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October 23, 2025 47 mins
Tinted windows. Rover found out that Duji already has an account with Verizon for the donut truck. NY state trooper who faked a shooting for sympathy from a love interest was sentenced. 

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, you need a father figure, Charley.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm not sure, please you.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Man, Jeffrey my god screaming on Rover Radio dot Com.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Good morning. What's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
It is Thursday, Uber twenty third, twenty twenty five. Good morning,
gets Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm Rover.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Dougie is here, Good morning star, Charlie is here. Hi,
Schnitzer is here. Amen, Crystal is here. Hello, And mister
Jeffrey alll laroque is in the fart box. Yo, Yo,
you're with us as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Eight sixty six Yo, Rover is the number eight six
six nine sixty seven six eight three seven. That's how
you reach the show. Give us a call at that number.
You get text us at that number that comes into
the studio in real time. But the best way you
give us a call eight six six nine sixty seven
six eight three seven. I will gets your email here
in just a moment. I don't know what Jeffrey was

(01:36):
doing in there.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
He was there's a.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Lot of a movement and activity in the fart box
right before the show started. What was going on in there?
What what happened?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Was Christmas is getting her stuff together and preparing, and
all of a sudden the picked the painting of me
just doc was knocked over.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Knocked over?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, what the hell happened? And ghosts? Perhaps that could be.
It could be who knows. Up on Halloween, you were
just at a cemetery. Did you pick something up?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I know?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Okay, yeah, I sat down and the painting came from
the top, uh huh, down onto me and knocked over
my coffee, which filled everywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So we were some.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Of us were jumping into action, uh huh. Some of
us were just kind of sitting twiddling, twiddling, literally twiddling thumbs.
Has not even move the chair. Did he stay right?

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I don't know if I panicked immediately to grab paper.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Towels and then I go, oh, man, so she's like
the towel's right there, and then I go get the
paper towels, and Jeffery goes, well, I didn't expect that
to happen. Nobody did everything soaks now with sugar coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, uh, at least no one was hurt.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
I noticed something weird this morning, And if anyone else
would have done this, and you witnessed it, you would
have called them out.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Wasn't pulling into the garage. You're in front of me.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
And in order to get into the garage, you open
up your door, you step out, and then you do
the key card.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Why I'm with you on that one because I was
right behind Rover yesterday leaving. I was right behind Rover
and I saw the same exact thing.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's how you do your key card is you get.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Out of the car.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
What an observation from Uji. Oh, it's a very good observation.
I'm glad we got to hear it.

Speaker 8 (03:26):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Your window's broken? Window is not broken. The windows were
tinted and you're not supposed to roll them down for
three to five. It was actually they fixed the tint.
They tinted them a while ago, but then the tint
was there was a little imperfection in the one, so
they had to redo it on Monday.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I guess. So why do you? Why?

Speaker 8 (03:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Sorry? Anyone that tints their window, come on, what that's cool?
I would love to have my windows. That's so late.
It's the window. It's not everybody. It's not like a limousine.
I mean, it's what No one was driving. What are
you hiding?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, No, it's just to block out the sun.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yes, I'm twenty years ago I broke an expensive their sunglass.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I never bless them again. Take a pair of sunglasses,
shove them right up your ass. One up your ass,
one down your throat. Maybe we'll finally shut you up.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Just say it. Are you allowed to have the front
windows side windows?

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I thought that was illegal to a certain percentage of
a percentage?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Did you get I don't know. Oh yeah, I know,
I know. I don't know what that percentage is. It's
don't ask you. When you go to buy it, you
just say max percentage, you know the darkest.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh no, they'll do it over for you. Oh they'll
do it.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Weay best and then over yeah, yeah, talks, they'll do
whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, I I don't know. I told them to just
do whatever. I got it down a long time ago.
I don't I don't remember what the conver station wise.
But but they just fixed the one that had They go, oh,
wait a week or two if and if you have anything,
then we'll fix it. So I waited, but then I

(05:12):
told them about it. But then I just took it
in the other Monday.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You did or your wife did? I did? Well, we
drived it because it's she drop me off there. Does
he drive that car?

Speaker 8 (05:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
No, I think she does. One time she took it
to the car wash, but she doesn't. It's too big
for her.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
She says. We drive that thing all the time. Trace Rights.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I work for a company which holds a five minute
meeting every morning. We discuss any maintenance companies, suppliers, customers,
or anyone else who may be visiting the facility that day.
Any other visitors to our company who are not expected
are questioned right away and are not allowed to enter
our building until they give us the name of their contact,

(05:59):
and contact is reached. Even Congressman Jim Jordan was left
in our lobby until the proper person came to greet him.
You would think that a company or a museum like
the Louver, with such valuable items would do the same thing,
so that everyone is aware of any visitors and the
name of the company who will be doing the maintenance.

(06:21):
Some heads are going to roll at the Louver. Well,
my understanding he's talking about that theft at the museum
in Paris.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
My understanding is that.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
The they had this this ladder truck and they were
looked like, you know, they had the vests on. It
looked like they were doing maintenance and stuff. And then
they were questioned by security guards and one of the
guys threatened, like the guy with the truck threatened the

(06:51):
security guards. That's what I read in the first reports.
So I don't know how true that is or whatever.
But did you see the lead to detective the French detective.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, it's all over the internet.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
What it's the dude right there with the hat.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, that's AI.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
No, it's not all over this guy, are you No,
there's no this is I don't I don't believe this.
Snitt's got fooled by A. I this this, this cannot be.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
A real guy, right Charlie's name.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
Check the Instagram that he has to have some kind
of social media right name.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I don't know, there's I mean, the guy's carrying an
umbrella like.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is like this is something blades.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
This this has gotta be This has gotta be phony.
I think Snitzer Snit's is fooled by AI. We're all
fooled by AI. But I think he really got it
this time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I like this, this is what I want. Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Somebody says, idiots in Rochester tint their windshield. It is
so stupid. Charlie's butt plug, says Winshield when sheild. Yeah,
I have seen people do that. I saw, actually I
don't know, but it was during the off season, so
I can't tell you if it was if it was

(08:15):
a particular NBA player who used to live here, who
happens to own a home somewhat near me, and I
saw a Rolls Royce suv pulling out of the street
where he lives with the windshield tinted Limo black. How
do you see out of this thing? How do you?

(08:37):
How do you drive? I mean, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Believe it, seriously. It definitely is illegal. It absolutely is illegal.
So I don't know who.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Was in there because I couldn't see through the windshield,
but it was coming from that. There aren't too many
homes of that caliber back there. It's kind of on
a weird street where it's like off on its own,
So I don't know if that was him or somebody
in his orbit. But somebody's driving around with a Rolls

(09:12):
Royce suv with Limo tint windshield.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I wonder what that looks like from inside. That's pretty.
It looks like nighttime, that's what it thinks like.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, absolutely, it's Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Let's see here, uh, Brandon rights.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
While I was listening to the show today, a Victorious
Secret ad popped up and the girl in the ad
kind of resembled someone from the show. Is someone from
the show moonlighting as a victorious Secret model for extra cash? Now,
before we put this up, it could either be Douge
if they Dougie or Crystal. It has to be It's

(09:55):
not gonna be anybody else on the show. Well, I
don't know these days, who knows what kind of inclusiveness
they're trying to have in their ads. But let's see.
Let me see the picture, Snitz. Who is this? Uh huh,
all right, I'm guessing that they are, uh, this is

(10:15):
this is Crystal? It does look like a darker skinned
model there with big boobs. Crystal, are you moonlighting at
as a victorious Secret model?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
You got me?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
And that's not I mean, that's a compliment from this guy. Right, Yeah,
would you do that, Crystal? If if there was a
you know, victorious Secret I am. Let's let's say that
there was a store here, a local store, and they said,

(10:50):
we're going to put out some some print ads and
we're gonna put out a TV commercial and we want
you to be our lingerie model.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Would you would you do that? I mean how much?
The pave is probably pretty good?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Sometimes I mean sure for victorious, I don't I don't
know what the pay for models get supermodels?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, I get. Is this happening next week?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
You know?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah? For sure, Kristen says Dougie.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I wanted to give you my opinion after all of
the emails you received telling you to have surgery. I
have dealt with bunyans on both my feet my entire life.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh that's hot, powerful I have.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I have enough bunyan stories, enough bunyan emails to last
a lifetime. But all right, let's see what does Krista
want to say. My mine are the opposite of yours.
I had tailor's bunyons and Bersidas.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh that sounds even hotter. I don't even know what
that is.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
Other side of my bunyon is on the big toe,
and hers, I think is on the right side of
the foot by your pinky toe.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I've had surgery on both of my feet twice. Now
I no longer have large bunions on my feet, but
the lasting effects never went away. I still have all
of the pain, burning, swelling, and the feeling of my
feet being on fire. If you are truly in a
good spot, like you mentioned, and you know how to
manage your foot pain, my opinion is to not have
the surgery, save yourself a lot of money. Oh I

(12:28):
see here pictures where I can't see the pictures here,
but let's see here, all right. So this is the
that's the little pinky toe where this was done. It
looks like okay, looks like they sliced open something there. Okay,
very painful, all right, So that is it's the opposite

(12:52):
of foot Doogey has.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
How do you get that same thing? You got to
cut it off? Yeah, shave it down. Umm, let's see.
Alison writes, good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm currently watching Wednesday Show, and there's a picture of
Dougie's jeep. The thing that caught my attention wasn't the
color of the jeep. I couldn't help but notice the
uncanny resemblance Gianna has to Rover. She is an actual
carbon copy of him, and nothing on earth could ever convince.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Me she is not his daughter.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
The older she gets, it becomes completely clear she is
Rover's child. You have the picture, Stince. Let me see this.
This is the spitting image, a carbon copy of me. Yes, yep,
you guys have got to be Are you blind? Are
you look at those tinted windows? The eyes? Your eyes

(13:56):
go the same exact way? What the same eyes sit
down on the sides there. That is she's dimple gin
I mean, come on, come on, people, dark eyes, like,
don't post it.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's portion Yeah, a.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Little bit too.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's not just one of it's you.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
That's right. When she started getting her dimplechin, you grew
your beard out.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Cover.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh this will fool uh huh.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
She's like, don't post it because then people are going
to say I look like dumb shaney.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
She just delete those posts. I'm like, am I going
to delete them? Let people think.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
That what I I was just talking with Dougie the
other day something about Gianna and I don't know she
was talking about Giann or facetiming with you, whatever it was,
I don't know. It was earlier in the week, and
I said, oh my god, she's like an adult now.
She's getting so so big, and she goes, you know,

(14:57):
you haven't seen her in the years, And that's that's true.
I guess I don't remember the last time I saw her.
If Gianna was my child, do you think I would
don't make sense? Don't make sense? No, No, you wouldn't
because you don't have You don't operate on a level
of normal humans. You're a robotic and alien like and
you don't have normal emotion. So it's his kid, it's

(15:19):
that for sure. We know that he doesn't see her.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I would, I would.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
He lives an hour away and he doesn't ever ever, Yes,
in years.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
He doesn't walk across the street to go to his
family's Thanksgiving, but he does it. He doesn't say I
love you to his wife.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, yeah, but and her.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
With her huh yes, no way, which is like the
biggest clue that he is so not the That and
money the biggest clue that he is not the fun.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Think about it for six years or whatever the hell
is that settled up?

Speaker 8 (15:57):
Yet?

Speaker 9 (15:58):
Well?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
She did. She did tell me the other day. She's like, ah,
I have to go to Veraise and yes she did.
I'm going to go to Verizon and forcing her toe out, this,
that and the other, and I said, just do it
online and it gets better, gets better. She goes, I go,

(16:20):
you could just open an account online, dude. Somebody everybody
says that you can transfer this, open up an account.
I said, why go into the store. I've been at
the cell phone stores. It's one of my least favorite
experiences of all time. I just I don't understand how
they operate. They put your name up on a board
and not get some weird just a weird experience. Last
time I went, nobody I was supposed to talk to

(16:42):
somebody with an iPad. Apparently I didn't.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And I was there for like forty five minute milling
about an Apple store or like a Verizon store.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
This is a Verizon store, and they never put my
name down. I don't know I was supposed to. Nobody
comes up and goes, can I put your name down?
So I'm just there. I'm seeing people come in to
get helped, and I finally went't asked because what's going
on here? They're like, well, you never find out. Yeah,
Like for some reason, once the Apple store did this
years and years ago where they had guys walking around
with little ear pieces in like the secret surface, Like

(17:11):
everybody wants to copy that, and by the way, don't,
because that's the worst way to actually conduct the businesses.
Just have a place at desk where it's exactly where
you go, walk.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Up and I'm talking to the person's desk.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yes, thank god, Charlie, you are so obvious. I'll put
you in charge of retail if I ever open up
a thousand stores. But like, you go into the Apple
Store and it's such it's so stupid. It's the worst.
That is a terrible store. No offense to anybody who
works there, but I like it. No, it's dumb. It's
the dumbest thing because they they tried to be cool

(17:44):
and walk around with these things and.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
There, No, it'sly ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
They they and then what they basically do is they
they come up to you if you I don't know,
if you're supposed to find them, or they come up
to you, I don't know, it's a rap shoot. And
then they go what are you here for? You tell them,
and then they go, okay, just hang out and then
they speak in there guy in a black hoodie with

(18:10):
a black hat on, it's here for a iPhone seventeen.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's so stupid. It's it's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
And now other people are trying to copy them anyway,
so it gets better. So she goes, you listen to this.
She goes, oh, well, I think I already have a
Verizon account, and I said no, No, the one you
have for your company, for your your phone is paid
for by iHeart.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's on their account.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
She goes, now, I have a cell phone for the
donut truck and it's on Verizon. I go, what, So
she could have had this two months ago. She could
have just put this other phone on her Verizon account.
But so, I guess, did you find out that you
have a Verizon She to pretend like she doesn't know

(19:01):
if she has a Verizon account.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I'm sure I do.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
But you said that you had to get you had
to do something.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
On your end. No, I said you.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
I told you I had a phone for my business
and that You're like, okay, well let me work on
getting whatever that you needed to get done.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I absolutely, I just Gianna said, are we.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Going to go?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
And I'm like no.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
She and He's got to figure something out on his end.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
With the account information.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't have to figure.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
You said you couldn't transfer it. Yes, you said, because here.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
She said she was going to go to the Verizon
store and I said, I don't think they're going to
let you just take a phone off of my account.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You said, let me look in it on a different account.
And you said, let me look into how I can
just do this. We can figure it out. Okay, So
I have.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
To log in. I do have to log in and transfer.
Give me that account number or whatever, and I'll transfer
it all that. You do this in a commercial break
in like three minutes, I think. So, did you get
your credit card out to start paying Don Rover.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Talent rights?

Speaker 8 (20:06):
Yo? Rover.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I just want to wish Snincer a great trip when
he goes to Las Vegas to see the Wizard of
Oz at the Sphere. I also am wondering if he
ever watched Wicked. I think he would like it because
it is an origin story of the Wicked Witch of
the West, and it ends up that she is not
a villain spoiler alert. But it's actually a bullied outcast

(20:30):
that stands up for animal rights. Oh that sounds fantastic.
What did Stincer think about Wicked?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Loved it?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Can't wait to the new one November. The new what
do you mean the new Wicked movie? Is this the
one that has Ariana Grande in it? Yes, you watched
that and it was good, Its awesome. I haven't seen it,
and it seems terrible to me, Like not there's something Rover.
I don't think you'd like it either. I saved it.

(20:58):
I might have it here too.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, it was funny. I don't know he is funny
in it. It just sounds just everything about it. Who
wants to watch this? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
It's most the most popular things all the time, the
most popular things of all time.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
This, No, this isn't a good representation.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
He sent us as the representation. Oh my dad, it's
like a ear piercing.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It really is.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
It was a play okay, terrible and I like those either,
soas oh maybe you looked like this.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I was just thinking about that recently. I would love
to see this Broadway.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
For some reason I thought about I was like, it's
weird how I went to I've gone to a few
plays and I actually enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
It's not these full on musical well, I mean they
are kind of I guess I went to see what
was it the Devil Wears Prada?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
It wasn't bad, Michael Jackson. That was that was no good.
I did not like that one.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh that is not voice horrendous, it's amazing awesome. Oh, bad, bad, bad,
bad bad Lorraine Rites. Female reindeer do grow and shed
antlers along with male reindeer, but another deer species, usually

(22:24):
only the males grow antlers. In rare cases, it's possible
for female deer to grow small antlers due to are
a hormonal imbalance or high testosterone levels, so.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Transgender deer. Basically, I saw in.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
My backyard a deer with only one horn antler, same thing,
and I was wondering if I thought that what female
deer had antlers too?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And they just know you were not talking about reindeer.
You're talking about just the deer that you see running around,
running around. That's so, that's a buck, that's a Nick writes,
I was listening to the show yesterday well, driving throughout
the day working I work for a surion. I don't
know what that is. And we have to use our

(23:13):
personal cars to deliver replacement cell phones throughout the day.
Oh that's the is that the cell phone insurance company Okay,
I've been doing this job for almost five years. I
just bought the car I have now in January of
twenty twenty four, with eleven thousand miles. I cringe every
time I look at them on my car due to
this ungrateful job. Currently I have seventy two five hundred miles.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
On my car. This coming January will be only two years.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I hate it, and I can't wait to find a
new job where I don't have to put this amount
of miles on my car and destroy its value. Well,
that is insane, because I'm guessing they're not paying you
a bunch of money to drive your own personal vehicle
around delivering personal cell phones to people on their insurance policy?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Are they paying you mileage.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Man?

Speaker 6 (24:08):
And then Jeffrey still won't use his cell phone insurance
to replace. Remember his foldable construction phone that he's still
paying insurance on right now, but he won't replace it
or use that feature.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Let's see Walter and Neptune Beach, Florida says, you guys
were documenting mileage to see who drives the most. I
submit my mileage. My commute for the last seventeen years
is sixty five day sixty five miles a day. Monday
through Friday. I've been listening to RMG the entire time.
I drive a twenty eleven Tundra that I bought new.

(24:46):
I love the show and would like to meet you sometime.
Let's see what is the age? Link was broken? Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Image link? What's' it sent wrong or anything?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Or just the link was broken in the email?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
What are you going to? However?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
For GI real?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Quick kick down down then let's see give me a second.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Here is his odometer two hundred sixty five thousand, six
hundred and ninety nine miles. He's got your beat, Jeffrey
two hundred sixty five thousand miles. Yikes.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Hey, good for him forgetting that that amount of miles.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
He told My dad told me, if I ever had
to get a foreign car, get like the Honda or
Toyota because they will last forever.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, I guess so, because I remember the Remember the
silver Hontestific that I used to have. Yeah, okay, I
bought that car in two thousand and eight and it
was only three years old. It only had like twenty
thousand miles on it when I bought it. In nine
years i'd had that car. He went from twenty thousand
to just shat over two hundred thousand miles.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And what happened to it the end?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
You remember the I was gonna the timing the timing
belt went and he had to have a whole kid
and I was about ready to be going to the
process of getting it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Fixed it and.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
This guy stepped in and wanted to buy it from me.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
You were no, no, no, you're a liar. You're lying.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You're saying a lie right now. You were about to
send it to the junk yard for two hundred dollars.
You were about to scrap it for two hundred. I
paid you whatever it was like three hundred, and then
you that was it. You were about to send it
to the junk yard. You're scrapping it right well. At
the same time, you did offer to buy it from
him and then turn around and drunk it. You know,

(26:36):
this was not your big grand plan. You didn't go
worse him. No, what I told him to do, because
he was going to send into the junk yard. He
gave up in the timing belt. That's that's very clear.
He's never gonna pay for the timing belt. He was
going to scrap it. I said, Jeffrey, why don't you
just scrap your car out piece by piece and sell
it to people?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
And he said, no, nobody would buy it. Nobody would
buy it, nobody would buy it. I suggested it to
him for about a week, week and a half.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Then he finally said, I'm going it sent into the
scrap yard, and I stepped in and bought it and
then did the plan of scrapping it out piece by piece.
And he made big, big bunch amount of money, so
much money, where.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Do you I mean?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
There After that, he bought a house. He owns a
bunch of stocks and crypto currents, a bunch of hips, vehicles.
Uh huh, they don't forget the scooter, the scooter that
was Honda Lead or whatever was as Honda is it. Yeah,
so all of those things he bankrolled by selling. He

(27:33):
could have done that himself, absolutely, but he refused. There's Charlie,
what do they call this? The death that? What do
they call that? Death something or other?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Death?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Last guys right in a scooter? All right, I'm going
to take a break video where of you riding one?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
He said? Cool guy? So yeah, oh I don't could
you put it up all right, boys, not g it off.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I've got to take a break. Eight six, Rover, we
will be right back. Hang on, no, his little smooth
co quit belashee.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Now back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
We talked about this guy before, but he was just
sentenced to jail time. Thomas Massia. I think that's how
you say his last name. He's twenty seven years old.
He's the former state trooper in New York who shot himself.

(28:43):
He said he was making a late night traffic stop.
This was about exactly a year ago, and he was
making a late night traffic stop in the middle of
the night on a highway and he said that as
he got out, they started, you know, there was some
sort of shooting. They shot him, shot him in the
I think it's the leg. He then calls that in
on the radio, Oh my god, I've been shot, and

(29:06):
they respond. All the other fellow state troopers and law
enforcement in the area. They find shell casings on the highway.
There they go, who did this? And he goes as
a black guy and he he shot me and he fled.
They had what I believe was the at the time,

(29:28):
the largest manhunt in the state. They were looking for
the perpetrator. Well, he made the entire thing up, This
state trooper. He did this because he wanted to impress
a girl that had just broken up with him, and
I guess impressed maybe is the wrong word. He wanted

(29:48):
to get sympathy from the woman who had just broken
up with him, and he thought that this was the
best way to do it. The woman who broke up
with him was a nurse at a hospital there in
the area, and so when he got shot, he asked
the ambulance to take him to that hospital part where she.
He knew that she was on duty, so they would

(30:10):
wheel him in. Oh I've been shut up, and that
she would see this and immediately, oh my god, how
could I ever what I think? God, he's alive. How
could I ever live without Thomas in my life? And
there would that work if you were a girl, No, wouldn't.
I don't think so either. I just like yesterday, I

(30:31):
told you that it's crazy that women sometimes if you
if you broke up with a girl, they'd be like, oh, afterwards,
I I missed my period. That doesn't want to make
that you don't want to get back together with the girl.
After that, you go, oh, thank god, I dodge this bullet. Yeah,
but that you feel like a sense of duty whether
you like him or not. But would you feel bad

(30:52):
and be like, oh my god, this guy's kind of
kind of awesome. It's kind of a bad hero.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I don't know. I can't put myself in the those
shoes because I'm not a woman douche. Would this impress
you or would you get sympathy?

Speaker 7 (31:05):
I would feel bad and try to help, but I
wouldn't get back with them.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's pretty powerful though. I mean, the guy's laying there
with his legs. Let me see this picture of him
getting wheeled out. When they wheeled him out of the hospital,
I don't know, hero's applause from all the other troopers.
When you see here on the left, you see some
of these troopers lined up, but you can't see it
in this. A wider shot would show you that the
entire area as he's wheeled out of the hospital in

(31:36):
this wheelchair, that it's lined up with police on both sides.
They're clapping as he's wheeled out of the hospital. I
don't know if that's his mother. They're giving him a
kiss on the head or something. But this total douche
of a copy faked the whole thing trying to impress
this ex girlfriend getting I was.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Gonna ask, wouldn't they have done a thing on the
testa the shellcases to the weapon that they came from,
and he realized it was from his own service weapon.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well, I don't know if it was from his own
service weapon. It might have been he.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Might have shot a different gun somewhere, collected the shellcasings,
and then just scattered him on the road. I'm guessing
he didn't shoot himself with his own service weapon. He
must have put a little more thought into it than that,
although I don't know, And you're pretty stupid if you're
going to do this, and you know so, it didn't
take long for this to unravel.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean it was a matter.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Of I think even like the next day we started
hearing rumblings of maybe this didn't happen the way that
the guy is describing it. It was pretty quick that
they unraveled this charade because he obviously is a gumbass,
this guy, but his lawyers like, oh, the elephant in
the room is he has mental health problems.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
That's why he did this.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Ah, shut up, his mental health problems were that severe?
How they let this guy I on patrol? How do
they let this guy be a state trooper? If he
has that severe of mental health issues he was able
to hide it on duty all those years. I'm not
buying that. The guy's just a douche. So they sentenced

(33:17):
him to jail. What do you think he got, Charlie,
what do you think he got? Give me your guest,
best guess, five to ten, five to ten years. What
do you think he let me? Ask you this question, Ducie.
If Charlie or me pulled this same thing. Let's say
on my way home today, let's say be two broke

(33:39):
up with me, all right, my wife.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And I go, oh my god, I want to get
her back.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
And on my way home today, I pull over on
the side of the road. I shoot myself in the leg,
all in an effort to and then I called nine
to one one help me. I've just been shot a
black guy. A random black guy came and shot me.
And then they realized after they send the ambulance and
the cops and investigators a few days later, they realized,

(34:05):
wait a second, hold on, he's telling some inconsistencies that
don't really add up, and they come to find out
that I did this just to impress my wife to
try and win her back. Yes, how long do you
think I would spend in jail?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You'd have a huge fine.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Yeah, and you'd probably spend at least ten in jail,
ten years.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
All right, Well, this guy did have a pretty good,
pretty sizable fine. I believe it was in the neighborhood.
I'd have to find it here. Here it is two
hundred eighty nine, five hundred eleven dollars good and restitution.
So they must have calculated all the hours of the
police and first responders that dealt with this case, and

(34:50):
they figured out that it was two hundred eighty nine
thousand dollars in cost. They also gave him a three
hundred and seventy five dollars fine on top of that,
just for good measure. Now, I'm guessing, I don't know
how works if you have a judgment against you like that.
Can you just declare bankruptcy and then you never have
to pay that?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm of that.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I don't know how it works with a legal proceeding,
if you can declare bankruptcy and get out of it,
or they're gonna gosh, what they're gonna garnish what he
doesn't have a job, and once you start working, and
then they're gonna start garnishing probably a lean.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Isn't that what O. J. Simpson did? Didn't he declare
bankruptcy so he.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Didn't have to pay the Goldman family because he's a
pay dom.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, And then he went and he moved to Florida,
where they have a rule that says that they can't
take your home in a legal proceeding. So if you
declare bankruptcy or whatever, they can't take your They can't take.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Your home away from you in a in a lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Other states, he can you sue you, sue Dougie, you
can take her.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Home if if she is found live or whatever.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
But I read speaking of the O. J.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Simpson thing and what Dougie mentioned even though she's dead.
Technically Google searched this because I saw a front line
was about the OJ trial about maybe a few weeks ago.
And I wonder even if OJ said his estate would still
I think, depending on the state that the death occurred,
would his estate be still responsible for that money it's

(36:14):
still owed for the Goldmans. Because I and I sat
there to myself, I'm thinking what would be the real
reason why Simpson was sued in civil court even though
he was acquitted. It was, of course for raefel Feth,
but I think there was another layer of that. I
think it was designed to get O. J. Simpson on
the stand so that he could question him because he

(36:36):
because in a criminal proceeding, you were not compelled to
testify your criminal proceeding, but in a civil proceeding you're
required to testify. Because I remember him saying something that
the foot friend he found out the crime scene was
a high end Bruemalley style shoe, and he said he
never wore those ugly ass shoes.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
But when the.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Planet but when Goldman's attorney showed pitches of him wearing
no SAT shoes, busted, busted, busted.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
There's an analysis of a thirty some year old legal
case by mister Jeffrey All on the Roe. He's on
top of this. Good job, Thank you for my legal
expert back there. Anyway, So what the hell I got?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I don't know. I got distracted. What the hell I
was even talking about?

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
How long would would so I would spend ten years
in jail if I did the same thing, Charlie, you
think he'd spend the same amount of time in jail
if you did this? No, getting my over ten years. Well,
I haven't even told you how long this guy has
been saying the entire the entire police force. What you said,
the biggest manhunt in state history for this. No, you're

(37:43):
going to prison for a while, for a while. Well,
this guy got the two hundred and eighty nine thousand
dollars fine. And again, I don't know if you can
declare bankruptcy or not get out of that, but he's
going to be in jail, so he can't make any
money in jail. Maybe they can garnish his commissary funds
or something if he's making license plates. But he was
sentenced to a whopping, whopping six months in jail, boy,

(38:08):
and he probably won't pickets and served six months. This
is no, I think he's gonna have to serve. I
don't think he's gonna have to I don't think he's
gonna have to serve probably the entire six months of it.
But I mean, this is this is so outrageous. What
makes this outrageous is if somebody did this and they

(38:29):
got six months I'd go, Okay, you know, that's probably
too little of time. If Charlie did this and he
got six months ago, that's that's not that much time
for the panic that he caused and all that.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
But whatever, you can debate that.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
The fact that this guy was a police officer, the
fact that this guy was was a sworn officer and
then lied about all of this.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
He thought, you know, he had time to think about this.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
This was not something that he just you know, spur
of the moment thing that he did something wrong and
he covered it up, which might be human nature. He
planned this out, he thought this out. This was his
grand plan. So somebody that's a police officer should be
held obviously to a higher standard. That's that should be
ten years in prison. It's outrageous that they sends this

(39:17):
guy to only six months. What a what a scumback, Dave,
you run Rover's Morning Glory, Good morning, Dave.

Speaker 9 (39:25):
That was going on a river.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Hey man, what's happening? Not that much?

Speaker 9 (39:29):
So you were talking about Julian the Wood way back
when right jewel Cloud just happened.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I murdered in north Holm.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Said the way said say that you cut out there
the three year old was.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
The three year old boy that got murdered in north
Holm said at Giant Eagle.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Oh is this by the woman? The random woman? There
was a story, a local story where a woman stabbed
a woman and her kid as they were coming out
of the grocery story just randomly, just just a random attack. Stabbed,
stabbed him. The killed the kid that had killed the
mother too. I don't remember, or was she's hospital life

(40:07):
killed the kid did not kill the mother, okay from.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
What I understand, And the kid's name was Julian Wood.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay, right now.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
The woman that the woman that did it, right, she
should never.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Have been there to begin with. She should have been commanded.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
The doctor who testified in.

Speaker 9 (40:22):
That trial, her name is doctor Megan.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
Testa, right, she didn't offer an opinion one way or
the other as to the competency of that woman. This
woman literally called the police, told the police.

Speaker 9 (40:36):
That she committed murder, right, and.

Speaker 8 (40:39):
The police came out said we don't see any evidence
of it, sorry, have a nice day. Then after that
she went.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Out and actually did it.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
M h. This was was found in court, testified to
that effect, and this doctor said, I can't offer an
opinion one way or the other. Well, you're talking to
a person who she declared incompetent and unrestorable in the
previous case, my case, criminal trespassing, aggravated disorderly conduct. She

(41:12):
declared me incompetent as well as unrestorable. Okay, not only
but unrestorable on top of it, meaning that I'm not
going to be ever be able to be treated to
come back to competency. Happened.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
You're talking about it. No, No, he's talking to the
talking about talking about the woman. I believe, I think right,
I'm getting lost. He just kidding stories.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Are you talking about yourself? Yes, this doctor declared me.
Oh oh oh wait, hold on, okay, so hold on,
so like Dave, hold on, let me get this straight.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
So, so the doctor.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Who testified in this case where the woman randomly stabbed
this three year old is the same doctor that declared
you mentally incompetent.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yes, okay, And.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
And this was in a trespassing case or something that
you were involved in.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Criminal trespassing, aggravated disorderly conduct, and three other charges which
had been all by the been dismissed.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Because you were incompetent and unable to stand trial exactly.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
But she's.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Now, oh my incompetent.

Speaker 8 (42:31):
He's competent.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Now tell me, hold oncond incompetent during this case, so them,
you would have been charged with all that. I'm sorry,
say that again, hold on, forget what so what did
you do with? Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Uh? Why did you get all these charges? What happened?

Speaker 8 (42:47):
I was walking through Tower City, uh, trying to pass
through to turn in an application.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
For a brand new apartment.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Are you wait a second? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Is this the guy that was he? Was he the
guy that was naked or something? Or they masturbating and
there was a different, different guy, a different regard. All right, Sorry,
go on, Galla, you're right, you're right, okay, yes, that
was a guy that could Okay, sorry, I'm getting my
people can appreciate.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
All right.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
So what were you doing? You were looking for an apartment?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Yes, I was passing through Towers City and police officers
were following me. I don't understand why, but they were
words were words were spoke. I was detained, I was cuffed.
I was given two tickets, one for criminal trespassing, the
other for dis early conduct. I was sent down my way.

(43:44):
This began seventeen months saga me versus rt A regional
trans authority. This turned into five seventeen seventeen months were
at the trial, not even a trial, didn't even get
up the jury selection.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
My judge's name Susan Marie Sweeney. Once again, Marie Sweeney.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
This woman recused herself for my proceedings. He accused herself
and then the nets just dismissed the charges when I.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Accused myself from the call.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
All right, So wait a second.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
So this woman who stabbed the three year old, she
was just found guilty, right, so.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
The competency she was brought the competency because here's what's
going to happen. They're going to send her to prison.
In president she's she's dead. They're sending her to her
death without giving her to death penalty. They got her
lockstock and barrel. They brought her the competency.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Now they're going to send her.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
To prison and then she's gonna be killed because in
a way, with being a mother and killing a kid
in a woman's prison, that no, no, that will get
you killed.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Immediately, Charlie, give me a verdict. Crazy or not crazy?
I think he's saying he's ready to stand trial. I'll
stand for what he was accused. He's been You've been restored, Dave, Yes,
here you've you're able to stand trial.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Now what do you want to know?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
All I know is this RT a state of a while.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Day's coming.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
Okay, So judge's name is super Marie sweety.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
What what was that?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
That's just saying?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Now hold on, you see this is this is probably
not the wisest thing that they know. I'm just saying,
you know what you well, that's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
So no, not threatening.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
I'm not threatening. I'm promising.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
I'm not threatening.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'm promising promising.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
The woman will not be.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
What.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
You can't. You can't go around accusing people of this
day you want what?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
What what'd you say? The woman won't be what?

Speaker 9 (45:59):
The woman will not.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Be re elected again the judge in this.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Case re election re election? All right, So that's what
you're saying. It's all regarding re election. Yeah, but not this.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
But what I'm talking about is true. I'm not doing
this for hype or anything.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
This happened.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
This is true, all right.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
So when you say their day is coming, what does
that mean exactly?

Speaker 8 (46:24):
I'm coming after him in a several lawsuits.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Ah, okay, all right, all right, well Dave, all right,
I'm gonna let you get to work on that lawsuit.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Yeah, I have a good day.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Okay, bye bye, all right, stay on his good side, Charlie.
You want that guy coming to help you.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Your day is coming, Charles. I don't think I would
say that about a judge.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah, probably probably not a not a I don't think
it's gonna help your case.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We know nothing about any of that.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Don't know anything. Please don't subpe, I mean, don't ask
for the tape. So I don't have any exactly anyways,
but the woman who I don't know what he was
getting at with that woman who stabbed the three year old,
she was found guilty.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
So because what happened was I think they had I
think during the pre trial stuff, if they had competency
hearing to see what her capacity is to stand try
and what not she was from what I've read that
she was offered meds. I think at the time it
happened to put her in this behavioral center, and he
put her back, I got her back on her meds,
got her stabilize, and then at some point he declared her,

(47:33):
you know, competent to stand trial.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
This is all the pre trial stuff and events. It'll
be nice if we did that with people before they
murdered a three year old, if we could get them stable,
just an idea. I've got to take a break. We'll
be right back on rovers morning. Glory hang
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