THURS PT 4: Rover and Krystle like to walk around naked

Why do women use so many skincare products? Rover and Krystle like to walk around naked. Rover has his MRI today. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gugie is so dumb.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
She got grape nuts was an STD It's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
He sees rovers Morning Glory, Jusy coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
In just a moment, What do you have on the way, Dougie.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
A teenager gets busted by the help of chat GPT.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'll tell you the story next.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Johnny Ringo, you're on Rover's Moorning Glory. Good morning, Johnny Ringo,
Good morning, my friends.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Are we doing?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Just question?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
So the stats that you guys were.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Talking about earlier, regarding the difference.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Between like, you know, seventies eighties and then now.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
If anybody else is my curious as to like the
population and in them stats like out.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Considered we've grown in population compared to.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Then, Well, population has indeed grown, There's no doubt about it.
We have what three hundred and fifty some million people
in the United States of America. Now, when I was
a kid, I want to say, we might have had
two hundred million, maybe two twenty five, somewhere around in
that range. I think, Uh so, population has grown, But

(01:25):
what does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Well, It's just the factor of how they.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Were comparing what it was then.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
For jobs in housing, and you know.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Like the food shelter clothing statistics compared to now as
far as necessities and the way that the world has
evolved and the.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Population has grown. Like, I guess what tipped me off
was the guy who brought.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
On and said at eighteen it was unheard of for
a guy.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
To have two kids, two cars in a house.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
That would be like unimaginable. But I mean at what age.
I mean, I think it wasn't like in the seventies.
I think it was twenty seven was the average age
for a man to get married, have a kid, and
try to get a house by twenty seven, so compared
to now, I just the comparison scale was kind of
throwing me off.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I suppose, Yeah, I look, it certainly seems, but we
are also reinforced like, oh, everything is much more expensive
and unaffordable and you can't get ahead. It seems that way,
but I don't know if it really is or not.
I don't know the answer to that. So, uh, Johnny, Yeah,
this morning, I love it. So guys, we love you too.

(02:29):
Thank you. Sounds like he could be and uh, he's
got to be in like a band, right, some sort
of cover band. He's playing a bar Saturday nights, right,
Johnny Ringo, right, has to something exactly the Beatles. It
sounds like a lounge. Aack. No, no, no, I don't
see them.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Also, don't don't forget when I was and I don't
know what was going on exactly, but I remember when
I was a little kid. Again, I was born in
seventy five and so on, and the earliest that I
can remember, you would start talking about homes or whatever,
buying a home, so on and so forth, and you
start asking your parents, your mom in my case, and

(03:12):
grandparents like you ask questions about how things work, and
how do credit cards work, how do you know? How
do you go home? Loan work? All this stuff. At
the time in the eighties, if you wanted to get
a mortgage, like we complained about mortgage rates now being
what six seven was six percent or whatever it is,
in the eighties it was like fifteen eighteen percent. It

(03:37):
was insane. I mean, could you imagine if you if
you had, if you had an eighteen percent mortgage on
your home, you wouldn't be able to afford anything, perhaps
a shock, that's about it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I just looked up my old childhood home.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, when my parents got a divorce and they sold
the house for eighty eight thousand dollars and it was
fourteen hundred square feet.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I saw pictures of it.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
It was pretty much the exact same, the decor, everything
was the exact same.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
YEP.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think they bought it for seventy one, seventy two.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Thousand back then.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
So they who bought it, my mom and dad. They
bought it for seventy one thousand, and they sold it
for eighty eight thousand.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What's it worth today? Two hundred and sixty thousand, one
hundred and sixty thousand, looking exactly the same as it did.
It's not on the market. But the value they say, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
And I don't know what that means. Adjust but adjusted
for inflation. So people are paid more now, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
But we had a nice home back then.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, Like it was a really for us, fifteen hundred
square feet finished basement, like my dad did all that.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You think about that, Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let's see here, Tuji, are you oh buy? Let me
see here? There was another one I wanted to get to,
but I forgot scrolled down. Are you ready for these shoes? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Here we go, Kita Shozy, I'll rovers morning Glory. There's
a skydiver who plummeted eleven thousand feet to the ground
after both of his parachutes failed, fracturing his pelvis, but
by some chance he survived.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Wow miracle.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
When the parachute so they didn't deploy, They must have
come out or something though, and slowed him down a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Mitchell Deacon is his name, twenty five years old. He
had flown from the UK to take part in the stunt.
Was carrying out a tandem jump alongside an instructor when
his main parachute and emergency chute didn't open, sending both
men hurtling to earth. The pair spun out of control,
hitting the ground about thirty five to forty five miles
per hour. Both men were airlifted to a hospital. So crazy,

(05:54):
how you survived that? Does he have a helmet?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Came on? I'd like to see that most A lot
of times people will I have a GoPro or something
on the instructor.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
It remains in critical condition.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Elsewhere in the news, we have a Springfield teenager accused
of vandalizing seventeen cars in a Missouri State University freshman
parking lot with CHATCHPT plus his cell phone data busting him.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
His name is Ryan Shaffer.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
He's now charged with felony first degree property damage. His
phone was placed in the parking lot at the time
of the crime, and he also talked to chat GPT
after the alleged crime. Investigators. Investigators say they found a
conversation with chat TBT in which Schaeffer described damaging vehicles
and asked if he could go to jail. Oh, so

(06:44):
he the phone is pained there, yeah, and then he
talks to CHATCHEPT to see if he'll look at anny
jail time. An annual drive through report found America's drive
through has got nine seconds slower this year.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Despite a eyes help.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
The average is now five minutes thirty five seconds. Taco
Bell is the fastest with four minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Why do you think that.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
When I when I used to work there, that would
never fly? Not Taco Bell, McDonald's. I don't remember what
our times were. I feel like it was one hundred
and twenty seconds.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, but that's probably you're calculating the time the only
way you can, which is from the time that they
placed the order until the time you hand them the order. Well,
this I'm assuming is calculated from the time you get
in line waiting ocle. Well, we didn't have a line.
I think, I know, we didn't have a line. Pulled up.
They might have to call you back bringing out a retirement,

(07:40):
whip that place into shape.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
It was so much yelling going on to make sure,
and that's what it would always boggle. That's when I
remember when I started working there, when they started telling
people to pull off to the side for the first times,
and we'd be like, you got to pull up, and
the guy would be like, there's nobody behind me, and go,
you have to pull up though, you go, there's no
pretty behind me, he goes my times.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I gotta, I gotta address my che I don't like that.
I don't like I don't when they pull up, I go,
I don't want to pull up. Yeah, because me and
especially if you're looking at him, they're gonna they're gonna
work faster to get you out of there.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
And when you pull up and then they forget something.
Now what, I'm not at the window anymore. I have
nuggets now and I don't have sauces. Sometimes I've pulled.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Forward, and I swear to God, I think they actually
have forgotten me that I've pulled forward. It's like I've
just dropped off the screen. I don't know what happens.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Chick fil A had the slowest drive through time this
year at seven minutes six seconds. Yeah, a bear's surprise
shoppers at a grocery store in southern Arizona when it
just walked through the front door and ran around inside
for a few.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Minutes and then exited the building.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
The bear was seen in the store and then again
Monday behind the store before entering it there.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It is, I saw. I shot it on a news video.
The bear. I don't know where there it is running
through the store.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
So cute.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Would they do with it? What did they get it?
Did they kill it? I hope not?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Well, it didn't take anything.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
The officer who was nearby, they got people out of
the building. They lost track of the bear after it
left the store. All right, Okay, we have what else
going on baseball all day today? The twenty twenty five
Major League Baseball playoffs. They are currently in the Wildcard
series rounds. So we have the Dodgers. They've advanced to

(09:31):
the National League Division Series. They swept the Reds in
two games, so they're going to face the Phillies. The
other three wild card series are tied one to one,
so we have the Guardians winning yesterday. So Detroit and
the Guardians they are tied.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Series tied one to one.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
The Cubs and the Padres series tied one to one,
and then the Red Sox and the Yankees tied.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
One to one.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
What time is the Guardians game today?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Guardians game three? We played at three h eight pm Easter.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Did they change this, Well, it's gonna I don't every day,
but that's what somebody told me.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
But it was I swear to God, because even when
I was looking up tickets, I was like, let me
see a ticket. Sometimes it said one o'clock. Other times
I said three o'clock. So it was one o'clock or
three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, for me, I'm guessing you guys, maybe they change
We're televised.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Maybe they changed it when somebody like one you told
I think one of the other games, I think they
were done in the National League, so maybe they had
it's three, they had more slots available to put games later.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
If that Guardians three eight pm, and then the Padres
Cubs that's five aw eight pm, and then you have
the Red Sox and Yankees Prime time all right, eight
o eight. I'm sure the last time I said this
people would have corrected me.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, no, I believe you.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
I feel like I was just wondering if I'd making
that up in my mind or not to have changed.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
No, this one says to be away.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
The author with the most banned books in the United
States is Steve King and.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
The books Where would You ban?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
As Stephen King, there's a nonprofit pen America. They recorded
nearly seven thousand instances last school year of books being
banned across almost half of the country, with the vast
majority in Florida, Texas, and Tennessee. I found the most
banned books were by best selling scary movie author book
writer Stephen King, whose books were banned over two hundred

(11:23):
times last year. King blasted the bands on social media
and suggested people read his books to see what all
the moaning is about.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
In drou Security says that they worked security at the
game and the game is three to eight. First pitch
it was one to eight, but because these series with
the Reds is over. They moved it to three eight.
So if that answers the question there, Charlie go on, dude.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And finally, there are rumors that Keith Irvin and rising
country star Maggie Baugh.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I'm saying that correctly.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
There's sparking major buzz amid his divorce from Nicole Kidman
thanks to not only him changing the recent lyrics of
one of his songs, but a past collaboration from a clip.
People are looking at this clip from Vegas's Mandalay Bay
during their April first performance of The Fighter. So Keith

(12:16):
joins Maggie on stage and points at her just before
singing I Was Born to Love You.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
He stretch. That is a real stretch. I mean it's
just he just stretch kind of like threw his arm up,
sort of pointing in her direction. But I think that's
more like she's gonna start singing the next.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Line, right, So I went to I was like, who's
this lady, Let's go there must be a smoke show.
Let's get her Instagram. H I'm not saying she's that
or not. I'm just saying I want to Shay. I
want to tell you I have some with the comments.
This is who he chose over Nicole Kidman. Man, what
have you done to Keith Urban You're kidding me? That's

(13:10):
what people, wasn't it? Hillbilly hound?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Dog? Is this home rerecord with a cowboy hat?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Oh that's really sad.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, they're commenting on something leasure that they have no
idea whether that's true or not.

Speaker 7 (13:22):
So hard, too hard, trying too hard. Dog, he remained
the bottom of the barrel. And then they're just going
through all of her stuff. This is in your life.
What do you care?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah? I agree, what do you care?

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Now?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Here's Maybe it's something to do with the name. Rachel says.
It might be the name Keith. My boyfriend was cheating
on me and he's named Keith as well, just like
Keith Urban. So and her name is Max No, her
name is Rachel. So if you aren't dating somebody named Keith,
be a little bit skeptical of them. Okay, the word

(14:02):
to the wise, go on boogie.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
That's the shoosy young rovers borning Corey.

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Maybe I need to get into the country. Look, yeah,
drunk a little bit too much. Think there's what she said.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, let's see here. Stephen King. Stephen King's books are
banned where in schools or public libraries and at what
level of school? A lot of his books can kind
of be filthy sexually, So I don't Yeah, I don't know. Well,

(14:52):
they said certain states and stuff like Florida and see yeah,
the Columbus Jim says Nicole Kidd. His face looks fake.
What do you mean, like plastic surgery or something.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Or a lot of botox and filler and all that
fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Overboard with that, like especially just from spending so much
time in Miami Beach. Like, I don't know exactly what happens.
I guess maybe you do it and you start and
you like the look of that, and then you just
you go overboard and before you know it, you look
like an alien chick. The chicks look completely insane down there.

(15:34):
But I'm fifty years old now. I might I might
start needing to you know, I might need to go
for some procedures or something.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Oh, I might overdo it for bow time. I need
a little uh, I don't know, some botox. Maybe uh,
maybe I got to get a face lift or something.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Or your eyes are a little droopy.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Maybe you could your bobs are droopy. But I don't
bring that up.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
My boobs are perfect, Doctor Goldsmith did them. Can you
just do a little It'll just open up your face.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Do you think you're I need no, you need to
do something here with this. Uh. And then and then
I need some sort of upper bleff I've been told
by Yeah, they go.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
You look like I just said that, and now you're.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
It's not botox. That's a different that's like a surgery thing.
So maybe maybe what will happen. Maybe maybe I'll go
on our Christmas vacation and I'll come back and you'll go,
who is that? Oh my god, they got rid of Rover.
It would just be the new rope, new face, and
it'll look like one of these Because not only the
women are doing that Miami. I was just there last weekend.

(16:42):
Dudes are doing this too, man Like they're crazy looking,
like their faces are so pulled back and so tight
and just like.

Speaker 10 (16:52):
It's it's really really insane. But we're obsessed with looking young.
That is the biggest obsession I would say Americans have
is wanting to look young, and guys are obviously going
after younger, hotter ladies.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
They don't want these old It's not like something new, like,
you know, like we were just talking about homes and
what could you afford back in the day, and how
were things different. It wasn't like back in the in
the seventies eighties, dudents were like, man, you know, I
want an old bitch. No, no, they were you were
always looking for a younger, hotter woman.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
That's that's just, that's just so we like that young,
fresh look, and we've just become more and more obsessed
with obtaining that live forever and that young look.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I honestly, I'd rather live forever. I don't care what
I look like. I would rather have a longer life
than be worried about what I look like in that life. Now,
obviously I don't want to look like a gargoyle. But now,
what do you do to maintain your youthful appearance? Do
you guys spend a lot of you get botox, stougie?

(18:03):
What else do you do? You dye your hair?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I have to dye my hair. What if I don't
dye my hair like I'm going in a couple of days,
uh huh.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I if I could afford it, I would have to
dye my hair every ten days.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh my god, really, now, have you considered cutting your hair?
I know you No, No, I understand that.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
But no, I'm not cutting my hair. Why not because
I don't want to. I don't. I'm not ready to
do that.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's over. Yeah, you're officially an old lady at that point. Yeah,
you don't want to give it to that.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
No, I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Why do you want her to do it?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
He really does, because he doesn't want me to have
sex with anyone.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
It is over. If I chop all my hair off,
go old lady.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well, my wife wants.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
To cut her hair, says that there's no way she
would ever.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Really.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
She doesn't like apparently I obviously I don't have any
hair at all. But according to her, it's hot. She
claims that her hair chokes her. Now I don't know
how that's possible, but she it comes down and it's
so thick, and it comes around her neck, and she
claims that.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
It chokes her sleep at night.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Or maybe it's all the time. I don't know. Uh.
And so she she's like, I just want to chop
all my hair off now. I I don't care if
she gets shorter hair, but she said it wouldn't make
that wouldn't help if she cut her hair shorter. And
I'm like, yeah, she wants to shave her head. I go, no,
that's it's like Britney Spears once she went crazy. So

(19:34):
don't do that. Okay, So I don't douche. I just
think Douche could perhaps maybe it would be less to
manage if she had shorter.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
That's what he's saying to an old lady. No, this
is going through the dementsa. You go, hey, this is less.
You don't have to worry about it anymore. You just
wake up, get up and go, uh, why do you
want her.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
To cut her hair? Okay, don't cut your hair, not
going to cut my Why do you want her to do?
You think she looked better?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
He hates my hair with.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
You don't know what I don't know how short are
we talking? We're going like the John and Kate.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Like I've I've actually tried to figure out, like what
would my wife look like if she got her hair
like cut, like shoulder length or something. That'd be a
huge difference. And I'm like, I don't know if that
would look good or not. Yeah, we should cut your hair, DUI.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
No, a dry run with her first a trial run.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It looked like it for you? And what do you
what do you spend Do you have any sort of things?
You try to appear more youthful with Crystal, like you
spend money on? Do you have any like my wife
has a bunch of potions. I don't even know what
the hell these things do. She's putting all sorts of
stuff all over her face, though she claims she's not.

(20:54):
I only have two or three things I put on
my face. Yeah, yeah, whatever that stuff is, I don't know,
but I don't put anything on my face. Maybe I
need to start. But do you put stuff on your
face too? I did more when I was single.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
I was like, okay, I got a start layer and
all this stuff on toner and all the things. But
I just washed my face. I wear makeup every single day.
I'm lucky to be blessed with not a lot of acne.
You know, on occasion, I'll get a little pimple here
or there, But maybe I'll throw on an acne patch.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
For that pimple. Are you okay? So you get a boyfriend,
and when you get said boyfriend, you are at You're
putting the most amount of effort into your appearance.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Oh yeah, physical appearance. I'm working out every day, I am. Yes,
I was definitely putting a little bit for your boyfriend here. Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Now, he probably hasn't brought it up, and I don't
notice this. I see you every day. I'm not sleeping
with you, so I don't know, you know, like you know,
I can't compare Crystal's body today to what it was
two years ago, or her face or whatever, or hair
or anything like that. I don't I'm not paying enough
attention to that. But I'm just telling you. What it
sounds like you're saying is that you are letting yourself go.

(22:11):
I did a little Yeah I did.

Speaker 10 (22:13):
That could be a problem with the guest, and really
physical wise, I was trying to trade out time at
the gym for time with my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Instead the time.

Speaker 10 (22:21):
That I was spending at the gym, I was focusing
on spending time with him and smiling.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
I'm actually getting a lot of shape because of you,
not because of me.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
It's not because I'm sacrificing. This is how much I
care about.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
Yeah, I see he's been wanting to get on. He's
been wanting to get on the gym train as he
wants to get back into the gym, and he's like,
you know, we we should we should be healthy.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Okay, so let me tell you. That's his way of saying,
you're letting yourself go. She doesn't want to go to
the gym. He doesn't care, but he's he's like, you know,
how can I diplomatically put this to her without a funding?
Oh wow, planet whatever plant fit us two for one special.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
To my plan whenever you want.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
So, I actually have been trying to get up off
the couch, be a little bit more active than I
have been, and what about all these potions for your facials,
and also trying to not eat as much. Look, let's
limit how much food I'm intaking, which marijuana obviously helps
increase that. So let's limit that and start being more
active again. In this way, I'll feel better about myself,

(23:38):
which in turn makes our relationship more passionate because I
feel good about what I look like. Uh So, I
do want to start getting back into feeling and looking
better because I think when I I look better, I
feel better on the inside. So right now I don't
feel as good when I look in the mirror and
I walk past. I walk around naked a lot too,
and I walk past mirrors and I see what I
look like on occasion and go I don't like what

(24:00):
I see, so I do try to counteract. And I
think a lot of women do that with these creams
and things.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
They don't like what they're seeing.

Speaker 10 (24:07):
You want to prevent maybe seeing stuff in the future,
like wrinkles. My mom always told me when I was young,
start moisturizing. Now the wrinkles, they're gonna happen, So if
you could try to prevent them as much as possible.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Moisturizing, stop wrinkles. This is how dumb dudes are.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
I don't know what and don't forget about your neck.
You know, your neck in your hands. Women forget They
do all this stuff on their face and their face
looks great, but then they still have turkey neck, they
still have old lady hands. So you know, focus on
those areas too. You could get filler there. You can
do other things, but maintain all of it, not just
one part of it. Now you walk around naked, I

(24:42):
walk around naked all the time. I walk around naked
so much that a couple of days ago, I was
standing in the kitchen It's about two o'clock in the afternoon,
and I'm talking with B two and she's something about
going out to get the mail or outside something I

(25:03):
was going to do outside, and I said, I can't.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I oh, I can't do that right now. Obviously, she goes,
why not? And I go, I have no pants on.
I'm literally naked long out and she's like, oh, I
didn't even notice. Now, I don't know if that's like
a really bad thing, like I'm so tiny, does so minuscule,
I'm such a like it's almost like a mental block.

(25:27):
She's like, it's like a traumatic event. You know, people
who have been abused in the past, like they don't
remember it. They blocked it out. My wife may be
blocking out my nakedness out of her brain. But uh.
She she quickly recovered though, and was like, oh, you
do that so you I'm just so used to you
walking around. I actually had a shirt on and no

(25:49):
pants on.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Donald Duck, Yeah, why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
That's dumb.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
If you really want to know, do yes, it's being
because I normally I would sleep completely naked. I don't
know why I didn't have pants on the other day,
but at night when I sleep. I don't know why
two o'clock in the afternoon, why I was like this
the other day. But I've had a T shirt on
a lot for months now because I can't move my

(26:18):
left arm, and so when I sleep what happens. Normally
I would sleep and I put my arm up and
sleep like this, my right arm up and then you
turn over on the side and then you raise your
other arm up. Well, my arm is like paralyzed. My
left arm is paralyzed. I can't move it really, and
it's causing me to my my pit is just constantly

(26:40):
my arm is right next to my body and it's
getting yeah, it's getting disgusting in my left arm pit.
It's nasty and so I need a tight T shirt
to provide buffer. But it still gets nasty. But it's
not skin on skin nastiness, which was like giving me
like uh, I don't know, like uh right, like rubbing me, yes, yeah,

(27:05):
basically yeah, like rubbing me raw, Like yeah, I like
chafing or something on top of it. It's on top
of that because this arm isn't moving and you're just
it's just up against your body. You wake up in
the morning after sleeping all night and whatever position I'm in,
my left arm is right up next to my body. Dude,

(27:27):
that left arm, the pit, the stink. It's like, b oh,
it's so so nasty. I smell my right arm. I go,
that's like, I don't sweat in the middle of the night.
It's totally fine. You smell this left arm. You go, oh, man,
why are you shaking your head? I am going in

(27:47):
for my MRI today though, today, that's right. I'm exciting.
In fact, I need to end a little bit early
because I have an appointment time for my MRI. But
they called yesterday and they go. My wife always handles
everything for me in advance. She fills out all that paperwork,

(28:07):
you know, does the pre check in online. It's really
it's really fantastic. I have to admit. But they call
yesterday and they go, we need them to come in
thirty minutes early. She goes, why is that. I mean,
all the pre checking stuff has been done. Yeah, yeah,
but there's some paperwork. She's like, yeah, but the paperwork's
already signed online. If we still need them to come

(28:28):
in thirty minutes early, so I have to leave a
like pronto. Okay, Teresa says, lady parts are more attractive,
man parts not so much. And Westlake Rich says, if
I walk around naked like that, my wife can't resist
jumping on me. And that's after twenty years. Well, now

(28:58):
we are the opposite naked.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I just want to say my boyfriend definitely notices that
I'm naked all the time because I go to walk
past the front door or a window or something, and.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
He'll be like, what are you doing? You're naked? Oh,
somebody might see you. I'm not even care. No open. See,
that's the one thing about getting older. You care so
much less about everything. So what if? So what if
the ups guy comes and I'm naked from the waist
down and I walk past the door and he looks
in he sees me through the glass. What do I care?

(29:29):
So your boyfriend gets really.

Speaker 10 (29:32):
I don't think he cares too much, but he does
like to be like, do you remember you're naked?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
The door is wide open and it's glass. People if
they're standing right.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Can see you perfectly if you walk past there and
I'm like, hey, I'm going fast.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Nobody's really looking that hard anyways, Who cares? I've got
to take a quick break when we come back, we'll
wrap everything up. I do have kg the elephant tickets
to give away here. Uh in just a few minutes
when we come back, so stand by for that. We'll
be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang uh, you
see Rover's Morning Glory. All right, We're gonna rap things

(30:08):
up here in just a moment. I'm going in for that.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Mri.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I am. I'm not worried about it. It's not a
big deal MRIs in the past. But what I am
worried about is what is the next step if they
if they do this, then they go map nothing. We
don't see.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Anything wrong with it time, that's all.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
No, this is Oh it's not getting more, dude than
it's frozen shoulder, And you just have to wait.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
You have to work through all of it until it comes.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I'm in the physical therapy didn't do any good for me.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
You have to keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Then it'll take it intelligent.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
About two years I.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Didn't do any physical therapy because my doctor was hot,
so I didn't go back to him.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Oh, you're in this for a while.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
I mean you're probably you're already what a year in
so you're halfway through now.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I don't know when this started. At the beginning of
this year, we were halfway through. Dan says, why am
I getting so much dead air on my local radio
station KGB and Binghamton, New York. I saw somebody else
send this. I think, Charlie, maybe you'll have to send

(31:17):
an email to Eager Beaver and have him look into
this for us. I don't know if that's actually occurring.
Is it on the radio, is it on their stream?
I don't know. It sounds like he's talking about on
the radio. Let me up there, very very angry email
being fired off by Charlie right now. OKAYPS, No, he's

(31:46):
just typing in the address. I love twinks dot com.
Sorry mistake. I have a pair of tickets to see
Cage the Elephant on Wednesday the twenty second at the Agora.
If you call her thirty right now eight six six
year rover eight six six nine six seven six eight

(32:07):
three seven, good luck to you. You get tickets at
info at Axs dot com, or you can win them
if you caller thirty right now, eight sixty six yo, Rover.
What is this song? What's this one called? Cigarette daydreams?

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I don't know if I know this. Yes, I like
kJ the thing. According to my streaming thing.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
This is the second one's popular's played song.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
All right above you and Hi ro in La thinks
I have a torn rotator cuff. You've already known that.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Right, Well, isn't that what the r MRI will tell her?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
We're gonna find out.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
High Row.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I'm going to be in Los Angeles this weekend. What
are you doing there? Just hanging out? Yeah? And building
to anything event? Surfing? An event? Oh yeah, I'm in
a surf competition, that's right, Yeah, sir. Actually it's kind
of like an Ironman competition, but it's it's for skateboarding

(33:24):
and surfing. Nice and then shark wrestling. Oh okay, cool, wow,
so impressive. Yeah yeah, I'm just doing all those. You know,
it's like a twenty miles skateboard ride straight down the coast, big.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Hill, you know, hang tim bra Yeah, where are you staying?
What part of LA are you staying? Beverly Hills? No,
where do you stay when you go? I have to No,
I honestly I don't to be on the other side

(34:00):
of this.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I don't like it. I haven't booked a hotel. Yet
I'm last minute you Monica. I will let you know
when I get back Erica this week, ericab'll be it's
so important that we may not even we may not

(34:24):
even be here at the beginning of next week.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
What did you get.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
A lipa? You are such a loser freesome with dual lipa.
Well you'll find out. So Hi Row, I'll see you.
Maybe I'll see Hi Row. Maybe i'll see you. I
don't know, maybe meet up with some people.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
You're right, because when's d a Lipa? Is that Sunday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Oh, she's doing a whole bunch of shows.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
You're probably going Sunday, m hmm, which is why you
wouldn't do Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You're such a lose. He's thinking, would lie right now?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Do you have good seats?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Turnstile, it's backstage? Are you kidding me? I'm I'm on
stage with du elite. But she does say I'm bringing
out this guy.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
They can't move his arm.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
He is the sexiest man alive.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Sure, I'm getting married or isn't she engaged or something?
But he, my my fiance, is my second choice because
this guy, he was already married, but here he is
rover come out of three hands in the ear. Oh man,
he cannot wave him like he just does not care about.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Isn't she coming closer? She's going to Chicago in September.
That's way closer than La.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well, Boston. How many times are you here? I don't
get you're gonna go see her twice?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Saturday and Sunday?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Where are the shes at LA? But where the forum?
If he wasn't going, he is now.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
To be where garts Miami?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I don't know. Maybe have a place is.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Day in Miami?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I don't that's the thing you're not gonna hear Monday,
said to l A. Just we're not here Monday, okay
for sure? All right, yeah, that's correct. We'll be here
tomorrow and then we'll be back sometime next week. Oh

(36:38):
my god, depends how I hit it off with a look.
One thing leads to another.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
She's doing one, two, three or shows in l A.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Wow, Okay, anyways, so hi roll maybe I'll see uh.
I don't know if you're gonna get Saturday night, Sunday night, Monday.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
We missed all them such okay, you missed all the
Chicago shows. So this is October.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wow, all right, by m R.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Well, stop dancing and the show.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I can't when when was I? All right? Oh, I'm
according to the Doozy's last night. I'm meeting the international
hooker there too. It's gonna be a giant orangy nice.

(37:34):
All right, we'll be back live tomorrow morning. I have
a great day. It's morning, glory bye.