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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Leo witness every morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Seriously, we'll probably need you as a defense witness in.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Court at some point. We rover morning glory. You are
in our alibi jizzy coming up in just a moment.
What do you have on the way?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Dugi Meon shows up to jail and police discovers.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Something quite large? But oh, I'll tell you what it is,
very odd item.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Wall though, asks when are we going to have listeners
match wits against that genius dooge?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Who me?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Thought we weren't doing that.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I vote for tomorrow. What are you guys thing? I
love that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, oh great way to end the work week. Now
what is the game plan here? Do we need one
or two people to come in?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well? I don't know. And is it going to be trivia?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's right, you're going to test yourself against Dougie. We
came up with this idea about a week ago and
people are always saying how stupid Dougie is. She's so dumb,
And I said, what if we just put up an
average fan of the show versus Dougie in every day?

(01:38):
I mean, we're not talking super difficult stuff. But I
think it will be a mixture of just common sense,
sort of trivia and maybe maybe a little bit of
current events because she is the newsgirl, so she should
be up on I'm sorry newswoman newsperson.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I want to be politically these days.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
So she should be up on world events and politics
and things like that. So if you can match Wits
versus Dougie, our newsperson, and you are if you're if
you're sitting there listening to the radio or watching our
MG TV and your blood is beginning to boil thinking.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That bitch is so dumb.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
If that's you that has those thoughts, I need you
to call me right now eight six six yo, Rover,
if you are able, I think we're gonna do this
in studio, right you want to do this in studio?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
The first that has to be able to come in
if you are yeah to see Dougie face to face.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yep. So if you are able to come in tomorrow
morning on the show, and you want to match Wits
battle Dougie when it comes to using the brain, the
battle of the brain, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
If you hate me, if you think I'm a bitch,
I don't like that bitch word.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Then call me eight six six yo Rover eight six
six nine sixty seven six eight three seven.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'll call you back.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
So what what I want you to do is I
want you to start with the let's just do start
with Caller ten, and then take.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Three people that are able to come in tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Make sure they can come in tomorrow and they know
where you know where they're coming General Vicinity, and that
they're able to do it, and that we'll do it.
I don't know, maybe they'd have to be here at
around seven am tomorrow, around this time tomorrow. So take
three people starting with Coller ten, that are able to

(03:48):
do that, and we'll get two people in a backup,
and we'll let you battle with versus Dougie. So I
know a lot of people think Dougie that they are
much much smarter than you.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
You.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now's their chance to finally prove it.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Please.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, it's anybody that's not included, like a doctor. If
you're a doctor, Oh oh absolutely not, you are.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You're allowed to everybody. This is open to anybody. Glory,
that's right, And I'm sure we will put together I'll
put together something for you for the winner.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you beat Dougie, I'll put something.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Wait what Rover, Well, this is how we you know
this is this is the level of planning I put
into things, which is zero.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Well, we'll put let's see.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Battle for something, maybe a gift card or something like that,
cash something, whatever the case may be. So give us
a call if if you want to come in and
battle wits versus Dougie. If your blood, if your blood
just boils when you hear her speak every single time,
if you just sit there and think to yourself, I

(04:58):
can't believe he is so dumb. Now's your chance to
show her up, show all of us how smart.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You are and how stupid she is.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Eight six six Yo're over eight six six nine six
seven six eight three seven, and we'll see you tomorrow
morning here in the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I can't wait for the person first. Yeah, No, I
don't need to talk to the person.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Do I need to on the air?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Nowur on the air now?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
And to find out to find out, you know, you
gotta weed out who's good who's bad?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Its Crystal? Do that the Crystal can do that.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'd like to hear from them on the air, Crystal. No,
I'd like to see.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Why don't you help Crystal with that?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Charlie and uh and we'll get We'll see you in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Do she How do you think you're gonna do tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Can you give me a little clue of what?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Like? What you an example question?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Let me practice hmm, because I am kind of smart.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, Donald Trump announced a Middle East peace plan name
Israel and who Gaza? No between Israel and who.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
UMAs there you go.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I can't believe she got that. That actually surprised me
a little bit. Okay, I got this all right? Eight
sixty six Yo, Rover eight six six nine six seven
six eight three seven And Charlie, if you want to
help get an appropriate three people, then I would much
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You and Krystal can work on that. Uji.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes for the award winning and intellectually stimulating Hizzy.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, here we go.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Kitazzyl Rover's morning glory.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yesterday, former FBI Director James Comy pleaded not guilty the
charges of making false statements and obstructing a congressional hearing.
He was indicted in late September, just days after the
President publicly demanded the Justice Department take action against him.
Comy's lawyers planned to ask for the case to be
thrown out, saying it's vindictive and selective prosecution.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
The judge set a.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Trial date four January fifth, and said the case doesn't
appear complicated.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Do you remember the I've read.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
We'll see how it all plays out, but I read
that the people at the Justice Department, you know, Trump
really wants this guy to be prosecuted. But the people
who are in charge of looking at this, they go,
we're going to have a serious problem winning this case,
especially because of you know, the main witness is going
to crater our opportunity of winning this.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
I don't know what the Trump, remember, tweeted out to
Pam BONDI clearly it was supposed to be a DM,
and he just tweeted out, do we need to take
down Koby?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Did you see that? I did see that. You did
point that out to me. Now, I don't know if
that it was meant to be a DM. I mean,
the social stream is sort of a spew of top
of mind thoughts, not particularly curated from.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Not like the New York Times or anybody. I think
it was like, I'll find it. But he meant to
DM that to her, is what you're saying. Yeah, well
that will all factor in.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
We'll see how that all works out when they go
to trial, and we'll see does he beat.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
The Wall Street Journal reported that Okay, he thought it
was a private message, So Wall Street Journal, not the
Posts or New York Times, Wall Street Journal saying that
he meant to DM Pam Bondi.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Which is awesome, Like that's how government business is transacted
by truth social dms.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, all right, go on to do she.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Derek Groves the last of ten inmates who escaped from
a New Orleans jail back in May.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah, he was the last one to get caught.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Well, he was captured yesterday in Atlanta after a brief standoff.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I didn't know he was the last. Last time they
needed to catch.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Police found him hiding in a crawl space after using
gas canisters, and he was caught after crimestoppers received a
tip pointing to the Atlanta area. Now Groves, if you remember,
and nine others they broken out. They had broken out
of the Orleans Paris Justice Center. Remember the hole behind
the toilet. They fled through that.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So he was convicted of second degree murder for a
Marty Grass shooting that killed two people and faces life
in prison without pearls.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
He is back in jail.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, but he was using like what that nitress was
that gas candidate you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
He said, he's using gas canisters.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, the police, there was a brief standoff.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Oh, they used gas to get he was like puffing
tear gash to get them.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
House, to get him to Yeah, he was in a
crawl space. Okay, there's a woman who died in an apparent.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Let me just put you on, let me hold on
to that.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Let me just talk to one of these people and
let me see what the kind of people were getting here.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Sarah, good morning, How are you?

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (10:09):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm doing all right? Now, let me ask you a question.
I know you've called in.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You want to compete against Dougie and see if you
are smarter than her.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
What is your feeling on that?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And what do you think of Dougie's level of intellect? Well, honestly,
I get a lot of my news from Dougie.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Hello, right, Oh, I think I would give her a
good run for her money.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, all right, now hold on, all right, Sarah, hang on,
let me uh all right, that's an interesting take. So
someone who is informed by Dougie is going to go
up against Dougie. Let me go to Bob. You're on
Rover's Morning Glory. I ask you the same question. What
do you think of Dougie's intellect? I think it's pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's going to be a challenge. You guys should take
notes from her. She's got her she does her homework.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Wow, I love this. Don't understand this.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Wait, so all the people who have called in that
want to play against the stuff, yes, are like Now,
I'm really impressed by her intellect. Have we bred a
complete a generation of complete more? I think three years
of the society slightly? Have we dumbed society down? What's
that movie where everyone gets dumber? Deocracy? Idiocracy? Have we

(11:40):
have we actually brought that film to life? Remember that
show they would watch I think was ouch my balls people,
it's just people getting hit in the ball.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Bo, Okay, you're on Rover's Morning Glory, Morning Bow.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
What do you think of dude? She's intellect? Uh? She
has the brain capacity of a stepped on skittle. Okay, yeah,
that is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
So you think in your mind, no way she could
show you up when it comes to answering common sense trivia.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, no, especially with the other ones coming on. Yeah,
you're dumb.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, all right, Bo, hold on the line here. Okay,
So I kind of got an idea of what we
who we have here?

Speaker 9 (12:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
All right? Now I like Bo's attitude.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
There, like Sarah's attitude.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Sure, I like Bow and Sarah Bob sort of wishy washy.
If you want to get somebody who is really thinks
Dougie is a complete more on is the third person?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Bow? Sarah? Whoever?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
And then the third eight sixty six year Rover. Okay, Dougie,
continue on. I'm sorry, that's okay, Rover.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
A woman died this week in an apparent medical episode
at Disneyland. She got on the Haunted Mansion ride, and
it appears to be just an unfortunate medical episode. They
said that there was nothing that she was in her sixties,
There was nothing really.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
When the medical personnel.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Arrived they tried to revive her, they were already had
security on the woman doing a CBR just a.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Medical after I guess she has a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, the medical the Orange County sheriff Corner Office.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
They are going to determine the cause of death.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
But the Haunted Mansion ride, I don't know if you've
ever been on it, but it's just a slow moving.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Ride that through kind of doesn't it kind of jerk
forward a little bit.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I know, it's slow and you kind.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Of rotate and you see like something in a mirror
that's supposed to be a hologram and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Very slow.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
The scariest part for me when I first went in
there was when they put you all in a room.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Then they they have to turn the light lights off.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
That's over, because I was like, this is it just
feels weird that so it's kind of dark enough.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You can't see anything.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Then they turned the lights off and then the lights
are off and then everybody just crammed in this little room.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's really uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, but it's great, it's great.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I remember being really frightened by that when I was
a little kid. The first time I went to Disney
and I did.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I go to who was that? I know? I went
to Disney with Jeffrey and we all went I kids,
I was twenty thirteen. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
We all went on the Haunted ride together, I think, right,
so that's yeah great, right, yeah, because it's great because
you look, you look over, there's a little ghosts sitting
next to you, that.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Whole huge scene with all of the ghosts in the middle,
like it's just fantastic.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I think one of my favorite Did I ever go.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
To Disney with you and Gianna? Or am I making?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
There was somebody and maybe it was maybe it was
Jeffrey's kids. I don't recall, but they were The kid
was like just besides.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't want to get it, I don't want to
go Was it Tomash?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I don't remember. I think it could have been either him.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Or my daughter, because I mean, stuff, there his two kids,
it's walk that way, okay.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I just remember being and they were like, no, it'll
be okay, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And hey, they did not want to go on that
all right, go on there, see that's okay.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
A fifty one year old guy in winter Haven, Florida,
was arrested, and when cops booked him into jail, they
found the largest item that they've ever seen hidden in
someone's But you.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Have the actually, well I don't have all of it,
but you also have this the sheriff sitting down, I
guess he does the morning brief.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And he talks all about it. Did I say that? Yeah?
Or I could just play it over here?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I hear it is is the Florida Police.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's what.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Okay, here it is good coffee. Now listen, there's things
you can't make up. So we arrested Walter Fremere. He's
fifty one. We got a call that he was naked
inside of a restroom at a public park, so we

(16:17):
ask is he nicked or buck naked? You know, you
can be naked and still have your socks on, but
if you're buck naked, you're totally naked. Well, anyway, our
deputy gets there, the dude's got all of his clothes on.
So we're nice and we send him out of the
park and trespass him and tell him we're not going

(16:40):
to arrest you, even though people saw you here without
any clothes on. We're going to give you a break.
So what does he do? He goes across the street
and hops up on what the railroad train track, and
trespasses again just as soon as we gave the break.

(17:01):
So the deputy arresting, we find out he's already got
twenty five prior arrest and been to state prison five times.
So not only has he trespassed, we've got him in
possession of Myth. Well, I've talked about Myth doing crazy
stuff to you, right, he ain't.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Gonna believe this.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
So we put everybody through a body scanner to make
sure that they're not trying to bring guns and knives
and drugs into the jail. Well, you might have thought
Walter was bringing drugs into the jail.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
He brought a thermis into the jail. That's right. He
put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
So you're telling me that this guy here's the X
ray that's a possess. Yes, well, I mean I have
a lot of question. It's about that. How does one
get such a huge thermos up their ass?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Hy And also I'm also I didn't know this about
the jails. They do a body scan like this, I
didn't know that. That's interesting. So they asked ray you, okay,
what is this going to have to say? Maybe they
put it out of the exit ramp.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
You know what I mean, a thermosh about the size.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I mean, then the sheriff takes a sip out of it. No,
it wasn't this one.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
I was just going to say, is that the same one?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
We saw that and we said, dude, what are you
doing here? He said, well, I put that inside my
body and he didn't swallow it.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Twenty four hours earlier. Oh, he could have died. The
deputy saved his life.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Oh, and that was after Walter threatened to kill the
deputy for restity.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
All right, well that's obviously a crazy story. Do you
guys find it somewhat off putting?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And I get it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I love doing stories like that, But do you guys
find it off putting when these sheriffs make it all?
They do these things only so they themselves get in
the news and they get you know, I don't why.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
They just really I don't know. It's not you put out.
I mean, it's really design.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
It's not up for the This is not like a
public health safety thing we all need to know about. Hey,
be careful this road is closed or whatever, because that's
not interesting. But just sitting there like this guy's something
up his but what all right? That sucks for him.
I still enjoy watching it too, But I get what
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I just these sheriffs, and there's a few of
them around the country, a handful that just they love
the spotlight so much that they keep doing these these videos.
And it's all it's really all about them. It's not
anything about public safety or whatever. Anyway, go on, due
and I'll end with this.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Tonight is Thursday night football and we have the Giants
hosting the Eagles tonight. Now, sometimes when I do these stories,
you say that there's two games. They only have one
game on this So on Amazon eight fifteen pm on Amazon,
the Giants hosting the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
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Speaker 9 (20:38):
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Speaker 2 (20:42):
You guys can just get these people, get their info.
Will contact them after the show. So yeah, yeah, get everybody,
get all of their info.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
No, she might oops and busy shall get the people.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Who are are contestants here I'm surprised, isn't calling in
dos that Dougie hater Dave's seventy two.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Specifically, I feel like Dave has turned a corner and
like he's Dougie lover.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
But he's been listening for years, since before I started,
and he's been eating Dougie forever. He he should be
the one that's be coming in right Where is he?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
He can't? He's working them up.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know him.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
We talk a lot, okay, I mean he's built his
whole persona against being smarter than Dougie.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
This is his chance.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
He's afraid of.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Me, actually, because if I crushed him, he'd have to
bow down to me and.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Like my bunions.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well, I will tell you that it is.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
It will be humiliating, absolutely humiliating. I don't know how
you show back up to work or whatever. If you
don't lose to Dougie tomorrow, you get demotive. Oh not
go back to work and get the same. But that
might be fired. That might be like when something embarishing,
like if he cracked your pants in eighth.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Grade, you have to move school districts, probably move states.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, otherwise it's gonna it's gonna ruin the.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
There's a lot on the line tomorrow as you compete
against Dougie for just common sense trivia. Everyone always talked
about how dumb Dougie is. We're gonna find out just
up against average fans of the show tomorrow, Right here
on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I have to take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
Hang on, old body equivalent of homeless BedHead. So what
Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Ron says, you're so stupid. The two games is on
Monday nights occasionally. Man, if only she could read, would
be a lot better spot with the news.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
And that big homie says she's dumb. There's never two
Thursday night games.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay, sorry, Dick, there are sometimes two Monday night games. Yeah, dude,
she doesn't know what she's probably about. Real idiots. Don't
you know the NFL schedule? No, jeez, Mitch Nuggets rights.
For the love of god, will you please get the

(23:27):
goddamn studio done. It's depressing to look at Do you
not see the correlation to bankruptcy box?

Speaker 9 (23:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Not really, because trust me, I just Mitch Mitch Nuggets.
If you missed earlier in the show. I had an
hour long meeting about that yesterday. I'm not I'm not
the problem. I'm not the hold up. Somebody else's and
their name starts with iHeartMedia and Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
AJ from Rochester Rights.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You guys need to talk about how bad Taylor Swift's
new album is now. I haven't listened to it. I
don't I haven't heard it. I know Dougie is a
huge Taylor Swift fan. I'm in different to Taylor Swift.
I mean, you're not like a fan of hers or whatever.
That Shaken Off song was, God, that was catchy, though,

(24:19):
I have to admit that was freaking catchy.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
That one song.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yes, out of all of them, there's no better Taylor
Swift song than shake it Off. Period, Like, don't don't
be ridiculous. We can all agree on that.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Right now, there's millions of no.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, this is the number one.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Obviously, obviously this is it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
But I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah, what's that I was watching or I was reading
some article about how bad this even I guess the
fans are.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
They've had enough Taylor Swift, even fans, even Taylor even swifties.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
This album against really boring and it's weird that she's
talking about how good.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Travis Kelsey is in bed and how big is penises. Yes,
I now what is the exact Can you find the exactly?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah? So you have it?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Okay, it's about as wood.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
That's what the throne called woodd like wood.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Just the length of this song correlates.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
The size of his penis.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Two minutes and thirty five seconds.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
There's some they drop these little nuggets and they've they
like go and analyze every single thing.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
And apparently one of the things is nine inches.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Well two hundred and thirty five millimeters would be nine
and a quarter inches, So two minutes thirty five seconds.
I mean, but you could you can come up with it.
It's like Candice Own's numerology weirdness that you can make
a meaning out of anything if you're looking for it,
and they do.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
People are upset about the movie sound. It's just lyrics videos.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
On wood. Yeah, give me, it sounds cocky and open

(26:36):
my Eyes would treat and loves the.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Red with three O God And apparently some people paid
to go to this movie and this was it.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Basically, Oh that's it.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
It was just But if you're up.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, this is it. You sit there and you watch this.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
It's just like a lyric video that people make on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, there's much you can have.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
AI do this. You can pump out the whole album
in five minutes.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
You could be like, I don't make some lyrics videos this,
I'd be so mad. And the other reason people are
really mad I guess she's been doing this for a
while is covers the amount of different versions of her
albums she makes.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Where to buy all the albums might be hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Well, because she's the thing, don't buy it.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Don't buy all of those, but people buy it.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, but the.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Fans are upset to go. I want to support her,
I want to do this, and then in the end
this sucks. I don't really Why are you doing this?
I like you, why you have.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Already spent one thousand dollars to take it on your
tour last year, or now you want me to buy
a twelve inch vinyl which I don't even have a
record play twelve twelve inch.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Vinyls Oh no, there's like, there's so many different versions
of making a special nine inch version nine and a quarter.
If you want to be technical, but she.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Also did this to everybody with the Taylor version. So
you already bought all the albums and then you had
then she re recorded, then you have to buy Taylor's
version to support her, and then you have to buy
all the different covers.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I get the Taylor's version, though that was too a
lot rid of the publishing stuff or whatever whatever that was.
She had a dispute and she re recorded the masters
so she would own the masters, and then I sort
of get the end game with that, I mean, brilliant
for her. Then she ends up with her own masters anyway,
So you bought the original one, and then you bought

(28:28):
Taylor's version, and she now bought her own master's back
after all that.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
So I'm trying to find So I guess she's releasing
another album in six hours.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
But this is a deluxe version.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
It has an acoustic song of two new songwriting voice
memos on it.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
What is that means? But like, I guess she's done that.
When you're working out a song, Oh so you can
get you can hear that? Yeah? Cool, Taylor overload. You can't.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I don't that you can buy one with everything, you
can't buy just one album that has all that crap
in it.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's you have to keep purchasing it.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
That's a show. People are frustrated, all right.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
PF and Florida says, I can't wait for all the
breakup songs that she's going to release, and Julie says,
this is horrible listening to that song.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
And Summertimes Sprits out version only, Summertime sprint only available Target.
Here you go, h the Life of the Crowd is
the Crowd is your King Edition, the Summertime Sprits Pink
Shimmer Vinyl okay, cool, okas shop maybe they're all sold

(29:43):
out at this point.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Orange glitter, so it's like an orange glitter twelve inch
vinyl is what you can?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay? All right, well, hey, good for her. She got
a bunch of different different things.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
John says, oh, all those hints, just like when Taylor
Swift was doing that interview and Doe, she said she
was dropping hints.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
So she was going to be the Super Bowl halftime show.
How did that work? And stuff like that. She just
loved doing stuff like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, So the song is two minutes and thirty five
seconds long, and you're saying that that in millimeters I'm
assuming that's how they arrived at this conclusion of nine
inches nine and a quarter.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
What else did she do that was lame?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
I think if you buy all the albums, certain albums,
some poem comes together, so you don't get the whole.
You don't know what the whole poem means until you
buy all of the albums, and then it's.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Like just look Twitter and find that yeah too, I
suppose right, Okay, huarantine?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Everybody does? What means? I don't have to explain to
everybody what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
You did something stupid on purpose, and you're not gonna
be rewarded with what.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Did I do stupid on purpose?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Something you've been doing for twenty five years? At this point,
you've been doing something stupid?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Can I ask? What is the oval teene?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
What is it? Oval teene? Secret?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
A couple in Canada, actually not a couple. Let me
rephrase that. It's everyone's favorite word thropple. A thropple in Canada,
a gay thropple that means three dudes.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Eric, Jonathan and Justin.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
They're in a three way polyamorous relationship and for two
years they were foster parents to a little girl.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I guess they got her at the age of one.
She's now three years old and.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Just one week ago, week ago today, they became parents
to the three year old girl.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Video. Oh, I have a news video of this. Okay,
what are their names?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Rover, Eric LeBlanc, Jonathan Baguard and Justin MTHEU.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Okay, I think you did pretty good. All right, the
news video helps you out there, all right? Here is
they're French Canadians.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
They are.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And their ex they used to be a fours from
their ex Jeffrey Laroque, now a French Canadian.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Here is the three guys listen to this.

Speaker 8 (32:17):
For the last seven years, Jonathan Bida, Eric LeBlanc and
Justin Matt have been waiting.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
This is this real gagging on something.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean, the French do pronounce things weirdly, where they
just like the end of a word just doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
But this is weird.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
This is like the kind of like I remember growing
up in Las Vegas and in California, and they would
have a newscaster, like a reporter or an anchor who
would be speaking just like I am right now, no accent,
nothing at all, and then they would get to a
Spanish word and they would just go crazy with the
pronunciation of that, and tonight at eleven a man was arrested.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Jonathan then they.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, we have we got it. You know, I how
to speak Spanish. Please don't don't overdo it.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
For the last seven years, Jonathan Bida, Eric LeBlanc, and
Justin Matt have been waiting to become parents together, something
that officially happened yesterday.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
She's perfect, of course.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Like any She's curious, she's energetic, she loves to play,
she loves to jump, she loves to dance.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
They adopted their three year old through Quebec's Youth Protection Services,
but first had to be approved as foster parents, something
that required a lot of work and openness. They say
to their relationship, we.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Had a lot of things to go through in order
to be able to be to have that accreditation. And
it's through that process that they learned and translate. I
didn't know what that meant accreditation.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I think is what he's saying, is that what he
just said here, that accreditation.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
To be to have that accreditation. In that process that
they learned that we are a little different because we're
three but we're not different from any other family.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Some other there you are, yes, yes, yes, yes, three
of you.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
You're a thrupple. Now let me just hear the rest
of those, because it's a weird story.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
Canadian provinces, including Ontario and British Columbia, legally recognize more
than two parents, Quebec does not. Last April, a Quebec
Superior Court judge ruled the government has a year to
modify the civil Code to allow a child to have
more than two recognized parents, saying the current situation is
unconstitutional and violates the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms

(34:52):
since it discriminates against different family models. Quebec is appealing
the decision. The Justice Ministry declined a request for an interview,
saying they won't comment since the matter is in court.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
We think that either way it might go all the
way to the Supreme Court. But we were sudden from
the fact that we're not backed to by our own government,
which is supposed to be an open government that wants
to help every single family.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Well, so let me ask you this then.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Okay, so they've sued and I always thought it was quarback,
but it's Quebec.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
I thought it was quebec quah.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's what I thought too. It wasn't the way she
was pronouncing it. There, Hey, what do I know? But
so what if Okay, so you have a thropple that
adopts a kid and they want parental rights, all three
of them. I mean, we've seen here in the United
States there's a lot of lot of divorce unfortunately, and
we've seen custody battles involving two parents. What are you

(35:50):
going to do when you have three parents? And why
limit three? Why limit it to a thrupple? What if
I'm a quadruple I want there's four of us.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
What if there's five?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
What if you're an couple like octamom, but you're in
a couple, then.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
You work it out. I mean, it's still going to
be a struggle, So you just work it out. That's
how lucky is that kid to have all those parents
love them?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Yes, that's it's like just a thrupples shouldn't be allowed.
And I don't think some should have like fifteen kids.
That's too many people. Well, I don't know, man, I disagree.
You're gonna have as many kids as you want. I
think it's bad.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
You don't think that's too many people in a house.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I they saw what happened with eighteen kids in counting?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Oh what happened ones in prison?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Right now? I'm lesting his sister.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Oh jeez, Louise, Well, when you.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Have eighteen kids, I mean, odds are one of them
is going to be rotten, right, the more kids you have.
But I look, you can't limit the number of kids
people have. That's a decision that people make. And then
you go, oh, well yeah, ye think about the financial
of having twenty kids or whatever the case may be.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
But not your problem. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I just I wonder if if a thropple, if all
three now has parental rights, where do you do you.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Draw the line?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Do you guys draw a line?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
So for you four or five or six parents, you
could have a family unit where there are six adults
who all have parental rights over one three year old kid.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
In your book, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I just so if you if you have a girl
whose mom is gay and did IVF, and that mom
has a girlfriend or they got married, then they got
divorced and now they have a new wife. So the
ex wife has a new wife.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
So now that's four women that have that want to
love that kid.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You can also.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Dist divorced parents what's step But those stepparents don't do they.
I mean, hey, you could love all you want, but
there's got to be a limit to the number of
people that actually have parental rights for the child. I mean,
think of if you have six different people with parental
rights for a kid, how would how would anything? What

(38:21):
do you have to take like a vote or something
like a Supreme Court the majority like, oh, do we
get the kid vaccinated or not?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
All in favor? Say I I mean.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
How does it they work it out?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
They have to work it out and figure out a
system that will be accountable.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I am not one of these people who I know.
Some people just they have an issue with gay people
having adopting kids or whatever the case may be, and
they'll point to that thing. There was a there was
a gay couple that was they were just in the news,
these sick perverts. They had adopted some kids. Remember this,

(38:58):
this was just in the news a few months ago.
They adopted some kids and then they just molested the
kids that they adopted, and people will point to that.
I go, okay, but there are a lot of straight
couples that do horrendous things to children too. We see
that in the news almost every day, and you're shocked
by the level of inhumanity that you see.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
But so, hey, I don't have.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Any if you if you're in a committed relationship with whoever,
that's that's, that's good for you, is what I would say.
But I think you're really making it confusing and complicated
for children when you're putting three parents, four parents, five parents,
fifteen parents. It was to say, hey, we have a
we have an orgy clan, and we all want parental

(39:44):
rights over over this kid.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I mean, that's it's just it's it's it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Eight sixty six yo were over eight six six nine
sixty seven six eighty three seven tom asks what if
a cult adopts a cult member's kid, did they all
become legal guardians of that kid?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Now? Great question. Speaking of cults.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I was surprised when I was in Los Angeles. I
passed we were driving and we passed the Church of
Scientology celebrity Center.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Now I've heard of this place. This is where.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
They have all I don't know, like all their celebrities
and high powered people or whatever. I don't know if
it's their actual headquarters or whatever, but they call it
the Celebrity Center. Had heavy security gates, cameras all around.
We passed that, and then when we were walking down
Hollywood Boulevard, we passed no less than three three different

(40:47):
storefronts for Scientology. So like, you're just walking down the
sidewalk and there's a Scientology store and they're like, welcome, all,
come in for a free personality test.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
And if I had a little more.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Time, I wanted to go in there and see what
are they ask That's how it gets to you.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
That's you don't think that's how they get everybody.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Of course, yeah you're curious, Yeah, but I wanted to
know what's their spiel.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
How there's probably one around here, we can get.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
You one, but Scientology and yeah, and then B two
was asking like who are the people that are working
in there?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Are they?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Like, I go, I think they're just scientologists and this
is their job, right they tell them you have to
go work in the store today. I'm sure they have
a few of them we passed three on Hollywood Boulevard,
and it's just one.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
When I back in eighty seven when I tried to
live in La there's one.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, so now it's up to three.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
We had just three right there, and that's in the
short walk over, you know, twenty minutes or whatever. We
passed three, so there may even be more than that.
And they're like selling that Dion Nettox book whatever the
hell that is? L Ron Hubbard, l Ron Hubbard. I
remember seeing commercials for that when I was a kid.
Don't read it, and it looks so cool. It had
like a big volcano going of off, and it seemed like, Oh,

(42:01):
they're going to give you the meaning of life Diane attics,
whatever the hell that means. But I was curious, so
I wanted to go in there and go, what is
the personality test that they're gonna and could I give
the answers that they.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Like?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Would they like, how do you feel about giving forty
percent of your income to the church? Oh yeah, that
sounds like a fair plan to me, Like how bad
would they start trying to recruit you if you answer
that way?

Speaker 11 (42:29):
I watch a guy on YouTube who went there multiple
times would go there for movie nights. Even he did
the personality test, him and his friend, and they are
have a hidden camera and they are recording a lot
of what goes on, really trying to recruit you.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
And I was so into watching these shorts on YouTube
where people would yell from across the street that's a cult,
do not go in there. They're trying to take your money.
And then you know they're like the guys like I'm
a suppressive person. Aren't you going to run? Because they'll
run inside away from these people because they're just trying
to shut it down and trying to get them to
not recruit people. So they will run inside, lock the

(43:07):
doors even and like the shades come down, everything and
they just lock up.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 11 (43:12):
The guy could be working on a lamp post outside
he runs in. I mean, any any single person as
a scientologist is not allowed to talk to these suppressive people.
But I watch videos of people trying to stop people
to go in there, and this guy specifically going in
and actually taking the test and stuff and visiting on
movie is pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
To me that like what are they asking in the test?

Speaker 11 (43:35):
It was like they had a paper test that they
were sitting there doing and they're they're not supposed to
be talking to each other, and.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
So they're it was like a school.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
They're like whispering, like we're gonna get in trouble because
we're talking.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
But it was I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Done taking tests. I'm an adult. I don't need to
take tests so anymore. Like I went into a bed
store and they go, Okay, they hit me an iPad
and they go, here's a thirty point ain't sleep questionnaire
for you to and then our AI will figure out what.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I go, No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
It'll help you get it taking.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
When you leave school, you stop taking tests, you lay
down in various bad boom, right.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Exactly, Thank you since for having common sense.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
But no, when you go in there, they just basically
they trick you into telling you all your secrets and
then they use your secrets against you, and then you
have to keep paying the money or they'll they'll reveal
your secrets to everybody. That's that's how the whole system works. Well,
thank you for breaking it down. There's one in Miami.
I don't guess there's not one around here, but there's
a nice looking were in Miami.

Speaker 12 (44:35):
Oh yeah, look at this. Let me see. Oh jeez,
that is nice. So yeah, get in there. Where is
this located? Maybe I'll get in there cafe, try this out.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I don't know wherever that is.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Oh that's tough, that's frough the get in there, go
try it out, Go take the test. Okay, I've kind
of take a break here, Country Chris, you're on Rovery's Morning,
Glory and Kill.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Country, First, hang out, hold on the line here because
I have to take a break. Then we'll get to
the Chizzie in just a moment as well. We'll be
right back hanging out.
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