December 8, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Totally entertainment icons have a great catchphrase, Homer Simpsons and
Anthony sitsors back to Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Nice shus. He is coming up in just a few
minutes the news. What do you have on the way?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do I know you love it when protesters do something
really tob yep and whether it's a beagle shop or.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
A museum or wherever. I've got a story for you
and you're gonna love it. Have it for you coming
up next.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
K all right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Marblehead t Bone wants to dispute Dougie's assessment of that
traffic way.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay, give it to me, marblehead.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He has sent a still frame of the actual interception
where the lady was the lady who got hit. I
think I sent this to you. Sitch right there it is,
He says. The lady was northbound facing a five section
head when southbound turned red, her arrow came on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
This is the intersection that do She says, There's no
one I said there was an arrow there, did not?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You said?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I drive it every day there, though I will say
this is an old There's been a lot of things
happening at this intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know if we can take this as factory house.
I think you can take it as fact. And Douchey
doesn't think there's an arrow, because, as I was explaining,
different intersections are set up differently. When that intersection, when
you're northbound, at least at the time of day when
we drive into work, the lights turn green all the time.
There's no arrow, it's just green. You can turn left
(01:54):
at the end. This is what I was trying to
explain to her. At the end, you might have a
green arrow while the oncoming traffic has a red light.
But she didn't want to hear that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'll run out there during the next break, please, and if.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You don't play in traffic while you're out there, helpful
to me to go now? Uh, cemetery and X you're
on Rover's Morning Glory, Good morning Cemeterian xelre over. What's
up bout hey? What's happening? Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm you know.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
I couldn't help but take offense to what.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
Dougi said when she was saying she's gonna have her
daughter practice riving in the cemetery.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Oh yeah, because it's disrespectful.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
I know you'd have zero respect for the dead, even
your own family.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
But that's a that's a place of quiet contemplation.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In mourning, not a place for you and Gia.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
To be giggling and possibly doing property damage and learning howling.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I take it very seriously. You don't know how I parent.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
This is a very serious And why not that you
think the people there mind? No, they would like to.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They do, They do not want you.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Are you to die?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do you own a cemetery and.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You work that would have done?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Does she even yet? As I spend most of my
week at a cemetery, and I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right now, are you no landscape?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No one wants you? No, no, gosh no.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I work for the cemetery, like I don't do the.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Outside stuff, body prep, doing things for services, working with
families when they're.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Dealing with a death.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's great, good for you and they don't want Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Gea loses control and hits a gravestone or goes over
onto somebody's burial plot.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Is that disrespectful or is that okay?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She has no respect for the dead, no respect for
the dead. Cemetery, Thank you, I appreciate it. She drove
around with her sister's ashes in the trunk of her
car for years.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Even know where those ashes are right now? I gotta
find them over break?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know what's going to happen? And I mean
I want to to? You know, I don't want to
jinx anything or bring anything bad, but you know what's
going to happen when her mother passes away? What's going
to happen, Charlie? What's your prediction?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What do you mean she's gonna Oh, I'm so distraught.
I'm so yes, absolutely, and I mean she's not gonna
want to I'm going to do of how rotten she was.
Journeys a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't need it. Is my journey, it's my story.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't need you for your lived experience.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's coming from a guy who never talks to his family.
You don't talk to your mom. When's the last time
you talked to your mom?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Just a week ago?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And before that month once a week you talked to
your mom. Okay, no one's buying that.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Dougie, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I would love to give you the szy on rollers
morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The National Park Service is removing Juneteenth and Martin Luther
King Day from their free fee calendar.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And instead they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Instead they're going to add President Trump's birthday. Okay, the
move is part of President Trump's modernization of the Park Service.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, just let that sit in.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
A hundreds of.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sit in sit in.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, like a protest, you're sit in and let that
cook inside of you for a second. Hundreds of works
where pieces of work were damaged at the Louver in
Paris when a pipe burst because of flooding. This is
according to the museum's deputy general. Guys can't catch a break. No,
there's always something going on there. They've been in the
(06:03):
news a lot lately. Yes, speaking of protesting. The Tower
of London is closed after protesters throw custard and apple
crumble on a display case containing Britain's Crown jewels.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Crustard and apple crumbled. Now, yes, all right, what is
the significance? Let me think custard and apple crumbled. Jeffrey,
do you have a hypothesis of why the protesters would
throw custard and apple crumble on the Crown jewels?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Unfortunately, I don't have a hypothesis as to why they
use those two particular items to throw them at the
Crown jewels. The only other thing I can come up
with this is it wanting to do something kind of
like I guess damage where they would need extensive clean
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Costs the last case, I mean, you have the video.
I have video of this. Okay, bye, here it is.
This is the custard attack. Those guys are so stupid.
This is so stupid, these ass whites. Why are they
(07:15):
doing this? What is this? What is this point? Take
back power? It says that's the group. That's what. Oh
my god, oh yeah you have something, Yes, such power.
You look like Harry Potter. You do give me a break.
(07:36):
What kind of power do you have? Look at these losers?
So do they even protest?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
They describe themselves as a new non violent civil resistance group.
They claim they were responsible. Clearly they were in the
shirts campaigning for higher taxes on the wealthy. The two
members have up the sign after the attack, which read
democracy has crumbled.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Tax the rich.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's their big they're big tie in. Democracy has crumbled,
So we're going to put apple Crumble on the crown. Jules,
Oh wow, you really got them. They should tax you
for wearing this ridiculous belt that this nerd has all right,
look at this that What is up with this guy's belt?
I can't see it? There it is? I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh, and how high those pants are and looks like
more conmindy more cases.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You're right, yeah, the rainbow nerds these losers are and ah,
all right, go on.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Americans are piling up credit card debt at a slower
rate than last year, while at Hub says that US
shoppers added sixteen billion dollars so far, which brings the
total credit card debt to over one trillion dollars. Still,
the additional amount of credit card debt is twenty seven
percent less than what it was added.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
To last year's number.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The average credit card debt per household tops eleven thousand
dollars heading into the holidays, which they say, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
That got Yeah, we'll talk to us in January and February. Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And finally entertainment news for you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
There was a lot of rumors swirling this week and
that Share is getting married ahead of her or eightieth birthday.
Sources are buzzing saying that she'll walk down the aisle
with her boyfriend Alexander Edwards AE.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
They call him. Nearly fifty years after the end of.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Her second marriage to Greg Allman, and he is there's
a forty year age difference. Well, her rep let page
six know that that is not happening, just a.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Rumor, but that is this is the guy. Yes, wait,
how old is he?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Forty year difference?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
How old is this guy's forty? This guy looks like
he's twenty five. That's great, all right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's the shizzy on Rover's Morning Goings.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Jeffrey, how hot is she on the Old Old bat.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
D That That's the only reason why I did this
story was for him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He loves old ladies.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
I mean, I think she's I think she was still
pretty hot for eighty room being almost eighty. I started
listening to her like back when I was in high school.
My mom listened to her back when she was when
she was with Sunny and Share, like.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Back in the sixties.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
And I remember the first video I got the chance
to watch was on vach one. This is the song
if I Could Turn back time, And my mom goes
I remember her. I was like, really, Mom, and I'll
go yeah, she used to be really popular. She was
still popular back in the sixties, and she had a
resurgence in the in the eighties. I go and I
just say to my mom, Hey, mom, if you could
date with her?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
My mom just looked.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
My mom just looks at me like she's always be
your mother because she was forty seven at the time
when her song if I Could, when her heart Stone
album came out in eighty nine, didn't you I was
like nineteen eighteen, nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, and then you had the last laugh because remember
didn't you motor boat share in Rochester, New York.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
So mother tried to stress it was it was a
guy cross dressing like Share because she does not wear
that cross fresh that lives at I I looked. I
listened back to that was on Best Off and you
guys said.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, me hook lining singer.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
It was a yeah, it was a nice little, uh
prank some of you that used to work on the show.
I had to work his ass off the pole. Yeah,
so nice riding.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Remember I think you hit the run of the bathroom
half winter because she was giving you a lap dance and.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Your pants. I don't recall that. I definitely remember that well, like.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I said, did now we were yeah, and then yeah,
it was just a stupid prank that r one of
our old i'd say one of our old producers pulled.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
I'm not saying to dude's name is that when you're
a fascination for older women started.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
It goes way back before I even got in a
radio because I dated because I was twenty three and
the girl one of the one of the first girls
I got with that I actually got with in the
bed if you will, with forty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Forty seven and you were how twenty what twenty twenty
three years old at the time.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
It's crazy a guy for you no idea how old
she was, you know, I thought she was like maybe
around my age?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Did you though? I didn't ask. I just don't want
to ask any questions like and said some chicks in
her pants. I didn't.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
I didn't really realize what a really age was until
the Gordon Elliot that little episode of the Gordon Elliott Show.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yes, that's where they flew them out to New York
because they were doing an episode of my mom is dating.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
A younger guys kids two grown kids, and their.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Chief complaint was, yeah, that she was like she liked
to date younger guys. Somebody sent me this story.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
This is.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Us.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You know, they will protect Why do they call a
pimple a nanny dog, Charlie, They protect the baby because
I think back in the day he used to be
able to just have your dog baby sit your kid
because it's so protective. It's ultra protective of its owners.
Here's a story that someone sent me this. I'm actually
(13:14):
not even sure exactly where this happened, but this is
from news Channel five. Wherever that is, I'm.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Going to start hearing that the two dogs who attacked.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Two family members and killed them a quiet afternoon on
East Warren Street in Tullahoma took a tragic turn on Wednesday,
as police say an infant and an adult man were
killed after being attacked by several dogs inside a home. Officers, paramedics,
and animal control rushed to the scene. Or investigators say
at least seven dogs per small the baby and then
(13:43):
the man who tried just wait to save the child.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
Basically, I got home around two point thirty and I
laid he was out in the middle of the road
and she was screaming.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I couldn't understand what she was saying.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
One neighbor, who asked not to be identified, says he
had just pulled into the neighborhood when he saw the
first sign something terribly wrong.
Speaker 12 (14:01):
I tried to help. I came up on her and
asked her what was going on. She wouldn't ask me.
She ran off. Then I heard one train, and then
I heard more and knew.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
The calvary was kind of in basically, as police and
paramedics swarmed the street, the neighbor says, words started to
spread about what had happened inside the home, and.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
We started hearing that the two dogs who attacked two
family members and killed them. We had no idea that
anything like this whatever happen here.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's just horrible, he says.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Learning one of the victims was just a baby made
the moment almost unbearable.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
It's just horrible. And if you you know, if you
just hear about it, it's one thing. But no one
had happened across the street. No one knew the people.
That's what makes it so difficult.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
Tollahoma police chief Chased Son says the family and his
officers are distraught after witnessing such a tragic scene, one
that has shaken an entire neighborhood in Tolahoma.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Kelsey Gibbs huge channel fire. They must have been. It
must have been braiding them to fight, right, that's got
to be.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What was the only time when of those have ever
acted up? It's a pure fighting dog.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah. Baby mauled to death. And then I think the
grandfather from what I read in the story that somebody
sent me, the grandfather was found dead with a was
it a baseball bat in his hands or something? What
was it? I think it was a baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
What he's trying to hit the dog.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, he was trying to get the dog. No, the dog. Yeah,
that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I thought it was the dad. Oh so I'm like
three people.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh so the dad that was trying to protect the baby,
who was also dad, was a grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
She can't even get the news when I explained, you know,
she can't read the news. The grandfather and the baby
were killed, Okay, and grandfather was found dead with the
baseball bat in his hands because he was trying to
beat the dogs off the baby. They're they're flicking the
baby around like it's a chew toy. And then he's
(16:03):
trying to beat the dogs up. Well, he's trying to
beat the dogs off.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
He's trying to rescue that baby.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Okay, all right, not funny, be good.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So the dogs turned on him once they once they
were done with the baby. So the nanny dogs have
struck again. I can't believe it. So what a terrible thing. Though,
Why would that guy who goes on the news, Why
would he Why would you want to be anonymous? Like,
what's the big deal? Because you have to deal with
(16:38):
your neighbors totally get Your neighbor is going to realize
immediately who that was. If they see that news story,
They're going to go, oh, that was Bill. True. I
could hear Bill's voice. I know Bill, like they know Yeah,
he said was on the news and they didn't show
his face. It was in my yeah, and it was
(17:00):
in my neighborhood. I go, I know that guy.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
There are a bunch of neighbors out on the street.
Don't sit there and roll your eyes at me. There
are a bunch of people out on the street. There
are a lot of houses, and I have a neighborhood.
If you're pulling in you, I don't know a lot
of my neighbors, so I wouldn't want to upset anyone,
and I would go anonymous.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Mary, you're on rovers morning glory. Good morning Mary, by guys.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
So I'm trying to clarify. I'm sorry. Jeffrey said he.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Was nineteen and nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
And then we graduated high school in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yes, set it right there is well here, I'll clarify
your out clear of confusion.
Speaker 10 (17:44):
Shar's Harstone album came out on July tenth, nineteen eighty ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I hadn't turned nineteen yet.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
I didn't turn nineteen until October of that year, okay,
And and I graduated from high school in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All right, what so what months did you graduate high school?
Tune of nineteen June? When's your birthday? October twentieth? Okay,
so you were.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
I was eighteen, still eighteen going down nineteen when SHARE's
Heartstone album came out.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But when you graduated high school, I was nineteen nineteen.
Oh you were almost twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, three months later turning twenty.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah. So yeah, so Mary, Jeffrey was collecting Social Security
when he graduated high school. Now that's a false statement.
So what happened? They hold you back? I know we've
gone over this, so I just don't remember they hold
you back a year or what. I'm not sure what
the hell they did. You never hasked did you go there?
Speaker 10 (18:33):
I was just I was just like classes for I'm
not even gonna I don't even want to say the word.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Because it just just just riles me up. Sometimes special classes,
some like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Because I was considered developmentally delayed because they wanted to
enroll me when my parents moved into the house where
my parents lived for forty years, and my parents wanted
to well, because I was originally rolled in the Catholic
school when I was in for when I was in
kindergarten first grade, and when we moved, you wanted to
enroll me in the Catholic school that we were for
(19:06):
the parish we were in, they said, I was.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That was yeah, it's the R word. If you will,
if you want to put blow your mind.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Though that if you said, do you have a mistic excuse?
I got because I asked about this. I think maybe
I was like, I was like, it was like thirty
fourth grade. Uh, but there's a couple of reasons behind you.
One is they thought I couldn't keep up the other students.
And two, when busting began.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh god, I've heard this. I don't want to hear this.
I want to hear this buss story. No, I'm just
saying when when, when the whole quarter, when the whole.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Cleveland Public Schools desegregation case started, That's when.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was busted to the east side. And we'll leave
it at that.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's the that's the that's the c.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Version.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Oh you're just fun, come on, do uh stay stay
with me here? But isn't that follow me here?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Isn't isn't that sort of anti Jesus teachings? Like I
would think if anybody who's gonna take somebody in school,
wouldn't it be the Catholics? The Christians? Wouldn't they want
to I mean, they're always preaching like, oh Jesus touched
the lepers and stuff. But Jeffery, you couldn't have him
(20:29):
in your school. No, he can't be here in this school.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
The the writing thing was that I could not. I
did not have the ability to keep up with the
other students, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And so they and where are all those students today?
You have surpassed them. Look at your You should be
proud of yourself. Look at you on the radio.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Well, they know the main silver lining of my being
bus to the East Side as I got to ingratiate
myself with the African American community, made a lot of
friends in that community as well as of other nationalities
and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
More open minded about what girls I'd like to date
and everything, and use other nationalities, what other national.
Speaker 10 (21:16):
Asians, you know, Mexicans, you know, other European nationalities as well.
So yeah, I had a pretty good I had a
pretty mixed class.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Somebody, when did Shares album come out?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
July tenth, nineteen eighty nine? That was the hardest Stone album?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay? Now, AI Overview says June nineteenth, nineteen eighty I
read July on When I look it up?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Is that what you were doing on your phone?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
He was on his phone. He must have looked at
the phone screening and prepared for that.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Oh yeah he will, of course, what's wrong with being prepared?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It does say released July tenth, nineteen eighty nine, according
to Wikipedia. Dah, that's where I looked up at Wikipedia.
This guy sent me AI Overview and it says it
was released This AI is just it's June nineteenth, nineteen
eighty nine. It says, So we have two different dates.
Do you trust AI or do you.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Try to trust Wikipedia more than I trust AI to
be able to trust.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
The artificial intelligence or the artificial intelligence.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
That's the funny one AnyWho. But still that was that
was how I was introduced to share. Can did an
album two years before, in nineteen eighty seven. It was
a self title and the big song on that one
was I Found someone.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
This is why I was also confused because he said
he was asking about dating share at nineteen, So is
that where you started your fascination with older women, right?
And then he says, no, it started when I dated
this woman at twenty three. But he's obviously been curious
about older women since nineteen.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's been in his brain. So I to me, it
was the first time you realized you liked older women, Jeffery,
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
I think it was like when I met my friend
Laurie at the at the bar at the park, the
Saint Patty's Day barcrawl.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Okay, but hold on, see we're going the opposite way.
So that couldn't have been when you discovered you liked
older women because you screwed a woman twenty five years
older than you. When you were twenty three, you wanted
to date share when you were nineteen. It's all over
the place, Rover. No, what I'm saying is I for what?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
And I don't know because you got to remember the
girl that I dated, the one I lost my Virginia too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I did not think she was that old.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
You know, I did not know about her age until
she She was very secretive about her age.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You're telling me, so you didn't discover until you met
an older woman at a bar a few years ago.
That's when you determined that.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
You level yeah, stuff like that that just thought.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It would be great for shock value. So you're telling
me that your fascination with older women is because you
made a conscious decision to come up with something, a
calculated decision that you wanted to have shock value. So
you're gonna say you wanted to screw old ladies. Why not?
Speaker 10 (24:09):
I mean, why not? What's the matter is? This is
what our show's about. Your shot shock. Remember he is Rover.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Shot network by you every day to be honest with the.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Show because some of the early stuff I read about you,
it's a Cleveland shock shock.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's what you were called in the media. Used to
read this. He actually's been working here for fifteen years.
He has to still read about anyway.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
I mean have talking about in my early days when
I was on the show, and I kind of like
kept it in the back, kept it in my filing,
my limited filing cabin of a brain to every now
and then.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Is there no way to bring that up? Yep? We anyway? So, uh,
I mean I can. For whatever reason, I'm trying to
think back, I have always liked girls. I remember a
girl I was in oh man, what grade was I in? Hmm,
I think I was in fifth grade and there was
(25:05):
this girl and she had dark hair and dark eyes.
That's the first girl that I remember. So I was
a little kid, and that's I mean, that's I remember that. Like,
for whatever reason, I always liked dark hair and dark eyes.
For some reason, blonde, yeah, I mean I can't discriminate.
(25:26):
Do you take what you can get the beggars camping shoes.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I remember when I was in junior high school. Uh,
we were sitting in my homeroom and one of the
one of the kids sitting across from me, I've known.
We known each other for for you like, you know,
the whole school year and just asked me what I
you know, just out of the out of lat Fiel
ask me what I ever dated black girl? I just
look at him, like, what's the skin call I have
(25:52):
to do with with the poon gang?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
That was my that was that was going on in
my head? And what did you vocalize that I was thinking?
I was, I was singing in the back of my head.
What did you answer?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
I said, I'm open to ditting a black girl white girl.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If I'm open to dating anybody that will.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Put out basically said that who has a good heart
to somebody you can have good chemistry with.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Two yes.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
So I'm I mean, like, I'm not opposed to uh
dtting a girl of like you know, another nationality or
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
But isn't you know? I wonder what it is like,
I don't know what causes. There must be some reason
for a cause of attraction like that, like what got
me into dark hair and dark eyes? I don't know.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Now, did you have a babysitter or somebody who interested
and you're young mom's friend who came around and you
just were infatuated with her?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Question Rover noting, here's here's here's a good one. Were
you ever for as According to Vanhil, were you ever
had for a teacher? Oh uh. I think the first
time that I recall being attracted to a teacher was
in high school. I think I was a freshman in
(27:06):
high school and I had this Spanish teacher who was,
you know, ah to me when I was a freshman,
like it seemed like an old lady, you know, But
in hindsight, she was like fresh out at school. She
was probably like twenty four or twenty five, and I
do remember like she was hot. Yeah, dark, Harry, dark guys.
(27:30):
Of course, you know, she was a Spanish teacher, she
was from wherever. I don't know what about you, Charlie,
did you have Do you have a specific type?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I think I'm mostly like blonde, but I'm also very
open to whatever. I don't think I'm you don't have
a type hot? I mean, that's it good act if,
I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Really it you. But you were into big boobs, right,
aren't you more of a boob man?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I don't dislike boobs. I love boobs. Yeah, but I
could also date tell me with that with no boobs. Yeah,
as long as you're hot, it's really it.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Krystnal. What about you? What are you attracted to?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I think more preppy guys. I think that that is
more my flavor.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
This does not seem like what I would anticipate you to.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
Yeah, well, I grew up in Avon Lake and it
was all white, preppy people around me, and I think
that that's that did kind of push me to liking guys.
We're more that jock all American. That's definitely the style I.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Like for some reason.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
But I am, like everybody open to just a hot person,
somebody I'm attracted to and I think is hot, So
it could.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Do you think Jeffery's going to come in with like
a polo shirt with like a sweater TI Tomorrow khaki scar.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Por Kulia rover Preppy is not my fashion style, if
you will me.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Not a scarf one of those like collegiate scarn with
the sweater.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Does she Jackson Prep STU were posture and where this is?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
But I had already shed with the sweater tied around,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
A scarf. Yes you can, of course you can. Jeffrey
was talking about never do it. Well that's what he
should do.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I know style. I mean, so you're in the preppy guys.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
Is your boyfriend preppy when he gets stressed up? I
say he is more of that preppy side where my ex.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Was very Forget those jeans that we had in that
one phone.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Jeans, the work jeans that you know when you have
jeans from high school or something that you just used
to go outside in the yard and he was working.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, Yeah, my ex.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Was more edgy, I would say, more a rocker style.
So I am open to other styles, but I think
I'm more attracted to that kind of version.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Guy Snance, what about you? When did you what are
you attracted to? And when did you discover that you
were attracted to that. I have no preference nuts. I've
dated of the whole array of ladies there. So there's
nothing that that you just immediately sticks in it with
my wife, she's perfect, but yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's
(30:22):
nothing that there's no traits that you are attracted to. Hmmm,
not necessarily. Now that blows my mind. Dougie, what about you?
My preference is anybody not named Rover.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yes, I have never dated an Asian guy, but I've
always been very attracted to an Asian mix.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
There was this one guy do you guys, remember this
fan of the show Charlie that I don't know if
you were even around yet. Maybe this was pre Charlie time.
Oh there was some Asian guy and he would be
he'd come to our events and you'd see this guy
and I.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Have no idea who you're talking about. You tortually remember because.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It was before me. I wouldn't get for dating. Now
this would have.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Been he's obsessed with me.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I'm trying to think when was this. You don't recall this.
Maybe you were just faking it with this guy. I
don't know, but I like there was an Asian guy,
and I do remember she was like, I.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Like dark hair, dark eyes.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I like somebody that has a great personality.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And all things that you're not.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
No, And somebody that is motivating, somebody that is a
go getter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
That's what I like.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
Outgoing, talkative, not definitely the opposite of Rover. So she
learned what she doesn't want. No, I am what that
what she does?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Did?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
His mother warned me to.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Get out, like just saying, oh really, Oh.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Like you're not going to be able to change him.
Are you sure this is what you want to do.
He's never going to be who.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
That was the you know, and that's true. You will
never change. People do not change, you know. They might
make really teeny tiny incremental tweaks to what they do
or their personality or whatever, but people are not going
to change. If you're a chick or a guy, whatever,
(32:27):
and you think you're going to change the person you're with,
you got another thing comming.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Hey, we were so wildly different.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I didn't think I was going to change you, but
I thought what I had was enough to make it work.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
And what do you have, person? I don't know what
the hell I was thinking. I was telling you, man,
I got a lot of things. I guess I could
answer you what you have. Here's somebody that says, Charlie
is a hickey. Do you have a hickey? Charlie, let
me see you have a hickey? Oh my god, what
(33:00):
is that on your neck? Is it an ingrown hair
the hive?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Maybe maybe when you shaved your neck. He's got like
a big I think you took those clippers and I
think you gouged yourself with them. Now that's the problem, Okay,
I didn't realize it was on my neck.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I bought a Christmas tree Saturday, huh, scotch Pine. And
because that mean they've got all for different kinds of
got Doug of fur, Fraser fur. I went with the
scotch Pine sounds nice, said, much cheaper than the other ones,
way cheaper, so much so that like some of them
were one twenty the Frasers blue spruces. We're talking one
twenty five for a Christmas tree. Oh yeah, oh that's
(33:37):
the price is now.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh it's been years and years since I bought a
Christmas tree, but that blows my mind. Like the last
time I remember you go like with you, I know
this is real a long time ago, but it was
like twenty nine dollars for a Christmas tree. Yeah for me,
one hundred and fifty dollars for a Christmas twenty five.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I'm trying to remember the prices I saw because then
I went to the scotch Pine area.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Okay, yeah, we're talking fifty Okay, go.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Aheaday, I grab it and I had gloves on, don't
think much about it, bring it in that and then
we'll get home. And then then I go take it
out of the truck, set it up. Chris is, I
got it straight. Chris is in the ground, putting in
the stand, screwing in the things. And then afterwards, right
after I start getting real itchy, real itchy, and then
(34:23):
my arm goes totally red and then bumpy, totally just
covered in bumps leprosy.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It looks like, I mean, this is they sold you.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
A poison ivy Christmas tree and I don't have I
don't I'm not affected by poison ivy. So I was like,
something's wrong with us, And turns out I'm very allergic
to the Scotch pine Chris, and here's.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
My arm right.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I don't know if you could see.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Anyhow, I thought he was attacked by a cat, has
scratches all over his picture.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
It is I must have touched my neck. I just
guessing that's it because it is. No, it just was
really itchy and only lasted like an hour probably, So
did you keep it or get rid of it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah? You kept it? Yeah? Touch it? Why would I
touch it? With the ornaments on christill can do that.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
You can also wear gloves.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
But he did touch it. Why would he?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
What are you guys hugging your Christmas putting the ornaments
on to Okay, I won't, I won't put up the.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Ormu he can direct what she's always doing.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Drinking.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
No, she usually actually complains, I'm not doing it right.
Too many green ornaments are too close to each other.
So fine should you do? I didn't take anything, No,
I just went away. It's just it's just popped up.
And then now you know why I ha'd so much sheeper?
Maybe it's I guess, but luckily, I mean, I've never
had it before. Let's see, I think I I don't
know if you could see my arm. I tried to
(35:55):
take a pic here. Yeah, you can't really tell. But
also ballos and pumps. What about if you breathe it in?
Is that can do anything?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I hope not. It's been in there for a day.
I haven't noticed anything, but yeah, and you can't really tell.
How red I got. It was so red and I
was like, what the hell at dermatitis? I guess is
what it is?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I got to take a break eight six six yo Rover.
I do have the twenty twenty six Rovers Morning Glory
hoodie on right now. I wore it last week. This
is my second time wearing it. But I want to
remind you to get one because we are sold out
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(36:36):
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it soon. We'll be right back. Hang up. Spitzer went
to school with hopes of one day directing feature films.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
That's not it, man, Now look at it directing becal films.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm salivating.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Get all over the board here, all right, No bridge,
Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Eric the Rapper, you're on rovers Morning Glory. Good morning,
Eric the Rapper. Yo, yo, roll, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
I got a I got.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
A couple of questions for do yes, Okay, we all know, Dougie,
we all know you haven't had sex in.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Like over a decade. I'm just curious. Well, question number one, when's.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
The last time you reached the.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Top of the mountain? You got yourself to the top
of the mountain, because.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Obviously you don't even remember the last time.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Crammy, can't be a long time.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
I'm good and you guys, tell.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
When's the when's the last time? Take a guess. I'm
not sure I can't remember again, And this was Jeffrey
answering this way, are you go home?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I'm very very talkative. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Well, I'm just curious when like.
Speaker 14 (38:10):
Ballpark figure, I don't know, months, three months, three months,
her and Jeffrey are in a race, I mean a
long distance.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
All right.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Here, here's question number two.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Okay, since you think sex is so disgusting and you
hate everything about it.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
What could you possibly think of to get.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You to the top of the mountain.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
I don't know rovers bank account, money, what, what what?
Speaker 9 (38:40):
I'm just saying, what does it for you? Because sex
is completely disgusting to you? So three months ago, what
were you thinking about? You're like, oh my goodness, I
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I got there.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
I don't know what would what would do as you
think of?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You don't know, you know, I don't know what motivates her,
what gets her going? She is a money grow divorced.
I think, oh, you think that's what she diddles herself
to like you think she just uh watches episodes of
Divorce Court and he thinks about me on there or
something and is still a show.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Possibly your father in law. I feels like that's a
perfect combo for her. You might think about wife talks
a lot. He's outing. I don't so oh oh man,
he talks to everybody.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Think you think that, well, no, you guys will be
perfect because he he doesn't hear so well because he's
been working on construction sites this whole life. So you
could just babble on and on and he could just
tune you out. This would be perfect.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
He sounds like the perfect man.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right, Eric, thank you for that.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Actually two different versions of that show, Divorce Court. One
was a version that was presided over a guy named
William B. Keane where there it's a drama. It's a
dramaization of like divorce courts divorce cases around the country.
He's actors to play off each case with the lawyers.
Really and the next incarnation was was presided over by
(40:07):
judge maybe lean Ephraim, where it used the people's court format,
and then then that judge and then she was replaced
by Linn Toler, who's actually judge from this area.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Stop did you just look that up? No? I didn't
you know?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I like getting the new apartment, lowest priority, like leaving
that No.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Judge on divorce Court.
Speaker 10 (40:32):
Well, it's relevant to the just popped in my head
because it was relevant to the conversation where we're currently having.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Why not, I mean right know, we got it, we
got it, relaxed.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Those statistics.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Not sure if they were right the names that he
gave up, No, probably not.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Maybe two of the three were right. But that's like
Charlie said, that's his wheelhouse. He loves that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Let's see, Ryan says, she diddles herself thinking about Travis Kelsey.
She loves Taylor Swift so much that now she loves
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Speaking of Travis Kelcey, hit.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It Charlie and the cemeterian who's already been on the
phone today says, Dougie thinks about Dougie to get off,
ma'am says she thinks about B two gaining weight in
order to get all of us.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
The Chiefs lost.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Did you see that they're having a really bad season.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
We were just talking about Travis kelcey.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
What's going on with the Chiefs? You know. I was
on a plane last night and we took off at
about nine pm. And interestingly, the guy, now I had
my I had air pods on, so they must have
been the Chiefs are playing on Sunday night football, I
guess right. So I had air pods in. When I
(41:50):
took my AirPods out for something, I go, what is that?
What is that noise? The guy sitting across the aisle
from me was watching the football game with the volume on.
Oh boy, they said, I cannot believe what is happening
in the world that people just play movies, sports whatever
(42:10):
on a plane with the volume up.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I would be annoying.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my god, Thank god I had. I had air
pods and so I could noise cancel and I'm listening
to my own stuff. Nobody said anything. Nobody said anything.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, that'd be annoying.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Hit it, Charlie, what's he going to hit? You want?
You want to talk? You want to talk some sports.
Let's get into it. Who one who lost at the
end of the season.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
We got to find out who the winners are and
some of the.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Winners are still losers.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
All right, we've the doesn't make any since we have,
I guess wrapped up the season for a DraftKings.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Bet he's gonna get to six hundred dollars that Rover promised.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Who's gonna get these six hundred dollars. We'll we all worked.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Hard, somebody up so many downs, So.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
We've been betting every week that we get three pick
parlay with the Draftking Sportsbook. Now you can always download
the DraftKings Sportsbook. If he's the code r MG when
you sign up, as in Rover's Morning Glory r MG
to get all of the bonuses. Maybe you're gonna end
up like all of us and big big bucks coming
(43:39):
your way. Actually, you'd probably bet smarter than us, because
I I'm just stupid. All right, let's see where do
we stand now? Who was in last place? Sisers were
last or last? Okay, I don't remember? That was Uri?
Okay Smith? How did it? How'd you do? I lost?
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He downs right now, it's there's no number zero zero
zero dollars. Okay, Crystal, you were in second to last place.
Speaker 11 (44:13):
And I was really worried about R. J. Harvey and
he had a score of touchdown. I was so excited
and then DeVante acruly and I am now left with a.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Quarter twenty what I have he has in her Draft
Kings account. All right, let's see who was in third,
third to last? I think was that was.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
I? I think I have spare change.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What do you have left?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
It's on the chart? Is I have two dollars and
fifty cents? That's I thought I had changed?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, because I want money to I'm depositing money into
my drifting.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
She didn't bet the whole thing. She left a couple
bucks in there.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Oh that's a shame. Oh yeah, I do have two
dollars and fifty cents. Huh what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Rover?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Oh god, this is the best day ever?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Oh God, what do you have?
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Rover?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Well, well, what did Jeffrey get? Jeffrey was in third,
wasn't it?
Speaker 13 (45:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (45:12):
I was?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Uh, I think Jeffer was second. I was in third,
so I oh yeah, I don't know how you must
never had you do? Okay, why don't you want to?
Why are you skipping over yourself over Ver? Just because why?
She has a big reveal the Ravens. Did me dirty?
Speaker 9 (45:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Damn?
Speaker 10 (45:36):
I lost twenty I mean I put on twenty five
dollars and that with how much I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I don't even know. Do you think they have the
figures on that?
Speaker 7 (45:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Like sixty two? I think?
Speaker 12 (45:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Sixty two? Yeah, twenty five?
Speaker 13 (45:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
It's an interesting, interesting bet there. I don't even remember
who I bet, but I thought.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Because we accidentally bet to say we actually made to
say it that way.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Cdently made the same bet, actually, and you bet a lot.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
I remember you bet a lot of money and I
was kind of a little more conservative with my bet.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
But we actually made the.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Same bet and you both lost, meaning.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
We both lost. Yeah, how did we do? Did we
get to see the finals? Yeah? We get two out
of three? One out of three. I didn't pay attention
over the weekend to any football. I paid attention to football.
What have we got?
Speaker 15 (46:26):
We got see you ready to see it? Yes, farness, Rover,
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Start step on absolute crap.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Won by seventy seven, barely one absolutely descroyed. Good jeff Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
you did great, right right there, second Genarly in first place.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Jeffrey in second place, in third place with two dollars
and fifty cents, followed by Rover in fourth. This is
wrong because I know I didn't have seventy seven cents left,
and then Christal with twenty five cents. Spencer dead Glass
was zero. What a great season. Great season.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I just put more money in my count.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, for round ten going why offs? Now? Are we
gonna go into the playoffs? The February season isn't over,
but we we are. The Rovers Morning Glory season will
soon be over. So kind of word.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
This is the only game we've ever had on the
show where there's nothing if you win or if.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You lose in your work. Every other game you ever
had this cop I lost one hundred.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Bucks winner exactly one of the games.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It's kind of cash.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
That there's no nothing for winning.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
He knew that you were going to.
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Cheat by making smart bets the way.
Speaker 11 (48:04):
That he's bad that you're only mentioning that, Charlie, because
there's now an award that a listener.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Said, I told you my award. I told you office.
You're gonna hang it up from your personal break. Yeah, show,
the Draftking sports book competition is over. Our three pig
parlays are over, Charlie. Congress Jeffrey, good job, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
I'm proud of you the most.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Thank you. Yeah, I'm actually proud of Jeffrey. He did
pretty well. You real well. What about the grid iron
guy familiar jo jeff the guy that knows the most
about sports on the show. Guys to Jeffrey, actually applaud
Schnitzer for not being a big sports fan, but boy,
he really your yeah yeah. He partitioned participation Trophy for
(48:56):
mister Anthony Schnitzer. This is the plassification of America right now.
Everybody's getting trophies except the winner. Give me, you're getting
a clock. All right, I gotta take a break. We
will be running back.
Totally entertainment icons have a great catchphrase, Homer Simpsons and
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up next.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
K all right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Marblehead t Bone wants to dispute Dougie's assessment of that
traffic way.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Okay, give it to me, marblehead.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He has sent a still frame of the actual interception
where the lady was the lady who got hit. I
think I sent this to you. Sitch right there it is,
He says. The lady was northbound facing a five section
head when southbound turned red, her arrow came on.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
This is the intersection that do She says, There's no
one I said there was an arrow there, did not?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
You said?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I drive it every day there, though I will say
this is an old There's been a lot of things
happening at this intersection.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know if we can take this as factory house.
I think you can take it as fact. And Douchey
doesn't think there's an arrow, because, as I was explaining,
different intersections are set up differently. When that intersection, when
you're northbound, at least at the time of day when
we drive into work, the lights turn green all the time.
There's no arrow, it's just green. You can turn left
(01:54):
at the end. This is what I was trying to
explain to her. At the end, you might have a
green arrow while the oncoming traffic has a red light.
But she didn't want to hear that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'll run out there during the next break, please, and if.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
You don't play in traffic while you're out there, helpful
to me to go now? Uh, cemetery and X you're
on Rover's Morning Glory, Good morning Cemeterian xelre over. What's
up bout hey? What's happening? Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm you know.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
I couldn't help but take offense to what.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
Dougi said when she was saying she's gonna have her
daughter practice riving in the cemetery.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Oh yeah, because it's disrespectful.
Speaker 8 (02:35):
I know you'd have zero respect for the dead, even
your own family.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
But that's a that's a place of quiet contemplation.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
In mourning, not a place for you and Gia.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
To be giggling and possibly doing property damage and learning howling.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I take it very seriously. You don't know how I parent.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
This is a very serious And why not that you
think the people there mind? No, they would like to.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
They do, They do not want you.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Are you to die?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do you own a cemetery and.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You work that would have done?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Does she even yet? As I spend most of my
week at a cemetery, and I can tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Right now, are you no landscape?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No one wants you? No, no, gosh no.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I work for the cemetery, like I don't do the.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Outside stuff, body prep, doing things for services, working with
families when they're.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Dealing with a death.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's great, good for you and they don't want Yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
Gea loses control and hits a gravestone or goes over
onto somebody's burial plot.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Is that disrespectful or is that okay?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She has no respect for the dead, no respect for
the dead. Cemetery, Thank you, I appreciate it. She drove
around with her sister's ashes in the trunk of her
car for years.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Even know where those ashes are right now? I gotta
find them over break?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Do you know what's going to happen? And I mean
I want to to? You know, I don't want to
jinx anything or bring anything bad, but you know what's
going to happen when her mother passes away? What's going
to happen, Charlie? What's your prediction?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What do you mean she's gonna Oh, I'm so distraught.
I'm so yes, absolutely, and I mean she's not gonna
want to I'm going to do of how rotten she was.
Journeys a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't need it. Is my journey, it's my story.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't need you for your lived experience.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's coming from a guy who never talks to his family.
You don't talk to your mom. When's the last time
you talked to your mom?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Just a week ago?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
And before that month once a week you talked to
your mom. Okay, no one's buying that.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Dougie, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I would love to give you the szy on rollers
morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The National Park Service is removing Juneteenth and Martin Luther
King Day from their free fee calendar.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
And instead they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Instead they're going to add President Trump's birthday. Okay, the
move is part of President Trump's modernization of the Park Service.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, just let that sit in.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
A hundreds of.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Sit in sit in.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, like a protest, you're sit in and let that
cook inside of you for a second. Hundreds of works
where pieces of work were damaged at the Louver in
Paris when a pipe burst because of flooding. This is
according to the museum's deputy general. Guys can't catch a break. No,
there's always something going on there. They've been in the
(06:03):
news a lot lately. Yes, speaking of protesting. The Tower
of London is closed after protesters throw custard and apple
crumble on a display case containing Britain's Crown jewels.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Crustard and apple crumbled. Now, yes, all right, what is
the significance? Let me think custard and apple crumbled. Jeffrey,
do you have a hypothesis of why the protesters would
throw custard and apple crumble on the Crown jewels?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Unfortunately, I don't have a hypothesis as to why they
use those two particular items to throw them at the
Crown jewels. The only other thing I can come up
with this is it wanting to do something kind of
like I guess damage where they would need extensive clean
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Costs the last case, I mean, you have the video.
I have video of this. Okay, bye, here it is.
This is the custard attack. Those guys are so stupid.
This is so stupid, these ass whites. Why are they
(07:15):
doing this? What is this? What is this point? Take
back power? It says that's the group. That's what. Oh
my god, oh yeah you have something, Yes, such power.
You look like Harry Potter. You do give me a break.
(07:36):
What kind of power do you have? Look at these losers?
So do they even protest?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
They describe themselves as a new non violent civil resistance group.
They claim they were responsible. Clearly they were in the
shirts campaigning for higher taxes on the wealthy. The two
members have up the sign after the attack, which read
democracy has crumbled.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Tax the rich.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's their big they're big tie in. Democracy has crumbled,
So we're going to put apple Crumble on the crown. Jules,
Oh wow, you really got them. They should tax you
for wearing this ridiculous belt that this nerd has all right,
look at this that What is up with this guy's belt?
I can't see it? There it is? I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh, and how high those pants are and looks like
more conmindy more cases.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You're right, yeah, the rainbow nerds these losers are and ah,
all right, go on.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Americans are piling up credit card debt at a slower
rate than last year, while at Hub says that US
shoppers added sixteen billion dollars so far, which brings the
total credit card debt to over one trillion dollars. Still,
the additional amount of credit card debt is twenty seven
percent less than what it was added.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
To last year's number.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The average credit card debt per household tops eleven thousand
dollars heading into the holidays, which they say, of course.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
That got Yeah, we'll talk to us in January and February. Yep.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
And finally entertainment news for you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
There was a lot of rumors swirling this week and
that Share is getting married ahead of her or eightieth birthday.
Sources are buzzing saying that she'll walk down the aisle
with her boyfriend Alexander Edwards AE.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
They call him. Nearly fifty years after the end of.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Her second marriage to Greg Allman, and he is there's
a forty year age difference. Well, her rep let page
six know that that is not happening, just a.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Rumor, but that is this is the guy. Yes, wait,
how old is he?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Forty year difference?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
How old is this guy's forty? This guy looks like
he's twenty five. That's great, all right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's the shizzy on Rover's Morning Goings.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Jeffrey, how hot is she on the Old Old bat.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
D That That's the only reason why I did this
story was for him.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He loves old ladies.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
I mean, I think she's I think she was still
pretty hot for eighty room being almost eighty. I started
listening to her like back when I was in high school.
My mom listened to her back when she was when
she was with Sunny and Share, like.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Back in the sixties.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
And I remember the first video I got the chance
to watch was on vach one. This is the song
if I Could Turn back time, And my mom goes
I remember her. I was like, really, Mom, and I'll
go yeah, she used to be really popular. She was
still popular back in the sixties, and she had a
resurgence in the in the eighties. I go and I
just say to my mom, Hey, mom, if you could
date with her?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
My mom just looked.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
My mom just looks at me like she's always be
your mother because she was forty seven at the time
when her song if I Could, when her heart Stone
album came out in eighty nine, didn't you I was
like nineteen eighteen, nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, and then you had the last laugh because remember
didn't you motor boat share in Rochester, New York.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
So mother tried to stress it was it was a
guy cross dressing like Share because she does not wear
that cross fresh that lives at I I looked. I
listened back to that was on Best Off and you
guys said.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, me hook lining singer.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
It was a yeah, it was a nice little, uh
prank some of you that used to work on the show.
I had to work his ass off the pole. Yeah,
so nice riding.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Remember I think you hit the run of the bathroom
half winter because she was giving you a lap dance and.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Your pants. I don't recall that. I definitely remember that well, like.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I said, did now we were yeah, and then yeah,
it was just a stupid prank that r one of
our old i'd say one of our old producers pulled.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
I'm not saying to dude's name is that when you're
a fascination for older women started.
Speaker 10 (11:55):
It goes way back before I even got in a
radio because I dated because I was twenty three and
the girl one of the one of the first girls
I got with that I actually got with in the
bed if you will, with forty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Forty seven and you were how twenty what twenty twenty
three years old at the time.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
It's crazy a guy for you no idea how old
she was, you know, I thought she was like maybe
around my age?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Did you though? I didn't ask. I just don't want
to ask any questions like and said some chicks in
her pants. I didn't.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
I didn't really realize what a really age was until
the Gordon Elliot that little episode of the Gordon Elliott Show.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yes, that's where they flew them out to New York
because they were doing an episode of my mom is dating.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
A younger guys kids two grown kids, and their.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Chief complaint was, yeah, that she was like she liked
to date younger guys. Somebody sent me this story.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
This is.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Us.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You know, they will protect Why do they call a
pimple a nanny dog, Charlie, They protect the baby because
I think back in the day he used to be
able to just have your dog baby sit your kid
because it's so protective. It's ultra protective of its owners.
Here's a story that someone sent me this. I'm actually
(13:14):
not even sure exactly where this happened, but this is
from news Channel five. Wherever that is, I'm.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
Going to start hearing that the two dogs who attacked.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Two family members and killed them a quiet afternoon on
East Warren Street in Tullahoma took a tragic turn on Wednesday,
as police say an infant and an adult man were
killed after being attacked by several dogs inside a home. Officers, paramedics,
and animal control rushed to the scene. Or investigators say
at least seven dogs per small the baby and then
(13:43):
the man who tried just wait to save the child.
Speaker 12 (13:46):
Basically, I got home around two point thirty and I
laid he was out in the middle of the road
and she was screaming.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I couldn't understand what she was saying.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
One neighbor, who asked not to be identified, says he
had just pulled into the neighborhood when he saw the
first sign something terribly wrong.
Speaker 12 (14:01):
I tried to help. I came up on her and
asked her what was going on. She wouldn't ask me.
She ran off. Then I heard one train, and then
I heard more and knew.
Speaker 13 (14:11):
The calvary was kind of in basically, as police and
paramedics swarmed the street, the neighbor says, words started to
spread about what had happened inside the home, and.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
We started hearing that the two dogs who attacked two
family members and killed them. We had no idea that
anything like this whatever happen here.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's just horrible, he says.
Speaker 13 (14:30):
Learning one of the victims was just a baby made
the moment almost unbearable.
Speaker 12 (14:35):
It's just horrible. And if you you know, if you
just hear about it, it's one thing. But no one
had happened across the street. No one knew the people.
That's what makes it so difficult.
Speaker 13 (14:43):
Tollahoma police chief Chased Son says the family and his
officers are distraught after witnessing such a tragic scene, one
that has shaken an entire neighborhood in Tolahoma.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Kelsey Gibbs huge channel fire. They must have been. It
must have been braiding them to fight, right, that's got
to be.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What was the only time when of those have ever
acted up? It's a pure fighting dog.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah. Baby mauled to death. And then I think the
grandfather from what I read in the story that somebody
sent me, the grandfather was found dead with a was
it a baseball bat in his hands or something? What
was it? I think it was a baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
What he's trying to hit the dog.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, he was trying to get the dog. No, the dog. Yeah,
that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
I thought it was the dad. Oh so I'm like
three people.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Oh so the dad that was trying to protect the baby,
who was also dad, was a grandpa.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
She can't even get the news when I explained, you know,
she can't read the news. The grandfather and the baby
were killed, Okay, and grandfather was found dead with the
baseball bat in his hands because he was trying to
beat the dogs off the baby. They're they're flicking the
baby around like it's a chew toy. And then he's
(16:03):
trying to beat the dogs up. Well, he's trying to
beat the dogs off.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
He's trying to rescue that baby.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Okay, all right, not funny, be good.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So the dogs turned on him once they once they
were done with the baby. So the nanny dogs have
struck again. I can't believe it. So what a terrible thing. Though,
Why would that guy who goes on the news, Why
would he Why would you want to be anonymous? Like,
what's the big deal? Because you have to deal with
(16:38):
your neighbors totally get Your neighbor is going to realize
immediately who that was. If they see that news story,
They're going to go, oh, that was Bill. True. I
could hear Bill's voice. I know Bill, like they know Yeah,
he said was on the news and they didn't show
his face. It was in my yeah, and it was
(17:00):
in my neighborhood. I go, I know that guy.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
There are a bunch of neighbors out on the street.
Don't sit there and roll your eyes at me. There
are a bunch of people out on the street. There
are a lot of houses, and I have a neighborhood.
If you're pulling in you, I don't know a lot
of my neighbors, so I wouldn't want to upset anyone,
and I would go anonymous.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Mary, you're on rovers morning glory. Good morning Mary, by guys.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
So I'm trying to clarify. I'm sorry. Jeffrey said he.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Was nineteen and nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
And then we graduated high school in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yes, set it right there is well here, I'll clarify
your out clear of confusion.
Speaker 10 (17:44):
Shar's Harstone album came out on July tenth, nineteen eighty ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I hadn't turned nineteen yet.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
I didn't turn nineteen until October of that year, okay,
And and I graduated from high school in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All right, what so what months did you graduate high school?
Tune of nineteen June? When's your birthday? October twentieth? Okay,
so you were.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
I was eighteen, still eighteen going down nineteen when SHARE's
Heartstone album came out.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
But when you graduated high school, I was nineteen nineteen.
Oh you were almost twenty years old.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, three months later turning twenty.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah. So yeah, so Mary, Jeffrey was collecting Social Security
when he graduated high school. Now that's a false statement.
So what happened? They hold you back? I know we've
gone over this, so I just don't remember they hold
you back a year or what. I'm not sure what
the hell they did. You never hasked did you go there?
Speaker 10 (18:33):
I was just I was just like classes for I'm
not even gonna I don't even want to say the word.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Because it just just just riles me up. Sometimes special classes,
some like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Because I was considered developmentally delayed because they wanted to
enroll me when my parents moved into the house where
my parents lived for forty years, and my parents wanted
to well, because I was originally rolled in the Catholic
school when I was in for when I was in
kindergarten first grade, and when we moved, you wanted to
enroll me in the Catholic school that we were for
(19:06):
the parish we were in, they said, I was.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That was yeah, it's the R word. If you will,
if you want to put blow your mind.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Though that if you said, do you have a mistic excuse?
I got because I asked about this. I think maybe
I was like, I was like, it was like thirty
fourth grade. Uh, but there's a couple of reasons behind you.
One is they thought I couldn't keep up the other students.
And two, when busting began.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh god, I've heard this. I don't want to hear this.
I want to hear this buss story. No, I'm just
saying when when, when the whole quarter, when the whole.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Cleveland Public Schools desegregation case started, That's when.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I was busted to the east side. And we'll leave
it at that.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
That's the that's the that's the c.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Version.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
Oh you're just fun, come on, do uh stay stay
with me here? But isn't that follow me here?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Isn't isn't that sort of anti Jesus teachings? Like I
would think if anybody who's gonna take somebody in school,
wouldn't it be the Catholics? The Christians? Wouldn't they want
to I mean, they're always preaching like, oh Jesus touched
the lepers and stuff. But Jeffery, you couldn't have him
(20:29):
in your school. No, he can't be here in this school.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
The the writing thing was that I could not. I
did not have the ability to keep up with the
other students, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And so they and where are all those students today?
You have surpassed them. Look at your You should be
proud of yourself. Look at you on the radio.
Speaker 10 (20:56):
Well, they know the main silver lining of my being
bus to the East Side as I got to ingratiate
myself with the African American community, made a lot of
friends in that community as well as of other nationalities
and everything.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
More open minded about what girls I'd like to date
and everything, and use other nationalities, what other national.
Speaker 10 (21:16):
Asians, you know, Mexicans, you know, other European nationalities as well.
So yeah, I had a pretty good I had a
pretty mixed class.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Somebody, when did Shares album come out?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
July tenth, nineteen eighty nine? That was the hardest Stone album?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Okay? Now, AI Overview says June nineteenth, nineteen eighty I
read July on When I look it up?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Is that what you were doing on your phone?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
He was on his phone. He must have looked at
the phone screening and prepared for that.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Oh yeah he will, of course, what's wrong with being prepared?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It does say released July tenth, nineteen eighty nine, according
to Wikipedia. Dah, that's where I looked up at Wikipedia.
This guy sent me AI Overview and it says it
was released This AI is just it's June nineteenth, nineteen
eighty nine. It says, So we have two different dates.
Do you trust AI or do you.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Try to trust Wikipedia more than I trust AI to
be able to trust.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
The artificial intelligence or the artificial intelligence.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
That's the funny one AnyWho. But still that was that
was how I was introduced to share. Can did an
album two years before, in nineteen eighty seven. It was
a self title and the big song on that one
was I Found someone.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
This is why I was also confused because he said
he was asking about dating share at nineteen, So is
that where you started your fascination with older women, right?
And then he says, no, it started when I dated
this woman at twenty three. But he's obviously been curious
about older women since nineteen.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's been in his brain. So I to me, it
was the first time you realized you liked older women, Jeffery,
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
I think it was like when I met my friend
Laurie at the at the bar at the park, the
Saint Patty's Day barcrawl.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Okay, but hold on, see we're going the opposite way.
So that couldn't have been when you discovered you liked
older women because you screwed a woman twenty five years
older than you. When you were twenty three, you wanted
to date share when you were nineteen. It's all over
the place, Rover. No, what I'm saying is I for what?
Speaker 10 (23:29):
And I don't know because you got to remember the
girl that I dated, the one I lost my Virginia too.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I did not think she was that old.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
You know, I did not know about her age until
she She was very secretive about her age.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You're telling me, so you didn't discover until you met
an older woman at a bar a few years ago.
That's when you determined that.
Speaker 10 (23:49):
You level yeah, stuff like that that just thought.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
It would be great for shock value. So you're telling
me that your fascination with older women is because you
made a conscious decision to come up with something, a
calculated decision that you wanted to have shock value. So
you're gonna say you wanted to screw old ladies. Why not?
Speaker 10 (24:09):
I mean, why not? What's the matter is? This is
what our show's about. Your shot shock. Remember he is Rover.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Shot network by you every day to be honest with the.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Show because some of the early stuff I read about you,
it's a Cleveland shock shock.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's what you were called in the media. Used to
read this. He actually's been working here for fifteen years.
He has to still read about anyway.
Speaker 10 (24:35):
I mean have talking about in my early days when
I was on the show, and I kind of like
kept it in the back, kept it in my filing,
my limited filing cabin of a brain to every now
and then.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Is there no way to bring that up? Yep? We anyway? So, uh,
I mean I can. For whatever reason, I'm trying to
think back, I have always liked girls. I remember a
girl I was in oh man, what grade was I in? Hmm,
I think I was in fifth grade and there was
(25:05):
this girl and she had dark hair and dark eyes.
That's the first girl that I remember. So I was
a little kid, and that's I mean, that's I remember that. Like,
for whatever reason, I always liked dark hair and dark eyes.
For some reason, blonde, yeah, I mean I can't discriminate.
(25:26):
Do you take what you can get the beggars camping shoes.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
I remember when I was in junior high school. Uh,
we were sitting in my homeroom and one of the
one of the kids sitting across from me, I've known.
We known each other for for you like, you know,
the whole school year and just asked me what I
you know, just out of the out of lat Fiel
ask me what I ever dated black girl? I just
look at him, like, what's the skin call I have
(25:52):
to do with with the poon gang?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
That was my that was that was going on in
my head? And what did you vocalize that I was thinking?
I was, I was singing in the back of my head.
What did you answer?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
I said, I'm open to ditting a black girl white girl.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
If I'm open to dating anybody that will.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Put out basically said that who has a good heart
to somebody you can have good chemistry with.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Two yes.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
So I'm I mean, like, I'm not opposed to uh
dtting a girl of like you know, another nationality or
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
But isn't you know? I wonder what it is like,
I don't know what causes. There must be some reason
for a cause of attraction like that, like what got
me into dark hair and dark eyes? I don't know.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Now, did you have a babysitter or somebody who interested
and you're young mom's friend who came around and you
just were infatuated with her?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Question Rover noting, here's here's here's a good one. Were
you ever for as According to Vanhil, were you ever
had for a teacher? Oh uh. I think the first
time that I recall being attracted to a teacher was
in high school. I think I was a freshman in
(27:06):
high school and I had this Spanish teacher who was,
you know, ah to me when I was a freshman,
like it seemed like an old lady, you know, But
in hindsight, she was like fresh out at school. She
was probably like twenty four or twenty five, and I
do remember like she was hot. Yeah, dark, Harry, dark guys.
(27:30):
Of course, you know, she was a Spanish teacher, she
was from wherever. I don't know what about you, Charlie,
did you have Do you have a specific type?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I think I'm mostly like blonde, but I'm also very
open to whatever. I don't think I'm you don't have
a type hot? I mean, that's it good act if,
I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Really it you. But you were into big boobs, right,
aren't you more of a boob man?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I don't dislike boobs. I love boobs. Yeah, but I
could also date tell me with that with no boobs. Yeah,
as long as you're hot, it's really it.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Krystnal. What about you? What are you attracted to?
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I think more preppy guys. I think that that is
more my flavor.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
This does not seem like what I would anticipate you to.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
Yeah, well, I grew up in Avon Lake and it
was all white, preppy people around me, and I think
that that's that did kind of push me to liking guys.
We're more that jock all American. That's definitely the style I.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Like for some reason.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
But I am, like everybody open to just a hot person,
somebody I'm attracted to and I think is hot, So
it could.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Do you think Jeffery's going to come in with like
a polo shirt with like a sweater TI Tomorrow khaki scar.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
Por Kulia rover Preppy is not my fashion style, if
you will me.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Not a scarf one of those like collegiate scarn with
the sweater.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Does she Jackson Prep STU were posture and where this is?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
But I had already shed with the sweater tied around,
you know, like.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
A scarf. Yes you can, of course you can. Jeffrey
was talking about never do it. Well that's what he
should do.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I know style. I mean, so you're in the preppy guys.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
Is your boyfriend preppy when he gets stressed up? I
say he is more of that preppy side where my ex.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Was very Forget those jeans that we had in that
one phone.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Jeans, the work jeans that you know when you have
jeans from high school or something that you just used
to go outside in the yard and he was working.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, Yeah, my ex.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Was more edgy, I would say, more a rocker style.
So I am open to other styles, but I think
I'm more attracted to that kind of version.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Guy Snance, what about you? When did you what are
you attracted to? And when did you discover that you
were attracted to that. I have no preference nuts. I've
dated of the whole array of ladies there. So there's
nothing that that you just immediately sticks in it with
my wife, she's perfect, but yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's
(30:22):
nothing that there's no traits that you are attracted to. Hmmm,
not necessarily. Now that blows my mind. Dougie, what about you?
My preference is anybody not named Rover.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yes, I have never dated an Asian guy, but I've
always been very attracted to an Asian mix.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
There was this one guy do you guys, remember this
fan of the show Charlie that I don't know if
you were even around yet. Maybe this was pre Charlie time.
Oh there was some Asian guy and he would be
he'd come to our events and you'd see this guy
and I.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Have no idea who you're talking about. You tortually remember because.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It was before me. I wouldn't get for dating. Now
this would have.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Been he's obsessed with me.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I'm trying to think when was this. You don't recall this.
Maybe you were just faking it with this guy. I
don't know, but I like there was an Asian guy,
and I do remember she was like, I.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Like dark hair, dark eyes.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I like somebody that has a great personality.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
And all things that you're not.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
No, And somebody that is motivating, somebody that is a
go getter.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
That's what I like.
Speaker 11 (31:45):
Outgoing, talkative, not definitely the opposite of Rover. So she
learned what she doesn't want. No, I am what that
what she does?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Did?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
His mother warned me to.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Get out, like just saying, oh really, Oh.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Like you're not going to be able to change him.
Are you sure this is what you want to do.
He's never going to be who.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
That was the you know, and that's true. You will
never change. People do not change, you know. They might
make really teeny tiny incremental tweaks to what they do
or their personality or whatever, but people are not going
to change. If you're a chick or a guy, whatever,
(32:27):
and you think you're going to change the person you're with,
you got another thing comming.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Hey, we were so wildly different.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I didn't think I was going to change you, but
I thought what I had was enough to make it work.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
And what do you have, person? I don't know what
the hell I was thinking. I was telling you, man,
I got a lot of things. I guess I could
answer you what you have. Here's somebody that says, Charlie
is a hickey. Do you have a hickey? Charlie, let
me see you have a hickey? Oh my god, what
(33:00):
is that on your neck? Is it an ingrown hair
the hive?
Speaker 7 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Maybe maybe when you shaved your neck. He's got like
a big I think you took those clippers and I
think you gouged yourself with them. Now that's the problem, Okay,
I didn't realize it was on my neck.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I bought a Christmas tree Saturday, huh, scotch Pine. And
because that mean they've got all for different kinds of
got Doug of fur, Fraser fur. I went with the
scotch Pine sounds nice, said, much cheaper than the other ones,
way cheaper, so much so that like some of them
were one twenty the Frasers blue spruces. We're talking one
twenty five for a Christmas tree. Oh yeah, oh that's
(33:37):
the price is now.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh it's been years and years since I bought a
Christmas tree, but that blows my mind. Like the last
time I remember you go like with you, I know
this is real a long time ago, but it was
like twenty nine dollars for a Christmas tree. Yeah for me,
one hundred and fifty dollars for a Christmas twenty five.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
I'm trying to remember the prices I saw because then
I went to the scotch Pine area.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Okay, yeah, we're talking fifty Okay, go.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Aheaday, I grab it and I had gloves on, don't
think much about it, bring it in that and then
we'll get home. And then then I go take it
out of the truck, set it up. Chris is, I
got it straight. Chris is in the ground, putting in
the stand, screwing in the things. And then afterwards, right
after I start getting real itchy, real itchy, and then
(34:23):
my arm goes totally red and then bumpy, totally just
covered in bumps leprosy.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
It looks like, I mean, this is they sold you.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
A poison ivy Christmas tree and I don't have I
don't I'm not affected by poison ivy. So I was like,
something's wrong with us, And turns out I'm very allergic
to the Scotch pine Chris, and here's.
Speaker 12 (34:43):
My arm right.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I don't know if you could see.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
Anyhow, I thought he was attacked by a cat, has
scratches all over his picture.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
It is I must have touched my neck. I just
guessing that's it because it is. No, it just was
really itchy and only lasted like an hour probably, So
did you keep it or get rid of it?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah? You kept it? Yeah? Touch it? Why would I
touch it? With the ornaments on christill can do that.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
You can also wear gloves.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
But he did touch it. Why would he?
Speaker 6 (35:20):
What are you guys hugging your Christmas putting the ornaments
on to Okay, I won't, I won't put up the.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Ormu he can direct what she's always doing.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
Drinking.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
No, she usually actually complains, I'm not doing it right.
Too many green ornaments are too close to each other.
So fine should you do? I didn't take anything, No,
I just went away. It's just it's just popped up.
And then now you know why I ha'd so much sheeper?
Maybe it's I guess, but luckily, I mean, I've never
had it before. Let's see, I think I I don't
know if you could see my arm. I tried to
(35:55):
take a pic here. Yeah, you can't really tell. But
also ballos and pumps. What about if you breathe it in?
Is that can do anything?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I hope not. It's been in there for a day.
I haven't noticed anything, but yeah, and you can't really tell.
How red I got. It was so red and I
was like, what the hell at dermatitis? I guess is
what it is?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I got to take a break eight six six yo Rover.
I do have the twenty twenty six Rovers Morning Glory
hoodie on right now. I wore it last week. This
is my second time wearing it. But I want to
remind you to get one because we are sold out
of all sizes except for medium large and two XL.
That's all that remains. Medium large and two XL. You
(36:36):
can get the Rover Radio dot com right now. They
are all shipping this week, so if you place your order,
it's gonna ship in the next few days. You'll have
it soon. We'll be right back. Hang up. Spitzer went
to school with hopes of one day directing feature films.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
That's not it, man, Now look at it directing becal films.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'm salivating.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Get all over the board here, all right, No bridge,
Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Eric the Rapper, you're on rovers Morning Glory. Good morning,
Eric the Rapper. Yo, yo, roll, what's happening?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
I got a I got.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
A couple of questions for do yes, Okay, we all know, Dougie,
we all know you haven't had sex in.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Like over a decade. I'm just curious. Well, question number one, when's.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
The last time you reached the.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Top of the mountain? You got yourself to the top
of the mountain, because.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Obviously you don't even remember the last time.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Crammy, can't be a long time.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
I'm good and you guys, tell.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
When's the when's the last time? Take a guess. I'm
not sure I can't remember again, And this was Jeffrey
answering this way, are you go home?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I'm very very talkative. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Well, I'm just curious when like.
Speaker 14 (38:10):
Ballpark figure, I don't know, months, three months, three months,
her and Jeffrey are in a race, I mean a
long distance.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
All right.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Here, here's question number two.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Okay, since you think sex is so disgusting and you
hate everything about it.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
What could you possibly think of to get.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You to the top of the mountain.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
I don't know rovers bank account, money, what, what what?
Speaker 9 (38:40):
I'm just saying, what does it for you? Because sex
is completely disgusting to you? So three months ago, what
were you thinking about? You're like, oh my goodness, I
can't wait.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I got there.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
I don't know what would what would do as you
think of?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
You don't know, you know, I don't know what motivates her,
what gets her going? She is a money grow divorced.
I think, oh, you think that's what she diddles herself
to like you think she just uh watches episodes of
Divorce Court and he thinks about me on there or
something and is still a show.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Possibly your father in law. I feels like that's a
perfect combo for her. You might think about wife talks
a lot. He's outing. I don't so oh oh man,
he talks to everybody.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Think you think that, well, no, you guys will be
perfect because he he doesn't hear so well because he's
been working on construction sites this whole life. So you
could just babble on and on and he could just
tune you out. This would be perfect.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
He sounds like the perfect man.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right, Eric, thank you for that.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Actually two different versions of that show, Divorce Court. One
was a version that was presided over a guy named
William B. Keane where there it's a drama. It's a
dramaization of like divorce courts divorce cases around the country.
He's actors to play off each case with the lawyers.
Really and the next incarnation was was presided over by
(40:07):
judge maybe lean Ephraim, where it used the people's court format,
and then then that judge and then she was replaced
by Linn Toler, who's actually judge from this area.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Stop did you just look that up? No? I didn't
you know?
Speaker 6 (40:23):
I like getting the new apartment, lowest priority, like leaving
that No.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Judge on divorce Court.
Speaker 10 (40:32):
Well, it's relevant to the just popped in my head
because it was relevant to the conversation where we're currently having.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Why not, I mean right know, we got it, we
got it, relaxed.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Those statistics.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Not sure if they were right the names that he
gave up, No, probably not.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Maybe two of the three were right. But that's like
Charlie said, that's his wheelhouse. He loves that.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Let's see, Ryan says, she diddles herself thinking about Travis Kelsey.
She loves Taylor Swift so much that now she loves
Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Speaking of Travis Kelcey, hit.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
It Charlie and the cemeterian who's already been on the
phone today says, Dougie thinks about Dougie to get off,
ma'am says she thinks about B two gaining weight in
order to get all of us.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
The Chiefs lost.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Did you see that they're having a really bad season.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
We were just talking about Travis kelcey.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
What's going on with the Chiefs? You know. I was
on a plane last night and we took off at
about nine pm. And interestingly, the guy, now I had
my I had air pods on, so they must have
been the Chiefs are playing on Sunday night football, I
guess right. So I had air pods in. When I
(41:50):
took my AirPods out for something, I go, what is that?
What is that noise? The guy sitting across the aisle
from me was watching the football game with the volume on.
Oh boy, they said, I cannot believe what is happening
in the world that people just play movies, sports whatever
(42:10):
on a plane with the volume up.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I would be annoying.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh my god, Thank god I had. I had air
pods and so I could noise cancel and I'm listening
to my own stuff. Nobody said anything. Nobody said anything.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, that'd be annoying.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Hit it, Charlie, what's he going to hit? You want?
You want to talk? You want to talk some sports.
Let's get into it. Who one who lost at the
end of the season.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
We got to find out who the winners are and
some of the.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
Winners are still losers.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
All right, we've the doesn't make any since we have,
I guess wrapped up the season for a DraftKings.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Bet he's gonna get to six hundred dollars that Rover promised.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Who's gonna get these six hundred dollars. We'll we all worked.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
Hard, somebody up so many downs, So.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
We've been betting every week that we get three pick
parlay with the Draftking Sportsbook. Now you can always download
the DraftKings Sportsbook. If he's the code r MG when
you sign up, as in Rover's Morning Glory r MG
to get all of the bonuses. Maybe you're gonna end
up like all of us and big big bucks coming
(43:39):
your way. Actually, you'd probably bet smarter than us, because
I I'm just stupid. All right, let's see where do
we stand now? Who was in last place? Sisers were
last or last? Okay, I don't remember? That was Uri?
Okay Smith? How did it? How'd you do? I lost?
Speaker 9 (44:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
He downs right now, it's there's no number zero zero
zero dollars. Okay, Crystal, you were in second to last place.
Speaker 11 (44:13):
And I was really worried about R. J. Harvey and
he had a score of touchdown. I was so excited
and then DeVante acruly and I am now left with a.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Quarter twenty what I have he has in her Draft
Kings account. All right, let's see who was in third,
third to last? I think was that was.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
I? I think I have spare change.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What do you have left?
Speaker 4 (44:46):
It's on the chart? Is I have two dollars and
fifty cents? That's I thought I had changed?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, because I want money to I'm depositing money into
my drifting.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
She didn't bet the whole thing. She left a couple
bucks in there.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Oh that's a shame. Oh yeah, I do have two
dollars and fifty cents. Huh what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Rover?
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Oh god, this is the best day ever?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Oh God, what do you have?
Speaker 9 (45:08):
Rover?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Well, well, what did Jeffrey get? Jeffrey was in third,
wasn't it?
Speaker 13 (45:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (45:12):
I was?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Uh, I think Jeffer was second. I was in third,
so I oh yeah, I don't know how you must
never had you do? Okay, why don't you want to?
Why are you skipping over yourself over Ver? Just because why?
She has a big reveal the Ravens. Did me dirty?
Speaker 9 (45:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Damn?
Speaker 10 (45:36):
I lost twenty I mean I put on twenty five
dollars and that with how much I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I don't even know. Do you think they have the
figures on that?
Speaker 7 (45:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Like sixty two? I think?
Speaker 12 (45:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Sixty two? Yeah, twenty five?
Speaker 13 (45:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (45:49):
It's an interesting, interesting bet there. I don't even remember
who I bet, but I thought.
Speaker 6 (45:56):
Because we accidentally bet to say we actually made to
say it that way.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Cdently made the same bet, actually, and you bet a lot.
Speaker 6 (46:03):
I remember you bet a lot of money and I
was kind of a little more conservative with my bet.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
But we actually made the.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Same bet and you both lost, meaning.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
We both lost. Yeah, how did we do? Did we
get to see the finals? Yeah? We get two out
of three? One out of three. I didn't pay attention
over the weekend to any football. I paid attention to football.
What have we got?
Speaker 15 (46:26):
We got see you ready to see it? Yes, farness, Rover,
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Start step on absolute crap.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
Won by seventy seven, barely one absolutely descroyed. Good jeff Jeffrey, Jeffrey,
you did great, right right there, second Genarly in first place.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Jeffrey in second place, in third place with two dollars
and fifty cents, followed by Rover in fourth. This is
wrong because I know I didn't have seventy seven cents left,
and then Christal with twenty five cents. Spencer dead Glass
was zero. What a great season. Great season.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I just put more money in my count.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, for round ten going why offs? Now? Are we
gonna go into the playoffs? The February season isn't over,
but we we are. The Rovers Morning Glory season will
soon be over. So kind of word.
Speaker 6 (47:40):
This is the only game we've ever had on the
show where there's nothing if you win or if.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
You lose in your work. Every other game you ever
had this cop I lost one hundred.
Speaker 6 (47:49):
Bucks winner exactly one of the games.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
It's kind of cash.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
That there's no nothing for winning.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
He knew that you were going to.
Speaker 6 (48:01):
Cheat by making smart bets the way.
Speaker 11 (48:04):
That he's bad that you're only mentioning that, Charlie, because
there's now an award that a listener.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Said, I told you my award. I told you office.
You're gonna hang it up from your personal break. Yeah, show,
the Draftking sports book competition is over. Our three pig
parlays are over, Charlie. Congress Jeffrey, good job, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
I'm proud of you the most.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Thank you. Yeah, I'm actually proud of Jeffrey. He did
pretty well. You real well. What about the grid iron
guy familiar jo jeff the guy that knows the most
about sports on the show. Guys to Jeffrey, actually applaud
Schnitzer for not being a big sports fan, but boy,
he really your yeah yeah. He partitioned participation Trophy for
(48:56):
mister Anthony Schnitzer. This is the plassification of America right now.
Everybody's getting trophies except the winner. Give me, you're getting
a clock. All right, I gotta take a break. We
will be running back.
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