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October 16, 2025 39 mins
Does Charlie have wide set nipples? A TikTok trad wife lists the 10 things she does to keep her husband happy. 

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Do she?

Speaker 6 (00:36):
The family of actress Diane Keaton has revealed the cause
of death. It was an unexpected death. We will give
you more information as to what they're saying she died.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
All right, we'll get to that. It used a moment, Chris.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
You're on Rover's Morning Glory in the morning, Chris, Good
morning Rover?

Speaker 7 (00:52):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
What's happening?

Speaker 7 (00:55):
So? Does AhR like not exist in Ihearts media?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Does does what not exist? I'm sorry you say that again?

Speaker 7 (01:03):
Human resources like HR?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh like?

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Why Jeffrey is the most perverted dude? How are you
going to have a whole show of just naked women,
I mean women?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, Chris, I can answer the question.

Speaker 8 (01:20):
The HR department was laid off like the rest of
everyone at I Heeart. So we're flying blind over here, topless, topless,
timeless show seems pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I actually like it.

Speaker 8 (01:30):
Yeah, I'm not complaining about it and Charlie Charlie.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, it's women topless, women topless. Speaking of Charlie topless,
men and.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Women, we're all clear created.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Speaking of Thank you Chris, speaking of Charlie topless. Now,
there was we talked about this the other day. Charlie
went to Buffalo, New York over the weekend, and you
your girlfriend posted a video of you loading around in
some sort of pool urban hot springs. Now, I had

(02:05):
quite a few emails come in after that that told
me that I didn't see this video, but a lot
of quite a few people said that you were most
definitely on.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Drugs in this video, the way that you are.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
Wobbling and woozy, and your eyes are barely open, and
you're like going like backwards and forwards.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But you know you're in a pool.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
I could sort of like stabilize as you I'm assuming
if you're standing in a pool, right, or push you around.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, a lot of way current in there.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
But there was another person that had a question, and
I wish I would have seen this video. He claims
that your nipples are inexplicably super far apart. You have
very widely spaced nipples, Charlie almost like now he didn't

(02:57):
say this, but this is how I envisioned it. Your
nipples are like the eyes on a hammerhead shark. They're
just way out to each side. Is that is that true?
I have I haven't really here.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
We have a ruler, we can measure how far everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let's let's say a normal nipple measurement.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Maybe what if you and you just go nipple the
nipples so you can see there without even.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Measure topless, we measure them.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
This is where they are. I don't think there. When
I look down, they do look far apart. But I
assume everybody looks down there, there's where my nipples?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
How many fingers, how many pencils?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
I don't well, I think you can do this with
a ruler. I don't have a ruler or something anyway,
so you do not nobody is again, I haven't seen this.
I was expecting that you have some sort of you know,
maybe had a childhood accident where.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I had a third nipple and they removed the wrong
one kind of in the wrong place.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's the But.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I was really expecting that you must have some wildly
placed nipples. I mean, you've been hiding all of these years.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
But again I don't I don't know they were about here. Okay, Jeffrey,
look at them?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is this too far? Is this too far apart? Everybody's different?
What do you think? I'm just trying to understand. Do
you think this is too far apart?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't think so. Everybody's Where are your.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Nipples, Jeffrey, Let me see yours? Okay, he's grabbing his
towards the camera so.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
We can see the pinching, jeffres are much closer together.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I guess are kind of far. So you have far
apart nipples, is what you're saying. Here you go coming,
Oh boy, here they go.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Shirts are coming off here, take it all off, all
right now? Those nipples normal looking nips? Yeah, okay, can
you go? Can you put hold on? Leave that shirt off,
Jeffery so we can see.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Now, can you put place one of your nipples to
his nipples so.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
We can get a nipple to nipple comparison.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Can you even with this shirt on, Jeffrey, hold on?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Not yet? Even with the shirt on?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, jeff Charlie does not like going shirtless. No,
I also don't want to touch Jeffy's body against my clothes.
I think that's another that's the main thing.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Well, can you just put your finger then where your
nipple is and line it up with his? Okay, can
you get close there, just so I can see how
much extra room is there, Crystal?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay. They turned their back to us, expecting him to
come forward. Charlie, let me do, let me do a
woman it right now.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
When we take our hands, just where's where?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Wait, there's one right here? Can you put your thumbs
together to Oh.

Speaker 11 (06:11):
No, no, no, we can from here Jeffrey where Jeffrey.
I need to get closer. Okay, all right here, Chrystal
is gonna measure this like a girl, identical, identical.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay. So maybe he has far apart nipples too, though,
but doesn't do you.

Speaker 11 (06:28):
He's got a little more more breasted than Charlie does, though.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Maybe the guy who was no.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
One those pack right there, that's a man's pack. Oh
it is hard.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Maybe the person who was commenting on your nipples, maybe
your nipples are normal and he has incredibly clean, cross
eyed nipples too.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
Closed his nipples are only about two inches apart there,
So anything is possible, all right, Duge Are you ready
for the award winning Hizzy?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here we go, Hizzy on Rods Morning Glory.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Apparently there's been some unauthorized pro Palestinian political messages praising
Hamas and attacking President Trump and Israel's prime minister. All
of this was broadcast through public address systems in terminals
at four airports in the United States and Canada.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
How did that happen? Well, it was hackers. Oh, hackers, yeah, okay,
really played it.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
But they must have had somehow access to a public
address system.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I guess in airports. Yeah, they're trying to get to
the bottom up. Yeah, that's signs too, I guess.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
Oh here it is hacked by Mutari cyber Slam. Yes,
Israel lost the war. Hamas won the war honorably. You
are a pig, Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
That's awful. Cyber Islam sib e r Islam. Okay.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Now, I would also say, anybody, you know, take that
with a grain of salt that whatever that account is
is actually behind it, because if you're going to hack something,
would you then also point to here, I am this person,
here's my Twitter account.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But all right, go on.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
A judge has ordered the Trump administration to immediately halt
its efforts to lay off roughly four thousand federal workers
during the government shutdown, calling the move unlawful. The ruling,
which was issued yesterday, follows a warning from the Office
of Management and Budget Director that layoffs could climb north
of ten thousand. On Friday, the administration began issuing reduction

(08:38):
in force or rifts, and these notices went to thousands
of employees across multiple agencies. But this judge has said
no for halting this because what you're doing is.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Wrong, it's unlawful. The military got paid yesterday, so good.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
He found money somewhere, some sort of research things that
weren't being used.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
By the way, going back to the Israel Hamas thing,
did you see that they had this ceasefire? Now there's
already claims so the ceasefire is being broken. But whatever
they have, this ceasefire they took place I guess Monday
morning local time. Three or four hours later, Hamas rounds
up a bunch of people that they say collaborated with

(09:17):
Israel or just people that they didn't like. They go, oh,
that guy's shady. They put them all on their knees
in a public square. There in Gaza City and then.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
They have a bunch of masked guys standing behind them
with AK forty seven's and they just blow their brains
up right there in post wild from Israel Palestinian that's correct.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes, their own people. Uh, just the fact that they might.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Have collaborated or conspired with Israel according to the you know,
there's no it's not like you go on trial or anything.
So these are the uh, you know, you wonder why
why can't we have peace with these with these groups? Well,
look at look at what's going going on over there,
look at how they treat people. And this is ours

(10:04):
after this ceasefire took effect. And by the way, it's
not like people were horrified.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
There's throngs of cheering people there, all videoing this and cheering.
That's the Israel or whatever the hell they're cheering.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I don't know. I can't understand the language, but.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
They're all they all love the fact that people are
getting shot in the nag and right in front of them.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's really despicable. Anyway, go on, dude.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Jonathan Renderneck, the twenty nine year old guy accused of
starting the fire that became the deadly Palisades fire in LA.
He has been indicted by a federal grand jury. He's
facing three charges, including destruction of property by fire, arson,
affecting property used in interstate commerce, and timber set of fire. Now,
if he's convicted, he could spend up to forty five

(10:48):
years in federal prison. He used to live in LA
but now lives in Florida. He was arrested on October seventh.
Federal prosecutors say that he was working as an uber
driver when started the brush fire back on January first.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I don't know how you could ever convict somebody of this.
And I'm not saying he didn't do this. I'm not
saying he doesn't deserve to go to jail.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
What this This fire obviously was terrible, People lost lives,
billions and billions of dollars of.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Damage, thousands of homes wiped out, killed twelve people.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Really, the destruction and the devastation at an incredible scale.
So I'm the guy. If he did this, he certainly
deserves to go to jail. My question is, how do
you prove that he did this?

Speaker 6 (11:33):
You know, During a news conference after his arrest, of
officials pointed to digital evidence showing an image he allegedly
created using chat GPT in July of twenty twenty four
that showed a burning force.

Speaker 8 (11:44):
But that's just running away from it. That's not proof
that he did it. That's some sort of circumstantial evidence.
But you know, people could create all sorts of images
using chat GPT. I could create an image of of
me killing my wife. Show me an image of a

(12:04):
husband killing his wife. If my wife ends up dead
a year later, it doesn't mean I killed her. I
just don't know how you convict somebody. Now, emotions run
I'm sure front high because of the amount of devastation
in this but and maybe they do have great evidence
that he did do this, but they're like, he did

(12:24):
it with a lighter.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
How do you know that?

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Nless, the guy was stupid and he goes, yep, I
lit that fire with a lighter. I don't know how
you could ever convict somebody of this crime setting a
fire in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Go on Ducie.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Thursday Night Football, we have the Cincinnati Bengals hosting the
Pittsburgh Steelers. That's happening tonight eight fifteen pm on Amazon.
Tom Cruise is once again single. Him and his girlfriend
This Anna de armaz No.

Speaker 8 (12:55):
It's on a The Armist or something like that.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
Her name are over after about a year of dating,
and a source said that the spark had gone between them,
but they still love each other's company and they've both
been really adult about it.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
I love this because I read a little bit about
this and the source. This is so weird because when
people break up, they just normally break up. But Tom
Cruise has a very cultivated pr machine, probably run by scientologists.
And if you listen to what this source says, it's
just so ridiculous, Like they remain incredibly good friends.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now they don't.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Well, so do not think of how many x's of
yours do you remain incredibly good friends with?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Not many?

Speaker 9 (13:40):
You.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm not your ex.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
No, the pair have to remain friendly because they're working
together again. She's been cast in his next film. Oh
so they're kind of stuck in environment. They each other
every single day.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Even if you look at her and she makes you
want to vomb it, you have to put on a
good show.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Is Miles Teller in this new movie, because he's been
seen with her, exercise working out with her. He was
he's the top gun costar he's Cruis's costar.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
I don't believe this is the h they would have
put that in there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't believe this is the they're not filming yet.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
It's in the article, in this article that this is
the movie they're filming.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know that they're they've been seen together. No, no, no, Miles,
that I believe.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
But the I don't believe the Maverick third movie for
the Top Gun series has started filming yet because they
have to do like a ton of training and stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
So he like swooped in. There is that bro code,
are you breaking broken? Do you think Miles Teller is
You're like, oh, he's so hot? He's so hot. I
think he's Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
Do you think he's had plastic surgery? Because I'm looking
at a picture. Here's just show you this stand by.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I think Glenn Powell's hot too.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
This a.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
This is a picture of Miles Teller. You know years
ago he doesn't look like that today he's a young
kid there. Yeah, I don't know what year this is,
but but he didn't now what he looks like. It's
called now what he looks like to that you already
he's got beards working out. I think that might be here.
He is.

Speaker 12 (15:24):
H it's called growing up here. He is today. Kids
look way different when they grew up. I had a
little bit of work done there.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
The family of Diane Keaton confirmed that the Oscar winning
actress has died of pneumonia. They released a statement. They
thanked the fans for their extraordinary messages of loving really
and urged those wishing to honor her memory to donate
to local food banks or animal shelters.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Those were causes that she deeply cared about.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Huh, yes, pneumonia okay. And finally, were you guys just
talking about the one battle after another with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, we've mentioned it.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Okay, and you liked it great, Charlie said ten out
of ten.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Well, you need to get that message out there a
little bit more because this is projected to lose one
hundred million dollars at the box office despite earning about
one hundred and forty million globally so far. Its break
even threshold is closer to three hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
But when it's one of those Oscars, yeah, there's a
shoe in for the best picture. Yeah, there was nobody
in the theater when I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't even know what it's about.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Three other couples revolutionaries, but yeah, you know, that's sort
of hard to people. Look, we've gotten really dumb with
our movie going, with our movie preferences.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
It's got to be superhero crap, and it's the same
stuff we've seen all always.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
It says, make an original movie, don't make a reboot,
don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I'm so sick of the
genders and everything. And then they do it. We'll go
see it. This is out.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's an original movie.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
Okay, And Charlie says ten out of ten.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
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Speaker 8 (17:46):
We've talked in the past about trad wives, traditional wives.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Trad wives.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
They you know, I don't know if they really dress
like this or if it's just when they when somebody
decides we're going to write an article on tradi We
want we want you to dress up like like you're
in the nineteen fifties or something, or like you're June Cleaver,
leave it to Beaver? Is that how they go around? Like, yeah,
here's a photo of this. Is this how they're going

(18:13):
around dressed?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Because on Instagram when they're posting they are, I really
wonder if they're doing her every day.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
The other they'll just be like.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
I'm gonna bake a cake from scratch and then they're
just wearing that it's making their own flour. You're like, Okay,
you're gonna spend four or five hours make getting ready
and a little bit like cake, and you're like, this
is what you do all day?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, there is.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
A story that I saw a trad wife who worships
her husband and she has ten things that she does.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I haven't even read them.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Ten things that she does in order to keep her
husband happy. I'm curious A what they are, and B
I'm wondering how many of these things B two does
for me? What do you think percentage? Would you say
it ninety nine percent? You say, all right. I I'm

(19:06):
very curious because I think she might fall into this
category traad was.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
To be upset if she doesn't fall in this category.
She loves to do this kind of crap.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
She likes to serve me, which is incredible. I'm an
incredibly lucky person. But all right, so I'm gonna pull
this up here in just a second.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
In the meantime, I've got to take a break.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
Our number is eight six six Yo Rover eight sixty
six nine six seven six eighty three seven baked. Jake
says Tron, which people would consider a stupid movie. Maybe
they cost a Maybe it's the latest one that came out,
cost one hundred and sixty million dollars and it's only made.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sixty million dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
I heard it's made less than Morbius U Jared Letto's
last movie, or one of his last movies that nobody saw.
You remember what happened with Morbius. Morbius now some movies nobody.
Nobody went to go see it. And then everybody started tweeting,
oh man, I didn't realize it came out, can you
please re release it? And then Marvel or was it

(20:09):
Marvel or whoever, DC, whoever was so stupid they went, okay,
there is a big everybody's talking about more this man,
we should re release it, and then nobody won a
second time, and then they started tweeting, no, no, I
missed it again, Please do it a third time.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
All right, Marvel, I've got to take a break and
we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hang your life has you doubt? Just remember keep fighting?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
He pushed forward.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Stay h one tequila shot, one water glory.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I know that this triad wife movement.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
Has gotten pretty big over the past few years, where
these women decide, Hey, we want to live like it's
the nineteen fifties or thereabouts, and we want to cater
to our men. They are the kings of the castle,
and we want to lease them and serve them and

(21:33):
do whatever they want. And I was reading about this
woman who she posted something ten things she does as
a stay at home wife in order to please her man.
And I'm wondering, how many of these b two does

(21:56):
b ugi? How many of these would you do if
you were in reway? Let's let me see here, let's
look here, all right, Ten things I do as the
stay at home wife.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Pause it here.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
Wake up at seven am and make sure the house
is spotless and that his work uniform is ready for
when he wakes up.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
She cleans the house before he wakes up. Yeah, well
you don't want to clip the night before.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Now my wife, let's see, would do she do this?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
We can already answer. I think she's going to say
no to every single one of these. So do she
would not do this? Would my wife do this? Does
she do this? But that she does lay out your clothes?
She does not lay out my clothes.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
That she does definitely multiple times you've said that, don't
take it.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Do you go in the shower, she gets your underwear
ready and it sts no.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
No, Well maybe she's slacking them because she used to.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
For sure, All right after I get out of the shower,
I just stay naked.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So that's because she hasn't laid your clothes out. She
quit doing it.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
I lay my clothes out the night before. So if
I'm gonna wear something today, I lay it out the
night before, just for time.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's why she was laying the clothes out. She didn't
want you be naked all the time.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
So she does wake So when the alarm goes off,
she does wake up. I wake up, I go brush
my teeth and all that come into work. She does
wake up, and she goes downstairs she gets all of
my stuff ready to go, which normally you know that's
done the night before. She has a little snack for
me that she puts together, a cup of ice. She
gets a cup of ice that she gives me and

(23:37):
then sees me out the door.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
So I think my wife would do this, you guys hug, Yes, goodbye.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
I give her a little peck. We partially make out
Tom kills. Yes, I give her a little peck every
day as I leave the house.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
So that's one, okay. So let's see what else does this?
Your girlfriend does not do this? That one? Okay. Do
you think she's gonna do any of these things?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Charlie, I'm gonna guess I've not looked, but if that's
what we're at, I'm gonna guess.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
No, it's zero of these things.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, does not wake up, gets annoyed if I make
too much noise when I wake up. I love it,
which I would too if she if she if she
left early and she was making a racket, I know
I would be pissed off.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh yeah, I'd be screaming from the bed. Shut up.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
My wife does say, you know, you realize if roles
were reversed, she does bring this up to me a
couple of times. But she's not very trad wife. You know,
you're not supposed to point things out, but.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Don't talk back.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
She is don't speak a little spoken to right, so
like a child. She does say, like you would not
tolerate if I came in making a racket like you
do every night. You know, I come in and I
try to be quiet, but I'm doing things. I'm brushing
my teeth, I'm doing all the in she she says,
I'm very loud when they come to bed. All right,

(25:00):
next one, after I've cleaned the house, I will make
myself presentable, lashes hair, and get dressed for the day.
So you know these women, they these trad wives, they
put on a whole get up, whole outfit. They put
on dresses according to this, eyelashes and everything else. My

(25:22):
I would say, my wife does not do this. She
doesn't get dressed up if we're not going anywhere. So
she's she's basically just wearing sweatpants all day every day,
come home. It's not really putting on the robes, robes, robes.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So the first one, Rover said no, huh, you said no?
He said yes, b two wakes up every morning.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
He does all my stuff, so guess and if he
wanted his clothes laid out, he could get his clothes
laid out. But she doesn't. The second one, No, she
does not do this. Friend does not do this either, Charlie.
It's a robe household. I need to burn all the robes.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
You're what, Yeah, your girlfriends like these?

Speaker 8 (26:07):
Are these like the big fluffy robes you get in
a hotel or something or not.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
They're not they're not hot robes. They're not like made
of silk or anything. They're not silk robes.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
It looks like a towel. Uh, just all right there
with a little belt around that she does. Yeah, usually
in the winter, though that's winter. We're getting the robe season.
I will say, recently this summer, she's not been robing
it up. What is she wearing the summer just shorts,
a T shirt. What does she wear underneath the robe

(26:38):
when she's in the winter sweatpants?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Okay, So it's not like you could catch a glimpse
or the robe opens up or okay. I liked even
just the mirror suggestion of that. No, it's she bundled
because it's cold. In the house.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
This is why she claims she needs the robe. I
find it hard to believe.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
You gotta do it like I do it, that heat up,
and it just encourages me too to take I can't
live like that.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I can't live that hot. What you're seventy eight in
there or whatever? No, never ever. In fact, today I go, oh,
it's a little chilly. When I was leaving, he go,
We're gonna have to figure out the heating situation in
here to make sure when I come home, I'm gonna
look at all the thermostance make sure everything is up
to park. Yep, yeah, because we're not We're not hot enough,
all right, so let's see. Let's see next here.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
I will then make him coffee when he wakes up
and when he walks straight through the door after work,
so she has coffee for him when he leaves, coffee
for him, all ready to go when he comes back.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
And I'd say that, I'd say, that's a yes for you.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
You don't drink coffee, but you have your five hour
energy which she pre opens for.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
You, I said.

Speaker 8 (27:51):
And she has a cup of cup of ice, humbler
of ice here for me. And when I get home
I don't have anything, although I'm sure if I requested it,
she would do it.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Man at the bottom there over it says, lots of
kisses and cuddles in the morning, because's how you wake
up affects your whole day and your whole mood.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So she kissing and cuddling you as you wake up.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
No, no, we're both kind of grumpy when we wake up,
Like I hate waking up.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just want to go back to bed every day.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
I don't think in the past, let's see, I don't
think in the past thirty years actually probably ever, I
don't think I've ever woken up and been like I
want to jump out of bed and just get this
day started. She also this trad wife says she makes
sure there's a good home cooked meal for him every day, even.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
If she's sick, oh vomit.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
If I don't feed my man and I don't know
why there's three ends, but that's something. If I don't
feed my man, and that's facts, okay, so be too,
do cook. She made salmon last night, so she cooks
every day now. Sometimes she'll ask what I want, and

(29:08):
so I'll say, you know what I feel like getting
longhorned steakhouse or something.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
So we can take out sometimes, but she will make
the food. Does your girlfriend make you the food?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Never, no, zero out zero food zero out of seven.
Pied Last night I had at a lunchable not so
lunchable for dinner.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Patricious, Yeah, would you do? How many of these would
you do? So far?

Speaker 8 (29:37):
I wouldn't do it any zero? Okay, Krystal, what about you?
Are you a trad wife? Would you how many of
these are you doing?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I like to take care of my man. I like
to cook for him.

Speaker 10 (29:48):
I like to clean the house, even though I actually
have been kind of starting to clean my boyfriend's house
just because I like it.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I like it a particular way.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
I'm very My mom installed that in me is constant
and cleaning, so I started doing like I'm I just
throw that basket here.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I'll fold all this laundry.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
I started doing that too, because I just like to
Taking care of him makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, she was my love. See she's a triad wife,
I think, all right.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
The next she says, she tells him I love him
one hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Times a day. No, my wife, and I don't do that.
You do that Charlie.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's mentioned infrequently, but it's mentioned. We're not saying when
you say infrequently, how often would that be, it's not
once a day or anything. Once a week? Yeah, maybe
once a week. You don't want to overdo it.

Speaker 12 (30:44):
It's not sad every day every day have to snitcher
overdoes it?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Meaning? Well? I actually love my wife.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
So but what if you died tomorrow and you hadn't
said I love you to her for a whole week.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'll remember that time. Yeah, that doesn't matter. I don't
need to hear it.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Schnitzer will sometimes talk to Charlie on the phone, so.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
That proves it doesn't really mean Charlie. Uh, she this woman,
the traad wife.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
I will iron all the clothes every day or every
three days. She will iron the clothes every three days.
She deep cleans the house daily and deep cleans her
oven every two days. That's even too much for me. Now,
deep cleaning the house, I would.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Say, we do. I don't. Your wife does, though, So
that's clean. I mean it's kept pretty clean.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
On a clean I assume it's already cleaned.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
I need like, but once a week there's a a
big cleaning day that takes place. Do you participate in No, okay,
all right, all right, be ridiculous ironing the clothes. We
don't have an clothes to be ironed, so I don't.
I remember I there was a woman that I met

(32:08):
and I didn't really date her, uh really, but we
were kind of talking for a while, this a long
time ago, and she told me I couldn't believe this,
that she her previous boyfriend. She would he wore boxer shorts.
She would iron his boxers for him. I found that

(32:30):
to be crazy. Now I sort of appreciate that kind
of thing in life, but irons is underwear.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Never had that, never drawing up that would feel like,
I don't I don't need it done, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I don't iron. We don't iron anything either.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
So anything that needs to be ironed I generally would
just have dry cleaned. And I don't like even even that.
I have nothing to do with the dry cleaning. She
takes it and picks it up. But I purposely don't
wear things that need to be dry cleaned because I go, oh,
after I wear this, it has to go through the

(33:06):
dry cleaners. I don't want to mess around with that.
So anything else, we don't really iron anything. She also
says that she at least twice a week there will
be some kind of cake or cookie for him. Now
I've told my wife, no, I don't want any of
these things, so she has stopped. My mother in law

(33:27):
she still tries to drop things off almost on a
daily basis, various foods and cakes and whatever. And I
just don't want to get fat. That's why I don't
let my wife do that. And she will make the
bed as soon as he wakes up and irons the sheets.

(33:48):
That's sheet, iron the sheets.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I stop writting this down.

Speaker 10 (33:52):
This is so lame, and it's her finding something to
do to make herself seem like she's important and she's needed,
and she can't have a job because I'm ironing the
sheets every single day. I clean the oven, yes, but
twice a week, yes, a little much.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
This lady's lying at this point, yeah, because I think
her husband's like, what do you do all day? He's
at work and she's just sitting there doing nothing, and
he's like, I'm iron the sets for morning.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
It takes an hour. What are you eating? Bond bonds?
Sitting there watching TV?

Speaker 8 (34:19):
She says that she washes trainers once a week, so
they must be from England or something. Those are basically
tennis shoes, so she washed cool washes. That mean, you
know what I was just thinking about shoes. I bought
some new shoes a while ago. I mean, I can't
even it must be at least six or nine months ago.
And I just looked at them the other day and

(34:41):
I go, wow, these are in really good shape. Because
I had to walk into my wawn and what I
did was I went into the garage, I took my
shoes off and swapped in. I put on some other
shoes that I would wear into the grass because I
don't want to mess up.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
My good shoes. And I thought, isn't that weird?

Speaker 8 (34:59):
Like how when I was a kid, you wouldn't care
like I would go through shoes. You would buy new shoes,
and within a week or baby two after you got these.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
New shoes, they were just completely ruined.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Now as an adult, I can buy shoes and keep
them looking brand new for a year plus.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh I'm the exact opposite. I'm just like I am.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
When I was eight, I get on my try for
like three days, something will spill on them and I go,
they're done, these are cooked. And then I just while
start cutting the grass, and I'm just right about life now.
I do try to keep a set for cutting the
grass specifically, but all other things I go, that's they're done.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't care.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
This woman continues, the tried wife. I make my house
a loving home with peace and happiness, a good meal,
and real love and affection. And he provides and protect.
So that's what she does for him. Fuji, out of
those things, if you were in a relationship, how many
of those would you do?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Not?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Do you think this is why you are not in
a relationship, because you are unwilling to do these things
for a man.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
I teach my child to make sure that you are
always in a position that you never have to serve
a man. Be a strong woman, put money away so
that if you're in a relationship something doesn't work, you're
not stuck. Always be your own person. That woman there,

(36:25):
your wife, they're not their own person.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
They are slaves to their man. And that's not.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Why not instill in your daughter that a relationship is.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
She doesn't even take.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Absolutely, a relationship is give and take. You just take,
she gives and you take. That's not a relationship. What
you have is not in your mind, it is, that's
not if that was my case, please, I would rather
have my kid in a Snitzer relationship where and poor,

(37:02):
where they're loving, than married to a.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Wealthy guy that doesn't say he loves you. I would
tell her to get.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Out of that marriage, just saying she deserves better, she
deserves respect.

Speaker 8 (37:15):
My wife and I are extremely happy with each other,
love each other.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
I think you think she's extremely happy, but she is very,
very happy.

Speaker 8 (37:26):
We are both completely fulfilled in our relationships.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
I think you are because she waits on you no,
and you're very egotistical.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Her love language is to serve and my love language
is to be served. So it really, it really actually
works out perfectly.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's great.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
But I love that you could criticize because you haven't
been in a relationship.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
It doesn't matter. I'm I'm happy. I would rather be
single than be in a relationship that I'm not happy
just because I don't want to be alone.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
There is nothing wrong with being alone. I think it's fine. Sinancer.
What about your wife?

Speaker 8 (38:06):
Does she do all these things for her for you
or do you do all these for her? It's we
both do she works a lot, so a lot more
than me. So do you do more stuff around the
house than your wife does?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (38:18):
No, she probably still does. But you know I do
some things. But I mean and we split it up.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Sean says. Women they do all of this daily have
a mental deficiency. All I ask for is leave me
the hell alone. I'm a strong, independent man, not a
man child like Rover that needs a woman to place
towels out while I'm in the shower.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Look at this lady, So I'm I just want to
show Yes, this is a show the snits. Yeah, so
this is her story on her TikTok or she is
ironing the sheets for.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
The day on the bed. She's just making stuff up
to do.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
That's ridiculous now, yeah, because she took them off. Well, yeah,
first of all, I would fight my trad wife. You
have to wash these sheets every day.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
You want crisp, fresh sheets every day and then iron them.
I get it with her and turning the sweat into it, yeah,
right all the way into the mattress. Do you do
have the schizzy coming up?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
What's on the.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Way coming up? I want to make sure that jeffries
he's gone. I want to make sure that Jeffrey's wife
is okay, because something happened today that will send her
over the edge.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
What is it, I'll tell you coming up next. All right,
we'll get to that in just a moment. We'll be
right back. Hang on.
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