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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:55):
Good morning, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It is Tuesday, No.
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Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good morning, gets Trover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Dougie is here,
Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here. Amen,
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Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hello, And mister Jeffreellen Laroque is in the fartbox.
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Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well, get to.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Your email here in just a moment. Let me pull
that up over here, and we have a lot to
discuss this morning. We are gonna be off for Thanksgiving,
so today we're working and then not the rest of
the week.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So enjoy what you can't, right, Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Spend time with your family.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Did your mom try to get you to go visit them? Okay,
so she's just like giving up. It's like, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
She's not even trying to get you to I'll go
across the street. You think I gotta be across the country.
Why not go across the street when you go over there,
When you go over there and watch soccer, it's not
like you dislike them or don't have.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
A good time. You hang out with them all the time.
I just like I like my holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Say you know, a little holiday tradition just the wife
and me.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Basically, I like that. She likes that. We all like that.
Everyone likes it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I hated that when I dated a guy who would
never do anything with my family. The only family thing
he would do is go to my father's funeral. Otherwise Thanksgiving, he.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Would never have you met Dougie's family.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, but they always thought that was weird and they
would talk smack about them, and wouldn't he go to
hang out with her family. I have a great family.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
If you think she's nuts, way to get a.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Load of that familyn Italian family. So much fun, so
much fun. Let's see here, let me see where was I?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Mike writes, you guys were talking about the color of
rovers on the hoodie.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's obviously Porscha lighter green, formerly known as.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Jade green.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Is that the color?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I've uploaded a picture and a quick animation of the color.
All right, so there's yeah, I guess that's pretty Yeah,
that's that's pretty close.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's a cool green.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
My wife and I had a big debate about this
last night because she goes, you know that that's green.
I said it's not green, and then she's I go,
I don't know, it's teal and she pulled up teal
and I go, yeah, I guess it's not.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Definitely not teal.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's more a mint mint, is what I would call it. Yeah,
but more of.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
An ice mint, if that makes sense. Yeah, it's it's
a good color. Just trust me. Okay, No, no, it's not.
It's that's that's very green. It's it's not gonna be
as green. Maybe it looks green. I don't know it's green.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Color.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, my Grinch sweatshirt yesterday was a darker green, but
the green on TV. I think for the Grinch, is
the color of that sweatshirt since it's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Right, is this a is this like a big color
for cars now? Lighter green? Whatever the hell that is.
I don't know that either.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I know what over the past few years like this
that kind of like flat gray. I don't know what
kind of I don't know what the color is actually called,
but oh my god, every car manufacturer I started making
that like about four years ago.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Do you guys know what I'm talking about? In gun metal?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know what it's technically called, but everybody started
making that.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yes, speaking of lights, colored lights and cars, I saw
a white car that was it was during the day.
It was completely wrapped in Christmas lights. It was a
white wire of lights and the entire car was wrapped
in Christmas lights.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, I believe that those are some sort of things
that stick on so they oh, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's It was the coolest thing, and I wanted I
want to see it at night.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I believe.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I don't remember exactly, but I think they're like I
don't know if they're magnetic panels to just stick.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
On there or what.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It just looks like it's wrapped. Well, I mean it's
it's covered and there. They must be wired together to
some extent, I guess, But have.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You ever seen anything like that? It was really neat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I've seen it, and to me, I don't know, man,
I guess it's.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's a little it's a.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What it should be about the same as people with
the smoked license plate covers illegal because it's a distraction.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's it's a no, it's just it's really obnis have
some fun.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And you see this gigantic it looks like the sun
coming down. I mean, it's bright as hell. It's there's
no way that could be legal.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Doesn't look right as hell. I'm looking at pictures and
that's really neat.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It's right as hell. That's not the want green. That's
I think.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
That is green.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, Craig Rights. And by the way, you can get.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
The brand new twenty twenty six Rovers Morning Glory Codie
at Rover Radio dot Com right now. And sold a
lot of those yesterday. And now I have to figure
out today. I don't know if I have to do
it today, but we have to. I kind of have
to tell the place that makes them, what is our
total number going to be, but it's always something.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know if I maybe I'll do it a
little bit every year.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
B two is telling me last night, she goes, you
always say I should have ordered more because they always
sell out, and I go, an't maybe because just leave
them up?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Why not just happen.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I told you that, I know, but I don't want
to do it anyway she does it, we'll see, we'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Craig Rights, can you put an order in for us? Please?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Not with this attitude that you come in with everyone.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I strangle you with those hoodie cords.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
With the till green cords.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I bought a sweatshirt yesterday. It arrived yesterday.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I bought I always wear these Nike sweatshirts, and I
saw an Adida's one and I said, you know what,
let me try this. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm willing to
try new things. And I got it and I looked
at it and I go, that looks good. So I said,
let me make sure that it fits. And I don't
have it on today. And I put this thing on.
It was the worst fitting sweatshirt I've ever had in
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my entire life.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It was horrendous in way.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Uh. First of all, the sleeves, the like the cuffs
where like your sleeves are were so loose and floppy,
like there was no elastic in me. I was really
unless you had the world's largest if your wrists are
the size of your thighs, maybe it would have been fine.
But then they also had it had like a weird
seam right here, like in the front, and like instead
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of like the scene being on top of the shoulder,
the scene for the shoulder was like in front by
about three or four inches.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
It was bad, really bad.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You didn't see the pictures of it when you ordered it. No,
it just looked like a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Who makes a weird ass sweatshirt which seems in the
wrong place.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't know what they were doing.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Was it Amazon?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
It was Amazon?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You do it look like reviews or anything or extra pictures,
but it was.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
The same I looked at it. Actually, No, it was
not Amazon. I take that back. I bought that off
of Adidas site and they just shipped it through Amazon anyway,
So it's going back because.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Spein of Adidas. Did you watch that documentary about Adidas
and Puma?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, the two brothers. I know there's two brothers that
split off. They hated each other.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But everybody in there says Audi does and Puma.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Puma, But it's pumad of this. I've heard of the
Audi does. I've heard of that before. I've never heard that.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Everybody in this documentary calls it that it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And yeah, what how did.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It was the biggest help by sports and brands in
the world is the DAL competition.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
And this real rivalry behind it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's an amazing story. This begins with these two brothers.
They have a fooling.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Now they split the town up and they became two
separate entities.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's still the robbery right there. And that's just how
was too much? Like it could be IMMUNI we batt already,
all right.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Did they ever make up?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't think so. I think they're probably both dead.
If you look at that now.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
They don't make up.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
They didn't make up.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't think so. Oh that's said I didn't fish
the documentary.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well, they're still two companies, right if they made up,
wouldn't it be oney.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
That their town was like there's like thirty thousand people
maybe in this town and the Duke Brothers become you know,
two of the biggest companies of all time.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You know it's crazy of a small little town.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Huh, it's Jeffrey's favorite brand of clothing. Hugh right, I
respectfully disagree with that, Steve.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
But Craig says, good morning, Rover.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I couldn't listen to the Friday Leftovers, and I missed
a lot of Monday's show. I'm just curious to foind
out who parked in your parking spot. PS. Don't forget
stay hydrated. We did. We had, oh man, we had
some intel on that. We have very resourceful fans here.
I mean we had the person's name, address when they
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bought that vehicle. We had all sorts of information on
the person background, former athletic feat of the of the
miscreant Parker. Is that even a word? I don't even
know what miscreant means occur. I have heard that term before.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
I remember, Uh, first time I heard that word was
in the movie Lean On Me were Morgan Freeman, who's
playing a party card goes. I want the name of
every Hulim drug dealer, every Miscreen death.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Doese nothing but take this place apart on my disc
by noon today. What's the definition of miscreant delinquent? Okay,
I didn't know that. Yeah, juvenile delinquent or miscreen if
you will. It's just a person that just kitchen was Uh
what is his line? I want the name of every
one he goes.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
I want the name of every hudlum drug dealer, every
miscreant death.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Just done nothing but.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Take this place apart on my disc by noon today.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Ah, noon today. Okay, Jennifer Wrights, you're over.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
You always amaze me with your travel choices because someone
with means and no kids, you always choose a third
world country or just backwards places for what you're actually
wanting and expecting. Fallward is basically the moon. You might
as well spend your money and go to Antarctica. There's
nothing that's Falbard except scientists and researchers, along with having
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to take a rifle with you to the bathroom due
to polar bears.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
It is barren.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
The magical Christmas like place is Lofoten, Norway. If you
had more time and we're planning in advance, you definitely
want to fly into barin anytime May through August, rent
the car and drive north through Frondia, Oh my god,
and stay that area near Fjord.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And or all from Norway. Excuse you.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It's like those people like that speak completely normal when
they're on TV, the reporters until they get to a
Spanish word and then they put that really extra emphasis
on there.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
That's what I'm doing here, right back.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
To give insight the Tom Cruise movie Mission Impossible Dead
Reckoning part one where he takes off full speed riding
the dirt bike over a freeword.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That scene was filmed as Carondra, Norway.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
The area is a mix of Switzerland meets Pacific Northwest.
Lastly Santa claus Is, lapland Finland.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You're a country off.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Also my recommendation if you want to take B two
on a magical vacation that wouldn't take a lot of time,
fly to Calgary, Canada, stay near Lake Louise.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You're welcome.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
And you're right into the city of Stuheart's former home.
It's called the Harthouse and that's where he had his
famous dungeon, retrained many many of the professional wrestlers down
through the years. How was on his death in two
thousand and three, Jesus Stuhart, who's that.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
He was a wrestler that grew up in that area.
What area, Calgary, Calgary.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
And he's the father of home Brett to hit Me
in Heart, the grandfather of Natalia. And Natalia carries on
that tradition because she has her own version of the
dungeon set up at a warehouse with her natural ring.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Now.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
I've seen stuff on Instagram where her students are very
her students are really really good. I would love to
go up there for like one day to train with her.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Jennifer.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
To answer your question, I don't like going to play,
you know, to me, going to a place where oh,
we're at some resort and we're sitting on this resort
and we're sipping drinks or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's not interesting to me. I don't want to go
to someplace like that.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I prefer going to these kinds of places and a
little bit off the beaten path, and I just it's
way more interesting to me. I like to see how
other people live and and I don't know, I just
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I just I hate going to.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Places where.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's just like U, I don't know, it's a bunch
of people relaxing.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Andrew writes The things you guys talked about with the
fan that blows under your sheets doesn't work that well
because it gets air under your body where it doesn't
get air under your body where it is laying on
the mattress. I have this thing called a perfectly snug
smart topper. It is a mattress topper that has fans
built in and blows air through the topper. Got cool
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air or warm air here?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It is?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, what in the world is this thing?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
That's fantastic?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It works like an air hockey table and blows the
air under your bottom sheet, so it keeps you very cool.
I live in hoty with no AC and it gets
hot in the summer, and I had trouble sleeping.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I would wake up sweaty every night.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Ever since I got this topper, I haven't woken up
sweat one single time. It's the best investment for sleep
I ever made. I'll be warned it is expensive, but
trust me when I say it is worth every penny.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Let me see this thing against snitz.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Let me how much is it.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, if they have something that says three hundred and
thirty dollars off, must be really expensive. Go to a
let me see a go up to a dual zone snitz. Yeah,
let's click that duel zone and then go give me
a king size and the drop down.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Okay, Wow, no duties are terrist though.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Twenty two hundred dollars for this thing. Wow, I do
not sleep hot like that. I know a lot of
people complain about that, but I do not have that issue.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
If I am, I'll just kick off a cover or whatever. Yeah,
have the fan going, the overhead fan going something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
For twenty two hundred dollars, I could just hire somebody
to fan me while I sleep, you know, hot chick
or something. Sarah writes, Hi, all, I love the show
as always dreading the upcoming December break since I listened
to the episode from that morning while working night shift
eleven pm to seven am.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You never fail to make my day better. Well, thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
On another note, was Charlie at a watch party for
the Browns game this past Sunday. I was scrolling on
TikTok yesterday and found this clip of what must have
been his drive home. I don't blame him for posting this.
A win by them is so rare that anyone could
wind up stack this deep with Glizzies.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I don't okay, I talk?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh all right, here is h here's the clip stand by.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's funny hot dogs everywhere?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yep, that does seem like something chocolate Charlie would be into.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I went to them.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I went with them to a Browns game or no,
it was the soccer match. This guy left has every
pocket of it had like an overcoat, every pocket.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Stuff with these. They're free hot dogs, left over hot dogs.
They're away, they're about to add to the trash. That's
called a come up. And how many of those did
you actually eat? And how many?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It for?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like at least a week? No day? Or two? Why
not free? Just you know, to think about food again?
What about the buns? Do you throw the buns out
and just eat the dogs? Sometimes sometimes you got to
double barrel them?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
What's double barrel mean?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Think about it? Two hot dogs double twos in a bun? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Oh oh? Why what is that there? The meats of
bread ratio? I mean sometimes a bun gets destroyed. Sometimes
you don't have another bun. Sometimes you just want more
dog and then buns buns. Some time it's just filler,
just filling you up and you want, you're there for
the hot dog.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Todd writes Easter Egg in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
The girl that Lloyd stole from Harry her name. Her
name was Freda Felcher. Okay, Felching.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
I was watching a cartoon yesterday, an adult cartoon, Solar Opposites,
and they said Felching in it. And I've never I've
never picked up on that. I've watched this the seasons
multiple times. That's very adult Tom cartoon. I've never even
heard of this. It's been a duty dad. Well, he
started by Ren Stippy, Rick and Morty. Then he got
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kicked off that show too, So wait, he's kicked off
and why is he.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Getting kicked off of shows that was like years ago?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
He was messaging the under age chicks something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
What do you mean it was it true? There's proof
and I still watches This is why I don't know what.
I don't know what he did.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
But that's why he is he feigning ignorance Charlie when
he really knows what happened, but he.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Read his messages. Yeah, he's not in the show anymore,
so who cares? They changed his voice a British due.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's a British dude now, so they don't try and
keep it like they read.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Part of the story. Is something something wrong with his
voice box or something?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, like this?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
What do you talking about, Spencer rites, this is the
newest chart. I never actually saw Charlie's bet slip. However, now, oh,
I guess this is corrected. The for some reason, the
chart of our draft kings standings is corrected.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
What's the correction that.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
A couple of cents change a few cents? Here's like
a dollar war or something. Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Wait, where do you know, Rover?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I'm in third place, but I'm only a few cents
off from Jeffrey who's in second place, and I'm about
twenty dollars twenty two dollars less than Charlie who is
in first place.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
So sixty seven.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, I think Doug's is different, and rovers I think
that's the only different one.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think Dougey and Crystal look alarmingly alike. Oh twenty
six and these is.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
Different, and I don't like that. My little uh whatever,
the little thing is red bar. Yeah, the bar is red.
And to me, Snitzer should be read each reason the
last place, either along with me or alone.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Wines, They're gone. Jeffrey took a shower. It's nice and nice. Yeah,
let's see Josh in Geneva, New York. Rights.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yo, if those little bitches did that to my kid,
I'm with Rover. I'm killing them myself. Oh is oh
the slender Man chicks and Dugi said it happens about
some stupid twelve year olds actually believing that slender Man
is in the woods.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
If you would have.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Told me that when I was twelve, I'd laugh at
you and then tell everyone I could possibly speak to
in town that you are completely whacked out.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Slender Man, get real, Ducie.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Any kid who actually believes that exists should be locked up,
no matter their age.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't know what judge let this wacko out of jail.
It is utterly ridiculous. And what is it with these judges.
This guy who burned up that poor girl in Chicago
on the train. That guy, of course, predictably had only
been arrested like one hundred and ninety nine times and
then is led out by some judge.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I saw that the guy I.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Think it was, was he in a mental facility or
hospital or whatever. And he he hit a woman back
at the beginning of the year that worked there and
knocked her out, and then was just shortly released thereafter
by a judge. You're like, no, no, no, let this guy
back out on the street. What is happening. I just
don't understand that. I'm not all for the prison industrial complex,
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whatever the hell that is, I don't even know. But
I also am not for just letting people out who
I'm all for giving people second chances. I think that
people make mistakes and they do things, especially when they're young.
You know, you get some twenty two year old to
get in a bar fight or whatever. But if you're
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forty years old and you've been arrested two hundred times
for punching people randomly on the street or whatever you're doing,
Enough's enough.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
How do we get to this point?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
You keep those people locked up two hundred strikes, you're out,
Dan writes, checking to see why you haven't talked about
yet another white woman set on fire on a subway.
Oh well, I just I just did. Did No one
else is talking about either? Is he talked about in
the in Chicago? Who else who also set on fire? This?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I thought, Tuji did in the news or the day
after it happened. I believe so.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
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Speaker 1 (25:18):
I only have today to remind you of this.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Actually, I can't say that because I'm guessing we'll still
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certainly will be I anticipate because I don't even know
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that in mind, and also double check your address. Please
make sure that when you check out that you have
the correct address set for your shipping. I know a
lot of people when I get sometimes I get I
follow victim of if you pay with Apple Pay or
maybe Google whatever they have as well. But make sure
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because you set an address in your phone for Apple
Pay your shipping address or something, and then you don't
think about it, and then you move years later, and
then that address is still your old address, and then
then then you go, oh my god, and then you
have to email in oh change my address. So just
pay attention to that before you place your order and uh,
(26:27):
and what else.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's that's uh, that's pretty much it. I've got to
take a break. Eight sixty six, yo, Rover.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Is our number.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Eight sixty six, nine sixty seven six eight three seven.
We will be right back.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hang on, we.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Laugh and post a picture of it on social media.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Rovers Morning Glory, dumb as.
Speaker 13 (26:59):
Fine, Yeah, snitch, you gotta grab these pictures of this
(27:31):
influencer who is now deformed.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm going to talk about that in a second. I
gotta show you these pictures. It is completely insane. You know,
women are doing all sorts of stuff. They try to
maintain their youthful appearance. But wait, do you see what
this chick did?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Just wait, yesterday, what did you do? I went to
doctor Goldschmith, my guy, your guy, your friend?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, nice, I did What did you do?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
It's really funny. Did botox and then I was all
done and then the owner comes in and she's like,
oh no, you need filler. Sit back down. So they
did filler and botox.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Jake in Pennsylvania, you Aron Rovery's Morning Glory. Good morning Jake,
Good morning Rover. Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Hey? Not much?
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Hey, I got two suggestions.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Actually, since it's the last episode of.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
The month, suggests Jeffrey not go to the fence company
and stick around for the whole show and be a
team player. And if he does, I suggest everybody stick
around and do a special Tuesday leftoversus Mo, Rangy plus.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
M H and Jeffrey. He's probably already coming up with
the sorry left for the morning. He sorry left to
go to his friends company job. Where has jeff stepped
out to go get his take a picture?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Was a dometer? Oh, a domeitter check today? I have
to go do that.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
As a matter of fact, I uh, all right, oh
all right, I have to I have to go take
a picture of my odometer.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'll do it during your break. Yeah, Like, why would
he go now? As I told him to?
Speaker 11 (29:16):
Because I realized he was gonna be leaving at seven thirty.
I said we had two minutes left. Crystal was able
to do it and got back with a within time.
So he was walking very slow while I was jogging.
You're out of breath, Cristal's out of breath.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I told him. I even ran by him. I go,
I'm out of shape.
Speaker 12 (29:33):
He had a head start and I still beat him
there and back.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Weird, What do you think he's possibly doing? Like? What? Okay?
Speaker 12 (29:40):
Maybe because I saw him with the door open and
him really leaning in to take a photo of the dash,
Maybe he's trying to avoid any other sensors, or you know, there's.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Something probably going on with this car. He's got a
new light on or something is going on. I know,
I do I actually need a tire. Oh, he can
help you out with that. Oh he knows where it's
good though. Yeah, all right, I have to go take
a picture as well. We've been monitoring the odometers of
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everybody on the show to see who drives the most.
I think Crystal's going to actually, well, I don't know,
hold on, Jeffrey did. Jeffrey's taken some road trips. He's
got to be the most driving. He has to have
gone higher than anybody else. I think on a continuous
daily basis, Crystal is driving more. But Jeffrey does these
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spurts on the weekends where he goes just wherever. You know,
he'll drive to. He drove to Rochester, He'll drive to
where else did he go? Didn't he just go somewhere? Recently?
Speaker 11 (30:47):
He win's somewhere Sunday. He told us where did he
go on Sunday? Basically Toledo. He went to Toledo just
for the day to go to a diner wasn't open.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Are you cheating me?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
So he drives out. He doesn't check to see their hours. Nope, No, Herry,
what were you doing? What took you so long? I mean,
Crystal is there in back. Took a picture of our
O dometer. She's been sitting here for minutes.
Speaker 10 (31:18):
I took a picture of my O domeinter send it
to snit and I had to take aways.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Khalifa, Hey, you're staying for the full show today? Right?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (31:28):
I have the I think the next comercial bike up clue.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'll see if I can. Okay, that's facilitate.
Speaker 14 (31:32):
I can't guarantee it, okay, but you got tomorrow off
just like telling Okay, if you had to whiz Khalifa,
why didn't you go in the commercial for six minutes
prior to Charlie saying go.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Take a picture of your dometer?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You could have urinated in that timeframe. I didn't think
it was I adn't think I had to do it
at the at that moment. So then you he doesn't care.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
It's just I got I got to picture the odometer
and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I was like getting back, but I had it took
a quick leak.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
Oh by the way, speaking of the bathroom, I said,
did some pictures of something you might want to take
a look at before next excite?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
You need to use the men.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
I need to see it because I haven't looked at jeffre.
As soon as I sat down Jeffrey this morning, he said,
did you see that bathroom? And I said no. He said,
I said, pictures of snits. So I need to know
what's going on in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I okay, I need to know as well, because something's
going on with my stomach. I did not even eat
any hibachi last night, but something What did you eat?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
What did I eat?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I think, uh, some sort of was it pulled pork
sandwich or something something like that?
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Something new in your diet?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Like it was it was something new? Yeah, Uh, what's
Let me see the pictures?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
What do we have here? Snitz? What are we looking?
You want to see yesterday's or today is Jeffrey, I'll
show them yesterday says. I walked into the bathroom yesterday
and I saw this what did you see? Okay, that
I looked at screws, some loose screws.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Now, what is that picture?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Though? It's the stall that divides the urinals.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's it's a dividing wall between the urinals, the buffer zone.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
When I when I walked into the bathroom this morning before,
just before the show, next picture snitz.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Oh my god, No, divide between a urinal? How could you?
How can you use this? Now?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
He was so excited. He told me all about.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
There's no buffer zone. People can violate the buffer zone now,
is what you're saying? They would have to use the
other year, No, which is kind of set lower.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Yeah, it's a buffer buffer zone violator's dream situation. Okay,
I was expecting something way worse. All right, So at
least so at.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
Least rover you can use the you don't have to
at least if you have to go number two, which
is something if you're gurgling in your stomach.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
You don't don't use those the urinals. No, Yeah, I
like Charlie did.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And France, Carolin and I were traveling in France and
he took a dump and the urinal of a bar
and the bar owner came out and oh man was he.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I still don't care. It's very angry.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
That guy had a toilet. I said, I have to
take a dump, and he goes, well, it can't help you. Well,
you obviously go to the bathroom somewhere. I mean that's clear.
You own a business, you have to go to the
bathroom sometimes. And then he goes, no, well, I was
a urinal, and I said okay, and I he dows
an emergency, So I go all right and went and
took a dump in the urinal.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, we had to make a hasty actually angry, very
hasty accent.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Here's the sink situation in the bathroom. I'm not sure
if you've seen. This is a recreation of events. I
just want to make that clear because the original time
I was not filming when this happens.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
It is a dramatization.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right, Okay, sink candles right off and it goes
right into the sink.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, Well, Charlie, I know you're big football fan.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Tell me what do you think of the Browns announcing
that Shoudor Sanders will be the starting quarterback?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, why wouldn't he next this weekend?
Speaker 11 (35:11):
Wouldn't he be he won, Yes, he won last week,
Yes he did.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Wouldn't you put him in? Well? Because they hate him.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
They have really been anti Shaudor Sanders, There's no doubt
about it. And this Dylan Gabriel guy was he was
the starting quarterback. They go, he's going to remain the
starting quarterback. He gets knocked out with a head injury
concussion protocol. He's not been cleared to return. The only
reason should Or Sanders started over the weekend is because
(35:39):
Dylan Gabriel is out and they go, hey, he's going
to be back, But now he's not going to be
back as the starting quarterback, So Shaudor Sanders will continue
to be the starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
What do you think that's a good move? Freight move?
You think?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
So?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
The Browns keep losing and I've done something different.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I mean, just think about it.
Speaker 11 (36:03):
If you're making a recipe, and if you make a
recipe and every time you use the same ingredients and
it tastes like dog crap, and one time he changed
something and then it tastes really good, why wouldn't you
do that thing again?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I agree, I think this guy probably, you know, I
don't know statistically who who's better. But you know, there's
something I don't dislike Shad or Sanders. He seems a
little cocky, of course, But let's see what this guy
can bring to the table and see what happens after
he is actually taking the reps in practice, and he
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was sort of at a real disadvantage. He came in
on that game the week the weekend before last, he
came in the in the second half after Gabriel was
knocked out with this head and head injury, and he
didn't He wasn't great, but he really wouldn't expect him
to be because he hasn't really been taking those reps
in practice with the team that's actually out there on
(36:59):
the field, so he had some time to practice. He
did okay, And another week we'll go by where he
actually has an opportunity to get some more experience working
with these guys.
Speaker 8 (37:11):
So I.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Like this idea. I mean, you can't be any worse.
I mean, they've won only won three games so far.
Heason is over right, Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 11 (37:22):
So now was the time to start putting all of
your effort into this guy.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Technically, I guess you could win now. I actually I
take that.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I mean I guess theoretically, could you win every game
from here on out and make it to the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm not an expert in that, but that's just very unlikely.
But yes, for all intents and purposes, I think that
they are. They're out, so I think. But remember they
were playing the Raiders, so whatever how well you think
they did last weekend, the Raiders really suck, just like
the Browns, so that might be might not be getting
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the full picture there because the team they were playing
was so pathetic. So we'll see what happens. I like
this move though. I think that you can only go
up from here, can't go down. There's there's this influencer
in let me see. I think she's from Brazil. Yeah,
(38:24):
her name is Juliana Olivera. She's known as Juju dupics
on I don't know, Instagram or TikTok or whatever. Here's
a picture of what she looked like. She doesn't look
like this now. I'll show you what she looks like now.
So she's not bad looking. She's uh, you know, dark haired,
(38:46):
dark eyes. She's I don't know how old she is.
I think she's I want to say she's like twenty seven,
but I could be wrong about that. So she wanted
to keep this youthful appearance. You know, these women are
really into and my wife is in there, you I
want to keep a youth full appearance, like she's putting
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stuff all over her face and creams and this and
that and always going for I don't know what chicks
are doing when they go to these what do they
go to like these?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
What do they call it? Med? Medspa? Is that is
I making?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
That?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Is that the right word?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I don't know what they're doing in there, but whatever
she's doing is something anyway, And we've seen what some
of these people mar a Lago face. We've seen that
women are injecting their lips and they're getting filler and
they're doing all these things. They look crazy, they look
like aliens. I don't know what's going on with some
of these chicks. But and so she wanted, of course
(39:42):
to fit in with how everybody else is looking. So
she got filler injected into her face twenty one syringes full. Wow,
that's a lot of filler. I think, I don't know
what you're doing. What are you doing with that much filler?
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I wonder where. Oh, I don't know how much put
all that. I don't know how much she did, but
I I just did this yesterday, So it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Twenty one syringes, she says, now where this was into
her face?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
By the way, will you got filler done?
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:14):
I did?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
And how much? How many syringes did they use?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I don't know, it was a few. I did it
on my cheeks, like my jawline, uh huh, underneath my
lips and my cheeks.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Uh huh. And what is that supposed to do? What
does filler do? It just fil makes you.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, makes it more taut and fills out, so like
I was sagging, so they put filler and then it
kind of makes it.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Do you look so much more youthful today?
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I feel?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I said, is this fresh out of college? In turn?
That is sitting across from me right we rover?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Ohy, So she got these twenty one syranges. Well, instead
of being silicone based filler, it turned out to be
mineral oil and laxatives. Why because it's one of those Yeah,
well it's Brazil, I guess. And it's one of these
weirdos that probably unlicensed doctor's illegal clinics. You know, they're
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probably in a self storage unit or something. Well, you
gotta see showed them before picture of that picture he
had upstens of what she used to look like.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
There she is very pretty.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
And now do you want to see what she looks
like after getting this mineral oil injected into her face?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Here that you're lying? This is the story.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
I don't know if it's fake. This is what's the video?
Ever you want to see her dancing?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Here you go. This is what she said. Her face
now looks like.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Her face is like how do you describe that?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
For somebody in their car inflated into it looks like that.
Do you remember the movie Mask? Yeah, yeah, that's what
she looks like.
Speaker 12 (41:54):
It does look like she put a face.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Like inflated but then deflated it slightly. So her head's
about ten two tree types bigger than it should be
in her face. It sounds of a pumpkin. Yes, and
then you, I mean her head's way bigger than I mean.
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Feller will go down, but they.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Could dissolve it. Oh yeah, but they could dissolve it.
Maybe it's the silicone stone not mineral. But if it's mineral,
oil and laxatives. Why in the world would they inject
laxative it into.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Your face because she's I know she's speaks a different language.
But what what does she do? Will there ever go away?
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Well, she says, now that there is a doctor. She
believes that. And at the time she was told that
there was nothing that could be done. She now believes
that she's found a doctor that can help her with
her swollen cheeks and eyelids and the But this can
be not reversed, but somehow made better. But she's almighty.
(42:58):
That is absolutely insane. Wow, she's going through a Look
at the surgery that she's going through here, it will
never be the same.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Just even them touching, it looks solid.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (43:09):
I thought it would be more droopy and saggy, thinking
it's oil in there, but it looks pretty solid.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Hard for something in there and like cement. So now
that she's going under the knife, she's getting surgery. And
do you think that's from fillers or do you think
something else is going on? I mean, that is just
I've never seen anything like this. Be careful who you're
going to, ladies, because.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
They're in Brazil, I know, but it's it's not Brazil
is a I supposed taking.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
They're not backwards. I mean, they're not a third world.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, I mean I don't I don't know what the
definition of the third world is, but.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Don't I don't want to live there. But keep you.
They always have pretty people there, don't they in Brazil?
Resilient shakes, everything's Brazil, Brazilian whatever.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah, real quick, he hears her before again, look at that.
Speaker 12 (44:08):
Okay, matching tattoos, those stars, that is her?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
What would you do if that was your fiance? Engaged?
And she goes through this procedure and then she looks.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I'm worried about this with my wife because she's always
you know, she's always doing stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I don't know what she's doing. They have this thing.
Is it micro needling? Is that what?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, you're you're tattooing your No, now it's not micro
needling that no, No, yeah, it is micro What is
it you're thinking of?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Micro blading?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Micro needling is different, Charlie, Oh, all over the roller thing?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, it's this thing and they I don't know what
they do.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I've never seen a tomb, but it's got all these
little needles on it, I guess, and then they do
it all over your face and you see afterwards, and
I go, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Well it's right after of course it's going to react.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Your face is just blood. It looks like somebody.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
It looks like somebody at a period and just smeared
blood all over your face.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
But it's going to be oh my god, you're so annoying.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Oh they take platelets or whatever to the surface or
whatever it is. It's even worse than that.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
And then you'll have like she'll have baby smooth skin
after will she Yes, No, her skin's going to be beautiful.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
After she she gets I don't know how often you
do this. You can't do this too frequently. But she'll
get she'll get that, and she'll do various things. And
I'm always worried. I'm like, I don't want something weird
like happened to this shake in Brazil, Like you just
got to be careful with this. I can't believe anybody
would purposely go do this. I mean, there's no way,
(45:48):
look at it. Look at this. Look just why would
you do that to yourself?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Because it gets rid of all the dead skin.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
No, it's not, it's something that you can exfoliate to
get rid of this.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
This is not dead skin.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
It does something else, refreshing your face and bring you baby.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
It all goes back to collagen, I believe. I think
it stimulates that collagen. All I know is I don't
even know what collagen is, but I know that I
need more of it. She's told me this, So just
be careful.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Ladies.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
You don't want this happening to you. What happened to
the chick in Brazil. Everybody wants you to be beautiful.
I want you to be beautiful. You want to be beautiful,
but you have to think about it. Is it worth
the potential side effects and risk?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yes, I feel better knowing my face is going to
look better. Okay, And your wife is doing the same thing.
She wants to feel.
Speaker 7 (46:40):
Better about herself. So letter, But if my wife came
home and looked like that, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
She had the.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Lip stuff done once and she came home and I go, oh, Mike,
what are you doing? And I had to put my
foot down. I said, this was years and years ago.
I said, I can't have you turning into one of
these into mar A Lago faces. This was before mar
Alago face was even a term said, I can't have that.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
It looks terrible.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
You look like an alien, but she liked it.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I don't know, I know what's best for her. Sometimes
I had to put my foot down and say you
got to knock it off because it would only get
it would only get worse and worse, Like you get
used to doing that, and then you get used to
that result and then you go, oh, I need even more,
and before you know it, your lips look like baboon ass.
(47:34):
You don't want that, Like I said, yes, straight, you're
the boss. That's right exactly. I've got to take a
break real quick.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
I know she wants to cut her hair off. Uh huh,
there's I saw on Instagram there was a lady, older
lady that had long hair and wanted to cut her hair.
So she did chat gpt AI and there was a
this is what I look like. This is what it
would look like with short hair? What do you guys think?
And everyone's like, don't cut your hair? Can we do
(48:00):
that with your wife? Can we take a picture with
her with her long hair? And then let's do AI?
And this is what it would look like with like
a pixie cut or bolt, I think we should do that.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well, I'll have to see if I can find a
suitable picture and chant Gpt Charlie can help you. I've
got to take a break. We do have the Hizzy
coming up in just a moment. Why are you laughing
at Charlie in there?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Because she.
Speaker 11 (48:30):
She loves coming up with ideas that she personally is
more work you implement, won't do, won't even try.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
And he's like, I don't want to be a part
of that.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I'm just not.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
No, you want to it a right, that's your fault, Charlie,
good John, you love.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Chant gpt so much. She's probably been doing this with
my wife the entire time, trying to figure out what
makes her look the worst. She can try to write
something to.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Have her do that. I've got to take a break.
We'll get to the shizzy the news in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
We'll be right back hanging on