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November 24, 2025 40 mins
Journalist, Ryan Lizza, reveals a raunchy ‘poem’ RFK Jr. allegedly sent his then-fiancée. Felching. A woman went on a fetish site to find someone who would "kill her." Krystle has a kinky fantasy.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Maybe put some headphones on.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome back to rovers Morning, Glory.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We will get to a she doesn't at some point.
What do you have on the way?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Do she an item from the Titanic?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
One of the passengers goes to auction, One of the
passengers goes on it. Not I said an item, you
said one of the passengers.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
One of the items from a passenger on the Titanic, okay,
goes to auction.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I'll tell you what sold and for how much.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Do you want a picture of this Olivia Nuzzy. I
don't know if that's how you actually pronounced her name,
but somebody pointed out that she looked a little bit
like Charlie's girlfriend. There's no resemblance there, I see.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think Tarlie's girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's better looking than Olivia Nausey, I would say, But
she was engaged to.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
This Ryan Lizza. Do you remember Ryan Liza? I don't know.
He's a reporter. I would see him on MSNBC from
time to time.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't know where he actually worked, if he worked there,
if he worked for the Washington Post or whatever. But
his fiance had an affair with RFK Junior. Now, he
of course denies it, but the same fiance. She has
some sort of she has some sort of fascination with

(01:40):
being with the older, powerful men. I guess she had
an affair with Mark Sandford, who was a politician from
South Carolina. I don't know if he was ever governor
or if he was a senator or whatever whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I know, the guy, I don't know what the hell
he was, but she had an affair.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
With him, and this Ryan Liza discovered it, and he
somehow was duped into believing she wouldn't do it again,
and then he ends up finding a going through text
messages on her phone or whatever, finding out that she
was carrying on with RFK Jr.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Now RFK Jr.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is like, no, no, she was obsessed with me, And
there's quite a bit more to the story. His side
of the story isn't adding up. So they were carrying on.
I don't know if they actually had a physical affair
or not or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
But he would write her these.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
X rated poems, I guess, And there's one that I'm
going to pull up here, give me a second.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Here he.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Found out one of the things that he realized was.
He saw a notepad with something written on it and
it says if I It was in her handwriting, and
it said, if I swallowed every drop of water from
the tower above your house, I would still thirst for you.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
She wrote this. Yeah, this is a something that right
for a living. Yes, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
And he goes, hmm, because that's weird. We don't have
a water tower above our house. And then he figures
out I guess. He starts flipping through all of her
stuff and figures out that, uh oh, she's carrying on
with r FK Junior. So our FK had written a poem.

(03:40):
Let me see if I can find it here. You
gotta read. You got to read this poem. This is incredible.
Give me a second to pull this up. I have
so many tabs open over here. He wrote her a poem.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That says m.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
This is written to his fiance by RFK Jr.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
He found this.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
It says, your mouth, your open mouth awaiting my harvest.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me
to encourage you to swallow. Don't spill a drop. That's

(04:33):
what RFK Jr. Was riding back to this chick. I
am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to
flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you,
my love.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
RFK Jr's doing that in his voice too.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
I'm saying this, you are my ca and he's married.
I read a flaw through during all of this. Yes,
an actress, how do you stay with that guy?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Seriously? How do you say?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, she must know that he's up to these kind
of things quite a bit. This isn't his first roudio,
go at it.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't think you. So what's interesting about this is Ryan.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Elizabeth goes on to explain, now, maybe maybe there's a
longer version of this.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Poem because I've been trying to decipher this. Charlie.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
He goes on to explain that this poem is about felching,
and I go, is it not not what I've read?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Jeffrey, can you define felching? I have no bloody dom
de clue what that is, Dougie, do you know what
felching is? No? You don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
No, Charlie, you know what felching is, don't you.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm eighty percent sure I do.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
This was I think an older term from we had
we're you know, our gross terms were, you know, the
Alabama hot pocket or something and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That nobody would actually do a donkey punch or whatever.
Those things where I don't remember. Felching did not come
up a lot.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
But from my understand what I think felching was, I
thought it was more mostly a snowball back to yourself.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
No no, no, no, How does he get back to.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Well, you deposit something and then they spit it back
in your mouth? No, no, And I don't know. Maybe
I guess I don't know what felching is. Felching. Maybe
it's slurping from a certain area.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That's it's it's primarily just for DOUGEI and well just
Chrystal Christmas crystals.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Do you know what felching is?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
I've never even heard this word in my life.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You've never heard of felching. Nope, Snanchy must you're a if.
I if I'm fifty and I know it, I'm maybe
maybe it's a little older term. Maybe you're unaware of this.
Charlie Snitz, are you aware of felching?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I have heard it.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
It's in a different community normally, but I have heard
that they do it in Parma a lot. No type
of community.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh not that kind of community. Oh, different sexual community.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Sounds like something you would do with crack.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
More Lake would actually now think about it. No, No,
it's it's it is. I guess I think the.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Word started with the gay community, as Snitzer is alluding to,
and felching is the felching is like, let's say that
two guys are laughing because he laughing because I'm trying
to figure out how let's say that I'm a gay guy.
All right, let's just doesn't even have to be a

(07:41):
guy on guy. You could be anything, I suppose.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
But let's say that I go to the bank.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Let's say I go to the back door of the
bank and I make a deposit. Okay, Okay, then either
I or somebody else.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Then can you just say snacking on a cream pie.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
When it's the story, it's not really Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
You're making a withdrawal.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Sure, I'm I am now saying I want that deposit back.
I made a mistake, Yes, yes, Okay, I drink that. Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Sometimes a straw can be okay.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
This is what I've heard.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I don't know for sure, reusable straw.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, no paper because I don't want to kill turtles
or whatever. So metal ones. Now, I apparently this could
be done. A straight couple could do this, I guess
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Different.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
So Ryan Lizon goes on to explain that thanks to
RFK Jr. He's now aware of something called felching.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now, that doesn't.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Seem to me that that poem that RFK wrote to
Ryan Lizz's fiance to this woman, that that doesn't sound
like felching.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
That sounds like everyday kind of thing. I'm just gonna
finish here, and.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
That sounds how did he there's more poem may not
releasing where or more poem after where he's ben he's
getting that back?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Well, he said that that poem and many others are
too explicit to print, changed his entire life thanks to
r FK, I am now aware of something called felching,
he says. So does that mean maybe it's a different poem.
Maybe that one is just he wants her to, you know, uh,

(09:57):
drink at the fountain of our FK Junior, so to speak.
But maybe there's another poem where RFK wants to wants
to actually felch because she couldn't do it?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
How could she do it.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
He would have to do it, couldn't right with a
crazy absolutely good point.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
So RFK it wants to make a deposit and then say,
you know what, I want that bag? Let me let
me get a taste of that. Interesting. How do you
look at RFK Jr. In a different light? No, now
you know it's very strange. She's got brain worms. He

(10:38):
had a dead bear, and I mean you go off
a whalehead strapped into the top of his car and
then drove like one hundred miles home with whale juice
dripping into The.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Guy's a weird guy.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
This is exactly not surprised.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
He's he's a culture Well what do you think, Oh,
my fiance is into some weird stuff. If he's sending
her these messages like that, Were they both into these things?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I think that if you're probably this guy has no
idea that his fiance is that kinky, and she's probably
only that kinky with these dudes. She's carrying on affairs
with Mark Sandford RFK Junior, who.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I think she? I think she did.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
She also date Keith Olberman, I think, and they had
some sort of falling out refute or something. I don't
I don't know all about it, but she sounds she
sounds a little crazy at this chick. So RFK is
an alleged felter. All right, that's gross.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Mary. You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning Mary.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
Hey, well, I don't know how to follow.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
That story, but you sound.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Maybe that's why he talks like that full of himself. Sorry,
go ahead, and Mary, okay, okay, hold on, tired, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. I don't know if
it's her, if it's our phones. Yeah, she didn't sound
like that before. Let me talk to Dean and see
if he sounds like this. Dean, are you there? Oh wow, Wait,

(12:23):
this sounds a little bit weird too. Maybe it's something
with our phone systemorrow, Yes, go on, Dean.

Speaker 11 (12:29):
I have the craziest story about that. So this guy
would tell me if I heard a shrimping hu and
it was what you're talking about, And I was like,
what is that? So he told me is his brother
in law was an e m T. And the e
m T answered this this call for cardiac arrest. So

(12:49):
when he got there, the two guys, the guy was
talking to the e m T about what happened. He goes,
but what's shrimping? And he said what he will at
the felching straw. Well, he parted, and the dude went cardiac.
Do you think the felting straw?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I didn't really So that you're talking, so that you
have the who would be the felter and who would
be the Felchi?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Is the felter the one that guy felter? It's the
guy slurping? Yea. I would almost say that that's the felchi,
wouldn't it. No?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Really, no, okay, So the felcher has a throw in
his mouth and the felchi is providing, and the felchi
at that point goes, oh, I feel a little. I
had some U, I had some hibachi last night and
put it put the put the.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Filter in cardiac arrest.

Speaker 11 (13:37):
Sure enough, that's what he told me. I couldn't believe it.
But now these years I'm like, I guess it was Tue.
That's not Tod was messing with me.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
But I wonder if that's true. Could you actually is this, Jeffrey?
Is this possible? You are the master of farting. You
know all things fart related. You can fart on demand.
That say no defense mechanism of yours. Can you actually
induce cardiac arrest if you if you fart and somebody
sucks you fart in through a straw?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don't know. I just fought, okay, all right? Always
mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Is that what they were doing him and Mary Elizabeth
when she farted on him?

Speaker 6 (14:19):
M hm uh.

Speaker 12 (14:22):
No, I was just doing it regular go downtown routine
on her, and all of a sudden she just pluts
one out by accident and.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Kill the mood. That was very oh.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Uh, let's see here, doc, I gotta actually, I have
to take a break.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Okay, I can do a super sized.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Here's somebody that says, oh my god, I worked with
a guy who loved his girlfriend to use a coffee
stir no blow into his unit.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
No, I don't believe that.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
But they do have those sounding rods I know.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
But still okay.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
So she would use the very thin it's like a
little anybody thin straw coffee star and she would put
that in the urethra and blow.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't believe it. That's impossible.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Nobody would get any sort of pleasure from that. That
is something I cannot believe. Wow, I've got to take
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Speaker 3 (16:54):
There's a crazy story I have to tell you. If
somebody sent this to me late I think last time.
I think got Friday, somebody sent to the story. I
don't know how this isn't a bigger story. I've never
heard of such a thing, but I'll tell the tea
in just a minute. Here, let me I still haven't
rebooted our phone system. We're gonna get to that here,

(17:15):
because everyone's everyone sounded like Robert Kennedy's.

Speaker 12 (17:20):
I don't know, is every now and then just thinks
I was just entertained by watching Robert Kennedy test type
war before the Senate and the way he talks.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And everything like that. Oh yeah, I just found it.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
I just found it, you know, just like you know,
he thought he knew everything and he's not even in the.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Medical profession and at all. Why he's the head.

Speaker 12 (17:37):
Of that, the secretary of helping his human services when
he has no medical background. That's just like, for example,
when he appointed Ben Carson to the head housing urban development,
he has no expertise in in.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
In housing or urban development.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
He has a he was a brilliant pediatric neurosurgery, I
think being in charge of helping human services or the
surgeon digital with more suit his medical background.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Robert Kenny has no medical background.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
To begin with. He's a lawyer, though, how how is that?

Speaker 12 (18:09):
How that would how could help shape policy for helping
human services?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
It's fine as.

Speaker 12 (18:14):
He's a lawyer, but you'd want somebody that's that's qualified
in that area. Now it's now repert give been like
fade inspector general because of his law background.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, but you.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
Want to have a chemist sentgary that had that that
the position fits their background.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think that's the fair thing to say. Okay, fair,
fair enough. So there's a tell me, tell me what
you would do in this situation and what should have occurred?
What should law enforcement do. There's a woman thirty two
years old, Sonya Exelby. She's from the United Kingdom, Portsmouth,
United Kingdom, wherever that is, and she went to Florida.

(18:58):
She took a flight to Florida and she's be there
for a while and she had a return flight out
of Gainesville, Florida on October thirteenth, but she never made it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Never made it on that return flight.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
So the authorities in the United Kingdom, they contacted Florida
and they're like, hey, what's going on. Can you help
us look for this girl. Her boyfriend was like the
love of my life is missing. She's struggling with her
mental health. We are terrified for her safety. Well, here's

(19:31):
what she did. She went to Florida to be with
a guy named Dwayne Hall, who she met two years
ago on a fetish website. Okay, you know, people run
off on their boyfriends. They carry on affairs all the time.
Maybe they're into You meet somebody on a fetish site

(19:52):
and they're into something really kinky. You're into something really kinky.
You can't tell that to your boyfriend. So you fly
halfway around the world to live about some kink fantasy
with a guy.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
That you met or whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
He goes a little bit deeper than that. So she
gets to Florida, the fetish site that she met this
guy out. I'm not quite sure exactly what the fetish was,
but her big desire was to She was suicidal. She
wanted to kill a violent She wanted to die a

(20:26):
violent and horrible death.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
So she flew out to Florida to have this guy
kill her. Wait, why does she want to die? Well,
a lot of people are suicidal for whatever reason. I
don't know why.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I'm sure she has some sort of mental illness. Obviously,
it be my guess. So she flies out there to
Florida and she hangs out with this guy to get
an airbnb.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
He's fifty three, she's what did I say, thirty? Two.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I think they get an airbnb. They had sex a
few times. He's not real looker, by the way, this
fifty three year old is not that I mean bad looking.
But so they get this airbnb, they have sex a
few times.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
They did.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Here's the picture of her, Sonia, Sonia whatever her name. Well, yes, uh.
And then the guy do you want to see you
have a picture of him? Snetz, that's what he looks like.
Greasy hair. How come all guys that get in trouble
with the law all have greasy hair?

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Sns bear.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
She just have like, instead of sending ice out the
round people up. Anybody with this long, stringy, greasy ass hair,
we should just round them up because they're going to
be up to no good at some.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Point sooner or later. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
So, so they go to this airbnb, they have sex
a few times, and then surveillance video shows that this
fifty three year old man bought a gun cleaner, rope
and a shovel.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Nearby.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Then she missed that flight, and they they are looking
for the girl and they link her to this fifty
three year old man through her credit card, because he
had taken her credit card and made some transactions on it.
So they go, hey, what's going on, and he goes, yeah, else,

(22:19):
she was suicidal. She want me to kill her, so
I did. They found her body abandoned on the side
of the wherever in the middle of nowhere. He had
stabbed her I think four times and killed her. Now
he says, she wanted this, and I just wanted to

(22:40):
help her out. She did have a well documented history
of desiring to die in a horrible, violent death for
whatever reason. This guy has now been charged with first
degree murder, kidnapping, credit card fraud, and unlawful use of
a communication device. So good they got him on that

(23:03):
charge too, So he was just arrested about a week
ago or whatever it charged about a week ago.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
But some people are saying, hey, wait a second. She
wanted this, She wanted.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
To die a violent death, and in fact, she flew
halfway around the world to die a violent death. Should
this be allowed now? She did text somebody on discord
the night before she was killed, and she basically said
that I thought this guy was going to kill me

(23:38):
right away, but he said, if I want to get.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Out, I'm paraphrasing all this.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
He said that the only way I'd have to shoot
him if I wanted this to stop. I thought he
was going to do it quick and not give me
any time to think about all of this. Well, he
you know, they end up having sex a few times,
and then I guess he he kills her. So do
you think that this guy should be charged with first
degree murder? She he was only doing what she wanted.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I feel like you're going to say, it's what she wanted,
so he shouldn't be. You can't just kill somebody, But
if it's worth it, there are things that you can
do in this If you're willing to fly around the world,
there are places you can go to have a more
humane process.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Right, But her fantasy was to die a violent death.
That was her That's what she wanted. Now, some people
they do, they go to these assistant suicide places. They
they get i don't know, gassed or injected or whatever
they do to them there and they put them to death.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
But she didn't want that. She didn't want to go.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
That's really ill or anything. No, I think she was
just I think she was honestly. I think she was
just a little nut. So so I don't think you
could just kill people yeah, you can take somebody now
the assistant suicide place. If you have a mental illness,
you go, I don't want to go on, they'll kill you.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
They will, Yeah, they'll kill you. But it's it's usually
a terminal illness. I used to be.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
But I was just reading about this a couple of
months ago that they've now expanded it in I don't
know whatever country, Switzerland or wherever. I don't know that
now you can just if you just you go, I
want to die. I don't have a terminal illness. I
just want to die. They go, would it be there
and hit the button?

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Think it'd be illegal if you worked at a gun
store and somebody came and said, I'm going to buy
a gun because I want to shoot myself.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
I think it is illegal for them to sell you
the gun. I think that is illegal at that point
that actually murdering.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Somebody is definitely illegal.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
They come out they say, hey, I want you to
brutally kill me, then that's definitely a crime. If you
can't even sell a gun to somebody that says I
want to shoot myself.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, you're a licensed gun dealer. This person's not a
license to anything. He's just some schmo and he's like, yeah,
I'll kill you if you want, come on over fly.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I don't know to sell a gun if anybody can
sell a gun.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, you were asking could you sell a gun if
you said I'm going to shoot myself a licensed gun
dealer could not do that.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Well, then there's maybe there's a difference between the suicide
and the Joe Schmoe off the street. One's a doctor.
I assume some sort of there's your difference. Yeah, they're
license to kill people. How do you even get that.
That's a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
You get licensed, like life, license to kill Yeah, like
James Spott. But if we allow people you say, hey,
I want to I want to live as a woman.
I'm a woman now and I want to dress as
a woman. Chop off my penis, you call me a woman.
We allow people to do that. That's and you say, well,
that's just the way they are, that's what they want.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
But I think that's the difference.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
But if somebody has the desire to end their life,
we allow them to do that through assistant suicide.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Do we even do that in this country?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
No, not really?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
All right now, not really?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's not really no. I mean I think some states, no,
some I think have made it leak.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yes, I don't think it just wants to die.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I'll bet you right now.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
There's no way that it's legal in the United States
for somebody that says I want to die, no terminal illness,
and then you could just end there's a company or
some doctor that will end your life legally, no way.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
It's that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't know about that. This state, I believe Oregon
has it.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Anybody, I don't know if you haven't, well, yeah, I
don't know. I don't know about just anybody. I know
in some countries they've expanded it. Where they they used
to go, there was a there there's a criteria that
you would have to fit in order to be accepted
into the assistant suicide. But they've expanded it out now

(27:43):
it's just you don't need a terminal terminal cancer or
anything like that. You don't need to be one hundred
years old. You could be thirty years old, in the
prime of your life and then and just go I
want to die, and they go, okay, get in the
chamber whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I don't know how to get rid of you.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
But I just typed that into Google Help is available
speak with someone.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Now, Yeah, Yeah, don't typelate at Google. They're gonna flag
you somehow, and I don't know, they're gonna show up
at your house with a straight jacket or something.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
But there are some states that have allowed assistant suicide.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Right, Yeah, I'm just looking to see if it's Oregon.
But it's only for terminally ill mentally competent adults.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, so is this If you have this, would you
be declared mentally incompetent if this was you know, there
are some people that feel like they need to chop
off their arm.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
What's that snitz?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
It's a whole bunch of green states, But I think
it's all the same standard.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
If some people want to chop off their arm, they
have a disease or a mental affliction that they think
that their arm is not part of their body and
they need to get rid of it, and they just
they need to get rid of it at any cost
of cut off their own arm.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I mean, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Maybe this woman has sort of the same thing like that,
and probably honestly, you wouldn't be able to help this woman.
I mean, I guess you could try to give her
whatever mental health services maybe, but.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
This was her desire. Now, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I agree that you shouldn't allow the guy to do it, obviously,
because then people will just use that as an excuse
all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
They'll be like, no, she wants me to kill her.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
She fantasized about a violent death, and this is her
last wish, kill me violently stabbed me. Uh but what
a weirdo that he actually goes through with it. Could
you imagine meeting somebody on a fetish side. What was
the fetish site? I wonder what kind of weird fetish
were these two into. So they meet on a fetish
site and she's like, I want you to kill me violently,

(29:44):
and he's like, chum, come on.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
Do you think he had that fetish of killing somebody
or do you think he just thought, well, obviously we're
gonna have sex before this.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I guess at the end, I'll just have to kill her.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I think he probably wanted the kinky sex, but he
did admit, apparently to police that he had.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Violent tendencies.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
I don't know if he's been arrested in the past
or what this guy's I'm guessing probably I don't think
you just go right to this killing, stabbing somebody four
times to kill him, Nurse d your rovers morn, glory morning, Nurse.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Dy Hey Rover.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
I am just so disappointing you for missing the armageddon,
the whole Richard gear Felting story about Gerbils, and it
was the funniest fit ever made on radio.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. But Richard, that's
two different things. Felching is different than sticking a gerbil.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
A no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
Felching initially is Gerbils go down and get into it.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
No they deposit.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
No, yes it is.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yes, So you tell me any anything, anybody who's in
THEO felching a gerbil has to be involved.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
I'm just saying you missed a good piece.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
The two guys show up at a pet store, Hello,
we'd like a gerbil. Does that set off any certain.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
It just was the best things ever. I know the
nurse I should be more interested in it's just a
suicide or whatever, But I think you just missed It's
a It's just a great piece. And I'm just saying,
like they put Richard gear int the Gerbil, it's initially,
how I learned about felching? And you're asking Snitser, I'm
fifty one years old. You're asking smiths Er how he

(31:40):
heard about felting. I heard about felt because Richard Gear
put a trouble down his butt.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah that well, not down as but up hiss. But
that was the that was the rumor. Of course, didn't
they didn't. You have to go to the hospital or
something for that was the rumor.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Get that one story.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
They had the pump his stomach and they pumped three
gallons of semen out of us. Also, the same thing
happened to new kids on the block. Same thing happened
to bag street boys. The same thing happened in sync
you know anybody. Uh but but no, that's that's not
felching you're getting She's getting her stories screwed up.

Speaker 10 (32:24):
There.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
I have this little fetish that I always talked to
Skinny about. I mean every so often. We don't discuss
it every time.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, I'll tell you how weird it is.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
On a scale of one to ten, I'll give you
a weirdness scale of this fetish.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Hit me with it.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
I would like to pretend to be sleeping and then
he breaks into the home for some reason, but is
so turned on by what he sees while I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
So you're like just.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Laying there, maybe outside of your sheets and some barely
there something yeah, some sort of lingerie or something.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, And then you know he's so so turned on.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
He's like he's sort of like prowling, maybe opening up
I'm gonna find some jewelry and I'm gonna rob this house.
He's opening up drawers. But then he looks and she's
still asleep. He looks and he's like, oh, oh, is
that a nipple that I see?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Yeah, yeah, and then that he might wake me up
because with some touching and and that I'm but I'm
asleep for kind of half asleep while he's starting his
journey and arousing me while I'm asleep, and then we
would get into my mouth.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, now, okay, so he's he's burgling. He's burgling your homemie.

Speaker 9 (33:44):
Yeah, Like if he's peeking through the door, like the
drawers cracked in my bedroom and now he's looking at
me from.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
The hallway, I should go in there because this homeowner
is in there. But oh, she's so hot. I have
to go in there. Take a look.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, Now when he when he has his way
with you, is this I mean, a burglar is not
gonna have their way with you in like a soft, sweet,
romantic sort of way.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Right, They're gonna a little more aggressive.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
They're gonna basically you know, trigger alert, They're gonna Yeah,
not that R word, Jeffrey, the other one.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
So that's that's your fantasy.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
Yeah, yeah, I mean with him specifically, I never want
to burglar, Like, no, I want to go on a
website and ask some stranger somebody I trust and love,
and I know that if I said something he would stop.
But yeah, I definitely it's kind of I had.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
A girlfriend many many, many years ago that had the
same fantasy, and uh, we would do some role playing
and we would, uh we we enacted this once or twice.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
You broke into our house.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, No, she was at my house and we just
pretended it was her house.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
And you know, I mean, I don't know yet when
you fantasize it, not everything is exactly the way.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Do you put a mask on a sche mask? Do
you have a weapon?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
No, I didn't have a weapon or anything. I was
just more you know, like rough or whatever. She liked
it rough. She wanted to be choked and slapped and
all that kind of stuff, which I mean at first
I was like, I don't know about this, but then
I was like, okay, I guess.

Speaker 9 (35:25):
Well that's how I felt at first. I don't know
about this choking and stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Now I'm like, thank god I got married, because like,
think about this, like, how any guy if you're if
you like, if you're doing this.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't have any issue with any.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Any people role playing fantasies whatever, being rough, choking, I
don't have anything against that.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
But I'm just telling you, as a.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Single guy, you gotta be real, real careful about what
you're doing because in hindsight, I should have been like,
I don't know about that, because.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Chicks can make claims against you or whatever.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So you gotta be really, really sure about what you're
doing with somebody. So I would say, on a scale
of one to ten, I'm gonna put I'm gonna place
that up about a and you.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Would want to live this out? Have you guys ever
lived this out?

Speaker 9 (36:21):
We've talked a little bit where I'm like half asleep
and then I've woken up and a little bit but
not full extent on you.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's got to be like believable. You can't half as
it right, you gotta gotta go for it. I would
say that's a good I don't know, at least a seven.
I'd say that's a seven on a scale of one
to ten of kinkiness. Oh give that, Charlie. On a
scale of the.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Breaking a break into that, that's fret free. I mean
a nine.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I mean, I'm just thinking of think of all all
the craziness you've ever seen on the internet, mister hands
and all that. I know, That's what I'm saying. So
like this is this is up there. It's definitely up there.
But I don't think it's a nine or a ten.
I think a lot of women I think it's I
think a lot of women have a maybe not a lot.

(37:21):
I don't know, a fair amount of women have a
fantasy like this. But I would also say they don't
really want that to play out like they might. They
might want their boyfriend or somebody to.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Go along with that.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
They wouldn't really want this to happen in real life
because the people who are going to do that in
real life probably aren't the people you want on top
of you.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
And this is something more recent because I now more
I like his the dominant with the submissive role. And
that's part of it, that that he's in control, or
at least the thought in quotes that he's in control,
because really I'm the one still in control.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
If I tell him to stop, he's gonna stop.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
So it's almost that feeling of relinquishing control to somebody else,
letting him be the boss, like he he's daddy. I
definitely we role play like that a lot. So it
is it's become more of a fetish than it used
to be. It was never some thought of mine. I
mean the first time we were intimate, he gave me
a little choke and I was like, oh whoa holy moly.

(38:27):
On the first time, I was surprised by the gate. Yeah,
and but I've come to actually like it. Yes, and
sometimes I am a little bit on the go ahead you,
I guess you could be a little rougher, And I
never knew I liked that before.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
It was something I kind of I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Of in your fantasy. How far does this go?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Like is he puts his hand over your mouth, It's like,
don't scream, bitch, I'm gonna do what, like what's happening
in your mind?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Like like play this out for he does.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Do that already.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
Sometimes my shub my face down so I'm not looking
at him, huh, and I'm looking to the side, and
he's forcing my face down a little, not hard, but
enough that he will give me that sometimes.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
So there is a little bit of that play now.
I'm sure he would add to it.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Somebody says, I'm not that crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
But if Charlie thinks that's fantasy is a nine, he
is totally vanilla.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Yeah, okay, and of rape fantasy. So that's all right.
I'm okay with not being into that.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Crooked Orchid says, that's why you have to record everything rollover. Yes,
so he could play that back in court and be like, look,
this was consensual. Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I agree with you. That's a great, great in theory.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
But the problem is that there's usually a lag time
from it doesn't just work out, Like the cops come
and they arrest you, and you don't just go, oh,
check out my phone though, No, No, they arressed you.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
They book you.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
It gets in the papers, so and so accused of
rape and then and then your lawyer is like a
month later, your lawyer's like, see, look at this. And
then it kind of well, that's not front page news anymore.
That's like on page ten, in a little teeny paragraph,
guy gets a guy is released or whatever because he's
got video evidence.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
So she was like, hey, do this to me.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Too little, too late. At that point, I've got to
take a break. Eight sixty six yo over is our number,
will be right back.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Hang on
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