October 23, 2025 • 45 mins
Do the guys on the show have a "hung smile?" Research into how men walk. The show analyzes JLR's cool guy walk. Beauty pageant walk of shame at the Miss Grand International. Duji got on stage to claim an award that wasn't for her.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ladies and gentlemen and Father of the Year nominee Jeffrey
La Roke. Prior to my head, you have my kids
and my wife and I were really happy. We did
a lot of stuff together, So that means that you
would go back and not have kids. Yeah, this is
rovers morning glory.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what people are talking about and analyzing.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Huh, hung smiles.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know what a hung smile is.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're gonna explain it to you. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A hung smile will give you insight as to how
well endowed a man is, and according to the Internet,
you can determine how large a man's penis is by
their smile.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do you have a hung smile? Charlie, see a hung smile?
That's your hung smile. There, Jeffrey, let me see your
hung smile. He's got it. It looks like he's farting.
(01:20):
That's your hung smile.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's holding it up.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I have no bloody down to clue what a hung
smile is.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is the first time I've ever heard about it. Well,
you want to make sure you're doing it the right way.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Here's a I think I have a guy explaining a
hung smile in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Schnitzer, do you have a hung smile?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let me see your smile, and let's see if you
might be well endowed.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Mouth mouth closed, rover. You never smile.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It almost like a winky. No, I thought he was
looking at somebody else. It's my hung smile. Look down
there got a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Here is a guy, and it seems like this guy
may know hung men. Here is an explanation of the
hung smile.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Here is a hung smile explained. Only a certain specific
group of men can do this smile, and it's because
they are actually hung, if you know what I mean.
And here's the thing. When a man is willing down,
when a man is well blessed with his water bottle,
he gives this specific smile. And it's not like I'm
so happy, No, it's more like.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
It's such a smug smirk, casual smile.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I didn't notice anything. This guy must not be hung
when he that's a smirk.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, it's just maybe this.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Guy is too much botox. I mean he's got lip filler.
I don't know what he's doing with his eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's not a smile. Yeah, that is not a smile.
That is not a work better explanations, like are just people?
This is a hung This guy's got a hung smile.
Right here, that's a hung smile.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who's this There's a guy that played Superman or something.
I don't remember his name, but yes, I'm just guessing
because it's one of the super You know why he's
smiling like that because they just paid him a bunch
of money to play Superman. I'd be smiling like that too,
whether I'm hung or not.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, says a hung smile.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
That it's such a smug smirk, casual smile. The corners
of his mouth don't even go up that much, but
they are up a little bit, and it just has
so much confidence behind it. And you may be thinking
it's just a casual expression.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, okay, let me show you my hung smile.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Then you have no smile. It was like death nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's how, that's how, that's how hung.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I am just a neutral facial expression.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Here's another hung smile. Okay, let me see. Oh I
like that one. This is Hugh Jackman. It's like it's
a smirks a huge aman. My dong is huge. Yeah, yeah,
all right, So you believe Crystal? Do you think there's
anything to this.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can you determine the size of a man's penis by
his smile?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do you think you saw the huge Jackman one? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Okay, I honestly, I was going to go through my gallery.
I have an album of pictures of my boyfriend and
I wanted to see if he makes this specific.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Smile in the photos.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Is he huge because he has a nice size, of course,
I wanted to see it riff that reflects in his
photos and his smile.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Hmmm hmm. All right, so here's the more hungsky. Let
me see. Apparently really the main person that Superman, he
has the hung smile.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
His smile is basically just this.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
He's adorable.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's just off the mouth. Eh, that's it. That's a smile.
He looks happy.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah, I told him to do that along time ago.
He probably smiled with his teeth closed or his lips
or something. They were like, no, no, no, you look
best with an open smile.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So you think they analyzed his smile. You think that
some agent or pr person or stylist told this guy
whatever this dude's name is, to go when you smile,
make sure your mouth is open, like your teeth are not.
You know because when people smile like your mouth is closed, right, yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
And like my daughter, she won't smile with her teeth exposed.
She will only smile with her lips closed.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Why is it?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Does she need braces or something, or why won't she
expose her teeth?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
She doesn't like that look in a photo. She will refuse.
Sometimes I make her like, I'm not gonna post this anywhere.
It's just for me to have for memory's sake when
I have Alzheimer's one day, and she'll maybe do it
with her teeth, but it's always a closed smile.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So she refuses to bear your teeth.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, all right anyway, So all right, So Charlie, that
super Man and basically as a huge schwan. Apparently that's
what we've learned. Whoever that guy is in the latest
Superman movie. Uh, Professor, you're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
How you dooling Rover?
Speaker 9 (06:12):
I mean, jeffrey smile was just peniful. I mean it
wasn't even close to a hung smile. He shows no confidence.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Jeffery, let me see your smile with a little bit
more confidence. Now, sure we know that you have a
small twig, but you you've been carrying the weight of
this small twig, which is a very lightweight. But you've
been carrying the burden of having a tiny pecker your
entire life.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Let's free you of this burden. I know a woman
in a club or a woman you dated or whatever
it was, told you that it looks like a a
small twig decades ago.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But if you yeah, if let's just just.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Show us full on confidence. Look right at that camera.
You can always fire up our MGTV at roverradio dot
com or with the Rover Radio Web show us full
big d energy smile over here. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh that's a man who is well endowed. Now there's
something else that you You may do a little bit
better on this next one, because that's the hung smile.
Don't know if there's any science behind that. In fact,
what I'm reading is no science whatsoever. You cannot tell
(07:30):
in actuality. You can't tell how hung a man is
by his smile, as much as you would like two ladies,
there is science behind something else. Scientists have determined that
smaller guys have the ability not all, not all, but
(07:53):
they some smaller guys. Talking about penisize, I'm talking about
just physical size, They have the ability to appear larger,
and that you can be dominant in the way that
you walk, even if you're not the biggest guy, if
you're not the most muscular guy, if you're not the
strongest guy. You think, okay, those guys are going to
(08:14):
have a dominant walk. But that the men can full
trick people into believing that they are dominant.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They probably do it subconsciously, and it's all in the
way that they walk. And there are a couple of
things that people do. Could Jeffery, I'm gonna we're.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gonna analyze your walk here in just a second, because
I think that he I think he does this. I
think he actually And they say that men do this
sort of subconsciously.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's a.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What's the word I'm looking for, it's I don't know,
but they do it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's it's instinctual.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I guess they do it to appear more threatening so
that people, you know, back in the day when we're
just wild animals, that you weren't going to get eaten.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So that's why men do it today.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Don't mess with my girl, don't take my job, don't whatever,
you know. So they walk with a sway and a swagger,
And they've done a lot of research on this. I
was walking behind Jeffrey just yesterday, and this guy walks
(09:29):
with a lot of sway and a lot of swagger.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And the study that I'm reading says that the human
brain females other males, it actually interprets the way somebody walks,
and we go, should I mess with that guy or not?
Can I beat that guy up or not? Could I
kill that guy or not? I mean, this is just
this is all subconscious stuff, you know, from when we
(09:53):
were cavemen or whatever. Remember we are just wild animals. Jeffery,
you have what we referred to as.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Your guy walk.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's usually when something's like important, it needs to be
done and you got to get somewhere fast. He turns
on the cool guy walk mode, which is about half
speed of normal walk.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So why if you're in a hurry to get somewhere
you're saying he's in a hurry, or you're anybody? Okay,
He notices he could sense somebody needs to get around
him or do something and get around him. He turns
on a cool guy walk and it's very slow alpha move.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's an alpha move.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Also, if we're going out to the car, so we
have Oh hey, let's go look at something in the
parking lot together on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Uh huh, you should be getting a little bit of
a rush. We're on the air. Yeah, you have to
get back.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Cool guy walk is activated and it's just very slow.
I see, but it's really cool and everybody's impressed. So
the human brain understands sway, which is how much someone's
torso rocks left and right with each step.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So they measure this.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They placed a marker on the middle back of one
and then markers on the hip bones and then they
you know, sway is determined by how how much are
you going back and forth this way to the left
and right?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
What are you looking? How weird is that this is
how Jeffrey walked. No, we just saw this. I know.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
This is crazy that this.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Just came out.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, it is also weird that Jeffrey he's a smaller guy.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How tall are you? Five foot five? Five five?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He never is confronted physically. No one ever wants to
beat up. Charlie, on the other hand, is constantly being yeah,
threatened or challenged by men on the street. Now, part
of it is at his attitude he can be more
obnoxious than Jeffrey, but people are willing to step up
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Charlie. It seems I need to start doing the cool guy.
Well you need to. Maybe maybe Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Could teach a class on how to do that to
train people, because he doesn't it messed with ever never.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right, So Jeffrey has the sway? All right? Does
he have the sway?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let me explain that swagger is holding the shoulders away
from the chest.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You have to bend at the elbows, and.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Then you rotate your arms, you know, back and forth,
in and out, basically, back and forth back.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That's that's the swagger.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, this is the sway is left and right. Swagger
is more of a rotation basically.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, I don't know. He has like rock Cowboy, he
got both, I think?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Can we see?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Let me let's try. Well, let's just analyze everyone's walk,
and you tell me if you'd you tell me, if
you'd mess with this, ladies, you would be impressed. You
can tell me how well you are impressed with the
person's walk.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Would you like to mate what that person? Which is
another reason men walk this way? And guys, you tell
me would you fight this guy. Would you try to
take this guy's woman? Would you try to take food
out of this guy's mouth?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Would you try to take the guy's job?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Whatever, Jeffrey, let me let's analyze your cool guy walk.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Come in here.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
C version of Jeffrey's regular guy walk. Okay, also much
different walk.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's it burs out a different slight leaning forward, it
burns out a much different attitude. Okay, here, Well, I'll
actually do Jeffries walk. Here it is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I have to take my headphones off so I can't see,
but i'll i'll mimic Jeffery's regular walk, which is this mhmm,
let's see her if you if you're nailing it, let
me give Snitzer a minute. Can you camera down a
little bit? There you go, there go, Yeah, there's obstacle.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, let's see Jefferies regular walk.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Is no staut more needs to be more bouncing.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's more straight. It's straight. You're bouncing. He does not bounce.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Uh okay, that's a runway walk right thee Yeah, he
was too straight for ship.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
More out of your tiptoes, a little more hunched over over.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
But straight up.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
The butt is out right.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The button double your butt, double.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Your You need to really arch that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes, yes, scoliosis like a baboons as your body straight
up somehow.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
That's still too bouncy.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's still too bouncy. There's no bouncing, there's no yes.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
All right, now let's see your.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Cool guy walked, Doug, keep those painties on. Here we go.
Cool guy walked from mister Larow. Here he comes. Oh yeah,
look at that. It's not really it still. Yeah, he's
holding he's not doing it as much as you do.
More more of a cool guy walk. I saw yesterday
(15:02):
when you were when you were in.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The parking garage. You kind of hold him back a
little bit. Don't just do your full on cool guy.
He's got a little bit of swagger there.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Not okay, now he has the that's the sway.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Stand behind him.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
He saw do this it almost as we have a
silver backer.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Room off. Watch that cha for get on of mic, what.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't sway my shoulders as much as just it's
just it's it's like the I let.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
My hands kind of just like this here, I'll do
it again here all right? They hang low like, no,
that's not much of that. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he
goes more. Still not he goes more. He is he
does not have the swagger down when I can, I
can do his cool guy walking the shoulders, the shoulders
(16:08):
go back and forth forth. You're right, he has no swagger,
but he has the sweat. Yeah. This way too fast?
Yeah so fast? Yeah the bottom nowhere close? Okay, let
me let me all right, you ready for producers? Yeah,
(16:31):
most of the much.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Man sway, Raven would not be impressed.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, it's faster than Raven follow.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, okay, that's barely anything not doing.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
He's not going cool cool guy's a swagger.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
You got a belt bend at the elbows here and
then you have to kind of go back and.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Forth because that's not how he would walk if he
won a championship belt.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
No, here's my normal walk. Well, I'm walking the walk
like this. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Now, what makes he decided to do a cool guy walk?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
You guys go like this. I slowed down the pace
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
H So why do you slow the pace and do
the cool guy walk? What what determines whether you're gonna
do that or not? Like you have a normal walk
and you have cool guy walk. What determines when the
cool guy he walk gets pulled out a.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Lot of times, I know that somebody's probably following.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I keep thinking that somebody's gonna follow me with a camera.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So you try to look as cool as possible. Occasionally
take a.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Pice of it.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Well, yeah, I sort of anticipated, even even if I'm
in public and I know I'm not walking a really
long distance out.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It just it just happens. It just happens instinctively, doesn't
I don't do it on purpose. It just happens instinctively.
All right. So, Charlie, can I see your walk? Can
I see a swagger? And I just want you to
know that I noticed the douchey's garbage can?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yes, that she has a half eaten bag of rice
cakes and she has another half eating bag here.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, maybe just move it for her, mess with it.
She'll like, I'm not going to touch anything. All right.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Now, hold on, let's let's analyze Charlie's walk here and
see here he comes in, he's coming into the studio.
He's bouncing and bopping. Okay, no, he's trying. He doesn't
always do this, but he's trying to, you know, Wow.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I'm blown away by his coolness right now. Uh huh,
it's so cold in here.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So cool. I think that's that's the Jeffery cool guy.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's the guy if you if you were going to
do this and you got you're trying to show us
your male dominance. You've already shown us your hung smile.
You got the hung smile on your face and the
walk to tell us don't mess with me. I'm an
alpha male. What does that walk look like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What, he's man spreading.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I've never seen this because they look like you're in
a trip on your dogs and people know, oh my god,
that guy's hunk.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Really, So you just putting your almost crouch forward. You're
leading with the crotch.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I thought, do you look like roller bleeding or something?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Pretty simple? People get out of your way? Do you
unstep your fly and lead with the crotch And people.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Are like, oh, let me get out of that. Guys, now,
there's no you don't have to sway. You don't need
that like I need that, Like I imagine that. They
describe that as like a cowboy sort of walk. Almost
you're really caring about the middle part the dong.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So you got to lead with the dogs. Let them
know what's important. I see all right, uh Snitzer, our
video guy. Here, Snitcher's gonna come down and here hold on,
Charlie's Charlie's jumping back. Here.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Do you tell me what you think so far about
Jeffery's walk, about Snitzer's walk?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Thank you guys all look lame, You all look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Snitz.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Now you're walking down the street. Let's say that you're
Let's say it's two o'clock in the morning. There's a
group of five guys all right, coming towards you, and
you have to you want them to know you're not
a pushover.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
You can't mug Snitzer. Here, show us your tough guy walk.
That's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Here, it's like inside stories.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It looks like John Travolta or something.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Fight all right, so let me see here. Let me
you don't want to do more of like a more
of a I think what they're trying to say is
to look as big as possible.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Get these shoulders. It's these shoulders up like this.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You know, animals a little bit walk like whoa these
shoulders going back?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Does it make you look good?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
Makes me look big? Kick your bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You look dumb though, Like, no, they're not not DUMBA
sucking end the triology and flight my chest as much
as possible to make you think that I work out.
Don't mess with me? Oh yeah, very We were scared
in here, all right, trembling. Which which of you ladies
just ready to drop panties right now? Depending on the
guy's walk? What did you think I need a mop bucket?
(21:47):
Oh boy? It was just I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
I think Snitzer's was honestly my favorite. It seemed like
he was so jolly. Why would I want to gliding
on air? Why would I want to mess with that guy?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
You know?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
I mean, and at the same time, like he's got
a little rhythm, so you're kind of intrigued. Can he dance?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
But he protected me and.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Dance at the same time, like West Side Story or Charlie.
Looks like he might give it to you, like he
might be the one who actually instigates the fight.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But he was walking, Uh ain't Jeffrey? What does he signify?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I mean, just he radiates the most masculine man I've
ever met. I just to me, he's gonna protect me
at all costs, And then at the same time, probably
be gentle with my heart.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Uh, Nick, you're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning, Nick. You
know what's up over hey man? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Not much, just pulling into work. I just uh.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Jeffrey kind of looks like a grand Theft auto NPC
when he walks. So he looks like basically computer character
when he walks, like trying to be a tough guy basically.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Or yeah, like a computer generated like a trip or
a blood or something like he's doing a crip walk.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I see, Okay, all right, Jeffery, he did pick up
this walk. I'm guessing where did you learn your your
cool guy walk. I didn't learn it. It's just comes naturally.
It just comes naturally, you.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Know, Like you said that you kind of picked it
up in high.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
School when you I mean, sometimes I've seen the way
other people walk.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, sometimes out with swagger.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Like when he's around a group of people, he kind
of emulates them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And if they're talking, say, when you say a group
of people, you mean black guys.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Jol predominantly black school, and so he kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Took on, picks up some characteristics and.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
He turns into that person.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Uh huh, so I feel like he gets it that way.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And then remember that you guys have pointed this out
how many occasions, and there are many African American listeners
we have and they noticed that at sometimes pick up
on their.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Lingo if you will. Michael says, we're over. Your boobs
were bouncing on your walk.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well, you know that's how I'm just trying to, you know,
get guys all horned up and riled up, distract them.
That's not that's my method of survival is to bounce
my man boobs. Jeffrey's underpants says, you need to do
the Vince McMann walk from w W E. What's that, Jeffrey?
Can you what do you know what that is?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
It's it's like his team is Powark when he comes out,
because he comes out to the south. No chance, No,
that's that's like his entrance music when he comes out
and lost something like this.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Okay, hold on, let me see give me a second.
Here here comes Jeffrey. All right, give me the Vince mcmamon.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
This is he comes out of Okay mc mcmamon, come out.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Uh huh oh like that, swinging his arms well wildly. Okay,
here's a video here's a giff of it.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
If you want to see he comes out and takes Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Mean his arms are flailing around like it. Just eat
it like the kicking out. Okay, that is a funny walk.
All right, I've got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Eight six six Andy Rover eight six six nine six
seven six eighty three seven.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So what you learn they don't mess with any of
the guys on rovers on glory. Yeah, clearly, definitely.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
We'll be right back. Hang on. You're just talking about
walks and uh.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
If if your walking style can make you seem tougher,
more dominance, And the answer apparently is yes, even if
you're a smaller guy, you can't have a an alpha walk.
And speaking of alpha somebody Sam sent a text message says, over,
those were not your man, but those are your alpha
pex that were That's what.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I thought to bobbling up and up and down there.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I didn't want to, you know, assert my dominance so much,
you know, and I want to make you guys feel bad.
But speaking of walking, here is a walk of shame.
And I'm not talking about a normal walk of shame.
This is a walk of shame.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
In a in a beauty pageant where they have all
these women that are up there on stage in this
beauty pageant.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
This is for.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't even know what the hell it is, to
be honest with you, some sort of beauty pageant. They
have women from all over the world. I think it's
something like is it Miss International or something or Miss
Grand International is what it's called, whatever the hell that is.
I have no idea. I've never heard of this beauty
pageant anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So Miss Panama is up there on stage with all
these other women and they're calling out, Okay, here's the finalists.
They're going to announce five finalists or whatever, and Miss Panama,
here's the host of the beauty pageant, call out Miss Panama,
or at least she thinks she hears him call out
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Miss Panama.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She then makes the long walk through all of the
girls down the stage, all the way out to the
end and is standing there the crowd completely silent, because
I think the crowd realizes he didn't say Panama. Why
is Panama walking out there?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
And what would you do if this were you, if
you did something so utterly embarrassing on television? Wherever this
is being aired. Listen to this and you can hear
how he announces. I think he announces Miss Paraguay or Paraguay,
Miss Graham Paraguay.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Here, listen here, listen to this, God Paraguay. And then
so there you see Miss Panama thinking that he said Panama.
So she walks up. All these women said sue, Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
No, She's like, why aren't you guys cheering for me?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I beg your pardon. I announced Miss grad Paraguay, Paraguay.
Is she not a noise in this hall? I can
filled with fans from all over the world.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So what happened to Miss Panama? Did she just here?
Does she walk her by? Does she she walks away?
She walks back to her spot? Oh man, So there
she is at the end of the runway. And then
she I don't see her where you'll stay in a second?
Did you see the back of her head?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And they don't? Oh my god. So they it's so embarrassing.
So somebody must have told her. They go, that wasn't you, honey,
go back to your spot over there. So she was
not one of the finalists. How embarrassing would that be?
What do you do? You give up your beauty pageant
career at that point, right.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You make she didn't make the finals, that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, so you give it up, try you move away,
you change your name?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
What do I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What could you imagine?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That kind of happened to me once? What not on
television or at a beauty competition. This was a dance
competition and this was I think it was last season
or the season before. And the owner of the studio,
she's like, go up and accept the award, and so
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I went up and accept the award. So later down
the line, it was like all the the choreographers or
whatever and ours wasn't there. So I went up there
and they and you a banner and then you all
just stand there. You know, what's your name? Who's this four?
And then you walk down.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So later on in the night.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Something happened where we won this like big award and
all these people were on stage and uh, and.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I went up.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
They announced the name and I went up, and everyone.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
In the in our dance They're like screaming, like my name,
and I'm like, okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
And they're like screaming and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm going as fast as I can. And I go
up on stage and I'm like, yay, you know here
we are.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Absolute dance Company's amazing for the piece called.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Sugar Bill.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
I don't know the name of it, don't I'm making
it all Sugarville is not the Bea.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So I'm standing up there with the award and I
come back down and they all were freaking out. They're like,
what do you doing?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I go what we won? No, it wasn't our piece.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was a different studio that won. Oh my god,
that wasn't yours. And there was a delay and they
didn't tell me, no, you didn't win.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
They just scrambled and ran off stage because the other person,
the correct person went out, went out up.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
On stage, so they hear their.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Name, they go up.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I go up.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
So they gave us both an.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Award and I'm like, you're welcome. My god, Jen, what
how amared?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
The matter?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What would like? Kids dance? Things?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Really really dumb?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
And they were all and I'm like, god, I was wondering,
why were you saying. I'm like, I thought you were
yelling at me to go faster. They were laughing so hard.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
How dumb I look? What is that the most embarrassing?
Speaker 6 (31:49):
No, God, no, I walk into walls all the time.
I'm pretty dumb.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Humiliate. I know you've walked into glass doors before what
you thought was like a sliding door at a grocery
store all the time. And she walks right into a
glass window and bank their giant How do you keep
doing that?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I think that I don't see it there, like I
don't see the windows.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
There, Charlie, what's the most embarrassed you've ever been? I
mean this, this is gonna be humilifying, humiliating for this
Miss Panama, of course. Yeah, but you could get over
and last at that in like a minute. I'm trying
to think the most embarrassed have ever been? The key
to life is not to get embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, but there's got to be stuff I get.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Embarrassed, like over little things like this is very really stupid.
But if you're ever like a deli and somebody the
lady's like, hey, can I help you? And then you
start answering and she goes, I wasn't talking to you,
and he was like, okay, do you walk out? Then
it's a big idiot. You go, oh, I didn't see
that other person, or if like somebody is talking to
you and you answer and then and then and then
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you realize the guy has air pods in and he's like,
I'm talking on the phone.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Not to you, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
The waves when people waved to you, and then you're
wave back and why is this person waiting to me?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I don't even know this?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
And then it turns out to somebody behind you they're
waving to and they're both laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Now because you're the more on.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Huge embarrassment, I'm not sure what's yours massive embarrassment? Most
embarrassed I've ever been?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I don't maybe my boob's bouncing up and down during
that gold guy right there. I mean, that's got to
be one of them up there on the list.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
One time, I was my rap group was performing and
we uh drank a lot before the before the concert
and I was on stage and we're all wrapping and
my part was coming up, and he said, you know
what'd be sweet if I jump off the stage.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Stage?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Wasn't that big of I'll jump off into the crowd
like a stage. I've not jump in the middle, I see, okay,
like a cipher or something. I'm just gonna be rapping
with the crowd, and as soon as I landed, I
forgot all of my lyrics. Just now, I'm just staying.
I'm just standing there in the middle of this crowd
with nothing to say, nothing to doing nothing, doing literally nothing,
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hoping that somebody else in the group would pick up
for you.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Pick up.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I think they did, but still very embarrassing to do
a cool guy jump off and then nothing. I don't
know about being embarrassed in front of a big group
of people like that, but I've I told the story
of the time I a girl picked me up to
go to a concert and I had eaten. This was
in I was in high school, and I wanted to
go out on a date with this girl for a
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long time. And then finally I convince her, after you know,
months of trying, that we should go to this festival
during the day, like on a Saturday or something.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Uh, And I'm like, this is my this is my shot. Here,
I'm going to score. And the night before I'm so dumb,
and I knew I was doing it as I was
doing it. I ate buffalo chicken fingers, you know, spy
see so delicious with all the ranch and everything, and
I was drinking a bunch of beer and I knew
(35:06):
it was gonna cause me stomach problems, but I'm like,
I think I'll be okay. The next morning, I wake
up and my stomach is like and I go, hmm,
but I have this date set and I can't back
out of this. The girl picks me up. We're driving
and I'm I just feel like I'm starting to sweat,
like I'm driving, and then just immediately I go, oh, man,
(35:28):
I'm gonna crap my pants here as this as we're
driving to this concert. So I'm like, I just have
to use the you go, I have to go take
a leak, pull into this gas I didn't want to
tell her, like I have the squirts, I have to
poop my brains out.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
So I'm like, I have to take a leak. And
as we pull into this gas station, and I mean,
she knew what was going on. First of all, I'm
I'm letting out these these just gas Oh my god,
these deathly funts that smell like a dead animal. I mean,
it's just and the whole time I'm thinking, maybe she
(36:01):
doesn't smell this, you know, But no, she's just being polite.
That was probably in a one on one situation, probably
the most embarrassed I've been in a one of them.
That's a major in front of a bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'm sure something's happened. Nothing sticks out. I must like
put it out of my like a like a traumatic experience.
You know, somebody who's been abused or something, they can
they like block it out of their memory.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You know it's forgotten.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I probably blocked every embarrassing moment out of my out
of my out of my brain because I don't want
to relive that moment over and over again, torturing myself.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
That's a different scenario, Like I think the most horrifying
moment where I'm going to crap my pants in front
of another human is a whole nother situation.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Like is that that date right there?
Speaker 6 (36:52):
We're like, okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna crap
my pants right here in front of a girl.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Because that's that's a whole story.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That does not you never lived that down. That's something
you have.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Not only is it embarrassing in the moment, but you
are now the guy that crapt his pants on a
date like it just you don't in high school.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, you have to. I would have to like move
to Hawaii or something.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
So I when I worked in Chicago, they flew me
to New York City to go train with someone, and
they flew me to LA to go train with someone.
It was a huge show that I trained with Mark
and Brian you know who that is, right, And I
hit it off with one of the main guys. He
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comes to Chicago and he wants to go to a
Bears game and your pants perhaps, Yeah, I did get them.
We were stuck in traffic and I got you know me,
when I get in a situation where there's no out
and there's traffic, I get nervous and I then get
the nervous poops and sure enough, I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Like, I got it.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
I gotta but we gotta, we got to pull off.
We gotta gotta do something. And I'm thinking, here I am,
I'm going to crap my pants. He's going to go
back to LA. It's gonna be a great story for
him talking about.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
It on the air. Yeah, you know, And I made it.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
But as soon as, like I had to, I had
to go to the bathroom. Right when we got to
the stadium. That was embarrassing when you're you get the
nervous and you're on.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
A date with the guy.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What about the John Cusack thing where you're up on
stage and uh, it's just completely bombing Or did you
not realize ignorance is bliss because she didn't realize she was.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Bombing at that thing. I remember because I think I
called her the next morning. I was like okay. She's like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I started crying.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Have you seeing the article yet? I don't you saw
the article? But I was like you okay? And she
says why and I was like, yeah, he broke the
do how did you think go last night?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
She's like, I think pretty good. You know, nothing wasn't great.
I don't think she was bragging like there was awesome
or anything.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I was like, I didn't know there was an article
on the actual like the print newspaper, about how horrible.
Oh well, all right, we don't up to day. Then
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I sat in my bed and just cried.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
So when did you find out? The next with you?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, you're the one that told me.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
I was.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
I was calling to be like you okay, because I
thought I didn't sidle or something. It was bad so
that I don't know if I was I was hurt.
I don't know if I was embarrassed that was that hurt.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I slipped on ice here one time.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I was walking downtown and I was at a
like all these cars were in a red light, and
I just hit ice as I was crossing the street
in front of all these cars and feet went up.
I go down, and like, that's an embarrassing that's embarrassing
because you can't immediately pop up from something like that
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as much as you want to, because but because you're
on ice or.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes, you're like, oh, are you really goofully trying to
get back up, because I know I would laugh at
at somebody who embarrassed. I don't think they embarrassed me.
I don't think they would that it embarrassed me. I
was embarrassed, but I.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Did get embarrassed falling snowboarding once, I was going really
fast into the when I was at the end of
the hill really fast, I tried to stop and I
clipped my front edge and I flew. It fell like
twenty feet just forward into just the snow. But it's
right in front of where everybody lines up for the
ski left, so hundreds of people just watching me, and
then the ski patrol had to come over and ask
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if I was okay.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I needed to ride the ten feet the ski patrol
in hospitals right there, they put you on that little
like gurny thing that they pulled.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
Totally funny.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I'm covering snow to cover that was embarrassing. Did people
actually laugh at you?
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Sure I would. I would have definitely laughing. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Falling is definitely I feel like embarrassing for a brief moment,
like recently when I had fallen. I'm walking in some
slides in the winter time with my daughter and I
I go, it's slippery, be careful, And not long after that,
my feet went out from under me and I am
completely covered in snow and ice on the one side stopping,
I'm in sweatpants and a woman is like, are you
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all right? And that's when you are That's when you
feel embarrassed, I think is when other people are around
and they go, whoa, are you okay? And you're like,
tell you you're trying to I'm fineiut of that.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
I also fell one time when the X and I
went on our wedding moon because we got married in Jamaica.
We stated as Sandals resort. They were having a dance
competition by the pool side, and I was like, all right,
They're like, go up there, you should do this.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
You can dance.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
So I'm up there that I'm doing my moves. The
girl next to me is copying every move that I do.
She starts doing so I'm like, I'm gonna up the
ante here. I'm gonna throw in an actual dance trick.
I'm I'm going to do a specific turn in the
air at axle. I'm gonna do this at why the
pool side is wet, it's tile. When I come down,
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I slip on that water in front of everybody.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
And I mean, there's nothing you could do.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
So I think I went down into.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Like a downward dog like twerking, like I just got
onto the floor, just kept.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Going on the ground, broken arm. I won that competition.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I walked away with like coffee, coffee, muggs, whole basket
of stuff. I think it might have been sympathy for
the fact that I fell in front of everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
But everyone, Oh yeah, brother eighty X, you're on rovers
morning glory Good morning brother eighty X. Good morning semen breath.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
I wanted do you forget about the attack in Miami.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Where I at a mommie attack where I bit into
a mommy and a peeve, hit a guy in the
face and then he attacked me. Uh, that wasn't embarrassing.
I let that guy off easily. That was actually self restraint.
I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to
hurt or kill somebody there, Brother ad X.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Okay, now what about Doozy and she left.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Her purse on top of the car.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
And lay right in front of the police station.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
It's not embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
She doesn't. He actually has from from what I know
of Doocie, she has very little shame. She has almost
it's I work with you guys, I got pretty. It's
hard to embarrass her, I think, and she just doesn't.
Whereas I would be embarrassed by these by these.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Things like you weren't target, you lost your you put
your cell phone on a shelf the other day, and
you have five target workers helping you.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
Look.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I personally, I would be embarrassed by that because it's
so stupid, because because every one of those workers is
like can people leave the stupid bitch.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Why am I a stupid bitch? That's such a That's
what they were thinking.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
That's what they were thinking.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Are like you and call people student you're a stupid bitch?
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Who does that?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No one does that?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Would you like to read my text messages right now?
I'm talking about you.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I care about that. I don't care. That's what I
think people are thinking in their in their head.
Speaker 8 (44:22):
Well, they're at least probably telling a story of this
woman lost her phone.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
We all had to go find it. We have helping
find They probably told the story gloves.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
You see that all the time. It's not like, look
what hep to us.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
They they do.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
People leave their cell phone. It happens all the time. Okay,
when's the last time you were on a target?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Exactly? Never. I've got to take a break. We do
have these shoosy coming up the news. What do you
have on the way?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Coming up in the news.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Roger Goodell has a message for all the people that
are criticizing the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I'll tell you what he says next.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
We'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Ryan Synday text message, I had my tear away sweats
ripped off in high school by the lockers.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I had on tighty whities.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It was so embarious, tough, so like he had to
kind of with like the snaps all the way down
or something, and somebody came up ripped them off, and
he just says.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
A little tighty white hem in in high school, huh uh,
we will be right back.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Hang on,
Ladies and gentlemen and Father of the Year nominee Jeffrey
La Roke. Prior to my head, you have my kids
and my wife and I were really happy. We did
a lot of stuff together, So that means that you
would go back and not have kids. Yeah, this is
rovers morning glory.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what people are talking about and analyzing.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Huh, hung smiles.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I don't know what a hung smile is.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're gonna explain it to you. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A hung smile will give you insight as to how
well endowed a man is, and according to the Internet,
you can determine how large a man's penis is by
their smile.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Do you have a hung smile? Charlie, see a hung smile?
That's your hung smile. There, Jeffrey, let me see your
hung smile. He's got it. It looks like he's farting.
(01:20):
That's your hung smile.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
He's holding it up.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I have no bloody down to clue what a hung
smile is.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This is the first time I've ever heard about it. Well,
you want to make sure you're doing it the right way.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Here's a I think I have a guy explaining a
hung smile in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Schnitzer, do you have a hung smile?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Let me see your smile, and let's see if you
might be well endowed.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Mouth mouth closed, rover. You never smile.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It almost like a winky. No, I thought he was
looking at somebody else. It's my hung smile. Look down
there got a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Here is a guy, and it seems like this guy
may know hung men. Here is an explanation of the
hung smile.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Here is a hung smile explained. Only a certain specific
group of men can do this smile, and it's because
they are actually hung, if you know what I mean.
And here's the thing. When a man is willing down,
when a man is well blessed with his water bottle,
he gives this specific smile. And it's not like I'm
so happy, No, it's more like.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
It's such a smug smirk, casual smile.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I didn't notice anything. This guy must not be hung
when he that's a smirk.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, it's just maybe this.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Guy is too much botox. I mean he's got lip filler.
I don't know what he's doing with his eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's not a smile. Yeah, that is not a smile.
That is not a work better explanations, like are just people?
This is a hung This guy's got a hung smile.
Right here, that's a hung smile.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who's this There's a guy that played Superman or something.
I don't remember his name, but yes, I'm just guessing
because it's one of the super You know why he's
smiling like that because they just paid him a bunch
of money to play Superman. I'd be smiling like that too,
whether I'm hung or not.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, says a hung smile.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
That it's such a smug smirk, casual smile. The corners
of his mouth don't even go up that much, but
they are up a little bit, and it just has
so much confidence behind it. And you may be thinking
it's just a casual expression.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, okay, let me show you my hung smile.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Then you have no smile. It was like death nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's how, that's how, that's how hung.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I am just a neutral facial expression.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Here's another hung smile. Okay, let me see. Oh I
like that one. This is Hugh Jackman. It's like it's
a smirks a huge aman. My dong is huge. Yeah, yeah,
all right, So you believe Crystal? Do you think there's
anything to this.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Can you determine the size of a man's penis by
his smile?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Do you think you saw the huge Jackman one? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Okay, I honestly, I was going to go through my gallery.
I have an album of pictures of my boyfriend and
I wanted to see if he makes this specific.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Smile in the photos.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Is he huge because he has a nice size, of course,
I wanted to see it riff that reflects in his
photos and his smile.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Hmmm hmm. All right, so here's the more hungsky. Let
me see. Apparently really the main person that Superman, he
has the hung smile.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
His smile is basically just this.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
He's adorable.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's just off the mouth. Eh, that's it. That's a smile.
He looks happy.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Yeah, I told him to do that along time ago.
He probably smiled with his teeth closed or his lips
or something. They were like, no, no, no, you look
best with an open smile.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So you think they analyzed his smile. You think that
some agent or pr person or stylist told this guy
whatever this dude's name is, to go when you smile,
make sure your mouth is open, like your teeth are not.
You know because when people smile like your mouth is closed, right, yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
And like my daughter, she won't smile with her teeth exposed.
She will only smile with her lips closed.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Why is it?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Does she need braces or something, or why won't she
expose her teeth?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
She doesn't like that look in a photo. She will refuse.
Sometimes I make her like, I'm not gonna post this anywhere.
It's just for me to have for memory's sake when
I have Alzheimer's one day, and she'll maybe do it
with her teeth, but it's always a closed smile.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
So she refuses to bear your teeth.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, all right anyway, So all right, So Charlie, that
super Man and basically as a huge schwan. Apparently that's
what we've learned. Whoever that guy is in the latest
Superman movie. Uh, Professor, you're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
How you dooling Rover?
Speaker 9 (06:12):
I mean, jeffrey smile was just peniful. I mean it
wasn't even close to a hung smile. He shows no confidence.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Jeffery, let me see your smile with a little bit
more confidence. Now, sure we know that you have a
small twig, but you you've been carrying the weight of
this small twig, which is a very lightweight. But you've
been carrying the burden of having a tiny pecker your
entire life.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Let's free you of this burden. I know a woman
in a club or a woman you dated or whatever
it was, told you that it looks like a a
small twig decades ago.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But if you yeah, if let's just just.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Show us full on confidence. Look right at that camera.
You can always fire up our MGTV at roverradio dot
com or with the Rover Radio Web show us full
big d energy smile over here. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh that's a man who is well endowed. Now there's
something else that you You may do a little bit
better on this next one, because that's the hung smile.
Don't know if there's any science behind that. In fact,
what I'm reading is no science whatsoever. You cannot tell
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in actuality. You can't tell how hung a man is
by his smile, as much as you would like two ladies,
there is science behind something else. Scientists have determined that
smaller guys have the ability not all, not all, but
(07:53):
they some smaller guys. Talking about penisize, I'm talking about
just physical size, They have the ability to appear larger,
and that you can be dominant in the way that
you walk, even if you're not the biggest guy, if
you're not the most muscular guy, if you're not the
strongest guy. You think, okay, those guys are going to
(08:14):
have a dominant walk. But that the men can full
trick people into believing that they are dominant.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They probably do it subconsciously, and it's all in the
way that they walk. And there are a couple of
things that people do. Could Jeffery, I'm gonna we're.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gonna analyze your walk here in just a second, because
I think that he I think he does this. I
think he actually And they say that men do this
sort of subconsciously.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's a.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What's the word I'm looking for, it's I don't know,
but they do it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's it's instinctual.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I guess they do it to appear more threatening so
that people, you know, back in the day when we're
just wild animals, that you weren't going to get eaten.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So that's why men do it today.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Don't mess with my girl, don't take my job, don't whatever,
you know. So they walk with a sway and a swagger,
And they've done a lot of research on this. I
was walking behind Jeffrey just yesterday, and this guy walks
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with a lot of sway and a lot of swagger.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And the study that I'm reading says that the human
brain females other males, it actually interprets the way somebody walks,
and we go, should I mess with that guy or not?
Can I beat that guy up or not? Could I
kill that guy or not? I mean, this is just
this is all subconscious stuff, you know, from when we
(09:53):
were cavemen or whatever. Remember we are just wild animals. Jeffery,
you have what we referred to as.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Your guy walk.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's usually when something's like important, it needs to be
done and you got to get somewhere fast. He turns
on the cool guy walk mode, which is about half
speed of normal walk.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Here.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So why if you're in a hurry to get somewhere
you're saying he's in a hurry, or you're anybody? Okay,
He notices he could sense somebody needs to get around
him or do something and get around him. He turns
on a cool guy walk and it's very slow alpha move.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
It's an alpha move.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Also, if we're going out to the car, so we
have Oh hey, let's go look at something in the
parking lot together on the show.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Uh huh, you should be getting a little bit of
a rush. We're on the air. Yeah, you have to
get back.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Cool guy walk is activated and it's just very slow.
I see, but it's really cool and everybody's impressed. So
the human brain understands sway, which is how much someone's
torso rocks left and right with each step.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
So they measure this.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
They placed a marker on the middle back of one
and then markers on the hip bones and then they
you know, sway is determined by how how much are
you going back and forth this way to the left
and right?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
What are you looking? How weird is that this is
how Jeffrey walked. No, we just saw this. I know.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
This is crazy that this.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Just came out.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, it is also weird that Jeffrey he's a smaller guy.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How tall are you? Five foot five? Five five?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He never is confronted physically. No one ever wants to
beat up. Charlie, on the other hand, is constantly being yeah,
threatened or challenged by men on the street. Now, part
of it is at his attitude he can be more
obnoxious than Jeffrey, but people are willing to step up
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Charlie. It seems I need to start doing the cool guy.
Well you need to. Maybe maybe Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Could teach a class on how to do that to
train people, because he doesn't it messed with ever never.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right, So Jeffrey has the sway? All right? Does
he have the sway?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let me explain that swagger is holding the shoulders away
from the chest.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
You have to bend at the elbows, and.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Then you rotate your arms, you know, back and forth,
in and out, basically, back and forth back.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That's that's the swagger.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Okay, this is the sway is left and right. Swagger
is more of a rotation basically.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, I don't know. He has like rock Cowboy, he
got both, I think?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Can we see?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Let me let's try. Well, let's just analyze everyone's walk,
and you tell me if you'd you tell me, if
you'd mess with this, ladies, you would be impressed. You
can tell me how well you are impressed with the
person's walk.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Would you like to mate what that person? Which is
another reason men walk this way? And guys, you tell
me would you fight this guy. Would you try to
take this guy's woman? Would you try to take food
out of this guy's mouth?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Would you try to take the guy's job?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Whatever, Jeffrey, let me let's analyze your cool guy walk.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Come in here.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
C version of Jeffrey's regular guy walk. Okay, also much
different walk.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
That's it burs out a different slight leaning forward, it
burns out a much different attitude. Okay, here, Well, I'll
actually do Jeffries walk. Here it is.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I have to take my headphones off so I can't see,
but i'll i'll mimic Jeffery's regular walk, which is this mhmm,
let's see her if you if you're nailing it, let
me give Snitzer a minute. Can you camera down a
little bit? There you go, there go, Yeah, there's obstacle.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
All right, let's see Jefferies regular walk.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Is no staut more needs to be more bouncing.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
He's more straight. It's straight. You're bouncing. He does not bounce.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Uh okay, that's a runway walk right thee Yeah, he
was too straight for ship.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
More out of your tiptoes, a little more hunched over over.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
But straight up.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
The butt is out right.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The button double your butt, double.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Your You need to really arch that.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes, yes, scoliosis like a baboons as your body straight
up somehow.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Yes, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
That's still too bouncy.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's still too bouncy. There's no bouncing, there's no yes.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
All right, now let's see your.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Cool guy walked, Doug, keep those painties on. Here we go.
Cool guy walked from mister Larow. Here he comes. Oh yeah,
look at that. It's not really it still. Yeah, he's
holding he's not doing it as much as you do.
More more of a cool guy walk. I saw yesterday
(15:02):
when you were when you were in.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The parking garage. You kind of hold him back a
little bit. Don't just do your full on cool guy.
He's got a little bit of swagger there.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Not okay, now he has the that's the sway.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Stand behind him.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
He saw do this it almost as we have a
silver backer.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Room off. Watch that cha for get on of mic, what.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I don't sway my shoulders as much as just it's
just it's it's like the I let.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
My hands kind of just like this here, I'll do
it again here all right? They hang low like, no,
that's not much of that. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he
goes more. Still not he goes more. He is he
does not have the swagger down when I can, I
can do his cool guy walking the shoulders, the shoulders
(16:08):
go back and forth forth. You're right, he has no swagger,
but he has the sweat. Yeah. This way too fast?
Yeah so fast? Yeah the bottom nowhere close? Okay, let
me let me all right, you ready for producers? Yeah,
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most of the much.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Man sway, Raven would not be impressed.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right, it's faster than Raven follow.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, okay, that's barely anything not doing.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
He's not going cool cool guy's a swagger.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
You got a belt bend at the elbows here and
then you have to kind of go back and.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Forth because that's not how he would walk if he
won a championship belt.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
No, here's my normal walk. Well, I'm walking the walk
like this. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Now, what makes he decided to do a cool guy walk?
Speaker 10 (17:26):
You guys go like this. I slowed down the pace
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
H So why do you slow the pace and do
the cool guy walk? What what determines whether you're gonna
do that or not? Like you have a normal walk
and you have cool guy walk. What determines when the
cool guy he walk gets pulled out a.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Lot of times, I know that somebody's probably following.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I keep thinking that somebody's gonna follow me with a camera.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
So you try to look as cool as possible. Occasionally
take a.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Pice of it.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Well, yeah, I sort of anticipated, even even if I'm
in public and I know I'm not walking a really
long distance out.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It just it just happens. It just happens instinctively, doesn't
I don't do it on purpose. It just happens instinctively.
All right. So, Charlie, can I see your walk? Can
I see a swagger? And I just want you to
know that I noticed the douchey's garbage can?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yes, that she has a half eaten bag of rice
cakes and she has another half eating bag here.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, maybe just move it for her, mess with it.
She'll like, I'm not going to touch anything. All right.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Now, hold on, let's let's analyze Charlie's walk here and
see here he comes in, he's coming into the studio.
He's bouncing and bopping. Okay, no, he's trying. He doesn't
always do this, but he's trying to, you know, Wow.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I'm blown away by his coolness right now. Uh huh,
it's so cold in here.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So cool. I think that's that's the Jeffery cool guy.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's the guy if you if you were going to
do this and you got you're trying to show us
your male dominance. You've already shown us your hung smile.
You got the hung smile on your face and the
walk to tell us don't mess with me. I'm an
alpha male. What does that walk look like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What, he's man spreading.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I've never seen this because they look like you're in
a trip on your dogs and people know, oh my god,
that guy's hunk.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Really, So you just putting your almost crouch forward. You're
leading with the crotch.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I thought, do you look like roller bleeding or something?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Pretty simple? People get out of your way? Do you
unstep your fly and lead with the crotch And people.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Are like, oh, let me get out of that. Guys, now,
there's no you don't have to sway. You don't need
that like I need that, Like I imagine that. They
describe that as like a cowboy sort of walk. Almost
you're really caring about the middle part the dong.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So you got to lead with the dogs. Let them
know what's important. I see all right, uh Snitzer, our
video guy. Here, Snitcher's gonna come down and here hold on,
Charlie's Charlie's jumping back. Here.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Do you tell me what you think so far about
Jeffery's walk, about Snitzer's walk?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Thank you guys all look lame, You all look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Snitz.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Now you're walking down the street. Let's say that you're
Let's say it's two o'clock in the morning. There's a
group of five guys all right, coming towards you, and
you have to you want them to know you're not
a pushover.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
You can't mug Snitzer. Here, show us your tough guy walk.
That's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Here, it's like inside stories.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It looks like John Travolta or something.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Fight all right, so let me see here. Let me
you don't want to do more of like a more
of a I think what they're trying to say is
to look as big as possible.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Get these shoulders. It's these shoulders up like this.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
You know, animals a little bit walk like whoa these
shoulders going back?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Does it make you look good?
Speaker 10 (21:19):
Makes me look big? Kick your bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You look dumb though, Like, no, they're not not DUMBA
sucking end the triology and flight my chest as much
as possible to make you think that I work out.
Don't mess with me? Oh yeah, very We were scared
in here, all right, trembling. Which which of you ladies
just ready to drop panties right now? Depending on the
guy's walk? What did you think I need a mop bucket?
(21:47):
Oh boy? It was just I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
I think Snitzer's was honestly my favorite. It seemed like
he was so jolly. Why would I want to gliding
on air? Why would I want to mess with that guy?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
You know?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
I mean, and at the same time, like he's got
a little rhythm, so you're kind of intrigued. Can he dance?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
But he protected me and.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Dance at the same time, like West Side Story or Charlie.
Looks like he might give it to you, like he
might be the one who actually instigates the fight.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
But he was walking, Uh ain't Jeffrey? What does he signify?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
I mean, just he radiates the most masculine man I've
ever met. I just to me, he's gonna protect me
at all costs, And then at the same time, probably
be gentle with my heart.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Uh, Nick, you're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning, Nick. You
know what's up over hey man? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Not much, just pulling into work. I just uh.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Jeffrey kind of looks like a grand Theft auto NPC
when he walks. So he looks like basically computer character
when he walks, like trying to be a tough guy basically.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Or yeah, like a computer generated like a trip or
a blood or something like he's doing a crip walk.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I see, Okay, all right, Jeffery, he did pick up
this walk. I'm guessing where did you learn your your
cool guy walk. I didn't learn it. It's just comes naturally.
It just comes naturally, you.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Know, Like you said that you kind of picked it
up in high.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
School when you I mean, sometimes I've seen the way
other people walk.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, sometimes out with swagger.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Like when he's around a group of people, he kind
of emulates them.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And if they're talking, say, when you say a group
of people, you mean black guys.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Jol predominantly black school, and so he kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Took on, picks up some characteristics and.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
He turns into that person.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Uh huh, so I feel like he gets it that way.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And then remember that you guys have pointed this out
how many occasions, and there are many African American listeners
we have and they noticed that at sometimes pick up
on their.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Lingo if you will. Michael says, we're over. Your boobs
were bouncing on your walk.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well, you know that's how I'm just trying to, you know,
get guys all horned up and riled up, distract them.
That's not that's my method of survival is to bounce
my man boobs. Jeffrey's underpants says, you need to do
the Vince McMann walk from w W E. What's that, Jeffrey?
Can you what do you know what that is?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
It's it's like his team is Powark when he comes out,
because he comes out to the south. No chance, No,
that's that's like his entrance music when he comes out
and lost something like this.
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Okay, hold on, let me see give me a second.
Here here comes Jeffrey. All right, give me the Vince mcmamon.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
This is he comes out of Okay mc mcmamon, come out.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Uh huh oh like that, swinging his arms well wildly. Okay,
here's a video here's a giff of it.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
If you want to see he comes out and takes Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Mean his arms are flailing around like it. Just eat
it like the kicking out. Okay, that is a funny walk.
All right, I've got to take a break.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
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Speaker 2 (25:27):
So what you learn they don't mess with any of
the guys on rovers on glory. Yeah, clearly, definitely.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
We'll be right back. Hang on. You're just talking about
walks and uh.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
If if your walking style can make you seem tougher,
more dominance, And the answer apparently is yes, even if
you're a smaller guy, you can't have a an alpha walk.
And speaking of alpha somebody Sam sent a text message says, over,
those were not your man, but those are your alpha
pex that were That's what.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I thought to bobbling up and up and down there.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I didn't want to, you know, assert my dominance so much,
you know, and I want to make you guys feel bad.
But speaking of walking, here is a walk of shame.
And I'm not talking about a normal walk of shame.
This is a walk of shame.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
In a in a beauty pageant where they have all
these women that are up there on stage in this
beauty pageant.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
This is for.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't even know what the hell it is, to
be honest with you, some sort of beauty pageant. They
have women from all over the world. I think it's
something like is it Miss International or something or Miss
Grand International is what it's called, whatever the hell that is.
I have no idea. I've never heard of this beauty
pageant anyway.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So Miss Panama is up there on stage with all
these other women and they're calling out, Okay, here's the finalists.
They're going to announce five finalists or whatever, and Miss Panama,
here's the host of the beauty pageant, call out Miss Panama,
or at least she thinks she hears him call out
(27:11):
Miss Panama.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She then makes the long walk through all of the
girls down the stage, all the way out to the
end and is standing there the crowd completely silent, because
I think the crowd realizes he didn't say Panama. Why
is Panama walking out there?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
And what would you do if this were you, if
you did something so utterly embarrassing on television? Wherever this
is being aired. Listen to this and you can hear
how he announces. I think he announces Miss Paraguay or Paraguay,
Miss Graham Paraguay.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Here, listen here, listen to this, God Paraguay. And then
so there you see Miss Panama thinking that he said Panama.
So she walks up. All these women said sue, Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
No, She's like, why aren't you guys cheering for me?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I beg your pardon. I announced Miss grad Paraguay, Paraguay.
Is she not a noise in this hall? I can
filled with fans from all over the world.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So what happened to Miss Panama? Did she just here?
Does she walk her by? Does she she walks away?
She walks back to her spot? Oh man, So there
she is at the end of the runway. And then
she I don't see her where you'll stay in a second?
Did you see the back of her head?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And they don't? Oh my god. So they it's so embarrassing.
So somebody must have told her. They go, that wasn't you, honey,
go back to your spot over there. So she was
not one of the finalists. How embarrassing would that be?
What do you do? You give up your beauty pageant
career at that point, right.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You make she didn't make the finals, that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, so you give it up, try you move away,
you change your name?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
What do I mean?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What could you imagine?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
That kind of happened to me once? What not on
television or at a beauty competition. This was a dance
competition and this was I think it was last season
or the season before. And the owner of the studio,
she's like, go up and accept the award, and so
(29:48):
I went up and accept the award. So later down
the line, it was like all the the choreographers or
whatever and ours wasn't there. So I went up there
and they and you a banner and then you all
just stand there. You know, what's your name? Who's this four?
And then you walk down.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
So later on in the night.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Something happened where we won this like big award and
all these people were on stage and uh, and.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I went up.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
They announced the name and I went up, and everyone.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
In the in our dance They're like screaming, like my name,
and I'm like, okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
And they're like screaming and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm going as fast as I can. And I go
up on stage and I'm like, yay, you know here
we are.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Absolute dance Company's amazing for the piece called.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Sugar Bill.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
I don't know the name of it, don't I'm making
it all Sugarville is not the Bea.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
So I'm standing up there with the award and I
come back down and they all were freaking out. They're like,
what do you doing?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I go what we won? No, it wasn't our piece.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was a different studio that won. Oh my god,
that wasn't yours. And there was a delay and they
didn't tell me, no, you didn't win.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
They just scrambled and ran off stage because the other person,
the correct person went out, went out up.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
On stage, so they hear their.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Name, they go up.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
I go up.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
So they gave us both an.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Award and I'm like, you're welcome. My god, Jen, what
how amared?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
The matter?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
What would like? Kids dance? Things?
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Really really dumb?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
And they were all and I'm like, god, I was wondering,
why were you saying. I'm like, I thought you were
yelling at me to go faster. They were laughing so hard.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
How dumb I look? What is that the most embarrassing?
Speaker 6 (31:49):
No, God, no, I walk into walls all the time.
I'm pretty dumb.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Humiliate. I know you've walked into glass doors before what
you thought was like a sliding door at a grocery
store all the time. And she walks right into a
glass window and bank their giant How do you keep
doing that?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I think that I don't see it there, like I
don't see the windows.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
There, Charlie, what's the most embarrassed you've ever been? I
mean this, this is gonna be humilifying, humiliating for this
Miss Panama, of course. Yeah, but you could get over
and last at that in like a minute. I'm trying
to think the most embarrassed have ever been? The key
to life is not to get embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, but there's got to be stuff I get.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Embarrassed, like over little things like this is very really stupid.
But if you're ever like a deli and somebody the
lady's like, hey, can I help you? And then you
start answering and she goes, I wasn't talking to you,
and he was like, okay, do you walk out? Then
it's a big idiot. You go, oh, I didn't see
that other person, or if like somebody is talking to
you and you answer and then and then and then
(32:53):
you realize the guy has air pods in and he's like,
I'm talking on the phone.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Not to you, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
The waves when people waved to you, and then you're
wave back and why is this person waiting to me?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
I don't even know this?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
And then it turns out to somebody behind you they're
waving to and they're both laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Now because you're the more on.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Huge embarrassment, I'm not sure what's yours massive embarrassment? Most
embarrassed I've ever been?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I don't maybe my boob's bouncing up and down during
that gold guy right there. I mean, that's got to
be one of them up there on the list.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
One time, I was my rap group was performing and
we uh drank a lot before the before the concert
and I was on stage and we're all wrapping and
my part was coming up, and he said, you know
what'd be sweet if I jump off the stage.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Stage?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Wasn't that big of I'll jump off into the crowd
like a stage. I've not jump in the middle, I see, okay,
like a cipher or something. I'm just gonna be rapping
with the crowd, and as soon as I landed, I
forgot all of my lyrics. Just now, I'm just staying.
I'm just standing there in the middle of this crowd
with nothing to say, nothing to doing nothing, doing literally nothing,
(34:09):
hoping that somebody else in the group would pick up
for you.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Pick up.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I think they did, but still very embarrassing to do
a cool guy jump off and then nothing. I don't
know about being embarrassed in front of a big group
of people like that, but I've I told the story
of the time I a girl picked me up to
go to a concert and I had eaten. This was
in I was in high school, and I wanted to
go out on a date with this girl for a
(34:34):
long time. And then finally I convince her, after you know,
months of trying, that we should go to this festival
during the day, like on a Saturday or something.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Uh, And I'm like, this is my this is my shot. Here,
I'm going to score. And the night before I'm so dumb,
and I knew I was doing it as I was
doing it. I ate buffalo chicken fingers, you know, spy
see so delicious with all the ranch and everything, and
I was drinking a bunch of beer and I knew
(35:06):
it was gonna cause me stomach problems, but I'm like,
I think I'll be okay. The next morning, I wake
up and my stomach is like and I go, hmm,
but I have this date set and I can't back
out of this. The girl picks me up. We're driving
and I'm I just feel like I'm starting to sweat,
like I'm driving, and then just immediately I go, oh, man,
(35:28):
I'm gonna crap my pants here as this as we're
driving to this concert. So I'm like, I just have
to use the you go, I have to go take
a leak, pull into this gas I didn't want to
tell her, like I have the squirts, I have to
poop my brains out.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
So I'm like, I have to take a leak. And
as we pull into this gas station, and I mean,
she knew what was going on. First of all, I'm
I'm letting out these these just gas Oh my god,
these deathly funts that smell like a dead animal. I mean,
it's just and the whole time I'm thinking, maybe she
(36:01):
doesn't smell this, you know, But no, she's just being polite.
That was probably in a one on one situation, probably
the most embarrassed I've been in a one of them.
That's a major in front of a bunch of people.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'm sure something's happened. Nothing sticks out. I must like
put it out of my like a like a traumatic experience.
You know, somebody who's been abused or something, they can
they like block it out of their memory.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You know it's forgotten.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I probably blocked every embarrassing moment out of my out
of my out of my brain because I don't want
to relive that moment over and over again, torturing myself.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
That's a different scenario, Like I think the most horrifying
moment where I'm going to crap my pants in front
of another human is a whole nother situation.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Like is that that date right there?
Speaker 6 (36:52):
We're like, okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna crap
my pants right here in front of a girl.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Because that's that's a whole story.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
That does not you never lived that down. That's something
you have.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Not only is it embarrassing in the moment, but you
are now the guy that crapt his pants on a
date like it just you don't in high school.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, you have to. I would have to like move
to Hawaii or something.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
So I when I worked in Chicago, they flew me
to New York City to go train with someone, and
they flew me to LA to go train with someone.
It was a huge show that I trained with Mark
and Brian you know who that is, right, And I
hit it off with one of the main guys. He
(37:35):
comes to Chicago and he wants to go to a
Bears game and your pants perhaps, Yeah, I did get them.
We were stuck in traffic and I got you know me,
when I get in a situation where there's no out
and there's traffic, I get nervous and I then get
the nervous poops and sure enough, I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Like, I got it.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
I gotta but we gotta, we got to pull off.
We gotta gotta do something. And I'm thinking, here I am,
I'm going to crap my pants. He's going to go
back to LA. It's gonna be a great story for
him talking about.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
It on the air. Yeah, you know, And I made it.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
But as soon as, like I had to, I had
to go to the bathroom. Right when we got to
the stadium. That was embarrassing when you're you get the
nervous and you're on.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
A date with the guy.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
What about the John Cusack thing where you're up on
stage and uh, it's just completely bombing Or did you
not realize ignorance is bliss because she didn't realize she was.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Bombing at that thing. I remember because I think I
called her the next morning. I was like okay. She's like,
what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I started crying.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Have you seeing the article yet? I don't you saw
the article? But I was like you okay? And she
says why and I was like, yeah, he broke the
do how did you think go last night?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
She's like, I think pretty good. You know, nothing wasn't great.
I don't think she was bragging like there was awesome
or anything.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I was like, I didn't know there was an article
on the actual like the print newspaper, about how horrible.
Oh well, all right, we don't up to day. Then
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I sat in my bed and just cried.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
So when did you find out? The next with you?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, you're the one that told me.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
I was.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
I was calling to be like you okay, because I
thought I didn't sidle or something. It was bad so
that I don't know if I was I was hurt.
I don't know if I was embarrassed that was that hurt.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I slipped on ice here one time.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I was walking downtown and I was at a
like all these cars were in a red light, and
I just hit ice as I was crossing the street
in front of all these cars and feet went up.
I go down, and like, that's an embarrassing that's embarrassing
because you can't immediately pop up from something like that
(39:52):
as much as you want to, because but because you're
on ice or.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes, you're like, oh, are you really goofully trying to
get back up, because I know I would laugh at
at somebody who embarrassed. I don't think they embarrassed me.
I don't think they would that it embarrassed me. I
was embarrassed, but I.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Did get embarrassed falling snowboarding once, I was going really
fast into the when I was at the end of
the hill really fast, I tried to stop and I
clipped my front edge and I flew. It fell like
twenty feet just forward into just the snow. But it's
right in front of where everybody lines up for the
ski left, so hundreds of people just watching me, and
then the ski patrol had to come over and ask
(40:31):
if I was okay.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I needed to ride the ten feet the ski patrol
in hospitals right there, they put you on that little
like gurny thing that they pulled.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
Totally funny.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I'm covering snow to cover that was embarrassing. Did people
actually laugh at you?
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Sure I would. I would have definitely laughing. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Falling is definitely I feel like embarrassing for a brief moment,
like recently when I had fallen. I'm walking in some
slides in the winter time with my daughter and I
I go, it's slippery, be careful, And not long after that,
my feet went out from under me and I am
completely covered in snow and ice on the one side stopping,
I'm in sweatpants and a woman is like, are you
(41:15):
all right? And that's when you are That's when you
feel embarrassed, I think is when other people are around
and they go, whoa, are you okay? And you're like,
tell you you're trying to I'm fineiut of that.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (41:31):
I also fell one time when the X and I
went on our wedding moon because we got married in Jamaica.
We stated as Sandals resort. They were having a dance
competition by the pool side, and I was like, all right,
They're like, go up there, you should do this.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
You can dance.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
So I'm up there that I'm doing my moves. The
girl next to me is copying every move that I do.
She starts doing so I'm like, I'm gonna up the
ante here. I'm gonna throw in an actual dance trick.
I'm I'm going to do a specific turn in the
air at axle. I'm gonna do this at why the
pool side is wet, it's tile. When I come down,
(42:09):
I slip on that water in front of everybody.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
And I mean, there's nothing you could do.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
So I think I went down into.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
Like a downward dog like twerking, like I just got
onto the floor, just kept.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Going on the ground, broken arm. I won that competition.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
I walked away with like coffee, coffee, muggs, whole basket
of stuff. I think it might have been sympathy for
the fact that I fell in front of everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
But everyone, Oh yeah, brother eighty X, you're on rovers
morning glory Good morning brother eighty X. Good morning semen breath.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
I wanted do you forget about the attack in Miami.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Where I at a mommie attack where I bit into
a mommy and a peeve, hit a guy in the
face and then he attacked me. Uh, that wasn't embarrassing.
I let that guy off easily. That was actually self restraint.
I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to
hurt or kill somebody there, Brother ad X.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Okay, now what about Doozy and she left.
Speaker 9 (43:20):
Her purse on top of the car.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
And lay right in front of the police station.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
It's not embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
She doesn't. He actually has from from what I know
of Doocie, she has very little shame. She has almost
it's I work with you guys, I got pretty. It's
hard to embarrass her, I think, and she just doesn't.
Whereas I would be embarrassed by these by these.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Things like you weren't target, you lost your you put
your cell phone on a shelf the other day, and
you have five target workers helping you.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
Look.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I personally, I would be embarrassed by that because it's
so stupid, because because every one of those workers is
like can people leave the stupid bitch.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Why am I a stupid bitch? That's such a That's
what they were thinking.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
That's what they were thinking.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Are like you and call people student you're a stupid bitch?
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Who does that?
Speaker 1 (44:14):
No one does that?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Would you like to read my text messages right now?
I'm talking about you.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I care about that. I don't care. That's what I
think people are thinking in their in their head.
Speaker 8 (44:22):
Well, they're at least probably telling a story of this
woman lost her phone.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
We all had to go find it. We have helping
find They probably told the story gloves.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
You see that all the time. It's not like, look
what hep to us.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
They they do.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
People leave their cell phone. It happens all the time. Okay,
when's the last time you were on a target?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Exactly? Never. I've got to take a break. We do
have these shoosy coming up the news. What do you
have on the way?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Coming up in the news.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Roger Goodell has a message for all the people that
are criticizing the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I'll tell you what he says next.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
We'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Ryan Synday text message, I had my tear away sweats
ripped off in high school by the lockers.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I had on tighty whities.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It was so embarious, tough, so like he had to
kind of with like the snaps all the way down
or something, and somebody came up ripped them off, and
he just says.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
A little tighty white hem in in high school, huh uh,
we will be right back.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Hang on,
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