MON FULL SHOW: Rover underestimated 24-hour darkness, JLR has no heat, and Charlie had a rough holiday break

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I have everywhere, Charley,
you wanted me to take swallowing lesson band Jeffrey, I'm
a sexual racket.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Screaming on Roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory, stuys Now.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Good morning, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It is Monday, January fifth, twenty six. I almost said
twenty twenty five, first day of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Good morning, gets Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm Rover. Dougie is here. Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi,
Snitzer is here. Amen, Crystal is here. Oh wait, Hollo.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
And mister Jeffrey Allen Laroche.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is in the fart box.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yo, Yo, Happy new Year to you, Happy new year,
Ready for new year, new adventures.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, all right, you're with us as well.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Eight six six yo, Rover is the number eight sixty
six nine six seven six eight three seven. That's how
you reach the show. Give us a call at that number.
You get text us at that number that comes into
the studio in real time. But the best way you
give us a call eight six six nine six seven
six eight three seven. I'll get to your email here
in just a moment. I I'm sure we have a

(02:01):
lot to catch up on. It has been what is
it three almost a month that we have not been
on the air, so I think there our last day
I think was December tenth or something, what is it
January fifth? And so almost a month now. They always
say when you know, like people who win the lottery,
they say, oh, I would still continue to work. I yeah, yeah,

(02:28):
after this month, I go. Man, if I had unlimited money,
but you could, you could just never work again. No, actually,
I'm I'm thrilled to be back. I missed all of you,
especially Dougie. I get along with her so well. And Chocolate. Charlie,
you're looking quite dapper with this with these glasses and

(02:48):
hair there.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Now, I do notice a change from twenty twenty five
Charlie to twenty twenty six, Charlie. What's that? Well, these
glasses look a little more well, first of all, they're
teeny tiny, and they are they're kind of like Jeffrey
Dahmer glass the way I see him.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
But if Jeffrey Dahmer were like shrunk and head perhaps
as a kid.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah. The fact, what's going on here? Uh? We went
we went out of uh, out of the country for
a for like four days. Went to Puntakana, uh, and
I went walked into the ocean and I got hit
in the face with a wave and my glasses immediately
fall off. Oh and then I couldn't see the rest

(03:34):
of the vacation.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I just couldn't see anything. It was just everything was blurry.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Uh. So these are my backup glasses that I had
at home waiting for me, my actual new glass case
of emergency. You had to back up once at home overseas.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
So I went and I went to the eye doctor,
and I was like, oh, you know, what is it
an hour? I thought for some reason, I was like,
you know, you get your glasses back in an hour.
It's two weeks. Two weeks and they're hundreds of dollars.
Hundreds of dollars. Do you have the vision insurance for
the use it go ahead that that cuts down the

(04:09):
first four hundred dollars of the glasses or whatever. I
can't believe how much glasses cost. I guess I haven't
bought any getting Gucci glasses or something or what's going on. No,
I don't remember what they are. I don't think they're Gucci,
But at the glasses store. That's a lot of the brands.
They're just weird. You're like, Polo makes glasses. I didn't

(04:30):
know that. What is the point why ralf Loran, He's like,
what is what is this the only glasses brand? If
the glasses store is ray band that I could think of,
and it's all other just luxury brands. I guess.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I don't know, so I don't remember what I got.
So now I just have to I have to look.
I've been looking stupid for two or three weeks now.
Jeffrey could have taken you to Lens Crafters. You could
have had these turned around in an hour. I don't
think it is an hour. No, it's not an hour anymore.
It's my nish. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
And besides, Lenscraptors doesn't take my particular insurance.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I go to a I go to establishment in Lakewood.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
As a matter of fact, speaking of glasses, I'm due
for not I have my eye exam schedule for later
this month.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
All right, Well did you did you swim around in
the ocean trying to find these things for like five minutes,
thinking that maybe they would hit you in the leg
or something.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Uh, no, I where I was, and I was so stupid.
I was walking in the ocean and I go, yeah,
and that said, maybe even out loud to myself, you
everr glasses on, and I was like, it'll be fine.
I'm just gonna I'm not gonna get hit in the
face or anything, and I'll be I'll be fine. And
then wave just hits me right in the face, and
immediately I look down and it's just like white foam,

(05:45):
you know, and just mud but kind of not mud,
but it's just like sand and foam down and I
look down and just gone. There's just gone to me immediately,
and I'm like, there's no even looking.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
There's just no looking for him.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
The wave immediately just sucked him back into the sea.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Once you know they're gone, they're just gone.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I'm just standing there and I can't see for some
time day one or day two, day two, I think,
and then the rest of the time I just can't see.
And I was there with some people I know, but
I couldn't think.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
It were it might have been a different roof. You're
not sure.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I really couldn't that was happening because we're at this
resort and we're like wandering around and I see people
I think we're there with, but I can't. I don't
want to wave to them because I half the time
I'm wrong of who I'm looking at. I didn't realize
how bad my vision was, so I couldn't read anything,
couldn't just it just it was awful. It's terrible, and.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
There's no face.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I didn't I didn't fly with him.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
So whenever we go someplace, my daughter has contacts, so
we always, even at school, like always pack a backup.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
You didn't even think about it.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now you know, I now know I found him.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
Are you too cool for one of those straps?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I actually own one of those straps. I own one
of those straps because I had a jacket. I used
to have a jet ski, so he had a strap.
He wears a fanny pack. He'll wear the glasses. He
doesn't care. I just didn't think about it. We're just
there and I was like, oh, the ocean, okay, let's go.
Let's go have fun, splashing them away.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Immediately saving up today. By the time you go on
your next international vacation, perhaps you'll have enough money to
buy a backup pair of glasses at a gazillion dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, don't you have like a health savings account?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
No, I did.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I used it. I used it on my glasses, so
that's it. Okay, Well next year maybe I can go
to the doctor. Great insurance. Cool, Louise right.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
I would like to take time out to say thank
you to the only members of the show that matter.
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and enjoyed your
time off.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
You guys were missed, and.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
We collectively as an audience missed you. Thank you for
all the crap you guys deal with the most people
overlook or take for granted. Well, thank you, Luis. I
was sort of I didn't take any crap. I was
out of the loop. I haven't checked news, I haven't
read email. I really haven't done anything. Wow, we were

(08:15):
on vacation, Jeremy right, you were over. Welcome back. Hope
you all enjoyed your time off. I wanted to share
a video of.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Naples, Italy and the New Year's Eve fireworks celebration. This
went on for an hour and a half. We got
to watch from our roof. Italians definitely love fireworks and cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Let's see do we have this here?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh? All right, this is drone video here? Jeezus, almighty,
Well it's the whole city. Yeah, yeah, they're going crazy.
I guess they're all just lighting them off from their backyards.
It looks like Venezuela. Wow, that was a lot of
a lot of fireworks. Yeah, I missed. I missed any

(09:02):
New Year's Eve fireworks. I I we flew back from
I'm sure we'll get into all of our details and everything,
but we flew back from where was it from, from Fallbard, Norway,
the little island, back to London. And then they had

(09:23):
they had fireworks in London, and.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
My sister in law told my wife, Oh, you guys
need to go see the fireworks. It's it's it's not
far from you. I go, I don't want to go out.
It's midnight. You know, I'm getting old. It's New Year's
And then I could hear the fireworks. I turned on
the TV. I could I could. I could hear the
fireworks right down the street. But we didn't actually see
any of the fireworks. But they were pretty impressive from

(09:50):
what I could tell. And the weird thing is, I
was sort of expecting that in England they would have
the equivalent of I don't know Iron Seacrest, Anderson Cooper,
somebody doing these New Year's Eve shows, And my god,
they had the worst New Year's Eve shows I've ever

(10:11):
seen in my entire life. It was just old people
playing music behind a piano. It was terrible, absolutely terrible.
But next year, see what is Angela rides?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Hi guys?

Speaker 6 (10:27):
I watched the Friday leftovers from twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
It was great seeing everyone together. A few hilarious topics
where Dougie yelling at Rover about how terrible Rover will
look in ten years video of Charlie's prom was played.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Jeffrey still hardly.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Participates in conversations, that gets scolded by Dougie. And a
video of a guy that goes to Walmart and rides
the scooter. He gets an itchy back and finds the
scooter infested with bed bugs. Jeffreys asked what he would
do if he ended up getting bed bugs. It really
made my day to watch shows from ten years ago.
Can't wait to hear how your holiday went. Lots of love,

(11:06):
Oh we're still at it and Doozie will still now
how do I look ten years later? Doojee you were
saying how horrible apparently in this episode, how horrible I
would look? Yeah, how I look ten years later.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
Very blotchy. M Harry.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The same.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
Eric writes, you'll rover. I hope you and the crew
had a wonderful holiday vacation. I certainly did not. The
day after Christmas, I was attacked at work and beaten
up pretty bad. I didn't have to go to the hospital,
but let's just say I still have some bruises. As
to why I was attacked, I was working in the
back of a grocery store and I pushed a cart
out of the way. The cart I pushed belonged to

(11:51):
another worker.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
He didn't like the way I pushed his cart, and
he started threatening me. I tried to ignore him at
the moment I tried getting back to work. He got
in my face and just started hitting me in the
face and head. Nobody else was.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
In the back at the time, and he didn't stop
until I was bloody.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
See photos attached.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
If Fuji can actually get that right, Let's see did
she get the photos?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Ah? There he is got a bloody lip here and a.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
Black eye too. Jesus Christ beat up by a coworker.
Let's see what is I already began pressing charges against
the maniac, and apparently this isn't the first time he's
done something like this. Moral of the story is be
careful who you work around. You never know who's crazy

(12:42):
and who's not. Jeffrey, have you ever felt the urge
to assault one of your coworkers.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Many years ago working on this show. There's a particular
person I felt. I felt, I felt like I wanted
to for some of crappies did to me. I felt
like knocking his teeth down, a start torea, stick a
toothbrush up his ass, the prush him.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay U, let's see. Here's somebody that writes Rebecca Rover.
We're asking. This is one of those emails where I'm
not entirely sure of how the starts.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I'll just say it plainly. We're asking if you would
consider officiating our wedding. Yes, that wedding with vows and
witnesses and a crowd that will absolutely not believe this
is real. My fiance has mentioned this idea recently. He's
been listening to you long before I met him, back
in twenty nineteen. In fact, the first time I ever

(13:43):
slept over at his house, we were about to fall
asleep when he suddenly grabbed his phone and I was
introduced to a very nasally voice discussing something that I
think involved bodily fluids and questionable life choices.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I remember thinking, what the hell is this? That was
my introduction to Rover Morning Glory.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Over time, I learned to love what I affectionately referred
to as Kevin's favorite podcast, even after being repeatedly corrected
that this is, in fact not a podcast. For the
past seven years, I've fallen asleep nearly every night listening
to you. I wish I could unknow the word shart.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Effect, Dougie's unwavering obsession of you, and B two Dougie, Jeffrey, Charlie,
diet or Dumb, the parade of callers and chaos. It's
been there for late night.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
So I'm asking if you would consider being part of
the one of the biggest moments of our lives. Well,
you have to send me the info.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
I am not officially licensed to officiate, but I would
say there is somebody on the show who loves going
to fan weddings, and that is mister Laroque.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Would you be in the market to.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Officiate a wedding if I got you ordained via the
internet or something I've only.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Been to, like the all of the fifteen going on
now was sixteen years I've been on this show.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I've only been to one fan wedding, and make this
the second one.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I prefer not.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I wasn't going to make a habit out of it, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Why you didn't have fun at the first one?

Speaker 9 (15:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I had fun, Yeah, but I wasn't going to make
a habit out of it. By the way, I don't
think that's true that he's only been to one wedding.
It's probably one or two years. No, I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
I'm talking about a wedding that was I was in
where I was actually invited to by a fan of
the show. Other weddings I've been to were one by what.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
You know who I am.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted Snitzer,
the only mber six or seven weddings I've been to
in my in my life was besides my own, was
weddings from in my wife's family, my wife's cousins, and
what I've got gone to a couple of their weddings
over the course of the time I been married.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
So let's see iHeartRadio, Jeff Right Rover, you routinely boast
about not adding commercial time to your show. I listened
routinely to podcasts, and I can tell you over the
last few years, iHeartRadio has added many minutes of commercials.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Last week I was listening to, the commercial break was
twelve minutes long. iHeart does the same to Bob Lonsberry
and Rochester during his show, there's twelve minutes of talk
and the rest is commercials.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Fix this word drowning and ads out here. Stay high rated.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
I Heart radio hater, Jeff, Yeah, now that I don't
have any control over what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
So on the podcast, you mean on the show, it's
always the same.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
But the podcast show has always been the same for
twenty three years. Have not added any commercials, the same
amount of commercials that we played twenty three years ago. Now,
some people will get confused because if we go on
and on and on, maybe we'll go an hour without
a break. Then I have to catch up, and then
they're like, hey, take a commercial break every fifteen minutes. Well,
I got to get him in before the end of

(17:16):
the show. But during the podcast, I don't know what
they do. They can put as many in there as
they want. I suppose can't you skip through those?

Speaker 11 (17:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
I know I can, And all depends on what you're using.
I guess.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Let's see here, here's somebody who writes, what is this
so long?

Speaker 6 (17:45):
I think it got cut off at the beginning of
the email. You see, Andy writes you go over the
last couple of.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Weeks, everyone's been sick around the house and trying to
avoid getting sick.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
I've been sleeping on the lower level of the couch.
One night on the couch one night, I woke up
at two in the morning hearing some scratching sounds.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
On the ledge behind me.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
We get mice in the house once in a while,
and even though I found it odd, they were on
the lower level. I kept trying to sleep because I
had to be up at four am for work. I
kept waking up every hour hearing this thing scurry around.
Finally I leapt up, turned on the light, scoured the area,
and I that I just heard it in And after
finding nothing, I look up and see this picture is included.

(18:29):
What is that a squirrel?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh? There it is? Yep? Is that a baby squirrel. Yeah,
it's weird. It's a weird looking squirrel. Ibe it's just
a shadow there under his flying that flying squirrel. That's
a flying squirrel. That face is different. Yeah, yeah, something
like that. You get somebody's pet a sugar glider, Yes, yeah,

(18:53):
that's that's yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I started thinking, what the hell do I even do
with this thing? It's a huge rat on the window blind.
I grabbed two rat traps, put it on either side
of the window on the legend, plan to shoot it
with our salt done to flush it out. While setting
this trap, I get close enough to take this picture
and I immediately chat GPT what is this and it
says that's a flying squirrel.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Challenging chat GPT, I asked.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
In Minnesota and apparently as flying squirrels live in Minnesota.
Long story short, I went to work, even though my
wife that is probably listening right now, begged me not to.
I'd barricaded her and the kids in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
While I was gone.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
I got a live trap on the way home. We
caught him that night and I released the little guy
with no harm. I have live trap many animals for relocation.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't know if this is normal for flying squirrels,
but this thing was super chill at all times. Maybe
it is a pet.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Is is that possible that that could be somebody's pet
that got out of their house, And then.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
That's what I would think. I didn't know if flying
squirrels were hanging out in the winter. And where do
you say? Minnesota? Minnesota? Yeah, I've never seen something like
that before. Oh well, if chat gpt is actually right.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
I went around with chat GPT about a week ago
where I had a piece of networking equipment that was
doing something weird and it has two hard drives built
into it, and I one of the hard drives isn't working,
and I was asking chat gpt what I could do

(20:27):
to fix it, and then chatgypt it's going to do this,
do that, nothing works. And then finally it goes, oh,
you know what, you have an incompatible firmware. There's a
known bug in this version of the firmware, and you
are going to have to downgrade your firmware in order
to fix this. So then I'm trying to figure out

(20:49):
how I downgrade the firmware. It's telling me go to
hit the downgrade button. There is no downgrade button. Then
I got to thinking, is there really I said, can
you cite the sore that this is a known, identified,
documented bug in this system? And it responds, Now, then

(21:09):
you point that out there is no documentation on this,
so it essentially made up the entire thing, just completely
made it up.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Lied. Uh, and it but believable. It goes, oh, you're
right if I'm looking at this, and you're like, if
you're the one who looked at it in the first place,
Uh call nice catch.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
It'll say stream too much to be like a human
where it doesn't want to admit that it doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
I also don't like the language that it'specially now, Like
I could go back and read you this chat and
it would be like, after after trying like ten things
to fix it, it's like, Okay, I finally figured it
out this time.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Just fact, no guesses, like why why are you talking
like that?

Speaker 12 (21:54):
I just I just used my Leux over to Alexa
plus because we get fig with prime whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It talks so different.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
It talks like a like you said, it's like, so
it's too like it's too human.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah, talks like a teenage girl. And I were complaining
about it like this suck.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It's got vocal fry and it talks and just he's like,
I just want to turn my lights on and it's like,
oh coo cool.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
It was like what else.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Uh r v Mike nun Yeah right, you were over
My wife and I were going to be spending the
holidays with her parents in Aberdeen, Scotland this year. We
checked what direct flights we could take to visit a
new country while we were over there, and we settled
on Stavinger, Norway.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
We figured it would be super cool, but what we.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Didn't consider when we backed in July was that this
would be an off time for tourists. A lot of
stuff was closed, including the nice Michelin restaurants we were
excited to try. The original hotel we booked later sent
us an email saying they were actually closing due to
lack of reservations. Despite all, we had a good time
and had to check and got to check out some

(23:02):
cool spots in Norway see the photos. Hopefully you enjoyed
your time in Fallbod And there he is in wherever
this is Stopvunger. I've never heard of this before, but
it's somewhere in Norway. And that's kind of know, that's
some sort of monument or something there, whatever that is. Yes,

(23:24):
I did spend time in Norway, and I'll give you
a full review.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
We will be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on,
you'll fit right in with us.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Now back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
I was just looking at that picture that guy in Norway.
I didn't even realize it the first time. He is
there in Norway as a Rovers Born and Glory zip
up hoodie from a few years ago. So you packed that,
took that? Good for him, I was. And by the way,
everyone got their Rover's Born and Glory hoodies. They twenty

(24:22):
twenty six ones that were sent out, so you obviously
should have gotten that. Of course, if you did order those,
those were sent out before we went on vacation, right
around the same time we went on vacation, So I
hope you enjoy those. Speaking of Norway, so me too.
And I went to Falbard, Norway, and kind of what

(24:44):
this guy was saying, I don't know if I guess
it was a low season, of course, but I really
underestimated is twenty four hour darkness thing?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I really underestimated this.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
I was under the impression and I think i've she
would show me some pictures.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
She showed me pictures after I told her we were
going there.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
She's like, oh, I follow somebody on YouTube or something,
and I she she's always posting pictures and videos and stuff.
And I see these pictures and I go, oh.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Look at this. It's kind of like, you know, it's
you can still see it's it's bright, bright enough, moonlight,
so on and so forth.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Now pitch black.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
The entire time that we said pitch twenty, because I
kept we kept looking at pictures, and I kept saying,
as we were looking at on the air, I said,
but you're not going to see any of this. It's dark.
And then we're showing that what it looks like and
it's literally just blackness. Nothing to get anything, It total blackness,
and uh it was it was.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Not much to see. In fact, I would.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Also say that the pictures that are being posted where
you know, just she showed me something the other night,
she goes, look, this was just posted.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
It doesn't look like this at all.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
The person posting the photos must be using like a
very long exposure or something to just soak in a
lot of light and you're like, oh, yeah, you can
see this and you can see that.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, no, not when you're standing there you cannot see
a thing.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Or when you're on a snowmobile and it is literally
negative gazillion degrees now, can't can't see a thing, nothing
to see except the immediate ice ahead of you on
the headlight.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah. Yeah, you just had like in a freezer or something.
I mean, what's the difference. Oh my, what's the freezer
would have been warmer than what was there. I'm not
kidding you. It was so cold.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
I should send some I meant to send pictures to Snitzer.
Let me see if I can find some pictures to
send the Snitzer. But yeah, we we got there. We
went to a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
We had.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
We ate reindeer, a lot of reindeer on the menu.
It's fall barge yep. And it tastes tastes gamy, tastes
like I'm assuming what a deer.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It tastes like I guess I have head deer. But
what's that snets? I got one of the pictures. Here
you go, I got a visit. Yeah, look at the
mountains there and the ocean and oh yeah, it's beautiful.
The northern lights. Well that's the whole reason for going there.
Didn't see the northern lights once? Now once? Nope, there's

(27:22):
northern lights.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Just they just decided no, too cloudy, too dark, to
this to that now, not a thing. And then and
then on the flight out as fall Bard, we're cruising.
We're about an hour into the flight, thirty five thousand
feet and the uh, someone from behind me taps me

(27:44):
on the shoulder in the row behind me, and I go,
what is this person? Where are they? What do they want?
I turn around kind of annoyed, and it was a
chick and she goes, oh, look there's the northern lights.
Now why she would tap me on the shoulder and
say that. So then I look out the window. I'm
all excited.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah. I could barely see a little bit of maybe
something a little bit. I took a picture of it
with my camera or with my phone. Looks looks incredible.
So all these pictures you're seeing, do not be fooled.
You're not seeing Diddley squad. And I mean it was
really extraordinary. How well the camera picks up? Did you

(28:24):
say the same thing? How well the camera I went
to well, because you could see it here I don't
know what, like two months ago. If on the edge
of Lake Erie, you just look up and I get there.
I'm just not. Everybody's staring, just going where is it?
That's all anybody's saying to each other. This sucks. And
then I took a picture. Even my picture wasn't that good,
but it does come out a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
With your naked eye, you can't see it's not.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
But I expected in Norway you'd be able to look
up and just see look at it and see it.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
One would sink right here.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
I'll send let me see, let me send Schnitzer or
some pictures here of the.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'll send pick.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
These are the northern lights from the plane window, and
I'll tell you in person they look absolutely nothing like this.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Any regrets for going? Do you wish you wouldn't have
done that?

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Well, the whole time that we were there, B two
kept saying we should have come here during the summer.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, A, it wouldn't be. It was so goddamn cold.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
That sucks that you just stuck there And she's so right.
Does that suck when you just know that you're wrong?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
And I took a picture I took a screen grab
here and uh the screen grab here, here's another one.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'll send this just I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
I should have obviously sent all these distancer before I. I, uh,
will you go back in the summer, or is this
the one and done? I think, I think once the
long ear been enough.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I yeah, I well.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
They had Santa's mailbox, which is somewhat outside at the
at the base of some mine that you can see
I guess the mine you can see up on a
mountain if it's light out, I suppose. But in winter
they have one light up there that supposedly where Santa lives.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
And they have Santa's mailbox, a nice red lit up
mailbox there. The cab driver pointed it out to us, goes, oh,
there's Santa's mailbox. That was the first night we were there,
And then my wife goes, listen, I we have to
take a picture of Santa's mailbox to send to the
neighbors kids. Yes, And I go, do we really can't

(30:45):
we just get that off of Google images or something.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
She goes, no, we have to go there. So I
love this. You're at this place, and because you could
just have not gone at all and just Google images
at the entire time.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
True, yes, everything that.

Speaker 8 (31:00):
Yeah, but it's Santa, Like, how magical is that?

Speaker 9 (31:03):
How do you not have a spirit of Christmas and
want to go see that?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Well, I can tell you why I don't want to
go see that, And Sinser can show you my screen
grab of the temperature here and this is this is
negative ten degrees.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
That's not at Celsius, by the way. That's in fahrenheit
negative ten. You can see the one day there, the
high was negative thirteen on Wednesday, negative thirteen. Fair, and
I would be the high Oh yeah, no, no on
Wednesday the next day, Oh look at wrong, I'm sorry,
negative thirteen.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
The law was negative fifteen.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Wow, pretty goddamn cold. So that's why I said, I
don't know about walking to Santa's mailbox.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
He goes, no, we have to go. I don't want to.
She goes, I don't. I don't want to go either,
But it would.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Be nice to send this to the UH, to the
to the neighbor's kids.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
So Santa's mailbox is probably I would say, maybe a
quarter of a mile half mile from where we were staying.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
And I go, all right, we bundle up. Well, I
mean we were just just just you could barely walk
in all these clothes that we had.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
So we walked down there and we saw Santa's mailbox
on whatever it was Tuesday night or whatever.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
We get there.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Santa's mailbox had been dismantled by the following morning.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
It's not up all the time, not up. How to
see it?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
They get mailed if it's not year round. So then
I ask somebody, I go, hey, we get back. We
have to.

Speaker 13 (32:33):
We walk.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
It's negative ten degrees. We walk all the way back.
I'm really angry at this point.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I get back to the hotel. I go, hey, Santa's mailbox.
I go, oh, yeah, they take it.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Down after, you know, like right before the New year.
I go, what, what do you mean you take it down?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
This is after Christmas?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yes? Yes, oh oh I thought I thought you went
before Christmas.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Oh we went right after Christmas?

Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh oh then yes, of course Santa's gone, he disappeared.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
You have to take that down.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
That lives there, And when kids are gonna mail him,
they what do you what do you mean they take
his mail by? He doesn't get mail on what if
somebody sends him something? On January fifteenth Ennis po box.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Yeah, they can email him now. Yeah, no, you got
to now start the year.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Is this what it looks like. I'm looking at pictures
this thing. It's huge. Oh, it's because of the house.
Is that it?

Speaker 6 (33:23):
No, that is probably a different one from a different country. No,
it says it says longer German on it. Oh that's
not what it looked like to us when we drove by.
Or is it like a look?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh maybe maybe hang on, let me see here, because
there's another one. Remember it was pitch black, so I can't,
I can't, and he saw a taxi. Here's another one,
but it's way smaller. Yeah, I think that was the one.
Oh that sucks, but it was kind of lit up though.
I don't, I don't, I don't know, but yeah, the
thing's going on. Pal Okay, it's all that way.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
On a scale of one to ten, how would you
rate that portion of your trip?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Ten being it was awesome? Uh, you know, everyone was
very nice.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
They were nice there for the most part. I would say, Yeah,
I don't go in the winter. How about that? Okay,
go go in the summer where you can actually see something.
Maybe it's a completely different experience. Because going in the
winter twenty four I mean you would wake up and
we were waking up like at twelve noon, it was

(34:30):
twelve noon, and it's pitch black. It's just there's no
difference between twelve noon at twelve midnight. It's crazy. And
they just live like that for six months or however
long and anyways, So yeah, oh, there's more to the
there's more to the small barred story that I can
the pictures.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh yes, yes, okay, here this is what the northern
lights look like from a plane.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Oh that's cool, except you don't actually see any of that.
That looks beautiful, doesn't it. That looks really neat. But
that's not that's just what I saw on my camera
after I took a picture of what as a very
teeny tiny, like little I mean you could barely even
make it out.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
It was nothing, So didn't look like that in real life.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Dog, Where did you go? Did you do anything?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
I did nothing.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
I stayed in town.

Speaker 14 (35:29):
I did a bunch of work for donuts, and then
I put the truck to bed and now she's in storage,
and that's it.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
I didn't do I just worked a lot the end
of the year. So I really didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Wow, that sounds exciting.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
I mean I wanted to declutter my house more than
I did.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
I just stayed put and I worked.

Speaker 7 (35:56):
So did you.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Did you think you were going to declutter and then
you just didn't do it?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
I did some I did.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
I mean I probably did like six bags of trash
just throw stuff out, but I have.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Like twenty more.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
I need one of those places that you know you
just say, can you take this for me?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Like one of those dumpsters dropped off of your.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
House, You roody to take it out of the house,
out of the house in your house and take it
off of your shelf for you?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Or do you just pick up bags?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
No, I want them to take it out.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
If I say, see this this big toy truck, do you.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
Take that out?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I don't know if something like that exists.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
They like a maid you have to just hire a
person just staying around and point at things. Yes, Or
if you if you got married your husband who got
a boyfriend? Yes, I need a husband to do that.
But I have a lot of stuff I want to
throw out.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Penelope says, you pulled a JLR and you went to
Santa's mailbox and it was clothed.

Speaker 8 (36:58):
You did.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh that was another thing.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Oh we almost Fallbard, almost got me divorced. I'm not
even kidding, because there's some some things that happened there
that she was not too happy about. One of them
was the more minor of them, was we get there.
The first night, we go out to dinner. We eat
rain theer. We also ate seal, which she.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Had imagining a lot of smelly sea creatures there. Well,
I'm like, oh, that's kind of sad. I like seals,
they're cute, but I ate seal. They just brought it
to you. There was like a five course meal or something,
and they go, oh, here's some seal and soup.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
We had whale carpaccio.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
And also shrimp heads that they well they were shrimp,
but they were baked. Eat the whole head, the opposite jumper.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
For the tails. Ah and what else did they have? Oh? Oh, man,
I do not recommend a lot of these things.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
But one of them is they made some sort of bread,
and they like, oh, we don't have any.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Wildlife, very few wildlife.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
There's like one bird we have on Smallbard, and so
we use every part of it. We made this butter
out of the crushed up bone bird or bird bone rather,
and it just crushed up bones. My wife tries it.
She's like, oh, you got to try this. It's really bad.
She's like sand. And I go, I can't be that bad.

(38:36):
And I try it, and it was it was like sand.
It was just ground up bones. It was disgusting. Anyway,
So the next day we go and we walked to
the town and it's small, little it's a small little
village kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
And we get there and it was I think a
Sunday or something, and.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Everything was everything was closed until four. We got there
at two thirty and they're like, and she's like, why
didn't we plan this way or just standing around waiting
for stuff to open up. Apparently they open up at
four pm or three pm on a Sunday or something.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
They're open for two hours. Anyway, So we get there.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
After we we get to the little village, go okay,
seen this after about twenty minutes and I said, there's
a brewery that is the world's most northern brewery and
we can go there and drink some of their beer
and that'll be fun. So we get in a taxi
and the taxis by the way are super expensive there,

(39:37):
so if you want to take a five or seven
minute ride, it's going to cost you like fifty bucks.
It's insane. And so we take a taxi to the
to the brewery, which is a little bit out of town.
It's about a six minute five or six minute six

(39:58):
minute drive, I guess. And we pull into the parking
lot and I see the door there and it goes
entrance around the side, and then B two says before
we get out, shouldn't you just are you sure they're open?
I go, of course they're open. It's like five o'clock. Yeah,
they're open. And uh, we go the cab, the taxi

(40:22):
cab left. We go around the corner, closed doors locked.
Now we're stuck out there. We had to walk back.
We had to walk back because she's like, call the
cab back, and I'm like, I was sort of embarrassed,
like I can't, I can't, Like I just got dropped off.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
First of all, shame on the cab driver.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
He probably should have been like, you know, hey, this
place is closed, because he knows there's only like three businesses. Yeah,
this one's closed. So I just I didn't want to
call the cab back. So we had to walk. It
took us about an hour to walk back, and she
was very, very very angry with me over that, and
it was pretty goddamn cold again.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Jeffrey, what did you do? You go anywhere? No, not
really I did.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I did have the opportunity to spend time with my
dad and we visited him right at Christmas Eve and
we took the kids down to downtown to see the lights.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I got a couple of pictures.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
We also had the opportunity to see my brother Jason
was in town all between the holidays, and we had dinner.
It was me, my both of my brothers, and my dad,
which was very nice, and we put something on the
baby's grave.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
We visited my mom's grave and oh that I just
pretty much just chilled out the I got a couple
of got my first song and Sudd's in for the year.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Oh yeah, where was that?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
It was a little place, getting a little place called
the Pink Flamingo, And you did that for New Year's
hung out here in New Year's Eve with a few friends.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I want to have a drink, you know, because you
don't drink at home, and then went back home, saw
the ball drop.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Kiss the wife New Year's Eve, you know when the
when the ball dropped, So that was good.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So I just I just didn't do just I just
didn't do a whole lot like traveling. So that's all
I'll be about. Charlie.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
It sounds like you went on a trip. We'll hear
about that in a few minutes, Snitch. Did you go
on a trip? You want to talk about that in
a few minutes, or or did you stay here?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I went okay down your area. Yeah, Crystal, you travel
or you stick around? I stuck around. I just went
around here.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
I went to a Cavs game, which was great with Skinny,
so much fun. The next morning, two days before Christmas,
I have no heat in my house. Oh no, So
I start emailing frantically to find out do we know anybody?
Can I get somebody here pretty much immediately? Because Christmas

(42:50):
Eve then Christmas. Those prices if you call them on Christmas,
I don't want to pay that after five pm outrageous.
So I need to get somebody here kind of immediately,
because two, I'm not going to be around. I'm gonna
go down to Skinny's house. I won't be around. There'll
be no heat it's been nineteen degrees. I was kind
of worried about any kind of pipes freezing. He was

(43:12):
a little upset with me though, because I went with
the first person that came and told me what was wrong.
I said, all right, let's fix it, pay for it.
And he was like, you didn't get a second opinion.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That there's no time. The holiday is here, the New
Year's is right after that. I mean, there's just no time.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
I'd rather just somebody fix it and get it done with.
And they actually the turnaround was amazing. They came back
I think the next day and installed the part. Everything
was great. Got a new obsession with stickers, these sticker scenes.
I need to get off TikTok, back on Minecraft and
hung out.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Wait a second, I'm a child. I just want you
guys an analysis stickers. So you're just putting stickers on things. Yeah,
they're actually quite little.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
Really a scene so maybe it's a museum, and then
it comes with one hundred stickers and you have to
place them. They give you a little a picture of
what it's supposed to look like.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It's kind of like a puzzle.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
And then you just sit there and put these stickers
on and just decorate it. Basically, that's it. It takes
me an hour to two hours to do.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
You know you should do with those hour two hours,
you should research how do I fix my own heat?

Speaker 10 (44:25):
That is, That's that's what I should be investing my
time into. And I have been minecrafting for hours upon
hours on it. I mean, it's just been ridiculous. So
I'm absolutely glad to be back at work.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay, a productive person.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I too, have dealt with an issue with my heat
as well over the last over the course of the
last weekend, my heat now on my apartment because my
apartment buildings were built in nineteen twenty, so they have
these old radiators, so the so they have so they
instead of a furnace EF, it's a cast fired boiler.
The boiler my place has to be replaced now. So

(45:03):
I called my I called my landlord and said, hey,
look we have no heat.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (45:06):
He said, well, you call this heating coming, they'll come
out take a look at it. So they come out,
and he came out, replaced one part and then we
had heat for a few days, and then it went
again and then the guy had to call the guy
back over and he showed me what happened. He says no,
And ultimately I learned over the weekend the boiler itself
has to the entire boiler has to be replaced. So

(45:28):
my landlord went in and approved it, and he's coming
out this morning to take care of that.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
So you don't have heat right now?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
We have space heaters.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Who pays the electric? There, Charlie, you're you're missing my point.
It's a guest fired boiler. Space heaters are electric, right, electric?
I paid the electric, so I get, I get some get.
I had to get a space heater. We got one
of those three sixties, three hundred and sixty degree space heaters.
And how long has this been out over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Just the weekend. Okay, it's just the weekend.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
And so he's coming out this morning to put that
new boiler in.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
All right, that's a pretty fast turnaround too. And you
don't have to pay anything for that, right, Mike Laylor,
hands take care of that? Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I was it boiler only handling your unit?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Or does that handle it? Okay?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
In my building, there's four apartments, so each one has
its own boiler.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Oh okay, all right, I was told that the the
boilers and the other three apartments were already replaced.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I was those the last one who had been replaced,
and he never got I guess he never got around
to it. And yeah, he my landlord hit the bullet
and said, Okay, you's gotta get met because that's part
of the lease. So it's pretty fast around. So he's
being that boiler's being installed today.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (46:41):
Oh yeah, it was my motor that went. The motor
had gone for a couple of weeks. I was hearing
a very high pitched whistling when it would kind of
start up, and I was like, ah, it's probably something
stuck in the event. Let's just hope it's something stuck
in the vent. And then when I woke up and
it was fifty degrees in the house, I was like,
there's something wrong here. So we just did the same thing.

(47:01):
Hooked up a ton of space heaters in the rooms
that we were in and just to keep those warm,
and I threw a ton of blankets on my daughter.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I was like, just stay under the covers, just stay there.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Jeffrey was also apparently on X during our vacation, and
he you can see that he commented here, I believe
that Snitzer has it there. It is porn star Lisa
and posted a picture of herself and Jeffrey Laroque said,
looking good and feeling fancy at the same time.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Kissy face, hard eyes.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (47:37):
Why is the word feeling capitalized?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Donald Trump?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Basically, we just capitalized random words for some reason.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Now I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
I've got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
The Shizzy, first Shizzy of twenty twenty six is coming
up in just a few minutes. We'll get to that.
We'll be right back on Rovery's Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
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Speaker 2 (48:05):
Time for more rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Chizzy is coming up in just a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
What do you have on the way do?

Speaker 9 (48:15):
I'm going to get you caught up on a few
things that happened while we were gone. Also might have
missed maybe one or two things that happened over the weekend.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
We'll talk about.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Coming up next in the Schizzy.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
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Speaker 1 (48:32):
We still have a lot of catching up to do.
What did you do over the holidays?

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One guy sent an emails that he got beat up
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Speaker 9 (48:57):
Well, the United States did, in fact, area out military
strikes in Venezuela over the weekend, and they captured their
president and his wife at a military compound in Caracas.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So this is a huge story. Did you see this?
I know that I see this.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I know I did unplug, but it was sort of
hard to unplug from that because it was everywhere and.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
The president I actually ceremony. I actually woke up to that.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I just sometimes i'll, you know, wake up, check my phony,
sees anthey news.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
And I saw that. I was like, you got to
be kidding me.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
The president did announce the operation in a social media post,
and then he later held a press conference at mar Lago.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
He said the US would.

Speaker 9 (49:40):
Quote run the country until safe transition of power can
take place, and he called the overnight mission one of
the most powerful displays of American military strength since World
War Two.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
So really since World War Two.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yeah, so all the stuff that we did in Iraq, Afghanistan,
all that, like, okay, all right, anyway, So I mean
that is bizarre. Look, I don't think anybody defends this guy,
this Maduro guy. He seems like a scumback. But it
is also just strange that you go, man, we don't
like this guy, so we're going to go into We're

(50:15):
gonna build up our military outside this country. We're gonna
go in and we're gonna snatch him, or we're gonna
take him away put him on trial in the United States. Also,
I always wondered, like, how is it even possible that
I'm not an international law scholar.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
But.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
If if some other country has a law that's being broken,
you go, well, I don't live there, I'm in Venezuela.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
What do I care about your American laws?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
How do they just come and snatch you and put
you on trial in a different country. I don't know
how things work. I don't know whether it's legal or
not legal. I mean, from what I can tell.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Everybody says this is probably illegal, and it interesting to
see what will happen on is with this trial and well,
will you know, will he be you know, I don't
know if that weighs in on it or not, the
facts of whether he's guilty of it or probably he's
he's guilty, but you know, he's snatched and taken and

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put on trial.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
I don't know how we'll all play out. I guess
we're uncharted territory, that's for sure. Are you gonna say, Jeffry,
it's bad enough.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
We have enough geopolitical tensions going on around the world, but.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
A lot of.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Countries, there's a lot of authoritarian countries like Iran, Russia,
and North Korea are actually.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Condemning Trump's action. I'm wondering when we're gonna go in
and get putin why not? I mean, we're if we're
if we're scooping up bad guys, why don't we head
over to the Kremlin at the same time, you're violating
that country's sovereignty. Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
That's the that's that's the that's the flip side.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Of the coin. Yeah, A lot of people don't like Maduro.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
They say he's an arco terrorism blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
But at the same time, you're violating that country.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
We have no an have we have any real diplomatic
relation Venezuela or but yeah, but still you're gonna go
in and violate a country's sovereignty.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Well, Russia was complaining about that, the sovereignty and that,
you know, sovereign which is rich from which is rich
from Russia considering they invaded the Ukraine four years ago,
the sovereign nation. So uh, anyway, it will be interesting
to see how it all plays out.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Well, then he said last night he's thinking maybe Colombia's
next yea or h.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
And Marco Rubio says Cuba too, maybe Cuba. And I
saw somebody else in the ED I think in the
administration or somebody, uh said Greenland.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Maybe they've been talking about that for a while. But yeah, yeah,
that was all of that was mentioned. So we're just
gonna own the entire all the Americas in America?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah, yeah, why not in Canada, we run it.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
We'll just run it until everything you know, we'll take over.
We'll run it. Charlie, what could possibly go wrong? Or
is there are they going to be states? Are they
gonna their own countries?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
These are all things that we'll have to talk through
and just figure it out on the fly.

Speaker 8 (53:05):
I think, well, a couple other things.

Speaker 9 (53:06):
So the president, the Venezuela's ousted president, will make his
first court appearance today, so that will be in New
York City City following his capture.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
So we've got that to watch today.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
And the Senate will vote this week on whether or
not to block the president from taking further action in
Venezuela without congressional approval.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
You've also got that kind.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Of hovering around.

Speaker 9 (53:31):
And then another aspect of all of this kind of
big mess is the fact that US military operation that
led to the capture of the president triggered widespread travel disruptions.
After the FAA temporarily closed Caribbean airspace, hundreds of flights
were canceled over the weekend from popular vacation destinations including
Aruba and Puerto Rico, and the FAA has since lifted

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the restrictions and at least four major airlines, American, Delta,
United and Southwest, they're working desperately to try to add
more flights to help all of those people trying to
return home during one of the busiest travel times of
the year. I have a dear friend of mine who
is currently stuck in Puerto Rico. They went to vacation there,

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their whole family. They can't get out.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
You would have been stuck there, weren't you? And yeah,
you would have been stuck there if you had gone
at it. What happened later?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
So then what you're just stuck just have to pay
money to stay at the resort longer.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
What if the hotel already has somebody else that I checked,
you're going to check out?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Now what happens? Are they coming in? Could they fly in?

Speaker 9 (54:41):
So if they can't come in and you can't get out,
So now they're telling her Saturday, we're.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
Hoping to get you out Saturday. Everything is to leave Saturday.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oh wow, she's supposed to be thanks you for an
extra week? Wow if that means and now they're.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Trying to obviously I suppose I was wondering, can cruise
ship get you?

Speaker 13 (55:06):
They can?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
That's really practical.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Okay, they were looking in private planes like they were
looking home alone, trying to get out of their Yeah, like, seriously, how.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Do you get if the airspace is closed?

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I think private airpoints it's also closed for them as well,
I think so, Yeah, it's a plane, it's airspace.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, but what about a helicopter the that's also in
the air an, why not a hot air balloon?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Can you do that?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Go for it.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
I'll text her, I'll tell her check out how to
air balloons, see if that works. So that's definitely something
that happened and very scary.

Speaker 8 (55:42):
That just happened over the weekend.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
Meanwhile, another big story that happened over New Year's Eve.
Teenagers as young as fourteen and fifteen were among the
victims of a deadly New Year's Eve fire at a
ski resort bar in Switzerland, Switzerland, and now police are saying,
how are age checks happening? Proper legal age texts? If
you've got fourteen year olds and fifteen year olds in

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the bar. There are a total of forty people killed
in the fire, including twenty miners. Under Swiss law, beer
and wine can be sold to those sixteen and older,
while spirits are restricted to those eighteen or over.

Speaker 6 (56:19):
To you imagine that's sixteen, that you're able to drink
at the age of sixteen.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
That's the video. A that's pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
But the fire was started here. You don't have to
be a fire marshal to figure this out, that this
could be a bad idea. Oh my god, look at this.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
They believe champagne yet the sparkler's going.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Yeah, they're carrying champagne bottles with sparklers in there. And
then it lights some foam insulation on the ceiling which
they were using as soundproofing, lights it on fire.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Now this guy is trying to bat it out with boy.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Do this guy's just sitting there filming. Oh, yeah, filming.
They're all just filming, going, oh, this is funny. It's
not because he's yes, yeah, this is. This is exactly
like that station nightclub fire. If you remember that those videos, people.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Just and I think it's possibly you're in a group
and you are you don't look like a pussy, and
you don't want to look like a pussy and run
out in front of your friends if nothing's going on,
it's totally fine, and the same thing.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
This is just like that station night fire. I haven't
seen this either, but i'd say break those windows.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
This is to get the door for well, it says
stampede and people panic and they get trapped in there,
and then it's it just becomes so much that you literally,
I mean that station night fire one. If you ever
watch that video, the the video of the people stuck
in the doorway there, they're trying to pull them out,
but they can't. It's just so many people. But you
know those champagne sparklers. They oh, that's a sound effect,

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the Jeffrey's running cheeves. Yeah it's a fire sound effect.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Yeah, we can put a.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Little relations screaming sound effects on there too, But those
champagne sparkles.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
People don't think about it. But I'm always nervous. You
guys know me, When I'm in a bar and they
start doing stuff with fire, I go, I got to
get out of here.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
You know, no offense. But I'm sure you're well trained.
You're a twenty two year old.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
The big Moove waitresses are well trained and fire prevention.
But I don't want to raise it, right, I'll move on.
So we stopped getting those sound effects.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
Authorities in North Carolina say that they've stopped a planned
New Year's Eve attack that was Nearolotte, Charlotte. An eighteen
year old identified as Christian Sturvedant was arrested for allegedly
plotting to attack a grocery store and a fast food restaurant.

Speaker 15 (58:54):
Now.

Speaker 9 (58:55):
The FBI says that he had been planning the attack,
using knives and hammers for a body, and he was
directly inspired by Ices. Investigators say he had been communicating
with some many thought was connected to the terror group,
but was actually communicating with an undercover agent. The FBI
first became aware of him back in twenty twenty two
after he allegedly communicated online with an ISIS member who

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encouraged him to carry out an attack. His family intervened
at the time and he received psychological care, but investigators
say he recently returned to social media and he was
posting some content supporting ICES.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
So that's who they have in custody for that.

Speaker 6 (59:31):
But they were able to when you're talking to an
undercover person who's pretending to be ISIS, and they would
have to be careful so that it's not They can't
really entice you or encourage you to do it, you know,
because that could potentially then be entrapment. So I just

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I don't know how well thought out he's going to
use hammers to do this, to carry out this attack.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Okay, all right, go on.

Speaker 9 (59:59):
One of the horrific stories that happened over the holiday break.
This awful story about Hollywood director and actor Rob Reiner
and him and his wife.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Isn't this awful? They were murdered.

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
By their son, and I believe their throats were slit
by him from what.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I read, And while I slept, I think I think
it crept in there while I slept, And yes, it
splashed their throats.

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
Yeah, yeah, they were at a Conan O'Brien's Christmas party.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
It's a holiday party.

Speaker 9 (01:00:38):
There was something that had happened, some type of interaction,
some type of scene, but no one's really talking and
saying anything like that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Well, this kid was a drugged out loser, is what
it boils down to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
And you know, I'm not a Rob Reiner. I'm not
saying it's his fault.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
It's I think it's difficult when you are rich and
famous and you have children, it's hard for them to
for many children, to live up to expectations, to carve
their own path, and.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
It's very difficult.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
You're living in a shadow of somebody, and it's hard
to break out of that and do your own thing.
And I think it causes a lot of angst amongst
these kids of rich and famous people and this kid
was just a drugged out I mean he's a man,
an adult man, but a drugged out loser is what
it boils down to, with a huge temper, just constantly.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
He had an addiction problem.

Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I mean they were trying to help them through
and trying to work things out. But that was one
of the stories that we missed while we were gone.
And another one so many listeners contacted me that my
favorite singer, Barry Manilow, he was diagnosed with lung cancer.
So apparently he had pneumonia or bronchitis. He was having

(01:02:00):
throat issues in bronchitis and coughing, and his doctor said,
you know you're not kicking this. Let's just get you
a quick scan and MRI. Let's see what's going on.
And they found a little tiny spot and they went
in and they removed it. And so Barry did say that,
you know, he's feeling better after the diagnosis, but he's
eighty two years old and he was in the hospital

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over the holiday weekend and he says that he thanks
everyone for the well wishes. But thankfully they were able
to go and get that MRI because the doctor was like, eh,
this bronchitis isn't there's something weird about it. So that
was another story, and then I'll end with this. Mickey Rourke,
the actor, is in a lot of trouble. He's seventy

(01:02:45):
three years old, and apparently his friend feels so bad
for him because he can't pay his rent.

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
He has about sixty thousand.

Speaker 9 (01:02:53):
Dollars that he owes on rent, and a friend of
his decided to launch a fundraiser yesterday with a one
hundred thousand dollars gold to cover overdue rent and related
housing costs. And I felt so bad because you see
pictures of him in this very small home and he
was having yeah, he was having door dash like food

(01:03:16):
delivery groceries delivered. I don't know if it was door
dash because I know that's expensive, but he was having
his groceries delivered and it may be really sad. And
then I saw when I woke up this morning that
there's a go go fundme account.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
But I mean, so, how did what did this guy
do with all his money? I'm assuming he must have
had some money, right.

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Well, he also has struggled with addiction, and he struggled
with alcohol and drugs, and you know he's trying to
overcome all of that and figure out his way. But
his friend did go in there and say, we got
to help you. We got to I think people will
will help you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
So there you go.

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Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Charlie was telling me he believes that. Well, I said,
we went into Venezuela for the oil. Right, we've been
building out to this. They have the world's largest oil reserves,
even bigger than Saudi Arabia apparently, and so they've been
building up for months just randomly. Yeah, we Venezuela.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
We're gonna start bombing these boats.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
That are coming out of Venezuela because they're allegedly running
drugs to the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
And it's drugs. We know it's not the drugs because
the drugs come from Mexico in Columbia, and of America's
drugs probably come from Venezuela. And so Trump just pardoned
some guy was even the president of Honduras or whatever,
and he was he was convicted in the United States
Federal Court of Drug charges, trafficking charge, and he has

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any art to cram the cocaine down the Americans' noses
or something.

Speaker 13 (01:05:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Anyways, Trump pardoned that guy, so he got a bad deal.
So I mean it's not about drugs obviously. And the
founder of Silk Road, that that dark.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Website that was sell like all the drugs UH for
for years and that made that guy a bunch of money.
He was pardoned as well. So I don't think it's
really about the drugs. I think it's about the oil.
But Charlie was trying to convince me it's about something else.
Your theory is what, Well, it's the cover up of
Epsteine files.

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Won't release them? They're supposed to release them unredacted. I
don't remember two three weeks ago. I remember unredacted, full release.
They waited the last minute. They released them, and they
do it totally redacted.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
You can't read any of it, nothing's in there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
And then they just continue to redact it as it's
ongoing because some of them they didn't redact good enough.
You could see in like Epstein's drawer. They released it
and they in the drawer you could see a picture
of Epstein and Trump hanging out right. Oh yeah, these
guys were friends, really good friends. So in the drawer,
so you're gonna see that. Does that mean anything?

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I don't know. It might not mean anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
But here's where it gets weird is then they everybody
starts pointing out that's weird. Look at this picture of
Trump and Epstein. The government goes back in and redacts it,
but they've already people have already downloaded all of them,
so they can just go why are you now putting
a black box over this picture that we've already seen
a day ago. We've already saw it a day ago,
and so it's downloaded, and why would you have to

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redact that anyways?

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Why would you have to? I mean, this is this
is just because Trump.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Is in there.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
It's just an innocuous picture of the two of them. Yeah,
you know, it's not like they're hanging out with children
or anything. It's not it's not even a bad picture.
It's just a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
But it just shows they're obviously removing pictures of him
and Trump together because they let one out on accident
and then decided now that they should have just done
nothing when yeah, that's just them hanging out. Instead they
went in and just covered it up again, and you're like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
And then you think that we.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
We went into Venezuela because of nobody's talking about nobody'
talking about Epstein right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
All they're talking about is this guy. Yes, yes, well
the whole as Wela. The stuff did start bubbling up
right around the Yes, the resurgence of all these Epstein things, absolutely,
and not just this, that's what it is. It's and
then they're supposed to release they found one million other
Epstein documents that they had misplaced, and they just the

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government just found it. That's strange, and everybody's everybody goes, well,
release those now, and now they're like, well we got
to go through them first. Well, you're supposed to release
some unredacted. That was the thing that everybody would there
was a cover up, Charlie.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Why would you even say we have we found a
million more documents.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Why wouldn't you just cover that up?

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Nobody would know about it if they didn't say anything,
because they're not smart.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
I think that's basically. I really just think that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Because some of the reactions people and this is This
is just funny how things worked out. Dose came in, remember,
and they were cutting the funding for everybody. Well, they
cut the funding for Adobe Acrobat, and that's how you
make a PDF file a lot anyway, So they when
they were redacting everything, they didn't have that. They didn't
have Adobe Acrobat because it costs money, and so they

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didn't redact it. Right, So if you were to copy
and some of the files, apparently if you it was
all blacked out, But if you just copied it and
put it in a notepad or a different word processing thing,
the redactions would just pop up and you'd be able
to see everything that was written.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
I wasn't for all the files, but you're right, all right,
maybe they're not dumb, maybe they're not too smart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Huh. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
I also saw during that while we were on break,
that picked of and some of these file dumps pictures
of Bill Clinton, like and he's like in a swimming pool,
he's got like a bathing suit on. But that Glaine
Maxwell was there, and then like some other girl who
they're blacking out her face very obviously. Is that what's
the girl Virginia Joffrey, the one who committed suicide it's

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very obviously her, there's there's no doubt. I mean, even
though they've blacked her out and they're like, you know,
so it turns into a big thing of look at this,
look at Bill Clinton. He should be he should be
put in prison. But that same girl said that Bill
Clinton didn't do anything wrong and was totally fine. She also,
i believe, also said the same thing of Donald Trump,

(01:09:40):
that he never did anything to her or anything, you know,
even questionable or whatever. So why they would redect that
and put those pictures out of I don't know, who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
The whole thing is weird, but maybe you're right, maybe
it is a Maybe it is a distraction. It certainly
stopped people from talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
It, but only for a few days.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Because you're talking about it now and you're you're seeing
right through this. For a week, we won't talk about
it two weeks maybe, and then we'll go into Columbia
or Cuba or Greenland, and we're just gonna keep doing
weird things to get in the news. Ever, and if
he's going to keep doing until I don't know, until what, eventually,
this is all going to come out.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
It's going to all come out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
And let unless it's But again, if they're running the
cover up, they could stop it all from coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
I would say, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
I don't know if there's anything in there, but I
don't think there's anything incriminating. There might be some embarrassing
things about Donald Trump that are in there, that maybe
Epstein said or something.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
There could be some embarrassing things. I don't think there's
anything criminal. I would I would imagine, but I don't
know for sure. I've got to take a break. Our
number is eight six six. You know we're over eight
six six nine six seven six eight three seven. We'll
be right back on Rover's Sporting Glory.

Speaker 16 (01:10:56):
Hang on Jeffery's bed bugs, they're any bed and where
the hell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Do is cockroaches hang out?

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Is the negative I thought trajectory used to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
We're back to rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Jennifer, You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Jennifer, Good morning, Hi, Hi,
how are you? I'm doing all right? What's happening?

Speaker 17 (01:11:35):
I'm just listening and I love your shell. I listen
every morning, and my husband absolutely loves you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
But my question is, and this, this question.

Speaker 17 (01:11:43):
Doesn't get answered anytime anybody asked the questions, I'm hoping
that you guys can answer that. Why is it that
with the ebscene files, the Democrats had these files before,
you know, Trump came into office and all that good
stuff that I really hates Trump. Why is it that
they didn't do anything with these until Trump came into

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office and then tried to place Trump as this horrible,
disgusting pedophile.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Well, I don't think anybody's trying to paint Trump. I'm
not trying to paint Trump as a disgusting pedophile. As
far as I know, he had nothing to do with
any of that stuff. I don't think there's any evidence pointing.

Speaker 17 (01:12:22):
To the world the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
They definitely do, I.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Think mainly because the Republicans were the ones saying release
the Epstein files. Released the Epstein files normally, at least
for the grand jury testimony. You don't normally ever release
that period, So it's not something that's normally released. And
I would also say it's probably unusual that things most
of the time, files like these are not released. But

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there was such a push and then they go, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we have to release all these Epstein files.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Vote for us we'll release everything. Then they get in
power and then they go, oh, oh, those Epstein files.
No they don't actually, no Epstein files, they don't exist.
Client lists no client list no.

Speaker 13 (01:13:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
So and part of the reason why is I guess
it was an ongoing investigation or wasn't closed or whatever
because they were still prosecuting is Lane Maxwell.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
So you couldn't release them yet. So that's that's why
they didn't rest them before.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
So there's an answer, I suppose. All right, Jennifer, thank you,
I appreciate it. Charlie, what did you end up? I
know you went to Punta Kana. You've lost your glasses
in the ocean and Pootakna. Uh, and you now have
these little miniature, teeny tiny glasses on? What these are
your backup glasses? Did you just like buy these through

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the mail or something or how did you How did
you try these ones on? I didn't try these on.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
No, this is from a web This is from a website.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I was buying myself sunglasses.

Speaker 13 (01:13:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
This is years ago, buying myself sunglasses. Because that's a
big problem with wearing having glasses. You can worse sunglasses
unless you buy expensive prescription sunglasses. So I bought my glasses.
I think it was any optical that places it's real.
It's really cheap. So as I was making the sunglasses,
I said, oh, here's some different looking glasses. These. I've
seen people look cool in these the style before, and

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they're pretty cheap. So I said, we'll throw throw those
in too. And I think these were only like twenty
bucks or something, but they're prescription. Said whatever, I'll just
throw it. Maybe they'll maybe I'll have a backup air
and maybe they'll look cool on me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
I get them and they obviously look terrible and I think.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
They were were they in like under a kid's section
or something, because they look I have a very large head.
I have like huge, I have a massive head. So
I can only get certain types of glasses.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
So buying glasses online is hard because you don't know
what you're gonna be. You cannot you can they'll do
they'll put it on your face. They even have like
a little thing. You can we'll see what they look like,
but they'll do it, and they'll make it so it
fits your big heads. You're like, oh, yes, I'll look
fine in this, And then when you get them, they
look awful. So yeah, that's now I have my back.

(01:15:09):
These are backups. The new ones should be here. When
did I go, it's been weeks? When did I sell
this week?

Speaker 9 (01:15:19):
Because the holiday, Yes it's exacted.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Let's see today.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
I went, uh, the twentieth Oh okay, yea, so they
should be don't they'll get they'll get here soon. I
kind of like this look on you though. It's been
more than two weeks, all right, and it's been fine
because I've just been at home and then I knew
we're starting tomorrow, and I go, damn it, I didn't

(01:15:43):
cause I kind of forgot I'm even wearing these because
I'm not looking at it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
I don't look at myself a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
And I go and I've been going out, and then
it was last night I realized I all came together.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I was like, wait, I never got my new glasses.
I'm gonna look like a moron in front.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Of people for the first Well, don't don't like get
too riled up on the show. You a vein pops out,
it's going to bust the stream and those in the
arm of your classes those things are screaming right. It
looks like it's cutting off the circulation to the top part.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Of your Not good, It's not really not good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
I have to see that. My first pair of glasses
look similar to those.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Yeah, I mean it's certain.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
He came back in styled with cool people, and I
thought maybe I could look cool for the first time,
and I said, I got him, And it's just did
the opposite makes me look so much worse.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
And you lost these on a trip to the Dominican Republic.
I didn't know you were going to poo Takana?

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
Did you? A?

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
What what made you go there? And b did you
run into Deeter? Because that's the only place he ever
goes on vacation is poo Takana.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Well, uh so, remember what was it Thanksgiving? I said
I was going to Jamaica. Yes, well that was why
I was going to Jamaica. Why why lie? Because this
is kind of cool? But we were gonna go to
Jamaica at this time in December that but I lied
because whatever, I couldn't have the person here that I

(01:17:05):
was going to show up there. So my friend invites
his wife. He says, hey, wife, we're going to go
to Jamaica, all right, and there's just a trip, romantic
trip for those two. He went behind her back and
invited all of her friends. So when she gets she's
at the resort, all of her friends starts showing up. Well,
we had to cancel the Jamaica thing, and then we hurricane,

(01:17:27):
so then we did point the con instead. So I
couldn't mention why or the exact dates, because I didn't
want her to figure out because like eight different couples
all showed up and she thought she was just there
with her husband, and then people keep showing up. I
showed up and just a speed red speedo and just
walked into where they were because I have there. I
knew where they were on the map, and I showed

(01:17:48):
up and it was a fun surprise, nun she was.
It was fun, but no, my he was overall really
depressing and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Just not good. It was really sad.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
What my dad died?

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Yeah, he died. I'm so sorry. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Twenty eighth so it's been uh, it's been real crappy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Oh my god. I had no idea what what happened?

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
What was he?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Wea had cancer and then he died. I didn't even know.
Oh my god, Charlie, I'm sorry. So yeah, wow, bawful?
Oh man, geez what uh? How how is your mom?
Not good? Nobody's good? Yeah, it was, uh, I don't know.

(01:18:50):
Three months ago he started saying I feel hungover whatever,
like I feel sick, and she was not going away.
And then for the last three months, all I've been
doing is driving him to appointments. And we had no
idea it was as bad as it was until because
that was never gone to Puntakana.

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Let's see, the last day of the last day of
work was his first oncology appointment. So we go there
and that's what they're gonna that's what they're gonna say,
here's the deal, like is this beatable or what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
And uh, we got actually good news.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
That was the first time he had good news in
a months, because I mean it was just constant doctor's appointments.
You're just getting his scans, MRI's biops, these colonoscopies and
their copies.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
This makes sense of why you were you were saying
you were going to a doctor's places. You're putting on
a lot of miles on the car. We were tracking
people's miles. Charlie driving. Well, he's a vet too, so
all his appointment. He lives in Ollyria and it's he's
a VET, so he goes to the v A.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
So that's every time you have to go somewhere, I
have to drive. It's fine, it's not a big deal.
But I had to drive from my house to go
pick him up and allier. Then it's like forty forty
five minutes downtown to the VA's office.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
And uh So when you go on the disappointment, okay,
last day of vacation, and you say they give you
good we're kind.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Of better news because I you know, he's declining, but
I don't know what rate. You can see things are changing,
but you're just like, but you're just waiting for this
on a college disappointment to go all right, here's here's
the game plan. Because they keep testing and they keep going, Okay,
you obviously have cancer, but we don't. We got to
test it to see what kind. And so Wednesday they said,

(01:20:42):
because I had canceled my Uh, I had those plane
tickets booked and everything, I cancel it because I was like,
I got to be here.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
And then Wednesday, I, the day we were off, went
to the circle K and then right to the oncologist
to get the information of what's gonna happen here. And
they said, oh, you're gonna get chemo next Thursday, so
in a week. And I was like, oh, okay. So
and I talked to the doctor and she goes, I goes, look,
how how long does he have? She's like, this could

(01:21:14):
be you could have fourteen months. And I'm like, oh,
it's better than I thought. That's I thought it was bad,
but you know, I don't know. And uh so, anyways,
so then we looked left and then came back the day.
The day we got back, he said he's too weak
to do treatment. It's over. We're gonna put him in hospice.
And then so every day, every day has just been

(01:21:38):
sent in the hospice. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day day after
just watching him turn yellow and then from jaundice, and
just watching him shrivel and then died. Yeah, oh my god,
what a what a horrible.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
Christmas vacation, and and and just overall obviously, I mean, Mike,
I had no idea. I didn't know that this was
that this was going on. I sort of suspected something
was going on, but I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
What I didn't know. I didn't liver cancer, lung cancer,
or I had cancer. We're not even really sure. I
think it started on a gallblader and then you started spreading.
Oh man, it spread really fast.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
That I yeah, because he said that this was three well,
three or four months ago that he started complaining that
he wasn't feeling well. So prior to that, he was
feeling fine or he was just he had no complaints. Yeah,
Oh my god, that's that's I mean, geez, very very sad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
My goodness. I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
So that's all I've been so.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Uh, your brother obviously is of course upset. Was he
hanging in there?

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Not good? Nobody's good? M Well, that's uh, that's that's sad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
I we go to uh, Steve, you're on Rover's Morning Glory,
Good morning, Steve Hery Rover.

Speaker 18 (01:23:16):
I lost my dad a couple of years back in
twenty twenty. I just wanted to wish Charlie and his
family my condolences. My dad's passing was pretty abrupt too,
so I know how he feels.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Geez. I mean that is, you'd think you have.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
More time or that when you have a diagnosis that,
like you said, the fourteen months they said.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
She Yeah, I'm not blaming him or anything. I'm not
saying no, but I just do you hear that. You're like, oh, okay,
well I have time. I bought a recorder for him
in hospice so that he could say whatever you wanted
to say. And by the time I got there, she
couldn't speak anymore. Really so, and I bought right by

(01:24:01):
some sort of weird game or just ask just prompts
to ask him about his wife, and then didn't get
to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
And then just going through his house, so you got
to pick up all this stuff. You just see things
and you go, oh, wonder what this is that you go,
I'll call him. Your brain doesn't process that he's gone
because you just keep thinking, I'll just give him a
call and ask him about that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
But it's gone. Oh my gosh, this is a terrible
I mean it I had no idea. I know, somebody
sent a text, he said, Charlie did say he was
driving his dad to the VA.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
I mean, I knew something was going on. I had
no idea that it was die.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
I thought, you know, look at the time, just getting older,
you know, that's what That's what happens when you get older.
Doctor's appointments just become like, you know, it's like like
going to launch. Yeah, I have a doctor's appointment. It's
an every day sort of thing. When do you when
do you get older exactly and you're just like, oh, okay,
well this is just you gotta go to the doctor.

(01:25:07):
And then even when you get to bad news, you're like, well,
maybe it's not that bad, and then it turns out
it's really bad and it happens really quick.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
So you you go to.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
You go to Punta Kana, you come back, Well, wasn't funny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
It wasn't good. I shouldn't have probably gone, but I
don't know. Well you're just feeling guilty about that. Well, no,
you didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Your your your hindsight makes guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Of course. I know you should outcome it really should
have because you had no doctor's appointments leading up to it.
So I was like, all right, I'm off, I don't
have to drive them anywhere, like it's okay, and then
like right when I land, uh, they call me basically
the first day, second day and there, and they go, hey,
we got some blood test results back and they're not good.

(01:25:59):
But getting calls like that all the time. But I'm
fielding phone calls the entire time i'm there, from the
from the VA. And because I'm in charge of everything,
I'm just in charge of it all. So I'm just
constant phone calls. So your mom doesn't handle it, You
handle it. You can't for everything, you just can't. So no,
so okay, so I just have to so so you're

(01:26:20):
the point of contact with Okay. Anyway, So that was
just the whole time I'm there, I'm just calling, Hey, Okay,
he's got some bad blood test results. Your HIBS Boston
or whatever. I don't know what they talk to you like,
you know what you're talking about. Don't idea what that's
a bad number, don't know what that means. You're gonna

(01:26:42):
have to take in the emergency room. Go to the
emergency room. And still it's I don't think it's terrible
at the time because I'm talking to him, he's still speaking,
he's fine, he talks, he goes. I feel fine. I
don't feel I'm not pain other than obviously some pain
that I'm you know, some pain, but it's not bad.
So I'm not you just don't know that it's gonna
happen immediately. And then the day I get back, it's

(01:27:04):
just the immediate downhill and I go, oh no, like
he's yea literally yellow and just make him weird faces
and just not even the same person like Christmas Eve was.
That's when it was gone basically. And then he like,
I mean he was talking, but not a lot. Christmas

(01:27:26):
Eve was say after we watched It's a Wonderful Life.
And then I realized, I'm asking him questions about the
movie because he likes it. He's not able to answer,
and that's when I realized it's it's gonna happen soon.
And then Christmas Day was half. I mean, he can't
form sentences, and he's not sure where he is. I

(01:27:47):
mean he's he knows who something, he knows where he is,
but at the same time he's going in and out
of it. It was the worst, literally the worst time
doesn't get that really doesn't get any worse. So that's
what my dad. Oh geez, hey man, I feel your
Charlie depreciated.

Speaker 9 (01:28:08):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
It made me think, like with my mom being in
hospice and my mom had had an aggressive form of cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I've talked about this before.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
I had an aggressive cancer called sarcoma that you couldn't
treat with chemo. That was probably you wouldn't need surgery,
and even that it probably you know, and just watch
her deteriorate like that. And then when my daughter's birthday
comes up in later on in March, it's going to
be depressing because that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Was the anniversary of my mom. It'll be two years
since my mom passed. And I am very.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
Fortunate that I still have my dad's My dad's still
living and I have the opportunity to over the over
the course of the break to spend time with him.
So I try to call him and hey, hey, Dad,
you need anything.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Are you good?

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
And blah blah blah, because I don't know. My dad's
going to be eighty eight and f month, So yeah,
I feel you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Man, How old was your dad, Charlie?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Not that seventy one?

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Seventy one? Oh my god, Brook, you're on Rovery's Morning Glory.
Good morning, Brook, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Brook.

Speaker 19 (01:29:10):
Brook's my middle name. It always has to be about Jeffrey,
just always has to be a bout him. I just
wanted to say.

Speaker 7 (01:29:15):
It's difficult hearing Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
I was just trying to empathize with you.

Speaker 19 (01:29:20):
I know, I know, I know, I know you're the
king of empathy, and you know what it'll be, Okay,
you know it'll be a sad birthday for your daughter
because you'll probably forget it and you won't buy anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
But Charlie, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
Sorry by the book you thinks. Then all right, a
call of condolence, and then he hung up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
There. Uh, Susan, you're on Rovery's Morning Glory. Good morning, Susan,
I say.

Speaker 9 (01:29:44):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Been listener since day one.

Speaker 20 (01:29:47):
I would like to know if this makes Douy open
her eyes and maybe be nicer to.

Speaker 17 (01:29:52):
Her mom and reconnect.

Speaker 8 (01:29:56):
I'm okay, I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
You're gonna read credit.

Speaker 13 (01:30:00):
You're gonna regret it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
Okay, take it from an old lady.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
You're gonna regret it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:05):
Okay, Yeah, I mean I would try to smooth things
over with I don't know if Douche. I can't speak
for Douchie. I don't know how terrible her mother was
to her or whatever the case may be. But you know,
I think when something like this happens, you like, like Charlie,
has this regret about going to Punta Kana, but you

(01:30:26):
know that again, that's hindsight and it's you know, you
can feel guilty about it after, but you know it's not.
You didn't do anything wrong, And I have a lot
of regret afterwards. I should have done this, should have
said this, should have asked that all those things that
you think you're going to have an opportunity to do
when you don't. And I think that's what that caller

(01:30:47):
is saying.

Speaker 15 (01:30:48):
Due, I get it, I get it. I thank her
for her concern. Well over, when's the last time I
talked to your mom? I don't know, A week or.

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
Two ago, which means a month ago.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
Oh, I just talked to her a week or two ago.
I I mean, I don't how often is one supposed
to talk to her mom. Maybe I need to talk
to my mom more frequently. I don't know, but I
talked to her about once a month generally.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Well my, uh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
My goodness. I had no idea, Charlie, sorry for all
of this. Didn't didn't didn't didn't know that that was
uh I didn't know that that was common.

Speaker 14 (01:31:38):
Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
You're on rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 13 (01:31:40):
Good morning, Matt, Hey, Rover, it's uh, just wanted to
let you know that a guy who just called that
was horrible. Everyone's going through so much emotions right now
on stage four cancer in my lift notes and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Forty one years old. Oh boy, So I like, I like,
I literally don't know how much time I have.

Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
I'm just like Charlie Dad. Six months ago, I found out.
So when this kicks off, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
How did you find out? What were you just not
feeling well.

Speaker 13 (01:32:13):
Or what I've been having like kidney stones for probably
you know, a good like year, changed my diet what not,
just you know, thinking it was kidney stones. Found out
I had a seven centimeter size math in my bladder.
Your bladder's only ten centimeters. So I had like basically

(01:32:37):
an emergency surgery where they removed all that I had,
more than just one. They also removed a measuring cup
full of stones out of there I was passing. I
was passing these stones five six times a day, passing
out from the paint. And now I'm just going to

(01:33:00):
oncology and I'm just letting you know, Charlie, you're a
freaking general man. Stand tall, dude. You're amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
You're taking care of your dad like that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
You're you're you're a superhero dude.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
I yes, I love you. Look thank you, Charlie. I
really had no I think nobody really did have any idea.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Well, I didn't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
You were burdening our shouldering some of this. I don't
want to bring anything up because everybody's negative. I just
it's literally the most negative. Not you guys, but lots
of people would call in just negativity and Charlie. I'm
reading text messages of people who even they say I
hate Charlie. I normally hate Charlie, but I really feel

(01:33:43):
bad for him today. You know, I'm okay, I'm not
saying I'm not blaming anybody. This is how this is
how people are. But when when somebody mentions they have
anything on the show, you know, you cut your finger
or whatever, for the pair says it's, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Twenty four hours, happened, happened to my cousin or what?

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
I didn't want my dad to hear that, so I
didn't and I didn't really have an answer of what
what's going on at all?

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
I didn't know we do.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
He had a lump on his buy his liver close
to his liver, but they don't know where it started.
I don't think he had liver cancer in the end.

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Why do you think it was the gold because those
words were brought up and they said, at some point
we think it started in the gallbladder, but at the
time they only found a lump on his liver, so
you think liver cancer. And so my dad's watching Bernie
Cozar closely because at the same time he's got whatever
going on with his liver, and my Dad's like, oh, Bernie,
Bernie Kosar is gonna die. Uh, I'm gonna die. And

(01:34:43):
that's you know, he says. And then then Bernie Koser
gets that transplant or whatever, and then he's my dad's like, oh,
that's good. Maybe I can make it out of this. Anyways,
I don't want to bring it up because I didn't
want to hear the swarm of this is what it is,
and then he's gonna spiral and think it's terrible and
he's gonna die. So I didn't mention to anybody because
I didn't know. We didn't really know what it was.

(01:35:07):
I don't want to. I don't know, just the speculation
of it's just going to be it's just gonna put
him in a badad space because he listened every day,
so he's going to hear people talking about his illness.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
So that's that's the way. I didn't mention it, do you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:21):
I guess it doesn't matter if it's gallbladder, It doesn't
it really, I mean, what differences at MAC? But is
there any is there a curiosity to find out like
what actually did happen? Do you do like any sort
of non tasks or anything after the fact? Now, Vanessa,
you're on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Good morning, Vanessa, Good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:35:44):
I've been a listener for a very long time, and
I'm very sorry, Charlie for your loss. My dad just
had a stroke a couple of weeks ago, so I've
been worried about him just as much, I'm sure, as
you were with your dad and everything that happened. But
I wanted to let you know that he the interview
that you guys did what ten years ago or something

(01:36:07):
when you got.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
The parents in, he was one of the funniest ones.

Speaker 20 (01:36:10):
With you and his stories were so great. Yeah, So
I just want to let you know that, and I'm very,
very sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:36:16):
For your law are NASA.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Thank you, I appreciate it. Dougie hater Dave seventy two.
You're on Rover's Morning Glory, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
Go on you Rovers, Charlie Real sorry about your dad.
The reason why I'm calling Rover is uh, I want
to I want to tell you why I'm asking this question.
After I asked Dougie the question. Sure, it was going
to be a two park it was going to be
a two part question. But I obviously Dougie didn't go nowhere.

(01:36:50):
But Dougie, did you at least call your mom on Christmas?

Speaker 9 (01:36:55):
I am going through something behind the scenes with my
mom that I have not talked about. She is struggling
with some issues with the onset of dementia from what
we think, and there is some stuff that we're trying
to work out. But when someone refuses to leave their home,

(01:37:22):
there's things that you need to do and we don't
know what to do. So I've been in contact with
lawyers and doctors and all kinds of things. So that's
what I'm working on. Behind the scenes with me, I
have a very govern woman who I have talked to.
She doesn't remember talking to me, or she thinks that
I'm there at her house in the bedroom with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
She says to Gianna, my daughter, I just saw you.

Speaker 8 (01:37:52):
It's just she's.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Struggling with her.

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
Jeffrey's dead eighty eight I think turning eighty eight in
a few weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:38:02):
So, but she refuses to leave.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
Can I tell you? I'll tell you why I'm asking
this question. There was a replay that I listened to
while you guys were gone, and there was a time
I think you went to your mom's house and you
sat on her pouch or something and it sunk down,
and your mom told you something like you need to
lose some weight or something, and Rover you told her

(01:38:29):
that you need to just separate from your mom. And
Dougie you said you would never do that. That's your mom,
and you would never abandon your mom. And it seems
like that's what you're doing.

Speaker 9 (01:38:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is only in You're right, There
is only so much that I can do. But at
what point I can't call the cops on her and
have her arrested?

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
No, let me, What do I do there?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
I can't somebody other family members or whatever. You won't.
She's not leaving. She wants to die.

Speaker 8 (01:39:06):
At her apartment. But she's on the verge of being evicted.

Speaker 18 (01:39:10):
So are you guys, Are you guys checking to see
I mean, at least making sure somebody's caring for her.

Speaker 13 (01:39:18):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:39:18):
She won't do anything. My hands are ted. She she
and this is not something that you take lightly. You know,
you call the doctor's office, you're not for hip or
they won't release any information.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
You won't. She won't allow me to talk to the doctor.

Speaker 9 (01:39:34):
She's furious that I'm trying to get her out of
her apartment, So she's calling people screaming at them because
I'm trying to get her into an assisted living situation.
I'm trying to do all these things. I called Adult
Protective Services and file a complaint on her. Boy like
I it's it's I know that it appears that I

(01:39:57):
have abandoned her, and in some parts I probably we have.

Speaker 8 (01:40:00):
But I am trying to do what I can to
get her in care of somebody.

Speaker 9 (01:40:06):
She was just found on the floor of her apartment building,
just sitting there by the elevator.

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
What do you do in Sandy, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Okay, Wow, that sounds like both you and Charlie have
been dealing with these things behind the behind the scenes.
I had no idea of any of that stuff. There's
dugiat or Dave seventy two.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Thank you, I appreciate it, Joe says, I'm like Rover,
I'd never express emotion, and yet I'm sitting here driving
to work crying. You were a great son, Charlie. You're
a good person, and I know your dad appreciated having
you there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
So even Joe getting emotional and he normally doesn't. All right,
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six, yo,
Rover is our number. Eight sixty six nine six seven
six eight three seven. We'll be right back. Hang out.
Remember if you stumbled and ball, I will always be there,

(01:41:04):
dumb pick you up all right after we laugh and
post a picture of it on social media. Rover's morning glory.
Dumb at Susy coming up in a few minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:41:18):
What do you have on the way to Peter is
really mad over a celebrity who gave gifts of animals.

Speaker 8 (01:41:27):
I'll tell you who it is and what the gifts were.

Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Charlie,
when you went to Punta Khana and you were going
a couple had gone there, and she said the husband
took the wife there. Yeah, and it's like, oh, it's
just us, and then other people start showing up. Did
you start showing up? Did the other couple show up

(01:41:50):
all at once, like at big surprise party, or did
you like the one couple comes through and they're like, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
My god, I can't believe you're here. What a coincidence?
He did it like that? So he told her, I
guess they So they got there first, they got off
the plane, and then when they were at the airport,
he goes, all right, rides here and he looks over
and who's pointing to is this other couple? And then
the girlfriend's really surprised. She goes, oh my god, I

(01:42:17):
can't believe he did this. He invited another couple and
he goes, yeah, where it's just us four for this week,
for this week or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
She's like, Oh, this is so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
And then I guess they got to the resort, and
then another couple shows up and she's surprised again, And
every time he kept lying, saying that's it, nobody else
is coming. And it was actually a double I told
him because my dad I had canceled. I said I
can't come, so he didn't know I was. In the end,
he didn't even know I was coming either. I told
him I wasn't coming, and I wasn't. And then we

(01:42:47):
share our locations with each other, so I knew exactly
his room, where he's at at the resort everything. So
we get there, he doesn't know where there is, his
wife doesn't know. And then they're all at the pool
and I just walk in. I'm more in my bath
towel and I just take whip that off and I've
just got my red speedo on and then jump in
the pool next to him and say what's up. And

(01:43:07):
then everyone's pretty surprised, because I especially him, because I
told him I'm not coming.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
So you're yeah, it was fun. So how many how
many different couples total were there?

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
Eight?

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Probably eight? I mean there's a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
Now do you think that she was excited about this
or was she looking forward to just having a romance
with her husband?

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Absolutely loved it. Yeah, because I said the same thing
because some of the people who's inviting. I was like him,
you're gonnavite? You sure she wants to hang out with me?
Because I'm going to be annoying. I'm gonna be annoying,
like I'm unlimited drinks there, right, So like I'm sure
she's gonna be okay with this. She's like yeah and
uh no, she absolutely loved it. We took a big

(01:43:48):
group photos. Shurety printed out the size of like, you know,
huge massive print, so she was She couldn't have been
more excited there. So how did you do with the
unlimited alcohol resort life? That does not It's not for me,
it said, no, it's not. What do you mean I
would like just unlimited food and unlimited drink. It's it's

(01:44:10):
unlimited to a to a point, I guess it's I
don't know. You can get as many as you want,
So you go to the the buffet is okay, It's okay.
There's a buffet there, all right, and you could go
there as much as you want. But then there's these
other restaurants that you have to kind of book.

Speaker 14 (01:44:28):
You have to go.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
I want to go to the Hibachi place. Well, you
can't just walk into the Hibachi place. You have to
plan that out earlier in the day. I don't want
to be hungry. I don't know what I'm I don't
want to have.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
To plan this out like that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
So I didn't really like that because then we ended
up not getting into any of these other restaurants. It's
just buffet for five days or five meals in a row. Sorry,
I just ended up having really bad nachos just and
that's it, because every the buffet was kind of crappy,
and I'm like, this sucks. The other thing I really
really dis liked, really really hated and got so mad

(01:45:04):
about it.

Speaker 20 (01:45:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
We we get there like late later, it's like six
or seven. So we get there and we surprise the
other couples. Then we go back to our room, we
go to sleep, and then that was it. That was
it for the whole the first night. Nothing. Then we
wake up the next morning and we walk up to
the lobby and it's a really nice place. It's really nice.
Everything's nice, the pool's nice, everything's great. And this the

(01:45:29):
lady that checked us in and goes, oh, I'm so
glad you guys are here. I forgot to give you
your coupons, and we go, what what do you mean.
She goes, oh, there's coupons for the spa and everything,
and we go, oh, thank you, so just handing some coupons.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
She goes, oh, and I'll give.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
You one hundred dollars gift card if you just take
a tour of the place, and but we're gonna give
you free breakfast. And I'm like, free breakfast. It's free
breakfast every day, every moment. I could just go eat food.
And she goes, oh no, she's go on this whole
tour and I get it. Helps me out too. And
then she's showing his pictures of her son, and I'm like, okay,

(01:46:06):
what is this Chris is all and she's she's loving,
oh cool, we're getting free spot okay, and I go,
I don't want to do this. I don't. I'm trying
to whisper like this is a scheme of some kind.
What do you mean they're gonna show us the place.
So we go on this tour of a place I
already just walked around. So they're like, here's the pool,
and I was like, yeah, I was in it last night.
Here's this, here's this place, like okay, yeah, I get it.

(01:46:29):
And then you got to sit there and you have
to eat breakfast with a guy. There's just a guy
with you at breakfast and he's just telling you about
how great the resort is.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
Oh, what's your dog's name? And he's just talking to
this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
You're like, what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
Why am I eating breakfast with this guy at the
buffet that? Why is he here? Then he takes you to.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
A room and he goes check this room out, this
awesome room, and I go, yeah, He's like, this could
be yours if you become a member of something. I'm like,
this room could be yours. And I go, So the
room I have I actually bought, was better than whatever
this room is. So what are you showing? Like? My
room's right over there and it's the same hallway. I go,

(01:47:07):
but it's pointing towards the ocean. This one's not, And go,
what are you showing me? And then he takes he's takeing.
It's taken forever, rover. This is full hour or ninety minutes.
I'm wandering around with this guy. I'm learning about his
whole life. He's learning about my dog's name. He's writing
it down in his notes everything, And then he sets
you down. Then you get in this room where it's

(01:47:28):
like the closing room at a in a car dealership.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
It does not look tropical anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
We're sitting in a crappy chair, crappy wall table, in
your face, white walls.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
He's got an iPad.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Out and he's going, now, I want to show you
all the different hotels we have, and you're like, I don't.
And if he's just going, oh, we got this, boy
got this place. But we're also connected to this place.
But so if you've heard of this place, we've also
connected that. And you could stay at this place as
much as you want for a week of every you
go a week only one thousand dollars. It's only a

(01:48:00):
thousand dollars to stay here. And I'm like, okay, And
he's trying to sign me up to become a member,
and I go vacation club member or some time share.
It's not a time I don't think it's a timeshare technically,
because in a timeshare you own it and you only
get to use it once or twice a year or something.
This was more you could use it, I think, unlimited,

(01:48:23):
but you got to pay this upfront cost. And then
I finally just stop. I go listen because I'm I'm
like wearing shorts. I want to be out at the
beach doing anything other than sitting in this room. I go,
how much? How much are we talking here? And he goes, well,
it's not that bad. It's only sixty eight thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:48:42):
And I go.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
I said, no, no, you're you're talking to the wrong
person nomeric dollars. I go, no, no, no, no, you're
talking the wrong This is a big waste of your time.
You don't even have to continue, just stop. I'm walking
out of here because I'm never you think I'm just
gonna because we ate breakfast together, I'm gonna I'm gonna
walk out and accidentally give you sixty eight thousand dollars. WHOA,

(01:49:06):
but today there's we have a deal. Today, we have
a down all your lucky day. It's it's cheaper today only.
But at that now, twenty seven thousand dollars And I go,
oh wow, I said, you're nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
If you think he's like, well.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Think about it if you were going to spend that
on vacations throughout the next thirty years or something. I go, yeah,
as it comes up, I don't want to know. And
I go, You're just waste. You've wasted everybody's time here.
I'm never gonna give you. Well, you don't have to.
You only have to give me twenty five percent right now.
And I go, no, I'm not giving you twenty seven
thousand dollars or whatever it was.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
And I was so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:49:42):
Got it pissed me off. I've already paid to be there.
Leave me alone, don't try to do the sales pitch.
I was so pissed that ruined. I was so mad
about that for like hours. Just what did you know
what they were trying to do before you went on
this I didn't tour or whatever? You knew they were scheme? Yeah,
because they're like, here, if you go on this tour,

(01:50:03):
we'll give you one hundred dollars gift card or something.
I'm like, they don't do that for nothing. There's some
reason they're going to do that. And then Chris like,
what else do we have to do? And I go
anything anything other than this, just.

Speaker 4 (01:50:15):
In the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
I don't want to be in a pressure, high pressure
sales pitch thing, and the it's just so annoyed. God,
it was so annoyed. Never and then I'll never go
to those places again. If that's what you do when
you get there. I'm trying to relax. I can eat
breakfast with some strange man, and they're just like, he's
just eat And at one point he said, how many
times a day do you do? It's like, oh, I

(01:50:37):
have three or four breakfasts today, and I because a
threat and I'm like, gosh, your life sucks, dude, just sucks.
Other than that nice place, food is kind of crappy.
The drinks all their glasses are slightly smaller than a
normal glass, so and I think, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
But they're like noticeably smaller. It's not like a bimble
or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
But you're like, this is slightly smaller than what normal glasses.
And the I could not catch a I couldn't get
a buzz off the vodka sodas. You could not, I
mean because you finished it and then you got to
go back to the bar and they're not going fast
because they're trying to keep you so you don't actually
get anything. They're trying their best to actually not give

(01:51:21):
it to you. And then you get it, and then
by the time you walk away, you've already almost finished it.
And then you're like, this is the only way you
could actually get drunk or even get a buzz is
if you just drink beer. If you just drink beer
because it's unopened can uh and you drink that. Maybe
you could, but no, just the foodlesn't they couldn't they
alcohol like the vodka. You think it's like the lower alcohol,

(01:51:43):
the lower percentage. Yeah, not only smaller glasses, but I
think lower proof. So I don't think. And also I
like going out and doing things like on vacation, like
oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
Adventure that's my middle name, adventures.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
On around meet some people. Uh not this place, there's
no there's you're on You're in the middle of nowhere.
You're just sitting there on the beach and there is
three weird stands called Punta Kana, Jason Penny, Pootakna, Macy's,
and Potakna Walmart. And they're just these wooden stands, literally
just huts that they're just selling crap.

Speaker 4 (01:52:21):
And don't ever walk over there.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Don't even make the mistake of walking up to them,
because they surround you and then you're stuck there some
guys trying to like yes, and you're like, I'm like,
I don't even have money, so we don't have to
get this conversation started not doing it. I don't have anything,
and they're like, don't worry, we'll go get your money,
have this coconut. We'll open a coconut for you. So anyways,

(01:52:46):
that's it. That's that's all you can do. You can
go to those three huts in by crap, just total garbage,
or just sit at the resort. And there's and I
walked down this other end of the beach till it ended,
and it's like some rocks, and there was like a
little hut over there that had beer. But then that
guy was kind of annoying because he kept trying to

(01:53:06):
sell me fish but out of his cooler just a huge,
weird looking gross Like, no, I don't want your weird
fit weird weird, ugly shaped fish. Uh yeah, not really
for me. I like walk around cities and stuff, and
I don't know going. I mean, there's there's like that

(01:53:28):
seems that seems I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:53:30):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
I don't like that word excursion. It makes whatever you're
doing sound really lame to me. I don't likesions. You
didn't rent jet skis or something? You like the jet ski.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
No, I don't even know why you do it. I
have to talk to the I just I don't know,
I just didn't like. I didn't like the whole thing.
It's not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
It was still nice. It was nice there, it was cool.
I disliked my time. It's just there's a couple of
annoying things. But other than that, you just kind of said,
what else.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
I'm waiting to see the shirtless pick sure of Charlie
on a horseback there on the counter.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
I did see. I did. There was a horse guy
at the beach with some really depressing looking horses, and
you're like this, I don't after an elephant thing.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
Rover.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
It's like, I see this these three horses that are tiny,
little weird horses. You're like, I don't. I don't ride
that thing looks depressing. It's tied up like with a
one foot rope to a fence. It's just not great. Dog,
hold your shoozy stories will do a super sized shizy.
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back

(01:54:34):
on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on you thinking, they say
imgurmating on the counter to of toe fooj. We're back
to rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 6 (01:55:05):
One in Texas says, this all makes sense now why
Dieter kept going to Punta Khana time after time after time,
he was bamboozled by one of the time share people,
like Charlie almost was.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
I mean they got to him.

Speaker 4 (01:55:19):
Think they you think they sold them?

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
No, no, when they told me that number again, the
number they told me was twenty seven thousand dollars, I'm like,
I don't know who you think you're talking to. I
just happened to be here. I'm not I don't have
that kind of money right now. Like, call you paid
off in four years, they'll give you no, And I'm like,
I do the maths in front of him. I go,
you think, after eating breakfast with me, I'm gonna give

(01:55:43):
you like six hundred dollars a month for the next
four years. You're nuts And then that's the only place
in cold vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:55:49):
This is it.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
You've You've given them so much money. I thought the
price was gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
I knew what, Like I had an idea that what
was going on through halfway through, like I'm like, this
is more than just breakfast, than a tour of the place.
Because once he shows me the room, they start going.
He's slightly mentioning the word member, but I don't really
understand because he doesn't come out and just say it.
He slow rolls that whole thing, and then I'm expecting

(01:56:14):
to go, like four thousand dollars or something. That's the
number I was thinking in my head. So because I
finally just said, all right it stop, just give me
the number. And then he first he said, whatever it was,
sixty sixty eight sixty eight thousand dollars ago, I'm just
walking going to get up now this is I don't
We're not We're never going to come to an agreement ever.
I mean, because I'm thinking maybe a thousand dollars maybe

(01:56:35):
I would give you for this, but now I'm not
thirty thousand dollars. I guess if you you know, if
you like that though, and I didn't do the math
because there's no way I'm paying that. But it might
be a good deal. Actually it actually might if you like.

Speaker 6 (01:56:47):
I don't know if it is or not, but I
don't know i'd want to be locked into going to
the same place for well not no, it's not the
same place.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
H different resort network of his own. It's a very
large company. You know, there's only a couple of them,
so you could pick pick whatever one you think it
is and they have resorts literally all over the world.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
So I was like, oh, that's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
I mean, I don't know if the math really checks out,
but you're guaranteed one thousand dollars a week for a room,
nice room. It's a nice room, and I don't I
never got to the note. I mean, I just quite
asking questions at that point. Speaking of rooms, I ran
into somebody when I was over vacation before we went

(01:57:29):
to Falbard.

Speaker 6 (01:57:31):
We were in London, and because you could just fly
there and then fly up to Smallbardias, you can't fly
direct to Falbard obviously.

Speaker 4 (01:57:39):
So anyways, I ran into a.

Speaker 6 (01:57:44):
We met some people and there was a girl that
was staying in a capsule hotel and it's basically like
a cocoon or something.

Speaker 4 (01:57:55):
It's just basically a bed.

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
And I got to think, and I go, you know,
I felt so bad that Charlie won that trip to London.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
Maybe Crystal could do a trip.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
And stay in a capsule hotel because it sounds like
it sounds like they put you in a coffin basically,
and that's it. You have no no bathroom, it's just
a it's like it's like the bunk on the bus essentially,
I believe.

Speaker 6 (01:58:19):
Uh, and with shared bathrooms or something. I guess, I go,
what is that cost? And oh what did what did
she say?

Speaker 9 (01:58:26):
It was?

Speaker 4 (01:58:27):
It was pretty cheap.

Speaker 6 (01:58:28):
I think it was like one hundred pounds a night,
which would be I don't know what, one hundred and
thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
This is still expensive. I think this is a pic.
This is a Capitol hotel in London. So oh, I would.

Speaker 10 (01:58:46):
Be committed to that paper partition or something you pull
down and not at natural door.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
Sometimes you know they must say yeah they have something,
because there looks like there's a little lock there at
the bottom of that. So there's probably like a door
that slides down, like a little miniature garage store.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
How do you get in and out of these things? Honestly,
you just crawl in. You literally crawl in.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
Yeah, you die, you slide in? Yeah, I mean it
looks like you have to contort yourself to get it anyway.
I think those are also pretty popular in Japan. Yeah,
they are, guys, because of being at.

Speaker 5 (01:59:20):
Japan is Is, especially with all the large teas like Nagasaki, Tokyo, Nakajima.
Places like that are very densely populated.

Speaker 21 (01:59:30):
Uh huh, what about Fukushima, Fukushima, Hiroshima, places like that, Kyoto, Kyoko,
I mean every major, every major Yoko.

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
I mean I can't name every major Japanese city, but
they're all very densely populated.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Coo, yeah, I'll take you to a place called Cocomo.
Dug about that app.

Speaker 4 (01:59:49):
Here's another capsule hotel, just a video of it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Come up with a solution they hope will solve the
problem of sharing the strangers. We've introduced the first capsule hostel.

Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
It looks like you're sleeping in a washing machine.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
Is such a cool? Yes, it's a litter box with
a curtain. No way, Oh god, that was a curtain.

Speaker 4 (02:00:10):
And so where do you shower?

Speaker 10 (02:00:13):
And it's like a Usually there's a shared bathroom down
the hall, or a shower like a communal.

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
In something like this. I would never while I stayed,
I thought I was gonna I rented something like this
once that I thought was going to be like this,
but it was actually a small room. I was at
the airport and we're really tired and made a long layover,
so I rented a sleeping room to sleep in, and uh,
it wasn't I said this one was expecting I bought,
but it was actually, oh this looks awful.

Speaker 4 (02:00:41):
It was actually a little tiny room.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
Man, that's crazy.

Speaker 10 (02:00:45):
The only problem with that is getting up to go
to the bathroom and walking down the hall to the
bathroom instead of just rolling out of your bed in
the bathroom's right there. Because I don't mind this. Oh
you really do at your hotel is sleep?

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
Anyways? You want to go in adventure? Yeah, maam, no, I.

Speaker 6 (02:01:01):
Feel I think a lot of dollars or one hundred
and thirty at night, Like I get it, hotels are
expensive in big cities. I think I'd rather spend the
extra money on having an actual room with a bathroom.

Speaker 10 (02:01:13):
And yeah, would you pay thirty what about thirty or
fifty bucks or something like that?

Speaker 6 (02:01:18):
If it was thirty dollars, yeah, maybe I would consider
that thirty bucks. But you'd have to be able to
You couldn't use a curtain. It would have to be
like a little roll down like that one that lock
that little rolled out garage door, because what if you
wanted to leave? So what if you're staying there for
three days? You want to leave something in here? You
have to be able to leave stuff there. So if
it's just a curtain, people are going to rifle through

(02:01:38):
your stuff and steal it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:39):
No way. Ah, So what if you're with somebody, you
got to each get your own two.

Speaker 10 (02:01:45):
One I watched I think it was in Japan and
it was separate and the husband and wife had to
sleep in separate areas.

Speaker 1 (02:01:52):
You're not saving any money, then it's two hundred and
sixty dollars. It is like a thirty dollars thing. If
it was thirty bucks, seach maybe and then plus no
hotel pomkang exactly hmm, not sure exactly what that means.
Can you explain that to me?

Speaker 5 (02:02:09):
It means if you're in a capsule and orally can
only hold one person each, You guys can't. They can't
get busy in a hotel in that that's why you
do on a regular hotel room with the big double
king sized bed so you and your significant other can
get busy.

Speaker 6 (02:02:25):
So I I told you that I almost got a
divorce in Swaalbard because we go out there. It's pitch black,
it's wintertime, it's negative ten degrees. My wife hates the cold, uh,
and just I hate the cold. I don't know what
the hell I was thinking going up there. But it

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was negative ten fahrenheit as a high. It was negative
like thirteen as a low. I mean, it's just incredibly,
incredibly cold, and it's pitch black the entire time, twenty
four hours a day, pitch black.

Speaker 4 (02:03:00):
My wife is already crabby.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
We we went to a.

Speaker 6 (02:03:03):
Place it was closed, and we had the It was
like a JLR. I went to a brewery. It was closed.
We had to walk an hour back to the hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Uh, in this freezing cold snow. Like is it are
you like on a trek or is it like a
sidewalk you could walk on?

Speaker 13 (02:03:20):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:03:20):
They were like on the on a road. Basically they
don't have necessarily maybe they do. They have sidewalks and areas,
but basically just walking on the road. It's paved though,
you're not just you're not just walking through snow banks. Yeah,
I mean it's completely covered in snow and ice the roads,
and they don't really they basically put sand down on
top of the roads to give traction.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
I guess they spread sand out.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
A little bit. So you're gonna be careful because you're walking.
You'll you'll you'll eat it. It's just just ice. And well,
there was a concern of polar bears. That's the first
thing you mentioned about. It was everybody walks out. If
you walk around, you're supposed to have a gun. Is
this true?

Speaker 6 (02:04:01):
Outside the village limits, you have to have a gun.
But if you're walking around in the in the village,
you do not have to have a gun. Because they
claim that the polar bears don't come into the village.
I don't know how they get them to stop.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
But not only did we not see any polar bears,
we didn't see any Arctic foxes.

Speaker 4 (02:04:18):
We saw absolutely we saw no rain there. We saw
absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Because we saw people. Because it's nighttime, you didn't see it,
or because you don't think they were around, you can't
see it. I bet there are around. Don't know the
answer to that, I don't. I don't know. Another question,
when you're walking back from this brewery, do you have flashlights?
I don't know, Like, I don't know how far out
of the city you are. We weren't too far, there

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were there was enough ambient lights. Okay, so there's like
a great building, so yeah, they would have street lights
and and uh, you know, the moon is pretty bright.

Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
I guess, so you're going by moonlight. But it was
so she was not having a good time.

Speaker 1 (02:04:59):
And and then and I had booked this snowmobile excursion
three hour snowmobile expedition. And she goes, let's cancel it.
I go, honey, I've already paid for this. I also
got my international driver's license. You need to use it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:16):
I need to use this thing.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
I paid twenty twenty eight dollars or something to triple
A to get a piece of paper that basically just
has my my name and birth date on there. That's it.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
That's the extent of it. It's it's just the handwritten.
I thought Charlie was lying when he got one of
those things. I God, it can't be that jaky.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
It's just a piece of paper that they give a
little booklet that they staple together. And I'm pretty sure
nobody would ever ask to see in a fight. Because
I was going to do it to drive in Japan,
and I was I changed my mind, and when I
saw how they drive, and I was like, I can't
do this. But there's no way that guy would have
asked when I went to go rent the car, do
you have an international driver's license.

Speaker 4 (02:05:52):
And I show him this pamphlet and he'd go, I
don't need what is that? What are you showing that?
But shit, what are you talking?

Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
Yeah? So, but they on the the Snowmobile website says, listen,
the United States is not part of whatever motor treaty
of nineteen fifty eight convention or something, and you need
to have this international driver's thing license in order to
drive a snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (02:06:18):
I go, all right, let me pay the twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:06:20):
I think I paid a five dollars extra to expedite
it or something, and so I have this in my possession.
I said, honey, we are not canceling this thing. So
she was not looking forward to this at all. We
were bundled up, we have. We did a dry run
I think the night before we a night or two

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before we left, we did a dry run where we
bundled up in our winter in our winter suits, and
we went to the ice bar at Winter Wonderland in
London and we just hung out in the ice bar
and we started talking to people. We were in this
ice bar. I'm not even kidding you for like two
or three hours and I'm like, oh, this is this

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is easy, This is a piece of cake. Anybody could do.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
This is actually who I'm getting kind of hot in here.

Speaker 6 (02:07:07):
I come to find out that the ice bar they're
just lying to you when they tell you that it's
like negative ten degrees.

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
Because I go, I'm taking off my gloves in there.
My head, I go, it's really not that hot.

Speaker 6 (02:07:17):
And then I google it and it goes yeah, ice
bars are typically kept at like twenty five degrees or something.

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
Yeah, no negative time called yeah, not negative ten.

Speaker 6 (02:07:27):
So we did we did a dry run in the
ice bar, and I think Schnitz might have some pictures there.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
We are at the ice bar and in London clothes.
So you bought bottled up, bought these clothes because we're
bought these clothes. That's right, That's right. That's a trial.

Speaker 4 (02:07:42):
You have to go Dore text Man, Gore text gotta
gotta have wind proof, you know.

Speaker 10 (02:07:47):
Is it a whole snowsuit or is it a top
like a jacket and pants.

Speaker 6 (02:07:51):
It's a jacket and pants. I like because because I
might have to you know, when I crap. I don't
want to crap in my snowsuit. You know, I'm prone
to emergencies. So so anyways, so we tested out. We go,
all right, this is going to be good.

Speaker 13 (02:08:05):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:08:06):
And we get to the snowmobile place, and the whole
reason we bought these outfits is because my wife. The
snowmobile place says, we'll give you anything you want, anything
you need. Will give you the suit, the boots, the gloves, everything,
the thing that goes over your face.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
He goes, I don't want to put the I don't
want to put my feet in like these nasty ass
used boots that have been used one hundred times and
I don't want to get I go, okay, all right,
we'll buy these some some good winter out How much
are these suits? Oh my god, I don't I don't know.
But the cheap manas actual gortux is that right?

Speaker 15 (02:08:41):
That?

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
Is that a Is that a brand of clothing or
is that a material material?

Speaker 4 (02:08:47):
I think it's a.

Speaker 6 (02:08:48):
I think it's like a chemical or some sort of
fabric that's water repellent, and then anybody can use that
or license that to make their clothes out of it. Anyway,
So so we get to the snowmoll place and we're
all bundled up or ready to go and they give
you a quick safety briefing and then they go, okay,
we're going to hand out these suits. And I'm like,

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can I wear it? And they go, nope, you have
to wear our suit. You have to wear our Just
put put our suit on top of your suit. Trust us.

Speaker 1 (02:09:17):
It's going to be cold. And my wife has just
given me she's and they give you these nasty ass
boots that have been used by like six thousand people,
and she's she's so angry at this point. So we're
not getting off on the right foot at the at
the at the snowmobile place. And then and then they go, okay,
final thing, everybody, we need to, you know, show us

(02:09:40):
your license. I pull out my international drivers permit and
I go, here you go. I goes, no, I don't
need that. I just need your regular driver seditions because
you're from the US. But it is at your website.
So I had to pull out my driver's license show
its all. Yeah, total sucker.

Speaker 6 (02:09:56):
I mean, I don't know who kind of scam triple
as operating, but some what's going on. And so then
we get on this snowmobile and I'm we're all bundled up.
I mean, we have our winter outfits on. We have
their snowsuit on on top of that. I'm sweating, man,
I'm sweating my ass off.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
I go, this is gonna be this is gonna be
too I'm gonna be too hot out there on this snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Then you get on the snowmobile and you realize.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
It's freaking cold when you're doing thirty miles an hour
on a snowmobile. And why I haven't been on a
snowmobile in like forty years. Why don't they have a
windshield that comes up. They give it a windshield that's
four inches tall. It doesn't actually block the wind. What's
the point of that? Why don't they put this in
front of your face?

Speaker 4 (02:10:44):
Great? Great questions. Well, we're you and be two sharing one.
Did you get a shared want to drive?

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (02:10:51):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:10:52):
She was on.

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
I said, do you sure you want to You don't
want to drive? She goes, no, I won't be able
to drive this thing, and so she hops on the
back of a snowmobile. We are now off in an
expedition through the valley and it is I'm telling you,
it is beautiful.

Speaker 6 (02:11:09):
The five feet ahead of you that you can see,
because that's it. It's totally pitch black.

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
There are apparently you're in a canyon surrounded by all
these ice mountains and stuff, which looks really cool. I'm
sure you can find a picture of it if you
google it. I'm sure it looks beautiful. Could not see
one thing.

Speaker 6 (02:11:27):
The only thing you can only see about twenty five
feet in front of you, the little narrow headlike path,
and you're just trying to stay on the path. From
the person ahead of you there, I think they were
like five or six snowmobiles in this little caravan, the
guy leading it at the front, a bunch of people
that don't really speak English, in the middle from I

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don't know, to other places. And then E two and
I are in the back. We're holding up the rear.
Now I'm doing a great job. I'm keeping a maintaining
a safe distance of the uh of the snowmobile in
front of me. Is no pacing the guy in front
of me, he's he's doing he's doing weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:12:09):
He's he's he's going slow, he's going fast. He's not uh,
he's not keeping it like it's not hard to steer
these things. And every time you stop, they stop, like
a few times and this guy who must have been
like fifty in his in his I don't know where
he was from, Switzerland or something. He keeps asking it
feels like it's going to tip over or is this

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gonna tip over?

Speaker 4 (02:12:31):
And I'm like, dude, it's not that hard to drive
this thing. It's really it's so bizarre. So is this
kind of what we'll say?

Speaker 8 (02:12:40):
I mean, is this is that you can't see anything
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
I can't see Charlie. You literally cannot see but you
see that. So this is like not even this is
now We're more on like a flat thing. It's just
you don't see.

Speaker 6 (02:12:55):
You certainly don't see whatever that sky is with lights.
You don't see any of this showing like this is
now you don't see you see this now, don't see
this ice waterfall, don't see that, don't see this cave?

Speaker 9 (02:13:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:13:07):
All right, never mind, all right. I was trying to
find out a video of it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:10):
Okay, it would essentially be imagine getting on a snowmobile
blindfolding yourself and then just going thirty miles an hour
blindfolded in negative fifteen. I kind of think, is it
like when you see those deep sea explorer things like
the James Cameron's always driving just like they just have
like ten feet in front of him.

Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
There's nothing that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
It's exactly Maybe something will come in the view for
a second, but it's gone.

Speaker 6 (02:13:37):
And the guy, the guy leading the tour, he had
a rifle strapped over his back in case we came
across any polar bears. And at that point I'm like,
please eat me, to get me, put me out of
my misery, because it's freaking cold out here. So we stopped.
I think he stopped like three or four times. And
the first time we stopped, I were out in the
middle of nowhere, and I made a terrible decision, which

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was she goes, be too, goes, do you want to
get a picture a while we're stopped?

Speaker 4 (02:14:04):
They go, okay, sure.

Speaker 6 (02:14:06):
I take out my phone and you can't operate your
phone with these big thick gloves on. So I take
my glove off and I'm trying to take a picture.
Can't take a picture of anything because it's pitch black.
He cannot see a thing, nothing. I don't know what
I'm taking it, just darkness. So then I'm like, whooh, man,
my hand's out of this glove for like thirty seconds,

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and I'm like, ooh man, it's cold. I got to
put this glove back on my hand. I don't I
didn't actually get frostbite, I don't think, but I thought
I was going to have to go to the hospital because, like,
I get back on that snowmobile and then that hand
is just like just burning.

Speaker 4 (02:14:42):
Just unbelieve.

Speaker 6 (02:14:43):
And now you're going thirty miles an hour and it's
just so goddamn cold, and she's miserable bouncing around on
the back of this thing.

Speaker 1 (02:14:51):
She's just.

Speaker 6 (02:14:53):
She is just going berserk. And every time we stop,
she's like, I can't feel my fingers. They're gonna have
to amputate my fingers.

Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
I'm I'm we got to go back. And I can't
say that in front of this group.

Speaker 1 (02:15:07):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (02:15:07):
I mean, we're out in the middle of nowhere. There's
nowhere to go back to, and it can't It's impossible.

Speaker 1 (02:15:11):
You'd have to make the tour guide take you back, right, everybody,
the whole expedition would have to turn on. You can't
do that, No, No, you can't.

Speaker 8 (02:15:19):
You don't think they'd take you back.

Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
I'm sure they would, but then everybody's good.

Speaker 6 (02:15:22):
But then everybody's going to be upset because we have
to go back for these fingers that are falling off
back here.

Speaker 8 (02:15:28):
And they were all miserable too, you know.

Speaker 6 (02:15:31):
I think everyone was miserable because the other people were
couples too, and you could tell like, is like every.

Speaker 1 (02:15:37):
One of these women is in the same boat as
I am. They don't want to be here, They're hating this.

Speaker 4 (02:15:43):
I've never been on a snowbill. Is it really loud?
Can you talk?

Speaker 6 (02:15:46):
Can't talk because you have helmet on? Yeah, so there's
no communication. There's absolutely nothing. You can't I mean even
if you're even when you're just standing there, it's hard
to communicate.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
How long do you do this?

Speaker 20 (02:15:58):
For?

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
Three hours? Three hours?

Speaker 7 (02:16:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
What if you actually I'll take it back. It was
probably about two and a half hours of actually being
out on the snowmall. When did your wife want it
to be When did you want it to be done?
Forty five minutes? Uh no, because we start going and
I'm like, oh, this is this isn't bad.

Speaker 6 (02:16:15):
And then about five or ten minutes in, I go, oh,
my fingers are getting pretty cold. This is yeah, this
is not as comfortable as I thought it was going
to be. And I would say twenty minutes in, I
was ready to turn around. I'm like, I got especially.
We can't see anything. What's the point.

Speaker 1 (02:16:30):
I can't see a thing. It's just miserable. So it's
bad enough. That's bad enough. But then so we make a.

Speaker 6 (02:16:39):
Stop and then it was our final side. He goes, Okay,
we're heading back to our next place. We're going to
be back to the little building or whatever. And so
I'm following again.

Speaker 1 (02:16:48):
I'm in the rear.

Speaker 6 (02:16:49):
I'm following, and the snowmobile ahead of me kind of
like did a little like a left or a right
and then a left, and I'm like, it was only
like a ten foot twenty foot stretch. I go, well,
I can just go why go over those bumps in around?
I can just go straight through. It's nice and flat
right here. So I do that, and I guess it's

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just like a patch of ice or something.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:17:18):
I go right through it and we do a complete
three sixty on the snowmobile.

Speaker 4 (02:17:23):
That's just complete span.

Speaker 6 (02:17:25):
I'll come to a dead stop. But the other people
are still, you know, they're still going. So now there's
quite a bit of you know, a beat who's not
happy that we just did a three sixty. But everything's fine,
you know, we didn't tip over or anything like that.
And so I can barely hear her. She's screaming at me,
and she's like, I can't see. I can't see.

Speaker 4 (02:17:47):
What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (02:17:47):
She goes, my helmet got turned around. I can't see,
like it's blocking my eyes. And I'm like the snowmobiles
in front of us, they're like they're not becoming small
little lights.

Speaker 1 (02:17:57):
I go, I cannot be stuck out here in the
middle of the wilderness and pitch black.

Speaker 4 (02:18:02):
I go, I go, you're just gonna have to I go,
you've got a string. We don't have time to take
this off. We know if we can't do it.

Speaker 6 (02:18:09):
I go, we just got to go, and she goes, fine, fine,
So now I got a lot of catching up to do.
So I have to floor the snowmobile and I'm going
and we hit a bump, and I mean, it's like
a big ridge. She flies off the snowmobile and.

Speaker 1 (02:18:30):
With her helmet backwards all right, with her helmet right
so she lands. I didn't see it because I'm facing forward.
Apparently she lands right on her tailbone, and I don't
even notice for about like I thought I heard her screen.

Speaker 4 (02:18:46):
And I'm like, but she's not holding onto me.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
I don't know. I haven't been on a snowmobile like
forty years. I don't know if you guys have been
on a snowmobile recently. But she's not holding onto me.
On the back of the snowmobile, they're like these handles
you put behind that are like behind her.

Speaker 6 (02:19:02):
I guess that she's holding on to underneath the seat
or something, you know. So she bounces right off and
so now I turn around. I go, oh my god,
now I have to stop. I circle back.

Speaker 1 (02:19:15):
She's She was a little bit angry because she told
me the whole time.

Speaker 4 (02:19:23):
She goes, you're going to.

Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
Drive like a maniac. I said, honey, I swear I'm
not going to drive like a maniac. It's going to
be funny. I go, I'm not trying. I go, no,
I'm going to be totally fine.

Speaker 6 (02:19:33):
And then but I got we got so far behind
from spinning out that I had to try to catch
up anyway. So she was a mess, and she was
behind her because it's so dark. What happened, No, because
I went right back on the path. I only had
to I only had to go for like, thank god,

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twenty seconds, probably thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
Maybe what did she land?

Speaker 9 (02:20:01):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:20:01):
What kind of what was the grind?

Speaker 6 (02:20:03):
Like, it's just I'm she lands. It's like landing on
a hockey rink, essentially. Oh, it's oh, oh her tail,
she's oh. I'm still hearing about it about how her
see see twelve or see something. See they're fused together now, Charlie,
they're just smashed together, is what.

Speaker 1 (02:20:24):
She told me.

Speaker 8 (02:20:25):
How did you tell you all of that with your
frozen shoulder?

Speaker 7 (02:20:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:20:28):
How painful was that for you? Because when you're on
a snow.

Speaker 15 (02:20:32):
As long as my arm doesn't go above my head,
I'm fine, so going so just holding it, that was okay.

Speaker 6 (02:20:38):
So now I have to pick her up because her
helmet is like and and really I'm looking at her
and the helmet. She's like, I can't see the helmet
is it looks like it's straight on? I go, oh,
my god, I think her eyeballs frozen. She's going blind
or something. And then it turns out later that once
we got the helmet off of her, that what had
actually happened was that her hair had somehow got over

(02:21:00):
half of her face and it was like all matted
down so she couldn't even feel her hair.

Speaker 1 (02:21:06):
It was just it was a mess. It was a mess,
absolute disaster. She didn't want to cut her hair off
now for sure, she wants is what she wants.

Speaker 4 (02:21:16):
Yeah, here's a picture.

Speaker 1 (02:21:17):
This is after the fact. This is what was given
her the rating of the of the rite thumbs down.

Speaker 4 (02:21:26):
You see how pink her thumbs are too. You see that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:31):
Her thumbs her face? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, she yep,
she might, she might file for divorce anything now. She
was not happy, not happy.

Speaker 6 (02:21:41):
She said she's through with doing anything on a vacation
and she's never doing another expedition, adventure, excursion, whatever, Never
going to do that ever again, she said.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
So that was that was Falbard for us. Yeah, just
days stay there. I think we were there four days, Charlie,
how long does he run out of things to do?

Speaker 4 (02:22:06):
Like day one day?

Speaker 1 (02:22:08):
Well, we landed there on day one.

Speaker 6 (02:22:10):
We didn't get there until like seven pm or something,
so we went out to dinner and then just went
to bed.

Speaker 1 (02:22:15):
That was it.

Speaker 6 (02:22:16):
Day two ran out of stuff to do, and you
know what else was sort of a scam. I saw
these pictures and I was really looking forward to this
because you look online you see all these pictures of
the inside of all the hotels. Yeah, it looks great
at restaurants and they all have these big, roaring fireplaces
that are going and I'm like, this is gonna be great, cozy,

(02:22:39):
like a ski logic to come in for my snowmobile expedition.
I'm gonna I'm gonna sit by the fire I'm gonna
be drinking drinks. I'm gonna this is gonna be this
is gonna be luxurious.

Speaker 4 (02:22:50):
And in reality, we get.

Speaker 6 (02:22:52):
To the hotel or in the in the lounge area
there of the hotel, and I'm sitting next to this fireplace.
I go, can you guys, can you turn on this
fireplace like like they have in the pictures, and I'll
love it. The bartender he goes, oh, let me get
the manager. And the manager comes out and goes, mm,
yell okay, yeah, I can, I can. I can get

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this going for you. She comes back with like a
like a bottle that she pours into a little tray
and it's like that liquid that you just burned.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
It puts off zero heat and the flame is about
two inches tall.

Speaker 4 (02:23:28):
It's not like a real fireplace. Nobody there was.

Speaker 6 (02:23:30):
I didn't see one fireplace on this entire place. Nobody
has a fireplace. So it was it was, yeah, you
could do it about in and out twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (02:23:41):
Sho. If you don't want to visit there? Where did
you go thereafter?

Speaker 9 (02:23:44):
Then?

Speaker 8 (02:23:44):
So you left Norway?

Speaker 1 (02:23:48):
We went from Falbard. Well, we couldn't get back uh To.

Speaker 6 (02:23:55):
We couldn't get back without going to We had to
spend a night in oz Low, Norway.

Speaker 1 (02:24:01):
So we stayed in Oslow and was that cool? Well?
We got into Oslow at about we got.

Speaker 6 (02:24:08):
To the hotel at nine pm. I said, hey, what
what we're really hungry. There was no meal on the
plane or anything. And I said, you know, what are
some restaurants that go? They're all closed? I go, it's
nine o'clock. They go, Now, everything's everything in the closed, Yes, Charlie.
I didn't believe it. So then I went to walk around.

(02:24:31):
Everything was actually closed. All the restaurants were closed. I
couldn't believe. At nine o'clock at night. And and I
did see a Christmas they had, like one of those,
it was closed but they had one of those Christmas
like villages with all the stalls and everything, and I'm like, oh,
this looks cute like they were just they just closed it.

(02:24:52):
And then as I'm looking at what is is that? A?
Is that a cat running through the Christmas village thing?
Buy all the stalls? And then I go, oh, wait,
there's another one. So I keep walking giant rats just
running around.

Speaker 1 (02:25:06):
I'm talking dozens of rats just so then after we
saw that, we're like, oh.

Speaker 6 (02:25:12):
We are do we even want to eat in a
restaurant down here? Because the whole city must have been
overrun by rats. I've never seen anything like this, just
scurrying about. And then people were walking around like like
they must have seen it, I guess, but it didn't
phase them one bit.

Speaker 1 (02:25:28):
Wow. And did you come home for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
Then?

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Were you home in time for Christmas? Did you travel?

Speaker 4 (02:25:35):
I told you we were at the small Bard. You
travel the whole time?

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
We were sitting small barred after like the day after Christmas.
So okay, uh, I've got to take a break due
you said you're gonna give us. Oh my god, we're
running behind super size Shizzy. When we come back, we'll
be all right, we'll be right back on Rover's Morning. Glory,
hang on, we're right there with you, buddy. Yeah, Glory

(02:26:03):
super sized?

Speaker 4 (02:26:03):
She is he coming up in a minute?

Speaker 9 (02:26:04):
What do you have on the way do part of
our past with MTV has closed. I'll give you the
details regarding that. A lot of good memories growing up
as a kid with MTV and videos you waited for.

Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
I'll give you the details of the story next. We'll
get to that in just a moment, Charlie. I put
a video in It really does not do this justice.

Speaker 6 (02:26:28):
I took a video that I I took a video
of these rats going around this winter market and like
this in Oslo, this Christmas market, and I swear this
is not do with justice is I took out my
phone and started recording after I saw, like I'm not
even kidding you, probably twenty rats running around, and then
people started moving around and the rats sort of scurried,

(02:26:49):
so I only probably captured maybe five rats on camera here.
But you could just play this in the background, but
it's it's just like, look at these look at these
rats running around, and these are where all the stalls are,
and I guess the rats just must go around eating
all the food out of these stalls that they close

(02:27:11):
up for thee.

Speaker 1 (02:27:12):
And I'm trying to I know this is bad camera work,
but doesn't that look nice? Like You're like, oh, that'd
be all We could walk around there just filled with
rats at oslow Vint their land, and the people were
walking around like it was nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:27:30):
And I was trying to get the rats that were
the others.

Speaker 6 (02:27:32):
One they were so close to me, they were right
by my feet, but then they would hide under like
a piece of wood or something, and.

Speaker 1 (02:27:38):
I mean it was just it was crazy. But it
doesn't seem like they're really scared of humans, which means
the ones you see. I mean that means there's a
million more. Yeah, documentary about rats.

Speaker 6 (02:27:50):
No, I haven't, but I bet it's like in a
movie or something where you turn something over and just
like there's a million rats come out.

Speaker 1 (02:27:56):
What's what? Documentary about it? Might be called rats? And
it's like, well it was. I'm trying to remember. I've
watched it years ago. Was it in the trash bags?
Those ones? Oh yeah, the New York City trash bag rats?
I've seen it was live. That's it's pretty bad. It
is rats documentary.

Speaker 20 (02:28:12):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:28:13):
It was just all twenty sixteen, ten years, ten years ago,
and it just shows you, I think Netflix, it's just
about rats, but like what they're all these rats. It
shows you the the dogs in England that eat the rats.
Oh it's Morgan. It's a Morgan Spurlock joint. Oh I
didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (02:28:34):
Uh, all right, I don't have to watch it was
it was really gross.

Speaker 6 (02:28:39):
To be too out now. Also I put a I
put another video in there, Charlie. Now we we had
just we we went into Venezuela. We took Nicholas Maduro,
the dictator in Venezuela out just a few weeks ago.
A the the opposition leader in Venezuela, who had been
essentially banned from traveling out of Venezuela for the past

(02:29:03):
ten years. Somehow they snuck her out, whatever her name is,
they snuck her out and they got her to Oslo,
Norway to accept the Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaker 1 (02:29:16):
And there's a.

Speaker 6 (02:29:16):
Video of this year whatever her name is, Maria Corrina Machada,
and there she is accepting the Nobel Peace Prize. I
didn't know this about Oslow, but that's where they award

(02:29:38):
the Nobel Peace Prize and.

Speaker 1 (02:29:44):
There she is.

Speaker 6 (02:29:45):
So I didn't know this, but they do this at
a place called the Grand Hotel. Every winner goes there,
and that is I have to make a major announcement.
This is why I traveled to Norway.

Speaker 1 (02:29:58):
I did have to accept my I Nobel Peace Prize.
I beat Donald Trump to this. Well you can see
here on the rm G I am accepting the Nobel
Peace Prize.

Speaker 6 (02:30:10):
Fingers open, so it's not a hitler. So you know,
my arm is raised, but the fingers are open. That's
very important, kind of like the difference between an A
and an R when it comes to the N word. Okay,
so fingers open, finger closed, totally two totally different meanings.

Speaker 1 (02:30:26):
But I'm not impressed.

Speaker 5 (02:30:30):
Trumb is just disgruntled because I didn't get the Nobel
Peace Prize.

Speaker 4 (02:30:33):
I beat him to it.

Speaker 8 (02:30:34):
Yeah, I beat him there on the same balcony.

Speaker 6 (02:30:37):
That is, I guess from my understanding, they have every
Nobel Peace Prize winner accepts there, greets the crowd from
this balcony there. And it's a hotel room and I
saw that when I was looking for hotels, I got
to stay in this.

Speaker 1 (02:30:54):
You really say that's the room in the Nobel Suite. No, no,
oh that's crazy. Oh I thought this was like I
thought maybe this was up a staircase and there's just
a walk away.

Speaker 4 (02:31:04):
Anybody could walk out.

Speaker 1 (02:31:05):
This is the room, are you yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:31:09):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:31:11):
Yeah. I was only there for one night. I go,
I'm only gonna be here once. I got to stay
in the no Bell suite. Right, is it a huge room.
It's a pretty big room.

Speaker 6 (02:31:21):
It's it's like like a living like a living room,
dining room, and then a bedroom.

Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
So it's like for a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (02:31:28):
Every big.

Speaker 4 (02:31:29):
Yeah, it's a pretty big room.

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
And then I sent me too before we left the
I go, you gotta go down and film film me
on this balcony and she's like no, yes, and then
so then she goes down there and everybody now I'm
like holding these roses up there and everybody now all
these tourists are taking pictures of me out there on
this balcony. They're not sure exactly what's going on, but

(02:31:52):
they're like, I think it's somebody important up there either,
guy metal Case putting in AI to see who is
this person? And they're like some dumb radio guy. Do
you think they'd I know, I don't think they put
that much effort into it, probably, but yeah, everybody so.

Speaker 6 (02:32:11):
And in the suite they have pictures of everybody who's
been on that balcony, like Barack Obama, I guess was
in this week at the Nobel Peace Prize and everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:32:23):
I mean there's like just I don't know, dozens of
people in there.

Speaker 12 (02:32:27):
So you printed yours out and slipped it into one
of those frames, right, thought about it, thought about measured
it up.

Speaker 1 (02:32:33):
Actually, I'll let's do this, Shy, go ahead, Dishazy.

Speaker 8 (02:32:41):
Rolls Morning Glory. Well, we'll start out with some breaking news.

Speaker 9 (02:32:45):
Earlier this morning, there was a suspect who was arrested
after allegedly damaging property at Vice President JD. Vance's residence
in Cincinnati. And this was early today, shortly after midnight.
You a secret Service agents did tained a man for
allegedly causing property damage, including breaking windows on the exterior.

(02:33:06):
So the suspect is an adult male, was taken into
custody and the residence was unoccupied at the time of
the incident, according to a spokesperson for Vance. They confirmed
that the Vice president and his family. They were visiting
Ohio over the weekend, but had left before the alleged
property damage occurred, so they.

Speaker 1 (02:33:25):
Do have the person in custody.

Speaker 9 (02:33:28):
Meanwhile, the US or Congress rather is scheduled to return
this week. They're going to get back to work after
the holidays. They have a lot of things, a lot
of tasks and some potential agenda items for early twenty
twenty six. Things to watch for healthcare, fight funding, stock trading,
ban and AI. So they've got a lot on their

(02:33:49):
plate as far as what they've got to get going.
The first trial linked to the police response to the
mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvaldi, Uvaldi, Texas
set to start today.

Speaker 1 (02:34:01):
They're going to have jury selection.

Speaker 9 (02:34:03):
The former school officer, Adrian Gonzalez, is accused of failing
to engage the shooter despite knowing his location, having time
to respond, and totally to handle that appropriate.

Speaker 1 (02:34:14):
Yeah, totally, totally a text bookcase of what not to
do in a mass shooting. Absolutely despicable and I guess criminal,
I suppose, just absolutely terrible their response. They're unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (02:34:34):
A federal appeals court ruled over the weekend that California's
ban on openly carrying firearms in most of the state
is unconstitutional. The ninth US Circuit Court of Appeals voted
two to one that the law violates the Second Amendment
right to keep and bear arms. Now, California had banned
open carryon counties with more than two hundred thousand people,

(02:34:55):
which covers about ninety five percent of the state's population.
The judge, who appointed by the Trump administration, wrote for
the majority that open carry was clearly protected at the
time the Constitution was written, so they did rule this
as unconstitutional. There was a helicopter crash in Arizona that

(02:35:16):
killed a pilot and his three nieces on what was
supposed to be his wedding day. David McCarty was flying
his nieces to see the sites near Superior before his
ceremony when the aircraft went down. Family members said the
helicopter may have hit a slack line stretched across the canyon,
which then caused the blades to detach.

Speaker 1 (02:35:38):
Yeah, I think a slack line. I don't even know
exactly what that is. I don't know if people, I
don't know if people used that. They said it's used
for recreational purposes. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:35:48):
If ziplining or no, but slack lines that bouncey.

Speaker 1 (02:35:53):
It's the Usually people put it between two trees, you know,
well I think was between two canyons would be people
do it? Yeah, okay, so it's a big it's it's
kind of a flat rope and it kind of has
a bounce to it.

Speaker 13 (02:36:07):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 4 (02:36:08):
You walk on it?

Speaker 1 (02:36:09):
But you can bounce.

Speaker 4 (02:36:12):
I don't know, it's kind of like.

Speaker 1 (02:36:15):
Like one of those stretch bands.

Speaker 4 (02:36:17):
Yeah, you can walk on.

Speaker 1 (02:36:18):
It, and it's hard one because it's bouncy and obviously
it's it's small.

Speaker 4 (02:36:25):
He's never seen two mountains like some people do.

Speaker 1 (02:36:30):
Yeah, here's well, here's here's a guy's doing some slack
lining between two mountains. Uh, not attached to anything to
jump ahead? Oh my god, so you kind of bounce.
They get out there and then they do this.

Speaker 8 (02:36:47):
What an idiot?

Speaker 1 (02:36:49):
Jesus have any kind of you kidding?

Speaker 6 (02:36:52):
Well, that's wrong with people, because I guess this guy
who was an experienced helicopter pilot, because I read this,
it's incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:37:01):
He has like a helicopter.

Speaker 6 (02:37:03):
He mightn't know a helicopter tour company or something, and
so he's just flying around his relatives to show him,
and he somebody had put this line up and he
ran right into it and took the rotors right off
and then they plunge down.

Speaker 9 (02:37:17):
So the guy that is on rg TV right now
this video, he is walking from one side of the
canyon to the other.

Speaker 8 (02:37:24):
Does he have any kind of parachute on?

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
No, it's free. He's doing a free solo here and
he could die. Oh yeah, no, no, I think he
could probably land right blow up a night for at
the bottom of this mountain.

Speaker 8 (02:37:38):
In his butt.

Speaker 4 (02:37:40):
This is extreme example.

Speaker 1 (02:37:42):
Most of the time it's just hippies at the park,
like and they just kind of they're, oh, I guess
I have some off the ground. That's usually what you
have to have, dreadlocks and tight ice. One walk on
this barefoot yep, like when you're tired of hacky sacking,
then you go do yeah, upgrade to this next level up, yes,

(02:38:02):
and then you know, but that's ridiculous. I don't know.
It's really hard to do too, because it's bouncing. I've
tried to just you know, at a park or something,
and you can't do that. I don't know anybody does that.

Speaker 9 (02:38:13):
Now they're investigating that crash to see what was the
cause of it. If it was those that stretch over
the canyons who did it.

Speaker 4 (02:38:21):
It was like three girls. They were all like twenty
years old or something.

Speaker 8 (02:38:24):
Nieces.

Speaker 4 (02:38:25):
He was supposed to get married.

Speaker 8 (02:38:26):
Yeah, it was his wedding day, said yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:38:29):
Some other sad news regarding actor Tommy Lee Jones. He
is all over the news right now because his daughter died. Apparently,
she was found unresponsive at a San Francisco hotel on
New Year's Day, so the cause of her death is
still unclear.

Speaker 8 (02:38:47):
While a nine one one call.

Speaker 9 (02:38:49):
Cited a possible overdose due to color change, I'm not
sure what that means, an overdose due to color change.
So Tommy Lee and his family have broken their silence
following the death of his daughter Victoria. They released a
brief but emotional public statement saying, we appreciate all of
the kind words, thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 8 (02:39:07):
Please respect our privacy.

Speaker 1 (02:39:09):
During this difficult time. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:39:11):
So no information there.

Speaker 9 (02:39:14):
Again, it was a possible overdose, so no sign of
foul play or suicide, and authorities stated there was no
signs of drug paraphernalia, so I'm not sure what happened there.

Speaker 1 (02:39:28):
Elsewhere in the news.

Speaker 9 (02:39:30):
MTV's music channels have officially shut down across much of
the globe. For now, US consumers can still watch videos
on MTV Live and MTV Classic, but there are rumors
speculating that it might disappear as well, but we'll see

(02:39:50):
if that happens.

Speaker 1 (02:39:51):
MTV Jojo Siwah has changed her name. She rang in
the New Year with a new charle. Everybody does. It's
his favorite. I don't know why anybody knows her name,
like nobody should know her name. She's He's happy that
she went straight because remember she was she was well
that was surprising too. I didn't know her and then

(02:40:12):
and then says, no, now I'm straight. It was all
about gay pride and but now straight dating a guy,
and Charlie can't wait to be next.

Speaker 4 (02:40:19):
In line to date Jojo Siwah.

Speaker 1 (02:40:22):
Oh man, you don't like her, Well, she was fine,
but when I didn't know who she was, and she
dressed like how she you know, used to dress, and
then she was like, I'm I'm metal or whatever, and
then she's doing that really lame dance and it just
would pop up on anything I was anything, and my feed,
which is her doing this weird stomp dance thing and

(02:40:42):
it looks like she's having a fit of some kind
and it's so terrible, so terrible.

Speaker 9 (02:40:47):
God, she sucks her TikTok Bio now brands her as
Joe Well Sewah, which is her legal name, So Jojo
is a brand, but her she has changed her everything
to Joe Well see what instead of Jojo.

Speaker 8 (02:41:04):
I'm almost done, Sorry it's late.

Speaker 9 (02:41:07):
Kim Kardashian's kids got a special Christmas gift, a Pomeranian puppy.

Speaker 8 (02:41:13):
So let me be a little bit clear on that.

Speaker 9 (02:41:15):
Each one of Kim's four kids, twelve year old North,
ten year old Saints, seven year old Chicago, and six
year old Salt, got his or her own Pomeranian puppy.
So Peta isn't happy with this. They said puppies are
not plushies, and it's a shame that Kim missed a
chance to be a spokesperson for Shelter Pups and instead

(02:41:37):
is being rightly slammed on social media for that.

Speaker 6 (02:41:41):
So well, well, yeah, but you know they always, oh,
don't give an animal as a gift. I mean, I
think given a puppy to your kids or kids in
this case is, I don't have any issue with that.

Speaker 4 (02:41:54):
The kids wanted puppies.

Speaker 1 (02:41:55):
It's like they teach from some responsibility and stuff, even
if they don't take care of it.

Speaker 4 (02:42:01):
Yes, somebody will a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (02:42:02):
Yeah fine.

Speaker 9 (02:42:04):
Finally, BTS is officially making their post military service comeback
with a new album on March twentieth.

Speaker 8 (02:42:11):
The title hasn't been revealed.

Speaker 9 (02:42:13):
It'll have fourteen songs that are driven by each member's
honest introspections. So BTS will also set out on a
world tour, with details won't be announced until January fourteenth.

Speaker 12 (02:42:24):
Real quick, you said, Uh, Timmy, the Jones' daughter died
overdose due to color change.

Speaker 1 (02:42:30):
Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 12 (02:42:31):
It means her lips were blue. It was her colors
was changed. That's why she knew she drug overdose.

Speaker 4 (02:42:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:42:37):
Okay, wait, so they look and they go, oh, here's
a woman who is turned blue. It's probably a drug overdose.
Not that she overdosed due to color.

Speaker 1 (02:42:48):
Was like, what is that? Got a bad hand? Color
change her? No, did a lot on the street to
get me some of that good stuff. I didn't think.

Speaker 9 (02:42:54):
I didn't read it like that. I read that her
color had changed, but I didn't know. I had never
heard that before that when you die from a drug over.

Speaker 1 (02:43:03):
Again certain yeah, your skin, cheese color whatever. I didn't
know that. Huh.

Speaker 8 (02:43:06):
Okay, there you go. Dats to Hizzy on rovers morn
and glory.

Speaker 1 (02:43:11):
When the yit goes down, you better be watching.

Speaker 16 (02:43:16):
R MG TV, watch it live at roverradio dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:43:23):
And in other news.

Speaker 6 (02:43:24):
I'm sure Charlie, being the athletically minded sports better that
he is, is very interested to hear that the Browns
have fired head coach Kevin Stefanski.

Speaker 1 (02:43:37):
Oh did they really as they did?

Speaker 9 (02:43:41):
So?

Speaker 6 (02:43:41):
He has been you know, look, they did win yesterday,
but at that point it was pointless. Miles Garrett broke
the all time single season sack record, which is quite
an accomplished.

Speaker 1 (02:43:54):
Brown also the Browns record or the No No for
NFL record. Oh so, I think that had been standing
for I don't know, I don't know how long.

Speaker 6 (02:44:05):
The twenty years or something, but it's quite an accomplishment.
It's they're really wasting that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:44:10):
He's an incredible defensive player, and what do they get
out of it? They got five wins on the season.
It's pathetic.

Speaker 9 (02:44:19):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:44:20):
I don't know if Kevin Stefanski is the problem. Possibly.

Speaker 6 (02:44:24):
I don't know enough about football to have an opinion
on that, honestly, but he was two time coach of
the Year over the past six years, but that was
early in his tenure and they have not really done
you know, they they wanted to get rid of Baker Mayfield.
Do you remember that, Oh can't wait to get rid
of him, and he's not the future and now he

(02:44:45):
does well. The Browns suck, So there's just some bad
decision making process to I don't know if it's Stefanski's
the problem or you know, he's saddled with DeShawn Watson.

Speaker 4 (02:44:56):
Do you think he wanted to get the Shawn Watson.

Speaker 1 (02:44:58):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (02:45:00):
I think the owner of the Browns wanted to get
and it's made some of these weird decisions.

Speaker 4 (02:45:03):
But I actually feel bad for Miles Garrett being.

Speaker 6 (02:45:08):
Stuck on such a pathetic team because that is quite
the accomplishment to break these single season sack record and.

Speaker 1 (02:45:18):
Just to have it on such a pathetic loser team
is what a waste, What a waste, But it is
a great accomplishment for him.

Speaker 6 (02:45:27):
So we'll see what the future brings. For them canick
it season is over, Charlie. That was the last game yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So he broke that record on the during the last
game with I don't know how much time was left
in the game, not a whole lot of time.

Speaker 1 (02:45:44):
They went through most of the game without him getting
that sack. Big Bron says, it looks like Charlie gained
some weight over the break. That's just his glasses. I
don't think he gained any weight. He's different glasses that
have are way too small. These are his backup glasses.
He lost his glasses, so that explains that. Uh, but

(02:46:05):
I don't know did you gain any weight? I haven't
gotten on it. I don't know. I'm not slep on
a skill right now, no waiting. I've got to take
a quick break, and then I want to find out
what Snitzer did over break? What do you what do
you think, Jeffrey, what do you think Snitzer did over break?

Speaker 5 (02:46:22):
He could have got he could have traveled somewhere. I
saw a cool concert or something. Because he likes says
something he does like to do. That's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 6 (02:46:30):
Like one of those weird electronic bands that nobody knows
that doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:46:34):
Have or it could have gone to the sphere again
and gottas we'll have to lets tell us.

Speaker 5 (02:46:41):
But I'm assuming you could have went to one of
those electronic or E m F concerts or something like
that that he's.

Speaker 6 (02:46:48):
You have a little electromagnetic Uh no, that would be
em F was wasn't E m F.

Speaker 1 (02:46:53):
The band that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:46:56):
Yeah, he's unforgettable.

Speaker 1 (02:47:00):
Unbelievable, Sorry, not unforgivable, unbelievable. All right, thank you, Thanks
a love these guys. Then that Jesus Jones another good Well,
this actually would be something I wouldn't would anybody be
surprised if Spencer said he went to go see a mountain?
Oh no, you questions Jesus Jones, I forgot about that.

(02:47:27):
What were their song? I don't remember, I said, but
that same era? Oh my god, what year did this
come out?

Speaker 7 (02:47:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:47:42):
Early nineties?

Speaker 9 (02:47:43):
One that.

Speaker 1 (02:47:46):
You're unbelievable?

Speaker 11 (02:47:48):
Yeah, Dice Clay, Yeah, I gotta take ah okay, yeah,
that's like a fut.

Speaker 1 (02:48:00):
I'm surprised that people are still wearing that in the nineties.
Wasn't that more like an eighties or was it I
guess was in the nineties. My coody ladies. All right,
I gotta take a break. We'll be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory.

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Speaker 4 (02:48:47):
Of course, did you end up doing Snitz?

Speaker 12 (02:48:52):
Well, every year we try to go to Disney because
they have nice Christmas parties and stuff. So this year
was no different. We but we spent most of the
time at Universal this year. So we did five days
at Universal Studios.

Speaker 1 (02:49:06):
Five days. Yeah, there's three parks, you know, Yeah, there's
I didn't know that. Yeah, you don't want to rush
through either, you know, you want to. Well, they have
a bunch of new stuff. There's like a new what's
the new Epic Epic Adventures? I mean, and well you
I wasn't there.

Speaker 12 (02:49:21):
I know, you could only do one day at Epic
in the in the in any package there is because
I guess they're trying to keep people at the the
other parks and away from the new one. Now you know,
I'm saying, like, too many people at the new one,
so you can only do one day at that. So
we did, you know, we had four days at the
other two parks a little too much, a little too

(02:49:42):
much for for universal universals. We did too many, too
much too One day at Epic was perfect, that was great,
But four days that the other two parks is it's
it's one day is good.

Speaker 4 (02:49:55):
What do you mean, well, because you ran out of stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:49:57):
To you, it's just too much. We went back and
redid things. Oh okay, so I mean it was it
was fun, you know, but they have the Nintendo Land,
right that was epic. Yeah, we could only spend it
one day at that was it cool? Yeah? Yeah, that
was really fun.

Speaker 12 (02:50:10):
You went to like a Mario restaurant kind of thing
that was fun, Mario kart ride kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (02:50:16):
Uh, Donkey Kong ride. That was a lot of fun.
Uh yeah what was it? Just you and the wife,
just the two of you.

Speaker 12 (02:50:22):
Yeah, yeah, next maybe next year, maybe the year after,
We're going to bring everybody. But you know, we were
not ready for that because my my granddaughter is only
two months old now, so we figured by maybe a
year or two. I think so you also went to
Disney too, right, Yeah, we go to because Disney has
special parties. At Magic Kingdom they have the Mickey's Christmas Party,

(02:50:43):
and then we have at Hollywood Studios they have the Jollywood.
So we go to those two parties. That was a
lot of fun. But I mean the start out, Okay,
we'll get into a plane. The first time we get
to the airport and uh, and I look over and
I said, oh, that's cute. Little kids dressed up like
a pilot. That's nice. You know, like, what is it
that costume? Is he is his dad like or mom

(02:51:04):
bringing him to work or whatever? That was our freaking pilot.
I swear to god it was a little kid. I
swear to god it was the thirteen.

Speaker 1 (02:51:12):
It's like doogie howser and I go, there's no I
getting older, Yes, but everyone.

Speaker 4 (02:51:19):
Swipper Snapper is gonna fly this.

Speaker 1 (02:51:22):
I was walking a bolt I was gonna take a
picture of It's like, it's weird taking a picture of
that picture. Yeah. Yeah, so that was and uh, the Snitcher.

Speaker 4 (02:51:33):
Files have to be released to take a picture.

Speaker 1 (02:51:38):
On a plane, now, h Exactly.

Speaker 12 (02:51:45):
The the first day we went to Epic, Okay, we
got there, you know, before it opened, because you get
when you stay at the stayed at Universal Hotel, you
get to go to any Universal thing early.

Speaker 1 (02:51:58):
So we went to Epic and you know early whatever.

Speaker 12 (02:52:03):
I waited like still an hour because every ride was open,
so we still have to wait a little bit. Anyway,
so we get to we finally get to the Harry
Potter World because there's a Harry Potter World at each
of the Universals, and there's a new one at you know,
the Epics. We gotta go to this new ride. You know,
we said, you know, like an hour and something. Wait, Okay,
that's fine, that's that's normal.

Speaker 1 (02:52:23):
We get in line. We waited four hours, well four hours.

Speaker 12 (02:52:30):
For they like, because they kept on breaking and people
would leave and it's like, no, I'm not gonna leave.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna leave. We're
gonna we're gonna stay four hours.

Speaker 1 (02:52:38):
In line for that thing. One day, one day in line,
but does some saying it And even.

Speaker 12 (02:52:45):
With that, we finished everything in Epic and one day
it's like this is fine. It's it's kind of a
smaller park because Disney is huge, Uh, Universe ones are
kind of like smaller kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (02:52:56):
But uh no, it was worth it that that Harry
Potter right, was worth it?

Speaker 4 (02:53:02):
Good? Yeah, worth a four hour?

Speaker 1 (02:53:04):
Oh, sound like it. But how long does the ride last?
I don't know. Three minutes, yes, maybe maybe maybe ten minutes.
I don't even know. Oh my god, that's my worst nightmare.

Speaker 6 (02:53:20):
I would already I would just be sitting there after
about like ten fifteen minutes a line. I would start, Okay,
who can I pay somebody off?

Speaker 1 (02:53:28):
Can we get to the front?

Speaker 4 (02:53:29):
You know you can't line like.

Speaker 1 (02:53:31):
I just oh my god.

Speaker 12 (02:53:34):
It was great because that was the first like, that
was the first day of our trip. We said, you know,
let's do epic first, you know, because that's you know, whatever.
And we got that that weight out of the way.
Every other weight was like nothing, Oh an hour half?
Who cares, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:53:46):
Nothing easy, but yeah, I'll be had a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (02:53:49):
That's aw right, all.

Speaker 1 (02:53:51):
Right, So your pilot got you there in one piece, Okay,
Now I did. I did notice one time.

Speaker 6 (02:54:00):
I just flew recently too, and I go, I told
B two, I go, I don't know if I'm getting older,
if these pilots are getting younger, because that this guy
does not look like he should be piloting a plane.

Speaker 13 (02:54:11):
He does.

Speaker 6 (02:54:12):
He did look super super young, So you're not alone there, snits.
Let's see here. Oh, she's got to wrap things up. Huh,
what do we have to give away?

Speaker 9 (02:54:26):
Do you have a pair of tickets to see comedian
Daniel Tosh in.

Speaker 1 (02:54:32):
April.

Speaker 9 (02:54:32):
He's going to be at Akrons Civic Theater April second,
that'll be awesome. You can get tickets in information at
ticketmaster dot com, but you can also win them with
Rover all week long.

Speaker 8 (02:54:44):
So good luck to you, all.

Speaker 6 (02:54:46):
Right, call her thirty eight sixty six yo Rover eight
sixty six nine sixty seven six eight three seven, good
luck to you. The Aftermath starts on RMG plus in
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Speaker 4 (02:55:08):
Download it to your phone, your tablet, or your TV.

Speaker 6 (02:55:11):
But sign up for RMG plus on the website roverradio
dot com. Tomorrow, we got to check in see what
Crystal did over break.

Speaker 4 (02:55:21):
I know where heat was out, but I don't know
if anything else happened.

Speaker 1 (02:55:25):
And Jeffrey, you're telling me that over the past thirty
days you basically did nothing. Well, like I said, I
got a I got I got a little curious.

Speaker 5 (02:55:37):
I got to see my friend Brad's the week we
actually went on break, I went to see my friend Brad.

Speaker 4 (02:55:45):
Is that the guy that wears the tight g yes from.

Speaker 1 (02:55:47):
And his band.

Speaker 5 (02:55:49):
I did some karaoke at my favorite little loambar and
I have the honor of helping judge a ugly T
shirt contest.

Speaker 1 (02:55:56):
So that was fun.

Speaker 5 (02:55:58):
And that was at the beginning of our break. And
then the next area, I just some karaoke and then
and then and then all the other stuff I did
is like, you know, visit my mom's grave. We put
something on the baby's grave. We had the opportunity to
have dinner with my dad because my younger brother Jason
was in town. And yeah, so I'm saying, gug, I'm

(02:56:18):
giving you a recan that we did not hear though
he I got these videos like AI videos where on
YouTube and uh, it's like they see a subverge aircraft
you know, you know, you know, you know, in water
all rusted, you know, or in a desert and the

(02:56:39):
like it's it's all AI generated.

Speaker 1 (02:56:40):
I knew it was fake, but it's all a joy.

Speaker 5 (02:56:42):
But which is interesting how they how they created this
video where they actually restore the aircraft to flying condition.
It's amazing how how powerful AI is nowadays, and that and.

Speaker 4 (02:56:55):
That's what about Monsters unchained? Someone wants to know.

Speaker 1 (02:56:59):
Was a good ride. That was in the dark part
of the dark universe and epic. Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 12 (02:57:05):
That was good with had Dracula, Frankenstein, It's Monster. Sorry
my bad, I had to correct myself there. So Frankistin's
Frank sin Mons, Frank Monster Nerds. Uh than give me
all sorts of other stuff Wolfman.

Speaker 6 (02:57:22):
All right, I've got to wrap it up. The aftermath
starts in just a few We will be back live
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (02:57:29):
Have a great day. It's Rover's Morning Glory. By Morning Glory.

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