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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is Rovers Morning Glory, Rover. How can I ran
in the same circle us. We're talking to you for
a year.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Charlie was a wombat band, Jeffrey, what I mean?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Same food is green?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh go?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Screaming on Rover Radio dot Com.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (00:57):
It is Tuesday, October were fourteen, twenty twenty five. Good morning,
gets Rover. He's morning Glory. I'm Rover.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Dougie is here. Good morning, sir, Charlie is here. Hi,
Smitzer is here. Amen, Crystal is here.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Hello, And mister Jeffriel on the row is in the
fire box.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yo, Yo, you're with us as well.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Eight six six yo, Rover is the number eight sixty
six nine six seven six eight three seven. That's how
you reach the show. Give us a call at that number.
You can text us at that number that comes into
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eight three seven.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Who's in there clearing their throat? Was that you, Jeffrey?
Or all right? Uh? No, I think it could have
been nice to hurt something. No, somebody said somebody that
wasn't you?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, that was clearing my throat because today is kind
of an important.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Day in aviation history too old.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Let me think here, October fourteenth five familiar Airhart. Uh No,
it must be something with Chuck Yeger would be my guess.
Now that's Chuck light ol Uh not neither one, so far.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hold on, it has to do with Chuck Yeger.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Okay, Chuck Yeger either died or he broke the sound barrier.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
He broke the sound beer on this day seventy eight
years ago. Astronaut. No, he was a test He.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Was a famous World two ace and test pilot, probably
one of the greatest tests, probably a second to the
legendary British test.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Pilot Eric Brown.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay in terms of the u of the many types
of aircraft they both flew.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So that like, this is an important day for you?
Like this mean what what do you choked up on?
The guji?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
If it wasn't for the birth of superstock flight, we
wouldn't have a kind of aircraft.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We have to really get that totally. But I just
thought I bring that up. But I'm just asking a question.
Does it like mean a lot?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh for me, I'm an abaht enthusiast.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, it might not mean anything to you, but means
something to me and any other aviation enthusiasts out there.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
So tears in the bucket.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Okay, let me get to your email here in just
a moment, I'll pull that up over here, and we
have a lot to discuss today.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let me do you have your house decorated for Halloween?
I'm wearing a Halloween shirt.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
What is your Halloween shirt? This is something with I
don't even know what this is. It's something to do
with some witches, three witches or something.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Disappointed. What is that movie? You've never seen? It starts with.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
An h second word p starts with a p a
hokus polkist.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
How did you get that hot poom?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
No, that's what I was watching last night.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Which is?

Speaker 10 (04:12):
That's That's a horror That's funny anyway? So no, who
I mean?

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I'm I have no kids and I'm over the age
of fifteen. Why would I decorate my house for Halloween?

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Do you guys decorate your house for fall? Do you
do any like pumpkins or nothing?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, nothing? We got the pumpkins and the moms out yesterday. Perfect. Yeah,
se Mom's is it? Mommy uses that?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
No, momurs, Mom's one of those plants.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Plants.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Oh, I'm unaware of what those are. So you decorate
for Halloween. No, no, it's more fault. I see fall
decorations or Goosta. Front's got a kind of more of
a pilgrim pilgrim static. Right now, you gotta change the
goose comparing the seasons. What do you mean the goose?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
The goose. The goose we have up front. I didn't
know they had. It's a it's a you know, like
a cement. It's now plastic. They dress up. Yeah, and
they dressed them up. You gotta buy special.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
Goose outfits, outfit their whole like vendors that all they
do is sell outfits and accessories for what Charlie's talking about.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Curious this is, I mean, this is this is Ryan
Gosling naked the goose.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Girlfriends like loves she.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Dresses up the goose. So right now you're wearing a
fall kind of a fall outfit. Actually, okay, summertime, the
goose is wearing like a bikini.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
What about Jeffery, You used to have a you used
to have a ghoul hanging from your front porch.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Do you have the ghoul back?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, I don't do that stuff anymore, says because what
happened to it. I just came right up on my
port literally invaded my personal property and took it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
And I'm still pissed off about it.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Whatever happened to the ghoul, you never got the ghoul backp.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So, I mean that's why I don't. I don't decorate anymore.
Result as a result, Charlie, you must.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Have some security measures on the goose. Then after after
the ghoul incident.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
You know there's cameras on the camera train right on
the goose, there is a camera on it.

Speaker 11 (06:23):
Okay, I'm a child. The inside of my house is decorated.
So when you walk into my kitchen, it has a
butcher shop sign it says welcome to the dead and breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know you'll never leave there.

Speaker 11 (06:36):
The whole entire dining room, I have fake castle brick
wall with skulls as the like the trimming around.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
It's Christmas tree up right now.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Decorated with spiders. I've been decorated since September. What is it?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I recently bought a from All Day. They had a
gingerbread house of spooky ginger bread house. Really, we haven't
put that together yet, looking forward to that.

Speaker 11 (07:05):
My boyfriend even put up a black Christmas tree that's
lit up for me, really, not for him, but because
I love Halloween so much.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Let me read you some email.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Don't say my name on the air, please, This person says, Rover,
you can still get money back for your delayed flight.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was delayed significantly.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
That's why we had to start the show a little
bit late yesterday, because my plane landed at about the
time the show was going to start, and it was
only I don't know, five or six hours late. We
took off, I think at two forty five in the morning,
supposed to take off at nine o'clock in the morning,
and a little bit late. But hey, as I said,
I couldn't believe that they actually got that flight out

(07:49):
at forty five in the morning, because we were in
the airport in Miami and it was about two o'clock
in the morning. And sometimes like these flights would come
in from god knows where, and and flight attendants and
even gate agents they would be leaving and they would
walk by, they'd see our gate and all these people
kneeling around. They go what happened here, and they were surprised.

(08:11):
One of the I overheard one of the people go, well,
they're never going to get this flight out, and they
did at two forty five am.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
We took off.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Anyways, So this person says, my girlfriend comes to visit
me in Florida all the time. In her flight's home
seem to always be delayed, and she will contact the
airline directly on their website to complain about the delay,
and they always issue her a voucher for her next flight.
So contact your airline and they'll most likely give you
a voucher. And by that I mean have B two

(08:41):
contact the airline and have her ask for the voucher. Now,
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm not
supposed to say this person's name. But they attached a picture.
Am I supposed to put the picture up or not
put the picture?

Speaker 9 (08:56):
I sent it to Snitz. I didn't know what to
do with that. It's your call, don't say here's my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I guess I.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Don't know what's going on here exactly, but uh, all right,
it's your call. So so now I was just turning my
head there to look at the it's what's going on
in this picture?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Here?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
All it's two chicks, I guess. Okay, let's see, here's
someone who writes. I saw last week someone called in
and brought attention to Dougie's new shoes, and they were
so cute. I was wondering if Fujie would ever expand
out a little bit and maybe wear some Well, what
kind of shoes did you have on last week?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
They weren't new, they were I mean, I've had them,
I just war very often. They're Nike. Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
They're like, I don't know what kind of Nikes they were,
you guys, I.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Was wondering if Dougie would ever expand out a little
bit and maybe wear some nice black office pumps with
pointy toes and a skirt with pantyhose.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
My bunion doesn't allow pointy toes. Just please, no rips
or tears in the pantyhose.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
I think a lot of your listeners would agree that
it would look fantastic on her. Just please no rips
or tears in the pantyhouse. But yes, a nice pair
of pumps. He rips many time. He definitely does not
want rips. That is a complete turnoff for this guy.
No rips, tears, runs, thank you and love the show.

(10:21):
He says, So, douci a request from fans if you
could please put on some black office pumps whatever whatever that.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Would What are those?

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Just like a low heel shoes that chicks wear to
into the office, like if you're an office worker.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
All right, so she would he I'm sorry, I would
like you to wear those. Yes, here's some. Let me
see stand by those. Well, I can't walk. I don't
think that those are.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
The ones I see, like have a low wedge heel.
Oh this is Michael course, SUSI.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Wouldn't be able to walk in these things, she would cry. Yeah,
maybe she could just prop herself up in that chair
she could walk in, and then Jeffrey could come in
and remove whatever shoes she has on and put those
office pumps as he calls them, onto Doujie's feet. Then

(11:22):
she could just sit there with her legs cross kind
of dangling, you know, doing this sort of thing with
one leg. That would probably get the guy really worked
up there.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Now, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Wearing you're not willing to satisfy our fans.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
Okay, those sketchers, these are so disgusting.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I do not want to see this. Oh my god,
no socks all that No socks. Nasty Jesus, she has
no socks on these shoes. I mean that is just
that's so gross. Why would you do that? I actually
don't mind it. Oh this is a bad foot.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
It is so gross. Why don't you wear the no
show socks? That's like what a normal person would.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Do that onion, It looks like it hurts. It's all read. Yeah,
it hurts. Really, Oh man, that is I can see
it from here.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
Oh holy wha, wha what is going on.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
With your feet?

Speaker 9 (12:18):
Right?

Speaker 11 (12:18):
Here's a callous She is not putting on pointy toe
My god?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oho? What how are you wearing? Just shoes in general,
it's an.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Extra toeic it does her to wear shoes.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh my god, what that thing? Can you wear? They have.

Speaker 11 (12:36):
Those braces to like move your toe back? No, she
needs that's not going to the hair and cut these
toes the toes, is it? Because the toes like broken?
Cut her feet off, the whole foot off.

Speaker 10 (12:57):
The Lord of the rings, she needs he needs some.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Seriously, you guys are all on the ring bread. I'm
sort of padding for that. Yeah, do I see a
diet podiatrist for that. I've seen a couple. And what
do they tell you the recovery time? You can't drive?
So what they have uber? Huh? They have Uber? You're
not gonna be able to walk much longer. I'm okay,
I just have to. I can't wear shoes like.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
It hurts to when I'm standing on my feet, which
I tend to.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Do a lot lately. It's just very painful.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
So I have to get like like cushion stuff like
doctor Schulz sucks.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's only going to keep getting worse, right, Yeah, I
think so. I don't know how. I don't know. I
think the more activity you do on them it hurts.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
It's just Caitlin Wright Rovert. You need to switch the
brand of apparol that you're using. The one you're drinking
has red dye. This alternative is cooked by Carmine whatever
the hell that is colored by colored by Oh thank you,
which comes from crushed beetles. And it's the natural way.

(14:04):
Aparol was doing it for years until they cheaped out.
Don't let the crushed beetles to turr you. It's healthier
than red dye. Number forty. It tastes exactly the same,
and it's a less expensive bottle too. Love You and
the Show. Caitlin writes, let me okay, so all right
now we have here. Let me just show you here.

(14:25):
We have apparol. There on the right, the far right
of this picture, she's at the liquor store. There's campari. Disgusting.
I'm serious if they if they ever try to give
you that instead of an apparol sprits, a campari sprits.
It tastes like disgusting, crushed up plants. It's so nasty.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Why do bartenders use that? Then? But they don't have
a it's gross, But that.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
A campari and soda is not an aperol sprits.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, but it was around before apperl.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
Think you won't know the difference kind of thing. They're like,
we don't have aparols, we'll use this.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't know. So it's the same company.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Why would the same company have two things that are
almost exactly the same except one taste in the daughter.
Then they have something next to apparol, which is called apertivo,
must be like the generic aparol. And then they have Capoletti,
which is veno apertivo, which she's pointing at right there.

(15:25):
All right, So the aparol is twenty four ninety nine
a bottle. This stuff is nineteen ninety nine a bottle.
And I guess it comes with crushed up beetles in there.
And what is this this aparol colored with FD and
C yellow number six and FD and C red number forty.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
And I know that I know people are, yeah, this
just has crushed up beetles. I guess I know people
that are like, oh, you can't have the red dye.
You're actually drinking alcohol? Though, wouldn't the elklcohol be uh
just as bad as whatever the dye is?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Alcohol? I don't think it's good for your body, but
I don't know. Hey, what do I know?

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Let's see speaking of aperol sprits, Casey says Casey from
Akron here, I love you all and enjoy the show.
With the passing of last week, summer officially feels over.
I am strictly a beer drinker, but after traveling to
I don't even know where this is O C R

(16:32):
A C O c K e okra coke. Did we
just talk about that, Carolinas?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I think? Is that where it is? Oh? Did we
talk about that.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I don't know. I don't I've never heard of this before.
I thought that was like a foreign country or something,
or some island in the Caribbean, or I saw it.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
I think I saw a thing on a video on them.
They still almost speak like old English. They have a
weird accent still, because it's like an island that's a.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Away from other other people.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Well, he says, after going there and seeing Aperol Sprits
earlier the summer, I wanted to try it.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Not that good, he says.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Then this past weekend, the wife and I traveled to
Niagara Falls for a twentieth anniversary. They served it in
the spa at the Falls View Marriott. Better then I
saw it on the menu at Skylawn Tower.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Even better. I have to say.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
The drinks can taste very different from place to place.
Could be or it could just be that you're getting
an acquired taste. You know, you're getting used to it.
Once you get hooked on those, there's no going back. Oh,
there he is in the wherever he is, maybe a spa. Yep,

(17:44):
drink of the Aperol sprits in the in the spa there.
I guess it's in the spa. Is there in the spa?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
I mean this guy has no shirt on. I'm hoping
they're in the spaw and he's not just out for
a night out, you know. Uh, Asia says, how dare you?
Every morning I listen to your show. Normally I don't
listen to talk radio. However, you have sunk your claws
in me. I love listening to your show in the mornings.

(18:11):
The one thing I can't stand is that you start
to play Sign of Life by Motionless in Wife, and
then you never play the whole song. You trick me
every time. I know it's not going to play, yet
I get so excited each time. Will it kick in

(18:35):
and actually play? There you go, just for your Christian rites. Hey, Dougie,
I have a male kitten named Buckeye. As long as
you give him a loving home, I'll give him to you.

(18:56):
So you want a new cat, Dougie, it's been.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Weird not having animals in my home.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
But there's something a little peaceful about it.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
But I miss it. I miss it terribly. Going to
get another animal?

Speaker 9 (19:10):
No, I told Janna. I told my daughter, we're gonna wait.
Just let's sit for a second.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
She wants one already. What do she thinks she's her girlfriend?

Speaker 9 (19:19):
They foster kittens and they have a bunch of kittens
there right now.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
So Gordon writes, listening to Charlie say quote, anyone can
work for.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
ICE is the dumbest thing he said so far.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
I was a retired Federal Protective Service sergeant. I was
hired to vet new agents and investigate incoming tips. If
Mary from Saint Louis applied for an HSI position, was
that HSI Homeland security something. I don't know what that means,
she would not be hired. We can trace your records

(19:55):
back to your birth and everything you have done since then.
We look into your family friends prior appointment. I found
an applicant who was thirty five years old, had a
local incident twenty years ago in a hunting accident. Most
coming in are former or current law enforcement, most of
which were fired or walked away during the previous administration,
which is way more than you know.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
They were fired from being policed and they're getting hired.
So seems look they're hiring anybody, And he said most
not all. So it sounds like like I said, anybody
could sign up.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
We have a theory that Mary from Saint Louis has
gone to work for ICE. I don't know if that's true,
but she sent me this long email and told me
the nice to read it on the air, and she
said she has given in. She has joined the dark forces.
She's a boot liquor. Now I'm paraphrasing all of these things,
but she says that she found a good paying job.

(20:48):
She's done fighting the good fight. She's falling into line
to conform. Her husband also got this same job, she says,
but she claims they're paying him more than her just
because he has a penis. So she's still a little
bent out of shape about that. But she's not going
to say anything because she's done fighting the good fight.

(21:09):
Her days of being a social justice warrior are behind her.
Now she's just on the take. Nate from Rochester, I'm
reading this. It really says anybody could sign up.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
The only thing you can't can't be can't use drugs,
and you cannot be convicted of domestic violence.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
What about if I'm convicted of robbing a convenience store?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Could I could? I also do that?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
It's strange they just say this specific we're here, this
position requires a selected to carry a firearm. Any person
who's been convicted of the misdemeanor crime of domestic violence
cannot lawfully possess firearm.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Ah, okay, So what they're saying is if they're convicted
of a felony, you can't, But if you have this Additionally,
if you have this particular misdemeanor, you can't either, Okay.
Nate and Rochester says, I'm normally pretty rough on Jeffrey
and crap on him daily and text messages, but insulting
his wife is too much. Even I can't say that's okay.

(22:12):
Yesterday Jeffrey got riled up. Somebody insulted his wife and
he sprang in the action. Did you see him Spring
defended her. Yes, you're not standing for that. You were
standing on business either way, that's my wife. Nobody, I mean,
like you got okay, everyone insults me.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
That standard, this standard operating procedure for our show, but
leave my wife and my kids out of it.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, you were thinking very much. Respect that wife. Yeah,
Ron says.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
If JLR is so honorable sticking up for his wife,
ask him why he still meets other women out.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Nobody calls nobody calls and installts my wife. Okay, that's
what this guy did. And if I want, if I wish,
I could just teleported myself to Rochester and just clubbed
his nuts into oblivion.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay, didn't answer the question. Yeah, this person wants to
know you.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
You.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
What he's insinuating is that you insult your wife by
going out with all these other floozies sometimes making out
with him.

Speaker 12 (23:17):
And that was that was how long ago? Probably last
week Friday? Yeah, whatever it do, but she didn't show up.
Hey better for me?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Okay god.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Nick says after listening to Monday's show, I'm convinced that
Jeffrey is afraid of his son. The way he talks
about him. It's like Jeffrey is afraid to confront his
son or even talk to him about anything. I've never
seen a father walk on eggshells around their son like
I have when I hear Jeffrey whenever it involves his son.
It's time for him to be a man and tell
his son to get his ass into gear and put

(23:56):
some effort into applying for work.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
I had a woman, a girl, come out and I
met her when I was doing.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Something, and she works.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
With families and kids, young adults just like Jeffrey's son.
And she said that there are programs out there, and
she gave me all the information, and she says, if
something doesn't happen sooner rather than later, it's going to
end poorly, where he might end up in jail, or

(24:29):
he might end up in some type of situation where
everything will be taken away from him.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
He can't see his family, he won't have access.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
But there are programs where the state will pay for
and assist Jeffrey and allow him to really grow and
learn and be able to manage his.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Situation. What do we do with that?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Do I have the information? Throw all that right in
the trash bin of your brain?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Or you can just email it to me. You have
my email addresses.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Okay, so I'm going to send you a follow up.
Brian writes, Hey, guys, I love the show. Every time
you have a segment about Charlie not washing his legs,
I feel like writing this email, but I forget. Have
you ever looked underneath a handwryer in a public restroom.
It's usually the dirtiest part of the wall. That's after
people have washed and rinsed their hands. Also, your skin

(25:23):
is full of pores. As the SuDS slide down your legs,
they're depositing all the filth from your upper body into
those pores. Rinsing is not enough to dislodge that. So
he's alleging that since Charlie doesn't wash below the knees,
that he from the knee to the foot, he has

(25:44):
a lot of clogged pores, probably some blackheads, and you
need like beori strips.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Is that what they're called.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
I'm all over your lower legs to clear out those pores.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Start washing those suckers.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
And Geneva net York writes, you're over at least half
of the guys who emailed in yesterday to tell Snitzer
that he's a pussy for like in call of duty?
Are those people who think they can shoot guns just
because they play video games, think they would actually do
good in the military and in a real life combat situation.
These morons think they could fly a plane or a
chopper because they flew on in a video game that

(26:21):
looked real. They are all such losers. Yes, there was
a big debate yesterday. We find out Snit's poop poofs
looks down his nose at Battlefield six. Okay for it
and all the Battlefield six people made fun of Snitz
for being a boomer for playing call of duty hasn't

(26:43):
changed since two thousand and two. They say, all right,
I've got to take a break eight six to six.
Your Rover his artifaction nine nine six seven. I don't
worry about it six eighty three seven. We will be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory hanging.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Idiot, and you're listening wrong. We're back with rovers Morning
Glory idiots.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Brian and Florida wants to know with Snitzer, our video
director was able to get Rush tickets.

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He scored two floor seats and.

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Fort Worth for seven hundred dollars each.

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Snitser, Now are you trying to go see Rush? Yeah?
I did not get those.

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Now you did not get the ticket has gone on
sale general public yet, but I tried the artist pre sale.

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Now we do work for a radio station, yeah, and
we are giving away Rush tickets this week on our
radio station.

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Did you ask the radio staite did? They did not
have any? And you think with the station that we're
on is the one that broke Rush. But you know,
you think we'd at something.

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But we did get tickets to give away to the listeners.

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Speaker 6 (28:06):
But Keith Hodgkiss, you know he's going to be the
huge Rush fans.

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Right, he's gonna be Jamming and Keith Kennedy, He'll know
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Are you saying he's a fair weather Rush fan?

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a cool thing to be to be at, I'm sure
he'll be there. Okay, not the way to go about it.

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If you want Rush tickets, there's a I have some news,
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pair of Valley Want tickets through a show in Cincinnati
in May next year.

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Cincinnati, you have time to buy those, Yeah, I know
you gotta stave up for him, dude.

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On that, I'm gotta find out how much they're going
to be, and if I can score some good seats,
be a good be a good trip for me and
the Wife's a soldier for me and the wife.

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Speaker 6 (29:10):
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alone by he's.

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Been alone before. I mean he's overnight. We not, I
don't think overnight.

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How old is he? Twenty three? Twenty three?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
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my wife and I would like walked into like dinner
for age for anniversary.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Okay, so he's been alone for a few hours. Yeah, okay, hmm.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I don't know if I leave him alone overnight, well
could go wrong, dugie.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
I mean, what's a what's a twenty three year old
kid gonna do? How much trouble could he get into?
He's just gonna look at internet porn and yeah, that's what's.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
A good majority of his time playing on his keyboard,
he's gonna be something spends it spends a pretty good
deal of time songs and what.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Playing on his organ took a second, but you got there.
He's a real penist. What funny. There's a.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
There's a I have a news story about this, but
I don't know. Maybe I'll play a little bit of it,
but I'll tell you kind of the gist of this story.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
This is an Oklahoma city.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
There's a high school, the Academy of Classical Christian Studies,
x accs. They have a high school girls basketball team
in Oklahoma City there, and they were playing in the
division championship game last season against Apache High School. And

(30:48):
so these girls are playing basketball, and I mean it's
a very very close game, a real nail bier. In fact,
they end up hitting a buzzer beater to in the game.
But all is not as it seemed. Let me play
a little bit of this news story, and they're they're framed.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
This is all. What a great thing here.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I wonder if I would do this, if you would
do this, if anybody would do this. Here, listen to this.
Why am I getting the audio? Stand by? Here we go? There,
we go here.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
All right, girls, they're in the middle.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
The Academy High School girls basketball team in Oklahoma City
returned to the court this week, their first practice since
last year's Division championship where they hit a buzzer beater
that both for that game.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
And started it all. Well, look at this.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
This is she's way outside the three point line here,
almost half court.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
She hits They're down by whatever, I don't know whatever this.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
And she hits a three pointers so they win by
boss her and win.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Look at that. I mean she's way out there. Their
beater that ended the game and started it. All. The
whole season was building up to that moment, and it was.

Speaker 11 (32:08):
Like one of the best feelings, and it was really
exciting just to see our hard work finally pay off.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It was the team's first championship ever? Or was it?
Coach Brendan King.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
As you're celebrating, there's a part of you it's wondering.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Right as soon as.

Speaker 15 (32:28):
I walked out of the locker room, my stomach kind
of turned into knots, And what are they?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
What is this guy wondering about?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Is he like one of our players might be a
trans male and we're beating or trans female or whatever,
and we're.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Breaking the rules here we have a boy on the court.
What is he possibly?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
What could you do in the middle of the game
or at the end of the game after you win?

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Well, the guy said, or was it their first time winning?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's that's right, Yes, that's why.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
That's it's no, I know, that's what I'm trying to think, like, well,
or well they would.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Be disqualified, perhaps, h stick with me here, I'm trying
Is that what it is? Or is it something else?
Walked out of the locker room.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
My stomach kind of turned into knots, and I said,
I'm going to need to know if we really won
this game or not.

Speaker 14 (33:24):
So what he did that night and again this week
at our request, was go home and watch the game tape.
At one point there had been some confusion about the scoreboard,
so just to be sure, he recounted every basket and
discovered his team actually lost.

Speaker 15 (33:44):
It really tore me to pieces, it really did.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
But technically it didn't matter.

Speaker 14 (33:51):
League rules say, once a game is done, the score
is the score, there's no changing it.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
But Coach King decided to tell his.

Speaker 14 (33:59):
Team anyway, and when they heard what had happened, the
consensus was unanimous.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
It would have felt wrong, I.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Think, to have taken the trophy regardless.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Yeah, it was a really good teaching moment for us
to just be like, this is not the whole.

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Point, which is why this Academy team made the unprecedented
decision to appeal their own crowning victory, asked it be
taken away and awarded to their competition, Apache High School.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (34:34):
The league agreed, and Coach King hand delivered the championship plaque.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Just really special that he came out and did that.
Not everyone would have done that.

Speaker 14 (34:44):
Apache coach Amy Merriweather says her team is glad.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well that was the coach, Because I.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Was going to say, I swear to God, I was
looking at that. I go, this high school chick looks
like she's about thirty five.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Well that was the coach. God, you're more on.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I'm the more on, I guess anyway, So would you
do that same thing if Look, I don't think i'd
give that trophy back, that plaque back. I'd say, hey,
somebody should pay better attention to the scorers. And one
that's not really a win though, you never I wouldn't.
You wouldn't feel like a winner. I'd feel like No,

(35:20):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Now I feel like a guy that won on a
technicality kind of, I feel like a loser.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
No, I'll tell you why. I think that that's a
legitimate victory in a sense, and I can justify my
own actions because they would have played the game differently
and would have made different decisions, different plays, different moves
if the score would have been different. So because there

(35:45):
was a mix up, I don't know how they can
lose track of the score in the middle of the game,
but apparently they did. The score that was up on
the scoreboard for most most of the game was off
by two points or and so if they if if
the team that ended up thinking they won but ended
up losing, really they lost by one point. If they

(36:08):
would have known the true score, they perhaps would have
played differently and would have done things differently. So you
can only go by what's up there on the scoreboard.
I mean, I definitely get there's a more or lesson
to be told or whatever. But I'd put that plaque
up and I'd say, hey, this is we won this
championship because somebody didn't pay attention to their job.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Does that score good?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
It doesn't feel good to win out of technicality.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
The winner, though, still went on, yeah you're a cheater.
This is a Christian academy. I applaud them for yeah,
not a cheater. They didn't cheat the cheap but you
wouldn't feel good. You'd be like, oh, yeah, there's our championship.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Remember we only kind of won because of some The
guy running the scoreboard was an idiot.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Yeah, if you took it from them, that's cheating. That's
not yours. I don't think it's purposeful cheating. I just
don't think it wouldn't feel talked about it. I wouldn't
be like, oh, who won, Actually we didn't.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I would.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
I would celebrate that win just like I actually won.
A win is a win in my book. That's it's
in the books. And once those books are closed, once
that final buzzer hit.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
That's it. You can't appeal. That score is the score.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
According here to the news story, let me play out
the last thirty seconds.

Speaker 14 (37:21):
They have the title, but even happier for the hope
that came with it.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
I showed us, you know, there are still good people
in this world.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Is something we'll always remember. Champions. Ah nice.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
This guy's trying to take the crown of the uh
dramatic guy.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, the guy from.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Dayline, Keith right, whoever this guy is, is trying to
fill Keith Morrison's shoes. I don't understand. And with that
sing songy voice.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
They also said that like this news guy gave the
coach the footage and said watch the footage back.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
No, they just recreated it so they could film it.
So he went back and the end of the game, okay,
all right, but then they're like, hey, we need some
some b roll footage of you mark the score here. Yeah,
that guy the way he's it's like, so folks see
and so like, and then the team decided they would

(38:17):
give up their victory.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
I don't know, man, I if you had a kid,
what parent would you lesson to learn, say, listen, you
need to pay that other team.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
They should have been paying more attention during the game
to keep track of the score. They should should have
had some That's right, the team should.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
It's a better lesson to teacher kid that that that
was wrong.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Here's the you're the true champion. The other guys are
actual losers. And there's liars. Yeah, they're not liars. They're
not losers. They playing the game in the moment they didn't.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Know well, they should be paying more attention to Why
should one team be paying more attention than the other
team shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Hey they were.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Maybe they were paying attention and they go, hey, we
have an advantage here, let's just roll with it.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's that's fair game.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
As far as I'm concerned, unless somebody else, unless the
other team realizes what's going on. But shame on that
scoreboard operator or whatever happened there. I don't know how
you could just add two points or lose two points
or whatever the hell that ended up doing there. I mean,
that's that's that's a little bit unusual.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Ari says.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
The coach must have known during the game that they
made a mistake, Otherwise, why would he go back and
watch the game footage.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
He did know, That's why he went back, because he
said he had a bad feeling as soon as.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
He walked out. He knew. Todd you'ron rovers morning Glory,
Good morning Todd, Good morning Rover. Hey, what's happening.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I'm having a hard trend listening to Charlie that he
would not accept that trophy at all. Seem that he's
the one that.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Put up buzzer in his boot peter a football. I
won that trivium. There was no rule against that. I
played within the rules. Uh.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
He also there was some debate, remember he won the
Battle for Britain. Did did his hand come down below
his head when he was holding.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
A bucket of rocks? Same thing?

Speaker 6 (40:17):
We had a stupid ref He didn't care about that
at the time, and now when it's somebody else, Oh yeah,
he's all for them giving up.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
That's why I never loved you. I want to do
it the shake shake shake rule.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
You would like to win on technicalities where if you
lose something, you go, well, we.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Didn't shake shake technicality. That's always been a rule.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Ye shake, that's a weird technicality when you lose something
you sposed.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
I'm not even the one who started that. Dougie is
the one who started, refused and die off and said
that we didn't shake on a bed. So I said, okay,
all right, from now on then we're going to have
to do a shake, shake shake, And if you can't
physically do it, it's a virtual shake shake shake on
every bet, and if you don't, then the BET's not valid.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Brandy in Chicago, Good morning, Brandy. How are you doing? Hey,
what's happening?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I'm doing well? But chocolate, Charlie. You are such a
great guy. If you could thank you the good things?
Remember what do she accidentally dump your head and pissed
water and all that? Could you say something that you
were pissed.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Off your bags?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Say something like oh, that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I shouldn't want that challenge.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You're speaking gibberish right now, Brandy. Okay, so wait he
did what now?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Sorry, Yeah, this is not making sense. Go ahead, it
makes perfect sense.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
No, when well, you guys had that competition and she well,
she didn't put you under there. You did, you did yourself,
and you are very upset.

Speaker 16 (41:42):
With her in London the Royal competition.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
So everybody ran down, The contestants ran down, They put
their head in the toilet to give themselves a swirlly.
And then what happened with Charlie Brandy.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You know he was very upset that the episode.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I'm sorry to show right there, and.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Y'all, I'm just saying like there, I mean losses.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
A lot, and I accepted my loss because Crystal Loso
ran faster than me, like twice the speed of me.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, I don't think he was very accepted you you
go back and play the episode baron square. No, you
did not. I bet you. I'll bet you one hundred
dollars right now. I'll bet anybody here one hundred dollars.
You want to take the bet.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
I think he blamed me for having Dougie back there
in the stall with people.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Do you blame you?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Because I mentioned it before started, but I also knew
I was throwing.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Blame all about their buddy said he lost fair and square.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
He about you hundred dollars. I said that. Take the bet.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Talent, says Charlie is why would why would he agree
take the bet that this basketball team should have given
a championship back?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
However he cheated.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I'll give you that bet, sir, he goes. I do
pay my bets, even though even though the person I
lie right now, and I did pay him up myself.
And you said that you didn't do that. Okay, No, no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Not saying I didn't complain.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
And I said I lost fair and square that day.
I said that he might have shed that line, but
he complained about it for twenty minutes before he said
that line.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Okay, So take the bet. Did I say that I
lost fair and square? Okay?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Okay, r g TV, I'll try to find it.

Speaker 6 (43:38):
I'll find it right now. You got a virtual shake
shake shape?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Do do that? Okay? All right, Okay, I just pay Brandy.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Here's some of this says, No, the rules of the
game before you play the game.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
What is that? Was that? What rules? Scoreboard? Oh?

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Come on, don't I just throw that out at anytime
we're doing a sports or related story.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I just scoreboard instancer brought it up a few minutes back.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
It's more important to teach the kids like this is
what it's about.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It's about doing the right thing.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
If I were on the opposing team who got this
championship plack handed to them, I would teach my kids.
I'd say, look at this, see they gave you the
championship plack. Nice guys never finish first. That's what that
would be my lesson to that team going out there
in the world. I just saw a story about that,

(44:33):
that nice guys don't finish first. The nicer you are,
you don't get ahead in life. The worse you do
in life, the nicer you are.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Now, I'm not doing that. I there's see, I look
at it.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
There is a difference of purposely going out trying to
be mean the people and trying to hold people back
or down or whatever the case may be, or just
being a complete ass. That's one thing, and maybe those
people still get ahead, perhaps I don't know. But another
is you have to look out for yourself. Always be
looking out for yourself. Those people tend to get ahead

(45:11):
in life, now are they the nicest people?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Now?

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Not as nice as others who go out of their
way to put others before themselves.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
But that is a lesson to learn. Sam says.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Each team is an official scorekeeper, so there are three
people keeping score.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
They were all wrong. I don't know how it works.
We said there was some sort of confusion. I don't
know what that confusion was. Yeah, that it must have
been over the point so over well, I don't know.
I actually don't know what.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It was exactly.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
They didn't really go into it, but regardless, they gave
up their championship. Douji, what you're going to be giving
up the news in just a few minutes, the shizzy?

Speaker 9 (45:56):
What do you have on the way if you suffer
from on a constipation?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Jeffrey, do you have constipation? No, quite the opposite.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
Well, if you're constipated, I'm going to tell you what
to eat so that you can poop.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I think everyone if I, oh, I's just eat a
bowl of them special kne that goes right through my
system like a waterfall. Or oatmeal, uh, instant oatmeal. I mean,
I'll eat a whole box at my stomach. Let's me
if I'm hungry enough, but.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
You eat a whole box, I said, Rovert.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Let me rephrase it, I said, if I'm hungry enough,
I could probably eat I could probably eat an entire
box of that instant oatmeal, so preferred flavor.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Samples of the cinnamon.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Are those the little package?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Okay, how many packags come in a box?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Eight? Probably? No, I think probably about ten.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Well, okay, you before that is yeah, I've had two
of those packets as well.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I'm when I make a bowl I make, you usually
make it with three of them.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
But ten packages, I mean, that's it. Wow, incredible.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I said, if I was hungry enough, but I'm never
hungry enough to eat an entire box, So you've I thought.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I thought you just said that.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
You I said, if I was hungry enough, I could
probably eat an entire box, and I'd never attempted it.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Okay, Well, anyways, everyone I think is constipated because they're
either on opioids that constipates you, I guess, and ozempic
constipates you.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
That's a good point too, So I didn't think about that.
I think a lot of people.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I read this because I saw a story about MiraLax,
which is a laxative, and that the sales of mirror
wax over the past five years have skyrocket. They can't
even keep up with demand. There was a shortage. When
I read the article like a year or two ago,
it was that there was a mirr relaxe shortage in
the United States because so many people are literally quite

(47:56):
full of crap.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
We'll be right back on Rover's Morning, Gloria Haga
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