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October 16, 2025 49 mins
Duji is wearing a Christmas sweater, and a fly is attracted to her. Sleeping naked. JLR is missing an email from Duji about his son. Letting college athletes bet on professional sports games. JLR's dream radio job. 

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory, Rover Dog Charley, millions of
abortions all the time, and Jeffrey. My last babble was
a foot.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Long streaming on roverradio dot com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening. It is Thursday October. We're sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm Rover. Dougey is here.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Good morning, Sir.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Charlie is here, Hi, Snitzer is here, Amen, Crystal is here. Hello,
and mister Jeffrey Allen LaRoe is in the firebox.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yo, Yo, you were with us as well.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Eight sixty six Yo, Rover is the number eight sixty six,
nine sixty seven, six eighty three seven.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's how you reach your show. Give us a call
at that number.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
You get sex to say, that number that comes into
the studio in real time, by the best way.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You give us a call. Eight sixty six, nine sixty seven,
six eighty three seven.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Let's see here. I'll get to your email here in
just a moment. We have a lot to discuss today.
Starting to get a little bit chilly, isn't it in
the morning, And it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Out oh, I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's too cold, too cold for Meuse.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bugs are back there. Which bugs are though?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It is those little Which ones? Are those the teeny
tiny ones or the ones with the big wings big
mosquit is?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't have them.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, no I've seen those.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah huh.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And by the lake like you or Snitz, I haven't
seen them yet. Maybe they're coming my way.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, I talked to somebody this morning. I thought they
only came like once a year.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
They already came.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I know, why are they coming again?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
That's weird? God, I hope you're I wanted to come
my way again.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, they're not gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's too too, too late, too cold for them to
pop up.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know what I do have? What's that?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
And I just ordered?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I have?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Might make me sound gross, but I have gnats? I
have like two three gnats that just fly around. I
don't know where they're coming from. I don't have any
bananas or anything out like food out fruit flies or gnats?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
What's I don't know the difference is neither.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't know. These are inside your house?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Eye it could come from the fruit that you bought,
like it could you know.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just waiting for all of the text messages to say
where they're coming from. You know, maybe somewhere down there
that's not getting a whole lot of use.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I have a picture of my truck this morning of
this is Snitzer's food truck. Yeah wait, yeah, yeah, that'd
be gross. Yeah, like let me all right, let's see there. Ah,
those are midges.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So what he's going to do before he opens up
his food truck is this is what I'm selling? Spray
that sucker down with all sorts of chemicals.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
No, I'm selling midges. Would you like some trinkles with that?
He's right, No one's done that before.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
There you go. Let me reuse some email.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Christopher Wrights, not only have you been playing length songs
during the break at w ZZO in Allentown, but they
continue to play while the show is on. The delay
is ridiculous. I time the delay from when RMG came
back on until ZZO started the broadcast. It was two
minutes and thirty two seconds using a stopwatch. All right,

(04:21):
maybe there it is. That's the delay. Now somebody sent me.
Maybe it's the same guy.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't know. This is this case name that was.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Christopher Martin just sent me a text message. He says,
the issue with Zzo and Allentown is that the show
used to start at six oh two am, the same
time as all your other stations. Now it starts broadcasting
at six oh six because they play a podcast, ad
and music, the show is four minutes behind the entire

(04:51):
morning show. Okay, Now I've heard other people say the
same thing, Chilie. Can you can you whip up an
email for me please and send this to eagor Beaver.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
On it Rob.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Tell them that they start at six oh six am
instead of six oh two am.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
They used to start at six oh two am.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Now they're starting at six oh six in Allentown and
it's causing the show to be four minutes behind. That's
not angry off, thank you. We need action for our
fans in Allentown. Let's see Travis Wright. So I kept

(05:40):
meaning to email regarding the best of shows. I have
an hour commute to work. It's mainly on a two
lane road in the middle of nowhere. I typically start
driving about five thirty in the morning. Once at work,
I have a standing meeting at eight am every day.
So on a good day, I get to listen to
the show from six am to eight AM. I listen
to the rest of the show on my hour drive home,
and then the following morning from five thirty six. When

(06:00):
you run a Best Stuff I only get to listen
from six to eight, which sucks. During my drive home
and the following morning, I have to listen to regular
radio or a different talk show. Both options are just
not good. It's especially rough when you guys are off
for an extended period of time. But recently you put
your best of shows on your podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It makes it possible for me to hear the entire
show on my schedule. Best stuff shows are great. I'm
a longtime listener. It's like traveling back in time. I
think about what I was doing then, or where I
was in my life when dumb slept with a prostitute
in Nevada. Oh yes, good thing to you know, just
a little way point on the journey of life. There

(06:41):
you go, Where was? It's kind of like you'd hear
your grandparents or something. They'd be like, I remember exactly
where I was.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
When JFK was shot. This is your JFK.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
This is nine to eleven, Where was I when dumb
cheated on his wife with a prostitute in Nevada our
old phone screener. Anyways, he goes on and he says
that f iheart's preference to not podcast best of shows,
keep sticking it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
To the man. Yes, that is their preference, but we
stuck we stuck it in. We'll see.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I hear you loud and clear. I listen to my audience,
so I'm like, what corporate Jason says, what's up?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I listen to the show a day behind, and you
are currently talking about Halloween decorations. This is what my
wife makes me put up every year, and every year
gets bigger.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I think she has a problem. Ps.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
The phantom is sixteen feet tall. Let me see what
he has going on.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Oh, that makes me so happy.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's a that's big, fantastic. That's his wife that was
in the background there carrying a giant pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That's like a the size of a car.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
At the look at the skeleton coming out of the
ground and the.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hind his legs.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's awesome, your phantom. Here's the phantom sixteen feet tall. Yeah,
I mean a lot.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
People are spending a lot of money now somebody is
already complaining about something that do she's wearing today?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
What do you live on me? Yes? You let me see? Yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
She goes this is she has a Christmas sweatshirt on
and it's not even Halloween yet.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I know it's first, poor baby's first poor Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Al are you going to that?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I'm just wearing this sweatshirt for the hell of it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You do do that sometimes?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Well? Yeah, but I mean you have a fly, a
giant fly, buzzing around your.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hair and her hair.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's in her hair, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, it's on your headphone.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Curl my hair.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh yeah, it's on your headphone.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Right.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh, I see it.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
This is where'd you get that sweatshirt? Out of a
dirty big Jeffrey fly?

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Grow?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's superhuman.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Now it's still there there.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You got dead, No, she's she didn't even have it.
You got it now, you got It's on your your nose.
It's on your nose.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
You might have gotten it. She might have gotten it.
I'm not sure. It fell down your shirt. Take it off,
take your shirt.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's right there.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh now he's coming on. And I came back, using
her forehead as a landing zone. He's right here. You
see this nuts, he's right there. Don't kill him right there?
So I flew away.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now he's back going fights a.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Bastard, im conor.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I got him, but he was cussed. No, No, I got.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Him with an open palm and it just kind of
knocked him down and I started kept flying. But got
a lot going on it here, h in It writes,
Will Rover please explain why he chooses to be naked
so much at home? Is he sitting on furniture like
chairs and couches with this bare ass, potentially leaving butthole

(10:13):
juice around? I don't get why he's so comfortable naked
so much of the time. No, I'm not sitting on
furniture naked. I'm just walking around, and so i'll I
can explain it.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
First of all, I sleep naked at night, so before
bed and after bed, before I go to bed, I'm
I usually I take a shower before I get Always
I take a shower before I get into bed, and
then I am naked. I'm not going to put on
any clothes before I get into bed, So if I

(10:50):
have anything left to do, I'm walking around. And then
when I wake up in the morning, I'm still naked.
I did not get dressed in the middle of the night.
If I take a nap, which I don't do a
whole lot, probably not even once a week. A few
times a month, I'll take a nap. I'm naked sleeping
during the day.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
So butthole juice is ar getting on stuff, just sleeping
naked on my sheets.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah no, butthole juice comes out while you're horizontal. Yeah,
if you're sitting, butthole juice just gravity takes over. Buttole juice,
but maintain the juice so they don't leak out. You
have it's like a stop stop gap measured there. I
don't know backflow valve.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
How do you not nap when you sleep three four hours?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I got a good five. I got a good five
and a half hours to sleep last night. I think
I was in bed by eleven am or something or
eleven pm. Yeah, you really, No, I get more sleep
than that usually I try to. Plus, my wife is
just so impressed with my huge hog that, you know,

(12:05):
I like to walk around naked, swinging that elephant trunk,
getting her all hot and bothered.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, I'm sure she loves that.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, she's not allergic to penis like you are, dearsh
so she does love it. Nick writes, I haven't done
any I haven't done the research on my own, but
I was told that a study was done with weak
old coffee and that the taste of it is the
same as how a dead body smells. Something about these
same kind of chemicals are produced. It actually kind of

(12:38):
made sense if you think about the fact that Jeffrey's
breath smells like a dead body and he drinks week
old coffee. I'm not sure if it's all true or not,
but it could be. I love you guys. Well that's
good enough.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
You admitting you didn't do the research is good enough
for me. It's a now effect. Jeffrey, do you notice
any difference in the t if you were to drink
If I were to give you a cup of coffee today,
and let's just say that you don't drink it, you know,
right away. Let's say it's like two or three hours

(13:12):
go by and you're still drinking out of that same coffee.
Do you taste any difference between that and maybe a
cup of coffee that you leave out for a week.
Here in the studio and then you go and you
heat it up in the microwave or whatever. Do you
taste any difference there?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now, I don't drink coffee. Can you guys explain? Is
that humanly possible? Charlie, you drink a lot of coffee.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
I feel like black coffee left alone, it'll thicken up.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
But I don't think it's gonna taste that much different.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
But Jeffery's coffee with milk in it, I mean just
one cream, one sugar.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
It's that's different. But sugar you have sugar water at
that point. I mean, it's just gonna bugs are gonna
be attracted to it. It's sour, sour. It's just everything
about that is it's completely different. Mind just water ran
through beans, And I think I don't think it tastes
that much different. A week old that much it would

(14:10):
still be gross. I wouldn't want I wouldn't want to
drink that. But I'll drink a day old coffee if
I have a pot. Maybe i'll make it on a
Wednesday Thursday morning it's still sitting there. I'll pour it
over ice. Oh, and then I make just that. It's
a nice coffee. It's day old some people would probably
say that's gross. Gross.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
It sounds gross. Yeah. Nate writes, I.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Was on two seventy one North at about three o'clock
in the afternoon on Wednesday, October fifteenth, near Bedford.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Anyone else near that area? I was not anyone.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
That was yesterday, and I was in a that area
myself either.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
So nice time you were not in that area yourself.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Interesting considering I passed by Jeffrey in the front seat
of his work truck as a passenger.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Were you in the passenger seat of your work I
was nowhere. I was not. I was doing gates yesterday.
Would I did not leave the shop?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
You?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (15:13):
So that somebody one of my other core becers. I
was probably a passenger that truck, but it wasn't me.
I was confined to the shop, kay yesterday because I
had a lot of gates to get done. Now there's
two eight foot gates that we had to do. We
able to put flats in them. Ryan writes, he sent
me a link here. This is give me a second here.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Pop superstar pulls controversial necklace after Nazi imagery backlash. This
is do She's favorite Taylor Swift. She has removed this necklace.
This guy who sent it in. Ryan says, I'm not
as swiftye here, but it seems like kind of a stretch.
He says that the necklace is gone, but Google image

(16:01):
still shows it on her site. Now do we have
here is a picture of this necklace and can you
zoom in on the lightning bulls? I guess this is
what people are they're trying to claim this is a
stretch that that looks like the SS symbol from Nazi Germany.

(16:23):
It looks to me more like a just like a
lightning lightning bolt. Right if if it had if it
didn't come down to points on both the top and
the bottom, it wouldn't look like a lightning bolt.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Then it would look like SS.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
You know, if it was straight across, like there you go,
that's the SS that.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't I don't get there.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I don't get the connection there. Yes, she pulled it
because she has no spine.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
M or she doesn't want to offend people light.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, I agree. I mean I don't see a big
issue here. Let's see where was I.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Matt writes, I have grown weary of Jeffrey's barrage of
insults aimed at Dougie's vagina. While it may be true
her landing strip resembles more of a deserted airfield. I
must remind mister no manscape that Dougie is a national treasure,
and I'm quite certain her bush is lovely.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm gonna insult him right back. What is she so
Dougie insults you? There's ben times she's insulted me. Not
throw it right back.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Make you give it to me.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
So there you go. I mean like I have freedom
of speech, So there you go. There you go. Christopher says,
you go over.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I would just like to give you my thoughts on
AI and our future. First, it does not matter what
the job is. AI and robotics will one day be
able to perform any function a human code. Second, if
we use AI to replace humans, we could do some
sort of system where everyone has their survival needs met
for free, as well as gets x amount of credits
to use for entertainment slash personal spending.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
That sounds like a fantastic future, doesn't it. We all
just I'm waiting for my Netflix credification. Man not stop vacation.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, but nobody ever gets ahead in this world like this,
And I haven't read the rest of this guy's email,
but there's there's there's no winners, there's no losers, there's
no getting ahead in life, there's no I just look,
I understand people have a desire to have no losers.

(18:46):
We don't want people left behind or people who can't eat.
But there's there's something I think about human nature and
competition and getting ahead, and that's why I leave. We've
done well with capitalism. But this is basically robotic caretaking

(19:11):
is what this guy's talking about in the future. That
doesn't sound like a fun, fun time to me. What
if you want to do something, What if you want
to travel? You say I want to go to Australia.
You don't have enough credits for that? How do you
get these credits? You just sit there and lay around
watching TV all day? I got to watch your heads.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
Okay, probably, Charlie said the other day, wal E, if
you've ever seen that movie Rover, the people eventually are
on these hovering cares and they're just laying down and
the cares just move around for them and they're all
very large.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Well, it's could be in our future, except we'll all
have iv rips of ozampic, so we will not be
huge fat asses, will be drugged up, little skinny people.
Last point Guy says he wants to make is that
if we use AI specifically developed to govern humankind, I
truly believe that nearly all of our problems as a

(20:08):
race would be resolved. I'm not I'm not as optimistic
about that. Does it show? Does it have promise? Of
course yes, social media did too. If you look back
twenty years ago when social media really exploded and everyone

(20:29):
was talking about how the world was going to come
closer together and the share sharing of ideas and we'll
all be able to stay in touch.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
What has it done.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's actually done the opposite. It has driven people further
apart into their own silos, down rabbit holes, and as
a whole, I don't think you can argue that it
has been a net negative for humanity. Christopher's roll over.
Here's a solution I think would benefit all we could

(21:03):
get behind. Instead of giving out money, how about free
schooling instead of reparations. Money isn't going to do enough
to help. Not to mention the fact that taxpayers don't
deserve to pay for something they didn't do. I believe
though that if school was provided for individuals whose ancestry
has limited their ability to become a productive, productive member

(21:26):
of society, everyone would benefit from it.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's gonna be hard for some people to get behind Christopher,
because hey, I can have a new car, or a
new TV and a new Xbox, or I can go
to school. Oh yeah, I don't think people are going
to be you know, you might be behind that, and

(21:53):
people who have to pay for it might be behind it.
Recipients I think are going to say, give me the
xbox and the tea in the car rick, writes yel
Rover c l Y on Monday show Doo. She gave
Jeffrey some valuable information to help his son. I'm interested
to know what he did with that information.

Speaker 9 (22:15):
He that's funny because I was looking for that email
said she was going to email me that information. I
checked my email yesterday and I didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Wait a second, what were you supposed you were going
to email him something?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
So I didn't email him to see if he would
ask me? Why would I? Yeah, why would I go
out of my way to help him? Again? And then
he's just, oh, I didn't get the email.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
So you said Emil No. Following up, he claims he
looked for the email. I thought that you didn't to me.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
You didn't email me, you didn't say hey, where's that info?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
What? What info was this?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
There's a young lady that came to visit me when
I was out working, and she deals with people just
like Free and his family, and she had some information
that can really but it's going to take some work.
And she said, these are the people that can help
his son because he's going to get to a point
where he might end up in jail or where they're

(23:15):
going to take everything away from him, because he's just.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
He needs help.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Jessica writes, good morning, I'm currently listening to March of
twenty twenty shows after the live main show every day.
This is probably my third or fourth rotation of RMG
plus shows over the years. Anyway, any updates on Matitude
slash Flatitude that you are aware of. I assume he

(23:44):
no longer works for iHeart. Listening to everyone's thoughts on
how long COVID is going to last is great. Most
of you were saying a few weeks or months. Rover,
do you know if you will add all their shows
past twenty fifteen. Okay, let's unpack all of these things.
Any update? What's Magnitude up to? He was our former

(24:07):
phone phone screener, a guy that didn't he cry at
work one time.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I think we heard a story and had an appearance.
Where what is he up to? Does anyone have an update?
He's DJing?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yes, you'll doing that dj thing if I post.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
About DJing in different places and like cities or places
around town in different cities?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Also, okay?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
And will you know if you'll add shows older than
twenty fifteen?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
We've talked about this in the past Thursday licensing.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Issue with with older shows, and so at the moment
we are unable to do that due to some various
ownership issues. But does that mean never? It doesn't mean never,
It just means not Right now, Gordon says, were over today,
you said your phone screener was out because she was sick. Then,

(25:04):
yet again, more stupidity comes out of Charlie's mouth.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What could Charlie have said? What did he say?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yes, Crystal was out sick yesterday, and then Charlie must
have said something stupid about it. Let's see, he said
she got the flu shot weeks ago, so she can't
have the flu, Does Charlie not know how those shots work?
You are injecting last year's flu strain and it can
take up to two weeks to incubate. So she has

(25:32):
the flu because they injected her with the flu. But
I forgot. These are the same mentally simple people that
pushed the covid lie the whole time. By the way,
I'm glad you all fell for and pushed the covid lies.
My wife just won her lawsuit plus all back pay.
We were thinking about buying a condo in Miami with it.
What's the which this guys pro flu vaccine but anti

(25:55):
covid vaccine. Not sure exactly what. I don't know, But
he's soon going to be a next door neighbor of
minor bankruptcy. That sounds funny, sounds like a fun guy.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Now, well he is. It's not last year's flew that
they're injecting you with.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
It's what they anticipate do to, you know, trends and
stuff like that of what this year's outbreak will be,
which strain will it be this year? So that's what
they're injecting you with.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
But oh well, I have no fever.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
By the way, or anything.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I think with you.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
I think I might have had a migraine because my head.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Was thumping so bad, and by the evening we couldn't
have any lights on in the house, and I was
throwing up from that and just feeling so bad out
of nowhere. I just felt like I was going to
be sick. And then when I throw up I also
have to sit on the toilet at.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
The same time.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
It comes out of both ends, so I was doing
a little bit of both, and then just my head
was throbbing so much, and I was trying to get
medicine down after that, but after throwing up, I didn't
want to take anything. I end up going to bed
with that throbbing headache. Woke up still with that headache
and just feeling crappy after not sleeping, and just so
that was it. I feel better today. I haven't thrown

(27:11):
up anymore or anything, so no fever or anything.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
All right, I have to take a break.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Our number is eight sixty six, ye' rover.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Eight six six nine six seven six eight three seven
will be right back.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Listening to the show is the second most enjoyable thing.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
In life, right behind sex.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well, unless you're in prison. We're definitely higher on the
list than sex. If you're in prison, Hey, can you
put this wing on Rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Here's a text that says Dougie is so in all
caps dumb. Jeffrey asked her yesterday on the show to
send the email to hum to him and he would
check for it. So why does he have to reach
out to her again after he already told her to
do it. She just wants to make Jeffrey look bad
and put him on the spot, making it his fault.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
It wasn't yesterday, it was Monday, Okay, so today we
bring it up. He never once asked about it, but
all of a sudden he says he looked for the email.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Anyone believes that.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
He said he did.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
I had no idea. I try to look. I make
I make it a point. It's part of my going
home routine. It's when I come home and before I
have dinner, yes or in the morning. I really try
to read my email least twice a day. That's great, fourteen,
says Rover.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
It seems like you have zero interest and helping jail
our's son. Yesterday, you weren't paying attention when Dougie mentioned
she had some information that could help Tomash.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Was it yesterday? I swear it was Monday.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Today it's mentioned again, and you couldn't have cared less,
changing the subject immediately, just like you did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Shame on you. What do you want me to do?
Dwell on this?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's spent all day talking about this, going to the
way exactly? Is that something that just popped up yesterday?
This is something we've been dealing with for fifteen years. Eventually, see,
unlike fourteen eventually I learned my lesson. We go oh,
been there, done that ten thousand times already. Why would
I spend any time doing something and making any effort

(29:46):
for something that is not actually going to take place?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
There will be no follow through.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
So his son was semi kidnapped, and there was a
counselor that was there to help Jeffrey and his son,
to get Jeffrey to with the issues that Tomash had.
Tomash left town because there are like five things that
he wanted to do, and this counselor was going to
help Jeffrey do those things.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I spoke with a counselor a few times.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
You spoke with my personally, you did, I see has
Jeffrey talked to the counselors are.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Going to answer that no will be the answer. So
why am I going to dwell on this no offense?
And I'm not even angry at Jeffrey. I'm just saying you,
he's not going to do anything. Learn your lesson after
a while. I'm just not I'm not going to do
something over and over and over again when I know

(30:39):
that there will be no effort made by mister Laroque
to do X, Y or Z. I'm not faulting mister Laroque.
I'm not angry at you, Jeffrey. I'm just saying I'm
not going to waste my time or my breath on this.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Now.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Don't you say we have a lot of other things
to discuss this morning? Yes, we did have other things,
you know what. Let's move on from that big funny,
moving right along and other news and other news. Rover
does the worsen for he's gotten since the invention of
the microphone. And like I said, and I'll keep saying this,

(31:17):
Melissa vis and you can probably.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Do it better. Well.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Speaking of moving on, I know that we are all
big betters, right, I mean, we have a lot of
different bets going on with Draftking Sportsbook, and Charlie is
a big better he's I mean, I don't know how
much how much action he has on a standard weekend.

(31:42):
I mean, he's got a lot of action most of
Saturday night Sunday morning with big, hairy guys. But I'm
talking about the betting edge, if they're hitting each other
and stuff. Yeah, the field. You have football bets that
he plays every week, and he's currently I'm the lead
in our drawing everybody at prey pick parlay that we've

(32:05):
been doing every week, we'll do a three pick parlay,
and so far he is starting to pull away.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Not really, yeah, well starting to pull away.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I'm ru Yeah, one loss for you and one win
for snits and I.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Hasn't happened yet, but I guess that could.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
He's said one hundred and twenty six dollars, douche, and
I earned about seventy nine dollars. Jeffers is seventy dollars.
Snincer has said thirty dollars. Chrystal's at twenty dollars. We
all started with one hundred dollars, so I'm not making
easy bets. You're also not winning Charlie is it, I
will up twenty six percent, and Dugie and I are

(32:42):
down about twenty one twenty two percent, and and so's
he's he has a little bit. You have some breathing
room there, there's no doubt about that. But one big
bet by me or Dougey that pays off, you have
to make the right right back in the running and
win it.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
So there is betting. Sports betting has become huge.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
You see and here commercials for it all day long, NonStop.
They have sponsorships going on with colleges and so on
and so forth. What do you think about college athletes
being able to bet because they have a proposal that
would allow college athletes and staff to bet on professional sports.

(33:28):
They cannot bet on college sports, but they can bet
on professional sports now. Over the years, historically student athletes
and people that work in the college athletics have been
banned from engaging in sports betting at all period, just
any anything. You can't do it. But last week the

(33:54):
NCAA they said that they have a proposal that will
change that to allow betting on professional sports. So if
you're a college athlete, you could bet on professional football, baseball, basketball,
whatever you want. However, you would be unable to bet
on college sports. They are afraid, of course, that there

(34:18):
could be some shenanigans if you're allowed to bet on
college sports and you're a collegiate athlete. You know, I'm
worried that we could have some infiltration of sports, and
I think we might have seen some betting scandals in

(34:38):
the next ten years or something. There have been various
scandals that have occurred in the past, point shaving scandals,
things like that. Just happened on the Guardians guy. Yes,
we saw that a couple of their pitchers, but there's
an update that said the guy's never playing again.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I don't follow this stuff real closely, but a couple
of their pitchers were accused of Maybe there is an update,
Charlie can get it for me, but they were accused of,
you know, you can bet now on particular pitches.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Is it a ball or is it going to be
a baller as strike?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
You know, as the game is happening, and the pitchers
would come in and they would kind of have like
a throwaway pitch that they could do. You know, they go, hey, look,
we what's one pitch? What if I throw one pitch
in the dirt, big deal. A ball is a ball,
no one will know. And they figured out they found
a pattern that the pitchers kept throwing.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
What a coincidence that this particular pitch when they come
in always is in the dirt, I mean off.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
By like four feet. These are professional pitchers.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
They can generally hit an area, you know, pinpoint precision.
How are they off by four feet? Here's the article
from Newsweeks.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
There's no official update, but a report saying, what is
this guy's name, Manual Classe Classe, he's done, he'll never
play again.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Insider has newing for secret. I don't know what his is.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Well, we have Luis Ortiz that was a teammate as well,
and they they said that, you know, he was doing
the same sort of stuff. So both of them were
popped for this. Now I don't know any of the
details about what was going on. They were making decent money,
so I don't know if they had if they were
telling people bet on this pitch to be a ball

(36:40):
or in the dirt or whatever they're doing, I don't know,
in order for those people to make money, or if
they were doing it for themselves.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
To make money. I don't know. I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Someone asks here seventy three, how do you benefit from
us using the code r MG when we download the
DraftKings Sports Book AAP.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
It's not about us benefiting.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's about you benefiting getting all of those bonuses, those
sign up bonuses that are available.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
We don't. I don't benefit, we don't benefit.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Just for transparency, they use that as a way of tracking.
So they go, where do people hear about the Draftking
sports Book app? If they use code RMG, They go, ah, okay,
they heard about this on Rover's Morning Glory. So that's
how they That's that's why they do that. So I

(37:35):
suppose in a way, does it help me out financially? No,
it does not, but it helps us out to the
extent that if you're hearing the show and you're hearing
us talk about Draftking Sportsbook, that we would love for
you to associate you downloading the app, signing up whatever

(37:56):
with this show. It's you know, they advertise throughout the week,
commercials and stuff, so all of that it does help
us out, not financially, but he goes, oh, yeah, okay,
this is a good investment here We'll keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
With rovers Morning Glory. That's why they do that.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Here's a guy offering to help Dougie, So you guys
are the best morning show. I will help Dougie with
her three pick parlay every week. So if you want
some this guy is like a professional gambler.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Now email me Dougie at Rover Radio or he's setting
me up.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Here's somebody that says, I just write an article that
says Claus will never play in Major League Baseball again.
I think that's what Charlie was just putting up there
because his actions, according to ask Smahawk, the actions the
article said were so egregious, that irreputable. Well, they must
have some deep evidence. How would they even put how

(38:55):
could they possibly put that together?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Now? I know that betting platforms.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I know that the betting platforms keep track of things,
and they collaborate with professional sports leagues and they say, hey,
we're seeing some interesting you know, some some off the
charts movement in this particular area when it comes to betting,
and these could be red flags. Let's investigate because it's

(39:24):
in the vested interest of the sports leagues to keep
things on the up and up. I'm just wondering if
if we're going to see more and more the temptation,
the incentive is there. If professional athletes are doing this
those you think college athletes would have even more incentive.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
To do this.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yeah, but everybody's making money off the college athletes. I
think they should be allowed to too.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Well.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
People are making money off of professional athletes. Professionals are
getting paid. College athletes are too, barely. No, not some
of them. Some of them are making millions of dollars,
some of.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Them not a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
They're also getting many of them free scholarships to for
degrees they'll never use. Oh, an education as a last
a lifetime. You've said before college is a waste of time.
So you know that those physical fitness degrees that they're
getting or whatever, those are real valuable.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Did they really even have time to really go to
school when you're.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
The training?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, like, aren't they constantly training constantly? Don't know? I
think they get an education.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Jeff says, did Draft Kings give you the initial one
hundred dollars that you guys put in?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
The answer is no. So I put in one hundred
dollars of my own money into Draft Kings and I've
been betting with that they did not give me. John says,
you say that it doesn't help you financially, but didn't
Jeffrey get a payment from Draft Kings last year that
was supposed to go to all of you guys.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Yeah, it's not helping Rover, it's helping Jeffrey. Well, like DraftKings,
like anybody does, pay for fees for advertising, and they
pay that to the radio station and then the radio
station says, okay, you voice various things for us. You

(41:17):
get paid for X, Y and z. So that's what
that was for, and Jeffrey got everyone's payment. Speaking of Jeffrey,
I hear on the Aftermath, which you can get if
you subscribe to RMG Plus, which you can sign up
at roverradio dot com and you can watch or listen

(41:37):
to the Aftermath Monday through Thursday there on the website
or with the Rover Radio app on your phone, your tablet,
or your TV. But sign up for RMG plus there
at roverradio dot com. Also on Friday, like tomorrow, we'll
do the Friday Leftovers. We all stick around, play a
bunch of videos. And I was emailed that Jeffrey has

(42:02):
his perfect idea what he needs to be successful in
the radio industry. And maybe I'm Charlie, you were there,
you were on the aftermath. Maybe I'm misrepresenting this, but
it sounds like Jeffrey would like to get his own
radio show.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
At some point.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
He wishes he could have gone back in time, not
been on this show and started his own show.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, and that his show.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
The perfect formula for him to be successful in radio
is him surrounded by nothing but women. It's kind of
like The View plus one plus Jeffrey, the View plus Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
And that's basically it, and.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Possibly all topless, but they don't need to be topless,
but that would help ratings a bit.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
And Jeffrey's topless too, so it would be Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
I think in his ideal scenario, he wouldn't really be
the host, right you said, You'd be more as the
dougie role. I would be like I would be the
male version of du Okay, so everybody else's women. So
you have a woman sound effects guy, a woman host,
would woman video guy?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Is that true? Jeffreys?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
Yeah, I broached this idea before a long time ago.
If we were in let's say in a bizarro world
or an alternate universe?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
And what makes this show appealing to you? Just you
surrounded by a bunch of women? Is that?

Speaker 6 (43:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Then? I just think, okay, what what would it be like?
I'm just it's just a speculation, or what would it
be like?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Wellet because I mean, he kind of feels like he
made the wrong decision going on our show fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Nothing, but let's remember something.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
Charlie Rover has helped me throughout the years and I've
always been appreciated it times.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Over in them, including some other nameless, faciless people.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Well Charlie, okay, okay, but let's stop.

Speaker 9 (43:59):
But I remember and I also said that it's a
double edged stored because let's not forget there is some
person that used to work on this show.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I won't say.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Names, worked here in like twenty years.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, what is so? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
But why why would you have to be on a
show with all women? Why couldn't you have any male
co hosts? Why did they all have to be female? No,
I'm just saying what I'm just saying to myself what
would have been? What would it be like? Well, okay,
you could have said why why didn't you say what
would it be like if I did a radio show
with all amputees or all dwarfs or things like that,

(44:34):
But dog, you were very specific, that'd be a pretty
fun show.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
He wants to be all women.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
And he's on his way right now because he hasn't
had sex in years, and he gets the news wrong
all the time. We're always correcting his informations.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
When he's becoming douchey. Yeah, yeah, unfortunately. So AnyWho, what
the hell was I What was that?

Speaker 8 (44:55):
So you're just saying how you'd think the show would
be great, You'd be the you'd be a great co
host on an all women.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I was thinking.

Speaker 9 (45:02):
It's a double chort because you guys, you and know
Rover have helped me out a lot of.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
What do you mean the co host or the host
of co host in fantasy?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Okay, so he's co host? Who was the host? Just
a female host.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
A female version of you, female version of Charlie. So
this is what he fantasizes about, is me with boobs?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yes? Okay, what was trying?

Speaker 9 (45:23):
This what I'm trying to say, it's also a double
edged sort. It's because I remember it's a particular person
that used to work on this show.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Some years ago. I know that Bible. But you know,
let me finish my past it. That's what it means.
That's what means.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Going past it, you forget about it, you keep on going.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
Well, I'm trying to get Yeah, shut up.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
That this person in Charlie all kinds of stupid franks
on me and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
You can't stop. You can't, he can't, can't you cannot
move on sentence. You can'not move on because you got there,
keep interrupting me, I don't talk.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
About we know interrupted, and we stop what we're saying
and move on with the show.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Whatever. All right, I'm done, So let's get the chicks?
Is everyone? Are the chicks naked? Are the close? Yeah?
A regular talk show just used surrounded my wheel, he said.
Video wise, I believe you said they would have their
shirts on.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
But if there's if we're just doing just a radio show,
just to make it a little more comfortable, just.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
Audio version, shirts off, shirts off, let the listeners imagine.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yes, but if the video I mean obviously would be
hard to sell.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Adds a show with a bunch of ares, you'd have
v FCC and all that.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
Well, you know, if it's the Internet, it's a different story.
Would you, uh, we can do a test show on
r MG plus sometime. Would you would you like to
be one of his co hosts, one of his female
co hosts.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
It's not your decision.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Oh, I'm sorry, Jeffrey. Would you like? Do she to
be one of the female but I actually have do
you have the show too? Like you? Probably her being
a host before?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
All right, as Crystal against I gotta have my hot
little real Tomali here.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, and are there how many other you need? One
or two other women?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
I need a female, like I said, a female version
of Charlie. Okay, we'll just have Charlie do it. No,
probably Charlie's girlfriend. Oh okay, all right, well okay.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
If that's not that you know, that's okay with her.
We don't bring your wife. No, my wife would have not.
My wife does not. Okay, I've said before.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
My wife likes everybody as people, just doesn't like our
show's content.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Well, she would be in charge.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
She could be in charge of the content content was
the content training at that point?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yes? Okay? Any who and then maybe have B two
in your place?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Oh okay, people, I know. But then where do I
go that you're hosting. You're the host, you're the host.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
He decided to be too in your place?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Well be toold, just be I don't know, room.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Yeah, yeah, either way, either way, she'd be part of it.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
To be part of it, okay, all right, Well maybe
we'll work on that in the coming weeks.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Would you like to do that a test run?

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Like I said, it was just it's just a sort
of an imagining, didn't sing.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It's done for you? Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I can't wait to see you thrive because it's just
holding you were going to say Throb when he's these women, But.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
We've been holding the back for so long.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I think that this could really I want to see
the potential breakout moment.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yes, and this is what's going to make star making. Yes,
I doubt that really.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Really, you know, when you're in my position, you're not
the star.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I know that. Dog. I'm not to start either. I'm
just a knucklehead of sidekick.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
I'm just saying, if you're going to dream big, maybe
dream big as Rover.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Not this is trying to get out of being the be.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
The star, but just saying you should.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Speaking of being the star, you're going to star in
presentation coming up next.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
He's going to do this?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Sure? What do you have coming up? And the shoes
he do?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
She Diane Keaton, the actress. Remember she died unexpectedly. The
cause of death has been revealed. I'll tell you the
answer next.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory Hangout
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