October 16, 2025 • 55 mins
Was Duji flirting with Duji Hater Dave 72? Shaving your partner's private area. Is Transgenderism a fad that is dying out with the youth? Krystle reveals how she was proposed to.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Against all odds, he turned men's plaining into a successful career.
You see, man's plaining is shorthand for when a man
is explaining something. Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jessy coming up in just a moment. What do you
have on the way, Dougie.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm going to give you Rovert because I think your
marriage is doomed. I'm going to give you four ways
that you can improve your relationship in just sixty seconds.
I know you're very in tune to your time and
you don't want people to bug you. Sixty seconds, sixty seconds,
and these four things you can do to save your marriage.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Jean John and Rochester, New York. You're on Rovers Morning Glory.
Good morning John John, Good morning Rover.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
How are your name?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
God bless you? Smith?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Hey Doogie.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
Before the break, you were talking about how you're trying
to teach your daughter how to be a strong, powerful.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Woman and save Morney Again.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
The relationship doesn't work. She can she can go and
she doesn't have to feel what held back?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, like me, like your mother is stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Is that the.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Lesson is that the lesson you learned after over gave
you six figures.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, yeah, he should have given me more because look
at all that he has because of what I did,
just saying.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
You're teaching her a powerful lesson.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, I have a great kid.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You're teaching her get.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Your cell phone on somebody else's plan and then never
take it by November first, I told you, Okay, well
that's two weeks from you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I got it. Dougie Hater Dave seventy two.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He was just in the studio last week. Now you're
on the phone. Good morning, doge hater Dave seventy two.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Good morning over. First of all, I'd like to thank
Douzie for being a great sport. But Dougie, what just
like that last guy said you said about Gea not
worrying about, you know, marrying a rich guy. That's all
you ever talk about is you wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Want to be with somebody earlistic guy had money.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No I'm saying, do you know what I'm saying is
if you can marry rich, God bless you. But don't
be stuck in a relationship just because you have nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You have no job, you have no money, you can't leave.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You're stuck in a situation where you can't say I'm
not happy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I would like to get out of this situation.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You need to have your own worth, your own money.
You need to have something that you can fall back on.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It is coming from as Dougie.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's not the biggest money grubber known to man A
Dougie gave seventy two. Somebody's emailed me and they said
that they were really paying close attention to you and
Dougie during the are You Dumber than Dougie segment last week.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
They have a cute picture of her and she this
person not she.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This person claims that they believe the two of you
were flirting.
Speaker 9 (02:59):
They're on each other sparks, flying reals.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Were you flirting with Dougie hater Dave seventy two to
try to set him, you know, catch him off guard
and this challenge that we were doing last week, or
or to get into his head or what were you
doing we were you looking for him not to hate you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Or what was what was happening? I was and me man,
and well.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
She was flirting with me because Crystal said I looked
like you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so you have a bald Headdujie. You reminded her
of me. I understand why she would be so into you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, can I post that what it was? Can I
post that picture of you?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Will you get mad? Dave?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What picture are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We took a picture together.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh this is after the show we got.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yes, you did, Okay, I don't follow you.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
I did if he should be a doogie lover Dave
seventy two.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, no really, I mean people are saying there were
hearts in.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
His eyes, yeah for sure. No, No, it.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Might not be.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
There were hearts on the underwear I gave her.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll have to see this photo that, Douchie is Why
don't you just send it to snitch so we can
look at it, dude, instead of posting it, Why don't
you try that?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Posted it? Thank you, Dougie hater Dave seventy two. Dougie.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We'll get to the news in just a second, Scott,
you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Then we'll get to these shoes. He go ahead, Scott.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Royo, Hey, so real quick.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I know there's been a lot to talk about facial
hair lately. So I was talking to Charlie.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
On the aftermath yesterday, and I have a challenge that
I wanted to propose to you guys. Okay, so all
the guys on the show, and you know, I I
wanted to give Charlie a little bit of extra time
because he kind of lacked in this department.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
But all the guys on the show.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Should participate in a no shave November. And when I
say no shave, like not the neck, not trimming up,
not anything, no trimming for the whole month of November.
And then when you guys, like before you go on
break in December, all.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The guys should try.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
To come up with the most unique off the wall
facial hair style, whether it be like the Monkey Tale
or anything you want.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
To come up with. Let the fans vote.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
On it, and there should be some type of prize,
and then also for the loser, there should be some
type of consequence. I know Jeffery got duped with the
Pube donut back in the day, but we could think
of something else. And then I also have something for
the girls to get involved.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Douge, she could go either way because we know she
could definitely grow a mustache.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I could it.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Oh god, we got we got pictures that you shaving it.
But maybe maybe her and Crystal let their their bush
grow out for the whole month of November and then
they could carve.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Like a design in their bush.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And yes, I like this, thank you, uh Dave Scott,
I I like this idea. Now, when it comes to
the facial hair, maybe maybe we put the different designs
or we maybe we have like a wheel of facial
hair and then you spin and then whatever it lands on.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's what you have to do to your facial hair.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I've never done anything weird as far as I know,
but all right, and then and then of course Dougie
and Crystal they probably it's hard to sort of shape
your own bush hair into a design, so they probably no.
I'm just thinking they could do it with each other.
You know, they could kind of shave each other.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
At the same exact time.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Kind of like you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
It's you shave my bush, I'll shave yours.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
My friends, have you ever had somebody shave your beard
for you? No, Yeah, that's a scary thing, actually nervous,
Not that I don't I trust Dougie, but I'd still
be nervous with anybody else.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Shaving in that sensitive area.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
One time I did. I did have at a barber shop.
They did some sort of This is like twenty plus
years ago. They did some sort of shave, hot shave something.
I don't know what it was, but they put like
hot towels on your face and then they would shave
in the shaving cream, I guess, and then they would
(07:39):
shave you with a straight razor, like a big blade
old school. I didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Why because I thought the guy was gonna stab me.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I know, it's so ridiculous to you know, but I
just get the thought out of my head that the
guy is gonna plung blade into my neck, my jugular.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So I did yeah, yeah, no, because what if somebody
walks in the door and he goes, hey, what's going
on and he just slices your neck open.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did it one time because it seemed like it
was a barber shop in the bottom of my building.
I lived in Denver, and uh, it sounded like it
would be cool, sort of like a manly sort of
thing to do. I sat down in that chair. I
did it once and I said, I'm never going to
do this again. This sucks, all right? Well, will you
(08:30):
remind me of this? I guess come November, I guess
we don't even have to do much. Just don't shave. Yeah,
you need no trimming. You can't trim up.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
By your eyes or anything. The whole everything comes out
neck beard.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, does that mean you do an extra trim on
October thirty?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
First? You could, but I mean i'd say, just you
need to start now.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Iggy says, I've had several girls wax my ass crack.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He texted in cool, Uh, it sounds like winner.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I wouldn't let a girl shave my balls because it's what.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Girl would want to shave your balls? Like, that's not
I don't know, but a trad wife.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There's a lot going on there and meaning like it's
just such a wrinkly, sort of malleable area of skin
that if you don't know what you're doing, you could
really cause some serious damage. Have you ever shaved anyone's balls, Crystal? None?
The guy ever shaved you or Bush?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Did I try? Maybe? But when I I don't think so.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I think even when I was pregnant and I was
still large, I was still couldn't see, but I was
still doing it myself. I think I might have brought
it up to my ex at one point, like you
might have to do this for me because I was
getting so large, But I.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Think I still continued, Charlie, have you shaved anyone's bush
or have they ever shaved you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
No, but I've watched some bushes get shaved.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
They are willy nilly down there too fast, way too fast,
and you're like, you're gonna rip the lip off. You're
you gotta slow down, to slow, slow everything down because
they're in there, and yes.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They're in a deli. They're gonna slice a piece of
beat off exactly because I'm doing it. It is slow, it's deliberate,
I have a plan, I are careful. Just girls are just,
and it's gone.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I've never cut myself though, never, no, never, no, Yeah,
I get.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
It's pretty easy, but it is. I am still being precise.
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Mike says, if if you're h if your wife shaves
your ball, she's not a traad wife.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
She's a nad wife, Okay, And I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Brandon says, I get a straight razor every time I
go to the barber. I think it feels amazing. Well,
you're glutton for punishment, because I'm just too. I'm not
that trusting of people, and I know the barber has
no motivation to kill me, at least that I know of.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I didn't like feeling that vulnerable with a guy with
a big blade up to my neck.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dougie, are you ready for the shizzy? Yes? Here we
gozy on roll was morning glory?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Do you remember the Titan submersible that was heading to
the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Wreckage step imploded?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Well, faulty engineering is what led to that implosion of
the experimental submersible that killed five people on the way
to the wreck That's according to the National Transportation Safety Board.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
They concluded their report yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We didn't even need that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We knew that. Within a day or so, I think
we had come to that conclusion.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Everyone on board, of course, died instantly.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And the report states that the faulty engineering of the
Titan resulted in the construction of a carbon Fiber company
composite pressure vessel that contained multiple anonymalies and failed to
meet necessary strength and durability requirements. I know you love
a good protest rovers So this Saturday, if you don't
(12:14):
have any plans. Millions and millions of people will march
nationwide No Kings protests, which organizers expect to far surpass
the five million demonstrators who turned out for June's No
King's Day.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
So why are more people going to show up now?
More movement?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yeah? Okay, I think more people signed up because you
can sign up.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It doesn't mean you're actually going to go.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Of course, of course, as you wake up that they go,
I could go to this thing, or I could just
sit around and watch Netflix. Okay, Well, you know, I
do love a good protest, and it's always a good movement,
a good marche, a good demonstration, and they always I
just like it because the leaders or whoever you're targeting,
(13:02):
they see that and they go, oh oh yeah, yeah, okay,
I didn't see it that way. Let me change my ways.
That happens never, but go ahead, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oklahoma's new public schools superintendent said that he's canceling the
requirement that schools put Bibles in classrooms and use them
in lesson plans.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Superintendent Lyndall Field.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Said that he has no plans to hand out Bibles
or a biblical character education program. The order from former
superintendent Ryan Walters last year. Was supposed to apply to
students in grades five through twelve, and instantly drew immediate
criticism from civil rights groups in lawsuit that's still pending.
Governor Kevin Stitt appointed Fields after Walter's resigned last month
(13:47):
to take a private sector job. Many school districts across
the state had decided not to follow the Bible mandate anyway,
and a spokeswoman for the state Education Department said Fields
thinks the decision about whether to use the Bible in
classrooms should be left up to individual districts. The maker
of Jif peanut butter and Smuckers jams and Jelly's is
(14:09):
suing Trader Joe's, alleging the supermarket chain's crustless peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches infringe on the trademarks of the Uncrustables
frozen sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, so here are the Trader Joe's. It's crustless peanut
butter strawberry jam sandwiches. It looks like an uncrustable, I guess,
but it is, uh just as crustless. It doesn't say uncrustable.
I don't know what their complaint is that the actual
thing looks too much like and uncrustable.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
They said that consumers immediately recognize Smuckers uncrustable sandwiches by
their unique design features, which are protected by several United
States trademark registrations.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
So you can't do anything.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That's so if I make a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich and they cut off extrame much alike, I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Gonna get sued.
Speaker 11 (14:59):
I have a little device that does this sauce. Yeah,
it makes a little uncrustable.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're next up, and the Smucker's lawsuit targets next in
their sights Amazon.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, so what's it called?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I hate crust?
Speaker 11 (15:15):
I know it's some sort of uncrossable cutter crimper? Wait it,
what do you do with your crusts? Well, you eat
them compost?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Why would he eat him? If he doesn't, it's not
it's not for me. It's for my grandson. But oh, okay,
I eat the cross. I don't don't care. But do
you eat his crust?
Speaker 11 (15:37):
His crust? Probably know this is great? A bunch of those.
I have a metal one, but that's the plate. Yeah,
there you go, sandwich cutter. Okay, so similar to that, but.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's perfect, makes him round. Yeah, look at all the
waist do you have there?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Though?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
All the corners, that's where acrossable is. But they're making it.
I know they're making the doll like that there. All right,
go on dish.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
All right, So I know Jeffrey's gone, He's back at
his fence company.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But did you know that YouTube was down for quite
some time?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah? Well, somebody emailed me they were going for Zirk
that YouTube was down.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
The people losing their minds.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They said that they were anticipating riots in the street
if it continued on much longer.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
This person was very very upset. I wonder what, uh,
Jeffrey's whole family, because that's all they do is watch.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, YouTube, Yeah, so there were I think they have
resolved all their issues.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I don't know if you can get on anyone they
were doing.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But I went right after I got that email, I
went to YouTube and that weren't fine for me. But
I did seem to notice that their interface had completely changed.
Did they update that recently or was that just yesterday?
Like everything was completely the website or yeah, I was
on the website. Everything looked different, player looked completely different.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Looks same to me.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah to me.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Let me see.
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Let me see if I could pull U that was
my browser yesterday because I use a Brave browser, which
is Chrome. It's based on Chrome, but sometimes YouTube doesn't
like it because it cuts out all the ads.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
But yeah no I used regular Chrome. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So so this this.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Does not look for me.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
This looks like, hey, this is funny because this always
anytime I type YouTube, it auto completes to this guy's video.
And it's this dude who made He sent this in
to us. It's a remember that video the guy made
when he was fifteen years old, and it's so he's.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Them going up doing the air forman ilways saying to
YouTube this comes up and I was like, what is
this video that keeps coming up?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
We've got he's gotten more views on this video that
he posted twenty years ago on YouTube than than ever before.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Oh, because it's completely in your Yeah yeah yeah but
wait so okay, yeah, this looks normal there.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But wait, let me see if I can make this
happen again. I see that, doesn't that looks different? Doesn't
that look different to you?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
With this down here on the bottom, these rounded.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Control yeah, yes, that's total. That's different. That's not that's
not how it normally is. Ignore that that's something we
have going on. But this is yeah, that's way different.
That is not the normal YouTube player.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
All right, go on to finally, Rover, I'm gonna give
you four ways to improve your relationship. It'll just take
sixty seconds for you to do these things from a
psychologist who shared his tip for how to improve relationships
in just.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
One minute a day.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Get in the routine of doing any one of these
and it will work.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Hand over your credit card.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
A one minute hug after a long day of work,
even a twenty second hug can lower cortisol and boost
the bonding hormone.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
My wife and I hug every single day.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I came home, I got hugged, and I was like,
what are you doing? I said, what are you? What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Embrace thought that she was cheating on you or had something.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Are you hugging me right now? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Like being do you just want to hug? And I'm like, no,
I don't want to hug. Did you hug her back
I was sitting there just or did.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
He just have your arms straight down to the side.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Staring forward to going, why are you doing this? What's
going on? What did you do wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And what was her answer of why she was hugging
you out of the blue. My wife and I hug
every day, but yours.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Hard to believe that you're hugging everything.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Forget about that.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I don't know. I'm a hugger, snitcher, hugs, never hugged.
We hug.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
We also, uh talk, we hold hands.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I lift up my shirt and show her how fat
I am. And then I touched my bear's stomach to
her bear's stomach, just to show how fat I am.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I don't do that either. I thought that was it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know what was the explanation? Are you doing?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Usually, if this is going on, she had some sort
of nightmare that I have uh left her, left her
or something.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh, and so then she throws herself in her I see, okay.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Maybe she needs a little more affection just in general,
and she's worried about this.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Maybe possible, I'll pull I'll press my stomach a concerts later.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Today, Yeah, randomly today. It's so gross. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Also, moment of gratitude before bad at Each of you
share one thing that you appreciated from that day.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
It could be a big thing.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Or a small thing, just something and not just not
just to say it.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Like you just go through the miss garbage.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
This is this, this one, this was all do you
remember for whatever reason? And it's chicks. I don't meet
the stereotype, but it is chicks who drive all this crap.
Remember about two years ago that is the catchword gratitude,
And I'm gonna have I have this notebook and I'm
going to write down all my gratitude for the day
and all this it's so garbage. And then guess what
(20:57):
people do that They're like, oh, this is all this
is a lot life changing. They do it for a
week and then they go nothing really changed and this
kind of sucks to do that, and I'm not going
to do that anymore. So now that's that's hogwash.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
A quick morning check in just take a minute in
the morning just to check in on them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
How is you know? You good?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Is there anything that you need from me? Anything I
can do? How can I support you today? Just letting
them know you're there. That would go a long way.
And then finally, a silent ritual you could try deep
breathing or just hold hands something that is just silent.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
But you all right, yes, that's just busy, so much good.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You want to bend over and kiss our ass watch
Live right there on your.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Stupid smart boat.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
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or Google Play.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We were talking about shaving really here, missus Mansfield says,
my husband shaves Mike Bush all the time. I no
longer shave myself. It's wonderful, she says, So maybe you
and Skinny need to get in on this, Crystally, you
(22:18):
just let him shave your bush.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
I trust him, I'll try it. I'll try anything once.
Billiam says, I hear you, Rover. We had an Afghan
barber in Afghanistan on our fob.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What is that forward operating face A face?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's when I was it's buying
a white an operators. Yeah. He would line up our
haircuts with a straight razor at the end, and I
always wondered if he was Taliban and he would cut
my throat open. We had to get that haircut, though,
and he actually did a good job.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He stopped showing up.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
One day we heard he actually was refusing to pay
the Taliban their dues since he was accepting American money,
so they killed him. Yeah, that's sad. King Gizzard says,
I shaved my wife's bush regularly, And Bruno says, men
who shave their ass crack are one hundred percent taking
(23:18):
it up the ass for sure.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I you know, I shaved my ass crack from time
to time.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Oh secrets out now, and I am one hundred taking
it right up the old poop.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Shoot.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I I don't do it as much as I
used to, but you know, from time to time.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I still it's a real hassle, though. Are you doing
it for less? Dingle berries? Just a nice smooth feeling.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
What happens is I really kind of get when I
shave the balls and the taint, I just keep going.
I go, oh, might as well look at all his
hair like it just keeps going and going and going
right up the ass crack. It's so I get a
little obsessive compulsive about it. But it is such a
hassle that I don't do it very often. Now, maybe
(24:08):
if I had this is, maybe I need be too
to start shaving my ass crack.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
How would I do that?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I lay on my back, I put my legs up
over my head like I'm a.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Baby being changed, and that would be good. Yeah, I
think that's the way to do it.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Now.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
You just scream for her when you're in the shower,
and then she comes in and you spread them.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I did just have to do that the other day.
I got into the shower and I realized I had
not put a towel out. She normally puts a towel out,
but I took a shower at an unusual time the
other day.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
No towel.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now I have to get out of the shower and
walk across the bathroom, leaving wet footprints all over the tie,
which makes it very slippery.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
It's a fall hazard, dangerous.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Normally, if I was in a hotel or something and
I needed a towel, I would just go and she
would leap out of bed and she would get a
towel for me. I tried to do that very loudly,
but she was down stairs, so I.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Couldn't she couldn't hear me.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
So luckily my cell phone was outside the shower, so
I used Siri to text my wife.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I said, I need a towel. Are you hiding?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Rocked?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What she was doing, and she ran upstairs and got
a towel and brought it to me.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, I've definitely done that. We have Google home so
I can go hey, and I say the word broadcast
and then all of the speakers in the hospital will
command her from above and she springs and as very
snows spring.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But do you sometimes wonder as like you're waiting, You're like,
did that go out? What's taking so long?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, I'll tell you a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Do you have your towels in a warmer?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
No? Oh, that would be pure luxury. That would be
very nice. And Heather says, I shave my boyfriend's pubes.
He loves it when I shave his balls especially, So
I guess this is more of a thing than we realize.
I've got to take a break. Eight six six. You know,
Rover is our number. Eight sixty six nine sixty seven
(26:04):
six eight three seven, will be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Hang on, and don't even think about farting in church.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
But if you do, get it on video and send.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
It to us.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
This is Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Kayla sent a text, I'm so sick.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sick. So I'm trying my hardest not
to call in and bug the hell out of you
until you view this fent trank video.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
But people need to see it. We're just talking about that.
You just mention this.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
There must be some video going around to one of
these drugs.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It just it starts eating away people's skin and bones,
and it turns them into zombies essentially, and it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Just makes you like, stop mid you see the pictures
makes it look like you're a zomb eats away your
flesh somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, I'm just looking at all of these text means.
What do you think of the new text system?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Charlie? You like this? I like that.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I really like everybody has a profile picture if they
upload it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, everyone has a profile picture and added gender yesterday too.
I said, you know what, we could make everyone a
little blue circle around their picture if they're blue, a
little pink look.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Like they're female.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
And then I decided, I debated, I go, should I
put an other gender in there? Or just male? Female?
Right now the rovers Morning Glory system has only two genders,
male or female. I'm not the judge, you know, it's however, identify,
but so you can now, is there an advantage for
you texting into the show, You're not going to see
(28:05):
a whole lot. It's easier to set your name and
things like that. It's just easier. It's an easier way
of doing it. Well, everybody's just in case they're missed it.
Yesterday you made a whole new text system.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Ends. They have to text the word menu that's right,
menu m E and you for those that can, and
then it'll and then it will reply back with a
link that you click. And then you can set up
your little profile. You can set your name and location everything.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I like it because I can see pictures of people
the you know, you kind of get an idea of
who's texting in. You can set if you want, you
can set your city and state and even your birthdate
so we can know how old you are.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
It's more of the advantage comes from us here in
the studio. It's just much more.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It presents more information to us, and it's just smooth.
We've had we had the same texting system for uh,
I want to say, oh my god, let me think
I think I think that was made in It was
either two thousand and eight or twenty twelve. I don't
remember exactly, but it's so we're going on like fifteen
(29:17):
plus years roughly of having the old and it had
some glitches it It would glitch out from time to
time anyway, So we have a new text system that
we're using here now. The number is exactly the same
eight sixty six nine sixty seven six eight three seven,
but you can text the show and then if you
(29:37):
text the word menu to that number, it will do
exactly what Charlie said, send you a link, and then
you can set various options and things like that, and
maybe it will become even more sophisticated as time goes on.
And I know it hasn't been implemented yet, but the
plan is that we can also pop up by hitting
(29:59):
a button. We can can pop up a lower third
if we want to show somebody's text or what they said,
or the profile picture or whatever. We could do all
of those things. So it's it's cool for us, hopefully
it will be cool for you. I mean, it's not
a whole lot of you know, you're still sending text
in it's not much. How could that possibly change much?
But the management of how you set your name is
(30:22):
much easier now we've also implemented a thing before you
set your name. Think about this, Okay, I want you
to think you can only set you can only change
your name once every thirty days.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh really, And that's because I.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Don't know if anybody was doing it, but in my mind,
when we're reading texts come in from people, if you
change your name and then it makes it look like
you're texting in as somebody else or whatever. So we
put a thing in where you can only update your
name once every thirty days. Okay, I speaking of genders.
(31:07):
I saw that a study and this is this all
over the news yesterday. There is a study from the
University of Buckingham. I don't know where that is. I
think it might be in England or something, because they
have a Center for Heterodox Social.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Science whatever that means.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
And center is spelled ce ntre, which makes me think
that's weird, like color colo you are. Anyways, they have
a new study that suggests that transgenderism, that it's a fad,
and that it is dying out amongst American youth, and
(31:51):
that the rising tide now is straightness. Now, some people
will mistake what I say. They hear me say that
I don't like in transgender women playing female sports because
they were born a man. That's just that's just fairness.
And they're like, you're anti trans. I don't care what
(32:12):
the hell you do. You want to live as if
you're born a man, you want to live as a woman.
It really has zero bearing on me. I do not care.
The only thing I care about is if it's fair
when it comes to athletics, because I don't think it's
fair that you could train your entire life as a
girl and then some guy comes in and goes, now
(32:32):
I'm a girl, but sure I can run twenty five
percent faster than you, or swim faster than you, or
lift more than you, and now I'm the world record
holder of this, and yeah, you're in second place.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Screw you.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I do not like that. You're never going to convince
me of that. You're never going to change my mind
on that. But so I'm not anti trans at all.
I don't care what you do. I will and I've
always said this. I do believe that a lot of
it is so social contagion, and people will, oh my god.
I've said this in the past and people got bonkers
over this, you know. Rover oh, I have a trans
(33:10):
third cousin once removed, and I okay. Social contagion is
a real thing. And the more kids are into it,
and it's like a quote unquote cool thing or a
rebellious thing, the more kids are going to do it.
(33:32):
It's it's just a fact. I don't know how anybody
could possibly deny that. There's also no other reasonable explanation
for how did we go from like one half of
one percent of the population being transgender ten years ago
to now studies that say that like thirty five percent
of kids or forty percent say they're gender non conforming.
(33:54):
How do you explain that it doesn't happen overnight. That's ridiculous.
It again, is the social contagion. Just like vocal fry.
Vocal fry wasn't a thing twenty years ago until the
Kardashians came out and then everyone started talking like this.
(34:15):
You think that just popped up, you know, like people
like in different parts of the world started doing that
spontaneously without being influenced. Now, it's that is a prime
example of social contagion. So they did this study, and
they they do this study. Actually they look at various
(34:35):
things and they look at various statistics and they, you know,
keep track of this on an annual basis, and they
show that there was a nine percent drop of all
respondents identifying as non binary in twenty twenty three. I'm sorry,
nine percent responded on non binary in twenty twenty three,
(34:58):
now just three percent this year. Claim that, so what
is the explanation for that? They might be right, it's
fallen out of fashion. I do believe that some people
have this, you know, like some people really believe, you know,
there are people who believe. Have you guys seen the
(35:19):
guy who wants to Like every now and then there's
a story about a particular guy or whatever, Like they
have a thing where they have a like their arm
and they're like, I need to cut my arm off.
I want to be an amputee. I gotta get I'm
not supposed to have this arm. There was a story
years ago that we talked about where a guy he
kept trying to get his arm amputated, and they want
amputato's arm.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
So what did he do?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He I think he put his car up on a
jack and said that he was working underneath his car,
but he really just made the jack, like, you know,
kicked it out or whatever from the car, and then
the car fell onto his arm.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
He was taken to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
They had no recourse other than to amputate his because
that's how desperate he was for his arm to be amputated. Now,
that's a very unusual case, very strange. In his mind,
it's completely legit, completely real. He really feels that. And
I believe there are people who are transgender who really
(36:19):
believe I'm in the wrong body or whatever. I believe that.
I don't believe it's as high as what we've been
led to believe over the past five years. I do
believe that is a social contagion. Do you think that's
falling out of fashion? Tear? And also Conservatism is starting
(36:42):
to rise amongst kids. Now, we saw this with the
Charlie Kirk murder. He was very influential, And I said, I,
we didn't see that with his murder, but I guess
it's sort of highlighted to me how influential that guy
was with young adults and kids in trying to spread
(37:07):
the conservative movements. And so I think that that is
actually sort of now more fashionable when it comes to
I don't know, what would you say like seventeen year olds, Charlie,
would you.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Say yeah and not just say but Andrew Tait and
those dudes or people like him alpha guys.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I think those are big, big to the young young
dudes right now.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
But remember we used to talk about that a lot,
Alpha being alpha beta, and you really don't hear it
as often as because you're older.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I think that's it. I think this is this.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Is big thing that that just fell out of fashion
over time too, like, but I think that's big with
kids right now.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
Sigma alpha Sigma yea the time.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
That's a step of But well, alpha is your top dog.
You know, got alpha's betas whatever else. The thing is
that the charge is zadas. Then you've got sigmas. They're
lone wolves. They're badasses on their own. It's slightly different.
So they're not a pack leader. They have no they
have no pack, but they are a leader amongst themselves
(38:13):
and that's big with leader of one.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
Oh my daughter use it usually if I I'll say
somebody or do something and she's like that's sigma, Mom,
Like whatever, it is your sigma because I did this right.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm not a parent. I won't be able to put
up with this crap.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
I also think that the non binary stuff too, is
a lot of kids figuring themselves out and people figuring
themselves out, and one day you might feel a certain
type of way and as you explore more, you go,
you know what, never mind, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
And you were.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Vilified if you said that though, like if you were
to say, oh, this, this could just be what you
said there it was exploring you. You were a bad
person for discounting somebody who's transgender.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
It's not a fad, it's not a phase. Nah, I
shut up.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, it is for a lot of people, and then
they figure out, not really my thing. So I guess,
I guess I do believe it is sort of I
guess falling out of fashion to some extent. Now, it's
hard to believe because every TV show that I turn on,
if you want to get a series greenlit on Netflix,
(39:22):
for instance, you have to have a black lead character,
and you have to have kind of like that close crop,
short air like woman who is like really like dresses
like a man sort of thing. Like, you have to
have that character in there as well. You have to
have like a if not a full transgender a pseudo transgender.
(39:44):
If I can say that, I don't know how to
explain it.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Oh, I think Skinny and I were watching a cartoon,
an adult cartoon, and he was was that two girls
kissing in the background, and it was we had to
go back and rewind it because I didn't even notice
that two girls walk by and then they're making out.
It might have been a show, but everything that we
watch there is some kind.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Of oh, every single every single show there is, that's
what the guy going on in there. So it is
confusing for kids, there's no doubt about it. But I'm
seeing things are cyclical, Charlie like, you're like, oh, alpha, beta,
all of that. Do you remember just ten maybe twenty
years ago, it was all about how men are becoming effeminate.
(40:30):
What would they call it metrosexual?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Was you know, a long time twenty years ago?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Right, But I'm saying so everything comes back around, and
the big concern was, oh, people look at these dudes,
they're becoming lady like. And now you're telling me that
it's all about I'm a big alpha male, like that
liver king guy or whatever. You just want to kill
and eat raw animals and show how manly you are
and put women into sex slavery like Andrew Tait allegedly.
(41:00):
But all those things come back around.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
But this is what like kids just they read these
things that decide this is what they are. The Sigma
male thing here. I can't pull it, can't make it
any bigger, but they think the lone wolf, high intelligence,
Supreme Conference introvert, misspelled intelligence.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Intelligence introvert.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
So this is how they like tell themselves like, oh no,
you're not a loser that doesn't have any friends. You're
actually actually you're really cool, and you're a Sigma male.
And then it goes on deep thinker of abstract abstract concepts,
keeps very few friends, but by choice, does not care
what anyone thinks. But he's also equal in rank to
the elpha. You know, this is some loser, an incel
(41:44):
that goes I'm not banging because it's my choice. I
don't have any friends because this is my choice. I'm
very intelligent, laid back and cool. Laid back and cool.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Sigma is what else full control over his emotions, referred
to as the intro verted alpha and excellent under intense pressure.
That is the Sigma male. Yeah, I guess it's a
new phrase for me. I wasn't aware of this. So
(42:16):
you you are saying that if you believe your sigma,
you're just a loser with no friends, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
If anybody has ever read one of these charts and thought,
where do I find myself on this chart? Like in
the free time, if they've looked us up, you are
probably an extreme loser. Yes, if you've ever looked at.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
A chart not made, I gr zada all the way.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Omega, I think is the bottom. I'm just reading these
from looking at the chart. The hopeless omegas are violent outbursts.
They're likely to do shooting spreees because of their total
rejection by women.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Now you say, the guys and young men are looking
at these charts, but women good stuff all day long,
like all these. Have you ever seen a woman's social
media feed, Charlie, It's filled with just these like they
look like inspirational posters, but they're just sayings of stupid stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Don't the same thing, but it's it's Andrew Tate talking
or what did I just see yesterday? It was so
fake Tony soprano, But it's ai Tony Soprano, Like an
episode like how he's so bad ass and there's pictures
of lions and uh, you know, I travel my I
I I blaze my own trail that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, it's like the joker looking badass and women do
the same, but it's just all opposite stuff about how
you know they don't need a man to be happy
and they you know, I mean, I can't even think
of some of the garbage.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Just look at crystal social media.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah, I say, that's mine's filled with especially right now.
It's a lot of love stuff and relationships and like
what she was going through that divorce.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Go back in time look at some of those posts
and you're it's gonna make you puke out of your eyeball.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
What funny is it's so the opposite.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Now it's a complete one eighty where those were, Yeah,
you're strong and independent, you could do this and you
know all the bad things, oh, narcissism and all this stuff,
and now it's like healthy relationship.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
So why you're gonna have to help me out here?
I'm curious about this. I'm not criticizing you, Crystal. I'm
just curious why the need to share those posts that
have those sayings on there like, what what.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Does that do? I don't share them as often as
I did when I was sad.
Speaker 10 (44:39):
When I was sad, I shared a lot of those
inspirational things. Now, really I send them all to Skinny,
all the things that I like and go, oh, this
is us and this is cute, and I send him
on this He's not how many of.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Those as he sent you? He actually he does send
me a few. That's total.
Speaker 10 (44:58):
I'm sending him with them on faceboo book, on Instagram,
on snapchat.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
He can't get away from it, he said, he can't.
Speaker 10 (45:03):
Sometimes he can't keep up with how many I send him.
I try to only do a few a day, but
it can get up today.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
And that's like you, how many inspiration could there be?
Speaker 4 (45:15):
There's a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's just all a rewording of the same thing, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (45:19):
Kinda sometimes other sometimes I even said, I'm like our
zodiac stuff, and I'll be like, oh, you are such
an aries and I am such a cancer and I
we're just cute little I love to cuddle your button.
It's like two animals, like cartoon characters, and this is
what they do when they get home.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
They jump into bed and then they did you get
choked up? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I'm sure you did, because if I saw it, that
means Crystal saw it. Like a week ago, the guy
who proposed to his wife with a fake Disney movie?
Did you guys see this.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
But I have? Is it in a theater?
Speaker 5 (45:56):
No?
Speaker 12 (45:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Oh word, I already my friend already did that a.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Fake, which is so cute. So this guy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I think what he did because a lot of it
was in Spanish, but then the movie was in English.
They're sitting there on the couch and I guess they're
like put something on and it's supposed to be like
a trailer playing, and like, oh hey, we're going to
check out the trailer for this new.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Disney movie called I forget what it was called.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Like she said, yes, something something stupid, and then I'm like,
it's all an animated movie. And the girl looks just
like the girl who's sitting there on the couch in
real life. And then like the dog is the same
as her dog, and she's like.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Oh my god, that's just like me.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
You liked it though, No, actually I hated it. I
hated it. That's pretty cute, said.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
No, I hated it because I go, how dumb could
you be if you're watching this?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I mean the animation it was. I guess I watched it.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I watched a video that someone sent me.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Then, how dumb are you? You? Pretty dumb? I guess
are you saying the girl watching it? When you see
you watching it? Additionally, like, how dumb are you to
knock you're out?
Speaker 11 (47:08):
At you?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The guy pulls the ring out of his pocket and
he gets down and.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
It proposes to her or whatever. That's trailer probably a minute,
all right, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
What this means, but pov something something something. I think
it's when you have a fake Disney trailer. So there
they are, sitting on the couch. He set up a
hidden camera there to watch this, and then it's going
to show you what they're seeing on screen. Exire movie.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
She's like, stop looking at me. This is Jay doesn't
look like Harsh, doesn't have glasses.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Just like most people.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
She is.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
A dreamer.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Here we go again, she dreams.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Look how excited she is.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Maybe this is Italian.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I don't know, mom, I always feel like he doesn't
want to marry.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Do you think she's making this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Why would you react like this because they have emotions
a trailer.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
He's going, oh my god, this is like me. Yes,
and then they had like a whole Disney song.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
She said, yes, I don't think she knows yet. She's
just been waiting for him this day forever.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
She doesn't know yet.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
And then it shows them watching the trailer.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
In the trailer, he hasn't animated, said this is what she.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Wants to happen. I still don't think she fully understands it.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Then he's really does.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
In front of the camera.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I would say, I don't think it's fake because she
would have like made herself done up a little bit better.
Like you could tell she just got out of bed.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Here she took her socks off. That's pretty good, that's goosebumps.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
But this is what kind of sucks about AI and
all this stuff. He created this on the computer and
it's a special moment, yes, but it's not, you know,
a big moment. This is you're just sitting at home
and your pajamas on the couch and he proposes like that.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I mean, so, if Skinny's listening yet, I would want
you to set up some a day.
Speaker 10 (49:43):
You know, we're going to go do something that day,
and I'm like, oh, we're just we're going no big deal.
I don't want to be on the couch in my
pajamas and you asked me to marry me.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
That's not how I want it to go down. It
was junk. So now and really I'm the one who
pushed the marriage last time, proposed to the first time.
Speaker 10 (50:05):
The first time, the second time, I well, we're hoping
there's a second time.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
One day.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
The first time, I already had a baby, and it
was Christmas and I was like, hey, I found this
ring that I really like and I can get it
finance right now for a great deal. Should I buy
this ring? We talked about getting married. We already have
a child.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
This is this is the you wonder why this marriage failed.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
You forced the guy to get married? He said, yeah,
I was going to do it, so I mean.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
The Amazon party, Okay, I guess we're getting married.
Speaker 10 (50:44):
And I rode on a doobie Will you marry me?
And we smoked that together and that was yeah, And
that was.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Our night of all right, we're gonna get married.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
This is a little more effort.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
You don't think the pix our trailer is a little
cooler than that.
Speaker 10 (50:56):
Yeah, I like this effort, but do it in the
movie theater. You take it the sep further. I like
the movie theater aspect of it. Out of the house.
I don't want to be in my pajamas on the couch.
I want it to be special.
Speaker 11 (51:06):
That's where I was when I proposed where on the
couch it was Christmas? Yeah, say that exactly. Almost Jeffrey too.
And how did you do it? Since I had my
ring and I proposed to it just right there on
the couch. You pull it out of your pocket and
you got on my knee.
Speaker 14 (51:20):
Of course you cry, yeah, yeah, every day years later,
take me to a museum and then, because I love museums,
and one of the exhibits, one of the little things
is a ring in a box and you go, oh, man, no,
you thought.
Speaker 10 (51:40):
On this really amazing antique ring. Oh, and then it's
will you marry?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
This is this is.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Very interesting because guys, just speaking for all men right now,
we've never thought anything like that in our entire lives.
It's all, how simply can I do this? If you
do want to get a gage She's like, oh man,
I got to buy a ring. I gotta do all this.
Like nobody's ever thought of putting that much effort into something.
Speaker 11 (52:04):
Now you can ai it, well, not until like social media.
That's that's why people think about it now.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah for you, yeah, gender review until it became big
on social media. Now it's you have to do it
if you get pregnant. Well, so you are. Are you
trying to give skinny hints that you want to get married.
Speaker 10 (52:25):
Well, I give skinny hints of I want to live
with him. That's definitely the next step I would like
to take is living together.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I hate being.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Separated from him. I want to see him every day.
That is, and I hate driving to him. I would
like to just drive home and he's there. You would
move an hour and a half away.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
I don't want to move that far. He lives an hour,
but I don't want to move that far. I want
to find some kind of middle ground where we could live.
They drive half hour forty minutes. Is he up to moving?
Speaker 10 (52:54):
Yeah, he is. We talk about it. We do talk
about it often. I do send him houses from time
to time of look at this house, Well.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
You're going to buy a house together.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Yeah, it's smart.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah, boyfriend girlfriend Charlie.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Stop, he's like excited, He's like watching popcorn.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Is this is gonna be good when this one goes south?
You know the divorce was was a good entertainment.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Wait till you get a load of this one.
Speaker 10 (53:21):
Somebody did bring up on the show one day, caller
saying about renting a house, and I that's also a
good idea. I'd never thought about renting a place together
and just selling our homes and.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Rent your guys' homes out, and then you have an
incoming come again from that. I mean, I guess you
could sell if you thought you were going to. I
don't know, But I also don't want to be a landlord.
Then I just still take care of that house. So
that's also.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (53:49):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
My ex husband actually went through the whole surprise engagement,
asked my dad and talked me into a walk on
a pier after a nice lunch and surprised me when
I turned around to give him a kiss.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
He was down on one knee asking me cute.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
And Vanessa says, we're overtook B two to Paris at
the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
That's right, very original. Can't top that.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Luke says, take the hint, Crystal, Skinny doesn't want to
live with you.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
Do you think if he.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Wanted to live with her, he would have already done it, Charlie,
like he's just putting it off? Or do you think
he really does want to live They might want to
live to good.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
They haven't been together that long. Really a year, right, yeah,
you're year in a few months.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
You know the day. But you don't have to jump
into movie in when you're you know, he.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
Lives so far. That's what's the problem.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
You also don't want to make a big mistake and
sell your house. Sell with your house is in the movie.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
Sell your Home.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Spatially says, I opposed to my now fiance in Virginia
Beach while we were paras sailing and the company had
boats below us holding signs asking her to marry me.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Adorable. Just a tiny bit of effort, is what I'm asked.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Just a tiny bit of effort, you know, take me
to dinner and I turn around and there you are
a tiny There was what that guy did.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
For that girl.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Here's here's an alpha male writing in any man that
puts puts that much effort into a proposal is actually
gay and marry a guy. Uh, I've got to take
a break. We will be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Hang on,
Against all odds, he turned men's plaining into a successful career.
You see, man's plaining is shorthand for when a man
is explaining something. Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jessy coming up in just a moment. What do you
have on the way, Dougie.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm going to give you Rovert because I think your
marriage is doomed. I'm going to give you four ways
that you can improve your relationship in just sixty seconds.
I know you're very in tune to your time and
you don't want people to bug you. Sixty seconds, sixty seconds,
and these four things you can do to save your marriage.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Jean John and Rochester, New York. You're on Rovers Morning Glory.
Good morning John John, Good morning Rover.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
How are your name?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What's happening?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
God bless you? Smith?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Hey Doogie.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
Before the break, you were talking about how you're trying
to teach your daughter how to be a strong, powerful.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Woman and save Morney Again.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
The relationship doesn't work. She can she can go and
she doesn't have to feel what held back?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, like me, like your mother is stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Is that the.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Lesson is that the lesson you learned after over gave
you six figures.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
No, yeah, he should have given me more because look
at all that he has because of what I did,
just saying.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
You're teaching her a powerful lesson.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, I have a great kid.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You're teaching her get.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Your cell phone on somebody else's plan and then never
take it by November first, I told you, Okay, well
that's two weeks from you.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I got it. Dougie Hater Dave seventy two.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He was just in the studio last week. Now you're
on the phone. Good morning, doge hater Dave seventy two.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Good morning over. First of all, I'd like to thank
Douzie for being a great sport. But Dougie, what just
like that last guy said you said about Gea not
worrying about, you know, marrying a rich guy. That's all
you ever talk about is you wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Want to be with somebody earlistic guy had money.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No I'm saying, do you know what I'm saying is
if you can marry rich, God bless you. But don't
be stuck in a relationship just because you have nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You have no job, you have no money, you can't leave.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You're stuck in a situation where you can't say I'm
not happy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I would like to get out of this situation.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You need to have your own worth, your own money.
You need to have something that you can fall back on.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It is coming from as Dougie.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's not the biggest money grubber known to man A
Dougie gave seventy two. Somebody's emailed me and they said
that they were really paying close attention to you and
Dougie during the are You Dumber than Dougie segment last week.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
They have a cute picture of her and she this
person not she.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This person claims that they believe the two of you
were flirting.
Speaker 9 (02:59):
They're on each other sparks, flying reals.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Were you flirting with Dougie hater Dave seventy two to
try to set him, you know, catch him off guard
and this challenge that we were doing last week, or
or to get into his head or what were you
doing we were you looking for him not to hate you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Or what was what was happening? I was and me man,
and well.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
She was flirting with me because Crystal said I looked
like you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so you have a bald Headdujie. You reminded her
of me. I understand why she would be so into you.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, can I post that what it was? Can I
post that picture of you?
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Or no?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Will you get mad? Dave?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What picture are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We took a picture together.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh this is after the show we got.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yes, you did, Okay, I don't follow you.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
I did if he should be a doogie lover Dave
seventy two.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, no really, I mean people are saying there were
hearts in.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
His eyes, yeah for sure. No, No, it.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Might not be.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
There were hearts on the underwear I gave her.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'll have to see this photo that, Douchie is Why
don't you just send it to snitch so we can
look at it, dude, instead of posting it, Why don't
you try that?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Posted it? Thank you, Dougie hater Dave seventy two. Dougie.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We'll get to the news in just a second, Scott,
you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Then we'll get to these shoes. He go ahead, Scott.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Royo, Hey, so real quick.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I know there's been a lot to talk about facial
hair lately. So I was talking to Charlie.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
On the aftermath yesterday, and I have a challenge that
I wanted to propose to you guys. Okay, so all
the guys on the show, and you know, I I
wanted to give Charlie a little bit of extra time
because he kind of lacked in this department.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
But all the guys on the show.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Should participate in a no shave November. And when I
say no shave, like not the neck, not trimming up,
not anything, no trimming for the whole month of November.
And then when you guys, like before you go on
break in December, all.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The guys should try.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
To come up with the most unique off the wall
facial hair style, whether it be like the Monkey Tale
or anything you want.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
To come up with. Let the fans vote.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
On it, and there should be some type of prize,
and then also for the loser, there should be some
type of consequence. I know Jeffery got duped with the
Pube donut back in the day, but we could think
of something else. And then I also have something for
the girls to get involved.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Douge, she could go either way because we know she
could definitely grow a mustache.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I could it.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
Oh god, we got we got pictures that you shaving it.
But maybe maybe her and Crystal let their their bush
grow out for the whole month of November and then
they could carve.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Like a design in their bush.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And yes, I like this, thank you, uh Dave Scott,
I I like this idea. Now, when it comes to
the facial hair, maybe maybe we put the different designs
or we maybe we have like a wheel of facial
hair and then you spin and then whatever it lands on.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
That's what you have to do to your facial hair.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I've never done anything weird as far as I know,
but all right, and then and then of course Dougie
and Crystal they probably it's hard to sort of shape
your own bush hair into a design, so they probably no.
I'm just thinking they could do it with each other.
You know, they could kind of shave each other.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
At the same exact time.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Kind of like you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
It's you shave my bush, I'll shave yours.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
My friends, have you ever had somebody shave your beard
for you? No, Yeah, that's a scary thing, actually nervous,
Not that I don't I trust Dougie, but I'd still
be nervous with anybody else.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Shaving in that sensitive area.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
One time I did. I did have at a barber shop.
They did some sort of This is like twenty plus
years ago. They did some sort of shave, hot shave something.
I don't know what it was, but they put like
hot towels on your face and then they would shave
in the shaving cream, I guess, and then they would
(07:39):
shave you with a straight razor, like a big blade
old school. I didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Why because I thought the guy was gonna stab me.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I know, it's so ridiculous to you know, but I
just get the thought out of my head that the
guy is gonna plung blade into my neck, my jugular.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So I did yeah, yeah, no, because what if somebody
walks in the door and he goes, hey, what's going
on and he just slices your neck open.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did it one time because it seemed like it
was a barber shop in the bottom of my building.
I lived in Denver, and uh, it sounded like it
would be cool, sort of like a manly sort of
thing to do. I sat down in that chair. I
did it once and I said, I'm never going to
do this again. This sucks, all right? Well, will you
(08:30):
remind me of this? I guess come November, I guess
we don't even have to do much. Just don't shave. Yeah,
you need no trimming. You can't trim up.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
By your eyes or anything. The whole everything comes out
neck beard.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Okay, does that mean you do an extra trim on
October thirty?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
First? You could, but I mean i'd say, just you
need to start now.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Iggy says, I've had several girls wax my ass crack.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He texted in cool, Uh, it sounds like winner.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I wouldn't let a girl shave my balls because it's what.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Girl would want to shave your balls? Like, that's not
I don't know, but a trad wife.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There's a lot going on there and meaning like it's
just such a wrinkly, sort of malleable area of skin
that if you don't know what you're doing, you could
really cause some serious damage. Have you ever shaved anyone's balls, Crystal? None?
The guy ever shaved you or Bush?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Did I try? Maybe? But when I I don't think so.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
I think even when I was pregnant and I was
still large, I was still couldn't see, but I was
still doing it myself. I think I might have brought
it up to my ex at one point, like you
might have to do this for me because I was
getting so large, But I.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Think I still continued, Charlie, have you shaved anyone's bush
or have they ever shaved you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
No, but I've watched some bushes get shaved.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
They are willy nilly down there too fast, way too fast,
and you're like, you're gonna rip the lip off. You're
you gotta slow down, to slow, slow everything down because
they're in there, and yes.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They're in a deli. They're gonna slice a piece of
beat off exactly because I'm doing it. It is slow, it's deliberate,
I have a plan, I are careful. Just girls are just,
and it's gone.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I've never cut myself though, never, no, never, no, Yeah,
I get.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
It's pretty easy, but it is. I am still being precise.
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm not.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Mike says, if if you're h if your wife shaves
your ball, she's not a traad wife.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
She's a nad wife, Okay, And I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Brandon says, I get a straight razor every time I
go to the barber. I think it feels amazing. Well,
you're glutton for punishment, because I'm just too. I'm not
that trusting of people, and I know the barber has
no motivation to kill me, at least that I know of.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I didn't like feeling that vulnerable with a guy with
a big blade up to my neck.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dougie, are you ready for the shizzy? Yes? Here we
gozy on roll was morning glory?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Do you remember the Titan submersible that was heading to
the Titanic.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Wreckage step imploded?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Well, faulty engineering is what led to that implosion of
the experimental submersible that killed five people on the way
to the wreck That's according to the National Transportation Safety Board.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
They concluded their report yesterday.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
We didn't even need that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We knew that. Within a day or so, I think
we had come to that conclusion.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Everyone on board, of course, died instantly.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
And the report states that the faulty engineering of the
Titan resulted in the construction of a carbon Fiber company
composite pressure vessel that contained multiple anonymalies and failed to
meet necessary strength and durability requirements. I know you love
a good protest rovers So this Saturday, if you don't
(12:14):
have any plans. Millions and millions of people will march
nationwide No Kings protests, which organizers expect to far surpass
the five million demonstrators who turned out for June's No
King's Day.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
So why are more people going to show up now?
More movement?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yeah? Okay, I think more people signed up because you
can sign up.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
It doesn't mean you're actually going to go.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Of course, of course, as you wake up that they go,
I could go to this thing, or I could just
sit around and watch Netflix. Okay, Well, you know, I
do love a good protest, and it's always a good movement,
a good marche, a good demonstration, and they always I
just like it because the leaders or whoever you're targeting,
(13:02):
they see that and they go, oh oh yeah, yeah, okay,
I didn't see it that way. Let me change my ways.
That happens never, but go ahead, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oklahoma's new public schools superintendent said that he's canceling the
requirement that schools put Bibles in classrooms and use them
in lesson plans.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Superintendent Lyndall Field.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Said that he has no plans to hand out Bibles
or a biblical character education program. The order from former
superintendent Ryan Walters last year. Was supposed to apply to
students in grades five through twelve, and instantly drew immediate
criticism from civil rights groups in lawsuit that's still pending.
Governor Kevin Stitt appointed Fields after Walter's resigned last month
(13:47):
to take a private sector job. Many school districts across
the state had decided not to follow the Bible mandate anyway,
and a spokeswoman for the state Education Department said Fields
thinks the decision about whether to use the Bible in
classrooms should be left up to individual districts. The maker
of Jif peanut butter and Smuckers jams and Jelly's is
(14:09):
suing Trader Joe's, alleging the supermarket chain's crustless peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches infringe on the trademarks of the Uncrustables
frozen sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, so here are the Trader Joe's. It's crustless peanut
butter strawberry jam sandwiches. It looks like an uncrustable, I guess,
but it is, uh just as crustless. It doesn't say uncrustable.
I don't know what their complaint is that the actual
thing looks too much like and uncrustable.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
They said that consumers immediately recognize Smuckers uncrustable sandwiches by
their unique design features, which are protected by several United
States trademark registrations.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
So you can't do anything.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That's so if I make a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich and they cut off extrame much alike, I'm.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Gonna get sued.
Speaker 11 (14:59):
I have a little device that does this sauce. Yeah,
it makes a little uncrustable.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're next up, and the Smucker's lawsuit targets next in
their sights Amazon.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, so what's it called?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I hate crust?
Speaker 11 (15:15):
I know it's some sort of uncrossable cutter crimper? Wait it,
what do you do with your crusts? Well, you eat
them compost?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Why would he eat him? If he doesn't, it's not
it's not for me. It's for my grandson. But oh, okay,
I eat the cross. I don't don't care. But do
you eat his crust?
Speaker 11 (15:37):
His crust? Probably know this is great? A bunch of those.
I have a metal one, but that's the plate. Yeah,
there you go, sandwich cutter. Okay, so similar to that, but.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
It's perfect, makes him round. Yeah, look at all the
waist do you have there?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Though?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
All the corners, that's where acrossable is. But they're making it.
I know they're making the doll like that there. All right,
go on dish.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
All right, So I know Jeffrey's gone, He's back at
his fence company.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
But did you know that YouTube was down for quite
some time?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah? Well, somebody emailed me they were going for Zirk
that YouTube was down.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
The people losing their minds.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They said that they were anticipating riots in the street
if it continued on much longer.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
This person was very very upset. I wonder what, uh,
Jeffrey's whole family, because that's all they do is watch.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, YouTube, Yeah, so there were I think they have
resolved all their issues.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I don't know if you can get on anyone they
were doing.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But I went right after I got that email, I
went to YouTube and that weren't fine for me. But
I did seem to notice that their interface had completely changed.
Did they update that recently or was that just yesterday?
Like everything was completely the website or yeah, I was
on the website. Everything looked different, player looked completely different.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Looks same to me.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah to me.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Let me see.
Speaker 11 (17:05):
Let me see if I could pull U that was
my browser yesterday because I use a Brave browser, which
is Chrome. It's based on Chrome, but sometimes YouTube doesn't
like it because it cuts out all the ads.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
But yeah no I used regular Chrome. It didn't work.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So so this this.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Does not look for me.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
This looks like, hey, this is funny because this always
anytime I type YouTube, it auto completes to this guy's video.
And it's this dude who made He sent this in
to us. It's a remember that video the guy made
when he was fifteen years old, and it's so he's.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Them going up doing the air forman ilways saying to
YouTube this comes up and I was like, what is
this video that keeps coming up?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
We've got he's gotten more views on this video that
he posted twenty years ago on YouTube than than ever before.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Oh, because it's completely in your Yeah yeah yeah but
wait so okay, yeah, this looks normal there.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But wait, let me see if I can make this
happen again. I see that, doesn't that looks different? Doesn't
that look different to you?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
With this down here on the bottom, these rounded.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Control yeah, yes, that's total. That's different. That's not that's
not how it normally is. Ignore that that's something we
have going on. But this is yeah, that's way different.
That is not the normal YouTube player.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
All right, go on to finally, Rover, I'm gonna give
you four ways to improve your relationship. It'll just take
sixty seconds for you to do these things from a
psychologist who shared his tip for how to improve relationships
in just.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
One minute a day.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Get in the routine of doing any one of these
and it will work.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Hand over your credit card.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
A one minute hug after a long day of work,
even a twenty second hug can lower cortisol and boost
the bonding hormone.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
My wife and I hug every single day.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I came home, I got hugged, and I was like,
what are you doing? I said, what are you? What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Embrace thought that she was cheating on you or had something.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Are you hugging me right now? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Like being do you just want to hug? And I'm like, no,
I don't want to hug. Did you hug her back
I was sitting there just or did.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
He just have your arms straight down to the side.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Staring forward to going, why are you doing this? What's
going on? What did you do wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And what was her answer of why she was hugging
you out of the blue. My wife and I hug
every day, but yours.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Hard to believe that you're hugging everything.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Forget about that.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I don't know. I'm a hugger, snitcher, hugs, never hugged.
We hug.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
We also, uh talk, we hold hands.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I lift up my shirt and show her how fat
I am. And then I touched my bear's stomach to
her bear's stomach, just to show how fat I am.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I don't do that either. I thought that was it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't know what was the explanation? Are you doing?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Usually, if this is going on, she had some sort
of nightmare that I have uh left her, left her
or something.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh, and so then she throws herself in her I see, okay.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Maybe she needs a little more affection just in general,
and she's worried about this.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Maybe possible, I'll pull I'll press my stomach a concerts later.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Today, Yeah, randomly today. It's so gross. Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Also, moment of gratitude before bad at Each of you
share one thing that you appreciated from that day.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
It could be a big thing.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Or a small thing, just something and not just not
just to say it.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Like you just go through the miss garbage.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
This is this, this one, this was all do you
remember for whatever reason? And it's chicks. I don't meet
the stereotype, but it is chicks who drive all this crap.
Remember about two years ago that is the catchword gratitude,
And I'm gonna have I have this notebook and I'm
going to write down all my gratitude for the day
and all this it's so garbage. And then guess what
(20:57):
people do that They're like, oh, this is all this
is a lot life changing. They do it for a
week and then they go nothing really changed and this
kind of sucks to do that, and I'm not going
to do that anymore. So now that's that's hogwash.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
A quick morning check in just take a minute in
the morning just to check in on them.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
How is you know? You good?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Is there anything that you need from me? Anything I
can do? How can I support you today? Just letting
them know you're there. That would go a long way.
And then finally, a silent ritual you could try deep
breathing or just hold hands something that is just silent.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
But you all right, yes, that's just busy, so much good.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You want to bend over and kiss our ass watch
Live right there on your.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Stupid smart boat.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
You search for Rovers Morning Glory in the app store
or Google Play.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We were talking about shaving really here, missus Mansfield says,
my husband shaves Mike Bush all the time. I no
longer shave myself. It's wonderful, she says, So maybe you
and Skinny need to get in on this, Crystally, you
(22:18):
just let him shave your bush.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
I trust him, I'll try it. I'll try anything once.
Billiam says, I hear you, Rover. We had an Afghan
barber in Afghanistan on our fob.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What is that forward operating face A face?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's when I was it's buying
a white an operators. Yeah. He would line up our
haircuts with a straight razor at the end, and I
always wondered if he was Taliban and he would cut
my throat open. We had to get that haircut, though,
and he actually did a good job.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
He stopped showing up.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
One day we heard he actually was refusing to pay
the Taliban their dues since he was accepting American money,
so they killed him. Yeah, that's sad. King Gizzard says,
I shaved my wife's bush regularly, And Bruno says, men
who shave their ass crack are one hundred percent taking
(23:18):
it up the ass for sure.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I you know, I shaved my ass crack from time
to time.
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Oh secrets out now, and I am one hundred taking
it right up the old poop.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Shoot.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I I don't do it as much as I
used to, but you know, from time to time.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I still it's a real hassle, though. Are you doing
it for less? Dingle berries? Just a nice smooth feeling.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
What happens is I really kind of get when I
shave the balls and the taint, I just keep going.
I go, oh, might as well look at all his
hair like it just keeps going and going and going
right up the ass crack. It's so I get a
little obsessive compulsive about it. But it is such a
hassle that I don't do it very often. Now, maybe
(24:08):
if I had this is, maybe I need be too
to start shaving my ass crack.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
How would I do that?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I lay on my back, I put my legs up
over my head like I'm a.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Baby being changed, and that would be good. Yeah, I
think that's the way to do it.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Now.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
You just scream for her when you're in the shower,
and then she comes in and you spread them.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I did just have to do that the other day.
I got into the shower and I realized I had
not put a towel out. She normally puts a towel out,
but I took a shower at an unusual time the
other day.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
No towel.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now I have to get out of the shower and
walk across the bathroom, leaving wet footprints all over the tie,
which makes it very slippery.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
It's a fall hazard, dangerous.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Normally, if I was in a hotel or something and
I needed a towel, I would just go and she
would leap out of bed and she would get a
towel for me. I tried to do that very loudly,
but she was down stairs, so I.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Couldn't she couldn't hear me.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
So luckily my cell phone was outside the shower, so
I used Siri to text my wife.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I said, I need a towel. Are you hiding?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Rocked?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
What she was doing, and she ran upstairs and got
a towel and brought it to me.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, I've definitely done that. We have Google home so
I can go hey, and I say the word broadcast
and then all of the speakers in the hospital will
command her from above and she springs and as very
snows spring.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
But do you sometimes wonder as like you're waiting, You're like,
did that go out? What's taking so long?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, I'll tell you a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Do you have your towels in a warmer?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
No? Oh, that would be pure luxury. That would be
very nice. And Heather says, I shave my boyfriend's pubes.
He loves it when I shave his balls especially, So
I guess this is more of a thing than we realize.
I've got to take a break. Eight six six. You know,
Rover is our number. Eight sixty six nine sixty seven
(26:04):
six eight three seven, will be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Hang on, and don't even think about farting in church.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
But if you do, get it on video and send.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
It to us.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
This is Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Kayla sent a text, I'm so sick.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
I'm sick.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sick. So I'm trying my hardest not
to call in and bug the hell out of you
until you view this fent trank video.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
But people need to see it. We're just talking about that.
You just mention this.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
There must be some video going around to one of
these drugs.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
It just it starts eating away people's skin and bones,
and it turns them into zombies essentially, and it.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Just makes you like, stop mid you see the pictures
makes it look like you're a zomb eats away your
flesh somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, I'm just looking at all of these text means.
What do you think of the new text system?
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Charlie? You like this? I like that.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I really like everybody has a profile picture if they
upload it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yes, everyone has a profile picture and added gender yesterday too.
I said, you know what, we could make everyone a
little blue circle around their picture if they're blue, a
little pink look.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Like they're female.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
And then I decided, I debated, I go, should I
put an other gender in there? Or just male? Female?
Right now the rovers Morning Glory system has only two genders,
male or female. I'm not the judge, you know, it's however, identify,
but so you can now, is there an advantage for
you texting into the show, You're not going to see
(28:05):
a whole lot. It's easier to set your name and
things like that. It's just easier. It's an easier way
of doing it. Well, everybody's just in case they're missed it.
Yesterday you made a whole new text system.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Ends. They have to text the word menu that's right,
menu m E and you for those that can, and
then it'll and then it will reply back with a
link that you click. And then you can set up
your little profile. You can set your name and location everything.
It's great.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I like it because I can see pictures of people
the you know, you kind of get an idea of
who's texting in. You can set if you want, you
can set your city and state and even your birthdate
so we can know how old you are.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
It's more of the advantage comes from us here in
the studio. It's just much more.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It presents more information to us, and it's just smooth.
We've had we had the same texting system for uh,
I want to say, oh my god, let me think
I think I think that was made in It was
either two thousand and eight or twenty twelve. I don't
remember exactly, but it's so we're going on like fifteen
(29:17):
plus years roughly of having the old and it had
some glitches it It would glitch out from time to
time anyway, So we have a new text system that
we're using here now. The number is exactly the same
eight sixty six nine sixty seven six eight three seven,
but you can text the show and then if you
(29:37):
text the word menu to that number, it will do
exactly what Charlie said, send you a link, and then
you can set various options and things like that, and
maybe it will become even more sophisticated as time goes on.
And I know it hasn't been implemented yet, but the
plan is that we can also pop up by hitting
(29:59):
a button. We can can pop up a lower third
if we want to show somebody's text or what they said,
or the profile picture or whatever. We could do all
of those things. So it's it's cool for us, hopefully
it will be cool for you. I mean, it's not
a whole lot of you know, you're still sending text
in it's not much. How could that possibly change much?
But the management of how you set your name is
(30:22):
much easier now we've also implemented a thing before you
set your name. Think about this, Okay, I want you
to think you can only set you can only change
your name once every thirty days.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh really, And that's because I.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Don't know if anybody was doing it, but in my mind,
when we're reading texts come in from people, if you
change your name and then it makes it look like
you're texting in as somebody else or whatever. So we
put a thing in where you can only update your
name once every thirty days. Okay, I speaking of genders.
(31:07):
I saw that a study and this is this all
over the news yesterday. There is a study from the
University of Buckingham. I don't know where that is. I
think it might be in England or something, because they
have a Center for Heterodox Social.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Science whatever that means.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
And center is spelled ce ntre, which makes me think
that's weird, like color colo you are. Anyways, they have
a new study that suggests that transgenderism, that it's a fad,
and that it is dying out amongst American youth, and
(31:51):
that the rising tide now is straightness. Now, some people
will mistake what I say. They hear me say that
I don't like in transgender women playing female sports because
they were born a man. That's just that's just fairness.
And they're like, you're anti trans. I don't care what
(32:12):
the hell you do. You want to live as if
you're born a man, you want to live as a woman.
It really has zero bearing on me. I do not care.
The only thing I care about is if it's fair
when it comes to athletics, because I don't think it's
fair that you could train your entire life as a
girl and then some guy comes in and goes, now
(32:32):
I'm a girl, but sure I can run twenty five
percent faster than you, or swim faster than you, or
lift more than you, and now I'm the world record
holder of this, and yeah, you're in second place.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Screw you.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I do not like that. You're never going to convince
me of that. You're never going to change my mind
on that. But so I'm not anti trans at all.
I don't care what you do. I will and I've
always said this. I do believe that a lot of
it is so social contagion, and people will, oh my god.
I've said this in the past and people got bonkers
over this, you know. Rover oh, I have a trans
(33:10):
third cousin once removed, and I okay. Social contagion is
a real thing. And the more kids are into it,
and it's like a quote unquote cool thing or a
rebellious thing, the more kids are going to do it.
(33:32):
It's it's just a fact. I don't know how anybody
could possibly deny that. There's also no other reasonable explanation
for how did we go from like one half of
one percent of the population being transgender ten years ago
to now studies that say that like thirty five percent
of kids or forty percent say they're gender non conforming.
(33:54):
How do you explain that it doesn't happen overnight. That's ridiculous.
It again, is the social contagion. Just like vocal fry.
Vocal fry wasn't a thing twenty years ago until the
Kardashians came out and then everyone started talking like this.
(34:15):
You think that just popped up, you know, like people
like in different parts of the world started doing that
spontaneously without being influenced. Now, it's that is a prime
example of social contagion. So they did this study, and
they they do this study. Actually they look at various
(34:35):
things and they look at various statistics and they, you know,
keep track of this on an annual basis, and they
show that there was a nine percent drop of all
respondents identifying as non binary in twenty twenty three. I'm sorry,
nine percent responded on non binary in twenty twenty three,
(34:58):
now just three percent this year. Claim that, so what
is the explanation for that? They might be right, it's
fallen out of fashion. I do believe that some people
have this, you know, like some people really believe, you know,
there are people who believe. Have you guys seen the
(35:19):
guy who wants to Like every now and then there's
a story about a particular guy or whatever, Like they
have a thing where they have a like their arm
and they're like, I need to cut my arm off.
I want to be an amputee. I gotta get I'm
not supposed to have this arm. There was a story
years ago that we talked about where a guy he
kept trying to get his arm amputated, and they want
amputato's arm.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
So what did he do?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
He I think he put his car up on a
jack and said that he was working underneath his car,
but he really just made the jack, like, you know,
kicked it out or whatever from the car, and then
the car fell onto his arm.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
He was taken to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
They had no recourse other than to amputate his because
that's how desperate he was for his arm to be amputated. Now,
that's a very unusual case, very strange. In his mind,
it's completely legit, completely real. He really feels that. And
I believe there are people who are transgender who really
(36:19):
believe I'm in the wrong body or whatever. I believe that.
I don't believe it's as high as what we've been
led to believe over the past five years. I do
believe that is a social contagion. Do you think that's
falling out of fashion? Tear? And also Conservatism is starting
(36:42):
to rise amongst kids. Now, we saw this with the
Charlie Kirk murder. He was very influential, And I said, I,
we didn't see that with his murder, but I guess
it's sort of highlighted to me how influential that guy
was with young adults and kids in trying to spread
(37:07):
the conservative movements. And so I think that that is
actually sort of now more fashionable when it comes to
I don't know, what would you say like seventeen year olds, Charlie,
would you.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Say yeah and not just say but Andrew Tait and
those dudes or people like him alpha guys.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
I think those are big, big to the young young
dudes right now.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
But remember we used to talk about that a lot,
Alpha being alpha beta, and you really don't hear it
as often as because you're older.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I think that's it. I think this is this.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Is big thing that that just fell out of fashion
over time too, like, but I think that's big with
kids right now.
Speaker 10 (37:48):
Sigma alpha Sigma yea the time.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
That's a step of But well, alpha is your top dog.
You know, got alpha's betas whatever else. The thing is
that the charge is zadas. Then you've got sigmas. They're
lone wolves. They're badasses on their own. It's slightly different.
So they're not a pack leader. They have no they
have no pack, but they are a leader amongst themselves
(38:13):
and that's big with leader of one.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
Oh my daughter use it usually if I I'll say
somebody or do something and she's like that's sigma, Mom,
Like whatever, it is your sigma because I did this right.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm not a parent. I won't be able to put
up with this crap.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
I also think that the non binary stuff too, is
a lot of kids figuring themselves out and people figuring
themselves out, and one day you might feel a certain
type of way and as you explore more, you go,
you know what, never mind, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
And you were.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Vilified if you said that though, like if you were
to say, oh, this, this could just be what you
said there it was exploring you. You were a bad
person for discounting somebody who's transgender.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
It's not a fad, it's not a phase. Nah, I
shut up.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, it is for a lot of people, and then
they figure out, not really my thing. So I guess,
I guess I do believe it is sort of I
guess falling out of fashion to some extent. Now, it's
hard to believe because every TV show that I turn on,
if you want to get a series greenlit on Netflix,
(39:22):
for instance, you have to have a black lead character,
and you have to have kind of like that close crop,
short air like woman who is like really like dresses
like a man sort of thing. Like, you have to
have that character in there as well. You have to
have like a if not a full transgender a pseudo transgender.
(39:44):
If I can say that, I don't know how to
explain it.
Speaker 10 (39:47):
Oh, I think Skinny and I were watching a cartoon,
an adult cartoon, and he was was that two girls
kissing in the background, and it was we had to
go back and rewind it because I didn't even notice
that two girls walk by and then they're making out.
It might have been a show, but everything that we
watch there is some kind.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Of oh, every single every single show there is, that's
what the guy going on in there. So it is
confusing for kids, there's no doubt about it. But I'm
seeing things are cyclical, Charlie like, you're like, oh, alpha, beta,
all of that. Do you remember just ten maybe twenty
years ago, it was all about how men are becoming effeminate.
(40:30):
What would they call it metrosexual?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Was you know, a long time twenty years ago?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Right, But I'm saying so everything comes back around, and
the big concern was, oh, people look at these dudes,
they're becoming lady like. And now you're telling me that
it's all about I'm a big alpha male, like that
liver king guy or whatever. You just want to kill
and eat raw animals and show how manly you are
and put women into sex slavery like Andrew Tait allegedly.
(41:00):
But all those things come back around.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
But this is what like kids just they read these
things that decide this is what they are. The Sigma
male thing here. I can't pull it, can't make it
any bigger, but they think the lone wolf, high intelligence,
Supreme Conference introvert, misspelled intelligence.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
Intelligence introvert.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
So this is how they like tell themselves like, oh no,
you're not a loser that doesn't have any friends. You're
actually actually you're really cool, and you're a Sigma male.
And then it goes on deep thinker of abstract abstract concepts,
keeps very few friends, but by choice, does not care
what anyone thinks. But he's also equal in rank to
the elpha. You know, this is some loser, an incel
(41:44):
that goes I'm not banging because it's my choice. I
don't have any friends because this is my choice. I'm
very intelligent, laid back and cool. Laid back and cool.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Sigma is what else full control over his emotions, referred
to as the intro verted alpha and excellent under intense pressure.
That is the Sigma male. Yeah, I guess it's a
new phrase for me. I wasn't aware of this. So
(42:16):
you you are saying that if you believe your sigma,
you're just a loser with no friends, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
If anybody has ever read one of these charts and thought,
where do I find myself on this chart? Like in
the free time, if they've looked us up, you are
probably an extreme loser. Yes, if you've ever looked at.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
A chart not made, I gr zada all the way.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Omega, I think is the bottom. I'm just reading these
from looking at the chart. The hopeless omegas are violent outbursts.
They're likely to do shooting spreees because of their total
rejection by women.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Now you say, the guys and young men are looking
at these charts, but women good stuff all day long,
like all these. Have you ever seen a woman's social
media feed, Charlie, It's filled with just these like they
look like inspirational posters, but they're just sayings of stupid stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Don't the same thing, but it's it's Andrew Tate talking
or what did I just see yesterday? It was so
fake Tony soprano, But it's ai Tony Soprano, Like an
episode like how he's so bad ass and there's pictures
of lions and uh, you know, I travel my I
I I blaze my own trail that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, it's like the joker looking badass and women do
the same, but it's just all opposite stuff about how
you know they don't need a man to be happy
and they you know, I mean, I can't even think
of some of the garbage.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Just look at crystal social media.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
Yeah, I say, that's mine's filled with especially right now.
It's a lot of love stuff and relationships and like
what she was going through that divorce.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Go back in time look at some of those posts
and you're it's gonna make you puke out of your eyeball.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
What funny is it's so the opposite.
Speaker 10 (44:08):
Now it's a complete one eighty where those were, Yeah,
you're strong and independent, you could do this and you
know all the bad things, oh, narcissism and all this stuff,
and now it's like healthy relationship.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
So why you're gonna have to help me out here?
I'm curious about this. I'm not criticizing you, Crystal. I'm
just curious why the need to share those posts that
have those sayings on there like, what what.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Does that do? I don't share them as often as
I did when I was sad.
Speaker 10 (44:39):
When I was sad, I shared a lot of those
inspirational things. Now, really I send them all to Skinny,
all the things that I like and go, oh, this
is us and this is cute, and I send him
on this He's not how many of.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Those as he sent you? He actually he does send
me a few. That's total.
Speaker 10 (44:58):
I'm sending him with them on faceboo book, on Instagram,
on snapchat.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
He can't get away from it, he said, he can't.
Speaker 10 (45:03):
Sometimes he can't keep up with how many I send him.
I try to only do a few a day, but
it can get up today.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
And that's like you, how many inspiration could there be?
Speaker 4 (45:15):
There's a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It's just all a rewording of the same thing, isn't it?
Speaker 8 (45:19):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (45:19):
Kinda sometimes other sometimes I even said, I'm like our
zodiac stuff, and I'll be like, oh, you are such
an aries and I am such a cancer and I
we're just cute little I love to cuddle your button.
It's like two animals, like cartoon characters, and this is
what they do when they get home.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
They jump into bed and then they did you get
choked up? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I'm sure you did, because if I saw it, that
means Crystal saw it. Like a week ago, the guy
who proposed to his wife with a fake Disney movie?
Did you guys see this.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
But I have? Is it in a theater?
Speaker 5 (45:56):
No?
Speaker 12 (45:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (45:57):
Oh word, I already my friend already did that a.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Fake, which is so cute. So this guy, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I think what he did because a lot of it
was in Spanish, but then the movie was in English.
They're sitting there on the couch and I guess they're
like put something on and it's supposed to be like
a trailer playing, and like, oh hey, we're going to
check out the trailer for this new.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Disney movie called I forget what it was called.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Like she said, yes, something something stupid, and then I'm like,
it's all an animated movie. And the girl looks just
like the girl who's sitting there on the couch in
real life. And then like the dog is the same
as her dog, and she's like.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Oh my god, that's just like me.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
You liked it though, No, actually I hated it. I
hated it. That's pretty cute, said.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
No, I hated it because I go, how dumb could
you be if you're watching this?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I mean the animation it was. I guess I watched it.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I watched a video that someone sent me.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Then, how dumb are you? You? Pretty dumb? I guess
are you saying the girl watching it? When you see
you watching it? Additionally, like, how dumb are you to
knock you're out?
Speaker 11 (47:08):
At you?
Speaker 4 (47:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
The guy pulls the ring out of his pocket and
he gets down and.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
It proposes to her or whatever. That's trailer probably a minute,
all right, So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
What this means, but pov something something something. I think
it's when you have a fake Disney trailer. So there
they are, sitting on the couch. He set up a
hidden camera there to watch this, and then it's going
to show you what they're seeing on screen. Exire movie.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
She's like, stop looking at me. This is Jay doesn't
look like Harsh, doesn't have glasses.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Just like most people.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
She is.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
A dreamer.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Here we go again, she dreams.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Look how excited she is.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Maybe this is Italian.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I don't know, mom, I always feel like he doesn't
want to marry.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Do you think she's making this whole thing.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Why would you react like this because they have emotions
a trailer.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
He's going, oh my god, this is like me. Yes,
and then they had like a whole Disney song.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
She said, yes, I don't think she knows yet. She's
just been waiting for him this day forever.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
She doesn't know yet.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
And then it shows them watching the trailer.
Speaker 11 (48:43):
In the trailer, he hasn't animated, said this is what she.
Speaker 4 (48:52):
Wants to happen. I still don't think she fully understands it.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Then he's really does.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
In front of the camera.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I would say, I don't think it's fake because she
would have like made herself done up a little bit better.
Like you could tell she just got out of bed.
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Here she took her socks off. That's pretty good, that's goosebumps.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
But this is what kind of sucks about AI and
all this stuff. He created this on the computer and
it's a special moment, yes, but it's not, you know,
a big moment. This is you're just sitting at home
and your pajamas on the couch and he proposes like that.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I mean, so, if Skinny's listening yet, I would want
you to set up some a day.
Speaker 10 (49:43):
You know, we're going to go do something that day,
and I'm like, oh, we're just we're going no big deal.
I don't want to be on the couch in my
pajamas and you asked me to marry me.
Speaker 4 (49:51):
That's not how I want it to go down. It
was junk. So now and really I'm the one who
pushed the marriage last time, proposed to the first time.
Speaker 10 (50:05):
The first time, the second time, I well, we're hoping
there's a second time.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
One day.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (50:11):
The first time, I already had a baby, and it
was Christmas and I was like, hey, I found this
ring that I really like and I can get it
finance right now for a great deal. Should I buy
this ring? We talked about getting married. We already have
a child.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
This is this is the you wonder why this marriage failed.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
You forced the guy to get married? He said, yeah,
I was going to do it, so I mean.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
The Amazon party, Okay, I guess we're getting married.
Speaker 10 (50:44):
And I rode on a doobie Will you marry me?
And we smoked that together and that was yeah, And
that was.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Our night of all right, we're gonna get married.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
This is a little more effort.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
You don't think the pix our trailer is a little
cooler than that.
Speaker 10 (50:56):
Yeah, I like this effort, but do it in the
movie theater. You take it the sep further. I like
the movie theater aspect of it. Out of the house.
I don't want to be in my pajamas on the couch.
I want it to be special.
Speaker 11 (51:06):
That's where I was when I proposed where on the
couch it was Christmas? Yeah, say that exactly. Almost Jeffrey too.
And how did you do it? Since I had my
ring and I proposed to it just right there on
the couch. You pull it out of your pocket and
you got on my knee.
Speaker 14 (51:20):
Of course you cry, yeah, yeah, every day years later,
take me to a museum and then, because I love museums,
and one of the exhibits, one of the little things
is a ring in a box and you go, oh, man, no,
you thought.
Speaker 10 (51:40):
On this really amazing antique ring. Oh, and then it's
will you marry?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
This is this is.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Very interesting because guys, just speaking for all men right now,
we've never thought anything like that in our entire lives.
It's all, how simply can I do this? If you
do want to get a gage She's like, oh man,
I got to buy a ring. I gotta do all this.
Like nobody's ever thought of putting that much effort into something.
Speaker 11 (52:04):
Now you can ai it, well, not until like social media.
That's that's why people think about it now.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah for you, yeah, gender review until it became big
on social media. Now it's you have to do it
if you get pregnant. Well, so you are. Are you
trying to give skinny hints that you want to get married.
Speaker 10 (52:25):
Well, I give skinny hints of I want to live
with him. That's definitely the next step I would like
to take is living together.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I hate being.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Separated from him. I want to see him every day.
That is, and I hate driving to him. I would
like to just drive home and he's there. You would
move an hour and a half away.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
I don't want to move that far. He lives an hour,
but I don't want to move that far. I want
to find some kind of middle ground where we could live.
They drive half hour forty minutes. Is he up to moving?
Speaker 10 (52:54):
Yeah, he is. We talk about it. We do talk
about it often. I do send him houses from time
to time of look at this house, Well.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
You're going to buy a house together.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Yeah, it's smart.
Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah, boyfriend girlfriend Charlie.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Stop, he's like excited, He's like watching popcorn.
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Is this is gonna be good when this one goes south?
You know the divorce was was a good entertainment.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Wait till you get a load of this one.
Speaker 10 (53:21):
Somebody did bring up on the show one day, caller
saying about renting a house, and I that's also a
good idea. I'd never thought about renting a place together
and just selling our homes and.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
Rent your guys' homes out, and then you have an
incoming come again from that. I mean, I guess you
could sell if you thought you were going to. I
don't know, But I also don't want to be a landlord.
Then I just still take care of that house. So
that's also.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (53:49):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
My ex husband actually went through the whole surprise engagement,
asked my dad and talked me into a walk on
a pier after a nice lunch and surprised me when
I turned around to give him a kiss.
Speaker 4 (54:01):
He was down on one knee asking me cute.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
And Vanessa says, we're overtook B two to Paris at
the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
That's right, very original. Can't top that.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Luke says, take the hint, Crystal, Skinny doesn't want to
live with you.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
Do you think if he.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Wanted to live with her, he would have already done it, Charlie,
like he's just putting it off? Or do you think
he really does want to live They might want to
live to good.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (54:33):
They haven't been together that long. Really a year, right, yeah,
you're year in a few months.
Speaker 5 (54:41):
You know the day. But you don't have to jump
into movie in when you're you know, he.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
Lives so far. That's what's the problem.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
You also don't want to make a big mistake and
sell your house. Sell with your house is in the movie.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
Sell your Home.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Spatially says, I opposed to my now fiance in Virginia
Beach while we were paras sailing and the company had
boats below us holding signs asking her to marry me.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
Adorable. Just a tiny bit of effort, is what I'm asked.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
Just a tiny bit of effort, you know, take me
to dinner and I turn around and there you are
a tiny There was what that guy did.
Speaker 4 (55:21):
For that girl.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Here's here's an alpha male writing in any man that
puts puts that much effort into a proposal is actually
gay and marry a guy. Uh, I've got to take
a break. We will be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Hang on,
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