, but you
know that's that's true.

Speaker 1 (02:45:14):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:45:14):
I just prefer putting one on, putting one on my arm,
putting another one on my arm, my other forearm.

Speaker 1 (02:45:18):
To compliment, I want to get a tattooed my face
on your arm. Awesome. No hipster dufus is on my
No hipster DFIs graffiti on my body, thank you very much.
Here's somebody who says it's a terrible tattoo. I think
that's quite good. Oh it was really good. I mean,
I don't know. I don't have the original picture, and
this is this is fifteen twenty years ago. I look

(02:45:40):
I look older now. Oh yeah, this looked like you
back when.

Speaker 3 (02:45:43):
If you look at a picture of Charlie when he
started on this show, he looked like he stepped out
of a home room in high school or something. Yeah,
that's how young he looked at the time. And that
does look a lot like him from back in the day. Becky,
I don't know if you were able to say that
is that the tattoo?

Speaker 6 (02:46:02):
Oh it's close. I'm sending it to him right now
to see if he can confirm that's his butt.

Speaker 3 (02:46:07):
Okay, all right, Becky, hang on, Oh god, let me
take a break. Okay, maybe we'll hear back from that,
because we never heard of whatever happened to that guy.

Speaker 5 (02:46:16):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:46:19):
Oh maybe he got a covered and put a Deeter
one over it to Charlie. Wont let's crook it biceps
flexing up to the other ass cheek like this.

Speaker 5 (02:46:35):
Like he's holding him up.

Speaker 3 (02:46:40):
Uh, all right, I've got to take a I've got
to take a break, somebody says here, whoever doesn't go
to the Christmas party, has to should keep their beard.

Speaker 1 (02:46:55):
Throughout the entire month of December. Well, I'm sending Jeffrey
as my ambassador, so that doesn't that doesn't matter. He's
going for me, right, I guess that I'll think about
it if you, because you gotta remember anytho last year.
What does that mean? Yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (02:47:17):
I'm going to be there an hour beside Jeffrey. We
already told you it's going to go past six. So
if you get there at five, go for an hour.

Speaker 1 (02:47:25):
Four to six is where the company will pay for it. Afterwards.
You don't pay for drink anyways. Yeah, no, I'll think.
Like I said, I'll think about it. Ever since the
Heraldo then Heraldo incident ruined him for Christmas parties. All right,

(02:47:46):
I've got to take a break.

Speaker 3 (02:47:50):
You probably know this already, but just in case, I'll
remind you that the twenty twenty six r MG hoodie
is available at Rover Radio dot com right now.

Speaker 11 (02:48:01):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (02:48:03):
One of the sizes was close to selling out earlier.
In fact, the four xls are sold out the last
I checked. We have pretty good stock on everything else.
But I don't know. I obviously haven't looked today, but
I think we have a pretty good stock to probably

(02:48:23):
get through the week.

Speaker 3 (02:48:25):
I believe, but I'm not positive about that. It's sort
of hard to tell. So get one while you can
at roverradio dot com. They all ship out December eleventh,
so you'll get them in time for Christmas, although occasionally
the post office does like to I've seen this happen.

Speaker 1 (02:48:41):
I don't know how this happens.

Speaker 3 (02:48:43):
I have seen one or two cases in the past
years where we'll ship it from and it's really only
going like five miles, but somehow the hoodie will end
up in Hawaii. I don't know how, but anyways, but
you'll get it in time for Christmas. They all ship
out on December eleventh, so you should get it just
a few days after. That makes a great gift. You

(02:49:04):
can grab them right now at Rover radio dot com.
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (02:49:10):
Hang on.

Speaker 17 (02:49:11):
Every life has a purpose, Jeffries, is to remind others
that things could be worse.

Speaker 1 (02:49:17):
Make sure that you had you realize that. Now back
your rovers morning glory. Maybeg says who.

Speaker 10 (02:49:37):
The hell is?

Speaker 3 (02:49:37):
A Christmas Party Wednesday from four to six pm companies
with no money like us.

Speaker 1 (02:49:43):
That's what it is, Becky, You're on bad one. Yeah, yeah,
sometimes they get knocked that, Becky, is that were you
able to figure out? Is that theater's face or Charlie's face?
It's chocolate Charlie.

Speaker 5 (02:49:58):
And he said he was going to call in so oh.

Speaker 3 (02:50:00):
All right, well there this guy has had years actually
having your face tattooed on his ass. All right, Becky,
well thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (02:50:13):
Thanks guy. All right, have a good one. Where'd she say?
She was? Buffalo, Buffalo, Fetis travel West, Okay, part of
the Bill's mafia.

Speaker 3 (02:50:28):
Now I believe it's awesome. Oh man, I wonder if
I'm slamming through tables in the tailgate area.

Speaker 2 (02:50:38):
Now, only that the Bills are having an you stadium
bill too. Oh yeah, that's what I've been reading about it.
And what's a the first yard line? Charlie's face?

Speaker 1 (02:50:48):
I have no I have no bloody down to clue.
Uh oh, let's see here. My whole system crashed here,
all the computer just comempletely. I like this story of
a guy.

Speaker 3 (02:51:06):
Well quickly, you know how earlier we were talking about
the transportation secretary. He said, that people should have more
respect when they fly. Don't you know you look like
a slob. You need to present yourself. Well, have you
seen the picture of RFK on a plane? No, you
got to see this picture. Here's her.

Speaker 1 (02:51:26):
Do you have this here?

Speaker 3 (02:51:27):
He is walking barefoot. This is not a commercial airline
walking barefoot. At least he does have jeans and a
T shirt on.

Speaker 1 (02:51:35):
But he's walking barefoot, which I actually see people do
all the time on planes I've ever seen or in
their socks. Oh god, No, that's that's fake.

Speaker 3 (02:51:48):
That's fake, Charlie, that's that's ai. I do not believe
that that's fake. That first one's real.

Speaker 1 (02:51:54):
That's fake. There's no way to assume it. On the
teeth snut which ones the other ones? Yeah, he looks
weird from a distance. It's just hard. I think that's real.
There's no way to see people at the when they're
doing TSA. They just don't plan ahead and they don't
wear socks, and you're like, what are you doing because

(02:52:16):
you're gonna have to take your shoes off to go
through TSA wear socks that day and people don't mc too.

Speaker 7 (02:52:22):
There's no socks sticking out of his shoes there there
are over okay, oh good, at least socks.

Speaker 3 (02:52:29):
Oh my lord, Wow, it's crazy. I'll show you another
picture because I love this guy. He had a good
thing going here for a while. His mother grat Tila
doll oglio. This is all in Italy, by the way.
She died in twenty twenty two at the age of
eighty two. Well, she had a pension, like I guess,

(02:52:52):
it's kind of, you know, like a retirement thing. I
guess maybe the government paid. I don't know how it
works over there. Maybe it's like social Security or something. Anyways,
she she was getting this pension, these payments every month,
and well, her son, who's fifty seven years old, he
doesn't want that money to end just because mom has

(02:53:13):
dropped dead.

Speaker 1 (02:53:14):
So what does he do.

Speaker 3 (02:53:17):
He starts dressing up as his mother to go get
these payments. And at one point, I think her ID expired,
and so he goes, oh, hold on, they keep sending
these payments just through the mail or whatever. But she
has to go get her license renewed or whatever. Her
national ID card has to get this renewed. So he

(02:53:42):
dresses up as her to go get the ID card,
and here is a picture of the mother on the left,
and that is him on the right.

Speaker 1 (02:53:55):
Now, he did do a good job here with the wig.
I kind of like that. He looks great. He does
look good.

Speaker 3 (02:54:02):
However, when he showed up to get this ID card,
they were a little skeptical because you could see that
he actually has hair on his chin. He has like,
are you going to go through all that and not shave?

Speaker 1 (02:54:17):
You're going through every step, I mean, there's makeup on
his face, there's a yeah, you're wearing women's clothes every step.
Take the extra one minute to shave.

Speaker 3 (02:54:26):
Yeah, he's got his mother's outfit on, the wig, everything
make up on.

Speaker 1 (02:54:30):
And they said that the thing that tipped.

Speaker 3 (02:54:32):
Them off where he goes to get like his license
photo taken, is that they go, that's weird all that
facial hair on this lady.

Speaker 1 (02:54:39):
Well, I mean he's Italian, right, Oh, my aunt, he
had scruffy Beard's Italian. She says, she can grow a beard,
I a hair, grow a mustache. My aunt would come
to kiss me. Oh my god, this scratch me up.
Don't you hate that?

Speaker 3 (02:54:59):
As a kid, like when your aunt or your grandmother
somebody would would come over. You know that now, they
have a whole thing where they're like, oh, that's assault
and you need to ask kids permission you need Well,
I think we even.

Speaker 1 (02:55:13):
Talked about this. If not, I just saw it in
the news, so I think we talked about it. I
don't know where they want. They're so woke now where
they want you to.

Speaker 3 (02:55:24):
Before you change your baby newborn, you have to ask
for consent to change his diaper.

Speaker 1 (02:55:30):
Well, your baby doesn't understand that. This is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard in real life, isn't it. I
believe that it's real. It I just but I think
I just read it. Yeah, I think it's as real
as people doing gentam like that was always in the
news and nobody's really sniffing poop out of bottle. Well

(02:55:52):
if it's on Fox News. And they do get a
lot of stuff off of Reddit, by the way, they
take all these weird stories that people usually make up
just to be ridiculous, and then they turn them into
news stories, and all these old old people read that.
These people it's the same as a kiddie litter in
the bathroom. Well, I don't know. I saw this. I

(02:56:16):
didn't read deep enough into it. Put one hippie, super
hippie mom that said this, and then they're like, oh,
everybody's doing it.

Speaker 6 (02:56:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:56:24):
I do remember a couple of years ago, I did
actually see people though. This was a real story. Not
the baby changing their diaper, but before you uh, hug
or kiss on the cheek, your like grandson like Snitzer
would have to ask ask their consent before he does

(02:56:46):
that that. I'm like, you got to be kidding me.
This is just give grandpa hug and if they say no,
you grab them and you kiss them on the cheek. Yeah, exactly, yes,
stop grandma. I used to hate that as a kid,
but it's just anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:57:05):
So anyways, this guy got busted, This Italian guy, he
got busted and he's now in trouble.

Speaker 1 (02:57:10):
But I like, I like that he did show some effort.
Let's see here, what do I have to do?

Speaker 3 (02:57:16):
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Speaker 6 (02:58:02):
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Speaker 1 (02:58:05):
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Grab it, well, you can one size, already sold out.
I don't know how long the rest of them will last.
Let's see what else? I guess that is it?

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