December 1, 2025 • 50 mins
A catalog cover catches Rover's eye, and he is running out of underwear. What did everyone do for Thanksgiving? Two guys took JLR's car to get washed. Rover tries to steal JLR's car keys.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lady, when you're getting down and dirty with your man,
but Rover keeps creeping into your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Keep going, It's okay, your man's probably thinking about the
show too. Really, finish's Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Shizzy is coming up in just a moment the nouns
what are you him?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
On the way Diana Bell announces performers for the Super
Bowl pregame, and I will give you what's going to
be happening that day.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Also, there was a match shooting that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And finally, Oxford University Press they chose their word slash
phrase of the Year. I'll tell you what it is next,
something that I think I'm pretty good at.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hmm, all right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Jake in Pennsylvania and Ron Rover's Morning Glory, Your morning, Jake, good.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Morning, we're over. Hey, Hey, I just wanted to ask
Dougie what Why is it so awful.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That Rover says that Ariana Grande.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That she she's looking sickly. You know, the little girls
look up to her. Why is that such a problem?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Because who is Rover to analyze what other people are
going through?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Maybe she's going through some kind of How are.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
You to tell?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Who are you to say his wife is at an
unhealthy Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
People don't look up to?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Have you? People look up to Rover's wife, Sam statues.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Nobody knows my what the world?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yes, yes, she is very important to society.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got to work for you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do better?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I appreciate that now.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Cemeterian X wanted me to he was the one that
sent in that picture of you, and he wanted specifically
for me to tell you that it was him that
sent that in, and he sent in another photo of you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No, you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Let's hold on, Let's give all the fat photos of Dougie,
bring it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well this one.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I saw this, Charlie. No, I'm not looking to be saved.
I'm looking at I saw this picture, and I go,
did he use this?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Guy?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Might have used AI or something too. I'm serious, I go,
he might have used AI to make this look worse.
I sent the picture to Snitzer.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Can't wait, hold on, It takes a while to download
because it's so big. Oh no, uh doue is that
for real? That can't be for real? Is that real?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Or is that Ai.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, that's me.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I was so it makes it look like I have
no neck and a hundred chins.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I guess it's like, you know, like when you see
if you have a puppy and you see that puppy
every day and it grows into a dog, you don't
realize how how big the dog is getting.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If somebody they see your puppy and then two months
later they come back, they go, whoa, we really grew.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
He said a child. I wouldn't have instantly went to dog, well,
female dog a bitch. Okay, if you want to get
specific about it, snitch. That's what was in my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Do you know how many listeners when they meet me, now,
that's something they say to me, you're much smaller than
I thought you would be in real life. Oh yeah,
and I'm like height or the thickness. I really And
most of the time I'd be like, I don't mean
it like that. You know, they back up. I don't
(03:47):
think they're they're trying to offend me by any means,
but I've had many people say that to me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A lot smaller than the camera adds.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Exactly right in my case, he's thirty five pounds. Uh,
here is something before we get to the news.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
It took me a minute to even figure out what
I was looking at with this, And I believe, I'm
not entirely sure, but I believe that this picture from
the back is a pig.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
At first I thought it was a naked person. But
this is to.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Our our boss, the main boss here. What's his name, Jeffrey?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Uh, well you have well, you mean the big boss, ye.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Keith Hodgkiss. Now you may not know this, but his
legal name is not actually Keith, but he has here.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
This is just perplexing. Sorry, give me a minute to
soak this all in. But he's a sucker for I
think this is what happened. He must have bought something online,
some clothing he buys. He scrolls through Instagram or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And you know how like Instagram is just filled with uh,
clothing ads, Like they're like, oh, look at these stretches.
They look like cargo pants, but they stretch out three feet.
You know, Like there's always like I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
This close to buying those pants, by the way, the
cargo pants. They're like these are sweatpant jeans that she
does that.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
She goes, look at these are so goode stretchy cargo pants.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
How are going to make me look fifteen years younger? Anyway?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
So he gets here is a catalog that was sent
to our main boss here and it says it's for
the master bathroom of one Keith Hotchkiss. And here's the
back cover of this. It's it's a what is this?
It's two people as a man and a woman. The
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woman is like in lingerie underwear whatever, and the guy
is in like velure box or briefs or something with
a pigs ass. They're bent over just like the pig.
And then you see a pig's ass. Now isn't that bizarre?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, well so then I go, okay, well what is this?
And then the cover of it is this, and it's a.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
It's a woman wearing underwear with chaps on and you're
looking right through her legs.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's a girl or guy.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's a girl.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
And then that is a guy standing on top of
a horse in the background in his underwear.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I go, so what is this?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Start flipping through?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, let me get to this one particular.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Here you go, there might have been a shirk tank.
Here it is magazine, know that the brand.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
There's this one here.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
This is a guy sitting on the toilet taking a
dump with a Playboy magazine and it says Grandpa was wrong.
You can have a soft taint and be a cowboy.
So that's what my grandpa always told me, that impossibly
you couldn't do both. You to pick one or the other.
But they're saying that's the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You can.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yes, you no longer have to choose between being a
manly cowboy and having a soft taint.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now this brand, I actually I own a pair of
their boxers.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Really, why do you say this shynesty is it's their
whole gimmick where the first I saw them was ball hammock.
They'll ball hammock.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah, thanks, that's what it says there. It says, thanks
to luxuriously soft ball hammock pouch underwe.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's a there's just a pouch that separates your balls
from your taint, and it's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Why you need it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I thought I bought it going this maybe maybe this
is what I've been missing in my life. And then
instead your balls are just kind of slowly strangled all day.
I don't understand. I don't understand why that's a good thing.
Tavy balls separate. I just bought some uh underwear that
has a pouch. Yeah, kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It's I think the brand is what is it beneath,
but it's spelled in a weird way or something. And
I did this because I kept I my underwear drawer
kept going down and down and down. I got down
to two pair of underwear, and just two pair of
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underwear because they kept I've had these these I have
these boxer briefs for I'm sure years, three four years.
This seems every time I go to like put them on,
it just rips the seam a little bit, and so
like they're just literally coming apart, or I'm just getting
so fat that I'm literally bursting up. And uh so
(09:12):
I go and my wife will yell at me, you
don't need any other I'm down to two pair of underwear.
I need underwear.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
She does laundry, but she goes, you don't need you
don't need more than two pairs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I got what.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's insanity.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I bought.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I bought twelve pair of underwear, six for here and
six for Miami, so I can have six pair of underwear.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You're low on undies, you guys. So is she doing
laundry every day? Well, she used to do it every day.
And then I made a comment. She says that I
yelled at her. I didn't yell at her, like she
doesn't say yelled at her. I'd never yell at her.
She said that I told her not to do that,
and I said, I didn't tell you not to do that.
So now she does not. She used to do laundry
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every day, but she doesn't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, I don't understand your underwear situation because you also
shower more than anybody I've ever ever ever met twice
a day, sometimes three, usually twice. Okay, that's two. Well
he doesn't wear a clothes at home. Well, you wake
up nude, right, yes, and then you put on a
pair of underwears start the day, correct, Then you take
a shower.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
When I get home.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yet when you get home, yeah, and then another pair
of underwear I assume, correct, And then you take another shower.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And then at night I take that underwear off, I
take another shower, and I get into bed.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh, so there's no third NA pair day.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
But that's fine, So I swear to gain. I don't
put on my underwear drawer sometimes and it would be empty.
I go, you can't have that, can't have that? What
if there was an accident, I want you Yeah, it's
the underwear. Yes, that is how I lost one pair
of my underwear. I used to have three, and then
I crap my pants in the garage and now I'm
down to two.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I feel like you should, everbody should have fourteen pairs
of underwear a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
I'm a girl, so I have a hole in tired
drawer of an assortment of styles and colors and everything.
What if she went out of town, Yeah, because she's
doing the laundry every day, so you're having the luxury
of those undies you wore in the morning are being
washed in the afternoon, and they're back in the drawer
by the evening time, so there's always probably a fresh.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
If she went out of town, I would be able.
That is one thing she's asked me. She goes, would
you know how to run the washing machine? I go,
I would know that, I know how to do you
want to do that?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Every day? No, of course not. So that's why you
can just too unnoire.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Well, I would if she went out of town and
she was gone for a week, that would be my
first first thing. I'd get on Amazon to bio underwear.
I have it sent same day delivery or something. Here's
my here's the underwear that you're holding. That the magazine
for Yeah, that's to show you the ball pouch.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, I think I can.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, I don't understand why I bought one pair of
going there must be a good reason for this.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
And it's dumb as hell. Oh that's different than what
I have. So you know that's not that's ball hammock,
it's not even that doesn't even look like a pouch. No,
but you you flop everything all over this Oh I
have an actual pouch.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Uh over right here, right over this area. You flop
everything right right in there. I will say it puts
a contourd it presents nice. So when you're walking around
and you're just wearing that, it's kind of pushing everything
forward so it looks it looks better like you have
more than you do. But other than that, I don't
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understand the purpose. It slowly just sucks.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Uh, now here is also Hotskins will be able to
choose what socks he wants. Here is a pair of
these nuts socks and will be able to get them.
He's like a fifty year old dude. But okay, all right,
I do love this. So there's one good thing about
that type of underwear.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't need. I just wear ordinary box reef under win.
I don't need any kind of thing to hold my
family very much.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Everything.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You have a fresh pair on.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
The one guy that's two pair of underwear because he
wears one a week. And when Hodgkins comes in, maybe
you can ask him. I'll bet he has his shyness
the underwear on right now. Maybe you could have him
model this for us. Afraid him to come.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I know, thanks, I don't want to. I don't want
to lose the fact I've been here fifteen years to
that type of thing. Huh, Mike, he keeps a pair.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Of underwear in the console of his truck just a
case of emergency.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That is very smart. Sounds silly, but one day he's
going to need that and it's going to be the
greatest day of his life.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, here's someone that says, am I the only guy
that When it comes to the amount of underwear have,
it's almost like a shick. I have about twenty five
fair Well. I I only bought six because I knew
I would get yelled at If I I would have
probably bought twelve to have at home, but she would
have yelled at me.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You don't need that much underwear.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Why don't you tell her?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I want that? Leave me alone?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I know I should have told her I'm the boss,
like I do.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Sometimes it's your can you get into here?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
We go?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Kid? Is dizzy? Rod? Was Moorning Glory?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Louis Mangeone? Is it MANGIONI?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I heard both.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He's the guy that's accused of killing United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson. Luigi is due in court today for pre
trial hearings involving key evidence. Defense attorneys say that they're
trying to get evidence thrown out of the trial related
to his arrest in Pennsylvania last Deceummer. His defense team
says that law enforcement violated his Fifth Amendment rights and
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illegally searched his property. They want the gun and manifesto
evidence found on his backpack tossed from the case. Mangioni
has pleaded not guilty to a federal and state murder
charges related to the killing of Thompson nearly one year
ago on a midtown Manhattan I.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Mean, it's very obvious. This is one case where you go, Okay,
the guy did it. Yeah, he didn't need the trial.
It's very obvious that this guy is guilty. But all right,
go on.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Four people, including three children, and we're killed over the
weekend and at least eleven others wounded in a mass
shooting at a child's birthday party. Deputies from the country
from the County Sheriff's office responded, it was about six
o'clock at night to reports of gunfire. It was at
a banquet hall, and the victims killed were ages eight, nine.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Fourteen, and twelve. Line, I can't yeah, So they are
asking the public for help.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh, they don't even have the people yet.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
A gunfire erupted inside the banquet hall and the shooting
left eleven others injured. And they are offering a reward
of twenty five thousand dollars for information leading to the
arrest of the suspected shooter or shooters. So Oxford University
Press has named their word slash phrase of the Year.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It is rage bait. Rage bait is discussed.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Social media is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Described as manipulative tactics used to drive engagement online, with
usage of its increasing threefold in the last twelve months.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
So that is theirs.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
The NFL has dropped the lineup for the Super Bowl
pregame performances. Brandy Carlisle will sing America the Beautiful, Charlie
Poos will tackle the national Anthem, and Coco Jones will
perform Lift every Voice and sing.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's all ahead of the big Black National Anthem.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
By the way, Yeah, Bad Bunny was already announced as
the Super Bowl halftime show performer. The super Bowl takes
place in Santa Clara, California, at Levi Stadium, and that
of course is Sunday, February eighth.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
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Speaker 3 (16:39):
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Speaker 1 (16:41):
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Speaker 3 (16:47):
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Speaker 9 (16:48):
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tried to order these so we have enough that we
pace everything correctly, and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We sometimes we'll get it a little bit wrong, but
I don't know. Maybe there is a Okay, there is.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
A four XL I thought was gonna was sold out,
but it's not. Maybe there's a one or two left.
But there is stock on all of the other sizes.
But grab these while you can. Don't know how long
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Speaker 3 (18:01):
There is something I was alerted to just last night.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
As a matter of fact, and I have all sorts
of questions about this.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's very very.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Very strange, very strange scenario, and I'm going to need
an explanation. By the way, how was everyone said Thanksgiving?
You have a good Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
This?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
I didn't do much. We stayed at home and did
our thing. Didn't even what'd you have for dinner? Did
you go over turkey? No, we had the turkey delivered
to us home.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
You are so wrong on so many levels, Martin.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
We we go across the street. We have a tradition.
We just hang out, just the two of us.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
She didn't go see her family on Thanksgiving across the street.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They probably hate you.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Why do they hate me?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What do you do that to their daughter?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
They're very weird and strange and very tight knit family.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
And the fact that she didn't even walk the twenties
step to their house to celebrate a major holiday.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
She didn't want to go. She wanted to be there
with her husband, who she adores.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Wait did she sneak over before you woke up?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because I know she's done that before.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
She usually does that on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you guys hang out or are you down doing
stuff like whatever you're involved in and she's doing her
own thing.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
On your computer?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We hang out? Yeah, we were hanging out. No, I
don't think I was really doing too much on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You sit in the family room, like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
We lay around in the and they have the fireplace
on it's just the three of us meet her and
the cat, just laying around TV on. Yeah, oh yeah, no, no,
we turned the TV on. I forgot. I ruined Thanksgiving
this year. AS supposed to record the Thanksgiving Day parade
and she likes to watch that, and I forgot to
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record it on YouTube TV, and so we only caught
the last twenty minutes of it, and.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
So I didn't turn it on in the morning. I'm
guessing you weren't over.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We don't.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, we ain't get out of bed until about ten eleven.
We didn't even turn on the TV until we went
to eat at about four o'clock or three thirty or
four thirty, whatever time it was.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But who delivers a cooked turkey on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
True?
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That's correct. Her dad actually came up and delivered it
right to the front door. Not a whole cook turkey.
They cook the turkey and then they slice off. They'd
do some plates. Yeah, the big big thing a turkey basically. Yeah,
And you didn't invite them in. He just leaves it them.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did not see them on the port. I was
probably on the toilet or something. I don't know where
I was.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
He's just leave it on the ground. Or no, he
probably gave it to her. You can't leave that on
the ground, bugs or whatever. Anyways, if you think that's weird,
wait till you see what another staff member was up
to over the Thanksgiving break. We'll be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Hang up a shoe so filthy you'll think somebody would diarrhea.
Mouth is whispering in your ears. I know how to
brush my goddamn teeth. DC's Rovers Morning Glory, Slanser, What
did you do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
I just had the family over. My son drove in
from DC. That was you know, that's a yeah, you
guys cook a turkey? No, no, no, we had we
went to a restaurant headed catered, or we bought it
at a restaurant Headache cater. They had a Thanksgiving thing
for you know, a few hundred dollars whatever the hell
it was.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
So you you're saying you brought it to your house?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, and then heated it up, said.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Christmaal, want I buy you? What do you do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 8 (21:52):
I went to my mom's house and we all make
a few dishes to contribute, and then had to drive
home in that huge snowstorm.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It took us two hours to get home.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Thank gosh, Skinny is an amazing I was driving since
it's my mom's house, I'll drive the link there. And
he's the best co pilot I could have ever asked for.
Because we were going so slow and hundreds of cars
on the road, everybody's slipping and sliding everywhere. There were
points that I was riding with my hazards onto no visibility.
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I'm off on the shoulder. I'm just I am zig
zag and we are doing the best we can to
make it home.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're yeah, that blows my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
He was so cool, calm and collected the whole time.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
That I get a car with my wife driving through
a snowstorm. I'd be like, you gotta pull over. Me
drive the time we got home.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Because I did ask him at one point, are you nervous?
And he says, you're Everything is okay, You're doing good.
And we got home.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
He goes, yeah, I was hella nervous the whole entire time.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hooking up hotels.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
I guess on where could we get off and just
stay somewhere do that off. It was not risk it, yeah,
But other than that, we just stayed at home and
chilled out.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Charlie, what about you? What were you big? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Just cooked a bunch of food and then brought over
to my mom's.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's really it.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Who's over there? The mom, mom, dad, uncle, brother, uncle
Mike was there. Uh, you smoke the turkey, spatchcocked it, brinded.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh, man, smash this thing down.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Said, oh, you're gonna break its bones. And then I
even cut out the breastbone this time. So we're supposed
to just cut out the backbone, step further cut out
the breastplate, basically making the middle completely boneless.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So you had like a turkey steak that you could
essentially in the middle. You could just cut it a
lot easier. You can just cut it and uh, basically
did that. Here it is. Here's here's the bird.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And an extra and an extra breast, A low salt
breast on brind low salt. Did somebody need some people
need low salt. We're getting these special diets now, different people.
I'm sure some good gluten allergy soon so stuffing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
But yeah, somebody has too much sodium or high blood.
So all right, so now you have to go with
a low salt. I felt bad. I tasted that awful
and made it for him, and I'm like, oh, this
is now. Was he uh?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Was he complaining or was he like, oh this is good?
Or did he did he cheat and go give me
a piece of the good stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
No, he didn't know. No, he did not have. I
just kept first of all, that one did not cook right.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was dry as hell, his specific breath, unflavored, dry turkey.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But that's what he that's what he can have. Jeffrey,
What did you do for Thanksgiving? Thursday?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We went over to my daughter's boyfriend's uncle house, his
house and Maria.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
For Thanksgiving. Friday, we visited my dad. Oh, all right,
how's he there? He's doing, he's good. We went through
a bunch of old pictures.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
We saw pictures of you know, my grandfather and his
sister's on his old boat that he had way back when.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
And who else was over there? Just you know, you
know it just me. It was me, my wife and
my son. Okay. And Saturday, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Invited out by I was invited out with a few
to buy a few friends to watch your House State
Michigan game. Oh yeah, a little bar out in east
like my friend Maria, her her and her husband invited
me out because they were out with their kids.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
And how do you know, Maria.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Iuched a friend of mine Facebook friend listener.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
We'll just say friend of mine on the Gram.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That means listener.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Well, yeah, most people who know I was.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I was hanging out with her, her husband with her
husband was there, their kids, and they invited me to
have a good time to watch a hostage game.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Craig says he saw Jeffrey at a bar called Crowley's
in East Smashburger in Ohio. I tried one. Yeah, yeah,
And I'm telling you I mean yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I mean she's the video I Holly make them and
has sauce that he put on it. It's got a
zing to it. It was really good. I think this
might actually be Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
I don't know about a smash Burger, but he smashed himself.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I believe. Here is a picture of Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
No not this.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Was this sent This is Eustons or him sitting in
the bar.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Oh I sent there?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It is is that a parent underwhere you have on
your head?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Actually it's a T shirt. It's Captain Morgan T shirt.
He's he's Uh, I guess she's kind of wrapped around
my head like a bandano.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Okay, yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I
have an email that says that you looked wasted.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I wasn't wasted. I was just watching the game and
I was like trying to carry on a conversation right there.
I was like, that was like, my little You're not wasted.
That's your normal life. This is just your normal going
out every day.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Look, no, I know its seriously, I would not waste.
If I was wasted out, I'd be out like a light.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Here's somebody this says he was with a big group
of people.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's correct.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I did notice Jeffrey seemed loaded exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
No, I wasn't loaded. Nice try dude, you weren't loaded. No,
it's just sometimes it's something special expressions I make. But
I wasn't come out. I mean, I had how much
did you have to drink? I had two beers, two
very mild shots and.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
A mild shots. Well we're the shots water.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No one was.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think it was a Lennon drop and the other
I can't remember what the other one when you drop
is pure vodka. That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, well, either way, I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
What the other one was.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You were allowed and you don't even remember, Scott, buddy,
I don't remember what. They never told me what it was.
But either way, I was not low. I was allow.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wouldn't have driven home. Oh so you drove all the
way home after this? Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
But there are four drinks.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Wow, it's not like I had all it all at once,
sitting and you know you did. Did you have multiple sittings?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I had, like I said, two beers, two shots, that
was done, but you said you didn't. I didn't have
one right after the other. I was actually I was
also I also and watching the game. This next thing
is going to require an explanation. Somebody else said, here,
let me see what I can find. This anonymous right,
(28:57):
it's Rover.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I wanted to email in since Jeffrey was out and
about at a bar in East Lake. I've included a
picture and videos. Why were two guys in his car? Well,
here is a video. I'm gonna play this on r
MG TV. This is going to require some sort of
explanation because Jeffrey is not in the car, and this
(29:21):
is his car and they're driving Anne, No, they're taking it.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Well here watch.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Why this second helping Whose car?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Sure they're getting a wash? They're at a car wash.
I don't know who these guys are what.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
And it's it's just like these guys and it says, uh,
getting Jeffrey a car wash, followed by look at how
dirty this bitch is.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
I'm assuming it's the car not this guy. But they
showed the backstat real quick. Yeah, well, Oliver, it looks
oh and they're in the car wash right now. You
can tell, like, so there's just two guys, and it's
two random guys in a car wash in Jeffrey's car.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Sure it's his car?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that that's his car. I would
know this radio. That radio is specific to Jeffrey. I
mean he five hundred to go. They're gonna leave the
windows open. Right, Let's see here, where is the radio there?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
It is?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh, that looks like a five hundred dollars radios.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
That is nice.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What so.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
This does require some sort of explanation. Go, okay, that's
that slid issue. I can give you because I have
my keys right here. I think one of them probably
distracted me the other one trying to find a way.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
To get my keys. Somebody stole your car. Explain it?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, no, because you're interrupted, we're telling you the doc.
My best explanation is and then oh, oh oh, you
drop your keys on the.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
On the ground. And I'm like, I remember where I
parked my car. I parked my car in a.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Specific spot, and when I came out and it was
in a different spot. It was back in a different spot,
and I thought maybe someone I'd be like, I, what
did you think? Either somebody saw that my car was
was you know, was probably gonna get towed, and wanted
to move it to a regular parkts because every spot
when I got.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
There was all taken. How would they do that?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Okay, so somebody goes, oh, they're going to tow this car,
let me move it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
How would someone that was my first I had no
idea what these two knuckleheads did.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Wait, what day was this?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
This is Saturday?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Well he's drinking the steal his car.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
So but he's found a way to get my keys
off my waist?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Did you know that?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
When did you When did you figure out that somebody
had taken your car?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I think I saw my car was in a different
parking spot than the one I originalated that might.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Be a little bit of a tip off. Did you
have any idea that they went through the car washed
with it? No, I had no idea until you saw
this video. Thought my car was stolen?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What except it was in the different spot.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And I looked over my love and said, oh it's
a different spot. Thank god, it wasn't stolen.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Nor was it it was stolen.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Actually, you know was stolen.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It was turned.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It was stolen, it was borrowed.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I think the best thing to do now from now
on i'm ever in that environment, put my keys in
either my pocket or right on the front.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Boult look by my hanging.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
From my cloths that loaded.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Don't hang out with people that would steal your car.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I had no ideas what these nuncleheads were gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Took it from your waist because you were wasted.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Funny snittz.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Wait, how did you go to the car not knowing
where your key was? Or you had no idea the
key was stolen from you?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I had no idea because I don't know how the
hell they did it. But see what I think, what
what I believe they did, was they found a way.
They found a way to distract me. So what they
did was they took the keys off the hook. Like
I mean, that's just some sort of direction that seems
pretty easy. Hanging from my belt loop.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I have no idea. My keys are gone.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
All your keys were gone.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
So wait when you go, when you go out to
your car.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, they actually actually he said, oh yeah, Jeffrey, your
keys are on the floor.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I was like what I thought, no until he
was gonna leave.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
They stole the keys, stole the car, radioed them driving
his car.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
And then through the keys in the ground. When they
return and go, Jeffrey, you dropped your keys.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
And I leave.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
He sees his cars in a different parking spot. And
that's weird. You don't think about it all week, and
I'd be thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Did you go back in and go? Did somebody move
my car? I asked, but they all denied it and everything.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
So you asked, hold on, hold that way, waitit okay?
So you went out, Okay, so explain the process. So
somebody says, hey, your keys are on the floor. They
hand you back your keys.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I had I thought maybe the thing came on done.
Don't know what was i't know what was going on.
And then at some point you leave and you leave
the bar, right yeah, and then like I was like,
you go to where your you your.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Car, let's just say hypothetically is to the right. You look,
it's not there. You look around, and then you see
it's over here to the left.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'll asked, did did somebody move my car?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Who did you ask? He went it was anybody that
was in the group.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
But they all like no, so okay, so did you
go back inside or did everyone back inside?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And they asked, you know, and somebody was at that point,
I don't know what the hell happened.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
That's the best explanation I can give.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Only thing, only only thankfully thing was my car wasn't
damage in an accident?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I mean, this is so bizarre. I mean, I call
the police. I would be I mean, I don't know
what I would to be the identity of the two
of these.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Do you remember this?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
These people are like I remember taking these two knuckleheads.
Oh were they in your group or they just grew
up and they were like the next table over. But
they were people that listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Obviously, yeah they knew wo you were.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I mean, this is the balls on these guys and
the very ballsy Yeah, oh my cat.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
To get in Jeffrey's car as balls?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Are they vacuum it out?
Speaker 8 (35:35):
Is the question too, because if you're gonna get your
usually go and use the hose too, right?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is the inside? Is the inside nice cleaner? I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
You mean you have no idea?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
You don't look.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I think they just drow it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It sounds like the individally just drove through the car
wash and am just sounds like in the video like
this a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
The person that emailed Rover, did they say I stole
Jeffrey's car?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
They did? They say they might.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Stay anonymous because they want to protect their asses.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
I don't think they're anonymous.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It is from anonymous, but somebody, oh so they sent
it in the video of themself.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I think they must have sent it in as anonymous.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, or I don't know if maybe they posted and
somebody else saw it and said, what is the.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Car here?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I might have to give you this one. Yeah, this
one all right?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
I sent it hold on to no No Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I sent it to.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
No Normal. I sent that to Snitz.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
You gotta video.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I did not see.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's wow.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
How do you feel, Jeffrey, your car was stolen? Not
care off? Right now?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You can't do anything because taking it a lot better
than I thought you would be.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
You were more upset.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Remember when your son pretended to steal your car, you
were more upset with that.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
But these actual strangers, like if somebody breaks into your
house as honestly vacuum, okay, that's fine to trade off.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Whatever, how do you do the let's see? How do
oh is it?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Send to Charlie. There you go. I just sent this
to you, Charlie because I guess there's a second video.
Oh okay, it's got to be the actual perpetrators to
send this in.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I mean, how long were they joy riding? An hour?
Speaker 8 (37:30):
An hour at least, right, fifteen minutes to the car wash,
fifteen minutes back, whatever they're doing in between.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
How did know he was going to leave? If he's
there watching the game, if you're there making.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
The middle of stuff, rolls my mind. That's crazy. And
you had no idea until you saw this video. You
had no idea that this.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Idea what I thought. I thought he was going to
have an explanation.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
I thought he knew, or I thought he let these
guys take his car, I'd call.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The police, like, that's not funny. You can't steal.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I gotta have their name. I gotta have their names,
and which I didn't get. You know, they probably gave
me a false name or something, so I don't know.
I don't know what the police would have been able
to do because they have my keys. That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
The plice would assume, Oh, yeah, I gave them permission, which.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I didn't do, but that I don't know. I just
using normal rationale here. That is normal.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He takes your keys, I's still stealing, yes, because when
you said swoopy, but got.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
To prove it though, that's the point.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
There's probably video of it inside the bar, or video
that the people sent in of them.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
You can you can send that to the.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
We'll do it, we'll take care of it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Anything else you want to do it for you.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
If you want to go grocery shopping, you.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Want me to watch your car again, where's his lawyer friend.
She'll message him and she'll take it to someone. Oh
my god, what would you do if somebody stole your car?
The well, I would first be a little suspicious knowing
that the car was moved.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yeah, Like I wouldn't leave that bar until I determined
what's going on, right, Yes, but Jeffer's like, oh I
thought maybe somebody moved the car like it because it
was going to get towed. Well, how would they move
your car without your knowledge? How would they do that?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Find a way to distract me? Get my keys at boom?
So you think so your car was going to be towed.
Your your theory was that your car was going to
do and you thought that instead of coming in and
telling you, hey, your car is about to be towed
going out there, instead they came in, they distracted you,
stole your keys, move the car for you, then came
(39:46):
back in and gave you your keys back.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
That was your.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Parking lot.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Wow, I would never think my cars because like I
had to make.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
My own parking spot in the parking lot, oh my god,
because spot was taken.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
But you can't just make your own spot job, it's
just it's just parks wherever.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, I love it. Wow, this is crazy. I mean,
this is this is like the Jeffrey of old.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
He's back to his old ways and God blessed Maria
or whatever Maria, thank you for taking Jeffrey as when
we talk.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
About this, something's not adding up.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I bet it wasn't stolen.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I bet for some reason, these guys asked Jeffrey for
his keys, got his keys, didn't They went out and
got him a car washed for some reason other than
that stealing some stealing some of these car is a
whole other level. And then filming it, and then it's
just sending it.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Then sending it. Did they fill you up with guests?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I have no ideas, and you're taking it a lot
better than I thought you would, just hearing, oh my
car was stolen.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
If I if I saw this and go, what the
Oh my god? I just I just know doing avoid
these two a holes? Now you don't know them? How
old you ever? Oh? I got they're right there in
the video, But I never got your names.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
But so you're hanging out with them all night?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You didn't?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Okay, well you know the girl's name. Something something's off
about this. I think Jeffery is aware of that. I
was never aware of this until I saw this video.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Did the girl that you went to hang out with
she knows them?
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I don't know if she knows them or not.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
You didn't ask her who these guys are.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
No, they were just they just seemed like they just
they seemed like just like people that listen to the show.
And he saw me walk in and they said hi,
blah blah blah, And I had to make small talks.
I want to make you have a good interaction with
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
You don't have to give them your car. Point, Charlie,
here's the here's the rest of the video. All can
Jeffrey jeff Oh my god, I don't even want to
move it back. Getting Jeffrey car wash?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
This freaking help?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, that's good. Okay, Well they got him a car wash.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Could uh they get the windshield fix?
Speaker 7 (42:30):
No, what if they committed a crime besides stealing the
car while driving that car? What if they h hit
and run rob a bank? I guess banks are closed
that day, but you know, maybe rab Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, I don't know, it is. I don't know what
the lawleys would have been.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I think we're more shocked and upset than he is.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Like upset, he does not care. It's weird, like he
gets so upset. He just stormed out of the studio
like a week or two ago, last week or whatever.
O god, god knows what he was getting. He's more
upset that you asked him a question while he was
telling that story, like you were interrupting him. Then he
is that two guys took his car for a joy ride.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They stroll his car.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
He doesn't care, He does not care. If your house's
on there, Yeah, in my house, even know where I live.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So that's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Maybe they maybe they maybe they made a maybe they
made a copy of your house key. Maybe they going
to come in and rearrange your furniture as a practical joke.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
And make the bed. Yeah, yeah, whatever, I make my
bed every day. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Oh, I think that's a new low.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
For How long were you there? That's just how long
were you at this bar?
Speaker 9 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
What times you arrive? I got there right in the
middle of the first quarter? What time was there? Game
started at noon? Noon?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, he was there till the two minute warning when
it was obvious that there the house.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
They was gonna win.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
So what does that twelve to three?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, you can see here when this person, Oh was
there a time?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Well, you can see when they got this off of
this is that one forty five off of snapchat or whatever?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
That is?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
That is correct.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
So they took them early, pretty much right after he
got there. They were already plotting and planning. Well, no,
because it's half way through. If he got there at noon, right, No,
he got there in the afternoon. He got there probably
about twelve, and he did walk back in and go,
why is my car move?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
I don't but I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Definitely said to himself, Yeah, did you go back in
and go why was my car move? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I go out?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Didn't I asked? I asked, right, hey, why is my
car moved?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What does anybody say? Nobodys that anything? You just announced
it into the middle of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Should guy should have got on the PA say hey,
who'd asked moved my car? That's what I should have done.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Who when he went in, I was talking to Marine,
her husband, I'll say, hey, anybody moved my car already?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Like out you walk out? You see your car? Charlie.
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I know I'm trying to understand because don't.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
You get well, now we're trying to get We're trying
to get it because if Charlie, if I was sitting
in a bar and Charlie left, and Charlie came back
into the bar and he goes, did you move my car?
I would go no. When he goes, somebody moved my car,
I would then get up and go I would go
out there with him and go.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
To show you car was over here, yea, and now
it's over there.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
Or I might take your keys away and go she's
too much to drink, Charliet like.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
So they don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
They just.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
They don't say anything. I mean, needs to tease two knuckleheads. Well,
so you asked those two guys.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I just I just wasn't really in the move to
press the man.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
Wait, I asked you, So you asked those two guys.
These are the same guys that gave you your keys back, right, Yeah,
I go, because and then and then how long after
that did you After they give you your keys, they go, hey,
your keys were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
How long after that?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I stayed a little bit, Like I said, I stayed
until about the two minute warning.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
And then we all left. Then. Yeah, but I don't
know what time they give you your keys, So it
was I don't know. I don't know either.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
Was it half an hour an hour roughly. But it
wasn't like a minute or two. It was it was
I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't really paying attention to
what was going on, so I couldn't really tell you.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Did they buy you a drink?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
One of them got me a shot? Did they shots? No,
they ain't roofing me. If I was, i'd be like this.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
So the guys that stole his car, got him drunk,
took his keys.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh man, this is something else.
Speaker 8 (46:43):
One guy goes in hugs Jeffrey Roll starts shaking him,
hugging Hi, while the other guy's taking the keys.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Right, Okay, okay, how would you? Okay, let me come
in here a second. Let me see, let me I
I want to see. I got to see this just
like so you were sh at the bar, or at
a table.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
From this picture it looks like a table, he said, table,
and they were at the table next to him.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
High top table or was it?
Speaker 5 (47:09):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Okay, so sit over here on that on that chair,
that's a high top chair. Okay, you got your keys
on this be loop on that belt loop. Okay, all right,
I'm gonna try and steal your keys.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Let me see here. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Wait, yeah, all right, I there. So how does it look?
Are they sticking out? It looks just like a they're
on a carab bean? Or is that how you say that?
They're dangling off of his belt loop?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Here? Turn to the uh which you can't turn to.
Turn to that camera.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Here you go, because they're on the back belt loop.
They're not in the front.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
You see his keys right there? Oh yeah, okay, so
if he's on a stool, yeah, they're on the side, yeah,
right to his left side. So somebody must have been
talking to him. I guess how could I mean this is?
Do you feel that at all? I'm now you'd have
to use two hands to do this. By the way, Jeffer,
do you feel it and he'd be distracted with the game?
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You don't feel it?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Now? Do you feel it and.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
He's paying attention right now?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Did you feel that?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
When I didn't feel because I was too distracted talking
to the other person.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
So then I then then at some point, when I
got my keys back, I moved him here to your front, Yeah,
to my front. Now you need to bring the fanny
pack back. You can't hear me? He needs to get
that fanny pack, going get it to me from the rear.
Did that to please you? Get to give it to
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you in the rear.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Today?
Speaker 3 (48:53):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
I'm glad you're mad at us, but not at the
two guys that saw your car.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Stool guy walk, Yes, wow, okay.
Speaker 8 (49:02):
He's more upset at that than the guy's stealing his car.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
All right, Well, it's uh, it's an interesting wow, interesting
maneuver there.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
All right, I take away our.
Speaker 6 (49:14):
Number is eight sixty six yo rover eight sixty six
nine sixty seven six eight three seven.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
Jim says, I'll bet.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
That they looked at Jeffrey's car registration.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Which has his address on it.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Then they went to home depot, made a copy of
his house key, and they're going to pay him a
visit later.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Oh, I would change my key, my lock. I would
change the lock of my house.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Do you think I have to get my laylord's permission
for them?
Speaker 5 (49:45):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
I give him an extra key to say someone stole
my keys. The listener stole my keys. Here you go,
here's the key to the apartment.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
He'll never do that.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
No, I don't think they've made a copy of his key.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Comar, although who would think that somebody's gonna car Yeah,
all right, I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
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Shizzy is coming up in just a moment the nouns
what are you him?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
On the way Diana Bell announces performers for the Super
Bowl pregame, and I will give you what's going to
be happening that day.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Also, there was a match shooting that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
And finally, Oxford University Press they chose their word slash
phrase of the Year. I'll tell you what it is next,
something that I think I'm pretty good at.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hmm, all right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Jake in Pennsylvania and Ron Rover's Morning Glory, Your morning, Jake, good.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Morning, we're over. Hey, Hey, I just wanted to ask
Dougie what Why is it so awful.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That Rover says that Ariana Grande.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
That she she's looking sickly. You know, the little girls
look up to her. Why is that such a problem?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Because who is Rover to analyze what other people are
going through?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Maybe she's going through some kind of How are.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
You to tell?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Who are you to say his wife is at an
unhealthy Wait?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Who?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
People don't look up to?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Have you? People look up to Rover's wife, Sam statues.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Nobody knows my what the world?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yes, yes, she is very important to society.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I got to work for you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do better?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I appreciate that now.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Cemeterian X wanted me to he was the one that
sent in that picture of you, and he wanted specifically
for me to tell you that it was him that
sent that in, and he sent in another photo of you.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
No, you're laughing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Let's hold on, Let's give all the fat photos of Dougie,
bring it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well this one.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I saw this, Charlie. No, I'm not looking to be saved.
I'm looking at I saw this picture, and I go,
did he use this?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Guy?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Might have used AI or something too. I'm serious, I go,
he might have used AI to make this look worse.
I sent the picture to Snitzer.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Can't wait, hold on, It takes a while to download
because it's so big. Oh no, uh doue is that
for real? That can't be for real? Is that real?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Or is that Ai.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, that's me.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I was so it makes it look like I have
no neck and a hundred chins.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, that's me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I guess it's like, you know, like when you see
if you have a puppy and you see that puppy
every day and it grows into a dog, you don't
realize how how big the dog is getting.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
If somebody they see your puppy and then two months
later they come back, they go, whoa, we really grew.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
He said a child. I wouldn't have instantly went to dog, well,
female dog a bitch. Okay, if you want to get
specific about it, snitch. That's what was in my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Do you know how many listeners when they meet me, now,
that's something they say to me, you're much smaller than
I thought you would be in real life. Oh yeah,
and I'm like height or the thickness. I really And
most of the time I'd be like, I don't mean
it like that. You know, they back up. I don't
(03:47):
think they're they're trying to offend me by any means,
but I've had many people say that to me.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
A lot smaller than the camera adds.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Exactly right in my case, he's thirty five pounds. Uh,
here is something before we get to the news.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
It took me a minute to even figure out what
I was looking at with this, And I believe, I'm
not entirely sure, but I believe that this picture from
the back is a pig.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
At first I thought it was a naked person. But
this is to.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Our our boss, the main boss here. What's his name, Jeffrey?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Uh, well you have well, you mean the big boss, ye.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Keith Hodgkiss. Now you may not know this, but his
legal name is not actually Keith, but he has here.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
This is just perplexing. Sorry, give me a minute to
soak this all in. But he's a sucker for I
think this is what happened. He must have bought something online,
some clothing he buys. He scrolls through Instagram or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And you know how like Instagram is just filled with uh,
clothing ads, Like they're like, oh, look at these stretches.
They look like cargo pants, but they stretch out three feet.
You know, Like there's always like I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
This close to buying those pants, by the way, the
cargo pants. They're like these are sweatpant jeans that she
does that.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
She goes, look at these are so goode stretchy cargo pants.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
How are going to make me look fifteen years younger? Anyway?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
So he gets here is a catalog that was sent
to our main boss here and it says it's for
the master bathroom of one Keith Hotchkiss. And here's the
back cover of this. It's it's a what is this?
It's two people as a man and a woman. The
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woman is like in lingerie underwear whatever, and the guy
is in like velure box or briefs or something with
a pigs ass. They're bent over just like the pig.
And then you see a pig's ass. Now isn't that bizarre?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, well so then I go, okay, well what is this?
And then the cover of it is this, and it's a.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
It's a woman wearing underwear with chaps on and you're
looking right through her legs.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
That's a girl or guy.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's a girl.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
And then that is a guy standing on top of
a horse in the background in his underwear.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I go, so what is this?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Start flipping through?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, let me get to this one particular.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Here you go, there might have been a shirk tank.
Here it is magazine, know that the brand.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
There's this one here.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
This is a guy sitting on the toilet taking a
dump with a Playboy magazine and it says Grandpa was wrong.
You can have a soft taint and be a cowboy.
So that's what my grandpa always told me, that impossibly
you couldn't do both. You to pick one or the other.
But they're saying that's the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You can.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yes, you no longer have to choose between being a
manly cowboy and having a soft taint.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now this brand, I actually I own a pair of
their boxers.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Really, why do you say this shynesty is it's their
whole gimmick where the first I saw them was ball hammock.
They'll ball hammock.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah, thanks, that's what it says there. It says, thanks
to luxuriously soft ball hammock pouch underwe.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
It's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's a there's just a pouch that separates your balls
from your taint, and it's I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Why you need it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I thought I bought it going this maybe maybe this
is what I've been missing in my life. And then
instead your balls are just kind of slowly strangled all day.
I don't understand. I don't understand why that's a good thing.
Tavy balls separate. I just bought some uh underwear that
has a pouch. Yeah, kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
It's I think the brand is what is it beneath,
but it's spelled in a weird way or something. And
I did this because I kept I my underwear drawer
kept going down and down and down. I got down
to two pair of underwear, and just two pair of
(08:50):
underwear because they kept I've had these these I have
these boxer briefs for I'm sure years, three four years.
This seems every time I go to like put them on,
it just rips the seam a little bit, and so
like they're just literally coming apart, or I'm just getting
so fat that I'm literally bursting up. And uh so
(09:12):
I go and my wife will yell at me, you
don't need any other I'm down to two pair of underwear.
I need underwear.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
She does laundry, but she goes, you don't need you
don't need more than two pairs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I got what.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's insanity.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I bought.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I bought twelve pair of underwear, six for here and
six for Miami, so I can have six pair of underwear.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You're low on undies, you guys. So is she doing
laundry every day? Well, she used to do it every day.
And then I made a comment. She says that I
yelled at her. I didn't yell at her, like she
doesn't say yelled at her. I'd never yell at her.
She said that I told her not to do that,
and I said, I didn't tell you not to do that.
So now she does not. She used to do laundry
(10:00):
every day, but she doesn't do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, I don't understand your underwear situation because you also
shower more than anybody I've ever ever ever met twice
a day, sometimes three, usually twice. Okay, that's two. Well
he doesn't wear a clothes at home. Well, you wake
up nude, right, yes, and then you put on a
pair of underwears start the day, correct, Then you take
a shower.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
When I get home.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yet when you get home, yeah, and then another pair
of underwear I assume, correct, And then you take another shower.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
And then at night I take that underwear off, I
take another shower, and I get into bed.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh, so there's no third NA pair day.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
But that's fine, So I swear to gain. I don't
put on my underwear drawer sometimes and it would be empty.
I go, you can't have that, can't have that? What
if there was an accident, I want you Yeah, it's
the underwear. Yes, that is how I lost one pair
of my underwear. I used to have three, and then
I crap my pants in the garage and now I'm
down to two.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I feel like you should, everbody should have fourteen pairs
of underwear a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
I'm a girl, so I have a hole in tired
drawer of an assortment of styles and colors and everything.
What if she went out of town, Yeah, because she's
doing the laundry every day, so you're having the luxury
of those undies you wore in the morning are being
washed in the afternoon, and they're back in the drawer
by the evening time, so there's always probably a fresh.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
If she went out of town, I would be able.
That is one thing she's asked me. She goes, would
you know how to run the washing machine? I go,
I would know that, I know how to do you
want to do that?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Every day? No, of course not. So that's why you
can just too unnoire.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Well, I would if she went out of town and
she was gone for a week, that would be my
first first thing. I'd get on Amazon to bio underwear.
I have it sent same day delivery or something. Here's
my here's the underwear that you're holding. That the magazine
for Yeah, that's to show you the ball pouch.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, I think I can.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, I don't understand why I bought one pair of
going there must be a good reason for this.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
And it's dumb as hell. Oh that's different than what
I have. So you know that's not that's ball hammock,
it's not even that doesn't even look like a pouch. No,
but you you flop everything all over this Oh I
have an actual pouch.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Uh over right here, right over this area. You flop
everything right right in there. I will say it puts
a contourd it presents nice. So when you're walking around
and you're just wearing that, it's kind of pushing everything
forward so it looks it looks better like you have
more than you do. But other than that, I don't
(12:24):
understand the purpose. It slowly just sucks.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Uh, now here is also Hotskins will be able to
choose what socks he wants. Here is a pair of
these nuts socks and will be able to get them.
He's like a fifty year old dude. But okay, all right,
I do love this. So there's one good thing about
that type of underwear.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I don't need. I just wear ordinary box reef under win.
I don't need any kind of thing to hold my
family very much.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Everything.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You have a fresh pair on.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
The one guy that's two pair of underwear because he
wears one a week. And when Hodgkins comes in, maybe
you can ask him. I'll bet he has his shyness
the underwear on right now. Maybe you could have him
model this for us. Afraid him to come.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I know, thanks, I don't want to. I don't want
to lose the fact I've been here fifteen years to
that type of thing. Huh, Mike, he keeps a pair.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Of underwear in the console of his truck just a
case of emergency.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That is very smart. Sounds silly, but one day he's
going to need that and it's going to be the
greatest day of his life.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, here's someone that says, am I the only guy
that When it comes to the amount of underwear have,
it's almost like a shick. I have about twenty five
fair Well. I I only bought six because I knew
I would get yelled at If I I would have
probably bought twelve to have at home, but she would
have yelled at me.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You don't need that much underwear.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Why don't you tell her?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I want that? Leave me alone?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I know I should have told her I'm the boss,
like I do.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Sometimes it's your can you get into here?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
We go?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Kid? Is dizzy? Rod? Was Moorning Glory?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Louis Mangeone? Is it MANGIONI?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I heard both.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He's the guy that's accused of killing United Healthcare CEO
Brian Thompson. Luigi is due in court today for pre
trial hearings involving key evidence. Defense attorneys say that they're
trying to get evidence thrown out of the trial related
to his arrest in Pennsylvania last Deceummer. His defense team
says that law enforcement violated his Fifth Amendment rights and
(14:34):
illegally searched his property. They want the gun and manifesto
evidence found on his backpack tossed from the case. Mangioni
has pleaded not guilty to a federal and state murder
charges related to the killing of Thompson nearly one year
ago on a midtown Manhattan I.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Mean, it's very obvious. This is one case where you go, Okay,
the guy did it. Yeah, he didn't need the trial.
It's very obvious that this guy is guilty. But all right,
go on.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Four people, including three children, and we're killed over the
weekend and at least eleven others wounded in a mass
shooting at a child's birthday party. Deputies from the country
from the County Sheriff's office responded, it was about six
o'clock at night to reports of gunfire. It was at
a banquet hall, and the victims killed were ages eight, nine.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Fourteen, and twelve. Line, I can't yeah, So they are
asking the public for help.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh, they don't even have the people yet.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
A gunfire erupted inside the banquet hall and the shooting
left eleven others injured. And they are offering a reward
of twenty five thousand dollars for information leading to the
arrest of the suspected shooter or shooters. So Oxford University
Press has named their word slash phrase of the Year.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
It is rage bait. Rage bait is discussed.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Social media is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Described as manipulative tactics used to drive engagement online, with
usage of its increasing threefold in the last twelve months.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
So that is theirs.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
The NFL has dropped the lineup for the Super Bowl
pregame performances. Brandy Carlisle will sing America the Beautiful, Charlie
Poos will tackle the national Anthem, and Coco Jones will
perform Lift every Voice and sing.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's all ahead of the big Black National Anthem.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
By the way, Yeah, Bad Bunny was already announced as
the Super Bowl halftime show performer. The super Bowl takes
place in Santa Clara, California, at Levi Stadium, and that
of course is Sunday, February eighth.
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Speaker 3 (18:01):
There is something I was alerted to just last night.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
As a matter of fact, and I have all sorts
of questions about this.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's very very.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Very strange, very strange scenario, and I'm going to need
an explanation. By the way, how was everyone said Thanksgiving?
You have a good Thanksgiving?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
This?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah we did.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
I didn't do much. We stayed at home and did
our thing. Didn't even what'd you have for dinner? Did
you go over turkey? No, we had the turkey delivered
to us home.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
You are so wrong on so many levels, Martin.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
We we go across the street. We have a tradition.
We just hang out, just the two of us.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
She didn't go see her family on Thanksgiving across the street.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
They probably hate you.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Why do they hate me?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
What do you do that to their daughter?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
They're very weird and strange and very tight knit family.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
And the fact that she didn't even walk the twenties
step to their house to celebrate a major holiday.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
She didn't want to go. She wanted to be there
with her husband, who she adores.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Wait did she sneak over before you woke up?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Because I know she's done that before.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
She usually does that on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you guys hang out or are you down doing
stuff like whatever you're involved in and she's doing her
own thing.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
On your computer?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We hang out? Yeah, we were hanging out. No, I
don't think I was really doing too much on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
You sit in the family room, like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
We lay around in the and they have the fireplace
on it's just the three of us meet her and
the cat, just laying around TV on. Yeah, oh yeah, no, no,
we turned the TV on. I forgot. I ruined Thanksgiving
this year. AS supposed to record the Thanksgiving Day parade
and she likes to watch that, and I forgot to
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record it on YouTube TV, and so we only caught
the last twenty minutes of it, and.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
So I didn't turn it on in the morning. I'm
guessing you weren't over.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We don't.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, we ain't get out of bed until about ten eleven.
We didn't even turn on the TV until we went
to eat at about four o'clock or three thirty or
four thirty, whatever time it was.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
But who delivers a cooked turkey on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
True?
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That's correct. Her dad actually came up and delivered it
right to the front door. Not a whole cook turkey.
They cook the turkey and then they slice off. They'd
do some plates. Yeah, the big big thing a turkey basically. Yeah,
And you didn't invite them in. He just leaves it them.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I did not see them on the port. I was
probably on the toilet or something. I don't know where
I was.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
He's just leave it on the ground. Or no, he
probably gave it to her. You can't leave that on
the ground, bugs or whatever. Anyways, if you think that's weird,
wait till you see what another staff member was up
to over the Thanksgiving break. We'll be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Hang up a shoe so filthy you'll think somebody would diarrhea.
Mouth is whispering in your ears. I know how to
brush my goddamn teeth. DC's Rovers Morning Glory, Slanser, What
did you do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
I just had the family over. My son drove in
from DC. That was you know, that's a yeah, you
guys cook a turkey? No, no, no, we had we
went to a restaurant headed catered, or we bought it
at a restaurant Headache cater. They had a Thanksgiving thing
for you know, a few hundred dollars whatever the hell
it was.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
So you you're saying you brought it to your house?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, and then heated it up, said.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Christmaal, want I buy you? What do you do for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 8 (21:52):
I went to my mom's house and we all make
a few dishes to contribute, and then had to drive
home in that huge snowstorm.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It took us two hours to get home.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Thank gosh, Skinny is an amazing I was driving since
it's my mom's house, I'll drive the link there. And
he's the best co pilot I could have ever asked for.
Because we were going so slow and hundreds of cars
on the road, everybody's slipping and sliding everywhere. There were
points that I was riding with my hazards onto no visibility.
(22:26):
I'm off on the shoulder. I'm just I am zig
zag and we are doing the best we can to
make it home.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're yeah, that blows my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
He was so cool, calm and collected the whole time.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
That I get a car with my wife driving through
a snowstorm. I'd be like, you gotta pull over. Me
drive the time we got home.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Because I did ask him at one point, are you nervous?
And he says, you're Everything is okay, You're doing good.
And we got home.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
He goes, yeah, I was hella nervous the whole entire time.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hooking up hotels.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
I guess on where could we get off and just
stay somewhere do that off. It was not risk it, yeah,
But other than that, we just stayed at home and
chilled out.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Charlie, what about you? What were you big? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Just cooked a bunch of food and then brought over
to my mom's.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's really it.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Who's over there? The mom, mom, dad, uncle, brother, uncle
Mike was there. Uh, you smoke the turkey, spatchcocked it, brinded.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh, man, smash this thing down.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Said, oh, you're gonna break its bones. And then I
even cut out the breastbone this time. So we're supposed
to just cut out the backbone, step further cut out
the breastplate, basically making the middle completely boneless.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So you had like a turkey steak that you could
essentially in the middle. You could just cut it a
lot easier. You can just cut it and uh, basically
did that. Here it is. Here's here's the bird.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And an extra and an extra breast, A low salt
breast on brind low salt. Did somebody need some people
need low salt. We're getting these special diets now, different people.
I'm sure some good gluten allergy soon so stuffing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
But yeah, somebody has too much sodium or high blood.
So all right, so now you have to go with
a low salt. I felt bad. I tasted that awful
and made it for him, and I'm like, oh, this
is now. Was he uh?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Was he complaining or was he like, oh this is good?
Or did he did he cheat and go give me
a piece of the good stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
No, he didn't know. No, he did not have. I
just kept first of all, that one did not cook right.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It was dry as hell, his specific breath, unflavored, dry turkey.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But that's what he that's what he can have. Jeffrey,
What did you do for Thanksgiving? Thursday?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We went over to my daughter's boyfriend's uncle house, his
house and Maria.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
For Thanksgiving. Friday, we visited my dad. Oh, all right,
how's he there? He's doing, he's good. We went through
a bunch of old pictures.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
We saw pictures of you know, my grandfather and his
sister's on his old boat that he had way back when.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
And who else was over there? Just you know, you
know it just me. It was me, my wife and
my son. Okay. And Saturday, I was.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Invited out by I was invited out with a few
to buy a few friends to watch your House State
Michigan game. Oh yeah, a little bar out in east
like my friend Maria, her her and her husband invited
me out because they were out with their kids.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
And how do you know, Maria.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
Iuched a friend of mine Facebook friend listener.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
We'll just say friend of mine on the Gram.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
That means listener.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Well, yeah, most people who know I was.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I was hanging out with her, her husband with her
husband was there, their kids, and they invited me to
have a good time to watch a hostage game.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Craig says he saw Jeffrey at a bar called Crowley's
in East Smashburger in Ohio. I tried one. Yeah, yeah,
And I'm telling you I mean yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I mean she's the video I Holly make them and
has sauce that he put on it. It's got a
zing to it. It was really good. I think this
might actually be Jeffrey.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
I don't know about a smash Burger, but he smashed himself.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I believe. Here is a picture of Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
No not this.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Was this sent This is Eustons or him sitting in
the bar.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Oh I sent there?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It is is that a parent underwhere you have on
your head?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Actually it's a T shirt. It's Captain Morgan T shirt.
He's he's Uh, I guess she's kind of wrapped around
my head like a bandano.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Okay, yeah, I don't know what's going on, but I
have an email that says that you looked wasted.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I wasn't wasted. I was just watching the game and
I was like trying to carry on a conversation right there.
I was like, that was like, my little You're not wasted.
That's your normal life. This is just your normal going
out every day.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Look, no, I know its seriously, I would not waste.
If I was wasted out, I'd be out like a light.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Here's somebody this says he was with a big group
of people.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's correct.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I did notice Jeffrey seemed loaded exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
No, I wasn't loaded. Nice try dude, you weren't loaded. No,
it's just sometimes it's something special expressions I make. But
I wasn't come out. I mean, I had how much
did you have to drink? I had two beers, two
very mild shots and.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
A mild shots. Well we're the shots water.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
No one was.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think it was a Lennon drop and the other
I can't remember what the other one when you drop
is pure vodka. That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, well, either way, I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
What the other one was.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You were allowed and you don't even remember, Scott, buddy,
I don't remember what. They never told me what it was.
But either way, I was not low. I was allow.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wouldn't have driven home. Oh so you drove all the
way home after this? Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
But there are four drinks.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
Wow, it's not like I had all it all at once,
sitting and you know you did. Did you have multiple sittings?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I had, like I said, two beers, two shots, that
was done, but you said you didn't. I didn't have
one right after the other. I was actually I was
also I also and watching the game. This next thing
is going to require an explanation. Somebody else said, here,
let me see what I can find. This anonymous right,
(28:57):
it's Rover.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I wanted to email in since Jeffrey was out and
about at a bar in East Lake. I've included a
picture and videos. Why were two guys in his car? Well,
here is a video. I'm gonna play this on r
MG TV. This is going to require some sort of
explanation because Jeffrey is not in the car, and this
(29:21):
is his car and they're driving Anne, No, they're taking it.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Well here watch.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Why this second helping Whose car?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Sure they're getting a wash? They're at a car wash.
I don't know who these guys are what.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
And it's it's just like these guys and it says, uh,
getting Jeffrey a car wash, followed by look at how
dirty this bitch is.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
I'm assuming it's the car not this guy. But they
showed the backstat real quick. Yeah, well, Oliver, it looks
oh and they're in the car wash right now. You
can tell, like, so there's just two guys, and it's
two random guys in a car wash in Jeffrey's car.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Sure it's his car?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that that's his car. I would
know this radio. That radio is specific to Jeffrey. I
mean he five hundred to go. They're gonna leave the
windows open. Right, Let's see here, where is the radio there?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
It is?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh, that looks like a five hundred dollars radios.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
That is nice.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What so.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
This does require some sort of explanation. Go, okay, that's
that slid issue. I can give you because I have
my keys right here. I think one of them probably
distracted me the other one trying to find a way.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
To get my keys. Somebody stole your car. Explain it?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, no, because you're interrupted, we're telling you the doc.
My best explanation is and then oh, oh oh, you
drop your keys on the.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
On the ground. And I'm like, I remember where I
parked my car. I parked my car in a.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Specific spot, and when I came out and it was
in a different spot. It was back in a different spot,
and I thought maybe someone I'd be like, I, what
did you think? Either somebody saw that my car was
was you know, was probably gonna get towed, and wanted
to move it to a regular parkts because every spot
when I got.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
There was all taken. How would they do that?
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Okay, so somebody goes, oh, they're going to tow this car,
let me move it.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
How would someone that was my first I had no
idea what these two knuckleheads did.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Wait, what day was this?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
This is Saturday?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Well he's drinking the steal his car.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
So but he's found a way to get my keys
off my waist?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Did you know that?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
When did you When did you figure out that somebody
had taken your car?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I think I saw my car was in a different
parking spot than the one I originalated that might.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Be a little bit of a tip off. Did you
have any idea that they went through the car washed
with it? No, I had no idea until you saw
this video. Thought my car was stolen?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What except it was in the different spot.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And I looked over my love and said, oh it's
a different spot. Thank god, it wasn't stolen.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Nor was it it was stolen.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Actually, you know was stolen.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It was turned.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It was stolen, it was borrowed.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I think the best thing to do now from now
on i'm ever in that environment, put my keys in
either my pocket or right on the front.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Boult look by my hanging.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
From my cloths that loaded.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Don't hang out with people that would steal your car.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I had no ideas what these nuncleheads were gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Took it from your waist because you were wasted.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Funny snittz.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Wait, how did you go to the car not knowing
where your key was? Or you had no idea the
key was stolen from you?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I had no idea because I don't know how the
hell they did it. But see what I think, what
what I believe they did, was they found a way.
They found a way to distract me. So what they
did was they took the keys off the hook. Like
I mean, that's just some sort of direction that seems
pretty easy. Hanging from my belt loop.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I have no idea. My keys are gone.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
All your keys were gone.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
So wait when you go, when you go out to
your car.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
No, they actually actually he said, oh yeah, Jeffrey, your
keys are on the floor.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I was like what I thought, no until he
was gonna leave.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
They stole the keys, stole the car, radioed them driving
his car.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
And then through the keys in the ground. When they
return and go, Jeffrey, you dropped your keys.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
And I leave.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
He sees his cars in a different parking spot. And
that's weird. You don't think about it all week, and
I'd be thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Did you go back in and go? Did somebody move
my car? I asked, but they all denied it and everything.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
So you asked, hold on, hold that way, waitit okay?
So you went out, Okay, so explain the process. So
somebody says, hey, your keys are on the floor. They
hand you back your keys.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I had I thought maybe the thing came on done.
Don't know what was i't know what was going on.
And then at some point you leave and you leave
the bar, right yeah, and then like I was like,
you go to where your you your.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Car, let's just say hypothetically is to the right. You look,
it's not there. You look around, and then you see
it's over here to the left.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'll asked, did did somebody move my car?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Who did you ask? He went it was anybody that
was in the group.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
But they all like no, so okay, so did you
go back inside or did everyone back inside?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And they asked, you know, and somebody was at that point,
I don't know what the hell happened.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
That's the best explanation I can give.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Only thing, only only thankfully thing was my car wasn't
damage in an accident?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I mean, this is so bizarre. I mean, I call
the police. I would be I mean, I don't know
what I would to be the identity of the two
of these.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Do you remember this?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
These people are like I remember taking these two knuckleheads.
Oh were they in your group or they just grew
up and they were like the next table over. But
they were people that listened to the show.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Obviously, yeah they knew wo you were.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I mean, this is the balls on these guys and
the very ballsy Yeah, oh my cat.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
To get in Jeffrey's car as balls?
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Are they vacuum it out?
Speaker 8 (35:35):
Is the question too, because if you're gonna get your
usually go and use the hose too, right?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is the inside? Is the inside nice cleaner? I have
no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
You mean you have no idea?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
You don't look.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I think they just drow it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
It sounds like the individally just drove through the car
wash and am just sounds like in the video like
this a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
The person that emailed Rover, did they say I stole
Jeffrey's car?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
They did? They say they might.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Stay anonymous because they want to protect their asses.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
I don't think they're anonymous.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
It is from anonymous, but somebody, oh so they sent
it in the video of themself.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I think they must have sent it in as anonymous.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, or I don't know if maybe they posted and
somebody else saw it and said, what is the.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Car here?
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I might have to give you this one. Yeah, this
one all right?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
I sent it hold on to no No Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I sent it to.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
No Normal. I sent that to Snitz.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
You gotta video.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I did not see.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's wow.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
How do you feel, Jeffrey, your car was stolen? Not
care off? Right now?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
You can't do anything because taking it a lot better
than I thought you would be.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
You were more upset.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Remember when your son pretended to steal your car, you
were more upset with that.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
But these actual strangers, like if somebody breaks into your
house as honestly vacuum, okay, that's fine to trade off.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Whatever, how do you do the let's see? How do
oh is it?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Send to Charlie. There you go. I just sent this
to you, Charlie because I guess there's a second video.
Oh okay, it's got to be the actual perpetrators to
send this in.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I mean, how long were they joy riding? An hour?
Speaker 8 (37:30):
An hour at least, right, fifteen minutes to the car wash,
fifteen minutes back, whatever they're doing in between.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
How did know he was going to leave? If he's
there watching the game, if you're there making.
Speaker 6 (37:42):
The middle of stuff, rolls my mind. That's crazy. And
you had no idea until you saw this video. You
had no idea that this.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Idea what I thought. I thought he was going to
have an explanation.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
I thought he knew, or I thought he let these
guys take his car, I'd call.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
The police, like, that's not funny. You can't steal.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I gotta have their name. I gotta have their names,
and which I didn't get. You know, they probably gave
me a false name or something, so I don't know.
I don't know what the police would have been able
to do because they have my keys. That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
The plice would assume, Oh, yeah, I gave them permission, which.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I didn't do, but that I don't know. I just
using normal rationale here. That is normal.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He takes your keys, I's still stealing, yes, because when
you said swoopy, but got.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
To prove it though, that's the point.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
There's probably video of it inside the bar, or video
that the people sent in of them.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
You can you can send that to the.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
We'll do it, we'll take care of it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Anything else you want to do it for you.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
If you want to go grocery shopping, you.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Want me to watch your car again, where's his lawyer friend.
She'll message him and she'll take it to someone. Oh
my god, what would you do if somebody stole your car?
The well, I would first be a little suspicious knowing
that the car was moved.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yeah, Like I wouldn't leave that bar until I determined
what's going on, right, Yes, but Jeffer's like, oh I
thought maybe somebody moved the car like it because it
was going to get towed. Well, how would they move
your car without your knowledge? How would they do that?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Find a way to distract me? Get my keys at boom?
So you think so your car was going to be towed.
Your your theory was that your car was going to
do and you thought that instead of coming in and
telling you, hey, your car is about to be towed
going out there, instead they came in, they distracted you,
stole your keys, move the car for you, then came
(39:46):
back in and gave you your keys back.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
That was your.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Parking lot.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Wow, I would never think my cars because like I
had to make.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
My own parking spot in the parking lot, oh my god,
because spot was taken.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
But you can't just make your own spot job, it's
just it's just parks wherever.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, I love it. Wow, this is crazy. I mean,
this is this is like the Jeffrey of old.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
He's back to his old ways and God blessed Maria
or whatever Maria, thank you for taking Jeffrey as when
we talk.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
About this, something's not adding up.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I bet it wasn't stolen.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I bet for some reason, these guys asked Jeffrey for
his keys, got his keys, didn't They went out and
got him a car washed for some reason other than
that stealing some stealing some of these car is a
whole other level. And then filming it, and then it's
just sending it.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Then sending it. Did they fill you up with guests?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I have no ideas, and you're taking it a lot
better than I thought you would, just hearing, oh my
car was stolen.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
If I if I saw this and go, what the
Oh my god? I just I just know doing avoid
these two a holes? Now you don't know them? How
old you ever? Oh? I got they're right there in
the video, But I never got your names.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
But so you're hanging out with them all night?
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You didn't?
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Okay, well you know the girl's name. Something something's off
about this. I think Jeffery is aware of that. I
was never aware of this until I saw this video.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Did the girl that you went to hang out with
she knows them?
Speaker 3 (41:25):
I don't know if she knows them or not.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
You didn't ask her who these guys are.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
No, they were just they just seemed like they just
they seemed like just like people that listen to the show.
And he saw me walk in and they said hi,
blah blah blah, And I had to make small talks.
I want to make you have a good interaction with
our listeners.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
You don't have to give them your car. Point, Charlie,
here's the here's the rest of the video. All can
Jeffrey jeff Oh my god, I don't even want to
move it back. Getting Jeffrey car wash?
Speaker 3 (42:08):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
This freaking help?
Speaker 3 (42:15):
All right?
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah, that's good. Okay, Well they got him a car wash.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Could uh they get the windshield fix?
Speaker 7 (42:30):
No, what if they committed a crime besides stealing the
car while driving that car? What if they h hit
and run rob a bank? I guess banks are closed
that day, but you know, maybe rab Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, I don't know, it is. I don't know what
the lawleys would have been.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I think we're more shocked and upset than he is.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Like upset, he does not care. It's weird, like he
gets so upset. He just stormed out of the studio
like a week or two ago, last week or whatever.
O god, god knows what he was getting. He's more
upset that you asked him a question while he was
telling that story, like you were interrupting him. Then he
is that two guys took his car for a joy ride.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They stroll his car.
Speaker 9 (43:15):
He doesn't care, He does not care. If your house's
on there, Yeah, in my house, even know where I live.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
So that's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Maybe they maybe they maybe they made a maybe they
made a copy of your house key. Maybe they going
to come in and rearrange your furniture as a practical joke.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
And make the bed. Yeah, yeah, whatever, I make my
bed every day. Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Oh, I think that's a new low.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
For How long were you there? That's just how long
were you at this bar?
Speaker 9 (43:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:46):
What times you arrive? I got there right in the
middle of the first quarter? What time was there? Game
started at noon? Noon?
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, he was there till the two minute warning when
it was obvious that there the house.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
They was gonna win.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
So what does that twelve to three?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Well, you can see here when this person, Oh was
there a time?
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Well, you can see when they got this off of
this is that one forty five off of snapchat or whatever?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
That is?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
That is correct.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
So they took them early, pretty much right after he
got there. They were already plotting and planning. Well, no,
because it's half way through. If he got there at noon, right, No,
he got there in the afternoon. He got there probably
about twelve, and he did walk back in and go,
why is my car move?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
I don't but I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Definitely said to himself, Yeah, did you go back in
and go why was my car move? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I go out?
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Didn't I asked? I asked, right, hey, why is my
car moved?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What does anybody say? Nobodys that anything? You just announced
it into the middle of the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Should guy should have got on the PA say hey,
who'd asked moved my car? That's what I should have done.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Who when he went in, I was talking to Marine,
her husband, I'll say, hey, anybody moved my car already?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Like out you walk out? You see your car? Charlie.
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I know I'm trying to understand because don't.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
You get well, now we're trying to get We're trying
to get it because if Charlie, if I was sitting
in a bar and Charlie left, and Charlie came back
into the bar and he goes, did you move my car?
I would go no. When he goes, somebody moved my car,
I would then get up and go I would go
out there with him and go.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
To show you car was over here, yea, and now
it's over there.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
Or I might take your keys away and go she's
too much to drink, Charliet like.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
So they don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
They just.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
They don't say anything. I mean, needs to tease two knuckleheads. Well,
so you asked those two guys.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I just I just wasn't really in the move to
press the man.
Speaker 6 (45:48):
Wait, I asked you, So you asked those two guys.
These are the same guys that gave you your keys back, right, Yeah,
I go, because and then and then how long after
that did you After they give you your keys, they go, hey,
your keys were on the floor.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
How long after that?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I stayed a little bit, Like I said, I stayed
until about the two minute warning.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
And then we all left. Then. Yeah, but I don't
know what time they give you your keys, So it
was I don't know. I don't know either.
Speaker 6 (46:12):
Was it half an hour an hour roughly. But it
wasn't like a minute or two. It was it was
I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't really paying attention to
what was going on, so I couldn't really tell you.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Did they buy you a drink?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
One of them got me a shot? Did they shots? No,
they ain't roofing me. If I was, i'd be like this.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
So the guys that stole his car, got him drunk,
took his keys.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
Oh man, this is something else.
Speaker 8 (46:43):
One guy goes in hugs Jeffrey Roll starts shaking him,
hugging Hi, while the other guy's taking the keys.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Right, Okay, okay, how would you? Okay, let me come
in here a second. Let me see, let me I
I want to see. I got to see this just
like so you were sh at the bar, or at
a table.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
From this picture it looks like a table, he said, table,
and they were at the table next to him.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
High top table or was it?
Speaker 5 (47:09):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Okay, so sit over here on that on that chair,
that's a high top chair. Okay, you got your keys
on this be loop on that belt loop. Okay, all right,
I'm gonna try and steal your keys.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Let me see here. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Wait, yeah, all right, I there. So how does it look?
Are they sticking out? It looks just like a they're
on a carab bean? Or is that how you say that?
They're dangling off of his belt loop?
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Here? Turn to the uh which you can't turn to.
Turn to that camera.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Here you go, because they're on the back belt loop.
They're not in the front.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
You see his keys right there? Oh yeah, okay, so
if he's on a stool, yeah, they're on the side, yeah,
right to his left side. So somebody must have been
talking to him. I guess how could I mean this is?
Do you feel that at all? I'm now you'd have
to use two hands to do this. By the way, Jeffer,
do you feel it and he'd be distracted with the game?
(48:15):
You don't feel it?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
Now? Do you feel it and.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
He's paying attention right now?
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Did you feel that?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
When I didn't feel because I was too distracted talking
to the other person.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
So then I then then at some point, when I
got my keys back, I moved him here to your front, Yeah,
to my front. Now you need to bring the fanny
pack back. You can't hear me? He needs to get
that fanny pack, going get it to me from the rear.
Did that to please you? Get to give it to
(48:46):
you in the rear.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Today?
Speaker 3 (48:53):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (48:54):
I'm glad you're mad at us, but not at the
two guys that saw your car.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Stool guy walk, Yes, wow, okay.
Speaker 8 (49:02):
He's more upset at that than the guy's stealing his car.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
All right, Well, it's uh, it's an interesting wow, interesting
maneuver there.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
All right, I take away our.
Speaker 6 (49:14):
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Speaker 3 (49:20):
Jim says, I'll bet.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
That they looked at Jeffrey's car registration.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Which has his address on it.
Speaker 6 (49:29):
Then they went to home depot, made a copy of
his house key, and they're going to pay him a
visit later.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Oh, I would change my key, my lock. I would
change the lock of my house.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Do you think I have to get my laylord's permission
for them?
Speaker 5 (49:45):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
I give him an extra key to say someone stole
my keys. The listener stole my keys. Here you go,
here's the key to the apartment.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
He'll never do that.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
No, I don't think they've made a copy of his key.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Comar, although who would think that somebody's gonna car Yeah,
all right, I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
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Speaker 3 (50:10):
Grab one while you can. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
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