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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, how can I ran in the same sort day us?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We're talking to me for a year, Charlie. It was
like a wombat man. Jeffrey wanted me to take some green.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh my god, screaming on Roverradio dot Com Rovers Morning
Glory Stars Now.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It is Thursday, October thirtieth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Morning gets Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Dougie is here.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi, Schnitzer is here. Amen,
Crystal is here. Hello, and mister Jeffrey Allen. The roque
is in the firebox. Yo, Yo, you're with us as well.
Eight six six your Rover eight six six nine six
seven six eight three seven. That's how you reach the show.
(01:23):
Give us a call it don I already get text
us at that number that comes into the studio in
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eight six six nine sixty seven six eighty three seven.
We'll get to your email here in just a moment.
We have a lot to discuss this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It's a little uh no bad weather on the way
in this morning. A lot of flooding on the highways.
It's a pretty pretty pretty rainy today. It's dark insight. Yeah,
I know I noticed this.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I I walked in and I said, lights are not
right in here?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Is iHeart?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
So trying the penny pinch to the point where they're
dimming the lights.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think that is what it is.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
No, I think it's because there's a trick or treat.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There's a Halloween party today.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
The families bring the kids to the station and then
they trick or treat at all the different areas of
the radio stations.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
They during that in the daytime, right, huh did do
that during the daytime? Why would the lightspeed? Why would
the lights be dim to make it spooky? Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, all right, I guess maybe when'd you do that?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right before? Whatever? Hey, it's fine, or they aren't paying
the bills. I'll get to your email here.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
In just a moment, somebody says that they love Doug's outfit.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I what is your out Oh good? What is this?
I'm a pumpkin?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Oh okay, she's got a pumpkin with skeleton pants on. Yeah,
it looks like glow in the dark skeleton pants and uh.
And then she's going to speak pumpkin. I mean, this
thing is my goodness, is what size is that?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
What? What size is that hoodie?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
If I may ask, you want to put my ear
had been my pumpkin headden on?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Uh there, Oh yeah, that looks good.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You got a big, big thing.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
On the side of that, like it's uh, let's see
that cobweb or something. You read you some email. Brendan says,
good morning everyone. I'm currently in school, graduating in May,
while working part time.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's a rigorous program.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So to stay focused, I deleted all of my social media.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
This year except for Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But that being said, I now rely on Dougie and
the Shizzy to stay up to date.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I just wanted to say thank you. PS.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So, yeah, this guy, he's in school, he's working, He's
up to date on every Taylor Swift story, hurricanes, time changes,
all of Dougie's greatest hits.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You're welcome, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
PS. I used to work at Crystal's old gym. I
was the light skinned gentleman that worked the front desk.
All right, there you go. Maybe Crystal remembers this guy.
I don't know, but I think Crystal. I don't know
if she's I think she's stopped going to the gym.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
She's done with the gym. Yeah, I'm a couch potato.
Now you're not still paying for the gym? Are you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, no, no, okay? How does that work on months
a month? Or do they make you do like a
one year contract or how does that? How does that work?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Exactly? You pay month to month?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Okay, when you cancel, you can cancel, but then they
do I think one last month, so you have to
know that I had going into it.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's sort of a scam, isn't it, Like? Yeah, it is.
Why can't you just cancel?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You said? Why isn't it like Netflix?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
If I cancel Netflix, they don't go, Well, you cancel,
but we're gonna charge you in another month.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's the business. I get it. It's better than it
used to be. Oh, you used to be impossible to
get Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Before I remember, you used to have to sign up
for like a one year two sometimes a two year contract.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
There's no getting out.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, Nick writes, regarding the hooker situation, this sounds like
a setup. You're going to get there and there's going
to be drugs or weapons hidden within the objects you
are sent to box up and if the items are
stopped at customs, Rover and B two's fingerprints are going
(05:55):
to be all over those items. Rover claims they'll understand.
It was just a misunderstanding. Have you ever watched the
show Locked Up Abroad? The authorities are never understanding and
you end up sitting in a foreign prison until your
legal dilemma plays out.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Don't do it, Rover. And this is in.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Regards to the Well, we call her the international hooker
on the show. It's this prostitute that we've met. I
guess it's never been one hundred percent confirmed that she's
a prostitute, but she's a prostitute and she just travels
the world. I'm talking, like ridiculous, doing ridiculous things, partying
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on yachts in the South of France, doing all this,
you know, champagne for breakfast and partying like all this craziness.
And it turns out that she's actually engaged too. Well, guys,
she's been with for ten plus years, but I don't know,
she's always come up with all these dudes anyway. She
(07:05):
says that her and this this fiance have been denied
entry to anywhere in the United Kingdom, which is England.
It's all these islands that they have whatever. Canada, I
don't know. It's Canada part of the United Kingdom, I
don't think so is it they love?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They liked the queen? Who like the queen? The Queen's
on their money, it was she was.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I thought they were done with the I don't know
what do I know about Canada? Who knows anyway? So,
uh so they are denied entry. So they wanted to
be two or they asked they do with that? B
two and I were going there for a play, and
they said, hey, listen, what if you go out there
a little bit early and you pack up all of
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this stuff of ours because we're going to have to
turn around and sell this place because we can't get
into the country anymore, and we have a place there.
We have to get out of the country or we
can't get into the country, and we want to sell
this wee.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So I said, sure, why not? Who cares the two things?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That this is indeed some sort of weird setup that
we can't trust, and said, what are they going to do?
She because they're going to kidnap us? I go, why
would they Why would you need to go through all
that trouble to kidnap us. Could you just come over
here and kidnap me. I don't I'm not, I don't know.
I'm not as concerned, but Tony says Rover. Usually Dougie
(08:38):
makes me so angry that I just text because I'm furious.
But I'm fifty seven here in a few days, and
I'm successful, and I would buy her any jeep she
wants for a dinner date and just some time to talk.
I definitely get to sleep with her though. Yeah, I'm
an attractive old school male and I definitely appreciate a strong,
(09:02):
sensual woman. I think everything on the radio is nonsense.
So let's get off the radio. I don't know what
that means. Let's get off the radio. But sodoogie, would
you be interested? This guy says that he would buy
you any jeep that you want.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He loved it.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
She just told me yesterday. She because I don't want
to give this jeep back that she has from the
jeep dealership or whatever. I don't want to give that
jeep back, said buy it. I can't, so this guy
would buy it for you. But you just have to
go out to dinner and talk and you have to sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
With this guy. You won't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
No.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
That reminds me of the plot of the movie In
Decent Proposal, where a millionaire played by Robert Redford goes
to the Way heroes his wife goes to the way Heros'.
This character says, I'll give you a million dollars for
one night with your wife. I said, this guy's doing
just not for a million dollars. Would you do it
for a million dollars? No, not even for a million.
I'd sleep with a guy for a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So you can hit you up. Go for it. I
mean for a million dollars. Why not? You couldn't live
with yourself.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
I don't need the money that bad to cheapen myself to.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Somebody complained, I don't have any money. I can't move.
She has phone over to her eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I'm doing that Saturday. You're doing that? Done yet? You
can do it online. Let's let's live during the next
commercial break. We can do it online. I'll look up
my thing. That's fine. What do you mean you look
up your thing? She really does not. I got this.
(10:41):
I think you do. It's been like a month.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's been a month since I think over a month,
you keep saying you have it concern.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What step have you taken? Steps? Baby steps, Charlie, she's
taking no steps I'm waiting to take.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I learned well after this that she's like, oh, I
can't do this, I can't do that. It turns out
she actually has a Verizon account already.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'll look it up for something that and then I go,
I go, do you just don't worry about it?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I said, what is this Verizon cout? She goes, oh,
it's for the donut truck. A cell phone on the
donut truck. I go, yeah, can't you just use your own?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
No, because for the health department, you have to put
that on the truck.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You have to put it on the truck.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
You have to put the phone number of your company
on the truck.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So I'm not going to put you mean on the
outside of the truck like you rather. I see.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, now, okay, do you have a separate cell phone?
Do you have a different phone?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Are you told you this? Does it?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So you don't just have it set up as a
second line on your iPhone?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Because you could do that. I know. I don't want
anything to do with that. Okay, all right, that would
be too simple. So you have an entirely separate But
I know, yes, interesting, I'm not stupid, she says, No,
you're stupid. Don't question.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
This is why I don't tell you anything about my business.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You do everything in a weird way. No, don't you do?
You don't let.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Rovers since you want to have six different cell phones
floating around.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
No, he can do his thing. Let him be the
person to do his thing.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You do need to keep that separate. The right.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
You're not going to put her number on your business account,
are you?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No? Okay, okay, she.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Is an employee though, right, there'sh No, I'm not putting her.
I'm just saying it could be a company cell phone
that you write off. Let's see here, Stephanie writes, Hey Rover.
When I was three and a half, my dad passed away.
Growing up, my mom always told me this incredible story
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about how he was an organ downer and that they
used parts of his eyes to help someone who needed them,
and that person even wrote her a letter. For years,
I honestly thought she just said that to make me
feel better, like your dad's a hero story. Fast forward
to adulthood, I found the actual letter. Turns out my
(13:09):
dad really did help change lives. They used his skin
for burn victims, and his eyes went to someone who
repaired organs and pianos for a living. How poetic is
that the recipient wrote a beautiful letter thanking my mom,
saying his life was changed forever and that he was
so sorry for our loss. Finding that letter gave me chills.
(13:31):
It made me proud, and it made me sign up
to be an organ donor too. So now I tell
everyone say yes to organ donation because you never know
whose life story you might tune up.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
See. Color me skeptical. Fake letter. Come on, I think
it's a fake letter. I just have to be honest
with you.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I mean, Stephanie, I know you found this letter, but
this is I mean decades and decades ago. I don't
know how old Stephanie is, but let's just say this
is forty or fifty years ago. I think what they
did is they took whatever you donate your body, you
donate this, and I think that whatever company got ahold
of it just sent they sent that same letter to everybody,
(14:19):
or they probably had about twenty different letters, fake letters
that had you know, were were typed up, and they
would just randomly send out these letters. His skin went
to burn victims. Why not, that's never happens. I don't know,
but I just and his eyes. His eyes went to
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someone who tunes pianos. You don't even need your eyes
for that, right anyway? PS sending warm wishes and good
vibes for Charlie's Jamaican vacation. I'm actually flying into Montego
Bay on November nineteenth.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Are you are? I don't know about that, Chris Rights.
Somebody told me the airport. Airport will be open tomorrow.
I don't know what information they have, but I get
snacks there. Yeah, I had a vacation.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Look I I they might get something going once again.
But tell me about the resort that you're supposed to
stay at.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is there? I can't, I can't. I can't find any
videos on that good right, isn't that good? If it
was destroyed? Is it? Or is it now?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's gone? But he's around the post a video of it.
Chris Rides, you're over. I just heard Dougie report on
the truck full of monkeys that crashed in Jasper County, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I live in a neigh it was Mississippi, right.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I live in a neighboring and it's crazy that Jasper
County has made national news twice recently. Jasper County is
home to Heidelberg High School, which is where the homecoming
shooting was a few weeks ago. There were like six
shootings that weekend in Mississippi, if you remember, I do.
I think Ducy went through all of them. That's yeah.
(16:21):
There is a conspiracy on social media following that monkey
crash now, because the truck was not on the correct
route to make it to Florida from Tulane University, which
is where those monkeys were supposedly going. You would take
I ten to get to Florida. The wreck happened on
I fifty nine, which runs from Louisiana up to Birmingham
(16:42):
and then Atlanta. Loved the show Daily listener from South
Mississippi since two thousand and six. I moved to Memphis
for a couple of years, found you guys on the
rock station there and have been listening ever since. Well, Chris,
thank you very much. Now they're probably are conspiracy theories
going around. They go, oh, how come this guy was
(17:02):
on that highway? Because these monkeys are going to Florida
or whatever. They must be doing something weird. I would
say the more logical explanation would be that there were
monkeys on this truck, and that they were there might
have been other things on this truck too, and that
they stop. Anybody who's ever had something delivered on a truck,
(17:25):
it's usually not a point A to point B sort
of thing. It's usually the truck is going from point
A to B to C to D and then your
point Z at the end where they drop stuff off.
So they're probably making multiple stops. Probably a simple explanation,
or those are super monkeys that they're using for some
sort of medical research.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Nicole says, By the way, what would the conspiracy theory be?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Not those monkeys? What is it? What are they doing?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Nicole writes Rover Dougal didn't like the seconds analogy trillion dollars,
trillion dollar perspective. Okay, so that was Elon Musk, Yes,
a trillion dollars, So.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I forget.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Charlie came up with something that he had seen somewhere
and it was a million seconds ago.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Was however longer? Oh I got a.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Million seconds ago is eleven days ago. Okay, a billion
seconds go is nineteen ninety four. Okay, a trillion seconds
ago was thirty one thousand BC.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
So this was I mean that sort of puts it
in perspective because it's hard to just when you're thinking
of cash, money, what's a or anything. Really, these numbers
are so large that it's hard to wrap your brain around.
So now we everyone very easily understands seconds, years, so
(18:56):
on and so forth. So uh, that's they put it
in that frame. So let's see here, Nicole says, Dude,
you didn't like that though. So Tesla has approximately one
hundred and twenty six thousand employees worldwide working for them.
Let's give them a bonus that would allow each employee
(19:16):
to be a millionaire. With an almost eight million dollar bonus,
even half a trillion would be four million per employee.
A trillion dollars is absolutely crazy to give to one
person who already has enough money to never have to
worry about anything ever. Again, well, it is interesting that
the chairman of the board of Tesla's like, well, we
(19:39):
need this trillion dollar pay package for Elon Musk or
he may leave. But in the past he said that
he doesn't do it for money, right, all these things go.
I don't do it for the money, So why why
give them the trillion dollars? Trillion dollars is just an
absolute dig kulous amount of money.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't care about.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
CEO is making a bunch of money, good for them,
But a trillion, I mean there is a limit though,
I mean a trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Look at this all right.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
There's one hundred dollar bill. There's a stack of hundreds
that is ten thousand, there's one million dollars, there's one
hundred million dollars. Is a pallet basically of one hundred
dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
A billion dollars is a bunch of pallets one hundred
dollar bills, and then a football field stacked with one
hundred dollar bills as tall as a person is A
trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
One million dollars is not much of a stack, is it.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No?
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Look at that very small okay, movies, It's like, yeah, yeah,
you could just take a briefcase and have a million
dollars in there.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
That's crazy. John writes, good morning. I was listening to
your show for him. A couple days ago, when Snitz
went to Las Vegas on his vacation. You asked him
the best things he enjoyed while being there. He said
the sphere, of course. Then his second thing was watching
a woman fall backwards down the stairs, splitting her head
(21:26):
wide open.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Really, how wrong and disturbing is that? And say it
was best?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Then his wife, being a nurse, didn't even get up
to help the poor woman.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
She said, don't tell anyone. Shame on her and shame
on Snits.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I hope someday they need help and people stand around
and watch them bleed instead. If this was one of
his best memories of the vacation, he should stay home
and play video games and watch his stupid movie Keeps
Wrong with People those years.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's not what I said. You didn't say that was
the best part. No, of course not.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't recall what he said exactly, but I trust John.
I mean, we know how evil Snitch is behind the scenes.
You should see the things he does around here. Well,
and she just trips people sometimes, sticks his leg out
when they're walking by.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
And Snitz did have a medical emergency and everyone on
the show left him.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, you guys are evil.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Did not leave them. I was told, I was told
I have to go upstairs. We're gonna leave the liquor.
Huh boot liquor?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Who me? Yeah? Okay, boss, gotta go. Okay. We had
a tab going.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
What I was told I was trying to get in
the ambulance and I was told I was not allowed,
and then I was told we were going to go
to the hospital in just a minute, just.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
As soon as we finished the next round. I know,
I think it was just close out the tab. Then
we never went. Let's see here, body shot Brad. You're
on Rover's Morning Glory, Good morning, Hey, what's happening? Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
On the aftermath, jil R said that he was getting
oil change.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
I had two questions for him.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Did they find anything else on his car that he needed?
And did he get his thousand dollars from escar? Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
And he claims that he has this light on that
says that the airbag is non functional or whatever. But
he assures us that the mechanic told him that it
actually will deploy if he gets in an accident. Although
everybody that his text and says, if that light is on,
(23:47):
that air bag is not going to deploy if you're
in an accident. And this is very very dangerous. All right,
So did you take your car in for an oil change?
Did they find anything? And did you get that one
thousand dollars from your escrow yet?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Really, it's so interesting. Oh that was funny. That's so funny. Oh,
way to go. The has to be turned down the story.
(24:27):
Pretend to be glumpy. Everybody's talking over me.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Uhhh, yeah whatever, Yes, I did drop my car off
for first oil change.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
So you dropped it off yesterday? Yeah? How did you?
Did they give it back to you yesterday or no?
The shop was close to closing close. How did you
get into work today? Took the bus? Oh my god?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Why wouldn't you take the car home and do it
on a different day.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why would you
do that? It's raining oil change. Yeah, it's not some
emergency usually like you wait in your car. Yeah, it's
a quick thing. It's weird.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Well do you remember the last time I went to
one of those quick gold changed places?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
You remember what happened? Right? They left the oil thing open.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Yeah, and oil got it, got a little guy and
just just completely discomodulated my timing chain and I had
to be replaced.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That was a was a thousand dollars. Yeah, okay, different place.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
So just don't have a car. How did you get
home yesterday? So where'd you drop it off at?
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Dropped it off at the place that fixed you know,
that originally fixed my.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Car, the one that the light is on, saying that
your air bags aren't going to work.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
That place, Yeah, Detroy Auto Clink. This guy, the guys
are great, and you're mixing up to two. You're mixing
up to guys. I am, yes, that guy.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That guy is.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That guy's good. Okay, that guy's good.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
But who's the person that installed the steering column?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
No, some other guy.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Remember some other guy came out drove from like Youngstown
to Jeffrey's place to do a personal that's a pair, okay,
all right.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
The Detroit Auto Clinic did the replacement work on my steering.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Column, so I'm not misremembering, okay.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
And they're gonna do my oil change and they're gonna
take a look at that light, and well, well I'll
have it back today tomorrow. How because he has other cars,
he has other customers too. I'm not the only one.
Why would you leave it?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Why wouldn't you just say, hey, When are you going
to get to my car and I'll drop it off?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Then? Yeah, when are you ready? And then I'll take
it because I can't be without a car.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I've been on a car before, Doc, I he could,
but I mean it's a hassle. So why not you
think they're gonna you think they're working on it right now.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
They're not even open yet.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Okay, So you could have dropped it off after the
show today and then they would have had all day
to work on it.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Got to work, okay, you guys. I don't know how
you guys could get I walked from his shop back
to my house.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
But might not drop it off on a day when
they're ready or you don't need your car, Why drop
it off when they're.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
Closing, because they would probably get to it today and
who knows it probably I'm lucky they'll be done with
it by the days. Did you talk to them yesterday?
I just said, hey, look my car, my car needs
oil change? And yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
And did they say when they would be able to
get in days? When it would?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You just just you just took it upon yourself to
drop it off there.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, isn't this the second time you dropped off his
car at the place and they were not ready for it.
And you just to have a car for four days days?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, same thing. What about this check engine light? Set?
The check engine lights? It's the service airbag light, that
check enginelight while we're on the right.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
No, that's just when the light lights go through the
testing debt.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That light turn the car.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
I just turned it on to see the odometer. That
light goes off when when you start the engine, but
it comes back dead.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You got any shoe? Okay, good? So he's not going
to have a car for a whole weekend. Well, how
are you going to get to work?
Speaker 11 (28:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
This will this will really throw off his odometer check,
won't it. Bristol's really going to outdo him.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, how are you going to get an idea?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
So you're doing this on purpose? So how defensive is
this going to be? How are like my car?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I'm talking about not having a car. How are you
going to get to the fence company today? They have
to ober maybe how much is that.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Going to cost? About fifteen bucks? And they had no
way to get me ride though, so it ride because
you have a car.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You should have just waited and said Hey, when do
you want me to drop off the car? And then
they would have told you and then you could have
dropped it off. Then if they're not going to get
to it until whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Get it. Yeah, that's a great point, just to suggest
you can however you like. But I'm just what time
do they open? They already have the car? What point different?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Because he doesn't have a car, the guy can't get
to it till monday, he can go get it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Why did he drop it off before?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
For no?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I mean, remember he didn't have a car for four days.
It was a working car. He just left it there.
Single remember something replaced? I thought, yeah, it was it.
Why did you remember what?
Speaker 7 (29:15):
I was driving my car to work and I had
to have a tow to hit shop because my timing
belt went off the rail or my serpentine belt.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Excuse me, when I went off the rail?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, all runs into one giant car repair.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Let's see here, Brock writes, I'm currently going through withdrawls.
I am the person that got the seven warnings and
was threatened to be fired recently for listening to the show.
Someone knew that used to be amish. Oh, someone knew
that used to be Amish and now jump the fence
started working there. He's working and wearing earbuds and nothing
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is being said. If you were in my shoes, what
would you do? Also, with today's technology, there has to
be something I can use that I can wear underneath
my ear plugs or that is completely invisible or unnoticeable.
I need some tips because I can't afford to lose
my job, But at the same time, I can't afford
to not listen to you. Yeah, I don't know what
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the solution is. But he works with the Amish. Was
he like in construction or something, and they told me
you can't wear his earbuds anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I don't know what options does this guy have.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
I'm waiting for you to say, quit your job.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, the first thing you could do, all right, I
do have to take up. Do have to take a
quick break here in just a second, aj says. A
lot more info came out on the Aftermath yesterday about
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Jeffrey's medication taking regimen. It turns out he only remembers
to take the hydro chlora thorazide about twenty five percent
of the time. He says he frequently forgets to take
it before he leaves in the morning, and he doesn't
want to rely on a phone, alarm or any technology
to help him. Remember, this guy can't pick up a
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habit or a routine to save his life. We know
he barely remembers to brush his teeth, to shower, to
wipe his ass, etc. I work in a primary care office,
and I can't emphasize the importance of medication adherents enough,
especially with blood pressure medication. He should really try to
make an effort to take it every morning and maybe
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keep a supply someplace where he can take it later
if he forgets to take it at home. Also, he
should consider not eating six burger patties in one sitting.
That would be a start. Love the show AJ from Rochester.
All right, so you only take your blood pressure medication.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Twenty five percent of the time.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Yeah, because a lot of times I'm usually focused on,
like you know, getting ready and getting out the door
and time for works, and then sometimes yeah, it slips
my mind.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But you've told us that you take it every day.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
I try to, okay, but sometimes I gotta be got
get better at better at I remember, and I said
on the aftermath, I need to make sure I incorporate
that into my morning routine.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Put it next to your toothbrush.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Oh well, we want them to take it, dug. I
did brush my teeth this morning. I showered last night.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Why don't we Why don't you take your blood? Why
don't you bring some blood pressure medication in here?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh that's another bad idea. Why are you giving me
a dirty look? That's actually a great idea. At least
you'd be giving me a dirty look. None of us
want it.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
No, it would remind you to take it every day.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, we're all trying to get high off.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
So then what we would do is you come in,
you shit down, we start the show. You take your
blood pressure pills.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yeah, that's actually a really good idea.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Sweet, he's really like I'm trying to trick him into something.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I know he's trying to keep te I bring extra pills,
just the whole point of I have my extra pills
here in case I forget to take the pills.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh see, that's that's actually good too. What is what
are those pills?
Speaker 5 (33:19):
There's a metprazole and a xanax if I want one,
uh huh or not as xanax a klonipun. Okay, you
can't do that, not with the blood pressure the control substance. Okay,
he won't, you won't. You can't have that here. Why
you keep going to answer the question of why.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
There's information on the bottle that's private.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Your name and your address, which we all know unfortunately,
So I mean, Charlie's been to your house. What are
you worry What are you worried about? Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I don't know, just that's just me, but we know
where you live. Yeah, like I said, you can also.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Just put it in a plastic like in a ziploc
man if you don't want to bring it.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
A pill container, because I have one that just pill
every day, just every day. You will not you take one.
Any number of options available.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
You could take a sharp you know, hidr adress where
you could drop that of high blood pressure one or
the other's.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Ryan writes, you're over. I was listening to the show
from Wednesday. You guys were talking about lustful thoughts and
everyone was weighing in, so I wanted to share something. Yeah,
this was justin Bieber saying that he believes if you
have a lustful thought about a woman, that's the same
as actually sleeping with that woman. It's adultery. According to
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Justin Bieber, that's crazy. Justin needs to get his head checked. Anyway,
this guy says, Ryan says, my wife considers porn cheating,
so I am forbidden to watch porn.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's ridiculous. It goes further.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
We were watching the show Six Feet Under and there
was a sex scene that I did immediately fast forward
through as I normally would, and she got up and
left the room. I paused it because I figured she
was getting something or going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I asked what she was doing, and she replied, I'm
waiting until you're done watching that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Clearly you want to watch it. Oh boy. It turned
into a half hour argument.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It boggles my mind to hear you guys talk about
watching porn or even talking about how hot other women are.
How do your wives or girlfriends get past it? How
do you not feel guilty about it? I would never
cheat on my wife, not in a million years, but
I think her views are a bit extreme.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Ps.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
We're not religious in any way.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It's just crazy.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
If I got yelled at because a TV show had
a sex scene in it, I would leave. I would
literally leave I'd go ahead, this is not worth my
time in arguing you're going to You're an adult man.
You're not ever going to convince this person to be normal.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Ever, you're not a ten year old boy whose mom
can yell at you for something that's on TV.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
This is you know, this wouldn't even begin to be
an argument. As soon as the argument started to go No,
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
What what does your wife think that you're gonna see
this sex scene on TV and then you're gonna go
track down the actress and have sex with her. I mean,
it's ridiculous. Yeah, you're Maybe we're or maybe I'm a
little on one end of the extreme, one end of
the spectrum here where I tell them, oh, that shook's hot. Okay,
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maybe not every wife wants to hear that, but I mean,
that's a divorce.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
If my wife was trying to tell me what to
watch on TV or what I couldn't watch, or even
dictate whether or not you could watch porn, you know,
that should be like Bill Clinton in the military with
gays in the military when Clinton was president. Don't ask,
don't tell that's it. I'm just gonna get divorced right now. Yeah,
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I'm only gonna end up terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah. Yes, this is an awful life you're living.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, and this is what actually pauses cheating, I believe,
because you're being so repressed and so held back, and
you can only bottle that up for so long, and
you're gonna have some resentment towards this wife.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Now, who knows.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Maybe this wife, maybe she's eleven on a scale of
one to ten, and he's putting up with all this crap. Still,
all right, I have to take a break. Our number
is eight sixty six. Year were over eight six six
nine six seven sixty three seven, will be right back,
hang on or phone you a bitch and breaking all
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of your coffee tables.
Speaker 11 (37:46):
Welcome back to rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
To the guy with the earbuds.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
This guy says Elgin Ruckus wireless earbuds with twenty five
decibel noise reduction OSHA compliant hearing protection.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
There you go. So that's how you can listen to
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Speaker 3 (38:29):
Elgin Ruckus wireless earbuds. William in New York here rond
Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning William, Good morning, rovers.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hey, what's happening him?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Ah, Man, I used to follow you when he.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Worked with brother Weeds. Oh, yes, it's been many moves. Well,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I got I had this man as much as I can't. Well,
usually work wasn't to you at work, but but I
not a working rate though I got things.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
For was it Spitzer, yes, our video director. Yes.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Now he went to the biodome and somebody fell.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yes, he went to the biodome in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Somebody fell, crack their skull open, and him and his
wife just sat there and pretended like they could offer
no help.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
We weren't close, but yeah, and they.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Have a long story short man. In twenty twenty one,
I had to go back some wasn't South Carolina. Man.
They don't let us sell there. Man, they don't like you. Meanwhile,
I had to come back up here on Christmas Eve.
I'm a Dallas airport and I'm going up a double escalator,
and I mean, I don't want to hate, like comeing
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and go. Then lady next to me, she was a
little big. She had a suitcase. Un us she had
a big bag. I got her suitskick. She had a
double bag.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
On top of the suitcase. So we're both riding up
the escalator and then all of a sudden, she just fell.
I mean, just yourself. I like jumped over the escalator
and I caught her by her head. Man, have you
ever been in an escalator that got little sharp things?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Man? I think that could have. Like, I don't heard her, man,
but I.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Caught her by her head, caught her by her head.
You're a hero, saying her.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I caught her by her head. And I'm standing there
and I'm like riding up the escalator. There's people running
up to escalator to help me out, and.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
I'm holding her there.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Meanwhile, the short story was I only had to go
out and escalated because.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I don't like flying.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Then I don't have my wife anymore. And the pilots
told me to go get my bag, and I realized
I already checked my bag in the.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
God I had to go on, that's why whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Meanwhile, after I caught her, we get to the top
of the things, She's all right, it all card, give
me praises.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I'm like, oh, man, I gotta go get my bag.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Man, gotta go get the bag. All right, Well, you
save the hag. You got your bag and everything's okay.
You jumped, you spring into action while Schnitz are video director.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, coward in the corner. I understand. I get what
you're getting at here. All right, you're a year of
thank you for your service, William. I appreciate it. Thank you.
I was Nordon, you're the lady. But okay, m and
it was a nurse. Are you there?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
There is a guy that people are upset about. Let
me pull this up here. People are upset over this
this YouTuber. His name is Tyler Olivera. And they say
that he's you know, they're lobbing all the usual complaints
that he's insensitive cultural appropriation. I don't even know how.
He's not really appropriating anything. I'm not sure exactly what
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he's doing. They say that he's making fun of Indian
people all because he wents and he recorded for a
YouTube video India's poop throwing festival. Now, this is where
a bunch of people get together at the end of it.
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This is the Gorhaba festival. This is where at the
end of the Wali whatever that is. I guess that's
some sort of Indian holiday or.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
Something, or isn't that when they that huge festival with
all those people.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I have no idea, don't know what it is.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
And so at the end of that, these people at
the Gorhaba festival, all these villagers, they get together and
they hurl cowpoop at one another. And I'm talking not
just a cow patty. We're talking mass amounts of cow
dong where every man, woman, and child is covered from
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head to toe in.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Manure. Do they think it's sacred?
Speaker 6 (43:05):
I don't know what they think they think is sacred.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Cows are yeah, good to what's that gonna do? You're
gonna smear cowpoop all over you? And man, this guy's
wearing a hazmat suit while he's at the while I'll
play it.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
I think they have a teaser clip.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's only about a minute long, and he's wearing a
has mat suit with goggles and everything.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
And people are treating this.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Guy like he's some sort of uh, insane racist or something.
And I'm like, no, no, why can't we all just
be honest it is it. It's a crazy tradition throwing
cowpoop at one another. You can you can probably look
at some traditions we do here in the United States
and go that's crazy. I'm not quite sure which one
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would rise to this level of craziness, but yeah, we
can be honest.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
This is a bizarre cultural thing. It's strange. I get it.
They'rein do it. They do it.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Good for them, I don't. You know, I'm not gonna
stop them from throwing cowpoop at each other. But let's
not pretend like like, you know, like this is just
completely Oh yeah, that's that's that's normal. There is Uh,
here's a little teaser of this guy. If you're watching
r mg TV, which you can always fire up for
free at roverradio dot com or with the Rover Radio
app on your phone, your tablet or your TV.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Here it is. So he's got like a one of
these these three. Yeah, he's walking. I mean this is
basically they have a huge pile of cowpoop.
Speaker 6 (44:45):
So we used to play mud volleyball back when I
lived in Rockford, Illinois. That's like, yeah, it was the
whole field that they used mud and what they spray
it down and you play and it's amazing, that's exactly.
The whole field is all lied. But you're sure that's poop.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
It's cow poop.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
They're all in cowpoop, and this guy's holding like a
three sixty cam up on a little pole. Look at
this guy with this job. Oh, they just whacked them
in the head. Did you see that they did? They're there,
they have like cowpoop boulders that they are throwing at
one another. Look at oh they and they all love
hitting this guy. Nobody's complaining about this. Nobody's like, hey,
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they're they're specifically going after this guy because he's an outsider.
But you know, as they all throw cowpoop at his head,
what's the racist part? Yeah, well, just participating in a
celebration because they say that he is not there to
understand the culture, and.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
He's I think this is doing it for the views. Now,
this the poop thing is disgusting. But also I think
the guy is a racist weirdo. Don't know anyth about him. Yeah,
I don't really know much bomb, but I've never heard
of the guy either. Tyler Olivera does weird poverty porn
is what they call it, where he just goes and
just look at the thumbnails on his page.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Videos. It's just it's just these.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Weird I fought wait, let me see, I fought scammers
in Paris. Now that's gotta be that's got to be
some sort of AI generated Well.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's all fake.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
All these are, I mean, as I'm gonna show you,
they're all like, here is fake crying England's I mean,
he's just here. He is fighting people in Paris again
and in Rome.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
You show this before where he fought. That was the
guy who actually went and fought. Yeah, this guy, but
he's just he goes out.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
He's got you know, I investigated the country where slavery
is still legal.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I think this, Yeah, yeah, that's who I want to
do all of my serious investigations. But the fact of
the matter is he went and and and uh, you
know a strange festival.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
It's a strange festival.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
And people are saying that, oh, he is ignoring the
cultural significance behind this poop throwing festival.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, whatever that means. Well, they're all he cares.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
I hate to break it to you, but anybody watching
stuff on YouTube, they don't care about the cultural significance
of it. They just they just go, oh, let's three,
let's watch people throw cow poop at each other. And
thank god, I would never do something like that. That's disgusting.
That's that's what YouTube viewers are going to say, what's.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
That, but they'll watch it.
Speaker 6 (47:22):
None of those people were really like, aren't you supposed
to if you're honoring something, is playing in it and
throwing it at people the way to honor it, shouldn't
you be one with the poop?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
They're one with it. I mean they're they're in it.
They're walking, they're covered with smeared. I mean, you saw
some of these you know, some of these people. I
hear people on the outskirts. They are not covered in poop.
If you look at this frame, but you know, just
regular villagers. Yeah, they're smiling, they're having good time. But
if you go back, well it's a poop pit. You
can see, like these guys are literally completely covered. Look
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at this guy with a giant poop boulder on his head.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yeah, there's a pit where they Then look at.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
This guy over here on the left. Do you see
the other guy with a poop boulder.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Throw a giant poop boulder of cow poop right on
somebody's head.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yeah, I mean, this is that's not really onnering.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
That is so I mean, okay, it's gross, all right,
It's just gross we can admit that, and it's not.
It's not racist, it's not you know, uh, not being
cognizant of somebody's culture. I can make an opinion on
something and go throwing cow poop and smearing yourself ahead
the toe, giving yourself a mud mask of cow poop.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Is is gross. You can say that.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
But to go in there and marck it and wear
the hazmat suits.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I give this guy credit actually for going. Yes, he's
wearing a hasmat suit. I wouldn't want to get in
there either with that, with that one. But he's in there,
he's doing it. Let's and it. And frankly, it didn't
look like any of these dudes that were in the
cowpoop pit had any issue with him in there.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
U I had no idea they even did this. So
this is now I'm now you want to go on
this video you and Jeffrey can mul I actually heard it.
Speaker 12 (49:07):
A bunch of people in India were like, oh, there's
still this really gross thing that they do over in
America where they poop their pants and then they take
their underwear and they try to throw it into the woods.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
They're grossed out. Yeah, yikes, I've got to take a break. Doug,
let me get caught up here because I got a
little bit behind. We do have the shoozy on the way,
which we'll get to right after this.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Hang on,