October 27, 2025 • 46 mins
Does JLR realize he slurps? The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Snitzer went to the Sphere in Las Vegas to see The Wizard of Oz. No Filter 6.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, I'm the smart one.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I am never having sex again, Charlie. This guy's gonna
help me down, Man Jeffrey Dan. Every day walk screening
on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Morning. What's happening? It is Monday, October twenty seventh, twenty
twenty five. Good morning, gets Trophy's born to Glory. I'm Rover.
Doogie is here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good morning, sir, Charlie here No, Uh, Crystal is here.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hold on, Uh somebody was in here messing with the
board and everything. Uh, Crystal is here. Howdy Snitzer is
here a man and mister Jeffrey Ala Laroque is in
the firebox. Yo, yo, you're with us as well. Eight
six six yo're over eight sixty six nine sixty seven
(01:37):
six eight three seven. That's how you reach the show.
Give us a call at that number. You can text us
at that number that comes into the studio in real time,
but the best way you give us a call eight
six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven. I'll
get to your email here in just a moment. We
have a lot to discuss this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm freezing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's a little bit chilly here in the studio. Now,
it's it's weird, like all summer long, they can't get
the air conditioning to work. And then I guess in
the winter the heat doesn't work. I guess, I don't know.
Sixty nine degrees. All right, let me get let me
load up the email system. Here, Oh, here comes Chocolate Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Charles. Welcome there.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He is looks like he's spent a lot of time
getting ready this morning. His hair is doesn't nice.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Bombed? He showered? He I just showered, and then you
have a product in your hair.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I've been having product for the last months. Stick with
the times.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was taking a shower and then I got anut
of the shower and I had to number two. Oh
that's I do that before I know, I know, and
I kind of ruined the shower. Jump in again.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I mean you, that's called being clean, So you jump
in white.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You took such a nasty it's really gross.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There's a lot of plopping.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I know, there's no way jump back in the shop.
It's better than whatever I was going to try to
do with the dry wet wipes or dry toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You hop back in real quick, just like a minute.
Do you wash it? Do you take?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You take? You take the loofa? First you do water rents?
All right, so you smeared and fecal flakes. No, no,
because first they did the water rents. So when you
wash the rest of your body, it's just no, no, no,
you don't understand it because you don't. You've told me
you don't even have a loof likes you. You're just
rubbing poop all over your whole body. That's what you've
told me before. Loofa, uh, scrubby. I don't even know
(03:45):
what a loofa is. Yes, you don't know what a
loof is?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Of course you do.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh, I have do what the times the round showering
like a crown man shower, scrubby thing. You're talking about
a poof, that's right, that's what it really calls, the Loofah,
that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now, a loof is like a plant. Yeah, but everybody,
it's like kleenex.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Nobody calls that's not a loof.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Everybody calls it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
So you're using the are you using a poof?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, so you're poofing between okay, all right, Yeah, you
make sure you're in there. You get in, you touch
the hole. You have to get in there. It's not
gonna be clean. First you do a water runs, You
do a water get in there, and then the loofa
comes in to do the dirty work. So this was
a sixty second process, maybe two three minutes. Okay, all right,
(04:33):
I mean I didn't get my head wet again or
the rest of my body was just concentrated on the hole.
Let me read you some email, Sean Wrights.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're over.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Even as a young man. You had boobs way back
as early as two thousand and five. And he sent
a picture here. Ah, yes, it must be from one
of the Miss Morning Glory calendars back in the day. Yeah,
d Look how short Doogy's hair is there, and look
(05:14):
how huge my schlong is there, and how hairy my
chest is, and how how much hair I had on
top of my head. Jesus Christ, look at that. Ah,
well that's twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
That is crazy. There's a picture of us all in
bed with a I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It was at our old boss's house, kim oh, is
that where we were?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's where we took her bottle? Where all the magic happens.
John Wrights, Hello, I just tuned into your show last
night while having no Wi Fi. After thirty days. I
am down here in Colli, Columbia, South America. I have
been here for the last thirty five days, enjoying life
(05:59):
all through South America. I've been backpacking all the way
through Lima, Peru, Ecuador, north to Bogata, Columbia. Today I
fly back to Oregon. Ecuador is the most beautiful country.
I'm so happy to hear your voices again. I speak
fluent Spanish, and nobody here speaks English. I am a
gringo that learned all my Spanish on the streets traveling
(06:21):
the world. We'll spend six months in Oregon, six months
down here. Shame on all you people that don't leave
the United States. Life is so good in other countries.
Live a little. He says. Well, maybe I could get
this guy to go down to bankruptcy box, speak some
Spanish and get those guys going.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You know, you don't understand still anything that they're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
There's nothing that you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now even when they're speaking English. I don't understand what
they say. Here is somebody snincer's vagina actually writes this email.
That's the name of the person emailing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hello, Rover.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Remember hearing that Snitzer eats the whole kiwi, including the peel.
He said, that's where all the vitamins are. I just
tried it and found out the real reason why he
does it. When you swallow the peel, it feels like
a ball of pubes are going down your throat. He
does this for sexual pleasure and incorporates this into his
tantric sex with his wife.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No doubt. Yes. In food, Hey, George.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Remy says, we over. I'm a longtime listener. I love
the show. I'm about a week behind in show, so
apologies if this was spoken about already, But has there
been any speculation regarding the obnoxious slurping noises that Jeffrey
makes when he speaks. Is there any chance of a
lesion of Doom Part two? There's no way this is normal.
(07:46):
It's like nails on a chalkboard every time he speaks.
Love you all except for Dougie p is stay Hyde
rated Well we have his slurping has been brought up now.
A woman who in the medical field emailed us and
she believes that it is the medication that he's taking
for his high blood pressure, is turning his saliva into
(08:11):
almost like a very viscous oil or something. It's it's
it's not it's it's just very thick, almost mucasie. And
that's what he's slurping up because he's not staying hydrated
as a matter of fact, and he's not drinking enough water. Jeffrey,
(08:36):
do you notice that you do a lot of slurping.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
At times?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yes, But so you do know, because sometimes people do
things and they don't even realize that they're doing it,
So you do realize it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, but I realize that the mic picks it up.
So but anyway, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
A microphone to hear that if you're talking with you
it also yep, yes, what do you think it is?
Why are you slurping?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I have no clue. I mean, like I'm a duns
when it comes to the medical stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
But uh, yesterday I was.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I said Friday, I was gonna be I was at
a clambic with my dad and all I pretty much
drink was water with my meal.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, so it should be said for the week, then.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
A tea spoon of water a day. No, no, no,
it's a couple of glasses one or two. Uh.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Also I also drink water, bottle of water at my
fence company we fight. You don't have to stay hydrated
as well.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I feel like that was when it was hot out though,
so now that it's colder, I wonder if you'll still drink.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You know, when it's really warm, you drink water.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, whatever you're doing, something is going. I I think
it's it's more than just drinking. I think it is
something with us. He has to stay overly hydrated. According
to that woman who was I don't know if she
was a nurse or a doctor or whatever, but there
might be something to that theory that it has to
do with this medy case. LINN Rights, Good morning, Gang.
I am catching up on last week's episodes. And Rover,
(10:06):
I wanted to be sure you knew that if your
glass coverage doesn't cover the broken windshield, you can claim
it on the comprehensive portion of your car insurance. If
the debris is flying through the air, it could be
claimed as an accident, just as a deer hit is
covered by comprehensive not collision. Wild While moving my daughter
to Florida for college, a pickup truck drove over a
(10:29):
softball sized piece of concrete with rebars sticking out of
it and caused it to fly up into the air.
It hit my hood, bounced into my windshield, bounced again,
hitt and dragged across the roof of my car. The
glass broke and all the metal areas in it had
gouges from the rebar due to the debris in flight.
My comprehensive fixed all the body work needed. Good luck,
(10:53):
She says, Yeah, I know. Interested, and I want my
insurance to go up. Maybe they're not supposed to, it's not,
but I don't trust these insurance companies. Just don't trust them.
I'm still speaking of insurance, and it doesn't necessarily have
(11:16):
anything to do with insurance. But I just asked my
wife today, I said, did we ever get this stuff
for I've already had to cancel twice my second opinion
for my arm and shoulder because they won't do the
appointment until I get the MRI and the X ray.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Isn't it in my chart?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well, I'm going to a different place. It's not that
that doesn't use my chart, but.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm saying, can't you get that stuff out of my chart? No?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, they need the actual images of it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And it's not in there.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Just no, he looks.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, I don't see. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So I did have we gotten that? She said no?
And so I mean this is going on. You'll leave messages?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Keep calling? Yeah, I just keep calling.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You know, Kelly writes, how have you never talked about this?
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. I just saw the video. Well, Kelly,
I have no idea what you're talking about. Am I
supposed to?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know it is?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did he send it? No, this is just a email.
I have no idea what this means.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I didn't know what it meant, and you guys would
there's some sort of I'm dumb so I.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let her nimoy saying it. Oh, that's probably way he
was a singer. Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Is that star trek n also Brave little Hobbit home
we all fire with.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
His long wooden Buzzy will be told he lives in
a hubbit hole in everybody knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Bob.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's mister Spock looking at his rocks. Maybe why they
look a little bit smaller than they thinks were weird.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Back in the sixties weren't they know, they're never in
a hurry and they take slowly, don't like to drive.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
He could sing just that's what she considered this.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's weird because him and William Shantner were always you know,
Shantner had a few songs and stuff, weird ass things
that he was doing.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Sat talk all.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He wouldn't sing it.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
That's where he went, maybe, what what is being spock here?
Because the dancers of spock hers, well, I think they're
like elves or something like, Oh, they're more elfless. Okay, yeah, weird, Okay, Brandon, right,
(14:18):
you're overloved the show. At the beginning of November coming up,
I wanted to ask if you were planning on doing
merch this year. It's been a rough year for all
of us, and I think some new hoodies and RMG
onesies would do us all some good. I was just
talking about this last week and I I I'm I
(14:40):
have it on my list of things to look at.
We didn't do merch for the first time last year
because it was you gotta do it now things are
so expensed. I know, I know I was supposed to
look I was supposed to look at it last week
and I didn't and I totally forgot. So all right,
let me look at it this week's send me in.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Writing it down, because this is it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
If you show me a text message at five pm today, okay. See,
people think that AI and Siri and Gemini and all
that are the future. No, I just the way I
operate is I tell my wife, I tell Dougie, just
(15:22):
just send me an email at five o'clock to remind me.
It's really the most efficient way of managing things. No,
she will not remember this, but me.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I just put it in. I will do this
because I want merch. I want you to get merched
out there, because people really want it.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And if you, if you wait any longer, you're not
gonna be able to get it done.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ron Wrights, we'll over getting load of this new state regulation.
Starting January first, in New York, you must go fully
electric on new buildings under seven floors. No more fossil fuels.
You have to use a heat pump. Not sure what
happened if your electric goes out. The infrastructure will never
support this. I don't know what that. I don't know
(16:08):
anything about the electric grid and infrastructure and all that.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I know they got rid of wood fired grills are
not grills, ovens no gas, no coal fired. They even
like not coal or whatever. But would they don't like
that for pizza ovens in New York City and you
have to band regular gas ovens in your home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Well, I don't know anything about that. But the electricity
has to come from somewhere. So they're like, we're gonna
get rid of fossil fuels. Doesn't most electricity still come
from fossil fuel.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah, because most power plants are coal fired.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So I'm just saying, I don't know how any of
this stuff works. Who knows? Ashley writes, you're over coly.
I saw Charlie and Chris Little Italy Saturday night. My
husband and I were celebrating our eleventh anniversary. My husband
saw them first, then set it under his breath and
(17:10):
ran out the door because he's embarrassed that I'm a
super fan, so he had to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
He's like, I didn't see that guy.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I saw a woman come up to me and she says,
what's up, and he says, she's there with her husband,
and her husband was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's actually see.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
On race, I think is how you pronounced this guy's name.
Good Morning, RMG crew. I started listening to your show
about two years ago when I moved to Cleveland, and
randomly one day came upon your show and I found
it as I previously had the radio station pre fixed
when I lived in Miami. I found the show interesting.
(17:52):
When I heard Rover's voice, I thought he was a
sixty or seventy year old man. I then looked up
the show and notice, you guys host the show in
the same building that I live in. It's always awkward
saying hi to you guys because I know your names,
but I'm I'm sure if it would be weird to
say it. When I see you guys often, I will
(18:15):
say Dougie and Crystal are by far the nicest. It's
when I say good morning to them they actually actually
smile and say hi back. Rover just looks at me
like I'm insane.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Do not say hi when people say hi to you?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Looks insane? I promise see you this guy. He says wow,
and I go, Jesus christis insane? Guy here? I don't think,
so I want to pretend like I don't even see him,
so it's not me, it's actually him.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Say you're sorry for not saying hello.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I don't. I don't nobody ever says hello to me.
Maybe I just don't hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't think you look at people.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I just think you kind of like do your own
thing and walk to the door down the hall.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So hmm, well we brendan right. Good morning everyone. I
was doing some thinking about Dougie alone at home, like
any normal person, and I came to the conclusion, does
he mean he's cranking one out to Dougie or my
reading too much into.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That people aren't doing that.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I don't know you're saying. I'm doing some thinking about
Dougie alone at home like any normal.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Person, or me being at home alone. Oh okay, maybe.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
See I go down that road, you go down the
cranking road.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's just to me. I got like, if I thought
he was home alone by himself thinking about you, that
would to me indicate, yeah, you're masturbating thinking. I don't
sit around at home thinking about a bunch of different
women and stuff unless I'm masturbating.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Anyway, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I was doing some thinking about Dougie alone at home
like any normal person, and I came to the conclusion
that Dougie is only dumb because she hasn't had sex
and so long. Remember the episode of Seinfeldwerer, Elaine was
incredibly stupid because the whole group was mastering their domain.
George got smarter and Elaine got dumber. Am I onto
(20:11):
something here? No? Uh, it's good theory, Brenda. But she
was just as stupid when she was getting late. I
know this from experience.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Pretty dumb.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
She's just dumb all around. You have something in your
hair too, by the way, Yeah, yeah, you see this
looks it's on the front.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah yeah, some white thing.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Maybe she is. Maybe she is getting some action bottom
of your bang, Steve, right, This is all because you
all talked about it. We shall see how my night goes.
And he sent some pictures of cut water. Oh yeah, boy,
cut water white rush, and he's drinking here. That's the
(20:59):
highest amount he's got a he's ready for a night
of fun. He's got cutwater white Russian in a yetti
camouflaged coozy like stainless coozy thing with a bunch of cash.
You get that glove box. So he's ready to go.
I've had the line. Margerita, Oh wow, you're right. Lemon
drop martini cut white's most alcohol.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Look look at Rover.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
The lime is twelve and a half percent alcohol by volume,
the white Russian is thirteen percent. Wows it, and then
the lemon drop martini is eleven percent.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It doesn't taste like it. That's the key. It doesn't
taste like you, slamming him. Oh this tastes really good.
I can finish three of these in an hour. Well,
oh boy, that was the only email we received, so
I'm guessing he passed out shortly after sending this.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight six six.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You're over eight six six nine six seven six eighty
three seven. We will be right back. Hang on eighty seven.
IQ says I met Roverrod in public randomly. He was
(22:13):
very kind. Thank you. Eighty se high Q. See dousa.
And by the way, you still have that in your hair?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
It's such a Craig says, did she get laid over
the weekend? She has a glowing look about her?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, I don't. I didn't. I don't look glowing at all.
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm not glowing, And Brian says snitcer sounds off today.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Is he sick? No judgmental? He said one word? Did no?
I had a long weekend. He was partying.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
This guy's probably still still high from all the edibles
and commies that he did in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Snincer went to, uh, Las Vegas. I'm curious how that went.
By the way, before he tells us about that, somebody
else sent Charlie Evan you had the was it you
were Snitzer that had the lime margarita cut water? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I had that. Well, Snitzer told me about it.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I have it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Ever he told me to drink it.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Just so you guys know, when you drink a twelve
ounce can of that, you're drinking three hundred and sixty calories,
which is an enormous amount of like an unbelievable number
of calories.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's like three drinks in one. So it's that's all right,
So a.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
One can basically every time about three every time I've
ever had evally one or two max. Because more it
screws you up. Yeah all right, so maybe maybe it
all evens out. Then that's an incredible number of calories.
Beer is usually about one hundred one hundred and twenty calories,
(23:56):
give or take. Well, that's why you know it. That's
why it tastes good because of all the calories. It's
got all the calories in it. So that really explains
a lot. Since he went to Las Vegas over the
weekend and he went to the Sphere, I didn't do
anything cool like I did go to bag Street Boys
of the Sphere, but you know, he went to go
see The Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Tell us about that. How did how was this trip?
Trip is awesome? There's a I mean, a couple of
crazy things happened. But the Wizard of Oz, oh man.
So it starts off at the opening, it's just like
a small little curtain, you know, like a normal movie theater,
and then the titles come on and the whole thing
just freaking lights up, and it's all the clouds, you know,
(24:39):
the title from the Cloud.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's like clouds all around it.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Okay, the whole thing is clouds, like you're inside of
the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So when you walked in before they start the movie,
did they have the screens like did they did they
have anything playing on the gigantic screen or anything?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
No, So they it was kind of a shock basically
when a when they spread it out and it goes yell,
it like.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Opens like yeah, yeah, because at first it's like a
there's a design that there's some.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Sort of like like an archway, you know.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
But yeah, it starts off with a tiny little curtain
and you're go, okay, this is cool, and then boom,
it just opens like wow. So a lot of the
scenes were super cool, you know. They they expanded, like
the forest and stuff. You're looking around, Oh man, this
is so great. There's a lot of yankiness to it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
A lot of what you gotta get over it. You
just gotta get over it. What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
What was jank some of the characters in the back
that they animated and stuff like, oh, but it's in.
The editing was not very good in some parts. But
when do we say the editing, what do you mean? Oh,
they're well, they they left they lopped off like a
half hour or so.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Cut out part of the movie. I didn't know they
edited the movie.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Yeah, part there's a bunch of parts, like the part
where the lion is like a king of the forest
and he you know, puts the crown on.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They didn't have that, and that's no big deal.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
There's a couple of little parts that are missing, but
you don't really think about that because, I mean, the
tornado scene is freaking crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
You're inside the window machines to come on or Somethingeah,
so the leaves everywhere, it's like so fun.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, stuff was literally flying inside with you.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh yeah, awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And the poppies when they she drops the snow on
the poppies, it's all snows inside of it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's like, that's awesome. That was Neat the apple scene,
we got an apple.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh good jobs, they got an apples. I mean his
wife punched some bitch in the nose to get hers.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But no, we got three dropped on us.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
So I gave one to the couple that was next
to us because they didn't have one, so uh, and
then the lady bought her lady late later row in
front of us. We got the one that was behind us,
so we gave her that one. That's awesome, So we
just kept one all right. But yeah, the apples everywhere
was awesome. Your wife really wanted one of those apples? Yeah,
very disappointed if she didn't get an apple hit right
on her.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, you're easy. Did you bring it in or no?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
No, now you left at home. I'm sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
The craziness to happen was before the show, we're like, uh,
we're like in the middle row, not in an aisle.
I normally it concerts and the stuff I want, I
want the aisle, uh, but in this I want a
dead center, you know. So like we had to you know,
walk across people, and that is freaking terrifying. What walking
like when people stand up and you have to walk
(27:19):
in front of them, that is so it's so steep
in there, it's crazy. I mean the stairs where you
know there are right but and the escalators up there.
But when I'm walking in front of people to you know,
get by to my seat, I swear to guy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Who's gonna fall over? I was like, this is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
By the way, the escalator that you take to get
up to the upper levels and stuff, someone's gonna die
on that right there's there's there's no doubt in my
mind that somebody's gonna get drunk. They're gonna fall off
this thing because there's no there's no wall to the
side of this escalator, and it's I mean there's an
escalator's side of the escalator, right, yeah, yeah, like a
regular escalator. Yeah, but when you go over it, oh,
(28:00):
it's high. I mean it's really high up. So somebody,
you know, I know, there's I mean, just being in Vegas,
growing up in Vegas, somebody's gonna get drunk. They're gonna
try and slide down that thing all the way and
they're gonna fall off. They're gonna kill themselves. I guarantee
you that's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
But anyways, uh, well, speaking of right before we sat
down and we're waiting and waiting and we're here, clunk
and ever goes, he goes. Oh, and we looked over
some lady had fallen backwards on the stairs. Oh my
smashed her head open, blood everywhere. Oh my god. They
had had to get it. It was about twenty minutes
or so. They have medics and stuff up there, and
(28:39):
they had the wrapper in a sheet because they can't
get as gurney or whatever that is. The stretcher up
there said the wrapper in the sheet and get her down.
But oh man, there was she was was she going
up the stairs or.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Just going up and she fell backwards?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh what happened medical emergency.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
No, it's it's just this orient thing, I think, because
it's very like it wasn't. I didn't really, it didn't
really face me, but I know that, Uh, my mother
in law went to go went to see something. Maybe
she went to see that. I don't know what she
went to see there. Maybe so they went to back
they went to Backstreet Boys. Uh, and she she was
(29:17):
like frightened. It was so steep. She felt like she
was going to fall out of her chair. Because it's
it is steep.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
But if you don't think about it, it's it's not
a big deal. But once you start thinking about it,
then it's like it kind of really freaks out out.
A lady goes, I'm a nurse, and she's like, she's
running in and my wife's going.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So she's walking up the steps and she peter backwards.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I didn't see it, because you know, I just saw
the aftermath. But uh, and then yes, the lady with
a nurse, and then she's like she was the reason
I know. There's a bunch of blood. She holds her
hands up and the blood all of those nurses like,
oh my god, oh how old was she old? She
was like, uh maybe fifties, forties, fifties, it wasn't old old, no, wow.
And her husband's there, oh, I think because they wrapped
(30:08):
her all up. Her head's all bandaged up, and she
stood up. Everybody's clapping, you know, because she could, you know,
stand up and find like.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It is embarrassing though, Like, yeah, when that happens to
you in front of a lot of people, have fears.
But like you're going at a sporting event and you
have to go up all the way and just everyone's staring.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Right at you. So think of all the people that
were staring right.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
At this woman as she started to go backwards, and
there's still people piling in, so they had to stop
everybody from that row back and they had to all
around to get up there.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
And yeah, her husband's like talking to her, and I
could tell like she's like arguing with her husband, and
I know what she's saying. She goes, I don't want
to leave. I gotta see this. I saw, you know,
we got these tickets so many. It's a long ago.
I got to see this.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He'll probably give her consolation tickets and be like, don't
sue us, and we'll let you come back. To a
different show or so after you go get stitched up
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Maybe, but if you're.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
On, did anyone leave because it was too much?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, No, nobody left. It was it was applause. It
was just it was awesome. It was really really fun.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Show on a scale of one to ten, with uh
ten being the greatest movie experience of your life and
one being the worst. Where do you write this? Oh
it was it was up It was up there.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
I mean, cause I can get over the uh my
wife didn't even notice the the bad stuff that was out,
you know, the like the characters on the side, like
like a couple of the Munchkins had the same faces.
It's like, oh, come on, this face. They can't like
put a different face on this one.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And these are people, These are Munchkins that weren't on
the screen before they generated much. They're like, okay, since
we have a full three sixty view, we got to
add this guy in.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I did see some weird shots that looked weird where
they're inside the house in the beginning, where like you
weren't supposed to it really zoomed in on Dorothy's face
or whatever. But now obviously you can't so they just
have random the uncle or whoever, that guy is just
kind of wandering around in the background like like a robot,
like what was supposed to do because he wasn't in
the shot before the animate him yet, so there's just
(32:10):
kind of stuff like that. Still still he didn't look
natural or.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
No, he didn't know, but you're not supposed to pay
attention to that. I'm like looking all around, you know. Yeah,
so on one to ten, what are you giving? Nine?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Or said nine eighty nine? I was up there. It
was tornado scenes is fantastic, and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There are other interactive scenes like that, because in the
tornado they were throwing apples and wind and crass flying
my face.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Those different scenes apples and tornadoes, Oh they were oh
okay cool. So there are multiple Yeah, uh flying monkeys
where there's actual flying monkeys that come around really awesome. Yeah,
that was pretty funny. They're like they're flying right above
your head today.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well it sounds like it sounds like and your wife
obviously probably really enjoyed this. I guessing yeah, she loved it.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Were you guys you didn't get nauseous?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
No, I thought like the tornado seem like I said,
that's what I'm talking about. Most you really get a
little bit disoriented because it's it's circling around. You're like, well,
you're like inside the thing.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
So that was fun. Were you drinking or like a
specialty drink that they had there? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
And then did you do any market by the way,
you speaking of drinks in there? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, I got collector's cups. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Oh man, this guy must have had the mortgagees play
so they got a second mortgage. So expensive, outrageously expensive.
But I guess that's all of Las Vegas. I suppose.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
But I just ma had a bunch of fun. And uh,
we did something unexpected the last night.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
U cad sex in front of the window.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, you got married again.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
It sucks every night. But which was that was surprising too? Yeah,
Elvis renewed their vows. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no.
The uh was advised? Was that day we had dinner
and we went out to a show. I have a
T shirt from the show. If you'd like to see it, Yes,
please saw because it was surprising tall you.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I'm sure it's.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
The Empire strips back.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Was hilarious because I saw that at the No, It's
like a show. I saw the show, and I was
going to bring it up to Schnitz because I saw
the sign from my hotel room and it's where's it
at three? Or three?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
All?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, and and I go, I wonder if Snitz would
probably like that. The Empire strips back?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
So what is it a bunch of scantily clad women
or what?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yes, yes, that's it's basically it was. It was a
Star Wars parody.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Uh, everyone is a female Luke Skywalker at the beginning
was a it was a female washing of the land
Speeder and then she got all wet. You know, does
the that's pretty funny. The Stormtroopers are all female. The
only male was Han Solo and Chobacca. So they must
they must license this. No, right, no, it says all
(34:58):
over it, this is not license by Disney that it
uh like. The host of the show is supposed to
be Lando Calrissian. Uh huh, but he goes, I'm not Lando,
I'm I'm his nephew, Eric. So that's what he was,
Eric CALSI.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Because I mean they used the same font and everything.
I'm just I'm really surprised that they could get away
with that without being licensed. I mean, I guess you
have the parody earth for parody. But still that's that
is a little bit surprising because when I saw that,
I go, geez, I wonder how somebody I want to
get that person whoever negotiated that deal. I don't want
(35:31):
to get them working on my contract or something, because
they must be miracle workers in order to get the
licensing for that. But you're telling me that they're not licensed.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's was Yeah, there was.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Oh, it was fun. It was fun and really funny. No, no,
nothing like that. No, all right, but it was hilarious.
The host was hilarious. Was the job of the hut
hot job of the hut was hilarious. He did uh
what I think, Big Papa one of those uh one
of the biggie songs. Oh okay. It was all like
modern songs that they're dancing to and stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
So because that's that's on tour too, like you know
it was here, oh really recently.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
It was so.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
How much how much we did? How many edibles?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
None? Zero? Oh I thought you did.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Yeah, I thought this was I thought this was your thing.
Snitz No, not against it, but no, okay, drink a lot.
But Snitz is not a big drinker, is he?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
This is we've got either because every time that we
were on a bus trip, he's never had Vegas Vegas
once because it was legal and now it was legal
here and I've asked him, he's never had it again.
Maybe I just think he's always high because he has
that weird goofy grin on his face that one's high.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Aren't these edibles here in the studio? Like you've never
done these before? Nobody's ever done these right here?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Those ones that are in there, Yeah, no, those have
been opened right and like so to me, like I
don't know, I don't know, Like have you ever had
I've had those like gummy vitamins before and once you
after like thirty days, they become just rock hard.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Well it was fun. It sounds like you had a
good trip. Didn't win any money?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah, we want a couple hundred bucks. Ooh wow, this guy.
So it was like the trip of a lifetime. My
wife one, I did not like my wife one.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
She's lucky. Just slats we played.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
That was on the Wizard of Oz game actually at
the rio, waiting for We're waiting, We're looking hour early
for the for the show.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Does that guys play some slots on her? Now? Was it?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
This is kind of went to kind of a script club,
I'd say a little bit. It's a strip show.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Script show gets you all hot and bothered and horny.
I've never been to a strip club before. It well,
I know, he's a kip club. It can't it's because
it's cheating at his wife. But when his wife is
with him, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not cheating as long
as she's at a strip club with you. So did
she enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Or yes? It's right?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh so it was fun when you.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Think of the I don't know how it is for
the movie, but at this at the sphere for a
concert getting out of there, I could not believe how
congested it was and how long it took to walk
out of there. Maybe I did it all wrong. I
don't know, but I mean it.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Was oh yeah, walking down to the Venetians like coach
forever I go.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
These guys they've built this entire thing from scratch. They
know how many people are going to be in this thing.
You think they would put a little thought into the
crowd control of getting out and getting you know, like
because everybody going in. It wasn't as bad because people
are kind of showing up at different times. But when
they let out, everybody is letting out at the same time,
and it is so packed and so congested. You're herded
(38:54):
like cattle, and it was just I don't know, man,
I was surprised that they hadn't figured out a better,
better way to get people out of there. But by
the way you say, you said that some of the
scenes in The Wizard of oz Or AI generated to
fill up the screen because the screen is so huge
(39:16):
there at the sphere. Speaking of AI, I thought that
this was an AI picture. This is the picture that
Charlie said, Uh, this is the guy who's going to
crack the case for the for the Louver heist. Al
Schnitzer said that, so this is a this picture that
that we showed on r MG TV where this guy
(39:36):
I mean and I go, that's got to be AI generated.
That's not a real photo. Here is the guy's the
lead detective is he's standing in front of these cops
outside the louver and he's wearing a fedora with a
vest and an overcoat and he has a uh, he's
got an umbrella in his hand. I go, that's ai.
(39:57):
The guy's got to be fake. Turns out the is
not face. The associated press reporter or photographer who took
that confirmed and gave some other photos from his session
there that he took. However, that is not the detective.
That's just a random passer by, which brings out the question,
(40:21):
who's walking around like this?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's cool, dude, right, that's cool. Was he an extra
on a.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Movie being filmed there in Paris or something like?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Who walks around like this on a normal day?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Perfect timing, I mean, just so bizarre because the po
diver's like, no, that's a real guy, and he showed
like all these other pictures of just regular looking people
walking by.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's like, no, this just is some random dude.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Now, as far as I know, this random guy has
not come forward to explain why he's prancing around Paris
like this. But I'm sure you'll have this coming up
in the news. But I guess they did arrest a
couple of people there for this heist. Maybe you'll have
some more details. I don't really know. I just saw
that they did arrest.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
A thanks to this guy.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
That's right, It's just a weird weird look for that guy.
I do know I have a lot of emails about Jeez.
Let me see if I can pull some of these
up here, a lot of emails, Snitzer, you missed a
(41:31):
blockbuster show on Friday, and then I wanted to watch.
I watched from my office. Because Jeffrey's dream has not
been to host his own radio show. He doesn't want
to do that. He just wants to co host a
show where he's surrounded by four women, just women, NonStop,
(41:52):
just a bunch of women. He wants them to be topless.
But he just settled with having fully clothed women on
a show with him on Friday. So instead of the
Friday Leftovers, Jeffrey co hosted along with a bunch of
women here in the studio. And I'll read you some
(42:14):
emails about this in just a few minutes. But as
far as I know, none of you got topless, much
to his chagrin. No, Jeffrey, how did you think it was?
Jeffery got topless?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Just we like just gabbed for like an hour and
fifteen minutes or just just free flow conversation.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Cop it change every now and then. But uh, it
was really good.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
I thought so they came up with a name for
this show? What was the name?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Unfiltered six?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
I thought it was no Filter six, No Filter six.
You didn't come up with that name, did you? I
I did. No, Why would you you're kidding me? No,
why would you land on that? Because it was the
worst name. That was a literally terrible name. Who I
thought that Rachel and Sales came up with that?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I go, no, I ain't come off, did aim? But
did you approve it? You sign off on it? Because
that was there was a video on my Instagram of
you approving it, honey, So I mean I liked it.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
I mean it's uh actually actually sort of fit because
there was.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Six of us. There was five girls met there was
and we were all unfiltered.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I don't remember, but there are so many other names
that could have been used, because there's one guy and
five chicks. Like I just I haven't spent any time
thinking about it. But so you typed into AI, give
me the name for this show, and that was that
was the worst thing of the show, was the name
of it. I I don't believe how bad the.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Name is, but I actually thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Okay, terrible name, but let's do this. I will say that, Uh,
Dougie sat in the host chair.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I'm right.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
How do you think she did? I thought she did
really good. I thought she did a good job as well.
I I thought they all did a very good job. Surprisingly,
I couldn't believe I was entertained there. Jeffrey had a
couple of things that he said. I was watching back
in my office while they were on.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What is that noise? Jeffery's kept his ringer on for
the last two weeks now.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Expressing faces.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
It's like like from news and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
So thank you for I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
So I was listening back there.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
At my office and Jeffrey had a couple of the
one thing that he said, Now, there's no way he
could have come up with this because I laughed. I
laughed out loud, very loudly. Anybody outside my office would
have been like, what is he laughing at him?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
There?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
When when Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Said something about I don't even remember the context of
what it was, if Doosey was going to get in
a fight or take someone out or whatever. But Jeffrey
said that Douji was going to do a pele kick
with her bunion, I laughed out loud. And now there's
no way he came up with that. He must have
somebody must have said that to him or emailed to him.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There's no way he came up with that on his own.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
As I surmised, Well, Rover, I'm sorry to bust the bubble.
I did because we threw her doj You're talking about
maybe if somebody she was in a relationship and somebody
disrespected her. I said, do if that happens, you can
take that bunyon and crack a skull up and went
to paylay kick with your bungin along that line.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Why did you even think about that?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Well, over the years, Rover, in the time I've been
on this show, and I think probably prior to my time,
you have made comments about her foot, the bunion in
her foot, I said, well why not Usually I don't want, Well,
whatever I.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Want, I can't.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
And at that moment, I said, could use it as
a weapon. All she had to do? How to do
Pailey Cake and just make sure you just use.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
That bunnyont to crack still me just call open all right,
Some people I think enjoyed this show. I'll read you
some emails when we come back. We'll also get to
the shizzy the news in just a few minutes. What
do you have coming up to I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Give you an update on the thief, multiple thieves that
stole the duels out of.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
The loose one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, there's an update on that story. All right, we'll
be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Hang on,
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, I'm the smart one.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I am never having sex again, Charlie. This guy's gonna
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on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Morning. What's happening? It is Monday, October twenty seventh, twenty
twenty five. Good morning, gets Trophy's born to Glory. I'm Rover.
Doogie is here.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good morning, sir, Charlie here No, Uh, Crystal is here.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hold on, Uh somebody was in here messing with the
board and everything. Uh, Crystal is here. Howdy Snitzer is
here a man and mister Jeffrey Ala Laroque is in
the firebox. Yo, yo, you're with us as well. Eight
six six yo're over eight sixty six nine sixty seven
(01:37):
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Give us a call at that number. You can text us
at that number that comes into the studio in real time,
but the best way you give us a call eight
six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven. I'll
get to your email here in just a moment. We
have a lot to discuss this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm freezing.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's a little bit chilly here in the studio. Now,
it's it's weird, like all summer long, they can't get
the air conditioning to work. And then I guess in
the winter the heat doesn't work. I guess, I don't know.
Sixty nine degrees. All right, let me get let me
load up the email system. Here, Oh, here comes Chocolate Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Charles. Welcome there.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He is looks like he's spent a lot of time
getting ready this morning. His hair is doesn't nice.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Bombed? He showered? He I just showered, and then you
have a product in your hair.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I've been having product for the last months. Stick with
the times.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I was taking a shower and then I got anut
of the shower and I had to number two. Oh
that's I do that before I know, I know, and
I kind of ruined the shower. Jump in again.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I mean you, that's called being clean, So you jump
in white.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You took such a nasty it's really gross.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There's a lot of plopping.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I know, there's no way jump back in the shop.
It's better than whatever I was going to try to
do with the dry wet wipes or dry toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You hop back in real quick, just like a minute.
Do you wash it? Do you take?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You take? You take the loofa? First you do water rents?
All right, so you smeared and fecal flakes. No, no,
because first they did the water rents. So when you
wash the rest of your body, it's just no, no, no,
you don't understand it because you don't. You've told me
you don't even have a loof likes you. You're just
rubbing poop all over your whole body. That's what you've
told me before. Loofa, uh, scrubby. I don't even know
(03:45):
what a loofa is. Yes, you don't know what a
loof is?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Of course you do.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh, I have do what the times the round showering
like a crown man shower, scrubby thing. You're talking about
a poof, that's right, that's what it really calls, the Loofah,
that's not.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now, a loof is like a plant. Yeah, but everybody,
it's like kleenex.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Nobody calls that's not a loof.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Everybody calls it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
So you're using the are you using a poof?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, so you're poofing between okay, all right, Yeah, you
make sure you're in there. You get in, you touch
the hole. You have to get in there. It's not
gonna be clean. First you do a water runs, You
do a water get in there, and then the loofa
comes in to do the dirty work. So this was
a sixty second process, maybe two three minutes. Okay, all right,
(04:33):
I mean I didn't get my head wet again or
the rest of my body was just concentrated on the hole.
Let me read you some email, Sean Wrights.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're over.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Even as a young man. You had boobs way back
as early as two thousand and five. And he sent
a picture here. Ah, yes, it must be from one
of the Miss Morning Glory calendars back in the day. Yeah,
d Look how short Doogy's hair is there, and look
(05:14):
how huge my schlong is there, and how hairy my
chest is, and how how much hair I had on
top of my head. Jesus Christ, look at that. Ah,
well that's twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
That is crazy. There's a picture of us all in
bed with a I don't even remember.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It was at our old boss's house, kim oh, is
that where we were?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's where we took her bottle? Where all the magic happens.
John Wrights, Hello, I just tuned into your show last
night while having no Wi Fi. After thirty days. I
am down here in Colli, Columbia, South America. I have
been here for the last thirty five days, enjoying life
(05:59):
all through South America. I've been backpacking all the way
through Lima, Peru, Ecuador, north to Bogata, Columbia. Today I
fly back to Oregon. Ecuador is the most beautiful country.
I'm so happy to hear your voices again. I speak
fluent Spanish, and nobody here speaks English. I am a
gringo that learned all my Spanish on the streets traveling
(06:21):
the world. We'll spend six months in Oregon, six months
down here. Shame on all you people that don't leave
the United States. Life is so good in other countries.
Live a little. He says. Well, maybe I could get
this guy to go down to bankruptcy box, speak some
Spanish and get those guys going.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You know, you don't understand still anything that they're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
There's nothing that you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now even when they're speaking English. I don't understand what
they say. Here is somebody snincer's vagina actually writes this email.
That's the name of the person emailing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Hello, Rover.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Remember hearing that Snitzer eats the whole kiwi, including the peel.
He said, that's where all the vitamins are. I just
tried it and found out the real reason why he
does it. When you swallow the peel, it feels like
a ball of pubes are going down your throat. He
does this for sexual pleasure and incorporates this into his
tantric sex with his wife.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
No doubt. Yes. In food, Hey, George.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Remy says, we over. I'm a longtime listener. I love
the show. I'm about a week behind in show, so
apologies if this was spoken about already, But has there
been any speculation regarding the obnoxious slurping noises that Jeffrey
makes when he speaks. Is there any chance of a
lesion of Doom Part two? There's no way this is normal.
(07:46):
It's like nails on a chalkboard every time he speaks.
Love you all except for Dougie p is stay Hyde
rated Well we have his slurping has been brought up now.
A woman who in the medical field emailed us and
she believes that it is the medication that he's taking
for his high blood pressure, is turning his saliva into
(08:11):
almost like a very viscous oil or something. It's it's
it's not it's it's just very thick, almost mucasie. And
that's what he's slurping up because he's not staying hydrated
as a matter of fact, and he's not drinking enough water. Jeffrey,
(08:36):
do you notice that you do a lot of slurping.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
At times?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yes, But so you do know, because sometimes people do
things and they don't even realize that they're doing it,
So you do realize it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, but I realize that the mic picks it up.
So but anyway, it's.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
A microphone to hear that if you're talking with you
it also yep, yes, what do you think it is?
Why are you slurping?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I have no clue. I mean, like I'm a duns
when it comes to the medical stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
But uh, yesterday I was.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I said Friday, I was gonna be I was at
a clambic with my dad and all I pretty much
drink was water with my meal.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Okay, so it should be said for the week, then.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
A tea spoon of water a day. No, no, no,
it's a couple of glasses one or two. Uh.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Also I also drink water, bottle of water at my
fence company we fight. You don't have to stay hydrated
as well.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I feel like that was when it was hot out though,
so now that it's colder, I wonder if you'll still drink.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You know, when it's really warm, you drink water.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Well, whatever you're doing, something is going. I I think
it's it's more than just drinking. I think it is
something with us. He has to stay overly hydrated. According
to that woman who was I don't know if she
was a nurse or a doctor or whatever, but there
might be something to that theory that it has to
do with this medy case. LINN Rights, Good morning, Gang.
I am catching up on last week's episodes. And Rover,
(10:06):
I wanted to be sure you knew that if your
glass coverage doesn't cover the broken windshield, you can claim
it on the comprehensive portion of your car insurance. If
the debris is flying through the air, it could be
claimed as an accident, just as a deer hit is
covered by comprehensive not collision. Wild While moving my daughter
to Florida for college, a pickup truck drove over a
(10:29):
softball sized piece of concrete with rebars sticking out of
it and caused it to fly up into the air.
It hit my hood, bounced into my windshield, bounced again,
hitt and dragged across the roof of my car. The
glass broke and all the metal areas in it had
gouges from the rebar due to the debris in flight.
My comprehensive fixed all the body work needed. Good luck,
(10:53):
She says, Yeah, I know. Interested, and I want my
insurance to go up. Maybe they're not supposed to, it's not,
but I don't trust these insurance companies. Just don't trust them.
I'm still speaking of insurance, and it doesn't necessarily have
(11:16):
anything to do with insurance. But I just asked my
wife today, I said, did we ever get this stuff
for I've already had to cancel twice my second opinion
for my arm and shoulder because they won't do the
appointment until I get the MRI and the X ray.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Isn't it in my chart?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Well, I'm going to a different place. It's not that
that doesn't use my chart, but.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm saying, can't you get that stuff out of my chart? No?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, they need the actual images of it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And it's not in there.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Just no, he looks.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yes, I don't see. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So I did have we gotten that? She said no?
And so I mean this is going on. You'll leave messages?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Keep calling? Yeah, I just keep calling.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
You know, Kelly writes, how have you never talked about this?
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. I just saw the video. Well, Kelly,
I have no idea what you're talking about. Am I
supposed to?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know it is?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Did he send it? No, this is just a email.
I have no idea what this means.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I didn't know what it meant, and you guys would
there's some sort of I'm dumb so I.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let her nimoy saying it. Oh, that's probably way he
was a singer. Did you know that?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Is that star trek n also Brave little Hobbit home
we all fire with.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
His long wooden Buzzy will be told he lives in
a hubbit hole in everybody knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Bob.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's mister Spock looking at his rocks. Maybe why they
look a little bit smaller than they thinks were weird.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Back in the sixties weren't they know, they're never in
a hurry and they take slowly, don't like to drive.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
He could sing just that's what she considered this.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's weird because him and William Shantner were always you know,
Shantner had a few songs and stuff, weird ass things
that he was doing.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Sat talk all.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He wouldn't sing it.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
That's where he went, maybe, what what is being spock here?
Because the dancers of spock hers, well, I think they're
like elves or something like, Oh, they're more elfless. Okay, yeah, weird, Okay, Brandon, right,
(14:18):
you're overloved the show. At the beginning of November coming up,
I wanted to ask if you were planning on doing
merch this year. It's been a rough year for all
of us, and I think some new hoodies and RMG
onesies would do us all some good. I was just
talking about this last week and I I I'm I
(14:40):
have it on my list of things to look at.
We didn't do merch for the first time last year
because it was you gotta do it now things are
so expensed. I know, I know I was supposed to
look I was supposed to look at it last week
and I didn't and I totally forgot. So all right,
let me look at it this week's send me in.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Writing it down, because this is it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
If you show me a text message at five pm today, okay. See,
people think that AI and Siri and Gemini and all
that are the future. No, I just the way I
operate is I tell my wife, I tell Dougie, just
(15:22):
just send me an email at five o'clock to remind me.
It's really the most efficient way of managing things. No,
she will not remember this, but me.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, I just put it in. I will do this
because I want merch. I want you to get merched
out there, because people really want it.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And if you, if you wait any longer, you're not
gonna be able to get it done.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ron Wrights, we'll over getting load of this new state regulation.
Starting January first, in New York, you must go fully
electric on new buildings under seven floors. No more fossil fuels.
You have to use a heat pump. Not sure what
happened if your electric goes out. The infrastructure will never
support this. I don't know what that. I don't know
(16:08):
anything about the electric grid and infrastructure and all that.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I know they got rid of wood fired grills are
not grills, ovens no gas, no coal fired. They even
like not coal or whatever. But would they don't like
that for pizza ovens in New York City and you
have to band regular gas ovens in your home.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Well, I don't know anything about that. But the electricity
has to come from somewhere. So they're like, we're gonna
get rid of fossil fuels. Doesn't most electricity still come
from fossil fuel.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yeah, because most power plants are coal fired.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So I'm just saying, I don't know how any of
this stuff works. Who knows? Ashley writes, you're over coly.
I saw Charlie and Chris Little Italy Saturday night. My
husband and I were celebrating our eleventh anniversary. My husband
saw them first, then set it under his breath and
(17:10):
ran out the door because he's embarrassed that I'm a
super fan, so he had to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
He's like, I didn't see that guy.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I saw a woman come up to me and she says,
what's up, and he says, she's there with her husband,
and her husband was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's actually see.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
On race, I think is how you pronounced this guy's name.
Good Morning, RMG crew. I started listening to your show
about two years ago when I moved to Cleveland, and
randomly one day came upon your show and I found
it as I previously had the radio station pre fixed
when I lived in Miami. I found the show interesting.
(17:52):
When I heard Rover's voice, I thought he was a
sixty or seventy year old man. I then looked up
the show and notice, you guys host the show in
the same building that I live in. It's always awkward
saying hi to you guys because I know your names,
but I'm I'm sure if it would be weird to
say it. When I see you guys often, I will
(18:15):
say Dougie and Crystal are by far the nicest. It's
when I say good morning to them they actually actually
smile and say hi back. Rover just looks at me
like I'm insane.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Do not say hi when people say hi to you?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Looks insane? I promise see you this guy. He says wow,
and I go, Jesus christis insane? Guy here? I don't think,
so I want to pretend like I don't even see him,
so it's not me, it's actually him.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Say you're sorry for not saying hello.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I don't. I don't nobody ever says hello to me.
Maybe I just don't hear it.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I don't think you look at people.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I just think you kind of like do your own
thing and walk to the door down the hall.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So hmm, well we brendan right. Good morning everyone. I
was doing some thinking about Dougie alone at home, like
any normal person, and I came to the conclusion, does
he mean he's cranking one out to Dougie or my
reading too much into.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That people aren't doing that.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I don't know you're saying. I'm doing some thinking about
Dougie alone at home like any normal.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Person, or me being at home alone. Oh okay, maybe.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
See I go down that road, you go down the
cranking road.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's just to me. I got like, if I thought
he was home alone by himself thinking about you, that
would to me indicate, yeah, you're masturbating thinking. I don't
sit around at home thinking about a bunch of different
women and stuff unless I'm masturbating.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Anyway, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I was doing some thinking about Dougie alone at home
like any normal person, and I came to the conclusion
that Dougie is only dumb because she hasn't had sex
and so long. Remember the episode of Seinfeldwerer, Elaine was
incredibly stupid because the whole group was mastering their domain.
George got smarter and Elaine got dumber. Am I onto
(20:11):
something here? No? Uh, it's good theory, Brenda. But she
was just as stupid when she was getting late. I
know this from experience.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Pretty dumb.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
She's just dumb all around. You have something in your
hair too, by the way, Yeah, yeah, you see this
looks it's on the front.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah yeah, some white thing.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Maybe she is. Maybe she is getting some action bottom
of your bang, Steve, right, This is all because you
all talked about it. We shall see how my night goes.
And he sent some pictures of cut water. Oh yeah, boy,
cut water white rush, and he's drinking here. That's the
(20:59):
highest amount he's got a he's ready for a night
of fun. He's got cutwater white Russian in a yetti
camouflaged coozy like stainless coozy thing with a bunch of cash.
You get that glove box. So he's ready to go.
I've had the line. Margerita, Oh wow, you're right. Lemon
drop martini cut white's most alcohol.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Look look at Rover.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
The lime is twelve and a half percent alcohol by volume,
the white Russian is thirteen percent. Wows it, and then
the lemon drop martini is eleven percent.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
It doesn't taste like it. That's the key. It doesn't
taste like you, slamming him. Oh this tastes really good.
I can finish three of these in an hour. Well,
oh boy, that was the only email we received, so
I'm guessing he passed out shortly after sending this.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, I've got to take a break. Our number
is eight six six.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You're over eight six six nine six seven six eighty
three seven. We will be right back. Hang on eighty seven.
IQ says I met Roverrod in public randomly. He was
(22:13):
very kind. Thank you. Eighty se high Q. See dousa.
And by the way, you still have that in your hair?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
It's such a Craig says, did she get laid over
the weekend? She has a glowing look about her?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, I don't. I didn't. I don't look glowing at all.
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm not glowing, And Brian says snitcer sounds off today.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Is he sick? No judgmental? He said one word? Did no?
I had a long weekend. He was partying.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
This guy's probably still still high from all the edibles
and commies that he did in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Snincer went to, uh, Las Vegas. I'm curious how that went.
By the way, before he tells us about that, somebody
else sent Charlie Evan you had the was it you
were Snitzer that had the lime margarita cut water? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I had that. Well, Snitzer told me about it.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I have it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Ever he told me to drink it.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Just so you guys know, when you drink a twelve
ounce can of that, you're drinking three hundred and sixty calories,
which is an enormous amount of like an unbelievable number
of calories.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's like three drinks in one. So it's that's all right,
So a.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
One can basically every time about three every time I've
ever had evally one or two max. Because more it
screws you up. Yeah all right, so maybe maybe it
all evens out. Then that's an incredible number of calories.
Beer is usually about one hundred one hundred and twenty calories,
(23:56):
give or take. Well, that's why you know it. That's
why it tastes good because of all the calories. It's
got all the calories in it. So that really explains
a lot. Since he went to Las Vegas over the
weekend and he went to the Sphere, I didn't do
anything cool like I did go to bag Street Boys
of the Sphere, but you know, he went to go
see The Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Tell us about that. How did how was this trip?
Trip is awesome? There's a I mean, a couple of
crazy things happened. But the Wizard of Oz, oh man.
So it starts off at the opening, it's just like
a small little curtain, you know, like a normal movie theater,
and then the titles come on and the whole thing
just freaking lights up, and it's all the clouds, you know,
(24:39):
the title from the Cloud.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's like clouds all around it.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Okay, the whole thing is clouds, like you're inside of
the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So when you walked in before they start the movie,
did they have the screens like did they did they
have anything playing on the gigantic screen or anything?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
No, So they it was kind of a shock basically
when a when they spread it out and it goes yell,
it like.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Opens like yeah, yeah, because at first it's like a
there's a design that there's some.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Sort of like like an archway, you know.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
But yeah, it starts off with a tiny little curtain
and you're go, okay, this is cool, and then boom,
it just opens like wow. So a lot of the
scenes were super cool, you know. They they expanded, like
the forest and stuff. You're looking around, Oh man, this
is so great. There's a lot of yankiness to it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
A lot of what you gotta get over it. You
just gotta get over it. What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
What was jank some of the characters in the back
that they animated and stuff like, oh, but it's in.
The editing was not very good in some parts. But
when do we say the editing, what do you mean? Oh,
they're well, they they left they lopped off like a
half hour or so.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Cut out part of the movie. I didn't know they
edited the movie.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Yeah, part there's a bunch of parts, like the part
where the lion is like a king of the forest
and he you know, puts the crown on.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They didn't have that, and that's no big deal.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
There's a couple of little parts that are missing, but
you don't really think about that because, I mean, the
tornado scene is freaking crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That was awesome.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
You're inside the window machines to come on or Somethingeah,
so the leaves everywhere, it's like so fun.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah, stuff was literally flying inside with you.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Oh yeah, awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And the poppies when they she drops the snow on
the poppies, it's all snows inside of it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's like, that's awesome. That was Neat the apple scene,
we got an apple.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh good jobs, they got an apples. I mean his
wife punched some bitch in the nose to get hers.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
But no, we got three dropped on us.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
So I gave one to the couple that was next
to us because they didn't have one, so uh, and
then the lady bought her lady late later row in
front of us. We got the one that was behind us,
so we gave her that one. That's awesome, So we
just kept one all right. But yeah, the apples everywhere
was awesome. Your wife really wanted one of those apples? Yeah,
very disappointed if she didn't get an apple hit right
on her.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, you're easy. Did you bring it in or no?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
No, now you left at home. I'm sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
The craziness to happen was before the show, we're like, uh,
we're like in the middle row, not in an aisle.
I normally it concerts and the stuff I want, I
want the aisle, uh, but in this I want a
dead center, you know. So like we had to you know,
walk across people, and that is freaking terrifying. What walking
like when people stand up and you have to walk
(27:19):
in front of them, that is so it's so steep
in there, it's crazy. I mean the stairs where you
know there are right but and the escalators up there.
But when I'm walking in front of people to you know,
get by to my seat, I swear to guy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Who's gonna fall over? I was like, this is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
By the way, the escalator that you take to get
up to the upper levels and stuff, someone's gonna die
on that right there's there's there's no doubt in my
mind that somebody's gonna get drunk. They're gonna fall off
this thing because there's no there's no wall to the
side of this escalator, and it's I mean there's an
escalator's side of the escalator, right, yeah, yeah, like a
regular escalator. Yeah, but when you go over it, oh,
(28:00):
it's high. I mean it's really high up. So somebody,
you know, I know, there's I mean, just being in Vegas,
growing up in Vegas, somebody's gonna get drunk. They're gonna
try and slide down that thing all the way and
they're gonna fall off. They're gonna kill themselves. I guarantee
you that's gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
But anyways, uh, well, speaking of right before we sat
down and we're waiting and waiting and we're here, clunk
and ever goes, he goes. Oh, and we looked over
some lady had fallen backwards on the stairs. Oh my
smashed her head open, blood everywhere. Oh my god. They
had had to get it. It was about twenty minutes
or so. They have medics and stuff up there, and
(28:39):
they had the wrapper in a sheet because they can't
get as gurney or whatever that is. The stretcher up
there said the wrapper in the sheet and get her down.
But oh man, there was she was was she going
up the stairs or.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Just going up and she fell backwards?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh what happened medical emergency.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
No, it's it's just this orient thing, I think, because
it's very like it wasn't. I didn't really, it didn't
really face me, but I know that, Uh, my mother
in law went to go went to see something. Maybe
she went to see that. I don't know what she
went to see there. Maybe so they went to back
they went to Backstreet Boys. Uh, and she she was
(29:17):
like frightened. It was so steep. She felt like she
was going to fall out of her chair. Because it's
it is steep.
Speaker 6 (29:25):
But if you don't think about it, it's it's not
a big deal. But once you start thinking about it,
then it's like it kind of really freaks out out.
A lady goes, I'm a nurse, and she's like, she's
running in and my wife's going.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So she's walking up the steps and she peter backwards.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
I didn't see it, because you know, I just saw
the aftermath. But uh, and then yes, the lady with
a nurse, and then she's like she was the reason
I know. There's a bunch of blood. She holds her
hands up and the blood all of those nurses like,
oh my god, oh how old was she old? She
was like, uh maybe fifties, forties, fifties, it wasn't old old, no, wow.
And her husband's there, oh, I think because they wrapped
(30:08):
her all up. Her head's all bandaged up, and she
stood up. Everybody's clapping, you know, because she could, you know,
stand up and find like.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
It is embarrassing though, Like, yeah, when that happens to
you in front of a lot of people, have fears.
But like you're going at a sporting event and you
have to go up all the way and just everyone's staring.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Right at you. So think of all the people that
were staring right.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
At this woman as she started to go backwards, and
there's still people piling in, so they had to stop
everybody from that row back and they had to all
around to get up there.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
And yeah, her husband's like talking to her, and I
could tell like she's like arguing with her husband, and
I know what she's saying. She goes, I don't want
to leave. I gotta see this. I saw, you know,
we got these tickets so many. It's a long ago.
I got to see this.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He'll probably give her consolation tickets and be like, don't
sue us, and we'll let you come back. To a
different show or so after you go get stitched up
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Maybe, but if you're.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
On, did anyone leave because it was too much?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
No, No, nobody left. It was it was applause. It
was just it was awesome. It was really really fun.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Show on a scale of one to ten, with uh
ten being the greatest movie experience of your life and
one being the worst. Where do you write this? Oh
it was it was up It was up there.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
I mean, cause I can get over the uh my
wife didn't even notice the the bad stuff that was out,
you know, the like the characters on the side, like
like a couple of the Munchkins had the same faces.
It's like, oh, come on, this face. They can't like
put a different face on this one.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And these are people, These are Munchkins that weren't on
the screen before they generated much. They're like, okay, since
we have a full three sixty view, we got to
add this guy in.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I did see some weird shots that looked weird where
they're inside the house in the beginning, where like you
weren't supposed to it really zoomed in on Dorothy's face
or whatever. But now obviously you can't so they just
have random the uncle or whoever, that guy is just
kind of wandering around in the background like like a robot,
like what was supposed to do because he wasn't in
the shot before the animate him yet, so there's just
(32:10):
kind of stuff like that. Still still he didn't look
natural or.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
No, he didn't know, but you're not supposed to pay
attention to that. I'm like looking all around, you know. Yeah,
so on one to ten, what are you giving? Nine?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Or said nine eighty nine? I was up there. It
was tornado scenes is fantastic, and uh.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
There are other interactive scenes like that, because in the
tornado they were throwing apples and wind and crass flying
my face.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Those different scenes apples and tornadoes, Oh they were oh
okay cool. So there are multiple Yeah, uh flying monkeys
where there's actual flying monkeys that come around really awesome. Yeah,
that was pretty funny. They're like they're flying right above
your head today.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well it sounds like it sounds like and your wife
obviously probably really enjoyed this. I guessing yeah, she loved it.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Were you guys you didn't get nauseous?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
No, I thought like the tornado seem like I said,
that's what I'm talking about. Most you really get a
little bit disoriented because it's it's circling around. You're like, well,
you're like inside the thing.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
So that was fun. Were you drinking or like a
specialty drink that they had there? Okay?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
And then did you do any market by the way,
you speaking of drinks in there? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, I got collector's cups. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Oh man, this guy must have had the mortgagees play
so they got a second mortgage. So expensive, outrageously expensive.
But I guess that's all of Las Vegas. I suppose.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
But I just ma had a bunch of fun. And uh,
we did something unexpected the last night.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
U cad sex in front of the window.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, you got married again.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
It sucks every night. But which was that was surprising too? Yeah,
Elvis renewed their vows. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no.
The uh was advised? Was that day we had dinner
and we went out to a show. I have a
T shirt from the show. If you'd like to see it, Yes,
please saw because it was surprising tall you.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I'm sure it's.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
The Empire strips back.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Was hilarious because I saw that at the No, It's
like a show. I saw the show, and I was
going to bring it up to Schnitz because I saw
the sign from my hotel room and it's where's it
at three? Or three?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
All?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, and and I go, I wonder if Snitz would
probably like that. The Empire strips back?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
All right?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
So what is it a bunch of scantily clad women
or what?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yes, yes, that's it's basically it was. It was a
Star Wars parody.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Uh, everyone is a female Luke Skywalker at the beginning
was a it was a female washing of the land
Speeder and then she got all wet. You know, does
the that's pretty funny. The Stormtroopers are all female. The
only male was Han Solo and Chobacca. So they must
they must license this. No, right, no, it says all
(34:58):
over it, this is not license by Disney that it
uh like. The host of the show is supposed to
be Lando Calrissian. Uh huh, but he goes, I'm not Lando,
I'm I'm his nephew, Eric. So that's what he was,
Eric CALSI.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Because I mean they used the same font and everything.
I'm just I'm really surprised that they could get away
with that without being licensed. I mean, I guess you
have the parody earth for parody. But still that's that
is a little bit surprising because when I saw that,
I go, geez, I wonder how somebody I want to
get that person whoever negotiated that deal. I don't want
(35:31):
to get them working on my contract or something, because
they must be miracle workers in order to get the
licensing for that. But you're telling me that they're not licensed.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
That's was Yeah, there was.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Oh, it was fun. It was fun and really funny. No, no,
nothing like that. No, all right, but it was hilarious.
The host was hilarious. Was the job of the hut
hot job of the hut was hilarious. He did uh
what I think, Big Papa one of those uh one
of the biggie songs. Oh okay. It was all like
modern songs that they're dancing to and stuff.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
So because that's that's on tour too, like you know
it was here, oh really recently.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
It was so.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
How much how much we did? How many edibles?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
None? Zero? Oh I thought you did.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Yeah, I thought this was I thought this was your thing.
Snitz No, not against it, but no, okay, drink a lot.
But Snitz is not a big drinker, is he?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
This is we've got either because every time that we
were on a bus trip, he's never had Vegas Vegas
once because it was legal and now it was legal
here and I've asked him, he's never had it again.
Maybe I just think he's always high because he has
that weird goofy grin on his face that one's high.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Aren't these edibles here in the studio? Like you've never
done these before? Nobody's ever done these right here?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Those ones that are in there, Yeah, no, those have
been opened right and like so to me, like I
don't know, I don't know, Like have you ever had
I've had those like gummy vitamins before and once you
after like thirty days, they become just rock hard.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Well it was fun. It sounds like you had a
good trip. Didn't win any money?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
Yeah, we want a couple hundred bucks. Ooh wow, this guy.
So it was like the trip of a lifetime. My
wife one, I did not like my wife one.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
She's lucky. Just slats we played.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
That was on the Wizard of Oz game actually at
the rio, waiting for We're waiting, We're looking hour early
for the for the show.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Does that guys play some slots on her? Now? Was it?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
This is kind of went to kind of a script club,
I'd say a little bit. It's a strip show.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Script show gets you all hot and bothered and horny.
I've never been to a strip club before. It well,
I know, he's a kip club. It can't it's because
it's cheating at his wife. But when his wife is
with him, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not cheating as long
as she's at a strip club with you. So did
she enjoy that?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Or yes? It's right?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh so it was fun when you.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Think of the I don't know how it is for
the movie, but at this at the sphere for a
concert getting out of there, I could not believe how
congested it was and how long it took to walk
out of there. Maybe I did it all wrong. I
don't know, but I mean it.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Was oh yeah, walking down to the Venetians like coach
forever I go.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
These guys they've built this entire thing from scratch. They
know how many people are going to be in this thing.
You think they would put a little thought into the
crowd control of getting out and getting you know, like
because everybody going in. It wasn't as bad because people
are kind of showing up at different times. But when
they let out, everybody is letting out at the same time,
and it is so packed and so congested. You're herded
(38:54):
like cattle, and it was just I don't know, man,
I was surprised that they hadn't figured out a better,
better way to get people out of there. But by
the way you say, you said that some of the
scenes in The Wizard of oz Or AI generated to
fill up the screen because the screen is so huge
(39:16):
there at the sphere. Speaking of AI, I thought that
this was an AI picture. This is the picture that
Charlie said, Uh, this is the guy who's going to
crack the case for the for the Louver heist. Al
Schnitzer said that, so this is a this picture that
that we showed on r MG TV where this guy
(39:36):
I mean and I go, that's got to be AI generated.
That's not a real photo. Here is the guy's the
lead detective is he's standing in front of these cops
outside the louver and he's wearing a fedora with a
vest and an overcoat and he has a uh, he's
got an umbrella in his hand. I go, that's ai.
(39:57):
The guy's got to be fake. Turns out the is
not face. The associated press reporter or photographer who took
that confirmed and gave some other photos from his session
there that he took. However, that is not the detective.
That's just a random passer by, which brings out the question,
(40:21):
who's walking around like this?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's cool, dude, right, that's cool. Was he an extra
on a.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Movie being filmed there in Paris or something like?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Who walks around like this on a normal day?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Perfect timing, I mean, just so bizarre because the po
diver's like, no, that's a real guy, and he showed
like all these other pictures of just regular looking people
walking by.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's like, no, this just is some random dude.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Now, as far as I know, this random guy has
not come forward to explain why he's prancing around Paris
like this. But I'm sure you'll have this coming up
in the news. But I guess they did arrest a
couple of people there for this heist. Maybe you'll have
some more details. I don't really know. I just saw
that they did arrest.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
A thanks to this guy.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
That's right, It's just a weird weird look for that guy.
I do know I have a lot of emails about Jeez.
Let me see if I can pull some of these
up here, a lot of emails, Snitzer, you missed a
(41:31):
blockbuster show on Friday, and then I wanted to watch.
I watched from my office. Because Jeffrey's dream has not
been to host his own radio show. He doesn't want
to do that. He just wants to co host a
show where he's surrounded by four women, just women, NonStop,
(41:52):
just a bunch of women. He wants them to be topless.
But he just settled with having fully clothed women on
a show with him on Friday. So instead of the
Friday Leftovers, Jeffrey co hosted along with a bunch of
women here in the studio. And I'll read you some
(42:14):
emails about this in just a few minutes. But as
far as I know, none of you got topless, much
to his chagrin. No, Jeffrey, how did you think it was?
Jeffery got topless?
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Just we like just gabbed for like an hour and
fifteen minutes or just just free flow conversation.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Cop it change every now and then. But uh, it
was really good.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
I thought so they came up with a name for
this show? What was the name?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Unfiltered six?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
I thought it was no Filter six, No Filter six.
You didn't come up with that name, did you? I
I did. No, Why would you you're kidding me? No,
why would you land on that? Because it was the
worst name. That was a literally terrible name. Who I
thought that Rachel and Sales came up with that?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I go, no, I ain't come off, did aim? But
did you approve it? You sign off on it? Because
that was there was a video on my Instagram of
you approving it, honey, So I mean I liked it.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
I mean it's uh actually actually sort of fit because
there was.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Six of us. There was five girls met there was
and we were all unfiltered.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I don't remember, but there are so many other names
that could have been used, because there's one guy and
five chicks. Like I just I haven't spent any time
thinking about it. But so you typed into AI, give
me the name for this show, and that was that
was the worst thing of the show, was the name
of it. I I don't believe how bad the.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Name is, but I actually thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Okay, terrible name, but let's do this. I will say that, Uh,
Dougie sat in the host chair.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I'm right.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
How do you think she did? I thought she did
really good. I thought she did a good job as well.
I I thought they all did a very good job. Surprisingly,
I couldn't believe I was entertained there. Jeffrey had a
couple of things that he said. I was watching back
in my office while they were on.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What is that noise? Jeffery's kept his ringer on for
the last two weeks now.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Expressing faces.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
It's like like from news and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
So thank you for I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
So I was listening back there.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
At my office and Jeffrey had a couple of the
one thing that he said, Now, there's no way he
could have come up with this because I laughed. I
laughed out loud, very loudly. Anybody outside my office would
have been like, what is he laughing at him?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
There?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
When when Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Said something about I don't even remember the context of
what it was, if Doosey was going to get in
a fight or take someone out or whatever. But Jeffrey
said that Douji was going to do a pele kick
with her bunion, I laughed out loud. And now there's
no way he came up with that. He must have
somebody must have said that to him or emailed to him.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
There's no way he came up with that on his own.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
As I surmised, Well, Rover, I'm sorry to bust the bubble.
I did because we threw her doj You're talking about
maybe if somebody she was in a relationship and somebody
disrespected her. I said, do if that happens, you can
take that bunyon and crack a skull up and went
to paylay kick with your bungin along that line.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Why did you even think about that?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Well, over the years, Rover, in the time I've been
on this show, and I think probably prior to my time,
you have made comments about her foot, the bunion in
her foot, I said, well why not Usually I don't want, Well,
whatever I.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Want, I can't.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
And at that moment, I said, could use it as
a weapon. All she had to do? How to do
Pailey Cake and just make sure you just use.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
That bunnyont to crack still me just call open all right,
Some people I think enjoyed this show. I'll read you
some emails when we come back. We'll also get to
the shizzy the news in just a few minutes. What
do you have coming up to I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (46:13):
Give you an update on the thief, multiple thieves that
stole the duels out of.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
The loose one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, there's an update on that story. All right, we'll
be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Hang on,
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