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November 20, 2025 41 mins
The Golden State Killer also had a micro penis. Has Rover seen his father in law's penis? Charlie wants to see a micro penis in person. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're back to this show that single handedly keeps all
the Ihard lawyers employed. Yeah, make that money, Grover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We will get to the Shizi in just a few minutes.
I gotta tell you who else has micro penis and
what a bad person they are, just like Hitler had
micro penis. It's been genetically confirmed. Somebody says, wait a second,
so you're telling me that Hitler.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
He says, this Hitler.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Garbage is literally the definition of revisionist history. You're telling
me one of the most prolific and charismatic public speakers
in history was autistic, because great public speaking and social
skills are definitely one of the earmarks of autism. Right,
I don't know if you really had great social skills,
maybe speaking skills perhaps. And I want to be clear,

(00:53):
this DNA analysis of Hitler, his blood that was found,
doesn't say with one certainty that he was autistic or
that he had some of these schizophrenia, for instance, because

(01:15):
just as that he is genetically predisposed, very high likelihood
that he had some of these conditions, the micro penis thing,
I think is pretty factual because he you know, that's
a marker that they can tell that you had this
Calman's syndrome or whatever it's called. Brother ADYX, you're on
rovers morning Glory. Good morning, brother ADX.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Good morning, but plug testers, I want to ask you
a question, Roverer. This I'm going to show you the
hypocrisy of America. If Hitler was such a bad guy,
why was he named Times Person of the Year in
nineteen thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, he was named that because he was probably the
most influential person on events during that period of time.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Isn't that what they talk magazine person of the year is.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Now, I think the real question is who funded Hitler
in Germany, in the and the SS to take out
these poor Jews that was in nineteen in Germany and
Poland nineteen thirties.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
You know who funded that other jewshus rough Child, oh
the roth Child.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Ah yeah, community, Yeah, this shows you, This shows you.
You and glorious bastards have no clue what the hell
you're talking about. I say, all right, well, but it's
very it's very entertaining though, Okay, all right, And there's
no such thing and there's no such thing as Jewish blood.
White people are white people, whether they're Jewish, Muslims or Christians.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
Blood is blood.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
There's no such thing as Jewish blood.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Really, so they can't do a genetic test to see
if you come from I'm Scandinavian country for instance. Nope, No, okay,
all right, it doesn't work. It doesn't work that way. Okay,
brother X, thank you, all right, I appreciate it. Bruce

(03:15):
in Florida, you run Rover's Morning Glory in the morning, Bruce.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
Hey, good morning. How's the gang doing.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
All right? When I'm sixty five years older, and when
I was a little kid, we had a little song.
We used to sing about Hitler's on Hitler's on private parts,
and it goes like this, Hitler had only one big ball,
Rumbo had two, but they were small, garring they looked

(03:44):
like herrings, and mister Gobolls had no balls at all.
Remember that.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
I don't I.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
Don't.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't remember any personally, but man, you.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Did a good job with that.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Bruce.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
And it turns out to be true. I know that
they did troops.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't know if that's the same one that the
British troops were singing but they did have a song
about Hitler's balls, and I guess it turns.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Out to be true.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Undescended testicles is what he was afflicted with.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Mike, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 10 (04:18):
In the morning, Mike, going, Hitler didn't commit suicide. He's
escaped to Switzerland with a bunch of the other Nazis.
We got some of their scientists. The skull that they
have of Hitler, supposed suicide skull. They did testing on
it and it was a femalees DNA.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
What about this testing they did from the couch that
they matched to Hitler's family.

Speaker 10 (04:45):
Now that that's could be you know, I could cut
myself and do that. You can air, Charlie, look it up,
though it's pretty well known.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Look it up, Charlie, me. Look, I just did it.
Turns out you're wrong.

Speaker 10 (05:01):
It's been talked about on.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Earlier about some other idiots.

Speaker 10 (05:09):
Yes, about the idiotic sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh okay, ah, all right, okay, that's the demonic six seven? Yes, okay,
all right, So Hitler survived, he escaped, went to Switzerland.
Six seven is demonic? What are we going to have next?
All right, Mike, thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Roxane.

Speaker 11 (05:30):
Oh jesus ay, what's happening.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
So I've been sending like the House three ds, like
going through the recent file release, not the not the new.

Speaker 12 (05:43):
One that's going to come out that he just signed,
but the one they just put out.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Five.

Speaker 12 (05:50):
Yes, I am literally sitting here like I've been crying,
Like I had to just go lock myself in the
car and cry the other night.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
But you're not going to believe this.

Speaker 12 (06:00):
I have like actual names, like names were named for
the first time ever that have been redacted until this
relief happened. And I don't know how many people found
the names like like I did, because I haven't seen
a lot of it on social media.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
But there's a book that was given into evidence or in.

Speaker 12 (06:18):
The investigation called The Billionaire's Playboy Club that Virginia wrote.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Before she wrote her memoir a long time ago, and.

Speaker 12 (06:25):
It was never published and it was.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Only ever seen through the evidence or the investigation, which
was done by James Comey's daughter Marine, who read this
book and did not.

Speaker 12 (06:37):
Do anything about what was in it because in the
book she describes how Eva Duban and Glenn Duban, which
we've talked about before on.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
The show to refresh my memory? Who's Eva and Glenn Dubin?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
So Glenn Duben is a hedge fund billionaire, and Eva
Dubin runs.

Speaker 12 (06:54):
Mount Sinai Hotel in New York City. She specifically runs
the breast.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sign it is but okay, yeah, she runs the ironic.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Sy and I.

Speaker 12 (07:04):
However, you say the ironic thing is she made Virginia
as a teenage girl massiress while naked and pregnant with Selena,
who's her daughter, her and it's her.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
And Glenn's daughter.

Speaker 12 (07:18):
She's grown up now. But I had once called in
and told you how Epstein had been grooming this baby
since birth from the Duban because Glenn was his best friend.
And he hooked Eva, who was an Eva Anderson, you know,
pageant lady, up with this guy, and that was his
em to hook.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Up the pink of I saw. Epstein's brother has alleged
that Trump hooked up or Epstein hooked up with Melaia.
What do you think of that?

Speaker 12 (07:45):
Ooh, I think it's probably possible because he.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Was literally dabbling in the.

Speaker 12 (07:51):
Model world so much. But but but let me just tell.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
You the names were named that Glenn.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
Raped her on the floor described in detail, like what
it was like, how he ripped her clothes off, and
that Eva Duban, who runs the Breast Center in New York,
had her massage her breast while pregnant naked on a
bed with her husband there naked, which.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Proves everything I've been saying all these years. Why aren't
the FBI doing anything? Why didn't James Tomy's daughter do
anything about it? Not just that, but also Paris Hilton's dad, Okay,
Paris Hilton's dad.

Speaker 12 (08:24):
What's his name, Richard rip whatever they call him? Okay,
offered offered Virginia and escaped from Epstein by coming to
work for him doing the same thing, but he would
tie her triples the.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Money, okay, So and then he made her give him
oral he.

Speaker 12 (08:40):
Raped her at that time. So this is all in
the book, names named, no redaction, And like I'm just over.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Here, like my mind is blown because I know when.

Speaker 12 (08:50):
This next release comes out, if there's gonna be even
more names, what are you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
You're gonna lock yourself in a bunker for like three
weeks and just read every single thing that comes out
when they release these Epstein files.

Speaker 12 (09:05):
I know it's so hard to like get through them.
I don't even know, you know how I'm gonna because
I have like my own life, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is it like so you locked yourself in your car
and you were crying after reading all of this stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now, like I.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
See stuff on the news or on YouTube or whatever,
and I go, oh, my god, that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Look at these people.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You know, whatever happens, you know, people getting bombed or
blown up or whatever, you know, things of war and
I homes being destroyed, whatever the case may be bad things,
And I go, oh, that's awful for these people.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
But I never like cried over like cold.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Do you guys find it strange that she would lock
herself in the car and cry after reading these documents?

Speaker 8 (09:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well her, no, but somebody else yes, Yeah, I can't
do this.

Speaker 12 (09:59):
Have you ever I had a detailed rape testimony of
a teenage girl over and over and over detail, okay,
and then and then that her abusers are literally running
the country like the ex Prime Minister of Israel, a
hood Barack, raped.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Her so violently she bled out of every hole and.

Speaker 12 (10:19):
Couldn't follow her breathe for weeks, and she begged Epstee
never to make her go with a hood Barack again.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
And these are people who could have you killed.

Speaker 12 (10:28):
And it looks like a suicide, just like they did
to her, because I don't believe she killed us. But
there's another interesting story in there.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
I just want to mention it to either artist quickly.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Lena O, and she'll probably try to assume me for
saying this. All I'm doing is repeating what I've read.
So this girl supposedly met Epstein when she was twenty
one at the time, Virginia thought she was a teenager
too because she looked young. Well, she was a dominatrix chick, supposedly,
so she would like beat the crap out of Virginia

(11:00):
during their rape sessions with Jeffrey and like smacker as
hard as she could till she was on the ground,
and then stand over and just like basically abuse her worse.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Than you know, anyone other than the brock eye.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Now, why would why would she sue you just because
you're repeating this. But what you're saying is you're you're
just you're just telling us what you saw this in
this documentation.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Right.

Speaker 12 (11:22):
Yeah, So she came out as I'm gonna get money
from the Jeffrey Epstein thing because I'm a victim too,
and Virginia, while she was so alive, called out and said,
you're not a victim, you're one of the abusers. And
she said, no, you shouldn't be. You should know better.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I was a victim. And she sued Virginia for whatever
the thing is, defamation or whatever, and so basically.

Speaker 12 (11:47):
Virginia knows that this girl was like the most violent
dominie trix chicks who she had took her shopping and
got her all these weird constraints where they would have her,
you know, like fifty sheets of gray, but worse, like
tied up in all weird ways. And this girl was
to pick it all out for her and then act
it out with her.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
And then this lady makes a painting for Epstein of
the two of them that's really disturbing and does a
sculpture of Virginia's head and puts it in the met
Metropolitan Museum of Art. And this is all in like.

Speaker 12 (12:19):
Nineteen ninety nine, two thousand, so anyway, her name is
Rina Oh, and she has a picture of Virginia from
when she was sixteen on her Instagram.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
If you go to it right now, it's the first
picture she ever posted, and it's.

Speaker 12 (12:32):
A never before seen photo. The news has ever put
this out. Only Rina Oh has put this picture out.
And there is a mural of Maxwell and like a
half naked black girl in behind Virginia when she's like sixteen,
and she's wearing that same shirt.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
She wore when Prince Andrew came and rapes her in
that photo.

Speaker 12 (12:51):
They actually released that photo anyways.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
All right, all right, well you've given us a lot
to digest here, Rod Sham.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, but you keep up that good work there.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
You you do a deep document dive and somebody has
to do it.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
It's not gonna be me.

Speaker 12 (13:07):
I don't have the record.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, all right, yes, put on record what.

Speaker 12 (13:13):
The Dubans Glenn Dubin either Dubans, Selina Duben and also
you know Richard Hilton and hud Barack all walking free,
just chilling record.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
All right, it's recorded, Okay, Rock sand thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I appreciate it. We'll see how it all shakes out.
It's on a record.

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
The other persons. We learned that Hitler had micro penis.
So you think that would drive if you had a
teeny Think about your life, Charlie, if you had anytime
you met a girl, Like, think of how embarrassing it
would be if every time you met a girl and
you got to have sex for the first time, you

(13:59):
had to face the humiliating prospect of showing this incredibly
small micro penis to a woman for the first time,
like you probably would just never even want to have
sex eventually.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Think after a couple of laugh I mean, you're getting
laughed at, you're getting mocked. You're just gonna give up.
You try a couple of times. Do She had an
experience once with one person and she's still talking about
it forty years later. I know about it. I know
about that, her experience with the person with a micro penis.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, Scott says, Wow, any worse for this
guy his life? And yeah, have you ever whatever happened
to Scott? Have you kept up with where Scott is?

Speaker 8 (14:41):
No?

Speaker 13 (14:43):
Uh, yeah, he went through a divorce and a couple
of years ago we reconnected and he was.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Wanted to go too.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Yeah, he and I realized why I had ended it
the first time.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
So this guy tried to hook up again.

Speaker 13 (15:02):
Yeah, he was, He got married, we broke up, he
got married.

Speaker 11 (15:06):
Now he's divorced, and he's like, you know, you guys
would if they get divorced, their immediate first reaction is
probably to go, who.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Have I slept with in the past? Like this is
a low hanging fruit?

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Now?

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
It was just all encompassing smothering, and I just was
too much.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Were you about to hook up with him again?

Speaker 9 (15:25):
We were talking? Oh, just talking.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Even micro penis guy. But this is weird, so you
would end the idea. But I guess I guess you
loved him. But and you hate sex.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
He was good an other things. I didn't. I don't
hate sex. You think he was good at other things?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
What things?

Speaker 9 (15:42):
But he just stuff?

Speaker 7 (15:45):
He said.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
But he said, that is the one person you canna
have anyal with a guy with micro penis, right, okay, all.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Right, yeah you want back knock yourself out, pal, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Well, anyways, there's another person that had micro penis, and
that is the Golden State Killer. Do you remember this
guy that Pat Oswalt's wife remembers she wrote like a
book about finding the Golden State Killer and it actually
kind of like cracked the case or whatever. Well, they
got this guy's name is Joseph James DeAngelo. They got

(16:22):
him years ago and they determined that he has micro penis.
This is one of the things that gave him away
because before he was murdering people, he was raping people.
He was known as a I don't know, the Bay
Area rapist or whatever the hell he was known as.
And all of the victims will go, they go, okay,
describe him to us, you know, the police, and you

(16:45):
know what did it colorize, did he have what did
his hair look like? And then they would get down
to some other identifying factors, the penis, and they all
said he had an incredibly tiny penis.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Really yeah, there was one story.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I watched a documentary about this and there was a
woman I think she was in the documentary. She was
fifteen years old when she was raped by this guy.
I think she was home alone or something and the
guy broke in and raped her I think three times
over a two hour period. And I mean, it's really
heinous crimes at this guy. He was a former police officer,

(17:27):
and just really heinous crimes at this guy committed.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
And I guess all of.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
The victims said that he had a teeny tiny penis,
and that is one of the things that gave him away.
There's a book that has come out from one of
the former prosecutors. I guess that is writing a book
about the Golden State Killer. And they say that, let
me read this for you.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Here that.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
The district attorney says that there was no DNA linking
him to the cases, so I needed circumstantial evidence corroborating
his identity as the East Area rapist. I needed to
confirm the extreme smallness of his penis.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
This is all according to this DA's book.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Cops and a photographer were assigned to take pictures of
DiAngelo's Genitalia once they had him in custody.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
The photographer kneeled down.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
To do so to take pictures of his penis, but
he grew frustrated after several failed attempts.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
At that point, one of.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
The police officers threw up his hands in the air
in exasperation embarked.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
There's nothing there.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
The police came back and reported to the district attorney
they had to give a detailed report.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Of his penis.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
They said, quote, it's smaller than the circumference of a dime,
and in length is equal to the tip of your pinky.
What so think about this the tip of your pinky,
just from here to here.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's that is the length of this guy's penis. What
would you say that is half an inch and half
an inch? That's not an inch, half an inch, three
quarters of an inch and I would say I'm pretty
small pinkies, I guess I would say that that.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Is the circumference of a dime.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
So this part, from this part right here is the
golden state killers penis right there.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's it? Right?

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Are you born a hepher dit or something?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, that's the size. No, the guy that you were with,
this is the size of his penis. Yeah, kidding me.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
Very small.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's actual micro penis. That's not just a small penis.
That's that's medically micro penis. That's crazy. Yeah, I almost
want you to sleep with him again, just so you
could give him a fuller part.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Let me take some pictures with a tape measure.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
From flaccid because it does it grow?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Doesn't know does micro penis grow? Explain this to like a.

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Little bit, not much?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
So, okay, so this is this flashed or is this erect?
This said this this? So this is flashid? And then
what is it when he gets is it is that
it when.

Speaker 13 (20:20):
He's erect, say, we were drinking.

Speaker 7 (20:27):
Is there anything other than the head? Is there shaft?

Speaker 8 (20:32):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (20:33):
No, it was just just a head. Just I don't
know if there was that. It was just like a
little lit so like a pretzel.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
I want to see one of these in real life,
like the wrestler chin like well, China had a like
a yeah, so it was.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
It was Scott's micro penis smaller than China's.

Speaker 13 (20:57):
It wasn't a nub. He had a unit, but it
just wasn't large.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
And would you say it was the circumference of my pinky?

Speaker 8 (21:08):
It was.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
He's married and he was married for years.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
That is insane?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Is that why they got divorced.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I didn't ask him to bring this up to him
go wow, to say that.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
This guy would also say like JU got ragged. Oh
I wouldn't you say, check out this hog? Look how
big this thing is.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
I felt bad because he, in his mind was so
impressive that.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I think it was over compensating. Like you've seen a porn.
You know what big is, you know, but maybe he thinks,
like when you watch a porn, like these are all
guys that are exceptionally this is why they're in porn,
because they.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Have such huge greenisig.

Speaker 14 (21:48):
But still like locker rooms, locker rooms, you see I mean,
even in your peripheral. It's not like you might not
be looking directly at you might see you come around.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
You come around one every once in a while, probably
a couple times a year.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
You end up seeing one another man's Penis'd say see
it every once in a while, trying to think of
the last time that I saw another man's.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
Penis, just your peripheral in the bathroom, just not on purpose,
but that you can see it.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
In the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I did look Jimmy Smich, the actor, he was taking
a leak next to me. I did purposely look at
his penis because I want to see a celebrity penis.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
Twenty four years ago.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
That was a long time ago. She's the last time
I saw a man's penis. Jefferies once a year at least.

Speaker 11 (22:31):
Yeah, that's probably okay, I guess probably outside of the
show when you saw father Why why would I see
my father.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
In law's penis that same year?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
What are you talking about? When would I see his penis?
You get really defensive about it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You can just say No, they sit there and we
watched soccer and just pants on.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
He's asked me if I if I've seen it. No, soulous,
that's the reaction because it's so just asking questions.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Okay, swim trunks.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
And you guys are in your slip.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
No, I would say probably.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I I went, uh years ago.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Maybe I was in it like a locker room, not
at a gym, because I don't really work out. But
I was on vacation and I went to get I
think my flight was leaving in the afternoon and the
hotel I was staying it had like a nice spa
slash gym, and they.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I said, I'm gonna get a massage today.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I went down to the locker room and I I
think there might have been like a naked guy or
two down there.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, because it is weird, like I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Know when I'm in that locker room and you like
you have to take your clothes off and put on
like a little roll or something to get to you know,
before you go in. And I'm not making a big
show of it, but I'm also like it goes through
my mind. I go, all right, I don't want to
just get naked in front of people, you know, But
I also don't want to look like it's like I'm

(24:16):
nervous about getting naked in front of people, So you
each have to pretend like no big deals.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
So it's weird. It's a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
So that might have been the last time I saw
and I will just go quickly, you know, like quickly,
just you know, shorts off robot right.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Some of these dudes, like they walk around like old guys.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
What the hell's wrong with you? Why are you doing this?
Nobody wants to.

Speaker 13 (24:41):
See this, Nobody cares. I don't care if you've see
my song. They're all wrinkly. Yeah, as good as it
wanted to be bizarre, just personally, I find it to
be a little bit trkind of freeing, just knowing like
don't care. You know, you're at that age.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
But I think it's like a test.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I think they wanted some how, like they think they're
trying to like exert some sort of dominant dominance or something,
or like oh, I'll get him to look at my
penis or something like, I don't know what they're up there.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
You won't look at him, nobody will look at me.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
I could do whatever I want.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
No, I purposely actually, I'm trying to make him uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I just stare right at their penis.

Speaker 14 (25:18):
We were talking earlier about Charlie trying to make himself taller,
to appear taller than all the other guys. And I'm
sure that there is some talk around teens about if
you are more you know, well endowed than your friend, like, oh,
yours is small.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
So there had to.

Speaker 14 (25:34):
Be a point of time in which guys around him
in his life were like, oh mine is five inches
my oh no, minus seven.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
I measured it.

Speaker 14 (25:44):
And this guy never thought to himself, maybe I'm no.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
He thought they were lying because think about this thirteen fourteen,
fifteen year old boys, they're gonna lie about that kind
of stuff. Well, I got an eight inch log, you know,
like just so I don't know, it is weird that
that guy would think he was Danny.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I want to which is a girl d a n I.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
She says that she experienced micro penis once and he
was also married and had three kids.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
As Jeffrey would say.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yikes, I want to see one in person. Look, no,
I don't need to see it in person.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
If you have micro penis, and you want to show
it off to Charlie. Please call now eight sixty six
youver eight six six nine six seven six eight three
seven contest to see that is the worst song on
the show. Who is the tiniest penis or deformed whatever?
Now here's a question though, bring maybe you win him
a prize. That's the person you bring to Miami, Robot, do.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
They have bush or not?

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Because we want to be able to see it.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Shave up before Charlie will put on some like medical gloves.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
And hope spread this push down.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
I want to see how small is. I think that's
great when we give that. That's the guy that we
take to Miami, show me a nice fun time with
a regular dong person gets.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
We can have a tiniest penis contest. We can do that.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I mean, I think I don't know if going to
Miami would be the prize for that.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
I don't think perhaps extending I don't think that's no.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
No, it's a cash, cash price, cash for your trouble
of having such a teeny tiny penis. That would motivate
people to come in. I think, all right, let me
consider that, worlds and you're telling me, because that is
really hard to believe. I'm a straight guy. I don't
want to look at penises in person, but that is
a little bit curious. I do want to actually see

(27:34):
medical oddity.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
I don't think it's a sexual I just want to
see how small small can get.

Speaker 9 (27:39):
They don't have surgery in Turkey for that to make it.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
I don't think there's any real dong extending, especially if
you don't have any meat to work with. I think
you need a solid base.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
No, I think they have implants or they have something like.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
It's not really real. I mean you could you're faking it,
but I don't think you're getting the same feeling.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Everything's I don't think it works. Lick me, says Rover.
You brag about how you walk around naked all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
That's at home. I don't do that out in public. Yeah, no,
that's weird, and from my wife, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
But I do walk around the house naked all the
time all the time, and it is weird. I told
you that one time, like the delivery guy came up
to the door and I was walking around naked in there.
That's not good. But I have worried sometimes, like what
if I my mother in law or something who lives

(28:33):
across the street. Sometimes she'll do what what we referred
to as a hit and run because she's not supposed
to drop off any food. I said, do not drop
off food, Do not drop off desserts, don't don't. I
don't want anything. I don't want to get fat. So
what she resorts to is taking a bag of food,
walking up to the house, leaving it at the front door,

(28:55):
and then leaving and then texting my wife is about
how she just left.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Something at the front door.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Now what if she's doing that trying to be sneaky
and I'm walking around my dongu. That's I you know,
I wanted to get all, you know, hot and bothered
when she sees my incredibly hot naked body in there.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
It could be embarrassing for that. You have to clean
the floor, clean the floor.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Because she'd get so hot and bothered.

Speaker 15 (29:21):
Well, she's outside, she's not in there. Let's see here, douji,
can you give us a shizzy? It's okay, I know
what time it is.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
On rovers morning glory.

Speaker 13 (29:38):
President Trump approves a Russia slash Ukraine peace plan. So
this was yesterday and a US delegation arrived in Ukraine
to discuss the ending of the war, just hours after
a deadly.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Russian attack killed at least twenty five people.

Speaker 13 (29:53):
But the president reportedly approved this earlier this week, and
they are trying to figure out a way to end
this war.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
It is weird because it's November.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, And isn't that strange because I seem to recall
it was going to be ended on day one, Yeah,
day one, so that would have been back in January.
We're a little behind schedule on this, okay.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Go on.

Speaker 13 (30:13):
TSA is investigating after a meat cleaver somehow made its
way through airport security onto a Delta flight. This was
at a Portland, the Portland Airport, and this was last week,
a week ago today, and the public agency said that
they're trying to figure out how a hazardous item gets

(30:33):
through TSA, especially because we're going into the busiest time
of the year people are going to be traveling.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
How does a meat cleaver get through?

Speaker 13 (30:40):
So they are going to investigate to see how they
can figure this out with security checkpoints.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
I'm also speaking of traveling.

Speaker 13 (30:47):
We told you that there is a weather system making
its way, so people traveling beware of what's about to
happen with the roadways and the airways. And they say
that Tampa, Florida is the worst city for holiday traffic.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
Have you ever been to Tampa?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I have been.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Have you ever noticed your vantage?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (31:08):
They say that Consumer Affairs analyze the fifty most populous
areas across four metrics, and they said that road range
road rage incidents were a contributing factor in the rating.
You see, Tampa saw us the highest jumping congestion and
awful things that happened, and that is the worst city.

Speaker 9 (31:29):
They happened with the holiday travel.

Speaker 13 (31:32):
There's an eighteen carried gold toilet will have a new
owner after it's sold for over twelve million dollars at auction.
It's a two hundred and twenty three pound toilet dubbed America,
first built in twenty sixteen, and it is one of
three pieces crafted by Italian artist Maurizio Catalan. This is

(31:52):
the same artist that made bank this year with a
banana taped to the wall.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
This toilet wasn't one of these stolen.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I thought that one owner attempted to steal this solid
gold toilet.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Seem to remember that in the news like a year ago.
But maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
But the guy that remember you hated this story.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
The bananas, stupid people are idiots.

Speaker 13 (32:11):
Yeah, yeah, wicked for good. The movie is set to
have an amazing weekend. They say it's looking to fly
to the year's biggest debut, and the sequel film is
expected to bring in between one hundred and fifty million
and one hundred and eighty million dollars in its opening.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
He's not a commercial for this and I just I
saw with him. I go, I have no interest whatsoever.
It's seems I still have to watch the first one.
I'll do that maybe this holiday weekend. But the second
part is supposed to be huge. And finally, Kevin Spacey
is all.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
Over the news because he is claiming that he has
no home. He says that he is paying a lot
of money following the allegations of sexual assault and he
has just taken a huge hit.

Speaker 9 (32:59):
He is living in a hotel.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
Who is this?

Speaker 9 (33:02):
I'm sorry, Kevin spaceyken.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh okay, not now that you say that it does.
But if you showed me that picture, I wouldn't know
that was Kevin Spacey. Honest to god, he has his
hair looks different glasses.

Speaker 13 (33:16):
Okay, he's been cleared of a number of the sexual
assault charges, but he says the costs over the last
seven years have been astronomical. He has had very little
coming in and everything going out, so he has hardly
any money, no home and living in a hotel.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
There you go, that's the shusy on the rovers.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Boy, there's a.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Place where the range content flows like water and the
streets are paved with skid mark?

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Is it heaven?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
No, it's better. It's RMG plus.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Sign up now at roverradio dot com.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Jeffro says, it's incredible how small my penis can get
after a cold plunge. Yeah, it can get very small,
There's no doubt about it.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Do we have people send their pictures to Crystal for
vetting first?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I already see people are telling me they're gonna send
it to Charlie at roverradio dot com.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
I want to see before, I want to see after.
We need a pre vet to make sure they're actually
micro penis, not just a tiny dog. We need the
actual micro penis.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Do you think that people will try to speaking of
a cold plunge, will people, you know, pull a cheet
in Charlie, will they come in with an ice pack
down their pants to try to shrivel up their penis
to win a smallest penis contest?

Speaker 7 (34:38):
That would work. I just don't think that works. That's
not micro. Like we just described to micro as the
head of a pinky. I don't care how cold I get.
He's never gonna look ever, look like that. Not only
the girth of it is surprising. I mean they said
it was the size of a dying. That is so small.
Just the general width of it is incredible.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I've got to take a break. Our number is eight
sixty six, Yo, Rover, We'll be right back. We're gonna
wrap everything up surely.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hang on yere.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Rover is trained transmitting the best damn morning show on
the Poddyover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Let's see here. We're gonna wrap things up here in
just a minute.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
I have an appointment I have to get to a
little bit early this morning, so gotta wrap things up.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Charlie told me he received a strange phone.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Call from a co worker yesterday.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Explain whose strange strange phone calls? Let's see the almost
never get phone calls from him. Eleven thirty four am
Am I was asleep and did not answer. Okay, no
voicemail because my voicemail was full. Then received another phone

(36:15):
called four forty Jeffrey Leroch. No, what is she calling
you for? Are asking you for a ride to work
or what? Just once to see what I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
He did not call you twice.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's weird.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
I thought it was bizarre. He just goes, how are
you holding up there, Bud? I'm good, your husband, how
are you holding up to make it? Just checking in
on you, make sure you're okay. I thought that was
very nice of that, very nice, because not a character
if he's ever thought about me ever ever, So I
thought it was very friend.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Why do you think.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
I have no? I have literally no idea.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Did he did you ask him today or did he
mention it today?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
No?

Speaker 7 (36:55):
Nothing, No, It's just I thought it was really strange
that out of nowhere he called me.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I think he felt guilty. I think he knows he
got you sick because he was sick. Then you got sick.
Now Dougie's kid is sick. I think, how did Jeffrey
get me sick? I had to sort throat Monday? So yeah,
but he was sick too. He was sick on Monday. Well,
how would he have gotten me sick?

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Were you here Friday?

Speaker 7 (37:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
So Thursday.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
I don't think you got him sick. I don't know,
all right, So wait, why did he call me? I
don't understand.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I thought maybe he felt bad that he thought he
got you sick?

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Could you accuse him of that?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Somebody said that he knew two people that had COVID
and that he must given that's why.

Speaker 7 (37:33):
Okay, So that you guys convinced me, No, he didn't
get me sick, and so then all right, you guys
said that, then he thought that he was guilty. No,
I wasn't here Friday. I was gone. I was sick
because I was. It was at a doctor's place. There's
a lot of sick people.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
A doctor's place like a hospital, like a hospital, okay,
and there's a lot of sick people around, and that's.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Just breathing getting all over, a lot of breathing.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
I agree.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
So that's why don't I go on to medical physic
for a long time. So that's why I just you
need a mask, really, I probably do. Yeah, I was
just That's exactly why I've pinpointed that because in the
rest of weekend. I didn't do anything at all. Nothing,
didn't leave the house. Really, I'm trying to think if
I went anywhere grocery shopping once. No, it is because

(38:24):
at the.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
The the hospital, anytime I go to, like the doctor's office,
there's like a little miniature hospital kind of where the
hospital or not where my doctor's office is, and you
go in there and like, I don't like breathing in there.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Man, I just and then.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
If people passed me in the hall, I gotta be honest,
maybe I'm weird. I hold my breath. I don't want
to breathe in what they're breathing out. And so I'm
very nervous in those places.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Friday, hospitals, Saturday, I don't think it did much. Sunday
A very packed grocery store, very packed grocery store.

Speaker 9 (38:57):
What are you on top of people? Like you think
you got sick there?

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Very possible. Yeah, there's a bunch of people. Anywhere where
there's a bunch of people, there's a good chance you're
gonna get sick.

Speaker 14 (39:06):
Sure, when I leave the grocery store, I use hand
sanitizer now, and I washed my hands when I get
home because I started thinking about how much stuff I
touch when I'm at the store, and how many other
people are touching it before me, And it's freaked me
out to the point that now every time I leave,
my hands feel dirty to me.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Do you know what you should try doing? Not go
to the grocery store like me for twenty years? It's fantastic.
Then I went to the grocery store Monday after work.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
And there's a woman in there just coughing so much,
and I knew, I'm like, what kind of bitch comes
to work coughing? I was sick too, but I need
to buy stuff, So what am I gonna do? I
have just but she was working, and I'm just she's
coughing like that deep that deep swims from within, and
it's just let people not come to work if they're sick.

(39:54):
I mean, I feel I don't even blame that lady,
and she probably can't call off and she's just at work,
just being sick at the grocery store, coughing on.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Everybody, speaking of being not for being sick, but I
do have an employment with a doctor that I have
to get to regarding my arm that doesn't move, So
I got to wrap things up, call her thirty. I'll
give you a fifty dollars CIRCLEK gift card eight sixty
six ye oo, ro over eight sixty six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven. They're going to keep things
going on the aftermath in just.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
A few minutes.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
If you don't subscribe to RMG plus, sign up right
now at roverradio dot com so you can watch or
listen live as they continue. You can watch her listen
there on the website or with the Rover Radio app.
Download it to your phone, your tablet, or your TV.
But if you're gonna sign up for RMG plus, please
do so on the website roverradio dot com.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Have a great day. We'll be What is it?

Speaker 9 (40:42):
Do you have a gift to give away?

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Real quick?

Speaker 13 (40:46):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Did you do that?

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Okay call it? You set a sick jo on gift card?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yep?

Speaker 7 (40:53):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (40:53):
No?

Speaker 9 (40:54):
I'm just running a list because I gotta go.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Where do you have to go?

Speaker 9 (40:57):
I have something I've got to do too.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Did you see the look.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
She gave me? Disgust? But when you're wrong, you can't
come off like that. When what do you want?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
What do you got?

Speaker 8 (41:10):
Run?

Speaker 10 (41:11):
Ron?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Because I can't say the actual word.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
We'll be back live tomorrow morning on the Rovers.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
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