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Dumb and Snitzer argue over wearing a mask at work. The Butt Hurt Game. The Miz stops by the studio and JLR challenges him for the belt. A handyman attempted to have sex with a dog and is caught on a security camera. Jeffrey sends Best Buy gift cards to an online scammer. Seth the Barbarian tells the story of a burglar in his home. Rapper Christ Bearer cuts off his penis. Dumb's cousin is committed to the mental ward for schizophrenia.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, you need a father figure. I drink toilet water.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Charlie, I'm not here, please you man. Jeffrey God screaming
on Roverradio dot Com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Trucker Stone in Rochester, New York. You're on Rover's Morning Glory.
Good morning, Trucker Stone.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hey, Hey, good morning Dudeie.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
How you doing good? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hey? I got a question for you. Hey. I know
yesterday you're talking and we're talking about doors Crown and
it went down. Did you end up buying any more
during the break yesterday? I went down to thirty nine
cents back up to fifty three cents today.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
I was it a couple, Yeah, I throw a couple
hundred dollars yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
I stopped checking. I bought it when it was tanking,
like I think. I bought it when it was tanking.
And then I just said, I can't do this anymore
because I was at that point, I was under a
thousand dollars profit.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'd lost it all. I was up to like four.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Grand I had made hash out and I'm just like
I bought some and when it tanked, and then I'm
like I can't keep checking, so I don't know where
it is now because I can't handle it at.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Fifty three today. But yeah, just buy it low, just
hold on to it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's about to go back up. It's about the Skyrode.
It is because the moon coin base is about to
accept it.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yep, oh yep.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
So coinbase is the easiest crypto market that people can
get into, and they're going to offer it. So any
you know, you don't have to do I don't know
how you guys are getting your those right now, but
you have to go to some weird market.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
No robin Hood. Oh it's on robin Oh, but you
don't really own it from Robinhood.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So it's I thought you were done with robin Hood.
I don't. Okay, you just say what normal from you do?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You just said you get it from I did not
say I got it from there. I said she got
it from there.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I do.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
Yeah, I don't ever compare it. Don't he still ever
put me in robin Hood in the same sentence?

Speaker 9 (02:32):
Please, So you go somewhere else, Yes, of course I do.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
You don't know because robin Hood. You don't own your
doge or anything from robin Hood. They own everything in there.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Snob.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I tried to have a conversation with him in the
bathroom minute ago, and he wanted nothing to talk to
do with I don't know the.

Speaker 8 (02:49):
Mask wearing a mask, this is like a conversation like
a professional ball, followed with do you want me to
put you put one on?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And I don't care. You're like, you're the one who's
brought it up.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm just saying, they're going to the bathroom, them alone,
many leave.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Wait what happened?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought it sounds it sounds to me and I again,
I don't know exactly what you're going to say, domb,
but it sounds to me like and maybe I'm speculating here,
but Snitz is in there taking a whiz, has his
mask on, thumb walks in without a mask on and asks, Snitch,
do you want me to put a mask on?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
You did not say that.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, He said, oh, you're still masking, and I said yeah.
He goes, oh, do you feel more comfortable? I don't
wear a mask.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I don't care. Were you asking because you were going
to put it on?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Or Deeter? Can you attest? I had the exact.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Same conversation with you in the office, and the.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
Office says the same thing. It's like, I'm taking my
mask off. Are you cool with that?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I said, yeah, that's fine, Yes, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
You was very Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Deeter and I had a very casual, calm conversation about it,
even you know, started talking about like working out with.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Me, so did we?

Speaker 8 (03:59):
I said, I don't hair, And then he said, oh,
it's weird enough people get so upset about if you
just ask him a simple question.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You seem upset.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Yeah, because you guys are making a big deal about nothing.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
We're just asking you.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I literally was just having a I wasn't making up.
I was just curious because I thought.

Speaker 10 (04:15):
He wants to be sounded like he wants to be
cool with you, and like say, hey, do you didn't
want me to wear a mask or not?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like I said, I don't give a has somebody else
been brow beating you about?

Speaker 8 (04:26):
But I do not care about any of this. Just
let people live their lives at it go instant, you know,
just instantly. You guys are idiots. Seriously, it's about everything.
So I'm at a loss, right, I'm not really key
to myself constantly and you guys are constantly rat are
you still wear a mask?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, who cares? We live my life, dog, got it.
I won't talk.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
This is what happens when when you become independently wealthy,
can't talk to the I got I'm sorry, sorry, sir,
Sorry I bothered you with My conversation is work with
a colleague.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
That's a conversation. That's a conversation.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
It's a yes, I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
The goddamn mask thing goes off.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's a normal conversation.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
When the next half of the sentence is do you
want me to wear one around you?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
And I said I don't care, baby?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I said I don't care, And you're making a
big ass dale.

Speaker 11 (05:28):
I don't care what barbar dick.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Is that dick?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Hold?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'll never say, no, no, I want to hear you yourself, yours.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You're so borried about everything? Who cares about it?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Exactly, you make a big deal about everything, sea sucker, dude,
don't ever talk to me again, you pump ass bitch.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Understand me.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Who the hell do you think you are? Talk to
me like that, you punk ass bitch? Exactly exactly who
the hell do you think you are?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm I'm trying to have a normal conversation with you,
and you turn it into this, you punk ass.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I had a normal conversation.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I said, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know you didn't.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
You were acting like a dick because I said I
don't care. Yeah, you've been a dick.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Okay, so aff you cool? Punk ass?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Cool. Now I know how Charlie feels when you see
that look on Charlie's face. That Charlie's like, Now I'm
in that same situation. Normally Dom and I are yelling
at each other. Now I just get to witness it.
It's a totally different dynamic when you're not involved in it.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why do I have to put up with that? I
don't have to put up with that.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
There's nothing to a damn person when somebody's having trying
to have a civil, easy conversation with you. I did, dude, people.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
To take it. Look you put up in your crab.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You guys walk.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Around talking about Dom so crabby, Dom so Crabby's such
a bad mood all the time, and then you do
it and world spost just accept it.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
An then he's in a bad mood. Well, guess what.
I don't want to acceptance that.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't want accept it.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You don't want to accept it when I'm mad, I
don't want to hear your crap.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Suck a feast if you so.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wait, you're not accepting him being in a bad mood.
This is you cheering him up.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
No, no, I'm over it.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I was in a fine mood until he acted like
it's my problem for having a conversation.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
What's someone good? God screw you.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Anyway, Snitcher're gonna keep asking, Yeah, okay, do you want
me to keep your.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Favorite Kevin cost movie?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I don't know, Robin Hood.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Can I ask a crypto question?

Speaker 12 (07:42):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Too soon?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
What apter you use, snitch when you buy the Doge?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Doge is on a few different ones. Just give me
one in case I'm cracking cracking okay, but that's not
what Snitcher uses. I can tell you for sure that's
one you use.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
That one he told me is usually he he sticks
he thinks right, But no, I don't believe that he
actually he doesn't use that one. He's this is this
is a red herring. He's throwing you off. Yeah, he's
throwing you off.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
There's probably a bunch of fees with this one or something.
I'll get screwed out of it.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
No, no, no, no, no no, since he just doesn't want you
to know what he uses.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
What matter for some reason the snitzer it does. That's right.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
He doesn't want you to know what he's actually using
because he doesn't want to get something.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay by teter no no.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
By listeners he want say yeah, he's want.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
To stay on the air.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Maybe I don't know yourself.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh the whiz kid over here, that's right? Yes, are
you really going to buy it?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
No?

Speaker 9 (08:46):
I'm saying if I would, because it is done, like
there's every time to buy it's when it's way down
and you lost all your money off thirty nine cents again?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Is it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I thought he said was off right down. Why don't
you say you how to buy? I don't those Maybe
you need to buy it. Ask Smith's. He can run
you through buying safe moon or she but enu or
however you pronounce that. You know, it's plenty of YouTube
videos to check out that you not walk you through
the whole thing. He'll handhold you through the entire process.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I'm good, three, okay, thank you. It's like panicking again,
like what's I can't handle it?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Up and down?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That's all cracking.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
That's I'm looking on right now.

Speaker 13 (09:29):
Okay, Yes, Jeffery your asked snit sence he happens to
be the cryptocurrency guru in our show. Does cryptocurrency have
the same up and down volatility as the stock market?

Speaker 12 (09:40):
Does?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
You haven't heard? That's pretty stable investments.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's that's recommended for, you know, the elderly people who
just want to get you know, retirement money. They go
put to the safe the safe bet is on.

Speaker 13 (09:58):
Yep, Yeah, just being curious. I mean, there's no long
against that. I mean, if there was.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Jeffrey is the kind of guy. Jeffrey, if he took
his Emerald card and put it in kracking or whatever
we're talking about, buy some sort of doge coin, whatever.
He's the kind of guy that somehow, I don't even
know how he he would forget he even did it,
and then ten years later, I don't even know why

(10:26):
I'm bringing this.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Somebody else would have to help him get the money, yes,
because you would forget it. Somebody to walk through, yes,
walk him through it, and then he could open it
any of a million dollars for sure.

Speaker 13 (10:38):
I don't know if crypto is a sort of a
wise investment for me at this time, Why don't I'm
not all that familiar with it.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I wasn't going to tell you this story. I wasn't
going to tell his story, but I pooh pooh crypto.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right, father, adding shares.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I wasn't gonna tell his story because well, I'm like
snit's I don't need you knowing everything that I'm getting into.
But this is not something like where I'm trying to
pull the wool over anyone's eyes or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
So, about a year and a half ago, you might
recall I dabbled in crypto.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
You bought bitcoin, as you were saying it was a
bad investment.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well, I bought a couple of things and I put
X amount of dollars in and I made I made
in a matter of about a week.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I made a pretty good profit.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Frankly, I don't even remember what it was, but it was,
you know, dollars, yeah, yeah, profit. And so I took
my money out and I put it in my bank account.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Done deal.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So then when all of this stuff was going on
with those coin and all these various things, I I thought, huh,
maybe I can, maybe I should, Maybe I should follow
Smitzer's lead and get in on this. So I go
to log in and I can't log into my account.
It has you know, the two factor authentication now on

(12:16):
your cell phone that's not secure enough, but it has
like the authenticator app, and it gives you a code
and your times out.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
You have to wouldn't accept it, really.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Wouldn't accept it. So then I had to reset that.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
You have to send them a copy of your driver's license.
It takes a week by the time that I by
the time.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
That I I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Cash in on Smitzer's advice with doge to the.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Moon, don't ever say that again. And but I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I couldn't even I couldn't couldn't do it because I
didn't have I didn't have access to my stuff. Finally,
after the whole thing, it was, after everything is done
and over the dust has settled, I get an email
and they go, you can now log into your account.
So I log into the account and I go, huh,

(13:14):
that's weird, doesn't look right. So a year and a
half ago, when I made this investment, I did take
my money out, but I left my original amount in,
took the profit out that's right, okay.

Speaker 14 (13:33):
Coin and uh ah, so when when you bought it,
when you were doing this a year and a half ago,
bitcoin was let me just let me look, so we're
gonna say what July twenty twenty.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Let me see was it during COVID? I think it
was even before that. It was before July twenty, yeah,
I mean it was even earlier.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
It was trading at eighteen fifteen.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
No no, no, no, no no, this is when you
were doing it three or four maybe five?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Was that what?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
It was trading at? Five thousand?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I also it was split between bitcoin and ethereum.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Okay, oh so that also want up a lot mother efforts.

Speaker 10 (14:15):
So now bitcoin currently this second is.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Fifty six I don't know if I'm going to kill
you or if don't, might kill you.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Fifty six grand, so you probably made ten times the amount.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Stop it.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
You've made ten times is my guess. On just bitcoin.
Now let's look at ethereum.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
It was one hundred and thirty Oh it's gone up
a lot unless year, four hundred and thirty eight percent?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So four times? Is that?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
How you do that?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
And to be honest with you, I did not even
know that I had any money left in this thing,
So all right, tell me.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It would have been forgotten funds. Let's get real numbers here.
I can't do that. What do you mean? Just guestimate
ten thousand?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Because if if if we almost witnessed a bloodbath a
few minutes ago, you don't want to could there be carnage?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
So if Rover made ten to twenty grand because you
made money, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
I'm happy when other people make money, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm not even talking about other people's money. Talking about
Dougie over here.

Speaker 9 (15:16):
Okay, Well did she have money in it and she
got she sold it, so this could have been you
if you.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Had Now I think for you to make ten or
twenty grand, which you did last time, I'm gonna guess
you put in and tell me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
One hundred thousand, No way, fifty twenty.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Fifty.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
I'm just gonna put it fifty twenty five, fifty fifty
thousand times ten times. Is my guess is five hundred
thousand dollars right away?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, look at his face. He's not saying yes or no.

Speaker 16 (15:53):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'm not giving any figures, but I get the math.

Speaker 17 (15:56):
On.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It was a sizeable amount of money. And I go, what,
you made a half million in crypto? Yes, oh I
hate you.

Speaker 10 (16:06):
Yes you did because again for you to for you
to make the amount that you made before, and I
know that more what it was doing at that time,
you had significant amount of money in there, fifty grand.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Because I made that in only i'm the amount of
money I made. I made in approximately two weeks. I
think I was in and out. I don't even know,
and I don't.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Think you're being totally honest that it's when I said
it was one hundred, I think it might have been
one hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Now, okay, seventy five.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Then I have one hundred thousand dollars laying around it
put into the crypto.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
But you know it's the safe investment. But you know
it's a safe investment. Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
This is the worst investment in you just made it?

Speaker 18 (16:45):
Just talking about five hundred thousand dollars if I made
that Actually, if that's the case, Snitcher, is my math right?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
For Yeah, you're but you don't know what the don't
you don't know what the profit.

Speaker 19 (17:06):
On it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You don't know what he didn't think it was at
fifty right.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Right, But now you know why you diamond hand. I
know why you hold.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
I'm holding because I could have been.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You say it's a misspelling. It just came and then
it stuck.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
That's why I'm sticking, because I do believe that this
will all go up, and sometimes they go to zero,
and it might.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I would not recommend crypto to anyone. I'm just being honest.
It's scary unless you do it like me, put some
money in forget about it.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
To you're checking every day. You get a heart attack
every day.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
I agree, that's what because I put a couple thousand dollars.
If I lose it, I'm okay with it. I'll still
be upset. But that's why we keep checking, because we
want it to grow. Rovers like whatever. He doesn't think
about it, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Right, What do you going out to dinner with Jeff
Bezos tonight? Now here's my question. Did you remove it all?
Elon Musk is calling me for advice? Did you remove
it all? I did not remove it all? And did
you remove some?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, you didn't remove any of your.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Now it's going right back down. Pull it right now,
it's like plummeting. Yeah, pull it right now. This is
now not the time to the diamond hands. You did
the diamond hands part. Now is the time to sell
get out. Did you put that original back in? Put
that original in and just do it again, set it
and forget it. Take that money out of the peel
of crypto. If you do that once a year, that's it.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah. I are you going to get into Doe Snitz?
What about you?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
What's your what are your holdings doing? What is everything?
Everything's going? Everything's going down right now, everything's up. Oh,
he's a very sophisticated crypto from what I bought.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
So are you do you? Are you taking any out?
Are you just all? Are you taking any of your
winnings out?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I took profits like in a game stop. I took
my profits out and it's all just profit right now
going up. My plan that I've been doing has been
going terrible. It was a great idea, and I'm I
have an idea for you. Here's what we'll do. You
put the money in, give me your password. I'll change
it so you have no access, and then one year

(19:23):
from today I'll change your password back.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
No, No, I have access I got a strategy. Okay,
what's the strategy? Okay, So I've noticed this one coin
I've been following. It goes up ten percent, it goes
down ten percent.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Every week.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
It's going up ten percent, down ten percent. So I
put six hundred dollars into this coin. Uh huh, it
goes up ten percent. I sell it. Now I have
six hundred and sixty dollars. Okay, wait till it drops
down ten percent again. When it goes back up, I
buy more. At that point, when it goes back up,
and I sell again. I do this over and over again.
I've done the math.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Have you done it? You have been doing it.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I've accomplished this once or twice, so I only have
to do the seventy five times to get a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Do the math. Do the math, guys. So so far
I've accomplished it once. Okay, So I have seventy four
more rounds to go.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
I just have to hit.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I just have to hit seventy four more times and
it will work eventually. Now, my timeline was by July,
if I was able to do my little scheme every
day fifty two days, seventy five days, I'm a millionaire,
all right. Then we brought the timeline out a bit.
Maybe I can only do my scheme once a week.
That's still seventy five weeks a year and a half millionaire.

(20:38):
So far, it's I bought and then it dropped a lot.
It did not go back up. So I'm kind of
waiting to make.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
The next step extended the timeline. A little timeline could
be once a month.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Speaking of this timeline, I find this interesting because I
seem to recall a period of approximately four five years ago,
were you you had a one year timeline that you
were going to be a crypto millionaire one year from
that date, And that was like five years ago.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
Things the market and market market was volatile. It was
a bullish market, fluctuated a lot, and.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Things did not pay up. But actually I didn't lose
anything on that.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
I kept that for four or five years and eventually
went up to make a profit that I'm still just
sitting on. So anyways, seventy five more times, seventy five
more times, I'll let you guys know what I can
sell again, and i'll let you know when it's seventy
four times and seventy three after taxes.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I think I'll have made approximately thirty six dollars for
all of this work.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, how much is capital gains? What is that? Forty
nine percent?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, but if you hold on to it for longer
than a year, then you don't I don't think you're paying.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I don't think you're paying that. I could be wrong
about that, that's true.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
I'll hold it. Well, Actually, over we do is you
transfer this over to you d coin. It's a stable coin.
Oh and it's worse. It never goes up, and now
it's just worth a dollar. So you keep it in
so you're keeping it in the market. But not Actually
I don't even know he gets your tax on transfers.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
A yeah, well you do. Yeah, it wouldn't work. Well,
you do believe once you convert it to something I
would have Well.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
That's that's a good question, big time, because I had
to do seventy five down.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Maybe I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Consult with the tax expert. Charlie has six of them
on hands. You don't take it out, that's my point.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
But you transfer it to a US coin that doesn't move,
a stable coin, stable coin?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
All right, all right, awesome. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Here's someone that says, Charlie stupid. He'll only profit sixty
dollars every time. This is they're not compounding. That's what
they're screwing up.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
So he's not putting the six, he's putting six sixties,
buying in at six. So he starts with six hundred.
Watch it maxty dollars. Puts it back. Then he's at
six sixty ten percent.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Boom. Wait, wait, hold on, how do I do this
six hundred? This is supposed to This might be the problem.

Speaker 20 (23:12):
Seventy five times equal sixty times by one point Oh no, no, no, no,
I got time six hundred plus times one point one.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Plus ten percent. Boom, six sixty plus ten percent. Look
at this money. Just it's going up, guys. Look at
it to the moon and it'll start growing.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
That's that's the power of compounding something, or rather right exponentially.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yes, okay, an look at it.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Now, I'm in a thousand and wait, now let's just
jump all you could get it?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
You get it.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So you sat there seventy five times.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
I couldn't figure out how to do the equation because
I'm sure there's an algebra equation.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
You could do that, I couldn't figure out.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Yes, I did hit seventy five times and then okay,
mounted and I said, oh that's the that's the magic number.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I've got to take a break. Get in there with me.
Who else wants to do this plan with me? I'll pass.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Well, Spencer's going to walk us through the whole thing.
I explained my planet Siner. Spinser won't divulge his secrets.
Ask him in the bathroom. All right, I've got to
take a break. We'll be right back. Hang on, Jeffrey Luo,
yourquinsoluble differences, Master of the English Language. I'm missing somebody?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Or what is it?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
One more time?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Your quinsoluble differences?

Speaker 19 (24:31):
Now like the rovers Morning Glory?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
All right, what is this game?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Charlie?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We both know we don't know how.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
This is going to go, So all of us were
It's called butt hurt.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
A listener created it, so I'm gonna send it like
that's fine. It's very hard to understand. So Charlie and
I created our own version out of it. Okay, you
have red cards and you have blue cards.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
We're just using the red cards cards. Blue cards are
nice we're just using.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
So we have envelopes, all of us except Charlie.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Or so away.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
You passed up five red cards to everybody. Okay, have
five red cards. They're mean things, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Okay, like some of these are not that mean, but okay, Jeffrey,
you're done. Bring them into Douji.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
So only you know what those cards say, and you're
gonna hand them out to basically everybody in the show.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And then at the end, we're gonna open our envelopes.

Speaker 10 (25:31):
Okay, with their cards in it, and we're gonna find
out what everybody thinks about it.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
What if some of these that are mean I think
actually apply to me?

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Then I think you put them in yourself, you put
I put them into myself.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Sure, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I don't think you should.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Don't put them into your Did you put any into
your don't put any into yourself.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I'll tell you which ones I think should.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Maybe don't tell us, Okay.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
The point is it's anonymous, so you get to find
out everybody thinks about you, which is uncomfortable out knowing
who said it.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
So so we're not going to say who said it.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
See how this goes, because I'm want to be pissed.
I think it's going to be all me.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, all right, here we go. Okay, so don't look
at it.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I like how the rulesy guys just made up is
just let's just be mean to each other.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Yeah, that's funn anonymous, But I'll go first, because what
do you have, Charlie?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Two cards?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Only two? Okay?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right? Who's the most arrogant? I don't. I don't
really agree with him. Someone must have who gave him
that one?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I see Jeffrey watching.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
Space on sometimes when when you and Charlie argue a lot.
So we'll forget that then, Rob.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It was it was? It was kind of a toss up.
I'm sorry. Definitely the most arrogant. Yes, he's always right,
and this is just totally wrong.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Charley argues over everything, he's the most all day, you're
arguing about this right now, you're arguing about whether you're
right or not, so immediately you start arguing.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
And this one is completely wrong too. Who's I have
this one? Who's the worst drunk? No?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
We have nads over here.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I put that one and I would agree with you.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Charlie doesn't realize. Charlie doesn't realize what a terrible drunk.
He's angry. One's sloppy. So what is worse than your book?
He's angry and sloppy. Agree, I never get angry.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Word the three left spread?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
He got angry.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, call the guy. He just smells alcohol and he
gets like that.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, about one and a half drinks and he's that's good,
he's loaded.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Uh, I would So you agree with you on that one.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I agree with it too. And that's a that's a
tall order, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
That actually may be the point when you read that card,
that might be a point of self reflection. Right there
you go, You go, Wow, I'm a worse drunk than
one of the worst drunks.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
You guys do the anti fund. I don't know if
you've ever had fun in your life. So I have fun.
You're jealous of my fun.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You're being rig about it.

Speaker 10 (28:01):
I think that my life brings when I'm drinking and
I have a good time.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
He has fun while we all have to clean up
the messages.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
I don't want to be drinking around you guys for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
Never until the next bus trip and he's the first
guy drinking.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Oh yeah, with with my boy, Snit's back there because
we're he's drinker animal.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, that's what I have. You're still worse.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, I put it in for for Charlie and I
stand by my all right, all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Go to uh Doug. Are you sure you want to
do snits first?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I have a lot, all right, Snits, I don't care.
Snit's go ahead, all right. Mine's got a weird I guess,
uh who has the nastiest fetish?

Speaker 12 (28:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, well, I wonder if it's from that Charlie. You
must say, oh.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, what's your what's your nasty fellow? He does tan trick.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
It's I think his whole house is like a nudest
colony with the animals and stuff.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
And he didn't shave his pubes or his wife's cubes
for decades.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I'm gonna shave my wish. We'll tell her to shave.
I I don't see. I probably would agree with that.
Perhaps I think that Snitz might be weirder than we
think he is.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
He snits only let us send a little bit into
his world, and the little pieces we find out are
super weird normal.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
He's a sex addict because by the end of you
guys's bus trips.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
He's just full to the brim.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
I think Dieters even said his back teeth are floating.
He's so mad because he needs a release, and he
just gets so angry. I think he's banging his wife,
which is gross because he's forty nine years old and
he's doing it all the time.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I also put something weird in there for snitz Ka.
It's not go ahead? What else do you have? Snitz's it?
You had one?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
One?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Did I not put? I thought I put one in
for snitz I thought I did too. You only had
one card? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (29:40):
One?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Well, when it comes back up, you have to see, oh.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I know the card I was going to give the
snitz There was a card that I gave. I gave
it to Jeffrey instead of Snits. Okay, great, it was
a toss up. That's twenty nice, all right, Jeffrey.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
What cards are in?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
There?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Has a whole death good? Fifty two cards for segment. Jeffrey,
what do you what do you have a good for it?
How would you have.

Speaker 21 (30:09):
That?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Backwards?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That big.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Nine cards? Let's blow through these.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
What's the number one?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Who has the worst teeth? Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's wait, who gave him that card?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
She's laughing. She thinks you have the worst teeth out
everyone on the show.

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Oh she might have a hair you're never reaching, which
is worse.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Okay, good point, all right, next card.

Speaker 13 (30:40):
Who is most likely to spoil the end of a movie, book, show,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Do it every week on your skiing cinema?

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Okay, okay, So I see this is a serreititious pile
on me.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
But who gets stitious pile on?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Okay? Go on? Who has the ugliest genitals?

Speaker 10 (30:59):
Well, come on, well that's the topic between you and
Douji for sure.

Speaker 13 (31:03):
Well, at least, at least, at least my general issue
is handled.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I have to think it was you.

Speaker 13 (31:09):
It was my having the oversized left testical day. What
about it? The gun like a little twig and crooked.
Oh well, that's I guess it's natural. I mean, I
wish I could, I wish I had. I wish he
had steroids for my penis. I can get longer, fatter,
penis is quite small.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I see a commercial on TV all the time now
for Pirone's disease. Where if you, I guess you have
a curved penis. That's what he has, right, and they
have some sort of treatment for that. And I see
commercial for that all the time. And at first the
first few times I said, I what is because it
was weird, Like the first line is are you curved
down there?

Speaker 9 (31:43):
I think they mean left or right like a boomerang,
not his gonzo. I think you could be up, up
or down? Sure your deck? Okay, continuing, Okay, let's see,
all right, who is the worst gift giver?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Well, your kids would say.

Speaker 13 (32:02):
You, well, you know what, though, not because of this,
you know what I was going to do it Rover
and I talked to this to Dousi of the obvioice.
You know how were always complaining about that printer, right
I not Now, if this car came up, I was
gonna seriously considered maybe so you wouldn't have to ask
the company for print. I was considering getting us one
you were gonna buy and you would so that you
wouldn't have to ask the company and told me, you know,

(32:23):
you don't have to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It was a very nice gesture.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Is a very nice Jeffrey's given me gifts. He's gave
me an Elvis Presley clock.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Where is it?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Watch right, it's over here somewhere. But he just doesn't
give it to his wife or his kids. He doesn't
give them any presents.

Speaker 13 (32:38):
I thought you, I thought you would be nice if
you have a little sooner or our trip.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
To Memphis's idea? Okay, what else? Who is most likely
to be a voyeur?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
That's the one that I gave him. I thought about
putting that in Snitz's envelope. I gave that one to him.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
But I'm the one who sits in a corner and
watch another dude, do your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Near that you do? Snitch just think has weird things
that he doesn't let people know about.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I don't quiet, man, I'm totally normal. I'm people looking
through a window or whatever. Then I thought that Jeffrey
might one that would he.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Would It was a good pick.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Okay, who is the biggest slob? That was easy? That one?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't know, because I mean a lot of the
guys on the show are slobs.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't know if you could give that to Jeffrey. Okay,
that you did. Who else is it between?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I've never been to Charlie's house, but I've heard that
it's it's bad from.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Who Charlie's house? Yeah, I've seen pictures. It's quite clean.
I don't like it. No, it's not clean that I
thought your Christmas tree stilep though. No, all right, go on, Jeffrey, who.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Is most like a sheet on their spouse or significant other?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Okay, that's definitely do it every week.

Speaker 22 (33:53):
It was easy again, okay for him?

Speaker 13 (33:57):
And okay, okay, I get the I get the joke here.
There's no doubt.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
This has just happened.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
We picked that for you.

Speaker 13 (34:05):
Yeah, funny, all right. Who would make the worst president president?
No president in the United States? Definitely jeff I had
no desire to be the president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
All right?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Go on?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Lastly, this might this might actually fit me?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Like a tea. Who is most likely to go to hell?
Why do you think you're gonna go to hell?

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
I'm just not I just think I lost faith in
God and Jesus and all that kind of you.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Believe in hell?

Speaker 13 (34:37):
No, I don't believe in hell. But hey, sir, that's that.
You know, anything gonna happen, but the aftermath.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
The other day, Jeffrey did the Sign of the Cross
before we went on air. Believe in God?

Speaker 12 (34:47):
Man?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Why did you do this sign of the cross?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Just hoping I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that we
do a good show.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
That's pretty much believe.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
Maybe I'm trying to. Maybe I'm trying to. You know,
I think you do whatever Rover thinks. He doesn't believe
in God. That you do the same thing. Well, hey,
there'd be sometimes when God didn't come through for me.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
What did you ask me for last brain?

Speaker 17 (35:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Just oh yeah, well made me you would improved brain?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
What did you ask God for?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
You?

Speaker 11 (35:12):
Just?

Speaker 16 (35:12):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
What's just do a good show? Oh yeah, the last
Thursday got through?

Speaker 13 (35:20):
Just Murphy, because that's what like when Eddy Murphy went,
when he went, When I Watchedny Murphy delirious the video right,
pret takes say she doesn't sign of the cross?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Okay, so all right, all right? Oh that your stack?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I got a pretty fat stack here.

Speaker 10 (35:34):
Who would survive the shortest amount of time on a
deserted island?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh that's just so much given that to me, not
nad So you couldn't. It's a toss up between me
and you. If my dad's not there, I'm pretty much
done for it.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
He doesn't have smokes?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Who who gave that to him?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I didn't see that? What was not me?

Speaker 21 (35:52):
I didn't have that one, Jeffrey, Charlie. I didn't give
no one Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Uh, you know you're not so
no I gave it? Come on, it's having a bad
one to give to a Did you give that to nats?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (36:06):
I don't agree with this one who would not last
long in solitary confinement.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
I know you, Yes, this is from you, it's not
it's not from mistaken. I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
You always need somebody to talk with and depend on.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Sure, Charlie, that should have gone to Charlie. He's worse
than that.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
The big house. Yeah, I can't done hard time? Wow?
All right?

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Who has the ugliest face? Are we serious about this guy?
Who gave that to him? I swear I did, Jeffrey.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
I have to face up. Couldn't find anyone else on
the show with Oh, I got a good one for Douci,
though we haven't guy to her yet.

Speaker 22 (36:54):
All right, we'd fun for forehead every single day.

Speaker 10 (36:58):
From Jeffrey, I know who is the most full of bs?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, definitely. I don't know who gave that. Well, that's
a toss up. That is pretty good. That probably came
down to me, and Jeffrey gave that to him, wouldn't
give it to you? Think he's more full of bs
than Jeffrey.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
Just because I was saying the drug stuff when he
was saying no, no, not on it, and then he was okay,
all right, who is most likely to get fired from
their job?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I might have put that one in there, surprising with
recent offense. Okay, yeah, that was really that was really
kind of a three way race.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Uh all right, straight narrow. I don't know what that's about. Okay,
those are all my cards, guys, I love you all.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
All right, Deeter? What cards do you have? The people
have given you mean things. They could have chosen anyone
on the show, but they chose to give it to you.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Well, who was most likely to make fun of a
mentally challenged person?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
How is that?

Speaker 23 (38:04):
Me?

Speaker 9 (38:05):
My dad's not on the show? Me what are you saying?
Why do you people on the show that would do that?
And I actually don't. I don't use to our word ever.
I never used used to when we were allowed, but
once you said, you can't use it I never used
that word, but if you were allowed, you would, of course.
I don't think you allowed me to. I would, but

(38:26):
I had friends that were mentally challenged.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You seem to remember high school a segment on the
show something regarding medical experimentation.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I don't know, it was a while ago.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
Anyway, any of these who has had sex with the
most partners?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I gave that one to Theater?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I was I'm like, well, if you can't put it
to yourself, I guess you might as well.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
And then I thought about, maybe is that the one
you were struggling you couldn't figure out who to put it?

Speaker 21 (38:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I think maybe maybe Nads has had more than Theater. No,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
No, Theater might talk a big game, but I don't
know how many chicks he's actually was in relationships.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
How many chicks have you had? Do you know? Do
you keep a log?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
I used to, but not really.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, probably a count on one hand.

Speaker 11 (39:14):
You lie.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Let's just say that here you go, one, two, three, four, five,
start over, six, seven, eight, ninth.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Okay, who is the laziest? All right, what's the laziest?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Who gave that to Dater? I love this.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Robust, robust and.

Speaker 13 (39:38):
All the stuff, but you set on the buns that
dry drop from.

Speaker 24 (39:44):
Episode you said eighteen hours, So.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You come on, come on, just you.

Speaker 13 (39:51):
Know, I mean about all the stuff that's been said about.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Me too, So come on, let's okay. Who is to
be honest about it? Thank you?

Speaker 9 (39:59):
Never paying for another thing for you? Who is least
likely to go skinny dipping?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Oh well, let me think, Let me think that I
think you may be right about that.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
Whoever gave you that card? I actually did do that
in high school. Actually did do that skinny dip in
a pool.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Boy? That that is? Why would they give that? Who
gave that card?

Speaker 12 (40:17):
So?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I gave that to give it to die? True?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I mean, I give you that. He doesn't like to
He like a shirt off, he likes that a lot.
But anything below the waist wait on camera?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Who would want that? I'm crazy? And some behind the
sheet theater?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
But which everybody saw you think that that it was.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
A sheet, that it was a game?

Speaker 13 (40:38):
Never?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Why not? You would never do that? He was it
was a univers You would never do that?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Would that game on?

Speaker 12 (40:47):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Okay, let's set it up.

Speaker 13 (40:49):
You say you're gonna tweet out your bone if you
got fifty tweets.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
You never did that.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Because someone bought all these Twitter followers, So you can't
make it seem like, actually, how many Twitter followers I
actually have? I say that and someone goes out and
starts buying Twitter followers for me? Last one. Who's the
last person to take a bullet for you? Who's the
last person to take a bullet for you? Yes, theater
would not take a bullet. Well, it must be from

(41:15):
the Kimani Marley thing. Remember someone has witnessed that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I wouldn't get that to Teter who gave you that?
I didn't know Charlie I did, who'd take a bullet
for him?

Speaker 13 (41:25):
Hell?

Speaker 25 (41:27):
All right, let's see what do I have me or you? Okay,
all right, what do we have?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
I'll go quickly? Sorry? Uh hi, so did you put this?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
Charley?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Who's the least.

Speaker 26 (41:36):
Fun to be?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
That's yeah, we can all put it.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
We'd all give you that card every single No, no, no, no,
you're manufactured fake fund No I'm not, it's plastic actual. Ever,
you never never has fun being fun if there's people around,
if there's anyone around that outside of the show, she
becomes completely obnoxious.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Us drinking.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
I don't know if she'd be put on a show,
but like one person is there, like the driver on
the bus, a stranger, she's on. She's Oh my god,
I knew when I showed up like she's on today
goes she is on.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I hate this game. You don't think I'm fun when
we drink together? When has that happened? And did she drink?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, she didn't drink, Nor any of us could have
put that.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Who put that? I didn't snitch?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Who has had the least amount of sex in their life?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Oh, that's definitely Jeff. Three partners. I had more than three,
like seven.

Speaker 13 (42:45):
But I'm not even Charlie. No, you've really gotten to saying.
I'm saying that with Dougie. We all know her brudish
approach to sacks in relationships that she would rather not
have one night, say, she'd rather be in a committed relationship.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I can understand.

Speaker 13 (42:57):
I can respect him, but the fact that she had
it had in so long?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Are neither of you who gave me this?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
I did.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I'm okay, I'm fasting up right. Give me a break here.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
God, these are really mean you guys.

Speaker 13 (43:09):
Who's the most Some of the meanest ones.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
So crying most likely to steal something from you.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You've done it for sure.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I would never steal it from you.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Guys in the office, you stole you do this.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
I put that in there. Yeah, you have a history
of stealing stuff from people. Yeah, I mean, I said, anyone,
nobody else, theater, the old phone screener.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
You used to shop list too.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Everybody did when they were little kids. I stole a
chocolate bar one time that I still watch once who
still yeah? Oh your guys, Wow, I don't like this.
Who is the least loyal?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Are you kidding? Wow?

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Now this one I did? If I can see Dougie
under pressure with definitely. Yeah, she's loyal to Rover and
that's it. Just back stabbed me a couple of times,
but backstabbed me big time. That's a huge fight.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Loyal to all of you.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Back stepped me to the company one time. I go, oh,
I will never forget this. Yes she did, Yes, she did,
she did?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
And who put this card in?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
So?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
No, I see, I could see you being the least loyal.
I am very loyal.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Put the car in?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You did? I'm asking who go around the room, who's
more loyal? Rovers more loyal. Teater's more loyal's loyal esse
he is loyal.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
You're the biggest PACs ever ever met in this show.
You've been the worst to at least me, if anybody
on the show, I think everybody can say that put this.
If I had it, I would. This has been the
meanest on the show to each member.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It must be snitched.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
And he put that in there wasn't me, It wasn't me, Jeffrey, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie,
you're not.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
No, you're not no, you're not.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Finally, I'm sweating right now. Who is the least like
to pay you back money they borrowed? Okay, that's a
good card. That's definitely I am the least likely.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Don't you owe me money for something? She alws be twenty.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Dollars for something?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Then?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
And I think, jlr, he would never pay you back.

Speaker 25 (45:13):
Oh I can't about that. I think he would pay
me back. He put this in there, the money one mine. Yeah,
let's see what do I have. Who is the biggest pessimist?
That apparently that's meist mean it means.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
The opposite of optimists.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Optimist is looking forward.

Speaker 20 (45:32):
See.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I don't know if I'm a pessimist. I'm a realist.
I wouldn't have given you that say. Yeah, I just
you're a realist.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, I've I've been around the block. I know how
things are going to turn out.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Yeah, not good.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah all right, let's see who is the biggest perverts?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Oh wow, m over Jeffrey. Jeffrey's got that.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah, I've never like whipped it out to a random
person that.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
Well, you've always talked about how many chicks you bang
it over your in your lifetime, So I figure, you know.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
I gave any of the biggest perfect card.

Speaker 13 (46:02):
So I'm just saying, like, based on all the all
the stories I hear of all the chicks you you've
banged out, you know, probably since the time your.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Tears until before you met P two, I would say
that I'll gladly take the biggest perfect card. I'll that
sure over Jeffrey, I think I'm the biggest perfect Well,
although I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
You're not creepy pervy, you're just right sexual. Right. Who
is the worst dressed? Right now? Screw all of you,
whoever the a second.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
You gave that to stand up right now, mister Nasa,
in your tight little girly pants.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I have no socks on socks. Uh, they're really hot.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Nasa the sweatshirt hoodie, that's a Jeffrey jogger.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Say that it is.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
And Jeffrey has actually better dressed right now, I'm in
the jogger lifestyle.

Speaker 12 (46:58):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I've never jogged in my life, but oh, these are
the best. Who would sleep with somebody for money? Someone
gave me that card? They believe that Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
No, it wasn't me. God's down the street.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
No, Jeffrey pays money to sleep with people. I would
take money to sleep You said that, you said, definitely,
I'll sleep with anyone for enough money.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Why not I gave you that card?

Speaker 6 (47:24):
You did because I know you would totally do a
guy or a girl if the money.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Was right, million dollars, I do a guy. I would
do a guy for a million dollars?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Why not? I know you would? And who is the
most out of shape?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That must have been Snitzer gave me that the fifty
seven year old guy's I gave it to him.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
I got to quit.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Me what a bitch? You said?

Speaker 6 (47:51):
You turn your head and you make it.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I should I will get lightheaded sometimes light headed.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, so this was a success.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Uh huh, all right, we all hate each other a
little bit more than we did an hour ago.

Speaker 27 (48:08):
Good game, guys, more fun than a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Made a.

Speaker 19 (48:15):
Welcome back to Ruvers morning glory.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
All right, we have coming into the studio WWE superstar.
The Miz will be coming in in just a moment.
I don't know if Jeffrey, if Jeffrey ever appeared, or
what he was, what he was doing. Have you seen
him theater? Is he out there? Is he seeing his

(48:51):
resting gear? And I have no idea. Maybe he's going
to come in and challenge the Miz or something that.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Look at it. I just don't know.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
It's the whole film crew is one of those people
filming for the network.

Speaker 28 (49:03):
But it's full camera lights, sign of release. I couldn't
get back in here. I mean, it's like a freaking
movie star out there. All right, Let's bring the Mizz in.
Let's have him sit on the couch of tears. Let's
talk to him.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
He's been on the show before, many many years ago.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Here he is, Hey, what's happen?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
What's up? Man? How many people you bring with you? Now?

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Holy?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I can't get back in the studio.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
He's dressed up. He's in a blue suit with colored
stre Look my mom bought me these socks as a
matter of fact. Yeah yeah, he's the opposite of me.
Look how nice he looks. And I have a big
stain on my hoodie that I.

Speaker 13 (49:42):
First walk in. You just see these dirty underwear. It's like, mom, welcome.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
You've made it, made it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
So you Uh you look good today, thank you very
much dressing up in this in this suit. The opposite
of me, he looks like a what is this?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You put your best?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Uh? Wow? Who the hell? Was great? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'm waiting for a promo?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Is this? Wait?

Speaker 13 (50:12):
Maverick comes face to face with the inner kind of
champion himself, the miss that's quite impressive piece of hardware.
You hadn't range the depending out WrestleMania or what.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
That? That was amazing?

Speaker 13 (50:22):
That was I was I was getting ready for like
like finally you know, I was getting ready for it,
but didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Actually getting ready for WrestleMania.

Speaker 13 (50:30):
I have Finn Baler and seth Rawlins and we're gonna
have a triple threat match at WrestleMania.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
You believe I could match. They don't have they whoever gets.

Speaker 13 (50:41):
Don't sunglasses and the tan jacket that you have.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
They don't have a mullet?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Miss?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Do you have to put Jeffrey. Jeffrey must have been
planning this all.

Speaker 13 (50:52):
Morning long, I guess, Jeffrey, I'm curious how long did
you plan that promo?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I just feel just came out rou off the top
of my head, off the top.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Of your head.

Speaker 13 (51:04):
You weren't at all in the mirror this morning looking
at yourself basically just cutting promos all day.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
To me, no, because I was kind of going over
in my head.

Speaker 13 (51:12):
And if I ever had the opportunity to do a
segment with you on RAW, I'll be trying to be
like stone cold seaboss I get in the ring and
like in your face, like I'm challenging you for that title.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
But this is your big way, this is your big
big wait, this is your bigger there's a I don't
even know what these cameras are doing here, but they
got all these cameras here. Jeffrey, this is your moment
to shine. You could be Look the miss was discovered.
You did reality all. I've been on all walks of life.
I'm I'm the Marine.

Speaker 13 (51:42):
You know the Marine six is coming out this this year.
I've been on the real world, all the challenges, w
W Superstar, the greatest intercontinental champion of all time.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
You get to cut a promo on me today. You
decided and you say me eight times champion.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
The Honky talk Man has held that Titland one ring
longer than you've held eight times.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
You've been a champion.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I'm telling up.

Speaker 22 (52:01):
By the longest creating intercontinental champions of all time.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Thank you very metal.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
And they're all w W Hall of Famers. What about you.

Speaker 22 (52:08):
I'm not a Hall of Famer yet because I'm still going.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I'm still doing it. I still have the Intercontinental King.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
It yet of man, feel someone else's lines to use
your own.

Speaker 22 (52:19):
I had an opportunity today, they said, hey, guess what
we're gonna give you up. You get to you get
to call out the miss you get to cut promos
on him. And you didn't even decide to look in
the mirror and cut promos, write a promo down to something.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
All you did was like, I'm just gonna win it.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
You're just gonna wing it.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
You blew plunging you for that title.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Shut, put up or shut.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
That's all you need, all right, Jeffrey, thank you. Get
out of here.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
He's glorhead, he says, Alight, put your head down and
come back.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
What the hell is he wearing?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
He's wearing these kids up. You can't take him anywhere.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Miss.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
He's twenty years older than you, he said, the year
for it.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
That's true. Well, oh man, you.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Get this everywhere you go.

Speaker 13 (53:02):
You get guys everywhere you go. Everyone wants to cut
a promo on you. Everyone wants to hit a move
on you. But you know, you learn to basically deal
with it.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You know, some people always want to walk into the profession,
don't they.

Speaker 21 (53:16):
They?

Speaker 13 (53:16):
Oh, everyone thinks it's easy. Everyone thinks it easy. Like
I have so many people, whether it's on Twitter, Instagram,
up fans, what do I have to do to become
a w superstar? And I just tell them, just do it,
Like go to find a wrestling school and learn the
art of professional russ.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
What's the hardest part is that the physical activity or everything.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
I mean, you could sit there and say the physical,
the physical aspect of it. It hurts everything we do,
Like your body is always aching. I mean We're on
the road two hundred days a year. And not only that,
Like I just got back from Buffalo. I got in
at one am, and now I'm here. What is at
six am? Right, I've been up since five in the morning,
so I've had four of us sleep and this is
on game day. I'm not going to sleep until the

(53:58):
show is done. So you're not going to go I'm
taking nap, Not really, I do.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
It's time. I'm shooting.

Speaker 13 (54:03):
I'm shooting at Dougas series right now for USA Network,
Miss and missus. Uh, so we're we're doing media all
day today and then we go to the building at
two and then we'll figure out what we're doing. Once
we go to the building, figure out what we're doing,
we'll go do we do the show, and after the show,
I got more filming to do, and then I fly
out at six am. By the way, my wife is pregnant,
oh wow, and she's ready to burst at any moment.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
So my phone is always on and I am waiting.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
For her just basically to call and say, hey, you
gotta go now. These guys said, I've seen guys their wives,
their girlfriends are pregnant and they're playing in the super
Bowl and there's a discussion about do I stay, do
I go?

Speaker 12 (54:40):
I go?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
You go?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
What if it's WrestleMania, though, if my wife asked me
one thing, she said, listen, I just want you there.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I want you to be there.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I want to share this moment with you, the person
that I love, and this is our first child that
we're ever going to have.

Speaker 13 (54:56):
And I was like, I will be there. I have
on stand by a private jet anywhere I am. I
make sure that I will be able to fly to
my wife and make sure I can be there WrestleMania
if my wife decides to if my baby decides to
come on WrestleMania, see a WrestleMania my baby is warm. Well,

(55:18):
they're they're going to have to be over what they
do with the storyline? Do they what happened? That's the
best part about w W It's a live show and
things change on an instant.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
People get injured, right.

Speaker 13 (55:27):
That's why we always tell children not to try this
at home because it's a very dangerous uh sport that
we're in.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
So, you know, things happen and you just have to adjust.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You We mentioned the reality show that you so you
dropped out on my understanding, and you've been on here before.
I think he told me that you dropped out of college.
I think yes. I was at Miami, Ohio. I was
in a business school and I was second year and
I got on the real world. So you quit the
real world too, I mean, quit college to join the
real world. Yes, would your parents tell you at that point?

(55:58):
They said, go back to college. So after I did.

Speaker 13 (56:01):
By the way, when I was on the real world,
back in the day, there wasn't the cell phones, there
was a social media. The Internet was just coming out,
you know. So it was like two thousand and two
thousand and one, and so I went on the real world.
I couldn't even tell my parents what I was doing
because my parents are big mouths. My parents will tell
everybody in the world that my son's on the real world.
My son's on the real world, even though they didn't

(56:22):
know what it is. They just know it's a television show.
So I couldn't tell them. So I was like, listen,
I'm going to New York to do something. Well, what
are you doing? Just going there? Just trust me, I'm
going there. And so did the real world. They I
thought you were selling drugs. They didn't they trust me.
I was always don't ask any questions. I don't ask
a question, mom. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
So went over there and started doing the real world.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
And once I got on the real world, it made
me realize I could do anything I wanted with my life.
And I didn't want to go back to college. I
want to be a WWE superstar. So I went on
the internet and looked up professional wrestling schools and saw
one in Los Angeles, California, and I ended up moving
there and my dad was like, why don't you stay here?
And I was like, Dad, I want more. I want

(57:04):
more than just being on the real world. I want
more than just being on the challenges. I want to
make this into something. And they didn't understand at the time.
They really did it like my mom always supports me
no matter what I do. But once I traveled out there,
they were like, why do you want to be this
ww superstar?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
And now my dad asked me for seventy tickets.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
It's like when some kid wants to be a rock
star and the parents are like yeah, yeah, yeah, and
then he's in, you know, the biggest band in the world,
and then the parents get it exactly.

Speaker 13 (57:34):
That's exactly what happened. Like, my mom's always very supportive.
My dad's like, I don't know, I think you should
do this or that. But once I started, you know,
they start, Once they started getting the notoriety, I think
that's when it started clicking and going wait a second,
wait a second, so people can recognize me because I'm
your dad.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And okay, I thought, and maybe I'm misremembering.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I thought your father was like I thought he was
in radio or so I might my dad.

Speaker 13 (58:01):
My dad is a mister hero. He's hero one of them.
Oh kidding, I didn't know that. I used to flip
Burgers when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, okay, So if you're not from this area, if
you're listening to a because I don't know how wide
of an area, I mean, they're they're all over.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
But it's like a franchise.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, subs. It's like a subplace, yea with hot sandwiches.
And so that's what you did as a kid and
drop fries. I worked on ridging Dennison and and uh
so now you travel around two hundred days a year
all the time.

Speaker 13 (58:30):
Is that Buffalo before that? I was in Toronto before
that Los Angeles. We're just all over the place.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Do you even get a chance when you travel to
even go out?

Speaker 13 (58:40):
I was by Niagara Falls, and I was like, what
do I want to do? Do I want to go
to Niagara Falls? Or do I want to get like
an extra hour of sleep. I'll take the extra, Take
the extra.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
I did.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
So that's generally how it works.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
YEA.

Speaker 13 (58:51):
There when you go to say, say say Buffalo Buffalo,
standard day is you get in probably around one or
two in the morning, because we have late shows. I'll
sleep probably till around ten or eleven, wake up, go
to breakfast, go work out. Once you're done working out,
maybe eat again, and then go to the building. Once
you're at the building, we'll do the show. Once we're
done with the show, I'll shower, I'll pack up, and

(59:13):
I'll drive to the next.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
How you should that your wife is pregnant. Yes, you're
on standby. She could do you have any day? It's
any day any day now, she could give birth. How
did you meet her? How long have you been together?
She was on So we met through WWE.

Speaker 13 (59:28):
I was hosting a show called The Diva Search, and
she was one of the divas wanting to become a
WWE Superstar.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
So that's how we kind of mad.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Show, not only in the real world, but then I
think you were on like a WWE kind of show.
I was on Tough Enough. Yeah, that's how I got
my contract.

Speaker 13 (59:49):
So I was I was training on the independent scenes
like where it's not WWE for about three years, and
then I got on this show called Tough Enough where
you could win a contract to become a WW superstar.
I didn't win, impressed the execs so much that they
gave me a developmental contract.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
I was in developmental for about a year.

Speaker 13 (01:00:05):
Then I came up to SmackDown, where I was the
host of Friday Night SmackDown, and then I hosted the
Diva Search where I met my wife, who didn't speak
English at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
She only spoke French.

Speaker 13 (01:00:14):
So she walks in knockout, absolutely stunning, and I said, hello,
what's your name? Muddy's okay, Hi, Maurice. Can you tell
us why you want to be a WW superstar? I
want to be w And I'm like, do you speak English?
She goes, no, do you speak French? We okay, you're beautiful.

(01:00:35):
You got the next round. So the next round comes.
I'm We're all sitting there going I'm like, if she
can't cut a promo, like, I don't know how she'll
be able to make it in WWE. I think that's
one of the biggest cornerstones that you have to have
yet to be able to talk, you have to have
an ability to have an aura, a superstardom of you,
and she had the superstar ability. I wondered if she
could talk, so I said, can you cut a promo

(01:00:55):
in French? The girl got right up in my face
and I was like, I've never and so turned on
in my entire life. And then I don't even know
what the hell she was saying. I didn't know what
she was saying. I had no idea, but I was like,
my god, this girl is stunning. She's gorgeous, she's beautiful,
and seven years later I married her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Now, did you have to keep this on the download
because I'm guessing the guys to WWEY they would probably
frown upon you hitting on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
People who come on this show.

Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Right, Well, it's not not necessarily I would say frowning upon,
but it's one of those things like when you're in
when you have a coworker, it's just you don't want
any kind of friction or anyone thinking like treating you
differently because you're in a relationship. So we wanted to
keep it separate, so we kept it hidden for a
good two years that we were dating, which is very

(01:01:42):
difficult because we are traveling and it was just very difficult.
But finally we did end up telling everybody and then yeah,
whatever happened to the guy who won this? Tough enough
or no, you know you don't there, he's not the
intercomental ship. I'll tell you that one one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Thing, so so you you don't necessarily have to win.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
It is just hard work and tenacity.

Speaker 13 (01:02:06):
Yeah, that's it's That's what I what I lack in talent,
I make up with hard work.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I just read an article that they are talking or
speculation is that Hulk Hogan may come back and start
doing some stuff with WWE's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I haven't read that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I haven't said anything about that premiere of I think
a documentary or some sort of movie with andre the Giant.
He I heard about the HBO has a Andrew the
Giant coming out, and I guess, I guess hul Cogan
is going to this and the premiere is it's not
run by WW, I guess, but it's WW related and
if he's going there, people are thinking him there's and

(01:02:41):
they've said there has been some talk about I think
Wwe even admitted that there's been some talks with him
about maybe we could have people learn from his mistakes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
What's your feeling on this?

Speaker 13 (01:02:53):
Every experience I've ever had with the Hawkster has always
been an amazing experience. I mean growing up as a
kid looking at Hulk Hogan, you know versus Ultimate Warrior,
Ultimate Warrior being the Intercontinental Champion, Hogan being the WW
champion colliding, I mean that was what I loved. And
meeting The first time I actually met hal Cogan was
probably God. It had been about ten ten years ago,

(01:03:13):
and he actually came up to me. It was before
he was on a reality show and he goes, hey,
you're the reality show guy, right. I was like, yeah,
I was on the Real World and a couple of challenges,
he goes, what's your best advice?

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I went, he's asking you for advice?

Speaker 13 (01:03:24):
Excuse me, hal Cogan is asking me advice and he goes, yeah,
because he was getting ready to do Hogan knows best right,
and he wanted to know what it's all about, how
it is. And so I was sitting there just talking
to hal Cogan, What advice did you give him? I
always say the best reality stars are the people that
can't help being themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I think that people that are real.

Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
And true to themselves and true to who they are
make the best reality Sometimes I think that when people
go overboard, I think that you can tell it's fake,
and I don't like that. So my best advice to
anyone is just be yourself and be who you are
and give the camera and trust the process. Because if
you don't trust the process, then you're gonna look at
yourself and be like, that's not me, that's not what

(01:04:06):
it was. But in reality, it's who you portrayed yourself
as on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Right, you see what I'm saying Right now? What do
you know?

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
So you are?

Speaker 13 (01:04:13):
I mean you're you're on a reality show right now.
I feel like your radio show. I mean it's it's
on cameras all the time, and you just you can't
help being you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Well, it is me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
But I would say people that meet me, they go,
oh jeez, you know you've it's an amplified them one hundred, right,
it's dialed up. It's the same same opinions. It's just
you know, if you were to see me and I
don't know how you are, you're off right. I mean
I just off the air, I am the mellowest guy,
and in a way people who are on all the
time like people who can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I love people who can turn it on when they're
on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Sure, but then like off the air, I don't need
to just be working, you know, going one hundred miles
an hour all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
It's it's tiring.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I am almost exactly the same way as you. When
I'm off camera or just relaxing. I just like to
relax my brain and do absolutely nothing and don't talk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
People are like, wait, you don't talk.

Speaker 13 (01:05:05):
I'm like, yeah, I don't actually like to talk, like
when I'm when I'm just relaxing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
So tell me about this this reality show. I assume
that the guy with the camera is for this this
real we got.

Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
We're shoot a docuseries my wife and I. It's called
miss and Missus. It'll be on the USA Network. It's
basically about our life and what it is to become
first time parents.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Like I've never done this before. I've never changed a
diaper in my life.

Speaker 13 (01:05:25):
Anytime I saw a child, like my buddies, they all
have kids, and anytime they want me to hold their baby,
I'm like, I don't like three.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I don't know how to do this. I don't know
what I'm doing.

Speaker 13 (01:05:36):
So we thought it'd be interesting to kind of, you know,
showcase our family, my mom, my dad, her mom, just
our relationship, our dynamic and us getting ready to not
only become parents, but we're actually moving from Los Angeles
to Austin right now. So just the whole process that
we're going in. I just got done filming a movie,
The Marine six this month, I'm doing Miss and Missus.

(01:05:57):
We're on our way to wrestle Mania. I have a
baby on the way. There's just so much stuff going on.
You sign up for this reality show. Was your wife
even pregnant at the time. I assume it takes a
while for these deals to come and did well. So yeah,
before I'm trying to think, you know, I don't. I
don't even know. It's been so long, you know this,
it's it is a very long process to get it,
but they actually speed sped it through because uh, they've

(01:06:20):
been actually asking us to do this, this this show
for a while. Now, it's been about three years. Now,
what is what does Maurice do? Brace is pregnant? So
she was she was a WW superstar and all of
a sudden she became pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
And so she was on the road through.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
She spoke no English, essentially no English, and she actually
made it through.

Speaker 13 (01:06:40):
I mean, she's a success story. Wow, it's incredible. I
mean she's one of the most thick you had too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I'm sure he's like, oh, I'll tutor you in English,
you know, I'll help you out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
You know what funny you say.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's funny you say that because I remember after a
show I asked her, you know, hey, do you want
to go get a dinner somewhere? And so we went
out and got dinner and we made a stop off.
I thought it'd be a good idea to stop off
at a porn shop because I thought, you know, I
didn't want to get in the friend zone, you know
what I mean, Like, how do you not get in
the friend zone? Like, you know, take her to dinner

(01:07:14):
and we're driving, I was like, oh wait, pull over,
pull over, this will be funny.

Speaker 13 (01:07:17):
You know, this will be fun. We go in there,
She's wide eyed, like, what are you taking me here for?
I was like, oh, this is funny, this is funny.
Oh maybe this is the wrong move. So then we
ended up going outside and we ended up talking until
our plane, which was like probably three hours. And after
I left that conversation, I was like, man, if I
could only find a girl like that, that would be
so amazing. So I got off the plane, went right

(01:07:38):
to Barnes and Nobles, found a book to try to
teach me how to speak French. Really never learned how
to speak French, but there was the dedication that at
least that's how much I was so into this woman.
I was like, man, this girl is just so now.
The Europeans they are though she's French Canadian. Oh yeah,

(01:07:58):
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
I was going to say, because the Europeans they're very
open to sex, and you know they have multiple I
am her, I am hers. She would not allow that
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Okay, all right, So so she she would.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Shut that down real face, very fast. So when does
this show come out?

Speaker 13 (01:08:22):
This curious actually that it has no air data as
of yet, but it'll probably be coming up pretty soon
pretty shortly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I'd imagine now you say that the fans they didn't
respect you when you got into the WW ken world.

Speaker 13 (01:08:34):
Still feel like, yeah, I still feel like I'm trying
to because WW is like a fraternity. You know, the crowd,
the audience, the the locker room. It's one big fraternity.
And if you're not part of it and you're an
outsider coming in, you need to work really hard to
get us to where we need to go. Is he
going to be able to put butts in seats? How
much competition is there amongst guys? Competition everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It's not that you have any ill well towards anyone necessarily,
but the fact of the matter is you want to
be the guy that is on all the right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
You want to be the big star.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
That's why you're there, and they want to be the
big star as well. So how do you deal with
that interpersonal stuff that's going on with other wrestlers.

Speaker 13 (01:09:16):
I think nowadays everyone is pushing each other to get
the best show possible out there, and how can we
make this the best possible show? Like when we're at
the Q Arena tonight and there's there's twelve thousand people
screaming fans, how can the bad guy get people to
boo them more? How can the good guy get them
to cheer them more. We're all working as one collective

(01:09:36):
unit to make the best show possible. So people will
go home and say, wow, remember that one time, and
they'll take memories that will last the lifetime. I mean,
that's what it's all about. So I think we're all
pushing each other, but everyone wants.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
To be the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
How much input does do the wrestlers have when it
comes to what's going to happen, what a storyline is,
or do they just come down and they say, MS,
here's what's gonna happen you this week?

Speaker 13 (01:10:00):
Are I always look at it like I always tell
people watch WWE like you watch a TV show like
you watch a movie. Actors always have an idea of
who their character is and what it is they need
to do, you know, but they they sometimes have to
follow a script, have to follow a storyline to get
things going around. So I think that's kind of what
WWE does in a roundabout way. How much say do

(01:10:23):
I have in my character? The mis a ton of say, Like,
I know my character in and out better than anybody,
and everybody at WWE. The producers, the writers, director, everyone
out there knows that I know my character better than everybody,
so they trust that, and they know that I love
this company and that I will do whatever it takes

(01:10:45):
to be a success story in WWE.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Ronda Rousey has she started with you here? She's in WWE. Okay,
she is officially signed. She is going to WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Have you met her? Have you talked to her? Absolutely?
What are your impressions? I think she's fantastic.

Speaker 13 (01:11:02):
I remember watching her at UFC thinking this is one
of the baddest women on the planet. Like this woman
carried UFC for I would say, what two years, three years,
and everyone looked at her as one of the top stars.
Can she make it in WWE. I don't know. I
haven't seen her in the w w E ring train,
in the art that is WWE. I mean, we are

(01:11:22):
completely different from UFC, and we've had UFC stars come
to WWE and fail, We've had them succeed. Do I
want ron A Rowsey to see succeed?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Hell?

Speaker 13 (01:11:32):
Yeah, because that brings more avenue, brings more people in.
The more people that come in for Ronda Rowsey will
be able to see my talents and I'll be able
to make them into mis fans.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Now, serious question, you and Ronda Rousey in a fight.
Who wins?

Speaker 12 (01:11:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I would never hit her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
I never hit, but I would not just see she
would kick your ass.

Speaker 13 (01:11:55):
I mean, she is one of the baddest women on
the planet. But I don't think my wife would allow
that to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Robs morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
All right, there's a story that someone alerted me to
happen here, and it's incredible theater.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
You're not gonna believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I thought when I read it, I go, this is
gonna be some sort of attempt to get views or
clicks or something.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
But then I watched a video. I go, that looks
pretty legit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
A guy, I think he was a handyman or somebody
doing some work at some home tried to have sex
with the family dog while no one was looking.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I got video. I'll show it to you in just
a minute. Let me go to the woman who this
happened to. Her name is Crystal. Good morning, Crystal, how
are you?

Speaker 11 (01:12:52):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
I'm I'm doing all right now. This is in Madison, Ohio.
That's I'm not even quite sure where that is. But
that's I was like, sounds like a haunt of Jeffrey.
He's got to know where that is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Do you know where that is? Jeffrey?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Yes, just before It's just at the eastern end of
Lake County.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah, there he goes, all right, so he knows.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
He said it was all of like the karaoke bars
they probably have there, all right, So Crystal, Yes, I
have this video. I haven't played it yet on RMGTV.
I encourage anyone to load up r MGTV here at
Roverradio dot com or with the Rover Radio app. But
sort of tell me the bag story before I play this.

(01:13:32):
What happened? Who is this guy and what happened?

Speaker 29 (01:13:37):
He is the guy that we hired to remodel our
bathroom because I about him is like really old. Yeah,
and he was referred by a friend that he's done
work for for years. And when he came over into
the esthimate and he left, that's who my fans asked,
I do not like him? And he wasn't me or anything.

(01:13:58):
I just I just did not like you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Got a bad vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yes, And.

Speaker 29 (01:14:05):
So we started working on our bathroom and it would
have took him ten days because he only worked for
only a few hours instead of eight hours.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
And by the way, hold on, who if you say
you don't like him, who said to hire him?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Your boyfriend or husband or whoever?

Speaker 29 (01:14:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's still hired.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I say, this is another example. He should have listened
to you. This is gonna be an argument for the
next twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Remember I told you not to hire all right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
So I like him. Yeah, But the husband, he's like, oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
This guy's cheapest, let's go with him.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
What could what could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
So then so he shows up, take some longer. He's
only working a few hours a day, all right.

Speaker 29 (01:14:43):
Go on, So when the night comes around and we
told him that we're not gonna be home Thursday, I
would he gets around my house around nine thirty ten
thirty and he starts working. And I told him I'll
be home around ten ten thirty after my daughter's appointment.

Speaker 11 (01:15:01):
And it doesn't give as much time to be home alone.

Speaker 29 (01:15:04):
And I think he planned it after we told him
that he can come in our house, will we the doorlocks?
He's not getting here or anything, and he can finish
working because we need our bathroom done and my daughter's
camera kept going off while I was at the doctor show,
Like I was showing her doctor her videos at night

(01:15:24):
when she's sleeping because she has health issues. And that's
the only reason.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Why I have a camera in her own have a camera?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
How old is your daughter? She's eight?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
All right, So you have an eight year old daughter,
you have a like a home security camera set up
in her room so that you can keep an eye
on her whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
All right, yes, when, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:15:43):
She has issues at nighttime.

Speaker 29 (01:15:44):
But I'm not like, I have people messaging me seeing
why do you have cameras in your daughter's who I'm
not that mom, Like if she's getting dressed or something,
I plugged the camera. I'm not a provert or anything
like it's my daughter. But anyways, it kept going off,
and then I got the kids in the car after
the appointment, and I'm like, let me just check these
cameras before I go and get my daughter's ice skates sharpened,

(01:16:07):
because it's right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Down the street for the appointment.

Speaker 29 (01:16:09):
And I'm like, why is he letting my dog out?
That's like the first one I came across, and he
knows my dog's allowed out of the kitchen because you
eat everything.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
So you have a dog, dog is in the kitchen.
You have like some sort of gate or something you
keep it in the kitchen.

Speaker 29 (01:16:24):
Yes, there's a gate. You can't get out, all right.
So I'm like, why is he letting my dog out?
And then the second video, I saw him chasing my
dog down the dust. I'm like, what is he doing?
And then I came across the one where he's like
on all four of his and his pants down. I'm
like what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I'm like, wait a second.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
So you're in the car, you're in like the parking
lot of the doctor's office or whatever, and and you
have your kids in the car or daughter or whoever
they're in the car, and you pull out your phone.
You're checking this out. How long are you watching these
videos for before you I.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Mean the first one, you go, okay, the dog, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
There's completely innest. Maybe the dog accidentally got out. That's
why he's chasing the dog down the stairs. He's trying
to get him back or whatever. And then you see
in your and this is in your daughter's bedroom of
all places. Yes, did he gets he takes off his
mad he takes off his pisteer.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
You gotta see this video and he gets down.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
The guy gets on all fours and he's trying to
coax the dog to mount him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Now, I mean, this is something. What do you do
when you're seeing it? Like a chatback feature on the camera.

Speaker 10 (01:17:32):
Could you tell him like, yo, quit having sex with
my dog or does he not have that?

Speaker 24 (01:17:37):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (01:17:38):
I was I'm not it does have that. But I
was so mad. I was I'm not sure what I'm
allowed to stay on the show, but I was. I
called a dispatcher and the first thing I said was
somebody better gets to my house before. I don't know
what I'm I'm allowed to say, but I said to
the dispatch I was like, you better get to my
house before I come on bass to Brinson, Yeah, all right,

(01:17:59):
she was.

Speaker 11 (01:17:59):
Whoa accident?

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Are you act?

Speaker 29 (01:18:00):
She's like trying to tell me, like ask me, we'll
excel that and stuff like that, and I was like, wow, no,
I'm like, I'm blind, you guy, wait until I get
up to the accident.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
So all right, so you're watching this, you see this,
and you you're you watch this, are you just in
shock this belief? I mean, you're looking at this with
your own two eyes. This guy trying to have sex
with your dog in your house.

Speaker 29 (01:18:23):
I was. I wasn't so much shocked. I watched it
the first time. I'm like, this isn't right. I'm like,
let me watch it another time. I'm like, okay. I
was like, let me watch it one more time before
I call the cops. I was like, maybe I'm just
seeing like my eyes, are you know something my eyes?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Yeah? Yeah, you're going crazy or something. And by the way, Charlie,
she's probably seeing this. She's not necessarily watching this.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Lies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Oh yeah, she's checking me. Yeah. It probably records to
the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
So it's showing you here's a clip, here's you know,
you have two hundred video clips. Yeah, and you're looking
at it and you see this guy trying to have
sex with your dog. So you all right, So you
then go you you put the car in drive, you
start driving home, and you call the cops.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
At the same time.

Speaker 29 (01:19:06):
Oh, I'm sure didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Yes, Peter, do you want to see this video?

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Because I still don't even believe it. Okay, guy's gotta
be a mistake in it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
He's just playing with the dog and he's getting a
little bit rough, and maybe the dog just like jumps
on his bend, you know, all handy man like their
uh you know, their pants where that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Over your butt might stick out and the dog jump.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Maybe there's a completely innocent explanation, is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Peter.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
All right, let's watch us here on r MG TV. Uh, Crystal,
hang on a second. While we watched this, there's there's
is there audio to this video?

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
I mean you can just hear the guys say to
the dog, Oh okay, well come on, come.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
On, all right here it is all all the other
dogs are doing it here. Listen to this. Watch those heroes.
So there's the dog. This guy's walking around. He's got
his belt on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Now he gets a little funds and pants are down,
and he's like, come here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
He's trying to coax the dog to uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Look now he's giving the dog in h J.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Look at this dude.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, he's given the dog in h J, fluffing him. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
The dog just wants to play.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
It's got like a SoC or a chew toy or something.

Speaker 30 (01:20:28):
And uh and this guy, now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I think what happened And I don't know for sure,
but the guy the camera moves. I think the guy
saw the camera and he's like, uh oh, I used
to try to have sex with a dog and it
was caught.

Speaker 31 (01:20:41):
On camera, and he's like, oh, I mean I gotta go, dude,
you gotta yeah, you leave the country if he just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
It has to I'm correct, right, like he sees he
gets up and then watch he gets up and he's
gonna stand up and now watch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
The camera moved.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Because so he must have he asked, right, he must.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
This is a live camera. This is gonna be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
You immediately start trying to think of you know, like,
what could I say?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
How could I Is there any question seeing that?

Speaker 13 (01:21:25):
No, no question, He's given the dog a dog?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
And then he answered onto his ankle.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Here, I mean, it's sick, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I'm a laugh but I don't know how you can
help it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Now, okay, So so that's the actual clip that you
saw there when you're sitting in your car, right, yeah,
all right, So then you call the cops. Now, I
would think if I'm a nine to one one dispatcher,
I go, okay, I get so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Many prank calls. I would just.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Hang up on you if he tried to tell me
this story.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
What do you say when you call the dispatcher, like
I said.

Speaker 29 (01:22:03):
I'm not sure what I'm I'm allowed to say on
the show, but I did say that it was like
the first thing I said. But she answered, I do
you know? She answered because I was just so mad.
I was like blacking in and out and I was like,
I was like, I'm gonna bash this, you know, yes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:22:20):
And then I was like, I was like.

Speaker 29 (01:22:21):
I'm going to stab him. I was like, I don't
care if you guys are there or not. I was like,
but somebody better get there before I do. And she's like, well,
what exitent are you at? And I was like, I
don't know. You got wake some blind and then he
told the cops. It was on camera that yeah, you
have to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Explain to the cops before they I mean, you must
tell nine one one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
You say, so you tried to explain this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Hey, I'm watching this guy in my home tried to
have sex with my dog.

Speaker 30 (01:22:46):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 32 (01:22:48):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:22:48):
I told him.

Speaker 29 (01:22:49):
I was like, there's this guy that we hired to
our bathroom is movesting my dog. Because at one point
he was and I'm like, like, what the hell is
going on in his like mind? Like that's not normal,
and he told the caps once they got there that
he was fixing his long Johns in his underwear in
Backgaarnter's room. Like I didn't, like, I don't see No,

(01:23:12):
He's saying, oh, yeah, he's stayed. I got videos of
him going back to work.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
He knew like nothing he ever happened.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Grab your tools and get the hole.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Never stop, you just keep going because you know, you
know that jig is up. Now that camera seemed to
move or it must be on like a night stand
or addresser or something.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
But did he see the camera? Do you think?

Speaker 29 (01:23:37):
So it's not my daughter's vanity that we made her
And I don't know how he didn't see it because
it's not hiding I don't And there's like a camera
on our dining room table whenever he walks in that
he could see. Just I put that one up because
we knew that he was going.

Speaker 11 (01:23:52):
To be here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not.

Speaker 29 (01:23:54):
Hiding them, and so I didn't think that he would
really do something. But he did not see the one
and my daughter's room he.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Must until until after he was then he saw it
at the end, right, Yeah, So he tells he tries to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Tell the cops. No, I'm just adjusting. What did he
explain for the HJ that he was giving the dog?
How did he explain that?

Speaker 11 (01:24:17):
So I the cops got there before I.

Speaker 29 (01:24:18):
Did, and once I pulled up, I started run up
to the house and the one cop jumped down and
he's like, hey, hey, hey, And I showed him the
videos and he wouldn't let me talk to him. I
was allowed to buy him or anything, even though he
was still inside my house. I had sit in my car,
So I don't They weren't disbelieve. They couldn't even believe
what they were seeing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Yeah, I mean see everything. They see everything. That cop
must have gone home and told his wife or girlfriend.
You wouldn't believe what happened on the job today. I mean,
this is this is this, I've never heard.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Of such a thing. So uh so what they do they.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Take the guy off in handcuffs right then they arrest
the guy? Or what what did they do?

Speaker 29 (01:24:56):
I said I wanted to press charges, and they said
that they can't arrest them because they didn't catch him
in act.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
I'm like, you, guys, you see the cops the video.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
No, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Wreait a second, So hold on, so if you had
video of him murdering someone and uh, but they didn't
catch him in the act.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
They couldn't arrest them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
They they didn't take him away, and it comes right then.

Speaker 29 (01:25:22):
But I was like, since you guys can't arrest him,
I'm like, how about you guys leave. I'm pulling my
cameras and I beat the hell out of them. And
then you know, it's like, come on, like you guys
want to front row seat to him resting my dog?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
So what did they do?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
They just tell the guy to pack up your tools
and get out of here.

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
What Yeah, they sure did, and he laughed.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Wait hold on, okay, wait, hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Charges were pressed, right, even they didn't arrest them, but
they are were charges filed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
They maybe go to.

Speaker 29 (01:25:55):
The pre station and I had to upload the videos
and I had to wait on the press to see
if she wants to do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Oh my god, they what they did?

Speaker 29 (01:26:04):
This happen on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Okay, here's the prosecutor.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Let me let me just give the prosecutor a hit.
You gotta press charges.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
This guy's this lunatic is in somebody's home trying to
have sex with their dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
You'll never have a case. This is clear cut. I
mean it's right there, slam dunkle.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
This is this guy is I mean, wow, wow, all right,
So I can't believe they didn't take them away in
handcuffs right then.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
That absolutely is mind blowing to me.

Speaker 29 (01:26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:26:34):
I even asked him. I was like, can't he get
in trouble for being.

Speaker 29 (01:26:36):
In a little girl from with his pants down? And
they said no because she was at home. I think
that makes no sense because at somebody at nighttime, middle
of the night, and somebody goes to a park or
outside and they're going, they pull their pants on the pier,
they get in trouble.

Speaker 12 (01:26:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah, you're in somebody's home trying to coax their dog
and they're having sex with them.

Speaker 9 (01:26:56):
There's a guy in the news who went to a
girl's bedroom and he started like humping the m ol dog.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Do you ever that?

Speaker 32 (01:27:00):
Yeah, that's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
There's no girl in the bedroom with that. Now I
saw that. I think you got do you have like
do you have video?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
From do they do you have video? I see the
cop here? Let me just play the rest of this here.
Watch here's watch this here, Dieter. You can see a
cop here at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
A quick at body camp. Yeah, hold on, let's see here.
Hang on a second.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
So here the guy leaves and then walks down the stairs.
But here's a cop here. Hold on, it just goes
back to work.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
This guy.

Speaker 32 (01:27:35):
Huh okay, I can't it's all.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
It's all I got. It's just the company's just standing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
There is there video that you have of them confronting
this guy in the home.

Speaker 29 (01:27:55):
I don't know just when I when I first got there,
he said that he was just seeing his launch and underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
That's it on all fours.

Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
What about the tugging of the dogs.

Speaker 29 (01:28:08):
I was like, that's a new funny way to fishure
along and so I've never seen that before.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeh, listen this guy. First of all, did you show
up to work the next day? But he should come back?

Speaker 11 (01:28:17):
I wish you would have yea.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Is he contacted you at all? Like, Yo, why are
you doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
No?

Speaker 29 (01:28:22):
He isn't said anything.

Speaker 11 (01:28:23):
I know that a.

Speaker 29 (01:28:25):
Couple of people were messaging boxing ACI seeing that the
somebody spraying at his boat outside in his front beyond
seeing doggy style, here's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
The thing, Like, I'm laughing about this, but this is
a serious thing. Imagine you know, if he saying the
dogs imagine, I mean you can only imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
What if what if there was a little girl that
was home there or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
And what if what if this woman ran out to
the store or whatever and leaves. You know, who knows
what he might have done with the kid. This guy
is in people's homes. You trust people that come into
your home to do work. You probably shouldn't because you know, look,
there's a bunch of creeps out there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
But still, this guy is going into homes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
If he has done this, this, this can't be the
first time that he's done something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Absolutely, you could tell you.

Speaker 11 (01:29:13):
He was too comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yeah, And did he.

Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Seem dronk or high or anything or just that's what
his whole plan is today.

Speaker 11 (01:29:21):
So I'm not sure if he was high.

Speaker 29 (01:29:23):
But I they find out through the family that referred him,
he was on drugs and he's been clean for three years,
and I was upset about that because I have kids.
You should have mentioned that that he was on drugs
in the past.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
You don't recommend somebody who's the heroin addict to go
go to somebody's house that they work or something.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
At least I wouldn't you know or whatever the drugs
the guy was on.

Speaker 29 (01:29:47):
I don't know for sure, but I'm not sure what
drugs he was on. I know he was a drug
addict and an alcoholic, but I don't care. If you're
three years sober, ten years sober, you tell somebody to
have kids in your home.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Out the dog if you've seen any and I'm just
playing this video in the background here while I talked
to you, has the dog had any I mean, is
the dog traumatized by this?

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Do you have to get counseling for the for the dog?
Or is he completely normal? I mean, look at this
he's getting I mean, this is oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Is the dog normal?

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Do you think?

Speaker 11 (01:30:23):
Yeah? I think he's sign.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Yeah he doesn't, he doesn't. The dog has no idea
what was going on. The dogs just wanted to play. Huh.

Speaker 29 (01:30:30):
Yeah, yeah he is.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
Maybe that's why he didn't actually ever mount. He never
actually mounted, right, No, Okay, is this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
The only time the guy was alone in the home
with with the dog that you know was?

Speaker 11 (01:30:45):
Yeah, yeah, he does.

Speaker 29 (01:30:47):
The only time we let him in the home and
he The funny thing is that he has a guy
that works.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
For him, a younger guy.

Speaker 29 (01:30:52):
And I won't mention his name because he's done nothing
wrong and I'm not gonna ruin his.

Speaker 11 (01:30:56):
Career or anything.

Speaker 29 (01:30:57):
But he sent him off to home people to get
because he forgot something worse.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
So he knows. So this, this whole thing was planned out. Yes,
talk to that guy. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:31:11):
I'm not sure if they talked to him or not.

Speaker 29 (01:31:13):
They asked, if they did, ask me if he was
involved with anything that I said, Uh no, I didn't
see him. He didn't even get there until the whole thing.
After everything happened.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You come, you pull up to the house that you're
doing work at.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
The cops are there and your boss was in there,
and you're like, oh my god, what happened. Did he
have a heart attack or something, or you know what,
what what happened? You rush in there and they're arresting
or actually they interested, but you know they.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Sex with a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
That's the last thing you would think, humped by a dog.
Does this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Do you have any idea? Does this guy have a
dog of his own at home?

Speaker 29 (01:31:55):
I'm not sure on that, but I know the guy
that was not just singing on the book, he I
guess he lives in Duke X next to him, and
he said his dogs go over there all the time alone.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Oh no, no, you're kidding with all the neighborhood dogs obviously,
who is by the way, his dogs? The neighbors dogs
go over there? Who would that's weird? Did you ever, like,
would your dog ever? You let a dog? Your dog
go over to your neighbor's house. You're cool as your neighbor.

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
Yeah, my neighbor's dog comes over, doesn't go in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
I mean, what hangs out in my yard? My dog's
a little wild.

Speaker 10 (01:32:32):
But yeah, if my dog is more friendly, I'd let
him go to the neighbor's house and hang out for
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Not after this story. I mean, this is wow. All right?
So this guy, uh, I guess you're gonna wait to see.
I mean, they have to press charges.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
You can't let someone get away with this, right, No.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
I hold that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
I'm my mind's blown that they didn't just arrest them
right there. I can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
With the video you go right right here right If
it was just her and she said that she saw
that you, I don't know, maybe this said coke or something.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Maybe this woman's crazy, but she has the video.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
You have to charge this guy there is there's absolutely
no way that you you let this guy out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
You got to get him.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
I don't know what laws, some sort of animal abuse, laws,
abuse reality, you name it. It's got to be something.
But they need to check into this guy. If he
has a.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Dog of his own, is he doing this?

Speaker 10 (01:33:23):
I mean, obviously he's got to apl to make sure
he's not going to like fostering dogs or anything, because.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Who knows, right, good point?

Speaker 12 (01:33:31):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
All right, well, Crystal h you posted this video. Someone
said that you posted this video somewhere and that they
took it down.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 29 (01:33:42):
Yeah, I posted on Facebook. Somebody reported it and then
I disagree with it, and they put it back up,
and then somebody else reported it and they actually took
it down. And I'm restricted for twenty nine days on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Oh you're trying to get the story the price? Are
you kidding me? Are you kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Use?

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
So you're banned from Facebook? Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
All right, Well I'll post this video uh on radio
dot com and uh and and you can just link
to it there because this is this is this is
something else I got to find out what happens with
this story. They have to charge this guy. You can't
have to First of all, if you're a prosecutor. If
you don't charge this guy when you are up for reelection,

(01:34:30):
the person runic against you just points to this video
says he did he or she didn't prosecute this dog effort,
and you'll lose the election. All right, Crystal, thank you,
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
Good luck. You know, I'm glad you caught this creep.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
And I guess you probably don't want to name the
guy because who knows you don't want to. You know,
he hasn't been charged yet. Well, if he's charged me,
I would blast this guy's name all over the place.
Got you, all right? All right, Crystal, thank you. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Hang on the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Line here a second, and I don't know, she's making
some sort of comment like she wants to talk to
her or something.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
I don't know what that. Peter, Well you think of that?

Speaker 13 (01:35:13):
Wow, you were telling the truth. I'm like, you guys
are exaggerated. You're twisting the story. He's just playing with
the dog. Now, that's one hundred percent. He's getting humped
by the dog. He's trying to get humped by it. Wow,
that is uh, it's something else.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Now here's a guy that claims that Deshaun watson is
wants to adopt this dog. Now I don't know if
that's true, but that's come on, that's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Yes, soon, all right, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Got to take a break. We'll be right back on
Rover's More to Glory Hang the gold.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Tempster gone, but for an unfortunate few. Griggage is a
year round problem.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
My penis is quite small.

Speaker 27 (01:35:49):
Welcome back to Rover's morning story.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
All right, let's have Jeffrey come in and get on
the couch of smears.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Perform. Jeffrey, you my friend, the greatest teeser.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Yeah, if you could teach Dougie a thing or two
about doing teases for the shisy, that would be great.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
So I asked you what you did yesterday, and you said, well,
you're not gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Believe my last forty eight hours.

Speaker 13 (01:36:24):
Because I the reason why I said it, because I
think that you would believe me if I told you.
That's why I can tell you what the lat I
can tell you what I did my taxes yesterday, and
you already did them yesterday, tournham in yesterday, and I
paid for it ready the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
City tax taxes okay city, Okay, because his other taxes,
he's already gotten the refund all.

Speaker 13 (01:36:50):
That and that that they've already been squared away with
the state in the federal Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Right, yeah, So what's the big newss? What's happened over
the post?

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Okay? Well, you know my.

Speaker 13 (01:37:03):
Monday, I was getting ready to take my wife to
her doctor's appointment.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Yes, okay, one, yes, because you were supposed to turn in,
you were gonna leave here, you were gonna go home,
turn in your city, Texas and take your wife to
the hospital, even though you had to work at the
fence company job that that afternoon. But we pull that
microphone away from your mouth just a little bit, a
little bit, and there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Perfect. Okay, what do you got for me?

Speaker 13 (01:37:30):
So go on, yes, yes, I since it's the screen
grab of an email I got, that's how this whole
It was supposed to have.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Been a Nigerian prince saying that you have fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
No, wasn't that five?

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Thou let me let me prep.

Speaker 13 (01:37:48):
It was supposed to have been a run of the
mill day, like every day, not not.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
You know, just like but nothing weird happening because.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
You can't godayesday?

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
All right? So yes, okay, so.

Speaker 13 (01:38:04):
See you guys want to sit and make jokes about it.
I almost decided not to tell you, I think. So
you sent the email to Snitzer. Well, it's that's how
this whole thing started. It's the uh, let's throw that
email I said, I sent that to you. I set
the screen grap an email I got yesterday. Okay, wait,
so yesterday was a cemail that Monday. No, actually, I
take it back with Monday. I got the email. That's

(01:38:25):
how it's that's how this whole thing started on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I can't read what this is Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
I do love Jeffery's font that he has the Comic
Sands if you look at the very top. His website
address is the Comic Sands at all right, And it
says your McAfee Total Protection.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Gonna reach you soon.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
We liked knowing that you chose our product, and we
want to brief you that Robert Jay is collector of
your order and preparation it for shipment. Your almost shipment
date is given below. If you wish to return an
item from this shipment or abort your order call us

(01:39:09):
at Fraudulent Security Department. And then it has a phone
number and then the customer ID is j dot Laroque. Okay,
all right, now this is this is I have an
idea of where this is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Know where this is going.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
Well, McAfee recently, what's the charges go up?

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
So wait, McAfee recently, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
My new computer that I got, it keeps saying it's
going to run out, and it just auto bought itself.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Yeah, but there's a difference. See that's a legitimate yeah. No,
but it keeps saying it ran out. Do you want
to buy it? I keep saying no, I'm not buying that.
I mean you can tell by the wording there.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
It is very interesting. Nobody mentioned nobody named Robert J.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Was in control of orders. Do you get that email?
And then what happens?

Speaker 13 (01:40:04):
And then on my computers, I have a different software,
any virus software.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
OKA got maware bytes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Okay, that's good stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:40:13):
Okay, I do the number when I say, look, I
didn't I and I told him look I didn't order
to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
I didn't. This is good. Not let it go?

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Okay, can you call and who answers, like when they answer.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
What do they it was? It was a guy with
a Middle East for an accent.

Speaker 13 (01:40:33):
Yeah, okay, yes, so and he said, and I just
simply explained to him.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I gave him the order number.

Speaker 13 (01:40:43):
I actually say, I actually archived that email for you know,
so I archived you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Get your name, social security number. No, I didn't give
them that information, let them go, so go on.

Speaker 13 (01:40:53):
So and they told me I had to go through
this real archus process.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Of what getting your money refunded? Ta, yeah, getting the
money refined?

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Yes, what do you have to do? So they.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Had to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Trying to explain.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
They had me go to this.

Speaker 13 (01:41:13):
One website where they can actually see your computer or
what's on your computer and everything or that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
You have to do it right, Yeah, hold on everyone,
We're just gonna let them tell the story before we
jump in.

Speaker 13 (01:41:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's good because because that's why this
is unbelievable. So then and then they so like they're
you know, like they said, they they bank with Chase,
I bank with Huntington. So they took my so what
happens to my screen goes blank?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Because it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Secure the connection okay. So they secure the connection and
your computer screen goes blank, so you can't see what
they're doing on your right Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:41:52):
So the next thing it happens they instruct me to
type in uh. They said, well, they're to refund me
the money, but you don't do it in like payments,
that the whole amount.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Can I ask the amount you start to show on
the email?

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
I think I think that's important because I want to enjoy. Yeah,
what is the amount?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
The amount?

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
When your total amount was six hundred and twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:42:14):
Okay, so that's how much you're getting charge for the
McAfee total protection.

Speaker 13 (01:42:19):
And I was trying to say I didn't order that product,
you know, and they didn't charge my card.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Right, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
They didn't charge your card. No they didn't. Oh okay,
so they got to call and get a refund, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
Something something to abort it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Yes, okay, so go on, you have to do what now?

Speaker 13 (01:42:37):
And so then what happens was they in struck me
to type in one hundred and sixty point zero.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Okay, okay, And I was getting nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Why are you getting nervous?

Speaker 32 (01:42:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
I was totally illegit so far.

Speaker 13 (01:42:55):
Well, and so I punched it at number and I
did see it up here on my screen.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Okay, he said, punch it in just once. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Part of this is.

Speaker 13 (01:43:07):
My fault because I actually like punched in the number
one because I was going to do it again, just
just you know, just to make sure I did it.
So while so then it showed sixteen hundred dollars. So
now now that's the next thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
It happened.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
This is right before I went to my wife's doctors appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
Yes, okay, you gotta get this done though.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Our affiliates were not ending the show at ten o'clock today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Go on, keep going, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:43:39):
So then it actually came out sixteen dollars, which was
actually came to my account, so.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Then deposited into your account.

Speaker 13 (01:43:47):
Yeah, okay, so now, but that was deancorrect him out.
It was nine hundred and seventy one dollars more than
when I was a post of God.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
The accidentally gave more money. Okay, so they refunded you
sixteen in order to correct that.

Speaker 13 (01:44:03):
Well, in order to correct that, I was gonna of course,
I was gonna give him them. I was gonna give
him back that money because it wasn't mine to begin with. Yeah, yeah, okay,
so they said, uh, to prevent me from them if
I'm going to the I r S to freeze my account,
I had to do this. What you're gonna love it?
This is this is where it gets real. It's where

(01:44:23):
are you guys gonna laughs?

Speaker 9 (01:44:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:44:26):
They had me go to best Buy again get two
gift cards, one for each, one for dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
So you had to go before.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
So what I did was so I.

Speaker 13 (01:44:47):
Told and I told them, hey, look, my wife's got
doctor boy. So I decided I have to go. I
decided to do this, kill two birds with one stone.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:44:56):
Then I dropped my wife and my son off to
a doctor's appointment af Fairview Hospital, and I go and
take care of this whole get perfect right now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Here's what Okay, keep laughing up, laughing up.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
It might happen to you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Laughing up boys laughing up? Yes, yes, so.

Speaker 13 (01:45:20):
Is best by helpful. So I did exactly go on,
I did exactly what they said. I get the cards.
I take the picture of the back of them. Cool
with the code on the right right now, I have
those pictures. I haven't said in this this yep. Okay,
well then so now as I'm driving to best Buy

(01:45:44):
to get these cards, yes, I get a text alert
from my bank my savings account wiped out.

Speaker 9 (01:45:50):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:45:57):
Okay, this is because you oh god, sorry, oh I.

Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
Got so win, get the cards, get out to my car.
Because the whole time this guy's on the line.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
Oh oh, say what that's handy of him to stay
on the line your time that you're taking Mary Elizabeth
to the hospital and going into best Buy. I didn't
want to get sidetracked here or ask too many questions.
But you're saying you got that text message on your
way to best Buy. Correct, Okay, that's in just one
and the guy was still on the phone with you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
So then you continue You went into best Buy after
you got the text message that your uh, that your
savings account had been wiped out. You continued into best Buy,
bought the gift cards.

Speaker 13 (01:46:39):
And I asked them what's going on here, because they're
they're telling me they're they're they're saying that what I
did was fraudulent.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Everyone was an accident, was unintuched acts.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
What did you do though?

Speaker 4 (01:46:51):
You put in an extra one?

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Yes, yeah, because I thought because I thought that didn't
register sixteen hundred instead of a hundred and sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
They were gonna send them back, and he put in
he's supposed.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
To type in one six zero and he played in
one six zero zero. They sent him too much money, So.

Speaker 4 (01:47:09):
Now they're gonna turn it into the I. R. S.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
Because that's who you would go to for that sort
of a matter, obviously. But he was being really helpful
and was on the phone with you, I mean, and.

Speaker 4 (01:47:20):
Then he said, do worry?

Speaker 2 (01:47:21):
Were you gonna get the money?

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Big blah blah blah.

Speaker 13 (01:47:23):
Good. So I actually asked have the number in my
phone that I called to I also.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Go on, go on, so then you go to best Buy,
you get the gift.

Speaker 4 (01:47:31):
Cards, and you give him the number.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
And I followed the instructions.

Speaker 13 (01:47:34):
Yes, I go back home and uh and I because
I take him back and go back to the hospital
to get my wife and my son, you know, to
pick them up. Because if you were by then and
they were done with her doctor appointment, yes, then they
tell me, uh, I'm sorry to tell you your wife had
to be taken to the emergency room.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Oh wait, did.

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
She know this story or this is.

Speaker 13 (01:47:58):
A separate thing I I told her while she was
up there. Another reason why is according to her, is
she got dizzy, so I think she could I had vertigo.
Doctors got afraid. They had her go up to the
emergency room.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
Now are you still on the phone with this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
No? Not.

Speaker 13 (01:48:16):
At that point was this guy's name that you are?
I didn't get the guy. I am just something to
least your name.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
So you've gotten a text message that says that your
savings kind of has been wiped out. However, you diligently
gave him the best Buy gift cards and your wife
is now put in the emergency room. Where does it
go from here? Then?

Speaker 13 (01:48:40):
I okay, Then I take my son home and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
I get it.

Speaker 13 (01:48:47):
I called her back, and I just learned that my wife.
Yeah yeah, yeah, please remember I think although either way
I found I told her, well, call me back when
you know when you look. When I left the I
visitor in the marine industry. Before I took my son home.
Then I I before I left, I strut to drink.
Will call me and let me know what happens. If

(01:49:08):
you need to get picked up or what's gonna happen? Okay,
winds up being admitted overnight? All right, Yeah, and I
and I had I had missed my fence company yesterday
because I had no idea what was going on with
going to release her that day or when. So that
so Tuesday morning was the day I turned in my

(01:49:30):
taxes and paid that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
Oh that's good. Okay, So all right, so Mary list,
but let's currently well okay, but at this point of
the story, she's still in the hospital. What do you
do with all your the Middle Eastern guy you're talking to.

Speaker 13 (01:49:45):
I tried, I tried a couple of attempts to get
a hold of them to see it, to see what
that f's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
Uh huh. And he didn't pick up. No, they they
just didn't.

Speaker 13 (01:49:59):
Just I didn't pick up or or say phone is
not in service anymore, crap like that. So then I
came to the real lays of realization.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
I just got scammed. Oh that's now, just came to that.
Did you ever give him the best by gift cards?

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
I always said, the pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Oh okay, the pictures of the numbers, the codes on
the back.

Speaker 4 (01:50:21):
Right, yeah. One I was like thirty one dollars left
on it. So wait, he's they.

Speaker 13 (01:50:30):
Took the they took the the nine seventy one dollars
debt extra that I wasn't allowed it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
I wasn't supposed to have. Okay, So let's break this down.
How much was in the savings cut? Real quick before?

Speaker 13 (01:50:44):
What savings was one thousand and sixty nine one thousand
take one thousand dollars and sixty nine cents?

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
Okay, and that.

Speaker 13 (01:50:51):
Was money I saved up from my uh my first
RMG check with the T shirt money.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Okay, So let's break this down. You ready to break
this down?

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
First of all, that email that you got that said
that you were going to be charged six six hundred
and forty two dollars, I mean, if you see this email,
here's let's keep put that back up now. If you
read this, we liked knowing that you chose our product,
and we want to brief you that Robert Jay is
collector of your order and preparation it for shipment. Your

(01:51:26):
shipment date is given below. If you wish to return
an item from this shipment or abort your order, call us.
Your McAfee Total Protection gonna reach you soon. This is
not a real receipt, This is a phony receipt. You
were never going to be charged? What was the amount

(01:51:48):
on this Snitzer? Six hundred and twenty nine dollars? See,
they didn't have your credit card. They didn't charge your
credit card. Isn't that weird? Like because you were never
charged that six hundred and twenty nine dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Correct? Right? Right? You never had the service? Correct?

Speaker 13 (01:52:06):
I had it on previous computers before before I switched
over to mallware bytes because it's the mallwaar bits it's
better quality.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
Okay, So this was sent to you by a scammer.
So then when you call him and he walks you
through the process. Now, have you ever had a return
or have you ever had a refund process where they say,
we need to log into your computer and turn off
the screen to secure the connection and encrypt it so

(01:52:34):
that we can offer you a refund on that six
hundred and twenty nine dollars. But we're going to do
it in installments, and now we need you to type
in one six zero on your keyboard.

Speaker 13 (01:52:45):
No inside you I should.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
You ever have you ever had a refund process go
that way ever before?

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
In your life. I didn't, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
So then when you type in the one six zero
and he tells you you put an extra zero or whatever,
it was a one one okay, so one one six
yer eleven hundred it was sixteen okay. And he said, oh,
you you typed in an extra thing. And so now
now we refunded you too much money. Did you check

(01:53:19):
did you actually get that money.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
In your account?

Speaker 4 (01:53:22):
I did not. Oh you didn't, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
So so you weren't charged and you weren't refunded. So
then when you uh got those well, first of all,
I don't know what in the world how did he
get into your savings account? Because they linked bank accounts
he watched, Jeffrey, that's right, remote software in because they

(01:53:44):
took control the bank.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Yes, right, then they.

Speaker 4 (01:53:47):
Bank with with huntingdon.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Fund the process like that before where you you know,
someone charged six and twenty nine dollars and they go,
we use a different so we have to like.

Speaker 4 (01:54:01):
Log into your computer.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Well you know what, Yeah, I'm gonna say I can
say this.

Speaker 13 (01:54:05):
I can safely say this lesson learned. It's a nineteen lesson. Yeah,
a very expensive lesson. Thanks for the reminder, Charlie, I
appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
This is I thought, oh, this sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Really I feel bad.

Speaker 7 (01:54:19):
But what did you think when the guy's on the
phone and you're you get the text message he says,
your savings account's been wiped out?

Speaker 13 (01:54:27):
Why do you still go into best Buy? I have
no freaking clue. I did how I thought I was
doing yelling guys, and he wasn't really yelling at me.
But I was ready to go to the I r
S though, turn you right now, and so that was
that was kind of scary that he was just trying
to go to the I r S.

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
Sound like something McAfee or any company would do, would
need to like, for instance, if someone body one of
our T shirts of the month right m H do
you think and let's say they go, I didn't you know?
I need a refund on it for whatever reason, I
got the wrong size?

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Do you think I would have to remotely log into
their computer and enter their bank account information in order
to give them a refund. And then would I threaten
them let's say gave them too much money back. I
threatened to take them to the IRS. I know you
would do that, as you said, no, leg I don't
know but now, okay, so I think there's probably a

(01:55:32):
lot of the process that we're also missing, right, because
once you linked, you logged into Huntington, correct, He goes, oh, yeah,
we used Chase, so you must have had to somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
What'd you do?

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
Would you log into your bank account while he's looking
at your computer?

Speaker 13 (01:55:51):
No, it was before the remote we were remotely connected.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
I log in.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Do you get like a text message from Huntington telling you, hey,
there's you know you need, here's your one time password,
you need to enter this or some mean no, none.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
Of that craft.

Speaker 13 (01:56:06):
The only text message I got from Huntington was the
what happened with what with the savings?

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
With? What happened to my savings?

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
Well, it just says that.

Speaker 13 (01:56:17):
It just says you process a transfer, right.

Speaker 9 (01:56:23):
Okay, how'd you pay for the Best Buy gift cards
if your account was wiped out?

Speaker 13 (01:56:28):
Well, there was sixteen hundred dollars in the account at
that point, okay, and I went in to best Buy
and they and that's how I used my bank card.
Why was there sixteen dollars because that was remember remember
how I told you when I typened that amount of money,

(01:56:49):
and actually it showed up in my bank statement.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
Yeah, yeah, but see did they did this tappen the
Emerald card? Did you buy the best with the Emerald card?

Speaker 4 (01:57:00):
I see eral cards? Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
So they put extra money in and you say that
it showed up in your statement. Where did that show
up on the computer when the guy was logged in?
They showed up on my on my screen, right, you
know when he was logged in remotely.

Speaker 4 (01:57:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
See, because you didn't actually have sixteen hundred dollars in
your account.

Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
They never credited they never.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
They didn't give you any money never, and you didn't
actually type the button to make the mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
They typed that button.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
It was a scam in order to make you think
you got too much money back, and now they need
to get money.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
How much would they actually get from Jeffrey? How much
was in your savings account?

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
They got one thousand dollars from a savings account and
six hundred dollars from No, No, No, the Best By gift cards.
He bought two Best By gift cards five hundred apiece.
Oh I thought they were three hundred apiece.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
Five hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
They got two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
Jeez, Well, how much.

Speaker 7 (01:58:03):
Was it no, no, no, you're not totally sure. What's what
was in the savings account?

Speaker 13 (01:58:07):
No, my savings account showed before all the before all
this BS happened. It was one thousand dollars and sixty
nine cents. So what did you buy? How did you
buy the gift cards? I used by bank card? What
do you mean bank checking account?

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
Money?

Speaker 2 (01:58:23):
Yes, yes, account money, separate.

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Accounts, oh they okay, yeah, so same card, separate account.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Do you have any money left in your checking account?

Speaker 4 (01:58:31):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:58:31):
Yeah, I got I got my fence paycheck.

Speaker 4 (01:58:33):
And are you sure dollars? In some sense?

Speaker 7 (01:58:38):
Did you bring this up to the irs when you
were dropping off your taxes?

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
No, you didn't.

Speaker 13 (01:58:44):
I'm just wondering this was this was I went to
the City of Lakewood income tax office.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Okay, I don't know if you brought it up because
it gains threatened.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
Now hold on, So in order for them to log
in remotely to your computer, you must have downloaded something
and installed it for them.

Speaker 4 (01:59:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:59:02):
I could have downloaded Like yeah, but how the scam works?
You know that Mark rober guy, the glitter bomb guy.

Speaker 7 (01:59:10):
Yeah, he actually recently put out a whole video about
the scam.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
Okay, let me see here. I don't know if I
have time. I've got to take a break. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
Hang on.

Speaker 26 (01:59:25):
All entertainment icons have a great catchphrase Former Simpsons and
Anthony Snitzers.

Speaker 27 (01:59:35):
Back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
I was walking out of the building the other day
and one of the people that works here on our
AM station Seth. I don't know what he goes by
over there on the AM station, but when he worked
on this station, he used to go by Seth the Barbarian.
It does kind of look like a barbarian with his
long hair and bloodshot eyes. Yeah. Oh, every time you

(02:00:00):
see barbarians, they have like a big club and they're
like running across the field ready to kill you. I
can't imagine Seth the Barbarian ever.

Speaker 2 (02:00:09):
Moving that running. Yeah, Sandwich, slow walk.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
Club Sandwich. He told me a story on the way
out of the building, and this is a pretty crazy story,
and I was thinking about it later that day. He
should come in and tell that story. I think he
told the story on his show on the AM station.
He works for the afternoon show.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
There. We'll be on our best behavior.

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
We certainly won't call the Afternoon host any derogatory names
or anything like that, or play any sound effects or
anything like that won't happen. Let's bring in Seth the Barbarian.
Although I don't think he goes by Seth the Barbarian anymore,
but I'll ask him, and you got to hear this story, Deeter.
I think he'll be into this story. This is a

(02:00:56):
pretty crazy, crazy thing. Wait, yeah, hey, good morning. How
are you my man?

Speaker 12 (02:01:02):
Good?

Speaker 1 (02:01:03):
So you don't go by Yeah, there's a volue control
over there. You don't go by Seth the Barbarian anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Did not on that show? How did that start out?

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Just the way you look? Someone said you look like
a barbarian? Or did you coin your own nick no.

Speaker 4 (02:01:14):
I started as an intern on MMS in ninety seven,
and the Morning Show at the time, one of the
eighteen I was a part of actually named me set
the Barbarian.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
Because the way that it stuck.

Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
Yeah, because the hare used to actually go down the
middle of the back and the beard was like almost
eezy top kind of yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Yeah, so that's what they came up with.

Speaker 4 (02:01:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:01:35):
Seth also has told me that he does not smoke weed.
Now he looks stoned every single day of his life.
Though you used to like, right now, if you leave
me now, I look Stone, how do you have any
interaction the same way? How do you ever have any
interaction with the police, Because if you ever get a
speeding ticket, they immediately go this guy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
Is a pulled me out of the car siousness. Yeah,
they really do.

Speaker 1 (02:02:01):
He's probably done the field sobriety tests eight hundred times
in his life.

Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
Absolutely, Stone.

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
So it's just the way that I have bad allergies
when it comes.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
To and it causes your eyes to be read to
be red and glossy and puffy, and.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Does it hurt? It looks like your eyes are in pain.

Speaker 1 (02:02:15):
No, I feel right, you do. My eyes are in pain.
I'm looking at his eyes. My eyes are starting to
walk in.

Speaker 4 (02:02:22):
My nose is all stuffed up, and it's just it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Good, Anthony. Can you zoom in on his eyes? You
just don't get in on that camera there.

Speaker 4 (02:02:31):
I don't really want that.

Speaker 9 (02:02:35):
Did you use the smoke suck back in the day,
back in he worked at a rock station.

Speaker 4 (02:02:40):
The answer is yes, No, ninety six. Before even started
in radio, I had a big drug issue. Yeah. I
did everything you could possibly find and then I found God,
did you really? I started going to church four times
a week with the Bible study and all that kind
of stuff. Yeah, And so I'm from one extreme to

(02:03:01):
the other. And then decided there was a good mix
of everything. So y'all drink on occasion. I spoke cigarets,
but I don't. I got rid of the drugs, stopped
doing all that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
How old were you in nineteen ninety six then when
you had this drug thing?

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
Twenty all right, so you were doing everything. I was
working in the flats, working hooters. Oh yeah, well that
will do it. And back then the flats were fun.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
Yeah, and then just doing everything and probably doing drugs,
doing chicks.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
You absolutely going hog wild.

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
And then and then you start working in radio, and
then god, can you imagine this, Like the guy comes
at works in radio and he's doing none of that stuff.
Like that's why people get into Radio's the opportunity to
do it. I got married as soon as I started
in radio, and back in ninety seven, did you really?
So you got married at the age of twenty one,
twenty two, actually ninety eight, you still married?

Speaker 2 (02:03:48):
Not to that one.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
No, you're married, but just not to that one say
both heathers, And how confusing is that for friends that
you haven't seen, No, like if you haven't seen a
friend in a while, and like maybe near you the
first Heather that you were married to and say, hey,
how's Heather?

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
And you're like, I mean that could be Didn't that
be confusing? Maybe never change the tattoos.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
And at least when you're banging her out, you don't
actually you know, you know the wrong name or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:04:16):
If you think about whoever I want it?

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
Actually, yeah, all right. So Seth was in.

Speaker 1 (02:04:20):
We were walking out of the building the other day
and we were in the getting out of the elevator
and he told me this story and he starts it
out just with something goes, oh, this happened to me
last weekend, And I go, you know, that's a terrible
you know, I go, that's sort of just out of
the blue that he told this to me. Well, you know,
but tell me the story just like you told it
to me, because it kind of has a tie in

(02:04:42):
with you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
So two weeks ago, Saturday, I got up around seven
o'clock in the morning because I heard my wife getting
ready for work, works, bank, whatever, and I heard the
water go on in the shower and I needed to
go to the bathroom. So I got up, knocked on
the door, and I said, hey, I need to go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:05:01):
Take a dump.

Speaker 1 (02:05:03):
Would you take a dump? If she were in the shower?
Would you take a dump in the bathroom?

Speaker 4 (02:05:07):
A very private dunk. Guy, I don't go here. I'll
go to the basement.

Speaker 1 (02:05:13):
Here they have a bathroom in the basement. Yeah, how
did you get there?

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
I tried that before. It's a lot. Oh I need
this secret? Yeah, how do you get in there?

Speaker 4 (02:05:22):
It's open?

Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Oh, this is anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:05:26):
So I need to go to the bathroom and knock
on the door and I say, hey, I need to
use the bathroom. Real quick, I said, what is our
daughter doing up? Because I was walking out the hall
and I saw her sitting on the couch with you
pulled up and going through her school work, and said,
what's Molly doing up? And she goes, she's not up.

(02:05:47):
I just checked out her. She's sleeping, and so I
was like, well, what was going on? I back up.
I looked down the hall and there's some dude sitting
on my couch with a mask over his face, hot
up and he's just sitting there going through my daughter's school.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Work, like a four of how old? How old is
your daughter? Nine?

Speaker 4 (02:06:10):
Nine years old? Wait, what's on his face? He had
like a gray mask over his face. Mask. Yeah, I
couldn't see anything. WHOA, So I know, what the hell
you doing? This guy jumps up takes off for the door.
I just got out of bed, so I'm wearing boxers
and no shoes on. But I take off after him,

(02:06:30):
chase him through the front door. He takes the left,
going up the stairs to get out of the apartment
building because they live in an apartment. Yeah, and I
started chasing him that way. Little boy that lives next
door to us, who happens to be in my daughter's class,
jumps out of his door and says, it's everything all right.
As they get the f back in your apartment, I
turn around. This guy's gone, So I called the police.

(02:06:53):
They came out, they couldn't find the guy. Come to
find out that this guy tried actually to get into
the other apartment as well. And I started to look
around my place. He was missing. There were two iPads
sitting on the couch. Didn't take those. My wife's person
was sitting on the couch. He didn't take that. My
wallet was sitting right next to where he was sitting,
didn't take that. The only thing he took with my

(02:07:15):
car keys, which had you know, my house keys on
there and some more kis. But that's all he took.
And so that what concerns me the most is that
he didn't rob me, the fact that he didn't take
anything other than sitting there going through my daughter's stuff
for school. So the FBI ended up getting contact with
me because they had heard on you guys had them

(02:07:38):
on your show talking about the abductor guy, and they
wanted me to see some videos on your guy's website
and see if I recognized the guy as being the
guy trying to abduct children.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49):
We had the FBI.

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
They contacted us a while ago and they said we
were over help us out with this case, and there's
someone who is going into homes in the middle of
the night and abducting young girls.

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
Right out from their homes.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
When I first heard the story, I said, now it's
got to be we're not hearing the whole story with
these it's you know, it's an ex ex husband, ex wife,
you know something. You know, something's going on with these
but no, a total absolute stranger. Abductions are happening in
the area. These girls are being abducted, and I don't
think you know, they haven't said what's happening. But I
don't think you have to be a rocket scientist to

(02:08:26):
figure out it any good. I mean, it's not like
he did return the girl. One girl he took for
about twenty four hours.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
We don't know what he does.

Speaker 1 (02:08:33):
We don't know, well, we do know what he did.
We know what he did.

Speaker 25 (02:08:37):
I mean they were specific. Well, I don't think you
have to be theater. Okay, Well that's what bothers me
about this guy. This guy was literally twenty feet away
from where my daughter was sleeping. My wife is say it,
but they get in the bathtub, and this guy's wandering
around my house. My keys were in the kitchen, so
my wife was just literally out on the couch paying
bills fifteen minutes before this happened. So the guy was

(02:09:00):
probably hiding out in the kitchen on the couch and
paying bills. She didn't even notice the guy was in there.
She goes in take a shower.

Speaker 4 (02:09:09):
I get up. This guy's going through my daughter's stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:09:12):
Now I would say that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
You know, you think if he wanted to abduct your daughter,
you'd probably just get in, grab the daughter, get out, right.

Speaker 2 (02:09:19):
You want to look through her school folder?

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
That's creepy, that's what That's what bothers, right, I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (02:09:25):
I would he do that?

Speaker 6 (02:09:26):
Why?

Speaker 2 (02:09:27):
Who knows how to learn what school she's at? Boy?

Speaker 4 (02:09:31):
I mean the amount of stuff that we had out
there that you could actually take from.

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
Us, you didn't want it. If he was a drug.

Speaker 4 (02:09:36):
Addict and was there to get stuff to sell buy
some drugs, he would have taken it, and he could
have taken a lot real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:09:42):
Did you check how he got in? I was just
gonna say, it's the first thing door through the patio door,
and was it open?

Speaker 4 (02:09:48):
We lock it every night, but the lock is kind
of grappy on there, so we just kind of jiggled
it until it popped and walked right on in.

Speaker 9 (02:09:54):
Well.

Speaker 10 (02:09:54):
The weirdest thing really is like you walked past him
and he didn't run away right there, right, I didn't
walk pas. I thought you saw him like sitting in
the back of the saw him sitting on the.

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
Couch, So you think he heard you moving around and you.

Speaker 4 (02:10:06):
Had to hear me talking to my wife through the door,
and he continued to just sit there like stuff, but
until I yelled, and then he took off.

Speaker 2 (02:10:14):
What'd you say? What the hell are you doing? And
then I start chasing what I I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:10:18):
Think it's a situation.

Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
I think I would go back into the bedroom and
close the door and lock it. I don't know if
i'd do like your.

Speaker 6 (02:10:24):
Kids in all in a bathroom where that man is.

Speaker 1 (02:10:26):
So that's that's why he put my kids in kung
fu class or something. You know, you're on your own, sweetheart.

Speaker 10 (02:10:31):
But if you're talking to your wife, he hears you
talking to your wife. This guy and he still sits there,
does to sit there until says he says something that's nuts.

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
So does your daughter wake up when this hit? When
you start yelling?

Speaker 4 (02:10:44):
When I start yelling, my daughter got up.

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
Oh Jesus, does she walk out of her bed?

Speaker 4 (02:10:47):
I came back in from chasing the guy. My wife
and daughter were standing there, going, what's going on? You
don't have a gun? I do not. Are you going
to get a gun? I put in sever security into
my places. The first up, all my doors and windows are.

Speaker 1 (02:11:05):
He probably got a live endorsement on that is that
because they're the live raids.

Speaker 4 (02:11:11):
But I'm happy to say that. But I did put a.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
Metal rod in there. Also, what about your keys? Did
your replainber got the keys back?

Speaker 4 (02:11:20):
So replace the dead bolt? The apartment building I live
and refuses to replace the lock on the front door
of the apartment building so you can actually still walk
in and go through the hallways. And as far as
my car, I bought one of those club things until
like the actually, you know, replace all the locks and

(02:11:40):
oh yeah, what a pain in the ass. That's kind
of right. And however, I will say this, I talked
to the Attorney General's office. They also heard the show
and called and said that the state would actually pay
for any out of pocket expenses. So if I have
to replace the ignition of my car, the locks of
my car, there's like a victim's fund that will cover that.
He almost set up the cars like a bait a

(02:12:02):
bait car. I thought about that, but again, I don't
think the guy was there to rob me. If he
wanted to rob me, he could have and he hasn't
come back to the car.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
What do you think? What do you think was going on?
What does your gut tell you. My gut tells me
one of two things.

Speaker 4 (02:12:17):
Either that guy was there with bad intentions from my daughter,
or he was there because he was stupid, high, drunk
or something and just kind of sat down and was
going through stuff, and I startled him and he took off.

Speaker 2 (02:12:32):
This is on.

Speaker 1 (02:12:34):
What day of the week was this Saturday morning? Saturday morning,
seven o'clock in the morning, seven am. We're talking Olmsted Falls.
We're not talking about I'm not inner city Cleveland, right,
I'm talking Olmsted Falls. It's a nice area.

Speaker 4 (02:12:47):
What do you think theater what he was doing.

Speaker 9 (02:12:49):
I really think he took the keys and his plan
was then to come back and grab his daughter.

Speaker 1 (02:12:56):
And I think he was so fixated with why he
takes so much time to guy shit down and start
going through her school work, and.

Speaker 9 (02:13:03):
He was so fixated on anything with his child's homework.
He's just staring at it, getting into like, oh this
girl I'm gonna try to take He's having hearing Stef
talk to his wife. He's just into the stuff. I
remember this guy in the news. He would come back,
you know, in the middle of the night, and Greant did.

Speaker 1 (02:13:20):
He was staking these kids out, so follow me.

Speaker 9 (02:13:22):
He wanted, you know, final anything he can't could about
this this kid.

Speaker 1 (02:13:26):
Yeah, the guy that there was profile on our show
and I'm sure you can find that at Roverradio dot com,
would would steak out. They have other people surveillance videos
and stuff from the neighborhoods. The guy didn't just show
up one day in the middle of the night. This
was going on for weeks. Multiple times he would go
and steak out the home, look through the windows, try
to enter the home.

Speaker 2 (02:13:47):
This this is not a one and done thing.

Speaker 9 (02:13:48):
What this was even the first time he was in
seths apartment as he was there before and nobody ever realized.
And this is the first time that actually realized that
I was on the couch and that's the thing. We
live on our first floor.

Speaker 4 (02:13:59):
So I mean, you can see you through these windows
easy as you want. I mean, right, it's simple, dude,
look at our place and even try to get into
our place.

Speaker 1 (02:14:08):
Not anymore do you think that now? Look, I mean
this is bizarre. There's two things there could be. He
could be right, it could be some guy that's it's
just you know, heroin epidemic going on right now. It
couldn't be some dude that who knows he is out
in his mind.

Speaker 4 (02:14:23):
But if he was, I don't think that he would
have been as startled as he was and be able
to run out the way that he did. True, I mean,
this guy wasn't. He didn't look like he was struggling
to run for me. I mean, this guy was quick,
and he jumped up those stairs and ran the hell
out of there, and he absolutely looked like he knew
what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (02:14:40):
You know, was talking to my wife about it.

Speaker 4 (02:14:41):
If it was a guy that was sitting there on Heroin,
if I walked out on that I just sat there
and stared at him, he would have had any idea
what day it was.

Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
So you look, you looked at the stuff, the video
on Rover Radio dot Com of the you know, they
do have some limited surveillance video the guy walking around
neighborhood casing. Now this before he abducted this girl, this
one girl which he took for twenty four hours. One
of the FBI people told me, this is the most
dangerous person in their twenty year FBI career or whatever
it was. It's the most dangerous person they've ever encountered.

(02:15:14):
Brazenly going into homes and snatching kids. He watched that video,
were you able to figure out whether it was the
same could be the same person or wait?

Speaker 4 (02:15:26):
I honestly, the brief look that I got at this
guy chasing him, I saw him from behind, and I
saw the mask when you know, I looked out in
the living room and he jumped up and left. I
didn't get enough of a look to be able to
tell whether it was that guy or not.

Speaker 1 (02:15:41):
And if you were stowed out of your mind, you
wouldn't have a mask on either, right.

Speaker 6 (02:15:45):
But what kind like you have behind Peo pulled out there.

Speaker 4 (02:15:48):
Looked like a stretching kind of mask over his face.
And that's what the kid even next door said, because
he tried to get in again into the apartment next door.
He was smoking cigarettes and actually some of my cigarettes
were missing, and my lawyer was on but the kids again,
just to raise stretching mask covering the entire face. He
couldn't see anything. What if he was like, I don't

(02:16:08):
know if he was wearing gloves or anything. Yeah, fingerprint
you Ever, when I called the Almoston Falls police, they
came up, they looked around the area. They did no fingerprinting,
which is the FBI was wondering why they did not.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
Why would your fingerprint the door that the guy came,
the folder that he was going. Absolutely, I mean this
is a I mean that's a or the door that
he left through dropping ball. I think they didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:16:30):
Really do anything as far as you know, fingerprinting or
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (02:16:34):
So well, that's weird, very weird.

Speaker 9 (02:16:37):
What maybe the first step is he dos for fingerprints
look on the couch. Maybe I don't know, DNA on
the couch. Maybe that's too far.

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
But well, I think I think that the local police
are probably just thinking that it's a burglar, or it's
it's a you know, probably a petty I mean that's
not petty, but you know what I mean, they're probably
not tying it together with potentially this abduction case that's
going on.

Speaker 9 (02:16:58):
He didn't steal anything so key, he didn't take the
iPads the wall.

Speaker 1 (02:17:01):
Maybe that's why they weren't too concerned about fingerprint. I
don't know, you know, they also you know what I told.

Speaker 4 (02:17:07):
The one officer, I said, look, I got to walk
my daughter up to convenience store because I don't have
keys to the car. I gotta get her something eat.
His response was, well, a little exercise. Never heard anybody. No,
I know, I'm a fat guy.

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:17:22):
It's funny on any other day than what some guys
sitting there going through my daughter's stuff and broke into
my home.

Speaker 6 (02:17:28):
Yeah, what's in because I know it's in my kid's backpack.

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
She's also a couple of years younger than your daughter.
What's in your daughter's backpack? Yeah? What was he looking at?

Speaker 4 (02:17:36):
And the folder that he was looking he just had
her homework, homework, school works.

Speaker 9 (02:17:42):
Maybe he's trying to guess her age by her schoolwork.

Speaker 2 (02:17:45):
Or trying to learn her name so later he can
like call her some sort of just sexual satisfaction.

Speaker 4 (02:17:51):
Looking at the handwriting of a nine year old.

Speaker 10 (02:17:53):
Think about like later you go up to school and
be like, hey, I need blank.

Speaker 4 (02:17:56):
Well we notified the school. Good. That's good as far
as you know that this guy was in our apartment
and also you know, trying to get into one of
the apartment of one of her classmates so that way
they don't let anybody near her.

Speaker 2 (02:18:11):
So I'm so sorry. There's nothing more terrifying.

Speaker 4 (02:18:13):
And think of something, dude, I mean again, I would
have felt better right now if the guy just took.

Speaker 6 (02:18:17):
My stuff and left right But the fact that the
really scared me is when you said he could have
been right there when my wife didn't even see him
paying bills.

Speaker 2 (02:18:25):
She gets into the.

Speaker 6 (02:18:26):
Shower, takes a bath, My daughter's sleeping. You're sleeping for
some reason, you just get up and go to the bathroom,
Like that's scary he could have.

Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
Thank god, I heard the water go on him. Yeah,
Mike Erron rovers.

Speaker 30 (02:18:37):
Wanna go like, good morning, Mike, Hey, what's up man?

Speaker 4 (02:18:40):
Yo, what's happening?

Speaker 12 (02:18:41):
But hey, I honestly think, in my opinion, this guy
was in the apartment looking at his daughter stuff. He
knows your daughter's name, he knows what school she goes to,
he knows who her teacher is, how old she is,
what time she gets to school, what time she gets
out of school. I mean, this is crazy, man. I

(02:19:02):
mean and like, like Dieter said, I think the reason
he didn't hear you guys at first is because he
was so infatuated with what he found. He was so
excited like, oh, yeah, I got this girl. I mean, dude,
you got to think about it like that, Like what
if that's really what happened. What if that's why.

Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
He didn't hear you.

Speaker 12 (02:19:18):
He didn't notice because this guy's crazy. He's psycheled.

Speaker 24 (02:19:21):
Man.

Speaker 12 (02:19:21):
I mean, the way world the world worst today, it's insane.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
Do you move?

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
Do you immediately just get out of this apartment and
move somewhere else?

Speaker 2 (02:19:31):
Ah, come on, you think?

Speaker 4 (02:19:33):
No? You got to live your life. Can't be afraid
of everything. You put it in a security system. Don't
God know where our daughter is at all times? I mean,
you know, my wife takes her to school every morning.
She doesn't sit there wait for a bus.

Speaker 2 (02:19:44):
But this guy breaks in. I'm not saying it's the
same guy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
In fact, it likely isn't the same guy, and it
probably is not as sinister as we're making it out
to be hopefully odd. But if it was that this
guy was brazen enough to go into homes in the
middle of the night, walk over dawn, the parents are
asleep in another bedroom, and just take these kids right out.

Speaker 4 (02:20:03):
Of their bedrooms.

Speaker 1 (02:20:03):
So even if you know where your daughter is, it
doesn't mean that this guy won't stanch right.

Speaker 4 (02:20:07):
And I understand that, but at the same time, I can't.
You're not gonna live every day in fear. Now as
far as buying a gun, you know, my wife has
always been pretty anti having a gun, especially with her
daughter in an house, but it's something that she's definitely
leaning more towards now.

Speaker 2 (02:20:25):
Gotta get gotta get it both got to yet one.

Speaker 4 (02:20:27):
You know, I've talked to Drive and you know he
talks about having, you know, a safe with a thumbprint access.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
That's what I have right next to my bed.

Speaker 4 (02:20:35):
So maybe that's something to look into, man, because honestly, if.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
The guy would have attacked you, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
I mean honestly, I mean you're there in your boxes,
your ball sack, hanging out.

Speaker 2 (02:20:45):
I would have done whatever I had to do, I know.
But but the guy could have attacked. He could have
had a.

Speaker 1 (02:20:49):
Knife, he could do anything. You know, you need to
be able to protect yourself in.

Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
Your own home. If I had a gun, the only
thing I'd be talking about on the show right know,
is how to clean my carpet because I would have
shot the guy. That would have been the only issue.
But I'm not gonna live every day freaking out.

Speaker 6 (02:21:05):
But you did the right thing. But get into security system.
Just make sure you arm it. I can't tell you
how many people don't arm their well, I mean that's
that to work. People don't arm their alarms. It's just saying,
but that's a good thing, honestly.

Speaker 2 (02:21:20):
I mean I think about it.

Speaker 4 (02:21:22):
I get angry even when I arm the alarm at night,
when we're all sitting there together. I don't sit her going.
I don't. I don't like living like that.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:31):
You live like me by the security cameras, alarms, guns, extream.

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
It's like it's like fort box on my place.

Speaker 4 (02:21:39):
I kind of wish the guy would have turned around
and tried to come at me, because you know, at
least maybe tried to get him. It was something night,
but I'm way too slow to catch that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:48):
Do you think it was the same guy? I mean,
if you had the place of bed, do you think
it's the abductor? I mean, that would be incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:21:54):
I I mean, I really don't know enough to say
probably not, but you don't know. There's nothing more toifying again,
and knowing that some guy was in there twenty feet
away from my daughter, didn't take my stuff and just
wanted to go through what the FBI says they told
me to check out the videos and see if I
could recognize the guy and I told him no, and
they kind of said, well, well, just keep in contact

(02:22:16):
and there's nothing they can do. I mean, by now
all the fingerprints are gone.

Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:21):
Well, uh Seth, Seth the Barbarian as he used to
be known on this station many many years ago. Uh,
you got to keep you know, arm that alarm. I'd
go out and get a gun. I mean, just just
I think you'll have a peace of mind. Really, I
think you know, I got a gun out ten years ago,
first gun, and you know I used to sit there
and that what do I do if something like that happened.

Speaker 2 (02:22:42):
I mean, you're you're pretty vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
And if you have a gun, you can at least
defend yourself. And I would certainly go out and pick
one up just to be safe. Unless you have I mean,
maybe he has a bunch of felonies or something, all
those days of the drug use.

Speaker 4 (02:22:57):
Yeah, maybe he can't be a drug owner. Wow, but Seth,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:23:02):
For Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
Guys kind of coo, we'll be down here, haven't been
down here, so it's nice. All right, let me take
a bright We'll be right back.

Speaker 12 (02:23:09):
Okay.

Speaker 26 (02:23:10):
Switcher went to school with host of one day.

Speaker 1 (02:23:13):
Directing feature films.

Speaker 8 (02:23:15):
That's not it, man, Now look at it directing Eagle films.

Speaker 4 (02:23:19):
Yes, yes, I'm seleibrating.

Speaker 24 (02:23:21):
Get all over the board here, sorry, lovers, Morning Glory, Charlie,
yesterday you cut up a video of the rapper Christ Bearer.

Speaker 2 (02:23:32):
Yes, the guy who's in the news. I don't know
how long he did this. A year ago. I think
it was about a year ago.

Speaker 1 (02:23:37):
Remember, there was a story and it was at first
to start out, some guy from Wu Tang clan kilobes
cut off his penis. But it turns out like the
guy's affiliation with Wu Tang clan is I don't know.
That's like, that's like what the janitor here is saying,
he's a part of Rover's Morning.

Speaker 7 (02:23:57):
Glory exactly, Like he's a cousin of a cousin of
a right, but he's not actually related. But I think
Rizza once said, yeah, your stuff's dope, So then he took.

Speaker 1 (02:24:07):
That as what is the Wu Tang clan exactly? Can
you explain that guys might be able to do it better?
I just know a couple of songs they're just a cuge.
I mean, it's like a group of I don't know,
fifteen dads. Can you explain Wu Tang clan to me?

Speaker 10 (02:24:20):
It's a large collection of a lot of different rappers
that have gone on to do a lot of solo
and group projects. They go in between each other. A
lot of them are from New York. Most of it
derives from New York. Kaream you know that song Kareem
Get the Money, huge hit.

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
This christ Bearer, his name is Andre Johnson. He goes
by Christ Bearer. What does that even mean? Christ Bearer?

Speaker 7 (02:24:48):
I was wondering that too, because then he also says
that he's he's a Muslia a minute later, so he's
like a christ thing would be more Jesus related.

Speaker 2 (02:24:56):
But I don't think this guy's gut is a head
on here.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
You don't think he has all of his marbles, No,
especially not his marbles.

Speaker 2 (02:25:03):
He does, all right, So what should I play here? Now?

Speaker 10 (02:25:07):
The first one here is just him kind of talking
about why he cut off his penis or like what
what kind of drugs he was on?

Speaker 1 (02:25:13):
Okay, so yeah, a long story, short, no pun intended.
This is the guy who about a year ago cut
off his own dong. I think with a steak and
if for something. Here he is and he's he's a
little bit out there. You had a I guess a
suicide attempt.

Speaker 5 (02:25:30):
I mean call it that. Hell no, I'll call it
a media misconception. You know it'll be true, another illusion,
you know, because I love my life so much. Anybody
who knows me know my life is more quescious than yours.
And I'll due respect, but that he said, oh no, what.

Speaker 2 (02:25:45):
Does he mean by that?

Speaker 1 (02:25:46):
So he's talking to the interviewer, who's some guy Vlad
or Vlad or something, who is some white dude who I.

Speaker 4 (02:25:52):
Guess interviews rappers for a living.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
When christ Bear says my life is more precious than
your life.

Speaker 2 (02:26:00):
I mean I don't think it was a dance.

Speaker 10 (02:26:01):
I think he meant to him to him my life,
my life is very important as everyone thinks that.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
You don't even have to say that, Like Charlie, I
hope you die instead of me.

Speaker 4 (02:26:10):
I mean, that's how is it for you?

Speaker 1 (02:26:11):
Of course I know you would, I know where we
see well, uh huh, so you would give yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:26:18):
A bullet for you.

Speaker 7 (02:26:21):
Hopefully that ever comes down to that good because I'd
put you right in front of the guys shooting at
me already know that like a shield?

Speaker 2 (02:26:29):
Yeah yeah, human shield Yep, you hear that.

Speaker 1 (02:26:33):
Al Cada uses waving and children as human shields. I
use chocolate Charlie as a human shield. Okay here because
I love my life too much.

Speaker 5 (02:26:42):
Anybody who knows me know my life is more precious
than yours, and I'll do respect. But that we said,
oh no, I just high, you know, And it was
a It was a flopper, like my is a watch state.

Speaker 4 (02:26:54):
It was more than a mistake.

Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
It was a flopper. Okay, So first of all, what
were you high off? What's a flopper? You're gonna have
to You're really going.

Speaker 7 (02:27:00):
To have the deciphers explain this because this is this
is a half hour long interview, so this later, I
think earlier on he explained what a flopper is.

Speaker 2 (02:27:07):
That's just a major mistake, Like you really screwed up
like an flopper.

Speaker 1 (02:27:12):
Maybe that's it. Yeah, flubb, I see. Okay, so a
flopper like you screwed up. So pretty much every time
we do the news, it's a floppers.

Speaker 2 (02:27:22):
We should renamed it flopper. Yeah, now it's time for
the flopper. I was high off? First of all, was
off no sleep.

Speaker 5 (02:27:29):
You know, yeah, I was half no sleep because I
studied rigorously, you know, beyond religiously. And with that being saying,
hanging on a rock stars, so I was half PCP.
You know, that was my main drug of choice. But
I was talking about some white dudes and the Star
and they had some meth float around.

Speaker 4 (02:27:44):
And actually got in time from Ohio. I was in
the Wood Mountains and where we go to sober up.

Speaker 5 (02:27:48):
Like that, So I was nothing, but I came back
and was a new thing, folks to Maley. So what
was in high off for that night? You know what
I'm saying. It got reported was PCP. A lot of
report it wasn't right exactly what PCP was.

Speaker 1 (02:28:01):
So He's like, yeah, it's they're totally wrong with they
said I was high on PCP. The media got that wrong.
That's just one of the things I was high on. Sure,
I was high on PCP, but I was also high
on Molly and mess and I hadn't.

Speaker 7 (02:28:15):
Slept in a week exactly. But he just left the
Woo Mountains he came back.

Speaker 4 (02:28:19):
Woo Mountains are in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:28:21):
That's where you go to sober up. I guess, Oh,
the beautiful mountains of Ohio. Yes, I remember the time
I climbed the highest peak in the Woo Mountains twenty feet.

Speaker 2 (02:28:33):
It was incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:28:35):
The Woo Mountains.

Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
What are the Wu Mountains?

Speaker 7 (02:28:39):
Something that he called, you know, since he's in he
thinks he's in the Wu tank Lan he called something
of mountain areas. Some if there is a mountain area here,
he calls it the Wu Mountains?

Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
All right?

Speaker 33 (02:28:49):
Where then you go to sober up? All right, here's
more of Christ Bearer. It says that you cut your
penis off? Right, you don't believe everything you read? Did
you did you cut your pena out?

Speaker 11 (02:29:00):
I know I did.

Speaker 2 (02:29:01):
I dug in a lot of ways.

Speaker 4 (02:29:03):
But the ain't.

Speaker 5 (02:29:03):
Time I cut more peenis off, they'll get more their
low level more than you now. But you know I
did cut a lot of more penis so off. Frag
it's never missed. The black man do got him? I
didn't do that? Yeah I did, I did get it.

Speaker 4 (02:29:19):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:19):
So this is this is like fifteen minutes into the interview.
Finally this lad guy's like keeps so what happened?

Speaker 2 (02:29:26):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:29:27):
And then you know it keeps trying to get to
the penis cutoff thing, and then finally he just throws
it out there. He says that you cut your penis off?

Speaker 2 (02:29:34):
Right, I don't believe everything you read. Did you did
you cut your penis off?

Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
I mean you no, I did.

Speaker 5 (02:29:40):
I dug in a lot of ways, but it ain't
time I cut more peenis off. They'll get more their
low level more than you now. But you know I
did cut a lot of more penis. So off the stag.
It's never missed the black man do gotta you know,
I'm not gonna really go into too much, but the
party we got, we hanging. So I'm still able to
work with what I'm able to work with it, you know,
and get it down.

Speaker 2 (02:29:59):
You know, okay, we no good way he cut through?

Speaker 1 (02:30:03):
Well, well, no, black men have such huge penises that
it doesn't matter if you cut your penis off. It's
so massive that he didn't need it. His little nub
compared to my team white penis, his black nub is
still within my right.

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
Does he need the end of it?

Speaker 2 (02:30:21):
She just cuts the end of No, who needs that?
What happened is quite small.

Speaker 9 (02:30:28):
He didn't cut off the base, think off the middle
and reattached the tip mushroom.

Speaker 2 (02:30:33):
As the mushroom attached right to the body. Yeah, is
that what? No, I thought that he cut the whole
thing off. He did, but he did.

Speaker 4 (02:30:41):
He cut it.

Speaker 1 (02:30:41):
He cut like the middle of it off, like right
in the middle of his penis.

Speaker 2 (02:30:44):
He just chopped it off.

Speaker 6 (02:30:46):
And then so it's just like, uh, stumped penis. So
there's no uh release, I didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:30:53):
I don't think he soldered it shut. I mean he
still has to go to the bathroom. I don't really know.

Speaker 4 (02:30:57):
I think he does.

Speaker 7 (02:30:58):
Time to explain a little more, but he's very Uh,
this is not the part of the interview he wanted
to talk about that.

Speaker 5 (02:31:04):
I'm still able to work with what I'm able to
work when, you know, and get it down, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:31:07):
Okay, we wait. So the story is that you cut
it off and they reattached it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:12):
Yeah, you know, the reattachment is a myth, the logical
because attachment.

Speaker 34 (02:31:18):
To be fair, you heard of John Wayne Bobbitt exactly.
I heard of John Wayne Bobbit. Yea, his his wife.
Something happened. His wife cut his penis off, jumped in
her car, drove somewhere, tossed it out the window. They
managed to find it reattach it and I think he
went on to do a.

Speaker 2 (02:31:39):
Port okay, you know from John Wayne Bobbits.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
I think they called Franken Penis or something like that.
Shout out to him, right, I'm saying, respected John Bob
got a whole list.

Speaker 2 (02:31:49):
Of shout out here.

Speaker 1 (02:31:50):
One yeah, yeah, shout out to frank and Penis Rizza
in the Wool Mountains.

Speaker 34 (02:31:57):
Because he heard of stuff like this happening in the way.

Speaker 4 (02:32:00):
The same thing happened to you, the same thing happened
to me. But it was no reattachment.

Speaker 5 (02:32:04):
But it was something that I really you know, I
really just I really blacked out, my dude, like on
some I was reading some books really, you know, and
they say, I'll read some books about monks about it,
the penises off, their testicles off. I don't know what
the monk do, but I don't think they did what
I did. I know we may ever do what I did,
And I'm proud of it because why in an it
was a history. I don't think you don't got anybody.

Speaker 4 (02:32:25):
Ever did it?

Speaker 5 (02:32:26):
You know, you know those a flopper we all don't
walk got from a fool bah. You know what I'm saying,
being high, maybe that flopper as big as me.

Speaker 19 (02:32:33):
I might.

Speaker 2 (02:32:33):
I might, I might have made the biggest mistake ever
in the history. But I'm proud of that. You know,
I'll go down and make.

Speaker 4 (02:32:38):
The biggest mistake.

Speaker 1 (02:32:39):
Yeah, I'm proud that I cut off my penis, So
I mean, the biggest flopper in the history of floppers,
whatever those are.

Speaker 7 (02:32:46):
I love that he goes from bragging about it and
he's not sure if he should be bragging that he
cut his his winging or off or if he But
at the same time this and the other guy, I'm
still getting more tanged than you are, Like I love
this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:32:56):
Yeah, all this whole interviewer is great. All right, So
I guess they continue out here. Here you go, So
what exactly happened? Though, It's like it's like you're not
answer answer the question.

Speaker 4 (02:33:05):
I'm gonna see what happened. You know.

Speaker 5 (02:33:06):
I was hired on mother man with no sleep, just
frustrated because you know, I couldn't talk to my babies
and like that, and I had like I'm paying like
three child support payments when I'm not seeing none of
my kids, and and I really thought for that moment
in time that I'm really hurting myself just you know,
not having a resected me or whatnot, you know, Okay,

(02:33:28):
And it was just like I was gonna give myself
one to tell you the truth, you know what I mean,
that's the reason, you know, And I blasted off.

Speaker 4 (02:33:36):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (02:33:36):
So I got a family guy.

Speaker 5 (02:33:38):
But a family guy and established family guy, American dad.

Speaker 4 (02:33:42):
So I was like in the cartoon world.

Speaker 5 (02:33:44):
So when you smoke that that that web pc P,
you'd be like, you know, it's just like you just
you're in the cartoon electronic world, you know, electron New
farm world, and it's not you know, what happens in
sometimes world is different what happens in the reality.

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
In this reality, were in the fantasy world. This guy
have you ever noticed? I said it the other day.
The dumber you are, the more words you throw out there.
I mean, he just throws any words that he's heard, neutrient, neutrons, particles,
subatomic whatever, jumbles them all up, and he hopes that
you don't understand what he's talking about and think he's smart.

Speaker 2 (02:34:17):
Mythological yes, yes, he thinks. I think he thinks he's smart.

Speaker 23 (02:34:21):
Yes, not necessarily fantasy world. I wouldn't even say. I
was just in a world, different world. I was in
a symbatomic world, sebatomic world, and he grabbed a knife.
I don't know what I grabbed. Whatever a nigga told
you what I grabbed might be queer because I didn't.
I don't know what I grab It's like I would
have turned my head at that point.

Speaker 5 (02:34:37):
You know what I'm saying, but sout out to my niggas,
I say, nobody.

Speaker 2 (02:34:40):
And I love this one.

Speaker 1 (02:34:42):
What he's saying here, I'm having trouble translating this one. Well,
what he's saying is whatever my anna told you that
I grabbed that be queer, because why did he look
at me when I pulled my penis out and I'm
getting ready to cut it off with the steak knife.
At that point, I would have turned my head because
I don't want to see it another and it's right,

(02:35:02):
So what what is you?

Speaker 2 (02:35:03):
A queer.

Speaker 10 (02:35:06):
Cutting my penis off? If I started cutting my penis off,
you guys would watch right. I might not allowed to
look at it before after.

Speaker 1 (02:35:12):
Yeah, I mean forget the fact that probably there's his
penis and a bloody steak knife right next to it,
so it doesn't even mean that they were watching him
cut off his penis and they were queer, as he says,
or alleges, they could have just found it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:25):
Let me play that for you again. I don't know
what I grabbed.

Speaker 5 (02:35:29):
Whatever a nigga told you what I grabbed might be
queer because I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
I don't know what I grabbed.

Speaker 4 (02:35:33):
It's like I would have turned my head at that point.

Speaker 5 (02:35:35):
You know what I'm saying, But shout out to my niggas.
I say, nobody's queer, because.

Speaker 4 (02:35:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:35:38):
I don't know what they said. But somebody said I
was grabbed a knife. I cut my life and I
did some some you know some giz. It's like, nah,
I don't, I don't know. No, you don't remember it,
but I remember I made a flopper. I mean, I mean,
I mean I made a slice that was too pus
a way the.

Speaker 2 (02:35:55):
Knife or what I gab. But that was too sharp.
He's too sharp because what I did when it was
like she was like that was too sharp. It was
I'm gonna say it was too sharp. I was too stup, so.

Speaker 1 (02:36:07):
I cut I made a flipper. I whip out my peanis.
Hey don't look at me and you queer. I then
tried to just slice my penis, but the knife was
too sharp and I ended up cutting it off. So
he should have used a butter knife or something. I mean,
this is this is incredible. I love this is one
of my favorite interviews of all time.

Speaker 4 (02:36:28):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
I think Flag got his money worth. Yeah, I would
have paid it for this to be.

Speaker 5 (02:36:33):
Honestly, I grabbed some type of knife. Actually, I musta
grab some type of knife, a stick knife, you know
what I'm saying. And the niggas who actually who's seen
he grab steak knife? They justify because I would. I
looked at my ass too. If I don't want to
grab the knie side, I will think the truth, make
sure my life is not in jeopardy. And when you
hop to anybody who are before, you know, that's what
niggas killed it though, for she need a mind state
to you know the world two degrees that you know,

(02:36:55):
these who never did it before probably woudn't understand.

Speaker 2 (02:36:58):
But it's not all bad. I'm gonna tell you that
three D is more bad than good.

Speaker 4 (02:37:06):
It's not all bad cutting your phoenus off, but it's
more bad than.

Speaker 2 (02:37:11):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:37:11):
Uh, here is christ Bear talking about what the doctor said.

Speaker 12 (02:37:15):
This is the.

Speaker 2 (02:37:16):
Doctor who I just treated him for a cut off penis.

Speaker 17 (02:37:19):
Okay, here we go. Do you think you're gonna die?
At some point? I thought about that. Every point told
me check us out. He's not gonna die for this.
You know you but you're not gonna die.

Speaker 1 (02:37:33):
The doctor told you this.

Speaker 5 (02:37:34):
Not one of the people the ambulance that told me that,
you know, when I got you know, but they gave
it passed out. So when I got to the doctor,
it was kind of like it was like more like
I know it was gonna die.

Speaker 2 (02:37:44):
I woke up and it was like, this wasn't my mother,
you know, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (02:37:50):
Where this I think he used the sea word. I
think I think he said when he woke up, he
has said doctor, where is my mother? F and C
right you'll see, or yeah, where's my mouth off?

Speaker 2 (02:38:01):
Indeed? Yeah, okay. It was like more like I knew
it was gonna die.

Speaker 4 (02:38:04):
I woke up and it was like, this was my mother.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:38:07):
Maybe it wasn't a date. Where's my mother?

Speaker 1 (02:38:08):
A th in d Like goddamn, well, they had to
reattach something though, right, they.

Speaker 5 (02:38:13):
Say much they had. They said it's on ice, but
I said, I didn't really. You know, I didn't kill
myself off completely, but what I did was a lot
of damage, so they couldn't really attached nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:38:25):
But I'll tell you something.

Speaker 5 (02:38:29):
Yeah, I'm actually out there working harder than I used to.

Speaker 2 (02:38:32):
The kids all pretty too along.

Speaker 34 (02:38:33):
I'm still working because because I heard, Okay, the dude
that broke his pans right right, you know that the
dude that the porn dude. I'd heard that after that,
like he would have to avoid women because when he
was starting to get hold, like the stitches would start to.

Speaker 1 (02:38:49):
Rip and you know that type of things.

Speaker 5 (02:38:53):
But see, he was a porn nigga. He was a
luss for sex. I'm not a lust for God. So
with that being said, it's like, so I'm still hot,
I'm still high. I was high for a couple of mothers,
like months after this happened. I didn't realize until I
didn't realize this happened until like three months later. I
really finally had a good laurrel cry to myself.

Speaker 1 (02:39:12):
It was he didn't realize he cut off his penis
for three months I know that night come home.

Speaker 7 (02:39:19):
He said, he woke up and and d right.

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
But then he said he was high for three months
straight after that. Maybe didn't even realize.

Speaker 4 (02:39:27):
Until like three months later.

Speaker 5 (02:39:28):
I really finally had a good laurrel cry to myself.

Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
It was you just cried after you it fully hit you.

Speaker 5 (02:39:35):
I'm still drying up my tears right now a little bit,
but you know it's good.

Speaker 2 (02:39:38):
Though, it's good. It's good tears now, tears of joy.
We have to fully hit me.

Speaker 4 (02:39:42):
Hell here cried, I had a good like by a
good ten inches.

Speaker 5 (02:39:46):
You know, So the same talking I got about not
at all?

Speaker 1 (02:39:52):
WHOA I love it, I love it, I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:39:58):
So he had he had ten inches, good ten inch penis.

Speaker 1 (02:40:00):
There, wow, and cut nine of it off. Now he
has one inch of his penis left.

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
That's good ten inches. He is on the line.

Speaker 6 (02:40:10):
I'm if you want to pick him up, I'm going
to put it on hold on the line.

Speaker 2 (02:40:13):
Christ christ Bearer is on the.

Speaker 1 (02:40:17):
All right, Christ Bear is His name is Andre Johnson,
but he goes by Christ Bear.

Speaker 2 (02:40:22):
What's happening, my man? How's it going, Bud?

Speaker 4 (02:40:24):
Everything is everything? How are you feeling?

Speaker 1 (02:40:26):
I'm doing all right? I'm watching this interview that you did.
We've been playing this back here live on our show
that you did with the Vlad TV guy.

Speaker 2 (02:40:34):
This is an extraordinary interview.

Speaker 4 (02:40:36):
Christ Bear, thank you so much or praise do I'll
do my best.

Speaker 1 (02:40:40):
So I just got to the point in the interview
where you drop a bombshell. You say that you were
packing ten inches and you can't you cut off how
much of that?

Speaker 16 (02:40:54):
I'm still not eight eight and maybe three fours, you know,
So yeah, if I'm less up for the least an inch.

Speaker 4 (02:41:01):
Or better, you know, yeah, I would say about nine
inches of that, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:41:06):
I mean, I mean, first of all, ten inches as
a man is that's extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (02:41:13):
That's like porn star level ten inches, you know.

Speaker 13 (02:41:16):
I mean, so you were going around basically swinging bigger than.

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
Almost anyone you would run into out on the street.
I mean, you were an elephant trunk basically.

Speaker 16 (02:41:25):
I mean, I definitely was so a force to be
recond Wood, you know. But you know, manhood doesn't lie
between the legs. So I'm still in a forcing record
Wood and definitely know even a bigger force now. But
that was something that definitely deterred me from functioning of.

Speaker 30 (02:41:39):
Being that I was one of the most will and
down guys.

Speaker 16 (02:41:42):
The girls told me they knew, and I knew secretly,
so yeah, it was a double edged sort and.

Speaker 2 (02:41:49):
They can't reattach it.

Speaker 16 (02:41:50):
They couldn't rightly did reattach.

Speaker 4 (02:41:53):
It Brover, Oh they did. They made a very gallant
attempt to shout.

Speaker 30 (02:41:57):
Out to the doctors to see the side and I.

Speaker 4 (02:41:59):
To reattach it.

Speaker 16 (02:41:59):
But there was unfortunately no reattachment of any substantial anything.

Speaker 1 (02:42:06):
They couldn't the way that it was cut, Like if
it's a clean cut, sometimes they can reattach it. This
must have been almost like a swing you through or something.
I have so many questions for you because I don't
know much about christ Bear. One of the things we
were talking about here in the studio, just amongst the
guys on the show, is we were thinking, Okay, imagine
ourselves in this situation where we're at a party. Everyone's

(02:42:27):
high on various things PCP, meth, molly, alcohol, and lack
of sleep. So everyone's partying. Riza has just stopped by.
Everyone's having a good time. You showed your music video,
I mean, this is like a great time. And then
one of your buddies slices off his penis. I mean
what I mean, that's sort of a mood killer. What

(02:42:51):
did your friends do at that point?

Speaker 4 (02:42:53):
Oh men?

Speaker 30 (02:42:54):
You would imagine the party was ruined?

Speaker 11 (02:42:56):
Was the parade?

Speaker 4 (02:43:02):
You know, like a fox did?

Speaker 2 (02:43:07):
Did someone have to?

Speaker 1 (02:43:09):
As as Vlad was telling you about the the John
Wayne Bobbit thing when his wife cut off his penis,
she took it, she got in the cars, she drove
away through it out the window.

Speaker 2 (02:43:18):
Did one of your friends have to?

Speaker 1 (02:43:21):
Obviously they called nine to one one, But but did
they go into the kitchen or wherever this occurred, and
did someone go, holy molly, there's price bears peeped in
the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:43:32):
Did they pick it up? What happened?

Speaker 30 (02:43:33):
I mean, unfortunately, and fortunately you know another.

Speaker 4 (02:43:38):
Double edged sort. I ain't even run a bunch of.

Speaker 16 (02:43:40):
Masculine ins, So no one confided themselves to pick up.

Speaker 3 (02:43:43):
My f.

Speaker 1 (02:43:45):
Because they they were afraid, like if they touched that.

Speaker 30 (02:43:49):
They're gay. Yeah right, yeah, they touched that. And did
you know it's just a it's just a black cloud
with all their.

Speaker 1 (02:43:56):
Life, you know, right, I mean, you don't want to
be branded the guy that's that's under any circumstance a rider.

Speaker 2 (02:44:07):
Then that's you don't want a black Sea cross in
your path.

Speaker 4 (02:44:09):
That's right.

Speaker 30 (02:44:10):
You know you want to be the only guy with
me that can be add ten inches.

Speaker 4 (02:44:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:44:14):
That I would have I would have picked the thing
up and passed it office. But I want to ask
the doctor, Hey, I got nine inches here? Uh that
that that just picked up off the floor. Can you
attach this to me? You know, car color difference whatever,
like an oreo. It would be like two inches of white.
That's what I'm packing, followed by nine inches of christ
bear uh Rover.

Speaker 30 (02:44:34):
I'm telling you for a moment after I sob it up.
I told him.

Speaker 4 (02:44:38):
You'll throw it down, you'll throw my penis down? And
no one throw down? I like, you know you home offense.

Speaker 16 (02:44:42):
So you got a game, man, you gottage there.

Speaker 9 (02:44:46):
Man he's on the street yelling up, throw my penis down,
so penis.

Speaker 1 (02:44:51):
So this is after, So this is after you jump
out the window, superman, out the window. Uh you're down
there yelling ala are and then telling them throw my
penis down, throw it down.

Speaker 2 (02:45:03):
Here.

Speaker 1 (02:45:04):
Have you slept with any women that you had been
with when you were packing ten inches and then you've
been with them now that you're down to one. Have
you have you had any woman that had you both ways?

Speaker 4 (02:45:16):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (02:45:16):
And what do they say afterwards? Because they had you
when you were ten inches and now you're down to one,
what do they tell you afterwards?

Speaker 4 (02:45:24):
It's good because it could.

Speaker 30 (02:45:26):
Last longer, you know, definitely you.

Speaker 2 (02:45:27):
Can last longer.

Speaker 1 (02:45:28):
But can you still can you still climax and have
an orgasm?

Speaker 16 (02:45:32):
Now I'm definitely busting us if I can say, yeah,
you can imagine magic.

Speaker 4 (02:45:40):
You know, I'm just puddled everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:45:42):
All right, Well, listen, good luck to you, my friend,
and I appreciate you coming on and uh and we'll
be paying attention to what you do in the future.

Speaker 4 (02:45:50):
My man, thank you having one more thing with you. Yes, yes,
I gotta.

Speaker 16 (02:45:53):
Kick I gotta Kickstarter is a crazy beery kickstarter. It's
called taking your pop to the Four Corners of the Earth.
And I'm going to four regions that.

Speaker 4 (02:46:00):
Are really not really hip hop.

Speaker 30 (02:46:02):
Fested at all, you know, invested, and.

Speaker 4 (02:46:04):
I'm gonna really teach them the positive hip hop.

Speaker 30 (02:46:06):
Not just you know, you know, the garden.

Speaker 2 (02:46:08):
Tools and and then you know they're drinking.

Speaker 1 (02:46:10):
Well, you're saying you could go all over the world
and like, I would recommend going to China because they
they don't have much hip hop there, and b you're
still bigger than all those dudes over there.

Speaker 30 (02:46:22):
Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:46:23):
That's genius, Rossie.

Speaker 30 (02:46:24):
I just vantage I'm gonna look at you that man.

Speaker 1 (02:46:27):
All right, all right, hey christ Mary, thank.

Speaker 4 (02:46:30):
You, my man. Have a good one, are you too, sir?

Speaker 2 (02:46:32):
All right? Bye bye.

Speaker 4 (02:46:34):
This guy uh is out there.

Speaker 2 (02:46:36):
I love that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:46:38):
I kind of like him to like in a way.
He seems like a very likable guy. He said, Penis hostages.
He's just down there screaming angless. You know, I'm throwing
down Penis hostages. Yeah, they're like Penis terrorists. Yeah, yeah,
you're peenais isis nice, pen Icy.

Speaker 27 (02:46:57):
Welcome back to rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:47:11):
Someone said that the dumb sounds crazy for having those
thoughts of wanting to kill someone, and they wonder dumb
if I don't have thoughts about wanting to kill someone?
Who said that.

Speaker 2 (02:47:28):
Messages?

Speaker 1 (02:47:29):
I don't know who said that though, I don't know
I don't know the guy. I don't understand how this
moron took that from anything I've just said here. He
thinks you don't want to kill anyone. I don't lay
around thinking about it nothing. Okay, well, no, I don't
even he's complete a hypothesis.

Speaker 2 (02:47:49):
I care about it.

Speaker 1 (02:47:50):
You want to hear his hypothesis because it's completely off.

Speaker 2 (02:47:53):
Base from reality he believes. I don't care that you
have what he believes.

Speaker 1 (02:47:58):
He's wrong, meant illness that runs in your family, and
he's wondering if that's the case. Oh, I don't really
give a rat's ask what he thinks, because that's not
what I said. I don't walk around thinking that way.
So if you are too more from a moron to
hear the things I've said and you want to infer things,
that's your fault.

Speaker 2 (02:48:17):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (02:48:18):
Buddy boy, do you have mental illness or runs in
the family though, yes, I've said that before.

Speaker 2 (02:48:28):
Yeah, your mother's depressed.

Speaker 1 (02:48:33):
Yes, my mother's depressed. There's lots of there's schizophreny on
my mom's side, my aunt and my cousin. It's yeah,
there's a lot there. Very frustrated, my cousin just attacked
my uncle, and my other cousin who's not dealing with
mental illness, had to tackle his own brother and hold
him down.

Speaker 2 (02:48:51):
They had to commit him. Oh, my goat what they had.

Speaker 1 (02:48:55):
This just happened, yeah last week, what what happened exactly?
I don't know all the details really beyond that, other
than my my younger one of my cot I've my
aunt and uncle live in Seattle and I or Arizona.

Speaker 2 (02:49:09):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (02:49:10):
They move to Arizona now and they have two sons
and they're both older. They're both like, I don't know,
ones in his late twenties and the other ones in
his mid twenties. And the younger one was diagnosed. He
was completely you know, no signs, totally sweetest kid ever,
and then just as he turned about twenty one, he

(02:49:33):
started to develop schizophrenia. So he I think you've talked
about this guy before, right, Yeah, Yeah, it's just gotten worse.
His symptoms have gotten worse. I don't know if he
fights his medication or if it's not working or what.
But he guess you hear voices right in your head. Yeah,

(02:49:53):
I think it has a lot of a lot of
different things you can hear. You have paranoid about the
you think to get me. Yeah, it could be a
combination of all those things. I think it's you hear things,
you see things, you imagine things that aren't real. So
like my uncle not not not. There's a lot of
family stuff here. So my uncle Tiger, his sister is

(02:50:18):
the one whose son now So I don't know how
to explaining my cousin, my cousin, his mom, she didn't
have any mental illness, but her brother, my uncle Tig,
my mom's brother. So there's my mom, her brother, and
her sister. My uncle Tig had schizophrenia. And then it

(02:50:42):
jumped down to my cousin now so he so what happened?
So him and his brother are well, I don't know
what exactly happened, but he had been stealing the family
car and driving to flag Staff for whatever reason, which
is I'm not really sure. It's like an hour or
something way or wherever from they live, or from an

(02:51:03):
hour from where they live, and they'd have to call
the police to get the car back and everything, and
then I don't know how, I'm not sure that what
the situation was. But the my cousin started started attacking
his dad, my uncle and my other cousin had to

(02:51:25):
tackle him.

Speaker 2 (02:51:26):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (02:51:27):
Yeah, so that's it, I mean, and they had to
commit my cousin.

Speaker 2 (02:51:34):
How long do you do Is that a month long thing?
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:51:39):
I think it's until the doctors determined he's he's not
allowed to come and go.

Speaker 2 (02:51:43):
Now before it was he could go and I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:51:48):
They haul him off, The cops come, they haul them
off to the mental hospital. It's sad, Yeah, really is
sad because he's totally normal the last time I saw him.

Speaker 2 (02:51:57):
Wow, does it scare you big time? If that can
happen to you, not met you.

Speaker 4 (02:52:03):
No, I'm way too old at this point. It would
already happen to me.

Speaker 1 (02:52:07):
My sons are what I worry about my daughter even
because you know, she's right in the age range where
it would start to happen, and there she's not not
showing any kind of symptoms or anything. But I worry
about my sons greatly because there's no symptoms until it
just happens.

Speaker 2 (02:52:21):
Yeah. So this guy was completely normal until he was
twenty one.

Speaker 1 (02:52:24):
Sweetest normal kid, good grades, cute, their little Jewish family.
You know, I remember him reading the Torah and all
that stuff, the bar mitzvah, and just sad just said,
do you think he's going to flag stuff?

Speaker 2 (02:52:41):
Do you think.

Speaker 1 (02:52:43):
Drugs could could trigger a psychotic break like this is
he actually does her too. I don't think so. I
don't think so, not that i'd heard or nol of.
There's never been any mention of drugs at all. I
think he just the mental illness just took over. So
I'm not really sure what they're gonna do from here.

(02:53:04):
I know my uncle, and well it's odd, you know. Coincidentally,
they're actually supposed to come to town next week, so
I'm not exactly sure if they're coming now, if they are,
if he's out, I don't actually know all the details
exactly right now. So but yeah, it's been I'm just sad.
I think about my uncle. He's just this tiny, little,
tiny little Jewish guy from Brooklyn. He's like five foot one.

(02:53:26):
Own son, Yeah, yeah, just I just couldn't imagine that.
Just be awful just to see, you know, my poor
ant watching it all, and they're just they're just a
really good, sweet, good family, and then for for this
to happen to them.

Speaker 2 (02:53:45):
It's really a bummer, really upsetting. So and then like
TuS she.

Speaker 1 (02:53:50):
Said, I I, I, you know, I might selfishly start
thinking about my kids in this because I'm so worried
that something's gonna happen. That's something they're gonna have a
snap when they turned twenty one or so. It's a
snap that the you know, hereditary thing will hit. Then
there's nothing you can do about. It's genetics. So but no,
I'm I don't. I'm My stuff has nothing to do

(02:54:13):
with let's get toprendy or anything weird like that. Needs
just it's just help esteem. Stuff that just manifests in anger.
It's just all it is. So I think after all
this time, we'd have a better way of dealing with
mental illness. Like when I worked in the mental hospital,
they basically take these drugs that they don't really understand
and they just throw you know, let's try him on this,

(02:54:35):
see if it changes the guy at all. And then no,
that doesn't work, Okay, we'll try this one. Oh yeah,
my poor uncle. That poor guy went through so many
different medications in his life. It was just all the time.
Oh your all their uncle, not the little jewish guy,
but the other guy. Yeah's brother, uncle Tiger, Uncle Tiger.
He had schizophrenia and it was it was he had

(02:54:55):
a rough, rough life. It was tough. So it's just
a rough illness. And if it's it just breaks up families,
and it's hard. My aunt whose son now has it,
she didn't talk to her brother for thirty years because

(02:55:18):
he had schizophrenia, and now her son has it. So
it just why didn't she talk to the brother because
the brother was so part of his schizophrenia. For whatever reason,
manifested towards her, and he thought that she was against him,
trying to stab him in the back or yeah, he'd
call her nail of the night and hang up and
just do weird stuff like that, and it.

Speaker 2 (02:55:37):
Just it just just sucks. It just sucks.

Speaker 1 (02:55:42):
Sorry, Well, it wouldn't be a Thursday without dumb crime.
All right, we're talking about do.

Speaker 2 (02:55:48):
You want me to make you happy?

Speaker 1 (02:55:50):
Well, you didn't play my song with my fiance and
I'm kidding with them, I'm being silly. Go ahead, Oh
pop Yeah, my man pop tarts. Dumb that he cannot
resist pop tars in.

Speaker 13 (02:56:10):
Front of him.

Speaker 1 (02:56:10):
He brought him in a box of pop tarts.

Speaker 22 (02:56:14):
Wow to school, old Bloberry too, man, look at the
moon swing right, Brawberry.

Speaker 1 (02:56:27):
Forget any sort of medication for mental illness. Just give
your cousin pop tart. If he has the same reaction
that you did.

Speaker 6 (02:56:35):
I was suffering yesterday and I saw him like, this
will make him happy.

Speaker 1 (02:56:42):
Problem is the grossest way of eating many the first problem.
So you eat wine because there's no filling in the crust.
Get that out. That's the worst part. Broccoli. Oh, you

(02:57:09):
break in half and make it into the double and
the roof of the mouth so it super tastes your nose.
That's where all the flavors. Maybe, Wow, it's gone. That
was ten seconds. Oh my god, did you see how
fast he ate that?

Speaker 2 (02:57:29):
Oh my god, how long you got for listening?

Speaker 4 (02:57:33):
I love your stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:57:34):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:57:37):
Wow, that's here's someone that.

Speaker 1 (02:57:41):
Says, oh my god, I eat pop tarts the exact
same way.

Speaker 2 (02:57:45):
Wow, you know what's up.

Speaker 1 (02:57:47):
I never would have thought to eat a pop tart
that way.

Speaker 2 (02:57:53):
That's funny. I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (02:57:57):
Well, do you think the whole box will be gone
by the time we get back from break?

Speaker 2 (02:58:00):
I'll be for sure. Let me take a break. We'll
be right back. Hang on.